Speaker 1: Today is a very special episode because today Erica and
Speaker 1: I will be sharing our favorite products from our favorite
Speaker 1: brands to share with you for the holiday season.
Speaker 2: So enjoy.
Speaker 3: Welcome back to Good Mom's Bad Choices.
Speaker 1: I'm Erica and I'm Nila. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Baby,
Speaker 1: so jolly.
Speaker 3: That's not how this song goes.
Speaker 1: Follow la la la, No, bitch, jingle bells still goes
Speaker 1: follow la la la. That's a different song.
Speaker 3: Wait, isn't it?
Speaker 1: No, it's not not. Are we parents or not? I'm
Speaker 1: disconnected from Christmas.
Speaker 3: Don't say that.
Speaker 1: I mean I like it, but I always say this
Speaker 1: every year, and I like it makes me warm and fuzzy,
Speaker 1: and I like to just drink apple cider hot and
Speaker 1: all that. But like, I like the intention of Christmas.
Speaker 1: All the other things.
Speaker 4: Can be stressful and stuff, But you know, I just
Speaker 4: like how excited my daughter gets. She gets like she's
Speaker 4: a festive child that one, and my mom is super festive.
Speaker 1: So I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think as I get older, I'm starting to feel
Speaker 4: more and more festive. I'm tapping into my holiday mom bag.
Speaker 1: I like festivities and I like food. I'm also really
Speaker 1: grateful that my daughter's other grandparents are very festive, so
Speaker 1: I don't have to really do anything. I just show up.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm like, well this is.
Speaker 3: They are really festive, and your daughter's very festive.
Speaker 1: She's a gifter. She loves to give gifts and she
Speaker 1: loves to get gifts, and she'll remind you, I sem
Speaker 1: did you get me a gift? I'm like, everybody else
Speaker 1: got you a gift? Why are you being so needy? God,
Speaker 1: I got like four hundred gifts. You want one from me?
Speaker 1: To Jesus life, that's your gift. You're here. You made it.
Speaker 1: Isn't that amazing? Isn't it amazing that you exist? You're welcome.
Speaker 1: It could have not happened. Others didn't make it. I
Speaker 1: cannot It's true. Anyone could have made it. You got through.
Speaker 3: You made it.
Speaker 1: Baby. You are a star.
Speaker 3: Luna.
Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew it at birth. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't know if ever, I probably have to every.
Speaker 3: Birth, not the whole pregnancy.
Speaker 1: Actually I knew it in pregnancy. And it's time for
Speaker 1: taro because it reminds me of the time I got
Speaker 1: a tarot reading to find out if I should have
Speaker 1: a baby, and guess what the bitch pulled a pregnant
Speaker 1: tarot card, Luna. That's why you made it, Taro. You
Speaker 1: were here because of the tarot. Bitch at the pool
Speaker 1: party pulled a pregnant card, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: God gotcha.
Speaker 4: If I got a pregnant card, I don't care where
Speaker 4: it was a pool party or at the fucking boot
Speaker 4: top of Buddha's mountain.
Speaker 3: I'm keeping the baby.
Speaker 1: I was asking for like three weeks. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I know this does like a good
Speaker 1: I'm not prepared. God, I'm looking for signs, rolling the signs. God,
Speaker 1: the signs would be nice. Now I'm like, is not
Speaker 1: psychic anyone? And child? That psychic appeared at that pull party,
Speaker 1: started pulling those cards, and before I went in the room,
Speaker 1: I was like, whatever happens, that's the answer. That bitch
Speaker 1: pulled that motherfucking pregnant card.
Speaker 3: You cry immediately.
Speaker 1: I was just like that, I didn't know. Is that
Speaker 1: a pregnant therrel? She said yes. I said, oh shit. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you God for being as clear as possible, and
Speaker 1: you're welcome Lunas again, Merry Christmas. This is maybe why
Speaker 1: I'm so connected to the Tarot cards because I truly
Speaker 1: believe whenever you ask the cards, they will come through.
Speaker 1: They will tell you no matter what you're into, and
Speaker 1: you know what what you believe in. I feel like
Speaker 1: if you ask, God can deliver the answer in any
Speaker 1: way you want, if you're ready to receive anyway. Today
Speaker 1: am I pulled the card eight of strength? This strength?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: What is she holding in that card?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is she holding a lion like a statue?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Wait yeah? Is it eight of wands or is it
Speaker 1: the strength card? I don't see wands in that picture.
Speaker 1: But there's eight and there's no eight of strength. There's
Speaker 1: just strength, right, so it should be just strength the
Speaker 1: strength card. Okay, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: This is why we just need the regular tarot cards.
Speaker 4: Fancy with these African cards that aren't even made by
Speaker 4: a black woman. Lord Jesus, someone sent you know what
Speaker 4: you know what we need for Christmas? Guys, send us
Speaker 4: a real black Tarot deck. Please thank you, Because address
Speaker 4: in the episode description, there.
Speaker 1: Are some out there. People have been sending them to
Speaker 1: sending us some we just don't remember to order them.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go with a page of pinnacles because
Speaker 1: that's what we can sure read. Oh, okay, you just
Speaker 1: switched the card. Yeah, I pulled the second one because
Speaker 1: we got to do more research on that other one.
Speaker 1: We don't know if it's the eight of Ones or.
Speaker 3: If you're a Tarot expert.
Speaker 4: Now listen, I'm learning nine hundred and sixty five days
Speaker 4: and I'm.
Speaker 1: Still in progress. Bitch. There's a lot of cards to learn. Okay.
Speaker 1: When the page of pinnacles appears in a Tarot reading,
Speaker 1: you're tapping into your ability to manifest a personal goal
Speaker 1: or dream, and maybe in the midst of a new
Speaker 1: project such as a hobby, business venture, or the start
Speaker 1: of a new educational experience. I think we've pulled this
Speaker 1: one before. You're excited about the possibilities and potential of
Speaker 1: what you put your mind to, knowing you can create
Speaker 1: whatever you want with focused intention and action. With that said,
Speaker 1: this page does not specify the fulfillment of dreams as
Speaker 1: much as the initial motivation and energy. To begin the
Speaker 1: process of turning those dreams into a reality. You need
Speaker 1: to put in place clear plans for achieving your dreams
Speaker 1: and goals. Stay focused on the practical and tangible elements,
Speaker 1: keeping your feet planted on the ground and not getting
Speaker 1: carried away, always looking for the next realistic and achievable
Speaker 1: step forward. Hmm. That's a good one for the end
Speaker 1: of the year, because lord knows, bitches got businesses every day.
