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Speaker 1: Let's talk about what would you talk about on your

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Speaker 1: on your podcasts show. Well, it is a table for

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Speaker 1: two today. We don't need the table of nineteen for

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Speaker 1: this fifteen minute morning show. What up? It's Garrett along

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Speaker 1: with Sam hi fresh offer bachelorette weekend with some friends.

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Speaker 1: Sister who wasn't. Yeah, it was my good friends whom

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Speaker 1: I met through the groom. All right, So we'll talk

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Speaker 1: about that in a little bit. Let's just set the stage.

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Speaker 1: So normally Gregg T's hanging out with us two when

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Speaker 1: the morning show is busy doing other things as well.

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Speaker 1: But Greg T, he likes to say that he's um,

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Speaker 1: he's going through a thing right now. He doesn't want

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Speaker 1: to say he's sick. He wants to dance around the

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Speaker 1: word sick and say that it's everything else but him

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Speaker 1: being sick. Is he blaming allergies? He's doing the allergy

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Speaker 1: just like many people are in and around your office

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Speaker 1: and friends do like, I'm not sick, it's allergies. You

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Speaker 1: know why that pisses me off because he's gets so

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Speaker 1: and around the our office and show to where they go.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sick, and he refuses to go to the doctor.

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Speaker 1: He is doctor Google, where he'll google it self diagnosed himself,

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Speaker 1: over use whatever medication, dangerous in and around, and that's

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Speaker 1: where we're at with him. So he is, as he

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Speaker 1: told me right before we hit play, I'm having I'm

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Speaker 1: just going through something right now, sick. Screw that. If

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Speaker 1: you're sick, stay home. You're gonnaeck to other people. If

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Speaker 1: you have to say the word I'm not sick, more

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Speaker 1: likely than none you're sick. Yeah, it's not allergies right now.

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Speaker 1: So with that, like I said, table for two, Sam

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Speaker 1: and I, Well, are hanging out with you today hopefully

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Speaker 1: are you're doing well? But Sam, like we just said,

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Speaker 1: Cancoon where I mean, who hasn't been to Cancun for

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Speaker 1: one spring break or bachelorette party? Now, Sam, you left

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Speaker 1: us where we thought you were gone for like two days? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well I told they turned into it turned into a

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Speaker 1: few more So, what what did you expect going into

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Speaker 1: your friends bachelor atte party versus what you experienced over

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Speaker 1: the weekend? What I experienced and I apologized for my

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Speaker 1: party girl voice that goes in and out was exactly

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Speaker 1: what I expected, because by the way, your party girl

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Speaker 1: versus like your souvenir, it's it's like your souvenir from

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Speaker 1: the Bachelor. That was a bad one. I think I

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Speaker 1: just called some dogs and you went through puberty all

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Speaker 1: that one. Um. I was one of only two girls

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Speaker 1: it's all girlfriends of the bride exactly. She became one

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Speaker 1: of my closest friends, to the point where before I

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Speaker 1: knew they were gett married, I sat both of them

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Speaker 1: down in the room and I'm like, listen, guys, if

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Speaker 1: this doesn't work out, you have to know I'm split

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Speaker 1: custody at this point, Like you can't claim me, dude,

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Speaker 1: because I got so close to her that you guys

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Speaker 1: just have to know, you know, split custody in a

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Speaker 1: in a divorce like that. Hopefully it doesn't lead that way.

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Speaker 1: It hasn't happened, and nor will it happen. I would

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Speaker 1: gotta go to your best friend at first. If they're

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Speaker 1: going on his bachelor party? No? He had his bachelor

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Speaker 1: the picture I'm painting. Yes, there's no rules. There's no

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Speaker 1: started by by just full eye fullness of someone of

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Speaker 1: looked out on that lottery pool, didn't I tell tell

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Speaker 1: the story about when you're out at the bar, a

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Speaker 1: you want to have some fun? Oh yeah, Oh I

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Speaker 1: that's how it works out. Um, it's basically like Frankie

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Speaker 1: But if we just like dance and there's like a

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Speaker 1: cool with that. Just dance near me. Remember learning a

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Speaker 1: It's air humping, but at the awkward stage where you're

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Speaker 1: You just know it's like you're just grinding body parts

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Speaker 1: thinking of my teachers in seventh period. Those poor things

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Speaker 1: didn't know what to do. They had to get to

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Speaker 1: Mary Mark, make us some space. That's what it looks like.

