WEBVTT - "BARREL CURL BABY NEW YEAR!" w/ Bryan Safi 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.920 Welcome to Will you accept This Rose? A production of 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:16.680 I Heart Radio. Things are getting real horny, so horny. 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:19.960 I'm so horny from all those guys desperately auditioning for 0:00:20.079 --> 0:00:23.160 Bachelor of Paradise. A friend of women in jewel tone tops, 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:28.800 all those guys and Beryl girls, sweet sweet tight suits. 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:33.640 Oh my god, a tight chous a barrel curl. I 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:41.920 didn't know that apparently. Hello, welcome to another up this rose. 0:00:42.000 --> 0:00:45.000 My name is Arte Marine, coming to you from Los Angeles, 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:48.360 but not from my bougie garage. Here with me today. 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:51.839 I'm not with the production team, but I am with 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:54.840 a man who knows a bang on a boy? Can 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:58.160 I say he knows a bang on a boy? You 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:01.880 know him from Nine on One. You know him from 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:10.200 his incredibly successful, award winning podcast Attitude. Thank You. Also 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:14.520 know him from asked Rona with Rona and Brian. Thank you. 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:17.560 He's not Rana two people on the show. I get 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:25.360 third billing. You're absolutely right, ladies and gentlemen. My friend, 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:33.200 my travel companion, my brother, body pass, my my my 0:01:33.360 --> 0:01:36.639 free being, my noodle buddy in the pool, my noodle 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:39.440 buddy in the ocean. A man who will not bend 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:44.160 Momi sells. Ladies and gentlemen, if you get a chance 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:47.440 to capture this man and bring him to your childhood 0:01:47.440 --> 0:01:50.680 home for two weeks, do it, Ladies and gentlemen. Bread 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:58.760 stopping an intro, I am so thrilled to be here. Thanks, 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:01.440 I'm so thrilled to be here, Brian. I'm gonna sit 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:04.000 real close with you because I'm the engineer today and 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:06.240 I set this up. I didn't know how to make 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:08.040 a move on you when we were back in my home. 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:11.080 We're sharing a mic this weekend, and that's not the 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:14.360 only thing we shared this Can I just say, I mean, 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:16.200 we're gonna get into it a little bit later, but 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:19.000 just a little pray view. I did bring Brian to 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:22.280 my hometown of Little Compton, Rhode Island. It was your 0:02:22.280 --> 0:02:25.320 second trip, my second trip, and we were supposed to 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:28.040 come last year, but obviously the cove the cove, and 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:33.480 so I took a Delta flight without having the Delta bariant, 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:36.440 thank you, straight to Boston and then straight to Little Content. 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:40.519 Can I just say, I mean, there's not a lot 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:43.040 of people that you could bring to a town that 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:46.480 has no attractions. Well, that's my kind of town, and 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:48.280 literally be like, do you want to come sleep on 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:51.600 my brother's bed for two weeks? And then we we 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:54.160 ignore each other eight percent of the day, But then 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:58.000 the twenty percent that we're together, watch out, Watch out world, 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:02.200 watch out. I'm telling you the best way I've realized 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:06.120 from this talking trip with a friend talk both have 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:09.320 to be independent, independent and self reliance a little bit. 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:11.399 Then when you see each other, it's like the most 0:03:11.400 --> 0:03:15.120 exciting thing in the world. Can I just say the 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:20.079 excitement we felt watching Bachelorette Watching at night, we would 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:23.800 convene and watch Bachelorette below Deck, Real Housewes of Potomac, 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:26.359 Real Housewives in Beverly Hills. Real housewas in New York. 