1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer. Here's Nikki here. I am Hello everyone, I'm 2 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer. It's the Nicky Glazer Podcast. It's Thursday here 3 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:21,759 Speaker 1: in St. Louis, MO. UM, how are you doing out there? 4 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 1: I hope you are all well and um looking forward 5 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 1: to the weekend. I know that I am. I'm in town. 6 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:32,560 Speaker 1: I'm in St. Louis. I'm doing UM doing a show 7 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:36,479 Speaker 1: at the Factory on Saturday night, which is a big, 8 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,920 Speaker 1: big old venue here in St. Louis. I sold it out. 9 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,199 Speaker 1: I'm so excited. Thank you to all the besties who 10 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:43,840 Speaker 1: are going to show up. UM. And it's so funny 11 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:47,000 Speaker 1: because before the shows, no, I always go like, I 12 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:50,680 Speaker 1: bring up Andrew Um and I say, you know, he's 13 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:52,800 Speaker 1: the co host of my podcast, Nickols Podcast. And then 14 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 1: I get some wooves and I go like, who we 15 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,279 Speaker 1: got that some besties in the crowd, and people yell 16 00:00:57,320 --> 00:01:01,720 Speaker 1: at like and you know whatever, Um, what else do 17 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,920 Speaker 1: they yell? They yelled up something else that has really 18 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:06,200 Speaker 1: made me laugh. But UM, I never know to say. 19 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:09,720 Speaker 1: I'm just like, like, it's because it's awkward because there 20 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:11,680 Speaker 1: are people there that like don't listen to the show, 21 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,679 Speaker 1: and I don't want them to feel alienated by my 22 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:17,600 Speaker 1: enthusiasm for the Besties. But I gotta be honest. I'm like, 23 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:19,880 Speaker 1: I always go, hey, I you know, if you don't 24 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:21,960 Speaker 1: listen to the podcast, what the funk is wrong with you? 25 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,400 Speaker 1: Like I kind of like do a joke where I 26 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 1: lash at the at them, But um, the Besties are 27 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 1: putting in the hours. Yeah, And I just feel I 28 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:32,160 Speaker 1: mean I've said this countless times, but I just feel 29 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 1: like they're my friends and it's just a different, different 30 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:38,200 Speaker 1: connection than the people whom I have seen my Rose 31 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:41,840 Speaker 1: compilations or uh know me from Stern or what you know. 32 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:45,000 Speaker 1: Those are fans that I value as well. But um, 33 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 1: the Besties, I'm like, oh my god, they're just here 34 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 1: to like support their friends. They're they're almost there, like 35 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,760 Speaker 1: my parents are there, you know, like or you know 36 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:55,800 Speaker 1: my high school friends, where they're like, we know this girl, 37 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 1: like this is an act, like we're we're going to 38 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 1: see her in her dance recital. I almost feel like 39 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 1: they see through it sometimes where I'm like, oh god, 40 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:06,120 Speaker 1: they know the real me, like, and I know they 41 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 1: appreciate the jokes and like the craftsmanship and and I 42 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 1: have to say, like my act has become more like 43 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 1: the podcast than it ever has before in terms of 44 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,760 Speaker 1: just the stuff I want to talk about, the kind 45 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:19,240 Speaker 1: of topics wee I cover on stage. I say we 46 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 1: like it's a but I mean I do feel like 47 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 1: it's a weak thing. But anyway, I always feel a 48 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:26,240 Speaker 1: little bit awkward because I'm so excited about besties being there, 49 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 1: and the rest of the crowd is like, wait, what 50 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,280 Speaker 1: is this thing that we're not a part of, And 51 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:34,240 Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I I don't want to say it. Well, 52 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,560 Speaker 1: anyone listening to this is a bestie, so and anyone 53 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:40,080 Speaker 1: who's not get on board, and I'll of you just 54 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:43,320 Speaker 1: as much as the rest. But they're my favorite fans, 55 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,120 Speaker 1: I have to say, you know. And then my favorite 56 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 1: fans on top of that are once that bring me 57 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:51,600 Speaker 1: Taylor Swiss merchandise but uh no, not really but kind of. 58 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:56,080 Speaker 1: Um No, I don't need any gifts. Please don't feel obligated, 59 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:58,359 Speaker 1: but you um but just know that, like I'll never 60 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:02,920 Speaker 1: forget you if you do. Um no. Uh But anyway. St. 61 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 1: Louis is gonna be so fun because obviously my parents 62 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:09,240 Speaker 1: are going, Um, I just have to drive down the road. 63 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,799 Speaker 1: I'm not flying there. I Uh, I don't. I feel 64 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,480 Speaker 1: a lot of pressure to have like local references and things, 65 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,960 Speaker 1: which I will have, but who knows. I' you know, 66 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:20,640 Speaker 1: there's just gonna be a lot of people from my 67 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:24,239 Speaker 1: life there and a lot of more pressure to be spectacular. 68 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,760 Speaker 1: But I feel really good, so I am going to 69 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,959 Speaker 1: be spectacular. So it'll be fine. So your your best 70 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,760 Speaker 1: friend from New York Anya in your hometown, that's not special. 71 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 1: I don't think she's ever been here. That's a good point. 72 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,920 Speaker 1: Wait was she at my show? Maybe she was here 73 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 1: for the pageant shows. Yes, she was right before we 74 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 1: shut down. Um, last January. January, I did the pageant 75 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 1: in St. Louis, which is a big deal for me 76 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:49,560 Speaker 1: because I had seen so many acts at the pageant 77 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:54,360 Speaker 1: who I loved growing up and everything. Um. But yeah, 78 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,600 Speaker 1: she'll be here and that'll be really fun. Kursten is 79 00:03:56,600 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 1: coming into town, um from Kansas City to be here. Uh. 80 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 1: And my friend Taylor is also in town, who we 81 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:04,960 Speaker 1: went out with the other night. I'm going to dinner 82 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:06,800 Speaker 1: with them tomorrow night. I'm so excited to just have 83 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,720 Speaker 1: like a girl's dinner. Um, and Andrew might show up 84 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 1: to so a girl's dinner and yeah, it's gonna be 85 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,400 Speaker 1: a fun weekend. I'm just getting ready to you know, 86 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:20,560 Speaker 1: I can't wait to like actually talk about it. I 87 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,680 Speaker 1: just always am like when these people go you can't 88 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,600 Speaker 1: talk about this thing until we announced it, I'm like, 89 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,640 Speaker 1: are you gonna take it away from me if I 90 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,960 Speaker 1: talk about it? Like are you going to is a 91 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:31,159 Speaker 1: breach of you assume me? Like, what's going to happen? 92 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,680 Speaker 1: All I've been saying is that I'm having a lot 93 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,799 Speaker 1: of cameras following me around for the next eight weeks 94 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,719 Speaker 1: of my life ten hours a day. They're coming to 95 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:42,680 Speaker 1: hang lights today and making my whole apartment a studio 96 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:47,240 Speaker 1: and not cleaning up. Dude, I'm just I just got 97 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:49,719 Speaker 1: off the phone with my therapist face time to with 98 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:53,159 Speaker 1: her and I go, I am not doing anything different. 99 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,480 Speaker 1: I'm not going to try to present anything different than 100 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 1: what I am. And it's a lesson for myself to 101 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:01,480 Speaker 1: be like, X up yourself, don't try to hide who 102 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:04,159 Speaker 1: you are. And she was like, oh my god, a 103 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,640 Speaker 1: year ago. If I pitched the show over a year ago. 104 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 1: She was like, if this would have been happening to 105 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,680 Speaker 1: you a year ago, I would have been like, don't 106 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,920 Speaker 1: do this. You are not in the right state of 107 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,120 Speaker 1: mind to do this. And she was like, but you 108 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: seem to have gotten to the right place because I 109 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,920 Speaker 1: was like, I'm not smoking pot it there's nothing I'm 110 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:24,920 Speaker 1: hiding really anything anymore. Um, which before I was just 111 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,839 Speaker 1: not that I was hiding pot but it was just 112 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 1: like not something I would have wanted the public to see. 113 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:31,640 Speaker 1: But now I have nothing that I'm I want the 114 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,800 Speaker 1: public to not see. I was even like putting my 115 00:05:35,279 --> 00:05:39,520 Speaker 1: like anal douche fucking thing away the other day, cleaning it, 116 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, what if they found this, 117 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:43,279 Speaker 1: And I was like, that would be hilarious. I'd just 118 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,480 Speaker 1: be like, here's what this is and how you use it, 119 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:48,960 Speaker 1: and hopefully this will help someone do it. I don't know. 120 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,280 Speaker 1: It was just interesting to hear my therapist say, yeah, 121 00:05:52,279 --> 00:05:54,719 Speaker 1: I think this would have been a bad idea. But 122 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:57,400 Speaker 1: that's what I do, is like I put things into 123 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,360 Speaker 1: motion that I'm gonna have to get my ship together 124 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 1: for so that when they finally happened, I go, oh, my, 125 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,880 Speaker 1: Like I I quit drinking because I got a pilot 126 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 1: at MTV for Nicki and Sara Alive, and I realized, oh, 127 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:11,960 Speaker 1: I can't make a TV show if I'm hungover every day. 128 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,680 Speaker 1: So it just made me finally go, well, if I 129 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:15,880 Speaker 1: want this to succeed, I gotta quit drinking. And it 130 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:20,760 Speaker 1: like forced me, forced my hand. Um, I watched Dancing 131 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,480 Speaker 1: with the Stars last night a little bit of that. 132 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:26,599 Speaker 1: I'm finally able to revisit that show after um, you know, 133 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 1: without a lot of resentments. But that's no, I still 134 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:34,719 Speaker 1: have resentments. I was angry the whole time I watched it, 135 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:38,720 Speaker 1: being like that Len guy, the old guy Len, you know, 136 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:42,120 Speaker 1: the old guy who looks like you know he uh 137 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,200 Speaker 1: is in a frame at the Haunted Mansion when you 138 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:48,000 Speaker 1: go up Disney. He's like the one that's like old 139 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:51,320 Speaker 1: men withers passed away and he's the one that haunts 140 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 1: the place. That guy is one of the judges. I 141 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,960 Speaker 1: hate when old men who like, maybe we're ballroom dancers 142 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,800 Speaker 1: in the past, like it's like the all coroly thing, 143 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,280 Speaker 1: when like these old men yell at these little gymnasts 144 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:05,720 Speaker 1: like your foot did not lend perfectly on the map 145 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,560 Speaker 1: after you did that, you know double what like the 146 00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:11,320 Speaker 1: thing I could never do, even in my wildest imagination, 147 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,360 Speaker 1: because I'm an old man I'm going to scream at you. 148 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,360 Speaker 1: It's just like, shut up. Why don't you try to 149 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,640 Speaker 1: do it, bitch. That's what I wanted to say to 150 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 1: that lend guy God when he was mean to me. 151 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 1: He goes because so I got done with my fucking 152 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:25,800 Speaker 1: dance when I was on Dancing with the Stars and 153 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:28,160 Speaker 1: I was just like, I can I'm a dancer, Like 154 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,240 Speaker 1: I just like exclaimed that because it was like a 155 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,480 Speaker 1: triumphant moment for me that like I danced on TV 156 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,680 Speaker 1: equals you're a dancer. I didn't really think I was 157 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:37,120 Speaker 1: a dancer. And he was like, no, you are not. 158 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 1: That was awkward, and I'm just like, yeah, you dumb 159 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:47,400 Speaker 1: old man. I'm I'm a comedian, Like why don't you 160 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:51,560 Speaker 1: why don't you give me a lower the bar, like 161 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:55,480 Speaker 1: I would lower it for you if you know, if 162 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:57,520 Speaker 1: you if I put you up to any task that 163 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:02,360 Speaker 1: wasn't having a nurse wipe your ass. I really mad 164 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:04,160 Speaker 1: at him, and he was just such an asshole to 165 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:06,080 Speaker 1: me and so mean, and I know that's his like 166 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,800 Speaker 1: gimmick on the show, like he's supposed to be the 167 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,960 Speaker 1: mean one, but like kid, I wanted to kill him 168 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,200 Speaker 1: so hard. Everyone on that show was kind of kill um, 169 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:18,000 Speaker 1: but please have me back and I'll like totally be like, Lenn, 170 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,520 Speaker 1: thank you so much for my score. I really wish 171 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,920 Speaker 1: I would have gone harder on him, and I was 172 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:26,120 Speaker 1: going to I had plans on the second night after 173 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,880 Speaker 1: he said something mean, I was gonna say I had 174 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,000 Speaker 1: a really good line for him. I forget what it was, 175 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:33,720 Speaker 1: but if he said anything negative, I was just gonna 176 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,400 Speaker 1: I was gonna zing him with something. It was a 177 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:39,360 Speaker 1: jerk store moment you know from Seinfeld where George is eating. 178 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:42,880 Speaker 1: If you don't know the Seinfeld reference, I'm gonna explain it. 179 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:44,880 Speaker 1: But if you do know it, skip ahead thirty seconds. 180 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,679 Speaker 1: George is at a meeting with a bunch of people 181 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,880 Speaker 1: and he's um just stuffing shrimp in his face from 182 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:51,880 Speaker 1: like the shrimp cocktail that's in the middle of the table. 183 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:54,800 Speaker 1: And there's a guy across the thing that goes, hey, George, uh, 184 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:57,679 Speaker 1: the ocean called they're running out of They're running out 185 00:08:57,679 --> 00:08:59,680 Speaker 1: of shrimp, and everyone laughs and he's like ha ha, 186 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:02,640 Speaker 1: and George feels stupid. And then on the everyone the 187 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,680 Speaker 1: meeting ends and George you see him have this epiphany 188 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,520 Speaker 1: of like, oh my god, and he goes and he 189 00:09:06,559 --> 00:09:08,480 Speaker 1: sees Jaredy's like, I thought of the best line, the 190 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:10,760 Speaker 1: best comeback, but it was too late. So I'm gonna 191 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,480 Speaker 1: set it up again so I can do the comeback. 192 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:15,200 Speaker 1: And its comeback is So he goes to this meeting 193 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,520 Speaker 1: he he gets, he flies in these people to have 194 00:09:17,559 --> 00:09:20,240 Speaker 1: this meeting again. He orders a bunch of shrimp cocktail. 