WEBVTT - Hour 1: Change 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:17.280 This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse 0:00:17.560 --> 0:00:18.920 Kelly Show. 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:25.040 Let's have some fun on a Tuesday. 0:00:25.480 --> 0:00:28.240 And man, oh man, if only we had something to 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:33.600 talk about tonight. Apparently we don't have a speaker in 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:37.120 the house anymore, and I'm sure that's going to dominate 0:00:37.200 --> 0:00:40.479 discussion tonight and it will here. 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:43.640 In just a couple of minutes, we're gonna dive into all. 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:46.600 The McCarthy news. Maybe this is your first update on 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:47.319 the news of the day. 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:49.519 I'll give you the news of the day, but it's. 0:00:49.360 --> 0:00:52.440 Going to be Kevin McCarthy's speaker talk. I have good 0:00:52.479 --> 0:00:55.160 news for everybody out there. In case you thought we 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:57.560 were gonna talk about the GOP and the speakership the 0:00:57.560 --> 0:01:00.720 whole time. About one hour from now, we're gonna do 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:05.000 a little history because today is an anniversary that whole 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:07.560 black Hawk down thing that was thirty years ago. Today, 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:09.840 we're gonna do a little background on it, just to 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:12.160 help people get some context. We'll do that an hour 0:01:12.240 --> 0:01:17.200 from now. Our FK Junior still out there. NBC thinks 0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:21.240 Latina's our pro abortion. Trump got himself in trouble on 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:24.400 social media by the judge the Air Force can't make 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:25.640 recruiting goals. 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:28.160 All that and so. 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:30.919 Much more is still to come tonight on the world 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:34.000 famous Jesse Cally's Show. Before we get to the McCarthy stuff, 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:36.520 which I will get to in thirty seconds, beare with me. 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:40.360 We have to do something first. We make it a 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:42.560 priority to do this on the show. I will not 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:44.840 tell you it will happen every time. I will try 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:47.360 to make it happen every time. But sometimes we miss things. 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:52.880 As you know, the fallen men and women who fall 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:56.120 in combat and service to this country are honored on 0:01:56.160 --> 0:02:04.120 the show, and that counts. Training accidents. Training accidents, training 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:07.240 mishaps are ignored by virtually everybody. We don't like to 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:10.000 talk about them, think about them. We're embarrassed, we're ashamed. 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:13.440 Nobody likes to make movies about the training accident. But 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:15.760 the men and women in our armed forces who die 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:19.120 during training are every bit the hero of the guy 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:22.920 charging the machine gun. Nest. They died in service to 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:27.800 this nation, and oftentimes others may live because of their sacrifice. 0:02:28.360 --> 0:02:31.400 Before we get to the McCarthy thing, you should know 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:34.000 there was a crash, single vehicle crash in Alaska. I 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:36.640 don't have all the details yet, but I do know 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:42.639 we lost two soldiers today, two US Army soldiers. Their 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:45.120 families are probably getting that knock at the door, either 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:47.880 as we speak or shortly. So we're not going to 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:50.800 talk names or anything like that, but we are going 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:53.960 to honor them before we talk politics and everything else. 0:02:54.040 --> 0:03:51.160 So rest in peace, warriors, m M. Say a prayer 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:55.320 for their families tonight. All right, let us let us 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:59.280 tackle the news of the day. Well, first of all, 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:02.840 let's reward back to January, January of this year, and 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:04.200 let's see how everything started. 