Speaker 1: Parts Talk, Parts Talk, Punks Talk, punks talk. Okay, I
Speaker 1: brought in dunkins. Did you get a munchkin? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: most of the powdered one. Sorry guilty. This is Parts Talk.
Speaker 1: I'm doctor Nancy Pitts, Wilmington, Delaware's number one female obgyn,
Speaker 1: and here on Parts Talk, we talk all things parts. Oh.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited for episode two because episode number one
Speaker 1: was a real big hit. You know how I know
Speaker 1: my kids were really embarrassed Margaret Sannaron, but what did
Speaker 1: they know? My husband Patrick liked it too much, kind
Speaker 1: of irritated me. Wouldn't stopped talking about it. How is
Speaker 1: my week, doctor Pitts, You might be asking, Well, I
Speaker 1: got reprimanded by HR because I was too excited about
Speaker 1: a gay couple have the baby via Sergit on our Unit. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I kind of felt like I was in my own
Speaker 1: private episode of queer Eyes, and I kept calling one
Speaker 1: of them chating. I couldn't help it. Okay, they were
Speaker 1: so beautiful. I might have sang them that one Maclamore's song,
Speaker 1: but I just loved the message of it. Maclamore, you know,
Speaker 1: he just really gets it in a lot of ways
Speaker 1: that I feel like we don't talk about. Oh and
Speaker 1: this couple, they were gorgeous. Their surrogeit was beutiful. And
Speaker 1: she's rich now she's walking out of the hospital thirty
Speaker 1: pounds thinner and three hundred k Richard. You know when
Speaker 1: I got when I pushed out my son Marcus, six
Speaker 1: years of travel hockey. They were so glamorous, you know.
Speaker 1: One of the dad said he met the good doctor
Speaker 1: on a plane once. Yeah. Freddie Hydemore from the Good
Speaker 1: Willy Wonka. Only celebrity I ever met was a secret
Speaker 1: service agent who thought the bullet for Reagan. He has
Speaker 1: a house down the short Yeah, right by my mums.
Speaker 1: I really wish I were more involved in the gay
Speaker 1: community in Delaware. I mean, of course, my grandmother was gay,
Speaker 1: but we never talked about it. She was just the
Speaker 1: kind of Catholic woman who loved their dogs more than
Speaker 1: her family and never ever, ever, ever, ever ever smiled.
Speaker 1: But hey, it was a different time. Oh and speaking
Speaker 1: of very old Catholics, let's get to this week's Biden spotting.
Speaker 1: This week's Biden spotting is I saw doctor Jill Biden Biden.
Speaker 1: He's at the Boss Cobs. Yeah. I followed her around
Speaker 1: the store and bought the same thing how she got
Speaker 1: And of course rubber sheets for my son Marcus, which
Speaker 1: is the real reason why I was in there. Doctor
Speaker 1: Jill is so sexy in her little boots and skirts,
Speaker 1: reading the kids and feeding homeless events. Hot lady. Doctor
Speaker 1: Jill is not a medical doctor, but uh yeah, she's
Speaker 1: so smart. She could do what I do. It's not
Speaker 1: that hard. Also, I just gotta say this after the
Speaker 1: first episode have gotten some feedback. The Biden Spottens are
Speaker 1: not a political endorsement. Okay, it's just where I saw
Speaker 1: them because it's Delaware. The state is the size of
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania's Clint and you're going to see people around. But
Speaker 1: for the record, I am a Biden Democrat, which means basically,
Speaker 1: I think everybody should have equal rights, and I don't
Speaker 1: think too deeply beyond that. I'm done at plim people.
Speaker 1: My dad died of asbestos poisoning he got from working
Speaker 1: his whole life at the Chrysler plant. That's how a
Speaker 1: real American man dies. And speaking of my dad's death,
Speaker 1: let's get into today's topic. STIs aka when the good
Speaker 1: parts feel bad. You know, there's so much damn shame
Speaker 1: around sex. I'm with the Catholic School and our Lady
Speaker 1: of the Sacred Lady, and I graduated with honors because
Speaker 1: I had perfect attendance and I was a virgin the
Speaker 1: whole time. My sex head teacher was a menopozzle nun
Speaker 1: named Sister Sherryanne, telling me that premarital sex would give
Speaker 1: me cancer. But I'm going to change the sheep sdis
Speaker 1: are a lot like having us spend a week down
Speaker 1: of Rehobeth with your in laws. Absolutely no fun, but
Speaker 1: if you take enough drugs, it'll be over in no time.
Speaker 1: I've had plenty of little downtown pimples in my life,
Speaker 1: especially back during my days at ud do As University.
Speaker 1: The dollar, chlamydia, gon arhea, syphilis, you name it. I
Speaker 1: mean I had too many. You'd think I was banging
Speaker 1: an old timey blacksmith, but it was actually just a
Speaker 1: guy from the intramural bowling team. He was cute, but
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have known better than to trust the man
Speaker 1: who wears communal shoes. But she living, You'll learn, and
Speaker 1: those days are long behind me because of my first
Speaker 1: year in medical school. You know, I met my husband Patrick,
Speaker 1: not that we have sex anymore. All we do now
Speaker 1: is fight about who's going to pick our daughter air
Speaker 1: and up for mock trial practice. But in the beginning
Speaker 1: we for sure bang. Oh, before I forget, we got
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Speaker 1: to our first segment, what's that guck coming out of me?
