WEBVTT - Oaktreeocity - 9.3.26

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<v Speaker 1>Nephew, what you got for us? All right, Shirley.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I got to dedicate this particular prank to

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<v Speaker 2>Carla Farrell. I have to. This is her all-time favorite.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me give it to you, Carla. Oak Triosity. Oak Triosity.

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<v Speaker 1>That is your favorite. Let me handle this, Tommy. Run it, cat.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, I'm trying to reach Marvin, please.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Marvin speaking.

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<v Speaker 1>Marvin, hi. I'm calling you from Dr. * * *'

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<v Speaker 1>s office. I'm actually the lab technician.

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<v Speaker 2>And you came in and got a physical, I guess,

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<v Speaker 2>about a couple weeks ago?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Okay. And from my understanding, this is for your occupation, correct?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. What do you do for a living when you're a.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah. I'm a truck driver. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Now, I was giving you a call about I'm

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<v Speaker 2>here looking at your records and all the testings that

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<v Speaker 2>you actually went through.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. Let's see.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you had any activity or any problems around your

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<v Speaker 2>navel area?

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<v Speaker 3>No, everything's been fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything all right, huh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everything's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>But, I mean, you haven't had any type of nothing,

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<v Speaker 2>no breakout or anything around your navel whatsoever?

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<v Speaker 3>No. No, man. The second time you asked me about

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<v Speaker 3>my navel. No, everything's going straight, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to see what's going on, man. What's happening?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, you've been diagnosed with oak triacidus. And oak triacidus

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<v Speaker 2>is actually a fungus that comes out of South America.

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<v Speaker 2>And you have no activity whatsoever around your navel?

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<v Speaker 3>No, man. I see the same thing, man. Oak triacidus?

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<v Speaker 1>It's oktriocetus, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>What you said there?

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<v Speaker 2>What that is is actually if you haven't had it yet,

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<v Speaker 2>you say you haven't had any activity, there's going to

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<v Speaker 2>be like a small little tree that's going to be

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<v Speaker 2>growing from your navel. And it gets about six inches long,

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<v Speaker 2>and it probably bears probably about 25 to 30 leaves

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<v Speaker 2>on it, but it's very small.

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<v Speaker 3>Whoa, whoa, what in the back, Bob? You see a

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<v Speaker 3>tree going to be growing out of my nail.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going to be a small tree, and what's going

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<v Speaker 2>to happen is I'm going to have to get you

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<v Speaker 2>to come back in probably in the next month. We're

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<v Speaker 2>going to need you to come in so we can

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<v Speaker 2>check it out. But it's got to grow its fullest

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<v Speaker 2>potential before we can actually do anything to it.

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<v Speaker 3>Nah, I can't come in on Monday. I got to

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<v Speaker 3>come in today, man. Somebody got to tell me what's

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<v Speaker 3>going on, man. Get this problem resolved, man, because I'm

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<v Speaker 3>trying to get married, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we can't. It has to grow its fullest potential, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>And the full term is actually like about four weeks

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<v Speaker 2>before we can actually.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, I'm not waiting for no four weeks, man. Somebody

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<v Speaker 3>got to come tell me something right now, man. I

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<v Speaker 3>ain't finna go marry a man that have to fly

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<v Speaker 3>out of town, man, and have something going on with

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<v Speaker 3>my neighbor, man. Y'all going crazy, man.

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<v Speaker 2>Sir, oktriosis is something that's very rare. We were actually

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<v Speaker 2>getting this assignment from overseas in South America on how

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<v Speaker 2>to treat this.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, I don't give a... Where is it, man? Somebody's

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<v Speaker 3>going to have to come give me some help right now, man.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm finna get ready to get married, man. I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>finna be putting up with it, man. Somebody in this office, man,

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<v Speaker 3>got to come down here and do something for me, man.

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<v Speaker 3>And what you say, tell it. If you say I

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<v Speaker 3>could cut it out myself?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir, the best I can do is probably trim it

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<v Speaker 2>a bit, you know, and maybe knock a few leaves off,

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<v Speaker 2>but I cannot touch the full stalk at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, you can cut this, put a Band-Aid, do something.

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<v Speaker 1>Sir, if you cut it, there's a possibility. You cannot, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>If you cut it, there's a possibility of hemorrhaging, and

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to really create a bigger problem than what.

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<v Speaker 1>You have already.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, f * * * that s * * *.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to get this s * * * pulled out, man.

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<v Speaker 3>You think you can tell me there ain't nobody in

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<v Speaker 3>that s * * * who I've drive down there

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<v Speaker 3>to get this s * * * pulled out, man?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm finna get married in two weeks, man. We finna

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<v Speaker 3>fly to Jamaica and came down. Somebody can do this

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<v Speaker 3>for me. I pull this out of my.

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<v Speaker 1>Sir, you cannot pull it out. You're going to create...

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to create a bigger problem if you try

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<v Speaker 1>to pull it out, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>The problem is already there. I'm trying to get this hammer, man.

