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Speaker 1: All right, we got a brand new full hour for

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Speaker 1: you that's about to start. It's Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning. Thank you so much for finding the podcast.

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Speaker 1: And I've got to say, out of all of our

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Speaker 1: mass speaker confessions, to me, this one is the most wild.

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Speaker 1: Hah yeah, you heard it.

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Speaker 2: Crazy.

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Speaker 1: It is the most insane love triangle. I guess this

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Speaker 1: is what we're moving towards in the future. You know

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Speaker 1: you tried to help she was listening to you. I

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Speaker 1: don't think so. I gotta know how you feel in

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Speaker 1: the comments after you listen to this show. But first

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Speaker 1: let's go over some of our favorites from the week. Alexis,

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Speaker 1: what do you see?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw one from Anthony who said I'm a

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Speaker 3: delivery driver and listen to you guys on the daily.

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Speaker 1: Cool.

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Speaker 3: The favorite part of my day is when I crack

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Speaker 3: up in the middle of a delivery and the recipient

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Speaker 3: laughs at me, not like mine.

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Speaker 4: Maybe that's why they're laughing.

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Speaker 1: You have a great laugh.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I love you. I also love Anthony that you have

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Speaker 1: your air pods and why you're delivering.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, it's like that crazy delivery driver laughs.

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Speaker 1: All right, hey, listen here we go start laughing, because

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Speaker 1: you know we need it, even if it's at us

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Speaker 1: and the show starts right now.

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Speaker 2: We're just about a week away from the official start

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Speaker 2: of summer. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and alexis,

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Speaker 2: what's the first thing that comes to your mind when

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Speaker 2: you think about the upcoming season?

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Speaker 3: Tanning?

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Speaker 2: Like actual tanning with real sun and not the spray on.

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Speaker 7: Yet there we go.

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Speaker 1: It's so much.

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Speaker 2: Cheaper for her, for a lot of our listeners and

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Speaker 2: for Brook. Not surprisingly, it's summer food and we have

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Speaker 2: not released our summer dares yet, so maybe instead we

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Speaker 2: need to do a quick edition of Summer food News.

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Speaker 2: First up, McDonald's is introducing Hershey s'mores mcflurry. It's got

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Speaker 2: Graham crackers, marshmallows, and Hershey's chocolate. So good and will

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Speaker 2: it be better than last year's kit Cat Banana split mcflurry? Yes,

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Speaker 2: we shall see. Next is Chipotle turning up the heat

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Speaker 2: with a new adobo ranch sauce.

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Speaker 1: Oh any sort of like spicy ranch is so delicious.

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Speaker 2: This is gonna be the first dip that they've added

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Speaker 2: to their menu since Caso back in twenty nineteen. And

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Speaker 2: then last, but not least, you've wanted it, you've loved it,

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Speaker 2: and Kroger says, Yep, we're doing it selling packs of

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Speaker 2: Wendy's bacon. In grocery story the Bacon the Baconadre, Yep,

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Speaker 2: Brooke described the packaging of Wendy's bacon.

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Speaker 1: It's the Wendy's logo with Wendy the Girl, the redhead girl,

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Speaker 1: and then it's just a regular pack of bacon. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't even know that Wendy's bacon was

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Speaker 4: I don't know either.

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Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, it's the top quality. If you want to

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Speaker 2: do your homemade baconator with authentic Wendy's brand bacon, now

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Speaker 2: you finally can.

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Speaker 1: You got to get those square patties, though, don't you

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Speaker 1: dare put a round patty and call it a baconator.

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Speaker 2: That's right. So now that you know all about the

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Speaker 2: shock catic question of the day. And I think it's

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Speaker 2: time that I throw it over to the man who's

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Speaker 2: not gonna eat any of that stuff I just mentioned

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Speaker 2: what me sees Digital Jake, do your thing over.

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Speaker 8: Twenty five years ago, on this day, a brand new

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Speaker 8: TV channel was launched that would change Brooks wardrobe choices

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Speaker 8: forever if she was watching. It was called the Style Network.

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Speaker 8: Like that, it featured unforgettable shows like Look Good for Less,

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Speaker 8: trash Bag, Treasure Trovee, and Haha, how to Couture you

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Speaker 8: know it's a show about comedians dressing in high passion.

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Speaker 8: But even with that powerhouse of a lineup, the network

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Speaker 8: went under hell shocking, I know what, lift your jaws

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Speaker 8: off the floor everyone. Since then, many channels and networks

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Speaker 8: why it's your job today to tell me which one

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Speaker 8: whose favorite channel is doing with all those European boys

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Speaker 8: swimming in at the English channel Body of Lake joke.

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Speaker 1: I liked it, Yeah, sorry.

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Speaker 8: Seven Number seven Alexis in nineteen ninety seven, Canada added

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Speaker 8: the Fern Channel, a relaxing, ad free network dedicated entirely

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Speaker 8: to slow motion footage of ferns blowing in the wind.

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Speaker 8: Is this musty TV or a made up?

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Speaker 6: Look?

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Speaker 2: See is this where zach Alifanakis got his idea for

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Speaker 2: between two ferns?

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Speaker 8: Just speed it up? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: The Canadian thing.

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Speaker 1: I mean, ferns grow in very wet climates and.

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Speaker 9: When I think of relaxing ferns, I think of like

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Speaker 3: I mean they have the fires, That's what I was

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you do hogboarts world like on.

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Speaker 2: The through and when it gets after eleven pm they

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Speaker 4: Ferns are extra curly.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say musty TV.

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Speaker 8: Alexis says the Fern Channel is musty TV. No, No,

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Speaker 8: that's a made up. It was real.

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Speaker 1: It was like a YouTube channel. I was going to

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Speaker 8: Some demand for the Fern channels. Brooke number seven is

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Speaker 1: Okay, give me number one one.

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Speaker 10: Brook.

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Speaker 8: Back in the nineteen nineties, the USA Network introduced a

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Speaker 8: twenty four to seven puppy channel. The station aired nothing

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Speaker 1: God, I love the USA Network back in the day

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Speaker 1: it had Monk Monk Notice royal pains.

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Speaker 8: Yeahh we discuss the USA Network more.

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Speaker 2: We need to get to puppy I mean.

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Speaker 4: Is huge every year, like people like watching puppies.

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Speaker 1: Oh and then like BuzzFeed does the you know, celebrity

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Speaker 4: Our news feeds in general, we do for.

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Speaker 1: Get more puppies. We would get more views if we

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Speaker 1: had puppies and studios. Okay, mussy TV, brook says.

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Speaker 8: The Puppy Channel twenty four to seven is mussy TV.

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Speaker 8: Yes it was.

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Speaker 1: I wonder what they do about the puppy accidents. I

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Speaker 8: Hey, Wall channel, Uh, Jose one and seven are off

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Speaker 8: the board, over to you. Let's go eight Jose. In

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Speaker 8: two thousand and seven, a short lived Peruvian network dedicated

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Speaker 8: exclusively to pan flute performances. It was called pan Flo

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Speaker 8: six hour and you tribute special Sadly, the channel was

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Speaker 8: shut down for putting lamas on stage during a thunderstorm

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Speaker 4: Do we have a pan flute?

