1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,720 Speaker 1: Scientists have discovered that you can tell how good a 2 00:00:02,759 --> 00:00:07,160 Speaker 1: guy is at bedroom athletics. Wow, just by looking at him. 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:10,520 Speaker 1: Wait to find out how the Jewel show This is 4 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:12,840 Speaker 1: for real? And I found this article yesterday. Well, I 5 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 1: was online shopping for shoes, which is tough for me 6 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:20,000 Speaker 1: because I wear size twenty seven. Yeah, and it's tough 7 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:23,159 Speaker 1: for me to type because my hands are huge. That 8 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:26,720 Speaker 1: doesn't always mean something, or does it. We're about to 9 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 1: find out because while I was typing with my really 10 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:33,559 Speaker 1: huge hands looking for shoes for my enormous feat I 11 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 1: found the study that scientists did when they were doing 12 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,239 Speaker 1: some scienceing around town, and it found out that you 13 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:43,239 Speaker 1: can identify how good a man is at passiontivities. That, 14 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,600 Speaker 1: by the way, is the words passion and activities combined 15 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 1: into one word. Because but you can find out how 16 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,239 Speaker 1: good a man is in bed just by looking at 17 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,479 Speaker 1: some of their physical features. All right, let's get let's 18 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,120 Speaker 1: get started. You always feel like it's a myth because 19 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 1: you hear the thing that I was joking about big feet, 20 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 1: big hands and things like that. You always hear those things. 21 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:03,080 Speaker 1: Is that an actual reality, scientific proof? Which I don't 22 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:06,399 Speaker 1: even know how they got to this, Yeah, and how 23 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:08,720 Speaker 1: they did the study. Why probably was a fun study 24 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 1: to do or a woman maybe for everybody? Everybody, Sorry 25 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:19,399 Speaker 1: that bad women and the men involved and the scientists 26 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:21,759 Speaker 1: standing behind them with a clipbo everybody, because everybody would 27 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:24,280 Speaker 1: have enjoyed that. Yes, it was so. Here are the 28 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:27,880 Speaker 1: top traits that a man will have, according to science, 29 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:31,640 Speaker 1: if he's good in the bedroom. Okay, high cheek bones. 30 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:35,120 Speaker 1: I like high cheekbones. It's a forty nine percent chance 31 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 1: that they will be better in the bedroom than someone without. Hi, 32 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 1: why do you like high cheekbones? It doesn't they're pretty. 33 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,920 Speaker 1: Does that make your face like more slender? It just 34 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 1: gives you like good contour on your face. Oh okay, 35 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:46,959 Speaker 1: so like dim pools and stuff? No, No, like like 36 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:50,040 Speaker 1: the shadow right ennerneath your cheekbone. Okay, it's like a 37 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 1: good cheap bone. I definitely don't feel in my cheek bones. 38 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 1: I have like a I don't know what my face 39 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:57,720 Speaker 1: shape is. Um so's it's it's kind of a circle, 40 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 1: that's what mine is. I like to call it because 41 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 1: it's kind of puggish. Ug. I can't really see cheekbones 42 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:06,160 Speaker 1: on your face actually, because puffy cheeks. So okay, you 43 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:10,800 Speaker 1: don't really No, No, they're puffy like down is that 44 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 1: what they're called. Yeah, I mean I'm just saying jowls. 45 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think you have a fuffy face. No, okay, No, 46 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,440 Speaker 1: well I don't don't think you have like prominent cheekbones. Yeah. 47 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:21,680 Speaker 1: All right, well time for me to get some cheekbones surgery. 48 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 1: I guess another trait that a guy will have if 49 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:28,200 Speaker 1: he's good in the bedroom. And again we're not talking 50 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 1: about making the bed that's unattainable, ladies. Um, if he's 51 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,799 Speaker 1: good in the bedroom, he will also have glasses. There's 52 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 1: a fifty one percent chapter he will be better in 53 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 1: the bedroom if he's wears glasses. No, no, because then 54 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 1: you can't see anything that's going on. Remember, this isn't 55 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,160 Speaker 1: like something that's a turn on. This is like something 56 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,800 Speaker 1: that is a sign that they will be better. So 57 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:48,360 Speaker 1: someone that has bad eyesight pretty much. Yeah, seriously, So 58 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:51,679 Speaker 1: if you have a lasic surgery, he still probably counts. Yes, 59 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 1: it does. Okay, So I got it is weird. I 60 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,919 Speaker 1: don't have the high cheek bones, but I got lasic. Yeah. 61 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,239 Speaker 1: So there's a lot of guys that are going to 62 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:00,560 Speaker 1: be running out to buy fake glasses right now? Small 63 