1 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:05,439 Speaker 1: Do world upstad? 2 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:07,440 Speaker 2: Would you believe. 3 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 3: It's I did tell you my twozillion pieces? 4 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:15,560 Speaker 1: Would you do. 5 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 2: Week? Hey, Kurt, I think it's time. We're about to 6 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 2: do another minisode. 7 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 1: Let's do another minisode. 8 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,640 Speaker 2: How are you? What did you do? How was your life? 9 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,239 Speaker 1: I'm fine, Scottie. What'd you do this weekend? 10 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,320 Speaker 2: I'm great? Man. I did a fun thing over the 11 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,400 Speaker 2: weekend where I made a lot of drinks and then 12 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:46,199 Speaker 2: I went through my contacts on my phone and I 13 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,839 Speaker 2: texted any friends that I haven't talked to in like 14 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,240 Speaker 2: six months or more reconnected. 15 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:52,560 Speaker 1: I love this idea. 16 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 2: There are babies I don't know about. There was an 17 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:56,200 Speaker 2: engagement I didn't know about. 18 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: Uh. 19 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 2: It was really nice. And everybody's just as bored as 20 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 2: you and I, so it was a nice way to 21 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:05,400 Speaker 2: pass a few hours and connect with like forty people. 22 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,240 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love that. What did you say? 23 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:09,960 Speaker 1: How did you start the conversation? 24 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 2: I said, I hope everybody's having a happy coup, just 25 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:17,560 Speaker 2: checking in, hope you're doing great. Poured myself a cold 26 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:22,039 Speaker 2: one and you came to mind. Ah, that's nice and 27 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:24,479 Speaker 2: a lot you know what people you know texting? When 28 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,600 Speaker 2: you're texting your friends a lot. Sometimes it just stops 29 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:30,720 Speaker 2: and then you just go, Okay, I guess that conversation's over. Yeah, 30 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:34,319 Speaker 2: exact opposite. These are people like what's up man, and 31 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 2: then we just well, you know, ten fifteen messages and 32 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,679 Speaker 2: then it's like cool, I'll catch you when this is over. 33 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:41,400 Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome. 34 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,040 Speaker 2: I love it. Was nice. I love it. 35 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:44,440 Speaker 1: It makes me very very happy. 36 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, guys, if you're you know, if you're listening to this, 37 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 3: you can have your story on the mini So just 38 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:55,160 Speaker 3: email it to the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com 39 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 3: or send it to us as a DM on the 40 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:01,720 Speaker 3: Bananas Podcast on Instagram. 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We're gonna do an 48 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:27,040 Speaker 2: hour and change of basically, we're gonna do our live pod. 49 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 2: We're gonna do a podcast like we normally do, but 50 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:32,080 Speaker 2: we'll spice it up a little bit, and uh, we 51 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 2: would love for you to tune in and have a 52 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:38,240 Speaker 2: drink with us and be cool and laugh laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh. 53 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:39,760 Speaker 1: Scotty, you got one for me? 54 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:43,480 Speaker 2: I do? I have a really good one. I have 55 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:48,239 Speaker 2: one that was sent back in September that I kept 56 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:51,320 Speaker 2: thinking about. So I reached out to this nice woman, Rebecca, 57 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,320 Speaker 2: and I got some more details. So pardon me if 58 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:56,360 Speaker 2: I jump around a little bit with details, but this 59 00:02:56,440 --> 00:03:00,799 Speaker 2: one problems with me. Here we go, minisod from this 60 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:04,239 Speaker 2: is going to haunt you. I am a huge bananimal 61 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:07,520 Speaker 2: from Hartford, Connecticut, and I had a first date I 62 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 2: want to tell you about. All right, Okay, I was 63 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 