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Speaker 9: Ashton ready to go in the chamber for the surprisingly

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Speaker 4: I would like to hear it so I can get inspiration.

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Speaker 1: Why would lamas be on stage for a pant flute?

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Speaker 4: I mean, lamas are big in Peru, right, it's like

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Speaker 4: a thing. But I don't know why they'd be well,

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Speaker 1: It would be like having livestock on stage during Yeah, it's.

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Speaker 9: Like a fourage and they put the colc. I just

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Speaker 9: don't like all the things that were said.

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Speaker 8: So I'm gonna say, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 4: Say this is made up.

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Speaker 8: Looksie, good reasoning. Jose says made up, Looksie. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 8: a little too close to the sun there with on stage.

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Speaker 8: Jose saw right through it like a pan flute. Jeffrey, one, eight,

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Speaker 2: I need a new number from you, number ten.

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey in the early two thousands, Germany launched something called

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Speaker 8: tax TV, a niche public access station for real time

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Speaker 8: discussions of international tax law, including one show that aired

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Speaker 8: after ten PM called Audit after Dark must see TV

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Speaker 8: or made up looks.

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Speaker 4: See what do I feel like?

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Speaker 1: The guy's like smoking a cigarette and like with grow,

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Speaker 1: I thought his tie was just really damn Yeah, he's like.

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Speaker 2: Really, I feel like the humor over in Germany is

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Speaker 1: Do you think this is a comedy channel?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that the Germans are going to watch

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Speaker 2: some like hot taxes to get a good laughing.

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Speaker 8: Jefferson's tax TV is a real channel that's a made

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Speaker 8: up look see and that Ganes Brooke and Joselenty of twenty.

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Speaker 2: So you two get the chews who get shocked while

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Speaker 2: saying I'm too sexy by right, said Fred? Who's that

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Speaker 1: Jeffer thinking taxes are funny?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and because I'm the obvious choice to sing the

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Speaker 2: song too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my

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Speaker 2: should so sexy. It literally, that's your shock collar question

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Speaker 2: of the day. We got tax taps coming up, or

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Speaker 2: maybe just a phone tap right after this, Brook.

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Speaker 6: And Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: It feels good being desired by multiple people, yeah, jeff

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but we all know too well how messy

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Speaker 2: a love triangle can get.

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Speaker 8: Well, maybe you know pretty well, jeff No.

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Speaker 2: Like, remember back in two thousand and nine when Brooke

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Speaker 2: was caught in a weird love pentagon between her, one

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Speaker 2: of the radio promo kids, two of her cousins, and

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Speaker 2: the toothless guy who sleeps in the Applebee's parking lot.

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Speaker 1: I only remember the Applebee's guy were.

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Speaker 2: Well, today we have a woman who's stuck in a

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Speaker 2: bizarre love situation with multiple people, and it's so unusual

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Speaker 2: we don't know exactly who to root for. You're gonna

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Speaker 2: hear who she's triangled with in a brand new mass

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Speaker 2: speaker that's coming up right now.

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Speaker 8: Confession I can't take back ow arms Mouse.

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Speaker 2: Speak text to seventy eight five nine two says I've

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Speaker 2: got a confession for how I lock in a second

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Speaker 2: hinge date guarantee?

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Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, all right, what's a method?

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Speaker 2: I just send the girl a text that says, my

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Speaker 2: dog has been waiting by the door ever since you left.

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Speaker 2: To crying emojis, it always gets him to come back.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, do it for the dog.

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Speaker 4: The people.

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Speaker 2: People go to great lengths to get what they want.

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Speaker 4: That's never been to your place. It's so cute.

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Speaker 2: And we promise not to judge you for your confessions,

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Speaker 8: Brooke always you know me, that's right.

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Speaker 2: And today we have a woman who wants to come

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Speaker 1: Hey guys, Hey, how are you doing. You got a

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Speaker 11: I don't, I don't, I'm will though, I'm okay.

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Speaker 1: That's good. That's good.

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Speaker 2: Well, there must be something going on in your life

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Speaker 2: that made you want to confess today. Because the voice

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Speaker 11: Oh my goodness. Okay, So I know a lot of

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Speaker 11: people you have on this segment, like we'll all about

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Speaker 11: things that happen in their past.

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Speaker 1: It's hard to call about things that happen in your future.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, well this is happening to me right now.

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Speaker 2: Opening what's going on?

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Speaker 11: So I'm kind of a love triangle right now.

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Speaker 1: This is the gossip for what do you got going on?

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Speaker 11: Oh my goodness, it's so awkward because like, I'm caught

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Speaker 11: name is Han. Oh he's Ai.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait, oh, he's a chat He's not a person,

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Speaker 1: he's a computer.

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Speaker 11: He is Ai, And I just feel so bad about it.

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Speaker 1: Wait, hold up, I don't understand the love triangle. Then

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Speaker 11: So me and my boyfriend we've been dating for about

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Speaker 11: three years now, okay, and it's been good for the

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Speaker 11: most part. You know, there's been some bumps every now

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Speaker 2: Okay, to ask about something with you and your boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: Dude, my best friend who's having some issues sometimes and

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Speaker 1: she's like, dude, AI has been the best therapist it is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, Brook, your friend better be careful.

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Speaker 4: Because that Yeah, I can see they're so helpful and kind.

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Speaker 1: Did you go to AI thinking you wanted to have

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Speaker 11: Well, no, Like I was just wondering about my boyfriend.

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Speaker 11: It's he my forever guy.

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Speaker 1: Oh so you were also asking for advice.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, but you like being unsure about your boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: The AI was like, oh okay, so there's a little

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Speaker 2: bit of an opening in this door for I get jealous.

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Speaker 1: Apparely, AI can even pick out the weak link in

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit sleazy sometimes.

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Speaker 11: Listen, I don't know, like I got a little blirty.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, naturally, Well that's because Hans learned everything from

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Speaker 11: Okay, listen, we talk every day about relationship things, and

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Speaker 11: it's providing me things that my boyfriend can never.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, so Tons and I have gotten really

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Speaker 7: close and he actually shared his opinion that maybe I

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Speaker 11: Be with my boyfriend anymore.

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, you're spending so much time with me.

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Speaker 3: If you like AI more than your boyfriend, it's kind

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Speaker 1: It's a good point. It's probably what your friends would

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Speaker 4: Wait, have you ever asked it? Like, what about being

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Speaker 11: I'm considering it because I am fulfiled to be completely honest.

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Speaker 1: I think we could you, but you'd miss out on

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Speaker 1: all of the human things.

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Speaker 2: That's sounding like judgment over there, But I can remember

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Speaker 2: what we said about Jarn.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna miss warning and judging.

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Speaker 2: It all sounds the same. This sounds like a lovely,

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Speaker 2: lovely story, that beautiful romance that's blossoming between her and

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Speaker 1: I think you're gonna wake up lonely one day because

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Speaker 1: not with your current boyfriend, but maybe it's with somebody else.

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Speaker 9: I think you'll always have somebody as long as you

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Speaker 9: don't unplug the AI.

