Speaker 1: Start uf dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Buoys, dat Up. They're making noise Data dot Up
Speaker 1: Episode two one sound so slow that time? What he
Speaker 1: just amped I think I was just I'm amped up,
Speaker 1: like I couldn't wait. You can't wait, No, I want
Speaker 1: I just was excited. I have so much stuff to
Speaker 1: talk about. We have so many talkbacks, we have sound.
Speaker 1: You have a thing that's gonna cause a problem. I
Speaker 1: have something that's controversial that I think people offensive. I know,
Speaker 1: but you want my help. But you said it's controversial,
Speaker 1: So I'm excited about that when you need my help.
Speaker 1: We in second quarter? Are we are we? Well? It depends.
Speaker 1: Look in the mirror. I'll tell you what. That's why
Speaker 1: I asked, because I'm starting. It's getting to the point
Speaker 1: where my uh, the band on my boxers just starting
Speaker 1: to bend a little. When I sit down and on
Speaker 1: the box a little fold over. When I get little
Speaker 1: fold over in these boxers with the top band, it's
Speaker 1: like that means my stomach is starting. It's starting to
Speaker 1: push the band get muffing your muffing. It's it's getting close.
Speaker 1: I gotta stole you. You're a quarter ahead. I gotta
Speaker 1: I gotta put I gotta put the brakes on. I
Speaker 1: I went to the story yesterday. I bought all healthy
Speaker 1: ship because I'm like, I gotta stop right now. I
Speaker 1: bought mulberries. Who the funk eats mulberries? I eat mulberry bush.
Speaker 1: If you know what I'm saying, Dude, have you had
Speaker 1: a mulberry? No, it comes off around the bush. It
Speaker 1: comes off as granola, but it has a weird texture
Speaker 1: like raisins on the inside, and it's very They're very sweet.
Speaker 1: But that's not going to keep you from eating six
Speaker 1: donuts when they come in. That's the issue. I can't.
Speaker 1: It's not yeah, you know, you know what you're doing.
Speaker 1: You're in you're in uh phase one of weight loss.
Speaker 1: Will you do the easy part? You go and you
Speaker 1: buy baby carrots, and you buy fucking elderberries? Whatever you eat? Now?
Speaker 1: I got hummus, I got, Yeah, you get all that
Speaker 1: you got? Who'sa wats it's? You know? Even if I
Speaker 1: even went for the oil less hummus. Yeah, oil is
Speaker 1: like the shopping shot. You buy a bag of lettuce,
Speaker 1: you right, you gotta get the you get the shredded carrots,
Speaker 1: and then you go for the the healthy, the flowerless,
Speaker 1: you know, candy or chocolate like like like, for instance,
Speaker 1: you have by Thursday, you've got a craving for real
Speaker 1: chocolate because you've been cheating yourself out of chol. Right,
Speaker 1: I meant the cookies, and then they have these flowerless
Speaker 1: cookies for gluten free people, and I'm like, well this
Speaker 1: tastes good. But meanwhile, you don't realize that you just
Speaker 1: eating a load of you're eating a load of sugar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well you're eating all they're the crap. Yeah it's bad.
Speaker 1: But you know, what I had for dinner was a
Speaker 1: couple of stalks of celery and that was it. But
Speaker 1: I'm hungry. So now that's because that's not a healthy
Speaker 1: way to diet. Did my new commercials teach you nothing?
Speaker 1: You know, I'm sitting here and I can go now.
Speaker 1: I think about pass sponges. I can go for some
Speaker 1: Feltman's hot dogs, steaks. Let's go bring it on. Oh.
Speaker 1: I had a feast I'll tell you about in a
Speaker 1: little while on Sunday for my father's birthday. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: he got I had some issues there. What your father?
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that later. Speaking of eating healthy, I
Speaker 1: I went for the discount rather than the healthy today,
Speaker 1: and I wanted your opinion. What would you have done
Speaker 1: considering now you're thinking about how you eat. Now you
Speaker 1: know I'm trying to eat better, right except when I
Speaker 1: splurt an auto Chok pizza comes up to the to
Speaker 1: the station. And so I went shopping today. I went
Speaker 1: to Whole Foods because I was in the area. I
Speaker 1: don't normally go. No, I'm not Whole Foods. I'm sorry. Wegman's, Well,
Speaker 1: look at you being a boogie bastard like me. Wegman's
Speaker 1: the Bogies, but maybe most incredible supermarket chain, at least
Speaker 1: on the East Coast that I know of. Speaking of chains,
Speaker 1: I know Fogo to Child's to chain. I just meant
Speaker 1: it's not a theme restaurant, it's upscale. But the Mets
Speaker 1: were talking about on the chain. By the way, thank
Speaker 1: you for hold on. Thank you for all of your talkbacks.
Speaker 1: We were not even gonna go over those. We got
Speaker 1: all of your talk backs about Phogo to child being
Speaker 1: a chain. I was right, except for the one person
Speaker 1: that said it's pronounced Fogo to something It's not. I
Speaker 1: just called three Fogo to chows and they all confirmed
Speaker 1: it's Fogo to chow. So that's yeah, Okay, anyway, so, uh,
Speaker 1: Wegman's is unbelieable. Wegmans and Stu Leonards are the best
Speaker 1: supermarkets in the East coast, Okay, at least northeast. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: So I'm at Wegman's and I got some normal stuff,
Speaker 1: some healthy stuff, and I'm walking down the frozen food
Speaker 1: aisle and they always catch my eye. There's four or
Speaker 1: five flavors of Tina's burritos. They're individual burritos. They're not healthy,
Speaker 1: they're not close to healthy. They're three forty calories and
Speaker 1: like eighteen grahams of fat. But if you wanted a burrito,
Speaker 1: you could have a burrito, Like once a week, you
Speaker 1: treat yourself to a burrito. Right. I love Tina's burritos.
Speaker 1: I haven't had one in a couple of years. Do
Speaker 1: they come off as healthy by the way looked with
Speaker 1: the packaging and it I don't like the trick I
Speaker 1: don't like the trickery. A lot of these places, or
Speaker 1: a lot of these you know brands, they put hand green.
Speaker 1: Everything's green, everything's like leafy and plant. But meanwhile it's
Speaker 1: it's again loaded with carbs and shars, or they or
Speaker 1: they put organic on like organic chips. They're just still
Speaker 1: greasy and fattening chips. They just they used so they
Speaker 1: didn't have they weren't sprayed with pesticides at some point.
Speaker 1: I'm exaggerating, but they're not healthier necessarily. Some of them
Speaker 1: are are less fat. The baked ones are less fat,
Speaker 1: less less unhealthy anyway. So I'm looking at the barritos.
Speaker 1: I'm going, you know, I shouldn't get a burrito. I
Speaker 1: shouldn't get a burrito. I'm trying to I just bought
Speaker 1: a bag of romaine lettuce. I did all. I'm doing it,
Speaker 1: but I'm actually doing the good stuff, Like you buy
Speaker 1: the stuff, but then you got an eat bad. So
Speaker 1: I said, you know, how bad as a teena's burrito, right,
Speaker 1: I'm just so. I opened the door to the freezer
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you know, I'm just gonna look at it.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna look at it, yeah, and give it
Speaker 1: google eyes. I'm giving it to Google eyes. And I
Speaker 1: see that the the spicy chickens to forty nine for
Speaker 1: a burrito, and there's some other flavor that the cheese
Speaker 1: enchilado one. I think to forty nine. Then I look
Speaker 1: at the hot red bean and beef one. I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's discontinued. I don't know if it's so
Speaker 1: what about it? Forty two cents? Scary forty two cents.
Speaker 1: So I took a picture of it because I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: this can't be real. I'm like, I gotta get one.
Speaker 1: Forty two cents. I take one, and I go splurge.
Speaker 1: I'll take and I went, wait a minute, the two cents.
Speaker 1: How do I not get a bunch of them for
Speaker 1: forty two cents? So I completely throughout the fact that
Speaker 1: they're not healthy because they're they're a deal. I chose
Speaker 1: a deal. So when you see me gain ten pounds,
Speaker 1: go bro, do you look like you save some money? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: You know what, though I don't, Okay, this is gonna
Speaker 1: sound crass. I'm starting to I'm not look at the
Speaker 1: price so much as I am about the amount of
Speaker 1: ingredients in a package. So it's been taught to me
Speaker 1: that if you're gonna go for chips or one of these,
Speaker 1: you know, junk food things that are quote processed, you
Speaker 1: look at the back of the look at the label.
Speaker 1: The less ingredients that are in there, the better it
Speaker 1: will be for you normally, unless your order, unless you're
Speaker 1: buying Crisco. And let me reiterate, there was less digits
Speaker 1: in the price of these burritos. But see that's that's
Speaker 1: where two digits. That's where you and I differ. I
Speaker 1: looked at the label and it said two digits. I
Speaker 1: don't know how many ingredients there are. I'm sure there's
Speaker 1: xanthem gum and all kinds of other stuff that one.
Speaker 1: Let me go get one read the ingredients. I will
Speaker 1: tell you that anything that says partially hydrogenated blank, anything
Speaker 1: that says high FRUC dose cords syrup, anything that says
Speaker 1: enriched wheat flour, all awful things for us. And then
Speaker 1: obviously things that end in OHS O S glucose, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: sucros dextros um, forget about malatol and things like that.
Speaker 1: Terrible things. These are things I've learned over the years.
Speaker 1: By the way, here's the sound of a frozen burrito wrapper. Yes,
Speaker 1: let me see if I can read this, because everything
Speaker 1: is small. It's a small burrito, alright, three calories, sixteen
Speaker 1: grams of fat. It does not say on the label
Speaker 1: forty two cents, but you know it shouldn't so because
Speaker 1: it was forty two cents and fattening that that's better.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get it. You're gonna buy it. Every time
Speaker 1: you're gonna order it. You're gonna eats you kidn't. That's
Speaker 1: one of the things I love about Chinese food. You
Speaker 1: can you get feast for fifteen bucks. All right? Let
Speaker 1: me see on a second, So what what what does
Speaker 1: it say? I'm trying to look at the label, but
Speaker 1: it's it's got to be loaded with beans. But the
Speaker 1: thing a beam by itself is good for you, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: bean ingredients. I guess this is because it's a it's
Speaker 1: a burrito. Enriched flower. By the way, how many lines
Speaker 1: of ingredients hold on holmie, hold on enriched flower? What
Speaker 1: did I say? Which is bleached wheat, flour, nyacin, reduced iron, thiamine,
Speaker 1: man mono nitrate, ribo flaving right off, right off, hold
Speaker 1: your folic acid water? So that's so so top ingredients
Speaker 1: flour with all that ship in it. Water here comes
Speaker 1: Then it got beef, pinto beans, tomato paste, soybean oil.