195 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,839 Speaker 1: He's stuffing his face with it again, you know, over 196 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:25,160 Speaker 1: the top stuffing his face, and then finally this and 197 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:27,320 Speaker 1: he's this guy goes hey, George, and George is like 198 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:30,160 Speaker 1: and like stuffing his face and he looks up slow 199 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,199 Speaker 1: and he's like waiting for the guy to say the line. 200 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,800 Speaker 1: He goes. The Ocean called, and uh, they said, they're 201 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:39,679 Speaker 1: running out of shrimp, and George just takes out his 202 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:45,200 Speaker 1: napkin and like like settles himself in and finishes chewing 203 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:49,120 Speaker 1: and goes, well, the jerk store called, and they're running 204 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:52,000 Speaker 1: out of you. And then the guy goes, why would they, 205 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:54,880 Speaker 1: You're the top seller, and everyone laughs again and he's like, 206 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:58,920 Speaker 1: God damn it. So there's constantly moments in my life 207 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:01,200 Speaker 1: where I'm like, oh, work store, I thought of the 208 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,640 Speaker 1: perfect line, so I did that with this Len guy, 209 00:10:03,679 --> 00:10:05,520 Speaker 1: and I was like, second night, if he's mean to me, 210 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,199 Speaker 1: I'm going to throw this line in his face. I 211 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,880 Speaker 1: forget what it was. It was really good, and then 212 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:12,280 Speaker 1: he was nice to me. He was nice because I 213 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,199 Speaker 1: think he sensed he knew because he knew I was 214 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,760 Speaker 1: getting voted off, and they can't be mean to the 215 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,439 Speaker 1: person who was getting voted off because it seems like 216 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:22,000 Speaker 1: a pylon. So so he was meaning the first night 217 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,839 Speaker 1: to justify that that was going to get voted off 218 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,120 Speaker 1: the second night. But the second night they all already 219 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,200 Speaker 1: knew because it's a fixed show, that I was going 220 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:31,640 Speaker 1: to get voted off. And there was I mean, there 221 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:34,959 Speaker 1: was no Like my mom was like, I knew you 222 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,640 Speaker 1: were getting voted off when they had the cameras in 223 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,680 Speaker 1: our face, like the whole time they had his front 224 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:42,439 Speaker 1: row very I mean you were there. Noah. Yeah, it 225 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:46,200 Speaker 1: felt I had no idea, oddly enough, no clue that 226 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,440 Speaker 1: I was getting voted off first. Anyway, I watched it 227 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:52,840 Speaker 1: last night and Glebs Gleb's partner's sporty spice. She looks amazing. 228 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:56,760 Speaker 1: I don't how old she is. Uh, you know what, 229 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,320 Speaker 1: it didn't even matter to me. I was just like, WHOA, 230 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:01,640 Speaker 1: I don't know wa to know that that's that's true. 231 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:04,120 Speaker 1: But I was just speculating, like her face looks so 232 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:11,720 Speaker 1: good whatever work she's had done me want um she dressed. Yeah, 233 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,560 Speaker 1: I nailed it, That's what I said. But she's a 234 00:11:13,559 --> 00:11:17,280 Speaker 1: decade older than me, which is wild that when I 235 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,160 Speaker 1: was jamming out to Spice Girls, it was just a 236 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:23,000 Speaker 1: woman that was ten years older. I mean that's nothing. Um, 237 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,559 Speaker 1: but she uh, she's a dancer. Get out of here 238 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:30,240 Speaker 1: with this ship Loser's season. Let's bring every person that 239 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:34,000 Speaker 1: is lost first first eliminated back onto Dancing with the 240 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:37,080 Speaker 1: Stars and let's do it again, and I will have 241 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,640 Speaker 1: that whole tirade against Land wiped from the inn or not, 242 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:43,680 Speaker 1: even though he'll probably be dead by then because he's old. 243 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:48,079 Speaker 1: Burn I really got him, And you're old and you 244 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,920 Speaker 1: might die soon. AT's such a weak joke. Sorry, Lenn, 245 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,880 Speaker 1: I hope you live forever in our memories because you 246 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:57,800 Speaker 1: will die soon. Um. So Noah, you, speaking of gymnasts, 247 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:01,800 Speaker 1: would to go see the touring you West gymnastics team 248 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:06,200 Speaker 1: that came through there like traveling around America, not competing, 249 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:09,560 Speaker 1: but just like performing. Yeah, the Gold over America tour, 250 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,440 Speaker 1: that's what it's called. That must be so fun for 251 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,720 Speaker 1: them to have the pressure off of like a slight 252 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:16,800 Speaker 1: stumble that they don't have to do everything the like 253 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:19,920 Speaker 1: they They maybe can get their periods that week, or 254 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,640 Speaker 1: eat a couple more bites of food. They don't have 255 00:12:23,679 --> 00:12:25,959 Speaker 1: to have their a tendril of hair might be able 256 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,360 Speaker 1: to slip out of their tight you know, top knot. 257 00:12:29,679 --> 00:12:32,320 Speaker 1: And they won't like be deducted points by a bunch 258 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,880 Speaker 1: of people who have raged because they'll never be as 259 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,520 Speaker 1: tiny and as talented as these women. Um. Do I 260 00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:40,960 Speaker 1: have anything against judges? Possibly? Yes? So was was there 261 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,559 Speaker 1: a spirit of te almost what it was like? Like 262 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:46,320 Speaker 1: you said I should go see it. I I think 263 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:49,360 Speaker 1: you would really enjoy it. Um. I had no idea 264 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:52,040 Speaker 1: going in what I like, what I should be expecting. 265 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:57,080 Speaker 1: It was just the USA Gymnastics tour um Uh. Jordan's 266 00:12:57,120 --> 00:13:00,959 Speaker 1: childs Simone Biles uh and then like a bunch of 267 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,360 Speaker 1: mother to be Sorry, well I don't know the rest 268 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:09,600 Speaker 1: of their names because I'm just like Brett uh Morgan 269 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,839 Speaker 1: heard was there. I know she's a big deal. So 270 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,760 Speaker 1: it was just like it was exactly what you said, 271 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,000 Speaker 1: Simone Bile comes out and this and she's like, this 272 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,640 Speaker 1: is just for us to let loose and have a 273 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:21,840 Speaker 1: good time. And it was all about like girl power. 274 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:26,480 Speaker 1: There was all these like cute, sparkly outfits, mostly dancing, 275 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,800 Speaker 1: and then in the second part they kind of highlighted 276 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:32,480 Speaker 1: each gymnast um and there was a lot of like 277 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,600 Speaker 1: gymnastics and dancing at the same time. It was just 278 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:39,120 Speaker 1: so entertaining. I felt like when we went to see 279 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:42,599 Speaker 1: the Dancing with the Stars tour, yes, it was like 280 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:46,559 Speaker 1: all that pageantry was like so cool, it is so fun. 281 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:51,080 Speaker 1: And you said that you were really like inspired even 282 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,880 Speaker 1: yesterday you wore like a fun like kind of bright 283 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,160 Speaker 1: tank top and you were inspired because of all the 284 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,720 Speaker 1: like outfits that you had seen the day before. Tell 285 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:03,080 Speaker 1: me about that, Like, what did it? Does suck that 286 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:06,160 Speaker 1: only pop stars and gymnasts get to dress in these 287 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,040 Speaker 1: fun or dancers on Dancing with the Stars get to 288 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:10,679 Speaker 1: dress like this? What? What is is it going to 289 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:12,959 Speaker 1: change the way you look at your wardrobe? I think 290 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,720 Speaker 1: I'm going to have to color my hair pink again. 291 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:18,720 Speaker 1: I mean, it's so fun, it's so the pink hair. 292 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:23,360 Speaker 1: I missed that um trend I just feel like now 293 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:26,040 Speaker 1: I'm just it's like the nose ring thing. My friend 294 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:29,000 Speaker 1: Catherine says, when I wanted to get my nose pierced, 295 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,800 Speaker 1: I go, is it? Am I too old evan nose piercing? 296 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:33,160 Speaker 1: And she goes, you're not too old to have one, 297 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,560 Speaker 1: but you're too old to get one. And I was like, 298 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,520 Speaker 1: that's a good point. Um, So that's why I did 299 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:41,320 Speaker 1: the fake one. Maybe I'll do fake pink extensions because 300 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:45,080 Speaker 1: pink is so cute with blonde. I just love the 301 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:48,640 Speaker 1: color pink. But I also related to I really love 302 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:53,240 Speaker 1: Taylor Swift's era, uh lover era, which like if Swifty 303 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:56,960 Speaker 1: fans know her going through different eras, and my favorite 304 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,320 Speaker 1: one was Lover is just all pastels and pinks and 305 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,880 Speaker 1: like kind of inspired this studio look, Honestly, I just 306 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:06,120 Speaker 1: like purples and pinks and like, you know, the colors 307 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,120 Speaker 1: of the sunset. And I was running yesterday and I 308 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,320 Speaker 1: saw the sunset, and I go, why isn't everything that 309 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,920 Speaker 1: Like it's like the most beautiful thing ever. Why isn't 310 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:18,440 Speaker 1: And it's the most representative, like uh, you know, just 311 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,800 Speaker 1: uh example of like nature at its finest is a 312 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:25,360 Speaker 1: beautiful sunset like everything should be those colors to make 313 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,760 Speaker 1: us happy. I don't know, but I also feel like 314 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,280 Speaker 1: I have to like move on to my next era, 315 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,800 Speaker 1: Like I can't I can't be doing the colors from 316 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:35,440 Speaker 1: Taylor's Lover era, but like I just bought a ton 317 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,720 Speaker 1: of merch from that era because it's all fun, beautiful, 318 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:41,440 Speaker 1: tide eyed, bright colored things. Um and for my I'm 319 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:45,800 Speaker 1: planning my special and uh, what I'm gonna wear and stuff, 320 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,040 Speaker 1: and I just yeah, I want to dress like I 321 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,920 Speaker 1: want to dress in like a leotard, like almost like 322 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,840 Speaker 1: a pop star. And I think that's why I wanted 323 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,400 Speaker 1: to do a dance at the end of my special, 324 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:57,840 Speaker 1: to justify wearing something that fun. But why do I 325 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:00,560 Speaker 1: need to do that? Why can't I just do stand 326 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,520 Speaker 1: up in a lee it's heart. I would love that 327 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:07,000 Speaker 1: you have my full support for that. I mean, maybe 328 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,520 Speaker 1: it would be distracting, but it would be honestly, you 329 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,400 Speaker 1: know what, Like I hate that thing of like, don't 330 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:18,440 Speaker 1: dress sexy. It's distracting. Well, sorry that I there. Men 331 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:22,840 Speaker 1: have a d d or like people life is distracting. 332 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,680 Speaker 1: You also have TikTok on your phone in your purse 333 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,640 Speaker 1: and how are you not looking at that. When I'm 334 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:31,440 Speaker 1: on stage, there's women wearing nothing in your phone, yet 335 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:34,800 Speaker 1: you are still listening to me. So if I'm wearing something, 336 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,560 Speaker 1: who cares if it's distracting. I think there's so many 337 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:40,280 Speaker 1: rules with stand up, and I think they're being broken 338 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:43,160 Speaker 1: right now by us going back and watching Norm McDonald 339 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:49,400 Speaker 1: clips by Bo Burnham's special by you know, uh, you know, 340 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:52,160 Speaker 1: even many years a few years ago now at this point, 341 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:55,880 Speaker 1: but Nanette, which everyone was so angry about that, what 342 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,520 Speaker 1: a threat to stand up that was? Do you know? 343 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,600 Speaker 1: Just like you know, she actually was saying exactly what 344 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,439 Speaker 1: I wanted to do, and I didn't realize I was 345 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,840 Speaker 1: actually echoing the same sentiments. But like, there's always a 346 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,840 Speaker 1: punchline to get you out of the awkwardness of a 347 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,400 Speaker 1: real moment, and I resent that. I just want sometimes 348 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:15,440 Speaker 1: to just linger in the moment. And maybe that isn't comedy, 349 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,600 Speaker 1: but um, why does everything have to be funny? Yesterday 350 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:22,920 Speaker 1: I did an NPR interview, um, like the public radio 351 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:26,880 Speaker 1: here in St. Louis with this lovely woman who's so 352 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,080 Speaker 1: smart and such a good interview or a Sarah Femski, 353 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,680 Speaker 1: and you know she talks like this it's like NPR 354 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,639 Speaker 1: on air in St. Louis, like St. Louis, and it's just, 355 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,720 Speaker 1: you know, she had just talked to some Afghan refugee 356 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,600 Speaker 1: and I was talking to someone about a book about 357 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,840 Speaker 1: discrimination in college campuses. And then she's like, F Boy 358 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,560 Speaker 1: Island host Nikki Glazer is here in studio to talk. 359 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,400 Speaker 1: And we had this whole interview and then we did 360 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,520 Speaker 1: a piece afterwards for the last five minutes, and she 361 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,560 Speaker 1: was like, I don't know. I was watching F Boy 362 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:58,040 Speaker 1: Island and I just and she doesn't listen to the podcast. 363 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,880 Speaker 1: She goes, I just got the sense that you could 364 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,240 Speaker 1: be like the next Oprah, Like you have a lot 365 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,560 Speaker 1: more to say and can empower women. And I was like, 366 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:08,240 Speaker 1: that's so weird because I was just saying I want 367 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:11,159 Speaker 1: to brine brown out and she was like, oh, I 368 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,639 Speaker 1: should have used that reference. I'm so old. I'm like, no, 369 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:17,119 Speaker 1: the Oprah's obviously a great one, but you can't compare 370 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:19,240 Speaker 1: yourself to Oprah. It's like comparing yourself to Beyonce. People 371 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,840 Speaker 1: are like, excuse me, you think you're gonna be Beyonce? 