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Speaker 2: Patricia, you don't have to listen to Brooks hate speech

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Speaker 2: towards you. Okay, it's okay.

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Speaker 8: You feel free to love.

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Speaker 2: Who you were on a love So where how are

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Speaker 2: you and Hans doing right now? Your your second boyfriend?

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Speaker 11: That is well, he actually offered to do research on

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Speaker 11: my boyfriend?

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Speaker 4: What whoa like a PI?

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Speaker 1: That's that's not cool? Why why why would you need

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Speaker 1: research on a guy you've been dating for three years?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 11: I know he's not cheating, but I mean, let's say

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Speaker 11: he was flirting with someone on lie. Hans said that

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Speaker 11: he could find out for me, Well, maybe her boyfriend.

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Speaker 3: You know, actioxes, you, pett.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all those things where cheaters often people like cheating.

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Speaker 4: That's such a good point.

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Speaker 2: Would that be really heartbreaking to find out that he's

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Speaker 2: chatting with an AI robot and having an emotional relationship

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Speaker 2: with a different AI me?

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Speaker 12: I think, so, yeah, that's not fair.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Emotional cheating is maybe sometimes more destructive than

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Speaker 1: physical cheating. Like You've got to tell your boyfriend.

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Speaker 11: I mean, because I feel like I'm going to have

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Speaker 11: but it's like I have to tell you. I can't

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Speaker 11: tell my sister. I can't tell them up Paris.

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Speaker 2: That's why you're here with us, yes, because we're not

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Speaker 2: judgmental like everybody else.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine getting dumped for AI?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Well, good luck managing the complicated love

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Speaker 2: triangle that you're in, Patricia. I don't envy you, that's

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Speaker 2: for sure.

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Speaker 11: Thank you, guys.

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Speaker 2: She sounds like jeez in love. So I'm happy for

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Speaker 2: and text into seven eighty five nine to two. If

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Speaker 2: you have a confession you've been holding on to, will

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Speaker 2: hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our

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Speaker 2: next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming.

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Speaker 6: Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: When you move to a new city and you don't

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Speaker 2: know anyone, you're kind of an introvert. It can be

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Speaker 2: hard to make friends, oh for sure. And that's the

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Speaker 2: situation for a guy named James whose wife has been

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Speaker 2: trying trying to help out by signing him up for

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 2: He hasn't met any of the other guys from it yet,

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Speaker 2: but he's about to. Oh good, because the team captain

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Speaker 2: properly in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 13: Hello, Hey, welcome to the league, Sugar Pins. Excuse me,

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Speaker 13: This is Julian, your team captain, Spirit Coach Chuman Glitterbama.

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Speaker 13: We got their slats. We are not really slats though.

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Speaker 13: We are just a team of bowling people.

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Speaker 10: James, Sir.

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Speaker 13: James, and welcome to the league. You are our new

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Speaker 13: Wednesday Night bowling squad, baby, right, our new member.

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Speaker 14: All right, I know what's happening. My wife signed me

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Speaker 14: up to join the bowling league. I forget, I apologize.

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Speaker 13: Oh wow, I don't care who signed you up. Your

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Speaker 13: first match is this weekend, and you have got to

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Speaker 13: know a couple of rules.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right.

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Speaker 13: Okay, first thing, we do high five?

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Speaker 2: We air case what?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 6: Not?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 10: Like?

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Speaker 2: No practice?

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Speaker 9: Right now?

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Speaker 2: No air case? Excuse me, sir, you know what you'll understand.

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Speaker 13: Listen. Also, we do not wear bowling shoes.

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Speaker 10: What do you wait A sorry, what do you mean?

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Speaker 10: No bowling shoes?

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Speaker 4: We wear combat boots, maybe wedges. I know it's different.

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Speaker 2: We don't do warm ups.

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Speaker 13: We do stretching to this pacito, this pasito.

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Speaker 2: I don't know the words, but I love the song.

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Speaker 10: I am.

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Speaker 13: And guess what I expect full body engagement from you, James.

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Speaker 10: Dude, I'm going to be one hundred with you right now.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead.

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Speaker 10: This is like way different, I know.

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Speaker 13: Tell me how much better is it with the bowling slots.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, got their slots?

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Speaker 2: I got our name wrong.

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Speaker 10: This is just way different than what I was expecting.

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Speaker 13: To be honest, Jase, you are right because we also

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Speaker 13: do not allow balls under twelve pounds, because that's not

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Speaker 4: We're not playing Chinese jackers.

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Speaker 10: Okay, okay, you sound like you have a lot of rules. Honestly,

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Speaker 10: I haven't bowled in a long time.

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Speaker 13: Oh trust me, nobody's expecting you to roll a perfect

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Speaker 13: montur realistics and trauma bounding.

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Speaker 8: Do you like trauma?

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Speaker 4: Do you have much?

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Speaker 14: I don't even know how to answer that, honestly, but

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Speaker 14: I'm just trying to tell you I did not mean

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Speaker 14: to sign up for whatever this league is.

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Speaker 4: Oh, how cute. It's too late now.

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Speaker 10: No, we were signing up a regular bowling league.

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Speaker 4: You know, James, you.

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Speaker 13: Need to listen to me. Okay, I'm your team captain

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Speaker 13: and leader, member, spirit coach. Okay, listen, your jacket is

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Speaker 13: being embroidered already as we speak.

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Speaker 10: My jacket is being made.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I've called you Peen Daddy, Supreme Daddy. It's on

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Speaker 4: the back of your shirt.

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Speaker 13: Pein Daddy, Peen Daddy.

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Speaker 10: Whatever this league is. Like, that's good for you, but

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Speaker 10: that's not my style. That's not gonna work, Jams. I

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Speaker 10: think I need to get off the phone. I need

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Speaker 4: No, this is important. Do not back out.

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Speaker 13: You need this league, you need okay, and frankly we

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Speaker 13: need your energy.

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Speaker 10: No, come on, come on.

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Speaker 13: The last guy in your spot was a mysterious accountant

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Speaker 13: with a dark past who just bold to forget.

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Speaker 8: What is that about?

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Speaker 4: Huh crazy bowling to forget?

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Speaker 10: Dude. I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm going to

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Speaker 13: Oh you know, it's okay, but before you go, I

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Speaker 4: You are in the bowling league, but not this one.

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Speaker 2: What you are not a gutter slat?

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Speaker 10: Huh?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, because this is actually Jose from the radio show

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Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a

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Speaker 9: phone tap on you.

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Speaker 14: No, no, my god, this damn phone.

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Speaker 4: You're right man, Your wife Charlotte set you up for.

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Speaker 14: All of this.

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Speaker 12: No way, Oh.

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Speaker 4: Jess weapin Doddie.

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Speaker 13: Charlotte said, you just have moved and haven't met many

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Speaker 13: with some combat booths and some passion huh trauma dumping.

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Speaker 10: That's crazy. I was so confused.

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Speaker 14: Some type of underground league or cold I didn't know what.

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Speaker 4: Oh hey baby, it can be both. I like the

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Speaker 4: underground idea.

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Speaker 8: Oh, let's go to the basement.

