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Speaker 1: We've been waiting months for this day to come. It's

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm gonna say, one day,

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Speaker 1: all through the long cold winter, huddled by our seasonal

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Speaker 1: depression lamps, staring at our subscriptions to Beefy Plumbers magazine,

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Speaker 1: waiting for the return.

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Speaker 2: Why was subscription plural? Yeah, we're all subscribed, even if

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Speaker 2: you don't know it.

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Speaker 1: We've been waiting for the return of Major League Baseball,

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Speaker 1: and it finally happened.

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Speaker 2: Opening Day got so fun.

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Speaker 1: The whole city was buzzing with excitement, eager to get

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Speaker 1: reacquainted with.

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Speaker 2: America's favorite pastime.

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Speaker 1: That's why we send our own sports ball enthusiasts, Jose

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Speaker 1: and Alexis, down to the local stadium to ask the

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Speaker 1: fans a simple question.

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Speaker 2: What you're doing at Opening Day?

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Speaker 3: What you doing Opening Day?

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Speaker 2: I'm having fun, enjoying the.

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Speaker 3: Game, meeting up with some friends. Okay, when you get

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Speaker 3: in there, do you go to your seats the beer garden?

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Speaker 2: It depends.

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Speaker 4: You usually check out where the seats are, then maybe

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Speaker 4: go to the bullpen, kind of wander around, get a beer.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so I have to ask, when you're at the bullpen,

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Speaker 3: do you ever try to get the players attention? No,

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Speaker 3: why why not?

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Speaker 2: Because they're busy. You know.

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Speaker 3: It's like I want them to focus on the game

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Speaker 3: and I want them to play really.

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Speaker 2: Well, and I don't want to distract them.

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Speaker 3: Really, I thought that the people in the bullpen are

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Speaker 3: kind of meant.

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Speaker 2: To just be looked at. H No, they shouldn't put.

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Speaker 3: The bullpen there for you to view if they don't

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Speaker 3: want you to talk to them. I mean, they got

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Speaker 3: to put up a fence or something then.

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Speaker 2: But I want to see them.

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Speaker 3: I just want to see, like, get u closely if

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Speaker 3: they have a wedding ring, like, because is that you

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Speaker 3: wanted to just check out their butts? But oh that

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Speaker 3: too though.

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Speaker 4: I appreciate that Alexis looks for a wedding ring before

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Speaker 4: the butts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, good.

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Speaker 3: I stand her head.

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Speaker 2: That is a moral compass right there.

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Speaker 1: And she has ideas for how to renovate these baseball

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Speaker 1: stadiums to be better. Instead of having a fenced off

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Speaker 1: area where you look down at the players, you should

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Speaker 1: have a glass lore underneath at their butts and see

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Speaker 1: their wedding rings.

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Speaker 3: Because that's all the bullpen is doing. They're just there

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Speaker 3: for a little candy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, also to blow it. But I'm sure they all

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Speaker 4: take their wedding rings off in the locker before they play.

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Speaker 1: Guys. Oh you ask. Next time I'm there, we'll tossing

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Speaker 1: dollar bills into the pay.

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Speaker 2: What you're doing an opening day playing? Okay?

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Speaker 4: So look I walked by and we are in the

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Speaker 4: middle of an intense game of giant Jenga. By the way,

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Speaker 4: just to describe the picture for the people listening on

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Speaker 4: the radio, this is hot radio, by the way. The

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Speaker 4: middle of the Djenga, it only has one brick and

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Speaker 4: then another brick. There's only single bricks chriss crossing, so

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Speaker 4: it looks like it's gonna topple at any second. It

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Speaker 4: is your turn. All the weight is pressured in the middle.

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Speaker 4: What are you gonna do?

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Speaker 2: What's your strategy.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna try to make it not topple, and I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna take this one.

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Speaker 2: Out right here. Hey, go ahead, I'm gonna put the

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Speaker 2: mic next to the brick.

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Speaker 4: And she pulls it. Now, you gotta put it on top.

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Speaker 4: It's wiggling the breeze. Wait far, No, you gotta gust

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Speaker 4: to win.

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Speaker 2: Oh you, guys, is the hard hitting stuff you guys

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Speaker 2: gotta get there.

