Speaker 1: Start up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start up,
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Speaker 2: Up, Episode two fifty six of the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 2: You know, and another week is upon us? How great
Speaker 2: is that we've been given this wonderful gift of having
Speaker 2: another week with the Brooklyn Why are you stalling? Why
Speaker 2: are you stalling? I'm not stalling real life. The kids
Speaker 2: at the spelling Bee, who say, can I hear it
Speaker 2: using a sentence? Can I have the definition? Because you're stalling?
Speaker 2: That's sound weird opening what that sounded like an affirmation video?
Speaker 2: Ah ah, here we other week that's got the classic
Speaker 2: DJ Monday thing.
Speaker 3: We made it.
Speaker 2: We made it to the weekend and then you do Friday.
Speaker 2: We made it through the week. It's really I'm just
Speaker 2: saying we've been at this since what twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen? Yeah,
Speaker 2: who's counting? And I'm just thinking we're really blessed. A
Speaker 2: lot of podcasts don't last more than like a year
Speaker 2: or a few episodes. Yeah, here we are, like all
Speaker 2: these years into it, and we barely like each other. Barely,
Speaker 2: although I have to say I like you a little
Speaker 2: less based on how long it took you to get
Speaker 2: the equipment working today. Yeah, I'm a little exasperated. I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna lie. The more high tech I try and
Speaker 2: take the podcast, the more problems we have. It's like
Speaker 2: mo money, more problems. You broke the nine million mark
Speaker 2: this month, and you with the equipment, you're at nine
Speaker 2: to one. We're using different software. Yeah, I've upgraded my webcam.
Speaker 2: We're using the road Caster Pro two. God knows what
Speaker 2: happened to the Roadcaster one. Who knows how it's being used.
Speaker 2: I all I know is that I gave it to
Speaker 2: you to sell, and some dude brought bought it off
Speaker 2: me and some dude it was TJ Right, you know,
Speaker 2: T White, T White, T White, a ty dollars sign
Speaker 2: no who no. I was supposed to start his own podcast.
Speaker 2: I have not heard an update yet. Maybe he can't
Speaker 2: get the equipment to work. Now that worked, this is
Speaker 2: the new equipment. It doesn't work. It doesn't. Literally twenty
Speaker 2: minutes of waiting for Scary to move levers and buttons
Speaker 2: and it's he says, all right, I got He finally
Speaker 2: gets it. He says, I memorized all the settings. I said,
Speaker 2: take a picture no, I got it all memorized. Everyone
Speaker 2: else in the world takes a picture. Okay, I have
Speaker 2: to ask what's that giant stack? So okay, I'll be
Speaker 2: paint the picture. Yeah, paint the picture. Scary's camera faces
Speaker 2: his uh dining well. It's an area in the corner
Speaker 2: of his living room where he's stuck a table. It's
Speaker 2: called the diet. It's not a diet. It's the it's
Speaker 2: the butt end of your living room. The area is
Speaker 2: called the dynat well. First of all, the area is
Speaker 2: the dining area. And that is a dinete there, fortune table, right,
Speaker 2: They charged you money by calling it a dinete. It's
Speaker 2: a living room that was big enough to put a
Speaker 2: table in the corner. You're five feet from a chair
Speaker 2: in the living room and the rug in the living rooms.
Speaker 2: That's where I eat my breakfast at my dinner. Okay,
Speaker 2: you could eat in the bathroom. It doesn't make it.
Speaker 2: A kitchen is for cooking. I can't fit a table
Speaker 2: in my kitchen. Scary Gout suckered that he bought a
Speaker 2: one bedroom apartment with a living room and a dinet.
Speaker 2: It's not a dinet, please, okay, So there's a table
Speaker 2: behind him which I've never seen him eat at. There's
Speaker 2: never food, right are your first? Has never a glass.
Speaker 2: He's very clean, cleans up a lot. He's scary, keeps
Speaker 2: the house very clean. But I'm looking in the background
Speaker 2: and there's a giant stack of papers, which is very
Speaker 2: unlike Scary to have this clutter, and he hates clutter.
Speaker 2: So I'm wondering what that stack is The only clutter
Speaker 2: in my entire apartment is that stack of paper? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just old bills, old documents, shit that needs to
Speaker 2: be shredded, essentially, and maybe a few things that I
Speaker 2: want to hold on to. But I've been procrastinating because
Speaker 2: i haven't had a chance to go through the dance pile.
Speaker 2: So I'm waiting for a rainy day for me to
Speaker 2: sit here and then shred every single because I bought
Speaker 2: a paper shredder so I can shred all that stuff,
Speaker 2: the old bills. That's also so I'm just waiting now. Yet,
Speaker 2: it's an iesore. It's an I sort of me, it's
Speaker 2: an I sort of you. But what the hell are
Speaker 2: you going to do with it? Well, why do you
Speaker 2: have it on the side of the table that's in
Speaker 2: the camera shot? Why don't you move it out of
Speaker 2: camera shot? You do a video podcast Speaking Volumes, which,
Speaker 2: by the way, I guessed it on last episode, which
Speaker 2: just got posted right on social media. You can see
Speaker 2: the link. Go on my social media at David Brodie
Speaker 2: at Scary Jones at Speaking Volumes and you'll see video.
Speaker 2: I made a cameo on their podcast. Yeah, Bridie and
Speaker 2: I were getting ready for we're supposed to do this podcast.
Speaker 2: We had an appointment. And although if you don't do
Speaker 2: a video podcast, we still watch each other on video
Speaker 2: thanks to the upgrade of the software of the equipment,
Speaker 2: so we get to see each other. However, I was
Speaker 2: using that video chat room to record my Speaking Volumes
Speaker 2: video podcast with Share and you came busting through. Now
Speaker 2: I kind of knew you were coming because I let
Speaker 2: me in. I saw you knocking on the door of
Speaker 2: the meeting room, so I started to weave you into
Speaker 2: the fabric of what I was talking about behind shares back.
Speaker 2: It was very funny. It was very funny. So go
Speaker 2: go watch that after this, because you've already listened to this,
Speaker 2: so that's fine. But then you'll get a clipse of hout.
Speaker 2: Brody and I see each other while we're recording the
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Boys podcast, right, But more importantly, why is that
Speaker 2: stack of papers in the camera shots? Seems I'm professional, well,
Speaker 2: because we're not recording this for video, because you already
Speaker 2: said that we're not recording and we're not releasing video
Speaker 2: for the Brooklyn Booys. Okay that that stack is not
Speaker 2: in the shot for the Speaking Volumes podcast. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: are you taking a picture of it right now? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm taking a taking a picture of what we look like.
Speaker 2: We smile at least, damn it. I gotta crop it. Okay,
Speaker 2: gee are you smiling? Smiling in hi? See they go okay, alright, cool.
Speaker 2: So anyway, but I'm in the dark. I'm not well
Speaker 2: lit right now, because I gain you're not Oh you're
Speaker 2: not lit. I'm not lit. I don't care about the
Speaker 2: what I look like. I don't care about the lighting
Speaker 2: because we're not doing it. We're not releasing this for video.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I would like to put this on video. I'd like
Speaker 2: to put this out there for the slices, but you
Speaker 2: look like crap and your video is terrible. You have
Speaker 2: no lights on. I mean I could do that, I
Speaker 2: could put there. I can turn my light off look
Speaker 2: I'm in the dark note too. Okay, good, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, all right, fine, whatever it is. My point
Speaker 2: is we're talking about a whole lot of nothing right now. No,
Speaker 2: but right now, you look like like a mafia witness
Speaker 2: with the shadows over you on the talk show, so
Speaker 2: no one can see you. I look like the banker
Speaker 2: on Dealer, No Deal. Yeah, that's the thing that's like. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 2: so that stack hopefully will be gone someday, but it's
Speaker 2: already been there for two and a half years, so
Speaker 2: I can't promise that you're not going to see it
Speaker 2: next week anyway. It's only visible to you, not to
Speaker 2: the slices. No, now, it's gonna be visible on my
Speaker 2: social media because I'm putting that shit up. Oh feel free?
Speaker 2: How about that? How about that? Anyway? I was trying
Speaker 2: desperately to get tall Darren on the phone. But yeah,
Speaker 2: he's fucked us again by being in the country. You know,
Speaker 2: he lives in London. It's his five six o'clock. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and that's it. That's the end of that. I mean,
Speaker 2: he's not he's not answering the phone. I even just
Speaker 2: tech checked with him again. I did WhatsApp. Hey, why
Speaker 2: do other company companies? Why do other countries favor WhatsApp?
Speaker 2: Do you know that only America and Americans have this
Speaker 2: love affair with the I message on iPhone the blue
Speaker 2: don't blue bubbles? Well, you don't. You first of all,
Speaker 2: are the minority in this country. You are Android. That's
Speaker 2: not true in this country. In other countries, there's really
Speaker 2: no such In another countries, the I message is is
Speaker 2: not really used. They use. They use what's app because
Speaker 2: it's a bunch of Android phones talking to each other.
Speaker 2: Are you googling it? Brody has to be right here?
Speaker 2: It comes no, I don't want to be right hold
Speaker 2: on iPhones are fifty seven percent roughly Android, forty two
Speaker 2: percent roughly in America. In other countries catching up, bitch,
Speaker 2: it's seven in other countries it's like seventy five percent
Speaker 2: other and then twenty five percent iPhone. So they use
Speaker 2: WhatsApp as their chat messaging, you know whatever, Well they
Speaker 2: use that. There's another one. It's a purple logo. I
Speaker 2: forget what it's called. I don't know whatever. Hoser hoser
Speaker 2: something with an ear at the end. Anyway, uh Like
Speaker 2: Asia has their own Asia uses a different one. They
Speaker 2: use the line app. They different countries use different apps,
Speaker 2: like What's app? Right, Okay, but I prefer being wdw DA.
Speaker 2: I like, I like my own message, so you know
Speaker 2: what I think. You guys get like bent out of
Speaker 2: shape over absolutely nothing. Your color is wrong? Your color?
Speaker 2: Then use regular text message. So anyway, you know I
Speaker 2: wanted to I before I decided I wanted to get
Speaker 2: down on the phone. I have something else going on.
Speaker 2: You know. Uber ratings have been in the news because
Speaker 2: you now can get a breakdown of how many one
Speaker 2: star reviews you had versus two versus three. I told
Speaker 2: you my rating was like four point nine. I was pissed.
Speaker 2: Let's see. Let's see now how many one star ratings
Speaker 2: David Brodie has. Let's do that. Let's open up your Uber. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's I can't possibly have any one star ratings? Oh no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm really nice and I'm along at home. Here's how
Speaker 2: we do this, okay, okay, tell me how what am
Speaker 2: I looking for? Account? You're gonna go to account, you
Speaker 2: know settings?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: Hold on one second? Account, then settings, account looking for settings.
Speaker 2: They got it? Then privacy. Click on privacy. M hm,
Speaker 2: click on privacy center. All right, don't have that. Oh
Speaker 2: there it is. Then scroll see summary. You want to
Speaker 2: see summary of your your Uber travels. Right, see summary.
Speaker 2: I'm looking for summary. It should be right up at
Speaker 2: the front all products, rides, driving and delivering Uber eats.