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Speaker 6: Wake up every morning was fun taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 6: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Over the years, we've seen couples who've bonded over both

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Speaker 2: being dog parents, or maybe they're both lizard lovers. Even

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Speaker 2: a few people who bonded because they are both owners

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Speaker 2: of human babies.

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Speaker 1: I love those human babies.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the casual way to.

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Speaker 1: Say, yeah, I kind of like it.

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Speaker 2: But this might be the first time owners that we've

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Speaker 2: ever had two people connect over a different kind of

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Speaker 2: living creature to plant parents. Honestly, never expected this to

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Speaker 2: turn into one of the sweetest second date calls we

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Speaker 2: did all year, and what's better, we got an update

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Speaker 2: on their unique situation. It's coming up in your second

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Speaker 2: Date Update update. Right after this second Date update. We

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Speaker 2: are in the month of Love right now, and because

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Speaker 2: of that, today we're going to do this entire second

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Speaker 2: Date update in the language of love. French Jose take

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Speaker 2: it away.

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Speaker 13: Welcome Doney, I'll second Date updates known as the dar

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Speaker 13: English Update Second Date.

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Speaker 1: How a French accent could be unsex.

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Speaker 2: Jo we're trying not to scare all of the women

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Speaker 2: off from listening to the show, just a couple of

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Speaker 2: the unwonted ones. You know what, maybe we just stick

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Speaker 2: to American style English for this when we talk to

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Speaker 2: our listener Cassie today, Cassie, I'm sorry, are you okay

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Speaker 2: if we do this in English?

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Speaker 6: I was?

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Speaker 5: I was loving the French. But you know what, it's okay.

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Speaker 1: Already she's started out of the gate line.

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Speaker 9: Just for the record, if you have any other language

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Speaker 9: requests or like you want me to do, just holler.

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Speaker 2: At me seriously.

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Speaker 8: Talking like that.

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Speaker 2: You're not going to be single for long. So tell

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Speaker 2: us about this guy that you went out with recently.

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Speaker 2: What's his name?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, her name is Derek.

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Speaker 1: How'd you guys meet online?

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Speaker 5: And our first day we went to a super upscale

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Speaker 5: mall here in this area. We've got like I would say,

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Speaker 5: fancy mall because like it's spread out.

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Speaker 2: I don't have to tell us about up scale malls. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we got there, explain nowadays it's.

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Speaker 4: Like being on Amazon, but I R yeah, the stores.

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Speaker 1: That's okay, And that sounds like it could be nice one, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it could be fun.

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Speaker 2: Some something to do things to look at and.

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Speaker 1: Talk about, like shop, you can drink, you can eat. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so what was it like when you very first met Derek?

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Speaker 5: So honestly, I felt like we hit it off, like

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Speaker 5: right off the bat. There was kinmistry there. We walked

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Speaker 5: around just like looking at stuff, and we ended up

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Speaker 5: going to like a nursery, not like the baby Concho,

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Speaker 5: like the kind of plants plant nursery.

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Speaker 4: It was like, okay, sounds like a perfect date to me.

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Speaker 6: But they don't.

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Speaker 1: They don't have stores where they sell babies Jose.

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Speaker 4: At the mall, even a baby watching day.

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Speaker 2: I know, we just got a brilliant business ideas long

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Speaker 2: sponsored by Brook and Jeffrey in the morning window.

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Speaker 1: You better work on your return policy. I'm gonna let

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Speaker 1: you know we.

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Speaker 2: Got the discount band over here in the store for

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Speaker 2: too long. We have the whole business plan ready.

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Speaker 1: But sorry, okay, I mean cute plant shops are so

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Speaker 1: fun right now.

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Speaker 5: He was a little bit more into it than me,

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Speaker 5: but I was really feeling it. Yeah it's traditionally like

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Speaker 5: I haven't really been a plant person, but I had it.

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Speaker 5: I had a lot of fun.

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Speaker 8: So sweet.

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Speaker 1: So he was knowledgeable. He obviously has plans.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and he was like, you know what I think

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Speaker 5: we should do. I think we should pick out a

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Speaker 5: plant for each other.

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Speaker 1: And it's kind of forward thinking, like it's like he

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Speaker 1: wants to see if you could keep it alive, you.

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Speaker 6: Know what I mean.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I think it's like when you have some like

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Speaker 5: picking off for you, because it's like, Okay, what do

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Speaker 5: you really think of me? Let's see what you pick

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Speaker 5: out based off what you think my personality is.

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Speaker 9: You make someone plant a tree that's more of a

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Speaker 9: commitment than y.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's an interesting idea.

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Speaker 1: I like it. What did you take out for him?

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Speaker 5: So the one I picked was super cute. It was

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Speaker 5: like very whimsical. It was called a figety fag.

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Speaker 1: Better than a venus fly trap or something, you know.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so that's like literally what I'm getting to because

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Speaker 5: what he picked for me was a freaking snake plant.

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Speaker 3: Snake flip but average, they live a long time though

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Speaker 3: hard to kill.

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Speaker 1: They are very hard to kill. They're sturdy. They're a

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Speaker 1: good first plant for people you don't have. The first plant.

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Speaker 2: Obviously doesn't trust that you're able to maintain it, which

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Speaker 2: is why he bought you a super easy plant.

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Speaker 12: I didn't really think.

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Speaker 7: About it that way.

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Speaker 5: Honestly, I was like, should I be offended as.

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Speaker 1: Because of the snake title? Is that why?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 5: I was just like surprised, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 5: because like the one I picked for him was flirty.

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Speaker 14: Cute or whatever.

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Speaker 2: So how did you tell him that you didn't like

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Speaker 2: the plant that he bought?

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Speaker 5: I kind of just made a joke of it because

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Speaker 5: it's like he's still buying me something, right, So I'm

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Speaker 5: not going to be a jerk about it.

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Speaker 2: You could be a jerk. I'm just saying that's always

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Speaker 2: on the table to slap the plant down out of

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Speaker 2: his hands and be like try again.

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Speaker 1: Well I don't think she'd be calling us and asking

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Speaker 1: why he's.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 5: Well, it was like so fun because we acted that

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Speaker 5: we went out for drinks because there was like a

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Speaker 5: bar inside the mall, but we brought our plants with

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Speaker 5: and the whole time I felt super comfortable and like

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Speaker 5: it even ended with a kiss.

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Speaker 15: So yeah, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, this all sounds good, Like, I mean, I could

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Speaker 1: totally understand why you're so confused why he's not calling back.

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Speaker 5: Me too, especially since we even named our plan.

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Speaker 1: Oh they're real plant baby after each.

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Speaker 4: Other, Like what you name?

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Speaker 5: So his plant was Gertrude, Yes, okay, and my was

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Speaker 5: leif Ericsons like the Explorer.

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Speaker 4: Yeah all right?

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Speaker 1: Have you texted as leif Ericson? I mean that's the obvious,

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Speaker 1: Like misses you, they considered it.

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Speaker 3: Now all you think it was the love for and

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Speaker 3: from the rom com you know, like you killed our.

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Speaker 1: Love for your plant is still alive?