Speaker 1: We're not a business. Sure, why not? You want to
Speaker 1: sell skirtcheese? Okay, scratch, Yeah, that speaks to me. We're
Speaker 1: about to leave. Actually, when I was shuffling this deck,
Speaker 1: you guys, I was asking the deck, am I gonna
Speaker 1: have full stability next year in twenty twenty two? And
Speaker 1: the card says yes. So if anyone was thinking the
Speaker 1: same thing, yes, it's coming, It's on its way. It's coming.
Speaker 4: The ideas are coming, the ability to complete them is coming.
Speaker 4: I mean, we're entering into a new space, you know,
Speaker 4: with our retreat in Costa Rica. Like this is the
Speaker 4: first of you know, any type of experience we've ever
Speaker 4: done with our community in this way.
Speaker 3: It's a new business, it's a new baby.
Speaker 4: It's exciting and I'm terrified, but I'm also like really
Speaker 4: feel ready empower and like let's just do it.
Speaker 1: I know. I am like stumbled across this Hulu show
Speaker 1: with Nicole Kidman. Oh God, and it's called like nine
Speaker 1: Strangers or some shit, and the bitches like a retreat
Speaker 1: a psycho retreat leader, and I was like, huh, I
Speaker 1: probably shouldn't watch this before my retreat and any ideas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what was she doing drugging bitches, bitch.
Speaker 1: Bitch, just dosing people. I mean it's like in the end,
Speaker 1: I think it was good, but like I think she
Speaker 1: got a little crazy for her she was like fake killing.
Speaker 3: There was a method to all her dosing madness, I think, so.
Speaker 1: Something like that. You know what, Okay, let me tell
Speaker 1: you how fucking dumb I am. And Hi I am.
Speaker 1: I took somebody too lu Login got high and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, they told me to watch this. I
Speaker 1: started the fucking series because I'm so fucking high at
Speaker 1: the last episode, so I was like, wow, they're gonna
Speaker 1: that's how they start. This is startsy. They tell me
Speaker 1: everything that happened, and then they got to start from
Speaker 1: the beginning. I literally got so high. I was like wow,
Speaker 1: this seems like like wow, this is intense. And then
Speaker 1: I went to episode two and I was like, this
Speaker 1: is an interesting way to roll out, and I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 1: you are the highest demst fraud.
Speaker 3: So then you would eventually started for the beginning.
Speaker 1: No, I just know the whole thing from one episode.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is how I should watch more series.
Speaker 1: I don't have to waste my time, just go straight
Speaker 1: to the last episode. Boom, I got it. Wow.
Speaker 3: Wow that is some high as shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Rid of those edible cookies, right, my cousin made
Speaker 1: me edible cookies and could have been that. Damn. We
Speaker 1: should have them here in our beautiful setup. You guys.
Speaker 4: If you haven't, you know, checked out our YouTube channel,
Speaker 4: you should because we have a gorgeous holiday Christmas setup.
Speaker 4: This is I wish my Christmas tree looked like this. Actually,
Speaker 4: I might have to take some of these items to
Speaker 4: my house.
Speaker 1: I have no balls, so I just have your tree.
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good? Yeah, I'm good. Speaking of
Speaker 1: our holiday looks, you should really come see. And we
Speaker 1: spent thirty five minutes each putting on this goddamn makeup
Speaker 1: for absolutely no reason. We were also high when we
Speaker 1: did that.
Speaker 4: I started putting lashes on and then they look like
Speaker 4: Promp Queen lashes, and I was like, well, they're already on,
Speaker 4: and then I was like I need eyeliner. Now I
Speaker 4: have a full wing on. Then I was like, well,
Speaker 4: it's the holidays. What about a red lip to match
Speaker 4: my red nails?
Speaker 1: Did that?
Speaker 3: And what am I wearing a gray sweatsuit?
Speaker 1: In perfect Nigga fashion, I have.
Speaker 3: Full glam on with a gray sweatsuit on.
Speaker 1: That's how I feel like.
Speaker 3: I feel like an influencer.
Speaker 4: Now this is what they do, right, They like do
Speaker 4: full makeup and then like look roamless sort of, that's an.
Speaker 1: LA rich Like that's how you look rich in LA.
Speaker 1: Like put yoga pants on, but like the most expendul
Speaker 1: fashion these yoga pants for four hundred dollars. That's a
Speaker 1: really cute sweatsuit. Where'd you get that? Oh my god?
Speaker 4: This is this is Danielle's This is our girl female designer.
Speaker 4: Her name is Danielle and her line is called Vintage
Speaker 4: Souls and it's so cute. It fits me really well
Speaker 4: because sometimes sweatsuits hit me at the wrong place on
Speaker 4: my and then I like, don't look skinny, like I
Speaker 4: know I am, oh right, but that's what makes my
Speaker 4: booty pop.
Speaker 1: That's all that booty yesterday. Yeah. So, and it's really soft.
Speaker 1: She also has some really bomb ass crystal shirts for
Speaker 1: the holiday. I feel like that's the only good I mean,
Speaker 1: not the only good thing. One of the many good
Speaker 1: things about the holiday season is that you can wear
Speaker 1: all the sparkly shit in your closet with no questions
Speaker 1: asked and everybody knows it like sparkly shit. And also
Speaker 1: New Year's it's like the four weeks out of the
Speaker 1: year that you can wear sparkly shit every day and
Speaker 1: no one's questioning you.
Speaker 4: I know, but you know what her sparkly I mean,
Speaker 4: I can wear her sparkly shit every day actually because
Speaker 4: it it just always looks cute. Because sometimes I'm not
Speaker 4: I'm not really into like be dazzled things, but her
Speaker 4: shit is fly.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is fine. It could go like very B
Speaker 1: two K quickly, but no, it's like it's chic. It's
Speaker 1: cheek and I like, look look at my thumbs.
Speaker 3: This is like a throwback. Do you remember doing this?
Speaker 1: But you cut them in your sweatshirt? Yeah you have.
Speaker 3: I have my thumbs out, like put your thumbs in
Speaker 3: like the sleeve.
Speaker 1: I wonder if like kids from the valley during that
Speaker 1: stupid shit, I definitely did that. Was that a valley thing?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if all the kids.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why.
Speaker 4: Well, she's from the valley and we're both for the valley,
Speaker 4: and it's fucking cute. I can show off my nails.
Speaker 1: You can show off your nails without a hole in it.
Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: Okay, I just wanted to make that clear. Also, so
Speaker 1: she's also offering our listeners a little discount for the
Speaker 1: holiday season, and it's good moms, Good moms.
Speaker 3: Yeah, her stuff is really cute.