Speaker 1: We asked the US to send me pictures of different
Speaker 1: discharges coming out of your holes, and I'm going to
Speaker 1: go through that and give you my professional medical opinion. Now,
Speaker 1: the producers of my podcasts are telling me that podcasts
Speaker 1: are not a visual medium, So me talking about pictures,
Speaker 1: ain't You're really gonna do the trick, But how do
Speaker 1: you use? Guys will get it? Now. A general rule
Speaker 1: of thumb I like to use with discharge is clearer white.
Speaker 1: You're doing all right? Green, yellow, red, You're better off dead.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, but in all seriousness, if any of those
Speaker 1: colors show up in your drawers, you should definitely reach
Speaker 1: out to your doctor. Okay, time for the first picture. Now,
Speaker 1: this first picture is a deep yellow, almost brown color.
Speaker 1: You see that? And obviously it's just a picture, but
Speaker 1: I can tell it stinks. Wolf. This is a textbook
Speaker 1: case of gonorrhea. But don't worry. The clap is easy
Speaker 1: to fix. Just go to your doctor asap and get
Speaker 1: an antibiotic, or you'll be going to work with your
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Speaker 1: Young Young Pitts for twenty percent off any order. Next up,
Speaker 1: we got a picture of what appears to be poop. Yep,
Speaker 1: that's a poop, just straight up dukie. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: why this person was confused about it, but if I
Speaker 1: could make any recommendation here, it would be in eat
Speaker 1: of vegetable like the new Vegete dairy and parodies red ponies.
Speaker 1: Just stay away from the hot sauce. That is not
Speaker 1: going to help your situation. Now, this next a guck
Speaker 1: is pretty clear, which is a good thing. Seems a
Speaker 1: little slippery, pretty viscous. My guess is you're pretty repped
Speaker 1: up and morning, and I'd recommend you go out and
Speaker 1: find a loving partner to take care of that asap,
Speaker 1: because this stuff won't stop flowing until you get your nut,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And when you're done doing
Speaker 1: the dirty, hop on Postmates or door Dash and order
Speaker 1: a meat blake from Tiny's Parobi heavy hot ob GYNs
Speaker 1: aren't the only one to deliver. Okay, that's all the
Speaker 1: guck we have time for today, so I'll leave you
Speaker 1: with this. Your genitals are a delicate ecosystem like the
Speaker 1: Baltimore Harbor in between your legs. Tides are coming in,
Speaker 1: tides are coming out. Be gentle with her and see
Speaker 1: me sometime now. Use guys, I'm so excited for our
Speaker 1: first gap. Okay, I'm just really freaking jezzed to catch
Speaker 1: up with this lady. She's my best thie from med
Speaker 1: school and she is currently the lead obstetrician at Chicago
Speaker 1: Hair Medical Center in Illinois, and she taught me about picklebacks,
Speaker 1: so please give it a good old Parks tuck. Welcome
Speaker 1: to doctor Francis. Just upp hi, oh stop, oh stop
Speaker 1: it to my god, Franny, you look amazing. Stop you're
Speaker 1: gassing me up. You're gassing me up, stopping amazing? Oh
Speaker 1: thank you? I love you. Here did you get highlights? Um?
Speaker 1: You know what I actually? Uh we went down to
Speaker 1: Florida for kids midwinter break. You know how that goes,
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, nice midwater break when they're
Speaker 1: sort of like, uh, drive me up the wall, and
Speaker 1: then I just say, it's midwinter break. Okay, not recognized
Speaker 1: by the schools, but uh yeah, we're gonna drive down
Speaker 1: to Florida. So we down Florida and I pulled lemon
Speaker 1: juice on my hairstep by the pool five days straight.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, well, it looks amazing. You look like
Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson. Oh my god, she should take over for Ellen.
Speaker 1: Am I crazy for thinking that? Am I crazy for
Speaker 1: thinking that? Kelly seems happy and Ellen seems sad and mad.
Speaker 1: You know, it's not my place. It's not my place.
Speaker 1: I remember when I went to a tape and of Ellen.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was so funny, fun fun. I think
Speaker 1: you're in a bad mood and you didn't dance, and
Speaker 1: then she kind of she kind of yelled at you
Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, well, the thing was is that
Speaker 1: they didn't put enough half and half in my coffee,
Speaker 1: because you know how I like it. I like it
Speaker 1: mostly dream and just like two pumps of coffee. But
Speaker 1: they won't do that at the Fancy, you know, whatever
Speaker 1: place we were at. So yeah, I wasn't dancing, and
Speaker 1: nobody's gonna tell me what to do. I've had two kids, Okay,
Speaker 1: I went to medical school. Okay, I got like four
Speaker 1: letters after my name. I mean, that's how freaking educated
Speaker 1: you too. Nobody's gonna tell a doctor to dance. Well,
Speaker 1: I also think the thing is like you're in a
Speaker 1: position that it's a lose lose because you dance, you know,
Speaker 1: you get sort of like uh, you know, jabbed. They
Speaker 1: work kind of like saw you dancing, which you don't dance,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, Ellen's kind of well,
Speaker 1: she gave you the kind of devil ie, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. But you know what, we got a
Speaker 1: cracker bearra gift certificate out of it, and it was
Speaker 1: worth it. I mean I'll oh, it was so worth it.
