Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Speaker 1: Bobby Bone. I hope you all are fantastic. Why don't
Speaker 1: we start with Raymundo's conspiracy theory about a group exercise class, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, we've been running. What time it is?
Speaker 1: Almost eleven? Can I get some water? And I'm already recording?
Speaker 1: Can you, Raymondo? Would you have someone send some water?
Speaker 1: I'll take the sparkling please from the mountains of I
Speaker 1: don't know, just something ozark. I'm dying here, yeah, some
Speaker 1: mountain valley please. Um. Okay, So here's the situation with Raymondo.
Speaker 1: Tell it, telling me what happened. Yeah, So I go
Speaker 1: to Should I name the class? No? Okakay no, but
Speaker 1: you can talk about it in detail. People will figure
Speaker 1: it out, all right. So I go to an exercise
Speaker 1: class and it wasn't my recent boxing class, who was
Speaker 1: a different one randomly the same last three days or whatever.
Speaker 1: But I go there with my wife. She gets me
Speaker 1: roped into this class. I've never taken a class before,
Speaker 1: and it's one of those where they put your scores
Speaker 1: up on the board, how many calories you burn, all
Speaker 1: this other stuff everything. I go into it I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to beat Bezer. So we're in there. There's twenty people, dudes, chicks,
Speaker 1: Saturday morning class. All right, I'm like five percent home over.
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, let's do this. Let's do this
Speaker 1: class for Bay, do it for my wife. We get
Speaker 1: to do in the class. I'm whatever, you go to
Speaker 1: the different circuits. Twelve minutes on the rowing machine. Is
Speaker 1: this sounding familiar to anybody? Maybe twelve not done this? Okay,
Speaker 1: twelve on the rowing machine, so it's I mean the
Speaker 1: rowing machine I've actually never done before. So twelve on
Speaker 1: the rowing, twelve on the treadmill, and then twelve with weights.
Speaker 1: So I do all those and it's all about points.
Speaker 1: Your stuff is on the scores basically like a game
Speaker 1: you're playing it. It's a big scoreboard and you wear
Speaker 1: these monitors so it monitors your heart, judges a bunch
Speaker 1: of different stuff. Anyways, smash cut at the end, class
Speaker 1: gets done. I was just trying to beat Bezer. I
Speaker 1: win the entire class. I mean there's dudes in there
Speaker 1: that are ROI did out your boy, not even to brag.
Speaker 1: This isn't a low key flex because it's my conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: I win the entire class. I burned the most calories.
Speaker 1: I missed this other point category by one, and I
Speaker 1: think it was just because the girl was a female
Speaker 1: and y'all's hearts are different because it also measures your heart.
Speaker 1: But I won it all like nobody was even within
Speaker 1: a hundred calories of me. So my conspiracy is my
Speaker 1: first time at the class. I did it for free.
Speaker 1: I think they let you win so then you'll be
Speaker 1: motivated to come back. And oh my god, I was
Speaker 1: so pumped after that class. Was like, Bay, that was
Speaker 1: so dope. I was like, We're going back next Saturday.
Speaker 1: I gotta beat those people again. So I died. Really
Speaker 1: do think they do something magically with the scores and
Speaker 1: the computers. They allow you to win. It's really what
Speaker 1: I think they have you do. Did you sign up
Speaker 1: that day from my class? We did it because I
Speaker 1: told Bay. I was like, Bay, the endorphins are going
Speaker 1: right now. We're not signing up right now for this class.
Speaker 1: But I strongly believe conspiracy theory. I didn't win that class.
Speaker 1: I looked over multiple times. I was going the same
Speaker 1: speed as Bay. She finished middle of the pack. Don't
Speaker 1: know how my numbers did what they did. Maybe they
Speaker 1: go after the guy because he at times makes some
Speaker 1: money decisions. And I won the class. I won the
Speaker 1: whole thing. I mean yeah, because I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: or y'all, yeah, of course, are y'all the only new
Speaker 1: people in the class that day? Like if that's how
Speaker 1: they operate, they kind of just have to pick the
Speaker 1: one new person to sucker. We were definitely new, but
Speaker 1: there was hey, everybody, welcome, Sisson and Laura there like
Speaker 1: a wink to know that whoever finished a second really wins. Mike,
Speaker 1: will you google that and see if there is a
Speaker 1: if that's a situation on the internet where right, you
Speaker 1: might have just won though you're a good shape I am,
Speaker 1: But I am telling you I told Joe's five percent hungover.