Speaker 4: She sells it at she's like Popping, She's at Free People,
Speaker 4: She's at fred Siegel.
Speaker 1: Like, our bitches be real lux Yeah, bitch, just love
Speaker 1: luxury hopping and our bitches our luxury.
Speaker 4: I just bought my mom this sweats I bought my
Speaker 4: mom one of these for Christmas.
Speaker 1: Oh cute.
Speaker 3: And I'm spending all my money with Danielle.
Speaker 1: Well that's how you supposed to do it. Keep it
Speaker 1: in flow, baby, give your money to your friends. Yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: your friends, it's important. Also, I don't know if you've
Speaker 1: seen my sweatshirts. It's by this designer I really like
Speaker 1: called Good Mom's Bad Choices.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I've never heard of that.
Speaker 1: That's really this really new cool chic mom Line's expenses,
Speaker 1: but it's comfortable, but it's affordable. But it's cool and
Speaker 1: it says good moms the flowers. It's embroidered, and it's
Speaker 1: just to represent pick up your kid from school and
Speaker 1: let all the parents know you smoke weed and it's okay,
Speaker 1: but it's chic. We like, I'm a mom that smokes weed.
Speaker 4: Chicly, chicly weekly weekly, chkly, I smoke weed.
Speaker 1: Let me really represented, because we know everybody wants to
Speaker 1: represent their strand, and we put a little their strand
Speaker 1: strand strand or strain strand, strain potato patata. If you
Speaker 1: can hear that, that's me cleaning my teeth from my
Speaker 1: holiday lipstick.
Speaker 3: You don't give us some trouble.
Speaker 4: Last time someone had gotten pissed we ate on on
Speaker 4: the episode.
Speaker 3: I read that.
Speaker 1: I read that comment. They're like, this is cool podcast,
Speaker 1: but those bitches are always if you want to hear
Speaker 1: chewing and smacking, I'm like, we have been eight on
Speaker 1: the podcast in fucking years. Relax when we were really
Speaker 1: hungry and famished and doing a lot of things at once.
Speaker 1: Our kids were too. We're stressed anyway, Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: going to be on our website if you haven't checked
Speaker 1: out our website. It's really cute.
Speaker 4: I think it's I'm usually happy how it came out.
Speaker 4: We had our bucket hats that came out during four
Speaker 4: twenty and they said, good moms love flowers, and you
Speaker 4: guys love them so much that we had to bring
Speaker 4: it back.
Speaker 1: So I think this is a niche good moms love flowers.
Speaker 1: This our thing. It's a classy way to say I'm
Speaker 1: a mom. I'm a mom. I'm a mom, and I
Speaker 1: smoke weed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I think the Holidays is just about
Speaker 4: celebrating what you're grateful for, celebrating your friends. I mean
Speaker 4: all of the things that we have up here. You know,
Speaker 4: me and Mila used personally things that have helped us. Like,
Speaker 4: you know, we talk about a lot about you know,
Speaker 4: how to talk about body parts with your kids and
Speaker 4: how important that conversation is. People were so upset last
Speaker 4: week with Deb's episode, Like there are a few people
Speaker 4: that were so upset that, like, you know, I don't know,
Speaker 4: like women are talking about like just regular bodily functions,
Speaker 4: just instincts.
Speaker 1: Just I know, it's all as interesting to me how
Speaker 1: much it triggers people to hear the conversation about body parts,
Speaker 1: especially when you talk about introduce like normalizing it with
Speaker 1: your kids. But it's like, bitch, it's bound to happen,
Speaker 1: so let's talk about it now. Let's normalize it now
Speaker 1: that if you start fucking acting scared, how do you
Speaker 1: think your kids are going to feel? I know, I
Speaker 1: know you always cussing out a few people at our comments.
Speaker 1: For sure, I was like, I don't know why.
Speaker 4: It's like, like some girls said, it was disgusting to
Speaker 4: like think about like a that your child has, like
Speaker 4: in order to self soothe. They basically, you know, they
Speaker 4: they pump sometimes, they do they explore their bodies like
Speaker 4: it's perfectly normal. And I think that's why people are
Speaker 4: super triggered, because they have their own traumas around that,
Speaker 4: and then they impose it on everything else.
Speaker 3: And I just hope those people don't have any kids.
Speaker 1: Me too, bir because yeah, I know, well, this is
Speaker 1: why one of my favorite like items to buy Luna
Speaker 1: or to use in the house or I always gifted
Speaker 1: to my friends kids because I think it's really important,
Speaker 1: especially boys, is my little Yoni. We've had the Founder
Speaker 1: on Ariel and that was a really good episode. If
Speaker 1: you haven't checked it out. Check it out, but like
Speaker 1: they've grown so much since then. This is my little
Speaker 1: Yoni here in our Christmas tree. She's cute, She's like
Speaker 1: a superhero, magical Yoni. It's all about sex education because
Speaker 1: sex education really doesn't even have to be accurate like
Speaker 1: in most of the United States, which is crazy. And
Speaker 1: it's important that as parents we take it into our
Speaker 1: own hands and start early, like addressing and labeling the
Speaker 1: shit as it is. I really like this book right here,
Speaker 1: The Amazing Truth Yoni Magic, because it's all about vagina's
Speaker 1: and Yoni's and well, it teaches you how to like
Speaker 1: I mean, well, it gives.
Speaker 4: You a kind of a tool and a book to
Speaker 4: read with your daughter. And this is for ages three
Speaker 4: to five to start the conversation and educate them on
Speaker 4: their body parts. And she even has one for She
Speaker 4: has one for boys.
Speaker 1: And I think boys should read the other one and
Speaker 1: girls should read the other one because guess what, everybody
Speaker 1: has penises and vaginas. Just the thing that's happening, Luna
Speaker 1: asked me, is the thing that's happening. That's happening, Luna
Speaker 1: asked me the other night, Mom who made vaginas and
Speaker 1: then she's like, never mind, I know what she's going
Speaker 1: to say. I was like, what am I going to say?
Speaker 1: She's like God, I was like, that was what I
Speaker 1: was going to say.
Speaker 4: That's that's so cool that she feels comfortable like asking
Speaker 4: you that. For some like when I was young, like
Speaker 4: I knew not to like not new, like I shouldn't,
Speaker 4: but I felt awkward even saying the word vagina in
Speaker 4: front of my mom. It was a bad word. Pregnant
Speaker 4: was a bad word. I remember, like really thinking pregnant
Speaker 4: was a bad.
Speaker 1: Word, even in like context of adults.
