WEBVTT - #221: Smoking A Doobie With Dad 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:07.160 Start uf dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up, 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:15.440 Brooklyn Buoys, dat Up. They're making noise Data dot Up 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:22.680 Episode two one sound so slow that time? What he 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:24.720 just amped I think I was just I'm amped up, 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:27.880 like I couldn't wait. You can't wait, No, I want 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.760 I just was excited. I have so much stuff to 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:32.800 talk about. We have so many talkbacks, we have sound. 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:36.360 You have a thing that's gonna cause a problem. I 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:39.720 have something that's controversial that I think people offensive. I know, 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:41.480 but you want my help. But you said it's controversial, 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:43.360 So I'm excited about that when you need my help. 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:46.440 We in second quarter? Are we are we? Well? It depends. 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:49.120 Look in the mirror. I'll tell you what. That's why 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:52.479 I asked, because I'm starting. It's getting to the point 0:00:53.000 --> 0:00:56.480 where my uh, the band on my boxers just starting 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:59.400 to bend a little. When I sit down and on 0:00:59.480 --> 0:01:03.160 the box a little fold over. When I get little 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:06.600 fold over in these boxers with the top band, it's 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:10.080 like that means my stomach is starting. It's starting to 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:15.000 push the band get muffing your muffing. It's it's getting close. 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:17.759 I gotta stole you. You're a quarter ahead. I gotta 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:19.400 I gotta put I gotta put the brakes on. I 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:21.319 I went to the story yesterday. I bought all healthy 0:01:21.319 --> 0:01:23.640 ship because I'm like, I gotta stop right now. I 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:27.920 bought mulberries. Who the funk eats mulberries? I eat mulberry bush. 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:30.120 If you know what I'm saying, Dude, have you had 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:33.760 a mulberry? No, it comes off around the bush. It 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:37.640 comes off as granola, but it has a weird texture 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:41.000 like raisins on the inside, and it's very They're very sweet. 0:01:41.000 --> 0:01:42.480 But that's not going to keep you from eating six 0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:46.120 donuts when they come in. That's the issue. I can't. 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:48.560 It's not yeah, you know, you know what you're doing. 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:51.880 You're in you're in uh phase one of weight loss. 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:54.160 Will you do the easy part? You go and you 0:01:54.280 --> 0:02:00.240 buy baby carrots, and you buy fucking elderberries? Whatever you eat? Now? 0:02:00.560 --> 0:02:04.640 I got hummus, I got, Yeah, you get all that 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:07.000 you got? Who'sa wats it's? You know? Even if I 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:11.400 even went for the oil less hummus. Yeah, oil is 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:15.000 like the shopping shot. You buy a bag of lettuce, 0:02:15.400 --> 0:02:17.480 you right, you gotta get the you get the shredded carrots, 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:21.359 and then you go for the the healthy, the flowerless, 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:24.560 you know, candy or chocolate like like like, for instance, 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:26.720 you have by Thursday, you've got a craving for real 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:28.680 chocolate because you've been cheating yourself out of chol. Right, 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:31.440 I meant the cookies, and then they have these flowerless 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:34.480 cookies for gluten free people, and I'm like, well this 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:36.680 tastes good. But meanwhile, you don't realize that you just 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:39.680 eating a load of you're eating a load of sugar. Yeah, 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:41.920 well you're eating all they're the crap. Yeah it's bad. 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:44.000 But you know, what I had for dinner was a 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:46.600 couple of stalks of celery and that was it. But 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:49.040 I'm hungry. So now that's because that's not a healthy 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:53.480 way to diet. Did my new commercials teach you nothing? 