1
00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:03,400
Speaker 1: Did you know Zeke's Pizza Delivers. Get a local handcraft

2
00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,960
Speaker 1: and pizza delivered tonight and leave tasteless national chain pizza behind.

3
00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:10,680
Speaker 1: Download the app or visit Zeke's Pizza dot com. Another

4
00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:20,880
Speaker 1: twenties I five. Hello, Hi, is this Justin? Oh? Yes

5
00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:24,320
Speaker 1: it is Hey Justin. This is Steve. I'm the building

6
00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:29,640
Speaker 1: maintenance guy who's assigned to fix your toilet today. Oh okay, awesome. Um,

7
00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:32,760
Speaker 1: you got my email? Yeah, I got an email this morning,

8
00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:34,560
Speaker 1: so I went right over and nobody was home, so

9
00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,479
Speaker 1: I let myself in and started fixing it. I hope

10
00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:39,519
Speaker 1: that's all right. Yeah, no, that's fine, that's fine. Um,

11
00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,600
Speaker 1: another thing happened too while I was there. I ended

12
00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:46,479
Speaker 1: up taking a deuce in your sink. I'm sorry, what

13
00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:48,960
Speaker 1: did you just say? Yeah, while I was fixing your toilet,

14
00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,040
Speaker 1: I realized I had to go pretty bad, and since

15
00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:54,000
Speaker 1: your toilet was broken, I had nowhere else to go,

16
00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,840
Speaker 1: so I just went in the sink. Dude, that's disgusting.

17
00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,040
Speaker 1: Did you clean it out? Yeah? I know it's it's

18
00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:04,520
Speaker 1: kind of gross, but I mean I had no other option. Dude, Seriously,

19
00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:07,280
Speaker 1: did you really did you really take a crap in

20
00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:10,720
Speaker 1: my sink. Yeah, I had no other option. But that's

21
00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:13,800
Speaker 1: not even the reason I'm calling something worse happened? Dude?

22
00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:16,720
Speaker 1: What possibly be worse than you've taken a crap in

23
00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,800
Speaker 1: my sink? Well, while I was crouching on your countertop

24
00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:22,839
Speaker 1: doing my business, I kind of slipped and I fell

25
00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:25,760
Speaker 1: on top. You know you have one of those sprayer thingies. Yeah,

26
00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,560
Speaker 1: I know what I have. Yeah, the faucet on your sink.

27
00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:32,480
Speaker 1: When I was crouching over it, I was straining pretty hard, honestly,

28
00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,000
Speaker 1: and it just I don't know, I slipped and I

29
00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:39,120
Speaker 1: broke it. You broke the faucet off in this sink. Well,

30
00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:42,000
Speaker 1: I was I can't believe that. Yeah, I mean I

31
00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,320
Speaker 1: was trying to clean myself off with it. Wait, waitut

32
00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:47,000
Speaker 1: you wait a minute. You're freaking douching yourself with my

33
00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,080
Speaker 1: freaking faucet. I guess, I mean, I guess you could

34
00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,800
Speaker 1: call it that. Crazy man? Are you? Is this for real?

35
00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,520
Speaker 1: What the hell did you say? Your name was? My

36
00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:57,760
Speaker 1: name is Steve. I work in building maintenance. I think

37
00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:00,320
Speaker 1: we've actually met a couple of times. Well, Steve, I

38
00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,720
Speaker 1: hope you know I'm gonna report this, and you're gonna

39
00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:04,760
Speaker 1: get you as fired in it. You know, I'd appreciate

40
00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:07,120
Speaker 1: it if we could just handle this between ourselves. You know,

41
00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,440
Speaker 1: I don't think we have to get my bosses involved.

42
00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,880
Speaker 1: It's not my fault. I don't understand why you think

43
00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,280
Speaker 1: it's not your fault that you climbed on my my

44
00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:18,280
Speaker 1: freaking counter, took it my sink and induced yourself with

45
00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:21,280
Speaker 1: my faucet and broken Well, the hell is not your fault.

