Speaker 1: Nephew, what you got for us? All right, Shirley.
Speaker 2: You know, I got to dedicate this particular prank to
Speaker 2: Carla Farrell. I have to. This is her all-time favorite.
Speaker 2: Let me give it to you, Carla. Oak Triosity. Oak Triosity.
Speaker 1: That is your favorite. Let me handle this, Tommy. Run it, cat.
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 1: Hello, I'm trying to reach Marvin, please.
Speaker 3: Yes, Marvin speaking.
Speaker 1: Marvin, hi. I'm calling you from Dr. * * *'
Speaker 1: s office. I'm actually the lab technician.
Speaker 2: And you came in and got a physical, I guess,
Speaker 2: about a couple weeks ago?
Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. And from my understanding, this is for your occupation, correct?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay. What do you do for a living when you're a.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. I'm a truck driver. Okay.
Speaker 2: Okay. Now, I was giving you a call about I'm
Speaker 2: here looking at your records and all the testings that
Speaker 2: you actually went through.
Speaker 1: Wow. Let's see.
Speaker 2: Have you had any activity or any problems around your
Speaker 2: navel area?
Speaker 3: No, everything's been fine.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Everything all right, huh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, everything's fine.
Speaker 2: But, I mean, you haven't had any type of nothing,
Speaker 2: no breakout or anything around your navel whatsoever?
Speaker 3: No. No, man. The second time you asked me about
Speaker 3: my navel. No, everything's going straight, man.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to see what's going on, man. What's happening?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Actually, you've been diagnosed with oak triacidus. And oak triacidus
Speaker 2: is actually a fungus that comes out of South America.
Speaker 2: And you have no activity whatsoever around your navel?
Speaker 3: No, man. I see the same thing, man. Oak triacidus?
Speaker 1: It's oktriocetus, sir.
Speaker 3: What you said there?
Speaker 2: What that is is actually if you haven't had it yet,
Speaker 2: you say you haven't had any activity, there's going to
Speaker 2: be like a small little tree that's going to be
Speaker 2: growing from your navel. And it gets about six inches long,
Speaker 2: and it probably bears probably about 25 to 30 leaves
Speaker 2: on it, but it's very small.
Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa, what in the back, Bob? You see a
Speaker 3: tree going to be growing out of my nail.
Speaker 2: It's going to be a small tree, and what's going
Speaker 2: to happen is I'm going to have to get you
Speaker 2: to come back in probably in the next month. We're
Speaker 2: going to need you to come in so we can
Speaker 2: check it out. But it's got to grow its fullest
Speaker 2: potential before we can actually do anything to it.
Speaker 3: Nah, I can't come in on Monday. I got to
Speaker 3: come in today, man. Somebody got to tell me what's
Speaker 3: going on, man. Get this problem resolved, man, because I'm
Speaker 3: trying to get married, man.
Speaker 1: Well, we can't. It has to grow its fullest potential, sir.
Speaker 2: And the full term is actually like about four weeks
Speaker 2: before we can actually.
Speaker 3: Man, I'm not waiting for no four weeks, man. Somebody
Speaker 3: got to come tell me something right now, man. I
Speaker 3: ain't finna go marry a man that have to fly
Speaker 3: out of town, man, and have something going on with
Speaker 3: my neighbor, man. Y'all going crazy, man.
Speaker 2: Sir, oktriosis is something that's very rare. We were actually
Speaker 2: getting this assignment from overseas in South America on how
Speaker 2: to treat this.
Speaker 3: Man, I don't give a... Where is it, man? Somebody's
Speaker 3: going to have to come give me some help right now, man.
Speaker 3: I'm finna get ready to get married, man. I'm not
Speaker 3: finna be putting up with it, man. Somebody in this office, man,
Speaker 3: got to come down here and do something for me, man.
Speaker 3: And what you say, tell it. If you say I
Speaker 3: could cut it out myself?
Speaker 2: Sir, the best I can do is probably trim it
Speaker 2: a bit, you know, and maybe knock a few leaves off,
Speaker 2: but I cannot touch the full stalk at all.
Speaker 3: Man, you can cut this, put a Band-Aid, do something.
Speaker 1: Sir, if you cut it, there's a possibility. You cannot, sir.
Speaker 2: If you cut it, there's a possibility of hemorrhaging, and
Speaker 2: you're going to really create a bigger problem than what.
Speaker 1: You have already.
Speaker 3: Man, f * * * that s * * *.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get this s * * * pulled out, man.
Speaker 3: You think you can tell me there ain't nobody in
Speaker 3: that s * * * who I've drive down there
Speaker 3: to get this s * * * pulled out, man?
Speaker 3: I'm finna get married in two weeks, man. We finna
Speaker 3: fly to Jamaica and came down. Somebody can do this
Speaker 3: for me. I pull this out of my.
Speaker 1: Sir, you cannot pull it out. You're going to create...
Speaker 1: You're going to create a bigger problem if you try
Speaker 1: to pull it out, sir.
Speaker 3: The problem is already there. I'm trying to get this hammer, man.
Speaker 3: You mean to tell me that big hospital ain't now
Speaker 3: going to help me? What the f * * *
Speaker 3: do you want me to do, man? I got mad
Speaker 3: out of that f * * * ing tonk lot
Speaker 3: of my f * * * ing stomach, and you're
Speaker 3: telling me there ain't f * * * ing you
Speaker 3: can do, man?