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:58.440 You know, I'm sitting here and I can go now. 0:02:58.480 --> 0:03:00.280 I think about pass sponges. I can go for some 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:04.720 Feltman's hot dogs, steaks. Let's go bring it on. Oh. 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:06.120 I had a feast I'll tell you about in a 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:09.720 little while on Sunday for my father's birthday. Oh my god, 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:11.959 he got I had some issues there. What your father? 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:15.440 We'll talk about that later. Speaking of eating healthy, I 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:19.360 I went for the discount rather than the healthy today, 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:21.200 and I wanted your opinion. What would you have done 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:23.360 considering now you're thinking about how you eat. Now you 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:25.640 know I'm trying to eat better, right except when I 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:27.360 splurt an auto Chok pizza comes up to the to 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:29.760 the station. And so I went shopping today. I went 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:31.400 to Whole Foods because I was in the area. I 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:33.799 don't normally go. No, I'm not Whole Foods. I'm sorry. Wegman's, Well, 0:03:33.840 --> 0:03:36.560 look at you being a boogie bastard like me. Wegman's 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:42.200 the Bogies, but maybe most incredible supermarket chain, at least 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:44.520 on the East Coast that I know of. Speaking of chains, 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:46.520 I know Fogo to Child's to chain. I just meant 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:49.080 it's not a theme restaurant, it's upscale. But the Mets 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:52.080 were talking about on the chain. By the way, thank 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:54.640 you for hold on. Thank you for all of your talkbacks. 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:57.880 We were not even gonna go over those. We got 0:03:57.920 --> 0:03:59.720 all of your talk backs about Phogo to child being 0:03:59.720 --> 0:04:03.400 a chain. I was right, except for the one person 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:07.040 that said it's pronounced Fogo to something It's not. I 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:09.240 just called three Fogo to chows and they all confirmed 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:14.440 it's Fogo to chow. So that's yeah, Okay, anyway, so, uh, 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:17.200 Wegman's is unbelieable. Wegmans and Stu Leonards are the best 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:21.640 supermarkets in the East coast, Okay, at least northeast. I'm sorry. 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:24.599 So I'm at Wegman's and I got some normal stuff, 0:04:24.720 --> 0:04:27.320 some healthy stuff, and I'm walking down the frozen food 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:30.880 aisle and they always catch my eye. There's four or 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:37.480 five flavors of Tina's burritos. They're individual burritos. They're not healthy, 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:41.359 they're not close to healthy. They're three forty calories and 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:44.360 like eighteen grahams of fat. But if you wanted a burrito, 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:45.840 you could have a burrito, Like once a week, you 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:48.560 treat yourself to a burrito. Right. I love Tina's burritos. 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:50.080 I haven't had one in a couple of years. Do 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:52.520 they come off as healthy by the way looked with 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:55.640 the packaging and it I don't like the trick I 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:57.560 don't like the trickery. A lot of these places, or 0:04:57.600 --> 0:04:59.920 a lot of these you know brands, they put hand green. 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:03.920 Everything's green, everything's like leafy and plant. But meanwhile it's 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:06.160 it's again loaded with carbs and shars, or they or 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:09.200 they put organic on like organic chips. They're just still 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:11.680 greasy and fattening chips. They just they used so they 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:13.640 didn't have they weren't sprayed with pesticides at some point. 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:16.960 I'm exaggerating, but they're not healthier necessarily. Some of them 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:19.720 are are less fat. The baked ones are less fat, 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:23.200 less less unhealthy anyway. So I'm looking at the barritos. 