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Speaker 1: That's basically what the club, and that is just the club, Garrett.

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Speaker 1: We only went there after like eleven thirty each night.

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Speaker 1: It was Shenanigans bad time. How bad was it? Because

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming that it was an all inclusive type place,

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Speaker 1: it was so so the alcohol was just flowing. How

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Speaker 1: bad did you break the seal early on in the

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Speaker 1: day where you were just running into the bathroom. That's

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Speaker 1: what happens to me every time I'm at an all

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Speaker 1: inclusive where it's like, God, I gotta hold it, like

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Speaker 1: I try to make it to at least lunch from No. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I did not, and I didn't have to

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Speaker 1: because the room that the bride got was you know,

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Speaker 1: she went all out under the circumstances and she got

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Speaker 1: a hotel room that was on the beach and it

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Speaker 1: then we were on the beach. So I was just

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Speaker 1: hop the barrier and run into the ocean and pay um,

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Speaker 1: where did um? So? I saw a picture another social

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Speaker 1: picture where they're playing put the penis on the picture?

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Speaker 1: Was that a picture of the groom? It was his

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Speaker 1: face very very nicely photo shot someone else, That's the thing.

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Speaker 1: It looked very close. I'm like, did he actually pose

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Speaker 1: for this picture? Garrett? I was so uncomfortable because I

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Speaker 1: Then you know, there was obviously the penis that you

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Speaker 1: would put on the said groove, which was a picture

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Speaker 1: did he actually take a picture of his own penis?

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Speaker 1: It was a game. There were there were twenty of

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Speaker 1: sort of penises and you have to pick which ones

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Speaker 1: pinned the junk on the hung man. We start calling

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Speaker 1: it all works, but there were like four real photos

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Speaker 1: and they haunted me, Like I was making eye contact

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Speaker 1: with this set of balls, and I felt like it

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Speaker 1: monola was just curious. I was like, did he like

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Speaker 1: does he love her so much that he would do that?

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Speaker 1: And then her friends would make copies of it. I'm

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Speaker 1: like what, I had so many questions, That's why I

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Speaker 1: of like my brother, but I want to call bullshit

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Speaker 1: on this girl, Jenna, who is the groom's sister. She

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Speaker 1: call bullshit. Don't call bullshit? Is bullshit? Sam, you don't

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Speaker 1: have a brother. I'm calling bullshit. She should have just

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Speaker 1: told us the truth, is all I'm saying. But she's like,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to pin a fake penis on my brother.

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Speaker 1: I would have been like that checks out. That's still

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Speaker 1: but still she will. She wanted to be a team player.

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Speaker 1: If you had, Jenna, you lied to me. Let's let's

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Speaker 1: say your your uncle's getting married, okay, and you go

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Speaker 1: you go out with your with your cousins to their

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Speaker 1: future mom's bachelor right party and a naked picture of

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Speaker 1: your own. Thanks for that, Thanks for the image I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to I'm trying to get you to relate to

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Speaker 1: her and you don't want to be the party pooper

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Speaker 1: and saying I don't want to pin a penis on

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Speaker 1: my own. Cale would ship all over that party. I

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Speaker 1: would call everyone a pervert for expecting me to be

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Speaker 1: like I had some bad chili. It's funny we're talking about,

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Speaker 1: just like the random penises at the bachelorette party. So

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Speaker 1: Ali went to a bachelor party about five years ago.

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Speaker 1: She stayed at her friend's parents time share in Florida,

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Speaker 1: and her parents are very like, you know, hey, and

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Speaker 1: make sure you clean up, don't mess anything. So Ali

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Speaker 1: and her friend left a huge penis in one of

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Speaker 1: the cabinets and they rent out this place to other people.

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Speaker 1: So next people that came in were Ali's best friend's parents.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, random text comes in with a picture from

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Speaker 1: from my my friend's dad going hey, hey, blank, is

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Speaker 1: this yours? And crab just rolled down hill purchase man

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Speaker 1: so many stories from bachelorette parties a blast, and now

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Speaker 1: I have to plan my baby sisters like grinding now,

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Speaker 1: but I just I don't want to do it. The

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