372 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:27,359 Speaker 1: Know I'm like, no, I mean I'm gonna be Um. 373 00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:32,920 Speaker 1: Like Michelle Williams Prosperity. Let's get Andrew in here. Andrew 374 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:45,320 Speaker 1: Andrew Howe impression of our toilet. Yeah, I know you did, 375 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:50,800 Speaker 1: I know. I know when I know, I know you, 376 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:54,600 Speaker 1: I could I know him when I know too much 377 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,840 Speaker 1: about you. It's weird. I but I know when you poop. 378 00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,359 Speaker 1: I know when you go in your room to poop 379 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:03,879 Speaker 1: um and then I hear through the wall, and that's 380 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:07,720 Speaker 1: that's that's just me practicing my stand up how just 381 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:14,520 Speaker 1: Lee bust I slept good last night? Uh yeah, trying 382 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:17,880 Speaker 1: to think. No, not recently. I haven't had too many 383 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:21,680 Speaker 1: midnight bouks. I think I'm a little bit I don't 384 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,080 Speaker 1: know what it is. I don't know what it is. 385 00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:24,679 Speaker 1: But I haven't been pooping in the middle of the night, 386 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,080 Speaker 1: which is nice, Which is all. I just haven't been 387 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 1: getting up to yes, okay, I've just been shipping in 388 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,919 Speaker 1: the bed. Were those eminem's in your bed or a 389 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:39,520 Speaker 1: little tiny? Well? What Seth didn't bring up yesterday is 390 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,840 Speaker 1: that they put sardines under my med I mean he 391 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,439 Speaker 1: didn't bring up a lot. We got we got off 392 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:46,160 Speaker 1: track with Seth. I wanted to just have stories about you. 393 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,520 Speaker 1: I like that he came in with like a plan, 394 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,919 Speaker 1: like how he was going to tell things. He had 395 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,240 Speaker 1: a couple of stories and wanted to get out. Um, 396 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,560 Speaker 1: he's a great guy. He's the best dude. I love 397 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:59,480 Speaker 1: him talking to him a decent amount, especially because he's 398 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,560 Speaker 1: so and I'm sober, and what are you talking about? 399 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:07,560 Speaker 1: Usually sobriety and like he's so we talk about, you know, 400 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,560 Speaker 1: shallow things, exports in the well. Yeah, we just talked 401 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:13,359 Speaker 1: about girls, pussies, you know. No, No, we talked about 402 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,359 Speaker 1: like it's funny with him because he was as silly 403 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,600 Speaker 1: as he was a little less silly to me, but 404 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:22,320 Speaker 1: we were always competitive about being funny. So now he's 405 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,800 Speaker 1: eight years sober, I'm three years and I feel like 406 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:29,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna catch up. Okay, Well that's that's 407 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,320 Speaker 1: the funny thing about sobriety, Like you can never get 408 00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:34,840 Speaker 1: more years than or you helped to never get more 409 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:38,600 Speaker 1: years than you, fellow sober brothers and sisters. Um, but 410 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,560 Speaker 1: hopefully he falls off and then I'm three years ahead. 411 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,760 Speaker 1: I guess that's so funny. But no, he's just he's 412 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,760 Speaker 1: like a different person now and he wasn't bad before. 413 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:52,840 Speaker 1: He was just self sabotaging. He does hearing him talk 414 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:56,680 Speaker 1: about it. Uh yeah. He seems to have a good 415 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,720 Speaker 1: a good head on his shoulders, A big head. He 416 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,480 Speaker 1: you know what, he has a little it looked bigger. 417 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,160 Speaker 1: It looks big on the thing. Yeah, he has a pinhead. 418 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:08,199 Speaker 1: He has a smaller head than me. That's crazy. I know, 419 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:11,480 Speaker 1: it's weird. It really looks big. A lot of gel, 420 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,560 Speaker 1: a lot of hair gel. That's it's the way alone 421 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,040 Speaker 1: that you know, the human head weighs eight pounds, but 422 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:21,600 Speaker 1: sets weighs fourteen with all the depth and two pounds 423 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:25,400 Speaker 1: without it, which is weird. Yeah, it was great having 424 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,680 Speaker 1: them on. I appreciate you. It is, of course it's 425 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,800 Speaker 1: fun to have friends on, and I think that our 426 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,600 Speaker 1: listeners enjoy that as well, like having people that we 427 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:36,080 Speaker 1: really know and who know us, and that just represents 428 00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:40,080 Speaker 1: the the common person that isn't maybe a I think 429 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,199 Speaker 1: that's why people like us, because we don't talk like 430 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,160 Speaker 1: we're famous, I hope, or like not famous, but like 431 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:48,080 Speaker 1: like we're in the biz. Maybe I do. I mean, 432 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,760 Speaker 1: I don't know. I was watching a Norm McDonald, Oh 433 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,960 Speaker 1: my god, the Norm clips Andrew sent me last night 434 00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:57,600 Speaker 1: or the clip was wild you guys, what do you 435 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,200 Speaker 1: have to google to get that YouTube? Red car bit 436 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:04,200 Speaker 1: Norm McDonald Jenny? Yeah, it was. It was a YouTube 437 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:08,480 Speaker 1: Comedy Awards and it was Norm McDonald hosting with two 438 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,359 Speaker 1: other people. One of them is Jenny Slide. One of 439 00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:15,160 Speaker 1: them some idiots. Sorry to you, sir, but I even 440 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,720 Speaker 1: went to it. I mean, this was seven years ago, 441 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:19,280 Speaker 1: but I went to this guy's instagram. He was so 442 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,359 Speaker 1: cringe and I hate saying it's so cringe, but dude, 443 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,679 Speaker 1: you sent me the clip being like, I go, Oh. 444 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,040 Speaker 1: I didn't say was cringe or anything. I just thought, 445 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:31,040 Speaker 1: he's he's perfectly mean. No, can I just say what 446 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,720 Speaker 1: you said about him? Because I go, I go, Andrew, 447 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,200 Speaker 1: what are you doing in your bedroom? Because he was 448 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,080 Speaker 1: just in there and I was like, come out and 449 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:40,040 Speaker 1: he was like, oh, I'm watching Norm clips. And I 450 00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:43,760 Speaker 1: said what are you learning? What you learn? And he said, 451 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:47,320 Speaker 1: be a horrible person, be a horrible personable person until 452 00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:49,600 Speaker 1: you die. I said horrible. He said, I mean he 453 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,560 Speaker 1: was quite mean in the best way. And I said example, 454 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,200 Speaker 1: and he sent me this clip and I go, which 455 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,840 Speaker 1: part because it's a long thing, and you go the 456 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,399 Speaker 1: whole thing. So then I was like, okay, I'll just 457 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:01,359 Speaker 1: watch the whole thing. I Norm is so funny. He 458 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,280 Speaker 1: calls the Lonely Island. He goes, the Lonely Island is 459 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,280 Speaker 1: coming up next to they're interviewing people as they go 460 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,720 Speaker 1: in this comedy red carpet and they're like, the Lonely 461 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,480 Speaker 1: Island's coming up next door, as I call them Andy 462 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:14,960 Speaker 1: Samberg and the other two guys. It's not it's honest, 463 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,040 Speaker 1: it's not mean. It's a joke. This is a comedy. Obviously. 464 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,640 Speaker 1: I know that I'm not moron. I know that he's 465 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:25,720 Speaker 1: being funny, but it's still mean because two guys are 466 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:29,280 Speaker 1: not happy about this. Child should have been happy. It's 467 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,480 Speaker 1: Norm McDonald. I'm just saying that they got a little 468 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,239 Speaker 1: butt hurt. Was really like not cool to me when 469 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,280 Speaker 1: they were just kind of like, um, all right, yeah yeah, 470 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:43,840 Speaker 1: because it's mean, but it's funny comedy. They should have 471 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,760 Speaker 1: been like, I don't know, Norm McDonald, maybe we're I'm 472 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,600 Speaker 1: watching this through the lens of like he's dead in 473 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,199 Speaker 1: a legend and everyone's just said what a legend he is, 474 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,920 Speaker 1: and before he died he wasn't maybe as talked about 475 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:58,159 Speaker 1: like such reverence, But um, I was a little bit like, 476 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,680 Speaker 1: come on, guys, of course was making a joke, but 477 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,400 Speaker 1: they were like not happy, and it made me awkward 478 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,560 Speaker 1: that they were not happy just laugh along when someone 479 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:11,000 Speaker 1: insults you. He was the guy who I think Andy 480 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,919 Speaker 1: was kind of trying to be like, oh like for 481 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:17,040 Speaker 1: the guys. I mean, and Andy does get it and 482 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,719 Speaker 1: he seems cool, But is there a comedian that you 483 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:23,600 Speaker 1: guys would want would like feel so happy to be 484 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:29,880 Speaker 1: roasted by, like, um, you know, like, honestly, I avoided 485 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:34,960 Speaker 1: Patrise O'Neil before he died because I I mean, obviously 486 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,080 Speaker 1: I've avoided him after he died too, but before he died, 487 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,400 Speaker 1: I would never want to run into him because he 488 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:44,760 Speaker 1: was someone that could just he wouldn't say Lonely Island 489 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,080 Speaker 1: and the other two guys. He might say that, but 490 00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:49,680 Speaker 1: that was that would be low level Patrese roasting. Patrese 491 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:55,359 Speaker 1: could like see your deepest insecurity right like right away 492 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,560 Speaker 1: and call it out in such a specific way that 493 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,159 Speaker 1: you It would be like, you know, when I've been 494 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,320 Speaker 1: roasted before and they've said things that I go, oh 495 00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:04,840 Speaker 1: my god, people, I thought that they were gonna make 496 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,320 Speaker 1: fun of my flat ass and the fact that no 497 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,400 Speaker 1: one knows who I am and I'm a whore, not 498 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,520 Speaker 1: that like I'm deeply insecure and I look like Owen Wilson. 499 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,840 Speaker 1: Like those kinds of things are like, Oh no, I 500 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,640 Speaker 1: thought I was the only one that thought that. That's 501 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,520 Speaker 1: what I never wanted. I missed out on meeting Patrice 502 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,719 Speaker 1: because I actively avoided him because I thought he'd be like, 503 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,359 Speaker 1: look at you over there, look quiet, like you know 504 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,120 Speaker 1: you're not as funny as everyone, and that's why you're 505 00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:29,840 Speaker 1: sitting there quiet because you somehow tricked your way into 506 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,000 Speaker 1: like he would call me up for my being an 507 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,040 Speaker 1: impostor that I think I am, which everyone goes, you're 508 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,240 Speaker 1: not an impostor, you are funny. I think he would 509 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,879 Speaker 1: be like, no, you're not, you are an impostor or 510 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,919 Speaker 1: something like he would confirm my deta'sphere. Yeah, there's a 511 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,400 Speaker 1: different there's a there's a certain tact to being roasted 512 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,000 Speaker 1: and being made fun of. I think for me, I 513 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,840 Speaker 1: like getting made fun of, usually by people that can 514 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,760 Speaker 1: take it back, like or it's like it's in good 515 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,959 Speaker 1: Like you could tell when someone's roasting where they're just 516 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:58,800 Speaker 1: being mean, you like, like not being I don't know, 517 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,719 Speaker 1: I feel like Patrese when he got made fun of. 518 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:05,439 Speaker 1: He he loved it too, even though no on the 519 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:09,320 Speaker 1: roast of oh well, yes that was Charlie Sheen. When 520 00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,960 Speaker 1: Amy went after Patrese and said, it's not only a 521 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,120 Speaker 1: roast of Charlie Sheen, but it's a it's a um, 522 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:19,920 Speaker 1: it's a funeral for Patrese's foot, she was like, he's 523 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:24,800 Speaker 1: like gonna die of diabetes. And she was like, um, 524 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:28,080 Speaker 1: she said something of like God, I have to find 525 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,240 Speaker 1: it because she went after him hard and he he 526 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,440 Speaker 1: got up. He's sitting there mumbling to himself while she's 527 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:34,760 Speaker 1: doing the jok and he goes, this bitch just sit 528 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,040 Speaker 1: next to me all night being nice. What the funk? Like? 529 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,280 Speaker 1: He's not laughing. He's very confused by it. He's kind 530 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,560 Speaker 1: of like, wait, she was jokes that night were about 531 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:47,920 Speaker 1: him like dying and dying of diabetes. Yeah, but that's 532 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,359 Speaker 1: what like, that's what you're supposed to do. The obviously, 533 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,320 Speaker 1: I just think that he thought is proply like a 534 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:58,000 Speaker 1: little but that's how he worked. Was calling out like 535 00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:02,320 Speaker 1: the most honest stuff. And in the thing is she 536 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,240 Speaker 1: she was calling he would that's what he does. So 537 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,040 Speaker 1: he was He's to me an example of someone who 538 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,960 Speaker 1: couldn't take it. But oftentimes comedians who are brilliant at 539 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,200 Speaker 1: calling out other people's things, they they see other people's 540 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,840 Speaker 1: things because they are so self aware of their own things, 541 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,800 Speaker 1: and because of that, they don't want to be called 542 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:23,920 Speaker 1: out for it. And you know that's I The guy 543 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,920 Speaker 1: on the red carpet that was doing so is Jenny 544 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:30,880 Speaker 1: slates some fucking guy, and that guy was so fucking cringe. 545 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,000 Speaker 1: At one point he has a Hannibal Buriss and he 546 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,320 Speaker 1: goes and well, when did you know you were funny? 547 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,320 Speaker 1: And by that, I don't mean like your sense of humor, 548 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,400 Speaker 1: like the way you look, and it was just like 549 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,439 Speaker 1: what it was so uncomfortable. It just said it just 550 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,840 Speaker 1: like sat there and die like. And then Norm McDonald 551 00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:50,960 Speaker 1: told a joke about his doctor calling him ugly, like 552 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,320 Speaker 1: it was a self deficating joke, and the guy goes, yeah, 553 00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:55,199 Speaker 1: I can see how he would say that, Yeah, I 554 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,080 Speaker 1: mean you're really ug like he just it was just 555 00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,919 Speaker 1: so awkward. He's so bad at he That guy was 556 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,560 Speaker 1: like funny for YouTube pranks, you know, like yeah, that's 557 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,000 Speaker 1: why he got the job. And he didn't know he's 558 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:10,399 Speaker 1: never I think, probably been around someone that's actually funny. 559 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,399 Speaker 1: Like in his world, he's probably the like, oh he 560 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,240 Speaker 1: got him. He said he's ugly, and everyone's like, dude, 561 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,840 Speaker 1: you're fucking great. And that guy was probably told he 562 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,400 Speaker 1: was great until that day, you know what I mean, 563 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,640 Speaker 1: Like that guy was probably like, dude, you're the funniest. 