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:25.880 I'm going, you know, I shouldn't get a burrito. I 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:27.719 shouldn't get a burrito. I'm trying to I just bought 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:29.880 a bag of romaine lettuce. I did all. I'm doing it, 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:31.720 but I'm actually doing the good stuff, Like you buy 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:33.600 the stuff, but then you got an eat bad. So 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:36.320 I said, you know, how bad as a teena's burrito, right, 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:38.440 I'm just so. I opened the door to the freezer 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:39.800 and I'm like, you know, I'm just gonna look at it. 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:42.280 I'm just gonna look at it, yeah, and give it 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:44.880 google eyes. I'm giving it to Google eyes. And I 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:49.640 see that the the spicy chickens to forty nine for 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:52.960 a burrito, and there's some other flavor that the cheese 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:55.840 enchilado one. I think to forty nine. Then I look 0:05:55.880 --> 0:06:01.520 at the hot red bean and beef one. I don't 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:03.480 know if it's discontinued. I don't know if it's so 0:06:03.520 --> 0:06:07.679 what about it? Forty two cents? Scary forty two cents. 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:10.200 So I took a picture of it because I'm like, okay, 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:12.279 this can't be real. I'm like, I gotta get one. 0:06:12.320 --> 0:06:14.880 Forty two cents. I take one, and I go splurge. 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:17.960 I'll take and I went, wait a minute, the two cents. 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:21.080 How do I not get a bunch of them for 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:24.880 forty two cents? So I completely throughout the fact that 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:29.280 they're not healthy because they're they're a deal. I chose 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:32.120 a deal. So when you see me gain ten pounds, 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:36.359 go bro, do you look like you save some money? Absolutely? 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:39.240 You know what, though I don't, Okay, this is gonna 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:42.880 sound crass. I'm starting to I'm not look at the 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:44.800 price so much as I am about the amount of 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:48.280 ingredients in a package. So it's been taught to me 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:51.640 that if you're gonna go for chips or one of these, 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:54.920 you know, junk food things that are quote processed, you 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:56.239 look at the back of the look at the label. 0:06:56.480 --> 0:07:00.760 The less ingredients that are in there, the better it 0:07:00.800 --> 0:07:04.000 will be for you normally, unless your order, unless you're 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:08.000 buying Crisco. And let me reiterate, there was less digits 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:10.520 in the price of these burritos. But see that's that's 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:13.760 where two digits. That's where you and I differ. I 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:16.360 looked at the label and it said two digits. I 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:18.320 don't know how many ingredients there are. I'm sure there's 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:21.360 xanthem gum and all kinds of other stuff that one. 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:26.160 Let me go get one read the ingredients. I will 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:30.040 tell you that anything that says partially hydrogenated blank, anything 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:32.800 that says high FRUC dose cords syrup, anything that says 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:37.400 enriched wheat flour, all awful things for us. And then 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:41.280 obviously things that end in OHS O S glucose, I'm sorry, 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:46.000 sucros dextros um, forget about malatol and things like that. 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:48.520 Terrible things. These are things I've learned over the years. 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:52.800 By the way, here's the sound of a frozen burrito wrapper. Yes, 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:55.080 let me see if I can read this, because everything 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:58.679 is small. It's a small burrito, alright, three calories, sixteen 0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:01.280 grams of fat. It does not say on the label 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:04.320 forty two cents, but you know it shouldn't so because 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:08.720 it was forty two cents and fattening that that's better. 