WEBVTT - Fertilize the Dance Floor: Episode 85 with Joe Gatto and Steve Byrne 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.400 Heyyboddy, thanks for watching this week's episode. We want to 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:04.360 promote where you can see us. For tickets, go to 0:00:04.440 --> 0:00:07.640 Joe gattoofficial dot com and see all my door dates. 0:00:07.800 --> 0:00:12.920 And for Steve's go to punch Up dot Live backslash 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:14.680 Steve hyphen Burn. 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:18.320 That's beat y r I. He makes it soer easy 0:00:18.360 --> 0:00:22.640 to find him. And now onto the episode. 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:29.200 There was the problem where a ticket. 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:32.720 All right, guys, here we are two cool moms. 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:36.440 New episode. It's coming at you right in your ear holes. 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:39.680 I'm Joe Gatto and I'm here with my friend Steve Burn. 0:00:39.760 --> 0:00:42.199 That's right, Steve Burn's here, baby, And he was in 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:42.920 the zen moment. 0:00:43.000 --> 0:00:44.760 He's relaxing before you get it going. 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:46.800 The worst is when you get in a cab yep, 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:52.239 and it's like I'd rather like forty six and Broadway, right, 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:55.280 So forty six and Broadway. I take me to forty 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:58.720 six and six, take me to forty fifth and fifth, 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:02.040 like I could walk the other block. But as we're going, 0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:05.760 he goes past sixth Avenue and it's like it's like 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:09.360 the sea is parted, it's complete. He passes it up. 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:11.720 He goes to seventh and eighth and we once we 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:14.040 hit eighth it's just trapp. 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:15.320 It's like a movie. Yeah. 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:19.560 And I just sat there for twenty minutes boiling, knowing. 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:21.760 Nothing infuriates you more than sitting in traffic, because you 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:23.600 know when, especially when you're late and I'm here waiting 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:23.959 for you. 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:25.679 Yeah, and you've stayed in the city. 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:27.319 And I came from Long Island and it took me 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:29.240 an hour and forty five minutes to get here, and 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:30.199 then I'm here first. 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:32.320 Yes, so I had to go on an errand you 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:34.840 had to do an Errand so this is one cool. 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:36.639 Mom and one hot mom. 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:40.680 Fire sound effect angry. 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:44.200 Did you what was your My mom used to fire up? 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:46.200 She was If I knew my mom was in a 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:48.400 bad mood, did you I used to like literally hide 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:49.440 from her. 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:51.120 Was she often in a bad mood? 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:53.080 Oh no, No, she got fired up about something. Now 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:55.480 Jerry would get her get her hairs up about something. 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:56.360 Uh. 0:01:56.400 --> 0:01:58.200 My dad had this segment was so funny, he used 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:00.000 to say to me and my sisters. We still always 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:02.960 laugh about it. My father goes, listen when your mom 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:05.960 is uh, when your mom is not when your mom's 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:07.680 not happy, he goes if she goes upstairs. 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:11.560 You go downstairs, she comes downstairs upstairs, that's he would say. 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:14.280 So you would see me and my sisters like peper bean. 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:18.240 It was like that game, that mouse trap game. You know. Yeah, yeah, 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:19.120 we used to do that. 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:20.799 But I used to have a couple of hiding spots 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:23.399 for my mother, and I still remember, like my mom 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:25.280 was looking for me once and I was like hide 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:27.840 because my bed was against the wall, but my headboard 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:30.280 it wasn't like there was room behind it. So like 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:32.040 I made like a little you know, I wuld be 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:34.120 able to sit behind the headboard between the head board 0:02:34.240 --> 0:02:35.720 and the wall and you couldn't see me if I 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:37.320 was sitting there. And I used to sit there like 0:02:37.600 --> 0:02:42.120 my g I jokes and like like my mom and 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:43.160 I used to like. 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:45.560 Go up and like is it safe to my sisters? 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:49.640 Like hide Still it's like my bunker I was playing 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:51.240 with g I. Joe's in it. Yeah. 