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Speaker 1: Just because it's a new year doesn't mean we can't

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Speaker 1: bring back one of our favorite old segments. Jeff that's

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Speaker 1: the best place to live. It s broken, Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning, Ashton hit the imaging.

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Speaker 2: Audio.

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Speaker 3: Make the list of things that are canceled.

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Speaker 1: Uncancellable audio. First, you guys know what it is? A

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Speaker 1: segment no other morning radio show has the courage to

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Speaker 1: do because.

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Speaker 3: You just played the audio without any explanation of what

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Speaker 3: we're listening to.

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Speaker 1: And we played the audio of a news story giving

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Speaker 1: zero context whatsoever. And then after it plays, let the

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Speaker 1: room discuss what you think it is and then mock

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Speaker 1: you for how wrong you are.

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Speaker 4: Roll Its really no drawbacks except that is spicy.

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Speaker 2: Nobody accepts my habit.

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Speaker 4: Nobody accepts me for who I am.

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Speaker 2: What explained?

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Speaker 4: Are you?

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Speaker 2: You're so stupid.

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Speaker 1: That was a clip of a woman who was just

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Speaker 1: featured on TLC's My Strange Addiction.

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Speaker 2: I knew it was going to be.

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Speaker 1: Her claim to fame is she snorts all of her food.

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Speaker 1: Here's a picture of her snorting some avocado toast.

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Speaker 4: That she had just put into the blender.

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Speaker 2: It's a smoothie girl. I'm jagging you're out at college.

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Speaker 2: You don't need to do this anymore.

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Speaker 1: Why does she do it?

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Speaker 4: It's probably best if she explained, I don't want to

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Speaker 4: know more. Ado.

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Speaker 3: I do not see snorting my food as a problem.

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Speaker 3: I think it has a lot of benefits, no risk

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Speaker 3: of choking.

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Speaker 4: I don't overeat.

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Speaker 2: I consume less calories, so progressive. I'm still risk of choking.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if it gets through the it's not going to

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Speaker 1: get stuck in the.

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Speaker 3: Folde not concerned that she's blending all her food.

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Speaker 2: Everything is going through a blender.

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Speaker 1: She's dropping pounds at a record rate, Brooks. Look, she

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Speaker 1: looks fantastic.

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Speaker 2: Friends who wants to with her? What would you guys prefer?

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Speaker 1: Chain restaurants start offering snortable food menu options booten, free

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Speaker 1: of course or more audio.

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Speaker 2: First restaurant choice.

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Speaker 1: No, I think we all know the answer.

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Speaker 5: Audio And then it takes and no other radio show

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Speaker 5: is doing it.

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Speaker 2: You are welcome.

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Speaker 1: Let's move on and get to the Josh Golg Question

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Speaker 1: of the Day featuring our own strange addiction of public

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Speaker 1: self humiliation on national scale.

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Speaker 4: Jake feed our addiction well on this day. Back in

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Speaker 4: nineteen sixty six, ABC aired the first episode of Batman,

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Speaker 4: starring Adam West as the Cape Crusader, but the Batman

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Speaker 4: comics were around long before then. Ever since nineteen thirty nine,

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Speaker 4: the Dark Knight has been fighting crime and refusing to

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Speaker 4: handle his anger issues in any sort.

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Speaker 2: Of productive way therapy for him.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes he was fighting the Joker, sometimes it was two Face,

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Speaker 4: and sometimes it was a totally obscure villain. They cobbled

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Speaker 4: together five minutes before the deadline, and that's why today

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Speaker 4: you'll have to identify the real evil doers from the

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Speaker 4: ones I just made up during a special bad Guy

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Speaker 4: or Sad Try edition up.

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Speaker 2: Twenty of twenty. I hear you, Billy Eilish, here we go.

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Speaker 2: You say a number one through twenty.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you about a bizarre villain that Batman may

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Speaker 4: have brought to justice. Used to tell me if it's

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Speaker 4: a real bad guy or a made up sad try. Now,

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Speaker 4: let's start with the woman who has a utility belt

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Speaker 4: loaded with Bronzer contour sticks lip oil quick.

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Speaker 2: To the macomobile. That was good.

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Speaker 4: Your potential Batman villain is none other than a man

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Speaker 4: named Condiment King, or as I like to call him, K.

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Speaker 4: Dresses like a fast food mascot and commits crimes using

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Speaker 4: ketchup and mustard guns, slipping people, and blinding Batman with

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Speaker 4: liquid relish.

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Speaker 1: The girl that snorts her food absolutely.

