WEBVTT - Sick w/ Jill Marie Lawrence

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<v Speaker 1>Of the law and order franchises. SVU is considered especially watchable.

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<v Speaker 2>We are the amateur detectives who kind of investigate the

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<v Speaker 2>vicious felonies.

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<v Speaker 3>These episodes are based on.

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<v Speaker 4>These are our stories, done done.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, that's messed up an sv podcast. My name is Lisa,

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<v Speaker 2>I am the host of the show. I am the

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<v Speaker 2>other host of the show, and my name is Kara.

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<v Speaker 2>And you guys should have the GISTs by now. This

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<v Speaker 2>is episode seven thousand. We recap an amazing episode of SVU.

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<v Speaker 1>We talked about the true crimes based on and then

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<v Speaker 1>we talked to some incredible guests who had something to

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<v Speaker 1>do with the show, either acting or in some other capacity.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know, today's no different.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I have a question outside of a SVU of course.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh go I you know, I have some weddings

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<v Speaker 2>this year and I found some dresses that were being

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<v Speaker 2>instagrammed down my throat is a trashy to message the

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<v Speaker 2>company and just be like, am I cool enough?

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<v Speaker 3>Will you give me these dresses or what? Like? I

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<v Speaker 3>have a check mark.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Like I just kind of want to

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<v Speaker 2>hit them up and be like, I have some events

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<v Speaker 2>coming up. I'm like, do I have enough followers for

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<v Speaker 2>you to hook me up?

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<v Speaker 1>Or what?

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<v Speaker 3>I say, why not? What's the worst?

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<v Speaker 2>They say, no, right, I think I have to because

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<v Speaker 2>you know, they're three hundred and fifty dollars dresses, and

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I would, I don't want to. I would,

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<v Speaker 2>I will buy them, but I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, Yeah, just be like I'm going to be

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<v Speaker 1>extensively photographed.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, these are sharing weover. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that you should have no shame, go for

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<v Speaker 1>it and then fill us in, keep us updated.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll fill you in. I just like, it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>just give me the dresses. Just give them to me,

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<v Speaker 2>Give me the dresses. That's what I have to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Yeah, that's so funny. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>my weddings. I used to go to nine weddings a year,

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<v Speaker 1>and now I'm like it's like trickle trickle, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I had one last year that was supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be we all watched it on zoom together, like it

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<v Speaker 1>was supposed to be, you know, a live wedding, and

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<v Speaker 1>then now it's like, yeah, I don't even know, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>why am my brother's wedding in the fall?

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<v Speaker 2>But that's it, you know, No, I'm down to one

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<v Speaker 2>or two a year, but I never did it in

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<v Speaker 2>my twenties. Really like I just to sprinkle, and now

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<v Speaker 2>this is my most busy wedding year, so it's pretty firing.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I guess pre pandemic. I went to a couple,

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<v Speaker 2>but I yeah, I'm excited. I think even like when

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<v Speaker 2>I showed up to Noah and Ester's wedding in Denver.

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<v Speaker 2>They were like, wow, you really came, and I was like, yeah, bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>like I don't know what you wanted because Esther goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I checked the ticket prices for planes, and I would

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<v Speaker 2>have never come to this wedding, like she even told

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<v Speaker 2>she even did it in her wedding speech. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>was like she was like, thanks everyone, I would have

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<v Speaker 2>never flown to any of your weddings for the prices

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<v Speaker 2>it costs and what's like wild price ticket like plane

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<v Speaker 2>ticket prices.

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<v Speaker 3>But I did it. I don't know when I was

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<v Speaker 3>happy to be there. Yeah. No, I love weddings like

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<v Speaker 3>I really think I shine at a wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>I love them, chats, dancing, snacks, love, sincerity like a bar, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>like open bars, photo boots.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I love it. Kids. Not being welcome. I mean

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<v Speaker 3>so many of my favorite things.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't think children will be at any of

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<v Speaker 1>these weddings I'm a part of. Yeah, my brother just

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<v Speaker 1>had to send a follow up email like, ooh, I

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<v Speaker 1>think some of you got the wrong idea about the

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<v Speaker 1>save the date your kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Are not invited. No, And I was like so young

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<v Speaker 3>at my sister's wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>I was in sixth grade and it was fun obviously,

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<v Speaker 2>but like her husband's brother was teen years and he

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<v Speaker 2>got hammered. I remember him singing Enrique Iglesias at the

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<v Speaker 2>end of the night, just like bumbling through. But I

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<v Speaker 2>think that's where people first get wasted. Family wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was this. I didn't really ever try this.

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<v Speaker 3>But did you ever get drunk at a barmetzvah or

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<v Speaker 3>about mitzvah?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, I feel like some people do that though

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<v Speaker 1>they like go, they figure out ways to get like

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<v Speaker 1>Shirley temples and like get booze into them or something

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember drinking in eighth grade.