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:07.240 Do you trust as hold as accountable On that very 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:09.840 first day that we're sworn in, you'll see that it 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:14.680 all changes because on our very first bill, we're going 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:23.440 to repel eighty seven thousand IRS agents. Our job is 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:26.800 to work for you, not go after you. We'll put 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:29.880 it out to the entire country. This is what we'll do. 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:34.719 That was Kevin mccarthur back in January. That didn't end 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:37.359 up working out. In fact, they just got done with 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:42.599 an appropriations bill funding the IRS agents, the OJ and 0:04:42.680 --> 0:04:47.320 everything else. And well here's what happened today. In case 0:04:47.360 --> 0:04:49.440 you've been under a rock all day long, Yeah, it 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:50.400 surely is historic. 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:53.000 The first time this has happened since nineteen ten, and 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:54.880 I think you couldn't have said it better in terms 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:58.480 of the chaos that was erupting here on the House floor. Obviously, 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:01.720 the speaker has been we removed. I think it's important 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:04.800 to point out that Patrick McHenry, a top McCarthy ally, 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:07.680 has been appointed to serve as the temporary speaker, if 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:08.200 you will. 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:11.760 Okay, we got it. Kevin McCarthy is no longer the 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:14.039 Speaker of the House. You woke up this morning, Kevin 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:17.640 McCarthy was the Speaker of the House of Representatives. He's 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:21.680 the man standing right behind Dome, not that he's the first, 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:25.479 but right behind dome in line for the presidency, or 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:29.000 I should say he was, because he's not anymore. As 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:33.520 you just heard, Patrick McHenry is the new Speaker of 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:36.880 the House temporarily, I should know, pro temp he's not 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:41.880 really the speaker. We don't technically have a speaker. Now. 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:46.279 What are you supposed to think about all this? What 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:50.320 am I supposed to think about all this? Well, one, 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:54.720 before we even dig into that, let's get something out 0:05:54.760 --> 0:06:01.200 of the way right off the bat warolitical and real 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:06.039 war is a lot of things horrible, scary. It's a 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:11.520 lot of things, but one thing. War is never ever, ever, ever, 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:19.760 ever ever. War is never simple. War is complicated. It's complex. 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:26.440 Good guys, bad guys? What is good? What is bad? 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:31.520 What is helping? What is hurting? But that is very 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:38.320 rarely crystal clear when it comes to people combating other people, 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:41.760 whether it be in the political arena or on the battlefield, 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:46.320 that's just a fact. We don't like that. I don't 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:47.960 like that, and you don't like that. And here's why 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:51.919 we don't like that. It's hard to understand when it's compliment, 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:56.720 when it's complicated. We complain a lot about how communists 0:06:56.720 --> 0:07:00.760 will twist American history, for instance, and you've heard me 0:07:00.800 --> 0:07:03.520 complain about this a million times. When you have something 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:07.080 like the Civil War is a great example. You have 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:11.880 something like the Civil War and America's broken, despicable education system. 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:13.920 What do they teach everybody, everyone in this country? What 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:15.120 do they learn about the Civil War? 