WEBVTT - #256: Buttery, Juicy & Melty

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<v Speaker 1>Start up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys, start up up, They making noise up, start Up, dot.

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<v Speaker 2>Up, Episode two fifty six of the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, and another week is upon us? How great

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<v Speaker 2>is that we've been given this wonderful gift of having

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<v Speaker 2>another week with the Brooklyn Why are you stalling? Why

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<v Speaker 2>are you stalling? I'm not stalling real life. The kids

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<v Speaker 2>at the spelling Bee, who say, can I hear it

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<v Speaker 2>using a sentence? Can I have the definition? Because you're stalling?

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<v Speaker 2>That's sound weird opening what that sounded like an affirmation video?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah ah, here we other week that's got the classic

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<v Speaker 2>DJ Monday thing.

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<v Speaker 3>We made it.

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<v Speaker 2>We made it to the weekend and then you do Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>We made it through the week. It's really I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>saying we've been at this since what twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>who's counting? And I'm just thinking we're really blessed. A

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<v Speaker 2>lot of podcasts don't last more than like a year

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<v Speaker 2>or a few episodes. Yeah, here we are, like all

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<v Speaker 2>these years into it, and we barely like each other. Barely,

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<v Speaker 2>although I have to say I like you a little

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<v Speaker 2>less based on how long it took you to get

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<v Speaker 2>the equipment working today. Yeah, I'm a little exasperated. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna lie. The more high tech I try and

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<v Speaker 2>take the podcast, the more problems we have. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>mo money, more problems. You broke the nine million mark

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<v Speaker 2>this month, and you with the equipment, you're at nine

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<v Speaker 2>to one. We're using different software. Yeah, I've upgraded my webcam.

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<v Speaker 2>We're using the road Caster Pro two. God knows what

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<v Speaker 2>happened to the Roadcaster one. Who knows how it's being used.

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<v Speaker 2>I all I know is that I gave it to

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<v Speaker 2>you to sell, and some dude brought bought it off

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<v Speaker 2>me and some dude it was TJ Right, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>T White, T White, T White, a ty dollars sign

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<v Speaker 2>no who no. I was supposed to start his own podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I have not heard an update yet. Maybe he can't

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<v Speaker 2>get the equipment to work. Now that worked, this is

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<v Speaker 2>the new equipment. It doesn't work. It doesn't. Literally twenty

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<v Speaker 2>minutes of waiting for Scary to move levers and buttons

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<v Speaker 2>and it's he says, all right, I got He finally

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<v Speaker 2>gets it. He says, I memorized all the settings. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>take a picture no, I got it all memorized. Everyone

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<v Speaker 2>else in the world takes a picture. Okay, I have

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<v Speaker 2>to ask what's that giant stack? So okay, I'll be

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<v Speaker 2>paint the picture. Yeah, paint the picture. Scary's camera faces

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<v Speaker 2>his uh dining well. It's an area in the corner

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<v Speaker 2>of his living room where he's stuck a table. It's

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<v Speaker 2>called the diet. It's not a diet. It's the it's

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<v Speaker 2>the butt end of your living room. The area is

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<v Speaker 2>called the dynat well. First of all, the area is

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<v Speaker 2>the dining area. And that is a dinete there, fortune table, right,

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<v Speaker 2>They charged you money by calling it a dinete. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a living room that was big enough to put a

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<v Speaker 2>table in the corner. You're five feet from a chair

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<v Speaker 2>in the living room and the rug in the living rooms.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where I eat my breakfast at my dinner. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you could eat in the bathroom. It doesn't make it.

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<v Speaker 2>A kitchen is for cooking. I can't fit a table

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<v Speaker 2>in my kitchen. Scary Gout suckered that he bought a

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<v Speaker 2>one bedroom apartment with a living room and a dinet.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a dinet, please, okay, So there's a table

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<v Speaker 2>behind him which I've never seen him eat at. There's

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<v Speaker 2>never food, right are your first? Has never a glass.

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<v Speaker 2>He's very clean, cleans up a lot. He's scary, keeps

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<v Speaker 2>the house very clean. But I'm looking in the background

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<v Speaker 2>and there's a giant stack of papers, which is very

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<v Speaker 2>unlike Scary to have this clutter, and he hates clutter.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm wondering what that stack is The only clutter

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<v Speaker 2>in my entire apartment is that stack of paper? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just old bills, old documents, shit that needs to

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<v Speaker 2>be shredded, essentially, and maybe a few things that I

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<v Speaker 2>want to hold on to. But I've been procrastinating because

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<v Speaker 2>i haven't had a chance to go through the dance pile.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm waiting for a rainy day for me to

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<v Speaker 2>sit here and then shred every single because I bought

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<v Speaker 2>a paper shredder so I can shred all that stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>the old bills. That's also so I'm just waiting now. Yet,

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<v Speaker 2>it's an iesore. It's an I sort of me, it's

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<v Speaker 2>an I sort of you. But what the hell are

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<v Speaker 2>you going to do with it? Well, why do you

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<v Speaker 2>have it on the side of the table that's in

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<v Speaker 2>the camera shot? Why don't you move it out of

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<v Speaker 2>camera shot? You do a video podcast Speaking Volumes, which,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, I guessed it on last episode, which

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<v Speaker 2>just got posted right on social media. You can see

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<v Speaker 2>the link. Go on my social media at David Brodie

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<v Speaker 2>at Scary Jones at Speaking Volumes and you'll see video.

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<v Speaker 2>I made a cameo on their podcast. Yeah, Bridie and

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<v Speaker 2>I were getting ready for we're supposed to do this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We had an appointment. And although if you don't do

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<v Speaker 2>a video podcast, we still watch each other on video

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<v Speaker 2>thanks to the upgrade of the software of the equipment,

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<v Speaker 2>so we get to see each other. However, I was

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<v Speaker 2>using that video chat room to record my Speaking Volumes

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<v Speaker 2>video podcast with Share and you came busting through. Now

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of knew you were coming because I let

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<v Speaker 2>me in. I saw you knocking on the door of

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<v Speaker 2>the meeting room, so I started to weave you into

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<v Speaker 2>the fabric of what I was talking about behind shares back.

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<v Speaker 2>It was very funny. It was very funny. So go

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<v Speaker 2>go watch that after this, because you've already listened to this,

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<v Speaker 2>so that's fine. But then you'll get a clipse of hout.

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<v Speaker 2>Brody and I see each other while we're recording the

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<v Speaker 2>Brooklyn Boys podcast, right, But more importantly, why is that

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<v Speaker 2>stack of papers in the camera shots? Seems I'm professional, well,

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<v Speaker 2>because we're not recording this for video, because you already

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<v Speaker 2>said that we're not recording and we're not releasing video

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<v Speaker 2>for the Brooklyn Booys. Okay that that stack is not

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<v Speaker 2>in the shot for the Speaking Volumes podcast. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 2>are you taking a picture of it right now? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm taking a taking a picture of what we look like.

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<v Speaker 2>We smile at least, damn it. I gotta crop it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>gee are you smiling? Smiling in hi? See they go okay, alright, cool.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, but I'm in the dark. I'm not well

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<v Speaker 2>lit right now, because I gain you're not Oh you're

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<v Speaker 2>not lit. I'm not lit. I don't care about the

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<v Speaker 2>what I look like. I don't care about the lighting

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<v Speaker 2>because we're not doing it. We're not releasing this for video.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to put this on video. I'd like

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<v Speaker 2>to put this out there for the slices, but you

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<v Speaker 2>look like crap and your video is terrible. You have

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<v Speaker 2>no lights on. I mean I could do that, I

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<v Speaker 2>could put there. I can turn my light off look

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in the dark note too. Okay, good, oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, all right, fine, whatever it is. My point

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<v Speaker 2>is we're talking about a whole lot of nothing right now. No,

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<v Speaker 2>but right now, you look like like a mafia witness

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<v Speaker 2>with the shadows over you on the talk show, so

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<v Speaker 2>no one can see you. I look like the banker

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<v Speaker 2>on Dealer, No Deal. Yeah, that's the thing that's like. Yeah, anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>so that stack hopefully will be gone someday, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>already been there for two and a half years, so

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<v Speaker 2>I can't promise that you're not going to see it

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<v Speaker 2>next week anyway. It's only visible to you, not to

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<v Speaker 2>the slices. No, now, it's gonna be visible on my

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<v Speaker 2>social media because I'm putting that shit up. Oh feel free?

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<v Speaker 2>How about that? How about that? Anyway? I was trying

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<v Speaker 2>desperately to get tall Darren on the phone. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he's fucked us again by being in the country. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>he lives in London. It's his five six o'clock. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's it. That's the end of that. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>he's not he's not answering the phone. I even just

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<v Speaker 2>tech checked with him again. I did WhatsApp. Hey, why

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<v Speaker 2>do other company companies? Why do other countries favor WhatsApp?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know that only America and Americans have this

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<v Speaker 2>love affair with the I message on iPhone the blue

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<v Speaker 2>don't blue bubbles? Well, you don't. You first of all,

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<v Speaker 2>are the minority in this country. You are Android. That's

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<v Speaker 2>not true in this country. In other countries, there's really

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<v Speaker 2>no such In another countries, the I message is is

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<v Speaker 2>not really used. They use. They use what's app because

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<v Speaker 2>it's a bunch of Android phones talking to each other.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you googling it? Brody has to be right here?

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<v Speaker 2>It comes no, I don't want to be right hold

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<v Speaker 2>on iPhones are fifty seven percent roughly Android, forty two

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<v Speaker 2>percent roughly in America. In other countries catching up, bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>it's seven in other countries it's like seventy five percent

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<v Speaker 2>other and then twenty five percent iPhone. So they use

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<v Speaker 2>WhatsApp as their chat messaging, you know whatever, Well they

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<v Speaker 2>use that. There's another one. It's a purple logo. I

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<v Speaker 2>forget what it's called. I don't know whatever. Hoser hoser

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<v Speaker 2>something with an ear at the end. Anyway, uh Like

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<v Speaker 2>Asia has their own Asia uses a different one. They

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<v Speaker 2>use the line app. They different countries use different apps,

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<v Speaker 2>like What's app? Right, Okay, but I prefer being wdw DA.

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<v Speaker 2>I like, I like my own message, so you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I think. You guys get like bent out of

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<v Speaker 2>shape over absolutely nothing. Your color is wrong? Your color?

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<v Speaker 2>Then use regular text message. So anyway, you know I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to I before I decided I wanted to get

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<v Speaker 2>down on the phone. I have something else going on.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. Uber ratings have been in the news because

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<v Speaker 2>you now can get a breakdown of how many one

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<v Speaker 2>star reviews you had versus two versus three. I told

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<v Speaker 2>you my rating was like four point nine. I was pissed.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see. Let's see now how many one star ratings

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<v Speaker 2>David Brodie has. Let's do that. Let's open up your Uber. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let's I can't possibly have any one star ratings? Oh no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really nice and I'm along at home. Here's how

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<v Speaker 2>we do this, okay, okay, tell me how what am

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<v Speaker 2>I looking for? Account? You're gonna go to account, you

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<v Speaker 2>know settings?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on one second? Account, then settings, account looking for settings.

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<v Speaker 2>They got it? Then privacy. Click on privacy. M hm,

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<v Speaker 2>click on privacy center. All right, don't have that. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>there it is. Then scroll see summary. You want to

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<v Speaker 2>see summary of your your Uber travels. Right, see summary.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking for summary. It should be right up at

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<v Speaker 2>the front all products, rides, driving and delivering Uber eats.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a gray Button'll see summary. Got it, and then

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<v Speaker 2>scroll down view my ratings. Scroll down? All right, everyone

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<v Speaker 2>one could do this, view my orders, view my ratings. Boy,

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<v Speaker 2>they they really do because they don't want you to know.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway I would writ ratings. I would predict that

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<v Speaker 2>you have no less than ten one stars. How many

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<v Speaker 2>one stars rides? If you had David Brody. By the way,

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<v Speaker 2>this is zero, get out zero. I'll hold my on.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't hold on. You don't well, you don't use

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<v Speaker 2>zuber enough. I mean tips. How many trips have you

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<v Speaker 2>how many trips have you taken? Ever? Yeah, based on

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<v Speaker 2>the last five hundred trips. You can't see it. Whatever

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<v Speaker 2>it is, I've taken fourth I've taken four thousand trips.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you see it? Yeah? You have twenty two? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it keep going all the way in four point eight seven.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I got you beat. I'm a four

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<v Speaker 2>point I got a two star review from some prick

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<v Speaker 2>I would love to know who gave me two stars.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone gave me two stars. One person gave me a

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<v Speaker 2>two star review. Why in the world what would I

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<v Speaker 2>what did I do to get a two star? And

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<v Speaker 2>why would you give a two star? If you're pissed

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<v Speaker 2>in someone, you give them one star? Why would I

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<v Speaker 2>have gotten a two star? I'm so fucking mad right now.

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<v Speaker 2>So I've taken over four thousand rides and I have

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<v Speaker 2>and they don't tell you I have two Now that

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't get that granular. But anyway, I have one star

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<v Speaker 2>reviews two so and I could pinpoint them to the

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<v Speaker 2>times that my friend was in the back seat mouthing off.

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<v Speaker 2>We had like four of us in there. The guy

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<v Speaker 2>was unhappy. I'm like and I could just tell him, like,

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<v Speaker 2>this is gonna be one of those days. And then

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<v Speaker 2>the other time had to be on Halloween night when

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<v Speaker 2>me and myc Gruffen were coming back from my buddy's

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<v Speaker 2>house and she got so sick that she had a

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<v Speaker 2>vomit and and and we had to pull over to

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<v Speaker 2>the side of the road. She opened the door bit

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<v Speaker 2>and then did it again like two three times. Then

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<v Speaker 2>we had a bag. I was holding a bag up

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<v Speaker 2>to her face. So both times it had to be

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<v Speaker 2>other people that were fucking with me that that made

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<v Speaker 2>my rating go down. That's my two one stars. Now

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<v Speaker 2>I also have a couple of two star, a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of three star reviews. I think it was because back

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<v Speaker 2>during post COVID, like right right up against the post

0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:01.960
<v Speaker 2>COVID times, when they allow you to take your mask off,

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<v Speaker 2>I was very brazen and I said, fuck it, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not wearing a mask because I never wanted to wear

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<v Speaker 2>one to begin with. So I give you one star.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, well, the guys, the Uber drivers are wearing masks.

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<v Speaker 2>Masks were optional for passengers, and I think that they

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<v Speaker 2>punished me by giving me three star reviews. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>give you one either way. I got a four point

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<v Speaker 2>ninety six overall, all right, because I've taken all those rides. Well,

0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:27.240
<v Speaker 2>I need to take more rides. I have a four

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<v Speaker 2>eight seven. I need to get that up. I'm still

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<v Speaker 2>pissed about that fucking idiot on eBay who ruined my

0:13:31.120 --> 0:13:35.920
<v Speaker 2>my fucking I'm still fight with Ebail over there still. Yeah. Yeah,

0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:40.920
<v Speaker 2>because you gotta let it go. I can't let it no, no, no,

0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:44.360
<v Speaker 2>let it go. You'll be a happier person. I think

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<v Speaker 2>you'll live longer too. I think, why would I want

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<v Speaker 2>to live longer? For my all this grief and shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, you know, you know you'll have maybe

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<v Speaker 2>your blood pressure will benefit from this. All right? As

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<v Speaker 2>soon as they low up they raised my rating back

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<v Speaker 2>up to a hundred. I'll be fine. Until then, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to keep hacking them. Happens to bothering them, calling them, Hey,

0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:09.920
<v Speaker 2>why are you wear an orange sunglasses for? Or orange?

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<v Speaker 2>Are those bifocals?

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<v Speaker 4>What the hell is that?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, he is where its legitimately like like

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<v Speaker 2>orange blood orange class. No, it's Mets Orange, Mets Orange,

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<v Speaker 2>Mets orange frames. Are those Mets glasses?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, they're just orange frame glasses that match the Brooklyn

0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:31.360
<v Speaker 2>Boys logo behind me. They look great for Halloween. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I only put them on because the font was small

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<v Speaker 2>on something I was trying to read to you. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't wear glasses, but why would you choose them to

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<v Speaker 2>begin with? Like why would you buy orange glasses?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I bought these? Oh, I know

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<v Speaker 2>it was a seal, No, it was a multi pack.

0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:50.520
<v Speaker 2>It was a multi pack. It was on sale. It

0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:53.120
<v Speaker 2>was a multi No, it was a multi pack on Amazon.

0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:55.160
<v Speaker 2>I bought like a four pack and I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>get the blue and black ones, and one of them

0:14:57.040 --> 0:14:59.600
<v Speaker 2>they said was red And it's not red, it's orange.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait a scamboity is that? Why would you need a

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<v Speaker 2>multi pack? Well? I needed to buy a few UH

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<v Speaker 2>readers for one of the fund gone eventually stop working.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get it. Why do you need why do

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<v Speaker 2>you need four pairs of the of the glasses that

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<v Speaker 2>do the okay for anyone who wears readers or any

0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:20.960
<v Speaker 2>kind of glasses or like temporarily not not permanently. Because

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<v Speaker 2>I picked them up and I put them on a

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<v Speaker 2>read like small font on our like on our our

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<v Speaker 2>benefits card for work. The numbers are ridiculously small anyway,

0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:30.840
<v Speaker 2>you put them in each room, scary so that when

0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:33.120
<v Speaker 2>you need them you're like, oh, there they are, and

0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:36.640
<v Speaker 2>they break. So if one breaks, have another pair. But

0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:38.760
<v Speaker 2>I have one one in my bedroom, one in one

0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:41.840
<v Speaker 2>in the UH office here where I do the podcasting,

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<v Speaker 2>and one in the living room. Okay, when you have

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<v Speaker 2>to put glasses on America occasionally to read small font,

0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:51.920
<v Speaker 2>you need to put readers on, so that like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know one pair that you don't need. They have

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<v Speaker 2>a five bedroom house. If I need to read something,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go running around the house looking for the

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<v Speaker 2>one pair of glasses. Does that make any sense to you?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it doesn't. I right, Oh, I'm sitting watching television.