Speaker 4: I just remember like talking to my I specifically, remember
Speaker 4: like I was playing dolls and I was like, she
Speaker 4: was pregnant, Like we were playing barbies and I was
Speaker 4: like she was and then she had a baby, Like
Speaker 4: that was fine, but the pregnant bar was not fine.
Speaker 4: Like I don't even know what the fuck it meant,
Speaker 4: no idea, like what what it took to be pregnant.
Speaker 1: I just knew that, like don't talk about it. Girls
Speaker 1: shouldn't be pregnant at a certain age and we shouldn't
Speaker 1: talk about it, you know. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: knew it was a bad word, but we were not
Speaker 1: having those conversations at all, like not, and then this
Speaker 1: other book is what's the M word for masturbation? Definitely
Speaker 1: not having that conversation in my house ever, right.
Speaker 4: I mean, and listen, these conversations are uncomfortable, like I'm not.
Speaker 4: Me and Mila are obviously open and we're like, you know,
Speaker 4: I guess you could say progressive modern parents. But there's
Speaker 4: still a lot of uncomfortable conversations that I know I
Speaker 4: want to have, but I still I never experienced it,
Speaker 4: so it's so new for me even that it's uncomfortable,
Speaker 4: but I ultimately like, I'm always happy that I had
Speaker 4: the conversation. I'm never like, oh god, I wish we
Speaker 4: didn't wish I didn't tell my daughter about her vagina shit.
Speaker 1: And also it's just conversations that come up naturally and normally,
Speaker 1: and like some of these books I haven't gotten to yet,
Speaker 1: I'm like no, because it's just we're not there yet.
Speaker 1: But when it comes up, I'm happy I have the
Speaker 1: tool to be like, let me check my cupboard, would
Speaker 1: you ask me hold on was second? Oh yep, yes,
Speaker 1: I do it. And like the earlier you started, I
Speaker 1: always we always talk about it, like anyone touch your
Speaker 1: vagina lately? How was lunch? No? Yeah, I had tuna.
Speaker 1: You know, it's just like normalizing it early so that
Speaker 1: it's not this big, scary, forbidden thing. It's our bodies.
Speaker 4: I think, like what you said about having like being
Speaker 4: able to go into your cabinet and have the.
Speaker 3: Tool is like so crucial because you get overwhelmed.
Speaker 4: You go online and like there's so many different articles
Speaker 4: or so many different ways to just have something in
Speaker 4: your home that you're like, let me, how do I
Speaker 4: I think it's time to have this conversation.
Speaker 1: How do I do it?
Speaker 4: That my little Yoni has like an age range of books,
Speaker 4: like I think it goes all the way up intil
Speaker 4: like fifteen or something where parents can feel empowered and
Speaker 4: their kids can feel empowered to even go in their
Speaker 4: rooms and read these books by themselves so that they
Speaker 4: don't sometimes you know, sometimes kids are like, Okay, well
Speaker 4: my got it. Let me just go handle I know
Speaker 4: how to read now, thank.
Speaker 1: You can't went to the one how to read? And
Speaker 1: it's also a nonprofit, so your proceeds go to like
Speaker 1: help the educate other kids that maybe can't afford the books,
Speaker 1: so it's all it's all bombed and it's a woman
Speaker 1: owned and we love Ariel. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: guys heard about that magical trip to Mexico I went on.
Speaker 1: It was with Ariel and her husband, so I yeah,
Speaker 1: they're magical. That's where she discovered Mela Mones. Yeah. Last year,
Speaker 1: it's almost when your anniversary of Mila Mones. I thought,
Speaker 1: should we do some moaning for the anniversary? Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: let you lead. Let's you know, let's just take a
Speaker 1: moment and loosen all find all the tension in our
Speaker 1: body and just release it. Release your jaw, release the
Speaker 1: tension in your mouth and your eyebrows and your shoulders,
Speaker 1: and just take a deep breath and then let it
Speaker 1: out and just breathe and moan. Let it AOK. Good.
Speaker 1: If you're just tuning in with us, this is not
Speaker 1: a porn podcast. This is a meditation with moans in it.
Speaker 1: Try it. It feels good. It feels good to have,
Speaker 1: like ecstasy, moans just in the middle of day for
Speaker 1: no reason.
Speaker 4: It helps release the tension in your body. I feel
Speaker 4: like it releases serotonin.
Speaker 1: And when you moan and pleasure like moan and pleasure.
Speaker 4: That's what's happening. Like you're releasing pleasure. So that's what
Speaker 4: and that's what the holidays are about. It should be
Speaker 4: pleasurable experience. It should should you feel you shoul feel gratitude.
Speaker 4: You should if you're gifting people, which you know, we
Speaker 4: have so many amazing things up here with and that
Speaker 4: you guys can give people. But do it with gratitude.
Speaker 4: Do it because you want to, don't do it because
Speaker 4: you feel like you have to. You don't have to
Speaker 4: do anything, and you.
Speaker 1: Don't have to be huge. I'm like a sentimental gift giver.
Speaker 1: I'll give you a picture of us framed. That's a
Speaker 1: great good and that's the gifts I like. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it special. I'm not a huge together,
Speaker 1: but like you know, I think little things go a
Speaker 1: long way, It's true. And then also I like buying
Speaker 1: things for people, like I know, I'm not gonna buy
Speaker 1: it for myself, like beauty blenders or good like stocking
Speaker 1: stuff for we have it on the hero of this
Speaker 1: cute sexy ice cream one. I love this.
Speaker 4: So this is so guys, this is our holiday little
Speaker 4: ornament that you can hang on a Christmas tree. This
Speaker 4: little ice cream cone is for you to store your
Speaker 4: blender after you use it and clean it.
Speaker 3: Look how cute it is.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's really cute. Like a holder. I'm gonna need
Speaker 1: one of us. I don't know if you guys know,
Speaker 1: but this is my brand with my mom. So this is,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 4: Obviously black owned, Latina owned, Good Moms owned. And if
Speaker 4: you haven't used a beauty blender, then I don't know
Speaker 4: what the fuck you're doing because I don't know how
Speaker 4: you do your makeup. So the holidays are approaching and
Speaker 4: I know you're probably wondering what is the best gift
Speaker 4: to give your bestie. Now, if you're my bestie, you're
Speaker 4: gonna get a sex toy. You're gonna get a sex
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Speaker 3: Doing this stuff. Yell is a man in our DM
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Speaker 1: Know, somebody came in our DMS. Faceless man. He said, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm off of social media, but I literally.
Speaker 3: Literally like he started an account just a message.
Speaker 1: I started this account just so I can mess you
Speaker 1: do this. I listened to your whole episode about body parts,
Speaker 1: and I want you guys to know you keep referring
Speaker 1: to it as a vagina and you're limiting what it is.
