WEBVTT - Limo Bank Job

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, coming up of the tab of the hour. Right

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<v Speaker 1>about four minutes after the hour, Today's Strawberry letter. But

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<v Speaker 1>first the nephew is on deck with his prank phone. Call.

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<v Speaker 1>What you got next? Yeah, limo bank job Mann, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. This is this is all about mentory. I

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<v Speaker 1>like that, Steve. Good afternoon. I'm trying to get cecil,

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<v Speaker 1>get this sec some one of my boys. Game of

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<v Speaker 1>your number, man, I'm trying to get a car service

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<v Speaker 1>for the night. Okay, listen, this is my personal number.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have the main number? Man? I keep calling

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<v Speaker 1>the main line, but there ain't nobody answering. I call

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<v Speaker 1>that about six seven times to keep rolling over to it,

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<v Speaker 1>like to a voicemail of say, okay, okay, brother, what's

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<v Speaker 1>your name? Mother? Tony? Okay, listen, Tony, I got a

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<v Speaker 1>customer back. Let me get them happy. Can you you

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<v Speaker 1>got a few moments? Let me get the dough form

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<v Speaker 1>and all hold the phone. All right, okay, cool, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, have a good eating all right, Tom? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? Yeah? Now, Uh, you're saying you called the

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<v Speaker 1>main line and you just keep going to voicemail or

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<v Speaker 1>something like can you call the main line? But you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I'm calling it last minute. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get a get a call for the night man. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what you need? What listen? We we got we got

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<v Speaker 1>the suv. We got us to day or two. We

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<v Speaker 1>got a couple of limits white up black. What you

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<v Speaker 1>need if I could get I guess a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>black limousine? Be cool? Okay, we got that. We got that.

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<v Speaker 1>What time where I'm picking you up? What time? What

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<v Speaker 1>it costs? You know? For an hour? Because all I

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<v Speaker 1>need is a out? Where is its sixty five hours novel?

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<v Speaker 1>But we only do three hour minimum the first three

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<v Speaker 1>hours sixty five? Okay, okay, okay, see we'll see see.

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<v Speaker 1>So all I need is an hour? Man really like

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<v Speaker 1>forty five minutes. So do you think they will work

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<v Speaker 1>with me? Well, you can't get them, so you're dealing

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<v Speaker 1>with me. Let me I'll tell you what I'll do

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<v Speaker 1>you for a hundred fifty dollars and I'll take k.

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<v Speaker 1>But now I want you to know, I'm gonna let

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<v Speaker 1>them know everything. So I got to have either credit

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<v Speaker 1>card or received it something on the K to let

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<v Speaker 1>them know because I'm not no cuokid brother. Let them know.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything is I'm doing with that work face one fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>I give you one fifty when you pick me up.

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<v Speaker 1>That's no problem there. Where am I picking you up?

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<v Speaker 1>In it? With time? All right? I'm at ninety eight

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<v Speaker 1>Village Drive. I need eight Village Drive, okay, when I need?

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<v Speaker 1>And when am I taking yourself? I'm going downtown on

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<v Speaker 1>Capitol Street, Downtown the Capitol Street all right? And what

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<v Speaker 1>time am I picking you up? You could give me

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<v Speaker 1>like at eleven forty five to night, that would be

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<v Speaker 1>good them forty five okay, at forty five minutes to

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<v Speaker 1>an hour, you're gonna need the fort fiday next to

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<v Speaker 1>especially twelve forty five okay, good there, Um, let me

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<v Speaker 1>see and downtown Capital What you didn't give an address?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know the address. I'm going to um

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<v Speaker 1>to bank bank downtown or right? Um? Can I ask

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<v Speaker 1>you something to Tony? Right? Um? Yeah, I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get any business you though. We don't ask questions usually,

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<v Speaker 1>but a banking knight's gonna be closed. I mean you

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<v Speaker 1>you're not going to work because I gotta take you back.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're dropping off of something somebody or something like that. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't dropping nothing of if I'm picking something up

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<v Speaker 1>to see. What I need you to do is just

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<v Speaker 1>right here. I'm gonna go in there, and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be in there probably like about fifteen minutes. But when

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<v Speaker 1>I come out, man, I need you to call running

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<v Speaker 1>and we need to get side of there. Man. You

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<v Speaker 1>you have me to run you down to a bank

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<v Speaker 1>at midnight and you kicking something up at midnight. And

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<v Speaker 1>I got to be ready to go when you come out,

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<v Speaker 1>me and my boys when we come out of there,

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<v Speaker 1>just when when we get it, when we get back

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<v Speaker 1>in the back of the limo, I need you to

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<v Speaker 1>I need you to put the pedal down, man, and

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<v Speaker 1>let's get out of there. Look here, ye young brother,

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<v Speaker 1>Well how old you man? I'm twenty four. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm thinking. Look, hey, man, it sounds like you're

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<v Speaker 1>in some kind of shading. I don't do that, brother,

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's man. You know you're a driver, dog. Your

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<v Speaker 1>job is to drive. If you pick somebody up, first

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<v Speaker 1>of all, your's gonna be asking nobody where they're going,