Speaker 1: That's bad for you. And then it says contains two
Speaker 1: or less dehydrated onion, textured vegetable proteins and no vegetables, salt,
Speaker 1: modified food starts because you don't want that real food, starch,
Speaker 1: halapeno puree, and that's it. No, wait a minute, apparently
Speaker 1: there's another side of the ingredients. I only took on
Speaker 1: took a picture of one column because it's small, but
Speaker 1: it said less than two once it starts to get
Speaker 1: into that. Yeah, but hold on, let me, I gotta
Speaker 1: keep going here. Hold on the paragraph too, No pepricorn,
Speaker 1: citric acid, baking powder, multidextron odium, bicarbo, terrible things, terrible
Speaker 1: thing starts. Sodium, aluminium sulfate, aluminium, selfate, calcium sulfate, mono calcium,
Speaker 1: fus fate amount, guar, gum. There's the spices, ground red pepper, crust,
Speaker 1: red pepper, garlic, powdered caramel, color, dough conditioner, sodium Is
Speaker 1: that for its hair? Yeah? I think csle we have
Speaker 1: to return it. Corn starch, micro crystalline cellulose. Forget it, man,
Speaker 1: it's I was out of dude. Dude, you had me
Speaker 1: at enriched wheat flour the very first thing on there,
Speaker 1: and it contains wheat and soy, soy. That should kill
Speaker 1: general rule of thumb. Anytime something starts with largely hydrogenated
Speaker 1: or enriched wheat, it is awful for you from the jump.
Speaker 1: That's it. But you said you did something there that
Speaker 1: was in the news recently. Um that was also too
Speaker 1: good to be true. Did you see the gas did
Speaker 1: you see that? Yeah? Hold, I gotta returned this to
Speaker 1: the freezer. It's melting. The dude would just throw it
Speaker 1: away yourself a favor throw away. But my hand is glowing.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on. Meanwhile, in my freezer, I have
Speaker 1: rice Kylie flower from January that I still haven't made,
Speaker 1: broccoli florets in my freezer, all frozen foods. These are
Speaker 1: the things in my freezer, but I'm not going to
Speaker 1: get to them, probably until my next Dr Fat laws
Speaker 1: next January. He didn't hear that, so it doesn't count. Hi,
Speaker 1: So what do you say about me? No? No, nothing,
Speaker 1: just crashing you out. So there's this gas station that's
Speaker 1: charging sixty nine cents. That was charging sixty nine cents.
Speaker 1: Somebody realized it was an error and it was supposed
Speaker 1: to be four sixty nine. So what do they do?
Speaker 1: The people started texting each other. Before long they had
Speaker 1: a run on gas. That gas they lost thousands of
Speaker 1: dollars before they realized the error. But now what does
Speaker 1: that he come out of people's pockets? And the reason
Speaker 1: why I ask is because I have a similar story
Speaker 1: coming up. Well that they only read the headline. Then
Speaker 1: the full story is the guy set the price in
Speaker 1: the morning. I guess you have to set the price
Speaker 1: in the morning to the pumps if they go up
Speaker 1: or down. And I guess he was raising the price
Speaker 1: to five sixty nine or four sixty nine or whatever
Speaker 1: from whatever it was. And he set the sixty nine
Speaker 1: but didn't set the dollar amount. So the gas was
Speaker 1: going out at sixty nine cents. Everybody paid that, but
Speaker 1: he couldn't make people who drove away pay anything. So
Speaker 1: that guy is they're trying to make him paid the
Speaker 1: fifteen thousand, So he started to go fund me or
Speaker 1: kick one of those right, So apparently he's got like
Speaker 1: people have donated five thousand dollars to it, but he
Speaker 1: always on the ten thousand dollars. Yes, So basically all
Speaker 1: those people collectively that got all that gas at the
Speaker 1: wrong price, they should have said something when when but
Speaker 1: ten dollars should have But are they held liable? No,
Speaker 1: you're not liable, you're morally okay, he's why that is great?
Speaker 1: Hold that thought. We'll be right back and rody. Are
Speaker 1: you saying my burritos shouldn't be forty two cents? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm thinking that that was an error. I don't think
Speaker 1: it was going came up, and it came up in
Speaker 1: the registers forty two cents. Somebody mislabeled your burrito the
Speaker 1: same way that people mislabeled that. Someone mislabeled the gas thing.
Speaker 1: And you should have reported it because you know that
Speaker 1: ship was not forty two cents? So how are you anymore?
Speaker 1: Hold on? You just called all those gas stealers wrong.
Speaker 1: They are wrong. But I didn't say that that the
Speaker 1: thing was mislabeled. I said I thought it might not
Speaker 1: come up in the register. But if it didn't, isn't
Speaker 1: it your isn't your civic duty? Is it your isn't
Speaker 1: it your responsibility to then be a better person and say, hey,
Speaker 1: uh this something is not making sense here. You're only
Speaker 1: charging me forty two cents? Is that? Is that? In?
Speaker 1: Is that you know kind of punched in right? You
Speaker 1: know in the machine, you know, in the computer, and
Speaker 1: I guess it was being discounted. Look, if you go
Speaker 1: to a supermarket and as a sign and the price
Speaker 1: is wrong, they're obligated to give it to you. I
Speaker 1: get that, right. But once you pointed out, they change
Speaker 1: it immediately. Right, they go and change it. If I say, hey,
Speaker 1: so it is marked wrong, they honor the price, and
Speaker 1: then I tell them where it is and they immediately
Speaker 1: go change it. But we just people didn't mention it,
Speaker 1: and all day rang up fifteen thousand dollars in debt.
Speaker 1: That was collectively, but each individual person rang up about
Speaker 1: gas and for sixty nine cents a gallon. Again, the
Speaker 1: first guy, the first guy, a woman could have said, hey, listen, man,
Speaker 1: it is what it is. I paid what I had
Speaker 1: to pay, but I think your price is wrong. I'm
Speaker 1: making the analogy. Then by that logic, Brodie, you took
Speaker 1: a burrito out of the freezer that was marked forty
Speaker 1: two cents, and then when you they rang it up
Speaker 1: and rang up as forty two. At that point, you
Speaker 1: could have done the same thing and saying, hey, by
Speaker 1: the way, it's kind of weird that I did. I
Speaker 1: said to Avina that was her name. The cashier at
Speaker 1: Wegmans Avena. I read her name tag and I said,
Speaker 1: I was bringing up at forty two because I wanted
Speaker 1: to check, but I don't want to be like the
Speaker 1: guy who's sure springs up properly. She said yeah. I said,
Speaker 1: that's weird because the other ones at to forty nine.
Speaker 1: She said it must be on sailor being discounted or discontinued.
Speaker 1: So story, the sign was professionally printed forty two cents
Speaker 1: and the register rang up forty two cents, and my
Speaker 1: forty my burritos, even if they were in the system.
Speaker 1: Wrong is eight bucks, not fifteen thousand. But I did
Speaker 1: bring it up to a Vina that's her name, okay,
Speaker 1: because and I'll put up a video the woman in
Speaker 1: front of me, I went on the line the fifteen
Speaker 1: items are less line and you have to bring your
Speaker 1: own bags in New Jersey. This woman had seven bags
Speaker 1: worth the merchandise that Avina had her help her pack
Speaker 1: on the express law. And then she said hold on
Speaker 1: me right back. She went and grabbed more produce. I
Speaker 1: had a wet She probably found out that the burrito
Speaker 1: is gonna grabbed a few of those while she was
Speaker 1: all right, well, you know the reason why I was
Speaker 1: talking about gas for a second ago. It leads me
Speaker 1: to something that happened to me over the weekend. And
Speaker 1: and by the way, over the weekend, this is a
Speaker 1: separate story people were deeming me. I get it. Brodie's
Speaker 1: gonna be pissed he didn't get his steak dinner. I
Speaker 1: went for a steak dinner on Saturday night. It was
Speaker 1: the Jersey Kid's birthday, and he invited me and my
Speaker 1: girlfriend down to hang out with him at the Butcher's block.
Speaker 1: Not not a client, uh not not a sponsor. You
Speaker 1: should And I did a little I'm going again. I'm
Speaker 1: going again on Friday night. So so we're hanging out
Speaker 1: at the place, and and I obviously, you know, put
Speaker 1: the meat, you know, the meat locker, you know, like
Speaker 1: and the people like, oh, Brodie steaked dinner, stake like,
Speaker 1: this has nothing to do with Brodie. This is nothing
Speaker 1: to do Brody. I'm sorry, Jersey Case support. The Jersey
Speaker 1: Kid should have invited. Brody is not my half a
Speaker 1: steak dinner too, he does he does you a steak
Speaker 1: dinner and not a half one a full. So anyway,
Speaker 1: so on the way home from that I stopped for gas.
Speaker 1: Now this is where it gets fuzzy. I was on
Speaker 1: a stretch of road that I thought it was. It
Speaker 1: was like gas station Row. One place was there that
Speaker 1: was your mother's name in high schools station Row? Yes, yeah, Hio.
Speaker 1: And so I pulled up in one place and and
Speaker 1: lights were on. Nobody was home. I pulled up a
Speaker 1: second place. Some of these places. Your father's nickname in
Speaker 1: some of these places. So these gas stations, we had
Speaker 1: the lights full on and everything, but no attendant came out.
Speaker 1: And in Jersey you cannot pump your own gas. Let's
Speaker 1: keep that in mind for a second. In New Jersey.
Speaker 1: Everything in New Jersey, you know, for that you have
Speaker 1: to wait for the attendant. In fact, they have an
Speaker 1: attendant lock on it on the pass code, so it's
Speaker 1: an attendant mode. So you can't get gas out of
Speaker 1: there unless the attendant comes and punch some of them,
Speaker 1: play some of them, some of them. So anyway, I'm
Speaker 1: on my third of with gas station. I get gas,
Speaker 1: comes to maybe it comes to sixty five. I give
Speaker 1: the guy a hundred, he gives me back. You paid
Speaker 1: cash for gas? Yes, and yes I do sometimes on
Speaker 1: this case I did. I gave him a hundred dollar bill,
Speaker 1: uh for sixty five dollars. I had a hundred dollar bill.
Speaker 1: I gave it to him sixty five. Gives me thirty
Speaker 1: five and change, roll up the window. See you later.
Speaker 1: Get home. The next not even the next that that night.
Speaker 1: The next morning, I go to put my wallet in
Speaker 1: my in my shorts and I pick up my wallet
Speaker 1: and I'm like, the guy gave me all fucking singles,
Speaker 1: and he literally had had like ten singles in there,
Speaker 1: and fives and tens he didn't have He didn't have
Speaker 1: change for a hundred, which is weird because thirty five dollars.
Speaker 1: So I'm looking through the my change, and I realized
Speaker 1: that he gives me in there was the thirty five
Speaker 1: dollars plus my hundred dollar bill. He he did one
Speaker 1: of those things where he took the hundred from me,
Speaker 1: reached do into his pocket and must have combined all
Speaker 1: the money when he as he was counting the money
Speaker 1: to hand me back my change. I find out now
Speaker 1: the next morning he gives me. He gave me back
Speaker 1: a hundred thirty five dollars in change. You didn't count
Speaker 1: your change when he gave you the change. No, because
Speaker 1: I saw a twenty and a bunch and a lot
Speaker 1: of singles, and I'm like, okay, it's it's right. I
Speaker 1: did not count my change. I'm not going home with
Speaker 1: thirty four dollars, my friend, I'm counting that ship. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what a dollar can buy you. I understand
Speaker 1: that I trust Burrito's. I usually trust. I usually trust
Speaker 1: these people to do the right thing. Well, now you've
Speaker 1: learned a lesson, because now you learned that the guy
Speaker 1: doesn't count well, which means he could have ripped off.