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:31.480 We would do Judge, Judy, Jeopardy. I mean really, yeah, 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:34.440 it's true. We we've really, you know what, come to 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:36.720 a gorgeous summer place and watch a lot of tving 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:40.600 that and we'll get more into our trip later. For 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:42.839 our newcomers, w are like, wait a minute, I thought 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:45.960 this is a Bachelorette show. We'll talk about the Bachelorette now. 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:49.000 And for the old time or die hards are like, 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:51.320 tell me more about your trip to the dump. A 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:54.640 little Compton Rhode Island. That's a preview of what's coming up. 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:57.520 You're not going to believe it. You're literally not going 0:03:57.560 --> 0:04:00.680 to believe it. Remind me, I have to take three 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:04.560 commercial breaks today. I'm alreat, I'm that popular. I have 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:09.040 that many ads. Three good you know what? And all 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:12.720 the ads are for men's barrel curls. Why wouldn't they. 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:14.960 Let's just started out. So here we are, it's our 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:20.840 first mental in back in a studio, and everyone sure 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:22.680 was excited because they were clapping at the fact that 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:24.880 there was an audience. They were clapping at the audience. 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:27.720 I was. I felt safe. I felt like all is 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:30.000 right with the world. We have women back with jewel 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:34.719 tone tops. Yes, and uh, you know, and I have 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:38.160 to say, I'm not trying to be you know what. 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:42.320 We'll get to it later. I thought Katie looked beautiful. 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:46.960 Wanted to change her green screen dress. Sure, oh yeah, sure, 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:49.479 well they could have projected anything on that. They literally 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:51.120 think Maybe she didn't couldn't make up her mind. It 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:53.320 was like, we'll just throw something off. Just make it gold, 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:55.920 make it leopard. You can just keep changing it. I 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:59.440 thought she's adorable. I thought her hair and makeup looked 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:04.400 beauty a fool. I think she's really charming. Carl Tart 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:09.920 was texting me during uh the uh during the mental all. 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:12.320 He still doesn't trust her. He's mad at her because 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:14.760 last week she threw out Canada dry, which is for 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:18.680 our listeners, Canada dry was barrel curled because he's the 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:21.480 Canadian firefighter. But he found him dry, and she thought 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:24.200 that he did she did Canada dry dirty because she 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:26.680 broke up with him, like she jumped out hiding behind 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:28.719 a tree like put kay and pepper, or her eyes 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:31.279 pretended to cry and cut like various people. So she 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:34.599 thought that she did Canada dry dirty. I mean, look, 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:37.159 it did feel like being home again, though, to be 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:40.640 back in a room with men and tight pants women 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:43.760 and jewel tone tops going banana pants and these guys 0:05:44.279 --> 0:05:47.960 you know what, swinging hard for his slot in Paradise. 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:50.599 Because I'm gonna guess this was filmed months ago, and 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:52.400 I'm gonna guess that each of these men had a 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:56.480 producer that was like, look, Canada Dry. We didn't. You 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:57.960 didn't get a lot of air time because you think 0:05:58.000 --> 0:06:00.960 about if you make the pitch for ectually to Paradise, 0:06:01.040 --> 0:06:03.960 that is an entirely new stream of revenue. That's exactly, 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:05.440 like I mean, it's such a smart move to just 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:08.919 be like, that's really I don't care if I was eliminated. Firstly, 0:06:09.000 --> 0:06:12.080 I'm going for it because grocery store out look at 0:06:12.160 --> 0:06:14.880 him grocery by the way, exactly, and you can get 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:17.760 yourself a fab fun code if you go like it's 