Speaker 1: There's dudes in there with straight up under armour gear
Speaker 1: like they literally live for Saturday mornings to win this.
Speaker 1: There's no way I beat the guy next to me
Speaker 1: in under armour gear. No way. I was wearing half
Speaker 1: tied shoes and like baggy sweatpants. You know what the
Speaker 1: class is called, Mike, Okay, no conspiracy theory on that, right,
Speaker 1: you might have just won. I've just put it out
Speaker 1: of there. Go back again if you can and see
Speaker 1: if you win again. If I want to end on
Speaker 1: that peak. That was because if it won't be his
Speaker 1: first time again, right so he but if he wins
Speaker 1: again the second time, you know it's real. That's my point.
Speaker 1: Oh gotcha? Tonight on Time with Bobby Bones. My guests
Speaker 1: will be Jake Owen and Larry Fleet. They'll be performing
Speaker 1: in my house. You guys can watch. It's on Twitch,
Speaker 1: but you can also just click the link and watch
Speaker 1: it on your computer. You don't have to have Twitch.
Speaker 1: I like feed to have Twitch. You can comment, but
Speaker 1: it's on tonight, so you guys can watch that if
Speaker 1: you would like to. Virginia family drove the remains of
Speaker 1: a family member to California to spread her ashes on
Speaker 1: the coast, but someone broke into the car in Santa
Speaker 1: Monica and stole him. No, didn't have a friend lunch box.
Speaker 1: That happened too. Yeah, he had his dad in the
Speaker 1: front seat and they were gonna go spread the ashes
Speaker 1: the next day, so he left him in the car
Speaker 1: overnight someone broke in never got him back. The Virginia
Speaker 1: family brought the remains of their beloved sister and aunt,
Speaker 1: Anne Lane to California. They're gonna spread her ashes. So
Speaker 1: I'm broke into the car. Still the ashes. They heartbreaking.
Speaker 1: These twin sisters are so close they breastfeed each other's babies.
Speaker 1: That's okay, No, tell me more. I don't know. I've
Speaker 1: never breasted. Why would your instinct be? My doesn't know.
Speaker 1: But I guess if my sister's baby needed milk and
Speaker 1: I had it, i'd give it to her. But if
Speaker 1: they do it regularly, I don't know. That's just such
Speaker 1: an intimate experience with you and your baby sisters, I
Speaker 1: know too, gross man. No, I mean there's a bond
Speaker 1: moment between you and the baby, and you're not gonna
Speaker 1: share that with your sister. And and for the sister
Speaker 1: to want to do that. They are identical twin sisters
Speaker 1: married to identical twin brothers. Oh, this is the whole thing.
Speaker 1: So did they do do the brothers too? What switch? Amy?
Speaker 1: What's gotten into you? Nothing? It is the thought like
Speaker 1: they maybe share a lot. I don't know. So you
Speaker 1: did mean what you said? You might have just said
Speaker 1: the wrong thing. No, this is like after dark. Um,
Speaker 1: there is a handheld device that zaps your neck and
Speaker 1: can boost your focus and energy and sleep deprived people.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you saw this story, yes, And basically it
Speaker 1: made me think of the dog shot color we used
Speaker 1: to do here on the show. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: now it's a good thing. We used to get zapped
Speaker 1: at work all the time. That wasn't to wake us
Speaker 1: up socker trivia. Well, I know, but now we know
Speaker 1: we could have like been giving ourselves a little energy. See.
Speaker 1: I feel like, without even Bobby talking anymore, I feel
Speaker 1: like you were already thinking. Because yesterday we were all
Speaker 1: tired and everything. You're like, I already lost. These two lost.
Speaker 1: You weren't focused. So I bet you're already thinking, oh,
Speaker 1: get little zappy zappen when we looked tired. Yeah, yeah, bones, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm on. We don't. We're not bringing the dog color back,
Speaker 1: are we. That wasn't the point of it. But you
Speaker 1: brought up a good thing that wasn't fun. Bit I
Speaker 1: didn't think about it. It wasn't that much. That was
Speaker 1: never fun. The listeners have loved it, and you loved it.
Speaker 1: I would wear it though sometimes too. No, No I
Speaker 1: would anybody else did? No? Yeah, I think, And then
Speaker 1: the weird mile you would get when you would zap Us.
