Speaker 1: Welcome to Will you accept This Rose? A production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Things are getting real horny, so horny.
Speaker 1: I'm so horny from all those guys desperately auditioning for
Speaker 1: Bachelor of Paradise. A friend of women in jewel tone tops,
Speaker 1: all those guys and Beryl girls, sweet sweet tight suits.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, a tight chous a barrel curl. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that apparently. Hello, welcome to another up this rose.
Speaker 1: My name is Arte Marine, coming to you from Los Angeles,
Speaker 1: but not from my bougie garage. Here with me today.
Speaker 1: I'm not with the production team, but I am with
Speaker 1: a man who knows a bang on a boy? Can
Speaker 1: I say he knows a bang on a boy? You
Speaker 1: know him from Nine on One. You know him from
Speaker 1: his incredibly successful, award winning podcast Attitude. Thank You. Also
Speaker 1: know him from asked Rona with Rona and Brian. Thank you.
Speaker 1: He's not Rana two people on the show. I get
Speaker 1: third billing. You're absolutely right, ladies and gentlemen. My friend,
Speaker 1: my travel companion, my brother, body pass, my my my
Speaker 1: free being, my noodle buddy in the pool, my noodle
Speaker 1: buddy in the ocean. A man who will not bend
Speaker 1: Momi sells. Ladies and gentlemen, if you get a chance
Speaker 1: to capture this man and bring him to your childhood
Speaker 1: home for two weeks, do it, Ladies and gentlemen. Bread
Speaker 1: stopping an intro, I am so thrilled to be here. Thanks,
Speaker 1: I'm so thrilled to be here, Brian. I'm gonna sit
Speaker 1: real close with you because I'm the engineer today and
Speaker 1: I set this up. I didn't know how to make
Speaker 1: a move on you when we were back in my home.
Speaker 1: We're sharing a mic this weekend, and that's not the
Speaker 1: only thing we shared this Can I just say, I mean,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get into it a little bit later, but
Speaker 1: just a little pray view. I did bring Brian to
Speaker 1: my hometown of Little Compton, Rhode Island. It was your
Speaker 1: second trip, my second trip, and we were supposed to
Speaker 1: come last year, but obviously the cove the cove, and
Speaker 1: so I took a Delta flight without having the Delta bariant,
Speaker 1: thank you, straight to Boston and then straight to Little Content.
Speaker 1: Can I just say, I mean, there's not a lot
Speaker 1: of people that you could bring to a town that
Speaker 1: has no attractions. Well, that's my kind of town, and
Speaker 1: literally be like, do you want to come sleep on
Speaker 1: my brother's bed for two weeks? And then we we
Speaker 1: ignore each other eight percent of the day, But then
Speaker 1: the twenty percent that we're together, watch out, Watch out world,
Speaker 1: watch out. I'm telling you the best way I've realized
Speaker 1: from this talking trip with a friend talk both have
Speaker 1: to be independent, independent and self reliance a little bit.
Speaker 1: Then when you see each other, it's like the most
Speaker 1: exciting thing in the world. Can I just say the
Speaker 1: excitement we felt watching Bachelorette Watching at night, we would
Speaker 1: convene and watch Bachelorette below Deck, Real Housewes of Potomac,
Speaker 1: Real Housewives in Beverly Hills. Real housewas in New York.
Speaker 1: We would do Judge, Judy, Jeopardy. I mean really, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's true. We we've really, you know what, come to
Speaker 1: a gorgeous summer place and watch a lot of tving
Speaker 1: that and we'll get more into our trip later. For
Speaker 1: our newcomers, w are like, wait a minute, I thought
Speaker 1: this is a Bachelorette show. We'll talk about the Bachelorette now.
Speaker 1: And for the old time or die hards are like,
Speaker 1: tell me more about your trip to the dump. A
Speaker 1: little Compton Rhode Island. That's a preview of what's coming up.
Speaker 1: You're not going to believe it. You're literally not going
Speaker 1: to believe it. Remind me, I have to take three
Speaker 1: commercial breaks today. I'm alreat, I'm that popular. I have
Speaker 1: that many ads. Three good you know what? And all
Speaker 1: the ads are for men's barrel curls. Why wouldn't they.
Speaker 1: Let's just started out. So here we are, it's our
Speaker 1: first mental in back in a studio, and everyone sure
Speaker 1: was excited because they were clapping at the fact that
Speaker 1: there was an audience. They were clapping at the audience.
Speaker 1: I was. I felt safe. I felt like all is
Speaker 1: right with the world. We have women back with jewel
Speaker 1: tone tops. Yes, and uh, you know, and I have
Speaker 1: to say, I'm not trying to be you know what.
Speaker 1: We'll get to it later. I thought Katie looked beautiful.
Speaker 1: Wanted to change her green screen dress. Sure, oh yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: well they could have projected anything on that. They literally
Speaker 1: think Maybe she didn't couldn't make up her mind. It
Speaker 1: was like, we'll just throw something off. Just make it gold,
Speaker 1: make it leopard. You can just keep changing it. I
Speaker 1: thought she's adorable. I thought her hair and makeup looked
Speaker 1: beauty a fool. I think she's really charming. Carl Tart
Speaker 1: was texting me during uh the uh during the mental all.
Speaker 1: He still doesn't trust her. He's mad at her because
Speaker 1: last week she threw out Canada dry, which is for
Speaker 1: our listeners, Canada dry was barrel curled because he's the
Speaker 1: Canadian firefighter. But he found him dry, and she thought
Speaker 1: that he did she did Canada dry dirty because she
Speaker 1: broke up with him, like she jumped out hiding behind
Speaker 1: a tree like put kay and pepper, or her eyes
Speaker 1: pretended to cry and cut like various people. So she
Speaker 1: thought that she did Canada dry dirty. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: it did feel like being home again, though, to be
Speaker 1: back in a room with men and tight pants women
Speaker 1: and jewel tone tops going banana pants and these guys
Speaker 1: you know what, swinging hard for his slot in Paradise.
Speaker 1: Because I'm gonna guess this was filmed months ago, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess that each of these men had a
Speaker 1: producer that was like, look, Canada Dry. We didn't. You
Speaker 1: didn't get a lot of air time because you think
Speaker 1: about if you make the pitch for ectually to Paradise,
Speaker 1: that is an entirely new stream of revenue. That's exactly,
Speaker 1: like I mean, it's such a smart move to just
Speaker 1: be like, that's really I don't care if I was eliminated. Firstly,
Speaker 1: I'm going for it because grocery store out look at
Speaker 1: him grocery by the way, exactly, and you can get
Speaker 1: yourself a fab fun code if you go like it's
Speaker 1: all about first, they don't get paid on The Bachelor
Speaker 1: because it's a game show. It to get like a
Speaker 1: hundred bucks and airs something not even I think they
Speaker 1: literally make nothing because when Lance Bass and I were
Speaker 1: applying to be on Amazing Race during right before COVID,
Speaker 1: they told my agent who did the like the application
Speaker 1: for us, because we were just trying applying to be
Speaker 1: on the regular one just everybody, that you make zero
Speaker 1: dollars because you're on it's a game shop. And by
Speaker 1: the way, we were like, great, sign me up. Sure
Speaker 1: we weren't going to win because of me, but but
Speaker 1: we weren't going to lose. You you're pretty like you
Speaker 1: would not be afraid to just like run up to
Speaker 1: someone to be like, hey, I need your help with that.
Speaker 1: You don't have that, no, no, no, but I can't
Speaker 1: win in a foot race. I won't lose, like I'll
Speaker 1: come middle of the pack. Sure, because I'm scrappy and
Speaker 1: I'm and I'm smart and I can go talk to people.
Speaker 1: But I can't. I can't lift weights. Is that part
Speaker 1: of it? I just give to carry a lot of stuff. Anyway,
Speaker 1: back to the Bachelor, I would desperately like no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. I would like to be the Bachelorette. I
Speaker 1: would like to be the Bachelorette, not a contestant, the
Speaker 1: one that the picker um. So the guys all came
Speaker 1: to play, and again it was the guys. I feel
Speaker 1: like the guys that sort of were quieter during the season.