0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:10.600
<v Speaker 2>I need to grab my readers. Oh they're upstairs. Let

0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:13.880
<v Speaker 2>me ask you this. Yeah, do you have more than

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<v Speaker 2>one toothbrush? So from where you travel it's already packed

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<v Speaker 2>up for Do I need to wear a toothbrush at

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<v Speaker 2>spur the moment while I'm watching television. No, But I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just saying like I have too. I have two toothbrushes.

0:16:25.000 --> 0:16:28.960
<v Speaker 2>I have one travel travel one, Yes, travel one. You

0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:31.640
<v Speaker 2>don't just pack your toothbrush and say I'm moving this around.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm just by the same logic. I'm actually supporting

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<v Speaker 2>you on this. Now, I actually have three toothbrushes. Do

0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:41.160
<v Speaker 2>you want to get technical? Okay, what's the third one for? Well,

0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:42.760
<v Speaker 2>I have one for travel and I don't want to

0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:44.080
<v Speaker 2>sound I don't want to sound like a deck. But

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<v Speaker 2>I have a master bedroom right where I have my toothbrush,

0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:50.000
<v Speaker 2>and then I have a toothbrush in the bathroom outside

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<v Speaker 2>in the hallway where when I used to get up

0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:54.400
<v Speaker 2>for work, I would get dressed in the morning there,

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<v Speaker 2>so I would brush my teeth during the week in

0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:59.320
<v Speaker 2>that bathroom and on the weekends in the master bath.

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<v Speaker 2>So I have fair enough. It sounds it's not fancy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just the bathroom in the three rightout cars rush.

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<v Speaker 2>But again, toothbrushes aren't spur of the moment, like, oh,

0:17:10.920 --> 0:17:13.639
<v Speaker 2>I have a pair of readers in my car because

0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:15.480
<v Speaker 2>if I don't want to drive home to go get them.

0:17:16.119 --> 0:17:20.160
<v Speaker 2>If I need my glasses, if I had a pair

0:17:20.160 --> 0:17:22.840
<v Speaker 2>of prescription glasses, you'd wear them on your face all

0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:25.080
<v Speaker 2>the time, right, Yeah, you wouldn't need that many more

0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:27.359
<v Speaker 2>pairs of glasses. You'd have a backup in case the

0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:30.040
<v Speaker 2>first pair of brakes. You should always have at least two. Okay,

0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:32.920
<v Speaker 2>you know, get belligerent about it, No, fuck you. I

0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:41.000
<v Speaker 2>don't like being questioned, all right. I want to question

0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:44.359
<v Speaker 2>you though. What you You and Gandhi from from the

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<v Speaker 2>Morning Show both put up video or you put it

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<v Speaker 2>up and Gandhi reposted it. I guess you were driving

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<v Speaker 2>a home. I'm gonna put this on social media. At

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<v Speaker 2>some point this week you were in I guess the

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<v Speaker 2>garage where you park at work. I don't recognize it.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess that's where you were, and you would next

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<v Speaker 2>to a black, nicer car, a much nicer car. It

0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:06.159
<v Speaker 2>was a really you could just say what it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a lambo. Yeah. I have to assume it's

0:18:11.080 --> 0:18:13.960
<v Speaker 2>someone who works with you, who has a microphone, you know,

0:18:14.040 --> 0:18:16.439
<v Speaker 2>somebody in one of them radio stations. It's not Elvis,

0:18:16.440 --> 0:18:18.440
<v Speaker 2>he doesn't have a lambo. No, but it's somebody's a

0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:22.240
<v Speaker 2>nice car, Okay. And you can't open your door because

0:18:22.240 --> 0:18:24.640
<v Speaker 2>you're too close to the lambo, and you post it.

0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:27.320
<v Speaker 2>You can go at Scary Jones. It's the story is

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<v Speaker 2>probably gone. Scary should repost that. And he's complaining that

0:18:31.160 --> 0:18:34.560
<v Speaker 2>this guy parked too close to Scari's car. Right, Well,

0:18:34.600 --> 0:18:39.000
<v Speaker 2>your argument, when you park, you know, perpendicular, when you

0:18:39.040 --> 0:18:41.040
<v Speaker 2>park like like you know, like a target parking lot

0:18:41.080 --> 0:18:44.200
<v Speaker 2>for instance, everyone knows, okay, you're next to you park

0:18:44.240 --> 0:18:47.040
<v Speaker 2>next to each other. You need to you need space

0:18:47.080 --> 0:18:51.520
<v Speaker 2>to get in your car. Yeah. So so this really

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<v Speaker 2>much nicer and probably four times the cost of my

0:18:54.760 --> 0:18:58.879
<v Speaker 2>car car at least, Yeah, is a fucking this is

0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:03.000
<v Speaker 2>amazing looking car. Sick it is crossy part of it.

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<v Speaker 2>When I post this on on social that car was

0:19:07.840 --> 0:19:09.760
<v Speaker 2>very close. Now, that car was not there when I

0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:12.399
<v Speaker 2>left my car, but when I came back to my car,

0:19:13.359 --> 0:19:15.639
<v Speaker 2>it was sitting there. So I'm like, why would somebody

0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:19.240
<v Speaker 2>park so close to my door? Knowing that I'm gonna

0:19:19.280 --> 0:19:21.640
<v Speaker 2>have to get in some I'm not gonna have any

0:19:21.680 --> 0:19:23.720
<v Speaker 2>room to get in to my door, so I have

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<v Speaker 2>to slide squeeze in. I had the tiniest crack when

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<v Speaker 2>I when I opened the door. I hear that when

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<v Speaker 2>I opened the door caused me causes me pooping problems.

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<v Speaker 2>The tiniest crack when I go to when I go

0:19:39.480 --> 0:19:42.199
<v Speaker 2>to open my door I had. I literally had this

0:19:42.400 --> 0:19:46.720
<v Speaker 2>like kind of slither in and hold the door so

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<v Speaker 2>so it doesn't holdin. You don't get that. I do, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>the House of Slytherin, I get it. Oh, very nice.

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<v Speaker 2>But I had to hold onto the door handle from

0:19:57.080 --> 0:20:01.520
<v Speaker 2>the inside and pull it toward me because I'm trying

0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:03.840
<v Speaker 2>to squedge my way into to get in to sit

0:20:03.880 --> 0:20:07.520
<v Speaker 2>down in my seat sideways, because if I go and

0:20:07.680 --> 0:20:11.159
<v Speaker 2>get further, I'm dinging that guy's door. I'm dinging to

0:20:11.240 --> 0:20:14.240
<v Speaker 2>his passengers. Can we agree that fourth quarter Scary would

0:20:14.280 --> 0:20:17.280
<v Speaker 2>have had to walk home? I would you would not

0:20:17.280 --> 0:20:18.639
<v Speaker 2>have been able to get to get it from the

0:20:18.680 --> 0:20:21.280
<v Speaker 2>other side and crawl over the dashboard or something. Fourth

0:20:21.359 --> 0:20:25.159
<v Speaker 2>quarter Scary could not do that. Yeah, all right. So

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<v Speaker 2>first of all, I'm looking at the picture. You backed

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<v Speaker 2>into the spot, which you know I hate. Second of all,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how I back hundred spots either. And

0:20:32.680 --> 0:20:35.440
<v Speaker 2>keep in mind that spot I have to back into

0:20:36.000 --> 0:20:39.679
<v Speaker 2>because that's a parking garage. It's an active parking garage,

0:20:39.720 --> 0:20:42.120
<v Speaker 2>and they they want you to back into that spot. Okay,

0:20:42.320 --> 0:20:44.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't have l a parking like we had at

0:20:44.240 --> 0:20:47.600
<v Speaker 2>the old place downtown. They do, but you didn't want

0:20:47.640 --> 0:20:51.640
<v Speaker 2>them to park your car on this given day I parked, Okay.

0:20:51.800 --> 0:20:53.320
<v Speaker 2>So you don't know for a fact whether or not

0:20:53.320 --> 0:20:56.080
<v Speaker 2>the garage parked that Lambeau or you, you know, the

0:20:56.080 --> 0:20:58.680
<v Speaker 2>guy who owns it parked it. I would imagine I

0:20:58.760 --> 0:21:00.520
<v Speaker 2>know who it is. If I think who it is,

0:21:01.359 --> 0:21:04.080
<v Speaker 2>they dropped that car off and had some peon pocket

0:21:04.080 --> 0:21:08.080
<v Speaker 2>for them, probably, and because of that, and I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think anyone who in their right mind who owns a

0:21:11.280 --> 0:21:15.040
<v Speaker 2>car that expensive, would risk would risk getting it scratched.

0:21:15.040 --> 0:21:18.040
<v Speaker 2>So they Yeah, so I was really shocked. I was

0:21:18.040 --> 0:21:20.919
<v Speaker 2>shocked to see a car so nice so close to

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<v Speaker 2>my car. I'm like, whoa, this is the pressure clean

0:21:23.800 --> 0:21:26.399
<v Speaker 2>because some people wouldn't give a fuck, you know, But

0:21:26.440 --> 0:21:28.120
<v Speaker 2>maybe he feel a lamb bow. I guess you could

0:21:28.160 --> 0:21:29.560
<v Speaker 2>just get it, you know, a new one. Or maybe

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<v Speaker 2>he thought maybe he thought, hey, look, or she or

0:21:33.040 --> 0:21:38.720
<v Speaker 2>she maybe here's maybe based on maybe hears she thought

0:21:39.480 --> 0:21:45.639
<v Speaker 2>that you envy, you have car envy. You're very funny.

0:21:46.040 --> 0:21:51.240
<v Speaker 2>Maybe maybe here she thought that this car next to

0:21:51.280 --> 0:21:54.199
<v Speaker 2>me is so damn nice. It's a bet it's a

0:21:54.400 --> 0:21:59.040
<v Speaker 2>convertible BMW that maybe they will take great care and

0:21:59.080 --> 0:22:01.960
<v Speaker 2>pride in opening their doors, will be extra careful because

0:22:02.200 --> 0:22:08.760
<v Speaker 2>it was a nineteen eighty four ship box Royale. Maybe

0:22:08.760 --> 0:22:13.720
<v Speaker 2>they would park further away. Yeah, because this way, because

0:22:13.720 --> 0:22:15.400
<v Speaker 2>they know that that person wouldn't give a fuck when

0:22:15.400 --> 0:22:17.600
<v Speaker 2>they're opening their door, right, you know what I'm saying, Like,

0:22:17.920 --> 0:22:21.840
<v Speaker 2>we know that the owner of the Beamer will take

0:22:21.880 --> 0:22:24.400
<v Speaker 2>great care in opening their door because they don't want

0:22:24.400 --> 0:22:27.120
<v Speaker 2>to get their car scratched as much as a crush. Yeah,

0:22:27.320 --> 0:22:29.960
<v Speaker 2>when you when you're at the mall, you're a target

0:22:30.200 --> 0:22:34.440
<v Speaker 2>and you see a guy he's parked badly. Right, how

0:22:34.440 --> 0:22:36.320
<v Speaker 2>do you know he parked badly? You look at the car?

0:22:36.440 --> 0:22:38.600
<v Speaker 2>What do you look at on to see if it's crooked?

0:22:38.640 --> 0:22:40.840
<v Speaker 2>And I look to see if they're over the line?

0:22:41.160 --> 0:22:44.240
<v Speaker 2>Over the line right, because the line is it helps

0:22:44.240 --> 0:22:47.800
<v Speaker 2>you decide where's your park right of course, if someone's

0:22:47.840 --> 0:22:50.600
<v Speaker 2>over the line, away, where the one? They're the one

0:22:50.640 --> 0:22:54.200
<v Speaker 2>who's not right if you're over the line. Yeah, okay.

0:22:54.480 --> 0:22:56.520
<v Speaker 2>So when you guys look at the picture that I'll

0:22:56.560 --> 0:23:00.560
<v Speaker 2>post on Instagram, you will see clearly that the Lambeau

0:23:01.080 --> 0:23:04.080
<v Speaker 2>is about a foot from the yellow line and Scary's

0:23:04.160 --> 0:23:07.880
<v Speaker 2>car is about an inch from the yellow line. Therefore, Scary,

0:23:08.200 --> 0:23:10.680
<v Speaker 2>it's your fucking fault. No, it's talking too close to

0:23:10.720 --> 0:23:13.680
<v Speaker 2>a yellow line. You parked two clock. He's parked perfectly

0:23:13.720 --> 0:23:17.240
<v Speaker 2>centered in the spot. You are almost on the yellow line.

0:23:17.320 --> 0:23:22.639
<v Speaker 2>Therefore it's your fault. Mike drop, No, it's not. No,

0:23:22.720 --> 0:23:25.080
<v Speaker 2>it's not it's not my fault. I'm not over the line.

0:23:25.800 --> 0:23:28.000
<v Speaker 2>You're on the line and he's not. You're closer to

0:23:28.080 --> 0:23:32.560
<v Speaker 2>the line. Therefore it's your fault. Repeat after me. It's

0:23:32.600 --> 0:23:35.000
<v Speaker 2>my fuck. Okay, say, but here's the problem, here's the

0:23:35.440 --> 0:23:37.600
<v Speaker 2>getting want to be rolling out of the car. This morning,

0:23:38.080 --> 0:23:40.119
<v Speaker 2>Andrew and Sam both had to get out of the

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<v Speaker 2>car on the passenger side, and the car to my right,

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<v Speaker 2>uh huh was part close to the line. So I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>wait a minute, you're gonna scratch my car. So I

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<v Speaker 2>actually had to I had to give them more room

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<v Speaker 2>on their side. So it's your fault. But I had

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<v Speaker 2>to give them room on their side because the guy.

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<v Speaker 2>That guy was over the line. Right, Okay, so you

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<v Speaker 2>willingly park too close to the other line. You know

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<v Speaker 2>what you could have done. You let them get out

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<v Speaker 2>and then you pull into the spot, or you pull

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<v Speaker 2>back out when you realize there's no room. Hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>get out so I can pull in a That's how

0:24:14.640 --> 0:24:19.840
<v Speaker 2>people do it. That's how good old Americans do it. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>So so you you let the guy on your right

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<v Speaker 2>dictate your ass being more to the line. So it's

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<v Speaker 2>your fault you couldn't get in the car. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>ultimately it's that guy's fault. But then you compounded it.

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<v Speaker 2>You look at the picture, Yeah, you look at your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>You look at the picture. Look how close you are

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<v Speaker 2>to a yellow see you posted that like, haha, look

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<v Speaker 2>at me? I was wronged? No, you were wrong? Shit,

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<v Speaker 2>And if I if, I'm if I'm that black car owner,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm checking for scratches because I'm looking ato that picture.

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<v Speaker 2>And maybe it's the angle, but it looks like your

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<v Speaker 2>door is resting on his rear fender. That's a forty

0:25:00.040 --> 0:25:03.040
<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars fender, just for that fenders something else I

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<v Speaker 2>am are? I yeah, you really are. No one else

0:25:04.800 --> 0:25:06.840
<v Speaker 2>would have caught you, but I caught you. You are

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<v Speaker 2>a piece of shit. Scary was wrong. I'm not wrong. No,

0:25:09.480 --> 0:25:12.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm not wrong. I'm not wrong. You're not wrong, and

0:25:12.680 --> 0:25:14.280
<v Speaker 2>talked on the line and then complained about the guy

0:25:14.320 --> 0:25:16.679
<v Speaker 2>next to you who's talked perfectly. You could no, but

0:25:16.840 --> 0:25:19.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm not over the line, which makes me not wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>It makes you partially wrong. Two stars, two stars, Rember

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<v Speaker 2>Boys Podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>We will be right back.

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<v Speaker 2>I have some money questions for you, okay, and I

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<v Speaker 2>think you you you more than anyone could help me

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<v Speaker 2>with them. Okay, okay, So uh I'm gonna give you

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<v Speaker 2>two quick stories and then I'm gonna en need your advice.

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<v Speaker 2>So you sent me a video of the most annoying

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<v Speaker 2>female voice on TikTok, reviewing her favorite delis right, jewish

0:25:51.480 --> 0:25:55.479
<v Speaker 2>delis Yes, Oh my god, are we gonna play this audio?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You want to play, I'll hold it up. I'll get

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<v Speaker 2>the audio. But she's the most fucking annoying with the

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<v Speaker 2>most annoying place. I'm gonna play it my phone. I

0:26:05.600 --> 0:26:10.160
<v Speaker 2>want to. She's trying so and by the way, you're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna hear her say melty cheese. Can we get rid

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<v Speaker 2>of the melty cheese and the succulent shrimp thing? All

0:26:15.520 --> 0:26:20.080
<v Speaker 2>cheese melts. She's got no adjectives in her vocabulary, melty cheese, melty.

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<v Speaker 2>She knows the words sweet, she knows the words right.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll hear a pattern developing. I got it. When you

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<v Speaker 2>see a commercial and they tell you, like Taco Bell,

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<v Speaker 2>the melty cheese. If you can't say anything more definitive

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<v Speaker 2>and delicious about cheese, you shouldn't be in affected melts.

0:26:34.440 --> 0:26:37.280
<v Speaker 2>That's like melty ice. Oh look at the ice. It's melty.