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:54.160 Well she often, Uh would it take a lot to 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:55.320 get her to that point? 0:02:55.680 --> 0:02:57.480 No, you wouldn't. But it was short. 0:02:57.639 --> 0:03:00.720 It was short lived, and she'd be fired up and hey, 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:02.280 where are you do what you want to you know, 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:04.680 like this fucking thing, Hey. 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:05.799 What do you want to work? 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:07.880 Like that whole right right, she wouldn't really be that 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:10.160 fired up, but you would get fired up quick and 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:11.679 then you know, you just couldn't be in the you 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:14.400 could be in the range of eyesight when she was. 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:18.079 Italians are the only ones that I know that if 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:21.200 you're temperamental, you get to use your ethnicity as an excuse. 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:24.120 My hot blooded Italian. Yeah I'm Italian. What do you 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:28.000 want from me? Oh you must be Sicilian? Yeah yeah, yeah, 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:30.280 it's like that a pizza square. You don't give a ship, 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:34.560 you know, and he's a triangle. Yeah. 0:03:34.600 --> 0:03:37.440 By the way, Sicilian. I'll take a Sicilian any day over. 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:40.040 A traditional any day. I love a fat Sicilian. 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:42.960 Oh that's why I with my life after fails nice, 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:45.200 I'll go to be that a crunchy. 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:48.400 What's the shirt saying? This is my shirt? It says 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:52.800 it's me, Hi, I'm the cool mom. It's me. 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:54.800 Is that a Taylor Swift songs a song? 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:58.360 Yeah, it's me Hi about cool mom. But I got 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:00.360 this as a gift from a fan. Me a cool 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:00.760 mom shirt. 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:02.920 It looks like they made they personally made that. 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:08.560 They didn't target that, I think. But you're you're a 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:09.480 big swifty. 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:11.600 I'm a big swifty. I enjoy a good swift. You 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:14.000 go swifts in the house. Your your daughter's swifty, right. 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:18.440 My daughter is obsessed. I hear that. 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:20.039 It's one of those things where I hear it and 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:21.919 they all the songs sound the same to me. I 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:25.760 know it's not, but obviously she's so gifted and talented. 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:28.080 I just don't. I couldn't tell you. I know that, 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:30.200 I know that one a lot of swifties in the 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:30.960 house for me. 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:33.039 I got, I got a nanny swifty, I got a 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:35.960 dog lady swifty. I got a mom swifty, daughter swifty. 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:40.479 My son came to me yesterday, upset comes home. He goes, Dad, 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:42.480 I need your help. I said, what's up? He goes, 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:43.560 Can we go talk in the office. 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:43.920 We talked. 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:46.159 We called the staircase the office, so we can go 0:04:46.200 --> 0:04:47.359 sit in the staircase by myself. 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:49.240 It'd be great if he went and sat on the toilet, 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:51.280 took the shut the door. 0:04:51.240 --> 0:04:54.000 I talked you about. He goes, yeah, he goes, I 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:58.840 need you to do something about this car. Right, what's up? 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:01.039 So him and his sister and the nanny they drive 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:02.080 to do ninja. 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:03.800 They do like you know the obstacle quss, you know, 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:05.760 workout thing for an hour to burn off some. 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:06.440 Things at the school. 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:09.279 He goes, we're going to Ninja and on the way 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:12.400 there it's all their songs. And on the way back, 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:14.000 I only got two songs. 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:20.440 He goes the outnumbered me and they just tell me. 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:22.440 And when I say something, they say, you got to listen. 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:24.200 But I didn't get to listen to the song. You know, 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:25.279 it was really funny. 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:27.080 So we had to have a talk last night. After 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:28.960 I had to call them in. I said, okay, guys, 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:31.080 we got to be fair. I said, you get either. 