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Speaker 2: Has a c Q. Is that a real bad guy

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Speaker 2: or just a sad try?

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Speaker 4: I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: Imagine him like looking like Ronald McDonald's sort of.

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Speaker 2: Which is kind of a scary.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I am gonna say sad try.

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Speaker 4: You don't think so, I do think so. Condiment King

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Speaker 4: was originally created for Batman. The animated series first appeared

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Speaker 4: in season three episode Make Him Laugh.

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Speaker 2: It's in nineteen ninety.

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Speaker 4: I would watched this.

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Speaker 2: Is off the board.

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Speaker 3: It's wild eight.

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Speaker 4: Your potential Batman villain is none other than the Penny

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Speaker 4: Baron PS I like to call him. Was a thief

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Speaker 4: who targeted banks and museums to hoard loose change, claiming

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Speaker 4: Gotham was built on forgotten money. So please tell me?

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Speaker 4: Is the Penny Baron a real bad guy.

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Speaker 1: Or just a sad It seems like the natural enemy

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Speaker 1: of a billionaire would be somebody who collects pennies sign

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Speaker 1: for change.

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Speaker 3: I think, I mean, I like the concept, it's the

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Speaker 3: name that is sticking with me.

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Speaker 5: That's hard.

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Speaker 3: A penny baron, like a baron is usually like.

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Speaker 5: A lord or you know, any picture would be cool.

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Speaker 3: Or the Copper King, you know, because pennies were made

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Speaker 3: out of King Copper.

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Speaker 2: What a dumb name.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, try hard, sad try what is it?

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Speaker 2: You just you just you just say whatever you want

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Speaker 2: for I gotcha doesn't think it's real and.

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Speaker 4: Is not a real guy. I like King Copper though

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Speaker 4: later three and eight are off the boarding number from you.

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Speaker 5: Let's go lucky number seven.

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Speaker 4: Your potential batman villain is none other than kite Man,

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Speaker 4: or as you could guess, I like to call him

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Speaker 4: k m oh, yeah, you like to shorten the kite

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Speaker 4: Man wears a green body suit and flies around on

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Speaker 4: giant kites and hang gliders, committing robberies and attacks from

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Speaker 4: the air. You gotta tell me, is Kiteman a real

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Speaker 4: bad guy, a real loser or is he a fake loser?

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Speaker 5: A sad try Imaginally at the park and like you

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Speaker 5: see a kite, you're like, oh.

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Speaker 2: Again, still up there. He's screwed.

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Speaker 3: If he's robbing only single floor banks, yeah, you know,

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Speaker 3: he's going very far.

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Speaker 2: It's not effective. If it's not a windy day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: True, But I'm gonna say kit Man's real.

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Speaker 2: Dun Hose says km's real.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, here's a picture of kite Man due.

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Speaker 5: We need to read a kite Man movie.

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Speaker 4: He first appeared in Batman one thirty three in August

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Speaker 4: nineteen sixty as a gimmick villain hip based weapons.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey, we're over to you. I need a number ten.

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Speaker 4: Your potential Batman villain is none other than Crazy Quilt,

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Speaker 4: as I like to call him. He's a criminal who

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Speaker 4: wears a bright patchwork quilt costume and uses color based

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Speaker 4: weapons and flashing lights to disorient and attack Batman. It's

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Speaker 4: Crazy Quilt a real bad guy or a sad, depressing try.

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Speaker 1: I mean some of the most evil comes from the

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Speaker 1: most unsuspecting places.

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Speaker 3: I mean you would feel comforted by a quilt until

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Speaker 3: last second.

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Speaker 1: That'sh I'm gonna say, Crazy Quilt Man is still a

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Speaker 1: real bad guy.

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Speaker 2: You think he's real?

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Speaker 1: You right?

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Speaker 4: Crazy Quilt face first face Batman set Robin in Star

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Speaker 4: Spangled Comics. I'm passing a picture around crazy Wow, he's.

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Speaker 2: Got a skirt on. That's cute.

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Speaker 4: Thanks to Commy King Alexis is the person who lost

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Speaker 4: today's edition of.

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Speaker 1: All Right, Alexis that means you're gonna be getting shock

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Speaker 1: And somebody wanted to hear not Batman but Superman by

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Speaker 1: five for fighting. Oh I can't Santa fight.

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Speaker 2: I'm not that naive. IM out to find that better

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Speaker 2: part of me. Oh, you're like a super villain. That

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Speaker 2: was your shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 1: We got your phone tap coming up in just a

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Speaker 1: few minutes.