Speaker 1: They knew if they were going to get to Paradise
Speaker 1: hond Me, they had to get noisy. A person like
Speaker 1: James who arrived in the box with his al capone
Speaker 1: and vest. He didn't say anything all season and he
Speaker 1: was swinging hard. Love him in his new England accent,
Speaker 1: even though it says he's from long beause he is
Speaker 1: like full blown, like bring back Boardwalk Empire, because I'm
Speaker 1: ready to roll onto that set and do what I
Speaker 1: need to tell. And I find him, I would make
Speaker 1: out with that. I would make he would be for
Speaker 1: me up there. Andrew S. He's my number one Andrews,
Speaker 1: Andrews's top dog, number one, Andrews number two. I feel
Speaker 1: like al Capone is a contender, definitely. Okay, So they
Speaker 1: come out and we see before we even get to
Speaker 1: the mental all, we got to talk with the most
Speaker 1: important thing. We see the dad. We see our sweet
Speaker 1: sweet U are sweet sweet Michael, and he's saying to
Speaker 1: him her, um, we sort of a preview of their
Speaker 1: love affair. No one can love you like I do. Um.
Speaker 1: And then his son is like, yes, but now we're
Speaker 1: not quite there yet. This was a preview of their
Speaker 1: earlier Their preview of their earlier love affair. He said
Speaker 1: to her, no one can love you like I can.
Speaker 1: We will figure it out. Love is the only thing
Speaker 1: that matters. Um. And uh, you know andrew S left
Speaker 1: last week, and um, so so here we are. We're
Speaker 1: in New Mexico. She's walking with Tassia, who was honestly
Speaker 1: said nothing all season. And I feel like the producers
Speaker 1: are like Tasia, Caitlin's outshining you. You gotta get back
Speaker 1: in the game. And and so she uh, she was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't know, but Andrew, I didn't know
Speaker 1: what I had till it was gone, I until I
Speaker 1: said goodbye. And then Tasia's like, well, hometowns are next week,
Speaker 1: and She's like, I'm so confident about the guys, and
Speaker 1: I just want to say, I haven't told anybody I'm
Speaker 1: in love with them. It's the one thing I think
Speaker 1: I can give to my fiance. And then Tasia in
Speaker 1: the worst advice somebody could give, It's like, if you
Speaker 1: feel it, just say it. I said, it's lots of guys.
Speaker 1: It wasn't just like that's such a producer move. What
Speaker 1: terrible advice? Do you think Tasha was trying to screw
Speaker 1: her over? No? I sort of thought it was bad
Speaker 1: ass of Tasia. I sort of loved her being like,
Speaker 1: I mean, you could love more than one person, can't you.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm in love with you and the guy
Speaker 1: that don'ts what I mean I mean exactly, So I
Speaker 1: get how in that situation you could fall in love.
Speaker 1: I also love our plumber. I loved that plumber. We
Speaker 1: had a plumber that showed up last week in Rhode Island.
Speaker 1: I have got a path for the toilet. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: nobody called for the plumber. I had just topped out
Speaker 1: of the shower and absolutely let him in, no questions,
Speaker 1: no questions. I'm buck naked. I'm like, Brian, Brian, you
Speaker 1: have to go deal with the plumber. So he like,
Speaker 1: there's a man here pounding on the door. Brian lets
Speaker 1: him in. I'm naked, Brian is no problem. But given
Speaker 1: to these not a problem. And then and then he's like,
Speaker 1: needs to get into the room that I'm in. So
Speaker 1: I'm like scurrying and hiding behind furniture, trying to like
Speaker 1: throw like a robe on. Turns out he's adorable and
Speaker 1: was meant to be here. He did actually have something
Speaker 1: he had to do here. He fixed the toilet that
Speaker 1: I didn't even know. Look, it's not my house, it's
Speaker 1: my brother's house. I didn't know that. Apparently he actually
Speaker 1: had to be here at how cute with me. He
Speaker 1: could have been on the battelot for sure. And in
Speaker 1: Australia we know tradinges get the ladies, right, he would
Speaker 1: have gotten the ladies. He would have gotten the lady
Speaker 1: if he was a trading he would have gotten the lady. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So here we are. She's like, look, I'm head of
Speaker 1: her heels, let's go. Zach wasn't my stronger relationship until
Speaker 1: I met his family. That's how you do it. So
Speaker 1: all the guys are talking. They're like, Greg is like,
Speaker 1: I haven't introduced anyone to my family. Michael is like,
Speaker 1: part of it is that James is not being here.
Speaker 1: It weighs on me. Katie's answered my questions like she
Speaker 1: lives in Washington, I live in Ohio. I have a child.
Speaker 1: That now, that's what I want to talk about. So
Speaker 1: she's talking to Tasia. She says, I'm most nervous to
Speaker 1: meet Michael's parents, but I just want what is best
Speaker 1: for Michael and James. But I do picture, you know,
Speaker 1: I picture being a parent to James. I picture being together.
Speaker 1: I would be idiot parents. I'm exciting about that. Um Like,
Speaker 1: all that's missing is me. It's already set up already.
Speaker 1: So then we see Michael talking face timing with his son.
Speaker 1: What's up, monkey boy? I miss him like crazy. He
Speaker 1: kept saying, I'm doing work, I'm doing work, see you soon, goes,
Speaker 1: I want to go to Disney World. He did say
Speaker 1: work trip a lot, as if, as if the more
Speaker 1: he said it, the more his six year old might believe.
Speaker 1: He's like a three trying to calm this kid. And
Speaker 1: then he said, then the little boy was like three
Speaker 1: or four, goes, maybe Daddy don't want to see me,
Speaker 1: which breaks my heart, and he says daddy's on a
Speaker 1: work trip, and then he starts crying and Okay, So
Speaker 1: then he says he's I feel like he could have
Speaker 1: been honest with his son. Actually, what is that three
Speaker 1: year old? Now, he was just like, I'm going on
Speaker 1: a competition on ABC, and I'm going to see if
Speaker 1: if a girl likes me. This is how you find up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is how you do it. Teach them early. So
Speaker 1: he's like and then he was like, then he starts crying,
Speaker 1: poor poor Michael, and he's like, look, he's wrong. I
Speaker 1: do believe he came here to find a wife. He says,
Speaker 1: James is the only certain thing I have in my life.
Speaker 1: So then he hugs and holds the production staff in
Speaker 1: a way that the production stuff seemed almost uncomfortable, and
Speaker 1: he was like, thank you, thank you for letting him
Speaker 1: use the phone. He's like, it's breaking me that I'm here.
Speaker 1: When he's thinking that, now, I do agree that he
Speaker 1: had to go, so let me, just say what happened
Speaker 1: and we'll discuss it. I don't ever wanted to think
Speaker 1: that he's not enough. I know that this would be
Speaker 1: brutal when it starts, you know it's starting to be
Speaker 1: an effort. My son thinks that, like he doesn't want
Speaker 1: to be with me. He goes to Katie's door. He's like,
Speaker 1: I faced time with my son. When I came here,
Speaker 1: I was skeptical, but I got I changed that feeling
Speaker 1: it was because of you. And then went on our
Speaker 1: one on one day. It was the greatest. But something
Speaker 1: happened which changes this for me. And um, he said,
Speaker 1: why don't you want to see me? I can't focus
Speaker 1: on anything else. It's wrong to give you half of
Speaker 1: what I could be. I'm going home and she was like,
Speaker 1: I did not see this coming. I'm so sorry all
Speaker 1: of it. And then she said I saw us going
Speaker 1: to the end. And he said, I'm not leaving because
Speaker 1: of us. I'm leaving because my son needs his dad.
