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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone, Frank Mornings.

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Speaker 1: That's twenties for your brand new phone. Frank. And Sebastian's

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Speaker 1: on the phone and he's setting up his wife today

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Speaker 1: for a phone prank because they just moved and they've

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Speaker 1: been waiting eleven weeks for their brand new couch. And um,

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Speaker 1: you know, we've been waiting for this couch forever and

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Speaker 1: every time she brings it up she gets so passed.

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Speaker 1: So um, I was saying, like, what if, what if

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Speaker 1: y'all call her and tell her it's broken? I would

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Speaker 1: love to do that. Yes, let's do it. Thank you?

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Ted

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Speaker 1: David from Furniture. Is this Danielle? Oh? Yeah? This isn't she?

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Speaker 1: Hello Danielle? How are you doing today? I am calling

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Speaker 1: to let you know that your couch is just about

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Speaker 1: ready to go and ready to be shipped off. I

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Speaker 1: know you waiting for some time for it, so that's

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Speaker 1: exciting news. We're almost ready to ship that couch on

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Speaker 1: out to you. You haven't shipped it yet. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: it's not quite done being tested. I've never heard of

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Speaker 1: couches being tested. What is that well, and that is

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Speaker 1: the reason it has taken so long. And they should

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Speaker 1: have explained that to you when you purchase this couch.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's a three thousand dollar couch. I wish

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Speaker 1: they would have told you that. I'll you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'll follow up on that with the salesperson. But each

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Speaker 1: and every one of our couches is tested out for

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Speaker 1: full functionality and things that might come up in live.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that mean. Is just sn the

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Speaker 1: couch now? All right? I think what I'm hearing from

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Speaker 1: you is you want the couch to send out without

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Speaker 1: the pushing test. You know, I don't know if I

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Speaker 1: can do. You're understanding me, yes, But if those cushions

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Speaker 1: are tested for the pushing, I can't send that out

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Speaker 1: with a good conscience. I need to do the pushing

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Speaker 1: test on it. I tell you what. I just texted

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Speaker 1: my date for tomorrow and to see if I can

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Speaker 1: move it to tonight. And if they come over tonight,

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Speaker 1: we will totally test out that couch make sure I

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Speaker 1: can handle the pushing. Okay, oh my god, are you

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Speaker 1: thinking what I think you're saying? Well, it depends on

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Speaker 1: what you think I'm saying. Also, I am sitting on

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Speaker 1: this beauty right now, and it is such a comfortable couch.

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Speaker 1: You are gonna love it. Your family's gonna love it.

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Speaker 1: I've had it in my living room for three weeks

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Speaker 1: now and I don't even want to part with it,

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Speaker 1: but I kind of have to because the old couch

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Speaker 1: not my couch. So I'm sitting on it right now.

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Speaker 1: Though it is beautiful. You're sitting on the couch that

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Speaker 1: I paid three thousand dollars for it and has waited

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Speaker 1: eleven weeks for because at this point it kind of

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Speaker 1: sounds like it's been used. Well, I mean, I guess

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Speaker 1: it has been a little bit lived on, But that's

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Speaker 1: how we set our couches. We live certify. I'm each

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Speaker 1: employee gets a couch for a few weeks. They get

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Speaker 1: to test it out exactly how they want, and I'm

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Speaker 1: really looking forward to doing the pushing test on it.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go ahead and get that done and

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Speaker 1: then send this right out to you. You know, I

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Speaker 1: just cancel the couch. I don't want any other. Oh

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Speaker 1: my goodness, Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness. Hello, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: are you still that? Are you still on the phone, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: are you still on the phone regretfully? Yes, goodness, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad we didn't send this couch to you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, it just it just broke into I

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Speaker 1: think a thousand million pieces. That couch was definitely not

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Speaker 1: life certified. I'm angry right now on your behalf, and

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Speaker 1: our company should be embarrassed about that. But I'm so

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Speaker 1: sorry that couch is dead. That couch is gone. I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry. Yeah, your company should be very embarrassed, especially

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Speaker 1: employing somebody like you. So why don't you just do

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Speaker 1: me a favor? Called your manager? Otherwise I am hanging up.

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Speaker 1: Cancel my order, give me my refund. I am never

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Speaker 1: advert ordering with you guys ever. Again, this is the

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Speaker 1: worst experience I have had in my entire life. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well then I guess I should let you know your

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Speaker 1: couch ain't dead gone, Your couch is perfectly fine, and

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Speaker 1: your husband's on the phone. Say hi to Sebastian, baby

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Speaker 1: would come. Oh my god, what a performance, Danielle. This

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show and your husband

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Speaker 1: Sebastian doing a phone brank on you because waiting forever

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Speaker 1: for your Couch. The Couch is coming tomorrow at four piece.

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Speaker 1: If I got the call today what I wanted and

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Speaker 1: I'm so mad at you, hey babe, but um, maybe

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Speaker 1: we could do the pushing test ourselves. Oh my god, no,

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Speaker 1: literally because of all of this. But you're not going

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Speaker 1: to have the pushing tests for a very long time

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Speaker 1: O case of bastion. The Jewels Show on demand