Speaker 1: But too, I hope you're driving back there. Well, that's
Speaker 1: the thing. It's forty five minutes away, and it's on
Speaker 1: a stretch of road that was in the dark at
Speaker 1: one o'clock in the morning that I don't know which
Speaker 1: gas station I was even at. And it was a
Speaker 1: cash transaction. No, got no credit card. It was a
Speaker 1: cash transaction. So I'm sitting here now thinking like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, because had I known that this fucker gave
Speaker 1: me a hundred dot my my hundred, all, I'd like,
Speaker 1: excuse me, he didn't take my money, because that's what
Speaker 1: definitely have had it happened, unless there was another hundred
Speaker 1: stuck in the middle there from someone else's gas. You
Speaker 1: know that, because it wasn't one of your many hundred
Speaker 1: dollar bills with the hundreds. Nope, nope, nope, nope. I
Speaker 1: only had a hundred dollars on me, so it was
Speaker 1: I had a hundred twenty on me. That was it,
Speaker 1: and then had the hunt. I gave the guy a
Speaker 1: hundred so I came back with that money, and now
Speaker 1: I feel like absolute shit. I don't know. I remember
Speaker 1: going to a BP, to an Exxon, and a Mobile
Speaker 1: and and a Sonocco, and I one of them. At
Speaker 1: one of those four, we actually got service and we
Speaker 1: got the uh we got gas, and I don't know
Speaker 1: which one it was because at that point it was late.
Speaker 1: I was gonna meet I was gonna meet Coma, and
Speaker 1: my girlfriend was like, well, let's just go home, and
Speaker 1: she was asleep and she didn't She couldn't remember. She
Speaker 1: doesn't look at those things. That's too much detail for her.
Speaker 1: You don't remember the company, the gas company. I don't
Speaker 1: If you saw a picture of it, would you know what?
Speaker 1: Would you? Well, they know what a BP looks like,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. If I was at a BP,
Speaker 1: I remember stopping. I'm okay. What I'm saying is, here's
Speaker 1: a couple of a couple of things. Number One, you
Speaker 1: can go on Google Maps or Google Earth and look
Speaker 1: at each gas station to help you remember on that
Speaker 1: street which one it was. Also, you can call a
Speaker 1: couple of them and say the night that's where i'm
Speaker 1: That's where I look like a fool, because what gas
Speaker 1: station is going to answer the phone and say that
Speaker 1: that I don't owe them a hundred dollars. If i'm
Speaker 1: you see, say I think you may have made a
Speaker 1: mistake with the money. Will you guys short any money?
Speaker 1: And if they say, yes, exactly a hundred dollars I
Speaker 1: gave Remember you spend a hundred, I gave you thirty five.
Speaker 1: If he's just he's specific about it. Yeah. And by
Speaker 1: the way, if I can interrupt you for a minute,
Speaker 1: for the people who are listening to the podcast, we're saying,
Speaker 1: fun the girls companies, they make a lot of money.
Speaker 1: I'm paying five dollars a gallon. Funk them. That guy's
Speaker 1: out the money. Gas stations are individually owned and franchised.
Speaker 1: The major companies, you'll never make a dent in them.
Speaker 1: Anything you do it to get the sixty nine sent
Speaker 1: gas guy. He works for the guy who owns the
Speaker 1: gas states. I feel like I feel like I cheated
Speaker 1: this dude out of well. I feel like he might
Speaker 1: have cost him. He might have had to pay you
Speaker 1: know who knows. I mean, if if the the the
Speaker 1: gas owner, then he was not the owner. He was
Speaker 1: at one o'clock in the morning and he was just
Speaker 1: working there, well, then he's gonna be out the hundred.
Speaker 1: Unless the owner is so rich you know that slide
Speaker 1: or do they just not notice it. I think they
Speaker 1: have to notice it. I think I think they have.
Speaker 1: I think the pump gives you a total at night,
Speaker 1: and you have to reconcile the money. It has to be.
Speaker 1: It has to balance each other out right, because he
Speaker 1: enters a cash price, because the cash price is different,
Speaker 1: so those pumps know how much. So his his register
Speaker 1: is short. We'll call it a register short. A hundred
Speaker 1: dollars at the end of the night. That's correct. I
Speaker 1: feel terrible. Plus whatever else he may have made that
Speaker 1: mistake of other people. Well, I gotta be honest, it's
Speaker 1: forty five minutes away on a dark road and I
Speaker 1: don't even end it was a cash transaction. I don't
Speaker 1: know which place it was. I ain't going back. I can't.
Speaker 1: It's it. You win some, you lose some, and I've
Speaker 1: lost a lot over the years. Believe me, that's not
Speaker 1: how it works for that guy. Well, I feel terrible,
Speaker 1: But what am I gonna do? You know you don't
Speaker 1: feel terrible. You feel it, but I feel you know
Speaker 1: you don't feel about you feel terrible. You'd call the guy,
Speaker 1: you could. I just don't know who it was, Okay,
Speaker 1: I just told you how to find out the trouble. Also,
Speaker 1: if the guy, if the guy works there, I could.
Speaker 1: I would imagine he could charge your credit card over
Speaker 1: the phone a hundred bucks. I imagine he takes my
Speaker 1: credit card number over the Okay, you could venmo him
Speaker 1: a hundred dollars. You could pay pal him. There's other
Speaker 1: way you could sell him the money him first, I
Speaker 1: just told you to find him. Give me bucks. I'll
Speaker 1: find him for you. Fuck you, But I don't know
Speaker 1: it was. It was an interesting moment. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like a ship head. You should not how
Speaker 1: we go to commercial? I feel like you feel like well,
Speaker 1: I could throw I could throw in something real quick
Speaker 1: before we go to commercial. Well we're okay ahead, I
Speaker 1: just I'll leave it this before we go to commercial.
Speaker 1: I'll talk about it after the commercial. There's a new
Speaker 1: car logo that's driving that drove me crazy for weeks
Speaker 1: until I googled it, and there are websites talking about
Speaker 1: how people are being driven crazy and how it's a
Speaker 1: terrible logo because nobody can tell you what it says.
Speaker 1: All right, I'll tell you what it is when we
Speaker 1: come back. That's a cliffhanger. But you made me feel
Speaker 1: like dogshit. Well you know, listen, if it was you
Speaker 1: I have, if the show was on the other foot,
Speaker 1: I would drive back. No, you wouldn't. Yeah, slices the
Speaker 1: guy who grabs grape soda out of a refrigerator and
Speaker 1: say the guy who pays forty two cents for a
Speaker 1: burrito and barely says anything about it. You're going to
Speaker 1: drive forty five minutes to a place you don't even
Speaker 1: know where you got the gas to try and go
Speaker 1: on a hunt to find out which place you short
Speaker 1: change and gave you the wrong amount of money back. Okay,
Speaker 1: not that, not that it's forty five Not that it's
Speaker 1: forty five minutes. But I did last week go to
Speaker 1: Whole Foods and you don't have to bring your own
Speaker 1: bags to the supermarket. Now, I had, I left um
Speaker 1: a ten dollar, nine dollar chicken tika Masalam meal underneath
Speaker 1: my bag, and uh, I went back and paid for it.
Speaker 1: I drove back to Whole Foods and paid for it. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would find that smells. I'm I'm I'm a different guy.
Speaker 1: That's how I am. I'm legitimately I would feel guilty
Speaker 1: in most cases. I'm like that too. But the circumstances
Speaker 1: I presented to you still warrants me trying to go
Speaker 1: find that. I don't know, I what if it was
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars, that's starting to get into big, big numbers,
Speaker 1: And I don't know if I could live, you might
Speaker 1: be like a hundred could be like a thousand of him.
Speaker 1: That hundred could be like he may only make four
Speaker 1: or five hundred a week, just saying your heartless passed
Speaker 1: a week. The car logo. So this car company not
Speaker 1: an upscale car company, and a normal company, not like
Speaker 1: a Mercedes Benz, a BMW or Porch. A normal car
Speaker 1: company has redesigned all their cars, a lot of them.
Speaker 1: And I gotta tell you. For a discount car company,
Speaker 1: the cars look awesome, like they look like they're much
Speaker 1: more expensive than they really are in real life. Right,
Speaker 1: but they redid their logo. Now the logo you may
Speaker 1: have seen it on the road, looks like a K
Speaker 1: and a backwards end. Oh, this is the one that
Speaker 1: you showed me and you held up the logo and
Speaker 1: you're like, scary, what kind of car is this? I've
Speaker 1: shown that picture to a bunch of people. I got
Speaker 1: it right, Nobody knows what it is except me, and right,
Speaker 1: you knew what it was. So I went on websites.
Speaker 1: I looked it up before I before I showed you.
Speaker 1: I knew what it was when I showed you. And
Speaker 1: there are marketing websites to talk about how awful this
Speaker 1: logo is, because if people don't know your logo, then
Speaker 1: it's useless as a logo. Well, it bothered me because
Speaker 1: I was like, I thought it was a new car company,
Speaker 1: you know, like Lucid Air. Wouldn't this car anyway, So
Speaker 1: what the hell do you care? That's not true. I
Speaker 1: had a hun Day, which is the sister company of
Speaker 1: this company. It turns out it's k I a it's
Speaker 1: a Kia. Yeah, And at first glance it looks like
Speaker 1: the Volkswagon Volkswagen logo because it's like kind of like
Speaker 1: it's kind of pay in the backwards end and it
Speaker 1: looks like it V and a W. It's weird. So yeah,
Speaker 1: so if you're if you're seeing that logo going what
Speaker 1: kind of sports cars? That it's a Kia. And I
Speaker 1: did make a key of joke today and I'll have
Speaker 1: that in my Unused Jokes segment. I made a key
Speaker 1: of joke that I don't think went over well, but
Speaker 1: I thought it was very funny. We'll get to that, man.
Speaker 1: That's my keyao. I'd like to tell you scare if
Speaker 1: I can about my uh my appointment with the dermatologist.
Speaker 1: All right, may I do that real quick? So if
Speaker 1: you've seen me on the Elvistra and fifty minute morning
Speaker 1: show on which is video, which is on Instagram and YouTube,
Speaker 1: there's a red mark on my left cheek. Now, I've
Speaker 1: had something on my cheek for a couple of years
Speaker 1: because of the pandemic. I was like, bucket, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna you know, I'll worry about it whenever. But it's
Speaker 1: like I thought it was like a pimple, you know,
Speaker 1: like a little post in it. I would pop the
Speaker 1: post and it would be read for a couple of
Speaker 1: days and it would would close up and was fine.