Speaker 1: He canswered the stop watch, so he gave it the
Speaker 1: first night. It's important because of time, time and love.
Speaker 1: I thought love was going to be the harder thing
Speaker 1: and then it's And then we just ran out of time,
Speaker 1: and then she says, I know it would have worked.
Speaker 1: I want to beg you to stay. He says, you
Speaker 1: made me better, you taught me a lot, you taught
Speaker 1: me how to love again. But he had no tears,
Speaker 1: and then the heart was racing in the hug, and
Speaker 1: she said our connection was unexplored. Um, it's hard to
Speaker 1: know him, Like, what would life would have been? I
Speaker 1: would if I've chose Michael, I wanted it. I'm mad
Speaker 1: and I'm sad and very possible. My person just left.
Speaker 1: I don't under I think he left, which was right.
Speaker 1: Why didn't he say come with me. Why didn't he
Speaker 1: say if this doesn't work with somebody, Why didn't he say,
Speaker 1: I have to go, but I want to be with you,
Speaker 1: like I have to go get my son. He didn't work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I believed every emotion he had when he was talking
Speaker 1: to his son, that was very genuine. But when he
Speaker 1: started talking to Katie and stopped buying it, it's something
Speaker 1: about it just seemed really disingenuous. I think if you're
Speaker 1: in love with someone, you would say and I would
Speaker 1: think even the producers would push you to say, but
Speaker 1: also you might naturally say I am in love with you.
Speaker 1: I want you to meet my son as part of
Speaker 1: my hometowns. Just come with me, like, let's get out
Speaker 1: of here. And if he also if he didn't want
Speaker 1: to stay, he wasn't in love with her, I just
Speaker 1: wanted to appear to be it. I agree with I
Speaker 1: wonder now, just to full disclosure, our b boy here,
Speaker 1: Brie Bi didn't watch the season. I didn't. This was
Speaker 1: my first episode, So I'm just saying that Brian and
Speaker 1: I watched it together except talking about and I loved
Speaker 1: Brian and I wanted Brian to be on. So I
Speaker 1: want to say, so when you saw you did not
Speaker 1: see a man, so you're fresh to this. You found
Speaker 1: him handsome, very handsome, and he does seem to love
Speaker 1: his son more than anything. I believe that wholeheartedly, and
Speaker 1: I'm sure he did sort of fall in love with her,
Speaker 1: but at the end of it, there was no part
Speaker 1: of him that wanted to fight for her anymore. I
Speaker 1: do you think did you get a sense because Brian's
Speaker 1: watched many, many many seas do you both think? I
Speaker 1: think I think he wanted to be the Bachelor. Maybe
Speaker 1: I didn't see him. Was he kind of can I
Speaker 1: be like no, no, But I mean, like, why not
Speaker 1: if you really are this in her? And if you
Speaker 1: think if you look, I don't know what his options
Speaker 1: are in Ohio. And if she's like, maybe I'll move,
Speaker 1: like she seems like a nice person. She seemed down
Speaker 1: to move to Ohio. The part of me wants to
Speaker 1: believe that maybe his son said that, and he just
Speaker 1: had some weird mental blake where he was like, what
Speaker 1: am I doing right Like, I'm on a fucking show
Speaker 1: right now and my kids at home and I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm mourning my wife, Like what am I doing? The
Speaker 1: other part of me is just like, oh great, so
Speaker 1: now I'm out. I don't know, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I just he was not crying with water Company. He
Speaker 1: wasn't and it just did. The conversation with her, Honestly,
Speaker 1: it reminded me of some of Erica Jane's interviews in
Speaker 1: the last couple of episodes. It's just something about it
Speaker 1: felt not he's a criminal. If you guys, don't she
Speaker 1: she is on Real HOUSEHS at Beverly Hills. It's fascinating.
Speaker 1: Even if you don't watch the show, you should watch
Speaker 1: The Hustler and the Housewife folding in real times. In
Speaker 1: real times, there's a housewife that there's a lot of
Speaker 1: like potential legal ramifications. In the last few episodes, she's
Speaker 1: acting like she didn't know about this, but I think
Speaker 1: she's acting. She's crying with tears, and he seemed to
Speaker 1: give off the same vibe to me. I with you
Speaker 1: and then when we see him later, which we'll get you.
Speaker 1: But in his died beard, his new beard, dijet black,
Speaker 1: crazy eyebrow exs. It looked like they put makeup over
Speaker 1: his eyebrows, like like they put like concealer over his
Speaker 1: eyebrows and then the hair peeked through. It was very strange.
Speaker 1: But he did die his beard. However, he looks really
Speaker 1: he's really handsome. He's very handsome. I felt badly for
Speaker 1: her because I felt like I felt like she was
Speaker 1: the kind of person that actually did want to go
Speaker 1: be a mom and I actually thought that that standing
Speaker 1: ovation he received at the end was sort of undeserved.
Speaker 1: But again, this is someone who didn't watch the season,
Speaker 1: so maybe no, but I have to say I didn't,
Speaker 1: But like, why didn't he bothered me that he didn't
Speaker 1: make a play for her. Yeah, even there, he didn't know.
Speaker 1: He didn't kind of he was, and I was sort
Speaker 1: of proud of her, and we'll get to that. But
Speaker 1: like that, he was sort of like, well, if it
Speaker 1: doesn't work out at the end, and she was sort
Speaker 1: of like, you know what, I'm fine with how it
Speaker 1: all played out, yeah, because otherwise you stand out there
Speaker 1: and you go, I am so in love with you,
Speaker 1: over you. I would have done anything to stay I
Speaker 1: obviously couldn't. Like there's a way to play that. He
Speaker 1: did not do any of that. All right, we're gonna
Speaker 1: take a quick break and we will be right back
Speaker 1: talking about the mental all and the men of Little Conton.
Speaker 1: Tell all, oh bones zone, time for the bone zone,
Speaker 1: and we're back. Okay, So here we are. That was
Speaker 1: very heartbreaking. We watched. We watched poor Katie get heartbroken
Speaker 1: by the way. I don't blame her because he didn't
Speaker 1: seem that upset about leaving her um and I felt
Speaker 1: like he'd been really all in, like no one can
Speaker 1: love you like I can love you like and I
Speaker 1: to me, she gave him nothing but green lights, like
Speaker 1: like she was like, we'll figure it out. She even
Speaker 1: wore that dress, even that dress, so then we have
Speaker 1: so then you know, I'm never a fan of mental
Speaker 1: all where they just like the guys just like it's
Speaker 1: hard for me. It's hard for me to even like
Speaker 1: take notes on some of it because I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't even it's literally like the world's worst improv scene
Speaker 1: of like, okay, go cause controversy to get on Paradise.
Speaker 1: So we have Carl the motivational speaker. I'm sure he's
Speaker 1: unpertius because he's such a ship tucker. I don't care
Speaker 1: if I never see him again, him going there's a
Speaker 1: guy here, this for the wrong reasons, multiple guys here,
Speaker 1: and so then they call him out, but he's still
Speaker 1: talking in circles and then like they're like, was it Thomas.
Speaker 1: He's like, of course, it's just like it's hard to
Speaker 1: watch men in tight suits fighting like that. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: sort of pathetic. Yeah. So then we have drama Aaron.
Speaker 1: We saw Aaron that they had a pass with Cody.
Speaker 1: There was something in San Diego, but again there was nothing.
Speaker 1: I was like, what was the thing like you're talking
Speaker 1: about like, basically it seems like you guys buried a
Speaker 1: body in Sandy Ago. That is the illusion. And then
Speaker 1: instead it's like you posted I'm gonna be famous in
Speaker 1: six months? All right, who cares? So is an idiot?
Speaker 1: Who cares? By the way, you look like they should
Speaker 1: start pointing out who's genuinely there for the right reasons,
Speaker 1: because that would be more of an anomal thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy seems like he's actually here not to get famous. Dad.