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:15.280 What? 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:16.000 North? 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:16.240 Good? 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:17.160 South bad? Blip? 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:20.600 That's it, that's all they learned. You're over with the 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:23.440 Civil War lessons in about five seconds. North good, South bad. 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:26.440 Everyone in the North was a slave. 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:29.880 Hating saint who only wanted to help black people, and 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:33.320 everyone in the South was a Nazi, basically a member 0:07:33.360 --> 0:07:36.640 of isis. That's all you learn in school. But why 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:39.480 is it presented that way? Because they're dirty, commy scum, yes, 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:44.360 but also because it's simple. Human beings love simple and 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:48.880 easily digestible things. That's the good guy. That's the bad guy. 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:52.120 This is the right thing. That's the wrong thing. Do this, 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:55.800 don't do that. He's always right, he's always wrong. We 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:58.720 love simple. I'm a simple man. I'm the most simple. 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:01.160 I'm way more simple than you are. I know. I 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:05.480 love simple. But that's not how life works. Now, let 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:08.800 me ask you, as we unpack all this Matt Gates, 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:11.360 Kevin McCarthy's stuff and dig through all this stuff today, 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:14.000 let me ask you, maybe a little riddle, if you will. 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:19.880 What is that thing that we all hate, even though 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:26.520 it is inevitable and oftentimes good for us? What is it? 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:30.720 What is the thing we all hate even though it's 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:35.880 inevitable and almost always it's good for us? What is it? 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:42.240 Chris michael An, he guesses nothing. You guys are stupid. Change. 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:47.439 Change is inevitable, It's coming, no matter what. We all 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:49.960 hate it. I hate it. You hate it. Don't adjust 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:53.480 the uh, don't adjust the burger recipe at my favorite restaurant. 0:08:53.880 --> 0:08:57.120 Don't adjust the traffic on my way to work. Don't 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:59.840 adjust the white I don't want the wife to adjust 0:08:59.880 --> 0:09:02.760 her feticini recipe. It's a great fetichini recipe. What do 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:04.719 you mean you added more of this? I like it. 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:08.280 Don't change, no change, You don't like change. I don't 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:14.439 like change. Yet change comes now. Matt Gates, Kevin McCarthy. 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:18.320 Remember we have three different entities we're dealing with here, 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:21.360 and so, just like we did last night, let's simplify this. 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:26.240 There's the Kevin McCarthy. Then there's the Freedom Caucus for 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:29.200 the most part, the Freedom Caucus types, the chip Roys, 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:34.440 the Thomas Massey's. Then there's the Matt Gates guys. The 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:38.319 people who voted today to ouse Speaker McCarthy. In case 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:42.320 you're wondering what their names are, BIG's, Buck Burshett, Crane, Gates, 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:46.240 Good Mace, and Rosendale. Those are the names of the people, 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:49.400 the Republicans who voted with Democrats today to remove Kevin 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:55.560 McCarthy from Speaker of the House. Historic, gigantic. But what 0:09:55.600 --> 0:09:57.720 are we supposed to make of it. What do we 0:09:57.760 --> 0:10:00.240 do with this? Who's the good guy? Who he's a 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:04.600 bad guy? Let's discuss it. I know one person who's 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:07.600 a bad guy, the guy who lets his family starve 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:11.080 to death. That what, Chris, That guy's always a bad guy, 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:14.120 you see, I already know him a bad guy. But 