Speaker 1: It was like very creepy, dude. You're like, hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is cool. Does anybody in here think Bobby wore
Speaker 1: as much as any of us? Okay, yeah, but it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter because here's the thing. It doesn't matter because
Speaker 1: you play trivia with him, he gets them all right,
Speaker 1: So him wearing it is just like boy. Yeah, well no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I did. I did get chalk sun, but I didn't
Speaker 1: get shocked by. Speaking of dogs, Eddi's hav an issue
Speaker 1: with your dog. Yeah, she's peen. I mean, my dog's
Speaker 1: already like a thirteen year old, like a teenager, where
Speaker 1: you just you don't pay attention to her for like
Speaker 1: five five minutes or whatever, and she just gets really upset.
Speaker 1: So lately she's just been pean. When we're home, she
Speaker 1: never needs to go to the bathroom. She's got a
Speaker 1: doggy door. She goes outside. But if we leave her
Speaker 1: alone for like a couple hours, three hours, we come back,
Speaker 1: there's pee and poop and in the same spot, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't it's getting old. Like we're tired
Speaker 1: of steam cleaning. We bought a steam cleaner, Like that's
Speaker 1: how bad it is. We bought a steam a steam
Speaker 1: cleaner like wet carpet, makes the carpet wet and then
Speaker 1: sprus it up too. Yes, and then she still goes
Speaker 1: to that same spot. So I bought a big crate,
Speaker 1: Like it's a big metal crate, and we're just gonna
Speaker 1: put her in there every time we leave the house.
Speaker 1: And I've never done this before. You feel guilty about
Speaker 1: creating her? Yeah, a little bit. I mean she had
Speaker 1: free range. Man Like, ever since she's had she's been
Speaker 1: at the house. She's like, she sleeps on my son's bed,
Speaker 1: she's got the dogg indoors. She goes outside when it's
Speaker 1: nice and sunny, she doesn't when it's rainy. She had
Speaker 1: the life, and now she's just got to stay in
Speaker 1: the crate when we're not there. Yeah, the crate may
Speaker 1: train her to realize, Like I we went through a
Speaker 1: face like that with our dog, and I created her
Speaker 1: for a little bit, and then now she has free
Speaker 1: rain again. Yeah, I don't. I don't. Some people hate
Speaker 1: create training. I don't hate create training. It's worked for us.
Speaker 1: And now ell Or she stays at night because she's
Speaker 1: been in heat. She can finally go get fixed in
Speaker 1: like two weeks, but she's been in heat. But we
Speaker 1: would crate train her when she was really young. But
Speaker 1: now we keep her crate because she has this big
Speaker 1: mud room we call it in the house. It's a
Speaker 1: hash a doggy door that goes into the yard and
Speaker 1: she has access to the whole yard that's fenced in
Speaker 1: and the mudroom. But now she just sleeps at her
Speaker 1: crate with the door open. So the crate to her
Speaker 1: is now like her safe space. We never punish her
Speaker 1: about putting her in her crate because as soon as
Speaker 1: you do that, they supposed to associate that with being punished.
Speaker 1: That makes sense, So but I don't what do I
Speaker 1: know except just having dogs my whole life. I don't
Speaker 1: think there's anthing wrong with creating them. And I told
Speaker 1: her too, like when the crate fits the size of
Speaker 1: the dog's rude, the crate is huge. It's like ten
Speaker 1: times her size. And so every time I put her
Speaker 1: into I look at her, I'm like, this is your fault.
Speaker 1: And she looks and she looks at me like okay,
Speaker 1: I get it. But she does. She gets yeah, she
Speaker 1: comes like all right, and then she lays down a
Speaker 1: little bed. She gets it, though, I think so, I
Speaker 1: hope so. I don't think she gets it. I think
Speaker 1: she's like, why am I putting? Because I do give her.
Speaker 1: I feel like with my kids too, like when I
Speaker 1: give them the look, they know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Like my baby, I mean I he knows when I'm upset.
Speaker 1: And it's all It's not what I say. It's not
Speaker 1: like no, don't do that, it's the look. And when
Speaker 1: he sees the look, he's like, oh, Dad's pissed, Like,
Speaker 1: all right, I got it. What a dog? What do
Speaker 1: you look like when you're pissed like this? Are you
Speaker 1: do your voice drop? Like? I don't know. It's the look.
Speaker 1: It's not even the voice, it's just the look like
Speaker 1: it's almost like, oh, I just disappointed dad. And I
Speaker 1: love doing the look because they change immediately. Are you
Speaker 1: more of a disciplinary into your kids or a friend?
Speaker 1: I have to be the disciplinarian because my wife doesn't
Speaker 1: discipline very well. She disciplines, and they laugh at her.