Speaker 1: I feel like the dad actually felt there for the
Speaker 1: right reasons, which was shocking. So then, um, you know
Speaker 1: it's like I will be famous in six months. Carl
Speaker 1: was like, look, look, look as a witch hunt for
Speaker 1: the person of the day. Um, they're like, Luke bro,
Speaker 1: You've ruined the night for everybody. What did you know
Speaker 1: what we're doing? He's like, you know, Thomas was going
Speaker 1: to drop another bomb and then he starts. So then
Speaker 1: we have Canada Dry starts coming in and then Carl
Speaker 1: says to him, all you you were here for the
Speaker 1: wrong reasons. You wanted to take it to the US
Speaker 1: and a beer when you got there. What's wrong with that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's talk about Canada Dry's hair. Well, yeah, so it
Speaker 1: was it was one. It was sort of like a
Speaker 1: spit curl like like you know from the tent. Absolutely
Speaker 1: like Shirley Temple. It was like he took one of
Speaker 1: the ringlets from Shirley Temple's hair and put it directly
Speaker 1: in his forehead on an angle. It was such a
Speaker 1: strong choice. It looked like there should have been like
Speaker 1: he looked like a baby New Year hair, like you
Speaker 1: should have had right, something like it's a baby, it's
Speaker 1: a boy. It's a boy, it's a boy. Exactly, You're
Speaker 1: absolutely right, it is baby New Year. And at the
Speaker 1: last minute he was all set to go, and then
Speaker 1: he ran in the bathroom and said one more thing,
Speaker 1: grabbed a curling iron hot as hell and curled back,
Speaker 1: sucking hair, and just that one and Gelda and was
Speaker 1: he wearing literal Canadian Texedo wasn't a. It was either
Speaker 1: Dena or the illusion of Dena. It was it's just
Speaker 1: the time I have to say it. I bought I
Speaker 1: bought copies of the Illusions for all of my girlfriends
Speaker 1: that they're gonna because it's like so personal. It is.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know what, because you give the illusion
Speaker 1: that you're tough and you're thick, and that you're that
Speaker 1: you're like dog right with it. Really you're softy at exactly,
Speaker 1: you have the illusion of dena Exactly. I'm actually I'm
Speaker 1: actually a very thin weaved coo lot your shambrake exactly. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: that's the truth of it. That's the reveal. That's reveal.
Speaker 1: All right, you guys have earned a little talk about
Speaker 1: our vacation. Brian, you didn't wear in a cool lot,
Speaker 1: but we both went feral swimsuit. I think I don't
Speaker 1: know why I brought clothes. I'll be honestly, I don't
Speaker 1: know why I didn't bring just a backpath, because I've
Speaker 1: worn nothing that I brought, and only um, yeah, only
Speaker 1: were the swimsuits. We went to an Oscar nominee's house.
Speaker 1: We did, and Brian is like, I'm going to wear
Speaker 1: it was at night for cocktails. It was, and Bryan said,
Speaker 1: I'm going to wear my shues and not only that,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear my rain jacket tucked into my swimsuit.
Speaker 1: Is it raining? Sure isn't. Brian did tuck his raincoat
Speaker 1: into his swimsuit, and off we went to this Oscar
Speaker 1: nominee's house for cocktails. There we went by the way.
Speaker 1: We did bring three quest songs, as you do for
Speaker 1: car jail. We brought three croissons and said, you know what,
Speaker 1: they'll be day old by the time you eat them
Speaker 1: and giving them up amongst yourselves. We didn't want to
Speaker 1: spring for four we got they were they were four
Speaker 1: dollars each. So we spent twelve dollars on three quissons.
Speaker 1: And that's so excited. That's a lot for a quess.
Speaker 1: I agree. I don't I'm going to do with the
Speaker 1: don't care Meryl straight, I'm gonna do a little tip.
Speaker 1: It is so much more impressive to show up with
Speaker 1: three delicious, big goods than it is with an overpriced
Speaker 1: bottle of wine, even though it's only twelve dollars, which
Speaker 1: it still was like, well, no, that's exciting. People want that.
Speaker 1: I gotta say they were excited that we showed up
Speaker 1: with three questions and a little box and I tied
Speaker 1: a ribbon on. Also, here's the thing that I promise
Speaker 1: you we'll get back to the Bachelor mental all. Here's
Speaker 1: let's just here's a little flavor of little Compton, Rhode Island.
Speaker 1: Brian and I loved going to the dump and there
Speaker 1: was a man. This is a little little interaction of
Speaker 1: what you get at the dump. Brian, tell them about
Speaker 1: when you asked the guy if the dump was open
Speaker 1: on Sunday. So I went there on a Saturday and
Speaker 1: Arden and I wanted to find out if the dump
Speaker 1: was open on Sunday because you have to take your
Speaker 1: own trash to the dump. They don't pick it up.
Speaker 1: So like every week, we love the love it, love it.
Speaker 1: There are four different stations. There's the card board, there's
Speaker 1: the trash, there's the plastic, recycle electronics, all of it.
Speaker 1: So you just go. There's even a modem drop off
Speaker 1: and you have to drive like each one. It's almost
Speaker 1: at Disney read to drive up and around to all
Speaker 1: the country. Yes, as you say, you have to have
Speaker 1: a town sticker, which I got from Anita at town Hall.
Speaker 1: Who remember my mother told me to come get a
Speaker 1: hot dog from her at the town beach. That's right,
Speaker 1: shout out Anita. So I simply asked this man are
Speaker 1: you open tomorrow and on Sundays on Sundays? And he
Speaker 1: goes tomorrow Sunday. And I was like, yeah, are you
Speaker 1: Is the dump open tomorrow? And he goes, no, I
Speaker 1: mean it's Sunday. No, no, no, no, no, he goes,
Speaker 1: We're closed on Sundays. And I was like, okay, thank you,
Speaker 1: and he goes, we're closed on Wednesdays and Sundays, and
Speaker 1: I was like, got it, and then he stopped at me.
Speaker 1: It was like, because you know how some people are
Speaker 1: closed Saturday and Sunday. A lot of people close Saturday
Speaker 1: and Sunday. It works Saturday a Sunday. We do work Saturday.
Speaker 1: We don't work Wednesday or Sunday. So those are the
Speaker 1: two days we take off. What am I going to
Speaker 1: at work seven days a week? You have to know
Speaker 1: you're right, you're right. And then he says, you have
Speaker 1: to have two days off. Yeah, you have to two
Speaker 1: days off. And then he said while I was putting
Speaker 1: cardboard in the cardboard section, he said that section is
Speaker 1: only for CODBOYD And I was like, right, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: putting the cardboard and he goes, okay, because anything else
Speaker 1: it's you know, it's not gonna work. And I was like, okay.
Speaker 1: He just wanted to talk to me so badly, and
Speaker 1: I loved it. We're going to go talk to him
Speaker 1: again at some point next time. We're here, all right,
Speaker 1: and we're back. We're back. That was our drump bitch.
Speaker 1: We'll tell you about Brian Biden crackers at the general store.
Speaker 1: That's a teeth to come in the next section, are
Speaker 1: in Mary's Gone crackers. I'll kick those boners down. So
Speaker 1: then um so then so then we have the Canadian
Speaker 1: guy and it's Textedo with his baby new yeark Caral.
Speaker 1: He goes one second, shut the fuck up. Somebody said
Speaker 1: not very Canada. That was not very Canada dry. And
Speaker 1: then the firefighter cats screaming. Clearly one of his friends
Speaker 1: from like Calgary was like, keep screaming fake news, keep
Speaker 1: screaming fake news. He keeps screaming fake news, fake news.
Speaker 1: That's fake news, Carl, you got fake news? Topical clever, clever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he was. But by the way, I have to say,
Speaker 1: Canada dry was not a sure thing to go to Paradise.