Speaker 2: It's a gray Button'll see summary. Got it, and then
Speaker 2: scroll down view my ratings. Scroll down? All right, everyone
Speaker 2: one could do this, view my orders, view my ratings. Boy,
Speaker 2: they they really do because they don't want you to know.
Speaker 2: But anyway I would writ ratings. I would predict that
Speaker 2: you have no less than ten one stars. How many
Speaker 2: one stars rides? If you had David Brody. By the way,
Speaker 2: this is zero, get out zero. I'll hold my on.
Speaker 2: You don't hold on. You don't well, you don't use
Speaker 2: zuber enough. I mean tips. How many trips have you
Speaker 2: how many trips have you taken? Ever? Yeah, based on
Speaker 2: the last five hundred trips. You can't see it. Whatever
Speaker 2: it is, I've taken fourth I've taken four thousand trips.
Speaker 2: Can you see it? Yeah? You have twenty two? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: it keep going all the way in four point eight seven.
Speaker 2: By the way, I got you beat. I'm a four
Speaker 2: point I got a two star review from some prick
Speaker 2: I would love to know who gave me two stars.
Speaker 2: Someone gave me two stars. One person gave me a
Speaker 2: two star review. Why in the world what would I
Speaker 2: what did I do to get a two star? And
Speaker 2: why would you give a two star? If you're pissed
Speaker 2: in someone, you give them one star? Why would I
Speaker 2: have gotten a two star? I'm so fucking mad right now.
Speaker 2: So I've taken over four thousand rides and I have
Speaker 2: and they don't tell you I have two Now that
Speaker 2: doesn't get that granular. But anyway, I have one star
Speaker 2: reviews two so and I could pinpoint them to the
Speaker 2: times that my friend was in the back seat mouthing off.
Speaker 2: We had like four of us in there. The guy
Speaker 2: was unhappy. I'm like and I could just tell him, like,
Speaker 2: this is gonna be one of those days. And then
Speaker 2: the other time had to be on Halloween night when
Speaker 2: me and myc Gruffen were coming back from my buddy's
Speaker 2: house and she got so sick that she had a
Speaker 2: vomit and and and we had to pull over to
Speaker 2: the side of the road. She opened the door bit
Speaker 2: and then did it again like two three times. Then
Speaker 2: we had a bag. I was holding a bag up
Speaker 2: to her face. So both times it had to be
Speaker 2: other people that were fucking with me that that made
Speaker 2: my rating go down. That's my two one stars. Now
Speaker 2: I also have a couple of two star, a couple
Speaker 2: of three star reviews. I think it was because back
Speaker 2: during post COVID, like right right up against the post
Speaker 2: COVID times, when they allow you to take your mask off,
Speaker 2: I was very brazen and I said, fuck it, I'm
Speaker 2: not wearing a mask because I never wanted to wear
Speaker 2: one to begin with. So I give you one star.
Speaker 2: I think, well, the guys, the Uber drivers are wearing masks.
Speaker 2: Masks were optional for passengers, and I think that they
Speaker 2: punished me by giving me three star reviews. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: give you one either way. I got a four point
Speaker 2: ninety six overall, all right, because I've taken all those rides. Well,
Speaker 2: I need to take more rides. I have a four
Speaker 2: eight seven. I need to get that up. I'm still
Speaker 2: pissed about that fucking idiot on eBay who ruined my
Speaker 2: my fucking I'm still fight with Ebail over there still. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because you gotta let it go. I can't let it no, no, no,
Speaker 2: let it go. You'll be a happier person. I think
Speaker 2: you'll live longer too. I think, why would I want
Speaker 2: to live longer? For my all this grief and shit.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, you know, you know you'll have maybe
Speaker 2: your blood pressure will benefit from this. All right? As
Speaker 2: soon as they low up they raised my rating back
Speaker 2: up to a hundred. I'll be fine. Until then, I'm
Speaker 2: going to keep hacking them. Happens to bothering them, calling them, Hey,
Speaker 2: why are you wear an orange sunglasses for? Or orange?
Speaker 2: Are those bifocals?
Speaker 4: What the hell is that?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, he is where its legitimately like like
Speaker 2: orange blood orange class. No, it's Mets Orange, Mets Orange,
Speaker 2: Mets orange frames. Are those Mets glasses?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, they're just orange frame glasses that match the Brooklyn
Speaker 2: Boys logo behind me. They look great for Halloween. No,
Speaker 2: I only put them on because the font was small
Speaker 2: on something I was trying to read to you. I
Speaker 2: don't wear glasses, but why would you choose them to
Speaker 2: begin with? Like why would you buy orange glasses?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: I don't know if I bought these? Oh, I know
Speaker 2: it was a seal, No, it was a multi pack.
Speaker 2: It was a multi pack. It was on sale. It
Speaker 2: was a multi No, it was a multi pack on Amazon.
Speaker 2: I bought like a four pack and I wanted to
Speaker 2: get the blue and black ones, and one of them
Speaker 2: they said was red And it's not red, it's orange.
Speaker 2: Wait a scamboity is that? Why would you need a
Speaker 2: multi pack? Well? I needed to buy a few UH
Speaker 2: readers for one of the fund gone eventually stop working.
Speaker 2: I don't get it. Why do you need why do
Speaker 2: you need four pairs of the of the glasses that
Speaker 2: do the okay for anyone who wears readers or any
Speaker 2: kind of glasses or like temporarily not not permanently. Because
Speaker 2: I picked them up and I put them on a
Speaker 2: read like small font on our like on our our
Speaker 2: benefits card for work. The numbers are ridiculously small anyway,
Speaker 2: you put them in each room, scary so that when
Speaker 2: you need them you're like, oh, there they are, and
Speaker 2: they break. So if one breaks, have another pair. But
Speaker 2: I have one one in my bedroom, one in one
Speaker 2: in the UH office here where I do the podcasting,
Speaker 2: and one in the living room. Okay, when you have
Speaker 2: to put glasses on America occasionally to read small font,
Speaker 2: you need to put readers on, so that like, I
Speaker 2: don't know one pair that you don't need. They have
Speaker 2: a five bedroom house. If I need to read something,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go running around the house looking for the
Speaker 2: one pair of glasses. Does that make any sense to you?
Speaker 2: I guess it doesn't. I right, Oh, I'm sitting watching television.
Speaker 2: I need to grab my readers. Oh they're upstairs. Let
Speaker 2: me ask you this. Yeah, do you have more than
Speaker 2: one toothbrush? So from where you travel it's already packed
Speaker 2: up for Do I need to wear a toothbrush at
Speaker 2: spur the moment while I'm watching television. No, But I'm
Speaker 2: just saying like I have too. I have two toothbrushes.
Speaker 2: I have one travel travel one, Yes, travel one. You
Speaker 2: don't just pack your toothbrush and say I'm moving this around.
Speaker 2: So I'm just by the same logic. I'm actually supporting
Speaker 2: you on this. Now, I actually have three toothbrushes. Do
Speaker 2: you want to get technical? Okay, what's the third one for? Well,
Speaker 2: I have one for travel and I don't want to
Speaker 2: sound I don't want to sound like a deck. But
Speaker 2: I have a master bedroom right where I have my toothbrush,
Speaker 2: and then I have a toothbrush in the bathroom outside
Speaker 2: in the hallway where when I used to get up
Speaker 2: for work, I would get dressed in the morning there,
Speaker 2: so I would brush my teeth during the week in
Speaker 2: that bathroom and on the weekends in the master bath.
Speaker 2: So I have fair enough. It sounds it's not fancy.
Speaker 2: It's just the bathroom in the three rightout cars rush.
Speaker 2: But again, toothbrushes aren't spur of the moment, like, oh,
Speaker 2: I have a pair of readers in my car because
Speaker 2: if I don't want to drive home to go get them.
Speaker 2: If I need my glasses, if I had a pair
Speaker 2: of prescription glasses, you'd wear them on your face all
Speaker 2: the time, right, Yeah, you wouldn't need that many more
Speaker 2: pairs of glasses. You'd have a backup in case the
Speaker 2: first pair of brakes. You should always have at least two. Okay,
Speaker 2: you know, get belligerent about it, No, fuck you. I
Speaker 2: don't like being questioned, all right. I want to question
Speaker 2: you though. What you You and Gandhi from from the
Speaker 2: Morning Show both put up video or you put it
Speaker 2: up and Gandhi reposted it. I guess you were driving
Speaker 2: a home. I'm gonna put this on social media. At
Speaker 2: some point this week you were in I guess the
Speaker 2: garage where you park at work. I don't recognize it.
Speaker 2: I guess that's where you were, and you would next
Speaker 2: to a black, nicer car, a much nicer car. It
Speaker 2: was a really you could just say what it was.
Speaker 2: It was a lambo. Yeah. I have to assume it's
Speaker 2: someone who works with you, who has a microphone, you know,
Speaker 2: somebody in one of them radio stations. It's not Elvis,
Speaker 2: he doesn't have a lambo. No, but it's somebody's a
Speaker 2: nice car, Okay. And you can't open your door because
Speaker 2: you're too close to the lambo, and you post it.
Speaker 2: You can go at Scary Jones. It's the story is
Speaker 2: probably gone. Scary should repost that. And he's complaining that
Speaker 2: this guy parked too close to Scari's car. Right, Well,
Speaker 2: your argument, when you park, you know, perpendicular, when you
Speaker 2: park like like you know, like a target parking lot
Speaker 2: for instance, everyone knows, okay, you're next to you park
Speaker 2: next to each other. You need to you need space
Speaker 2: to get in your car. Yeah. So so this really
Speaker 2: much nicer and probably four times the cost of my
Speaker 2: car car at least, Yeah, is a fucking this is
Speaker 2: amazing looking car. Sick it is crossy part of it.
Speaker 2: When I post this on on social that car was
Speaker 2: very close. Now, that car was not there when I
Speaker 2: left my car, but when I came back to my car,
Speaker 2: it was sitting there. So I'm like, why would somebody
Speaker 2: park so close to my door? Knowing that I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have to get in some I'm not gonna have any
Speaker 2: room to get in to my door, so I have
Speaker 2: to slide squeeze in. I had the tiniest crack when
Speaker 2: I when I opened the door. I hear that when
Speaker 2: I opened the door caused me causes me pooping problems.
Speaker 2: The tiniest crack when I go to when I go
Speaker 2: to open my door I had. I literally had this
Speaker 2: like kind of slither in and hold the door so
Speaker 2: so it doesn't holdin. You don't get that. I do, Okay,
Speaker 2: the House of Slytherin, I get it. Oh, very nice.
Speaker 2: But I had to hold onto the door handle from
Speaker 2: the inside and pull it toward me because I'm trying
Speaker 2: to squedge my way into to get in to sit
Speaker 2: down in my seat sideways, because if I go and
Speaker 2: get further, I'm dinging that guy's door. I'm dinging to
Speaker 2: his passengers. Can we agree that fourth quarter Scary would
Speaker 2: have had to walk home? I would you would not
Speaker 2: have been able to get to get it from the
Speaker 2: other side and crawl over the dashboard or something. Fourth
Speaker 2: quarter Scary could not do that. Yeah, all right. So
Speaker 2: first of all, I'm looking at the picture. You backed
Speaker 2: into the spot, which you know I hate. Second of all,
Speaker 2: I don't know how I back hundred spots either. And
Speaker 2: keep in mind that spot I have to back into
Speaker 2: because that's a parking garage. It's an active parking garage,
Speaker 2: and they they want you to back into that spot. Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't have l a parking like we had at
Speaker 2: the old place downtown. They do, but you didn't want
Speaker 2: them to park your car on this given day I parked, Okay.