Speaker 1: When Daddy disciplines, they don't like they literally laugh at her.
Speaker 1: They laugh at her and they make fun her and
Speaker 1: they mock her. Yes, it's terrible, it's terrible, and I
Speaker 1: have to tell them like that is not funny. And
Speaker 1: I got like half smile. I turn around and so
Speaker 1: they don't see me smile. But I mean it's really bad,
Speaker 1: like they just do not respect her. And and I
Speaker 1: think it's because they see she's so sweet, and I
Speaker 1: think they really see the weakness in that, like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's sweet. All four of the kids, all of them.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. And so you have to be doubled in. Yeah. Man,
Speaker 1: I have to be like real stern with them when
Speaker 1: they when you come in and you're upset, do they know?
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh crap, yep, they do. They line up.
Speaker 1: It's almost like a military line, like they all line
Speaker 1: up like oh but pucker and everything, like, all right,
Speaker 1: Dad's talking and then one of them too. I was
Speaker 1: talking to him and they give me this stare, like
Speaker 1: you can tell they were listening. They were just doing
Speaker 1: like the yes because you told me to drill, sergeant. Look,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, did you even hear anything I said?
Speaker 1: They're like no. I'm like, all right, this isn't working.
Speaker 1: All right, nobody give me scared of me? All right,
Speaker 1: the scared tactics not working. Now, let's just listen to dad.
Speaker 1: But then I know you play a lot of ball
Speaker 1: with your kids, like in the yard. Yeah, are they
Speaker 1: cool then? Or they just playing ball with the drill sergeant?
Speaker 1: No, no no, no, when we're playing, it's no, no, drill sergeant.
Speaker 1: It's just whenever they disrespect or they're not listening or
Speaker 1: paying attention or whatever. Hey, when it's play time, it's playtime.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to make them like pro ball players
Speaker 1: or anything, all right. I don't know. Eddie was such
Speaker 1: an enforcers. Eddie's like the nicest guy. He's like happy.
Speaker 1: Well see, And that's the thing too. They always say, like,
Speaker 1: you know, Dad, sometimes you're happy and sometimes you're not.
Speaker 1: I'm like, do you see the guys when you're doing
Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do, Daddy's happy. When you don't,
Speaker 1: that's when daddy's mad. You know if that reminds me
Speaker 1: of Caitlyn tells me I'm her north star, and she's like,
Speaker 1: you know what, you're my north star. You we're good
Speaker 1: if you're you know, you're in a good mood. I'm
Speaker 1: in a good mood. She goes, I follow your direction.
Speaker 1: That's tough. I'm like, what because if you do something dumb?
Speaker 1: Because something like I do dumb stuff. But let's be real,
Speaker 1: we're kind of like that here on the show too.
Speaker 1: What do you mean if you're in a good mood.
Speaker 1: We're all in a good mood. And why don't you
Speaker 1: guys put me in a better mood bringing? Try bringing
Speaker 1: like snacks, shoulder rubs, cheese boards, We try the bottle
Speaker 1: of water. You like that. Oh, I'm very grateful. My
Speaker 1: head's killing me, like, I have a crazy headache. I
Speaker 1: just texted Kate. I was like, what do we have
Speaker 1: at home about my head? I think it's just dehydration.
Speaker 1: We worked out outside yesterday and it was ninety three degrees.
Speaker 1: My head's killing me. M A mom buys and wraps
Speaker 1: all the Christmas gifts for the next three years. Oh,
Speaker 1: she can know that much in advance, which is a
Speaker 1: pretty baller move. Yeah, it sounds like something I would do.
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean you can't buy more Christmas gifts, you know.
Speaker 1: Oh a mom has taken shopping early for Christmas presents
Speaker 1: to the extreme. She's already purchased all the gifts for
Speaker 1: the next week Christmas and they're already raped and ready
Speaker 1: to give. She shared her extremely organized gift cabinet's on
Speaker 1: Facebook where people were impressed and then questioning they question
Speaker 1: or plan. But she's like, how it's one of those
Speaker 1: organizer things more than it is. But to be that organized,
Speaker 1: you're a little little OCD which and I say that
Speaker 1: as someone who also is not about an organization but
Speaker 1: about other things. But yeah, she's already bought all three.
Speaker 1: But you could also set that up and get a
Speaker 1: bunch of views. I think what Mike and I are
Speaker 1: gonna do is we're gonna set up one of these tiktoks.
Speaker 1: So we should do we should create a fake scenario.