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:20.560 all about first, they don't get paid on The Bachelor 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:23.560 because it's a game show. It to get like a 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:25.760 hundred bucks and airs something not even I think they 0:06:25.920 --> 0:06:29.240 literally make nothing because when Lance Bass and I were 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:34.320 applying to be on Amazing Race during right before COVID, 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:39.400 they told my agent who did the like the application 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:41.560 for us, because we were just trying applying to be 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:46.440 on the regular one just everybody, that you make zero 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:50.400 dollars because you're on it's a game shop. And by 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:53.800 the way, we were like, great, sign me up. Sure 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:57.960 we weren't going to win because of me, but but 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:01.520 we weren't going to lose. You you're pretty like you 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:03.159 would not be afraid to just like run up to 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:05.120 someone to be like, hey, I need your help with that. 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:07.440 You don't have that, no, no, no, but I can't 0:07:07.440 --> 0:07:09.960 win in a foot race. I won't lose, like I'll 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:12.920 come middle of the pack. Sure, because I'm scrappy and 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:16.160 I'm and I'm smart and I can go talk to people. 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:20.680 But I can't. I can't lift weights. Is that part 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:23.200 of it? I just give to carry a lot of stuff. Anyway, 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:27.040 back to the Bachelor, I would desperately like no, no, 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:29.600 no no. I would like to be the Bachelorette. I 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:32.720 would like to be the Bachelorette, not a contestant, the 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:35.560 one that the picker um. So the guys all came 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:38.080 to play, and again it was the guys. I feel 0:07:38.120 --> 0:07:40.880 like the guys that sort of were quieter during the season. 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:45.040 They knew if they were going to get to Paradise 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:47.800 hond Me, they had to get noisy. A person like 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:50.720 James who arrived in the box with his al capone 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:53.640 and vest. He didn't say anything all season and he 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:57.160 was swinging hard. Love him in his new England accent, 0:07:57.240 --> 0:07:59.240 even though it says he's from long beause he is 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:02.240 like full blown, like bring back Boardwalk Empire, because I'm 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:04.440 ready to roll onto that set and do what I 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:08.160 need to tell. And I find him, I would make 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:10.960 out with that. I would make he would be for 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:14.880 me up there. Andrew S. He's my number one Andrews, 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:18.520 Andrews's top dog, number one, Andrews number two. I feel 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:22.560 like al Capone is a contender, definitely. Okay, So they 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:25.520 come out and we see before we even get to 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:27.600 the mental all, we got to talk with the most 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:31.600 important thing. We see the dad. We see our sweet 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:35.800 sweet U are sweet sweet Michael, and he's saying to 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:39.360 him her, um, we sort of a preview of their 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:42.920 love affair. No one can love you like I do. Um. 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:45.679 And then his son is like, yes, but now we're 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:47.880 not quite there yet. This was a preview of their 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:52.160 earlier Their preview of their earlier love affair. He said 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:54.280 to her, no one can love you like I can. 