Speaker 1: And I feel like he was noisy enough at Mental
Speaker 1: Long and made that strong hair too. I mean, he's
Speaker 1: the VO five moment, like, yeah, he should get in
Speaker 1: there just because seem to his hair in the morning
Speaker 1: at the beach. VO five moment for our old school listeners,
Speaker 1: they took he took like Season one Robbie with the falcon,
Speaker 1: Like remember the falcon hotter. They all had that swoop
Speaker 1: Robbie's falcon. Now he put it on his side and
Speaker 1: he's got like he's got the barrel curled Baby New
Speaker 1: Year way as it's it is. It's a barrel, it's
Speaker 1: a what did you call a spit curl. It's a spitcral.
Speaker 1: So then um so then somebody he says half the
Speaker 1: size twitter. Oh, so then we see that you can't
Speaker 1: trash talk. These guys can't trash talk. And then they
Speaker 1: start calling out Hunter, Hunter for lying, Hunter for going
Speaker 1: I didn't say that, I didn't say there was top four.
Speaker 1: I didn't say that I loved her. No no, no, no
Speaker 1: no no. And like he tried, he owned it, but
Speaker 1: he only owned half of it. And you saw him,
Speaker 1: and you go, something's wrong with that guy. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I think that there. I don't know, just something
Speaker 1: seems not all there. I'm not suggesting he was high
Speaker 1: or anything. Just he didn't seem fully cooked. That's all
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. He just seems like maybe he got
Speaker 1: out a little early. And then he started he started
Speaker 1: trying to split hairs for being in love. And by
Speaker 1: the way, Canada dright heard splitting hairs. It was like
Speaker 1: not mine, hunting. Yeah, there's not one split. By the way,
Speaker 1: who I don't know who else doesn't have a split
Speaker 1: head of hair al capone certainly not now with those
Speaker 1: spats and hair. Absolutely not. He's got like up, he's
Speaker 1: got like what's that old fashioned? Like that can that
Speaker 1: like palm made that cream. I have to say that
Speaker 1: the but that the James, the guy that arrived, and
Speaker 1: he arrived the first night in a gift box that
Speaker 1: they didn't open for like three hours, and he came
Speaker 1: out always in a vest, in a tight everyone that
Speaker 1: night was sweating. He came out in a tight wool
Speaker 1: three piece suit and not a hair was out of place.
Speaker 1: That's our guy. And by the way, didn't say anything
Speaker 1: all year. I really enjoyed him, and I felt like
Speaker 1: he had a strong enough following last night. He swung
Speaker 1: hard enough. I hope he arrives in Paradise. I would
Speaker 1: make out with him on the beach and Sylida, will
Speaker 1: you watch Paradise because it's the best show on television.
Speaker 1: I made you watch below. Dick, you gotta get back in.
Speaker 1: You got to get it back. It's to you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I have my coffee in the morning
Speaker 1: and then I had to check around my place. You
Speaker 1: have to set your hair, to set my hair, and
Speaker 1: you've got to wear your baby Sue to Oscar Nominees house.
Speaker 1: I have to go get my mail every day, but
Speaker 1: Sundays and Wednesday. Yeah, so maybe on Wednesday or Sunday
Speaker 1: I can do it. Maybe because this is the dump
Speaker 1: open on wess on Wednesdays. It's most you know, it's
Speaker 1: so funny, the most plains are called Saturdays, like the
Speaker 1: funny trink. Okay, I didn't know that the best way
Speaker 1: to remember Wednesdays and Sundays. Okay, okay, great because most
Speaker 1: places are most places are close Saturday, Saturday and Sunday. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: that's great, Okay, good. So then we see Tray. Tray
Speaker 1: was such a physically cute guy and such a little
Speaker 1: tattle tale dank and he's like, you know, he was cute.
Speaker 1: I don't know what he was cute. He was a
Speaker 1: dink um. And then basically Connor goes, look, he was
Speaker 1: my roommate and Hunter was falling in love with Katie.
Speaker 1: If he were like Nanna, nonna, no, he's like he was,
Speaker 1: He's like, well, you're wrong. Uh, everyone's entitles your opinion
Speaker 1: and then Connor was like, and your opinion is wrong.
Speaker 1: And then Connor, here we go. It's gonna be talking
Speaker 1: about Connor the bad kisser. Now you knew nothing about Connor,
Speaker 1: but you saw Connor and you immediately went ah, like
Speaker 1: you had a visceral reaction to Connor. Well, I only
Speaker 1: had a visceral not for his looks or anything. I
Speaker 1: had a really visceral reaction when he pulled out the ukulele.
Speaker 1: So I was like, Oh, so that's what you're doing here.
Speaker 1: And I sort of felt like, I know you're probably
Speaker 1: gonna be on Paradise. I don't know the we need
Speaker 1: to see you on paradise. You you you performed, You've
Speaker 1: performed twice here tonight you did the ukulele, and then
Speaker 1: I know we'll get to it. The plants in the audience.
Speaker 1: I can't do. I mean those two things a lot.
Speaker 1: It was sort of like, all right, so you had
Speaker 1: two huge moments on this that we're not genuine at all,
Speaker 1: So what do we need to see you again for?
Speaker 1: And and one of our incredible listeners googled that woman.
Speaker 1: She's also an aspiring singer the plant. Of course she
Speaker 1: is because a little bit by the way again. I
Speaker 1: hate being mean about it. She was a little out
Speaker 1: of his league. I think, yeah, she looked like, um,
Speaker 1: there's a really really cute actress. I can't remember her name. Oh,
Speaker 1: Abigail Spencer. She looked just like Abigail Spencer, and UM, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just felt like anyway, so let's get to that.
Speaker 1: So then we see we see hunter. Um his hunter
Speaker 1: goes uh, so we see it. He had a bad kiss.
Speaker 1: I thought you were the one. It was so easy,
Speaker 1: but then when we kissed there was something missing. By
Speaker 1: the way, he did a cuter in the cat costume.
Speaker 1: He had more game in the cat costume. But he
Speaker 1: was such a thirsty kisser, so thirsty and so thirsty
Speaker 1: to get his songs out. He's jed two point oh
Speaker 1: dog food jingle jed. He goes, how bad of a kid, sir? Am?
Speaker 1: I I started out so strong? What did I do wrong?
Speaker 1: The spark wasn't there, and they Tansia asked him straight up,
Speaker 1: have you ever been told you're not a great kiss her?
Speaker 1: He texted two or three people that he kissed, which
Speaker 1: made me feel protective of him, and he said, am
Speaker 1: I a trash kisser? I did love that line. I
Speaker 1: thought that was great. That was cute. By the way,
Speaker 1: even if he is, how do you tell him like,
Speaker 1: yeah you are, you can't. I thought that he didn't. Honestly,
Speaker 1: his kisses to me didn't look like trash kiss They
Speaker 1: were there, did they were? They were They were very
Speaker 1: passionate that they were disgusting in real time. They were disgusted.
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, this plant, who Brian
Speaker 1: noticed was my fully miked, goes, I know you can't
Speaker 1: be a bad kisser. So then Tara, who's looking to
Speaker 1: get a record deal from an A and R person,
Speaker 1: comes down. They do the grossest kiss ever. They go
Speaker 1: on a scale at once. To Chen, she says eleven,
Speaker 1: like how how badly did the producers need to like
Speaker 1: pump him up before paradise? It was hard to watch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it was. It just was so faith that
Speaker 1: it wasn't fun, Like no one up on first meeting
Speaker 1: someone on television kisses like that so familiar, like just
Speaker 1: did it just coll of it and delta variant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it just didn't. I don't know, none of it rang
Speaker 1: true to me. I was like fine with the moment,
Speaker 1: like okay, but I don't know why they're giving him
Speaker 1: so many stunts And I didn't watch this season, so
Speaker 1: maybe he made a really big impression. And then he
Speaker 1: pulls out of freaking ukulele again and she was pissed.
Speaker 1: Who wouldn't be He's stealing the show with something that's
Speaker 1: not stealing show worthy. I can't And then he's saying,
Speaker 1: I don't think he got one chord right on that thing.