0:26:37.359 --> 0:26:39.640
<v Speaker 2>And guess what she's melts. If you're a real food

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<v Speaker 2>blogger and you're professional, you should have a little bit

0:26:43.320 --> 0:26:46.000
<v Speaker 2>more of an arsenal in your vocabulary, and there's one

0:26:46.040 --> 0:26:48.560
<v Speaker 2>sentence she uses I wanted to reach through the phone

0:26:48.560 --> 0:26:51.000
<v Speaker 2>and strangle her. You'll hear it, and I'll make a

0:26:51.040 --> 0:26:54.199
<v Speaker 2>reference afterwards. So let's play that. And one of the

0:26:54.240 --> 0:26:56.879
<v Speaker 2>sandwiches she talks about, I think is CATS's Deli. Maybe

0:26:56.960 --> 0:26:59.840
<v Speaker 2>it's a twenty nine dollars Pistrawmi sandwich or Combe sandwich whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>And all the comments on this video are people. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to educate you guys afterwards who don't understand what

0:27:06.320 --> 0:27:09.640
<v Speaker 2>Jewish food means. But go I play this awful, awful girl.

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<v Speaker 3>Jewish delis for a full day in New York City.

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<v Speaker 3>We started at one of the oldest and most famous

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<v Speaker 3>delis in the city. I got this massive room and

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<v Speaker 3>that came with this thick, creamy Thousand Island dressing and

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<v Speaker 3>the melty cheese with a super thin savory corn leave,

0:27:23.840 --> 0:27:26.320
<v Speaker 3>and then the rye was really buttery and cunecheet, and

0:27:26.359 --> 0:27:28.800
<v Speaker 3>the sauerkraut was so But of course I had to

0:27:28.800 --> 0:27:30.560
<v Speaker 3>get a bagel with locks. I'd tried it without the

0:27:30.600 --> 0:27:32.439
<v Speaker 3>other toppings just to see what it tasted like. And

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<v Speaker 3>the smoked salmon liver.

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<v Speaker 2>Had melts into my mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>It was so buttery, and the cream cheese was thick,

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<v Speaker 3>and the guy said their fries were incredible. They gave

0:27:40.119 --> 0:27:42.879
<v Speaker 3>me so many and they were actually really flavorful, super

0:27:42.880 --> 0:27:45.520
<v Speaker 3>well seasoned, and piping hot. They also make all of

0:27:45.560 --> 0:27:48.359
<v Speaker 3>their cheesecake in house. Look at how massive this piece

0:27:48.520 --> 0:27:52.320
<v Speaker 3>was really so creamy and smooth, and the crust was buttery.

0:27:52.760 --> 0:27:55.639
<v Speaker 3>I was full after for dinner, we still had to

0:27:55.680 --> 0:27:57.440
<v Speaker 3>hit up the famous Cat's Delli, So they give you

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<v Speaker 3>a ticket when you come in. Don't lose the ticket.

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<v Speaker 3>Then you stand in line for a cutter who gives

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<v Speaker 3>you a little taste test. And I ordered my fastraw

0:28:03.240 --> 0:28:05.760
<v Speaker 3>me juicy, which means it's extra fatty. Then they bring

0:28:05.800 --> 0:28:07.280
<v Speaker 3>you all your food and don't forget to bring a

0:28:07.320 --> 0:28:10.000
<v Speaker 3>cash tip, okay, And then look at how gorgeous and

0:28:10.119 --> 0:28:13.160
<v Speaker 3>rich and juicy and tender this meat was from my thought,

0:28:13.160 --> 0:28:16.080
<v Speaker 3>and the mustard is super sharp, it's all so savory.

0:28:16.200 --> 0:28:17.360
<v Speaker 2>And ask that they're half.

0:28:17.119 --> 0:28:19.800
<v Speaker 3>Sour pickles, which are still crunchy but also really tangy.

0:28:19.840 --> 0:28:21.040
<v Speaker 3>And then you got to get the hot dog with

0:28:21.119 --> 0:28:24.440
<v Speaker 3>mustard and sauer Kraut, and Chris the snappiest hot dog

0:28:24.480 --> 0:28:26.840
<v Speaker 3>he ever had. It literally like popped in your mouth

0:28:26.880 --> 0:28:30.040
<v Speaker 3>and the matsaba literally like so soft and melted in

0:28:30.080 --> 0:28:32.440
<v Speaker 3>my mouth, super salty and juicy.

0:28:32.119 --> 0:28:36.760
<v Speaker 2>Shalty and Jewish salty and juicy and it's butter. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, I've never wanted a cold cox someone

0:28:39.720 --> 0:28:43.840
<v Speaker 2>more in the face this woman ready here, No literally

0:28:44.040 --> 0:28:47.560
<v Speaker 2>like I would never literally like I would never raise

0:28:47.640 --> 0:28:50.400
<v Speaker 2>my hands to a woman. Okay, I met that euphemistically,

0:28:50.720 --> 0:28:54.320
<v Speaker 2>but man, oh man, she's got the most annoying fucking

0:28:54.480 --> 0:28:59.760
<v Speaker 2>voice on social media, Brodie. Literally it takes literally popped

0:28:59.840 --> 0:29:02.560
<v Speaker 2>or like popped, it can't literally. And like, there's another one.

0:29:02.600 --> 0:29:05.800
<v Speaker 2>There's another woman on social media who's a second place,

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<v Speaker 2>close second. But the way she talks like this, and

0:29:09.080 --> 0:29:11.680
<v Speaker 2>everything is like this, and oh my gosh, everything is

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<v Speaker 2>like buttery and it's like juicy. But hold on, but wait,

0:29:14.320 --> 0:29:17.000
<v Speaker 2>it gets better, brody, because if you go to her

0:29:17.040 --> 0:29:21.200
<v Speaker 2>page and I have, I can't, and you watch her videos,

0:29:22.480 --> 0:29:26.000
<v Speaker 2>everything is buttery, everything is juicy, and everything she talks

0:29:26.040 --> 0:29:30.240
<v Speaker 2>like this. Let me just play my first.

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<v Speaker 3>Time Zaxby's this kick and chicken sandwich, little fire. Look

0:29:33.320 --> 0:29:36.240
<v Speaker 3>at how crispy and buttery the Texas to this boy

0:29:36.280 --> 0:29:38.600
<v Speaker 3>added extra tongue towards sauce and ran, so it was

0:29:38.640 --> 0:29:41.360
<v Speaker 3>like super saucy, and the chicken was definitely crispy and

0:29:41.400 --> 0:29:42.760
<v Speaker 3>super tender, not quite.

0:29:42.640 --> 0:29:43.720
<v Speaker 2>As superass canes.

0:29:43.760 --> 0:29:45.960
<v Speaker 3>But Zach's post was way better in my opinion. I

0:29:46.000 --> 0:29:47.880
<v Speaker 3>added extra seasoning to the fries so they had a

0:29:47.880 --> 0:29:50.640
<v Speaker 3>lot more flavor. They weren't very crispy, but the Zaxby

0:29:50.680 --> 0:29:56.040
<v Speaker 3>sauce was fireper.

0:29:53.840 --> 0:29:59.160
<v Speaker 2>And she's repeating adjectives. In the same post she says

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<v Speaker 2>the same five words eleven times everything.

0:30:02.000 --> 0:30:04.680
<v Speaker 3>I letting my followers decide everything I do. On my

0:30:04.800 --> 0:30:06.520
<v Speaker 3>last day in New York, a lot of you guys

0:30:06.560 --> 0:30:08.120
<v Speaker 3>had to go to the Feline, which is a free

0:30:08.120 --> 0:30:10.800
<v Speaker 3>public park built on an old abandoned subway track, and

0:30:10.840 --> 0:30:13.960
<v Speaker 3>it's lined with artwork like the very spinning black Tornado

0:30:13.960 --> 0:30:15.880
<v Speaker 3>that weirds me out for some reason. But my favorite

0:30:15.880 --> 0:30:17.640
<v Speaker 3>thing to do is fantasized about living in these big

0:30:17.680 --> 0:30:20.280
<v Speaker 3>bubble apartments and just people watching all day. Anyway, the

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<v Speaker 3>most requested thing to do was see a Broadway show,

0:30:22.360 --> 0:30:25.360
<v Speaker 3>and I heard so many good things about Shucked out

0:30:25.440 --> 0:30:28.000
<v Speaker 3>of Control, and the voices had me deceased, like so

0:30:28.120 --> 0:30:28.720
<v Speaker 3>much talent.

0:30:28.840 --> 0:30:37.880
<v Speaker 2>I also it's shucked. Oh my god, I've deceased. She's deceased.

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<v Speaker 3>Letting the chef decide everything I eat in New York.

0:30:40.440 --> 0:30:42.520
<v Speaker 3>This is chef David Jew. I am obsessed with him.

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<v Speaker 3>He's so sweet.

0:30:44.080 --> 0:30:48.920
<v Speaker 2>That's you, yeah, decide everything I eat in New York.

0:30:49.000 --> 0:30:51.080
<v Speaker 3>This is Chef David Jew. I am obsessed with him.

0:30:51.120 --> 0:30:53.000
<v Speaker 3>He's so sweet. He just started ordering us a bunch

0:30:53.000 --> 0:30:55.040
<v Speaker 3>of dishes. He said his favorite was the Korean style

0:30:55.160 --> 0:30:56.520
<v Speaker 3>chicken and waffle and the sauce.

0:30:56.560 --> 0:30:59.040
<v Speaker 2>How many things, how many things are going to be buttery,

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<v Speaker 2>you see?

0:30:59.480 --> 0:31:02.360
<v Speaker 3>And then the wall had cheddared cheese that actually so

0:31:02.440 --> 0:31:05.040
<v Speaker 3>much flavor, said, we had to try the Benedict Rorial,

0:31:05.120 --> 0:31:08.080
<v Speaker 3>which had these big chunks of tender lobster and truffle

0:31:08.160 --> 0:31:12.320
<v Speaker 3>Holland Days. It was super buttery, like really rich. Ella

0:31:12.440 --> 0:31:16.200
<v Speaker 3>French toast was my favorite. It had the calized and

0:31:16.200 --> 0:31:19.360
<v Speaker 3>then the toast was pan fried. It was so crispy, crunchy,

0:31:19.600 --> 0:31:23.360
<v Speaker 3>and the hazelnut sauce was so thick and so chocolately.

0:31:23.440 --> 0:31:26.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. And he was so sweet too. He

0:31:26.360 --> 0:31:28.360
<v Speaker 3>brought us this orange, but it wasn't an orange. It

0:31:28.400 --> 0:31:31.280
<v Speaker 3>was actually this creamy passion for dessert that was covered

0:31:31.320 --> 0:31:34.480
<v Speaker 3>in crunchy white chocolate and filled with this sweet poached.

0:31:34.840 --> 0:31:38.840
<v Speaker 2>I hate her me too, seriously, seriously a full.

0:31:38.720 --> 0:31:40.440
<v Speaker 3>Day in New York. I put out a poll on

0:31:40.480 --> 0:31:42.880
<v Speaker 3>ig and a lot of people said Chinatown, but specifically

0:31:43.440 --> 0:31:46.600
<v Speaker 3>leaning at viral food spots for a full day. I've

0:31:46.600 --> 0:31:48.680
<v Speaker 3>been seeing this Tai Whese fried chicken spot all over

0:31:48.720 --> 0:31:51.080
<v Speaker 3>my for you page. They have these massive chicken cutlets

0:31:51.120 --> 0:31:56.960
<v Speaker 3>and bobo where the lid is a eating at bakeries

0:31:57.120 --> 0:31:59.000
<v Speaker 3>for a full day in New York City. First time

0:31:59.040 --> 0:32:01.120
<v Speaker 3>we went to Supermoon Baked, I literally bought one of

0:32:01.160 --> 0:32:03.760
<v Speaker 3>like everything I couldn't resist. They have a Ferreira rochet

0:32:03.880 --> 0:32:07.520
<v Speaker 3>cruffin that's still with this silky hazelnut cream and crunchy

0:32:07.600 --> 0:32:10.400
<v Speaker 3>hazelnuts and ruffin is super fleaky. They also have a

0:32:10.440 --> 0:32:12.960
<v Speaker 3>peaches and cream cruffin with homemade peach.

0:32:13.440 --> 0:32:15.480
<v Speaker 2>It's always super brody, super And.

0:32:15.440 --> 0:32:18.160
<v Speaker 3>Look just this blueberry croissant was. It was filled with

0:32:18.200 --> 0:32:21.440
<v Speaker 3>this smooth blueberry curd that was so tangy. And then

0:32:21.480 --> 0:32:23.920
<v Speaker 3>this croissant was filled with macha almond cream that was

0:32:23.960 --> 0:32:26.800
<v Speaker 3>almost savory, and it had this fluffy butter cream.

0:32:26.600 --> 0:32:30.960
<v Speaker 2>On socy butter sicy. Okay, give her, give out her,

0:32:31.240 --> 0:32:33.040
<v Speaker 2>give out her accounts so people can go, you know,

0:32:33.120 --> 0:32:36.120
<v Speaker 2>hate it. Two million followers on TikTok three, three hundred

0:32:36.160 --> 0:32:38.600
<v Speaker 2>seventy we know, then three hundred and seventy five thousand

0:32:38.840 --> 0:32:44.200
<v Speaker 2>on Instagram. Okay, okay, she's doing so I'll say this.

0:32:44.240 --> 0:32:46.240
<v Speaker 2>She's doing something right. She's got to be doing something

0:32:46.320 --> 0:32:48.600
<v Speaker 2>right right because she's got a huge following. But I

0:32:48.600 --> 0:32:52.080
<v Speaker 2>guess just can't believe people watch and listen voice that

0:32:52.480 --> 0:32:54.280
<v Speaker 2>she's very good at the video. I have to say

0:32:54.320 --> 0:32:57.840
<v Speaker 2>she's and everything look great. She stitches it together properly,

0:32:57.960 --> 0:33:00.600
<v Speaker 2>she's graced. Her facts are off. He doesn't know what

0:33:00.680 --> 0:33:03.600
<v Speaker 2>things are called. It's the high Line is not a subway.

0:33:03.680 --> 0:33:07.200
<v Speaker 2>Subways go underground. Well no, no, no, no, there are

0:33:07.240 --> 0:33:08.760
<v Speaker 2>subways in New York that are above ground. But the

0:33:08.840 --> 0:33:10.920
<v Speaker 2>high Line was a high was a freight train line.

0:33:10.960 --> 0:33:13.840
<v Speaker 2>It was. It used to go through building, lobby building,

0:33:13.920 --> 0:33:17.520
<v Speaker 2>and it was elevated the whole way. Anyway. Yeah, the

0:33:17.560 --> 0:33:21.000
<v Speaker 2>thing is the food descriptions. Yeah, everything you go into

0:33:21.040 --> 0:33:23.400
<v Speaker 2>cats as Deli butter, they don't. You don't. They don't

0:33:23.400 --> 0:33:25.680
<v Speaker 2>give you a slice of pastrami or whatever. It's not

0:33:25.720 --> 0:33:28.760
<v Speaker 2>a taste. It's not a taste test. It's a sample.

0:33:29.440 --> 0:33:31.160
<v Speaker 2>You know. A taste test is like when you compare

0:33:31.200 --> 0:33:33.960
<v Speaker 2>two things and you want to see which is better. Like, oh,

0:33:33.960 --> 0:33:36.320
<v Speaker 2>they gave me a taste test. It's not a test.

0:33:36.680 --> 0:33:38.360
<v Speaker 2>You can eat it and you love it and hold on.

0:33:38.400 --> 0:33:43.280
<v Speaker 2>In her defense on this one, you're basically getting it. Literally,

0:33:43.400 --> 0:33:47.280
<v Speaker 2>she's literally saying what it is. It is, here's a

0:33:47.320 --> 0:33:50.120
<v Speaker 2>taste test to test it, to see how when you

0:33:50.160 --> 0:33:52.560
<v Speaker 2>when you go for an ice cream to see if

0:33:52.640 --> 0:33:54.640
<v Speaker 2>she likes it, you see you ask for it. It's

0:33:54.680 --> 0:33:56.840
<v Speaker 2>not a test. It's not a taste test. You're saying

0:33:56.920 --> 0:33:59.240
<v Speaker 2>a test. A taste test has to be a comparison

0:33:59.560 --> 0:34:01.560
<v Speaker 2>at all time. When you use the phrase I'm gonna

0:34:01.560 --> 0:34:03.640
<v Speaker 2>do a taste test, it's like I'm comparing coke and PEPSI.

0:34:04.320 --> 0:34:07.400
<v Speaker 2>You're not testing it against anything. It's I took it sample.

0:34:07.440 --> 0:34:09.239
<v Speaker 2>I got to talk. But you could test something to

0:34:09.239 --> 0:34:12.879
<v Speaker 2>see if it's good or rancid against You can test

0:34:12.960 --> 0:34:16.600
<v Speaker 2>your opinion is ransid. You could test it against itself. Yeah,

0:34:16.600 --> 0:34:19.879
<v Speaker 2>but that's not what a taste test is. Okay, let's world,

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<v Speaker 2>every okay, everybody on the comments section, who aren't Jewish

0:34:24.719 --> 0:34:27.480
<v Speaker 2>or all commenting. I thought, if it's kosher, you can't

0:34:27.520 --> 0:34:31.360
<v Speaker 2>have cheese on your meat. Jewish food doesn't mean kosher food.