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<v Speaker 3>You mean to tell me that big hospital ain't now

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<v Speaker 3>going to help me? What the f * * *

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<v Speaker 3>do you want me to do, man? I got mad

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<v Speaker 3>out of that f * * * ing tonk lot

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<v Speaker 3>of my f * * * ing stomach, and you're

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<v Speaker 3>telling me there ain't f * * * ing you

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<v Speaker 3>can do, man?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir, oak triacidus is not something that we treat all

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<v Speaker 2>the time. Like I said, it hails from South America.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't give a f * * * if it

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<v Speaker 3>hails from Great Britain or f * * *. So

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<v Speaker 3>somebody's got to come down here and help me pull

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<v Speaker 3>this off, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Sir, I understand what you're going through, but we have

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<v Speaker 1>to let it grow its full term, which is four weeks, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>The full root of it.

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<v Speaker 3>I ain't letting it grow, man. I ain't going to

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<v Speaker 3>let it grow, man. It's going to go down right now, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Y'all going to have to do something, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Sir, there's nothing we can do. We can probably trim

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<v Speaker 1>it a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>The trim. Get some.

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<v Speaker 1>Sir, there's nothing we can.

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<v Speaker 2>Do at this point but sit back and wait and

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<v Speaker 2>let it grow its full term, okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Sir, can we get an.

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<v Speaker 3>Appointment for you in the next four to five weeks?

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<v Speaker 3>Can we do that? Man, I can't have no chicken

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<v Speaker 3>out of me.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even sit at the airport, man.

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<v Speaker 3>You're going to embarrass me like that, man. I have

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<v Speaker 3>to stick it out my neighbor. You crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>Sir, I understand it.

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<v Speaker 2>And like I said, oak triacidus is very rare. And

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<v Speaker 2>it's something that we haven't treated that many times here

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<v Speaker 2>in the States. But overseas, the message that we're getting

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<v Speaker 2>is that we need to let it grow its full term.

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<v Speaker 3>So you mean to tell me ain't nobody in America

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<v Speaker 3>got oak triacidus? What the f * * * is

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<v Speaker 3>the name of that s.

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<v Speaker 4>* * *, man?

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<v Speaker 1>It's oak triacidus, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>So how the f * * *? I can get it.

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<v Speaker 3>If don't nobody else in America got it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sir, I could not believe that you were coming up

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<v Speaker 2>with ostreositis here in the States.

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<v Speaker 1>It's something very rarely seen here.

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<v Speaker 2>There's been two people in the past that's been diagnosed

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<v Speaker 2>with this, and they actually passed away.

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<v Speaker 3>So now you're telling me some die, sir. And you're

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<v Speaker 3>going to tip me three weeks. Man, I'm coming down

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<v Speaker 3>another day, man. Somebody's going to do something for me, man.

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<v Speaker 2>Sir, there's nothing that we can do today until four

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<v Speaker 2>to five weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, I got to go get married. I'm flying to Jamaica, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you hear what I just said, man?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hearing what you're saying, but I can't do anything

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't see the tree already coming out of

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<v Speaker 1>the navel yet.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, somebody got to do something now. What you want

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<v Speaker 3>me to do, man?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I want you to do, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>but I have one more thing I can tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what you got to say, man?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you listening?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm listening to you, man.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You just got pranked by your boy, Earl.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, you got to be f * * * ing

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<v Speaker 3>kidding me, man. Man, tell that s * * *. No,

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<v Speaker 3>you ain't on the air right now. Ha ha ha!

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, man, I got one more thing to ask you, Marvin, man.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the baddest? I'm talking about the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 1>show in the land.

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<v Speaker 3>Steve Harvey Martin Show. If you're listening, your ass is

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<v Speaker 3>out the way. Yeah, yeah, you out of there.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, what would you do, though?

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<v Speaker 2>What would you do if the doctor called you and

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<v Speaker 2>told you you had a tree growing out of your

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<v Speaker 2>neighbor's little stem?

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<v Speaker 1>What would you do?

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<v Speaker 4>He said, I'm going to get married, so I'm the

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<v Speaker 4>only one.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even imagine. No, man, you got to get

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<v Speaker 1>this out today, man.

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<v Speaker 3>A tree?

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<v Speaker 1>So genuine.

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<v Speaker 4>He was so concerned about what was going on with

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<v Speaker 4>his navel, and you telling me I'm the only one

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<v Speaker 4>in this country that got a tree.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you get that one, Tommy? Really?

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<v Speaker 2>That's the left side of Tommy's brain right there.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the left side. That's outstanding. Earl, you is

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<v Speaker 1>out to win.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it.

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<v Speaker 4>I know I always tell you, nephew, you played too much,

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<v Speaker 4>but that one, you played too much, but it was outstanding.

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<v Speaker 1>Bravo. Thank you so kind. All right. Stupid is coming

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<v Speaker 1>to town and I will be pranking live. Yes, I will.

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<v Speaker 1>I will be pranking live.

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<v Speaker 2>Rowan Oak, Virginia, September 26, Bergland Performing Arts Center. You

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<v Speaker 2>get to see me do it live on stage. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I've been hitting home runs. Boy, it's scary when you're

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<v Speaker 2>doing it live because you don't know somebody going to

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<v Speaker 2>come down there to the theater.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know what's going to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>You have no idea. But I will be pranking live.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to see my whole story. Don't cancer. Cancer

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<v Speaker 2>me out. Do not cancer me out. I'm still here.

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<v Speaker 2>Still standing. Come see the story. Come see the testimony

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<v Speaker 2>as I put it all on tape right there in Roanoke, Virginia.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.