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:56.640 We will figure it out. Love is the only thing 0:08:56.679 --> 0:09:01.240 that matters. Um. And uh, you know andrew S left 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:05.080 last week, and um, so so here we are. We're 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:08.440 in New Mexico. She's walking with Tassia, who was honestly 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:12.319 said nothing all season. And I feel like the producers 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:16.480 are like Tasia, Caitlin's outshining you. You gotta get back 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:20.840 in the game. And and so she uh, she was like, 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:23.120 you know, I didn't know, but Andrew, I didn't know 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:25.320 what I had till it was gone, I until I 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:28.560 said goodbye. And then Tasia's like, well, hometowns are next week, 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:32.280 and She's like, I'm so confident about the guys, and 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:34.520 I just want to say, I haven't told anybody I'm 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:36.520 in love with them. It's the one thing I think 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:40.520 I can give to my fiance. And then Tasia in 0:09:40.600 --> 0:09:44.400 the worst advice somebody could give, It's like, if you 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:46.800 feel it, just say it. I said, it's lots of guys. 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:51.240 It wasn't just like that's such a producer move. What 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:53.640 terrible advice? Do you think Tasha was trying to screw 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:56.360 her over? No? I sort of thought it was bad 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:59.440 ass of Tasia. I sort of loved her being like, 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:01.440 I mean, you could love more than one person, can't you. 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:03.600 I mean, I'm in love with you and the guy 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:07.640 that don'ts what I mean I mean exactly, So I 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:09.560 get how in that situation you could fall in love. 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:13.319 I also love our plumber. I loved that plumber. We 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:16.720 had a plumber that showed up last week in Rhode Island. 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:19.440 I have got a path for the toilet. Yeah, like 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:22.560 nobody called for the plumber. I had just topped out 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:24.760 of the shower and absolutely let him in, no questions, 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:28.000 no questions. I'm buck naked. I'm like, Brian, Brian, you 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:30.959 have to go deal with the plumber. So he like, 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:33.480 there's a man here pounding on the door. Brian lets 0:10:33.520 --> 0:10:35.880 him in. I'm naked, Brian is no problem. But given 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:40.280 to these not a problem. And then and then he's like, 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:42.080 needs to get into the room that I'm in. So 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:45.200 I'm like scurrying and hiding behind furniture, trying to like 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:50.080 throw like a robe on. Turns out he's adorable and 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:52.320 was meant to be here. He did actually have something 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:54.000 he had to do here. He fixed the toilet that 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:55.920 I didn't even know. Look, it's not my house, it's 0:10:55.920 --> 0:11:00.480 my brother's house. I didn't know that. Apparently he actually 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:02.520 had to be here at how cute with me. He 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:05.679 could have been on the battelot for sure. And in 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:09.080 Australia we know tradinges get the ladies, right, he would 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:11.320 have gotten the ladies. He would have gotten the lady 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:14.200 if he was a trading he would have gotten the lady. Anyway, 0:11:14.400 --> 0:11:17.280 So here we are. She's like, look, I'm head of 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:20.920 her heels, let's go. Zach wasn't my stronger relationship until 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:24.000 I met his family. That's how you do it. So 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:26.839 all the guys are talking. They're like, Greg is like, 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:30.320 I haven't introduced anyone to my family. Michael is like, 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:33.600 part of it is that James is not being here. 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:37.200 It weighs on me. Katie's answered my questions like she 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:41.160 lives in Washington, I live in Ohio. I have a child. 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:44.920 That now, that's what I want to talk about. So 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:47.880 she's talking to Tasia. She says, I'm most nervous to 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:51.000 meet Michael's parents, but I just want what is best 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:54.800 for Michael and James. But I do picture, you know, 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:58.720 I picture being a parent to James. I picture being together. 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:03.640 I would be idiot parents. I'm exciting about that. Um Like, 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:07.079 all that's missing is me. It's already set up already. 