2: going through a hoe phase in college and looking to 64 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,640 Speaker 2: hook up with guys on ok Cupid. Great start to any. 65 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,200 Speaker 1: Sorry, love it, love it, love it? And who hasn't 66 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,640 Speaker 1: Who hasn't had a phase like that? I know? 67 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:26,799 Speaker 2: I ask? Yeah, live a little. You only live once. 68 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:30,200 Speaker 2: The carousel goes around one time. Grab as many brass 69 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:33,560 Speaker 2: rings as you catch. Okay, So this one guy match 70 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 2: with seemed pretty legit at first. We went on a 71 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:39,440 Speaker 2: date and he was really funny and sincere we thought 72 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 2: we should meet up at a local dive bar in Hartford. 73 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 2: He was a little weird about getting close to me 74 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:48,320 Speaker 2: behind the bar, but I realized that it might be 75 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 2: just so he could smell me. I don't know what 76 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,120 Speaker 2: that means, but I guess we're going to go with it. 77 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:55,320 Speaker 2: We had some drinks and my these are her words, 78 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,400 Speaker 2: not mine. We had some drinks and my hoe urges 79 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:01,200 Speaker 2: were bigger than my red flags. We've all had those times, 80 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:09,920 Speaker 2: so um. He explained to me how much he loved 81 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 2: my hair, except that there was a knot in it. 82 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,320 Speaker 2: I thought that was weird, but he invited me back 83 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,800 Speaker 2: to his place. Never a good move with a stranger, 84 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:25,359 Speaker 2: and I prepared to get dicked down. Okay, ummm, So 85 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 2: back at his place, he takes out a brush and 86 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,760 Speaker 2: starts to fix the knot in my hair. I felt 87 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 2: him getting into it, if you know what I mean. 88 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:37,159 Speaker 2: He kept brushing and running his fingers through my hair 89 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:43,880 Speaker 2: while we talked for around three hours. At that point, 90 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 2: he started making sounds that made me uncomfortable. So I 91 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 2: turn around. His pants are wet and he apologized. I 92 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,839 Speaker 2: didn't get the sex I wanted, but at least my 93 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:58,680 Speaker 2: hair looked really nice. I never saw him again. He 94 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 2: completely ghosted me. He I'm bummed I didn't get the 95 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 2: chance to go goes him first. I felt bad, so 96 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,719 Speaker 2: I sent a thanks for the date the other night, 97 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 2: but I guess he was too embarrassed to respond. So 98 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,560 Speaker 2: I texted Rebecca back because I was like, I need 99 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,040 Speaker 2: a few more details here. I wanted to paint the picture. 100 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 2: I'm a writer. Details are my things. So I said, 101 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:27,159 Speaker 2: was the brush out or did he leave the room 102 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:31,080 Speaker 2: to go get it? She says, we were on the 103 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:36,000 Speaker 2: couch watching a movie and he had the brush, red 104 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 2: flags all around. I basically sat for what felt like 105 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:42,400 Speaker 2: a respectable amount of time before I left after he 106 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:43,159 Speaker 2: was done. 107 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:48,680 Speaker 3: In quotes, I love that there's a I love this 108 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:52,279 Speaker 3: woman that there's a respectable amount of time for a 109 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:55,320 Speaker 3: man who just fished so nice pants from brushing your 110 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:56,560 Speaker 3: hair for three hours. 111 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:57,800 Speaker 1: You you are. 112 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:01,720 Speaker 3: Allowed everything you are allowed to you immediately get up 113 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:02,160 Speaker 3: and leave. 