Speaker 2: Sir, oak triacidus is not something that we treat all
Speaker 2: the time. Like I said, it hails from South America.
Speaker 3: I don't give a f * * * if it
Speaker 3: hails from Great Britain or f * * *. So
Speaker 3: somebody's got to come down here and help me pull
Speaker 3: this off, man.
Speaker 1: Sir, I understand what you're going through, but we have
Speaker 1: to let it grow its full term, which is four weeks, sir.
Speaker 1: The full root of it.
Speaker 3: I ain't letting it grow, man. I ain't going to
Speaker 3: let it grow, man. It's going to go down right now, man.
Speaker 3: Y'all going to have to do something, man.
Speaker 1: Sir, there's nothing we can do. We can probably trim
Speaker 1: it a little bit.
Speaker 3: The trim. Get some.
Speaker 1: Sir, there's nothing we can.
Speaker 2: Do at this point but sit back and wait and
Speaker 2: let it grow its full term, okay?
Speaker 1: Sir, can we get an.
Speaker 3: Appointment for you in the next four to five weeks?
Speaker 3: Can we do that? Man, I can't have no chicken
Speaker 3: out of me.
Speaker 1: I can't even sit at the airport, man.
Speaker 3: You're going to embarrass me like that, man. I have
Speaker 3: to stick it out my neighbor. You crazy?
Speaker 1: Sir, I understand it.
Speaker 2: And like I said, oak triacidus is very rare. And
Speaker 2: it's something that we haven't treated that many times here
Speaker 2: in the States. But overseas, the message that we're getting
Speaker 2: is that we need to let it grow its full term.
Speaker 3: So you mean to tell me ain't nobody in America
Speaker 3: got oak triacidus? What the f * * * is
Speaker 3: the name of that s.
Speaker 4: * * *, man?
Speaker 1: It's oak triacidus, sir.
Speaker 3: So how the f * * *? I can get it.
Speaker 3: If don't nobody else in America got it.
Speaker 2: Sir, I could not believe that you were coming up
Speaker 2: with ostreositis here in the States.
Speaker 1: It's something very rarely seen here.
Speaker 2: There's been two people in the past that's been diagnosed
Speaker 2: with this, and they actually passed away.
Speaker 3: So now you're telling me some die, sir. And you're
Speaker 3: going to tip me three weeks. Man, I'm coming down
Speaker 3: another day, man. Somebody's going to do something for me, man.
Speaker 2: Sir, there's nothing that we can do today until four
Speaker 2: to five weeks.
Speaker 3: Man, I got to go get married. I'm flying to Jamaica, man.
Speaker 3: Did you hear what I just said, man?
Speaker 1: I'm hearing what you're saying, but I can't do anything
Speaker 1: if you don't see the tree already coming out of
Speaker 1: the navel yet.
Speaker 3: Oh, somebody got to do something now. What you want
Speaker 3: me to do, man?
Speaker 1: I don't know what I want you to do, sir,
Speaker 1: but I have one more thing I can tell you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what you got to say, man?
Speaker 1: Are you listening?
Speaker 3: I'm listening to you, man.
Speaker 1: This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your boy, Earl.
Speaker 3: Man, you got to be f * * * ing
Speaker 3: kidding me, man. Man, tell that s * * *. No,
Speaker 3: you ain't on the air right now. Ha ha ha!
Speaker 1: Hey, man, I got one more thing to ask you, Marvin, man.
Speaker 1: What is the baddest? I'm talking about the baddest radio
Speaker 1: show in the land.
Speaker 3: Steve Harvey Martin Show. If you're listening, your ass is
Speaker 3: out the way. Yeah, yeah, you out of there.
Speaker 1: Now, what would you do, though?
Speaker 2: What would you do if the doctor called you and
Speaker 2: told you you had a tree growing out of your
Speaker 2: neighbor's little stem?
Speaker 1: What would you do?
Speaker 4: He said, I'm going to get married, so I'm the
Speaker 4: only one.
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine. No, man, you got to get
Speaker 1: this out today, man.
Speaker 3: A tree?
Speaker 1: So genuine.
Speaker 4: He was so concerned about what was going on with
Speaker 4: his navel, and you telling me I'm the only one
Speaker 4: in this country that got a tree.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: How did you get that one, Tommy? Really?
Speaker 2: That's the left side of Tommy's brain right there.
Speaker 1: That is the left side. That's outstanding. Earl, you is
Speaker 1: out to win.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 4: I know I always tell you, nephew, you played too much,
Speaker 4: but that one, you played too much, but it was outstanding.
Speaker 1: Bravo. Thank you so kind. All right. Stupid is coming
Speaker 1: to town and I will be pranking live. Yes, I will.
Speaker 1: I will be pranking live.
Speaker 2: Rowan Oak, Virginia, September 26, Bergland Performing Arts Center. You
Speaker 2: get to see me do it live on stage. Oh,
Speaker 2: I've been hitting home runs. Boy, it's scary when you're
Speaker 2: doing it live because you don't know somebody going to
Speaker 2: come down there to the theater.
Speaker 1: You don't know what's going to happen.
Speaker 2: You have no idea. But I will be pranking live.
Speaker 2: You're going to see my whole story. Don't cancer. Cancer
Speaker 2: me out. Do not cancer me out. I'm still here.
Speaker 2: Still standing. Come see the story. Come see the testimony
Speaker 2: as I put it all on tape right there in Roanoke, Virginia.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.