1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:06,120 Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back earl 2 00:00:06,519 --> 00:00:10,320 Speaker 1: arms mouth speak. 3 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,399 Speaker 2: One of our listeners texted into seventy eighty five nine 4 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:17,120 Speaker 2: two that says, one morning, about an hour after breakfast, 5 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 2: I saw a bit of marmalade on my jumper. I 6 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,959 Speaker 2: picked it off and put it in my mouth. Sadly, 7 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:25,200 Speaker 2: it was jelly from the cat food. 8 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:30,640 Speaker 3: Oh oh, honest mistake, though I understand. 9 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:33,160 Speaker 2: And now she spreads fancy feast on her toast every day. 10 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,040 Speaker 1: Gross. 11 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:36,680 Speaker 2: But if you have a shameful, jelly filled confession that 12 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:38,880 Speaker 2: you want to pop in our miles, you can do it. 13 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,320 Speaker 1: Right here on the mass speaker. 14 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,159 Speaker 2: And one of our listeners is ready to give us 15 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:44,280 Speaker 2: a finger full of sticky secrets. She's chosen to go 16 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:47,000 Speaker 2: by the fake name Stephanie. So Stephanie, welcome to the show. 17 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:52,040 Speaker 4: Huh oh, Stephanie, you sound sad. That was a sad Hi, 18 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:57,080 Speaker 4: I'm really nervous. Okay, that's okay, that makes sense. 19 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 2: Don't be nervous, because the voice changer is on. You 20 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 2: are now the mass speaker. Our mouths are open whenever 21 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 2: you're ready give us a taste. 22 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:12,920 Speaker 5: Okay, good. Yeah. So a few years ago my husband 23 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:16,520 Speaker 5: bought a classic car to work on as a project. 24 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:19,120 Speaker 3: Okay, oh cool, my dad always did that. And then 25 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 3: the classic cars just sat. 26 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of evil. They just became rusty. 27 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:30,520 Speaker 4: Yeah. Was he more active in the in the hobby. 28 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's actually the main problem is he spent all 29 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:38,480 Speaker 5: his time working on this car. And it didn't always 30 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,600 Speaker 5: start out that. We started off just kind of slowly. 31 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:45,240 Speaker 5: He did on weekends and some weeknights. But eventually after 32 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 5: a couple of years, mind you, I basically lost my 33 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:50,680 Speaker 5: husband to this car. 34 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 3: Oh got it went to the car he took right 35 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 3: or down like literally yah. 36 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 5: You know, he got to the point where he wasn't 37 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,800 Speaker 5: just buying stuff to fix the car up. He was 38 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 5: buying extras like chrones, sit kid something or rather, I 39 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:08,799 Speaker 5: don't know that that kind of stuff you do for cars. 40 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,799 Speaker 5: It was crazy. I was too much. 41 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 3: So so not only was he spending all the time 42 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,360 Speaker 3: with the car and fixing the car, but then he's 43 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,720 Speaker 3: like spending money that it sounds like maybe wasn't in 44 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 3: the budget. 45 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:20,880 Speaker 4: It was. 46 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:23,840 Speaker 5: I mean it's in the budget in that it's money 47 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,600 Speaker 5: we had to spare. But I'd rather take a vacation, 48 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 5: go on a nice dinner or something like. 49 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:32,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so you're you're not feeling the classic car 50 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:34,640 Speaker 2: the same way your husband is, right. 51 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:38,480 Speaker 5: I mean, it's totally an obsession now. He only talks 52 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:41,799 Speaker 5: about the car when when we're with friends, when we're 53 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 5: with family, And that's. 54 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,799 Speaker 3: Probably hard for you because it's like, you want to 55 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:50,639 Speaker 3: support your partner in their like hobbies and yeah, passions 56 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,359 Speaker 3: and all that stuff, but you know, at some point 57 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,040 Speaker 3: you also have to be a priority. 58 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 4: Did you talk to him about it? 59 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:59,079 Speaker 5: I did. I did, so. I brought it up and 60 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:03,360 Speaker 5: he was really nice and understanding. But his answer was, 61 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:08,320 Speaker 5: we'll have more time when I'm done with this project. 62 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, if you would stop asking me questions, then I 63 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 2: can actually go focus on finishing this car. But we're 64 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 2: having this long conversation. You're the one that's taking forever, right, But. 65 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:21,520 Speaker 5: He's never going to be done with this car. The 66 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 5: way he's working on it, it's just a never ending project. 67 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:27,000 Speaker 1: So I mean, what can you really do at that point? 68 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:30,400 Speaker 5: Well, that's the point when I decided to do something. 69 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 5: Oh no, there was a night when he had gone 70 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 5: out with friends, okay, and I stole the keys and 71 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 5: I drove the car out of town. 72 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 4: Okay, no, what. 73 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 5: I very carefully but still riskily. I drove it into 74 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:55,840 Speaker 5: a tree and totaled the car. 75 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 1: He blew up the car. What happened? 