114 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:06,360 Speaker 1: There is you don't with this man's feelings he had. 115 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:11,240 Speaker 3: He he is involved in a transactional sexual relationship in 116 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:11,919 Speaker 3: his mind. 117 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:13,120 Speaker 1: Just get out. 118 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:16,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't ask for permission. This is totally this 119 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:19,320 Speaker 2: is so gross. I mean, it's ultimately, Yes, I wish 120 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:22,280 Speaker 2: that Rebecca could have ghosted him, unfortunately went the other 121 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:24,640 Speaker 2: way around. And then the only other funny detail Court 122 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:27,120 Speaker 2: is I go, well, do you remember what movie you 123 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,120 Speaker 2: were watching while this happened, and she says, I can't 124 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,360 Speaker 2: remember the exact movie. It was one of those bad 125 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:34,119 Speaker 2: comedies that makes a lot of money, Bruno, I think, 126 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:40,760 Speaker 2: which is so funny to be Anyways, never saw him again. 127 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,200 Speaker 2: Who knows, maybe he will turn up again one day 128 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:47,400 Speaker 2: in the news. That's it. Thank you so sweet. 129 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:48,960 Speaker 1: Oh that's amazing. 130 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,080 Speaker 2: I love that creep. 131 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:53,839 Speaker 1: I mean, what a weird guy. And hey, no kink shaming. 132 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:54,440 Speaker 1: He loves it. 133 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:56,640 Speaker 3: No, but there's no kink shaming. But you need to 134 00:06:56,680 --> 00:07:01,440 Speaker 3: be upfront with people you're kink. You can't just trick 135 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,880 Speaker 3: people into watching a movie and then comb their hair 136 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,680 Speaker 3: for three hours and come in your pants like that's 137 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:06,240 Speaker 3: not cool. 138 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:09,159 Speaker 1: Need to let people know. This is what I would 139 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 1: like to do. 140 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,400 Speaker 3: I'd like to comb your hair for three hours and 141 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:12,680 Speaker 3: then come in my own pants. 142 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,080 Speaker 2: And how about and what can I do for you? 143 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:18,520 Speaker 2: Because that's my thing? So what would drive you wild? First? 144 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:20,280 Speaker 2: And then we'll do the thing where I comb your 145 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:23,160 Speaker 2: hair for three hours while watching Bruno on a first date. 146 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:29,840 Speaker 2: Holy smokes, that's a good one. Oh it's so specific. 147 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:32,280 Speaker 2: I had this guy and one of my best friends 148 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,320 Speaker 2: in high school. I won't name his name. I don't think. 149 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,240 Speaker 2: I don't think he listens to the minisotes, but one 150 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:40,560 Speaker 2: day these will be released to the masses. But he 151 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:42,920 Speaker 2: was dating a girl. And you know Birthright, when a 152 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,680 Speaker 2: lot of the Jewish kids go to Israel for birthright, 153 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,720 Speaker 2: and it's a big deal. And I guess it usually 154 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:50,640 Speaker 2: happens around junior year, and he was older that he 155 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:51,760 Speaker 2: was a year older than me. He was dating a 156 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,680 Speaker 2: girl that was in my grade. We were juniors, and 157 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:56,000 Speaker 2: she went and I didn't know this and you've probably 158 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,840 Speaker 2: heard this, Kurt, but a lot of times on birthright, 159 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:01,760 Speaker 2: it is like you just go hook up with people 160 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,080 Speaker 2: Jewish kids from other states. It's like a. 161 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:08,080 Speaker 1: Big like, let's go kid butts and a lot yeah. 162 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, And so so she did. She cheated on him 163 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:12,480 Speaker 2: with it. And the best line is she was like, 164 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:15,240 Speaker 2: it was a guy from Long Island and I was like, 165 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:18,360 Speaker 2: it doesn't matter where he's from. Okay, so he's from 166 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,320 Speaker 2: So he was really hurt. Chris fallen, but he's going 167 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:24,440 Speaker 2: to college. This was towards the end of the year's 168 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:28,560 Speaker 2: senior years graduating, and he was hurt and he was like, 169 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,240 Speaker 2: you know what I'm gonna do. I was like what. 170 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,120 Speaker 2: He's like, I have the best idea. He's like, can 