Speaker 1: These people are always creating fake scenarios. They're like, you
Speaker 1: know what happened. I looked under my bed and there
Speaker 1: were two fingers and we don't know who they were from.
Speaker 1: And one finger looks like it's from a warlock and
Speaker 1: one looks like it's from a pink fairy. Yes, and
Speaker 1: we tried to call the phone number that was written,
Speaker 1: and then there's a secret latch in the door that
Speaker 1: takes it and it's all those crazy stuff. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: and he goes ten million views. But they say, I'm
Speaker 1: not making this up. They're like, you guys, tris me,
Speaker 1: this is real. Promise we should create a fake scenario,
Speaker 1: put it on my TikTok and see if people buy
Speaker 1: that crap. Because every time now I'm starting not to
Speaker 1: believe TikTok's barely I've never believed it. Yeah, some of them,
Speaker 1: they are real. Oh no, nothing like the woman who
Speaker 1: found that trap door, or like that that secret rumin
Speaker 1: her house? Was that? Oh yeah, that I believe that one.
Speaker 1: Did you see the last one I sent you of
Speaker 1: the lady that's found like a phone number in the yes,
Speaker 1: in the side draw? What was crazy about that? Though? Well,
Speaker 1: she got it at a thrift shop. She just bought
Speaker 1: a random piece of furniture, and in it was her
Speaker 1: mom's number, her own mom, her own mom's phone number,
Speaker 1: written by her sister. What. And She's like, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: That's my mom's old phone number, and that's my sister's handwriting.
Speaker 1: But and then she said, I promise I'm not making
Speaker 1: this up. We have to believe her. See, I would
Speaker 1: think for sure it's rigged because it's easy to First
Speaker 1: of all, you can take all that, yes, all of it.
Speaker 1: So and even with CG I too, you even is like, well, no,
Speaker 1: the videos there. You guys, you can make up anything.
Speaker 1: Lunchbox brings me all these crazy like videos of like, dude,
Speaker 1: look at this throw of this guy throwing it over
Speaker 1: a building. I'm like, that's all fake. You see Tom
Speaker 1: Brady today throwing a football into the moon. Okay, see
Speaker 1: it looks really real. Exactly, it looks real, but it's not.
Speaker 1: It feels on TikTok. I believe it, especially if we said, guys,
Speaker 1: this is real. I didn't make this up, Mike. We
Speaker 1: should think of a scenario. Let's see if it gets
Speaker 1: any traction. But don't spoil it. If you're listening to
Speaker 1: this right now, don't go on the comments section and
Speaker 1: be like, no, we talked about this on the show,
Speaker 1: because you guys do that. Sometimes piss me off, kills
Speaker 1: bits as Sometimes people just I put up a video
Speaker 1: of Kaitlin and I dancing at her sister's wedding and
Speaker 1: eighty percent of the comments were great, But then people
Speaker 1: were just being complete jerks is saying all kinds of stuff,
Speaker 1: So I just took it down. It's like, I don't
Speaker 1: even want to deal with it. I'm gonna start putting
Speaker 1: crap up and cutting the comments out. Of it. You know,
Speaker 1: all right, that's it. I think we're done now. I'm
Speaker 1: all mad. Yeah, like calm down, brief, it's fine, Like,
Speaker 1: can't let certain commenters room your day. That's it you guys,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, thanks for listening to push show.
Speaker 1: We'll see you tomorrow. I don't forget on time tonight
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Speaker 1: I hope you watch it this Sunday. I'm breaking Bobby Bones.
Speaker 1: Is my eighteen wheeler show? Oh cool? It's there's two
Speaker 1: of them. There's me on a towboat and then there's
Speaker 1: me with driving the big rig. I haven't seen that
Speaker 1: episode yet. Do they address the part where you fail
Speaker 1: the driving test? I don't know. I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 1: Usually what okay episodes, but it's one of the last
Speaker 1: ones we did. Why did you record it? Like, did
Speaker 1: you say like in the recording? Yes, yes, we talked
Speaker 1: about it and I was like, I didn't pass all
Speaker 1: the tests the first time. Who knows if they use
Speaker 1: it or not. But I haven't seen the final cut.
Speaker 1: It's cool. I feel like that'll be good. It's more relatable.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Yeah, no, I mean I don't see
Speaker 1: why they wouldn't include it. Yeah, well, who knows, because
Speaker 1: I was talking with her. Maybe don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I bet they do. All right, Thank you guys, have
Speaker 1: a great day. We'll see tomorrow.