Speaker 1: It's a volva and you should really watch your language.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh fucking shit, he's right. How I'm
Speaker 1: like this man is I couldn't even I couldn't even
Speaker 1: curse him out. I was just like, thank you for
Speaker 1: opening your opening Instagram to deliver this message. I apologize
Speaker 1: for hauling in a vagina all throughout the episode. It's
Speaker 1: actually a yoni if you guys don't know.
Speaker 4: For those listening, the outside of your like everything that
Speaker 4: you can see with your eye is the vulva, So
Speaker 4: it's not the vagina. The vagina is inside what is
Speaker 4: it called the sheath? The vagina is actually like how
Speaker 4: you the reason why it's called the vaginas at the
Speaker 4: yoni That it's like a sword going into like you know,
Speaker 4: goes into like a sheath.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's the meaning of vagina. Oh wow.
Speaker 1: And yoni is the Sandscoop word for sacred passageway, that's right,
Speaker 1: which I think is really beautiful because everybody knows this psis.
Speaker 4: I prefer the word yoni over vagina. It's Vagina's like
Speaker 4: that sounds very medical, it's true.
Speaker 1: And also, you know, I think we underestimate the care
Speaker 1: that we give our volvas. We like have routines for
Speaker 1: our face, we have moisturizers, we have oils that are
Speaker 1: particularly important, and then we completely ignore our vagina, I
Speaker 1: mean our volvas.
Speaker 3: I know the sound of the.
Speaker 1: But Ladies Sweet has really changed that for me. It's
Speaker 1: made me have a vulva routine and it's like especially
Speaker 1: having ingrowns and dark spots. It's really evened out my
Speaker 1: vulva and I love it. And it's actually made me
Speaker 1: focus more on caring for it and like giving it
Speaker 1: affirmations because I have a routine for it, spending time
Speaker 1: with it and telling it like how much I'm grateful
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 3: And I love it, I know, and it also feels
Speaker 3: good you do.
Speaker 4: Like this oil is obviously really great on your volva,
Speaker 4: which we should definitely use it, but I use it
Speaker 4: on just like my elbows, like whatever, I'm really dry.
Speaker 4: Whatever's in this is magic. And we've talked about Lady
Speaker 4: Sweet for like a few years now. We had the
Speaker 4: founder on as well to shout out to Teres and
Speaker 4: she is really, I think, changing the game when it
Speaker 4: comes to like these oils.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of these on the market.
Speaker 4: I've never and I've tried a lot of them even
Speaker 4: after Lady Sweet, and I always come back to Lady
Speaker 4: Sweet because it's really great for all of your whole
Speaker 4: entire body. I've put it in my hair, I put
Speaker 4: on my face. It's natural, I put on this face,
Speaker 4: but it has literally like lightened and brightened my my
Speaker 4: bikini area. And I get ingrowls because look at this carry.
Speaker 4: I'll see these curls.
Speaker 1: These curls, yes, and blinds match the drapes. That's all
Speaker 1: I going to stay.
Speaker 3: And if you have the curly hair, you know, like
Speaker 3: you get ingrowns.
Speaker 4: It's like they come out, they just tuck back inside
Speaker 4: and then suddenly have a fun.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they don't even get out. I'm like, what the fuck,
Speaker 1: how did you even get in? You didn't even try
Speaker 1: to get out? How did this happen? The fuck my body?
Speaker 3: Were sitting there with tweezers.
Speaker 1: And Luna's coming in like what are you doing that?
Speaker 1: She's like, let me see, let me try. I'm like,
Speaker 1: back up, you're in my light. I've birthed a baby
Speaker 1: that is like just like me. So we like to
Speaker 1: pop pimples and like dig in blackhead. She said, let
Speaker 1: me pop it, let me get it, let me get
Speaker 1: the ingrown A'm my girl, If you don't get your
Speaker 1: seven year old ass out of my ingrowns.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I love I love lady sweet there. They
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Speaker 4: tried it? This one's really good too, uh huh. And
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Speaker 1: They have a wonderful set where all of the routine
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Speaker 1: it because if they feel like it's weird or something's
Speaker 1: wrong with their bikini area, but everybody experiences it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think that, I mean it comes back
Speaker 4: to the conversation earlier where we're talking about just like
Speaker 4: not feeling comfortable, like not knowing our parents, not having
Speaker 4: the language to talk about certain things with us, not
Speaker 4: talking about how to care for your body parts, thinking
Speaker 4: that like your beauty is the only thing you have
Speaker 4: to worry about, like this thing on your like your.
Speaker 1: Face, just make sure you keep that good because people
Speaker 1: can see that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But it's like, no, I think that.
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Speaker 1: I'm treating my body like the goddess that it is
Speaker 1: all parts, not just the face. That's true.
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Speaker 1: been trying to do that. I've been needing it in
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Speaker 4: You know, this is my shit, I know, I know,
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Speaker 3: That doesn't really flow off the tongue.
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Speaker 4: It's like the one gift of being a single mom
Speaker 4: is like, yeah, we get to drop them kids off
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Speaker 4: fuck we want to do.
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Speaker 1: to me is becoming a single parent, because I am
Speaker 1: a better parent because of it. I when I was
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Speaker 3: And I never even thought about like the difference.
Speaker 4: I never thought about like pleasing, like using pleasure and
Speaker 4: just in a in a very focused way in that
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Speaker 4: And so I think this is really unique because the
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and because you know what, if your daughter, your
Speaker 1: kid finds that, you could say it's a massager for
Speaker 1: your neck.
Speaker 3: Honestly, yeah, like, what what would you tell Luna this.
Speaker 1: Is for it's a fake telephone. Hello, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's me. It's other walkie talkies.
Speaker 3: For my face. No, no, not only for adults. That's
Speaker 3: my favorite thing to say.
Speaker 1: You have.
Speaker 3: Nope, only for adults.
Speaker 1: No, this is how you can't go.
Speaker 3: It's only for adults.
Speaker 1: Nope, this missage. He was only for adults. Hello, yeah,
Speaker 1: copy over and out.
Speaker 3: This is me and oh yeah, Jamila, that's the other one.
Speaker 3: It's our walkie talk When.
Speaker 1: We play walkie talkie, it's hello. Yeah. You wouldn't know neither.
Speaker 1: Just don't touch it. Whatever you do, just don't put
Speaker 1: it in your mouth.
Speaker 4: Oh god, please God, don't don't show any of your friends.
Speaker 3: Don't tell your friends. Mommy, Pa, you nowhere in that
Speaker 3: age now.