Speaker 1: I know, that was an hysterical trip. That was a hysterical.
Speaker 1: It was hysterical. It was hysterical. I mean you and me,
Speaker 1: you mean want me together. It's a last riot. It's
Speaker 1: kind of a stand back, you know situation. You and
Speaker 1: I walk in and you see you see the bart
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, basically bartown there. What about our husbands?
Speaker 1: You and I are down the shore together and h
Speaker 1: we walk home from shopping, you know, Pandora, we got
Speaker 1: all our backs. Both of our husbands were like, oh no,
Speaker 1: oh no, Well that trip to the shore was one
Speaker 1: for the ages, because you know, I never see nothing
Speaker 1: like the shore before in Chicago. It's sort of just like, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, you got some rocks and then the lake
Speaker 1: course and then I go to shore and it's like
Speaker 1: a ferris wheel. Okay, yeah, you know we got that
Speaker 1: a navy pier. But but but I think the reason
Speaker 1: that we are such who is because we're just hysterical
Speaker 1: when we're together. But his work hard, play hard. You know,
Speaker 1: it's a it's you put the hours in and then
Speaker 1: and then you know, you know it's like, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: we worked seventy two hours straight and residency, and then
Speaker 1: it was like okay and uh am I going to bed? No,
Speaker 1: we're going to hog wild blackout. I don't want to remember.
Speaker 1: I don't want to remember the residency, and I don't
Speaker 1: want to remember who I was going out which And
Speaker 1: that's what he makes that's your favors and Brianny, Wow,
Speaker 1: that's what you meant, Bill, I do want to say that, Bill.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, these last two years with Bill I just
Speaker 1: got it's been. It's been a real sort of funky
Speaker 1: time with us. You know, his mother's living is now
Speaker 1: no yes, no, yes, no, No, mother's living with us,
Speaker 1: and of course she takes our room right A sleeping
Speaker 1: in the den? Are you? Because you got a beautiful den?
Speaker 1: But it is it on a bedroom? You know, I
Speaker 1: got two boys, so I'm sure in a bed with
Speaker 1: a thirteen year old, which uh do not recommend? Okay,
Speaker 1: oh god? Does it is? This? Is this a this
Speaker 1: is a bed? Vibrate? Or are we dealing with a
Speaker 1: Are we dealing with a thirteen year old mendman who
Speaker 1: just don't watch a little bit too much euphoria? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well no, we don't let him watch that crap. We
Speaker 1: don't let you know. They get into it. We we
Speaker 1: we programmed television, so they only get two channels. Oh really,
Speaker 1: because Marcus told me that he watched it with him yours,
Speaker 1: Marcus watch it with Triff, Yeah, he said, guys, that
Speaker 1: were you in Triff there? He said, we're watching euphoria.
Speaker 1: I don't know it's on my HBMX. Okay, watching at
Speaker 1: their friend's house, Branny, they watch it at their friend's house.
Speaker 1: There's nothing you can do about it. They watch at
Speaker 1: their friend's house, the friend being my son, Marcus. And
Speaker 1: you're letting that happen in your house. That's trash. It's trash,
Speaker 1: it's portographic. I saw one billboard for it, and I said,
Speaker 1: that's portographic. Ranny. I am an ob g y N
Speaker 1: and a sexual health educator. We got industrial buckets of
Speaker 1: lube and medical dildos all over the house. Okay, you
Speaker 1: might as well see it with some nice lighting. Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I'm sex positive, of course, but what
Speaker 1: they're peddling in you for it is just I mean,
Speaker 1: when I was a teenager, I look like a fucking toe,
Speaker 1: and now it's like they got the beautiful I've seen
Speaker 1: pictures of you. You look like a toe with long hair.
Speaker 1: I had really long hair. You had that here you
Speaker 1: weren't you were afraid to cut it was that the
Speaker 1: thing here, you had that whole thing. Well, I'm afraid
Speaker 1: to cut your hair. I was scared to I thought
Speaker 1: it was good luck. I you know, I had hey
Speaker 1: touch of the OCD growing up, and I saw my
Speaker 1: hair was good luck. And uh, I thought if I
Speaker 1: cut it there, well, you know it's it's it's a burden,
Speaker 1: it's a blessing because you you know, you kept washing
Speaker 1: your hands all the time, and now you're a doctor,
Speaker 1: you know. So it kind of worked out. Not everything
Speaker 1: was based in logic. I thought if I cut my hair,
Speaker 1: my parents would die. I mean that went through. But
Speaker 1: I guess what you cut? You cut your hair. And
Speaker 1: now your mother in law I was living with you.