0:34:31.560 --> 0:34:33.239
<v Speaker 2>I just want to lay that out. Go go google the

0:34:33.239 --> 0:34:35.279
<v Speaker 2>difference that everybody in there is wrong, and they're like,

0:34:35.320 --> 0:34:38.680
<v Speaker 2>and one person's like, oh, thousand dollars dressing. That's what

0:34:38.680 --> 0:34:40.839
<v Speaker 2>they call Russian dressing in Jersey, but in New York

0:34:40.880 --> 0:34:43.800
<v Speaker 2>it's Russian dressing. No Russian dressing in thousand all dressing

0:34:43.800 --> 0:34:46.880
<v Speaker 2>are two different dressings. That is correct. Yeah, thank you. Well, dude,

0:34:47.080 --> 0:34:50.320
<v Speaker 2>you're not gonna get smart reading comment sections of any threat.

0:34:50.440 --> 0:34:53.000
<v Speaker 2>I know, all right, my next my next thing for expense.

0:34:53.040 --> 0:34:55.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, So so the Postromi or the Cornbyfo whatever

0:34:55.800 --> 0:34:57.600
<v Speaker 2>she was talking about is like twenty nine dollars, and

0:34:57.640 --> 0:35:00.000
<v Speaker 2>she says, make sure you leave a cash tip because

0:35:00.200 --> 0:35:02.320
<v Speaker 2>you can't put a tip on the credit card. Okay.

0:35:02.600 --> 0:35:05.520
<v Speaker 2>So this one guy in the comments section says, fuck that,

0:35:06.000 --> 0:35:09.120
<v Speaker 2>I only bring enough money for the food. I pay

0:35:09.120 --> 0:35:11.120
<v Speaker 2>for the food. I don't have to pay the servers.

0:35:11.280 --> 0:35:12.840
<v Speaker 2>If I don't have cash, I'm not giving them a

0:35:12.880 --> 0:35:15.560
<v Speaker 2>tip if I don't have enough money to cover it,

0:35:16.640 --> 0:35:19.920
<v Speaker 2>So that's a douchebag right there. Yeah, so people were

0:35:19.920 --> 0:35:22.160
<v Speaker 2>saying to him, hey, you were you know, you're not

0:35:22.200 --> 0:35:26.120
<v Speaker 2>paying for the service, you're paying for the food. You

0:35:26.239 --> 0:35:28.759
<v Speaker 2>tip for the service. And he's like, well, don't tell me.

0:35:28.800 --> 0:35:30.399
<v Speaker 2>If I can't afford the tip, I shouldn't go out

0:35:30.400 --> 0:35:34.160
<v Speaker 2>to eat. That's exactly correct if you're not factoring in

0:35:34.239 --> 0:35:36.920
<v Speaker 2>the cost of a tip on purpose, Like if you

0:35:36.960 --> 0:35:38.960
<v Speaker 2>accidentally don't have enough money, I get it. But if

0:35:39.000 --> 0:35:40.640
<v Speaker 2>you go to a place that sells twenty nine dollars

0:35:40.640 --> 0:35:43.240
<v Speaker 2>Pstrawmi sandwiches and you take that out on a waitress

0:35:43.239 --> 0:35:46.440
<v Speaker 2>because you only brought thirty dollars, that's not cool. So

0:35:46.719 --> 0:35:50.560
<v Speaker 2>of course not factor it in. Once again, Brodie, you're

0:35:50.560 --> 0:35:54.160
<v Speaker 2>talking about the trolls on threads, on comment, but not

0:35:54.200 --> 0:35:56.920
<v Speaker 2>just to produce people aren't They're not the brightest. Some

0:35:57.080 --> 0:35:59.839
<v Speaker 2>restaurants could pay their staff fifteen twenty dollars an hour,

0:36:00.080 --> 0:36:01.840
<v Speaker 2>but then they're going to raise the price of the food,

0:36:02.360 --> 0:36:05.359
<v Speaker 2>so they leave the tip part. And by the way,

0:36:05.480 --> 0:36:07.719
<v Speaker 2>as we know, tips does not stand for to ensure

0:36:07.760 --> 0:36:10.720
<v Speaker 2>proper service, does not mean that. But you should tip

0:36:10.800 --> 0:36:12.960
<v Speaker 2>when somebody gives you great service, and tip more when

0:36:12.960 --> 0:36:15.040
<v Speaker 2>they give you even better service, unless they give you

0:36:15.120 --> 0:36:16.800
<v Speaker 2>a two Uber rating, and they can go fuck themselves.

0:36:16.840 --> 0:36:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Now scary. I went to a restaurant with my wife

0:36:19.520 --> 0:36:22.200
<v Speaker 2>on Saturday night. We went to see a show and

0:36:22.239 --> 0:36:24.640
<v Speaker 2>we went to a restaurant called Kouchina eight and a half.

0:36:24.680 --> 0:36:28.240
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever been there? No, it's on fifty seventh Street.

0:36:29.000 --> 0:36:33.000
<v Speaker 2>Excellent food, very well reviewed, and they make the caesar

0:36:33.040 --> 0:36:37.360
<v Speaker 2>salad table side, which was fantastic, great caesar salad. And

0:36:37.480 --> 0:36:39.359
<v Speaker 2>one of the things they make is a table side

0:36:39.440 --> 0:36:42.680
<v Speaker 2>chicken palm. They do something to its table side. But

0:36:42.719 --> 0:36:44.600
<v Speaker 2>I read a couple of reviews, and I know it's

0:36:44.640 --> 0:36:47.200
<v Speaker 2>my fault. I read some reviews that said, don't eat

0:36:47.200 --> 0:36:49.560
<v Speaker 2>the chicken palm. It's terrible there everything else is great,

0:36:50.480 --> 0:36:54.239
<v Speaker 2>now you know me? I always ordered the chicken palm. Oh, always, Well,

0:36:54.280 --> 0:36:56.040
<v Speaker 2>I didn't order the chicken palm. I ordered it a

0:36:56.280 --> 0:37:00.000
<v Speaker 2>pasta dish in a white wine oil with sausage and wow,

0:37:00.320 --> 0:37:04.440
<v Speaker 2>it's very like lamb. It was lamb and uh tomatoes,

0:37:05.680 --> 0:37:07.399
<v Speaker 2>there was no I took the kale out. It came

0:37:07.440 --> 0:37:09.239
<v Speaker 2>with kale. I was like, no kale. Wow. So they

0:37:09.320 --> 0:37:12.120
<v Speaker 2>suppose you ever went in that direction to begin with, Well,

0:37:12.239 --> 0:37:16.440
<v Speaker 2>my wife had lemonetti or something. It was like lemon

0:37:16.840 --> 0:37:19.920
<v Speaker 2>cheese spaghetti. It was like it was like a white

0:37:19.960 --> 0:37:24.920
<v Speaker 2>wine lemon sauce with cheese, a spaghett It was fantastic, fantastic.

0:37:25.800 --> 0:37:30.920
<v Speaker 2>I last night my wife sends me an Instagram right

0:37:30.960 --> 0:37:33.080
<v Speaker 2>and it says, the best chicken palm I've had in

0:37:33.080 --> 0:37:37.000
<v Speaker 2>New York. And it's five places, and I had not

0:37:37.080 --> 0:37:40.120
<v Speaker 2>been to any of them except the fifth one, which

0:37:40.160 --> 0:37:43.480
<v Speaker 2>was Katchina eight and a half. This place was raving

0:37:43.719 --> 0:37:46.200
<v Speaker 2>this this account was raving about Kachine eight and a half.

0:37:46.360 --> 0:37:48.120
<v Speaker 2>So I did some more digging and apparently the chicken

0:37:48.160 --> 0:37:50.200
<v Speaker 2>parm was fantastic there. Now I have to go back,

0:37:50.320 --> 0:37:52.279
<v Speaker 2>but I want to ask you a questions. Scary, how

0:37:52.360 --> 0:37:54.919
<v Speaker 2>much do you think the chicken palm was at this

0:37:55.440 --> 0:37:59.399
<v Speaker 2>upscale restaurant on fifty seventh Street when normal chicken parm

0:37:59.520 --> 0:38:01.919
<v Speaker 2>is like eight dollars twenty one dollars? Oh no, no,

0:38:01.920 --> 0:38:04.600
<v Speaker 2>no no. The second you say table side, that just

0:38:04.760 --> 0:38:10.600
<v Speaker 2>triples the price. Immediately, I'm gonna go with uh sixty

0:38:10.640 --> 0:38:14.279
<v Speaker 2>one dollars. Oh no, no no. Although this place had

0:38:14.280 --> 0:38:16.640
<v Speaker 2>a stake scary, which I think that's what you're gonna

0:38:16.640 --> 0:38:18.480
<v Speaker 2>take me when you buy me mistak down book. It

0:38:18.520 --> 0:38:22.800
<v Speaker 2>was one hundred and fifteen dollars. Steak for one sixty

0:38:22.840 --> 0:38:26.279
<v Speaker 2>one dollars, No thirty seven for the palm, thirty seven,

0:38:26.360 --> 0:38:30.040
<v Speaker 2>thirty seven. I was gonna say that's high. It is high.

0:38:30.280 --> 0:38:33.399
<v Speaker 2>It's hot. Actually, if you're in midtown Manhattan and you're

0:38:33.400 --> 0:38:36.879
<v Speaker 2>getting a table side that's probably around the same that

0:38:37.000 --> 0:38:40.520
<v Speaker 2>would be a bargain. Well, but it's still high for me. Well,

0:38:40.520 --> 0:38:43.640
<v Speaker 2>it's high for you. But everything's relative, right, Yeah, all

0:38:43.640 --> 0:38:45.080
<v Speaker 2>my relatives would think it was high. I want to

0:38:45.160 --> 0:38:48.000
<v Speaker 2>do you want to eat in the suburbs, have a party, brody,

0:38:48.280 --> 0:38:51.440
<v Speaker 2>But you're you're in the center of met Manhattan where

0:38:51.640 --> 0:38:54.440
<v Speaker 2>the rent for that space is through the roof. So

0:38:54.480 --> 0:38:57.080
<v Speaker 2>they got to cover their own rent, pay their workers,

0:38:57.160 --> 0:38:59.839
<v Speaker 2>keep the lights on. They got they gotta, you know,

0:39:00.480 --> 0:39:02.600
<v Speaker 2>charge a high But that's cheap, by the way. I

0:39:02.640 --> 0:39:07.120
<v Speaker 2>would never to me. I've seen places that do that

0:39:07.239 --> 0:39:10.800
<v Speaker 2>same dish table once again, you say the word table side,

0:39:11.360 --> 0:39:14.799
<v Speaker 2>now doubled the triple the price. Yeah. Yeah, they have

0:39:14.840 --> 0:39:16.839
<v Speaker 2>to do a little magic show for you right there.

0:39:17.440 --> 0:39:20.160
<v Speaker 2>It's like you're getting it's done. He did the he

0:39:20.239 --> 0:39:23.200
<v Speaker 2>did the clap and the hands out. Yeah, like like

0:39:23.239 --> 0:39:26.080
<v Speaker 2>they there's a dealer in Frankas Atlantic City. Yeah, it's

0:39:26.080 --> 0:39:29.040
<v Speaker 2>like entertainment. So when they make that glock table side, yeah,

0:39:29.040 --> 0:39:30.560
<v Speaker 2>I would say that that that's a forty five to

0:39:30.560 --> 0:39:33.040
<v Speaker 2>fifty dollars dish. But I was going high because I, well,

0:39:33.040 --> 0:39:34.360
<v Speaker 2>now I may have to go back for it. I

0:39:34.560 --> 0:39:36.920
<v Speaker 2>my wife was like, we have to go back. I'll

0:39:36.960 --> 0:39:39.319
<v Speaker 2>take it. Yeah, all right, okay, So we went to

0:39:39.360 --> 0:39:41.840
<v Speaker 2>a bar afterwards, right, we went for a drink for

0:39:42.680 --> 0:39:47.040
<v Speaker 2>after the show. You don't drink. My wife like said,

0:39:47.440 --> 0:39:49.399
<v Speaker 2>drink every once in a while, she drinks. I don't

0:39:49.600 --> 0:39:53.400
<v Speaker 2>you drink. So we went to Bran Bailey's on the Rocks.

0:39:54.120 --> 0:39:55.680
<v Speaker 2>Uh no, I didn't have a Bailey's, but you know,

0:39:55.920 --> 0:40:00.960
<v Speaker 2>you know I like Kalua and Irish crist those milky things. Yeah,

0:40:01.000 --> 0:40:03.040
<v Speaker 2>he be careful there. So we went to a bar.

0:40:03.200 --> 0:40:05.440
<v Speaker 2>My wife got a beer on tap. So the guy

0:40:05.560 --> 0:40:07.279
<v Speaker 2>just you know, takes the tap and goes and they

0:40:07.280 --> 0:40:10.000
<v Speaker 2>hands you the beer. You got some kind of Kentucky

0:40:10.120 --> 0:40:13.560
<v Speaker 2>seasonal bait was good whatever it was, and I ordered

0:40:13.560 --> 0:40:17.719
<v Speaker 2>a corona. Right. So the total was sixteen dollars for

0:40:17.760 --> 0:40:20.000
<v Speaker 2>the two drinks. The corona was in a can. He

0:40:20.080 --> 0:40:22.960
<v Speaker 2>went and gave me the can. Okay, so he's going

0:40:23.120 --> 0:40:26.000
<v Speaker 2>ooosh with the thing and with the can and that's it.

0:40:26.480 --> 0:40:30.160
<v Speaker 2>That's all he did, right, So the I tell him

0:40:30.280 --> 0:40:33.359
<v Speaker 2>settle up, I'm done, and it's sixteen dollars. I put

0:40:33.360 --> 0:40:36.080
<v Speaker 2>it twenty down on the bar, and my wife says,

0:40:36.080 --> 0:40:37.279
<v Speaker 2>are you ready to go? I said, now, I'm a

0:40:37.280 --> 0:40:44.239
<v Speaker 2>way for change. Change? Yeah, wow, go ahead? Why why

0:40:44.320 --> 0:40:46.200
<v Speaker 2>was it we get? What are your thoughts? How much

0:40:46.280 --> 0:40:46.680
<v Speaker 2>is the drink?

0:40:46.719 --> 0:40:46.959
<v Speaker 4>Again?

0:40:47.960 --> 0:40:51.399
<v Speaker 2>Okay? He did drink sixtyar okay, sixteen for the two drinks?

0:40:51.600 --> 0:40:55.959
<v Speaker 2>Sixty year? You know on tap sixteen eight May, sixteen dollars,

0:40:55.960 --> 0:41:01.440
<v Speaker 2>eighty sixteen dollars. No, no, it was not whatever it was. No,

0:41:01.960 --> 0:41:04.759
<v Speaker 2>it was nine and seven I guess sixteen corona was

0:41:04.800 --> 0:41:08.879
<v Speaker 2>seven nine and seven sixteen dollars. Yep, yep. You want

0:41:08.880 --> 0:41:11.120
<v Speaker 2>to throw about a twenty percent tip down, be nice

0:41:11.160 --> 0:41:16.000
<v Speaker 2>about it. Fucking leave the twenty walk out. I agree

0:41:16.040 --> 0:41:18.160
<v Speaker 2>with your wife. What do you wait for? Change? For

0:41:19.400 --> 0:41:21.040
<v Speaker 2>give you so you can give you a dollar bag,

0:41:21.080 --> 0:41:23.319
<v Speaker 2>a cannabier two dollars on opening a can of beer,

0:41:23.440 --> 0:41:27.720
<v Speaker 2>you are a cheap, motherfucker. No, who I'm asking two dollars?

0:41:27.800 --> 0:41:35.399
<v Speaker 2>You wanted to leave? You wanted two dollars back? Yeah, yeah,

0:41:35.760 --> 0:41:38.560
<v Speaker 2>oh my god. And you wonder why we never hang out.

0:41:39.400 --> 0:41:41.439
<v Speaker 2>You're crazy. We don't hang out. There's lots of reasons

0:41:41.480 --> 0:41:43.440
<v Speaker 2>we don't hang out. Look, I gave you the guys. Okay, no,

0:41:43.600 --> 0:41:47.480
<v Speaker 2>because the guy's probably cursing you under his breath like this, motherfucker. No,

0:41:47.800 --> 0:41:49.600
<v Speaker 2>I gave him the twenty. My wife and I left.

0:41:49.600 --> 0:41:52.600
<v Speaker 2>We left the twenty good. We left the twenty, as

0:41:52.600 --> 0:41:54.200
<v Speaker 2>you know. But you didn't want to leave it twenty.

0:41:54.239 --> 0:41:57.840
<v Speaker 2>You wanted two dollars back. I thought about it. Yeah.

0:41:57.880 --> 0:42:00.480
<v Speaker 2>Why well, let me ask you a question. If you

0:42:00.520 --> 0:42:03.280
<v Speaker 2>had a five, if you had three fives and four singles,

0:42:03.360 --> 0:42:06.879
<v Speaker 2>oh god, if you had three fives and five singles? Right? Yeah?

0:42:06.880 --> 0:42:09.839
<v Speaker 2>Would you have left nineteen? Wait? If I could? If

0:42:09.880 --> 0:42:12.320
<v Speaker 2>I had what three fives? If you had three fives

0:42:12.640 --> 0:42:14.960
<v Speaker 2>and five singles, five singles? You had twenty dollars but

0:42:15.000 --> 0:42:17.120
<v Speaker 2>it was broken up? Well, you could have left nineteen.

0:42:17.360 --> 0:42:19.800
<v Speaker 2>Would you have left? I had it already in my pocket,

0:42:19.960 --> 0:42:22.640
<v Speaker 2>I had the option, right, would you have left nineteen?

0:42:22.680 --> 0:42:22.719
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:42:22.800 --> 0:42:23.000
<v Speaker 4>Way?