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:32.600 We do one in one each or we do one 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:34.760 way there, one way back. You guys, do it fair. 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:36.640 And then he goes, well that's not fair because there's 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:38.320 traffic on the way home, so it's a long. 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:42.159 So he's very hard. Yeah, so we have to do 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:42.920 one in one now. 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:47.159 So so your daughter is it just Taylor Swift? 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:49.240 Now? She's music all over. Stuff's a JR. 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:53.960 Imagine Dragons, Olivia Rodrigo. She listens to she listens to 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:54.320 all of it. 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:56.880 She loves it. She even likes old school. They're like Motown. 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:58.560 They love One of my favorite songs of all time 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:00.880 is September and Fire, you know. 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:03.280 So that's like their favorite song. 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:05.360 When they put it on the be like dad, They'll 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:06.800 put it on their Alexa like it didn't They don't 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:07.520 want to go to bed yet. 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:08.640 They'll be playing in their room. 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:10.240 They'll be having a dance party and they know I'm 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:12.080 going to come in and start dancing with them, and 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:13.120 they know it won't be mad. 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:14.880 So uh yeah, that's uh. 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:17.960 That's music was always in my house though growing up, 0:06:17.960 --> 0:06:22.800 though my mom listen to her Gloria Gainer. It's random 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:25.839 Men was a big one, but she loved streisand my 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:27.240 mom was a huge you know. 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:29.160 It was always on Death Sound, you know, it was 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:31.240 always on though. I just remember too. It was the 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:34.440 Duets album. You know. The Duets album was Frank Sinatra. 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:37.640 And yeah, yeah he sang with somebody else all his 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:40.880 was it Frank Sinatra, the Duets album Barber streisand it 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:42.840 was Sinatra that sang with somebody else. 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:45.480 Yeah. He took all of his songs. 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:47.960 Old standards and coupled up with witheop different people. He 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:50.239 did one with like you two. It was really weird, 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:51.200 but yeah, I remember that. 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:52.960 Yeah, the Duet's album that was always in the house. 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:55.720 And then there were other artists that did it, like 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:57.839 they had a Dean Martin duets. 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:59.560 And yeah, the duets became like a thing. 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:01.359 I the Sinatra one was one that played in my 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:03.279 house though, your mom listening to a lot. 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:09.240 Of Asian music. Who's the Asian Sinatra? Just just on repeat? 0:07:11.320 --> 0:07:12.840 Who's Korean Sinatra? 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:16.120 A Korean Sinatra? Yeah, I would have sig. 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:25.600 He made a banger, dude, Oh my god, gang as unbelievab. 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:27.840 My favorite is when that elevator. 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:30.360 Opens, fires out that skinny, weird guy pumping. 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:34.160 My favorite part of you saw the way he takes 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:37.040 the stage right, they shouldn't matter, like right. But my 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:39.880 favorite part of that is before when he looks at 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:41.280 the camera to let them know he's ready and he 0:07:41.280 --> 0:07:42.320 gives the cocky. 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:44.760 Then he goes flying out. 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:49.240 But Si man, I just recently saw that cy An 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:52.680 Awards show brought out mc Hammer with him and saw 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:55.280 in mc Hammer. They did a mashup of hammer time 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:58.240 and Gangham style, and it looked it was the most 0:07:58.280 --> 0:07:59.480 amazing thing I've ever seen. 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:01.640 It was good. It was so good. 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:04.760 Si and and she had was like eighty six years 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:05.960 old doing his whole still. 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:06.200 Doing it right. 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:09.280 Remember back in the day, was like who's the better dancer? 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:12.880 Michael Jackson M yeah, it was like that J was 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:14.360 that was a real quandary. 