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:17.320 because I don't want to be any worse, everyone in 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:20.680 my home has their own three month emergency food kit 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:24.360 from my Patriots Supply. That's me trying to be better 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:26.640 because as many scripts as I've done in my life, 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:28.960 at least my family's not going to starve to death 0:10:29.000 --> 0:10:32.880 when these people destroy our food supply. Did I mention 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:35.480 we're going to discuss something eye popping here in a 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:37.800 moment when it comes to the economy in the world 0:10:37.880 --> 0:10:41.320 is at large. Please get an emergency three month food kit. 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:43.360 If you don't have one now, you'll regret it in 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:46.239 about ten minutes when I go over this. My Patriots 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:50.120 Supply has him twenty five percent off. Prepare with Jesse 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:55.280 Kelly dot com because prep time starts now. Prepare with 0:10:55.440 --> 0:11:01.920 Jesse Kelly dot com. We'll be back. It is the 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:05.319 Jesse Kelly Show. It's a little dark. Chris, don't you 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:09.000 think that music's a little dark, and I always I 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:11.720 know he's speaking German there. Do we know exactly what 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:15.720 he's saying? Chris, you hate me? I know I hate you. 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:18.679 But what is that? Doesn't that's what he's saying? You 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:21.560 hate me? Isn't that a little heavy for the show? 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:23.560 You know, don't worry about it, Chris, it's it's fine, 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:25.760 it's fine. Look, it's fine, it's fine. Or whatever, Chris, 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:28.000 play or hate music. Okay, we'll get you some therapy. 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:30.800 It's fine. It is the Jesse Kelly Show, and you 0:11:30.840 --> 0:11:35.240 can email me Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We're 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:37.400 gonna do history in forty five minutes. We're even gonna 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:39.719 take phone calls later. Over All, this chaos is so 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:42.480 much fun tonight. Okay, So, Kevin McCarthy's out, Matt mcgate 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:44.800 stands up. What do we actually think about all this? 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:49.000 I need to clarify that I understand how many people 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:54.800 are uncomfortable today. I understand being uncomfortable today because this 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:58.440 is a huge change. We had some guy in the House, 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:01.760 it's only seven eight Republicans. They step up, they bounce 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:04.200 the speaker of the House. What is the plan I 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:06.240 see so much of this, now, what is the plan? 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:10.320 And so many of these concerns are one thousand percent valid? 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:19.240 But conceptually hear me out. We will let me just 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:20.839 read it, and I want to make sure I give 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:23.439 credit where it's through. This is a courtesy of zero Hedge. 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:27.040 I'm not changing the subject. I'm going somewhere with this. 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:29.280 Stay with me. You know what our debt is right, 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:36.000 thirty three trillion dollars. It surpassed thirty three trillion dollars. 0:12:36.120 --> 0:12:40.720 Did you know that we have added almost three hundred 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:46.480 billion dollars in debt in one day, and that thirty 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:49.559 three trillion. Just stay with me, please, I'm going somewhere 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:54.079 with this. That thirty three trillion. Three months it took 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:58.640 to add a trillion to the national debt. Now I'm 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:01.760 explaining this because I'm trying to explain in a way 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:04.080 that people can't see. I know you can see it, 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:06.800 but in a way Norman Norm can't see. I'm