Speaker 2: So you don't know for a fact whether or not
Speaker 2: the garage parked that Lambeau or you, you know, the
Speaker 2: guy who owns it parked it. I would imagine I
Speaker 2: know who it is. If I think who it is,
Speaker 2: they dropped that car off and had some peon pocket
Speaker 2: for them, probably, and because of that, and I don't
Speaker 2: think anyone who in their right mind who owns a
Speaker 2: car that expensive, would risk would risk getting it scratched.
Speaker 2: So they Yeah, so I was really shocked. I was
Speaker 2: shocked to see a car so nice so close to
Speaker 2: my car. I'm like, whoa, this is the pressure clean
Speaker 2: because some people wouldn't give a fuck, you know, But
Speaker 2: maybe he feel a lamb bow. I guess you could
Speaker 2: just get it, you know, a new one. Or maybe
Speaker 2: he thought maybe he thought, hey, look, or she or
Speaker 2: she maybe here's maybe based on maybe hears she thought
Speaker 2: that you envy, you have car envy. You're very funny.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe here she thought that this car next to
Speaker 2: me is so damn nice. It's a bet it's a
Speaker 2: convertible BMW that maybe they will take great care and
Speaker 2: pride in opening their doors, will be extra careful because
Speaker 2: it was a nineteen eighty four ship box Royale. Maybe
Speaker 2: they would park further away. Yeah, because this way, because
Speaker 2: they know that that person wouldn't give a fuck when
Speaker 2: they're opening their door, right, you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 2: we know that the owner of the Beamer will take
Speaker 2: great care in opening their door because they don't want
Speaker 2: to get their car scratched as much as a crush. Yeah,
Speaker 2: when you when you're at the mall, you're a target
Speaker 2: and you see a guy he's parked badly. Right, how
Speaker 2: do you know he parked badly? You look at the car?
Speaker 2: What do you look at on to see if it's crooked?
Speaker 2: And I look to see if they're over the line?
Speaker 2: Over the line right, because the line is it helps
Speaker 2: you decide where's your park right of course, if someone's
Speaker 2: over the line, away, where the one? They're the one
Speaker 2: who's not right if you're over the line. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: So when you guys look at the picture that I'll
Speaker 2: post on Instagram, you will see clearly that the Lambeau
Speaker 2: is about a foot from the yellow line and Scary's
Speaker 2: car is about an inch from the yellow line. Therefore, Scary,
Speaker 2: it's your fucking fault. No, it's talking too close to
Speaker 2: a yellow line. You parked two clock. He's parked perfectly
Speaker 2: centered in the spot. You are almost on the yellow line.
Speaker 2: Therefore it's your fault. Mike drop, No, it's not. No,
Speaker 2: it's not it's not my fault. I'm not over the line.
Speaker 2: You're on the line and he's not. You're closer to
Speaker 2: the line. Therefore it's your fault. Repeat after me. It's
Speaker 2: my fuck. Okay, say, but here's the problem, here's the
Speaker 2: getting want to be rolling out of the car. This morning,
Speaker 2: Andrew and Sam both had to get out of the
Speaker 2: car on the passenger side, and the car to my right,
Speaker 2: uh huh was part close to the line. So I'm like,
Speaker 2: wait a minute, you're gonna scratch my car. So I
Speaker 2: actually had to I had to give them more room
Speaker 2: on their side. So it's your fault. But I had
Speaker 2: to give them room on their side because the guy.
Speaker 2: That guy was over the line. Right, Okay, so you
Speaker 2: willingly park too close to the other line. You know
Speaker 2: what you could have done. You let them get out
Speaker 2: and then you pull into the spot, or you pull
Speaker 2: back out when you realize there's no room. Hey, guys,
Speaker 2: get out so I can pull in a That's how
Speaker 2: people do it. That's how good old Americans do it. Wow.
Speaker 2: So so you you let the guy on your right
Speaker 2: dictate your ass being more to the line. So it's
Speaker 2: your fault you couldn't get in the car. I mean,
Speaker 2: ultimately it's that guy's fault. But then you compounded it.
Speaker 2: You look at the picture, Yeah, you look at your phone.
Speaker 2: You look at the picture. Look how close you are
Speaker 2: to a yellow see you posted that like, haha, look
Speaker 2: at me? I was wronged? No, you were wrong? Shit,
Speaker 2: And if I if, I'm if I'm that black car owner,
Speaker 2: I'm checking for scratches because I'm looking ato that picture.
Speaker 2: And maybe it's the angle, but it looks like your
Speaker 2: door is resting on his rear fender. That's a forty
Speaker 2: thousand dollars fender, just for that fenders something else I
Speaker 2: am are? I yeah, you really are. No one else
Speaker 2: would have caught you, but I caught you. You are
Speaker 2: a piece of shit. Scary was wrong. I'm not wrong. No,
Speaker 2: I'm not wrong. I'm not wrong. You're not wrong, and
Speaker 2: talked on the line and then complained about the guy
Speaker 2: next to you who's talked perfectly. You could no, but
Speaker 2: I'm not over the line, which makes me not wrong.
Speaker 2: It makes you partially wrong. Two stars, two stars, Rember
Speaker 2: Boys Podcast.
Speaker 4: We will be right back.
Speaker 2: I have some money questions for you, okay, and I
Speaker 2: think you you you more than anyone could help me
Speaker 2: with them. Okay, okay, So uh I'm gonna give you
Speaker 2: two quick stories and then I'm gonna en need your advice.
Speaker 2: So you sent me a video of the most annoying
Speaker 2: female voice on TikTok, reviewing her favorite delis right, jewish
Speaker 2: delis Yes, Oh my god, are we gonna play this audio?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You want to play, I'll hold it up. I'll get
Speaker 2: the audio. But she's the most fucking annoying with the
Speaker 2: most annoying place. I'm gonna play it my phone. I
Speaker 2: want to. She's trying so and by the way, you're
Speaker 2: gonna hear her say melty cheese. Can we get rid
Speaker 2: of the melty cheese and the succulent shrimp thing? All
Speaker 2: cheese melts. She's got no adjectives in her vocabulary, melty cheese, melty.
Speaker 2: She knows the words sweet, she knows the words right.
Speaker 2: You'll hear a pattern developing. I got it. When you
Speaker 2: see a commercial and they tell you, like Taco Bell,
Speaker 2: the melty cheese. If you can't say anything more definitive
Speaker 2: and delicious about cheese, you shouldn't be in affected melts.
Speaker 2: That's like melty ice. Oh look at the ice. It's melty.
Speaker 2: And guess what she's melts. If you're a real food
Speaker 2: blogger and you're professional, you should have a little bit
Speaker 2: more of an arsenal in your vocabulary, and there's one
Speaker 2: sentence she uses I wanted to reach through the phone
Speaker 2: and strangle her. You'll hear it, and I'll make a
Speaker 2: reference afterwards. So let's play that. And one of the
Speaker 2: sandwiches she talks about, I think is CATS's Deli. Maybe
Speaker 2: it's a twenty nine dollars Pistrawmi sandwich or Combe sandwich whatever.
Speaker 2: And all the comments on this video are people. I'm
Speaker 2: going to educate you guys afterwards who don't understand what
Speaker 2: Jewish food means. But go I play this awful, awful girl.
Speaker 3: Jewish delis for a full day in New York City.
Speaker 3: We started at one of the oldest and most famous
Speaker 3: delis in the city. I got this massive room and
Speaker 3: that came with this thick, creamy Thousand Island dressing and
Speaker 3: the melty cheese with a super thin savory corn leave,
Speaker 3: and then the rye was really buttery and cunecheet, and
Speaker 3: the sauerkraut was so But of course I had to
Speaker 3: get a bagel with locks. I'd tried it without the
Speaker 3: other toppings just to see what it tasted like. And
Speaker 3: the smoked salmon liver.
Speaker 2: Had melts into my mouth.
Speaker 3: It was so buttery, and the cream cheese was thick,
Speaker 3: and the guy said their fries were incredible. They gave
Speaker 3: me so many and they were actually really flavorful, super
Speaker 3: well seasoned, and piping hot. They also make all of
Speaker 3: their cheesecake in house. Look at how massive this piece
Speaker 3: was really so creamy and smooth, and the crust was buttery.
Speaker 3: I was full after for dinner, we still had to
Speaker 3: hit up the famous Cat's Delli, So they give you
Speaker 3: a ticket when you come in. Don't lose the ticket.
Speaker 3: Then you stand in line for a cutter who gives
Speaker 3: you a little taste test. And I ordered my fastraw
Speaker 3: me juicy, which means it's extra fatty. Then they bring
Speaker 3: you all your food and don't forget to bring a
Speaker 3: cash tip, okay, And then look at how gorgeous and
Speaker 3: rich and juicy and tender this meat was from my thought,
Speaker 3: and the mustard is super sharp, it's all so savory.
Speaker 2: And ask that they're half.
Speaker 3: Sour pickles, which are still crunchy but also really tangy.
Speaker 3: And then you got to get the hot dog with
Speaker 3: mustard and sauer Kraut, and Chris the snappiest hot dog
Speaker 3: he ever had. It literally like popped in your mouth
Speaker 3: and the matsaba literally like so soft and melted in
Speaker 3: my mouth, super salty and juicy.
Speaker 2: Shalty and Jewish salty and juicy and it's butter. Okay,
Speaker 2: by the way, I've never wanted a cold cox someone
Speaker 2: more in the face this woman ready here, No literally
Speaker 2: like I would never literally like I would never raise
Speaker 2: my hands to a woman. Okay, I met that euphemistically,
Speaker 2: but man, oh man, she's got the most annoying fucking
Speaker 2: voice on social media, Brodie. Literally it takes literally popped
Speaker 2: or like popped, it can't literally. And like, there's another one.
Speaker 2: There's another woman on social media who's a second place,
Speaker 2: close second. But the way she talks like this, and
Speaker 2: everything is like this, and oh my gosh, everything is
Speaker 2: like buttery and it's like juicy. But hold on, but wait,
Speaker 2: it gets better, brody, because if you go to her
Speaker 2: page and I have, I can't, and you watch her videos,
Speaker 2: everything is buttery, everything is juicy, and everything she talks
Speaker 2: like this. Let me just play my first.
Speaker 3: Time Zaxby's this kick and chicken sandwich, little fire. Look
Speaker 3: at how crispy and buttery the Texas to this boy
Speaker 3: added extra tongue towards sauce and ran, so it was
Speaker 3: like super saucy, and the chicken was definitely crispy and
Speaker 3: super tender, not quite.
Speaker 2: As superass canes.
Speaker 3: But Zach's post was way better in my opinion. I
Speaker 3: added extra seasoning to the fries so they had a
Speaker 3: lot more flavor. They weren't very crispy, but the Zaxby
Speaker 3: sauce was fireper.