Speaker 1: There would be the pus again. So I decided to
Speaker 1: have it looked at. Now that the pandemic is basically over,
Speaker 1: I'm not wearing a mask to cover up the thing
Speaker 1: on my face with the mask was a godsend for that.
Speaker 1: So I go to a dermatologist. And the thing with
Speaker 1: dermatologist scary is and a lot of doctors now is
Speaker 1: that people are going like two doctors they hadn't been
Speaker 1: going to and so it's like a four month wait
Speaker 1: to go to a dermatologist. So I called up a
Speaker 1: bunch of them, and I called up one that has
Speaker 1: like thirty people in the practice, like it's a mega practice, right,
Speaker 1: And they said, well, the only guy. We only have
Speaker 1: one person available this week. I said, you know, it
Speaker 1: might be skin cancer. I don't know, but I don't
Speaker 1: want to wait four months to thing to find out, right,
Speaker 1: So they said, I, well, we'll we'll give you James.
Speaker 1: James is not a certified dermatologist. He's a dermatologist p
Speaker 1: A or he's he's a certified assistant. He's on his school.
Speaker 1: He's on his way, but he people still struggling right Ramen.
Speaker 1: But online his reviews are off the charts. I looked
Speaker 1: his reviews that they love him. So I'm a guy.
Speaker 1: All the guys gonna do is like, look at the
Speaker 1: thing on my face and diagnose it. So I go
Speaker 1: in for the appointment and and very nice guy, and
Speaker 1: he says, I gotta take a sample and we gotta
Speaker 1: send it out to the lab. It's okay, Well what
Speaker 1: does that entail? He's well, I gotta shoot you at
Speaker 1: novercane to deaden the skin, and then I gotta take
Speaker 1: a razor blade and scrape off some skin and send
Speaker 1: that to the lab. That that's routine, I I know,
Speaker 1: but you know, I was hoping he could just look
Speaker 1: at it and go, oh, I know what that is.
Speaker 1: That's uh, you know, exeema. So so I saw I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, all right, fuck. So it takes this
Speaker 1: need only sticks into my cheek and it's very uncomfortable
Speaker 1: and it deadens the skin. Then the nurse hands him
Speaker 1: a razor blade and I you can't see it because
Speaker 1: it's on your cheek, but you see his his hand
Speaker 1: moving back and forth, and he's like, yeah, he's scraping it.
Speaker 1: He's scraping that ship, right, Yeah, he's taking the sample
Speaker 1: a right, So he says, all right, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: two weeks for the lab, usually could be less, and
Speaker 1: we'll call you with the results. A scar at that point, Well,
Speaker 1: it didn't leave a scar because it's like paper thin,
Speaker 1: like if you if your skin peeled from the sun,
Speaker 1: it'll grow back. So it took I don't know, almost
Speaker 1: three weeks. I didn't hear from them, and my face
Speaker 1: at that point is now like a light pink. It's
Speaker 1: just about healing. Right. They called me from the office
Speaker 1: about two and a half week mark. Hey, Mr brodie're
Speaker 1: terribly sorry, but the oh no, you don't want conversations
Speaker 1: to start out like that. Yeah, well it was something
Speaker 1: that affect but it wasn't. It didn't sound like I
Speaker 1: was dying, but said the lab. The lab said that
Speaker 1: the sample wasn't big enough to test, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: need you to come back in and give another sun.
Speaker 1: I said, I said, what. That's where his inexperience kicks in.
Speaker 1: I said, how how do you you raise the blade?
Speaker 1: In my face? How do you not get the big
Speaker 1: enough sample? So it's just I'm terribly sorry. I don't
Speaker 1: know what happens. We put it in fluid, and then
Speaker 1: when they poured out through a strainer that she was,
Speaker 1: I will bring you and when can you come in?
Speaker 1: I said, well, I'll come in blah blah blah. Day Okay.
Speaker 1: So I go back in and I'm pissed, scary, I
Speaker 1: am not happy. But like, what kind of free does
Speaker 1: or can you get from a dermatologist? Right? Like when
Speaker 1: am I gonna get? So I go in and if
Speaker 1: you steal a stethoscope on the way out, no woman
Speaker 1: named Amy, it calls me Mr Brody. Come in. She's
Speaker 1: the now this at this point, I've made an appointment
Speaker 1: with um with uh what was her name? Uh Carol Carol?
Speaker 1: That was her name. So Carol's the official dermatologist doctor okay,
Speaker 1: older woman, legit and um and I was Amy. Amy
Speaker 1: is the assistant. She's got a mask on. Everyone's get
Speaker 1: the masks on. It's important that I tell you that
Speaker 1: because part of the story. And she brings me into
Speaker 1: the waiting room, into the into the doctor's a little
Speaker 1: office there where I had the scraped on. She's we
Speaker 1: have to get another sample. So I said, I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you, Amy. She was, how are you doing today?
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you I'm really not happy because you know,
Speaker 1: you're gonna stick a big needle in my face again,
Speaker 1: which is very painful, and you're gonna scrape my face
Speaker 1: with a razor. My face is just healing now, and
Speaker 1: you know I gotta wear a bandit on my face
Speaker 1: for two Like it's really inconvenient. Like I wasn't being nasty.
Speaker 1: I was just like, it's really an inconvenience because I'm
Speaker 1: terribly sorry. This happened sometimes. I said, well, how do
Speaker 1: you not get a big enough sample? Oh, that's not
Speaker 1: what happened. The lab messed up. They must have damaged
Speaker 1: your sample and when they were straining it they must
Speaker 1: have shredded it. But that they need another sample. The
Speaker 1: lab messed up. It happens occasionally with terribly sorry. So
Speaker 1: I said, no, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. They said, Amy,
Speaker 1: your office called me and said that you guys messed up.
Speaker 1: It was a cover up. So she says, no, that
Speaker 1: bad communication. They must have gotten bad information. It was
Speaker 1: the lab. So I said, I mean it doesn't make
Speaker 1: sense to me. Why would your office take the blame
Speaker 1: for something? If if, why wouldn't they just say the
Speaker 1: lab messed up? That seems like an obvious lie. How
Speaker 1: would I know? Right, I don't know who the lab
Speaker 1: is and quotes? Why would they admit that they messed up,
Speaker 1: that you guys messed up, and that that the the
Speaker 1: guy that didn't get that's why would they say that?
Speaker 1: I don't know? But it was the lab, all right,
Speaker 1: I go, Amy, that's all right, okay, all right? So
Speaker 1: then Carol comes in and how you doing? Mr Brody?
Speaker 1: I said, I said, I gotta tell you, I'm not happy.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna stick a needle in my face again?
Speaker 1: And raising my face? I said, the lab messed up?
Speaker 1: Like I don't understand it? Say, oh, I'm no, I'm
Speaker 1: terribly sorry. Yeah, what was Jason? Right? If I forget
Speaker 1: the guy's name is Jay Jay? He goes, yeah, Jason
Speaker 1: didn't get a big enough sample. Now I look at
Speaker 1: Amy in the corner. Now stories don't match. Her eyes
Speaker 1: pop open. So I said, oh, that makes sense, because
Speaker 1: that's what you guys told me when you called. But
Speaker 1: Aim here says the lab messed Oh ship so Amy
Speaker 1: was covering for the office. Yeah, well right, right, but
Speaker 1: I saw throw it. So then Carol scrapes my face
Speaker 1: and just I'll be right back. I gotta let it
Speaker 1: set for a minute. I'll be right back. So she
Speaker 1: leaves the office for a second, and I looked at
Speaker 1: Amy and I go, uh huh, Just, I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: thought it was uh huh yeah, right, yeah, right, I said,
Speaker 1: I guess it was Jay didn't get a big enough sample.
Speaker 1: And she looked like so it was the whole time.
Speaker 1: She leaves Boston. So then Carol comes back in and
Speaker 1: she she she waits on my face to stop bleeding
Speaker 1: because I was holding the thing on my face, and
Speaker 1: she puts the band aid on. She says, Mr Brotis,
Speaker 1: let you know, because it was our mistake, We're not
Speaker 1: going to charge you for this visit. So I said, so,
Speaker 1: I said, so, I said, so, wait a minute, you
Speaker 1: thought for a second I was gonna let you charge
Speaker 1: me for this. I go to be honest with you, Carol,
Speaker 1: I was gonna tell you I want a refund for
Speaker 1: my last visit, telling me this is a free visit.
Speaker 1: That's not even I'm already in the hole for a second,
Speaker 1: for free dessert and the intologists office. I I go,
Speaker 1: you you injected me for no reason and scraped my
Speaker 1: face for the razor. So so I so how about
Speaker 1: your refund my code pay from last time? She goes,
Speaker 1: that seems fair. Okay, you caught him, you caught him.
Speaker 1: And by the way, by them trying to pass the
Speaker 1: buck to the layout, I wouldn't have said anything. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have said anything. But then put Amy was like, oh, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the lab messed up, and the cow doesn't know there's
Speaker 1: a line going on. She's like, yeah, you didn't get
Speaker 1: a big enough sample. Thank you, Yeah, thank you for
Speaker 1: telling the truth exactly. And now because they you know,
Speaker 1: that's right, because now now the onus is on them squarely.
Speaker 1: And then they don't make their money off of you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well right, well they made they made the insurance they
Speaker 1: got claim. Yeah, I get it. Wow, it just goes
Speaker 1: to me. So my point is, don't listen to doctors
Speaker 1: all the time when they tell you the lab messed up.
Speaker 1: Now that sometimes it could have been them the lab
Speaker 1: messed up. Is I'm gonna remember that from the rest
Speaker 1: of my life. And Amy should have like the people
Speaker 1: who call you like the front office people. They should
Speaker 1: have been in on it. Someone should tell someone, should
Speaker 1: all get on the same page. You have a little
Speaker 1: meaning about it. By the way, the same messed up
Speaker 1: the movie. Wink wink. Just tell the guy the lab
Speaker 1: messed up. He's not gonna know. And who would know.
Speaker 1: Who's gonna call the lab? You call the lab. You
Speaker 1: would never have gone to that step to call the lab. No,
Speaker 1: no shot. You figured the labs handling a thousand boxes
Speaker 1: a day, a thousand samples ship happens. You got messed up,
Speaker 1: all right, right, but they fucking messed up. And sorry, Amy,
Speaker 1: they just fucked up internally because they couldn't get on
Speaker 1: the same page with their But then she's talking to me,
Speaker 1: David Brodie from the Brooken Boys podcast, and she says
Speaker 1: to me, Hey, we're not gonna charge you. Oh you're
Speaker 1: not gonna charge me. Oh that's big of you. You're
Speaker 1: not gonna charge Oh, because I thought I was gonna
Speaker 1: tell you to put it on my card. Like imagine
Speaker 1: imagine if she said to me like, yeah, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: it's another expense for you, Like the what the fuck
Speaker 1: a body? And scary, I gotta tell you what happened
Speaker 1: to me on Sunday. I was putting the most A
Speaker 1: hundreds in your pocket. That was Saturday. Yeah, Sunday you
Speaker 1: woke up with a hun Sunday up with extra money.