Speaker 1: Oh so oh she's well, you know she'd lived with
Speaker 1: us because she threw her back up when she was
Speaker 1: taking the Christmas lights down. Why is she doing that?
Speaker 1: That's what I said. I say, Christmas lights become Martygaraw
Speaker 1: lights become Easter lights become for her, July lights become
Speaker 1: Halloween lights. Genius, genius, you know they got these ones
Speaker 1: at Amazons you can get them or Walmarts and you
Speaker 1: just turn the dial and you got you got multi
Speaker 1: color for Christmas. You turn her just thread and you
Speaker 1: turn it just the purple. Oh, I'm all about it,
Speaker 1: about it, I'm all about it. That's genius. I mean,
Speaker 1: I wish they had that when we were kids. That's genius.
Speaker 1: That's genius. That's genius. The stuff they gone on Amazon.
Speaker 1: I thought the other day there's a blanket with holes
Speaker 1: in it so that you can still text, oh wearing
Speaker 1: the blanket. Oh, yes, my gosh, genius. You know. I
Speaker 1: like to try and support local, but sometimes I'm just like,
Speaker 1: it's gonna come in a day, Okay, a new set
Speaker 1: of sheets will come tomorrow, which you know why i'd
Speaker 1: be needing my house because I got thirteen year old,
Speaker 1: eleven year old blimy. I just went bob rubber sheets
Speaker 1: at Boskov's the other day for Marcus, because I'm not
Speaker 1: sleeping with him, but I know what he's doing. Well.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just sort of like, is it I'm
Speaker 1: paying for convenience because you know my hours it's through
Speaker 1: the roof. It's crazy, you're doing overnights you're doing overnights
Speaker 1: and also guess what, you know what also comes in
Speaker 1: the day babies. Right, we're just constantly getting called into
Speaker 1: the unit. You know. I don't know if you've you
Speaker 1: face this, but h over it all hair. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. I've never seen more kids. And I was
Speaker 1: thinking like, Okay, yeah, there's gonna be a lull because
Speaker 1: who wants to you know, kick it with the person
Speaker 1: You've been hanging around the house all day and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden enormous influctations. Yeah. Great. I'm reading
Speaker 1: all these articles and there's I know, the birth rate
Speaker 1: is down and you know women today don't want to
Speaker 1: have kids. And I'm like, uh, where because that's where
Speaker 1: I want to open up my practice. Yeah, because a
Speaker 1: woman's in Delaware. People are banging and they are multiplying.
Speaker 1: I'm seeing now women with four or five kids. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is this is where is two thousand and twenty
Speaker 1: two at this point, like this is not you know, nine,
Speaker 1: I see a woman twenty or five kids and I
Speaker 1: want to shaker and say, don't you know you don't
Speaker 1: have to do this? No more? Don't you know you
Speaker 1: don't have to do this? No more. You know something
Speaker 1: that that there really is a sort of getting Michael Is.
Speaker 1: I'm seeing kinda believe it or not, kind of like
Speaker 1: fit dads coming in now and fit dads. But then
Speaker 1: the the mom has you know, they they got three kids,
Speaker 1: and I see a fit dad. If I see a
Speaker 1: fit dad, I say, uh, let's lose the time at
Speaker 1: the gym and teach the kids how to read. And
Speaker 1: you know what I say about a guy with a
Speaker 1: dad bod, Oh you got a dad bot good dad.
Speaker 1: Every single father in my family, every single father in
Speaker 1: my family had a beer gut that made him look
Speaker 1: like he was in his third trimester. And that's a
Speaker 1: good father. Same with when men have hobbies, I'm like,
Speaker 1: must be nice. No, we're no, No, I'm sorry, you're
Speaker 1: forty year old man, and now you're gonna learn how
Speaker 1: to like race cars? Like what's happening? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: don't even get me started on the cycle dads. Every
Speaker 1: single weekend, I see these skinny, skinny guys going through
Speaker 1: White Clay Creek State Park. Oh, they think they're tour
Speaker 1: to France. I honestly get really close to them in
Speaker 1: my car on purpose, you know, And then I shout
Speaker 1: out to them. Does your kid know how to read good?
Speaker 1: Toe the line, Toe the line, toe the line. I
Speaker 1: mean I couldn't. It's just crazy. I mean I see these,
Speaker 1: you know, buying leagues and these like I see. I mean,
Speaker 1: if Bill had a hobby, I would kill him. I
Speaker 1: would kill him. Oh well, I wish my Patrick had
Speaker 1: a hobby, because, oh my god, Patrick is always asking
Speaker 1: me to go on a nature walk with him or
Speaker 1: telling me that, oh, I'm making homemade sushi to night.
Speaker 1: I know it's your favorite when you coming home and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, could you please get a little baby
Speaker 1: bike and go up a hill? I mean I would die.