Speaker 2: And she's repeating adjectives. In the same post she says
Speaker 2: the same five words eleven times everything.
Speaker 3: I letting my followers decide everything I do. On my
Speaker 3: last day in New York, a lot of you guys
Speaker 3: had to go to the Feline, which is a free
Speaker 3: public park built on an old abandoned subway track, and
Speaker 3: it's lined with artwork like the very spinning black Tornado
Speaker 3: that weirds me out for some reason. But my favorite
Speaker 3: thing to do is fantasized about living in these big
Speaker 3: bubble apartments and just people watching all day. Anyway, the
Speaker 3: most requested thing to do was see a Broadway show,
Speaker 3: and I heard so many good things about Shucked out
Speaker 3: of Control, and the voices had me deceased, like so
Speaker 3: much talent.
Speaker 2: I also it's shucked. Oh my god, I've deceased. She's deceased.
Speaker 3: Letting the chef decide everything I eat in New York.
Speaker 3: This is chef David Jew. I am obsessed with him.
Speaker 3: He's so sweet.
Speaker 2: That's you, yeah, decide everything I eat in New York.
Speaker 3: This is Chef David Jew. I am obsessed with him.
Speaker 3: He's so sweet. He just started ordering us a bunch
Speaker 3: of dishes. He said his favorite was the Korean style
Speaker 3: chicken and waffle and the sauce.
Speaker 2: How many things, how many things are going to be buttery,
Speaker 2: you see?
Speaker 3: And then the wall had cheddared cheese that actually so
Speaker 3: much flavor, said, we had to try the Benedict Rorial,
Speaker 3: which had these big chunks of tender lobster and truffle
Speaker 3: Holland Days. It was super buttery, like really rich. Ella
Speaker 3: French toast was my favorite. It had the calized and
Speaker 3: then the toast was pan fried. It was so crispy, crunchy,
Speaker 3: and the hazelnut sauce was so thick and so chocolately.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. And he was so sweet too. He
Speaker 3: brought us this orange, but it wasn't an orange. It
Speaker 3: was actually this creamy passion for dessert that was covered
Speaker 3: in crunchy white chocolate and filled with this sweet poached.
Speaker 2: I hate her me too, seriously, seriously a full.
Speaker 3: Day in New York. I put out a poll on
Speaker 3: ig and a lot of people said Chinatown, but specifically
Speaker 3: leaning at viral food spots for a full day. I've
Speaker 3: been seeing this Tai Whese fried chicken spot all over
Speaker 3: my for you page. They have these massive chicken cutlets
Speaker 3: and bobo where the lid is a eating at bakeries
Speaker 3: for a full day in New York City. First time
Speaker 3: we went to Supermoon Baked, I literally bought one of
Speaker 3: like everything I couldn't resist. They have a Ferreira rochet
Speaker 3: cruffin that's still with this silky hazelnut cream and crunchy
Speaker 3: hazelnuts and ruffin is super fleaky. They also have a
Speaker 3: peaches and cream cruffin with homemade peach.
Speaker 2: It's always super brody, super And.
Speaker 3: Look just this blueberry croissant was. It was filled with
Speaker 3: this smooth blueberry curd that was so tangy. And then
Speaker 3: this croissant was filled with macha almond cream that was
Speaker 3: almost savory, and it had this fluffy butter cream.
Speaker 2: On socy butter sicy. Okay, give her, give out her,
Speaker 2: give out her accounts so people can go, you know,
Speaker 2: hate it. Two million followers on TikTok three, three hundred
Speaker 2: seventy we know, then three hundred and seventy five thousand
Speaker 2: on Instagram. Okay, okay, she's doing so I'll say this.
Speaker 2: She's doing something right. She's got to be doing something
Speaker 2: right right because she's got a huge following. But I
Speaker 2: guess just can't believe people watch and listen voice that
Speaker 2: she's very good at the video. I have to say
Speaker 2: she's and everything look great. She stitches it together properly,
Speaker 2: she's graced. Her facts are off. He doesn't know what
Speaker 2: things are called. It's the high Line is not a subway.
Speaker 2: Subways go underground. Well no, no, no, no, there are
Speaker 2: subways in New York that are above ground. But the
Speaker 2: high Line was a high was a freight train line.
Speaker 2: It was. It used to go through building, lobby building,
Speaker 2: and it was elevated the whole way. Anyway. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: thing is the food descriptions. Yeah, everything you go into
Speaker 2: cats as Deli butter, they don't. You don't. They don't
Speaker 2: give you a slice of pastrami or whatever. It's not
Speaker 2: a taste. It's not a taste test. It's a sample.
Speaker 2: You know. A taste test is like when you compare
Speaker 2: two things and you want to see which is better. Like, oh,
Speaker 2: they gave me a taste test. It's not a test.
Speaker 2: You can eat it and you love it and hold on.
Speaker 2: In her defense on this one, you're basically getting it. Literally,
Speaker 2: she's literally saying what it is. It is, here's a
Speaker 2: taste test to test it, to see how when you
Speaker 2: when you go for an ice cream to see if
Speaker 2: she likes it, you see you ask for it. It's
Speaker 2: not a test. It's not a taste test. You're saying
Speaker 2: a test. A taste test has to be a comparison
Speaker 2: at all time. When you use the phrase I'm gonna
Speaker 2: do a taste test, it's like I'm comparing coke and PEPSI.
Speaker 2: You're not testing it against anything. It's I took it sample.
Speaker 2: I got to talk. But you could test something to
Speaker 2: see if it's good or rancid against You can test
Speaker 2: your opinion is ransid. You could test it against itself. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but that's not what a taste test is. Okay, let's world,
Speaker 2: every okay, everybody on the comments section, who aren't Jewish
Speaker 2: or all commenting. I thought, if it's kosher, you can't
Speaker 2: have cheese on your meat. Jewish food doesn't mean kosher food.
Speaker 2: I just want to lay that out. Go go google the
Speaker 2: difference that everybody in there is wrong, and they're like,
Speaker 2: and one person's like, oh, thousand dollars dressing. That's what
Speaker 2: they call Russian dressing in Jersey, but in New York
Speaker 2: it's Russian dressing. No Russian dressing in thousand all dressing
Speaker 2: are two different dressings. That is correct. Yeah, thank you. Well, dude,
Speaker 2: you're not gonna get smart reading comment sections of any threat.
Speaker 2: I know, all right, my next my next thing for expense.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, So so the Postromi or the Cornbyfo whatever
Speaker 2: she was talking about is like twenty nine dollars, and
Speaker 2: she says, make sure you leave a cash tip because
Speaker 2: you can't put a tip on the credit card. Okay.
Speaker 2: So this one guy in the comments section says, fuck that,
Speaker 2: I only bring enough money for the food. I pay
Speaker 2: for the food. I don't have to pay the servers.
Speaker 2: If I don't have cash, I'm not giving them a
Speaker 2: tip if I don't have enough money to cover it,
Speaker 2: So that's a douchebag right there. Yeah, so people were
Speaker 2: saying to him, hey, you were you know, you're not
Speaker 2: paying for the service, you're paying for the food. You
Speaker 2: tip for the service. And he's like, well, don't tell me.
Speaker 2: If I can't afford the tip, I shouldn't go out
Speaker 2: to eat. That's exactly correct if you're not factoring in
Speaker 2: the cost of a tip on purpose, Like if you
Speaker 2: accidentally don't have enough money, I get it. But if
Speaker 2: you go to a place that sells twenty nine dollars
Speaker 2: Pstrawmi sandwiches and you take that out on a waitress
Speaker 2: because you only brought thirty dollars, that's not cool. So
Speaker 2: of course not factor it in. Once again, Brodie, you're
Speaker 2: talking about the trolls on threads, on comment, but not
Speaker 2: just to produce people aren't They're not the brightest. Some
Speaker 2: restaurants could pay their staff fifteen twenty dollars an hour,
Speaker 2: but then they're going to raise the price of the food,
Speaker 2: so they leave the tip part. And by the way,
Speaker 2: as we know, tips does not stand for to ensure
Speaker 2: proper service, does not mean that. But you should tip
Speaker 2: when somebody gives you great service, and tip more when
Speaker 2: they give you even better service, unless they give you
Speaker 2: a two Uber rating, and they can go fuck themselves.
Speaker 2: Now scary. I went to a restaurant with my wife
Speaker 2: on Saturday night. We went to see a show and
Speaker 2: we went to a restaurant called Kouchina eight and a half.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been there? No, it's on fifty seventh Street.
Speaker 2: Excellent food, very well reviewed, and they make the caesar
Speaker 2: salad table side, which was fantastic, great caesar salad. And
Speaker 2: one of the things they make is a table side
Speaker 2: chicken palm. They do something to its table side. But
Speaker 2: I read a couple of reviews, and I know it's
Speaker 2: my fault. I read some reviews that said, don't eat
Speaker 2: the chicken palm. It's terrible there everything else is great,
Speaker 2: now you know me? I always ordered the chicken palm. Oh, always, Well,
Speaker 2: I didn't order the chicken palm. I ordered it a
Speaker 2: pasta dish in a white wine oil with sausage and wow,
Speaker 2: it's very like lamb. It was lamb and uh tomatoes,
Speaker 2: there was no I took the kale out. It came
Speaker 2: with kale. I was like, no kale. Wow. So they
Speaker 2: suppose you ever went in that direction to begin with, Well,
Speaker 2: my wife had lemonetti or something. It was like lemon
Speaker 2: cheese spaghetti. It was like it was like a white
Speaker 2: wine lemon sauce with cheese, a spaghett It was fantastic, fantastic.
Speaker 2: I last night my wife sends me an Instagram right
Speaker 2: and it says, the best chicken palm I've had in
Speaker 2: New York. And it's five places, and I had not
Speaker 2: been to any of them except the fifth one, which
Speaker 2: was Katchina eight and a half. This place was raving
Speaker 2: this this account was raving about Kachine eight and a half.
Speaker 2: So I did some more digging and apparently the chicken
Speaker 2: parm was fantastic there. Now I have to go back,
Speaker 2: but I want to ask you a questions. Scary, how
Speaker 2: much do you think the chicken palm was at this
Speaker 2: upscale restaurant on fifty seventh Street when normal chicken parm
Speaker 2: is like eight dollars twenty one dollars? Oh no, no,
Speaker 2: no no. The second you say table side, that just
Speaker 2: triples the price. Immediately, I'm gonna go with uh sixty
Speaker 2: one dollars. Oh no, no no. Although this place had
Speaker 2: a stake scary, which I think that's what you're gonna
Speaker 2: take me when you buy me mistak down book. It
Speaker 2: was one hundred and fifteen dollars. Steak for one sixty
Speaker 2: one dollars, No thirty seven for the palm, thirty seven,
Speaker 2: thirty seven. I was gonna say that's high. It is high.