0:42:23.040 --> 0:42:25.160
<v Speaker 2>I still give the twenty because I always leave. I

0:42:25.200 --> 0:42:27.560
<v Speaker 2>would always leave twenty on sixteen. I always give a

0:42:27.600 --> 0:42:32.120
<v Speaker 2>four dollars tip because that's twenty cent. Twenty percent is

0:42:32.160 --> 0:42:35.560
<v Speaker 2>nineteen dollars and twenty cents. Okay, you're gonna quibble over

0:42:35.600 --> 0:42:38.480
<v Speaker 2>eighty cents. I'm just asking tell me to leave it

0:42:38.560 --> 0:42:41.279
<v Speaker 2>twenty because no. It sounds to me like if you

0:42:41.360 --> 0:42:46.000
<v Speaker 2>had the convenience of having your own change in your pocket,

0:42:46.520 --> 0:42:51.440
<v Speaker 2>you would voluntarily leave eighteen dollars and walk out or nineteen.

0:42:51.560 --> 0:42:51.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh.

0:42:51.680 --> 0:42:53.120
<v Speaker 2>I would never not no, no, oh.

0:42:53.120 --> 0:42:53.200
<v Speaker 4>Go.

0:42:53.280 --> 0:42:55.400
<v Speaker 2>Let me ask you this, what if the bill was seventeen,

0:42:55.400 --> 0:42:58.160
<v Speaker 2>would you put a twenty down and walked out? Shame?

0:42:59.320 --> 0:43:01.880
<v Speaker 2>I would say, say, okay, so you would given a

0:43:01.880 --> 0:43:04.000
<v Speaker 2>forty dollar tip if I would if I didn't have

0:43:04.040 --> 0:43:06.719
<v Speaker 2>another dollar in my pocket, yes, because I'm okay then

0:43:06.800 --> 0:43:09.080
<v Speaker 2>because I'm not going to break another twenty at that point.

0:43:09.480 --> 0:43:11.360
<v Speaker 2>So he's paying the price for your lack of change.

0:43:12.239 --> 0:43:14.680
<v Speaker 2>I just want to get this j yeah, yeah, twenty

0:43:14.719 --> 0:43:19.919
<v Speaker 2>tie if you okay a second late it was seventeen dollars, yeah,

0:43:20.000 --> 0:43:21.840
<v Speaker 2>let's say it was seventeen and you had a twenty.

0:43:22.120 --> 0:43:25.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I'd have to go dig in for another dollar.

0:43:25.200 --> 0:43:27.360
<v Speaker 2>At least you would. You'd ask for change of a

0:43:27.400 --> 0:43:30.640
<v Speaker 2>twenty to give him another dollar. Fuck yeah, you wouldn't.

0:43:31.280 --> 0:43:33.560
<v Speaker 2>You'd give him three and be like, yeah, I gave twenty,

0:43:33.640 --> 0:43:36.480
<v Speaker 2>told me to keep it. So I'm being punished for

0:43:36.520 --> 0:43:38.640
<v Speaker 2>not having a nineteen dollar bill. It's a tough its

0:43:38.719 --> 0:43:41.520
<v Speaker 2>tough spot. It's a tough spot. Yeah, because I wanted

0:43:41.520 --> 0:43:43.239
<v Speaker 2>to give two or three I had because four because

0:43:43.239 --> 0:43:46.879
<v Speaker 2>if I'm given a hunt Okay, okay, check this. If

0:43:46.880 --> 0:43:54.080
<v Speaker 2>dinner comes to dinner comes to seventy dollars m seventy dollars,

0:43:55.040 --> 0:43:57.279
<v Speaker 2>you have one hundred dollar bill. That's an eighty four

0:43:57.360 --> 0:44:00.600
<v Speaker 2>eighty four eighty five dollars total with tip twenty percent.

0:44:01.000 --> 0:44:03.600
<v Speaker 2>If you're saying the tax and everything with seventy all

0:44:03.640 --> 0:44:07.080
<v Speaker 2>the other tax all in, yes, eighty eighty bucks, all

0:44:07.120 --> 0:44:10.680
<v Speaker 2>at eighty dollars, eighty dollars, you give sixteen dollars ninety

0:44:10.680 --> 0:44:13.600
<v Speaker 2>six dollars. Okay, you give the on one hundred dollars meal. Okay,

0:44:14.520 --> 0:44:16.360
<v Speaker 2>I did you give thrown it a couple of If

0:44:16.440 --> 0:44:20.000
<v Speaker 2>everything all in was eighty bucks with the tax, you

0:44:20.040 --> 0:44:24.240
<v Speaker 2>give a hundred dollars bill. You're looking for change no, okay,

0:44:24.280 --> 0:44:27.360
<v Speaker 2>so that's the same ratio. No, it's not, because because

0:44:27.800 --> 0:44:31.200
<v Speaker 2>you can factor in a couple extra cents for each meal,

0:44:31.320 --> 0:44:33.000
<v Speaker 2>like each oh, I had a lot of okay, so

0:44:33.000 --> 0:44:34.960
<v Speaker 2>I'll give them fifty cents more on the drinks will

0:44:35.239 --> 0:44:37.439
<v Speaker 2>come on. And now that's technically more than a twenty

0:44:37.480 --> 0:44:40.320
<v Speaker 2>percent tip, because I give more than a twenty percent tip.

0:44:40.680 --> 0:44:42.640
<v Speaker 2>I always know twenty when you were going to do

0:44:42.719 --> 0:44:44.680
<v Speaker 2>that at the bar when you wanted two dollars back

0:44:44.719 --> 0:44:47.880
<v Speaker 2>from twenty when the bill was sixteen. Again, let me

0:44:47.960 --> 0:44:50.040
<v Speaker 2>let me refresh. Let me remind you. I give a

0:44:50.040 --> 0:44:53.080
<v Speaker 2>twenty percent tip on food when they order it, bring it,

0:44:53.360 --> 0:44:58.600
<v Speaker 2>bring me drinks, bring me refills, bring me dessert. Situation

0:44:58.760 --> 0:45:01.279
<v Speaker 2>specials different. This guy, all he did was open the

0:45:01.360 --> 0:45:04.919
<v Speaker 2>camp and and tap of beer. All right, that's it.

0:45:05.080 --> 0:45:07.520
<v Speaker 2>Bar tab was eighty dollars. You're you're you're drinking with

0:45:07.520 --> 0:45:11.080
<v Speaker 2>your friends, whoever was hanging out with? Okay, an extra

0:45:11.239 --> 0:45:15.600
<v Speaker 2>no bar tab eighty bucks, you have one hundred, You

0:45:15.600 --> 0:45:19.280
<v Speaker 2>give him a hundred. You want change back from the hundred.

0:45:19.520 --> 0:45:21.640
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you why that's different, because now you're talking

0:45:21.640 --> 0:45:25.600
<v Speaker 2>about no, because you're talking about an extra ten or

0:45:25.600 --> 0:45:28.160
<v Speaker 2>twenty cents on each drink. It added up to the

0:45:28.160 --> 0:45:32.240
<v Speaker 2>extra extra money. I'm talking about giving a guy two

0:45:32.320 --> 0:45:36.520
<v Speaker 2>to three dollars on opening a can of corona. There's

0:45:36.520 --> 0:45:39.400
<v Speaker 2>no effort there. What did it do for me? But

0:45:39.440 --> 0:45:42.760
<v Speaker 2>then again, what's two three dollars? What's what's the difference

0:45:42.760 --> 0:45:45.440
<v Speaker 2>between it? It's a dollar, it's a dollar. Okay, So

0:45:45.800 --> 0:45:47.440
<v Speaker 2>here's where I need you. Now, here's the follow up

0:45:47.480 --> 0:45:50.319
<v Speaker 2>to this. No, no, it's good. We walked to the

0:45:50.360 --> 0:45:53.680
<v Speaker 2>garage where the cars park, and I always give the

0:45:53.680 --> 0:45:56.120
<v Speaker 2>guys who bought the war the women. It's never a woman,

0:45:56.160 --> 0:45:58.919
<v Speaker 2>but the guys who barked the car. And why aren't

0:45:58.960 --> 0:46:02.239
<v Speaker 2>they more women valets, I wonder. Anyway, so the guy

0:46:02.320 --> 0:46:05.720
<v Speaker 2>brings my car and I give him two bucks because

0:46:06.719 --> 0:46:11.560
<v Speaker 2>what how much is the parking? Twenty two dollars? It's

0:46:11.600 --> 0:46:15.200
<v Speaker 2>five that's a five dollar tip. It's five dollars. Nobody

0:46:15.239 --> 0:46:16.960
<v Speaker 2>gives five dollars to the guy who brings your car.

0:46:17.719 --> 0:46:19.879
<v Speaker 2>Was drive to the car? Well, you have a yeah?

0:46:19.920 --> 0:46:21.560
<v Speaker 2>And then they parked the car too close to your door.

0:46:21.600 --> 0:46:24.359
<v Speaker 2>You can't open it anyway. The point was I gave

0:46:24.440 --> 0:46:26.520
<v Speaker 2>him a I gave him a two dollar tip. Which

0:46:26.560 --> 0:46:27.800
<v Speaker 2>I gave it to him after he got out of

0:46:27.840 --> 0:46:30.279
<v Speaker 2>the car. Okay, and listen to me. He got out

0:46:30.280 --> 0:46:31.879
<v Speaker 2>of the car, I say, here you go, bud, here's

0:46:31.880 --> 0:46:35.400
<v Speaker 2>two bucks. I see people give a dollar. Okay, I

0:46:35.440 --> 0:46:37.839
<v Speaker 2>gave two dollars on the on the on the people

0:46:37.880 --> 0:46:40.920
<v Speaker 2>are cheap. Hold on, okay, hold on. I get in

0:46:41.000 --> 0:46:43.279
<v Speaker 2>the car and short man moved my seat all the

0:46:43.320 --> 0:46:45.000
<v Speaker 2>way up, and I banged my head and my knees

0:46:45.040 --> 0:46:47.080
<v Speaker 2>on the steering wheel, and I felt I shouldn't have

0:46:47.080 --> 0:46:49.279
<v Speaker 2>given him a two dollars at all. You know, a

0:46:49.360 --> 0:46:52.600
<v Speaker 2>valet parker should move the seat back, shouldn't he even

0:46:52.600 --> 0:46:56.080
<v Speaker 2>if it's not actual like where it was? Or tell me, oh,

0:46:56.120 --> 0:46:58.120
<v Speaker 2>I moved this set. I would rather them adjust a

0:46:58.200 --> 0:47:02.120
<v Speaker 2>seat in the mirrors, the scratch or dent my fucking riaper.

0:47:02.160 --> 0:47:03.759
<v Speaker 2>When he gets out of the car, shouldn't he move

0:47:03.800 --> 0:47:06.399
<v Speaker 2>the seatback or at least tell you he remember where

0:47:06.440 --> 0:47:10.239
<v Speaker 2>it was? He knows he's short, he knows he moved

0:47:10.280 --> 0:47:13.560
<v Speaker 2>the seat up. He's short. He's a little guy. Little guy.

0:47:14.920 --> 0:47:16.759
<v Speaker 2>The guy was like five to one, No offensive, you

0:47:16.840 --> 0:47:19.000
<v Speaker 2>five to one listening. I'm not saying you short. This

0:47:19.160 --> 0:47:21.000
<v Speaker 2>guy was short for five to one. I'm sure you

0:47:21.040 --> 0:47:23.080
<v Speaker 2>were a tall five to one. This guy was tiny.

0:47:23.320 --> 0:47:26.919
<v Speaker 2>He moved the seat up all right, boom. I wanted

0:47:26.960 --> 0:47:28.640
<v Speaker 2>my two dollars back and give it to the balltender.

0:47:31.600 --> 0:47:34.160
<v Speaker 2>You are something else, man, you are. I'm generous with

0:47:34.280 --> 0:47:37.880
<v Speaker 2>wait staff, I am, yeah, but bar staff you like

0:47:37.960 --> 0:47:40.160
<v Speaker 2>it pretty much? Pretty much? Say you go fuck yourself?

0:47:40.160 --> 0:47:42.319
<v Speaker 2>You like Oh, let me ask you to ask your question.

0:47:42.440 --> 0:47:44.480
<v Speaker 2>I'll ask you one more question before he hit the jingle.

0:47:45.160 --> 0:47:48.640
<v Speaker 2>If you buy a glass of beer and it's an import, right,

0:47:49.040 --> 0:47:52.120
<v Speaker 2>and it's twelve dollars, do you give the same tip

0:47:52.680 --> 0:47:54.839
<v Speaker 2>as if he got makes a Long Island iced tea

0:47:54.920 --> 0:47:56.960
<v Speaker 2>with six liquors in it for the same price. Yeah,

0:47:57.600 --> 0:47:58.160
<v Speaker 2>because it's.

0:48:00.960 --> 0:48:01.160
<v Speaker 4>Needed.

0:48:01.239 --> 0:48:07.200
<v Speaker 2>No work opened cana with Sarri and Rody. Hey, I

0:48:07.280 --> 0:48:09.640
<v Speaker 2>gotta call my boy Anthony Falco. I gotta get him

0:48:09.640 --> 0:48:12.000
<v Speaker 2>on the podcast right now. Is that cool? Yeah, it's

0:48:12.040 --> 0:48:13.680
<v Speaker 2>fine as long as he's available. Every time you call

0:48:13.719 --> 0:48:16.000
<v Speaker 2>people not available, well, I'm hoping that he's going to

0:48:16.040 --> 0:48:18.799
<v Speaker 2>be available. He's always available. He's retired. Where else, he's

0:48:18.840 --> 0:48:21.960
<v Speaker 2>probably on his second lunch by now. Hello, oh nice, Hey,

0:48:22.480 --> 0:48:27.480
<v Speaker 2>what's up? Hey Falco? How you doing buddy, what are

0:48:27.480 --> 0:48:30.439
<v Speaker 2>you doing. Well, We're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Feel

0:48:30.480 --> 0:48:32.600
<v Speaker 2>free to curse. We could say that because we could.

0:48:33.040 --> 0:48:36.080
<v Speaker 2>We're no problem. No filters here. That's David a feelings.

0:48:36.080 --> 0:48:41.560
<v Speaker 2>Someone named Anthony Falco is gonna curse. It's a good feeling. Listen.

0:48:42.600 --> 0:48:45.680
<v Speaker 2>There's been a lot of talk about Uber ratings in

0:48:45.800 --> 0:48:50.439
<v Speaker 2>the news Uber Uber. You know, here's the thing about Uber.

0:48:50.800 --> 0:48:54.239
<v Speaker 2>You can now see and dissect how many one star

0:48:54.360 --> 0:48:57.279
<v Speaker 2>ratings you've had, how many two, three, four, five? So

0:48:58.000 --> 0:49:00.879
<v Speaker 2>it became a big deal on our show this morning

0:49:00.960 --> 0:49:03.440
<v Speaker 2>talking about all this, and now Brody and I are

0:49:03.480 --> 0:49:06.399
<v Speaker 2>going through our Uber ratings and see how many one

0:49:06.440 --> 0:49:11.520
<v Speaker 2>star rides we've had. But I'm saying, you know what,

0:49:11.840 --> 0:49:15.080
<v Speaker 2>we're lucky enough to be using the Uber app. Some

0:49:15.320 --> 0:49:19.040
<v Speaker 2>people have been banned for life, like my boy Anthony Falco.

0:49:21.280 --> 0:49:24.120
<v Speaker 2>What does Jeerson have to do to get banned from

0:49:24.160 --> 0:49:26.840
<v Speaker 2>a company whose job it is to make money? Well,

0:49:27.760 --> 0:49:29.440
<v Speaker 2>you know, you know what he has to do to

0:49:29.520 --> 0:49:31.919
<v Speaker 2>do it. I'm gonna still do a Falco. All kinds

0:49:31.920 --> 0:49:35.960
<v Speaker 2>of degenerates, drunks, drug addicts, high stone, We need a

0:49:36.040 --> 0:49:39.759
<v Speaker 2>lift home, get an uber harass the drivers. Maybe during

0:49:39.800 --> 0:49:42.000
<v Speaker 2>the pandemic. Don't wear their mask like Scary did. Right,

0:49:42.080 --> 0:49:45.879
<v Speaker 2>they don't get banned, But what would happen? He got

0:49:45.920 --> 0:49:49.160
<v Speaker 2>banned for being a nice guy. Fuck. I just want

0:49:49.200 --> 0:49:51.879
<v Speaker 2>you to talk to Brody about this and figure out

0:49:52.080 --> 0:49:55.560
<v Speaker 2>maybe how we can get your account back, because you're

0:49:55.560 --> 0:49:56.400
<v Speaker 2>an innocent man.

0:50:00.080 --> 0:50:02.319
<v Speaker 5>Telling you. I saw this one guy who was from

0:50:02.520 --> 0:50:06.120
<v Speaker 5>the UK, and I knew that I had known guys

0:50:06.239 --> 0:50:07.720
<v Speaker 5>I graduated with from high school.

0:50:07.760 --> 0:50:10.879
<v Speaker 4>And I saw them and they were out. This guy

0:50:11.000 --> 0:50:11.440
<v Speaker 4>was with him.

0:50:11.760 --> 0:50:14.400
<v Speaker 5>They all left it and apparently he got uh. He

0:50:14.520 --> 0:50:19.120
<v Speaker 5>got stranded there and his phone wasn't working and he

0:50:19.239 --> 0:50:19.839
<v Speaker 5>needed a lift.

0:50:20.200 --> 0:50:21.040
<v Speaker 4>You know, I got him.