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Speaker 1: It's a weird Jose yells louder than the actual drunk

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Speaker 1: people playing the game before.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but I need a Jenga hype man

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Speaker 3: next time I play, Jose, So you're coming with me?

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Speaker 2: Okay, dude, that was an intense game.

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Speaker 4: I had to stop everything and an interview then.

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Speaker 1: I was way more exciting than what actually happened inside

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Speaker 1: the stadium opening Day.

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Speaker 2: So good work on that, Jose.

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Speaker 1: It's what you're doing at Opening Day where we sent

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Speaker 1: Jose and Alexis down to the baseball stadium right before

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Speaker 1: the first game of the year to ask all the

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Speaker 1: fans a simple question, what you.

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Speaker 2: Doing opening Day going to the game.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest. One of my favorite part of

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Speaker 3: the games is more of like the promotions they do,

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Speaker 3: like the hot Dogs from the sky, the little races

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Speaker 3: that like not halftime, when are they I don't know

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Speaker 3: when they do the races sometime in the game. Do

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Speaker 3: you have any idea of the fun promotion you think

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Speaker 3: they should put into baseball.

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Speaker 2: Beer? Can beer be free free.

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Speaker 3: The entire game? Maybe like an inning we all cheers.

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Speaker 1: There something I have to cut it off at like

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Speaker 1: maybe second inning if it's free.

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Speaker 3: But why would they cut it off in the second inning?

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Speaker 2: Too many fights? People would jump out run naked across

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Speaker 2: the field?

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Speaker 3: Right, do you jump out and run naked across the field.

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Speaker 2: If they didn't cut it off in the second inning? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Probably?

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Speaker 3: How many beers?

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Speaker 2: Is that? How many beers did it take you to.

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Speaker 3: Jump onto the field naked?

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Speaker 2: Probably four beers, that's all it would take you. Maybe

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Speaker 2: six six beers.

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Speaker 3: Make sure your kids get out on video when they get.

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Speaker 2: Here, whenever they show up. I like how that he

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Speaker 2: realized that four was too few. Yeah, that's game.

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Speaker 3: Do it.

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Speaker 2: Don't want to sound like a whimp. I mean six beers?

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Speaker 4: Could I just get get naked right now?

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Speaker 3: What sounded like you wanted to do?

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Speaker 2: The thing is? I think they actually did from like that.

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Speaker 2: I kind of remember that too, when they did free

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Speaker 2: beer in the seventies.

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Speaker 1: I think the Detroit Tigers did a nickel beer night

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Speaker 1: and they've completely sold out a beer in the entire

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Speaker 1: stadium by the third inning, and people were falling off

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Speaker 1: of the balcony and I think some dudes started an

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Speaker 1: actual fire in center field.

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Speaker 2: So bring it back. Yeah, we are ready for it now.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what you're doing an opening day getting drunk and

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Speaker 4: having a good time.

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Speaker 2: I see that.

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Speaker 4: I just have a random question for you. What's it

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Speaker 4: called take me out to the ball game? That has

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Speaker 4: been around for years? Right, like one hundred years. We

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Speaker 4: all know the song absolutely, so I think you and

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Speaker 4: me should do like a futuristic version of it, right

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Speaker 4: because like in thirty years, forty years, we all know

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Speaker 4: games are gonna look way different.

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Speaker 2: There's gonna be like aliens in the stands.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna start and you tell me what the next

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Speaker 4: line should be and take me out to the spaceship.

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Speaker 2: Let me go on us spacewalk.

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Speaker 4: Hey, buy me some fluagans and Mars coins to watch

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Speaker 4: out for that little green dude.

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Speaker 2: Dude, this is awesome. This is awesome. Oh man, that

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Speaker 2: was a.

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Speaker 3: Right did everything?

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Speaker 2: It was so good. I was like, we practiced and

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Speaker 2: we did.

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Speaker 1: Jeff, why don't you lose sleep every night before your

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Speaker 1: song of the weekend?

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Speaker 2: This guy just did it on the floor.

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Speaker 1: Have four beers take my pants off and throw out

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Speaker 1: a parenty song about alien.

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Speaker 2: That's a Friday song of the week that I'm looking for.

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Speaker 4: Don't forget Giant Jenga.

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Speaker 2: That was what you're doing at opening days. We got

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Speaker 2: bix Ball is back. Everyone. Your phone taps coming up

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Speaker 2: right after this