Speaker 4: And I realized that is that we're in the age
Speaker 4: now where like our kids are gonna start going sneaking
Speaker 4: through our ship and showing their friends because we did that.
Speaker 1: Did you do that? I know you did that.
Speaker 3: You still do that?
Speaker 1: What? Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3: I'm just kidding, I still do that. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4: No. But I remember like going like when my mom
Speaker 4: would be gone, like I'd go through her drawers. I'd
Speaker 4: find Like it wasn't that I was even looking for
Speaker 4: anything naughty. I just was like interested in like looking.
Speaker 4: She had this drawer like full of secret jewelry from
Speaker 4: like when she was younger.
Speaker 3: God, what does that mean? Like now, I thought it
Speaker 3: was like so long.
Speaker 4: Ago, but like it was like fell before me, before me,
Speaker 4: like seven years before or something, And I felt like
Speaker 4: I was finding treasures of hers in there. And I
Speaker 4: think that's where like my infatuation with jewelry came from too.
Speaker 4: It is because I would like find these little treasures
Speaker 4: in her drawer.
Speaker 3: Never found a vibrator, however, Irie I'm a different mom.
Speaker 4: I have a basket full of fucking vibrators, dil do
Speaker 4: strap ons, all types of shit that brands send me.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I need to do a better job
Speaker 3: at hiding it.
Speaker 1: I saw your hiding spot on, bitch. This is not
Speaker 1: a hiding spot at all. It's like under a chair
Speaker 1: that the chair is not low at all, and it's
Speaker 1: like a scarf over it. I'm like, witch, I mean,
Speaker 1: I have so many at this point it's hard to
Speaker 1: hide it. That's why they're all neck massages because kids
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Speaker 4: Mood is so important during masturbation. That's what I've realized
Speaker 4: because that's the one thing too about a quickie, Like
Speaker 4: they're good.
Speaker 1: I love a quickie.
Speaker 3: It helps the edge, But there's nothing like.
Speaker 4: Setting the mood and the vibe of your house when
Speaker 4: you're getting ready to experience pleasure, even if you're not
Speaker 4: experienced pleasure, just the mood and the vibe of your
Speaker 4: house at night, Like I love when my house is
Speaker 4: like pitch black and I have.
Speaker 1: Candles everywhere, I feel like so grown and a dolt,
Speaker 1: Like I'm such a fucking adult. I light an incidant,
Speaker 1: I put some jazz music.
Speaker 3: I'm like, but you can't tell me nothing in my dirties.
Speaker 3: This is my.
Speaker 1: House, Like got candles this year? Like mm hmm, this
Speaker 1: is wait in two weeks hill, I'm thirty years old. Yes,
Speaker 1: I am about to make dinner.
Speaker 4: I know, making dinner, not inviting no one over. This
Speaker 4: is a lady's only night, and I am the lady.
Speaker 4: It's very grown and sexy in here.
Speaker 1: That's when you know you've when you've litten, When you
Speaker 1: like more than five candles a night at your house,
Speaker 1: that you've entered adult life. It's true, especially when you
Speaker 1: invest in your candles and don't only buy the cheap
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Speaker 1: fucking ass down. I definitely do. And let's chill. That's
Speaker 1: just what better way to say. Netflix and chill mm
Speaker 1: hmm in but over thirty edition?
Speaker 3: Yes is that?
Speaker 1: What is this? Ax?
Speaker 3: I want to know?
Speaker 1: That's grown and sexy voice. Hey baby, it's an adult
Speaker 1: on the phone. I'm a grown woman. I like candles. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm Jamilla. No, you can't come over tonight. Tonight's grown
Speaker 1: in sexy night. No no, no, maybe next week my
Speaker 1: schedule because I'm adult and I got a schedule. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my calendar will send you an invite.
Speaker 3: Maybe shut them.
Speaker 1: Also, it's black owned. Yeah, and it's a woman owned,
Speaker 1: and she's dope, and she makes beautiful candles and they
Speaker 1: smell bomb. There's nothing like cleaning your house. That's another thing.
Speaker 1: You clean your house, You light the candles, and then
Speaker 1: you come in after you take the trash out because
Speaker 1: you're a grown woman and you're single and you can
Speaker 1: take the trash out by your fucking self. And okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: sometimes I just wish I had a nagger to take
Speaker 1: the trash.
Speaker 3: Out me too, That's really all I need.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they and buy the groceries and yeah, i'm
Speaker 4: comfort the gas.
Speaker 3: I could do that.
Speaker 1: I don't need that. I don't like that. I don't
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: You know, it gets so I don't like that either.
Speaker 3: Car with the nigga the other day and he didn't
Speaker 3: get out.
Speaker 1: No, I don't like that.
Speaker 4: I was annoyed and I said something and then he
Speaker 4: did and then we went again, and then he.
Speaker 3: Never did it again. But honestly, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: You should just know that that's a prime example of
Speaker 1: no home training. Niggaid have a few responsibilities. Just get
Speaker 1: out and pump the gas. Yeah, card, stay hard, pump
Speaker 1: the gas, take out the trash, leave me some money
Speaker 1: for my nails, you know. Just kill a couple of bugs.
Speaker 1: That's it, amen, I'll take care of the ambiance, ordering
Speaker 1: and lighting the candles.
Speaker 3: There's something sexy about a man that can take care
Speaker 3: of the ambiance.
Speaker 1: Though, me too. There's something sexy about coming to a
Speaker 1: man's house and he has the frolic and say has them.
Speaker 1: If a niggas a frolic in sage, if plant handies
Speaker 1: are coming off, if a nigga has some candles and
Speaker 1: some plants that are living, whoa you an adult too? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Handies off?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because Lord knows, women, adult women go to a
Speaker 1: lot of unadult houses with no candles and no no nothing.
Speaker 1: I go to.
Speaker 4: Adult women's homes like this, and I'm like, what are
Speaker 4: you doing over here?
Speaker 1: You all right?
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Speaker 3: all trying to work on our All of our things
Speaker 3: are our hair, our skin, everything.
Speaker 4: And one of the things that everything one of the
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Speaker 1: And you know, just the simple fact that it's called
Speaker 1: Verbal Facehood makes me really feel like my face is hungry.
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Speaker 4: So this one is called the cure. And this is
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Speaker 1: You know how you open something and you smell it
Speaker 1: and you know it smells like it works. This shit
Speaker 1: smells like right.
Speaker 4: It does, like I don't know why when I don't
Speaker 4: use it, it literally feels like a ginger shot your face. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's exactly like I was like, oh, because I like
Speaker 4: when the shit tingles.