Speaker 1: Uh did you see um? Did you see any part
Speaker 1: of my father's birthday on Instagram? And I know you
Speaker 1: have some things to say about this. Uh you know
Speaker 1: what I Uh, I saw the Instagram post where you
Speaker 1: were grilling at your father's house. You will buy the grill,
Speaker 1: but I did not see the I did not see
Speaker 1: the because I was so upset when you stayed dinner
Speaker 1: like every time that I didn't watch because I was like,
Speaker 1: I didn't watch what happen. I'm gonna double down. First
Speaker 1: of all, the father was a train wreck. That's exactly
Speaker 1: where I'm going with this. But before we get there,
Speaker 1: I just want to give a shout out to Peter
Speaker 1: from mbH ME Purveyors. Not a sponsor, but when somebody
Speaker 1: reaches out to you on it and by the way,
Speaker 1: he's a slice. When someone reaches out to you on
Speaker 1: Instagram and says, hey, listen, I want to send you
Speaker 1: a little care package scary uh for your next barbecue
Speaker 1: because I hear you you barbecue a lot, and you
Speaker 1: you know, because I'm lately I've been at my parents
Speaker 1: house and I've been showing like Spiral. His name is
Speaker 1: Peter Spiral, Sausage on the grill, hold on, So you
Speaker 1: know he's been seeing all that. So he's like, scary,
Speaker 1: I want to hook you up. So what I did
Speaker 1: was I said, perfect, it's my father's birthday coming up.
Speaker 1: I am going to be going to my parents for
Speaker 1: a barbecue on Sunday. Why don't you send a lot,
Speaker 1: you know, send a send a steak, a couple of
Speaker 1: steaks there, and some burgers. This fucker sends fucking meat
Speaker 1: locker of food and I'm like, what the funk are
Speaker 1: you doing? My parents called me up today. They're gonna
Speaker 1: enough food to feed a block party in here. What's
Speaker 1: going on? Because it was a barbecue for fourteen people.
Speaker 1: So anyway, thank you so much for the steaks, the burgers,
Speaker 1: the sausage, the ribs, all of it. Peter, I love you. Hey.
Speaker 1: You know what's on my deck? Um about four ft
Speaker 1: from my hot tub? What a webber grill? Oh? I
Speaker 1: wouldn't know that, Brody, because I've never been to your pool.
Speaker 1: That's That's why I'm saying in your hot so I
Speaker 1: just like to say I'm glad Peter is a fan
Speaker 1: of the podcast. But there's two people on the podcast. Peter,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, But now, Peter, you don't you know you, Peter,
Speaker 1: Peter sent you enough food that I could have been invited,
Speaker 1: but but I wasn't. That's okay. But father's birthday, No, no,
Speaker 1: I get it. I love you father, that's I. But
Speaker 1: but but Peter is getting like client worthy mentioned here
Speaker 1: as if we both got steak nbh me purveyors. They're
Speaker 1: looking awesome. And by the way, Brodie, you know what,
Speaker 1: you know this is turn turn about, turn about turn
Speaker 1: to bring any home for me? I was, you know what,
Speaker 1: I would have brought some steaks and stuff home. Seeing that,
Speaker 1: you know what, maybe I'll go to Brodie's pool, will
Speaker 1: do a little here some steaks. Here's the phone call, Hey, Brody,
Speaker 1: I got a buckload of steaks from and from that place.
Speaker 1: I don't have to say the guy's name. It didn't
Speaker 1: say any steaks. So I got some great steaks. I'll
Speaker 1: bring him over well, barbecue on the webber, you know,
Speaker 1: on the grill. By the way, I might booze you
Speaker 1: with the webber. I I bought crappy, rusted out girls
Speaker 1: for twenty years and I finally got like the cheap
Speaker 1: model webber. I'm just saying, so you could have said
Speaker 1: I'll bring steaks you go. You could You could grease
Speaker 1: my palm a little bit to get over here. I
Speaker 1: think a couple of steaks might be worthy of sitting
Speaker 1: in the chase. And I don't think I have to
Speaker 1: do that. You've repeatedly disinvited me from your pool. Pretend
Speaker 1: like it doesn't exist. Talk about how you're in the
Speaker 1: hot tub watching the met game at nine o'clock at night.
Speaker 1: Love and life degrees and you're fucking hot tub hanging Alison,
Speaker 1: and and and and and Garrett over this weekend he
Speaker 1: brought up two bottles of wine, a red and a white.
Speaker 1: That's the right thing to do. Did he really, Oh
Speaker 1: did Garrett come to your pool? Uh? Wow? Wow, Garrett, Garrett,
Speaker 1: you invited guarantee your fucking pool. Oh did you really? No?
Speaker 1: Became your best be But seriously, you your pool. You
Speaker 1: we've had this, We've had the pool conversation just as
Speaker 1: often as we've had the steak conversation. Okay, and it's
Speaker 1: been a it's a known fact that I'm not invited
Speaker 1: to your pool for some reason. We're best friends. We
Speaker 1: do a great podcast together, but who whoa whoa Listen.
Speaker 1: I love you like like family, but we're best friends.
Speaker 1: Except when you want to go out with your best friends,
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys, your boys from Brooklyn. I'm out on
Speaker 1: that list. Let's let's let's be real here. It's a podcast.
Speaker 1: We're real. I'm like top seven coworker, but we are friends.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I have yet to see your pool. So
Speaker 1: now all of a sudden that I got steak keeping
Speaker 1: my friendly every day and Ganti invited you in her
Speaker 1: a pool that she did. But the thing is, I
Speaker 1: never get the invite to the pool. Had had we
Speaker 1: been hanging out in your pool, the first thing in
Speaker 1: my mind would be like, you know what, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take some steak back from my parents and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: bring it over to Brodie's house and we're gonna we're
Speaker 1: gonna grill together. But you know what's gonna have thought
Speaker 1: it at first? You should have said, I'm gonna know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something nice for scary first, for Brody
Speaker 1: rather and you know what, you had no bigger. It's
Speaker 1: been three four seasons now, you know I've never been
Speaker 1: to your house. I've never been to your kids. On
Speaker 1: the dough. I'm putting the official invite out right now,
Speaker 1: putting on putting official invite right now. Peter from NBH,
Speaker 1: you can come to my house anytime, bring some steaks.
Speaker 1: I'll go right to the source. Pete Baby, Pete, Pete.
Speaker 1: They deliver butcher's boxes to your house. People. They do
Speaker 1: fresh to fresh shot, never first, never frozen. Have a
Speaker 1: house that can be delivered to he wants. He wants
Speaker 1: people to go check out by the way. He gets
Speaker 1: a U. S D. A Prime and the stuff is
Speaker 1: never frozen. He goes, he delivers to your door. It's
Speaker 1: so good. You got to see the quality of this meat. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's so good. And the pork chops to die for. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well thanks Peter. Hey, not a client. I tried to
Speaker 1: get them as a client. They're working on it, but
Speaker 1: there's I'm not gonna say the name of the company
Speaker 1: because they're not a client yet. And I met someone
Speaker 1: from the company and she said so from like one
Speaker 1: of the mark the head of marketing and she said, yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't really advertise, so I'm not I'm not going
Speaker 1: to promote them, but I will tell you there's a company,
Speaker 1: brilliant idea, brilliant idea. They have a fleet of trucks
Speaker 1: that drive around New Jersey. They're like the Amazon trucks,
Speaker 1: but they're this company, and they deliver and prepare food
Speaker 1: with the ingredients and recipes from major restaurants in your
Speaker 1: basic area around the country. It's a brilliant idea. It's
Speaker 1: it's an award winning idea. So, for instance, this truck company,
Speaker 1: this food company, let's stee a house parks out front
Speaker 1: and they'll they'll cook lmb's Promoty Gardens pizza. Let's you say,
Speaker 1: let's use that for an example, because okayeh, what I'm saying. Yes,
Speaker 1: they make one of the best pizzas in the area
Speaker 1: in front of your house. So it's fresh. It's not
Speaker 1: like they get a rosen one and they reheat it
Speaker 1: and they get the ingredients from that said place. They
Speaker 1: know and love that. You're like forty five miles away
Speaker 1: from that you can't go to right now, so it
Speaker 1: comes to you in a truck. They assemble it right there. Right,
Speaker 1: and it's tastes just like you were at that place.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, this is out of a Sieginfeld
Speaker 1: episode because Lane did the same thing I'm going to
Speaker 1: have to do. They they're not in every neighborhood. They're
Speaker 1: in sporadic neighborhoods. Are they in your neighborhood? No? I
Speaker 1: live three or four towns away from the closest one,
Speaker 1: but my buddy Jeff lives in one of the towns.
Speaker 1: You're gonna give a fake ad dress you Jeff's address,
Speaker 1: go over his house, have them cooked the pizza, and
Speaker 1: then just take it at the door, and then go
Speaker 1: home with it and go yeah, why not? Because Elaine
Speaker 1: Elaine wanted like a special Chinese fish dish from some restaurant, right,
Speaker 1: it was fish, right, and they, because you had at
Speaker 1: the restaurant, the wouldn't deliver it to her address. So
Speaker 1: she stood outside someone else's apartment in the street and
Speaker 1: gave that a classic episode a sign classic episode. So okay,
Speaker 1: that's awesome, that's it. So it's a great idea. But
Speaker 1: when I met the woman because I someone knew her
Speaker 1: and I was in an event that she would be at,
Speaker 1: and I said, oh, you're the lady, you know. Uh,
Speaker 1: I see your trucks everywhere. Do you advertise? She says, Oh,
Speaker 1: we had a commercial on satellite radio. That doesn't count.
Speaker 1: So I haven't been on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. So
Speaker 1: I said, you know, I work for the biggest pop
Speaker 1: culture radio station and the largest syndicated morning show, pop
Speaker 1: culture morning show in the country. Uh, and I'm on
Speaker 1: a very successful podcast where we talk about pizza a lot,
Speaker 1: you know. I said, yeah, we find that the trucks
Speaker 1: and word of mouth is working for us. Okay, let
Speaker 1: that work for you until it runs out. Um, So
Speaker 1: back to my death, promote the hell out of it, right,
Speaker 1: So back to my dad. I was completely diverted, so
Speaker 1: I'll just cut right to the chase. So after this
Speaker 1: this brilliant, beautiful barbecue. Um, we we had dessert, and
Speaker 1: then I had which slice set in the dessert from USA?
Speaker 1: I paid Elfred dessert don't go there? So I ended up. Um.
Speaker 1: So we're sitting down at the table now. Now this
Speaker 1: is this is where things when I was a kid
Speaker 1: would get you know, we would kind of go our
Speaker 1: separate ways. So I had I had bald freedk Grani
Speaker 1: there he was in town, a lot of my Brooklyn friends,
Speaker 1: My my Brooklyn friend Jason Smaller you know, and his
Speaker 1: wife Denise, and you know, they're all my age. And
Speaker 1: and then about three other my friend Teddy, my friend Andrea.
Speaker 1: We w uh paused for a second. The slices hark
Speaker 1: back to about three minutes ago when I made when
Speaker 1: I said, long boys, LONGOK. Yeah, I know these people
Speaker 1: thirty five years. These are long before I met David Brodie.