Speaker 1: But you know, our relationship is different. Our relationship is different.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's such a sweetheart. I couldn't. I mean,
Speaker 1: I couldn't want a nicer guy for you. You've always
Speaker 1: had a crush on Patrick, and I love it. I'm flattered,
Speaker 1: I swear. Okay, the listeners there know this. Okay, So
Speaker 1: in medical school, Okay, so you and I went them
Speaker 1: out of school to gather at University of the Dollar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, of course, which is cool because you were
Speaker 1: kind of like an international student being from Chicago. I mean,
Speaker 1: my gosh, it's like that thirteen hour drive might as
Speaker 1: well have been from Chicago to Quait. It was josper No,
Speaker 1: it's a totally different world down here, Delaware is a
Speaker 1: totally different world. That's why people don't understand. So you
Speaker 1: met Patrick, Patrick meets Franny, okay, and this is a
Speaker 1: funny story. And he's just talking to her all night
Speaker 1: and he's saying the most app He's saying her, Oh,
Speaker 1: your culture is so interesting, your your your voice is
Speaker 1: so exotic. Oh, you're telling him these words like you're
Speaker 1: saying him like what do you what do you use?
Speaker 1: Guys call sausage, sauceage, sausage and peppah, what do I
Speaker 1: call a sausage? I don't know? A pizza puff? What
Speaker 1: do I though? He's saying, He's saying to you, like
Speaker 1: how deep is the dish of the pizza? You know,
Speaker 1: you're telling him words like brought. You're telling him word
Speaker 1: brath brot, brat brat. Sure, okay, somebody has another coffee. Well,
Speaker 1: I think of a sausage and if brad is two
Speaker 1: different things, I see, I do know. I'm not French, No,
Speaker 1: I know brat Brat's Yeah, I mean, Patrick was a
Speaker 1: real sweetheart. You know, he was just humor and me.
Speaker 1: I know he I know he thinks that I'm just
Speaker 1: like this sort I'll like, I know he still asks
Speaker 1: about you. He's still asked about you. And he loves
Speaker 1: your accent. Oh yeah. At one time I just said them,
Speaker 1: I said, Patrick, he love her accent. He said, I
Speaker 1: think it's one of those sexiest things I'd ever heard.
Speaker 1: He was a couple of sangree is in that was
Speaker 1: down the shore. Remember that night when we got in
Speaker 1: the hot tub, things came close. Oh my gosh, I oh,
Speaker 1: I was so embarrassed. I I mean, I was never
Speaker 1: gonna be on a bikinia. I'm Patrick's all. I just
Speaker 1: went in in my pajamas. Oh my god. And then
Speaker 1: of course I can do embarrassed, ask for a new sad.
Speaker 1: Just slept him too that once. I mean, that's it's
Speaker 1: it really is. Patrick is a dang sweetheart, that's all say.
Speaker 1: And you know he's just like Bill's just kind of
Speaker 1: a bump on a log. No, I love Bill at
Speaker 1: this point, He's just his couch. This guy. No, Bill
Speaker 1: is so great and he knows how to do all
Speaker 1: of that like stuff with cars, and he's always like
Speaker 1: pinkerin and like hanging up a shelf. God, I would
Speaker 1: kill for Patrick to hang up a shelf. You know,
Speaker 1: he has his projects, he has he has his a
Speaker 1: little um around the house fix er uppers. But of
Speaker 1: course you know those are to varying degrees of success.
Speaker 1: I mean a three legs table. I mean the bookshelf
Speaker 1: killed the cat. The books down kill the cat. The
Speaker 1: bookshelf squashed the cat. I mean host to say, I
Speaker 1: I we don't know if it was the cat's fault
Speaker 1: or not. I mean, but the book Sunrise Sunset. That's
Speaker 1: what I always say. You know, in the medical profession,
Speaker 1: we have a phrase, Sunrise Sunset. Yes, everybody's gonna die,
Speaker 1: even cats. Yes. And you know, between me, me and you,
Speaker 1: the cat it gave me nothing in return. I'm a
Speaker 1: dog girl, through and through the cat. The cat tuk
Speaker 1: tuk tuk and was better than me, and we all
Speaker 1: knew it. And I literally was born a dog and
Speaker 1: a cat makes me uncomfortable. So who was to say
Speaker 1: what happened with the bookshelf. But yeah, the boys, they
Speaker 1: had crackodile tears for about two hours. Then we went
Speaker 1: to Giordano's and all of a sudden, cat who Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: well I think actually, uh, since you're here, and since
Speaker 1: you're one of the best damn baby bringers I ever
Speaker 1: Damn no, I mean this woman with the four sps.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like it's like watching It's like watching
Speaker 1: a master at work. Okay, it's like watching Oprah with
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise. I mean, you just know what you're doing.
Speaker 1: You just know what you're doing. So on partstock, people
Speaker 1: send in there are questions anomalously and we're gonna answer him.
Speaker 1: And I figure because I got my smartiest gall pal
Speaker 1: with most stop oh stop that out, we would answer
Speaker 1: some questions. So this episode is actually about a STDs.
Speaker 1: You ever had one? I got pubic lice even though
Speaker 1: I had no pubes. Wow, you're a medical marvel. Okay.