Speaker 1: I needed to tangle to know it's working.
Speaker 3: But I don't really like.
Speaker 4: When I know it's like fake ingredients or it's like alcohol,
Speaker 4: Like this is tingling with real, like live ingredients.
Speaker 1: So I don't have to use try this herbal face food. No,
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Speaker 4: First just for like spot treatments, and then you use
Speaker 4: the serum all over your face. We have to make
Speaker 4: sure you shake it up really well before you use
Speaker 4: it because it's like raw, like live and like ingredients.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna beautiful by next week. Should put in the
Speaker 1: refrigerator or no.
Speaker 3: No, I asked you if you should do that.
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Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Everyone's gonna be so pretty next year.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's gonna beautiful, beautiful, their vulva's their face. And
Speaker 1: we're also gonna be fashionable because we've also just got
Speaker 1: new Sisee purses. You guys have seen these on the internet.
Speaker 4: I feel like I see these everywhere and that's why
Speaker 4: I'm just really excited to finally get one.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh my god, we got our sices.
Speaker 1: I know, and they have like they're just like really
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Speaker 1: know I'm a fucking bag lady. I have a lot
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Speaker 1: see this once or four hundred times a day.
Speaker 4: No, I think it's really chic and it's really made
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Speaker 1: Shout out to Blake, our friend who is also in
Speaker 1: La Down. We got a lot of La Black owned
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Speaker 1: for your friends and she and also make it fashion.
Speaker 4: I know they have a bunch of different sizes they have,
Speaker 4: like the small little one.
Speaker 1: Should Lunen Ivery run for so we can be like matching.
Speaker 4: Lately, I's been wanting to match me and so there
Speaker 4: needs to be more mommy and me lines like I
Speaker 4: think that they're just I've been like shopping. I went
Speaker 4: on Target and I was like.
Speaker 1: Because it should be frumpy, let me keep it real.
Speaker 1: Moms don't want to wear that shit, especially those fuck
Speaker 1: up bathing suits. I don't want to wear that frumpy
Speaker 1: ass bathing suit with my kid. I don't want to
Speaker 1: look like I'm six. Uh uh No, I'm a sexy,
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Speaker 1: speaking of mommy and me, I also really like I'm
Speaker 1: wearing this underneath.
Speaker 4: Hey make it black milks matter, Yes, they do.
Speaker 1: This is a really sexy one piece that I've been
Speaker 1: wearing because this is really important, like covers your nipples
Speaker 1: perfectly on the side, which no outfit does.
Speaker 3: It's super cute. They have a lot of cute stuff
Speaker 3: over there.
Speaker 1: If you want to see the one time I both
Speaker 1: my nipples have been covered on live TV, go to
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Speaker 3: This is it. This is the only time her nipples
Speaker 3: don't fight against clothing for some reason.
Speaker 1: I better stop moving before they fight. Oh yeah, show
Speaker 1: them in your necklace. Oh and of course we have
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Speaker 1: love these fucking necklaces. This is the best merch we've
Speaker 1: ever created.
Speaker 3: Ever.
Speaker 1: It's ours. I wore this all the time. I shower
Speaker 1: in it. I never take it off because I don't
Speaker 1: want to take off jewelry. And it literally never turns.
Speaker 1: It's gold plated, it fits really nice, and it doesn't turn.
Speaker 4: I'm also it really doesn't turn. Ever, I don't like
Speaker 4: I shower with Did you just say that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I'm high as so wow Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Forget my friend. She'd be smoking weed. She'd be smoking
Speaker 1: smoking that gone.
Speaker 4: Wait, you know what, I didn't even smoke you guys today,
Speaker 4: I thought it took a tincture and a bitch is
Speaker 4: high as though, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna need to get one of those. I'm also rocking
Speaker 1: my gold plated baby Mama earrings that I love. I'm
Speaker 1: not a huge fan of wearing like heavy jewelry because
Speaker 1: I have a small head. So I it's true, I
Speaker 1: have a small body and I have a small head,
Speaker 1: so I don't like to wear big earrings. So I
Speaker 1: really like our baby Mama earrings. And then sometimes if
Speaker 1: I can't find Lina's earrings, I just put two babies,
Speaker 1: so she's just baby and I'm just mama. But either way,
Speaker 1: they work either way, so and they're also they don't
Speaker 1: turn and don't take them out, and they are hypoallergenic.
Speaker 1: I usually like if things are not real, my ears
Speaker 1: get sensitive. But they're gold plated, so.
Speaker 4: They're gold plated and they're the basis stainless steel, so
Speaker 4: they really like stay. They're really great for it, especially
Speaker 4: for people like that breakout because I rese same thing.
Speaker 4: She gets really crusty.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I can yeah, and these never do that.
Speaker 1: So yeah, support your favorite baby mamas, which is us duh.
Speaker 1: And check out our store. We have some really dope
Speaker 1: as shit over there and more dope things coming. Yes,
Speaker 1: I have one more thing that I want to include,
Speaker 1: because I'm such a gift give her me and Erica.
Speaker 1: I've been talking about Puzzle Huddle, a black owned puzzle
Speaker 1: for a couple of years now. They've grown so much.
Speaker 1: It's so dope to see. We've never met them, but
Speaker 1: there are friends in our head and they're a family owned,
Speaker 1: black owned company, and they're just like all these different
Speaker 1: puzzle sets of like kids of color doing really dope shit.
Speaker 1: There's a scientist, there's a ballerina, there's like all time, there's.
Speaker 3: A fireman, there's all there's so many.
Speaker 1: Thing's astronaut, but they're all like black faces. And you
Speaker 1: know what I noticed, Like right now, in this time,
Speaker 1: the fucking phone is such an addiction, like crack, even
Speaker 1: if you know better, even as an adult. So sometimes
Speaker 1: it's nice to just like put that shit away and
Speaker 1: do something with your kid, like an actual project, and
Speaker 1: like you don't keep saying no, because it's not that
Speaker 1: shit like the slime or that fucking dirt aquarium that
Speaker 1: learning keeps fucking pressing me to do. But I don't
Speaker 1: want to do it because gonna get fucking everywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so pull out a puzzle.
Speaker 4: No, I know, puzzles are fun too. Every time we
Speaker 4: do puzzle huddle, so it's always fun and it's a.
Speaker 1: Little bit challenging. And how do you hear that.
Speaker 3: It's true?
Speaker 4: I think, like, you know, thinking about Christmas when I
Speaker 4: was grown up and all things that.
Speaker 3: I got, like nine times out of ten, if they
Speaker 3: were dolls, they didn't look like me. They were puzzles.