Speaker 2: It's hot. Actually, if you're in midtown Manhattan and you're
Speaker 2: getting a table side that's probably around the same that
Speaker 2: would be a bargain. Well, but it's still high for me. Well,
Speaker 2: it's high for you. But everything's relative, right, Yeah, all
Speaker 2: my relatives would think it was high. I want to
Speaker 2: do you want to eat in the suburbs, have a party, brody,
Speaker 2: But you're you're in the center of met Manhattan where
Speaker 2: the rent for that space is through the roof. So
Speaker 2: they got to cover their own rent, pay their workers,
Speaker 2: keep the lights on. They got they gotta, you know,
Speaker 2: charge a high But that's cheap, by the way. I
Speaker 2: would never to me. I've seen places that do that
Speaker 2: same dish table once again, you say the word table side,
Speaker 2: now doubled the triple the price. Yeah. Yeah, they have
Speaker 2: to do a little magic show for you right there.
Speaker 2: It's like you're getting it's done. He did the he
Speaker 2: did the clap and the hands out. Yeah, like like
Speaker 2: they there's a dealer in Frankas Atlantic City. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: like entertainment. So when they make that glock table side, yeah,
Speaker 2: I would say that that that's a forty five to
Speaker 2: fifty dollars dish. But I was going high because I, well,
Speaker 2: now I may have to go back for it. I
Speaker 2: my wife was like, we have to go back. I'll
Speaker 2: take it. Yeah, all right, okay, So we went to
Speaker 2: a bar afterwards, right, we went for a drink for
Speaker 2: after the show. You don't drink. My wife like said,
Speaker 2: drink every once in a while, she drinks. I don't
Speaker 2: you drink. So we went to Bran Bailey's on the Rocks.
Speaker 2: Uh no, I didn't have a Bailey's, but you know,
Speaker 2: you know I like Kalua and Irish crist those milky things. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he be careful there. So we went to a bar.
Speaker 2: My wife got a beer on tap. So the guy
Speaker 2: just you know, takes the tap and goes and they
Speaker 2: hands you the beer. You got some kind of Kentucky
Speaker 2: seasonal bait was good whatever it was, and I ordered
Speaker 2: a corona. Right. So the total was sixteen dollars for
Speaker 2: the two drinks. The corona was in a can. He
Speaker 2: went and gave me the can. Okay, so he's going
Speaker 2: ooosh with the thing and with the can and that's it.
Speaker 2: That's all he did, right, So the I tell him
Speaker 2: settle up, I'm done, and it's sixteen dollars. I put
Speaker 2: it twenty down on the bar, and my wife says,
Speaker 2: are you ready to go? I said, now, I'm a
Speaker 2: way for change. Change? Yeah, wow, go ahead? Why why
Speaker 2: was it we get? What are your thoughts? How much
Speaker 2: is the drink?
Speaker 4: Again?
Speaker 2: Okay? He did drink sixtyar okay, sixteen for the two drinks?
Speaker 2: Sixty year? You know on tap sixteen eight May, sixteen dollars,
Speaker 2: eighty sixteen dollars. No, no, it was not whatever it was. No,
Speaker 2: it was nine and seven I guess sixteen corona was
Speaker 2: seven nine and seven sixteen dollars. Yep, yep. You want
Speaker 2: to throw about a twenty percent tip down, be nice
Speaker 2: about it. Fucking leave the twenty walk out. I agree
Speaker 2: with your wife. What do you wait for? Change? For
Speaker 2: give you so you can give you a dollar bag,
Speaker 2: a cannabier two dollars on opening a can of beer,
Speaker 2: you are a cheap, motherfucker. No, who I'm asking two dollars?
Speaker 2: You wanted to leave? You wanted two dollars back? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: oh my god. And you wonder why we never hang out.
Speaker 2: You're crazy. We don't hang out. There's lots of reasons
Speaker 2: we don't hang out. Look, I gave you the guys. Okay, no,
Speaker 2: because the guy's probably cursing you under his breath like this, motherfucker. No,
Speaker 2: I gave him the twenty. My wife and I left.
Speaker 2: We left the twenty good. We left the twenty, as
Speaker 2: you know. But you didn't want to leave it twenty.
Speaker 2: You wanted two dollars back. I thought about it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Why well, let me ask you a question. If you
Speaker 2: had a five, if you had three fives and four singles,
Speaker 2: oh god, if you had three fives and five singles? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Would you have left nineteen? Wait? If I could? If
Speaker 2: I had what three fives? If you had three fives
Speaker 2: and five singles, five singles? You had twenty dollars but
Speaker 2: it was broken up? Well, you could have left nineteen.
Speaker 2: Would you have left? I had it already in my pocket,
Speaker 2: I had the option, right, would you have left nineteen?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Way?
Speaker 2: I still give the twenty because I always leave. I
Speaker 2: would always leave twenty on sixteen. I always give a
Speaker 2: four dollars tip because that's twenty cent. Twenty percent is
Speaker 2: nineteen dollars and twenty cents. Okay, you're gonna quibble over
Speaker 2: eighty cents. I'm just asking tell me to leave it
Speaker 2: twenty because no. It sounds to me like if you
Speaker 2: had the convenience of having your own change in your pocket,
Speaker 2: you would voluntarily leave eighteen dollars and walk out or nineteen.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: I would never not no, no, oh.
Speaker 4: Go.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you this, what if the bill was seventeen,
Speaker 2: would you put a twenty down and walked out? Shame?
Speaker 2: I would say, say, okay, so you would given a
Speaker 2: forty dollar tip if I would if I didn't have
Speaker 2: another dollar in my pocket, yes, because I'm okay then
Speaker 2: because I'm not going to break another twenty at that point.
Speaker 2: So he's paying the price for your lack of change.
Speaker 2: I just want to get this j yeah, yeah, twenty
Speaker 2: tie if you okay a second late it was seventeen dollars, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's say it was seventeen and you had a twenty.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'd have to go dig in for another dollar.
Speaker 2: At least you would. You'd ask for change of a
Speaker 2: twenty to give him another dollar. Fuck yeah, you wouldn't.
Speaker 2: You'd give him three and be like, yeah, I gave twenty,
Speaker 2: told me to keep it. So I'm being punished for
Speaker 2: not having a nineteen dollar bill. It's a tough its
Speaker 2: tough spot. It's a tough spot. Yeah, because I wanted
Speaker 2: to give two or three I had because four because
Speaker 2: if I'm given a hunt Okay, okay, check this. If
Speaker 2: dinner comes to dinner comes to seventy dollars m seventy dollars,
Speaker 2: you have one hundred dollar bill. That's an eighty four
Speaker 2: eighty four eighty five dollars total with tip twenty percent.
Speaker 2: If you're saying the tax and everything with seventy all
Speaker 2: the other tax all in, yes, eighty eighty bucks, all
Speaker 2: at eighty dollars, eighty dollars, you give sixteen dollars ninety
Speaker 2: six dollars. Okay, you give the on one hundred dollars meal. Okay,
Speaker 2: I did you give thrown it a couple of If
Speaker 2: everything all in was eighty bucks with the tax, you
Speaker 2: give a hundred dollars bill. You're looking for change no, okay,
Speaker 2: so that's the same ratio. No, it's not, because because
Speaker 2: you can factor in a couple extra cents for each meal,
Speaker 2: like each oh, I had a lot of okay, so
Speaker 2: I'll give them fifty cents more on the drinks will
Speaker 2: come on. And now that's technically more than a twenty
Speaker 2: percent tip, because I give more than a twenty percent tip.
Speaker 2: I always know twenty when you were going to do
Speaker 2: that at the bar when you wanted two dollars back
Speaker 2: from twenty when the bill was sixteen. Again, let me
Speaker 2: let me refresh. Let me remind you. I give a
Speaker 2: twenty percent tip on food when they order it, bring it,
Speaker 2: bring me drinks, bring me refills, bring me dessert. Situation
Speaker 2: specials different. This guy, all he did was open the
Speaker 2: camp and and tap of beer. All right, that's it.
Speaker 2: Bar tab was eighty dollars. You're you're you're drinking with
Speaker 2: your friends, whoever was hanging out with? Okay, an extra
Speaker 2: no bar tab eighty bucks, you have one hundred, You
Speaker 2: give him a hundred. You want change back from the hundred.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you why that's different, because now you're talking
Speaker 2: about no, because you're talking about an extra ten or
Speaker 2: twenty cents on each drink. It added up to the
Speaker 2: extra extra money. I'm talking about giving a guy two
Speaker 2: to three dollars on opening a can of corona. There's
Speaker 2: no effort there. What did it do for me? But
Speaker 2: then again, what's two three dollars? What's what's the difference
Speaker 2: between it? It's a dollar, it's a dollar. Okay, So
Speaker 2: here's where I need you. Now, here's the follow up
Speaker 2: to this. No, no, it's good. We walked to the
Speaker 2: garage where the cars park, and I always give the
Speaker 2: guys who bought the war the women. It's never a woman,
Speaker 2: but the guys who barked the car. And why aren't
Speaker 2: they more women valets, I wonder. Anyway, so the guy
Speaker 2: brings my car and I give him two bucks because
Speaker 2: what how much is the parking? Twenty two dollars? It's
Speaker 2: five that's a five dollar tip. It's five dollars. Nobody
Speaker 2: gives five dollars to the guy who brings your car.
Speaker 2: Was drive to the car? Well, you have a yeah?
Speaker 2: And then they parked the car too close to your door.
Speaker 2: You can't open it anyway. The point was I gave
Speaker 2: him a I gave him a two dollar tip. Which
Speaker 2: I gave it to him after he got out of
Speaker 2: the car. Okay, and listen to me. He got out
Speaker 2: of the car, I say, here you go, bud, here's
Speaker 2: two bucks. I see people give a dollar. Okay, I
Speaker 2: gave two dollars on the on the on the people
Speaker 2: are cheap. Hold on, okay, hold on. I get in
Speaker 2: the car and short man moved my seat all the
Speaker 2: way up, and I banged my head and my knees
Speaker 2: on the steering wheel, and I felt I shouldn't have
Speaker 2: given him a two dollars at all. You know, a
Speaker 2: valet parker should move the seat back, shouldn't he even
Speaker 2: if it's not actual like where it was? Or tell me, oh,
Speaker 2: I moved this set. I would rather them adjust a
Speaker 2: seat in the mirrors, the scratch or dent my fucking riaper.
Speaker 2: When he gets out of the car, shouldn't he move
Speaker 2: the seatback or at least tell you he remember where
Speaker 2: it was? He knows he's short, he knows he moved
Speaker 2: the seat up. He's short. He's a little guy. Little guy.
Speaker 2: The guy was like five to one, No offensive, you
Speaker 2: five to one listening. I'm not saying you short. This
Speaker 2: guy was short for five to one. I'm sure you
Speaker 2: were a tall five to one. This guy was tiny.
Speaker 2: He moved the seat up all right, boom. I wanted
Speaker 2: my two dollars back and give it to the balltender.
Speaker 2: You are something else, man, you are. I'm generous with
Speaker 2: wait staff, I am, yeah, but bar staff you like
Speaker 2: it pretty much? Pretty much? Say you go fuck yourself?
Speaker 2: You like Oh, let me ask you to ask your question.
Speaker 2: I'll ask you one more question before he hit the jingle.
Speaker 2: If you buy a glass of beer and it's an import, right,
Speaker 2: and it's twelve dollars, do you give the same tip
Speaker 2: as if he got makes a Long Island iced tea
Speaker 2: with six liquors in it for the same price. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because it's.
Speaker 4: Needed.