Speaker 1: So these are my neighbors for four years, I understand.
Speaker 1: I know, thirty five years of friendship. And they've been
Speaker 1: coming in and out of my house all those years,
Speaker 1: interacting with my parents, my brother and sister. So we
Speaker 1: were sitting around my dining room table in Brooklyn, my
Speaker 1: parents house, and normally my parents would just get up
Speaker 1: start or they go up to bed, whatever, but my
Speaker 1: father was on one. He was feeling some sort of
Speaker 1: so he's sitting down written with my mother and me
Speaker 1: and then all of my friends and now here we
Speaker 1: are all grown ass adults, and so it's it's weird
Speaker 1: because we weren't kids. It's not like the teenagers thing anymore.
Speaker 1: And my parents were the oh you guys, we're all
Speaker 1: on the same level pretty much as what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: because as you get older, you all level out. So
Speaker 1: now we're all talking about things. Whatever it was. My
Speaker 1: father says, hey, uh, you guys drink scotch. And my
Speaker 1: girlfriend was there too, and Robin was the first one
Speaker 1: to clam up, jump up up, Yeah, I'll take scotch. Robin,
Speaker 1: you drink scotch. Ye, Scotch on the rocks, and then
Speaker 1: Bull fig Ranni jumps in. They all like, yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: take scotch. My father goes to the liquor cabinet, which
Speaker 1: again never see the light of day. Open up the
Speaker 1: liquor cabinet. He's got crazy, a crazy stash. I didn't
Speaker 1: know he had this collection. He puts it all in
Speaker 1: the dining room table. He goes, let's have a Scotch flight,
Speaker 1: meaning look, let's let's sample. So they get the singleized
Speaker 1: cubes and the rock glasses at the rocks glasses and
Speaker 1: everyone's like drinking scotch. And then it's round one, two, three, four,
Speaker 1: And now the hours are going by. We have a
Speaker 1: Grandfather clock, and the thing fucking strikes every fifteen fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: It does its thing, and then on the on the
Speaker 1: top of the hour, it goes bung bung. The clock
Speaker 1: struck eight, then the clock struck nine, and ten. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's fucking ten o'clock already. We're still
Speaker 1: sitting around the table. The stories are getting more weird,
Speaker 1: everything's getting awkward, and then my father's getting crazy loud.
Speaker 1: I've never seen him like this, but he's interacting with
Speaker 1: my friends, and my friends are interacting back, and they're
Speaker 1: having a great laugh and they're like, oh, you're so hilarious,
Speaker 1: Tony uh. And my father goes, you don't make this
Speaker 1: part even better? As if we had some weed? What what?
Speaker 1: And then bald freak Rani jumps up and goes, I
Speaker 1: can make that happen, Mr Scary, And I said, no,
Speaker 1: the funk you can't. I said, you're not going to
Speaker 1: get weed for him. He was gonna call his boy
Speaker 1: and let him deliver a bag a weed for my father.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen your father do this? Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna gonna walk it back for another second. When I
Speaker 1: was a kid and I was in the house and
Speaker 1: we had these parties with my parents and all their friends,
Speaker 1: I remember smelling it. I remember smelling something weird and
Speaker 1: funny at the time that wasn't cigarette smoke, but I
Speaker 1: didn't know what it was when I was a kid.
Speaker 1: So they your parents were jets back then, back then, yes,
Speaker 1: And so I remember they used to go into that.
Speaker 1: They used to go that closed the door in the
Speaker 1: room and go smoke up and they go outside. But
Speaker 1: I remember these parties where weed was around and I was,
Speaker 1: and so that's how I knew what weed was when
Speaker 1: I went to concerts and stuff, like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's the ship my My parents smoke anyway, so I
Speaker 1: knew my my father was like that. But now, like
Speaker 1: worlds collide, is it awkward to smoke up with your parents?
Speaker 1: Because now it's like he's combining my friends that I
Speaker 1: grew up with all these years and now it's him
Speaker 1: and my mom and and then you know, my mother's like, oh,
Speaker 1: Tony stopped, and you don't want weed. He goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, let's smoke right now. Let's smoke a ball.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, whoa, because my father wanted to show
Speaker 1: to my show my friends like all these years, like
Speaker 1: you didn't know this side of me until now because
Speaker 1: you're all you know, you're all grown ass men sitting here.
Speaker 1: It was it was so bizarre. But would you have
Speaker 1: ever smoked with your parents like that, or or even
Speaker 1: had they had that cross cross pollination of it was?
Speaker 1: It was no. I think in a couple of weddings,
Speaker 1: I had apricots sours with my mother. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: about it, right, But you didn't. You didn't even get
Speaker 1: on the drinking tip. No, no, no, no, no, my
Speaker 1: parents my parents born drinkers. Okay, alright, just just wondering.
Speaker 1: Just there you go. And the conversation took a turn
Speaker 1: when he goes, I can't believe it. So did your
Speaker 1: father smoke? No, we didn't get it because no nobody
Speaker 1: had it on them, thankfully, you know. But then he
Speaker 1: started getting into other things and he's like, I could
Speaker 1: I understand he got some crack. I don't understand this
Speaker 1: woke ship. What is it like to be? What is
Speaker 1: being woke? And my friends just fucking cracked the UK up.
Speaker 1: And obviously we turned a corner with that conversation. But
Speaker 1: we'll leave it right there. But just know that there's
Speaker 1: definitely a generation gap, okay between parents and their kids
Speaker 1: and leaving the father is now comfortable enough to get
Speaker 1: to he was throwing all kinds of ship out there.
Speaker 1: And my friend, how how old were you and Ronnie
Speaker 1: when you met? Um? Twelve and twelve? So what if
Speaker 1: twelve year old Ronnie turns to your father in something
Speaker 1: and goes, uh, Mr Scary, someday you and I are
Speaker 1: gonna have a birthday party for you and we're gonna
Speaker 1: smoke pot together. That's exactly what I was thinking. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's just does these are these are different? Right? This
Speaker 1: is what happens like on a TV show would show
Speaker 1: the young actor playing Ronnie smoking to show you that
Speaker 1: like the same people from back then. It's just amazing. Okay,
Speaker 1: Ronnie can't smoke? What you That's terrible. If we didn't
Speaker 1: we didn't get that that that wow, Hey, before we go,
Speaker 1: we can take another break. Um, we got a lot
Speaker 1: of sound to play. I'm looking at that website, the
Speaker 1: meat website. You have to give it. You have to
Speaker 1: plug him again, Scary. Did you have, by any chance
Speaker 1: the prime Black sent me? Yes, yes, he sent me
Speaker 1: one of it. He sent me everything, everything that's on us.
Speaker 1: But do you know how much that cost? Did you
Speaker 1: look at the menu? I don't I don't look a
Speaker 1: look at prices. How many of those Tomahawk ribb eyes
Speaker 1: did you send you Scary two? How much do you
Speaker 1: think they are uncooked? Uh? Uh, it was thick. I'd
Speaker 1: say that, Yeah you could. You could buy one of
Speaker 1: those with your stolen hundred dollar bill. Okay, whatever? Could
Speaker 1: we move on from this is getting be comfortable? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: to play some more when we come back, right, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: the book Boys will be right back. Can I read
Speaker 1: some text messages and do some unused jokes? We could
Speaker 1: do that, like a little throwaway stuff. Well, this is
Speaker 1: the and this is the last segment. This is the
Speaker 1: big hurrah, you know. Okay, So we got a couple
Speaker 1: of text ments. Do we get here so fast? That's
Speaker 1: what I wanted. You were talking on your father was
Speaker 1: doing drugs and what happened. That's it's a blur. It's
Speaker 1: an absolute blur. So I got we got a text
Speaker 1: message today that was reporting a problem. They said, Uh,
Speaker 1: it sounds like the Muppets song Don't don't go ahead
Speaker 1: for me scary. The Muppets song Phenomenon was playing over
Speaker 1: your audio at five to six this morning. I'm listening
Speaker 1: on one oh seven nine in Syracuse phenomenon, so so Phenomenon.
Speaker 1: So I said, I'm sure you mean whenomena. If so,
Speaker 1: what station in city are you listening in because at
Speaker 1: that point I hadn't told me what station, and and
Speaker 1: they said, no, it's definitely does the Muppets song Phenomenon.
Speaker 1: Loved it, but it was one of seven nine at
Speaker 1: a circus, right, So I said, okay, um, I hear
Speaker 1: you and I appreciate you, know, and it's just to
Speaker 1: make sure I don't want to be wrong. I googled
Speaker 1: Muppets and phenomenon. I knew what he meant, right, So
Speaker 1: I said, listen, there's no there's no song by the
Speaker 1: Muppets called Phenomenon. It's actually yeah, let me yeah, we
Speaker 1: we've played this for years on the Big Show. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: but somehow phenomenon it's great. It sounds just like it does.
Speaker 1: So I had I had a great then so I
Speaker 1: got into a little bit of a debate with someone,
Speaker 1: a little bit of a debate. But you Brody gets
Speaker 1: into a debate with someone. Shut I know, I know,
Speaker 1: I know what you're saying. Hard to believe, so hard
Speaker 1: I want men at this person. And this person was
Speaker 1: a lot of fun to talk to. But they sent
Speaker 1: a text message. He said, so, we were talking about
Speaker 1: when people ask you questions about your heritage that they think,
Speaker 1: you know, like asking Gandhi questions about all Indians because
Speaker 1: she's Indian, right, So they wrote, unrelated to what you're
Speaker 1: talking about. But if I know, a scammer is calling
Speaker 1: my phone, I answered the phone speaking in another language.
Speaker 1: I use German, Spanish and Hispanic. They hang up so fast.
Speaker 1: I love it. So I said, that's hilarious. But you know,
Speaker 1: just so you know, Hispanic is not a language. I'm
Speaker 1: curious as to what language is speaking that you think
Speaker 1: is Hispanic. And they wrote back it sure is a language.
Speaker 1: People in Spain aren't Hispanic. They speak Spanish. So Hispanics
Speaker 1: speak a language other than Spanish. So I said, no,
Speaker 1: Hispanic is any country that that derives from Spain originally,
Speaker 1: and or Portugal. Most of them speak Spanish or Portuguese.
Speaker 1: Portuguese is where they when they speak Portugal Portuguese. In
Speaker 1: Portugal they speak Portuguese. I understand Ambrazil. Also, I was
Speaker 1: just saying Hispanic nations if you look up Hispanic countries,
Speaker 1: but Hispanic is derivative of his Spain, Spain, that's where
Speaker 1: his spaniol Espanol. Right. Uh so, I said, so we
Speaker 1: got into a debate and they would convince trying to
Speaker 1: convince me that Hispanic is its own language. They said, no,
Speaker 1: they speak different languages in um Ecuador and al salvadorgo. No, no,
Speaker 1: they speak different dialects of Spanish, the same way people
Speaker 1: in in Georgia speak English differently than Brooklyn, but it's
Speaker 1: still English. Hispanic does not speak to a language, It's
Speaker 1: not a language, right. So that was that was my
Speaker 1: other text message today. So I was like, I just
Speaker 1: wanted to just share that with you. That oh, and
Speaker 1: I sent back, um, I sent a thank you to somebody.