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:11.200 So then we see Michael talking face timing with his son. 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:16.080 What's up, monkey boy? I miss him like crazy. He 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:20.280 kept saying, I'm doing work, I'm doing work, see you soon, goes, 0:12:20.320 --> 0:12:22.800 I want to go to Disney World. He did say 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:25.800 work trip a lot, as if, as if the more 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:27.680 he said it, the more his six year old might believe. 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:31.000 He's like a three trying to calm this kid. And 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:33.400 then he said, then the little boy was like three 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:36.800 or four, goes, maybe Daddy don't want to see me, 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:39.560 which breaks my heart, and he says daddy's on a 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:43.760 work trip, and then he starts crying and Okay, So 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:45.600 then he says he's I feel like he could have 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:48.080 been honest with his son. Actually, what is that three 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:50.240 year old? Now, he was just like, I'm going on 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:54.240 a competition on ABC, and I'm going to see if 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:57.360 if a girl likes me. This is how you find up. Yeah, 0:12:57.600 --> 0:13:02.880 this is how you do it. Teach them early. So 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:06.560 he's like and then he was like, then he starts crying, 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:10.080 poor poor Michael, and he's like, look, he's wrong. I 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:12.640 do believe he came here to find a wife. He says, 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:15.160 James is the only certain thing I have in my life. 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:18.679 So then he hugs and holds the production staff in 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:22.280 a way that the production stuff seemed almost uncomfortable, and 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:24.120 he was like, thank you, thank you for letting him 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:26.840 use the phone. He's like, it's breaking me that I'm here. 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:29.240 When he's thinking that, now, I do agree that he 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:31.160 had to go, so let me, just say what happened 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:34.640 and we'll discuss it. I don't ever wanted to think 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:38.000 that he's not enough. I know that this would be 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:41.040 brutal when it starts, you know it's starting to be 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:43.400 an effort. My son thinks that, like he doesn't want 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:45.960 to be with me. He goes to Katie's door. He's like, 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:48.640 I faced time with my son. When I came here, 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:52.240 I was skeptical, but I got I changed that feeling 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:54.520 it was because of you. And then went on our 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:57.080 one on one day. It was the greatest. But something 0:13:57.160 --> 0:14:01.200 happened which changes this for me. And um, he said, 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:03.280 why don't you want to see me? I can't focus 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:06.320 on anything else. It's wrong to give you half of 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:09.280 what I could be. I'm going home and she was like, 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:11.800 I did not see this coming. I'm so sorry all 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:14.600 of it. And then she said I saw us going 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:17.000 to the end. And he said, I'm not leaving because 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:19.440 of us. I'm leaving because my son needs his dad. 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:21.920 He canswered the stop watch, so he gave it the 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:25.280 first night. It's important because of time, time and love. 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:27.440 I thought love was going to be the harder thing 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:29.880 and then it's And then we just ran out of time, 0:14:30.400 --> 0:14:33.280 and then she says, I know it would have worked. 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:35.880 I want to beg you to stay. He says, you 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:38.120 made me better, you taught me a lot, you taught 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:41.520 me how to love again. But he had no tears, 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:44.640 and then the heart was racing in the hug, and 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:49.160 she said our connection was unexplored. Um, it's hard to 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:51.000 know him, Like, what would life would have been? I 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:53.600 would if I've chose Michael, I wanted it. I'm mad 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:55.960 and I'm sad and very possible. My person just left. 0:14:56.680 --> 0:15:01.160 I don't under I think he left, which was right. 