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Speaker 1: Damn he hog, it's time for donkeys. I me ain't

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Speaker 1: trying to be dounky today no more. They should be

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Speaker 1: embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these

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Speaker 1: the donkey of the day today? Well, jess hilarious Donkey

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Speaker 1: of the day for Wednesday, September twentieth It is September twentieth, Right, Yes,

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Speaker 1: September twentieth goes to six Santo Ame University students who

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Speaker 1: have been expelled from said university. Now, stories like this

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Speaker 1: make me feel like we really are in a multiverse,

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Speaker 1: and it's quite possible that a lot of things we

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Speaker 1: live on. I'm serious when I say this, people, I

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Speaker 1: believe there are multiple feeds being broadcasted at once from

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Speaker 1: several different earphasis because sometimes you see things and you like,

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Speaker 1: those aren't the same kind of humans that I share

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Speaker 1: space with, not on this third rock from the Sun.

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Speaker 1: They from a planet Earth, just not the one we are.

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Speaker 1: Because I can't think of any possible reason why six

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Speaker 1: students attending a University of Higher Learning would do what

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Speaker 1: these young men did, at least not this era. Okay.

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Speaker 1: If you born in the nineteen hundreds, like I am,

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Speaker 1: nineteen hundred and seventy eight to be exact, then you

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Speaker 1: know the eighties, nineties, early two thousands, whole different world.

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Speaker 1: Oh it was a wild time. Okay. What these men did, though,

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Speaker 1: I personally believe, would make some of the worst of

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Speaker 1: us from that era crunch. Okay, I believe what these

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Speaker 1: six young men did would make anybody who was wilden say,

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Speaker 1: y'all went too far, not just went too far, but

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Speaker 1: Remember when adults would say that after us as kids,

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Speaker 1: that boy need his head examined. Okay, what's wrong with

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Speaker 1: his brain? Y'all got to take him to go see

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Speaker 1: somebody in retrospect, I believe they was talking about a therapist. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so salute all of us who eventually went to go

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Speaker 1: see somebody. But these six individuals really need a psychological

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Speaker 1: they did is despicable. But and you know it's despicable

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Speaker 1: I end up fitting everywhere. Let's go to FBC offer

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Speaker 1: the report. Police.

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Speaker 2: Santo ma Merro University has expelled several students after footage

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Speaker 2: of them went viral this week. The Brazilian university saw

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Speaker 2: male's students from the indoor football team sitting on the

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Speaker 2: sidelines watching the women's volleyball team with their pants around

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Speaker 2: their ankles. After the team won the volleyball championship, the

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Speaker 2: players stormed the court and appeared to perform a group

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Speaker 2: masturbation celebration, where the half naked group of students paraded

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Speaker 2: around the gym, touching their genitalia as those in the

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Speaker 2: stands looked on in disgust. Sal Camillo University confirmed the

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Speaker 2: incident originally took place in April. However, footage of the

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Speaker 2: moment went viral over the weekend. The Santo Amaro University

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Speaker 2: announced six students had been expelled this week, but did

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Speaker 2: not name them. For FBCR News eight, I'm Wayne.

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Speaker 1: Kerr FBCR Fake breakfast club report, real story, just a

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Speaker 1: fake news report, real story, true story. It's not a

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Speaker 1: real news day. You understand what I'm saying. Here right, yes, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Six male students sitting on the sidelines watching the women's

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Speaker 1: celebratory circle jerk, a synchronized five finger shuffle, a board

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Speaker 1: of buffing the vampire slayers. Okay, how many males does

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Speaker 1: it take to make prel jam? Apparently six? And I,

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Speaker 1: And now what's nuts about this is these people, according

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Speaker 1: an NY fashion week for world leaders, right. They just

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Speaker 1: his fashion week, just under the guys of politics. But

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Speaker 1: permanent decision was they're expelled. I don't know what the

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Speaker 1: don't know how things are in Brazil with public master demeanor.

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Speaker 1: but even greater than that. I simply don't trust you.

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Speaker 1: Why would I trust you to be a productive member

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Speaker 1: And y'all decided to audition the finger puppets in public

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Speaker 1: the milkmen. They love scratching Yoda behind the ears. Okay,

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Speaker 1: a bunch of young Jedi's jerking. And they may not

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Speaker 1: American who goes to Santo Amaro University and told us

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Speaker 1: one got that out of this? Yeah, I had to

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Speaker 1: fight something. Bathroom slipping on a seamen bathroom whoa whoa listen, listen,

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Speaker 1: y'all need to get y'all heads examined. Okay, what the

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Speaker 1: hell was you thinking? You weren't thinking? It wasn't crack.

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Speaker 1: It gotta be cracked, all right. Tell me it was drugs,

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Speaker 1: because if it wasn't, humans really might be doomed as

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Speaker 3: I just don't understand, Like you get those people together

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Speaker 1: Not one person said no, let's drop our pants, grab

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Speaker 1: Like not one person. Six people is a lot of

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Speaker 1: we've all the stupid stuff when we were not like that.

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Speaker 3: I ain't no wrong, but being a little gay. Everybody's

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Speaker 1: I don't know where that came from media, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, that's just wow. Is that gay? I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, yes, that's not something black. Hey Shulman, join

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Speaker 3: me in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: I want to be you know, one human resource. It's

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Speaker 3: Like it's just that's great, like something you don't see

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Speaker 3: what your people like. I've never I've never been with

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Speaker 1: Retired from that one. I can retire after that. That

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just I've never seen anybody, you know, with

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Speaker 1: Now that makes me think, right, you and what if

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Speaker 1: But the other one is just like, oh, that's just

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Speaker 1: We'd make we probably make excuse back in the day,

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Speaker 3: But if you had a choice, a choice, if there

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Speaker 3: you would it be? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Boy, man, that shouldn't be a tough one.

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Speaker 3: But like, would you add it a home evasion or

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Speaker 3: would you you and your man like.

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Speaker 1: One is perverted and immature and disgusting, but one could

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Speaker 1: How about that? Choose not there. I have no reason

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Speaker 1: you by the law office of Michael slam and Soft.

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Speaker 1: Don't be a donkey. Dob pound two fifty on yourself

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Speaker 1: and say the bull. If you've been hurting a construction accident,

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Speaker 1: that's pound two five oh from yourself and say the bull.

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