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<v Speaker 1>No, me neither, but some kids do, and like fucking

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<v Speaker 1>Shirley temples were my obsessions, so I would never want

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<v Speaker 1>to add alcohol to them. Like I was just like

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<v Speaker 1>give me load my like inject those Maraschino cherries into

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<v Speaker 1>my veins, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>But like I bet you some.

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<v Speaker 1>Kids like fucking try to turn up when their parents

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<v Speaker 1>aren't looking at bought Mitzvahs and bar Mitzvah's right.

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<v Speaker 3>Not, I hope not.

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<v Speaker 2>But I guess I knew kids smoking weed and junior high.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't think they're doing great now, Like I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't know, you can't. It's not good to be that

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<v Speaker 3>cool that young. Why it just start drinking.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I did take like a shot in sixth

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<v Speaker 2>grade because I found my sister's like stuff, and like

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<v Speaker 2>we did a thing. But in terms of like, ooh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go drink, I would say, hi, like junior year,

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<v Speaker 2>junior year.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I had like a rough, tough swim season, and then

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<v Speaker 2>I decided to go into weed and alcohol.

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<v Speaker 3>I needed a break.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, I my A lot of my friends did

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<v Speaker 1>start drinking in eighth grade, and I was like so anti.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, no, we can't do that. And then

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<v Speaker 1>by the end of ninth grade, I was fully drinking.

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<v Speaker 1>And but I didn't start smoking weed really until like

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<v Speaker 1>summer after sophomore year. Like for some reason, I like

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<v Speaker 1>summer after sophomore year, I spoked weed. I didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>high because you know they used to say like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't get high your first time. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>think junior year I started smoking weed and getting high,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know I waited a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can't imagine.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's why I love that Yellow Jacket's part when

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<v Speaker 2>like Shaunas revealed that she's pregnant and then one of

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<v Speaker 2>the girls goes, you had sex, And that's how I

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<v Speaker 2>felt that young where you would be like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>you're sucking dick and you're twelve, Like it was kind

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<v Speaker 2>of wild.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't getting wasted in junior high. I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, maybe I was a loser, Like I don't

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<v Speaker 2>remember people getting wasted at bar and bat mitzvahs that

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<v Speaker 2>I frequent.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't think you're a loser.

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel like I've heard about the Barbomitzvah thing,

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<v Speaker 1>but I do know that like eighth I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>was going to Barbomitzvah, was in the seventh grade, and

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<v Speaker 1>then like in eighth grade, people were starting to dabble,

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<v Speaker 1>and I remember it with some of my good friends,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, you guys, like, don't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's bad. Like I was really upset.

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<v Speaker 1>And then by the end of ninth grade, I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>vodka tastes fine with OJ.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, like, but no, I would like chug it.

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<v Speaker 2>I would get way too wasted. That was the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>We would all just like chug the vodka. Like you

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<v Speaker 2>just don't even know what the fuck you're doing with anything.

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<v Speaker 2>But Shirmy Temple's with vodka are delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I have done, yes, yes, well, probably because we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna put good vodka in it too, right, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>think that the like the way we used to do

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<v Speaker 1>it in high school or whatever was like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>pop off like potato vodka for like ten dollars a

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<v Speaker 1>gallon or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>And it was nasty. They're called dirty Shirley's in case

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<v Speaker 3>you go, yeah, dirty Shirley's. That's wow. Spoke that's what

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<v Speaker 3>got them going.

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<v Speaker 1>My friend sophs partner Annalise loves a dirty Shirley and

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<v Speaker 1>we used to drink them in San Diego.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, dirty Shirly I like that. That's so exciting. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>cocktails are great. I've do you know that.

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<v Speaker 3>I was looking up Shirley Temple the other day. This

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<v Speaker 3>is weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why I was looking up Shirley Temple

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<v Speaker 1>other day because I was trying to like write a

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<v Speaker 1>joke that had something about Shirley Temple in it, and

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<v Speaker 1>like she is like the only child star that had

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<v Speaker 1>an okay life, Like Shirley Temple lived until she was

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<v Speaker 1>like eighty five, no alcohol problems, no drug problem, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Just a Do you think it's because she was famous

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<v Speaker 2>for a little bit of time and then disappeared, like

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<v Speaker 2>she didn't continue or what I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think, Well, she didn't keep acting, but I think she

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<v Speaker 1>was still like active, like like publicly, like I saw

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<v Speaker 1>photos of her as an old woman, like out at events,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. Like I don't think she

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<v Speaker 1>went fully underground, but like most child stars have some

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<v Speaker 1>kind of little problem, you know, and like, yeah, surely

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<v Speaker 1>Temple just skated by, she tapped danced by, And.