171 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:33,440 Speaker 2: you pick me up? I was like yeah, So I 172 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:36,600 Speaker 2: pick him up and we drive to the mall and 173 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:39,360 Speaker 2: he we go to Sam Goodie and he buys a 174 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:42,080 Speaker 2: strobe light. He buys a mini strobe light that you 175 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:43,960 Speaker 2: can like attach to the wall. And I'm like, what 176 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,400 Speaker 2: are you doing. He's like, it's for my dorm room. 177 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,600 Speaker 2: I'm like, okay. He goes, I'm going to have sex 178 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:51,080 Speaker 2: with the stroke light on. I'm just gonna It's gonna 179 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:54,160 Speaker 2: be so wild, isn't that? And I'm like I've never 180 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,960 Speaker 2: heard of that. I'm like, where did you see that? 181 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:58,000 Speaker 2: He goes, No, I'm just thinking it'll be amazing. Just 182 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,040 Speaker 2: think it'll be amazing. And I was like, all right, 183 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,800 Speaker 2: man again, I was like, his heart is hurt, let's 184 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:06,240 Speaker 2: see freshman in college. So he goes and he does 185 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:09,080 Speaker 2: that thing where I didn't This was pre texting and 186 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:11,440 Speaker 2: all that crap. So I didn't hear from him for 187 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:14,680 Speaker 2: like two months. I see him at Thanksgiving and I'm like, 188 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:17,800 Speaker 2: how'd to go? And he's like, oh my god. He's like, 189 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,320 Speaker 2: so the first two or three times I met somebody 190 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:22,959 Speaker 2: at a party and brought them back to the journal 191 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:26,079 Speaker 2: and just tried to turn the light on, they all 192 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:28,520 Speaker 2: freaked out and were like no, no, no, no no, 193 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,720 Speaker 2: and basically didn't hook up at all, and he blew up. 194 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:35,040 Speaker 2: So he learned his sucred lesson. So then he gets 195 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:38,280 Speaker 2: bolder and at these I think he played rugby, but 196 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:41,320 Speaker 2: at like rugby parties or whatever parties, he would just finally, 197 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,480 Speaker 2: like he'd be vibing and having drinks with a girl 198 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,600 Speaker 2: and he'd be like, do you want to go back 199 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,440 Speaker 2: to my dorm room? I have a strobe light? Do 200 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,559 Speaker 2: you want to hook up? And I guess the girls 201 00:09:49,559 --> 00:09:54,480 Speaker 2: were like no, yes, whatever, And finally this one girl's like, hell, yes, 202 00:09:56,720 --> 00:10:01,560 Speaker 2: let's go. So they go. And then so I'm like, well, 203 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,840 Speaker 2: how was it? Man Like, finally this guy's like, weird 204 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:08,040 Speaker 2: little fantasy world is coming true, and he goes, uh, 205 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:11,800 Speaker 2: it was awful. He goes the strobe had multiple settings 206 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:14,360 Speaker 2: and I turned it down too slow. He goes, it 207 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:17,640 Speaker 2: felt like a horror movie. The Strobe was so slow 208 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,720 Speaker 2: and then he goes Scottie. It felt like a crime scene. 209 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,040 Speaker 2: It was just like a detached head was in different 210 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:27,120 Speaker 2: places at different times. But she was super into it. 211 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,959 Speaker 2: And he said it was just like watching a person 212 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:33,160 Speaker 2: just jumping around his body and near him. And I 213 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,160 Speaker 2: think he only did it once. I don't know how 214 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:38,520 Speaker 2: that was ever felt like revenge, But to this day, 215 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:41,240 Speaker 2: I'm just like, what did you think it was gonna 216 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:41,839 Speaker 2: be like that? 217 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,680 Speaker 3: I mean, I can see, I see, I see his logic. 218 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:48,000 Speaker 3: It's a Spencer's Gifts logic. 219 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:48,760 Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? 220 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:53,480 Speaker 3: He was in Spencer's Gifts, and Spencer's Gifts just always 221 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:59,479 Speaker 3: felt so like you were right on the edge of acceptability, 222 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:02,240 Speaker 3: like you could go right over onto the other side 223 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:07,360 Speaker 3: with heart pills or like with like with a poster 224 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:10,720 Speaker 3: that just never actually showed a nipple but was very 225 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:12,120 Speaker 3: close to showing a nipple. 