Speaker 1: They said something like, um oh, I'm gonna do that quickly,
Speaker 1: and I wrote back, thank you, bless you for using
Speaker 1: an adverb. And we've talked about this. Quick is a
Speaker 1: is a verb adverb. I'm sorry, quick as a verb,
Speaker 1: and quickly is an adverb, and usually the adverb modifies
Speaker 1: the ReBs. You run quickly, you don't run quick you
Speaker 1: run quickly. Right, So I wrote back, good use to
Speaker 1: the adverb. You made my day, and she wrot back,
Speaker 1: I'm an English teacher. This must be Brody. So that
Speaker 1: made me very proud that people are figuring out it's
Speaker 1: me um that being said, do you have the unused
Speaker 1: jokes music there? It is? Okay, let me let me
Speaker 1: pull up my jokes. So earlier in the week, a
Speaker 1: story came out that a man driving a car crashed
Speaker 1: into a FedEx truck. The interesting part of the story
Speaker 1: is he was getting a blowjob and he lost control
Speaker 1: of the car and crashed into a FedEx truck. So
Speaker 1: my joke was, uh, both the man and the truck
Speaker 1: ended up with a damaged package. Hio not use that one.
Speaker 1: These are, by the way, these are jokes that Brody
Speaker 1: wrote for the show and uh never ended up on
Speaker 1: the air, but they end up on this podcast anyway.
Speaker 1: Now some of them. I understand why they didn't end
Speaker 1: up on the on the show because I was a
Speaker 1: good one. I don't know, maybe they just didn't see it. Uh.
Speaker 1: We had a caller today on the show that was
Speaker 1: they were clearly cheating and googling the lyrics to a
Speaker 1: song contest. We could hear him clicking his keyboard and
Speaker 1: he said, no, no, I'm driving, And my joke was, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're driving, you're driving a Kia board. We didn't get
Speaker 1: to that. A little play on words their keyboard keyboard
Speaker 1: with the old logo. That's a dad joke like that,
Speaker 1: thank you, And then my last one definitely offensive to
Speaker 1: some people. Me. I'll give a funk because that's me. Um.
Speaker 1: Apparently Chris Jenner has a cookbook out, Mama Kardashians cookbook out. Now,
Speaker 1: if you remember, the Kardashians defended o J. Right, right,
Speaker 1: he's partly Robert was part of the law team. Right,
Speaker 1: Chris Jenner who used to be married to the Robert Kardashian. Right,
Speaker 1: that's where the Kardashian name comes from. She has cookbook
Speaker 1: out with Nicole Brown Simpson nachos and she says, those
Speaker 1: are the nachos my good friend Nicole Brown Simpson enjoyed. Right,
Speaker 1: So I guess the Kardashians must have been friends with
Speaker 1: both of them at one point. So he defended O
Speaker 1: J against allegedly not killing or killing his ex wife.
Speaker 1: Then Cole Brown Simpson, who was also friends with the family.
Speaker 1: That seems weird. I didn't know that, but she says
Speaker 1: it's a tribute to her because she liked the nachos
Speaker 1: that way. I'm not taking advantage of the name. Those
Speaker 1: were nachos she loved. So I wrote, the nachos are good,
Speaker 1: but don't try to wash them down with O j
Speaker 1: we did. We did not not do that, Jock on
Speaker 1: the show. I understand why we didn't do that one.
Speaker 1: That's correct. Write the jokes. It's up to the jokes
Speaker 1: that makes the whole world laugh. Barry Manelo, Well, you
Speaker 1: know the the jokes that make the whole world laugh.
Speaker 1: Have we talked about that song? I write the songs
Speaker 1: by Barry Manelo? No, Barry, I think we have. If
Speaker 1: we haven't, I think we have. It's two hundred. He
Speaker 1: didn't write he didn't write that. The irony is he
Speaker 1: didn't write that song. I may named Bruce Johnston or
Speaker 1: Johnson wrote it yet, but he didn't write that song. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So if you listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on
Speaker 1: the I Heart Radio app, you can talk back to us. Now,
Speaker 1: you can listen to podcast and at any time during
Speaker 1: the podcast, hit the microphone and leave us, leave us
Speaker 1: some feedback on what you're listening to. So, now a
Speaker 1: couple of things before we play these. The guy who
Speaker 1: keeps leaving a message saying test testing who was that four?
Speaker 1: You're not gonna hear it? So who's that four? Are
Speaker 1: You're hoping that I would say something? Don't don't leave
Speaker 1: test messages. Leave the message. Well it sounds like you
Speaker 1: didn't respond to it. Just there. Well I'm saying, but
Speaker 1: we're good. We're good, grape soda, We're good. Also, I
Speaker 1: would like to apologize, even though I knew it, I
Speaker 1: absolutely brain fart and I was wrong. We've talked about
Speaker 1: this on the Morning show. In fact, I looked it
Speaker 1: up once too because someone questioned our show and I
Speaker 1: looked it up. I knew but said the wrong thing.
Speaker 1: That Philadelphia Creamed's is from New York in a town
Speaker 1: called Philadelphia in New York state. I said it was
Speaker 1: from Philly, Philly, Pennsylvania. That's a bad brain funt on
Speaker 1: my post. So we're not going to play those because
Speaker 1: by there's a lot of these, but we're just gonna
Speaker 1: pare them down here for you. And as far as
Speaker 1: Chow Chow, as we said earlier, we're not gonna play
Speaker 1: the photo. We have a lot of photo chow Scary
Speaker 1: is right, Brody is wrong. It's a chain, but I
Speaker 1: think it changes like Fridays and whole hands. But the
Speaker 1: change is the change is the chain is a change,
Speaker 1: the change. Okay, how do they charged me? Though? It
Speaker 1: seemed like a like a one on one off? Right
Speaker 1: here we go, Scary. You said something on the last podcast. Um,
Speaker 1: you said that Brody was telling your story about the mailbox.
Speaker 1: Whatever the bird with the bird made the nest in
Speaker 1: Roodie's uh mailbox. You said that you would let it there,
Speaker 1: let it, let it be there. If I remember correctly,
Speaker 1: the last time you had problems with a bird or something,
Speaker 1: I think you pushed it with the room off of
Speaker 1: your balcony, if I remember not. I did not do that.
Speaker 1: You guys put lords in my mouth. I was asking
Speaker 1: for a friend. If you take a broomstick, what to
Speaker 1: do with it? If you, if you, if you're supposed
Speaker 1: to like you know, how do you? How do you
Speaker 1: get a nest out of there? I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: do speaker at the rooftop bar. No, it was before that.
Speaker 1: It was months ago. So you twice now, I tried
Speaker 1: to kill birds. Problems. You know you've got the problem
Speaker 1: is you guys have too good, too good of a memory,
Speaker 1: all of you collectively. Holy fuck, shut up. Fuck up about.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that one was. Anybody want to
Speaker 1: tell us? What were we going on and on and
Speaker 1: on about? Okay, so I it was something I complained about.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a guy who's sick of me saying
Speaker 1: talking about something. Maybe the steak dinner or coming to
Speaker 1: my anything. It could have been anything, bro. But but this,
Speaker 1: this podcast is built upon two grown ass men ranting
Speaker 1: and screaming and yelling over each other and being so
Speaker 1: we do go on and on. And ironic part is
Speaker 1: he told us to stop talking about and then whatever
Speaker 1: he was talking about, he stopped talking about it and
Speaker 1: he got cut off. So play it again. I want
Speaker 1: to get the burbage right for what I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: next cam is a bit say holy fuck, shut up,
Speaker 1: fuck up about insert anything you want. So so guys
Speaker 1: leave his talkbacks for next week's episode of what you think,
Speaker 1: not what you want us to shut the funk up about,
Speaker 1: but what you think he wants to shut the funk
Speaker 1: up about. And that came in on like that, Say
Speaker 1: it's just like that, Jesus, just go shut the funk
Speaker 1: up about and then say what it is. I will
Speaker 1: play those backs. Play those back all right, what's the
Speaker 1: next one? Scary? Are you fucking kidding me? It's a
Speaker 1: monster don'tut pants. By the way, you really think that
Speaker 1: women are going to go out with a guy who
Speaker 1: pretended to be gay just to get close to her
Speaker 1: and then be like surprised and straight and she'll go
Speaker 1: out with him. Yes, I'm sure there are some women
Speaker 1: that will do, but I'm also sure that the majority
Speaker 1: of straight women, including me, would tell him to get
Speaker 1: the funk out of my face. Okay, so you got
Speaker 1: some big fan. I like Monster donut Pants. He's usually
Speaker 1: on the money, but you can't tell scary. Are you
Speaker 1: fucking crazy? No? Woman, Well, maybe some, because now you're
Speaker 1: saying as a chance, right, you opened the door, which
Speaker 1: means I'm right. And by the way, I'm at the
Speaker 1: time that this is happening, and we're talking about if
Speaker 1: you didn't hear the episode about you going into a
Speaker 1: gay bar and and and pretending to be gay, so
Speaker 1: you a woman lets her guard down. I didn't say
Speaker 1: that it's not shifty and you know, sneaky, and that
Speaker 1: that it's an awful tactic, because it is all of those.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, sometimes you may you may you know,
Speaker 1: allow a conversation into your world, and you may give
Speaker 1: someone a chance. So, yes, there are women out there
Speaker 1: who are you know who. I'm not gonna say fall
Speaker 1: for it, but maybe open to a conversation and getting
Speaker 1: to know someone they normally would. I don't want to
Speaker 1: get I don't want it. I don't want to dwell
Speaker 1: on it. We talked about in the last episode. Next message, Hey,
Speaker 1: scary and Broody, I'm just listening to the podcast about
Speaker 1: the gay bar and how you think that girls go
Speaker 1: there to not be bothered by men. Well, if it's
Speaker 1: a gay bar, aren't the girls lesbians? I'm just wondering
Speaker 1: if scariest picking up lesbians. This is Ters from Very Beach,
Speaker 1: Florida formerly Woodbridge, Woodbridge. Uh, yeah, you know something is
Speaker 1: the thing. A gay bar doesn't mean everyone there is
Speaker 1: gay some persuasion, a gay bar is usually men who
Speaker 1: are gay. That's why it's called the game, right, But
Speaker 1: not only lesbian bar is a lesbian But there aren't.
Speaker 1: They were They were lesbians there too. But yes, but
Speaker 1: understand but she would just get you men going to
Speaker 1: see gay men typically typically, But what she used to
Speaker 1: understand is that all gay bars welcome everyone. So there
Speaker 1: are a lot of straight women that go to gay bars.