564 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:27,760 Speaker 1: Oh no, they're fucking He's gonna prankers, dude, that's the fun. 565 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,639 Speaker 1: And then he gets there and he's never put it 566 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:34,159 Speaker 1: together that ensemble. Either it's a genius or or like 567 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,680 Speaker 1: didn't really think, I mean retrospect, it was like, it's 568 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,440 Speaker 1: glorious because norm is just so on fire with all 569 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:45,120 Speaker 1: the stars are here tonight and he started reading creating 570 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,000 Speaker 1: all these YouTube stars that no one's ever heard of, 571 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,960 Speaker 1: and um, yeah, he's just like he. But I thought, 572 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,360 Speaker 1: what I liked about Norman that is that he laughed 573 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,760 Speaker 1: when people made fun of him. He actually was like 574 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,600 Speaker 1: enjoying it. He would give people good laughs. He was encouraging. 575 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,640 Speaker 1: He wasn't one of these comics that like thinks. I mean, 576 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,920 Speaker 1: he had the ability to sit back and never laugh 577 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,440 Speaker 1: at anything anyone else does because he was so funny. 578 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,480 Speaker 1: He's so much funnier than everyone else. He could sit 579 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,240 Speaker 1: on his throne and be like but he was generous 580 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,000 Speaker 1: with laughter. Well, the video is also watching last night 581 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,280 Speaker 1: to him he was talking about to allude back to 582 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,640 Speaker 1: like hopefully we just talked like regular people, because we 583 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,120 Speaker 1: are just regular people at the end of the day, 584 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:26,120 Speaker 1: everyone's the same, We're regular, were regular. Yeah, where all 585 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:30,560 Speaker 1: those things I'm ladded and um, I think like I think, 586 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,840 Speaker 1: Like he said something about like no one wants the 587 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:37,080 Speaker 1: guy that's the smart the smartest comic, like the guy 588 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,360 Speaker 1: that's like you know, I don't know. It was just interesting, 589 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,200 Speaker 1: like he was saying, like I I go after being 590 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,800 Speaker 1: like playing the smart dumb guy essentially. But you know, 591 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,200 Speaker 1: people love George Carlin because he was so brilliant with 592 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,800 Speaker 1: his takes. I mean, obviously there's a way to do 593 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,640 Speaker 1: smart comedy where it's still impressive, but it could come 594 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,120 Speaker 1: off preachy, I think, And that was what he was 595 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,480 Speaker 1: saying last night in his video about because he was brilliant. 596 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:04,280 Speaker 1: I mean, he do that kind of comedy where it's 597 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:07,000 Speaker 1: like this is but I don't think he could because 598 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:10,160 Speaker 1: he wasn't like that normally. George Carlin was like that. 599 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,960 Speaker 1: He was very intense and talked like that. You see 600 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,560 Speaker 1: him an interview, he talks like this, Norm, It's about consistency, 601 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,600 Speaker 1: It's about being the person you are off stage on stage. 602 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:22,640 Speaker 1: And for everyone that says talk to Norm like that 603 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,640 Speaker 1: knew him personally. He was pretty much the same on 604 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,520 Speaker 1: and off stage. And I think that those are the 605 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:32,760 Speaker 1: best comedians and those are the ones that aren't. And 606 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:39,840 Speaker 1: the Edge he's coming in later today. I can't wait 607 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,840 Speaker 1: for Edge to show up if he is. I mean, 608 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,680 Speaker 1: I know he's really busy with everything he has going 609 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:48,440 Speaker 1: on a lot of pussy downtown, but he might stop 610 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:52,000 Speaker 1: by in between. Yeah, it's just um, you know. I 611 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:55,760 Speaker 1: have to always stop myself from proselytizing and like getting 612 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,360 Speaker 1: on my soapbox and being like I know better. But 613 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,440 Speaker 1: at the same time, I admit I read thirds of books. 614 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:05,080 Speaker 1: I admit I don't have I'm I don't know certain 615 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:09,240 Speaker 1: Like while I'm saying things, I'll be like, also I'm dumb. 616 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,960 Speaker 1: Like I throw in that constantly because I want to. 617 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,000 Speaker 1: I want to make people aware that even though I'm 618 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,680 Speaker 1: acting like I know what I'm talking about, I don't. 619 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:21,120 Speaker 1: I don't necessarily know the other day, my sister goes you, 620 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,960 Speaker 1: you talk like it's just like that's the way it 621 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,840 Speaker 1: is and there's no other way. And I go, I know, 622 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,440 Speaker 1: because I think that it's that way, and so I 623 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,000 Speaker 1: do think that. But you're entitled to have that's your 624 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:35,040 Speaker 1: problem if you if you disagree with me, disagree with me. 625 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,880 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna see what happens if I disagree with you, 626 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:41,120 Speaker 1: And sometimes I'll go, I'll I'm a good arguer, for sure, 627 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,760 Speaker 1: I'm a good debater. But if you are right, debate me, 628 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,200 Speaker 1: and like, let's have it to debate you this morning 629 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,560 Speaker 1: about the two weeks O off thing. And I looked 630 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:54,520 Speaker 1: it up and you're you're I I think there's uh, 631 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,920 Speaker 1: we're both kind of in the in the middle, but 632 00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:58,680 Speaker 1: there is a thing. I get what you're I get 633 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,080 Speaker 1: what you're saying, because how you were saying. Sometimes what 634 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,720 Speaker 1: um if you shoot it in your cock, it makes 635 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,600 Speaker 1: no I know when you zof takes two weeks to 636 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,680 Speaker 1: like work, and so whatever you're feeling from the zolof 637 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,600 Speaker 1: today is the zoloft you took two weeks ago. So 638 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,640 Speaker 1: if you if you miss a dose two weeks ago, 639 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:18,640 Speaker 1: it's not you're not gonna feel it today. You're gonna 640 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,240 Speaker 1: feel it in two weeks at least. That's what my 641 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,360 Speaker 1: psychiatrist used to tell me, which is interesting because so 642 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:27,080 Speaker 1: I'm whatever. I went and googled it obviously because I 643 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,320 Speaker 1: was just like, I don't because you know, you take Adville. 644 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,040 Speaker 1: So there's shelf life of drugs and you, so it's 645 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:37,480 Speaker 1: like twenty half life. Yeah, half life and shelf shelf 646 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:41,760 Speaker 1: half life. There's a That's why I can't debate with you. 647 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,120 Speaker 1: I can't even say two words without I just don't 648 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,720 Speaker 1: want no. I know I'm sucking around, but no. But like, 649 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:52,560 Speaker 1: so it could be twenty six hours later it's fifty 650 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,360 Speaker 1: in you, and then another six hours a quarter a 651 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,440 Speaker 1: half of that is in you. And then it says 652 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:02,080 Speaker 1: you can have withdrawal symptom within two to three days 653 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,520 Speaker 1: from not taking your dose because it is actually out 654 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,960 Speaker 1: of your system. But I see how it could be 655 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,600 Speaker 1: confusing because it does take two weeks to start. I 656 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:14,160 Speaker 1: was told specifically that when you skip a dose, don't worry, 657 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,920 Speaker 1: it's going to be a two weeks later that you're 658 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,280 Speaker 1: going to feel like I was told that by a 659 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,080 Speaker 1: psych like a psychiatrist, like a doctor. So that's why 660 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,200 Speaker 1: I thought that that there are some drugs that stay 661 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:26,440 Speaker 1: in you. Some SSR I said, actually have longer half lives. 662 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:30,600 Speaker 1: I guess it then, is actually one of the quickest ones. 663 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,680 Speaker 1: I think paxel is zoft is actually one of the 664 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,680 Speaker 1: longest ones. But we could look that up. I think 665 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,120 Speaker 1: Zoloft is actually on the extreme side of like the 666 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,000 Speaker 1: longer half life, but I could be wrong. The thing 667 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,960 Speaker 1: is like, I didn't have it for three days though, 668 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000 Speaker 1: and I think I was just tired from the road 669 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:49,720 Speaker 1: and the thing that I looked up it's called withdrawals. Yeah, 670 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,400 Speaker 1: because I was like, I don't know that I'm right, 671 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,080 Speaker 1: and then um, I got distracted and didn't tell you. 672 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,720 Speaker 1: But I wasn't gonna like, oh, I'm not right. I'm 673 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,720 Speaker 1: not going to tell him. I know, I didn't think 674 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,920 Speaker 1: that I looked it up and I was not fully right. 675 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,520 Speaker 1: But but you're all the symptims you described as from 676 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,760 Speaker 1: someone not taking their medicine. Yeah, I think it's a 677 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,840 Speaker 1: mixture of that. And we did travel a lot. Oh yeah, 678 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,839 Speaker 1: you get travel hangovers and you had that long ass 679 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,840 Speaker 1: travel day. I mean, like it makes sense, but you 680 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,440 Speaker 1: know you were shutting yourself in your room for a 681 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,160 Speaker 1: couple of days and I was like, is he depressed? 682 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,400 Speaker 1: Well yesterday I was like, really fucked up? What does 683 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,279 Speaker 1: that mean? No, like meant like I couldn't concentrate on 684 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:30,440 Speaker 1: anything and my brain felt like very hazy, and I 685 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,520 Speaker 1: don't know. I just in the past, I would probably 686 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,640 Speaker 1: get a time. I'd probably have a panic attack yesterday 687 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:41,319 Speaker 1: if I didn't have so of what would have cost it? Know? 688 00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,239 Speaker 1: You noticed times when I just think over I just 689 00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:49,279 Speaker 1: think tiredness and then wanting to get so sometimes what 690 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,480 Speaker 1: happens is I'll get so tired, my body will feel tired. 691 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,120 Speaker 1: I'll feel bad for being tired, and then I go, well, 692 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,640 Speaker 1: why can't I think straight? Think straight? Andre and like 693 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,560 Speaker 1: try to tell myself because is I mean? I'll be 694 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,480 Speaker 1: completely I get jealous of how like yesterday you're like 695 00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:07,160 Speaker 1: out there talking and you're like and like you don't 696 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,960 Speaker 1: get affected by like travel, you don't get affected by 697 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,600 Speaker 1: certain things. And it's like, I'm like, why am I 698 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,880 Speaker 1: fucking so tired? And then I think you might judge 699 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,040 Speaker 1: me for that? And then I judge myself for that, 700 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,920 Speaker 1: and then I'm like, well just then be better, be 701 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,360 Speaker 1: be be aware, And so then that's when the panic 702 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,800 Speaker 1: would set in of being like get back on track. 703 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:30,320 Speaker 1: So it's like the guilt over the the anxiety over 704 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:36,040 Speaker 1: the judgment, both from externally and inside yourself of like you, yeah, 705 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,200 Speaker 1: you can't just let yourself be sad or yet or 706 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,840 Speaker 1: not be lazy or be low. I was really depressed 707 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:46,760 Speaker 1: on Monday night, like because I, uh, yeah, I traveled 708 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,040 Speaker 1: all day and then I get back and I was 709 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:51,400 Speaker 1: trying to fulfill the void of like feeling restless and 710 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,600 Speaker 1: feeling like lonely and just feeling all these things where 711 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:58,200 Speaker 1: I filled it with like masturbation and then filled it 712 00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:01,279 Speaker 1: with trying to watch TV. Then that didn't work, and 713 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,080 Speaker 1: I was just like I need to take a melotonein 714 00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:07,520 Speaker 1: and get out of this. And I also I I 715 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,680 Speaker 1: texted a bunch of friends being like I'm really depressed 716 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,680 Speaker 1: right now, but it's because of A, B and C, 717 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,000 Speaker 1: Like there's this isn't me being a bad person or 718 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:18,640 Speaker 1: like weak. It's like there's reasons for it and it'll 719 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:23,600 Speaker 1: be different tomorrow. That's the last sentences where I can 720 00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,160 Speaker 1: get to now where I couldn't get to before. Is 721 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,279 Speaker 1: a day from now or two days from now, you're 722 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:34,800 Speaker 1: gonna be fine, just wait and be patient. I also 723 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,399 Speaker 1: have a trouble enjoying the fine times sometimes though, because 724 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:42,000 Speaker 1: I'm like, it's gonna get bad again, like nothing's ever 725 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,319 Speaker 1: gonna last, Like don't get to it because I think 726 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,279 Speaker 1: I think that that is part of the depression, is 727 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,879 Speaker 1: when you get so excited about I'm never gonna be 728 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,759 Speaker 1: fat again, I'm always going to be in shape, I'm 729 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,920 Speaker 1: always going to have a zest for life. Everything is 730 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,080 Speaker 1: always going to be great when you are again, the 731 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,600 Speaker 1: disappointment is so big. So even when I'm having a 732 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,440 Speaker 1: great time where I feel like I'm so attractive, my 733 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,839 Speaker 1: waist is so tiny and I'm tan and my skin 734 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,880 Speaker 1: is clear, don't get fucking wrapped up in that stuff. 