0:50:21.160 --> 0:50:26.200
<v Speaker 5>I got him an Ober and apparently he ended up

0:50:26.239 --> 0:50:29.959
<v Speaker 5>getting to UH some kind of altercation with the Uber

0:50:30.040 --> 0:50:33.960
<v Speaker 5>driver and I got I got suspended. They tried to

0:50:34.000 --> 0:50:36.879
<v Speaker 5>call me once they left me a message. I called

0:50:36.960 --> 0:50:39.360
<v Speaker 5>several times, and nobody will speak to me. But I

0:50:39.520 --> 0:50:42.799
<v Speaker 5>never had an issue. I always had great ratings, never

0:50:42.840 --> 0:50:44.400
<v Speaker 5>had a problem, but nobody will talk to me, and

0:50:44.440 --> 0:50:46.880
<v Speaker 5>I haven't had I haven't had an Uber accounting a

0:50:46.960 --> 0:50:48.680
<v Speaker 5>year and a half and I absolutely did that. I

0:50:48.800 --> 0:50:51.080
<v Speaker 5>did nothing wrong, extept trying to help somebody out and

0:50:51.280 --> 0:50:54.440
<v Speaker 5>UH I could tell my story.

0:50:54.560 --> 0:50:57.640
<v Speaker 2>A friend, a friend of a friend, this dude, and

0:50:57.920 --> 0:51:00.360
<v Speaker 2>it was a dude from the u K. This sides

0:51:00.440 --> 0:51:03.200
<v Speaker 2>that he's gonna get drunk and choked the driver out.

0:51:03.719 --> 0:51:06.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh on Anthony's on Anthony's dyne.

0:51:08.080 --> 0:51:09.920
<v Speaker 5>I don't know exactly. I don't know exactly if that's

0:51:10.000 --> 0:51:12.200
<v Speaker 5>what happened. I'm not sure what what went on. I

0:51:12.239 --> 0:51:14.040
<v Speaker 5>went out there and they told me he's probably went

0:51:14.040 --> 0:51:14.520
<v Speaker 5>out to talk.

0:51:14.440 --> 0:51:16.000
<v Speaker 4>To the uber driver. He was just screaming.

0:51:16.320 --> 0:51:19.239
<v Speaker 5>He was broken English, and I tried to help him

0:51:19.239 --> 0:51:20.560
<v Speaker 5>out in any way he could, and he just got

0:51:20.600 --> 0:51:22.759
<v Speaker 5>frustrated and he left and.

0:51:23.880 --> 0:51:26.200
<v Speaker 2>The guy choked the driver. The guy choked the driver

0:51:26.320 --> 0:51:27.600
<v Speaker 2>while he was still in front of your house.

0:51:28.680 --> 0:51:30.680
<v Speaker 4>Uh No, I went from usin would buy a place

0:51:31.000 --> 0:51:34.320
<v Speaker 4>on fourteenth Street. So I really don't know if that's exactly.

0:51:34.440 --> 0:51:37.399
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if exactly if that's what, if that's if.

0:51:37.320 --> 0:51:40.120
<v Speaker 2>I if they if they drove off. Did the driver

0:51:40.280 --> 0:51:42.279
<v Speaker 2>come back to tell you the story? How did that happen?

0:51:42.400 --> 0:51:42.440
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:51:42.600 --> 0:51:45.480
<v Speaker 5>The driver, Yeah, I spoke to I spoke to I

0:51:45.560 --> 0:51:47.160
<v Speaker 5>spoke to IM speaking to the driver, and I was

0:51:47.200 --> 0:51:49.840
<v Speaker 5>trying to help him out, ask him, what do you

0:51:49.880 --> 0:51:52.040
<v Speaker 5>want to do, like what exactly happening? He was just

0:51:52.120 --> 0:51:54.520
<v Speaker 5>streaming and he goes, I just get that guy home,

0:51:54.600 --> 0:51:56.440
<v Speaker 5>and he's just and he left, and I was it.

0:51:56.560 --> 0:51:58.000
<v Speaker 5>He didn't want to he don't want to speak to

0:51:58.080 --> 0:52:00.480
<v Speaker 5>me and spoke to the dude again.

0:52:00.560 --> 0:52:02.279
<v Speaker 2>Either he never the Falcon never got to speak to

0:52:02.360 --> 0:52:04.400
<v Speaker 2>this dude, or it's like a double I.

0:52:04.840 --> 0:52:07.480
<v Speaker 5>Like what I did was I got another I got

0:52:07.520 --> 0:52:09.200
<v Speaker 5>another car, and this time I got in the car

0:52:09.320 --> 0:52:12.480
<v Speaker 5>and went went to the destination and make sure nothing happened,

0:52:12.840 --> 0:52:13.640
<v Speaker 5>and got the guy out of.

0:52:13.640 --> 0:52:14.880
<v Speaker 4>The car and it went home myself.

0:52:16.200 --> 0:52:18.759
<v Speaker 2>But can you imagine this Falco's trying to do a

0:52:18.840 --> 0:52:22.319
<v Speaker 2>good deed for a guy that he doesn't even know. Yeah,

0:52:22.840 --> 0:52:25.560
<v Speaker 2>and the next thing you know, he's banned for life

0:52:25.960 --> 0:52:28.719
<v Speaker 2>from Uber. Fucked up all the.

0:52:28.800 --> 0:52:31.000
<v Speaker 4>Other questions just to speak. I just want to speak

0:52:31.000 --> 0:52:32.200
<v Speaker 4>to him. That's all I can speak to him.

0:52:32.600 --> 0:52:34.920
<v Speaker 2>He can't. I can't get in touch with Uber because

0:52:34.960 --> 0:52:37.160
<v Speaker 2>of it. Like like, like, now, did you did you

0:52:37.239 --> 0:52:39.040
<v Speaker 2>give the guy a good rating and a tip so

0:52:39.160 --> 0:52:42.319
<v Speaker 2>he wouldn't he wouldn't fuck you over? That's right, you're

0:52:42.360 --> 0:52:44.880
<v Speaker 2>in control still of the you know, you know what

0:52:45.200 --> 0:52:47.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't even know if it just got

0:52:47.160 --> 0:52:48.880
<v Speaker 2>if I got canceled and it even came to that,

0:52:49.600 --> 0:52:50.400
<v Speaker 2>or or what went on.

0:52:50.480 --> 0:52:52.000
<v Speaker 4>I always give him good radio. I mean, I've never

0:52:52.040 --> 0:52:53.719
<v Speaker 4>had I've never had an issue when I need him.

0:52:53.760 --> 0:52:55.359
<v Speaker 4>But I don't even I don't even remember. I think

0:52:55.360 --> 0:52:56.800
<v Speaker 4>he's just I cancel the ride, and like that was.

0:52:57.040 --> 0:52:58.400
<v Speaker 4>That was the end of it. I don't even think

0:52:58.440 --> 0:53:00.200
<v Speaker 4>it came up for me to get a ra eating

0:53:00.239 --> 0:53:01.680
<v Speaker 4>or anything like that, because you never he never.

0:53:01.680 --> 0:53:04.239
<v Speaker 5>Left from from where we were where he was picking

0:53:04.280 --> 0:53:05.919
<v Speaker 5>the guy up on fourteenth Street.

0:53:05.960 --> 0:53:06.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh, he never left.

0:53:06.760 --> 0:53:07.840
<v Speaker 4>Happened right, so the.

0:53:07.880 --> 0:53:11.080
<v Speaker 2>Guy the guy started choking him right away. We don't

0:53:11.160 --> 0:53:15.040
<v Speaker 2>know that. We're assuming the worst happened because somehow the

0:53:15.440 --> 0:53:18.359
<v Speaker 2>driver complained to Uber the app and the next thing

0:53:18.400 --> 0:53:22.560
<v Speaker 2>you know, Falco's Falco's finished. I don't understand why the

0:53:22.719 --> 0:53:24.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I guess they're blaming you for putting a

0:53:24.200 --> 0:53:25.160
<v Speaker 2>degenerate in the car, But.

0:53:27.120 --> 0:53:28.880
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I guess so. But I didn't even you know,

0:53:28.920 --> 0:53:30.400
<v Speaker 4>I didn't know I was doing I was doing it right.

0:53:30.480 --> 0:53:32.399
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I have no idea what transfer between to it him,

0:53:32.400 --> 0:53:35.320
<v Speaker 5>how anything happened, But I tried, I got I caught cold.

0:53:35.360 --> 0:53:37.279
<v Speaker 5>I was in the shower, I came out. I called

0:53:37.400 --> 0:53:39.520
<v Speaker 5>Uber back and I got a voicemail. I left the message.

0:53:39.560 --> 0:53:40.560
<v Speaker 5>I owed my information.

0:53:40.680 --> 0:53:40.960
<v Speaker 2>I did it.

0:53:41.040 --> 0:53:43.400
<v Speaker 4>I tried for several weeks and then just nothing.

0:53:44.440 --> 0:53:46.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can't tell me your reputation. You can't put

0:53:46.920 --> 0:53:48.719
<v Speaker 2>your reputation in the hands of someone you don't know.

0:53:49.160 --> 0:53:52.440
<v Speaker 2>I mean, obviously it's hindsight, but when there's a review process,

0:53:53.160 --> 0:53:54.880
<v Speaker 2>if you want to put him in a cab, put

0:53:54.960 --> 0:53:56.960
<v Speaker 2>him in a cab, right because the cab guy can't

0:53:57.000 --> 0:54:00.640
<v Speaker 2>do anything to you. So when is a review this

0:54:01.360 --> 0:54:03.840
<v Speaker 2>this had this had getting fucked written all over it

0:54:03.920 --> 0:54:05.640
<v Speaker 2>before you put him in there. Because the guy was

0:54:05.640 --> 0:54:08.040
<v Speaker 2>probably like, you're driving on the wrong side of the road, mate,

0:54:08.680 --> 0:54:10.839
<v Speaker 2>because he's British and he tried to choke him.

0:54:12.520 --> 0:54:14.319
<v Speaker 5>I felt, man, the guy wasn't from here. I didn't

0:54:14.320 --> 0:54:15.880
<v Speaker 5>want to leave him straight. I didn't know him, and

0:54:16.080 --> 0:54:18.680
<v Speaker 5>he seemed he seemed he was acting fine. He was

0:54:18.719 --> 0:54:20.520
<v Speaker 5>acting find the whole time. I don't know what that

0:54:20.680 --> 0:54:22.279
<v Speaker 5>went on once he got outside. I don't know what

0:54:22.320 --> 0:54:22.560
<v Speaker 5>went on.

0:54:23.160 --> 0:54:25.600
<v Speaker 2>The Uber Strangler that'll be the name of the movie.

0:54:26.400 --> 0:54:29.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, yeah, that's what happened. Yeah, he's an uber strangler.

0:54:29.440 --> 0:54:31.279
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Well do you do you know your

0:54:31.400 --> 0:54:34.319
<v Speaker 2>Uber rating? Do you know you're rating?

0:54:34.440 --> 0:54:36.400
<v Speaker 5>Because I always had a top I always had a

0:54:36.440 --> 0:54:40.040
<v Speaker 5>top rating. I tell you what what happens to it?

0:54:40.120 --> 0:54:40.239
<v Speaker 4>Now?

0:54:40.320 --> 0:54:42.080
<v Speaker 5>When you get when this happens to you, maybe they

0:54:42.440 --> 0:54:44.360
<v Speaker 5>you know you can do it thousands for years, not

0:54:44.520 --> 0:54:46.000
<v Speaker 5>one problem, and then all of a sudden it's one

0:54:46.040 --> 0:54:47.520
<v Speaker 5>thing and it just banned you like that. But I

0:54:47.520 --> 0:54:49.560
<v Speaker 5>would speaking to you. It goes by up, guy, I

0:54:49.600 --> 0:54:51.480
<v Speaker 5>can't know if you're right and go straight down?

0:54:51.640 --> 0:54:53.640
<v Speaker 2>Or what can you open me? Can you open the app?

0:54:53.719 --> 0:54:56.200
<v Speaker 2>Still you can't? Or like like what what's gone? And

0:54:56.239 --> 0:54:57.040
<v Speaker 2>you can't even open it?

0:54:57.360 --> 0:54:57.959
<v Speaker 4>No, you can't.

0:54:58.080 --> 0:55:00.719
<v Speaker 5>It would be like, uh, somebody just it would be

0:55:00.760 --> 0:55:03.200
<v Speaker 5>somebody just like starting it out like there's nothing to it.

0:55:03.320 --> 0:55:05.160
<v Speaker 4>You just get to one screen and that's it. It

0:55:05.200 --> 0:55:06.120
<v Speaker 4>doesn't it doesn't work.

0:55:06.200 --> 0:55:09.000
<v Speaker 2>And you've tried petitioning, calling them, you've tried everything to

0:55:09.040 --> 0:55:09.440
<v Speaker 2>get back.

0:55:10.200 --> 0:55:12.439
<v Speaker 4>I have no number, even I have known, nobody would

0:55:12.440 --> 0:55:12.640
<v Speaker 4>call it.

0:55:12.920 --> 0:55:14.440
<v Speaker 5>I have the main I have the guy's name that

0:55:14.520 --> 0:55:17.200
<v Speaker 5>works for the security that that told me to call him,

0:55:17.520 --> 0:55:20.520
<v Speaker 5>and it's his it's it's his direct line, but I

0:55:20.680 --> 0:55:23.279
<v Speaker 5>leave messages and he never he never returns.

0:55:22.920 --> 0:55:23.239
<v Speaker 4>To my call.

0:55:23.400 --> 0:55:25.799
<v Speaker 2>We I feel like you were unjustly banned. We got

0:55:25.920 --> 0:55:28.040
<v Speaker 2>to get you back. I mean no offense to lift,

0:55:28.120 --> 0:55:31.880
<v Speaker 2>but lift is a second death? What is like an afterthought?

0:55:32.480 --> 0:55:34.680
<v Speaker 2>Why is lifting after thought? It's the same drivers. They

0:55:34.719 --> 0:55:36.759
<v Speaker 2>switched a sign on the dashboard. I don't know, I

0:55:36.920 --> 0:55:39.480
<v Speaker 2>just same drivers. I think Uber the app itself is

0:55:39.560 --> 0:55:41.640
<v Speaker 2>more dependable. It gets you rides quicker. I don't know.

0:55:41.880 --> 0:55:43.279
<v Speaker 2>See you know what you know it is? It's it's

0:55:43.360 --> 0:55:46.320
<v Speaker 2>the twenty two immutable laws of marketing. Scary. You believe

0:55:46.440 --> 0:55:48.800
<v Speaker 2>Uber is better because they were first first in the

0:55:48.880 --> 0:55:49.600
<v Speaker 2>mind wins. That's what.

0:55:51.400 --> 0:55:51.520
<v Speaker 3>Was that.

0:55:53.040 --> 0:55:54.560
<v Speaker 5>If you could I mean, if you get me to

0:55:54.640 --> 0:55:58.200
<v Speaker 5>talk to somebody who's I'm just some reasonable person that

0:55:58.280 --> 0:56:00.800
<v Speaker 5>could have a conversation with I'm sure to understand, Like

0:56:00.880 --> 0:56:02.200
<v Speaker 5>if I speak to him.

0:56:02.480 --> 0:56:05.239
<v Speaker 2>Maybe maybe some one of our listeners is connected to

0:56:05.360 --> 0:56:08.600
<v Speaker 2>Uber in some way with with somebody in the main office.

0:56:08.680 --> 0:56:10.880
<v Speaker 2>This was I'm assuming it's a it was like the

0:56:11.000 --> 0:56:13.600
<v Speaker 2>Jersey based office or something, right, I guess the Uber

0:56:13.680 --> 0:56:16.000
<v Speaker 2>Jersey because you're from New Jersey. Maybe I don't know.

0:56:16.080 --> 0:56:17.799
<v Speaker 5>I thought they were I thought they were based out

0:56:17.800 --> 0:56:19.480
<v Speaker 5>of California, so like, I don't know, I don't know

0:56:19.560 --> 0:56:20.160
<v Speaker 5>that much about it.

0:56:20.239 --> 0:56:21.680
<v Speaker 4>I know we used to have they used to be

0:56:21.719 --> 0:56:23.800
<v Speaker 4>in office in Hoboken, but that was gone by the

0:56:23.840 --> 0:56:25.600
<v Speaker 4>time this happened, so that didn't help.

0:56:26.680 --> 0:56:27.399
<v Speaker 2>Now where are you from?

0:56:27.520 --> 0:56:30.480
<v Speaker 4>Falco, Hoboken, New Jersey.

0:56:32.760 --> 0:56:34.320
<v Speaker 2>I say this as a guy from Brooklyn with a

0:56:34.360 --> 0:56:36.360
<v Speaker 2>similar accent. I would get someone else to call for

0:56:36.440 --> 0:56:39.279
<v Speaker 2>you because you sound, even though you're not. You sound

0:56:39.320 --> 0:56:41.879
<v Speaker 2>like a guy who choke a guy I'm just saying

0:56:41.960 --> 0:56:44.719
<v Speaker 2>so he sounds guilty. You'd be like, hey, this is

0:56:44.760 --> 0:56:46.960
<v Speaker 2>Anthony Falco. I'm my fucking account back. I would not

0:56:47.200 --> 0:56:49.280
<v Speaker 2>give your you account back. You need to hire somebody

0:56:49.560 --> 0:56:52.680
<v Speaker 2>with a nice Midwestern Hi. I'm Anthony Falco. I'd really

0:56:52.760 --> 0:56:55.440
<v Speaker 2>like my account back. Please maybe maybe get you should

0:56:55.440 --> 0:56:59.160
<v Speaker 2>get a woman. Yeah, yeah, I feel like the.

0:56:59.160 --> 0:57:01.040
<v Speaker 4>Guy and could described me. I definitely don't look like

0:57:01.120 --> 0:57:02.359
<v Speaker 4>this guy that went in the car. I can tell

0:57:02.360 --> 0:57:02.879
<v Speaker 4>you that much.

