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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Zite

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Speaker 1: at the transy Um, I am Jack. That is Miles.

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Speaker 1: I believe that was from the beautiful brain of producer

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Speaker 1: Brian as they call him his MC name MC Brian

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Speaker 1: beautiful Brain. I'm Jack, that's Miles. I already said that

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Speaker 1: didn't here we go, Here we go, we will be

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Speaker 1: talking about my strange is going on? How super soaker? Alright?

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Speaker 1: Hashtag racist hunter is trending. Uh not Pennsylvania's number one

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Speaker 1: export racist people who are hunters. But actually they're talking

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Speaker 1: about Hunter Biden. Yeah, because um, they found there's a

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Speaker 1: Daily Mail article that says he's got some tweets or

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Speaker 1: he was using the N word with his lawyer like

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Speaker 1: real like a like a cool white guy who likes

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Speaker 1: to just you know, uh, pretend like he's wrapping his

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Speaker 1: favorite song by himself but over text. Uh. And yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. They said there's like this other meme

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Speaker 1: that had like there's some Joe Biden Obama meme and

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Speaker 1: involving he's like, yo, let me call you the N

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Speaker 1: word like one time. He's like, all right, Joe, one

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Speaker 1: last time type of meme. Ship. Uh, and you know

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Speaker 1: the right suddenly knows what racism is. That raged well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, they know that we can't deal with this because,

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Speaker 1: I mean, we think that Joe Biden is the you know,

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Speaker 1: most progressive human being in the world, and so this

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Speaker 1: just violates everything we know. We we think of the

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Speaker 1: Biden family is perfect. I mean, I remember when Joe

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Speaker 1: Biden's perfect primary or his president chill run all the

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Speaker 1: way from trying to get the nomination, when he regaled

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Speaker 1: us with such even handed, nuanced stories of gangster's name

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Speaker 1: corn Pop, who had a old chain he would hit

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Speaker 1: people with and like black people put the radio on

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Speaker 1: for your baby, Like come on now, Uh, I don't

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Speaker 1: think any I don't know. I'm I look at this

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Speaker 1: and I'm not surprised because also I'm looking at a

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Speaker 1: government in d C that, no matter what part that

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Speaker 1: what the party is, at least the established ones, they

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Speaker 1: don't know what racism is either, because they ain't dealing

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Speaker 1: with it. Um. Sorry, Ever since you mentioned the corn

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Speaker 1: Pop story, I'm trying to remember. Did he say something

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Speaker 1: about leaving razor blades in rain cans? Yeah, like rusty

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Speaker 1: razor blades. Yeah, that's so confusing. Anyways, Um, good luck,

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Speaker 1: being President Hunter Biden. We don't even know what they

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Speaker 1: think anymore yet. Yeah, it's all clownary like it's almost

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Speaker 1: I feel like the people who are that have been

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Speaker 1: in politics out We've heard how Joe Biden spoke as

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Speaker 1: a senator. Yeah, you know what I mean. We saw

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Speaker 1: how he treated Anita Hill. Do you think that I'm

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Speaker 1: now surprised that his son is saying this stuff. It's

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Speaker 1: not to excuse it, but it's just like it's just

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Speaker 1: the selective outrage, just so transparent, and it's just it's

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Speaker 1: actually it does a disservice, like when we have real

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Speaker 1: consequential types of systemic racism to deal with and people

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Speaker 1: want to get caught up on like what the president's

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Speaker 1: son is doing, and then they miss everything else, like

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Speaker 1: you know, police reform, uh and ship that would actually

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Speaker 1: affect people's lives day to day. Right. Yeah, And he

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Speaker 1: said that if Israel didn't exist, we'd have to invent it.

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Speaker 1: Um not not related to American racism, but certainly related

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Speaker 1: to a apartheid state in the Middle East. All Right,

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Speaker 1: I think you should leave is trending. That is the

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Speaker 1: Tim Robinson Netflix comedy series that broke my brain. We

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Speaker 1: love it. We love that show around here because I

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Speaker 1: was on a plane with you and super producer Anna

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Speaker 1: Hosnie watching it. I don't even think I was watching

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Speaker 1: for the first time. No, you had like cashed all

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Speaker 1: the episodes on your phone because you're like, I got

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Speaker 1: to watch something on this flight. Yeah. And I was

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Speaker 1: crying so hard that like tears report or I was

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Speaker 1: laughing so hard, tears were pouring down my face. But

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Speaker 1: just you had that like convulsive laughter and there was

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Speaker 1: a stranger between Anna and I was. I remember I

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Speaker 1: was literally like using all of my energy to try

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Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. Um. Anyways, that show is coming out with

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Speaker 1: the second season, as is the other two, which is

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Speaker 1: another one of the great uh comedies of the past

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Speaker 1: few years. Um. Yeah, both both coming out with a

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Speaker 1: season two in the not too distant future. So we

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Speaker 1: have been blessed. Um. Brian Williams is trending because he Uh.