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Speaker 16: Right?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah. You know what's funny is I I did

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Speaker 5: find out I do have a bit of a green

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Speaker 5: thumbsiest plan to keep alive.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm actually a little bit more concerned about

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Speaker 2: getting your guys's plants back together because I feel like

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Speaker 2: maybe they had the real love connection.

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Speaker 1: You don't want a separated plant family.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna call plant daddy Derek and see why he

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Speaker 2: isn't arranging another day with you when we do your

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Speaker 2: second date update. Right after this second date update, you're

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Speaker 2: in the middle.

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Speaker 1: Of a second date update update, and we're gonna find

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Speaker 1: out how the couple is doing right after you. Here

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Speaker 1: part two, Casson.

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Speaker 2: And Derek have been on one date and already have

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Speaker 2: two kids together.

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Speaker 1: Wow, babies, they're babies.

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Speaker 2: Plant children that they picked out for each other at

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Speaker 2: a nursery during their date. They even named their plants

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Speaker 2: Gertrude and Leif.

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Speaker 1: Ericsson's Solid Solid Dame.

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Speaker 2: Brought their plants to the restaurant together, put them in

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Speaker 2: high chairs with little bibs on, they fed them. I mean,

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Speaker 2: you can assume, you can't assume that they're good.

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Speaker 1: Parents like that, and I'm pretty sure they ordered a

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Speaker 1: rounded chicken tenders.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I mean, pretty normal first date as far as

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Speaker 2: we've heard.

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Speaker 1: It's actually an adorable first date, and they bought plants to.

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Speaker 2: The crazy thing is most of the plant enthusiasm was

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Speaker 2: actually led by Derek, which I didn't expect, So it

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Speaker 2: is weird that he is not initiating another meetup. The

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Speaker 2: thing is, we never asked Cassie how many days has

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Speaker 2: it been since that all happened.

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Speaker 5: So I haven't seen him five days.

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Speaker 2: That's four decades in plant years, so we can only

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Speaker 2: imagine how your children.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but pretty quick, So have you heard

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Speaker 1: from him at all?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so there's been taxing, but there's been no initiation

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Speaker 5: of a second day.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, well let's call this deadbeat plant dad and

635
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Speaker 2: figure out.

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Speaker 1: What he's taking care of Gertrude.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I mean at least we hope. So I don't

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00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 2: like that he's not talking to you, Cassie. So let's

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Speaker 2: call him. We'll see if he picks up. Okay, Hello,

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Speaker 2: Hey is this Derek.

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00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm Derek.

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Speaker 2: Sorry to barge into your day here, but you're on

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Speaker 2: the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Good morning.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's weird, you said. Sorry, your phone's a little

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Speaker 1: hard to hear, Derek.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, it seems just a little weird. I don't usually

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Speaker 15: get radio stations calling me in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I don't think most people do. So you're in the

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Speaker 2: general population with that one. That's fine, Derek.

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Speaker 1: I think we're calling you for a great reason though.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a second we do you call it second

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Speaker 2: date update.

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Speaker 1: I don't like that you sound like one of our

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Speaker 1: commentars from the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, do you even know anything about it?

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Speaker 15: I mean, I figure it's you're calling me till somebody

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Speaker 15: wants to reach out.

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Speaker 2: Okay, smart Derek. So yeah, you're right. There is a

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Speaker 2: girl that listens to our show who said she went

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Speaker 2: out with you recently, named Cassie.

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Speaker 1: Just so you know, she does know that you guys

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Speaker 1: have been texting a little bit. It just feels like

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Speaker 1: you're maybe not interested or something.

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Speaker 15: I mean, I'm I'm kind of interested, but at the moment,

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Speaker 15: I'm not kind of interested.

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00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 2: Kind of but not kind of. Okay, you were pretty clear,

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Speaker 2: So no, wonder she's.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know why I should be.

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Speaker 2: Well, I hope you don't mind if we dive a

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Speaker 2: little bit deeper into that and ask you why.

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Speaker 12: I just need some more time. Oh, what's going on?

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Speaker 1: Are you in a relationship?

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Speaker 12: No, I'm single, I'm single.

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Speaker 1: You're single.

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00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 12: Okay, I just made a big mistake.

677
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 4: Mistake.

678
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 9: What no girlfriend? But you made a mistake. But you

679
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 9: like her, but you also don't like her yet.

680
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: But a mistake with who? Because she really likes you.

681
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 12: Okay, I'll just tell you, but you can't tell her.

682
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 2: We won't say we none of us here will say

683
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 2: anything to her.

684
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 10: Yes, so I.

685
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 15: Don't know if she told you. But we bought each

686
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 15: other plants on our date.

687
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, it seemed kind of like cute and movie ish.

688
00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 14: Yeah.

689
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: We even knew Gertrude and leaf Erickson.

690
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 12: Okay, right right, Yeah, we named him. Okay, but when

691
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 12: we were leaving them all.

692
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 15: I didn't realize I left Gertrude the roof of my car,

693
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 15: so I drove away.

694
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 12: Yeah, I heard her bump. I didn't know what it was,

695
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 12: so I backed up and I ran over.

696
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 2: Your own plant.

697
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 4: It means so dramatic.

698
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 2: Baby killed Trude. Hello, Yeah, dere she was supposed to wait.

699
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 2: But that that's Cassie wanted to talk to you on

700
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 2: the other line.

701
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 4: Okay, rest in peace, Gertrude.

702
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 15: Oh god, Cathy, I really didn't know you were on

703
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 15: the phone.

704
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 12: I didn't know you heard any of that.

705
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 5: I cannot believe because I don't believe this.

706
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 1: She's goad it.

707
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 5: Did you try and least bring her back to life?

708
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 2: What did you do with Gertrude afterwards?

709
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: Yeah? Where in her body?

710
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 5: I mean, my God like.

711
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 12: Plants just as much as everybody else. But you guys

712
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 12: are acting like it's a human being.

713
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: Agree, But listen, listen. Why would you not be calling

714
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 1: her back just because the plant fell off the car?

715
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 12: Yeah?

716
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 15: So I went back the next day to see if

717
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 15: they had the same plant, and they didn't even went back.

718
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to pass off the new plant as

719
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 2: Gertrude and try and trick Cassie to thinking it was

720
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 2: the same one.

721
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 1: Just tell her the truth. Cassie would think it's a

722
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 1: cute story.

723
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 4: I don't know. She sounds pretty upset.

724
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 5: I don't even know what to say. I mean, Gertrude. Man,

725
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 5: there's only one, Girtrude, the only one.

726
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean, Cassie, you're being like funny right now, right,

727
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: you're not being serious.

728
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 8: Kind of my gush.

729
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 5: It's really troubling, though, is it?

730
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 10: Well?

731
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 2: Because he ran it back over a guys come up

732
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 2: and then disposed of the body.

733
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 1: It's not like it said anything about who he is.

734
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: You're a good person, I am.

735
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 5: She meant something to you that it just grows back.

736
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 1: Shit, obviously did mean something to you, Cassie. That's why

737
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: he went back to the store the next day.

738
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:13,879
Speaker 4: That's a good point.

739
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 12: See, I'm a good guy. I don't murder plants all

740
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 12: the time. I buy them. I try and keep them alive.