46
00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,120
Speaker 1: I mean, this is as much your fault as it

47
00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:27,040
Speaker 1: is mine. Really, how do you figure that? How do

48
00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,359
Speaker 1: you figure that it's my fault that you took it?

49
00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,120
Speaker 1: Think it broke my fault? I feel you getting aggressive

50
00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,919
Speaker 1: with me, so I'm just gonna get aggressive back. Where

51
00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:36,840
Speaker 1: was the warning on your counter? Why don't you have

52
00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:39,320
Speaker 1: a warning? Hell? Are you talking about a warning? A

53
00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,360
Speaker 1: warning on my counter saying hey, don't shoot on my

54
00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:45,080
Speaker 1: sink it don't use my faucet as a freaking bat.

55
00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:48,520
Speaker 1: That would have been nice. That would have been nice.

56
00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,760
Speaker 1: Somebody's think. You know, I could have hurt myself, and

57
00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,760
Speaker 1: you're lucky that I didn't because I could sue you

58
00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,639
Speaker 1: if I would have. You're lucky that I wasn't there,

59
00:02:57,639 --> 00:03:01,960
Speaker 1: because I would have hurt you. Okay, now now you're

60
00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,880
Speaker 1: threatening me. Yeah, I'm pissed, Steve. I'm pissed because I

61
00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,679
Speaker 1: can't believe this freaking happened, and I can't believe you're

62
00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:12,919
Speaker 1: freaking twisted thinking that I am in any way responsible

63
00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,600
Speaker 1: for your stupidity. I don't know why you're being a

64
00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:18,160
Speaker 1: jerk about this. Just because you're sinking your toilet are

65
00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:19,880
Speaker 1: both broken doesn't mean you have to take it out

66
00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:23,200
Speaker 1: on me. Just because you're upset right now, you're moron, Steve.

67
00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:26,640
Speaker 1: I don't know anybody that goes and takes a somebody's sink,

68
00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:31,000
Speaker 1: breaks it and doesn't fix it. Okay, I don't understand that.

69
00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,440
Speaker 1: I don't understand how you can make that judgment call

70
00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:36,800
Speaker 1: you have peace everybody else's cricket apartment. You could have

71
00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,640
Speaker 1: gone into another apartment and took issue, could have gone

72
00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,920
Speaker 1: back to the office and took you couldn't used a

73
00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:47,200
Speaker 1: garbage spelt, but you chose my sink. Those are all

74
00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:51,120
Speaker 1: really good options. Why didn't I think of that? Because

75
00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,560
Speaker 1: you're a idiot and that's why you're gonna lose your job.

76
00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,080
Speaker 1: I should have called you before I decided to do this.

77
00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,000
Speaker 1: You know, all the good spots to go to the bathroom,

78
00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,760
Speaker 1: don't you. Yeah, you they chose now, Steve, I hear

79
00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,760
Speaker 1: you're laughing, but laughing up because you're not gonna be

80
00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:06,160
Speaker 1: laughing tomorrow when you're in the unemployment line. Well, maybe

81
00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,360
Speaker 1: I should just tell you it's a prank phone call. Then, No,

82
00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:11,000
Speaker 1: don't make just a prank phone call now you thought

83
00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,440
Speaker 1: of you need to go back to my apartment clean. No,

84
00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,200
Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you that this is actually Jewel

85
00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:17,960
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone

86
00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:22,080
Speaker 1: tap on you again. Not funny at all. No, it's

87
00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,800
Speaker 1: a joke. Your friend Meryll set you up. Nobody actually

88
00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:28,080
Speaker 1: went to the bathroom in your sink. Oh my god,

89
00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:31,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I believe it. He said that you

90
00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,680
Speaker 1: guys play practical jokes on each other all the time

91
00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:41,200
Speaker 1: and wanted me to prank phone call you somebody actually, Oh,

92
00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,200
Speaker 1: come on, like not that you haven't done it before?

93
00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:51,559
Speaker 1: What I have never told you about it? Every morning

94
00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:56,479
Speaker 1: with five