76 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 2: It's just total It was so what you crashed it 77 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,119 Speaker 2: on purpose or by accident? 78 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:08,280 Speaker 4: Whoa while you were driving it? 79 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:09,120 Speaker 2: Are you okay? 80 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,520 Speaker 3: Or did you do like a stunt man move and 81 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:13,080 Speaker 3: like leap out last second and roll? 82 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 4: Also terrible decision? 83 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:16,520 Speaker 1: Actually, I hope you didn't do that. 84 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:17,280 Speaker 4: That's insane. 85 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,080 Speaker 5: Well, I know, being a classic car, it did not 86 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 5: have airbag. 87 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:24,679 Speaker 4: Oh but you're okay? 88 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I mean I just got bruises. 89 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:28,559 Speaker 5: It was fine. 90 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:29,160 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 91 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:32,440 Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm just picturing like if if her husband saw 92 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,520 Speaker 2: the crash happen, like, would he go to ten to 93 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 2: you first? 94 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 1: Or would he go to ten to the car? 95 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:37,640 Speaker 5: Like? Yeah? 96 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:38,080 Speaker 1: Right? 97 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,039 Speaker 4: How did we find someone that's the worst driver than 98 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 4: a keep talking? 99 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,880 Speaker 1: It makes me look good? How did you hold you? 100 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:44,520 Speaker 3: Uber? Like? 101 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:45,120 Speaker 1: What what the. 102 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:46,160 Speaker 4: Heck you called it? 103 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:50,279 Speaker 5: I walked about a mile about twenty minutes or so 104 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:53,159 Speaker 5: away from it, called an uber and I got home 105 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,400 Speaker 5: before him because I still had a few hours to 106 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,640 Speaker 5: stare okay, and I made it look like there was 107 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:00,279 Speaker 5: a break in in the garage and the the car 108 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:01,120 Speaker 5: was stilling. 109 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:03,880 Speaker 4: So why did you have bruises? 110 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 5: He didn't really notice because we weren't really infinite that 111 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:10,599 Speaker 5: week much because he was really distressed about the car, 112 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:12,920 Speaker 5: so he didn't really see me naked much. 113 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,880 Speaker 2: And also, you guys are just you're in a marriage. 114 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,720 Speaker 2: So yeah, So what happened when he came home from 115 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:19,840 Speaker 2: hanging out with his friends, I. 116 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:23,839 Speaker 5: Mean, he was he was very upset. He called the cops. 117 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:26,960 Speaker 5: The police came, they found the car actually like about 118 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:29,719 Speaker 5: three four hours later, and you're. 119 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,280 Speaker 4: Like, oh, how did it end up there? 120 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,320 Speaker 3: I mean, weren't you freaking out that the cops would 121 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,560 Speaker 3: trace it back to you? Like that you would have 122 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,000 Speaker 3: left something of yours or fingerprints. 123 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,360 Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know if they fingered. 124 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:46,479 Speaker 2: Yeah, officer, I bleed in this thing all the time. 125 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:48,440 Speaker 1: You can't. 126 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:53,960 Speaker 2: That doesn't mean anything. So they never they never found 127 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,159 Speaker 2: out that you're the one who did it. 128 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:59,440 Speaker 5: No, oh my god, they really didn't look into it 129 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:00,480 Speaker 5: that much, to be honest. 130 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no reported incident injuries. 131 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,360 Speaker 4: Right, So did insurance pay you? Like, did did he 132 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,640 Speaker 4: get money? To buy another. 133 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:12,960 Speaker 5: He's bagging for another car, but I've been telling him 134 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,800 Speaker 5: put it off, and that we kind of di vacation. 135 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,440 Speaker 4: Makes sense after all you've been through. 136 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,799 Speaker 2: Yeah, like we need massages too, because I am sold 137 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:25,000 Speaker 2: no matter where we go. 138 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 1: Okay, that is yeah, brilliant. 139 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,279 Speaker 4: It's also illegal. Does anyone else know? 140 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,839 Speaker 1: I was worried about that. Yeah, insurance fraud part. 141 00:06:34,279 --> 00:06:37,200 Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm holding onto her number just in case 142 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:38,240 Speaker 2: we ever need something. 143 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,120 Speaker 1: Text into seventy five nine too. 144 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,720 Speaker 2: If you have a confession you've been holding on to, 145 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,440 Speaker 2: we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you 146 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:46,520 Speaker 2: the next mass speaker. 147 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:48,279 Speaker 1: Phone taps coming up next 148 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:50,400 Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.