Speaker 1: They should be going kind of on the like on
Speaker 1: the folds. They were burrowing on the fold T I remember,
Speaker 1: and uh yeah, one of the guys in our in
Speaker 1: our class that the paper on you pures. He put
Speaker 1: pictures but he left my name out, but my face
Speaker 1: was there and I was in the class. Okay, So
Speaker 1: our first question comes from coded Eddie and he says, yeah,
Speaker 1: you see what he did there. Yeah, okay, I'm a
Speaker 1: freshman at Temple and everybody in my dorm has been
Speaker 1: arguing about this for months. What is the coolest STI
Speaker 1: you can get? Okay? I just want to clarify that
Speaker 1: getting an STI is not a competition. It's not and
Speaker 1: the long term health risks. You know, they have an
Speaker 1: untreated infection. They give me serious that being said, what's
Speaker 1: your answer because minus syphilis? Oh wow, okay, because syphilis,
Speaker 1: that's like a classic sort of it's rare. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: kind of like, oh, you know who else had syphilis?
Speaker 1: Christopher Columbus. Wow, No, kind of like kind of like
Speaker 1: sins the beginning. Yeah, syphilis is kind of like getting gout.
Speaker 1: Syphilis is the is the key is the King's STI.
Speaker 1: That's sort of like, yeah, a real classic one. I see.
Speaker 1: I was gonna go just go with yeast infection because
Speaker 1: it means you're doing it. I mean, look, we've both
Speaker 1: gotten them from just In and went underwear. I know
Speaker 1: that's ford percent. I mean you got a rage in
Speaker 1: one once you were in the hot of in your pajamas.
Speaker 1: Oh my, you know, it was just sort of and
Speaker 1: also U I would say yeast infection because it means
Speaker 1: you're down and dirty and it's all s to happen in.
Speaker 1: And also I would say he suffection because you can
Speaker 1: get it even while you use in protection. It's also
Speaker 1: a sad one though, because you know, comes when you
Speaker 1: don't pee after sex, which I think, I'm just like,
Speaker 1: why don't for the listeners out there, the listeners he
Speaker 1: after sex. If you take one thing away from this podcast,
Speaker 1: piss after you get it, you know what? And I
Speaker 1: pissed before and during. I mean, I'm not taking any risks.
Speaker 1: I'm just sort of it's fish from giving the end. Really,
Speaker 1: that's you and Bill's business. That's you in Bill's business. Look,
Speaker 1: it's just that's my answer. You subfection means you're going
Speaker 1: at it. But uh, I think you're right and it's
Speaker 1: easy to hear. Rif cranberry juice, my god, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Ocean spray. Yeah, doctor prescribed me ocean spray. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna write you a prescription for kombucha. Okay, get
Speaker 1: that good that good flora in there? Yeah? Oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: So next question, go Eagles ninety one rights. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: a thirty four year old who lives in Concho hawking,
Speaker 1: and I'm sort of a hypochondriac. Will I have better
Speaker 1: protection if I wear a condom all day every day? Also,
Speaker 1: what's the most amount of condoms I can wear at once? Okay?
Speaker 1: Now this is this is interesting because I don't think
Speaker 1: you can put a condom on a soft one. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I've seen it happen. Oh No, that that feeds a
Speaker 1: whole purpose because like it's not going to be able
Speaker 1: to do any pumps, right, because that's like, is that
Speaker 1: like putting an infant in a sleeping bag putting the
Speaker 1: condom on a soft one? I mean, look, I'm just
Speaker 1: a doctor. I don't know that I've seen that. But um, okay,
Speaker 1: so I would say we're in it all day. That's
Speaker 1: too much, that's crazy, that's crazy. They need to You
Speaker 1: just need to put one on when your heart is
Speaker 1: a rock and it's about to you know, do it's
Speaker 1: think aka go in aka. The mast is up and
Speaker 1: we are full sales ahead, you know what I mean? Though,
Speaker 1: I will say I did have a patient who um
Speaker 1: got chlamydia from sitting on a toilet seat. Say her
Speaker 1: answers that anything can happen. Well, you know, I couldn't
Speaker 1: believe what I say. Are you saying, what's the point
Speaker 1: of condoms? Well, I'm just saying it's good to be prepared,
Speaker 1: because no, I mean, obviously, this girl, she she got
Speaker 1: it from sitting on a toilet seat at a bachelor party.