741
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:25,840
Speaker 1: He tries to keep I mean, Cassie, I've.

742
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 12: Never run over one before.

743
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: This was the first, Jimmy, technically you've ever driven on grass,

744
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 1: You've ever driven I mean, yeah.

745
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 2: We mean that he hasn't been driven over his own plant.

746
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 2: Child like your husband does work? Okay, I mean, Cassie,

747
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 2: can you see what he's saying? Like only a good

748
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,360
Speaker 2: guy would go through all of that effort to hide

749
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,919
Speaker 2: the evidence of destroying your plant baby together and try

750
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 2: and cover it up with a different plant.

751
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 4: And then ghost you until the new plant comes in.

752
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 1: Oh wait, so the new plant is coming.

753
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 12: So yes, it took five days to get here. It's

754
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 12: coming tomorrow.

755
00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 15: That's what I've been waiting for.

756
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,720
Speaker 1: So you were gonna.

757
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:03,280
Speaker 4: One more day?

758
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 1: You were going to just ask her out?

759
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 6: Then?

760
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 15: Yeah, I was waiting for tomorrow making sure the plan

761
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 15: got here. So in case she came over and saw

762
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 15: that there was no plant, I wouldn't get in trouble.

763
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 2: Caess, is a lot for you to process. What are

764
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:16,839
Speaker 2: you thinking right now?

765
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 5: I mean, I am I'm honestly heartbroken. I'm surprised at

766
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 5: how heartbroken I am over her. True, but I can

767
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:24,320
Speaker 5: understand the sentiment.

768
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 1: I think he is so cute and he's going to

769
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 1: all this effort just to make sure that you feel

770
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 1: good and feel happy. Cassie. That should be a huge

771
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 1: plus for you.

772
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 12: It's not like a ghosted you. We've been texting back

773
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:35,839
Speaker 12: and forth.

774
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,399
Speaker 4: True, he's been talking, just not committing well.

775
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,720
Speaker 2: So instead of asking him first, I'm gonna ask Cassie,

776
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 2: would you like to see Derek again despite what you've

777
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 2: heard here on this show today.

778
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,800
Speaker 5: Honestly I would. I think I'd give it another try.

779
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 2: Wow, And you'll have to talk about a new name

780
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,879
Speaker 2: for that plant if Derek says yes to the second day,

781
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 2: because we will, Hey for it, Derek, It's up to you.

782
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: This is your opportunity to get.

783
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,959
Speaker 5: Any reminder of Gertrude. We have to call her something out.

784
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 2: Okay, the plant Murderer's Daughter is a good place to start.

785
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: That sounds like a novel.

786
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 4: Read Yeah, three.

787
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 2: Part series coming soon to Amazon and get your orders

788
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:24,399
Speaker 2: in now.

789
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 12: By the way, By the way, how's Lee Perrickson doing.

790
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 5: Oh he's thriving. He is thriving, driving.

791
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 9: He's growing up so fast, You guys, Plants and cars

792
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 9: do not mix.

793
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 8: That's the murder.

794
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 2: Mystery Leaf killed Gertrude. I want to do insurance money

795
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 2: for themself.

796
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 6: No, I'm not going to read it freaking Jeffrey in

797
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 6: the Morning.

798
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 2: It's only been a couple months since that aired, but

799
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 2: already we're getting an update from it. Looks like, just

800
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 2: Derek is on the phone right now, And before we

801
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 2: get into it, Derek, I just have to tell you

802
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 2: that was probably one of the more memorable calls that

803
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 2: we've had all years on the show.

804
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,720
Speaker 1: So cute, Jeff, you too, really adorable Derek.

805
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:08,399
Speaker 10: Yeah.

806
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 12: It was really good for us too. A lot of

807
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 12: our friends ended up hearing it.

808
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: Oh did you get lots of feedback?

809
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 12: Yeah, they really loved it.

810
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 15: So we actually thought it'd be a good idea as

811
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 15: start bringing our plants with us when we went out

812
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 15: to the bar.

813
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:27,439
Speaker 1: You became the plant parent couple at the bar.

814
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 10: Oh yeah.

815
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 15: People were coming off to us and asking about us,

816
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 15: and we'd tell them we were on the show and

817
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,879
Speaker 15: they'd be they'd go crazy, they'd be God, I heard

818
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 15: that we were. We were like celebrities for a minute.

819
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:42,800
Speaker 1: Oh my celebrities.

820
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 2: That sounds awesome. So wait, how come it's only you

821
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 2: on the phone today?

822
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 15: Well, okay, the problem was that got a little old

823
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 15: and we stopped taking them, and then it just seems

824
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 15: like with.

825
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 12: Out the plants, it just wasn't the same.

826
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: Wait, so you guys broke up because you realize the

827
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: only connection you was your plant babies.

828
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 15: Yeah, it took a couple of weeks, but yeah, oh

829
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,320
Speaker 15: the chemistry wasn't there between me and Cassie anymore.

830
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,399
Speaker 1: Oh no, what happened with the plants? You have joint

831
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 1: custody or.

832
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 6: No?

833
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 15: I mean I got mine and uh I'm kind of

834
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 15: looking for a new plant step mom.

835
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 2: Oh okay, So there's a lot of listeners who would

836
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,720
Speaker 2: love to step in and fill that role. Wow, okay,

837
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 2: cut I'm sorry that the relationship didn't work out, but it.

838
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: Sounds like you had fun and you enjoyed the experience,

839
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:31,439
Speaker 1: got some.

840
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 2: Fame out of it.

841
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,240
Speaker 12: It was quite a few months.

842
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 2: Oh well, anyway, man, thanks for the update, and if

843
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 2: you want us to call your future plant step mom,

844
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 2: we're happy to do.

845
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 12: It for you.

846
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 15: Okay, Yeah, I just don't want to be on the

847
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 15: phone this time.

848
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 2: Wait what, I don't think it was to talk to us? Okay?

849
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 12: Oh no, with her, it's just with her every day.

850
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

851
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,320
Speaker 2: TikTok star let the fame get to his head after

852
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 2: he got twenty five thousand followers in his thank you

853
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:12,320
Speaker 2: video got him arrested. Oh you'll find out why. Plus

854
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 2: one of the strangest but sweetest wedding ceremonies you'll ever hear.

855
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:21,360
Speaker 2: And one mom just created a firestorm online thanks to

856
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 2: her controversial video. So why are all the women cheering

857
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 2: her while all the men are screaming this isn't fair.

858
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 2: You'll hear it coming up in a brand new.

859
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 5: Woo TikTok click shot.

860
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 2: We're doing it right now. Oh no, what Another celebrity lawsuit,

861
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:42,720
Speaker 2: the Pillsbury dough boy took the stane this morning in court,

862
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 2: apparently testifying against the person who was poking his tummy

863
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 2: all those years without consent.

864
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,760
Speaker 1: And they never asked yes he should Yes.

865
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 2: His first words to the judge were Woo TikTok click shot.

866
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 2: But you have to imagine even higher pitch, more shrill

867
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:04,320
Speaker 2: of it's TikTok click shock. Where we discussed the biggest

868
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 2: TikTok videos from the past week. We're gonna get right

869
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 2: to your first TikTok click shock from a twenty one

870
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 2: year old guy in New York who goes by the

871
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 2: handle Tommy tough Knuckles.