Speaker 1: And he was saying about bromance. I'm not into him.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's I hate saying this. I don't know
Speaker 1: this person. He just is not my favorite based on
Speaker 1: last night, not now. He's no Andrews. Andrews is professed.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna talk about Andrews when we come back.
Speaker 1: I'm doing a good job remembering to take all the
Speaker 1: ad breaks. The eagle is landed and we're back, all right, Andrews.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Andrews. No, you've never seen him before. No,
Speaker 1: this was love it first sight for me. I didn't
Speaker 1: I had to warrant you about his fake British accent,
Speaker 1: but goddamn it, what akutie, talk to me about your feelings?
Speaker 1: Just so handsome, seems like such a good, solid guy.
Speaker 1: He's the one that I would have just stole my
Speaker 1: heart last night. I loved him. I hope he's a
Speaker 1: bachelor too. Unfortunately, I think it's gonna be him or Mike. Alright.
Speaker 1: What's hard is that there's a whole other bachelor at so,
Speaker 1: someone from that season, and they'll feel more current. So
Speaker 1: it probably depends on how hard you smash b I
Speaker 1: p although, although can't you be the batstor if he
Speaker 1: wasn't Fulton? Right? Yeah, maybe that was the only time though,
Speaker 1: good point. And Nick Vial Yeah, and what about the
Speaker 1: other one who did the first half of that season
Speaker 1: with Tasia, Oh Claire, Yeah, good point. I mean I
Speaker 1: know she was on an original woman, she kept coming back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a great point. That's a solid point. Bryan with
Speaker 1: a solid point. So we have Andrew, We had his
Speaker 1: fake accent. Andrews has never felt these feelings before. This
Speaker 1: can't be happening. I've been waiting for somebody to pick
Speaker 1: me for me, pick me for a but we never
Speaker 1: had a bad moment. It just wasn't enough. Um. Tasia
Speaker 1: brought up that she respect did that he had been
Speaker 1: very open about challenges and interracial relationships face um, and
Speaker 1: they were talking about the conversation that he had with her,
Speaker 1: that she killed it, that he wanted to be realistic
Speaker 1: as a black man. He's not going to shy away
Speaker 1: from it. Um. He deserves to be chosen. They said,
Speaker 1: you deserve, you do, and you will. I'm a hopeless romantic.
Speaker 1: I grew up watching rom coms with my mom. He
Speaker 1: is so cute, he's I feel like ABC should Pickham. Definitely,
Speaker 1: definitely just pick him. Now, get it on the bucks,
Speaker 1: get it on the books, get it on the bucks.
Speaker 1: Because he's fantastic. I felt like he was so watchable
Speaker 1: to like, he's someone you want to watch. And I
Speaker 1: felt like he was swinging hard and I felt like
Speaker 1: he he hit the ball like he swung hard, hit
Speaker 1: the ball. And he seems like a really nice person.
Speaker 1: He's so handsome, he's sweet, like really all in on.
Speaker 1: Andrew's tell us what happened at the General Store when
Speaker 1: you went to buy Mary sun crackers. Oh? Yes, So,
Speaker 1: I don't know if anyone's familiar with Mary Scott crackers.
Speaker 1: They're only the grainiest cracker in the biz, the driest, crunchiest,
Speaker 1: pop your teeth out. Um, so they sold them at
Speaker 1: the General Store here or in, and I got a box,
Speaker 1: went to the counter and the one behind the counter says,
Speaker 1: have you tried these? The disgusting? And I was like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: I haven't tried them, which was a lie because I
Speaker 1: just wanted her to continue. And she was like, some
Speaker 1: people buy them. I think the soap gross. They taste
Speaker 1: like dirt. They're absolutely awful. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: well maybe I'll try and because well the disgusting. And
Speaker 1: then she looked me up and down and she goes,
Speaker 1: you know what, you'll like them. I love that And
Speaker 1: I was not offended. No, it was honestly a brilliant
Speaker 1: moment for me. I loved it. You're gonna love them.
Speaker 1: You're gonna love them. They're disgusting there. They taste like dirt.
Speaker 1: I don't know why anyone buys them. Don't we order
Speaker 1: the You're gonna you are gonna love of them and
Speaker 1: they're disgusting. Love them, God, I love it. Here's so much.
Speaker 1: Here's the one. Who here's another one. We go to
Speaker 1: the fruit stand. I have I see this hot hot
Speaker 1: guy was very hot. He's there with his son, like
Speaker 1: teenage son. He's like a tough kind of trading you
Speaker 1: get the ladies kind of a guy. He's got a
Speaker 1: huge bag of corn. I go, oh you haven't. He
Speaker 1: lets us cut in front of him, such a gentleman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was so hot and I was like, oh, thank you,
Speaker 1: like you know, yeah, yeah, you know that much like
Speaker 1: great And I was like, oh, you're having corn. I
Speaker 1: heard the corn is really good. He's like. I was like,
Speaker 1: I hav't hot he yet? He was what are you
Speaker 1: waiting for? And I was like I loved it. I
Speaker 1: was like, well, my friends coming, so i'll have it
Speaker 1: when she comes, going to treat her like a Queen's
Speaker 1: like she didn't even know what she's getting like. It
Speaker 1: was like he was already like so enraged that we
Speaker 1: hadn't had it yet. It was so hot, Ye, what
Speaker 1: are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? I
Speaker 1: loved it all right, and we're back. So then we
Speaker 1: have Michael shows up, the dad with his big old
Speaker 1: beard and he's sad. He and then he was like
Speaker 1: to see you go. She was upset. You could tell
Speaker 1: she was still hurt by him during this. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: was like not wanting to focus on her No, no,
Speaker 1: she was sort of like you know what I think
Speaker 1: she felt like what we felt like, I think she
Speaker 1: will Yeah, and she was like I saw us going
Speaker 1: to the end. He had his eyebrow axe, he had
Speaker 1: his crazy beard, and he's like, you know, being a parent,
Speaker 1: you know, pursuing this takes away from one of the
Speaker 1: thing as a single parent. Um. It was just like
Speaker 1: they're like, they asked, I can't imagine saying goodbye? How
Speaker 1: hard was that? Um? If? And then she they asked
Speaker 1: him if Katie said she'd give it a shot, would
Speaker 1: you still do it? And he said a hundred. Um,
Speaker 1: they're talking about if love so. But then he gave
Speaker 1: good audience. He said, if love exists, it will in
Speaker 1: a way. How lucky would you be to fall in
Speaker 1: love twice? Um? But I felt like Katie, everyone except skating. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she felt like I was there. Why didn't you say
Speaker 1: I feel this way. I have to go for James
Speaker 1: right now. Come with me if you need to finish
Speaker 1: it at the like, come find me after all of it. Um.
Speaker 1: Then we see how terrible the smack talk was. These
Speaker 1: guys could not ship talk. It was almost like so
Speaker 1: boring that who cares. Well. It's also like, guys, if
Speaker 1: you got along. You can say that too, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: So then we have the whoa whoa contest. So Brian,
Speaker 1: you missed it. It was one week whack off, week
Speaker 1: off whack off. But they there was no ramifications. They
Speaker 1: never checked in on it. There was never it was like,
Speaker 1: what meaning do you have a week off? You had
Speaker 1: to not jerk jerk off for a week, but then
Speaker 1: there was Then they just dropped it like it was like,
Speaker 1: what is happening here? Um? So uh it was. I
Speaker 1: didn't understand when the Canada dry I said, when you
Speaker 1: wake up, it's not working. I don't know what he was.
Speaker 1: I was confused by that too. I didn't know what
Speaker 1: he meant. We learned that the dad jerked off. Oh
Speaker 1: I think he meant. Actually maybe because they're like booze
Speaker 1: infused and on camera and stressed out, then maybe they
Speaker 1: just couldn't get it up, all right, that's fair booze infused.