Speaker 1: I know that's a fact. That's problem. What I'm saying
Speaker 1: is there's probably more straight women than lesbian women, because
Speaker 1: lesbians are if they if they want to meet someone
Speaker 1: there at a lesbian bar. Right, But she's trying to
Speaker 1: say that you don't find straight women in gay bars,
Speaker 1: and that's untrue. That's all hey, boys are calling, and
Speaker 1: I just got to tell you scarier. This is one
Speaker 1: of those conversations talking about the gay bar where the
Speaker 1: more you talk, the worst. She made it for yourself bad.
Speaker 1: You just want to quit it, Okay, but give me
Speaker 1: some context, Bra, What exactly did I say? You know,
Speaker 1: you can't just make a blanket comment like that. You
Speaker 1: nailed that, emailed that. Move on now. Not really, though,
Speaker 1: If you're gonna leave a talk back, say what he
Speaker 1: meant was because you went on and on about how
Speaker 1: like tell him eventually, I'll tell him I'm straight. I
Speaker 1: don't think he agree with you. I think his point
Speaker 1: was all right, I didn't agree with you. He disagreed
Speaker 1: with me. I listen again, I'm not saying that that
Speaker 1: is the right thing to do. I'm just saying people
Speaker 1: do it. And when I got you, Hey Brodie, Scary,
Speaker 1: Scary Brodie, when you guys gonna get my man Spruce
Speaker 1: back on the show. Our needs Spruce on the loose
Speaker 1: on the show. I haven't heard him in a while.
Speaker 1: And and uh, you guys are very funny. Um point
Speaker 1: whenever Scary says something, just kind of pocket in front
Speaker 1: of him. Um. So we're gonna need that to happen
Speaker 1: pretty soon. Thanks guys. Yeah, you know, I saw Spruce
Speaker 1: at the radio station. Yes, we're coming back into the
Speaker 1: building now. And I said, Spruce, when are you gonna
Speaker 1: make it appearance on the Brooklyn Boys podcast? Uh? And
Speaker 1: he said, anytime we want him, we can have him.
Speaker 1: So so I think you and I need to record
Speaker 1: in studio one day and pull him in. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: think that we can, or plan ahead. He's available at night.
Speaker 1: We have to just let him know advance. Okay, Sorry
Speaker 1: and Scary. I also I want to argue with you,
Speaker 1: this is aera from Iowa that Casey Pizza is a
Speaker 1: stable and it is pizza. It will always be pizza.
Speaker 1: I've tried pizza all written United States, but the pizza
Speaker 1: that's the best is the breakfast pizza. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: stop you right there. That was a sixty second talk back.
Speaker 1: We've gone over this, Brody and I. We've we've we've
Speaker 1: ripped on this Casey's pizza, this breakfast pizza. We have
Speaker 1: not had it. We are going to the next time
Speaker 1: I'm in Iowa. That's the first thing I'm doing. We
Speaker 1: want to taste it for ourselves before we make cast
Speaker 1: any more judgment. So I will say, though, if you
Speaker 1: have to have a modifier like the word breakfast before,
Speaker 1: then it's not really pizza. It's breakfast on a pizza.
Speaker 1: It's basically breakfast on bread. I'm sure it's tasty, but
Speaker 1: it's not pizza. But I still conclusive. Until we actually
Speaker 1: taste it, we're not gonna rip it. Okay, we'll know
Speaker 1: more of Casey Pizza. Hey, Brody and Scary. This is
Speaker 1: Byron from Columbus, Ohio. I love the show and I'm
Speaker 1: a fellow lifetime member of the Free Dessert Club myself.
Speaker 1: I assume someone would call in regarding episode to eighteen,
Speaker 1: but after listening to to nineteen and not hearing anyone
Speaker 1: mention it, I felt obligated to tell you that Scary
Speaker 1: gave us the shittiest fucking podcast performance I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: Brodie had to carry the whole fucking episode on his back.
Speaker 1: You can't talk in a normal death level after ten
Speaker 1: o'clock in your apartment. What the fuck it's down? Like
Speaker 1: Mr Michael Oppenheimer. So what he's referring to was the
Speaker 1: fact that we had a record so late last time
Speaker 1: that I was whispering like this, and I was your fault.
Speaker 1: I was doing the podcast like this because I was
Speaker 1: in my apartment, and that it's the problem with that,
Speaker 1: I mean, so thank you for noticing I carried episode
Speaker 1: to eighteen. Thank you, Scary and Brodie. Brodie and Scary.
Speaker 1: This is Dez from Connecticut. Give you guys a little
Speaker 1: hit up on the talkback. Just want to let you know.
Speaker 1: I know we can't well be boogie bastard guerrilla millionaires
Speaker 1: traveling to Rowanna throw effect stacks and Benji's. However, the
Speaker 1: best day that you can do is go to explore
Speaker 1: dot org and they have the Rwandan guerrilla live cameras
Speaker 1: so you can watch them at any time. Puce out,
Speaker 1: hold on a second, hold on. So, first of all,
Speaker 1: des uh what Byron and Dez are my favorite so far,
Speaker 1: although everyone is great. Dez, I'm pretty sure Des is
Speaker 1: Katie Babs by the way I figured it out. Do
Speaker 1: you think so? I think Des is Katie Babs. I
Speaker 1: hope it is the voice, the attitude. Basically, what I'm
Speaker 1: saying is, uh, Dez, you can come to the pool party. Uh.
Speaker 1: And when we do a live event your you had
Speaker 1: better be there so you're awesome. I'm gonna send you
Speaker 1: a box of MBHB Purveyor's free steak. How about that
Speaker 1: shut Up by Scary Scary and Brodie Brodie series Gary
Speaker 1: Brodie's DEAs again from Connecticut. I just wanted to tell
Speaker 1: you guys that I was enjoying my lunch outside here
Speaker 1: in Connecticut at work in the court system here, and
Speaker 1: one of our judges that presides over all the cases
Speaker 1: in our court was listening to me listen to you
Speaker 1: guys on my lunch break on full blasts on my
Speaker 1: phone and he's like, what's that? And I'm like the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast and I'm like, you should listen to it.
Speaker 1: He's like, I will deal you love you And that's
Speaker 1: exactly what we want. We want to see more of that.
Speaker 1: I mean, Udge you have a judge spreading the word,
Speaker 1: spreading the word about spreading the word to the noble
Speaker 1: professional judge spreading the gospel of the Broken Boys podcast
Speaker 1: slipping in a funk deal at the end, deal fun deal,
Speaker 1: Hey Bronie, Scary. Listening to episode eight oh two about
Speaker 1: where Adidas came from, you said the guy was arab. Uh,
Speaker 1: he's German. The guy who started company's name was Adolf
Speaker 1: and his nickname was Addi, And that's where Adidas comes from.
Speaker 1: All right, talked to you later, Well, he meant to.
Speaker 1: Twenty ato two was probably a different podcasts at O two.
Speaker 1: I don't remember doing six hundred other episodes. So as
Speaker 1: far as the Rising Burbidge goes, Scary is right. Actually
Speaker 1: can't go either way. So body is wrong, body is wrong.
Speaker 1: I love you both. Keep unlocking Chow Baby Chow. That's
Speaker 1: that's Rock and Steve. Who was gonna come after me?
Speaker 1: Remember you know that? He DM me and said, you
Speaker 1: know I was just kidding, which I of course, Rock
Speaker 1: and Steve, I know you're kidding. Rock and Steve used
Speaker 1: to be in radio. I know who Rock and Steve is. Uh,
Speaker 1: and Rock and Steve does not want to come after me,
Speaker 1: but he said I was wrong, so I don't know
Speaker 1: about that coming after you. Rocket Brooklyn boys, Brodie is scary,
Speaker 1: scary and Brodie is Mike from Dayton, Ohio. I used
Speaker 1: to live in d C. And my game lets being
Speaker 1: friends asked if I wanted to go out to the club.
Speaker 1: I said yes, I went unknounst to me it was
Speaker 1: a gay club. And Brodie is wrong, Scary is right.
Speaker 1: Looked up with a girl that I ended up day
Speaker 1: for six weeks, So yeah, it does happen, Thank you.
Speaker 1: I feel vindicated. I feel justified. And on the seventh
Speaker 1: week he found out it was a guy I am
Speaker 1: by stopped those terrible jokes. I know what I'm talking about. People.
Speaker 1: It is possible, but it's not like Corral commercial. I
Speaker 1: think they're saying and I'm on a roll, but I'm
Speaker 1: not sure if the context makes sense for that. That's
Speaker 1: what I said, and I'm on a roll. Hold on
Speaker 1: and then stop singing it stop singing for a second.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I don't know what. How does that relate
Speaker 1: to a couple of guys stuff in the faces? Uh
Speaker 1: with buckets of food in the mouth. The only thing
Speaker 1: that makes sense, Scary is William from Atlanta, while Brody
Speaker 1: is correct when he's talking about the Veraza commercial in
Speaker 1: episode two twenty Dude, nitpick on the smallest things. You
Speaker 1: admit there's medicine for this issue. Say you're not gonna
Speaker 1: take it or you don't take it, so you're the problem.
Speaker 1: Take your medicine, then shut up. Oh wait a minute,
Speaker 1: I think that's the guy who told me to shut
Speaker 1: the funk up about something. That might be that's what
Speaker 1: to shut the funk up was. Yeah, listen, it was
Speaker 1: actually was a different person. Okay, listen, listen Atlanta. I
Speaker 1: appreciate humor. There probably is a pill I can be taking.
Speaker 1: We talked about this. We talked there is medication that
Speaker 1: I could take. Actually, it won't be the podcast that
Speaker 1: we do about to say, it would have a very
Speaker 1: boring fucking podcast. Here's the thing. If I don't nitpick
Speaker 1: on this podcast the things driving me crazy in life,
Speaker 1: I will go crazy in life. This is the only way.
Speaker 1: Why do you use thousands of people at your sounding board? Like? What?
Speaker 1: That's the question everybody else because of you're the course
Speaker 1: of two twenty one episodes, if you include zero I
Speaker 1: have bitched and ranted and complained and nitpicked about let's
Speaker 1: say ten thousand things. If if you're upset about the
Speaker 1: Verizon commercial, then I'm doing okay batting average wise. But
Speaker 1: other people like the Verizon nitpick. So listen. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm I love all and serve all the way Elvis
Speaker 1: always says, I'm I'm swinging for the fences on everything
Speaker 1: I'm trying. God, you listen. Sometimes you know I I
Speaker 1: nit picks up you don't like, and sometimes you know
Speaker 1: you If you don't have I Heart Radio, you could
Speaker 1: always leave us a voicemail on our Google phone. It's
Speaker 1: the fuck you Abe seventy seven hot line f U
Speaker 1: A B E seven seven. That's tight. Well, Happy Father's
Speaker 1: Day this weekend, David Brody. I'm sure you'll be thank
Speaker 1: you little pool with your family. Oh it's far from
Speaker 1: little thank you. I wouldn't know because I haven't been
Speaker 1: there seen by thirty two. And I'll forget some stake
Speaker 1: over my brother's house because he's got a pull. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, your boys from Brooklyn, they're already follow
Speaker 1: this house smoke part right now and I'm not there
Speaker 1: and Normore thing, Fuck you, Peter boys,