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:17.280 Yeah, oh, here we go, super fan. 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:21.240 I mean I never I never until you just said that, 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:22.640 never even put them in the same universe. 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:26.800 When Hammer blew up that first, it was fucking massive. 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:28.960 Yeah, everywhere that've always comes through though. 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:30.920 You get that, you get to Brittany or Christina, you 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:33.960 got the Chris Brown or Usher, you got the Yeah. 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:37.440 Back in the day, it was Prince and Prince Prince. 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:39.160 A long time and that was like they I think 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:42.640 they like Legit had beef, Legit beef for whatever. Yeah, 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:46.480 and then I think Michael Jackson sent him bad to 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:48.000 see if they could do that together. 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:49.600 And he was and he said, now be in the video. 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:50.959 Yeah, he said no, he was supposed to be the 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:52.800 other guy, and they molded the guy as him. 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:56.559 Yeah, he looks like a friend's excuse me, fake Prince. 0:08:58.320 --> 0:09:00.920 If we had a dance battle of Wednesday, then you 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:03.400 and uh and you'd mop me up. I don't know 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:06.439 if you. I would love to like a goof. 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:09.440 I would love goof is fun? You know sprinkler really funny. 0:09:09.440 --> 0:09:10.959 I've seen you do a sprinkler. I've seen you bop 0:09:11.000 --> 0:09:11.720 out of sprinkler. 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:13.840 I got the I got the greatest hits. But I'm 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:14.559 by no means. 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:17.520 Do you dance at a wedding? No? No, not my 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:20.160 thing really, even at my own wedding. Good luck, good 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:21.920 luck keeping me off the dance floor at the wedding. 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:24.040 Oh you good luck keep me off the dance floor anyway? 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:26.760 A quarter a quarter, maybe you wind me up. Kick back, 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:28.559 I say, I say to the missus, I'll see you 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:33.760 after this time, drenched in sweat, dredged, dredged. It was 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:34.040 so boy. 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:36.800 We recently went to Vegas for for something and we 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:38.800 ended up we were with it was us and a 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:41.840 bunch of my wife's girlfriends came and they go, we 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:43.800 want to go dancing. And I was like all right, 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:45.160 Like we're in Vegas and it was like late. 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:45.640 I was like all right. 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:48.440 So we end up going to the club in We 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:52.440 go to the Club in the Wind, which is like 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:53.960 a thing Diplo was being. 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:56.079 It was DJing right, and we go in and it's 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:57.600 all these forty something moms. 0:09:57.800 --> 0:09:59.960 We most of us had pajamas on and I was like, 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:02.400 get in and I walk into guys like Joe. 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:04.280 I'm like hey, He's like you're coming in. 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:07.600 I'm like yeah, I mean his pajama pondy and we've 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:09.400 rocked out until like it was so fun. 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:10.000 Okay, you're ready. 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:13.440 This is the classic example of the disparity between you 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:18.640 and I. Okay, Miami, me you, Vince Vaughn. Yes, you 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:21.800 and Vince took the dance floor and I was just 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:24.160 on the peripheral, just watching it, dying. 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:26.000 You're at the bar, serving up the drinks. 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:27.880 I was just hanging at the bar, watching you guys 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:31.000 and just socializing and having a great time. But watching 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:33.640 you guys take the floor. Because you do your thing, 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:38.080 which is absolutely hilarious, you become a black hole. In 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:41.400 other words, everybody you start spinning and everybody comes with 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:44.560 a circumference, and it's a it's a it's a tonnel 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:47.400 of fun. It's just you become the Grand Marshal. And 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:50.000 then Vince is actually like a really good dancer. 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:52.640 He can really dance. For a lanky son of a 0:10:52.640 --> 0:10:54.360 bitch man, he's got he comes with a lot of. 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:57.559 Really good six ' five, he's got agility, he looks 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:00.560 he looks, but he has a great time out there. 