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:04,959 Speaker 1: feet actually small feet, small feet, but it just means 64 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 1: that you're good at bedroom activities. It doesn't mean right 65 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,880 Speaker 1: right right, which I mean for some people that's good. 66 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:12,560 Speaker 1: For some people maybe that's not what they want. But 67 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 1: small feet apparently means you will be good in the bedroom. Yeah, 68 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 1: I agree, I like it. Yep, I think so. Do 69 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,680 Speaker 1: you know why I think that is? I think it's 70 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 1: because people with small feet have small equipment. Therefore they 71 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:25,480 Speaker 1: have to try harder, therefore they're better. That's exactly what 72 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:28,360 Speaker 1: I always say. As an average I'm the voice of 73 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 1: the average man. Slightly well if that, yeah, thank you 74 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 1: very much. I'm the voice of the average dude. And 75 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,680 Speaker 1: I always say average dudes way better to date ladies 76 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:41,040 Speaker 1: than hot guys, because hot guys they get, you know, 77 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 1: they don't appreciate, they don't being given the opportunity to 78 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:49,040 Speaker 1: be in the bedroom with you. They have many opportunities 79 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 1: throughout their life. How people get everything, so they're just like, yeah, whatever, 80 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 1: If you don't want it, though, I just go down 81 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 1: the street and find someone else he wants it. If 82 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:57,160 Speaker 1: you seen my abs, every single one of them, you 83 00:03:57,160 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 1: want to meet them, But average dude, they work harder. Yes, 84 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 1: do you know they will make sure that you know 85 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:06,040 Speaker 1: that they are thankful. They might even give you a 86 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 1: thank you card after mail it. They'll go home, buy 87 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,400 Speaker 1: a thank you card, write in it with an actual 88 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 1: pin and mail it to you. Within guy's gonna do that. No, 89 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:18,800 Speaker 1: they're not so small feet. Apparently there are fifty three 90 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:21,760 Speaker 1: percent chance that they are a better lover if a 91 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:23,720 Speaker 1: man has small feet. I feel like I've been led 92 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:27,160 Speaker 1: to my whole life about footside. That's not the last 93 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 1: one on this list that will surprise you. We're going 94 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 1: over the top physical features men have to determine if 95 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,680 Speaker 1: they are good in the bedroom. The rest of the 96 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:37,239 Speaker 1: list is next. It's a Jewel show, The Jewel Show 97 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:40,839 Speaker 1: on Demand. Right in the middle of the most important 98 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 1: scientific study ever made, the Jewel Show, scientists have discovered 99 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,080 Speaker 1: that you can tell how good a guy is at 100 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:51,039 Speaker 1: bedroom athletics just by looking at him. So far, we've 101 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 1: discovered that men who have high cheekbones, small feet, or 102 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:57,760 Speaker 1: if they wear glasses are scientifically better when it comes 103 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,760 Speaker 1: to the bedroom stuff. And remember this, this isn't physical 104 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,840 Speaker 1: features that you find attractive. They just correlate to their 105 00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:07,040 Speaker 1: ability in the bedroom. All right, let's continue the scientific 106 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:10,280 Speaker 1: journey and find out exactly how undateable English evan is 107 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:18,640 Speaker 1: a trail of hair, no t a trail of hair 108 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:22,520 Speaker 1: from their belly button. Snail trail. That's called what does 109 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:27,400 Speaker 1: that called snail trail? It's not happy for me. Yeah, 110 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,680 Speaker 1: I don't like her. Well, apparently there's a fifty eight 111 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,720 Speaker 1: percent chance that they are better in the bedroom if 112 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,520 Speaker 1: a dude has a happy trail. See what dude doesn't 113 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,080 Speaker 1: have a happy trail? There are some that don't I have. 114 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:39,719 Speaker 1: I'm a hairy I'm super Hairyven do you have a 115 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:42,719 Speaker 1: happy trail? I do? But I I shave, yeah, and 116 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:45,279 Speaker 1: like also, I tend to shave my chest. I send 117 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:47,839 Speaker 1: you like shake my arm, p I like that. I 118 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 1: like hairless men. Yeah, I shave everything. It takes me 119 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 1: an hour and a half if I want to like shave, 120 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,200 Speaker 1: So I shave in a different bathroom a lot because 121 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,960 Speaker 1: there's just hair everywhere and it's painter and they're all 122 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,880 Speaker 1: my stuff's there. Because I have to have all kinds 123 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:02,920 Speaker 1: of different tools to shave. Tools. And I'll tell Alex 124 