Speaker 1: So I don't know why why was she hit the
Speaker 1: bachelor party. She ate in the bathtub because she was
Speaker 1: worried her fiance would cheat, so she was there and
Speaker 1: that's how she got the clamdity because she was worried
Speaker 1: that her fiance. Chat say, she definitely didn't get it
Speaker 1: from his sheet. Now, she actually got it from the
Speaker 1: bathroom finding kind of like a euphoria. I know you
Speaker 1: don't watch it, but there was a very famous scene
Speaker 1: where a woman hidden bathroom. Oh gosh, I haven't seen it,
Speaker 1: but you know, I'm I'm praying it's it's the one
Speaker 1: with the knockers. But even though they an't got badiadiadasai
Speaker 1: mean no shame. Yeah no, but when you say knockers,
Speaker 1: we all know what you mean. Every next question, I
Speaker 1: think we gave good advice. Next question, yeah, okay, self,
Speaker 1: Pepper cutch Up says long story short, I spend an
Speaker 1: hour and a half on the toilet at Jimmy John's
Speaker 1: in new Ark. It was a real mess. It looked
Speaker 1: like the bathroom of saw. I'm there, can I get
Speaker 1: an STI from a tolilet seat? Answered that, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I really can. Oh my gosh, I'm sorry. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that that that There's gonna be another question about
Speaker 1: toilet seat. Okay, well, I think it's a common question,
Speaker 1: so I guess my answer would be maybe you can,
Speaker 1: or maybe you think you got your STI from the
Speaker 1: toilet seat, but you really got it from your no
Speaker 1: good cheating partner who is a wander and eye. Look.
Speaker 1: I think the the simplest answer is always the right answer,
Speaker 1: even though it's the then the answer you you might want.
Speaker 1: But h it's a I mean the toilet and norc
Speaker 1: I would say, just well, I'm I don't know how
Speaker 1: they spelled it because it's Newark, so is it Newark
Speaker 1: Beller or is it Newark, New Jersey? Because some genius
Speaker 1: decided to name this town Newark, and then they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: I like Newark. I'm gonna name this town Newark, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pronoun ounce it like Newark, okay, which is
Speaker 1: so confusing. I mean, like I'm trying to take Amtrak
Speaker 1: home because you know, i'd sometimes do in the Newark
Speaker 1: station even though I live in Wilming them because of
Speaker 1: the traffic, it's easier to go on Rushing Hill anyway,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, park and park and ride. All of
Speaker 1: a sudden, I'm right by where they filmed Super Nuts.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's happened to me a couple of times.
Speaker 1: I you know, the job and the hours are so
Speaker 1: demanding that any sort of one time sort of guy,
Speaker 1: I fell in the al tracks because I was because
Speaker 1: I was exhausted. Because I was exhausted, fell in the
Speaker 1: al tracks. You know, I was Franny More. I'm sure
Speaker 1: it wasn't a you know, right after you had Becky
Speaker 1: and you're you kind of had the blues. Well, look,
Speaker 1: because I remember some of those calls and some of
Speaker 1: those dark days. It's all everything's a temptation. Okay. Every
Speaker 1: day I leave my house and I think, hey, today
Speaker 1: I could be a gunner. And you know, sometimes I
Speaker 1: get home and I say, toaster in the tub. You know,
Speaker 1: but I definitely shame in the baby blues. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know, I know some women, myself included, I've had
Speaker 1: postpartum depression. I still have it in the kids a teenager,
Speaker 1: you know. I think there needs to be sort of
Speaker 1: just like a new term for just being sad that
Speaker 1: you have kids. I mean, is it all postpartum, well
Speaker 1: apartum until when I smell another research article. I smell
Speaker 1: our next publisher parish, I smell our next medical journal entry.
Speaker 1: I was writing something that I finally bailed on, called
Speaker 1: midwives who needs Them? And then it was sort of like, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean it's just funny. I mean, like a whole
Speaker 1: new profession of someone over my shoulder given sort of
Speaker 1: like encourage in words, I'm like, gonna get me started.
Speaker 1: We were talking the other day on the podcast about
Speaker 1: Dula's I'm just gonna say it. If they don't smell
Speaker 1: like we, they look like weed. I just think, like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I need sort of a coach there. I
Speaker 1: don't need like Lana del Rey, you know, I need
Speaker 1: sort of like a Bobby Knight chucking a chair at me.
Speaker 1: I don't need sort of like a kind of ful
Speaker 1: fu kind of attitude. I'm like, get down to business.
Speaker 1: It's now never okay, should we keep doing these questions? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this one's a good one. Okay, okay, okay, this one
Speaker 1: says no name lazy says, I'm at the doctor's office
Speaker 1: filling out paperwork. How do you spell gone? A rhea?
Speaker 1: Oh lord, oh, this is a good one. Well we
Speaker 1: had that sort of I that the kind of song
Speaker 1: to remember how to spell? It's okay, okay, it's gee definitely.
Speaker 1: He starts with G yes, sort of like a oh
Speaker 1: to this to the tuna roll your ball, wasn't it
Speaker 1: g g g oh? And oh and then it's confused.
Speaker 1: It's confused. And actually, when you think about it, because
Speaker 1: I think we're not ge no. I write this down
Speaker 1: every single day. I write this down almost every single day.
Speaker 1: I know I spell this word ge ge oh. And
Speaker 1: oh oh, what's next? Gone or r r h e A. Okay,
Speaker 1: we did it. Okay, that was a good one. Okay,
Speaker 1: so um, I got I got a question for you.
Speaker 1: What what what STI does? Ben afflea class? I no
Speaker 1: know which one does he have? Ganeria girl? I'm freany.