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:10.960 You're gonna get it. You're gonna buy it. Every time 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:14.280 you're gonna order it. You're gonna eats you kidn't. That's 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:15.840 one of the things I love about Chinese food. You 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:18.680 can you get feast for fifteen bucks. All right? Let 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:22.480 me see on a second, So what what what does 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:24.800 it say? I'm trying to look at the label, but 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:29.200 it's it's got to be loaded with beans. But the 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:34.480 thing a beam by itself is good for you, right, Yes, 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:39.640 bean ingredients. I guess this is because it's a it's 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:42.680 a burrito. Enriched flower. By the way, how many lines 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:46.720 of ingredients hold on holmie, hold on enriched flower? What 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:54.600 did I say? Which is bleached wheat, flour, nyacin, reduced iron, thiamine, 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:59.080 man mono nitrate, ribo flaving right off, right off, hold 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:03.599 your folic acid water? So that's so so top ingredients 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:06.920 flour with all that ship in it. Water here comes 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:12.080 Then it got beef, pinto beans, tomato paste, soybean oil. 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:17.040 That's bad for you. And then it says contains two 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:23.679 or less dehydrated onion, textured vegetable proteins and no vegetables, salt, 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:27.000 modified food starts because you don't want that real food, starch, 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:33.320 halapeno puree, and that's it. No, wait a minute, apparently 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:36.719 there's another side of the ingredients. I only took on 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:40.160 took a picture of one column because it's small, but 0:09:40.240 --> 0:09:42.360 it said less than two once it starts to get 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:44.480 into that. Yeah, but hold on, let me, I gotta 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:52.679 keep going here. Hold on the paragraph too, No pepricorn, 0:09:54.720 --> 0:10:02.080 citric acid, baking powder, multidextron odium, bicarbo, terrible things, terrible 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:08.840 thing starts. Sodium, aluminium sulfate, aluminium, selfate, calcium sulfate, mono calcium, 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:15.960 fus fate amount, guar, gum. There's the spices, ground red pepper, crust, 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:23.480 red pepper, garlic, powdered caramel, color, dough conditioner, sodium Is 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:27.000 that for its hair? Yeah? I think csle we have 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:33.319 to return it. Corn starch, micro crystalline cellulose. Forget it, man, 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:35.920 it's I was out of dude. Dude, you had me 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:39.320 at enriched wheat flour the very first thing on there, 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:43.800 and it contains wheat and soy, soy. That should kill 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:49.280 general rule of thumb. Anytime something starts with largely hydrogenated 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:53.240 or enriched wheat, it is awful for you from the jump. 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:56.960 That's it. But you said you did something there that 0:10:57.200 --> 0:11:00.439 was in the news recently. Um that was also too 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:02.440 good to be true. Did you see the gas did 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:04.520 you see that? Yeah? Hold, I gotta returned this to 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:07.000 the freezer. It's melting. The dude would just throw it 0:11:07.040 --> 0:11:12.000 away yourself a favor throw away. But my hand is glowing. 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:16.440 Hold on, hold on. Meanwhile, in my freezer, I have 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:19.400 rice Kylie flower from January that I still haven't made, 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:25.120 broccoli florets in my freezer, all frozen foods. These are 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:26.920 the things in my freezer, but I'm not going to 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:29.760 get to them, probably until my next Dr Fat laws 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:35.040 next January. He didn't hear that, so it doesn't count. Hi, 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:38.720 So what do you say about me? No? No, nothing, 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:41.839 just crashing you out. So there's this gas station that's 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:45.080 charging sixty nine cents. That was charging sixty nine cents. 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:47.400 Somebody realized it was an error and it was supposed 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:49.480 to be four sixty nine. So what do they do? 