226 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, if you stared at it under black light long enough, 227 00:11:14,679 --> 00:11:18,000 Speaker 2: that nipple would emerge. But it is so funny to visualize, 228 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,760 Speaker 2: like if you're making certain faces doing sex, like the 229 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,800 Speaker 2: normal person would make a face or do a thing 230 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,880 Speaker 2: like a smile in a Strobe light. If somebody's not smiling, 231 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:28,240 Speaker 2: then a room goes dark, and then they're smiling when 232 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:31,160 Speaker 2: the light comes back on, or their mouths open. And 233 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:34,080 Speaker 2: it's not like that is a horror movie. It's like 234 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:36,160 Speaker 2: walking through a hant a house in your dorm room. 235 00:11:36,679 --> 00:11:38,360 Speaker 1: Like that. I like that. 236 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,960 Speaker 3: He thought the only problem was that the strobe was 237 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:41,640 Speaker 3: too slow. 238 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:46,439 Speaker 1: Yeah, even if it's fast, it's gonna be horrible. He's like, 239 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:49,560 Speaker 1: you didn't give anybody up a fucking. 240 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,800 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah exactly, I know. And it's so funny. He 241 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,959 Speaker 2: wanted a wingman to take him to Sam Goodie in 242 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,120 Speaker 2: the mall. Like he he wanted me to be like, hell, yes, 243 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:02,160 Speaker 2: but I am not that guy. I'm the guy that 244 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:05,640 Speaker 2: goes Why why would you ever do that? That sounds 245 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:09,800 Speaker 2: like so confusing and jarring. Anyways, if you ever listen 246 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,320 Speaker 2: to this, you'll know exactly what it is. I didn't 247 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:14,000 Speaker 2: mention your name, but you're doing great. Don't let her 248 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,760 Speaker 2: break your heart. It's been twenty. 249 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:19,240 Speaker 1: Years, no man, all right, I got one for you. 250 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:20,960 Speaker 2: Oh heck yeah, buddy. 251 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:26,040 Speaker 3: This was sent in from Shelley Strong. I hope the 252 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:29,280 Speaker 3: Great Koar has been treating you well lately. I'm ready 253 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,640 Speaker 3: to tell you sort of brief story about how I 254 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:36,000 Speaker 3: decided to list our home as a business specifically Amelia's 255 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:39,280 Speaker 3: Restaurant and bar Amelia is our cat, and for some 256 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:42,360 Speaker 3: reason Google approved it like immediately, even though it was 257 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:46,640 Speaker 3: clearly in a suburb. Well, when I listed this as 258 00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:49,680 Speaker 3: a business as a joke, I knew it was going 259 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,800 Speaker 3: to have to be vetted and of course they would 260 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:55,400 Speaker 3: deny it. Right Well, it was approved within five minutes 261 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:59,920 Speaker 3: of submitting Yes, West Wild. However, when I contacted that 262 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,600 Speaker 3: to try and take it down they might they managed 263 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:07,199 Speaker 3: to deny my request three wow four. It was finally 264 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:11,360 Speaker 3: taken down well over a month. So basically, long story short, 265 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:13,720 Speaker 3: I did something very dumb and Google said, yeah, sure, 266 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,600 Speaker 3: that's fine. I attached a picture of the map for 267 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,400 Speaker 3: rest reference. Oh thanks for your time. I love the 268 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:22,079 Speaker 3: show and you guys are ten ten a delight and it. 269 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,240 Speaker 1: Is totally it's very much. 270 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:30,280 Speaker 3: Ah, it's so much a suburb that it's on one 271 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:33,920 Speaker 3: of those like streets that's only a square that just 272 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:36,880 Speaker 3: goes like around just you know, has like two inlets 273 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:40,200 Speaker 3: and then just goes in a square. Obviously no place 274 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:43,400 Speaker 3: for a business, and it's right there Amelia's restaurant and bar. 275 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,720 Speaker 3: And the best part about it is that restaurant and 276 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,240 Speaker 3: bar are also not capitalized. 