Speaker 1: That's good. That's funny. Franny. That's hysterical, like Gone Girl,
Speaker 1: like the book in the movie. I mean, it's just something.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're gonna tell that one at the conference. No,
Speaker 1: they're not gonna let me do that again. Last year
Speaker 1: we went too crazy. Last year we went to work hard,
Speaker 1: flavor hard, you know. But you know what they're getting into.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, we show up at the medical conference
Speaker 1: together and that we're seeing all of our colleagues and
Speaker 1: they I know, I know. No. No, by the way,
Speaker 1: by the way, you know what they charge me for
Speaker 1: the chair? No, yes, they charged me for the chair?
Speaker 1: How much thousand dollars? No, the chair was not worth
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars. You made it. You up the value
Speaker 1: by what you did, do it on it. I couldn't
Speaker 1: believe it. I got invoiced and I was just like whatever, okay,
Speaker 1: gall the nerve the goal ended up losing money that weekend,
Speaker 1: That's all I'll say. Well, would you lose you gained
Speaker 1: in life experience. Okay, yeah, okay, all right, So this
Speaker 1: next question, this is our last question. Actually, this next
Speaker 1: one is from home husband and it has a picture
Speaker 1: attached to it. Oh all right, don't open attachments. Don't open.
Speaker 1: Well I already did. Oh it's says is this a
Speaker 1: general award or an ingrown here, and can you please
Speaker 1: come home and check the dog missus. You God, David,
Speaker 1: This one is from Patrick. This is Patrick's a little
Speaker 1: downtown pimple. I know, I recognize that little salt pepper
Speaker 1: bush that is adorable. First of all, my god, my god,
Speaker 1: that's adorable. I mean, Cassy, that picture you're gonna actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: look at it. Oh yeah, I'm bording right now. What's
Speaker 1: your email address? It's Diva smurfh Weld. I know I
Speaker 1: have it your email at Frank Diva Smurf Diva Smurf
Speaker 1: Franny at yahoo dot hotspot. Okay, yeah, I got it
Speaker 1: right in there. Word of the picture. That's my work email,
Speaker 1: you know. Oh yeah, I gotta keep it professional. But
Speaker 1: you know, it's always hard to tell between a word
Speaker 1: and an ingrown hair. And I just say, treat them
Speaker 1: the same, you know, yeah, just sap them, just freeze
Speaker 1: them off, freeze them but ice for the ice cube
Speaker 1: bottom for our ninety minutes, and then knock them off
Speaker 1: with a hammer. Yeah. Well, no, Patrick, he's going to
Speaker 1: get real excited about me being down there with a
Speaker 1: nice cube from down the shore. You remember from down
Speaker 1: the shore, the things we tried, I mean, my dad
Speaker 1: if but oh gosh, yeah, well, you know, while the
Speaker 1: kids are playing video games, like who knows what the
Speaker 1: parents will get up to. That's all I have to say.
Speaker 1: H I mean, you're down the shore, this Angria is flowing.
Speaker 1: You know, you got a bunch of salt water taffy
Speaker 1: right by the hot tub. That stuff's going everywhere, you
Speaker 1: know what. I wonder if kids are doing these days.
Speaker 1: There was a lot of food play when we were,
Speaker 1: you know, in our Sexual Awakening, it was like tray
Speaker 1: it with pop rocks, tray with that. Yeah. Well, Jessica
Speaker 1: Simpson was like selling body butter that tasted like cinnamon sugar.
Speaker 1: Do you mean that there were people are supposed to
Speaker 1: put at hu house for a blowjob? Is that true?
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I just remember reading a lot of articles
Speaker 1: that were like, first put doctor pepper in her mouth,
Speaker 1: then put a junk in there. I'm like, what the
Speaker 1: hell that's like the that's a good way to get
Speaker 1: yourself a yeast infection. I don't know if kids are
Speaker 1: using food. I think kids wised up now. Well I
Speaker 1: hope not, because if you're using food, just make sure
Speaker 1: that it's something that is good for your ecosystem down there,
Speaker 1: like a yogurt or a komboocha some nice fauna. Because
Speaker 1: you get too much sugar, you get you get anything
Speaker 1: with spice down there. You know, even if you go
Speaker 1: to Buffalo Wild Wings, then you just eat your girl out.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a disaster weight in a hap happen.
Speaker 1: Think about think about just filling your mouth with yogurt,
Speaker 1: lying down and just having Patrick Bob's thing in there. Well,
Speaker 1: it's been amazing at you of the podcast. Great does
Speaker 1: any God? I miss you and India and answer my
Speaker 1: email about the shorehouse this yere. Oh, I gotta check dates.
Speaker 1: I gotta check dates to check daser in summer school
Speaker 1: because blah blah blah. I mean, I gotta check dates. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just well back, okay, Well, love you, love you,
Speaker 1: I love okay, love you so much. Hide to the
Speaker 1: kid's hie to bell Oh Santa Patrick, Okay, Bye. Well
Speaker 1: that's all the time we have for today on Parts Talk.
Speaker 1: Thanks again to my guests doctor Francis GISEPPI, God love you.
Speaker 1: I next all of yous for sending in questions about
Speaker 1: your weird weird parts. We'll see youse listeners next week
Speaker 1: on parts talk,