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:52.960 The people started texting each other. Before long they had 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:55.920 a run on gas. That gas they lost thousands of 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:59.600 dollars before they realized the error. But now what does 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:02.000 that he come out of people's pockets? And the reason 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:03.920 why I ask is because I have a similar story 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:06.840 coming up. Well that they only read the headline. Then 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:09.680 the full story is the guy set the price in 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:12.040 the morning. I guess you have to set the price 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:13.480 in the morning to the pumps if they go up 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:15.720 or down. And I guess he was raising the price 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:17.800 to five sixty nine or four sixty nine or whatever 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:20.960 from whatever it was. And he set the sixty nine 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:23.800 but didn't set the dollar amount. So the gas was 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:26.560 going out at sixty nine cents. Everybody paid that, but 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:29.760 he couldn't make people who drove away pay anything. So 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:32.199 that guy is they're trying to make him paid the 0:12:32.240 --> 0:12:34.880 fifteen thousand, So he started to go fund me or 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:37.319 kick one of those right, So apparently he's got like 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:40.240 people have donated five thousand dollars to it, but he 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:44.160 always on the ten thousand dollars. Yes, So basically all 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:47.680 those people collectively that got all that gas at the 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:50.960 wrong price, they should have said something when when but 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:55.520 ten dollars should have But are they held liable? No, 0:12:55.600 --> 0:13:01.400 you're not liable, you're morally okay, he's why that is great? 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:08.480 Hold that thought. We'll be right back and rody. Are 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:12.720 you saying my burritos shouldn't be forty two cents? Yeah? 0:13:12.840 --> 0:13:15.040 I'm thinking that that was an error. I don't think 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:16.640 it was going came up, and it came up in 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:21.640 the registers forty two cents. Somebody mislabeled your burrito the 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:26.200 same way that people mislabeled that. Someone mislabeled the gas thing. 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:28.840 And you should have reported it because you know that 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:31.679 ship was not forty two cents? So how are you anymore? 0:13:32.040 --> 0:13:35.040 Hold on? You just called all those gas stealers wrong. 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:38.400 They are wrong. But I didn't say that that the 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:40.960 thing was mislabeled. I said I thought it might not 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:43.160 come up in the register. But if it didn't, isn't 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:46.480 it your isn't your civic duty? Is it your isn't 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:51.679 it your responsibility to then be a better person and say, hey, 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:54.320 uh this something is not making sense here. You're only 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:56.600 charging me forty two cents? Is that? Is that? In? 0:13:56.960 --> 0:13:59.720 Is that you know kind of punched in right? You 0:13:59.760 --> 0:14:01.760 know in the machine, you know, in the computer, and 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:03.800 I guess it was being discounted. Look, if you go 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:05.880 to a supermarket and as a sign and the price 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:08.160 is wrong, they're obligated to give it to you. I 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:11.040 get that, right. But once you pointed out, they change 0:14:11.040 --> 0:14:15.280 it immediately. Right, they go and change it. If I say, hey, 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:18.319 so it is marked wrong, they honor the price, and 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:19.960 then I tell them where it is and they immediately 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:23.120 go change it. But we just people didn't mention it, 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:27.120 and all day rang up fifteen thousand dollars in debt. 