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<v Speaker 1>what's doing You're supposed to drive? Let me start what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you. Once we come out to Frank Drive,

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<v Speaker 1>try let me stop that's why I'm driving. Didn't working

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere else driving because I was ignorant like you at

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<v Speaker 1>one time. Let me tell you something, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know your business and really don't care at this point

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<v Speaker 1>in time, I'm not doing no crazy like this here. Brother.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you something, man. What you need to

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<v Speaker 1>do is get your young in some type of training

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<v Speaker 1>school or something to find yourself a job. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go down. The enemy's gonna blow your brains out. I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't really trying to hear all this right here. What

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to do is pay you this one. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>fifty you driving me where I'm trying to go, and

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't meet back to brothers. You can't get right now,

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<v Speaker 1>not even advice. You need to listen to me. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what's wrong with you, yung Now, y'all crazy, get rich

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<v Speaker 1>right off overnight? Tight what you need to slow down?

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<v Speaker 1>Because they got something you feel me, they gotta come, man,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on what you know? You don't know nothing you

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, man, I need to know how you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be preaching the mate down because I've been there. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I be's on driving a limo because I've been there,

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<v Speaker 1>young brother, I'm trying to keep you from going there

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<v Speaker 1>because you won't like it. Look at so that. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what to tell you at this point. First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, I'm not doing it, so you cut that out. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm thinking of you and all the other young

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<v Speaker 1>brothers to do this thumb. You watched two many of

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<v Speaker 1>the movies or something. Brother. You need to get your

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<v Speaker 1>plate because they gotta place for you. So let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you something. They read my offer. I read it anything.

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<v Speaker 1>My mama told me. They didn't want me to know.

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<v Speaker 1>They cut it out. Do you feel me? They looked

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<v Speaker 1>at me every night where they wanted to sad me. God,

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<v Speaker 1>it's that I had to eat or die. You ain't

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<v Speaker 1>ready for that, man, You ain't ready for what. I

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<v Speaker 1>think he got your land. Your brothers don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>going on out here. You got it too easy. See

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<v Speaker 1>now you're talking about going down. They robbing the bank.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't no bank robber your sun like no third

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<v Speaker 1>goal with a remo. The way you're going, you ain't

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<v Speaker 1>making nothing because they will blowing you on your I

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<v Speaker 1>want about their paper. You don't under saying that, and

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<v Speaker 1>you surely ready for no jail. Could I say one

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<v Speaker 1>more thing to you? That? Yeah? What is it? All

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<v Speaker 1>I want to do is tell you it is that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And

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<v Speaker 1>your boy card the don got me the prank phone

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<v Speaker 1>call you. I don't give a who you are. If

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<v Speaker 1>you around with them folks downtown, they're gonna blow you where.

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna get your hundred years under the jail. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you do? Did you just hear what I just said? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>What you said something about with my partner? You know?

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<v Speaker 1>I I no, no, no, no, I said, I'm nephew

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy the

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<v Speaker 1>other another driver Cordell got me the prank phone call you.

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<v Speaker 1>If you tell me, oh you mean Steve Harvey on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio? No, man, no, no, no, this is are

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<v Speaker 1>you serious? Man? He see so your boy Carddell got

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<v Speaker 1>me to pray phone call you. Man, I'm gonna get that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get that man. When you lit my fire man,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that. I mean my fight moved how

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<v Speaker 1>he said, be careful? He said, big. See. So he's

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<v Speaker 1>been he's been dying there even done some time. Been

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<v Speaker 1>that man, Calm down, baby, Come down, man, I got

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<v Speaker 1>one more question to ask you. Man, what's the baddest

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<v Speaker 1>radio show in the late I want the Nephew Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>but Steve Harvey Morning Show. I got you, baby, Me

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<v Speaker 1>and your boy Corn got you. Yeah. Well I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get here, ma, man, meet you brother. I oh you

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<v Speaker 1>want to What do you think? I love it? I

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<v Speaker 1>love it it is now my favorite goes right with

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<v Speaker 1>the one in the closet. Don't come out? Classic classic,

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<v Speaker 1>come on think we eat you man, listen to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't do nothing for you. I'm calling a long

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<v Speaker 1>I can see that dude sitting on the edge and

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<v Speaker 1>dead in this draw trying to help just right, doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>tell him to shut up. Stee yes, shut your damn

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<v Speaker 1>all right, thank you enough. Listen to this. According to

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<v Speaker 1>a new study, men who consume too much sugar, especially

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<v Speaker 1>from sweet drinks and snacks, are more likely to develop

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<v Speaker 1>depression or anxiety. The researchers also found that women are

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<v Speaker 1>not at all affected in this way by overdosing on sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>But I really, I really have cutback on sugar. Sugar,

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<v Speaker 1>But that does not mean no, I'm a diabetic. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to but their diabetics to eat a lot of sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm not. I'm not a sugar daddy. I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>splendid daddy's sugar daddy with diabetes. Know what I am?

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<v Speaker 1>All you young girls, young girl who spend the daddy alright,

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<v Speaker 1>coming up next the Strawberry Letter. This crazy show right here, Lord,