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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil Phone Frank Day,

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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties, the brand new phone Frank and

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Speaker 1: Sebastian's on the phone and he's setting up his wife

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Speaker 1: today for a phone prank because they just moved and

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Speaker 1: they've been waiting eleven weeks for their brand new couch

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Speaker 1: and um, you know, we've been waiting for this couch

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Speaker 1: forever and every time she brings it up she gets

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Speaker 1: so pissed. So, um, I was thinking, like, what if,

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Speaker 1: what if y'all call her and tell her it's broken?

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Speaker 1: I would love to do that. Yes, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. All right, here we're going. Hello. Hi, this

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Speaker 1: is Ted Thad call from furniture. Is this Danielle? Hey? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This is she? Hello Danielle, how are you doing today?

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Speaker 1: I'm calling to let you know that your couch is

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Speaker 1: just about ready to go and ready to be shipped off.

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Speaker 1: I know you've been waiting for some time for it,

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Speaker 1: so that's exciting news. We're almost ready to ship that

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Speaker 1: couch on out to you. You haven't shipped it yet, Well, no,

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Speaker 1: it's not quite done being tested. I've never heard of

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Speaker 1: couches being tested what is that? Well, and that is

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Speaker 1: the reason it has taken so long, and they should

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Speaker 1: have explained that to you when you purchase this couch.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's a three thousand dollar couch. I wish

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Speaker 1: they would have told you that. I'll you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'll follow up on that with a salesperson. But each

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Speaker 1: and every one of our couches is tested out for

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Speaker 1: full functionality and things that might come up in live.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. Just send the couch now,

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Speaker 1: all right. I think what I'm hearing from you is

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Speaker 1: you want the couch to send out without the pushing test,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know if I can do. You're understanding me, yes,

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Speaker 1: but if those cushions are tested for the pushing, I

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Speaker 1: can't send that out with a good conscience. I need

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Speaker 1: to do the pushing test on it. I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 1: I just texted my date for tomorrow and see if

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Speaker 1: I can move it to tonight. And if they come

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Speaker 1: over tonight, we will totally test out that couch make

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Speaker 1: sure I can handle the pushing. Okay, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: are you saying what I think you're saying? Well, it

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Speaker 1: depends on what you think. I'm saying, also, I am

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Speaker 1: sitting on this beauty right now, and it is such

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Speaker 1: a comfortable couch. You are gonna love it. Your family's

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Speaker 1: gonna love it. I've had it in my living room

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Speaker 1: for three weeks now, and I don't even want to

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Speaker 1: part with it, but I kind of have to because

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Speaker 1: the old couch and I'm my couch. So I'm sitting

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Speaker 1: on it right now. Though it is beautiful, You're sitting

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Speaker 1: on the couch that I paid three thousand dollars for

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Speaker 1: it and has waited eleven weeks for because at this

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Speaker 1: point it kind of sounds like it's been used. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it has been a little bit

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Speaker 1: lived on, But that's how we set our couches. We

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Speaker 1: live certify. I'm each employee gets a couch for a

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Speaker 1: few weeks. They get to test it out exactly how

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Speaker 1: they want, and I'm really looking forward to doing the

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Speaker 1: pushing test on it. So I'm gonna go ahead and

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Speaker 1: get that done and then send this right out to you.

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Speaker 1: You don't, I just cancel the couch. I don't want

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Speaker 1: any Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: oh my goodness, what the hello, Daniel, are you still that.

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Speaker 1: Are you still on the phone, Danielle, Are you still

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Speaker 1: on the phone? Regretfully, yes, I am. Goodness, Hello, I'm

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Speaker 1: so glad we didn't send this couch to you. Oh

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Speaker 1: my goodness, it just it just broke into I think

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Speaker 1: a thousand million pieces. That couch was definitely not life certified.

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Speaker 1: I'm angry right now on your behalf, and our company

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Speaker 1: should be embarrassed about that. But I'm so sorry that

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Speaker 1: couch is dead. That couch is gone. I'm so sorry. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your company should be very embarrassed, especially employing somebody like you.

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Speaker 1: So why don't you just do me a favor? Call

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Speaker 1: your manager otherwise I am hanging up. Cancel my order,

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Speaker 1: give me my refund. I am never advert ordering with

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Speaker 1: you guys ever. Again, this is the worst experience I

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Speaker 1: have had in my entire life. Okay, well then I

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Speaker 1: guess I should let you know your couch ain't dead gone,

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Speaker 1: Your couch is perfectly fine, and your husband's on the phone,

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Speaker 1: say how to Sebastian, baby would come. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: what a performance, Danielle. This is actually Jewel from the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show and your husbands Sebastian doing a phone brank

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Speaker 1: on you because Sebastian set, because waiting forever for your couch.

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Speaker 1: The couch is coming to or at four pm. If

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Speaker 1: I got the coffin day but I wanted action, I'm

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Speaker 1: so mad at you, hey babe, but um, maybe we

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Speaker 1: could do the pushing test ourselves. Oh my god, no,

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Speaker 1: literally because of all of this. But you're not going

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Speaker 1: to have the pushing test for a very long time.

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Speaker 1: Okase of action. The Jewel Show on demand