Speaker 3: They didn't look like me.
Speaker 1: Did your mom? Was your mom conscious of buying you
Speaker 1: things that looked like you? Already think she was not
Speaker 1: paying She didn't really didn't.
Speaker 3: Like, No, I didn't dawn on her.
Speaker 1: You were getting blonde barbies. M hm hmm.
Speaker 4: I mean I think I had a variation of barbies,
Speaker 4: but like it wasn't like how I am with, Like
Speaker 4: I don't buy her any mostly white dolls. Like I've
Speaker 4: really struggled being on Amazon and want her wanting Jojo
Speaker 4: seawak okay.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh no, she just wants it. It's
Speaker 3: not about the skin color.
Speaker 1: Everyone should look.
Speaker 4: I was like, but do I want to give this
Speaker 4: woman my money? Does Jojo need my money. I'm sure
Speaker 4: Jiojo's fine.
Speaker 1: Like, do you know Jojo came out of the closet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I I'm so late. Did you tell me that?
Speaker 4: M M?
Speaker 1: I was like, Wow, who knew Jojo was gonna be lesbian? Anyway?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know. One time I was in Target, and I
Speaker 1: mean I Luna wanted a doll and the only one
Speaker 1: they had was the white one. She's like trying to
Speaker 1: embarrass me into the aisle, like, Mom, I always get
Speaker 1: the black one.
Speaker 3: I want this one.
Speaker 1: I'm like, she'll look at this one, look at Afrocentia Kiki.
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't want that one. Mom, all my
Speaker 1: dolls are brown. I'm like, shut up, don't embarrass me
Speaker 1: in this sculdrum store. Look at her. She's just like you,
Speaker 1: I know, I don't want that one. I do. I
Speaker 1: try to be intentional, just because I remember growing up
Speaker 1: and you know, like I tell my white friends all
Speaker 1: the time, please don't buy Luna white dolls, and they
Speaker 1: like laugh it off. I'm my bitch, I'm serious. I
Speaker 1: say this all the time because everything everywhere is going
Speaker 1: to tell you every other standard of beauty that doesn't
Speaker 1: look like your kid is the standard Disney and all
Speaker 1: these other like every basically format of media is mostly
Speaker 1: European standard of beauty, and so if you can constantly
Speaker 1: remind your child that your curly hair and you're especially
Speaker 1: growing up in the valley like my kids, the same
Speaker 1: amount of black people that go to her school went
Speaker 1: when I went too. So it's just like you constantly
Speaker 1: have to kind of like even with hair like Mama
Speaker 1: wan long hair, you know, because it's just like these
Speaker 1: little things that we're not paying attention to. So it's
Speaker 1: nice to see even puzzles TV shows like just to
Speaker 1: do what you can to make sure that your child
Speaker 1: is growing up with images that look like them and
Speaker 1: are doing things that are cool, like being a scientist,
Speaker 1: like being an astronaut, because you know, like subconsciously all
Speaker 1: of those things we see and collect being planted in
Speaker 1: our kids' minds. If you don't see them yourself in
Speaker 1: those positions, then you just don't see it doesn't make
Speaker 1: sense to you, doesn't connect.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I totally agree, But I know that I
Speaker 4: can feel I can be a little bit extreme, and
Speaker 4: I don't mean to be, but I was. I did
Speaker 4: buy her the Jojo Seawah. I bought her the Jojo Okay,
Speaker 4: Jojo got my coins, Juju got up my coins to
Speaker 4: Jujing got my coins. And you know what, Jojo makes
Speaker 4: good music for kids. I was like, you know, whenever
Speaker 4: I've heard her jojo on, I'm like, okay, you know what,
Speaker 4: I know she's gonna be safe over here. I've never
Speaker 4: well listened to City Girl Jobs Later, Okay, I know
Speaker 4: my kid knows.
Speaker 1: All the like ratchet lyrics. I'm like, oh, don't tell
Speaker 1: anybody you know those lyrics. This doesn't really affect great
Speaker 1: on me as a parent. Shall be listening to kids
Speaker 1: pop never never happening DOJ's as far as we can.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Well, I hope you guys get you know,
Speaker 4: enjoyed this episode. And you guys, you know, got some.
Speaker 4: Sometimes the holidays cann be so overwhelming you don't know
Speaker 4: what to get. These are just some of the things
Speaker 4: that we love that we use that I think are
Speaker 4: really great gifts for the holidays.
Speaker 1: And even if you're getting nothing or giving nothing, you know,
Speaker 1: if you have health, if you have family, if you
Speaker 1: have love, then there's something to be grateful for, you know,
Speaker 1: Like this shit Holidays is the man's holiday made up
Speaker 1: to spend money, and of course we do it. And
Speaker 1: if you can, you can. But if you can't, who
Speaker 1: gives a fuck. You know, like there's greater gifts. And
Speaker 1: if people are worried about that, they're not your friends.
Speaker 1: Just be grateful for you do have, and just mostly
Speaker 1: for love, because at the end of the day, when
Speaker 1: we go, none of this ship matters, you know, our
Speaker 1: relationships matter, our experiences, So just keep that in mind
Speaker 1: this holiday season. We love you. Thank you for joining
Speaker 1: us and listening to our favorites for the holidays.
Speaker 3: And oh oh oh yeah, did we get it? When
Speaker 3: we got a good one? We did.
Speaker 1: It was really short and sweet.
Speaker 4: We asked our listeners if they had any holiday hories
Speaker 4: and someone wrote in something really quick.
Speaker 3: But it was fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: I have a light one, laugh out loud.
Speaker 2: Oho stories.
Speaker 1: Last time I watched my baby daddy and his girlfriend
Speaker 1: have sex, I gave them instructions on what to do
Speaker 1: as well. That's it, that's the horry. I thought that
Speaker 1: was beautiful and what a gift. I think it's such
Speaker 1: a gift. Like I don't want to, but let me
Speaker 1: show you. Put your leg up. Yeah he likes that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, could you imagine that's so cool.
Speaker 1: I want to do that. I just wish I was
Speaker 1: in such a good place with my baby daddy. Then
Speaker 1: I was like, whatever, don't care.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean yeah that would be That's like,
Speaker 4: that's growth right there. That's a serious growth, and that's
Speaker 4: really cool that your kids probably get to experience you guys.
Speaker 3: Getting along hopefully, and then you.
Speaker 4: Get to go drop that kid off and then boss
Speaker 4: baby daddy and is your girlfriend around right like, hope
Speaker 4: they fed you after by anyway, Happy holidays and we's
Speaker 4: you guys next week.
Speaker 1: Bye.
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