277 00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:51,720 Speaker 2: Obviously they typed into supers. 278 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,440 Speaker 1: I love this idea. 279 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:59,000 Speaker 3: I love online Uh, you know, like hiking high jinks 280 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,840 Speaker 3: if you will. And I yeah, when I first started 281 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:05,520 Speaker 3: doing stand up, I would go on to One of 282 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,360 Speaker 3: my bits that when I started was that I would 283 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,800 Speaker 3: go on to Wikipedia. 284 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:16,160 Speaker 1: And this was two thousand five or so and six and. 285 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,319 Speaker 2: Uh the birth the birth of our friendship. 286 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, I would just alter. 287 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:25,680 Speaker 3: I would alter the Wikipedia page for animals with fake 288 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:26,560 Speaker 3: facts about these. 289 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:32,000 Speaker 2: Oh really, well, I want to hear some A lot of. 290 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:36,000 Speaker 3: Them stuck for a long time. I remember parakeets. Oh, 291 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:41,840 Speaker 3: here's one I'm going to try and sign. I'm looking 292 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:45,400 Speaker 3: literally at my comic because like after a couple of weeks, they. 293 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,400 Speaker 1: All just got deleted, so they're not there anymore. 294 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,640 Speaker 2: Oh, I know. And before like iPhones and stuff, when 295 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:54,000 Speaker 2: you just had comedy ideas every young writer in New 296 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:57,120 Speaker 2: York in LA back up until the iPhone, really you 297 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,600 Speaker 2: would just keep a notebook in your back pocket at 298 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:02,040 Speaker 2: all time, like a moleskin. I mean, I've gone through 299 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,640 Speaker 2: my old ones. They're filled, and I don't. It's like 300 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:07,640 Speaker 2: the writings of a madman. I don't know what I was. 301 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,240 Speaker 2: I don't know the point of half the things I 302 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,520 Speaker 2: don't see. You think it's the best I missed those days. 303 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,960 Speaker 1: Here's just a couple. This was for dogs. 304 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:16,920 Speaker 2: Okay. 305 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,480 Speaker 3: Dog's sense of smell is one hundred times stronger than humans, 306 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,320 Speaker 3: and their sense of irony is one thousand times weaker. 307 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:27,960 Speaker 2: True animals. 308 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,480 Speaker 3: Bob Barker was murdered by a pack of dogs for 309 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:34,040 Speaker 3: what they claim was years of years of genital mutilation. 310 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, yes they would. He did spay and neuter. 311 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,560 Speaker 1: Parakeets was. 312 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:47,720 Speaker 3: Oh, parakeets live for approximately fifteen human years or one 313 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,080 Speaker 3: million parakeet years. 314 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, you had one about budgies. I can. It's called 315 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,800 Speaker 2: budgies or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 316 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,320 Speaker 3: Budgies are referred to pet like parakeets are referred to 317 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,160 Speaker 3: keats or budgies or something else. 318 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:04,520 Speaker 2: Or shut the hell ups or something but yeah. 319 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,560 Speaker 1: Or shut the fuck up. That's right. 320 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,560 Speaker 3: Keets are referred to as budgies or keats. 321 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:14,280 Speaker 2: Or shut the fuck ups. We did a lot? Is 322 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:17,120 Speaker 2: World wild of Animals or World Weird of Animals? Is 323 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,200 Speaker 2: that still on YouTube. 324 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,040 Speaker 1: I think it is. Yeah, you can go and check 325 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,320 Speaker 1: out World Wild of Animals. 326 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,400 Speaker 3: I took all my animal facts and made them into 327 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:27,720 Speaker 3: like a fake nature show and there's like like seven 328 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,320 Speaker 3: or six or seven episodes. 