Speaker 1: So then we see Caitlin and Jason. Um they go
Speaker 1: on a podcast. There's no podcast, guest. I'm sorry, they're
Speaker 1: so cute. I love them together. Are cupid. If anyone
Speaker 1: ever proposed to me on a podcast, I would be like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: I'll say yes because I guess we're on air, But
Speaker 1: like at the end of this fucking now, oh my god,
Speaker 1: artad ardents on my knee, don't give me that ring, right,
Speaker 1: Do not give me that right, Bryan. I just want
Speaker 1: to say, there's no and there's no production team here
Speaker 1: today for a reason. Look when I saw you get
Speaker 1: screamed at by the man at the dump and the
Speaker 1: woman at the and the woman like I don't know
Speaker 1: what your situation is for how you feel about me,
Speaker 1: but having you sleep in my brother's room, I just
Speaker 1: feel like I cannot imagine having one more day being
Speaker 1: a freeloader and not having you by my side. Will
Speaker 1: you marry me? Franzoppy. You're wearing a swimsuit with a
Speaker 1: dress advisor and glasses and headphones. How could I not?
Speaker 1: How could I not? I dressed after you, I said,
Speaker 1: at my best dress, so you would not be into that.
Speaker 1: I think that's so unromantic when you I would want
Speaker 1: it just to be someone. When we were in little
Speaker 1: Content told us the story about someone who took their
Speaker 1: gal out to a lighthouse and proposed on this little
Speaker 1: island with a lighthouse. That's what I want. Who told
Speaker 1: you that the kidains. Yeah, who did it? One of
Speaker 1: your friends? Yeah, that's cute. Yeah, I loved that. I
Speaker 1: have to say, even I wouldn't want to be proposed
Speaker 1: to on a podcast. He was very sweet. It was
Speaker 1: so cute. It was very cute. Well, here's crazy because
Speaker 1: they first met on her he was a guest on
Speaker 1: her podcast. That's how he was saying that, Like when
Speaker 1: I was a first a guest here and you were
Speaker 1: interviewing me and I was describing my dream girl. Little
Speaker 1: did I know you were going to become my best friend. Like,
Speaker 1: so they met because he came on her podcast. God,
Speaker 1: it's so cute. I loved them. He was the buffalo
Speaker 1: kiss kiss kiss guy. I loved it. I love them,
Speaker 1: I love her. I love that. I'm happy for that.
Speaker 1: Probably my favorite bat her rain got really her ring
Speaker 1: was really cute. She's my favorite one too. Um, I'm
Speaker 1: looking at my best friend, my future wife, the mother
Speaker 1: of my children. Out comes Katie. We're gonna take my
Speaker 1: final break because I'm remembering too, and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but things agatting so hot
Speaker 1: in you, I think I gotta take back. Okay, we're back.
Speaker 1: She comes out and her crazy green dress. Yes, that
Speaker 1: was not a good dress. She's so beautiful. I thought
Speaker 1: she looks pretty. It's just like, yeah, the dress itself
Speaker 1: was sort of underwhelming. The car, not the color. The color.
Speaker 1: I thought her hair and makeup look great. I am
Speaker 1: the worst at fashion. You look great in your bathing
Speaker 1: suit when we went to talking about that's what I'm talking.
Speaker 1: When he went to Dame Dame Judy Dench's house, yeah,
Speaker 1: I wore my swimsuit and my sucking brain coach. So
Speaker 1: then he says, I never wanted to leave. I had
Speaker 1: to leave from my son. Um, you know. Uh, it
Speaker 1: was just it was. They asked him she would give
Speaker 1: him a second chance. He was like, I had to
Speaker 1: move forward, which I loved, loved Andrew. They asked if
Speaker 1: he had anything to say. He busted out that stupid
Speaker 1: accent again. Hello, my love. He's so fucking adorable. He
Speaker 1: should never do that again. He's got to stop at
Speaker 1: the accit. Can you handle the accent? I don't love it? Great.
Speaker 1: So then Trey tries to bust in and uh, it
Speaker 1: was like it was Trey Trudgy counting. It was tragic.
Speaker 1: The best thing was Aaron busting and saying I was
Speaker 1: encompassed by a lot of conflict. And when she said
Speaker 1: thanks Thomas, who was the villain of the season, who
Speaker 1: he was like trying to like throw under the bus
Speaker 1: the whole time I died, it would be like me
Speaker 1: screaming like thanks, you know, thanks Dorinda, like or I
Speaker 1: don't know, like this whatever villain. That would be the
Speaker 1: meanest thing anyone could at least dare you or would
Speaker 1: be like thanks, Megan Markle's dad, That's exactly what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do next time, right. I wouldn't appreciate that, Okay, well,
Speaker 1: you know what if the shoe fits fair enough, fair enough,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm just mad at you that you that
Speaker 1: you didn't like the special outfit that I put on
Speaker 1: for you to. I love it. I do love it.
Speaker 1: What am I wearing? A swimsuit? A Kingdom dress? You
Speaker 1: should look adorable as always an advisor and your glass
Speaker 1: enormous glass, enormous glasses, plug in headphones, honey, right right
Speaker 1: for the pod. You're ready to go? What do you wearing?
Speaker 1: No shoes? One piece swimsuit. It's gorgeous. I've got hair
Speaker 1: like a I'm also wearing a suit I've got hair
Speaker 1: like a muppet. Yeah, okay. So then we have uh
Speaker 1: so thanks Thomas was so great. Um, and then we
Speaker 1: have Connor. Be was like, okay, you know that you're here.
Speaker 1: I'm never of course I'm going to sing my stupid song.
Speaker 1: I can't. And and Thomas video chatted. Everything shifted, everything
Speaker 1: switch you know what Carlina and I were texting. He
Speaker 1: does have nice skin, He's a he's a handsome guy, Thomas,
Speaker 1: He's just a ding don. Yeah. No, he must see
Speaker 1: his handsome I must just see him. But I know
Speaker 1: that he's a dick. But he was a dick. And
Speaker 1: that was really the end of That was really the
Speaker 1: end of the episode overall. Are you invested enough that
Speaker 1: you're going to watch next week? Sure? You think? Because
Speaker 1: next week's Fantasy Suits is when they go ball, you
Speaker 1: may as well start at Fantasy Treats and then watch
Speaker 1: the finale so you can come with us to Paradise.
Speaker 1: I will check it out. Why did you cut the
Speaker 1: Bachelor of every all the garbage that you watched? I
Speaker 1: know why that if it were an hour, I would
Speaker 1: do it. It just got to be too much. I know.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. You should be humiliated. You gonna love it.
Speaker 1: It is disgusting. Yeah, I know you're gonna love it.
Speaker 1: It's disgusting. All right, Well, we sure appreciate you being here.
Speaker 1: Look is now when I think all my fans or yeah,
Speaker 1: you should think you fans. Okay, great, I have to
Speaker 1: say that everybody's really nailing it. And uh um, we
Speaker 1: love when you send us your when you love us
Speaker 1: on iTunes and leave us reviews. Here's some great reviews
Speaker 1: we got faces from kN Sharp seventy seven five stars.
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Speaker 1: and your magical voice on hot Takes. Do you think
Speaker 1: I have a magical voice? Of course, Hello, I'm magic. Okay.
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Speaker 1: I love this podcast, Art and you crack me up,
Speaker 1: and I love the variety of guests you bring in
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Speaker 1: Lacy also a huge fan of the production team. Shout
Speaker 1: out to Tanna and Katie, thank you for making this
Speaker 1: weekly recap. It seriously makes my Wednesdays more exciting and
Speaker 1: I'm always looking forward to hearing you and your guests
Speaker 1: takes on the episodes. Thank you for the last you
Speaker 1: said some time in Rhode Island Metanna, what Tanna highlight?
Speaker 1: Tanna does a really good well. I I've always loved her.