trying 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:12.080 to explain where we are three months we added a 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:19.360 trillion to the debt. When you study the end of civilizations, 0:13:20.000 --> 0:13:23.040 the end of nations, as we have talked about many times, 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:25.760 I find the subject fascinating, so I study it endlessly, 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:33.400 almost always. It starts slow and then all at once 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:40.400 everything's just gone. We are adding one trillion dollars to 0:13:40.440 --> 0:13:46.520 the debt every three months. You think I'm changing the subject, 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:50.880 I'm trying to explain to everyone. And it doesn't even 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:52.760 matter if you're a hate listener, one of the Dirty 0:13:52.800 --> 0:13:56.079 Commy hate listeners, or a low TGP hate listener, or 0:13:56.120 --> 0:13:58.720 whether you're an anti communist, or whether you're in the middle, 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:01.560 or whether you're a freaking whose owner just happened to 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:03.880 turn on the radio. It doesn't matter who you are. 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:10.880 The debt is coming, The train is coming, and life 0:14:11.040 --> 0:14:13.800 as you and your parents and their parents and their 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:17.679 parents before them have always known it is about to change. 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:21.880 Wrap your mind around that. For generations, you and your 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:25.240 line have only known one standard of living in this country, 0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:28.200 one general life, and it's about to change for three 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:33.120 hundred million Americans. The debt is coming due tube. The 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:38.880 train is almost here. Exponentially, it's being added. Now. We 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:43.640 are in the final game before this debt shatters this nation. 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:47.360 Now let's go to this whole. Kevin McCarthy, Matt Gates thing, 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:50.080 what am I saying? And all this stuff. Am I 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:54.480 saying Kevin McCarthy is a saint and should have been saved? No, 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:59.200 my gosh, No, Am I saying I'm happy he's gone. Yeah, 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:02.680 kind of, I hate Congress. Yeah, I'm really happy he's gone. 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:07.280 Am I saying Matt Gates he is a selfless fighter 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:10.520 who's only up there on your in my behalf. Oh, 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:13.600 don't be naive. He's already sending fundraising emails off of it. 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:16.000 He wants to be governor of Florida. Come on, I'm 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:21.400 not saying that either. But what I am saying is this, 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:30.520 We need gigantic, wholesale changes. If we have even a 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:37.360 prayer at saving this country for my grandchildren and your 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:41.920 grandchildren mine aren't even born yet. We don't need little changes. 0:15:42.120 --> 0:15:44.760 We don't need to return to norm We don't need 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:47.040 to get back to business, We don't need to do 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:52.680 things the right way. We need gigantic changes to avoid 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:59.920 an absolute life changing disaster for this nation. Huge change 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:03.840 must come. And not only that, I don't know if 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:05.400 you can hear this. I do my own sound effects. 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:09.640 That's me tapping my watch. The clock is ticking. And 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:15.160 so now that we need huge changes, well changes are 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:18.880 starting to come. They are. We're starting to see things. 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:21.400 You're starting to see things. I'm starting to see things 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:26.040 we've never seen before. And because we're seeing change, it 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:31.400 oftentimes makes us all uncomfortable. And I understand that when 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:35.320 it makes people uncomfortable. But here's the thing about change. 