735 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,400 Speaker 1: Don't feel like that's your identity and a reason to 736 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,799 Speaker 1: be happy, because it will go away, all of it 737 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:17,160 Speaker 1: will and if and that's that's I just want to 738 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,080 Speaker 1: balance of like accepting when I'm good, accepting when I'm bad, 739 00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,160 Speaker 1: and not having it mean who I am? Um? And 740 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:33,680 Speaker 1: let's get to the news. So true, So tellst the 741 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,399 Speaker 1: weekend is here. Boy. I hope you have it all 742 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,439 Speaker 1: the swells out there, and I hope you checked out 743 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,960 Speaker 1: a video on YouTube. This is my no on inact 744 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:48,960 Speaker 1: down in the French quarter. You have the h the 745 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,840 Speaker 1: accent that comes out when we go to the baseball 746 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,520 Speaker 1: game and a foul ball gets it and you go, oh, 747 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,239 Speaker 1: come on down, down down now, every town ball end 748 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:59,880 Speaker 1: up in my lap. He can't say it's so far. 749 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,640 Speaker 1: It's the thing that maybe you can do that makes 750 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,400 Speaker 1: me laugh harder than anything. Isn't it's because it's it 751 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:08,360 Speaker 1: doesn't even seem like he's meditated, Like it's not premeditated 752 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:11,279 Speaker 1: to scream now, no go I'm down now. It just 753 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:14,279 Speaker 1: is a it's a reflex that a ball shoots up 754 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,680 Speaker 1: and he just goes, oh, now come down on down now, now, now, 755 00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:21,919 Speaker 1: come on down now. Now. I love it so much 756 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:25,120 Speaker 1: because like a sneeze, like you can't help it, because 757 00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:27,399 Speaker 1: when it's like especially when it's like two hundred feet 758 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,200 Speaker 1: away just looking to my left and right of people 759 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,640 Speaker 1: going this kind of thing is gonna. But yet you 760 00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:35,960 Speaker 1: get embarrassed with me when I picked up Luigi ship 761 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,279 Speaker 1: on the street with some leaves. But why are you 762 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:42,400 Speaker 1: not embarrassed of that beautiful To walk away from the people, 763 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,439 Speaker 1: you have to sit there and sit with them. That's 764 00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:46,920 Speaker 1: the beautiful of sports that you could yell anything. You 765 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:50,160 Speaker 1: could yell cheta cheese, come on down there on the 766 00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:54,279 Speaker 1: mouth chetta of the harmarty and everyone goes, what yeah, 767 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,439 Speaker 1: har party sounds like a picture it is? He played 768 00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:01,200 Speaker 1: for the carbon. He lives in our built, Like, yeah, 769 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,160 Speaker 1: there's one. There's one guy on the Cardinals team who 770 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,200 Speaker 1: lives in our building. And I always see him on 771 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,440 Speaker 1: a Lime scooter. So when we went to the Cardinals game, 772 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,120 Speaker 1: my sister and I were when he went up to 773 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,680 Speaker 1: about we were like, write that love, you'll write that love. 774 00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:15,240 Speaker 1: People were just like what but they didn't care because 775 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,239 Speaker 1: you can shout anything. I mean, a person like that 776 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,839 Speaker 1: in my life. Yet that because because he's always writing 777 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,040 Speaker 1: it be the press. Don't you going right to mardel 778 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,920 Speaker 1: down now you'll be okay boy, okay, news al right. 779 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,920 Speaker 1: I love birds getting in on a car getting this 780 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,280 Speaker 1: is about love? Actual love birds? Or is this about 781 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:39,040 Speaker 1: two people? People? People that two people dressed as lovebirds 782 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,280 Speaker 1: getting it on in a car had to be rescued 783 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:45,360 Speaker 1: by cops after releasing the Toyota Yars hard handbrake, rolling 784 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,800 Speaker 1: down a hill and the car rolling on its side. 785 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,120 Speaker 1: The police report says the couple were strengthening their relationship. 786 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,400 Speaker 1: So this couple be fucking in a jaris. I was 787 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:58,120 Speaker 1: picturing her like putting the E break inside of her 788 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:02,560 Speaker 1: and strengthening her pussy. I've always there's something sexual about 789 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,239 Speaker 1: that E break that sometimes I do just want to 790 00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:08,080 Speaker 1: sit on it because dude, when it's it's hard to 791 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:12,360 Speaker 1: push down, there's something about like I think I will 792 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,600 Speaker 1: do that in my life. I want a relationship where 793 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,799 Speaker 1: a guy gets in the car and I'm like just like, oh, 794 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,760 Speaker 1: I'm looking for something and I have like my skirt 795 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,560 Speaker 1: over it so they don't know, and I'm like, um, 796 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,319 Speaker 1: I might just have the break inside me and they'll go, 797 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,200 Speaker 1: what the fuck is wrong? I love doing weird sex 798 00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:28,040 Speaker 1: things and having guys go what is wrong with you? 799 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,279 Speaker 1: And I'm just like, isn't this hilarious? This is in me? 800 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,440 Speaker 1: And then it's like the hand break though it's like 801 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:37,000 Speaker 1: a strong construction man with tough things, like tough hands, 802 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,120 Speaker 1: Like that's how it feels like when you pull it up. 803 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,960 Speaker 1: I don't mean the ones that are like, you know, 804 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,200 Speaker 1: like the old school ones right where it's a manual 805 00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:46,920 Speaker 1: like car where you're having to like I mean the 806 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:50,319 Speaker 1: break it's almost like skinnier than a deck. Yeah yeah, 807 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,200 Speaker 1: but it makes that sound. It gives you like that 808 00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:56,040 Speaker 1: really like you gotta pull it those last that last inches. 809 00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:59,719 Speaker 1: It's literally like you're stopping the car from going down 810 00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:02,120 Speaker 1: the hill with just your hands. Some girls can't getting 811 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,280 Speaker 1: really aroused by the way a man drives. I didn't 812 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:09,000 Speaker 1: know that about myself, but I can be really unattracted 813 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,080 Speaker 1: to someone by how they drive and then really horned up. 814 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,920 Speaker 1: I think it's about feeling safe and feeling like they 815 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,520 Speaker 1: take chances and they're just like badass, and like I 816 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,520 Speaker 1: want to feel safe but also be like a little 817 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,600 Speaker 1: bit like, oh my god, he's like kind of going fast, 818 00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:26,840 Speaker 1: Like that's my like zone of arousal is like feeling 819 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,239 Speaker 1: like I'm protected and he's worried about me and like 820 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,360 Speaker 1: he's buckled up and like he's not gonna put me 821 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,520 Speaker 1: in harm's way, but we're gonna like he's gonna get 822 00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:37,000 Speaker 1: me there like an old stick shift, Like does that 823 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,560 Speaker 1: turn you on? I don't care what you drive. I 824 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,799 Speaker 1: just like the vibe of like your your your vibe 825 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,120 Speaker 1: on the road, but that there's a thin line between 826 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:49,120 Speaker 1: that and being right like driving too fast and too erratic. No, 827 00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:50,759 Speaker 1: I don't want him to do it for show. I 828 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,320 Speaker 1: want him to do it so we get there fast, 829 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,840 Speaker 1: and like he's just like God, these people don't like 830 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,960 Speaker 1: it's kind of like me, Like I drive in a 831 00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:01,319 Speaker 1: way that's like I'm Everyone around me is probably thinks 832 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,560 Speaker 1: I'm a crazy driver, but what I'm doing is like 833 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,760 Speaker 1: I know where I'm going and I'm more spatially aware, 834 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,560 Speaker 1: and people are just kind of like and I'm just like, Okay, 835 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,319 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna cut in front of you because you're slow, 836 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,120 Speaker 1: and I know you're not going to speed up erratically 837 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,480 Speaker 1: because I've been seeing you for a half mile now 838 00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:19,279 Speaker 1: driving thirty in a forty, So I'm gonna I'm just 839 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:20,600 Speaker 1: gonna go in front of you, even though I know 840 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,480 Speaker 1: there's like two car lengths for me to weave in 841 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,520 Speaker 1: front of before I hit the car in front of me. 842 00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:28,600 Speaker 1: It seems crazy, but I know there's no way this 843 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,520 Speaker 1: guy is gonna all of a sudden speed up and 844 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:37,120 Speaker 1: block me. Yes, but that does happen now, I have 845 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:38,920 Speaker 1: I've been in one wreck when I was sixteen, i 846 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,680 Speaker 1: hit a garbage man, but since then, I've never been 847 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:44,560 Speaker 1: in line that canna be a line from Clueless. That's 848 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,600 Speaker 1: such a funny line. But when you're sixteen, you get 849 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:51,480 Speaker 1: a pass. When you get first get your license, I 850 00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:55,040 Speaker 1: gotta wreck my first month every Like any parents out 851 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,400 Speaker 1: there do, do not let your children just get a 852 00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,759 Speaker 1: license and just go willy nilly. They don't know what 853 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:03,040 Speaker 1: they're wing. When you're sixteen and you like pulling, I 854 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:06,000 Speaker 1: would pull into like another lane and like completely like 855 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,399 Speaker 1: run a guy off the road, and then he'd get 856 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,080 Speaker 1: up in me and go, what the funk man? Fuck you? 857 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:16,279 Speaker 1: And I'd be like a sorry about when people run 858 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,759 Speaker 1: like get in my lane and they don't see me, 859 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,839 Speaker 1: I don't go what's wrong with you? I'm just like 860 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:25,879 Speaker 1: they didn't see me, Like it's okay, just slow down 861 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,920 Speaker 1: and go oh, like you protect them from themselves, Like 862 00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:32,560 Speaker 1: don't I hate people that see someone making an error 863 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,560 Speaker 1: and then they speed up so that the error is 864 00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,960 Speaker 1: even worse. It is opposed to just seeing someone making 865 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 Speaker 1: the error and giving them room to make the error 866 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,320 Speaker 1: like it's okay, Like you've done that too. Wouldn't you 867 00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,200 Speaker 1: want someone to give you space as opposed to like, 868 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:46,880 Speaker 1: actually I'm going to speed up to show them that 869 00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,319 Speaker 1: that was so dangerous, Like now you're making it a 870 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,359 Speaker 1: thing when really they're not going to learn from that. 871 00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,560 Speaker 1: Just give them space and make the road a safer place. 872 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,200 Speaker 1: My brother's like, we're in Florida, like that guy could 873 00:43:57,239 --> 00:44:00,160 Speaker 1: have a gun, and I'm like, exactly, that's the thing. 874 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:05,040 Speaker 1: It's like these beg men out there. Stop when if 875 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,040 Speaker 1: I accidentally don't see you in my blind spot and 876 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:11,520 Speaker 1: I start to veer over, honk gently, but then don't 877 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,080 Speaker 1: speed up so that it's more dangerous. And if you 878 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,160 Speaker 1: can break enough so that this dumb idiot that didn't 879 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,719 Speaker 1: check all of her rear view mirrors enough can just 880 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,160 Speaker 1: ease into the road because you know you can do that. 881 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,600 Speaker 1: But if you're trying. But this goes back to your 882 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:27,319 Speaker 1: first thing. If I see something, I squeeze in and 883 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,000 Speaker 1: I know they're not, but then that behavior probably leads 884 00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:33,080 Speaker 1: to you eventually cutting someone off. That's that's why I 885 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,000 Speaker 1: don't know. It's not I don't cut people off. I 886 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,400 Speaker 1: just get in front of them in a way that 887 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,360 Speaker 1: they might be like, wow, that's going faster than me, 888 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,120 Speaker 1: and got in front of me. I'm not going cutting 889 00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:42,680 Speaker 1: them off so that they have to break they don't 890 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,000 Speaker 1: they can keep going. I do everything so that everything 891 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:48,200 Speaker 1: can stay the way it was. There's no me making 892 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:51,040 Speaker 1: someone have to go what But oftentimes they do that 893 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,680 Speaker 1: because they're crazy and they're they're too anxious, and that's 894 00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:58,040 Speaker 1: not my fault, but I do, but I do. You know. Anyway, 895 00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:01,200 Speaker 1: sex in a car is so hot, so people like, 896 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:03,840 Speaker 1: uh the jarus. I love a guy that drives the 897 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,800 Speaker 1: rus is getting laid. I love um that. The cops 898 00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,520 Speaker 1: reported it as them strengthening their relationship and gave him 899 00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:14,400 Speaker 1: kind of a pass on that. I think yards a 900 00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:17,239 Speaker 1: small car to fucking you. Yeah. Yeah, like at the 901 00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:18,919 Speaker 1: back of a land cruiser with the seats are down. 902 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,040 Speaker 1: That's like a full lunch. Yeah, like a studio bedroom. Yeah, 903 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,799 Speaker 1: it's pretty How did it work out? It was just 904 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:26,840 Speaker 1: like me and my ex boyfriend were both living with 905 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:29,160 Speaker 1: our parents at the time. It was like over like 906 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,160 Speaker 1: a no. Actually we were both living with their parts 907 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:32,920 Speaker 1: and so we didn't have a place to go, and 908 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,960 Speaker 1: we were both broke, so we couldn't get a hotel room, 909 00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:38,400 Speaker 1: and so I was what music was playing was the 910 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,719 Speaker 1: a c on was the windows. When I would hook 911 00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,920 Speaker 1: up in a car, you fogged out no, I would not. 912 00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,839 Speaker 1: I would turn off the car. But you know my dad, 913 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,839 Speaker 1: My dad has taught me to not nothing hotter than 914 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,759 Speaker 1: a girl being like, we gotta turn the car off. 915 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:54,319 Speaker 1: And number one waste of energy is when you have 916 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:57,279 Speaker 1: a car that's just turned on and just running as 917 00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,759 Speaker 1: it's parked. So you should have the a. I mean 918 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,360 Speaker 1: you're sitting there. It was in the winter, so like 919 00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:03,840 Speaker 1: it would get cold and then we would heat it 920 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,080 Speaker 1: up with our body heat and it was kind of fun. Yeah. Yeah, 921 00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,640 Speaker 1: it's hard. It's hard too, like those positions. It's not. 922 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,520 Speaker 1: It's not it's not a set like in movies. It's like, oh, 923 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,200 Speaker 1: my first time I'm going to be in a bag 924 00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:17,719 Speaker 1: scene and you know there's always that scene. I mean, 925 00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,440 Speaker 1: what kind of guy. I just want to get fingered 926 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,919 Speaker 1: while the guy drives and I'm in the passenger seat. Yeah, 927 00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:23,920 Speaker 1: that's one time my ex boyfriend and I we were 928 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,319 Speaker 1: driving across the country and he hooked up. He had 929 00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,480 Speaker 1: a He brought in one of those boxes that has 930 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:31,120 Speaker 1: plugs in it so that we could plug in the 931 00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,920 Speaker 1: wand which was our the third party of our relationship. 932 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,400 Speaker 1: And I had the wand we're driving across the country. 