Speaker 1: She's just like one of the good ones. She's such
Speaker 1: a great person. But I do love how. There was
Speaker 1: one morning we were you and I were doing like
Speaker 1: some stupid gym class on Instagram, Yes, and she walked
Speaker 1: in and just stared at us doing it and would
Speaker 1: didn't say anything, just was like watching us. And I
Speaker 1: looked over and she had that like sort of dead
Speaker 1: band look, and it cracked me off. Yeah, she like
Speaker 1: literally like we were like good We're like good morning,
Speaker 1: good morning, and she just stared at it. It wasn't
Speaker 1: she was, because I think she was. It was the
Speaker 1: morning after she got here and we were like hi, Hi, Hi,
Speaker 1: hi hif we were extra okay. So here's an email
Speaker 1: that we got. You can email us at Rose Podcast
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. Inside info on Blake and Canada
Speaker 1: Dry High Art in the production team not sure if
Speaker 1: you listen to Will's podcast your favorite thing, but he
Speaker 1: gave some pretty juicy insider infro from when he was
Speaker 1: filming the episode he was on. Apparently, Blake and Brandon
Speaker 1: a ka Canada Dry know each other from back home.
Speaker 1: They're apparently good friends and grew up together. Blake even
Speaker 1: convinced Brandon to go on the show. When he got cast,
Speaker 1: Brandon had no idea Blake was going to come on
Speaker 1: the show, so it was a complete shock to him
Speaker 1: and Blake showed up. This is apparently a big storyline
Speaker 1: that the producers cut out. Wonder why, but it makes
Speaker 1: a lot of sense why Brandon specifically went to Blake's
Speaker 1: room and he got cut to say bye and brow out. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I love the show, Lisa, you know what I love.
Speaker 1: What do you think of Blake? You remember Blake the
Speaker 1: last season? Though he was I thought he was. I
Speaker 1: do think he's cute. He is cute. You're cute? Well, here,
Speaker 1: will you help us pick a tweet of the week?
Speaker 1: Of course, you guys, if you want to participate in
Speaker 1: Tweet of the week, tweet to myself or anahosny H
Speaker 1: O S S N I E H or art and
Speaker 1: marine m y r I n by midnight Pacific time
Speaker 1: Monday nights, a tag hashtag w y a t r
Speaker 1: um if you want to be considered. This is from
Speaker 1: Britt Paulson at Beer. It switching channels between these super
Speaker 1: jelled bros yelling about followers and the U S gymnastics
Speaker 1: team is quite the whiplash between two ideals of the
Speaker 1: American That history is very That is quite a contract.
Speaker 1: I have to say. I'm gonna actually this was not
Speaker 1: a tweet, but it was one that it was one
Speaker 1: that Tannis sent me that actually made me laugh really hard.
Speaker 1: She was texting with and um Carl last night. And
Speaker 1: I don't know if you if you watch, if you
Speaker 1: watch below deck, but there's a girl on there who's
Speaker 1: very into like daddy. Daddy. OHI So this is a
Speaker 1: text I got, but I'm gonna submit it from Tanna
Speaker 1: for tweet of the week. Uh, maybe Daddy don't want
Speaker 1: to see me. That's how both his son and Katie felt.
Speaker 1: For sure, for sure, that's a good one. That's a
Speaker 1: good one. I'm going to submit that as a tweet. Okay,
Speaker 1: um okay, Uh, Michael's go okay. This is from Nicki
Speaker 1: La Misha at m lamsha uh. In a year full
Speaker 1: of change for Bachelor Nation, one thing remains constant. If
Speaker 1: you want to sit in the audience for the tell
Speaker 1: All show, you better be wearing a jewel. Toel is
Speaker 1: the requirement. Yea. This is from Corey Maidens at Corey
Speaker 1: Maiden's Michael's goatee and haircut, have big e old twin energy,
Speaker 1: A very I dream of Genie Vies and the Final
Speaker 1: One Lauren Ene Johnson at Words by l I J.
Speaker 1: Producers interviewing potential audience members for the Mental All on
Speaker 1: a scale of one to ten, How aggressive is you're kissing?
Speaker 1: And are you willing to kiss a cat on TV?
Speaker 1: All right, we need to narrow them down to two.
Speaker 1: I think gymnastics, gymnastics and then what's your second choice? Listen,
Speaker 1: Tannis never speaking, We're gonna go between Tanna's text and okay,
Speaker 1: so this is between hopefully this is between Britt Paulson
Speaker 1: at beer It switching channels between these super jilled bros
Speaker 1: yelling about followers and the U S gymnastics team is
Speaker 1: quite the whiplash between two ideals of the American man
Speaker 1: and uh Tanna's text tweet. Maybe Daddy don't want to
Speaker 1: see me? That's how with his son and Katie felt epic. Tanna,
Speaker 1: I think, Tanna, did we pick a winner here? I'm
Speaker 1: going Tanna. I'll always go town. I gotta go Tanna too.
Speaker 1: I've never submitted. It made me laugh so hard, particularly
Speaker 1: after watching all the all the below deck Mediterrane. There's
Speaker 1: so much daddy, Daddy, Daddy daddy that maybe Daddy don't
Speaker 1: want to see me anymore. Uh, ladies and gentlemen, I
Speaker 1: know this is kind of cheating, but she's not here, Tanna,
Speaker 1: you won tweet of the week by attack. Congratulations. Congratulations
Speaker 1: Tan's Hosier. Brian Sofie. Where can people find you? What
Speaker 1: would you like to promote? At Brian Sofie, you can
Speaker 1: find you. Listen to Attitudes, listen to ask Rona. There's
Speaker 1: the podcasts, and then the new season one starts sept
Speaker 1: And You're on and You're on you with Penn Bagley.
Speaker 1: You that comes out. I don't know they didn't set
Speaker 1: a date yet. Later this very handsome, Yeah, very handsome,
Speaker 1: very very low key and cool. Do I do? I
Speaker 1: want to make it my height? Any final Rhode Island
Speaker 1: Stories you want to share, um, well you'll be hearing
Speaker 1: from my attorney. Okay, great, But I just I don't
Speaker 1: want you know what, this is so disgusting of me.
Speaker 1: I don't like promoting it because I just wanted to
Speaker 1: stay like this. You don't want people to go to
Speaker 1: the Dump. And all I'm gonna is, you haven't lived
Speaker 1: until you've been to the Dump, until you've had a
Speaker 1: Greek salad at a one pizza, until you've listened to
Speaker 1: all of the voices happening in Wilber's, until you've jumped
Speaker 1: off a diving board. You know what, I think, it's
Speaker 1: just too special, you know what it really is. But
Speaker 1: it's also there's nothing to do. There's also zero to
Speaker 1: do here. I asked Anna what her favorite thing was,
Speaker 1: and she said eating ice cream and watching below debt, right,
Speaker 1: because that's sort of you can be active during the day,
Speaker 1: but at night it's sort of like no. I mean,
Speaker 1: you've got to get literally nothing to do, get your
Speaker 1: shows lined up. The Dump is like a big outing
Speaker 1: in for us in Rhode Island. Definitely, other people might
Speaker 1: be on a boat or something. We're like getting yelled
Speaker 1: at by people that don't Definitely well my name is
Speaker 1: artam Raine. I gotta say thank you for watching that
Speaker 1: episode last night. Thank you for being my guest in
Speaker 1: Rhode Island. I would like to go back there with
Speaker 1: you next year. And uh I'll be back next week
Speaker 1: with some more shenanigrams. Ladies and gentlemen, Please don't forget
Speaker 1: to party until we meet again. Didn't make you horny
Speaker 1: too enough to watch? To watch that two sweeps next week?
Speaker 1: Maybe I think you should? Yesople, that's exciting. Yes, I will,
Speaker 1: I will, I will take it under considerations. Two weeks
Speaker 1: to watch out look at that the video. If you've
Speaker 1: never seen our our theme song on YouTube video, you
Speaker 1: really should. Pepperton did the first season with us. All
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