Speaker 2: No work opened cana with Sarri and Rody. Hey, I
Speaker 2: gotta call my boy Anthony Falco. I gotta get him
Speaker 2: on the podcast right now. Is that cool? Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: fine as long as he's available. Every time you call
Speaker 2: people not available, well, I'm hoping that he's going to
Speaker 2: be available. He's always available. He's retired. Where else, he's
Speaker 2: probably on his second lunch by now. Hello, oh nice, Hey,
Speaker 2: what's up? Hey Falco? How you doing buddy, what are
Speaker 2: you doing. Well, We're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Feel
Speaker 2: free to curse. We could say that because we could.
Speaker 2: We're no problem. No filters here. That's David a feelings.
Speaker 2: Someone named Anthony Falco is gonna curse. It's a good feeling. Listen.
Speaker 2: There's been a lot of talk about Uber ratings in
Speaker 2: the news Uber Uber. You know, here's the thing about Uber.
Speaker 2: You can now see and dissect how many one star
Speaker 2: ratings you've had, how many two, three, four, five? So
Speaker 2: it became a big deal on our show this morning
Speaker 2: talking about all this, and now Brody and I are
Speaker 2: going through our Uber ratings and see how many one
Speaker 2: star rides we've had. But I'm saying, you know what,
Speaker 2: we're lucky enough to be using the Uber app. Some
Speaker 2: people have been banned for life, like my boy Anthony Falco.
Speaker 2: What does Jeerson have to do to get banned from
Speaker 2: a company whose job it is to make money? Well,
Speaker 2: you know, you know what he has to do to
Speaker 2: do it. I'm gonna still do a Falco. All kinds
Speaker 2: of degenerates, drunks, drug addicts, high stone, We need a
Speaker 2: lift home, get an uber harass the drivers. Maybe during
Speaker 2: the pandemic. Don't wear their mask like Scary did. Right,
Speaker 2: they don't get banned, But what would happen? He got
Speaker 2: banned for being a nice guy. Fuck. I just want
Speaker 2: you to talk to Brody about this and figure out
Speaker 2: maybe how we can get your account back, because you're
Speaker 2: an innocent man.
Speaker 5: Telling you. I saw this one guy who was from
Speaker 5: the UK, and I knew that I had known guys
Speaker 5: I graduated with from high school.
Speaker 4: And I saw them and they were out. This guy
Speaker 4: was with him.
Speaker 5: They all left it and apparently he got uh. He
Speaker 5: got stranded there and his phone wasn't working and he
Speaker 5: needed a lift.
Speaker 4: You know, I got him.
Speaker 5: I got him an Ober and apparently he ended up
Speaker 5: getting to UH some kind of altercation with the Uber
Speaker 5: driver and I got I got suspended. They tried to
Speaker 5: call me once they left me a message. I called
Speaker 5: several times, and nobody will speak to me. But I
Speaker 5: never had an issue. I always had great ratings, never
Speaker 5: had a problem, but nobody will talk to me, and
Speaker 5: I haven't had I haven't had an Uber accounting a
Speaker 5: year and a half and I absolutely did that. I
Speaker 5: did nothing wrong, extept trying to help somebody out and
Speaker 5: UH I could tell my story.
Speaker 2: A friend, a friend of a friend, this dude, and
Speaker 2: it was a dude from the u K. This sides
Speaker 2: that he's gonna get drunk and choked the driver out.
Speaker 2: Oh on Anthony's on Anthony's dyne.
Speaker 5: I don't know exactly. I don't know exactly if that's
Speaker 5: what happened. I'm not sure what what went on. I
Speaker 5: went out there and they told me he's probably went
Speaker 5: out to talk.
Speaker 4: To the uber driver. He was just screaming.
Speaker 5: He was broken English, and I tried to help him
Speaker 5: out in any way he could, and he just got
Speaker 5: frustrated and he left and.
Speaker 2: The guy choked the driver. The guy choked the driver
Speaker 2: while he was still in front of your house.
Speaker 4: Uh No, I went from usin would buy a place
Speaker 4: on fourteenth Street. So I really don't know if that's exactly.
Speaker 4: I don't know if exactly if that's what, if that's if.
Speaker 2: I if they if they drove off. Did the driver
Speaker 2: come back to tell you the story? How did that happen?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: The driver, Yeah, I spoke to I spoke to I
Speaker 5: spoke to IM speaking to the driver, and I was
Speaker 5: trying to help him out, ask him, what do you
Speaker 5: want to do, like what exactly happening? He was just
Speaker 5: streaming and he goes, I just get that guy home,
Speaker 5: and he's just and he left, and I was it.
Speaker 5: He didn't want to he don't want to speak to
Speaker 5: me and spoke to the dude again.
Speaker 2: Either he never the Falcon never got to speak to
Speaker 2: this dude, or it's like a double I.
Speaker 5: Like what I did was I got another I got
Speaker 5: another car, and this time I got in the car
Speaker 5: and went went to the destination and make sure nothing happened,
Speaker 5: and got the guy out of.
Speaker 4: The car and it went home myself.
Speaker 2: But can you imagine this Falco's trying to do a
Speaker 2: good deed for a guy that he doesn't even know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and the next thing you know, he's banned for life
Speaker 2: from Uber. Fucked up all the.
Speaker 4: Other questions just to speak. I just want to speak
Speaker 4: to him. That's all I can speak to him.
Speaker 2: He can't. I can't get in touch with Uber because
Speaker 2: of it. Like like, like, now, did you did you
Speaker 2: give the guy a good rating and a tip so
Speaker 2: he wouldn't he wouldn't fuck you over? That's right, you're
Speaker 2: in control still of the you know, you know what
Speaker 2: I don't I don't even know if it just got
Speaker 2: if I got canceled and it even came to that,
Speaker 2: or or what went on.
Speaker 4: I always give him good radio. I mean, I've never
Speaker 4: had I've never had an issue when I need him.
Speaker 4: But I don't even I don't even remember. I think
Speaker 4: he's just I cancel the ride, and like that was.
Speaker 4: That was the end of it. I don't even think
Speaker 4: it came up for me to get a ra eating
Speaker 4: or anything like that, because you never he never.
Speaker 5: Left from from where we were where he was picking
Speaker 5: the guy up on fourteenth Street.
Speaker 2: Oh, he never left.
Speaker 4: Happened right, so the.
Speaker 2: Guy the guy started choking him right away. We don't
Speaker 2: know that. We're assuming the worst happened because somehow the
Speaker 2: driver complained to Uber the app and the next thing
Speaker 2: you know, Falco's Falco's finished. I don't understand why the
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess they're blaming you for putting a
Speaker 2: degenerate in the car, But.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess so. But I didn't even you know,
Speaker 4: I didn't know I was doing I was doing it right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have no idea what transfer between to it him,
Speaker 5: how anything happened, But I tried, I got I caught cold.
Speaker 5: I was in the shower, I came out. I called
Speaker 5: Uber back and I got a voicemail. I left the message.
Speaker 5: I owed my information.
Speaker 2: I did it.
Speaker 4: I tried for several weeks and then just nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't tell me your reputation. You can't put
Speaker 2: your reputation in the hands of someone you don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, obviously it's hindsight, but when there's a review process,
Speaker 2: if you want to put him in a cab, put
Speaker 2: him in a cab, right because the cab guy can't
Speaker 2: do anything to you. So when is a review this
Speaker 2: this had this had getting fucked written all over it
Speaker 2: before you put him in there. Because the guy was
Speaker 2: probably like, you're driving on the wrong side of the road, mate,
Speaker 2: because he's British and he tried to choke him.
Speaker 5: I felt, man, the guy wasn't from here. I didn't
Speaker 5: want to leave him straight. I didn't know him, and
Speaker 5: he seemed he seemed he was acting fine. He was
Speaker 5: acting find the whole time. I don't know what that
Speaker 5: went on once he got outside. I don't know what
Speaker 5: went on.
Speaker 2: The Uber Strangler that'll be the name of the movie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, yeah, that's what happened. Yeah, he's an uber strangler.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Well do you do you know your
Speaker 2: Uber rating? Do you know you're rating?
Speaker 5: Because I always had a top I always had a
Speaker 5: top rating. I tell you what what happens to it?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 5: When you get when this happens to you, maybe they
Speaker 5: you know you can do it thousands for years, not
Speaker 5: one problem, and then all of a sudden it's one
Speaker 5: thing and it just banned you like that. But I
Speaker 5: would speaking to you. It goes by up, guy, I
Speaker 5: can't know if you're right and go straight down?
Speaker 2: Or what can you open me? Can you open the app?
Speaker 2: Still you can't? Or like like what what's gone? And
Speaker 2: you can't even open it?
Speaker 4: No, you can't.
Speaker 5: It would be like, uh, somebody just it would be
Speaker 5: somebody just like starting it out like there's nothing to it.
Speaker 4: You just get to one screen and that's it. It
Speaker 4: doesn't it doesn't work.
Speaker 2: And you've tried petitioning, calling them, you've tried everything to
Speaker 2: get back.
Speaker 4: I have no number, even I have known, nobody would
Speaker 4: call it.
Speaker 5: I have the main I have the guy's name that
Speaker 5: works for the security that that told me to call him,
Speaker 5: and it's his it's it's his direct line, but I
Speaker 5: leave messages and he never he never returns.
Speaker 4: To my call.
Speaker 2: We I feel like you were unjustly banned. We got
Speaker 2: to get you back. I mean no offense to lift,
Speaker 2: but lift is a second death? What is like an afterthought?
Speaker 2: Why is lifting after thought? It's the same drivers. They
Speaker 2: switched a sign on the dashboard. I don't know, I
Speaker 2: just same drivers. I think Uber the app itself is
Speaker 2: more dependable. It gets you rides quicker. I don't know.
Speaker 2: See you know what you know it is? It's it's
Speaker 2: the twenty two immutable laws of marketing. Scary. You believe
Speaker 2: Uber is better because they were first first in the
Speaker 2: mind wins. That's what.
Speaker 3: Was that.
Speaker 5: If you could I mean, if you get me to
Speaker 5: talk to somebody who's I'm just some reasonable person that
Speaker 5: could have a conversation with I'm sure to understand, Like
Speaker 5: if I speak to him.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe some one of our listeners is connected to
Speaker 2: Uber in some way with with somebody in the main office.
Speaker 2: This was I'm assuming it's a it was like the
Speaker 2: Jersey based office or something, right, I guess the Uber
Speaker 2: Jersey because you're from New Jersey. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 5: I thought they were I thought they were based out
Speaker 5: of California, so like, I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 5: that much about it.
Speaker 4: I know we used to have they used to be
Speaker 4: in office in Hoboken, but that was gone by the
Speaker 4: time this happened, so that didn't help.
Speaker 2: Now where are you from?
Speaker 4: Falco, Hoboken, New Jersey.
Speaker 2: I say this as a guy from Brooklyn with a
Speaker 2: similar accent. I would get someone else to call for
Speaker 2: you because you sound, even though you're not. You sound
Speaker 2: like a guy who choke a guy I'm just saying
Speaker 2: so he sounds guilty. You'd be like, hey, this is
Speaker 2: Anthony Falco. I'm my fucking account back. I would not
Speaker 2: give your you account back. You need to hire somebody
Speaker 2: with a nice Midwestern Hi. I'm Anthony Falco. I'd really
Speaker 2: like my account back. Please maybe maybe get you should
Speaker 2: get a woman. Yeah, yeah, I feel like the.