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Speaker 1: So there's there's some like P S A or something

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Speaker 1: by that put together just testimony from various uh Capitol

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Speaker 1: they tried to use airtime on Fox News to get

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Speaker 1: just basically showing the human toll, like it's these Capital

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Speaker 1: police being like that was the most brutal, like hand

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Speaker 1: to hand combat I've ever encountered, and like showing the

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Speaker 1: people like dragging people dragging a police like rag dolls

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Speaker 1: through crowds and stuff, just kind of emphasizing that this

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Speaker 1: is not like a small, small deal and that it's

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Speaker 1: wild that we're not going to get any sort of

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Speaker 1: inquiry into it, which of course is a point that

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Speaker 1: would be a you know, Fox News viewers would be

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Speaker 1: allergic to. So hey, yeah, I mean you know, Fox

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Speaker 1: though famously UH is behind the police, you know, except

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Speaker 1: in these instances, except beat up by racists almost like

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Speaker 1: they're behind racism and not the least. Oh whoa, we

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Speaker 1: don't zoom out so far, jack, you lose all the nuance. Um,

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Speaker 1: a woman gave birth to ten babies at the same

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Speaker 1: time I didn't damn time, So she is trending. I

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Speaker 1: that point we might have to coin a new term. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like even when they're yeah, they'll they'll like Latin people

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Speaker 1: were putting the like old classic language together. They're like,

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Speaker 1: what do we do this up to? It's like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know penta couple what about ten? Kidding me? Ten babies?

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Speaker 1: We don't need a inventor word for that and babies.

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Speaker 1: Looks the photo of her when she was pregnant while

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Speaker 1: she first she thought she's having six babies, and she

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Speaker 1: So that's a you know, that's a what is it

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Speaker 1: cheaper by the dozen? Right there? Hey, all right? You

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. It is the couplets that is,

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Speaker 1: you bring up cheaper by the dozen because that is

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Speaker 1: the movie that you were watching on that same flight

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Speaker 1: and just crying lacking up. Yeah, yeah, Martin is so funny.

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Speaker 1: You know I was watching Cheaper by the Dozen too,

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Speaker 1: right right, that is a good one. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Hilary Duff isn't killing it right now? And don't get

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Speaker 1: the start. I'm serious and Fastly is training because that

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Speaker 1: is a server company that was down this morning and

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Speaker 1: brought down The New York Times, brought down Google, brought

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Speaker 1: the Internet was down. Redd it was down, um so

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Speaker 1: Fastly wait again, that was because some ransomware ship. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if it was ransomware. Actually yeah, it went

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Speaker 1: the autopsy of what knocked half the Internet down. But

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Speaker 1: it's delicate. Is our whole infrastructure is you know? They

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Speaker 1: you just like throw a little throw a bag of

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Speaker 1: the supply chain and ship goes wild. Sorry we didn't

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Speaker 1: plan for this. Um. I'm finally Chris Harrison, uh is

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Speaker 1: he's gone? Um from the Bachelor. Oh my god, and

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Speaker 1: it's all he has to show up it. Yeah, what happened?

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Speaker 1: So he he got fired or he quit fired, he's leaving,

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Speaker 1: I mean his what Once it became clear that they

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Speaker 1: super producer on a hosni uh to explain take it

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Speaker 1: away on Hey, guys, I am reporting out from the scene.

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Speaker 1: I am outside Chris Harrison's house. It does look like

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Speaker 1: Chris Harrison was threatening to reveal all the deep dark

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Speaker 1: secrets of the Bachelor franchise. Yeah, I don't sorry, there's

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Speaker 1: helicopters out here. Yeah, helicopters that go well, guys, sorry, helicopters. Uh.

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Speaker 1: It turns out that he was threatening Warner Bros. At

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Speaker 1: So he was like, give me a ton of money

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Speaker 1: able to get an eight figure deal to walk away

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Speaker 1: Chris Harrison doing the white Man Golden parachute on out

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Speaker 1: threatening blackmail to get your way. I love I love it.

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Speaker 1: What a fucking croc a shit. Everything is also like

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Speaker 1: well funk. I mean, I'm sure there are pretty like

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Speaker 1: things I've heard them say. It wasn't just me being like,

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Speaker 1: well the antebelling period was it wasn't really that long ago,

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Speaker 1: so like, you know, it's okay if some people misunderstand

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Speaker 1: People were like, it's terrible that she went to plantation

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Speaker 1: parties and he was like, really, but it was two

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Speaker 1: This was after Charlottesville and we still didn't know what

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Speaker 1: any of this meant. So yeah, goodbye. A punk is asked,

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Speaker 1: if you see him, you know milk We need to

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Speaker 1: start milkshaking rich people. Yeah. Look, rich people should not

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Speaker 1: be able to show their faces in public, but to like,

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Speaker 1: they already hobnob at places most broke people or normal

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Speaker 1: people can never access anyway. So oh, that's like a

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Speaker 1: new prank show where it's like you infiltrate these like

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Speaker 1: high societies things. You're like, Hi, Jeff Bezos, I'm this

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Speaker 1: magnate and then you're like pump pants your ass in

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Speaker 1: see if karma exists, y'all. Yeah, I guess so live Um.

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Speaker 1: All right, those are just some of the things that

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Speaker 1: are trending. Uh here on Tuesday, June eight We are

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Speaker 1: back tomorrow with a whole lass episode of the show.

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Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves,

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Speaker 1: wear a mask, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and

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Speaker 1: we will talk to you all tomorrow. Bye bye,