933 00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,440 Speaker 1: We're doing like a road trip that girl just got 934 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:41,200 Speaker 1: murdered on kind of thing. It was the same kind 935 00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:43,560 Speaker 1: of road trip of like all the national parks driving 936 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:48,120 Speaker 1: to l A from New York, and um yeah, I 937 00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,160 Speaker 1: would just be like getting it in the front seat 938 00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,719 Speaker 1: and he would just be driving and like it was 939 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,000 Speaker 1: so that was so hot. I love that. I just 940 00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,279 Speaker 1: love being uh yeah. And then you ever get think 941 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,879 Speaker 1: you got caught. Sometimes I just to jerk off when 942 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,960 Speaker 1: I drive and I feel like, no, I never no. 943 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,600 Speaker 1: I would put up like a T shirt in the window. 944 00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,160 Speaker 1: I didn't want anyone to see it. I don't like 945 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,440 Speaker 1: people seeing me having sex. I'm not like one of 946 00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:11,239 Speaker 1: those unless people want to watch. That's different. But subjecting 947 00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:14,600 Speaker 1: the public to that it's not good. It's you end 948 00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:18,520 Speaker 1: up having to have road ahead. I've gotten road ahead. 949 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,320 Speaker 1: I don't love it because I have to remember a 950 00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,200 Speaker 1: joke that I used to do about this. What about it? Um? 951 00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:26,839 Speaker 1: I used to have a joke that I don't want 952 00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:28,120 Speaker 1: to do it because I think I might put in 953 00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,319 Speaker 1: my special it's really good, But I used to do 954 00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:34,200 Speaker 1: it all the time. I liked it giving RoadHead because 955 00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:35,759 Speaker 1: first of all, it's That's why I think I have 956 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:39,840 Speaker 1: like I'm I'm always turned on by someone when they're driving, 957 00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,239 Speaker 1: and I kind of want to, Like I like when 958 00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:45,680 Speaker 1: a guy has to like do something like focus and 959 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,520 Speaker 1: like it's trying not to come kind of thing. I 960 00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,680 Speaker 1: like doing it when like when a girl trying to 961 00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:55,400 Speaker 1: perform surgery and I go down on like something like 962 00:47:55,400 --> 00:48:00,719 Speaker 1: like hard transplant. Yeah serious, Oh my god, that's that's 963 00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:02,839 Speaker 1: got to be a porn genre where it's like, can 964 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,320 Speaker 1: you save my dad's Like this family is just begging, 965 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,560 Speaker 1: Like the surgery is very intricate, and if she's not 966 00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:11,040 Speaker 1: totally focused and the guy's going down on her, that 967 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,400 Speaker 1: would be so hot. I know that there's a lot 968 00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,680 Speaker 1: of porn where the girls talking to her friends and 969 00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:18,600 Speaker 1: a guy's going down and she's just like yeah. Like 970 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,600 Speaker 1: that's where like I like Biden giving a presidential address, 971 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,839 Speaker 1: and I think we had a president that actually was big. 972 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,240 Speaker 1: Clinton definitely got a blow job, stay to the unions 973 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:33,919 Speaker 1: talking about domestic terrorism or okay, next story, um let's 974 00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:39,400 Speaker 1: see here. Oh another yards no, that would be Apple 975 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:43,160 Speaker 1: is working on an algorithm that looks like user users 976 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:47,000 Speaker 1: health information such as physical activity levels, sleep patterns, of 977 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:51,680 Speaker 1: mobility and effort to create software that could diagnose depression. 978 00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,640 Speaker 1: So they're gonna make like an app to actually be 979 00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:59,000 Speaker 1: called duh, Like you don't need to look at my 980 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:03,240 Speaker 1: heart Set's just am I an American who has Instagram 981 00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:08,279 Speaker 1: diagnosis depressed? Everyone is depressed? Can I just say that? 982 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,839 Speaker 1: Stop acting like you're too good for depression? Who do 983 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,680 Speaker 1: you know that's not depressed? If you do know someone, 984 00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:17,200 Speaker 1: it's someone who doesn't have a smartphone or theirs. It's 985 00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:20,960 Speaker 1: just like everyone's kind of deprised. It's not it's it's 986 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,000 Speaker 1: okay to admit it, but that is a computer being 987 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:27,799 Speaker 1: like based off this and this and this, and like 988 00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,120 Speaker 1: it's like shut the funk up, Like I like, no, 989 00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:35,640 Speaker 1: it's like, do you follow em Rada and Alexis reren Um, Yeah, 990 00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:40,680 Speaker 1: you have severe depression? You followed Dan Blizzarian. Yeah you might. 991 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,920 Speaker 1: You're probably suicidal and we should just admit you to 992 00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,480 Speaker 1: a hospital right now. Like and then you're like thanks Apple, 993 00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,600 Speaker 1: like I would have never known, and like Apple gives 994 00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:52,239 Speaker 1: a fuck about our mental No, they want to know 995 00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:56,240 Speaker 1: because you'll buy more when you're depressed, and then they'll 996 00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,600 Speaker 1: give you more ads during that time because now they 997 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,880 Speaker 1: know yeah, now it's all and they probably are in 998 00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:06,200 Speaker 1: with pharmaceutical companies to like okay. Well, the the other day, 999 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:09,000 Speaker 1: I I cannot believe this app that was that was 1000 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,959 Speaker 1: you know, marketed to me on my stories. I'm watching 1001 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:15,400 Speaker 1: Instagram stories flips to one and it was like, do 1002 00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:19,040 Speaker 1: you not understand your emotions? Are your emotions blocked? Do 1003 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:23,160 Speaker 1: you have trouble cry? I was like, this motherfucker, how 1004 00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:27,240 Speaker 1: did it know my specific thing that I don't cry 1005 00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,839 Speaker 1: that I've blocked you in your bathroom right now? Are 1006 00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:33,440 Speaker 1: you looking in the mirror? Are you telling yourself so specific? 1007 00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:37,279 Speaker 1: How did someone make an app or program that this 1008 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:41,120 Speaker 1: cater to my needs? It felt it felt like a 1009 00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,160 Speaker 1: bot made it, you know, like a bot made an 1010 00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:46,160 Speaker 1: app that's going to reroute me to an app like 1011 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:48,920 Speaker 1: it like it's it's just it's what. I don't trust 1012 00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:55,080 Speaker 1: anything anymore. I can't. I'm just like, how did that? 1013 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,480 Speaker 1: It really felt? It didn't feel good, but you didn't 1014 00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:02,440 Speaker 1: feel seen. Sometimes with with you know, Posh Mark or 1015 00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,080 Speaker 1: like some of the shopping sides are going to they'll 1016 00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,480 Speaker 1: they'll really nail my needs where I go. This person 1017 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,719 Speaker 1: knows me better than anyone but no, I felt seen 1018 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:14,200 Speaker 1: for sure. I mean that is interesting that our phones 1019 00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,719 Speaker 1: know us better than our partners, Like our phones will 1020 00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:22,000 Speaker 1: suggest presence for us to get ourselves. That your your 1021 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:26,400 Speaker 1: husband would never buy you. Yeah, your wife, And it's like, motherfucker, 1022 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:29,680 Speaker 1: I wanted a new PlayStation. I didn't want to Pandora 1023 00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:36,000 Speaker 1: like jewelry, like shitty charm bracelet with a martini glass on, 1024 00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:40,560 Speaker 1: like you know, I wanted a divorce. Yeah, my app 1025 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:46,719 Speaker 1: somehow new that. All right, let's take a quick break 1026 00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:56,200 Speaker 1: and we'll be back with our weekly sports Alright, we're back. Okay, 1027 00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:03,279 Speaker 1: let's do it Weekly sports Gears Andrew's Weekly sports Moment. Man, 1028 00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:07,120 Speaker 1: she's gonna kill me one day. Okay, A better turned 1029 00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:12,840 Speaker 1: a promotional bet into you said better and I was 1030 00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:21,120 Speaker 1: better A better? No one, Okay, I wish I wish 1031 00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:25,480 Speaker 1: you were a better man. I wish you. Yeah, waiting 1032 00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:34,480 Speaker 1: watching the clock. It's got to stop her. Okay, take 1033 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:38,600 Speaker 1: that a bet tour. No, it's a better, but it's 1034 00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:40,360 Speaker 1: just not the best way to say it. What do 1035 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:44,000 Speaker 1: you say someone who a guy who plays bets? Yeah, 1036 00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:47,360 Speaker 1: I don't write you can you can rewrite them in 1037 00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:50,480 Speaker 1: your brain to present them so that I don't want 1038 00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:52,560 Speaker 1: to make no upset. If I was reading that, I 1039 00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:54,839 Speaker 1: would say, oh, a better, and I could read it like, 1040 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,399 Speaker 1: but if I'm hearing it, you got to sometimes change 1041 00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:01,200 Speaker 1: a man who bets or a person who turned a 1042 00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:08,960 Speaker 1: promotional a one who promotes dollar which iss bet into 1043 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:13,880 Speaker 1: a hundred thirty three thousand via a sixteen NFL parlay 1044 00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:18,120 Speaker 1: and hit fifteen consecutive picks. Okay, well, you're gonna have 1045 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:28,080 Speaker 1: to tell me about parlay is when you football? Uh no, 1046 00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:32,600 Speaker 1: it's a so you bet you have to each game 1047 00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:34,480 Speaker 1: has to win, like each game you have to hit. 1048 00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,279 Speaker 1: So let's say you bet the forty nine ers they 1049 00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,919 Speaker 1: gotta win, and then connected to that, the Dolphins also 1050 00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:41,759 Speaker 1: have to win. That's a two game parlay. If and 1051 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,960 Speaker 1: then you bet, I'm not going to get it. It 1052 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:47,839 Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Okay, So this guy and just he won 1053 00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:51,399 Speaker 1: fifteen out of fifteen picks. He picked correctly, and then 1054 00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:52,960 Speaker 1: it was up to the sixteenth. He would have made 1055 00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:58,399 Speaker 1: seven free promotional bet by the way, so he didn't 1056 00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:01,040 Speaker 1: put dollars or he did, he did, but he got 1057 00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:04,680 Speaker 1: that free from the casino, which is just Now I 1058 00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:07,200 Speaker 1: wonder how much this guy is spent in his lifetime betting, 1059 00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:10,920 Speaker 1: Like that's what I always go. Is this really a 1060 00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:12,520 Speaker 1: guy that just wandered in and was there with some 1061 00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,759 Speaker 1: friends doesn't usually bet. That's a great story. This guy 1062 00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:19,319 Speaker 1: is gonna now turn this dred three thousand into a 1063 00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:22,080 Speaker 1: bunch of losses. His family hasn't eaten for three months 1064 00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:25,319 Speaker 1: because he did a forty eight game parlay, which he 1065 00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,120 Speaker 1: just felt good on sports. I mean, how does not 1066 00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:30,719 Speaker 1: everyone do it that it cares about sports? I mean, 1067 00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:32,160 Speaker 1: if you feel like it would make you care so 1068 00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:35,040 Speaker 1: much more. I mean there's a whole there's a billion 1069 00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:37,960 Speaker 1: dollar industry. Because I did this one day, I did. 1070 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,640 Speaker 1: I go, oh, you know what I'll do. I'll figure 1071 00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:42,680 Speaker 1: it out. I'll just do a lot of small bets, 1072 00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:45,160 Speaker 1: but a lot of games. And I bet fifty games 1073 00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,680 Speaker 1: at like fifty dollars a game, and I lost forty 1074 00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:51,480 Speaker 1: eight of them. So I had a forty eight negative 1075 00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,120 Speaker 1: parlay or whatever. I don't know. I didn't connect them all, 1076 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:57,439 Speaker 1: but I just lost, and I lost and just going 1077 00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:59,560 Speaker 1: and take you gotta go get cash because that was 1078 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,600 Speaker 1: before Venmo and when you feel cash being turned over, 1079 00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:05,799 Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I'm gambling sites and things must 1080 00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,560 Speaker 1: have benefits so much from digital because you just don't 1081 00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:12,319 Speaker 1: feel like you're spending actual money. Um and chips, you know, 1082 00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,960 Speaker 1: like chips don't feel like money. That's why they use chips, 1083 00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:16,840 Speaker 1: I feel like. And also did you know that the 1084 00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:19,960 Speaker 1: carpet on a casino floor is so erratic so that 1085 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,400 Speaker 1: if you drop a chip, you will not see it, 1086 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,640 Speaker 1: and they and they can if they can have it 1087 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:28,920 Speaker 1: as a gain and there that's why the carpet looks insane. 1088 00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,560 Speaker 1: It's not because they're fun. And I think it's also 1089 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:35,080 Speaker 1: a mental thing of keeping you more awake, like more 1090 00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:37,680 Speaker 1: things happening in your eye. And that's why it's so 1091 00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:40,240 Speaker 1: cold in there as well, because it keeps you awake, 1092 00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:42,799 Speaker 1: so then you could bet longer, because the longer you bet, 1093 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,440 Speaker 1: the more chance you have to lose. I'm so grateful 1094 00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:48,000 Speaker 1: that and you should be too as well. That you 1095 00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:49,880 Speaker 1: had that loss and it felt so bad that you go, 1096 00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,920 Speaker 1: I don't want to do that again. Like that's the 1097 00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:53,520 Speaker 1: way some people feel after they drink and they have 1098 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:55,799 Speaker 1: a hangover there, like that was stupid and not worth it. 1099 00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:57,560 Speaker 1: I'm not going to do that again, Whereas I was 1100 00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,000 Speaker 1: like that was worth the good feeling that I had 1101 00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:03,200 Speaker 1: on the on top of that, you know, or McDonald 1102 00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:07,799 Speaker 1: gambled away his life's fortune three times. I heard, Yeah, 1103 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,920 Speaker 1: he was talking about how he would gamble and I 1104 00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:13,600 Speaker 1: and I get this too. So when you're like addicted 1105 00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:15,799 Speaker 1: to being like being a spender and you're spending your 1106 00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:18,160 Speaker 1: money and you make like two d tho dollars right, 1107 00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,560 Speaker 1: and you spend let's say you spend a hundred fifty 1108 00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:22,960 Speaker 1: of it, then you have fifty thousand left, you don't 1109 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,080 Speaker 1: see it as like I got a hold. You're like, 1110 00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:26,759 Speaker 1: I might as well just get rid of this too. 1111 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,640 Speaker 1: Like there's a weird mental thing. And that's what he 1112 00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:31,319 Speaker 1: was talking about on WTF where he lost like a 1113 00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:33,880 Speaker 1: few hundred grand and markets like how did you keep playing? 