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:32.280 That was collectively, but each individual person rang up about 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:36.640 gas and for sixty nine cents a gallon. Again, the 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:40.000 first guy, the first guy, a woman could have said, hey, listen, man, 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:43.160 it is what it is. I paid what I had 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:45.480 to pay, but I think your price is wrong. I'm 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:49.080 making the analogy. Then by that logic, Brodie, you took 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:51.520 a burrito out of the freezer that was marked forty 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:54.000 two cents, and then when you they rang it up 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:57.480 and rang up as forty two. At that point, you 0:14:57.480 --> 0:14:59.560 could have done the same thing and saying, hey, by 0:14:59.600 --> 0:15:03.080 the way, it's kind of weird that I did. I 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:05.440 said to Avina that was her name. The cashier at 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:08.560 Wegmans Avena. I read her name tag and I said, 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:11.240 I was bringing up at forty two because I wanted 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:12.200 to check, but I don't want to be like the 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:15.760 guy who's sure springs up properly. She said yeah. I said, 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:18.640 that's weird because the other ones at to forty nine. 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:21.920 She said it must be on sailor being discounted or discontinued. 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:27.480 So story, the sign was professionally printed forty two cents 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:30.440 and the register rang up forty two cents, and my 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:34.040 forty my burritos, even if they were in the system. 0:15:34.080 --> 0:15:36.800 Wrong is eight bucks, not fifteen thousand. But I did 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:39.120 bring it up to a Vina that's her name, okay, 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:43.320 because and I'll put up a video the woman in 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:46.320 front of me, I went on the line the fifteen 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:50.040 items are less line and you have to bring your 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:55.200 own bags in New Jersey. This woman had seven bags 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:58.360 worth the merchandise that Avina had her help her pack 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:01.720 on the express law. And then she said hold on 0:16:01.840 --> 0:16:04.320 me right back. She went and grabbed more produce. I 0:16:04.320 --> 0:16:06.680 had a wet She probably found out that the burrito 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:09.840 is gonna grabbed a few of those while she was 0:16:09.880 --> 0:16:12.360 all right, well, you know the reason why I was 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:16.040 talking about gas for a second ago. It leads me 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:18.360 to something that happened to me over the weekend. And 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:20.960 and by the way, over the weekend, this is a 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:25.080 separate story people were deeming me. I get it. Brodie's 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:27.600 gonna be pissed he didn't get his steak dinner. I 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:29.960 went for a steak dinner on Saturday night. It was 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:33.880 the Jersey Kid's birthday, and he invited me and my 0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:36.960 girlfriend down to hang out with him at the Butcher's block. 0:16:37.240 --> 0:16:40.520 Not not a client, uh not not a sponsor. You 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:44.080 should And I did a little I'm going again. I'm 0:16:44.080 --> 0:16:48.440 going again on Friday night. So so we're hanging out 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:50.520 at the place, and and I obviously, you know, put 0:16:50.560 --> 0:16:52.560 the meat, you know, the meat locker, you know, like 0:16:52.640 --> 0:16:55.200 and the people like, oh, Brodie steaked dinner, stake like, 0:16:55.240 --> 0:16:57.240 this has nothing to do with Brodie. This is nothing 0:16:57.240 --> 0:17:01.640 to do Brody. I'm sorry, Jersey Case support. The Jersey 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:04.920 Kid should have invited. Brody is not my half a 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:07.000 steak dinner too, he does he does you a steak 0:17:07.040 --> 0:17:10.760 dinner and not a half one a full. So anyway, 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:13.439 so on the way home from that I stopped for gas. 0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:16.239 Now this is where it gets fuzzy. I was on 0:17:16.640 --> 0:17:20.480 a stretch of road that I thought it was. It 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:24.119 was like gas station Row. One place was there that 0:17:24.160 --> 0:17:27.399 was your mother's name in high schools station Row? Yes, yeah, Hio. 0:17:28.000 --> 0:17:30.280 And so I pulled up in one place and and 0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:32.320 lights were on. Nobody was home. I pulled up a 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:34.399 second place. Some of these places. Your father's nickname in 0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:38.560 some of these places. So these gas stations, we had 0:17:38.560 --> 0:17:41.120 the lights full on and everything, but no attendant came out. 0:17:41.160 --> 0:17:43.800 And in Jersey you cannot pump your own gas. Let's 0:17:43.880 --> 0:17:45.880 keep that in mind for a second. In New Jersey. 