0:16:35.760 --> 0:16:39.680 Because it's uncomfortable, and because inherently you don't want it, 0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:41.440 and I don't want it, and we just want things 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:43.440 to be simple, and we want things to remain the same. 0:16:43.760 --> 0:16:49.360 Because change is hard, and because we don't want it, 0:16:50.080 --> 0:16:54.400 change agents, or system disruptors, as I have called them 0:16:54.400 --> 0:17:00.200 many times, change agents rarely take the form we want. 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:00.640 Him to take. 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:02.840 Do you want me to use it an example? We 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:05.080 can all understand. You know what, you know what we 0:17:05.119 --> 0:17:06.880 are right now on the right. Here's what we are. 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:10.560 We are a movement that has spent the last fifty 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:15.200 sixty years filling up the toilet with poop, more poop, 0:17:15.240 --> 0:17:17.600 and more poop and more poop. And now what do 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:20.600 we have. We've said, Hey, someone's got a better take 0:17:20.640 --> 0:17:22.760 care of the poop. Hey, there's too much poop in there. 0:17:22.960 --> 0:17:24.879 Someone get the poopy out of the toilet. There's a 0:17:24.920 --> 0:17:26.960 lot of poop but yet the poop is only grown 0:17:27.000 --> 0:17:28.560 and grown and grown and grown and grown and grown 0:17:28.640 --> 0:17:28.960 and grown. 0:17:29.040 --> 0:17:30.919 And now it's overflowing with poop. 0:17:31.880 --> 0:17:34.479 And so what do we do? We decided we need 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:37.159 to change. We call up a plummer. Hey, get a plumber. 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:41.119 Ain't here. And the plumber shows up. He's got a 0:17:41.119 --> 0:17:44.200 cigarette hanging out of his mouth. He's got a tattoo 0:17:44.240 --> 0:17:47.120 on his forearm of a naked woman. And we looking 0:17:47.160 --> 0:17:50.359 at him and we say, what, I need the toilet drain, 0:17:50.440 --> 0:17:53.560 but not but not by this guy. Aren't there any 0:17:53.680 --> 0:17:56.560 Aren't there any plumbers who don't smoke? I need one 0:17:56.560 --> 0:17:58.920 without tattoos. Isn't there one who can do? That's the 0:17:59.000 --> 0:18:04.600 right way. The right way was for when there was 0:18:05.280 --> 0:18:11.040 one little turd in the toilet one third was sixty 0:18:11.119 --> 0:18:17.399 seventy years ago. Now it's full, and now that plumber 0:18:17.440 --> 0:18:21.600 is coming inside. I will elaborate further and explain what 0:18:21.640 --> 0:18:23.280 I mean in a moment, but look at it. This 0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:25.440 is what I'm talking about. This is when I press 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:28.639 people and say, you have got to be strong enough 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:32.000 to accept a future that looks different. This is why 0:18:32.000 --> 0:18:34.240 I tell you about your te levels. Honestly, this is 0:18:34.240 --> 0:18:36.399 why I tell you about your tea levels all the time, 0:18:36.880 --> 0:18:42.000 because if you are just a naturally anxiety ridden, effeminatee man, 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:44.679 you are not going to be able to withstand what 0:18:44.840 --> 0:18:49.639 is coming, the never ending change and chaos and discomfort. 0:18:50.640 --> 0:18:53.800 Maybe that male Vitality Stack needs to be expedited to 0:18:53.920 --> 0:18:56.879 your house. Look, I take one every day, all natural 0:18:56.920 --> 0:19:01.359 herbal supplements, not big pharma crap. Chiq dot com. My 0:19:01.480 --> 0:19:03.600 boys at Chalk they hook me up with a male 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:07.240 Vitality stack every day. 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We 0:19:47.680 --> 0:19:49.640 have to finish the McCarthy Gates stuff. I'm gonna give 0:19:49.640 --> 0:19:51.720 you some history in about a half hour from now. 0:19:52.160 --> 0:19:55.600 By popular request, we are going to do something an 0:19:55.600 --> 0:19:57.159 hour and a half from now at the start of 0:19:57.200 --> 0:20:00.399 the third hour. All right, you ready for this before 0:20:00.400 --> 0:20:02.760 I get back to the Gates McCarthy stuff. So you know, 0:20:02.840 --> 0:20:05.800 I tell personal stories about various stupid things I've done 0:20:05.800 --> 0:20:08.159 and experienced and crazy things and whatnot. You know how 0:20:08.200 --> 0:20:11.320 I do that. There's a story I've only told one 0:20:11.359 --> 0:20:15.920 time on the air. The one time I told this story, 0:20:16.520 --> 0:20:19.760 we were actually kicked off of one of the affiliates 0:20:20.160 --> 0:20:22.280 that we have. You know how. This shows on two 0:20:22.359 --> 0:20:26.040 hundred stations nationwide, coast to coast. The last time I 0:20:26.080 --> 0:20:28.240 told this story, they found it to be so offensive 0:20:28.280 --> 0:20:31.520 they kicked a soft station. So naturally, I'm gonna be 0:20:31.560 --> 0:20:33.399 dialing that story up again in about an hour and 0:20:33.440 --> 0:20:34.120 a half from now. 0:20:35.800 --> 0:20:38.680 There's your reward for all this crappy political talk. 0:20:38.800 --> 0:20:41.639 So we got history a half hour from now, offensive 0:20:41.680 --> 0:20:44.200 stories an hour and a half from now. So let's 0:20:44.200 --> 0:20:45.720 get back to this change agent stuff. 