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:03.959 But it's rare i've seen him do I think I 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:06.360 think with you. I think it gave him license because 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:07.640 I was reading such a spectacle. 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:10.240 He was like, oh, I get you aren't gonna even 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:16.319 look as much as anybody. 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:19.800 I'll tell you the last time I danced our mutual 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:22.720 friend I won't say his name, but a mutual friend 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:26.760 of ours had a wedding and that was the last 0:11:26.760 --> 0:11:29.360 time I think I danced because my wife was with 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:34.280 me and a boy band member took the stage and 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:37.800 took over the wedding for about a good hour. 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:40.080 I was just gonna go up and dance. And he got. 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:42.199 He got, he got the party. 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:44.280 He was better. The band wanted to bring him on 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:44.960 the road with them. 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:48.160 Yeah, the band was copying him. My buddy, this is 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:51.880 one of my favorite Vegas stories ever. My so, we 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:54.400 go to like one of those clubs at the wind whatever, 0:11:54.480 --> 0:11:55.319 Hawkissan whatever. 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:56.440 We're sitting in. 0:11:56.440 --> 0:12:00.640 The owner's the owner's table, booth or whatever, in the 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:02.440 center of the entire thing and. 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:04.440 The whole I know, I love that spot. I know 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:06.160 that it's around you. 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:07.199 The tornado. 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:11.480 Yeah, yeah, we're the Joe gaddo of tables. Okay, so 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:15.320 we're sitting there and my buddy Jason Dallas gets up 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:18.640 and he starts doing his I mean it's Dallas has 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:23.640 good moves. I think it's hilarious. But he loves dancing. Okay, 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:26.160 he loves dancing. He loves bad music. So he's doing 0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:28.360 his thing and he's standing on the thing and he's dancing. 0:12:28.480 --> 0:12:31.480 I'm dying laughing. I'm like, what a moron, you know? 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:34.360 And then in the booth next to us, Jerry Rice 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:37.280 sits down. Holy shit, it's Jerry Rice. 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:42.480 It's like Hall of Famer Jerry Rice. Whoa to play 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:45.400 him on that? And don't be wakey, wakeya. 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:49.640 But Jerry Rice comes and we're like, oh my god, 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:51.319 we got to talk to Jerry. We're gonna figure out 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:53.080 a way to like say hi, how do we do this. 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:58.160 Within three minutes, he's standing next to Dallas and Dallas 0:12:58.240 --> 0:13:00.480 is going like this, and then Jerry Rice with him, 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:01.360 and then they're. 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:02.560 Like dancing together, and. 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:06.480 I fell over. I was laughing so hard because I 0:13:06.520 --> 0:13:10.560 couldn't believe my friend, who I think is a done 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:14.360 on the dance floor Jerry Rice, and I stand corrected. 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:14.880 That's great. 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:17.000 Yeah, So we go to just place trade Winds, and 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:19.600 I would used to anyway, Jersey Shore. You had the 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:23.320 girls have what was it called trade winds, oh, trade 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:24.000 win trade winds. 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:26.040 So all the girls would be there, and all the 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:28.240 girls on the Jersey Shore you'd have a lot of wallflowers. 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:30.079 You know, they'd be really pretty, but they wouldn't be 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:31.080 sure they want to dance whatever. 0:13:31.280 --> 0:13:33.680 So I would do slick girls start much too late. 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:39.080 That's right, Billy Joel. He wasn't there. So we would 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:39.400 go to that. 0:13:39.559 --> 0:13:42.080 We would sit there to be empty dance floor and 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:43.719 I would just be sorry with my boys and we'd 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:45.040 all be hanging out. They would just be sitting there 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:47.520 and everybody you know, and I would I would go 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:49.199 up to. I would go up to like a group 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:50.480 of girls. I said, because you weib you get a 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:51.640 hold of drink for me for a second. And I 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:54.760 was stretching out in front of them. The girl just 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:56.640 be standing a hold of my like gingle ole, and 0:13:56.679 --> 0:13:59.440 I'd be like, I can't hurt nothing, give me thank you, or. 