1114 00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,080 Speaker 1: He's like, well, I already lost that. I might as well. 1115 00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:40,080 Speaker 1: That's a weird like mental thing. I heard this thing 1116 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:42,239 Speaker 1: from my brother in law who now has a retail shop. 1117 00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:46,280 Speaker 1: He was like doing some research about just like pricing 1118 00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,840 Speaker 1: and what people do, and he told us that, you know, 1119 00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,520 Speaker 1: if there was some ski shop story of a guy 1120 00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,040 Speaker 1: that had a ski shop and there was a coat 1121 00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:59,120 Speaker 1: that was like twenty dollars, you know, it's uh, some 1122 00:56:59,239 --> 00:57:02,279 Speaker 1: kind of special coat. The person bought brings it up 1123 00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,200 Speaker 1: to the counter. It's like, I want this coat, and 1124 00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:06,759 Speaker 1: they go, actually, the hood is not the hood. I 1125 00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:10,000 Speaker 1: have to unzip this. The liner actually is an extra 1126 00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,400 Speaker 1: ten that doesn't come with the coat. And the person 1127 00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:15,160 Speaker 1: goes and they just go, okay, you'll throw it in. 1128 00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:18,080 Speaker 1: They do that because they know they put the liner 1129 00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:19,720 Speaker 1: in the coat knowing it's going to be an add on, 1130 00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:22,240 Speaker 1: because if you're willing to part with for a coat, 1131 00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:25,040 Speaker 1: you're willing to part with thirty dollars for the whole coat. 1132 00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:29,160 Speaker 1: So it's like it's psychologs. Initial was the French fry 1133 00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,800 Speaker 1: is like the number one add on thing and that 1134 00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:34,680 Speaker 1: and that changed everything. So like when when you buy 1135 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:37,120 Speaker 1: a cheese beer meal, like and you're like, oh, well 1136 00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:39,440 Speaker 1: when we have some fries with that, and you're like, 1137 00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:41,760 Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, that makes sense, you know, Like they 1138 00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,240 Speaker 1: don't even think about it and they're like, well, here's 1139 00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:46,160 Speaker 1: another dollar. It's it's like already bought. That's why movie 1140 00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:51,640 Speaker 1: places make a small soda two dollars, a medium soda 1141 00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:55,280 Speaker 1: five dollars, and at large six dollars, because why would 1142 00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:57,280 Speaker 1: you spend an extra dollar to get the large, when 1143 00:57:57,320 --> 00:58:00,520 Speaker 1: really the markup is from the small to large. You're 1144 00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:02,400 Speaker 1: not even looking at the small because you want a lot. 1145 00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:04,080 Speaker 1: You're looking at the medium, and you go, well, what 1146 00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:06,680 Speaker 1: a deal that is based on the large. It's all 1147 00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:09,200 Speaker 1: fast forward to that guy having diabetes and getting his 1148 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:12,240 Speaker 1: feet cut off and losing two million dollars of medical bills. 1149 00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:14,680 Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, but I saved that Amy Schumer, offending 1150 00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:18,000 Speaker 1: him at the roast. All right, let's get to our 1151 00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:21,720 Speaker 1: weekly m segment where we go through listeners mail. It's 1152 00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:31,160 Speaker 1: time for fan trax fan tracks. It's time. All right, 1153 00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:34,040 Speaker 1: let's listen. Do we have voice memos? Do we have emails? 1154 00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,280 Speaker 1: What are we what are we going through this week? No, 1155 00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:38,280 Speaker 1: all right, today we're going to get some voice smails 1156 00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:43,000 Speaker 1: because we've just been having unbelievable uh fan tracks. I 1157 00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:44,920 Speaker 1: just want to thank everyone and sorry if we're not 1158 00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:49,280 Speaker 1: getting it on the show, but uh, but we feel 1159 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:52,640 Speaker 1: from them. And Noah goes through all of those and 1160 00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:54,200 Speaker 1: you go through some of them to and do it. 1161 00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:57,160 Speaker 1: I used to. I did. I checked them out just 1162 00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:01,160 Speaker 1: if there's so many where now it's like it's like insane, 1163 00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:03,439 Speaker 1: and I think, yeah, it might even be down because 1164 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:06,640 Speaker 1: there's so many I don't know. No, it's not down. 1165 00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:10,000 Speaker 1: It's worth spreaking. Just fine. This one came in seventeen 1166 00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:16,800 Speaker 1: hours ago from Christine Ready. Yes, Hello, Nikki, No uh, 1167 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:21,120 Speaker 1: and Andrew, I hope you're having all the swells. Um, 1168 00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:23,800 Speaker 1: I'm calling in with a dating app success story because 1169 00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,040 Speaker 1: you guys were talking about the apps not too long 1170 00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:28,959 Speaker 1: ago in one of your episodes. And have a little 1171 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:34,080 Speaker 1: tip for the besties, and that is to let someone 1172 00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:37,680 Speaker 1: know you're a bestie. Um. I met someone recently. We 1173 00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:40,960 Speaker 1: had a phone date before our actual date, and we 1174 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,400 Speaker 1: were talking about different comedians we like. I said, I'm 1175 00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,760 Speaker 1: a Nikki Glazer. Stand I listened to all her episodes 1176 00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:49,160 Speaker 1: of her podcast. He's like, no way, me too, and 1177 00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,360 Speaker 1: right off the bat, so not awkward at all. We're 1178 00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:54,920 Speaker 1: talking all the funny things we like about you guys. 1179 00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:58,720 Speaker 1: And Um. After a few glasses of wine, I decided 1180 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:03,720 Speaker 1: to be super vulnerable, as Nikki does recommend um and 1181 01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:05,440 Speaker 1: I told him that the thing I relate to you 1182 01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:07,880 Speaker 1: most about you, Nikki, is when you talk about being 1183 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:11,120 Speaker 1: a stained person. I used to be addicted to spray tans. 1184 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,600 Speaker 1: Many of my clothes are orange. I keep a bottle 1185 01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:15,600 Speaker 1: of hot sauce by my bed and not sure why 1186 01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:18,920 Speaker 1: it makes me feel safe. Anyways, just wanted to let 1187 01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:21,960 Speaker 1: the other besties know that it's a great conversation starter 1188 01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:25,640 Speaker 1: and it's a quick way to see if they can hang. 1189 01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:29,800 Speaker 1: So anyways, don't be cut and thanks so much for 1190 01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:37,280 Speaker 1: your podcast. Everyone loves you. You're the tits By. I 1191 01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:40,440 Speaker 1: can't take it. And this is why I can't. I 1192 01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:44,680 Speaker 1: can't handle like, oh my god, I'm just like so, 1193 01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:50,040 Speaker 1: I just I'm so touched. I can't even I'm kind 1194 01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:54,720 Speaker 1: of speechless because that's just um. First of all, I 1195 01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,200 Speaker 1: just you just sound so cool and I'm like, I 1196 01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:59,680 Speaker 1: want to be friends with you, and like, just someone 1197 01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:02,120 Speaker 1: that sounds that cool that likes me. It's just like 1198 01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:06,920 Speaker 1: and just is so funny and cute and just kind. 1199 01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:11,760 Speaker 1: It just is very very makes me feel so good. 1200 01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:16,080 Speaker 1: And the fact that people can connect over the stuff 1201 01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,280 Speaker 1: we talked about and that you could share that with 1202 01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:20,640 Speaker 1: someone that you felt stained and you knew that he 1203 01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:22,680 Speaker 1: would know what it kind of meant because I had 1204 01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:25,840 Speaker 1: described it, and that you know, obviously he likes someone 1205 01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:29,640 Speaker 1: that me being me who is staying described herself a 1206 01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,480 Speaker 1: stained so that it makes her feel more comfortable, like, oh, 1207 01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:33,360 Speaker 1: he's not going to reject me, NICKI thinks she stained 1208 01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:36,520 Speaker 1: and he listens to her stuff and she's been a 1209 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:42,520 Speaker 1: while since I have felt so good in my heart 1210 01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,920 Speaker 1: the bed like I always have things by the bed, 1211 01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:49,520 Speaker 1: popcorn ready to go. I was listening to her voice, 1212 01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:52,200 Speaker 1: and remember that actress from like Mall Rats. She was 1213 01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:54,840 Speaker 1: like really big back in. She had like short blonde hair. 1214 01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:56,840 Speaker 1: She was so cute. She was in like all those 1215 01:01:56,960 --> 01:02:00,760 Speaker 1: oh yeah Jennifer Tilly, Yeah, she like this and she 1216 01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:05,080 Speaker 1: was in Liar, Liar, Yeah. And I kept picturing this girl. Yes, 1217 01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:08,240 Speaker 1: I oh my god, that girl was so sweet. I 1218 01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:10,480 Speaker 1: hope it works out with you in that guy, and 1219 01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:12,680 Speaker 1: even if you just are just friends, like I think 1220 01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:15,520 Speaker 1: that's I feel the same way about the shows I 1221 01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:17,959 Speaker 1: listened to. When I meet someone who likes Howard Stern, 1222 01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:20,680 Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, we already have something in common. We 1223 01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:24,520 Speaker 1: speak a similar language. Um God, that made me feel great. 1224 01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:28,240 Speaker 1: Holy shit, I can't this. This segment's uncomfortable for me 1225 01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:32,160 Speaker 1: because it's a lot of compliments and um, but I'm 1226 01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:37,480 Speaker 1: really grateful, Thank you so much. Her name is Christine. Yeah, Christine, 1227 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:42,000 Speaker 1: thank you so much. Okay, um, how about one from Allison? 1228 01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:46,480 Speaker 1: I hope you guys fucking a youris soon. Okay, Alison, 1229 01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:50,800 Speaker 1: what do you got to say? Hey? Nikki Andrew Noah. 1230 01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:53,560 Speaker 1: I was listening to today's episode and I just had 1231 01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:56,280 Speaker 1: to come leave a voice message when Nikki said that 1232 01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:58,920 Speaker 1: she didn't pick up a paycheck from a job and 1233 01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:01,880 Speaker 1: they were emailing her. I did a similar thing years ago, 1234 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,920 Speaker 1: and I've always thought that that was just like the 1235 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:08,600 Speaker 1: weirdest behavior I was. I bartended at this place for 1236 01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:11,120 Speaker 1: only like a month and then quit because I got 1237 01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:14,520 Speaker 1: a job actually in my field, and they had like 1238 01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:17,120 Speaker 1: cash there for me, and they were emailing me, like 1239 01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:19,360 Speaker 1: you need to come get this cash. And it was 1240 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,800 Speaker 1: like months later. I don't know why. I was like 1241 01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:24,560 Speaker 1: so embarrassed to go pick it up. I'd like, I 1242 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:28,080 Speaker 1: can't explain it. Yeah, and like eventually they were like, Okay, 1243 01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:30,000 Speaker 1: if you don't pick it up by next week, we're 1244 01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:32,520 Speaker 1: gonna like buy the staff pizza. And then I went 1245 01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:36,360 Speaker 1: and got it and just felt so weird, Like I'm like, 1246 01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,280 Speaker 1: I'm just so happy to hear someone else say that 1247 01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:43,080 Speaker 1: they did that, Like, dude, this pod really like makes 1248 01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:46,160 Speaker 1: me feel like normal about a lot of like random things, 1249 01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:48,640 Speaker 1: and I love it so much. You guys are the best. Okay, bye, 1250 01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:51,280 Speaker 1: thank you so much Ellison. Like, dude, I used to 1251 01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:54,160 Speaker 1: be so ashamed of that thing of not picking up 1252 01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:56,439 Speaker 1: the check, and I remember my parents being like, what 1253 01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:58,600 Speaker 1: is wrong with you? And I'm like, I mean I 1254 01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:01,840 Speaker 1: still do stuff like that where I mean even reading people. 1255 01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:04,800 Speaker 1: When people give me letters on the road that are 1256 01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:06,640 Speaker 1: just all I know, the ones gonna give me a 1257 01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:08,880 Speaker 1: letter to say they hate me. I mean maybe, but 1258 01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:11,360 Speaker 1: like generally these I meet these people and they're like 1259 01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:13,560 Speaker 1: giving me gifts and then there's a letter with the 1260 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:15,920 Speaker 1: gift and I can't read it even though it's literally 1261 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,760 Speaker 1: is the it's like money. It's just only nice things. 1262 01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:22,840 Speaker 1: And I just feel, I, why can't I do good 1263 01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:26,640 Speaker 1: things for myself? Why do I? What's also the embarrassment 1264 01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:28,320 Speaker 1: of going back to a job that you on even 1265 01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:30,360 Speaker 1: were at for a month? I think for her probably, 1266 01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:32,920 Speaker 1: you know, just waiting so long the first time that 1267 01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:35,760 Speaker 1: people are like, why then they've had to call you 1268 01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:39,280 Speaker 1: three times and now you're gonna you're gonna have to dress? 1269 01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:40,919 Speaker 1: Why you didn't pick up the phone for three times. 1270 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:44,080 Speaker 1: But listen, everyone does this. Ship I it made me 1271 01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:46,240 Speaker 1: feel so good to hear Alison say that she did it. 1272 01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:49,960 Speaker 1: But I've learned that everyone does this where it's like 1273 01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,640 Speaker 1: other people some people just not everyone does it. Some 1274 01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:55,960 Speaker 1: people truly don't understand how you could ever not go 1275 01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:58,000 Speaker 1: pick up a check. But I'll tell you there's a 1276 01:04:58,040 --> 01:05:01,640 Speaker 1: lot of people that really relate to not doing something 1277 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:04,280 Speaker 1: that we could also be like not deserving, not feeling 1278 01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:06,960 Speaker 1: like you deserved that money because you quit, you know 1279 01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:08,760 Speaker 1: what I mean, Like like or like I'll have a 1280 01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:11,960 Speaker 1: check for this show downstairs in the mailbox and I 1281 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,160 Speaker 1: won't go get it because part of me, I think, 1282 01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:19,440 Speaker 1: probably feels like I don't deserve. What are you doing, dude? 1283 01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:23,480 Speaker 1: I also threatened me with someone's gonna have a pizza party. 1284 01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:29,480 Speaker 1: Fuck that, Like she was gonna go, yeah, let him 1285 01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:30,960 Speaker 1: have it. I would be like, good, it's going to 1286 01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:32,760 Speaker 1: a good cause. I'm proud of her for going to 1287 01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:36,760 Speaker 1: get it. Love it. But I do that all the 1288 01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:39,840 Speaker 1: time of like just avoiding things I want. I was 1289 01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:43,600 Speaker 1: just thought of an example that was so like recent. Oh, 1290 01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:47,480 Speaker 1: I mean, we've all felt this way. When let's say 1291 01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:49,480 Speaker 1: someone texts us and then we don't get back to 1292 01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:51,040 Speaker 1: it right away. We go, we'll get to it tomorrow. 1293 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:52,880 Speaker 1: Then we don't get to it tomorrow. Then then it's 1294 01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:55,600 Speaker 1: a week later and they and you go, you know what, 1295 01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:57,200 Speaker 1: I can get back to this. There's an excuse for 1296 01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:58,800 Speaker 1: why I didn't you have oh shit, But then you 1297 01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:01,120 Speaker 1: wait on that one, then follow up a third time, 1298 01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:03,800 Speaker 1: and at that point you could just go, I'll just 1299 01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:06,800 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna not know this person anymore. I'm just 1300 01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:10,560 Speaker 1: never gonna I'm gonna I should just end this friendship. 