0:20:45.840 --> 0:20:49.800 Jesse, but Kevin McCarthy Kevin McCarthy sucks. 0:20:49.840 --> 0:20:51.120 He's the worst thing ever. 0:20:51.240 --> 0:20:53.800 You think Ashley Babbitt was murdered, eathy the police officer 0:20:53.840 --> 0:20:55.320 who shot her and was doing his job. 0:20:56.040 --> 0:20:57.560 I think the police officer did his job. 0:20:57.960 --> 0:21:00.680 Yeah, Kevin McCarthy's an idiot. I'm glad he's gone. But Jesse, 0:21:00.800 --> 0:21:03.800 now that Kevin McCarthy's gone, this could result in a 0:21:03.840 --> 0:21:06.600 disaster in the House. Yes, also correct. Yes, I'm very 0:21:06.640 --> 0:21:08.800 concerned about that. This could result in a disaster in 0:21:08.800 --> 0:21:12.760 the House. But Jesse Matt Gates was going by the 0:21:12.880 --> 0:21:16.760 letter of the law, the agreement. Kevin McCarthy violating the agreement, 0:21:16.760 --> 0:21:18.600 and Gates did the right thing and fought for us. 0:21:18.760 --> 0:21:21.200 Yes he onred percent did Yes, I agree, But Jesse 0:21:21.280 --> 0:21:23.679 Matt Gates is a self is jerk just running for governor, 0:21:23.720 --> 0:21:27.000 and he's a blowhard idiot. Yes, also one hundred percent agreed. Yes, Yes, 0:21:27.040 --> 0:21:30.480 all these things are true. If you fall down on 0:21:31.119 --> 0:21:34.080 those side of the issues, all those things are true. 0:21:34.160 --> 0:21:36.680 I'm not denying the truth of any of those things. 0:21:36.760 --> 0:21:40.080 Wherever you are right now. What I am saying is 0:21:40.160 --> 0:21:44.560 Republicans and Democrats in the House and the Senate both 0:21:44.760 --> 0:21:50.400 just came together to distribute billions and billions and hundreds 0:21:50.440 --> 0:21:52.800 of billions of dollars. 0:21:52.240 --> 0:21:54.679 In money we are borrowing. 0:21:55.800 --> 0:21:59.919 The national debt is adding a trillion dollars every three months. 0:22:00.200 --> 0:22:03.920 The show's almost over, baby. The clock is a ticken. 0:22:04.400 --> 0:22:06.760 We're not talking. We're not doing that thing we used 0:22:06.800 --> 0:22:09.120 to do one hundred years from now. Can you imagine 0:22:09.160 --> 0:22:10.520 that I'm forty two. 0:22:10.920 --> 0:22:15.520 We are gonna have a Godadamaran crisis before I am 0:22:15.560 --> 0:22:18.399 buried and dead, unless I die on the way home tonight. 0:22:18.640 --> 0:22:24.040 It's coming, big time, world ending kind of stuff. So 0:22:25.600 --> 0:22:31.600 we need change. What change is uncomfortable. Change is ugly 0:22:32.880 --> 0:22:36.280 in the change agents themselves. We've had. Okay, let me 0:22:36.400 --> 0:22:41.080 let me add this. What were people's main problems with Trump? 0:22:41.440 --> 0:22:43.159 The people who hate Trump, people on the left who 0:22:43.200 --> 0:22:44.640 hate him, people on the right who hate him. There's 0:22:44.640 --> 0:22:46.040 a lot of that now, s it's primate. But people 0:22:46.040 --> 0:22:48.600 who hate Trump, what do they say? A lot? He 0:22:48.640 --> 0:22:51.280 doesn't do things normal. He's a blow hard, or he's 0:22:51.320 --> 0:22:53.920 vulg or he's this or he's that, or he's selfish 0:22:54.000 --> 0:22:56.440 or this or that. I've never argued with you about 0:22:56.440 --> 0:22:59.040 any of those things. Yeah, okay, fine, Yes I agree yes, 0:22:59.400 --> 0:23:03.880 selfish question, narcissid Yep, yep, all those things are true. Still, 0:23:04.320 --> 0:23:09.359 we need a change. Trump was a change agent at 0:23:09.400 --> 0:23:13.280 a time we needed a change agent, a system disruptor. 0:23:14.080 --> 0:23:16.520 And this is the part I'm trying to explain my 0:23:17.000 --> 0:23:21.080 ugly analogy with the plumber change agents. You say you 0:23:21.119 --> 0:23:23.480 want change, you say you want change. I wanna change. 0:23:23.520 --> 0:23:26.680 I'm gonna change. I'm gonna change. But change agents don't 0:23:26.680 --> 0:23:29.159 ever look like we want them to look because nursery 0:23:29.240 --> 0:23:33.760 rhyme conservatism has lied to us. Nursery rhyme conservatism has 0:23:33.800 --> 0:23:37.560 told us for years that a warrior looks like Captain 0:23:37.600 --> 0:23:40.360 America and his teeth are perfect, and he never cusses 0:23:40.480 --> 0:23:43.440 and he says yes ma'am, and he's got six pack abs. 0:23:43.640 --> 0:23:46.520 But change doesn't look like that at all. Change is 0:23:46.560 --> 0:23:50.199 a change smoking biker who's got ten felonies on his record, 0:23:51.160 --> 0:23:53.520 and he's going to do things that make uncomfortable, and 0:23:53.600 --> 0:23:55.920 he's gonna fart at dinner time, and he's gonna rub 0:23:55.960 --> 0:23:58.240 his dirty boots on the carpet, and he's gonna make 0:23:58.280 --> 0:24:00.600 you mad, and he's gonna be a bad house and 0:24:00.640 --> 0:24:03.400 you don't like him, but you said you wanted change, Well, 0:24:03.480 --> 0:24:06.520 here it is. Have you ever gotten at a place 0:24:06.560 --> 0:24:08.320 in your life? Or maybe you're there right now. I'm 0:24:08.359 --> 0:24:10.680 out of shape, I'm too fat. I need to lose weight. 0:24:11.000 --> 0:24:14.080 Is there a way to lose weight that doesn't involve sweating, 0:24:15.560 --> 0:24:23.160 heavy breathing, smelling ugly, red in the face. There's not 0:24:23.280 --> 0:24:29.240 a good one anyway. Change is ugly, wholesale, gigantic changes 0:24:29.680 --> 0:24:33.919 are necessary. That doesn't mean you, and it doesn't mean me. 0:24:34.800 --> 0:24:37.119