Speaker 4: Guy and could described me. I definitely don't look like
Speaker 4: this guy that went in the car. I can tell
Speaker 4: you that much.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, nothing like the uber strangle. But what's
Speaker 2: for lunch? Where are we going? Where are you coming
Speaker 2: back from?
Speaker 5: Step back from a Peruvian place? Danny up in Uh,
Speaker 5: it's either West New York or Union City.
Speaker 2: Awesome Falco, Falco. I trust his judgment when it comes
Speaker 2: to food. He he, he really is the best. He
Speaker 2: knows what he's talking about, always leading me into some
Speaker 2: great New Jersey eats.
Speaker 4: Thank you, my friend, good stuff.
Speaker 2: All right, Oh I'm getting hungry, so anyway, right, well,
Speaker 2: thanks for thanks for all that. We'll make sure we
Speaker 2: uh we we protect. Names will be changed and rearranged
Speaker 2: to protect the innocent before we released this to the public,
Speaker 2: I promise. All right, all right, thank you, thank you, Brody,
Speaker 2: good luck, Hey slices. If you guys have any ideas
Speaker 2: for Anthony here on how to get his uber back
Speaker 2: legit ideas, please uh hit us up on social media
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Boys. What is the Brooklyn Boys Podcast? Gmail? The
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com and we will
Speaker 2: be leave us a talk back through the iHeart app.
Speaker 2: Find a way get us the information if it's legit
Speaker 2: not oh you know what you ought to try?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, if you know for a fact how to get
Speaker 2: in touch with we need to know a guy. You
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. We know we need to know
Speaker 2: a guy.
Speaker 4: All right, thanks aunt, yeah, thank you, all right, all right,
Speaker 4: put it.
Speaker 2: Out there, all right, See, I like, I like him,
Speaker 2: but I I just worry about his accent. You worry
Speaker 2: that he's gonna be judged. I worry. Yeah, he's like, Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is Anthony Falcard, like my fucking uber back, you know,
Speaker 2: like I didn't choke nobody's I already feel.
Speaker 4: Like he has.
Speaker 2: At some point you're saying, is he's gonna get profiled.
Speaker 2: He's gonna be a profile as a New York, New
Speaker 2: Jersey guy in the mob with a bad temper. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is Pony Falco, Like, oh, you're on the Sopranos.
Speaker 2: It's very funny. That's eat Falco. Yeah, I know. You
Speaker 2: gotta take a break here, all right, it's the podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh man, what is it? Weird? We to do?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I got I got a couple of things.
Speaker 2: I screenshot it. I wanted to run run by the
Speaker 2: run by you. I got a Scamboni coming up here
Speaker 2: we go. I got a d M from Jackie Helsowski.
Speaker 2: She says, I spent the past seven days in Italy
Speaker 2: and went to Pisa and didn't take the quintessential pa pose.
Speaker 2: I was literally listening to your latest podcast episode about
Speaker 2: scary doing poses. And you mentioned Pisa, and I was
Speaker 2: on the train back from Pisa. So she has a
Speaker 2: picture of herself in front of the tower and she
Speaker 2: did not do the pushing it over picture. I'm leading
Speaker 2: or leaning it on her leaning on, yes, her head
Speaker 2: on it like a pillow. That correct.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: He was a sign in the garage where the guy
Speaker 2: moved my seat up. This was the guy the sign
Speaker 2: in the parking garage to all of our valued, monthly
Speaker 2: and transient customers. For your your own safe. This is
Speaker 2: a this is a professional sign with your logo. It's
Speaker 2: not like typed up on a computer. For your own safety.
Speaker 2: Please be reminded to take your claim check before leaving
Speaker 2: your vehicle. Please be reminded. Please be reminded. Yeah by
Speaker 2: who wow, Yeah, please be reminded. So so there's that. Uh.
Speaker 2: And then I wanted to talk about a scamboni. You
Speaker 2: got the dolt Scamboni jingle I showed you, David Brody,
Speaker 2: just for you, Thank you, thank you, scammon. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: what you got, Dave, David Brodie, I got two Scamboni's
Speaker 2: for you. The first if you go on TikTok, there's
Speaker 2: a new trend where some fast talking degenerate will put
Speaker 2: up a picture. You've seen these pictures when you were
Speaker 2: a kid. You have to find the objects in the picture. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like on the side of the picture. You'd be like,
Speaker 2: you have to find an egg and a lampshade and
Speaker 2: a book, and you have to look where they buried
Speaker 2: in the picture. Okay, here's the new scam. People put
Speaker 2: up a picture with four or five hidden items in
Speaker 2: the picture. Yeah, okay, and you cut out there, David,
Speaker 2: and people are guessing. I'm sorry. They put up a
Speaker 2: picture with what with four or five hidden items, and
Speaker 2: there's pictures of the items and they're all like one's gray,
Speaker 2: ones white, one's yellow, ones, pink, whatever, And you'll find
Speaker 2: them in the picture. The actual color of the items
Speaker 2: that are on the side. They even give you the color.
Speaker 2: Sometimes they're in black and white only, so you have
Speaker 2: to find like this one is a gray whistle, and
Speaker 2: if you look, the whistle is used as the toilet
Speaker 2: ball flush handle. You're like, oh, that's glad, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: And what they do is people are guessing and they go, oh, oh,
Speaker 2: Mike got it. But you don't see Mike because by
Speaker 2: the time he reads Mike, it's already scrolled off the screen.
Speaker 2: They come up with random names people who found the item.
Speaker 2: And if you can't find it, people are guessing, like crazy,
Speaker 2: it's the shoe, it's the foot, it's the thing in
Speaker 2: the wall. For the fourth item, because the first three
Speaker 2: are blatant, they're like, find the fourth object is the
Speaker 2: name of the game, okay, and they go, if you
Speaker 2: want the answers, go to my profile and and and
Speaker 2: and make a bid on some product. It's it's so
Speaker 2: they want you to go to the the his profile
Speaker 2: on on TikTok and uh and follow him and then
Speaker 2: click on like a like a some kind of fake
Speaker 2: Asian website, you know, like Timu or one of those,
Speaker 2: and if you buy anything, no matter how small, you'll
Speaker 2: get the answer where the object is. And they do
Speaker 2: this scam. And as you could scroll through the live
Speaker 2: the live tiktoks all day and you'll see a bunch
Speaker 2: of them. Well, guess what's scary. Yep, the fourth object
Speaker 2: is never in the picture. It isn't there. I knew it,
Speaker 2: I knew it.
Speaker 4: This is uh.
Speaker 2: This is the classic scene you prank scam where you
Speaker 2: let yeah, four turkeys loose in the school and you
Speaker 2: label them one, two, three, five, right, So you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: ione's looking for number four and you think that there's five.
Speaker 2: You think that there's five turkeys, right, where's them before?
Speaker 2: Can't find them before? Right, That's exactly what This is
Speaker 2: the last one I saw. I screenshot at it. It's
Speaker 2: Pocahontas sitting on a toilet, and you have to find
Speaker 2: a gray whistle. There's a gray whistle. There's a white egg.
Speaker 2: It's her necklace. There's a yellow brush. It's right, it's
Speaker 2: a part of her dress, and a pinkish purple flower.
Speaker 2: There is nothing in the picture that's pinkish purple. Even
Speaker 2: if you're like, I can't find it, you'd see the
Speaker 2: pinkish purple. Everything in the picture is brown, white, and gray.
Speaker 2: There's no pink. Therefore it can't be in the picture.
Speaker 2: But he wants followers and people are begging I see it.
Speaker 2: I think I see it. And then what happens is
Speaker 2: you know, like three card Monty, if you have a
Speaker 2: seen three card Monty on the street, and that we'll
Speaker 2: find the red card. Find the red card, and then
Speaker 2: some guy in the crowd finds it and they go
Speaker 2: look how easy it is found it that guy works
Speaker 2: with the guy playing three card monte. He's a plan,
Speaker 2: have shills, he's a crowd, he's a plant. He's a plant.
Speaker 2: So there are people they go, oh yeah, Michael, Mike
Speaker 2: tells the truth. I just got fifty dollars. Yeap, No
Speaker 2: you didn't. You're a shill. So look out for that
Speaker 2: scamboni because this the fourth object, is not in the picture.
Speaker 2: No matter what you do, follow them, but you're not
Speaker 2: getting fat. A lot of people are performing, you know,
Speaker 2: they're giving you iPhone tricks and things that you can
Speaker 2: do with your phone, and they go really fast, so
Speaker 2: fast that you can't keep up. And they say, oh,
Speaker 2: go to my page right to get you know, to
Speaker 2: get the full instructions. And like anyone, it's a scam.
Speaker 2: It is a scam, and they're looking for follows. And
Speaker 2: then you realize that you your iPhone can't perform that
Speaker 2: function right right, And now you're on a list, and
Speaker 2: then they sell your account information. Don't don't just go
Speaker 2: to my account oh oh, or they'll go, we're just looking.
Speaker 2: I'll give everyone the answer. Once we get a thousand,
Speaker 2: one hundred thousand likes, come on people keep hitting the
Speaker 2: like button. Keeping So what they're doing is they're getting
Speaker 2: clout on TikTok and you because they're getting likes, yeah,
Speaker 2: and they'll get they're improving their algorithm. And you're just
Speaker 2: sitting there like an idiot waiting for a hundred thousand followers.
Speaker 2: Oh we need we just need a nine thousand more.
Speaker 2: Come on, everybody, Come on, guys, Come on, guys, we
Speaker 2: just need five thousand more. No, you need five thousand more.
Speaker 2: We don't need five thousand more. Yeah, So I hate
Speaker 2: those people. Here's the other scam. I'm in my bagel,
Speaker 2: my bagel place, Bagel. I go in on Friday and
Speaker 2: I order No, I go in on Thursday and I
Speaker 2: get four bagels. They're a dollar apiece. That's four dollars.
Speaker 2: And there's signs all over the store. They've been up
Speaker 2: for a while that say prices may go up unexpectedly
Speaker 2: at any time, okay, on the front door, on the counter,
Speaker 2: at by the register. They may go up expectively on
Speaker 2: Saturday and Sunday mornings when everyone wants bagels. Right, So
Speaker 2: I go, I go in, I go in Monday to
Speaker 2: get my four bagels. And now they're a dollar twenty five.
Speaker 2: I saw I had four singles ready, so I go
Speaker 2: his four dollars. He goes five dollars. What dollar a quarter?
Speaker 2: So I said, when did that happen? He points to
Speaker 2: the sign. Doesn't it work that? He points to the
Speaker 2: sign Prices may go up on expecting any time. So
Speaker 2: four days later, now the bagels are all a dollar
Speaker 2: twenty five, and the guy behind me goes, yeah, the
Speaker 2: prices went up. It was Tuesday on Monday. He goes,
Speaker 2: prices went up over the weekend. Everything's more expensive. But
Speaker 2: there's no like. The signs didn't change. The prices on
Speaker 2: the menu boards haven't changed. But they put up a
Speaker 2: sign that says prices may they make up? I never
Speaker 2: heard of such a thing. That is a rip yep.