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:05.280 Why didn't he say come with me. Why didn't he 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:08.760 say if this doesn't work with somebody, Why didn't he say, 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:11.000 I have to go, but I want to be with you, 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:16.040 like I have to go get my son. He didn't work. Yeah, 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:18.920 I believed every emotion he had when he was talking 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:20.520 to his son, that was very genuine. But when he 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:22.880 started talking to Katie and stopped buying it, it's something 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:26.160 about it just seemed really disingenuous. I think if you're 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:29.840 in love with someone, you would say and I would 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:32.120 think even the producers would push you to say, but 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:35.280 also you might naturally say I am in love with you. 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:37.520 I want you to meet my son as part of 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:40.400 my hometowns. Just come with me, like, let's get out 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:42.880 of here. And if he also if he didn't want 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:45.120 to stay, he wasn't in love with her, I just 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:47.000 wanted to appear to be it. I agree with I 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:53.440 wonder now, just to full disclosure, our b boy here, 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:56.120 Brie Bi didn't watch the season. I didn't. This was 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:58.960 my first episode, So I'm just saying that Brian and 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:00.760 I watched it together except talking about and I loved 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:02.320 Brian and I wanted Brian to be on. So I 0:16:02.360 --> 0:16:05.920 want to say, so when you saw you did not 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:08.560 see a man, so you're fresh to this. You found 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:12.160 him handsome, very handsome, and he does seem to love 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:14.720 his son more than anything. I believe that wholeheartedly, and 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:16.520 I'm sure he did sort of fall in love with her, 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:18.720 but at the end of it, there was no part 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:21.560 of him that wanted to fight for her anymore. I 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:23.880 do you think did you get a sense because Brian's 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:28.480 watched many, many many seas do you both think? I 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:34.040 think I think he wanted to be the Bachelor. Maybe 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:36.000 I didn't see him. Was he kind of can I 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:41.120 be like no, no, But I mean, like, why not 0:16:42.280 --> 0:16:44.000 if you really are this in her? And if you 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:46.600 think if you look, I don't know what his options 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:48.960 are in Ohio. And if she's like, maybe I'll move, 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:52.400 like she seems like a nice person. She seemed down 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:55.520 to move to Ohio. The part of me wants to 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:58.520 believe that maybe his son said that, and he just 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:01.160 had some weird mental blake where he was like, what 0:17:01.200 --> 0:17:04.080 am I doing right Like, I'm on a fucking show 0:17:04.240 --> 0:17:06.920 right now and my kids at home and I'm just 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:10.159 I'm mourning my wife, Like what am I doing? The 0:17:10.160 --> 0:17:12.080 other part of me is just like, oh great, so 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:14.040 now I'm out. I don't know, you know what I mean. 0:17:14.560 --> 0:17:21.560 I just he was not crying with water Company. He 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:25.680 wasn't and it just did. The conversation with her, Honestly, 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:28.879 it reminded me of some of Erica Jane's interviews in 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:30.840 the last couple of episodes. It's just something about it 0:17:30.840 --> 0:17:34.760 felt not he's a criminal. If you guys, don't she 0:17:34.760 --> 0:17:38.960 she is on Real HOUSEHS at Beverly Hills. It's fascinating. 