0:57:03.480 --> 0:57:08.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah all right, nothing like the uber strangle. But what's

0:57:08.760 --> 0:57:10.319
<v Speaker 2>for lunch? Where are we going? Where are you coming

0:57:10.360 --> 0:57:10.759
<v Speaker 2>back from?

0:57:12.000 --> 0:57:16.120
<v Speaker 5>Step back from a Peruvian place? Danny up in Uh,

0:57:17.400 --> 0:57:19.000
<v Speaker 5>it's either West New York or Union City.

0:57:19.200 --> 0:57:22.800
<v Speaker 2>Awesome Falco, Falco. I trust his judgment when it comes

0:57:22.840 --> 0:57:25.680
<v Speaker 2>to food. He he, he really is the best. He

0:57:25.760 --> 0:57:27.960
<v Speaker 2>knows what he's talking about, always leading me into some

0:57:28.120 --> 0:57:30.080
<v Speaker 2>great New Jersey eats.

0:57:31.560 --> 0:57:33.000
<v Speaker 4>Thank you, my friend, good stuff.

0:57:33.000 --> 0:57:36.080
<v Speaker 2>All right, Oh I'm getting hungry, so anyway, right, well,

0:57:36.160 --> 0:57:38.840
<v Speaker 2>thanks for thanks for all that. We'll make sure we

0:57:39.080 --> 0:57:43.120
<v Speaker 2>uh we we protect. Names will be changed and rearranged

0:57:43.160 --> 0:57:46.000
<v Speaker 2>to protect the innocent before we released this to the public,

0:57:46.640 --> 0:57:50.000
<v Speaker 2>I promise. All right, all right, thank you, thank you, Brody,

0:57:51.360 --> 0:57:55.040
<v Speaker 2>good luck, Hey slices. If you guys have any ideas

0:57:55.080 --> 0:57:57.800
<v Speaker 2>for Anthony here on how to get his uber back

0:57:58.040 --> 0:58:03.040
<v Speaker 2>legit ideas, please uh hit us up on social media

0:58:03.680 --> 0:58:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Brooklyn Boys. What is the Brooklyn Boys Podcast? Gmail? The

0:58:06.960 --> 0:58:09.520
<v Speaker 2>Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com and we will

0:58:09.520 --> 0:58:11.320
<v Speaker 2>be leave us a talk back through the iHeart app.

0:58:11.400 --> 0:58:13.439
<v Speaker 2>Find a way get us the information if it's legit

0:58:13.600 --> 0:58:14.880
<v Speaker 2>not oh you know what you ought to try?

0:58:15.200 --> 0:58:15.240
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:58:15.400 --> 0:58:16.560
<v Speaker 2>No, if you know for a fact how to get

0:58:16.560 --> 0:58:18.640
<v Speaker 2>in touch with we need to know a guy. You

0:58:18.720 --> 0:58:20.840
<v Speaker 2>know what I'm saying. We know we need to know

0:58:20.960 --> 0:58:21.200
<v Speaker 2>a guy.

0:58:21.240 --> 0:58:25.120
<v Speaker 4>All right, thanks aunt, yeah, thank you, all right, all right,

0:58:25.480 --> 0:58:25.760
<v Speaker 4>put it.

0:58:25.800 --> 0:58:29.160
<v Speaker 2>Out there, all right, See, I like, I like him,

0:58:29.520 --> 0:58:32.680
<v Speaker 2>but I I just worry about his accent. You worry

0:58:32.760 --> 0:58:36.520
<v Speaker 2>that he's gonna be judged. I worry. Yeah, he's like, Yeah,

0:58:36.560 --> 0:58:39.880
<v Speaker 2>this is Anthony Falcard, like my fucking uber back, you know,

0:58:40.000 --> 0:58:43.240
<v Speaker 2>like I didn't choke nobody's I already feel.

0:58:43.120 --> 0:58:44.000
<v Speaker 4>Like he has.

0:58:44.040 --> 0:58:46.480
<v Speaker 2>At some point you're saying, is he's gonna get profiled.

0:58:46.880 --> 0:58:48.760
<v Speaker 2>He's gonna be a profile as a New York, New

0:58:48.840 --> 0:58:53.040
<v Speaker 2>Jersey guy in the mob with a bad temper. Yeah,

0:58:53.160 --> 0:58:55.880
<v Speaker 2>this is Pony Falco, Like, oh, you're on the Sopranos.

0:58:56.320 --> 0:59:00.520
<v Speaker 2>It's very funny. That's eat Falco. Yeah, I know. You

0:59:00.600 --> 0:59:05.560
<v Speaker 2>gotta take a break here, all right, it's the podcast.

0:59:07.120 --> 0:59:09.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, what is it? Weird? We to do?

0:59:09.320 --> 0:59:09.640
<v Speaker 4>What is it?

0:59:09.960 --> 0:59:11.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I got I got a couple of things.

0:59:11.880 --> 0:59:14.040
<v Speaker 2>I screenshot it. I wanted to run run by the

0:59:15.040 --> 0:59:18.040
<v Speaker 2>run by you. I got a Scamboni coming up here

0:59:18.080 --> 0:59:21.360
<v Speaker 2>we go. I got a d M from Jackie Helsowski.

0:59:22.480 --> 0:59:25.160
<v Speaker 2>She says, I spent the past seven days in Italy

0:59:25.200 --> 0:59:29.120
<v Speaker 2>and went to Pisa and didn't take the quintessential pa pose.

0:59:29.720 --> 0:59:32.880
<v Speaker 2>I was literally listening to your latest podcast episode about

0:59:32.880 --> 0:59:36.000
<v Speaker 2>scary doing poses. And you mentioned Pisa, and I was

0:59:36.160 --> 0:59:38.720
<v Speaker 2>on the train back from Pisa. So she has a

0:59:38.760 --> 0:59:40.640
<v Speaker 2>picture of herself in front of the tower and she

0:59:40.760 --> 0:59:44.160
<v Speaker 2>did not do the pushing it over picture. I'm leading

0:59:44.320 --> 0:59:46.840
<v Speaker 2>or leaning it on her leaning on, yes, her head

0:59:46.880 --> 0:59:49.080
<v Speaker 2>on it like a pillow. That correct.

0:59:49.400 --> 0:59:49.520
<v Speaker 3>Uh.

0:59:49.680 --> 0:59:51.680
<v Speaker 2>He was a sign in the garage where the guy

0:59:51.800 --> 0:59:53.840
<v Speaker 2>moved my seat up. This was the guy the sign

0:59:53.880 --> 0:59:57.240
<v Speaker 2>in the parking garage to all of our valued, monthly

0:59:57.360 --> 1:00:00.840
<v Speaker 2>and transient customers. For your your own safe. This is

1:00:00.880 --> 1:00:03.600
<v Speaker 2>a this is a professional sign with your logo. It's

1:00:03.640 --> 1:00:06.600
<v Speaker 2>not like typed up on a computer. For your own safety.

1:00:07.080 --> 1:00:09.960
<v Speaker 2>Please be reminded to take your claim check before leaving

1:00:10.000 --> 1:00:14.640
<v Speaker 2>your vehicle. Please be reminded. Please be reminded. Yeah by

1:00:14.760 --> 1:00:21.640
<v Speaker 2>who wow, Yeah, please be reminded. So so there's that. Uh.

1:00:21.720 --> 1:00:23.520
<v Speaker 2>And then I wanted to talk about a scamboni. You

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<v Speaker 2>got the dolt Scamboni jingle I showed you, David Brody,

1:00:28.520 --> 1:00:36.200
<v Speaker 2>just for you, Thank you, thank you, scammon. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>what you got, Dave, David Brodie, I got two Scamboni's

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<v Speaker 2>for you. The first if you go on TikTok, there's

1:00:46.280 --> 1:00:52.840
<v Speaker 2>a new trend where some fast talking degenerate will put

1:00:52.920 --> 1:00:56.240
<v Speaker 2>up a picture. You've seen these pictures when you were

1:00:56.240 --> 1:00:59.480
<v Speaker 2>a kid. You have to find the objects in the picture. Yeah,

1:00:59.600 --> 1:01:01.680
<v Speaker 2>like on the side of the picture. You'd be like,

1:01:01.760 --> 1:01:04.280
<v Speaker 2>you have to find an egg and a lampshade and

1:01:04.360 --> 1:01:06.439
<v Speaker 2>a book, and you have to look where they buried

1:01:06.480 --> 1:01:10.720
<v Speaker 2>in the picture. Okay, here's the new scam. People put

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<v Speaker 2>up a picture with four or five hidden items in

1:01:15.360 --> 1:01:20.479
<v Speaker 2>the picture. Yeah, okay, and you cut out there, David,

1:01:21.560 --> 1:01:25.080
<v Speaker 2>and people are guessing. I'm sorry. They put up a

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<v Speaker 2>picture with what with four or five hidden items, and

1:01:30.200 --> 1:01:32.640
<v Speaker 2>there's pictures of the items and they're all like one's gray,

1:01:32.760 --> 1:01:35.720
<v Speaker 2>ones white, one's yellow, ones, pink, whatever, And you'll find

1:01:35.760 --> 1:01:38.680
<v Speaker 2>them in the picture. The actual color of the items

1:01:38.840 --> 1:01:40.600
<v Speaker 2>that are on the side. They even give you the color.

1:01:40.680 --> 1:01:42.680
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes they're in black and white only, so you have

1:01:42.760 --> 1:01:44.960
<v Speaker 2>to find like this one is a gray whistle, and

1:01:45.040 --> 1:01:47.000
<v Speaker 2>if you look, the whistle is used as the toilet

1:01:47.040 --> 1:01:49.840
<v Speaker 2>ball flush handle. You're like, oh, that's glad, okay, okay.

1:01:50.760 --> 1:01:53.400
<v Speaker 2>And what they do is people are guessing and they go, oh, oh,

1:01:53.520 --> 1:01:55.840
<v Speaker 2>Mike got it. But you don't see Mike because by

1:01:55.880 --> 1:01:58.080
<v Speaker 2>the time he reads Mike, it's already scrolled off the screen.

1:01:58.440 --> 1:02:01.000
<v Speaker 2>They come up with random names people who found the item.

1:02:01.320 --> 1:02:03.520
<v Speaker 2>And if you can't find it, people are guessing, like crazy,

1:02:03.720 --> 1:02:05.480
<v Speaker 2>it's the shoe, it's the foot, it's the thing in

1:02:05.560 --> 1:02:08.080
<v Speaker 2>the wall. For the fourth item, because the first three

1:02:08.120 --> 1:02:11.120
<v Speaker 2>are blatant, they're like, find the fourth object is the

1:02:11.200 --> 1:02:13.160
<v Speaker 2>name of the game, okay, and they go, if you

1:02:13.200 --> 1:02:16.800
<v Speaker 2>want the answers, go to my profile and and and

1:02:17.120 --> 1:02:19.440
<v Speaker 2>and make a bid on some product. It's it's so

1:02:19.520 --> 1:02:21.720
<v Speaker 2>they want you to go to the the his profile

1:02:21.760 --> 1:02:26.520
<v Speaker 2>on on TikTok and uh and follow him and then

1:02:26.640 --> 1:02:29.720
<v Speaker 2>click on like a like a some kind of fake

1:02:29.920 --> 1:02:32.360
<v Speaker 2>Asian website, you know, like Timu or one of those,

1:02:32.560 --> 1:02:35.280
<v Speaker 2>and if you buy anything, no matter how small, you'll

1:02:35.320 --> 1:02:38.040
<v Speaker 2>get the answer where the object is. And they do

1:02:38.160 --> 1:02:40.480
<v Speaker 2>this scam. And as you could scroll through the live

1:02:40.560 --> 1:02:42.520
<v Speaker 2>the live tiktoks all day and you'll see a bunch

1:02:42.520 --> 1:02:46.240
<v Speaker 2>of them. Well, guess what's scary. Yep, the fourth object

1:02:46.320 --> 1:02:49.840
<v Speaker 2>is never in the picture. It isn't there. I knew it,

1:02:50.360 --> 1:02:50.720
<v Speaker 2>I knew it.

1:02:50.920 --> 1:02:51.640
<v Speaker 4>This is uh.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the classic scene you prank scam where you

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<v Speaker 2>let yeah, four turkeys loose in the school and you

1:02:59.320 --> 1:03:05.720
<v Speaker 2>label them one, two, three, five, right, So you're like, oh,

1:03:06.640 --> 1:03:09.600
<v Speaker 2>ione's looking for number four and you think that there's five.

1:03:10.160 --> 1:03:13.240
<v Speaker 2>You think that there's five turkeys, right, where's them before?

1:03:13.320 --> 1:03:16.160
<v Speaker 2>Can't find them before? Right, That's exactly what This is

1:03:16.400 --> 1:03:18.680
<v Speaker 2>the last one I saw. I screenshot at it. It's

1:03:18.760 --> 1:03:21.360
<v Speaker 2>Pocahontas sitting on a toilet, and you have to find

1:03:21.360 --> 1:03:24.000
<v Speaker 2>a gray whistle. There's a gray whistle. There's a white egg.

1:03:24.200 --> 1:03:27.600
<v Speaker 2>It's her necklace. There's a yellow brush. It's right, it's

1:03:27.640 --> 1:03:31.200
<v Speaker 2>a part of her dress, and a pinkish purple flower.

1:03:32.040 --> 1:03:36.160
<v Speaker 2>There is nothing in the picture that's pinkish purple. Even

1:03:36.160 --> 1:03:38.080
<v Speaker 2>if you're like, I can't find it, you'd see the

1:03:38.160 --> 1:03:41.160
<v Speaker 2>pinkish purple. Everything in the picture is brown, white, and gray.

1:03:41.720 --> 1:03:44.280
<v Speaker 2>There's no pink. Therefore it can't be in the picture.

1:03:45.080 --> 1:03:49.080
<v Speaker 2>But he wants followers and people are begging I see it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I see it. And then what happens is

1:03:51.800 --> 1:03:53.240
<v Speaker 2>you know, like three card Monty, if you have a

1:03:53.280 --> 1:03:55.520
<v Speaker 2>seen three card Monty on the street, and that we'll

1:03:55.560 --> 1:03:57.360
<v Speaker 2>find the red card. Find the red card, and then

1:03:57.400 --> 1:03:58.920
<v Speaker 2>some guy in the crowd finds it and they go

1:03:59.000 --> 1:04:01.680
<v Speaker 2>look how easy it is found it that guy works

1:04:02.440 --> 1:04:04.160
<v Speaker 2>with the guy playing three card monte. He's a plan,

1:04:04.360 --> 1:04:06.840
<v Speaker 2>have shills, he's a crowd, he's a plant. He's a plant.

1:04:07.240 --> 1:04:10.000
<v Speaker 2>So there are people they go, oh yeah, Michael, Mike

1:04:10.040 --> 1:04:14.680
<v Speaker 2>tells the truth. I just got fifty dollars. Yeap, No

1:04:14.800 --> 1:04:17.560
<v Speaker 2>you didn't. You're a shill. So look out for that

1:04:17.680 --> 1:04:21.320
<v Speaker 2>scamboni because this the fourth object, is not in the picture.

1:04:21.840 --> 1:04:24.080
<v Speaker 2>No matter what you do, follow them, but you're not

1:04:24.120 --> 1:04:28.080
<v Speaker 2>getting fat. A lot of people are performing, you know,

1:04:28.200 --> 1:04:30.760
<v Speaker 2>they're giving you iPhone tricks and things that you can

1:04:30.800 --> 1:04:35.600
<v Speaker 2>do with your phone, and they go really fast, so

1:04:35.800 --> 1:04:37.680
<v Speaker 2>fast that you can't keep up. And they say, oh,

1:04:37.800 --> 1:04:40.800
<v Speaker 2>go to my page right to get you know, to

1:04:40.880 --> 1:04:44.880
<v Speaker 2>get the full instructions. And like anyone, it's a scam.

1:04:45.120 --> 1:04:47.200
<v Speaker 2>It is a scam, and they're looking for follows. And

1:04:47.320 --> 1:04:50.960
<v Speaker 2>then you realize that you your iPhone can't perform that

1:04:51.040 --> 1:04:55.400
<v Speaker 2>function right right, And now you're on a list, and

1:04:55.480 --> 1:04:58.560
<v Speaker 2>then they sell your account information. Don't don't just go

1:04:58.640 --> 1:05:01.320
<v Speaker 2>to my account oh oh, or they'll go, we're just looking.

1:05:01.320 --> 1:05:03.040
<v Speaker 2>I'll give everyone the answer. Once we get a thousand,

1:05:03.040 --> 1:05:05.160
<v Speaker 2>one hundred thousand likes, come on people keep hitting the

1:05:05.280 --> 1:05:07.240
<v Speaker 2>like button. Keeping So what they're doing is they're getting

1:05:07.240 --> 1:05:10.160
<v Speaker 2>clout on TikTok and you because they're getting likes, yeah,

1:05:10.280 --> 1:05:13.200
<v Speaker 2>and they'll get they're improving their algorithm. And you're just

1:05:13.200 --> 1:05:15.800
<v Speaker 2>sitting there like an idiot waiting for a hundred thousand followers.

1:05:15.840 --> 1:05:17.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh we need we just need a nine thousand more.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, everybody, Come on, guys, Come on, guys, we

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<v Speaker 2>just need five thousand more. No, you need five thousand more.

1:05:24.640 --> 1:05:27.560
<v Speaker 2>We don't need five thousand more. Yeah, So I hate

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<v Speaker 2>those people. Here's the other scam. I'm in my bagel,

1:05:31.040 --> 1:05:37.600
<v Speaker 2>my bagel place, Bagel. I go in on Friday and

1:05:37.680 --> 1:05:39.920
<v Speaker 2>I order No, I go in on Thursday and I

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<v Speaker 2>get four bagels. They're a dollar apiece. That's four dollars.