0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:48.600 Everything in New Jersey, you know, for that you have 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:50.199 to wait for the attendant. In fact, they have an 0:17:50.200 --> 0:17:52.800 attendant lock on it on the pass code, so it's 0:17:52.800 --> 0:17:54.840 an attendant mode. So you can't get gas out of 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:57.280 there unless the attendant comes and punch some of them, 0:17:57.280 --> 0:17:59.399 play some of them, some of them. So anyway, I'm 0:17:59.440 --> 0:18:02.480 on my third of with gas station. I get gas, 0:18:03.160 --> 0:18:08.960 comes to maybe it comes to sixty five. I give 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:11.600 the guy a hundred, he gives me back. You paid 0:18:11.640 --> 0:18:15.560 cash for gas? Yes, and yes I do sometimes on 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:17.640 this case I did. I gave him a hundred dollar bill, 0:18:17.960 --> 0:18:20.160 uh for sixty five dollars. I had a hundred dollar bill. 0:18:20.280 --> 0:18:22.600 I gave it to him sixty five. Gives me thirty 0:18:22.600 --> 0:18:25.920 five and change, roll up the window. See you later. 0:18:26.480 --> 0:18:30.160 Get home. The next not even the next that that night. 0:18:30.200 --> 0:18:33.000 The next morning, I go to put my wallet in 0:18:33.040 --> 0:18:35.160 my in my shorts and I pick up my wallet 0:18:35.520 --> 0:18:38.000 and I'm like, the guy gave me all fucking singles, 0:18:38.000 --> 0:18:40.880 and he literally had had like ten singles in there, 0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:42.919 and fives and tens he didn't have He didn't have 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:45.520 change for a hundred, which is weird because thirty five dollars. 0:18:46.040 --> 0:18:49.280 So I'm looking through the my change, and I realized 0:18:50.720 --> 0:18:53.840 that he gives me in there was the thirty five 0:18:53.880 --> 0:18:58.199 dollars plus my hundred dollar bill. He he did one 0:18:58.240 --> 0:19:00.199 of those things where he took the hundred from me, 0:19:00.680 --> 0:19:03.479 reached do into his pocket and must have combined all 0:19:03.520 --> 0:19:05.480 the money when he as he was counting the money 0:19:05.480 --> 0:19:08.040 to hand me back my change. I find out now 0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:10.960 the next morning he gives me. He gave me back 0:19:10.960 --> 0:19:13.400 a hundred thirty five dollars in change. You didn't count 0:19:13.440 --> 0:19:15.440 your change when he gave you the change. No, because 0:19:15.480 --> 0:19:17.720 I saw a twenty and a bunch and a lot 0:19:17.760 --> 0:19:20.159 of singles, and I'm like, okay, it's it's right. I 0:19:20.200 --> 0:19:22.760 did not count my change. I'm not going home with 0:19:22.800 --> 0:19:26.000 thirty four dollars, my friend, I'm counting that ship. Well, 0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:28.560 you know what a dollar can buy you. I understand 0:19:28.600 --> 0:19:33.000 that I trust Burrito's. I usually trust. I usually trust 0:19:33.040 --> 0:19:35.320 these people to do the right thing. Well, now you've 0:19:35.400 --> 0:19:37.800 learned a lesson, because now you learned that the guy 0:19:37.800 --> 0:19:39.960 doesn't count well, which means he could have ripped off. 0:19:40.000 --> 0:19:43.399 But too, I hope you're driving back there. Well, that's 0:19:43.560 --> 0:19:46.959 the thing. It's forty five minutes away, and it's on 0:19:47.000 --> 0:19:49.000 a stretch of road that was in the dark at 0:19:49.000 --> 0:19:51.680 one o'clock in the morning that I don't know which 0:19:51.720 --> 0:19:53.840 gas station I was even at. And it was a 0:19:53.840 --> 0:19:56.359 cash transaction. No, got no credit card. It was a 0:19:56.359 --> 0:19:59.520 cash transaction. So I'm sitting here now thinking like, oh 0:19:59.520 --> 0:20:02.360 my god, because had I known that this fucker gave 0:20:02.400 --> 0:20:04.439 me a hundred dot my my hundred, all, I'd like, 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:07.159 excuse me, he didn't take my money, because that's what 0:20:07.359 --> 0:20:09.320 definitely have had it happened, unless there was another hundred 0:20:09.480 --> 0:20:12.639 stuck in the middle there from someone else's gas. You 0:20:12.640 --> 0:20:15.080 know that, because it wasn't one of your many hundred 0:20:15.080 --> 0:20:19.560 dollar bills with the hundreds. Nope, nope, nope, nope. I 0:20:19.560 --> 0:20:21.879 only had a hundred dollars on me, so it was 0:20:22.080 --> 0:20:23.560 I had a hundred twenty on me. That was it, 0:20:23.600 --> 0:20:24.840 and then had the hunt. I gave the guy a 0:20:24.880 --> 0:20:27.560 hundred so I came back with that money, and now 0:20:27.680 --> 0:20:31.159 I feel like absolute shit. I don't know. I remember 0:20:31.200 --> 0:20:33.440 going to a BP, to an Exxon, and a Mobile 0:20:33.480 --> 0:20:35.959 and and a Sonocco, and I one of them. At 0:20:35.960 --> 0:20:38.359 one of those four, we actually got service and we 0:20:38.440 --> 0:20:40.320 got the uh we got gas, and I don't know 0:20:40.359 --> 0:20:43.000 which one it was because at that point it was late. 0:20:43.240 --> 0:20:46.680 I was gonna meet I was gonna meet Coma, and 0:20:46.760 --> 0:20:49.080 my girlfriend was like, well, let's just go home, and 0:20:49.240 --> 0:20:51.680 she was asleep and she didn't She couldn't remember. She 0:20:51.800 --> 0:20:53.800 doesn't look at those things. That's too much detail for her. 0:20:54.000 --> 0:20:57.920 You don't remember the company, the gas company. I don't 0:20:58.200 --> 0:20:59.760 If you saw a picture of it, would you know what? 0:20:59.800 --> 0:21:01.680 Would you? Well, they know what a BP looks like, 0:21:01.800 --> 0:21:03.040 but I don't know. If I was at a BP, 0:21:03.200 --> 0:21:05.880 I remember stopping. I'm okay. What I'm saying is, here's 0:21:05.880 --> 0:21:07.680 a couple of a couple of things. Number One, you 0:21:07.720 --> 0:21:10.840 can go on Google Maps or Google Earth and look 0:21:10.920 --> 0:21:12.960