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:01.080 Make sure you stretch out before we hit it, and 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:03.400 I would go out. I would just start the whole thing. 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:07.920 I used to get waters for people and make sure 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:10.559 people are hydrated on the dance floor, like I say, 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:11.920 hydrated on you like that was my thing. 0:14:12.400 --> 0:14:13.920 But I would just love an empty dance fall. It 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:15.960 would just be waiting for me to go yeah, and 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:17.040 it was just you could it. 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:19.360 I think I can even I can picture it. 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:21.640 You start with a hard shuffle. Yeah, you come out, 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:23.760 you start shuffle. Then you cock of the walk you 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:24.960 got you do that? 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:27.640 That's that's you go to where you you're kind of 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:28.880 like a dog sniffing around. 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:31.000 You're seeing I don't. 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:34.120 Even drop a hard thirty seconds, peace out and wait 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:34.880 to see what happens. 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:36.720 Come back. So they need a little bit more fertilizer 0:14:36.760 --> 0:14:39.000 for the dance fold to sprout into a garden of fun. 0:14:39.240 --> 0:14:42.200 And I'll give a little bit kickball chain, maybe a 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:44.480 spin sky little robot if they need it. 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:47.800 Then you know, kickball chain chain. 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:53.560 Yeah do you have do you do you have a 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:58.600 favorite dancer? A favorite dancer? Yeah? Myself? No, No, you 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:01.480 mean no, I siate great movies. I will say, what's 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:03.320 the dance step up? Not that movie? What was the 0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:05.600 movie we're talking about? The step up? You say that, 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:06.760 but I don't think it's step Up. 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:10.400 It's literally this is the two crews that fight each other. No, 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:13.680 it's not the No, I'll break into electric Bungalow. Don't 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:14.840 get me started. They were phenomenal. 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:17.920 The Boogoloo was so much better than the original. What's 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:19.000 the dance crew? One? 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:22.720 And the whole is say the last dance that's the 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:23.800 one with the step up? 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:26.680 Step up is not the one I'm thinking right center, Sta. 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:30.720 You've had this conversation literally two times in two days. 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:38.080 Stop the stops, dance Saturday Night Fever Honey. 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:42.920 Honey is a deep cup? You crushed it? 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:47.840 Draft the British classic Shall We Dance? You are the 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:50.080 worst producing in the Rain podcast Singing in the Rain? 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:52.080 Step Up to the streets. 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:55.840 Is you know what? Do me a favor? 0:15:56.360 --> 0:15:59.480 Google actively, I guarantee it. 0:15:59.520 --> 0:15:59.960 Step up. 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:01.040 It's step up. 0:16:01.840 --> 0:16:04.120 Read me, read me, the read me the synopsis to 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:04.640 step up? 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:07.720 Okay, coming right at you right now, step up. 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:09.040 And if this is not the movie, I think you're 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:10.640 gonna step down as our producer. 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:13.560 Who do you think is in step up? Let's start there. 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:17.160 You got served? This is what I'm talking about. You 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:22.560 got served. It's the most classic, that one. You know 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:23.720 that is unbelievable to watch. 0:16:24.240 --> 0:16:27.360 Wait, but now I want to read The Step Up 0:16:27.440 --> 0:16:29.800 is a love story. Step Up as an American romantic 0:16:29.920 --> 0:16:33.520 dance franchise created by Dwayne Adler. The franchise includes six 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:35.000 films in a television series. 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:36.240 Is in It Right? 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:37.760 Or No? 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:40.280 Is it? What's the Face to Blonde? Step Up? 0:16:40.400 --> 0:16:43.320 The original is the girl that she's a ballet dancer, 0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:44.760 and then she ends up going to the streets. 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:47.360 That's it. That's step up right, She's a bat. 0:16:48.120 --> 0:16:51.680 Channing is in it again. 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:57.080 Channing is in the Step Up. I'm talking about what 0:16:57.120 --> 0:16:59.080