1:05:44.440 --> 1:05:46.960
<v Speaker 2>And there's signs all over the store. They've been up

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<v Speaker 2>for a while that say prices may go up unexpectedly

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<v Speaker 2>at any time, okay, on the front door, on the counter,

1:05:56.920 --> 1:06:00.560
<v Speaker 2>at by the register. They may go up expectively on

1:06:00.640 --> 1:06:03.760
<v Speaker 2>Saturday and Sunday mornings when everyone wants bagels. Right, So

1:06:03.920 --> 1:06:05.760
<v Speaker 2>I go, I go in, I go in Monday to

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<v Speaker 2>get my four bagels. And now they're a dollar twenty five.

1:06:10.560 --> 1:06:12.680
<v Speaker 2>I saw I had four singles ready, so I go

1:06:12.760 --> 1:06:17.000
<v Speaker 2>his four dollars. He goes five dollars. What dollar a quarter?

1:06:18.320 --> 1:06:20.160
<v Speaker 2>So I said, when did that happen? He points to

1:06:20.240 --> 1:06:21.840
<v Speaker 2>the sign. Doesn't it work that? He points to the

1:06:21.920 --> 1:06:25.400
<v Speaker 2>sign Prices may go up on expecting any time. So

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<v Speaker 2>four days later, now the bagels are all a dollar

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five, and the guy behind me goes, yeah, the

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<v Speaker 2>prices went up. It was Tuesday on Monday. He goes,

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<v Speaker 2>prices went up over the weekend. Everything's more expensive. But

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<v Speaker 2>there's no like. The signs didn't change. The prices on

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<v Speaker 2>the menu boards haven't changed. But they put up a

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<v Speaker 2>sign that says prices may they make up? I never

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<v Speaker 2>heard of such a thing. That is a rip yep.

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<v Speaker 2>The sign still says a dollar bagel on the on

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<v Speaker 2>the thing, and it was tape over it. You could

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<v Speaker 2>there's like a yellow tape over the dollar. And uh,

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<v Speaker 2>he's yeah, it's do twenty. Now do they ever go

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<v Speaker 2>down unexpectedly? That'd be nice. That's like on your birthday?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah how old?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, okay, would you be pissed? And what about

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<v Speaker 2>the next day? What if they're a dollar fifty the

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<v Speaker 2>next day. You can't complain the sign says what it says. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. I don't like that. I think that's despicable.

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<v Speaker 2>They can't do that. I think you need you need

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<v Speaker 2>to give people notice. So, by the way, my my

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<v Speaker 2>apartment is a mess. I'm I am fit to be

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<v Speaker 2>tied right now, because, yeah, that's stack of papers. I

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<v Speaker 2>know it's more than that. I'm hosting Mother's Day this week.

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<v Speaker 4>And I have to run.

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<v Speaker 2>So here's what I'm up against. First of all, my

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<v Speaker 2>mother's You know, I can always tell when she's like

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<v Speaker 2>wanting me, She's wanting me to volunteer. She's like, Anthony,

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<v Speaker 2>what do we I said, I said, you know, what

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<v Speaker 2>are we doing for Mother's Day? And you know, she said, well,

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<v Speaker 2>me and Daddy we're gonna talk to you about that.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna be calling. We're gonna be coming off of

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<v Speaker 2>a cruise, so it's gonna be kind of hectic. So

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<v Speaker 2>now I'm thinking, like, okay, so their house is off limits,

1:08:12.200 --> 1:08:15.160
<v Speaker 2>and you know, and and your your sister. Her house

1:08:15.280 --> 1:08:18.040
<v Speaker 2>is still under construction. She would love to host, but

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<v Speaker 2>she's got a lot going on there, right, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>why don't you have the party and your dinette, we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna well, we're gonna have a Well then I'm saying, well,

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<v Speaker 2>look we should all go out to eat to a restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, hold on, ma let me move a stack

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<v Speaker 2>of papers sit here in the corner of my living room. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>we want to get all the family, the families together.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep in mind, I now have a new I have

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<v Speaker 2>a niece, and so with with the all the hecticness

1:08:45.080 --> 1:08:46.920
<v Speaker 2>that's going on with my brother and my sister in

1:08:47.040 --> 1:08:50.080
<v Speaker 2>law because of the baby new baby, and you know,

1:08:50.360 --> 1:08:52.840
<v Speaker 2>everyone's house is off limits. So of course I'm a

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<v Speaker 2>good son, and I said, you know what, I volunteer.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hosting, and I got no problem doing it because

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<v Speaker 2>you know me, I'm gonna like all the bells and whistles,

1:09:01.880 --> 1:09:04.760
<v Speaker 2>cater it from top to bottom, rent out my wreck

1:09:04.840 --> 1:09:09.719
<v Speaker 2>room upstairs, which I did. All said and done. Well,

1:09:10.920 --> 1:09:12.880
<v Speaker 2>now I got to run out of town. I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to Miami because we're doing something with the Y one

1:09:15.560 --> 1:09:19.160
<v Speaker 2>hundred radio station. And I'm literally leaving tomorrow afternoon. It's

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<v Speaker 2>today's Tuesday here, that's when we're recording this Wednesday. I'm leaving.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what My flight back home is Brody

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<v Speaker 2>Sunday afternoon. My flight home is Sunday morning. I'm gonna land.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna land at like eleven am, race over back

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<v Speaker 2>to my apartment for the food to come at twelve thirty,

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<v Speaker 2>and my guests to show up at two o'clock. Talk

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<v Speaker 2>about cutting it close. If your flight is delayed in

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<v Speaker 2>the least.

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<v Speaker 4>You're ft, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>So I just ask you to pray for me, please,

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<v Speaker 2>because I don't know how this is gonna go. But

1:10:00.040 --> 1:10:02.799
<v Speaker 2>mother and dad thinks I'm crazy for coming home Sunday

1:10:02.840 --> 1:10:06.519
<v Speaker 2>morning and not coming home Saturday morning. But now it's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of too late to change all the flights. Whatever

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<v Speaker 2>it is, I'm coming home Sunday, So I'm gonna talk

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<v Speaker 2>about Now, will you hit him running? Will your family

1:10:19.120 --> 1:10:22.280
<v Speaker 2>have access to the place you're Yes, we have, we have,

1:10:23.360 --> 1:10:26.800
<v Speaker 2>we have precautions, we have plan b's and c's in motion.

1:10:27.680 --> 1:10:30.280
<v Speaker 2>Is Anthony Falco gonna drive them all? We'll get them

1:10:30.280 --> 1:10:33.519
<v Speaker 2>in a book. He's gonna pick up an Hooper. So anyway,

1:10:33.560 --> 1:10:34.840
<v Speaker 2>I got a lot of planning to do, and I

1:10:34.880 --> 1:10:36.720
<v Speaker 2>didn't pack yet, and I'm leaving. I'm going to see

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<v Speaker 2>Janet Jackson with my girlfriend tonight. So oh very nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's one of the best lip syncers ever. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't think she's gonna sing her songs, dude. She hasn't

1:10:47.040 --> 1:10:49.920
<v Speaker 2>uttered a word into a microphone on stage in thirty

1:10:49.960 --> 1:10:54.560
<v Speaker 2>five forty years. Wow, she's like Brittany. She dances, she

1:10:54.640 --> 1:10:57.360
<v Speaker 2>doesn't sing. Well, I'm not like Janet, but she's not

1:10:57.400 --> 1:11:01.040
<v Speaker 2>a singer in concert. Well, I'm gonna go here. I'm

1:11:01.040 --> 1:11:03.280
<v Speaker 2>gonna go see here tonight. So there she I mean,

1:11:03.360 --> 1:11:06.479
<v Speaker 2>how well she dances? Yeah, so that anyway. So that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Is your pool open it up or what pull pools open?

1:11:09.640 --> 1:11:13.040
<v Speaker 2>I gotta go vacuum it out today. Nice. When are

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<v Speaker 2>you gonna do the podcast from the pool? Pool side Podcastuh?

1:11:17.000 --> 1:11:19.559
<v Speaker 2>Poolside podcast? Well, you know I could. I could pool

1:11:19.600 --> 1:11:22.000
<v Speaker 2>side podcast and then you have the equipment in your apartment,

1:11:22.040 --> 1:11:25.680
<v Speaker 2>so that'll work. Yeah. I was talking about bringing the

1:11:25.720 --> 1:11:28.160
<v Speaker 2>equipment over and we could both be in the pool

1:11:28.160 --> 1:11:30.600
<v Speaker 2>at the same time. Oh no, we're not gonna have

1:11:30.760 --> 1:11:34.000
<v Speaker 2>microphones in the pool. That doesn't from an electricity standpoint,

1:11:34.040 --> 1:11:36.000
<v Speaker 2>doesn't make a lot of sense. I mean, we could

1:11:37.120 --> 1:11:39.840
<v Speaker 2>buy wireless nycophones, probably them on the side of the

1:11:39.880 --> 1:11:42.680
<v Speaker 2>pool and then lean off the edge of the yet,

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<v Speaker 2>but that would that require you to be in the pool.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you should sit at the table by my

1:11:46.200 --> 1:11:51.120
<v Speaker 2>pool and work the equipment and I can sit like that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Do I get an umbrella or do I have to

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<v Speaker 2>sit there in the hot sun?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

1:11:55.080 --> 1:11:56.760
<v Speaker 2>You can. I'll give you an umbrella. And you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>if you give me four bucks'll open a can of

1:11:58.400 --> 1:12:02.720
<v Speaker 2>corona for you. Hey, I left out one Scamboni. I

1:12:02.760 --> 1:12:04.920
<v Speaker 2>got to give you a Scamboni. Bed Bath and Beyond

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<v Speaker 2>Scamboni ready for this bed Barf and Beyond.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, as most of you know, Bedbath and Meon is

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<v Speaker 2>going out of business unless somebody buys them at the

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<v Speaker 2>last minute. They're shutting down. Everything's on clearance. Oh no,

1:12:15.160 --> 1:12:16.760
<v Speaker 2>don't take the car. Well have it's a like twenty

1:12:16.760 --> 1:12:19.120
<v Speaker 2>percent coupon? Then I still have okay? Yeah, no, okay. So,

1:12:19.280 --> 1:12:22.080
<v Speaker 2>first of all, the twenty percent coupons in the garbage.

1:12:22.400 --> 1:12:24.160
<v Speaker 2>If you've ever paid full price for an item at

1:12:24.160 --> 1:12:26.240
<v Speaker 2>bed Beth and Beyond, you don't know at the shop

1:12:26.560 --> 1:12:29.040
<v Speaker 2>because you get one hundred coupons and you save them

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<v Speaker 2>up and you go shopping and it's twenty percent off

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<v Speaker 2>every one item. Also, like Amazon Prime, they had a

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<v Speaker 2>deal where you paid like I don't know, fifty bucks

1:12:36.400 --> 1:12:38.800
<v Speaker 2>a year, whatever it was, and you automatically got twenty

1:12:38.800 --> 1:12:42.960
<v Speaker 2>percent off everything, not just one item, everything. So you'd

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<v Speaker 2>show the UPC, not the UPC, the QR code, they'd

1:12:46.720 --> 1:12:48.920
<v Speaker 2>scan it and your entire order is twenty percent off, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And then if you return something went out a receipt,

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<v Speaker 2>they take twenty percent off the value because they know

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<v Speaker 2>you probably got twenty percent off. Right. That's Bed Bath

1:12:56.120 --> 1:12:59.360
<v Speaker 2>and Beyond. They're known everything's twenty percent off. Okay, can

1:12:59.400 --> 1:13:00.479
<v Speaker 2>we establish the satisfact?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I go into the store. Remember we talked about

1:13:04.600 --> 1:13:07.040
<v Speaker 2>like everything in the store, like you see signs everything

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<v Speaker 2>in the store ninety like ten percent an up yes

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<v Speaker 2>or or up to up to fifty percent off. That

1:13:16.240 --> 1:13:18.519
<v Speaker 2>means one thing is fifty percent off and everything else

1:13:18.560 --> 1:13:20.519
<v Speaker 2>is five percent off. Like the up to up to

1:13:20.680 --> 1:13:23.080
<v Speaker 2>is a scam. Well, at Bed Bath and Beyond, everything's

1:13:23.120 --> 1:13:25.960
<v Speaker 2>on clearance, right dah, moving it all out, empty racks,

1:13:26.000 --> 1:13:28.920
<v Speaker 2>everything's got to go. Yes, what would you say? Scary?

1:13:29.640 --> 1:13:33.600
<v Speaker 2>Is the minimum discount on everything on sale right now?

1:13:33.640 --> 1:13:36.000
<v Speaker 2>At Bedbathing on It would have to be fifty percent,

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<v Speaker 2>if not more, I've seen sixty seventy five percent. Okay.

1:13:40.200 --> 1:13:42.559
<v Speaker 2>When have have you been to a bed bath this week?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? So starting what's today Tuesday? Starting last week was

1:13:49.080 --> 1:13:51.439
<v Speaker 2>the clearance. Starting last week was the clearance. Yeah. So

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<v Speaker 2>I went in on Tuesday or Wednesday to use my

1:13:53.439 --> 1:13:55.640
<v Speaker 2>last gift card, because I think Wednesday or whatever it

1:13:55.760 --> 1:13:57.320
<v Speaker 2>was said the seventh was the last dayor eighth or

1:13:57.320 --> 1:13:59.320
<v Speaker 2>the last day to bring any gift cards merchant. So

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<v Speaker 2>I went in. Everything of value was ten percent off.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. Why would I buy something a bed, bathroom

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<v Speaker 2>beyond for ten percent off when everything was always twenty percent.

1:14:13.000 --> 1:14:16.479
<v Speaker 2>You're giving me less discount than when you open. And

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<v Speaker 2>my wife and I we paid for the twenty percent

1:14:18.920 --> 1:14:22.000
<v Speaker 2>fan club fable. They didn't refund my money. They just

1:14:22.000 --> 1:14:24.360
<v Speaker 2>said we no longer accept that. So I paid for

1:14:24.360 --> 1:14:25.880
<v Speaker 2>a year, I got like three months out of it,

1:14:25.880 --> 1:14:28.840
<v Speaker 2>and they went bankrupt. So why would I buy a

1:14:28.920 --> 1:14:32.680
<v Speaker 2>microwave or I wanted a toaster oven ten percent off?

1:14:32.760 --> 1:14:34.880
<v Speaker 2>That's That's not a going out of business sale. That's

1:14:34.920 --> 1:14:37.240
<v Speaker 2>not even a way sentence to buy something I maybe

1:14:37.360 --> 1:14:39.960
<v Speaker 2>half need, you know, you know they get a whole

1:14:40.000 --> 1:14:43.360
<v Speaker 2>point with sales is so you can you figure that

1:14:43.520 --> 1:14:45.280
<v Speaker 2>maybe I need this, maybe I don't. I'm on the fence,

1:14:45.360 --> 1:14:48.040
<v Speaker 2>but it's such a big discount, I'm gonna actually buy it.

1:14:48.360 --> 1:14:51.200
<v Speaker 2>Ten percent doesn't move the needle for me. Right, So

1:14:51.240 --> 1:14:53.240
<v Speaker 2>they had a five hundred dollar toaster, I'm like, okay,

1:14:53.280 --> 1:14:55.920
<v Speaker 2>four fifty. I don't want it for four fifty. I

1:14:55.960 --> 1:14:57.519
<v Speaker 2>don't want I don't need to toast it that badly.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you said, I would get a new toaster if

1:14:59.479 --> 1:15:01.720
<v Speaker 2>it was like two seventy five for a five hundred toast,

1:15:01.760 --> 1:15:04.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'm in wow, you know it was. You

1:15:04.400 --> 1:15:08.800
<v Speaker 2>know it was like forty fifty percent off washcloths. That's

1:15:08.840 --> 1:15:10.840
<v Speaker 2>what they do. They give you up to seventy percent off.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you want like a soap ugly, like a

1:15:14.479 --> 1:15:18.559
<v Speaker 2>seashell soaphoulder for your bathroom, seventy percent off, they could

1:15:18.600 --> 1:15:20.840
<v Speaker 2>shove it. They could shove it. No wonder, they're out

1:15:20.840 --> 1:15:24.960
<v Speaker 2>of business. Fuck them now, fuck them. I want the

1:15:25.080 --> 1:15:28.360
<v Speaker 2>vacuum cleaner for forty percent off. Now we'll have a conversation.

1:15:29.200 --> 1:15:31.800
<v Speaker 2>Ten percent off vacuum cleaners. I can get ten percent

1:15:31.840 --> 1:15:34.639
<v Speaker 2>off picking my nose at Best Buy and just price

1:15:34.720 --> 1:15:37.320
<v Speaker 2>check it with somebody else. I can go to PC

1:15:37.479 --> 1:15:40.360
<v Speaker 2>Richard's son, I get twenty percent off just by price

1:15:40.439 --> 1:15:46.840
<v Speaker 2>comparing it. So fucking bar beyond yeah, beyond ridiculous, ten

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<v Speaker 2>percent off. I love leaving a nice, angry note like this,

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<v Speaker 2>we're doing we're doing that, but so we're leaving on

1:15:52.720 --> 1:15:57.639
<v Speaker 2>a bad note, terrible. It's always a negative. Hey, happy

1:15:57.720 --> 1:16:00.000
<v Speaker 2>mother's day. Hey, Happy Mother's Day.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey.

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<v Speaker 2>And and you say in Brooklyn, your mother, your mother,

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<v Speaker 2>boys Brooklyn, Brooklyn, boye Brooklyn,