1301 01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:14,800 Speaker 1: When really, let's just start being okay with not getting 1302 01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:18,360 Speaker 1: back to people, because because you you if someone did 1303 01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:21,200 Speaker 1: that to you, you would understand it wouldn't be because 1304 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,680 Speaker 1: I've done it to people that I love. But get 1305 01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:26,640 Speaker 1: back to them, and don't be okay with getting back 1306 01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:29,000 Speaker 1: okay with getting back late and go and listen. I 1307 01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:31,720 Speaker 1: am such listen. I don't know why I couldn't do it, 1308 01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:34,600 Speaker 1: but I have. I have some sort of weird thing 1309 01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:38,440 Speaker 1: where I once I you know, missed three of your calls. 1310 01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:40,400 Speaker 1: I just got scared of even writing you ever. I've 1311 01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:43,760 Speaker 1: done this in my life. Could you play how they're 1312 01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:46,480 Speaker 1: going to react when you finally right back. Oh, I 1313 01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:48,760 Speaker 1: guess you do finally right back? You know what? Sometimes 1314 01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:52,439 Speaker 1: they do fine, you know, but my dad did. He goes, 1315 01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:55,200 Speaker 1: how is the weekend? Two days ago? And then yesterday 1316 01:06:55,400 --> 01:07:00,640 Speaker 1: Row fears firs bueller anyone, bueller bueller bueller, and and 1317 01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:02,400 Speaker 1: then I was like, funk, I can't write back, And 1318 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:04,240 Speaker 1: then I just wrote back. He was okay, cool, get 1319 01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:06,880 Speaker 1: some like. It was like such like, I don't know, 1320 01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:09,320 Speaker 1: it's like whatever. Just if people don't forgive you, they're 1321 01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:11,680 Speaker 1: in the wrong. You would forgive someone if they go 1322 01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:13,800 Speaker 1: sted you for three weeks when you're following up. It's 1323 01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:15,480 Speaker 1: just and don't take it personally if someone does that 1324 01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:17,320 Speaker 1: to you, because realize that you've done it to them, 1325 01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:19,080 Speaker 1: and it doesn't mean you don't like that person. It's 1326 01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:21,680 Speaker 1: just like bad timing. Okay, let's get to the next one. 1327 01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:25,040 Speaker 1: But in this case, I hate my father. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, 1328 01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:28,680 Speaker 1: that's different. But no, I'm just kidding Dad. I love you. 1329 01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:30,000 Speaker 1: You can't wait to play golf with you in a 1330 01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:38,000 Speaker 1: few weeks. Okay. From Taylor Taylor, Hey, guys, I'm a 1331 01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:43,280 Speaker 1: huge fan of the podcast. A mispronunciation story. I was 1332 01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:47,400 Speaker 1: substitute teaching for fourth grade, and um, I was supposed 1333 01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:49,640 Speaker 1: to read this passage this to the students and it 1334 01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:55,680 Speaker 1: was about crocheting, and so that's proct crocheting. I pronounced 1335 01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:58,760 Speaker 1: it as crotchetting. And I said it probably fifteen times. 1336 01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:04,400 Speaker 1: It wasn't just like once. It's all about and literally 1337 01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:05,840 Speaker 1: one of the students had to correct me. It was 1338 01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:13,280 Speaker 1: really embarrassing. But okay, crotcheting, Oh my god, that I 1339 01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:17,760 Speaker 1: mean that that is I think you made that's that 1340 01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:20,680 Speaker 1: kid that corrected you really got a bump to his 1341 01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:23,160 Speaker 1: self esteem that day. And he'll never forget that. He'll 1342 01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:25,360 Speaker 1: always tell the story of the teacher that said. I 1343 01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:27,320 Speaker 1: hope he always tells it, because that's a great story 1344 01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:31,960 Speaker 1: that my teacher repeatedly said crotcheting. Yeah. Um, and that's 1345 01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:34,679 Speaker 1: a that's an easy one. Fun that's a fun word 1346 01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:37,639 Speaker 1: to mess up, especially if you're in third and hear that. Yeah, 1347 01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:42,040 Speaker 1: I don't know that fourth grade is no crotch. Maybe 1348 01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:45,720 Speaker 1: that's kind of a more adult term, but any mispronunciation 1349 01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:49,920 Speaker 1: is so hilarious. Final thought, when any time a teacher 1350 01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:53,800 Speaker 1: messes up, it's the funniest thing ever told. Never forget 1351 01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:56,800 Speaker 1: the time at an assembly where we had a speaker come, 1352 01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:59,360 Speaker 1: a woman come to give us like a motivational talk 1353 01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:03,639 Speaker 1: to the senior and fucking Ryan Blanner yelled at Slut 1354 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,559 Speaker 1: at one point because she said she had a male roommate. 1355 01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:10,920 Speaker 1: He just goes. I mean they we were out of 1356 01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:13,519 Speaker 1: control that we did not No one respected this woman. 1357 01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:17,200 Speaker 1: I wasn't. I was fortified because she was just like 1358 01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:19,840 Speaker 1: because it was senioritis. They didn't know what to do 1359 01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:22,400 Speaker 1: with seniors anymore. We didn't care about school. It was 1360 01:09:22,439 --> 01:09:24,920 Speaker 1: like a free period that we all like because the 1361 01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:27,240 Speaker 1: teachers had a planning thing. They threw us into this 1362 01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:30,799 Speaker 1: the theater to go watch this woman give this weird 1363 01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:35,479 Speaker 1: kind of like dumb motivational talk. The woman stopped and 1364 01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:37,360 Speaker 1: was like I'm not doing this anymore and and just 1365 01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:41,400 Speaker 1: walked off stage. And it was so and I remember 1366 01:09:41,479 --> 01:09:44,200 Speaker 1: him doing that and being like you asshole, like that 1367 01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:46,760 Speaker 1: is just so out of line. But everyone laughed, you know, 1368 01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:50,480 Speaker 1: and I just remember being really embarrassed for but are 1369 01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:54,559 Speaker 1: are are uh senior class principal who wasn't the real principle, 1370 01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:57,439 Speaker 1: but each class had a principle. Mr Pittman walked up 1371 01:09:57,479 --> 01:10:00,240 Speaker 1: onto the stage and he was feure like you tell 1372 01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:01,760 Speaker 1: he was mad and he just stood there and where 1373 01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:06,240 Speaker 1: it's silent in the auditorium and he's just shaking his 1374 01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:08,759 Speaker 1: head and the woman's gone. At this point is he's 1375 01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:11,599 Speaker 1: like is she gone? And everyone's like, yeah, she's gone. 1376 01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:17,240 Speaker 1: It's so dead quiet, and he's like, uh ms, Nixon, 1377 01:10:17,320 --> 01:10:19,880 Speaker 1: will you go get me a dictionary please? And so 1378 01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:21,559 Speaker 1: we're all just like kind of like what all right? 1379 01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:25,639 Speaker 1: And so she goes to get a dictionary. It's still quiet. 1380 01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:28,080 Speaker 1: We're all kind of like snickers are starting to happen, 1381 01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:30,200 Speaker 1: you know, people are starting to be like a little bit. 1382 01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:32,679 Speaker 1: It takes too long. She goes and gets a dictionary. 1383 01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:35,800 Speaker 1: Finally brings on stage and he's like this very like 1384 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:42,320 Speaker 1: um uh uh, what's the word formidable? Like man, he's 1385 01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:45,880 Speaker 1: like kind of like he's a bigger guy, stern, angry, 1386 01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:49,120 Speaker 1: and he's so like he's sweating with rage for us, 1387 01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:54,800 Speaker 1: so embarrassing, and he just goes embarrassment. I'm gonna look 1388 01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:59,200 Speaker 1: up the word embarrassment because that's what I'm feeling. And 1389 01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:00,920 Speaker 1: he flips through and it takes him like kind of 1390 01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:03,320 Speaker 1: too long to find it, and he's like, Akada has 1391 01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:05,040 Speaker 1: to go back a couple of pages and then forward 1392 01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:09,280 Speaker 1: one and then finally finds he goes embarrassment, the state 1393 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:18,519 Speaker 1: of being embarrassed. He packed the wrong word, wrong word 1394 01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:21,920 Speaker 1: to look up. He should have looked up embarrassed, you know, 1395 01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:25,760 Speaker 1: but he he who goes the state of being embarrassed. 1396 01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:30,719 Speaker 1: And it's like, no, no one really understood. I understood 1397 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:32,679 Speaker 1: the irony of it, and like how funny was because 1398 01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:36,559 Speaker 1: I remember at the time my best friend Halla, her 1399 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:39,800 Speaker 1: dad was our actual principal principle. He wasn't there for this, 1400 01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:43,680 Speaker 1: but I like was kind of the comic, like one 1401 01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:46,240 Speaker 1: of the comic reliefs of our group of friends. And 1402 01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:48,880 Speaker 1: Dr Holly, who was our principle, was a really funny guy, 1403 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:52,040 Speaker 1: and like really loved the funny person. And we were 1404 01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:54,840 Speaker 1: always fighting to be like does Dr Holly like he's 1405 01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:58,320 Speaker 1: my his favorite friend of Laura's. And I remember he 1406 01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:01,040 Speaker 1: I told him the story of embarrassment the state of 1407 01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:05,559 Speaker 1: being embarrassed, and he thought it was the He has 1408 01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:08,519 Speaker 1: me tell it to this day. It was the first 1409 01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:11,640 Speaker 1: time I did performed comedy. When the guy said it 1410 01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:14,519 Speaker 1: was he like, I think he then went went and 1411 01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:16,720 Speaker 1: looked up embarrassed, you know, And I was like, like, 1412 01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:18,920 Speaker 1: I think, but I don't think anyone caught how funny 1413 01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:22,000 Speaker 1: it was except me, because I remember that was the 1414 01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:23,720 Speaker 1: first time I can look back and go oh. I 1415 01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:26,240 Speaker 1: was like kind of thinking comedically of like I'm going 1416 01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:31,000 Speaker 1: to tell that story because it's so it's the stakes 1417 01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:35,800 Speaker 1: were so high and the tangible dictionary like it was 1418 01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:39,320 Speaker 1: different then and it was just so but just and 1419 01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:41,440 Speaker 1: I saw it coming to because when I go embarrassed, 1420 01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:44,040 Speaker 1: I was just like, I don't know if that's or 1421 01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:47,519 Speaker 1: like you know, but saying the state of being and 1422 01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:50,760 Speaker 1: I remember just going oh no, like the cringe of 1423 01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:53,880 Speaker 1: like he's about to stay embarrassed. I remember a teacher, 1424 01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:57,559 Speaker 1: my senior hearn. He was our Spanish teacher, and he 1425 01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:00,840 Speaker 1: was he hated me, especially me, and because we were 1426 01:13:01,280 --> 01:13:05,880 Speaker 1: not good students, we were very like loud and just 1427 01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:09,760 Speaker 1: doing dumb things like we would weird things like I 1428 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:12,360 Speaker 1: don't rest you with like we might have to take 1429 01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:13,920 Speaker 1: this out. But he would get a boner and his 1430 01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:18,360 Speaker 1: pants and then like move his bone, mean move his 1431 01:13:18,439 --> 01:13:22,360 Speaker 1: boner in his in his khakis with just the might 1432 01:13:22,439 --> 01:13:28,519 Speaker 1: of his Okay, that's the kind of thing you were 1433 01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:32,760 Speaker 1: doing instead of learning spit worked. Anyways, there was a 1434 01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:35,400 Speaker 1: rat in a sombrero and he went to grab the 1435 01:13:35,439 --> 01:13:38,680 Speaker 1: sombrero off. You mean there was a stuffed animal rat, No, 1436 01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:42,479 Speaker 1: like a real rat somehow got into sombrero. And when 1437 01:13:42,479 --> 01:13:44,880 Speaker 1: he pulled the sombrero, wait, why do you have a 1438 01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:47,960 Speaker 1: rat in a sombrero in your class? What it's happening? 1439 01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:51,160 Speaker 1: I don't know why I was in there. I don't know. Okay, 1440 01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:53,240 Speaker 1: there was a live rat in your classroom that had 1441 01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:57,080 Speaker 1: a squirrel. It might have been a squirrel and it 1442 01:13:57,160 --> 01:13:59,320 Speaker 1: was There was no reason for it to be in there. 1443 01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:02,719 Speaker 1: And he went to a dream you had. Maybe Rusty 1444 01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:11,040 Speaker 1: never was hard. I mean, this doesn't make anything, confusing 1445 01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:16,360 Speaker 1: them better. So there's a squirrel embarrassment and he pulls 1446 01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:21,400 Speaker 1: it off. He goes kno, which means fucking Spanish, and 1447 01:14:21,439 --> 01:14:27,519 Speaker 1: we when he said, because the squirrel jumped at his 1448 01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:29,519 Speaker 1: head or rat whatever it was, somebody with four legs 1449 01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:32,400 Speaker 1: with a tail. I can't believe the setup to this 1450 01:14:32,439 --> 01:14:34,479 Speaker 1: was Rusty gets boners that he can move. Why was 1451 01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:38,400 Speaker 1: there a rat? Caro? I mean I literally I thought 1452 01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:40,680 Speaker 1: you were insane to present that and not say a like. 1453 01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:42,000 Speaker 1: I had to talk us through and be like it 1454 01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:44,840 Speaker 1: was a stuffed animal rat. I should have said he 1455 01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:47,640 Speaker 1: went to grab the sombrero and a fucking rat was 1456 01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:49,960 Speaker 1: in there. That's how he should have done it. Oh so, yes, 1457 01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:51,800 Speaker 1: he was going to grab a sombrero that was on 1458 01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:53,320 Speaker 1: the top of the shelf and there was some kind 1459 01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:56,280 Speaker 1: of rodent that had made a nest in it, and 1460 01:14:56,320 --> 01:15:01,120 Speaker 1: it fell out, and then your teacher goes cone, did 1461 01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:05,320 Speaker 1: you guys know that meant fuck? Yes, and we were dying. 1462 01:15:06,479 --> 01:15:10,720 Speaker 1: Teachers are real, yeah, and he got scared. You never 1463 01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:13,320 Speaker 1: see a teacher scared, you know, because they're always in control. 1464 01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:17,639 Speaker 1: I remember a teacher saying funk for the first time 1465 01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:19,880 Speaker 1: when he was like, um, I want to fuck you, 1466 01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:25,280 Speaker 1: and I was like, whoa, that's crazy, you said fuck. Yeah. 1467 01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:27,240 Speaker 1: It wasn't about anything else that he said. It was 1468 01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:30,400 Speaker 1: just like whoa. Really to the point, yeah, no, no 1469 01:15:30,479 --> 01:15:32,439 Speaker 1: teachers wanted to suck me. I was not that cute. 1470 01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:36,040 Speaker 1: You could always go back and I will, all right. 1471 01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:39,040 Speaker 1: Thank you guys listening, Thank you guys listening, Thank you 1472 01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:45,800 Speaker 1: guys listening the act of hearing. Yes, thank you for 1473 01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:48,640 Speaker 1: listening to the podcast all week long. And yes we 1474 01:15:48,720 --> 01:15:51,439 Speaker 1: do have video up on our YouTube channel. Go find 1475 01:15:51,479 --> 01:15:53,360 Speaker 1: it at the link in our bio. Thank you for 1476 01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:56,240 Speaker 1: all the fan tracks, Thank you all for coming to shows. 1477 01:15:56,240 --> 01:15:57,920 Speaker 1: We'll see you this weekend in St. Louis and we'll 1478 01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:00,400 Speaker 1: be back on Monday with shows. And I watch us 1479 01:16:00,439 --> 01:16:02,840 Speaker 1: on YouTube. Spread the word, uh, don't py kt and 1480 01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:08,160 Speaker 1: did you some barrel m