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Speaker 1: fellow Ridiculous historians, Welcome to the show. I for one,

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Speaker 1: am excited because today's episode concerns one of our favorite

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Speaker 1: genres of historical individuals, the con artist flim flam Man,

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Speaker 1: which our last episode did as well. We have we

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Speaker 1: I have no regrets about it. Who am I? I'm Ben?

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Speaker 1: Who you are I'm Noel? This ridiculous history? And who's

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Speaker 1: that handsome man outside of the booth? Why that devil

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Speaker 1: as I live and breathe? That's super producer Casey Pegrom.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, gracious, I love what people say as

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Speaker 1: I love a breathe. Well, it's funny too, because when

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Speaker 1: you said that sound, yes, I do allow that expression.

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Speaker 1: When you said that, and then the sound happened, a

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Speaker 1: beautiful glint on Casey's pearly white, very straight teeth lit

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Speaker 1: up the room. That's true. It's true. We Uh off

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Speaker 1: Air Nolan. I spend uh a lot of time just

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Speaker 1: had to find out on air casey. You know it's

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Speaker 1: fine though, it's fine. It's endearing, not creepy at all,

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Speaker 1: We have so many ways to begin today's story to

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Speaker 1: king of gravity, Isaac Newton. Can we have an air horn?

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Speaker 1: There we go? Yes, a boy, Isaac Newton, uh invented gravity.

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Speaker 1: Beforehand it was pandemonium, and now it was nuts. Isaac

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Speaker 1: He was described in his day as a natural philosopher,

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Speaker 1: seventy seventy seven. Today's episode does not concern his many

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Speaker 1: many innovations and his scientific pursuits. It concerns something much

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Speaker 1: more noir can I also point out that in his

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Speaker 1: sexual no way, He's like some of a Morrissey figure,

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Speaker 1: he did. He did, by all accounts, die a virgins,

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Speaker 1: So maybe it's unfair to give him that term a

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Speaker 1: often hear about Isaac Newton in relation to his many

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Speaker 1: before we began researching this episode. He also Uh, he

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Speaker 1: He took his scientific acumen and his cognitive prowess and

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Speaker 1: out that they had a very very alarming problem. They

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Speaker 1: And his success became his undoing because he got squarely

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