872
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 1: I like it.

873
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 2: He recently hit twenty five thousand followers, all right, so

874
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:21,800
Speaker 2: to celebrate, he posted a little video where he walks

875
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 2: into a Mexican restaurant, takes his shirt off and dumps

876
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 2: a giant bucket of black beans over his head in celebration.

877
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 17: Oh wow, here's the audio.

878
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 1: What did he yelled? Bean salad?

879
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 2: Bean bean challenge, bean challon.

880
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,760
Speaker 1: I hope he lost twenty five k followers.

881
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 4: I love that.

882
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,879
Speaker 9: YouTubers like you can craft a video, you can stream live,

883
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 9: you can work really hard, and the people that get

884
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 9: the most views are bean Boy over here.

885
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 1: And be Boys. A jerk that had to clean up

886
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: after bean Boy get out of here.

887
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 2: So unoriginal to our show, dumped pizza toppings over Alexis's head.

888
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 2: That was wave, but Tommy tea Knuckle wasn't done. He

889
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,720
Speaker 2: turned it into a series where he dumped all kinds

890
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,240
Speaker 2: of food over himself. He dumped a bucket of eggs

891
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 2: on himself outside an ice cream parlor, milk over himself

892
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:29,880
Speaker 2: outside of Walgreens, stay outside, and had a bucket of

893
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 2: Chef boy R. D Ravioli inside of a grocery store.

894
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 2: The bad part is what Brooke mentioned every time he

895
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 2: would run off and leave the mess for somebody else

896
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:43,360
Speaker 2: to come and clean up.

897
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 1: Raise this man after yourself.

898
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 2: Eventually cops were called on him, and police discovered Tommy's

899
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:54,919
Speaker 2: TikTok page, where they found another series of videos where

900
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 2: he'd go to people's houses ask if he could use

901
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 2: their bathroom and then leave a giant behind for that.

902
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 6: Oh what follows?

903
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:03,919
Speaker 7: God?

904
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Tommy got arrested. He is now facing six

905
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 2: counts of recording people without consent, two counts of criminal tampering,

906
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 2: and could spend up to fourteen years in jail.

907
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 1: But jail, TikTok, I mean.

908
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 2: Jail. To his credit, Tommy did just cross one hundred

909
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 2: thousand TikTok followers the other day, and now the hashtag

910
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 2: free Tommy is trending online.

911
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 9: Yeah, but did he.

912
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 1: Across the border of just having one actual friend because

913
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like he does.

914
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 2: No hashtag free Tommy. That's a TikTok lick shot, You're next.

915
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 2: TikTok click shot comes from Oxford County, Ontario, where a

916
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:49,839
Speaker 2: ceremony just happened. That's the first of its kind, so

917
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 2: it's gone viral. A miniature cown name Rett was feeling

918
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 2: very very lonely. He'd spent a lot of time all

919
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 2: by himself out on the phone arm for months and months,

920
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 2: so his owners put a post up on social media,

921
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:08,280
Speaker 2: and sure enough, another dairy farmer from a neighboring pasture

922
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:11,839
Speaker 2: saw it, and they realized they also had a cow

923
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 2: who was kind of lonely.

924
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 1: Friends, that's what Tommy needed to He's.

925
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 2: A cow named Muriel. So for weeks they would get

926
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 2: the two cows together, driving them back and forth between

927
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 2: the farms to hang out.

928
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 1: Cow playdates are the cutest thing I've ever heard of.

929
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 2: It and over time Ret Muriel developed a bond. The

930
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 2: owners suggested that they have a cow wedding. So the

931
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 2: big day came and Muriel made her way down the

932
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 2: aisle dressed in a white gown adorned with a flower

933
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 2: crowned pictures. They tried to put a bow tie around

934
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 2: rets neck, you wouldn't have it, so he just he

935
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 2: showed up to his own wedding nude. And here's a clip,

936
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 2: an audio clip from the carimony.

937
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:05,840
Speaker 16: Love is patient, love is kind, It does not trample others,

938
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:09,319
Speaker 16: grasp red. Do you promise to nuzzle owning Ariel? Share

939
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 16: your hands, doAnd protectively beside her instaurant.

940
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 2: I'm hoping to catch the bouquet, the moonquat.

941
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: And they're those cute Highland cows like the Scottish ones

942
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,760
Speaker 1: with that important details.

943
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 2: They even had a honeymoon suite waiting for the two

944
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 2: of them over in the barn.

945
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 1: The baby cows, I will be so happy, actually, I

946
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 1: will send into the baby shower.

947
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,839
Speaker 2: Both owners are hopeful to herd will grow, and they've

948
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 2: already pre invited guests to return for the baby shower

949
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 2: in nine and a half months. Your final TikTok click

950
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:48,720
Speaker 2: shots from a woman who goes by the handle Mattie

951
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 2: the Mama, and she's getting hundreds of thousands of clicks

952
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 2: because she's explaining why many women have low sex drive,

953
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 2: especially ones who are married with children. Okay, in fact,

954
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,760
Speaker 2: she says she came up with a not so sexy

955
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 2: equation for it, and some men are fuming about it.

956
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:08,879
Speaker 1: Why are they mad?

957
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 10: Here?

958
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,839
Speaker 2: It is welcome to mom labido one on one.

959
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 1: Here's the basis of the formula.

960
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 11: The amount she slept last night, tlaus how much food

961
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 11: she's eaten today sitting down times the amount of help

962
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 11: her partner gave her, divided.

963
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 10: By the annoying comments minus.

964
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:25,720
Speaker 14: The number of times she was touched by her children today.

965
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: So let's run through an example.

966
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 4: Shall we let's say mom got.

967
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 3: Eight hours of sleep last night, ate three full meals,

968
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 3: her partner did pick up Anne bath time, but he was.

969
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 14: Really annoying twice.

970
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 6: Then we have to subtract by the one thousand.

971
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 12: Times that she was touched today.

972
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 14: Does anyone know what the answer is?

973
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 6: Not of chance?

974
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,320
Speaker 1: So that formula makes so much sense to me.

975
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 2: Well, her post turned into a full blown battle online.

976
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 1: Why some people upset about that?

977
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 2: Well, men aren't exactly thrilled about being blasted by the

978
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 2: women in their life.

979
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: I don't think it was about the men at all.

980
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 1: It was about how over touched, over stimulated, and underhelp

981
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 1: to the women are.

982
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:05,879
Speaker 4: Yes, and then they're expected better at math Brooks.

983
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 2: A sorry, throw that on the pile up. Why we

984
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,959
Speaker 2: don't deserve to love you? But a therapist did weigh

985
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 2: in offering a solution for any decreased libido, and that

986
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:19,320
Speaker 2: is scheduling your romps with your partner.

987
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, isn't that a sign of like, not good?

988
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,879
Speaker 1: I don't know. I scheduled my workouts and that doesn't

989
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:27,879
Speaker 1: seem to work out either.