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,320 Speaker 1: because we're married. By the way, if he didn't know 125 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,760 Speaker 1: that the show, I'll tell Alex when I'm gonna go 126 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,880 Speaker 1: shave and it. She'd be like, all right, I'll see 127 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:13,800 Speaker 1: you like an hour getting forever. I got him to shaver, 128 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:17,159 Speaker 1: like to shaves back. Oh god, yeah, it's like long yeah, 129 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:21,880 Speaker 1: harry back. Yeah, not that hairy stuff that's he doesn't 130 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:23,800 Speaker 1: he doesn't have a grilla back, okay, but it's just 131 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,880 Speaker 1: slightly hairy and he doesn't like it. So I'm like, no, here, 132 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,640 Speaker 1: you shave your back by yourself. And it's like, you know, 133 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,440 Speaker 1: one of those scrubber things like in the shower. It's 134 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:33,599 Speaker 1: extendable razor. Yeah, I love it. Largest it is. I 135 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,800 Speaker 1: love it because one of my biggest fears is to 136 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:37,640 Speaker 1: have a huge hairy back when I'm out. That's one 137 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:41,040 Speaker 1: of your biggest I hate it. If I just get 138 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:42,720 Speaker 1: a little bit of hair, I have to go shave 139 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:44,440 Speaker 1: it off in the ya. I get this little tuft 140 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:48,000 Speaker 1: in the middle of my shoulder blades bugs me. But 141 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,599 Speaker 1: there are some women who love dudes with a lot 142 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:52,960 Speaker 1: of body I got for real, yeah, and they were like, oh, 143 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,040 Speaker 1: he's a manly man. I hate hair, Like, no, it's 144 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:58,800 Speaker 1: not a manly man. He's partly an animal. Yeah, no, 145 00:06:58,839 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 1: it's nasty. Yeah, so they're sorry. There's a fifty eight 146 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:03,120 Speaker 1: percent chance, though, they're a better lover if they have 147 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:06,840 Speaker 1: a happy trail hair color. Okay, okay, here we go, 148 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:11,600 Speaker 1: we go. If they have brown hair, according to scientists, 149 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:14,240 Speaker 1: there's a fifty nine percent chance that that dude will 150 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:16,720 Speaker 1: be better in the bedroom than someone with another color hair. 151 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,840 Speaker 1: Brown hair, Where did show up? Did they even show 152 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:22,560 Speaker 1: up on the test? There even mentioned nobody with red hair, 153 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,640 Speaker 1: brown hair? They don't exist in the bedroom. It's cool. 154 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,560 Speaker 1: I think I have dark brown hair. Do you think 155 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:30,800 Speaker 1: I think you is more black? I think it's more gray. Well, 156 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:35,520 Speaker 1: that's because the next thing on the list, I know 157 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:38,600 Speaker 1: I do have this. Again, we're going over a scientific 158 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:42,480 Speaker 1: report of the top physical features that men who are 159 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:46,400 Speaker 1: better in the bedroom half tattoos. I have them a 160 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:51,360 Speaker 1: sixty chance they're a better lover if they have tattoos. 161 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:55,200 Speaker 1: Definitely agree. Why do you think that is because they're unafraid? 162 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:58,080 Speaker 1: That's what I thought, too will take risks. Yeah, you're 163 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:59,680 Speaker 1: willing to do things to their body that they may 164 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:03,280 Speaker 1: never cover from. They're okay with being themselves and you know, 165 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:07,480 Speaker 1: not conforming to society or their parents not wanting them 166 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,120 Speaker 1: to get a tattoo. Yeah, my gosh, there's some insight 167 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:15,200 Speaker 1: into your lives. Definitely, definitely better lovers. It's a top 168 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:18,160 Speaker 1: physical characteristics that guys will have that you can tell 169 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,000 Speaker 1: if they are good in the bedroom or not. Yeah. 170 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,760 Speaker 1: This is done by scientists, and they actually went to 171 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:24,280 Speaker 1: school to be a scientist. Exactly, you stood in a 172 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,920 Speaker 1: lab and watched people, I guess do that and go, 173 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:29,600 Speaker 1: that guy's really good. It's got brown hair. That's the 174 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,480 Speaker 1: fourth brown hair when we've got in here today, that 175 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:33,720 Speaker 1: that other brown hair guy do a good job. Yeah, okay, 176 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:38,400 Speaker 1: great brown hair. Guys broad shoulders, Oh yeah, if they 177 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,880 Speaker 1: have broad shoulders, apparently they're better in the bedroom. I 178 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:43,199 Speaker 1: have very broad shoulders and very muscular, so I can 179 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:47,280 Speaker 1: see the comparisons why we might be better. I can 180 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:49,800 Speaker 1: speak on behalf of them. No, I'm just kind of questioning, 181 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:53,200 Speaker 1: really how the scientific study point down. This isn't like 182 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:56,040 Speaker 1: things that you like. It's just if they have it right, 183 00:08:56,240 --> 00:09:00,280 Speaker 1: more of a chance. Dude, So, who who has small eat, 184 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:07,160 Speaker 1: brown hair? Tattoos? Yes, shoulders, broad shoulders, A happy trail 185 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:10,520 Speaker 1: that sounds like high cheek bones. Yeah, this is why 186 00:09:10,559 --> 00:09:12,960 Speaker 1: a weird build a character in a game. It's so weird. 