329 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:33,240 Speaker 2: I think those were so fun. Yeah, that was we 330 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:36,000 Speaker 2: shot that at Tillery. I think I'm almost either that 331 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:39,880 Speaker 2: or yeah, I think we did. Oh man, that is 332 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:43,240 Speaker 2: the best to just it's funny that, like, some things 333 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,840 Speaker 2: in life are so difficult to do, and then you 334 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,320 Speaker 2: can just open a restaurant for your cat with a 335 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:51,720 Speaker 2: few few clicks, a few clicks of the track pad, 336 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,960 Speaker 2: and suddenly your cat has a restaurant that you cannot 337 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,520 Speaker 2: get rid of. 338 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,480 Speaker 1: I love that also. 339 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,760 Speaker 3: That is interesting as well in connection with my early 340 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,880 Speaker 3: day of stand up because the first joke, my first 341 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,840 Speaker 3: like runner of a joke that was like a five 342 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,840 Speaker 3: minute long joke was about how my cat ran a 343 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:14,520 Speaker 3: nightclub in the closet while I when I left, and 344 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:18,280 Speaker 3: it got so specific down to the point where I 345 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:25,359 Speaker 3: think Anya Garrett and Marianne Ways made me tiny cat wallets. Oh, 346 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,639 Speaker 3: because part of the joke was that it was like 347 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,919 Speaker 3: he had a cat wallet that would like hold just 348 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,520 Speaker 3: a nickel so I had tiny cat wallets that I 349 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,119 Speaker 3: could sell at shows that were just nickel. 350 00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:39,479 Speaker 1: Yeah, it got, really, it got, it got. It got 351 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:40,920 Speaker 1: pretty in depth about it. 352 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:47,080 Speaker 2: She always wanted to drink whiskey from a Saint Bernard's barrel, don't. 353 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,040 Speaker 1: You, Jesus Christ. 354 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, more than anything in my life. My bucket list 355 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,520 Speaker 2: is so bizarre, but one of them is to be 356 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,840 Speaker 2: trapped in an avalanche, to be dug out by Saint 357 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,480 Speaker 2: Bernard and to turn that little faucet on the barrel 358 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:01,480 Speaker 2: under his neck heat right back up. 359 00:18:02,359 --> 00:18:04,720 Speaker 3: I also love the idea that that's what it was for, 360 00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:08,480 Speaker 3: was to heat you up. But in reality, what alcohol 361 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:12,200 Speaker 3: does is it reduces your ability to control your body temperature, 362 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:15,040 Speaker 3: so eventually would just allow you to freeze to death 363 00:18:15,119 --> 00:18:16,200 Speaker 3: much more efficiently. 364 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:20,520 Speaker 2: Oh yes, if you're if you're having a bad day 365 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,679 Speaker 2: and you listen to this and you're just sitting home alone, 366 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:26,199 Speaker 2: you can YouTube Saint Bernardo Island. I think it's in 367 00:18:26,359 --> 00:18:30,960 Speaker 2: British Columbia, and this person has like fifty five or more. 368 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,399 Speaker 2: It's like the most Saint Bernard you've ever seen it. 369 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,159 Speaker 2: One time he just sets cameras out and you just 370 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,520 Speaker 2: see these giant slobbering dogs and it makes me happy 371 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:42,919 Speaker 2: every single time, every single time. I guess I just 372 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,920 Speaker 2: got to get trapped in an avalanche. That's step one 373 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,080 Speaker 2: of my bucket lists. And then step two is hope 374 00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:49,919 Speaker 2: that Saint Bernard's are in America and that the barrel 375 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,480 Speaker 2: thing isn't just a conceit from merry melodies. 376 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,680 Speaker 1: Oh man, I love honestly. 377 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:58,440 Speaker 3: Look, there's nothing stopping us Scottie from putting a marrel 378 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,800 Speaker 3: of whiskey on Zelda's neck. Do you know what I mean? 379 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:05,120 Speaker 3: Like for the live show. Oh I could have, I can. 380 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,480 Speaker 1: I'll go online right now. 381 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:07,400 Speaker 2: Let's try to do it. 382 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,320 Speaker 3: If there is a barrel that is whiskey in it, 383 00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:13,840 Speaker 3: and then Zelda would be so excited to jump up 384 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,679 Speaker 3: in your lap during the show and give you drinks 385 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:17,639 Speaker 3: from her little barrel. 