0:17:39.040 --> 0:17:40.720 Even if you don't watch the show, you should watch 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:44.720 The Hustler and the Housewife folding in real times. In 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:47.360 real times, there's a housewife that there's a lot of 0:17:47.359 --> 0:17:51.240 like potential legal ramifications. In the last few episodes, she's 0:17:51.280 --> 0:17:53.800 acting like she didn't know about this, but I think 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:56.760 she's acting. She's crying with tears, and he seemed to 0:17:58.000 --> 0:18:00.320 give off the same vibe to me. I with you 0:18:00.640 --> 0:18:02.919 and then when we see him later, which we'll get you. 0:18:03.320 --> 0:18:09.000 But in his died beard, his new beard, dijet black, 0:18:10.160 --> 0:18:15.320 crazy eyebrow exs. It looked like they put makeup over 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:17.960 his eyebrows, like like they put like concealer over his 0:18:18.000 --> 0:18:20.439 eyebrows and then the hair peeked through. It was very strange. 0:18:20.720 --> 0:18:23.240 But he did die his beard. However, he looks really 0:18:23.280 --> 0:18:27.360 he's really handsome. He's very handsome. I felt badly for 0:18:27.359 --> 0:18:33.080 her because I felt like I felt like she was 0:18:33.320 --> 0:18:38.399 the kind of person that actually did want to go 0:18:38.840 --> 0:18:41.560 be a mom and I actually thought that that standing 0:18:41.600 --> 0:18:43.919 ovation he received at the end was sort of undeserved. 0:18:44.760 --> 0:18:46.440 But again, this is someone who didn't watch the season, 0:18:46.480 --> 0:18:50.520 so maybe no, but I have to say I didn't, 0:18:50.560 --> 0:18:54.040 But like, why didn't he bothered me that he didn't 0:18:54.040 --> 0:18:57.240 make a play for her. Yeah, even there, he didn't know. 0:18:57.640 --> 0:18:59.920 He didn't kind of he was, and I was sort 0:18:59.920 --> 0:19:01.320 of proud of her, and we'll get to that. But 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:03.280 like that, he was sort of like, well, if it 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:05.960 doesn't work out at the end, and she was sort 0:19:06.000 --> 0:19:08.199 of like, you know what, I'm fine with how it 0:19:08.240 --> 0:19:10.439 all played out, yeah, because otherwise you stand out there 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:12.639 and you go, I am so in love with you, 0:19:13.560 --> 0:19:15.320 over you. I would have done anything to stay I 0:19:15.359 --> 0:19:18.119 obviously couldn't. Like there's a way to play that. He 0:19:18.200 --> 0:19:20.080 did not do any of that. All right, we're gonna 0:19:20.119 --> 0:19:21.960 take a quick break and we will be right back 0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:25.320 talking about the mental all and the men of Little Conton. 0:19:25.400 --> 0:19:41.480 Tell all, oh bones zone, time for the bone zone, 0:19:44.680 --> 0:19:49.040 and we're back. Okay, So here we are. That was 0:19:49.160 --> 0:19:53.480 very heartbreaking. We watched. We watched poor Katie get heartbroken 0:19:53.840 --> 0:19:56.719 by the way. I don't blame her because he didn't 0:19:56.800 --> 0:20:01.800 seem that upset about leaving her um and I felt 0:20:01.840 --> 0:20:04.120 like he'd been really all in, like no one can 0:20:04.200 --> 0:20:06.800 love you like I can love you like and I 0:20:06.960 --> 0:20:09.959 to me, she gave him nothing but green lights, like 0:20:10.160 --> 0:20:16.480 like she was like, we'll figure it out. She even 0:20:16.520 --> 0:20:20.520 wore that dress, even that dress, so then we have 0:20:21.280 --> 0:20:24.560 so then you know, I'm never a fan of mental 0:20:24.600 --> 0:20:28.040 all where they just like the guys just like it's 0:20:28.040 --> 0:20:30.359 hard for me. It's hard for me to even like 0:20:30.480 --> 0:20:33.000 take notes on some of it because I'm like, I 0:20:33.040 --> 0:20:38.040 don't even it's literally like the world's worst improv scene 0:20:38.080 --> 0:20:41.520 of like, okay, go cause controversy to get on Paradise. 0:20:42.240 --> 0:20:47.760 So we have Carl the motivational speaker. I'm sure he's 0:20:47.800 --> 0:20:50.240 unpertius because he's such a ship tucker. I don't care 0:20:50.240 --> 0:20:53.560 if I never see him again, him going there's a 0:20:53.560 --> 0:20:56.080 guy here, this for the wrong reasons, multiple guys here, 0:20:56.080 --> 0:20:57.720 and so then they call him out, but he's still 0:20:57.720 --> 0:21:01.600 talking in circles and then like they're like, was it Thomas. 0:21:01.680 --> 0:21:04.960 He's like, of course, it's just like it's hard to 0:21:05.000 --> 0:21:08.920 watch men in tight suits fighting like that. Yeah, it's 0:21:08.960 --> 0:21:14.000 sort of pathetic. Yeah. So then we have drama Aaron. 0:21:14.119 --> 0:21:16.520 We saw Aaron that they had a pass with Cody. 0:21:16.560 --> 0:21:21.399 There was something in San Diego, but again there was nothing. 0:21:21.440 --> 0:21:23.560 I was like, what was the thing like you're talking 0:21:23.560 --> 0:21:26.159 about like, basically it seems like you guys buried a 0:21:26.240 --> 0:21:29.000 body in Sandy Ago. That is the illusion. And then 0:21:29.000 --> 0:21:31.560 instead it's like you posted I'm gonna be famous in 0:21:31.600 --> 0:21:35.680 six months? All right, who cares? So is an idiot? 0:21:36.200 --> 0:21:38.960 Who cares? By the way, you look like they should 0:21:38.960 --> 0:21:41.200 start pointing out who's genuinely there for the right reasons, 0:21:41.200 --> 0:21:42.880 because that would be more of an anomal thing. Yeah, 0:21:43.440 --> 0:21:47.320 this guy seems like he's actually here not to get famous. Dad. 0:21:47.400 --> 0:21:49.760 I feel like the dad actually felt there for the 0:21:49.880 --> 0:21:54.040 right reasons, which was shocking. So then, um, you know 0:21:54.280 --> 0:21:56.679 it's like I will be famous in six months. Carl 0:21:56.800 --> 0:21:59.119 was like, look, look, look as a witch hunt for 0:21:59.160 --> 0:22:02.680