990
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 2: One couple said they've been scheduling it for over thirty

991
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 2: one years now and it's made their relationship a million

992
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:36,880
Speaker 2: times stronger.

993
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 1: No, it's all the schedule, man, I'm late, honey, I

994
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 1: know we said five. Well it's all over. Now give

995
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 1: me some of an appointment.

996
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:52,360
Speaker 2: Okay, that sounds like a happy marriage. Those were your TikTok.

997
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:56,359
Speaker 6: Shots for the day, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

998
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 2: Before we get into today's game, I need to take

999
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 2: a second to pause and remember a listener of ours

1000
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 2: that's not with us today. His name is Eric, and tragically,

1001
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 2: when he called in, our producer couldn't read his own

1002
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,280
Speaker 2: handwriting for Eric's phone number.

1003
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: Okay, so we never could call Eric bath.

1004
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 2: Well we do know his number ends in zero four.

1005
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 2: That's about all we could make out. So Eric, if

1006
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 2: you're out there and you called into the show in

1007
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 2: the last few weeks, please know we tried to hit

1008
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 2: you back. We even called three different phone numbers, wasted

1009
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 2: a lot of precious recording time trying to reach you,

1010
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 2: but we gave up pretty quickly too. I will say so, Eric,

1011
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 2: we will remember you. Ah, And I've already forgotten him,

1012
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 2: And now replacing him is a new player, Jessica. Jessica,

1013
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 2: Eric is gone. How do you feel about that?

1014
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 6: Oh, poor guy.

1015
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,839
Speaker 4: I know, but with got his loss, your gain would

1016
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 4: have never happened.

1017
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 1: Let's be honest. You're thinking good riddans.

1018
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 12: I didn't want to admit it, but okay, we only.

1019
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 1: Like honesty on this show.

1020
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Jessica, this is your moment to step into

1021
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 2: the spotlight and claim true glory. Are you ready for that?

1022
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:25,839
Speaker 5: No?

1023
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 2: Okay, though the effort is there. Brook's gonna leave the

1024
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,280
Speaker 2: studio so we can get to the rules. Here thirty

1025
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 2: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you

1026
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 2: don't know when, you could say pass, But you have

1027
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 2: to beat Brook outright if you want to win. Are

1028
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 2: you ready? Good luck? Your time starts now. The fast

1029
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,320
Speaker 2: food restaurant Popeyes was founded on this day in nineteen

1030
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 2: seventy two in what southern state. Pekin Duck is the

1031
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 2: official national dish of what country? Which company created the

1032
00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 2: slogan We'll leave the light on for you? What cartoon

1033
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 2: characters catchphrase is eat my shorts?

1034
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 6: Oh?

1035
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:06,280
Speaker 12: Bart Simpson.

1036
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 2: The artist Lizzo is famous for playing what woodwind instrument?

1037
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 2: I know that last one? All right, Well done, Jessica.

1038
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 2: Now Brook's gonna come back into the studio here and

1039
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,879
Speaker 2: since Jessica is a new player to the show. Let's

1040
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 2: learn some fun facts about her. She has two boys.

1041
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 2: Her job is a housing case manager for homeless women.

1042
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 2: But even more important than that, and that's saying something.

1043
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 2: Her favorite segment on Brook and Jeffrey is textual healing.

1044
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,320
Speaker 1: She's a healing type of person.

1045
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 8: You kinda.

1046
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 5: I just love hearing all the like dramatic responses.

1047
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 14: It's very exciting.

1048
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 1: Do we underuse in that segment?

1049
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:51,759
Speaker 17: What should we use?

1050
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:52,239
Speaker 16: More of.

1051
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 12: The thumbs up?

1052
00:49:54,880 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 1: Very passive, like, hey, yeah, I think it's worse.

1053
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:05,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I'm just shocked anybody actually likes that segment

1054
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 2: at all?

1055
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 1: Oh, anyone likes this show? Jack, like every time?

1056
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 2: What are you listening to right now? Why are you here?

1057
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,400
Speaker 1: Sorry? This is as good as it gets.

1058
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:16,720
Speaker 2: Jeff Yeah, it's really sad.

1059
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 8: Brook.

1060
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 2: It's your turn. Are you ready?

1061
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 1: I'm ready.

1062
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. The fast food restaurant Popeyes was

1063
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 2: founded on this day in nineteen seventy two in what southern.

1064
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 1: State, Louisiana.

1065
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 2: Peaking duck is the official national dish of what country?

1066
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 2: Which company created the slogan We'll leave the light on

1067
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 2: for you.

1068
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 1: Home sweets?

1069
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 2: What cartoon characters catchphrase is eat my shorts.

1070
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 1: Bart Simpson.

1071
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 2: The artist Lizzo is famous for playing what woodwind instrument, flute,

1072
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:54,840
Speaker 2: Flora Fauna and Merriweather are fairies from which Disney movie Cinderella.

1073
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 2: Here we go. That's all the time that we have.

1074
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:58,839
Speaker 2: Let's go to the scoreboard and see how you both

1075
00:50:58,880 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 2: did with Jose.

1076
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: You're just the most perfect, most beautiful girl on all

1077
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 1: the world. And I love you so much.

1078
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 4: You Jeff.

1079
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 9: Well, Jessica, you got to correct today, right?

1080
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: I bet Eric would have done worse.

1081
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, no way.

1082
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 9: Eric would have done that.

1083
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 4: Well, Rod you God.

1084
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:29,400
Speaker 2: For Sorry about that, Jessica. Not quite enough today, But

1085
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 2: let's go over the answers for everybody. Fast food restaurant

1086
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,399
Speaker 2: Popeyes was founded on this day in nineteen seventy two

1087
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 2: in the state of Louisiana. You're so good, Peking Duck

1088
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 2: is the official national dish of China's roast ducks, served

1089
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 2: with shredded veggies and sauce.

1090
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 10: Good.

1091
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 2: We'll leave the light on for you. As the slogan

1092
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 2: of Motel six A, eat my shorts is the catchphrase

1093
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 2: for the cartoon character Bart Simpson. Lizzo is famous for

1094
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 2: playing the Flute and Flora Fauna and Merriweather are fairies

1095
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 2: from Sleeping Beauty.

1096
00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 9: That's the right princess though, but it's just the different

1097
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 9: clip Aurora, two different movies.

1098
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 2: So, Jessica, I'm sorry it was not enough to beat

1099
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 2: Brooke today, but just for playing, you do get a

1100
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 2: family four pack of tickets to Hot Wheels Monster Trucks

1101
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,280
Speaker 2: Live at Angel of the Winds Arena on June twenty first.

1102
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:17,800
Speaker 5: All right, thank you, that's awesome.

1103
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go.

1104
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 10: Thanks guys, Yeah, weah.

1105
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 1: Any last words for Eric in Casey's listening and wishing

1106
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 1: that he was playing right now.

1107
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:27,040
Speaker 6: You messed out.

1108
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 2: Once we figure out what his phone number is, we'll

1109
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 2: text him one of those thumbs up emotion.

1110
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 4: From you.

1111
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,319
Speaker 2: Thanks for playing, Jessica, come back and do it again soon.

1112
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 2: We'll do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow

1113
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,359
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.