386 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,680 Speaker 2: I will drink whiskey from your dog's neck barrel any 387 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:23,000 Speaker 2: day of the week. I will do it every day 388 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:25,760 Speaker 2: until the great quar ends. Man, that would be so 389 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:30,399 Speaker 2: fun the live show dog neck barrel. Oh you're googling 390 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,040 Speaker 2: neck barrel? Now? 391 00:19:31,119 --> 00:19:32,440 Speaker 1: Yeah? Dog neck barrel? 392 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:32,880 Speaker 2: Oh? 393 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:40,840 Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah s with brass hoops thirty five dollars. 394 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,280 Speaker 2: Worth every penny now boom bow. 395 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,520 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a big doing it. You're gonna get drunk. 396 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:46,240 Speaker 1: You are good. 397 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,360 Speaker 2: I love getting drunk. It's one of my greatest skills. 398 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:49,560 Speaker 2: It's half my personality. 399 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,440 Speaker 1: Hey guess where I'm buying it from? 400 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,440 Speaker 3: Scottie Barrels online. 401 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,760 Speaker 2: Oh, the number one source for mail delivered barrels. 402 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:05,560 Speaker 3: Barrels Man, I cannot believe that this is engraved text 403 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,800 Speaker 3: or logo. When selecting a gravy, you can just write 404 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,159 Speaker 3: text to be engraved in the instruction box or upload 405 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:10,800 Speaker 3: an image. 406 00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:14,840 Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes, is that extra? That's free? Scottie. 407 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,639 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you must just gonna say just now. I 408 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:20,160 Speaker 2: feel like if you and I ever get to do 409 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,840 Speaker 2: this at a big music festival when we're not recording, 410 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,280 Speaker 2: I think we should dress like Saint Bernard's and wear 411 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,400 Speaker 2: barrels around her neck and just walk around and give 412 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,200 Speaker 2: free whiskey to whoever whoever needs rescuing. 413 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:31,720 Speaker 1: I love this so much. 414 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:36,840 Speaker 2: At Coachella, everybody in Coachella wears as little clothing as possible. 415 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:40,040 Speaker 2: I'm gonna wear a Saint Bernard costume and a neck barrel, 416 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:44,320 Speaker 2: Saint Bernard whiskey barrel, and you watch we watch how 417 00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:44,800 Speaker 2: many people? 418 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,120 Speaker 3: You got to go to a better, a cooler one 419 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:51,199 Speaker 3: than Coachella because Coachella has the dumb like area that 420 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,480 Speaker 3: you can drink in and you can't bring your drinks. 421 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,920 Speaker 1: Out, which is bogus. 422 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,920 Speaker 3: It's totally insane for a music festival to have. 423 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,280 Speaker 1: Okay, but I guess it's because it's all ages. 424 00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:03,480 Speaker 3: But yeah, we gotta go to a good old fashioned 425 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,320 Speaker 3: music festival that sounds are. 426 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:08,200 Speaker 2: Well. 427 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:11,720 Speaker 3: Your barrel is on its way, so I pumped. I'm 428 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,880 Speaker 3: doing I'm psych too, Scottie, Thank you so much. 429 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:14,440 Speaker 1: That was fun. 430 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:17,720 Speaker 2: You got a bud live show Bananas live dot com. 431 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:20,560 Speaker 2: It's February six. You can buy tickets and watch us 432 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,440 Speaker 2: do a live version of Bananas up until the day curtain. 433 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,200 Speaker 2: I'll be there. There'll be some there'll be some high jinks. 434 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,520 Speaker 2: There'll be a dog with a barrel and whiskey. It's 435 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,800 Speaker 2: going to be a great time. Tell your friends party 436 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:43,360 Speaker 2: with us. It'll be wonderful. Bananas Bananas. 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