Speaker 2: The sign still says a dollar bagel on the on
Speaker 2: the thing, and it was tape over it. You could
Speaker 2: there's like a yellow tape over the dollar. And uh,
Speaker 2: he's yeah, it's do twenty. Now do they ever go
Speaker 2: down unexpectedly? That'd be nice. That's like on your birthday?
Speaker 2: Yeah how old?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right, okay, would you be pissed? And what about
Speaker 2: the next day? What if they're a dollar fifty the
Speaker 2: next day. You can't complain the sign says what it says. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't like that. I think that's despicable.
Speaker 2: They can't do that. I think you need you need
Speaker 2: to give people notice. So, by the way, my my
Speaker 2: apartment is a mess. I'm I am fit to be
Speaker 2: tied right now, because, yeah, that's stack of papers. I
Speaker 2: know it's more than that. I'm hosting Mother's Day this week.
Speaker 4: And I have to run.
Speaker 2: So here's what I'm up against. First of all, my
Speaker 2: mother's You know, I can always tell when she's like
Speaker 2: wanting me, She's wanting me to volunteer. She's like, Anthony,
Speaker 2: what do we I said, I said, you know, what
Speaker 2: are we doing for Mother's Day? And you know, she said, well,
Speaker 2: me and Daddy we're gonna talk to you about that.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be calling. We're gonna be coming off of
Speaker 2: a cruise, so it's gonna be kind of hectic. So
Speaker 2: now I'm thinking, like, okay, so their house is off limits,
Speaker 2: and you know, and and your your sister. Her house
Speaker 2: is still under construction. She would love to host, but
Speaker 2: she's got a lot going on there, right, you know,
Speaker 2: why don't you have the party and your dinette, we're
Speaker 2: gonna well, we're gonna have a Well then I'm saying, well,
Speaker 2: look we should all go out to eat to a restaurant.
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, ma let me move a stack
Speaker 2: of papers sit here in the corner of my living room. Well,
Speaker 2: we want to get all the family, the families together.
Speaker 2: Keep in mind, I now have a new I have
Speaker 2: a niece, and so with with the all the hecticness
Speaker 2: that's going on with my brother and my sister in
Speaker 2: law because of the baby new baby, and you know,
Speaker 2: everyone's house is off limits. So of course I'm a
Speaker 2: good son, and I said, you know what, I volunteer.
Speaker 2: I'm hosting, and I got no problem doing it because
Speaker 2: you know me, I'm gonna like all the bells and whistles,
Speaker 2: cater it from top to bottom, rent out my wreck
Speaker 2: room upstairs, which I did. All said and done. Well,
Speaker 2: now I got to run out of town. I'm going
Speaker 2: to Miami because we're doing something with the Y one
Speaker 2: hundred radio station. And I'm literally leaving tomorrow afternoon. It's
Speaker 2: today's Tuesday here, that's when we're recording this Wednesday. I'm leaving.
Speaker 2: Do you know what My flight back home is Brody
Speaker 2: Sunday afternoon. My flight home is Sunday morning. I'm gonna land.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna land at like eleven am, race over back
Speaker 2: to my apartment for the food to come at twelve thirty,
Speaker 2: and my guests to show up at two o'clock. Talk
Speaker 2: about cutting it close. If your flight is delayed in
Speaker 2: the least.
Speaker 4: You're ft, I know.
Speaker 2: So I just ask you to pray for me, please,
Speaker 2: because I don't know how this is gonna go. But
Speaker 2: mother and dad thinks I'm crazy for coming home Sunday
Speaker 2: morning and not coming home Saturday morning. But now it's
Speaker 2: kind of too late to change all the flights. Whatever
Speaker 2: it is, I'm coming home Sunday, So I'm gonna talk
Speaker 2: about Now, will you hit him running? Will your family
Speaker 2: have access to the place you're Yes, we have, we have,
Speaker 2: we have precautions, we have plan b's and c's in motion.
Speaker 2: Is Anthony Falco gonna drive them all? We'll get them
Speaker 2: in a book. He's gonna pick up an Hooper. So anyway,
Speaker 2: I got a lot of planning to do, and I
Speaker 2: didn't pack yet, and I'm leaving. I'm going to see
Speaker 2: Janet Jackson with my girlfriend tonight. So oh very nice.
Speaker 2: Oh that's one of the best lip syncers ever. You
Speaker 2: don't think she's gonna sing her songs, dude. She hasn't
Speaker 2: uttered a word into a microphone on stage in thirty
Speaker 2: five forty years. Wow, she's like Brittany. She dances, she
Speaker 2: doesn't sing. Well, I'm not like Janet, but she's not
Speaker 2: a singer in concert. Well, I'm gonna go here. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go see here tonight. So there she I mean,
Speaker 2: how well she dances? Yeah, so that anyway. So that's it.
Speaker 2: Is your pool open it up or what pull pools open?
Speaker 2: I gotta go vacuum it out today. Nice. When are
Speaker 2: you gonna do the podcast from the pool? Pool side Podcastuh?
Speaker 2: Poolside podcast? Well, you know I could. I could pool
Speaker 2: side podcast and then you have the equipment in your apartment,
Speaker 2: so that'll work. Yeah. I was talking about bringing the
Speaker 2: equipment over and we could both be in the pool
Speaker 2: at the same time. Oh no, we're not gonna have
Speaker 2: microphones in the pool. That doesn't from an electricity standpoint,
Speaker 2: doesn't make a lot of sense. I mean, we could
Speaker 2: buy wireless nycophones, probably them on the side of the
Speaker 2: pool and then lean off the edge of the yet,
Speaker 2: but that would that require you to be in the pool.
Speaker 2: I think you should sit at the table by my
Speaker 2: pool and work the equipment and I can sit like that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do I get an umbrella or do I have to
Speaker 2: sit there in the hot sun?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: You can. I'll give you an umbrella. And you know what,
Speaker 2: if you give me four bucks'll open a can of
Speaker 2: corona for you. Hey, I left out one Scamboni. I
Speaker 2: got to give you a Scamboni. Bed Bath and Beyond
Speaker 2: Scamboni ready for this bed Barf and Beyond.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 2: Now, as most of you know, Bedbath and Meon is
Speaker 2: going out of business unless somebody buys them at the
Speaker 2: last minute. They're shutting down. Everything's on clearance. Oh no,
Speaker 2: don't take the car. Well have it's a like twenty
Speaker 2: percent coupon? Then I still have okay? Yeah, no, okay. So,
Speaker 2: first of all, the twenty percent coupons in the garbage.
Speaker 2: If you've ever paid full price for an item at
Speaker 2: bed Beth and Beyond, you don't know at the shop
Speaker 2: because you get one hundred coupons and you save them
Speaker 2: up and you go shopping and it's twenty percent off
Speaker 2: every one item. Also, like Amazon Prime, they had a
Speaker 2: deal where you paid like I don't know, fifty bucks
Speaker 2: a year, whatever it was, and you automatically got twenty
Speaker 2: percent off everything, not just one item, everything. So you'd
Speaker 2: show the UPC, not the UPC, the QR code, they'd
Speaker 2: scan it and your entire order is twenty percent off, right,
Speaker 2: And then if you return something went out a receipt,
Speaker 2: they take twenty percent off the value because they know
Speaker 2: you probably got twenty percent off. Right. That's Bed Bath
Speaker 2: and Beyond. They're known everything's twenty percent off. Okay, can
Speaker 2: we establish the satisfact?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, I go into the store. Remember we talked about
Speaker 2: like everything in the store, like you see signs everything
Speaker 2: in the store ninety like ten percent an up yes
Speaker 2: or or up to up to fifty percent off. That
Speaker 2: means one thing is fifty percent off and everything else
Speaker 2: is five percent off. Like the up to up to
Speaker 2: is a scam. Well, at Bed Bath and Beyond, everything's
Speaker 2: on clearance, right dah, moving it all out, empty racks,
Speaker 2: everything's got to go. Yes, what would you say? Scary?
Speaker 2: Is the minimum discount on everything on sale right now?
Speaker 2: At Bedbathing on It would have to be fifty percent,
Speaker 2: if not more, I've seen sixty seventy five percent. Okay.
Speaker 2: When have have you been to a bed bath this week?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Okay? So starting what's today Tuesday? Starting last week was
Speaker 2: the clearance. Starting last week was the clearance. Yeah. So
Speaker 2: I went in on Tuesday or Wednesday to use my
Speaker 2: last gift card, because I think Wednesday or whatever it
Speaker 2: was said the seventh was the last dayor eighth or
Speaker 2: the last day to bring any gift cards merchant. So
Speaker 2: I went in. Everything of value was ten percent off.
Speaker 2: That's it. Why would I buy something a bed, bathroom
Speaker 2: beyond for ten percent off when everything was always twenty percent.
Speaker 2: You're giving me less discount than when you open. And
Speaker 2: my wife and I we paid for the twenty percent
Speaker 2: fan club fable. They didn't refund my money. They just
Speaker 2: said we no longer accept that. So I paid for
Speaker 2: a year, I got like three months out of it,
Speaker 2: and they went bankrupt. So why would I buy a
Speaker 2: microwave or I wanted a toaster oven ten percent off?
Speaker 2: That's That's not a going out of business sale. That's
Speaker 2: not even a way sentence to buy something I maybe
Speaker 2: half need, you know, you know they get a whole
Speaker 2: point with sales is so you can you figure that
Speaker 2: maybe I need this, maybe I don't. I'm on the fence,
Speaker 2: but it's such a big discount, I'm gonna actually buy it.
Speaker 2: Ten percent doesn't move the needle for me. Right, So
Speaker 2: they had a five hundred dollar toaster, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: four fifty. I don't want it for four fifty. I
Speaker 2: don't want I don't need to toast it that badly.
Speaker 2: Like you said, I would get a new toaster if
Speaker 2: it was like two seventy five for a five hundred toast,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm in wow, you know it was. You
Speaker 2: know it was like forty fifty percent off washcloths. That's
Speaker 2: what they do. They give you up to seventy percent off.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want like a soap ugly, like a
Speaker 2: seashell soaphoulder for your bathroom, seventy percent off, they could
Speaker 2: shove it. They could shove it. No wonder, they're out
Speaker 2: of business. Fuck them now, fuck them. I want the
Speaker 2: vacuum cleaner for forty percent off. Now we'll have a conversation.
Speaker 2: Ten percent off vacuum cleaners. I can get ten percent
Speaker 2: off picking my nose at Best Buy and just price
Speaker 2: check it with somebody else. I can go to PC
Speaker 2: Richard's son, I get twenty percent off just by price
Speaker 2: comparing it. So fucking bar beyond yeah, beyond ridiculous, ten
Speaker 2: percent off. I love leaving a nice, angry note like this,
Speaker 2: we're doing we're doing that, but so we're leaving on
Speaker 2: a bad note, terrible. It's always a negative. Hey, happy
Speaker 2: mother's day. Hey, Happy Mother's Day.
Speaker 3: Hey.
Speaker 2: And and you say in Brooklyn, your mother, your mother,
Speaker 2: boys Brooklyn, Brooklyn, boye Brooklyn,