187 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,000 Speaker 1: There is probably something else like that, and they're probably 188 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:17,120 Speaker 1: like and they're probably in line getting coffee right now. 189 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,079 Speaker 1: If someone's listening to this looking at them like, oh 190 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,920 Speaker 1: my god, oh my god, I definitely have to ask 191 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:25,680 Speaker 1: that guy's number right now. Heads, super small feet, he's 192 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:28,640 Speaker 1: got tiny little feet in these huge shoulders, and his 193 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:31,000 Speaker 1: cheek bones are all the way this far ahead. He's 194 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,000 Speaker 1: a really weird looking guy. But that guy's going to 195 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,440 Speaker 1: be a beast in the bedroom. Yeah, these are the 196 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:39,080 Speaker 1: top qualities that a guy will have physical characteristics that 197 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,560 Speaker 1: you can tell if they are going to be a 198 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:45,360 Speaker 1: better LoVa piercings seventy percent. There's a seventy percent chance 199 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,800 Speaker 1: they'll be better in the bedroom than guys without piercings. Evan, 200 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,559 Speaker 1: do you have any piercings? I do have an ear piercing. 201 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,720 Speaker 1: You have one ear piercing. I have one ear piercing 202 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:55,040 Speaker 1: in my cartilage. Okay, Jubil, are you have any perconings? Well, 203 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:57,679 Speaker 1: doesn't used to having piercings count because I used to 204 00:09:57,679 --> 00:09:59,480 Speaker 1: have my ears pierce I think that counts either of 205 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:02,240 Speaker 1: you guys had experience with the Prince Albert. No, I've 206 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,079 Speaker 1: thought about getting one though. I thought about it one time. 207 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:07,400 Speaker 1: You should really Yeah, why not have you experienced that before? No? Okay, 208 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:13,360 Speaker 1: that's okay, some stuff, all right. I mean that's a piercing. 209 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:16,719 Speaker 1: That scares me. Let's do it. I don't think it's 210 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:21,320 Speaker 1: that easy. It's easy, it's not. It's gonna really Yeah, 211 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:24,319 Speaker 1: she's like it's fine. I feel like it would hurt. 212 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:27,280 Speaker 1: That's not supposed to fine though, Okay, it's a piercing. 213 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:30,880 Speaker 1: You guys popped out two kids with no drugs. I 214 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,360 Speaker 1: feel like this will be up there with that. Yeah, 215 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:39,640 Speaker 1: that's really not even wolse m And another physical characteristic, 216 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:42,640 Speaker 1: according to this scientific study, that men will have if 217 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:47,040 Speaker 1: they are better lovers, is a beard. A beard, I 218 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,040 Speaker 1: mean definitely would like to have a five o'clock shadow. Yeah, 219 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:52,920 Speaker 1: I like the look rather than a baby face because 220 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,400 Speaker 1: that's not cute. No, I feel like most women like 221 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,240 Speaker 1: a little bit of facial hair. Yeah, but like a 222 00:10:57,240 --> 00:11:00,160 Speaker 1: full on beard. Right, So you're saying you don't like 223 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:05,439 Speaker 1: dudes with the big mountain man beards. Clean shaven's bad too, Seriously, 224 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:08,240 Speaker 1: Jewel shaved his face one time, like after a year 225 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:10,400 Speaker 1: and a half was dating, and he walked in because 226 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,040 Speaker 1: he had to shave it for like a like a 227 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,160 Speaker 1: movie that he was playing it, and I was like, 228 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,000 Speaker 1: oh my god, don't ever do that a gas like 229 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:23,640 Speaker 1: it's a child. Yeah, no, I'm sorry. And my beard 230 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:26,320 Speaker 1: hair is so coarse it literally gives me splinters if 231 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,680 Speaker 1: I rub my hands across it's, of course my mouse. 232 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,720 Speaker 1: It's like really thick. So sometimes I like if Alex 233 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:36,840 Speaker 1: and I kiss for making out right, we're doing that, guys, 234 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,200 Speaker 1: come on, but you know, you get that little makeout 235 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,280 Speaker 1: rash that happens when you have stuff I do not you. Well, 236 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,840 Speaker 1: she does, but it hurt her so bad. She's like, 237 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:47,720 Speaker 1: I just can't even kiss. You just don't come. And 238 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,120 Speaker 1: I'm like, I understand. So she would rather endure that 239 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:54,320 Speaker 1: pain than maybe yeah clean shaven. It does. It does. 240 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,120 Speaker 1: I mean sometimes it pokes me so hard my eyes 241 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,160 Speaker 1: start watering. Oh my god, Joe, are we still talking 242 00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:58,800 Speaker 1: about my beard