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<v Speaker 3>How are your tap classes going? VT? Debs.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't able to go last week, but you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be back on the horse sucking at it again

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<v Speaker 1>this week.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's important to suck at stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I just like, first of all, it's it's not that

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<v Speaker 1>physically taxing on me for some reason, like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get super sweaty and it doesn't make me sore or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>But I am also not great at it, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>like it feels like I'm forcing my brain to work

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<v Speaker 1>in a different way.

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<v Speaker 3>And I kind of like that.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know this idea that you have to be

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<v Speaker 2>good at everything, Like sometimes it's just like you could

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<v Speaker 2>just do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Like some people are like, when's the recital, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>there isn't one, and I wouldn't do it if there was.

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<v Speaker 2>One, Like I don't, so it's like I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>just to adults dance recital.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean that would be a.

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<v Speaker 1>Low no exist because when I worked at the USA network,

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<v Speaker 1>my boss, who was like an executive at USA, was

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<v Speaker 1>doing adults haap and was like, my recitals this weekend

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, whoa, that's like.

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<v Speaker 2>Meg Stalter's character and hacks when she's like, oh, my

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<v Speaker 2>ballet thing. So but I wonder if that's someone who

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<v Speaker 2>also worked at USA, like worked on the show and

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<v Speaker 2>connected at all, or people are just funny funny writers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is funny because it's like they asked I

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<v Speaker 1>go to the same school dance school as my child.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I've mentioned that, and so like they're having

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<v Speaker 1>a recital, which I did not sign her up for

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<v Speaker 1>because it's one hundred dollars and Rosie doesn't do anything,

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<v Speaker 1>like she will not follow instructions or do any of

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<v Speaker 1>the moves.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not like going to pay to like see that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I just didn't even consider that there would be

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<v Speaker 1>one for the adults.

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<v Speaker 2>So I cannot believe you're not paying for the recital.

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<v Speaker 2>I also can't believe you have to pay for a recital.

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<v Speaker 1>One hundred dollars and I will in like a year

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<v Speaker 1>or two years, Like she just needs to be a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit older, Like she just goes and fucks off,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Like there's no way I'm paying to see

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<v Speaker 1>her like run across the stage and like not do

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<v Speaker 1>the dance.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, but I'm sure it'll be cute now.

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<v Speaker 2>The photo of her with her little friends is cute. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>Rosie on a pony was very cute.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, yes, full horse girl. She fun on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, elated, And I was worried she was

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<v Speaker 1>going to get nervous because Rosie talks a big game

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<v Speaker 1>and then when something like actually comes up, she gets

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<v Speaker 1>scared and like they strap you to this pony, and

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<v Speaker 1>she felt like sturdy and.

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<v Speaker 3>Was just having the time of her life. It was great.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm very happy for her living a good life. She's

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<v Speaker 3>going to start journaling soon.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>One more thing.

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<v Speaker 1>We are going to be on tour this weekend in

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<v Speaker 1>both Seattle and Portland. We had two shows in Seattle

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<v Speaker 1>on the ninth of April, but they sold out, so

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<v Speaker 1>we did add another show on Friday, April eighth, So

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<v Speaker 1>if you live in the Seattle area, please come see us.

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<v Speaker 3>That Friday show still has tickets available.

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<v Speaker 1>And then on Sunday the tenth, we are in Portland

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<v Speaker 1>at the Aladdin. All of this information is available at

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<v Speaker 1>That's Messed Up live dot com, or you can check

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<v Speaker 1>the link in our Instagram bio or all of our

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram has all flyers for all these places. Contact the

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<v Speaker 1>venues directly. Whatever you guys want to do, just come

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<v Speaker 1>see us live. We'd love to see you. Should we

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<v Speaker 1>get started on today's episode?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Please, Yeah, We've got a really good one this week.

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<v Speaker 1>A classic.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get into this episode. I would say

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<v Speaker 2>a classic, a favorite. This is one of the funniest

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<v Speaker 2>episodes of SVU and All History.

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<v Speaker 3>I cannot wait.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, there's molestation of children, but it's pretty funny,

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<v Speaker 2>not the melestation part. You'll know what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>We're doing Sick season five, episode nineteen. Let's get into it.

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<v Speaker 2>It opens on two young women with like pop punk

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<v Speaker 2>blaring and one brunette and a blonde and the blonde

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<v Speaker 2>short hair one. She's pissed off. She I miss doing this.

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<v Speaker 2>She like slams closed the flip phone and oh so sad.

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<v Speaker 2>It is so satisfying. And they start talking about like

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<v Speaker 2>like we get that there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a dorm room.

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<v Speaker 2>They are not really friends, they are put together, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's very Alphaba and Glinda, if you guys are Wicked fans.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a one's a goth, one's a blonde, and they

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<v Speaker 2>are not really getting along. And the goth is always

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<v Speaker 2>online and the blonde needs some action. This is two

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<v Speaker 2>thousand and four and there's only one phone internet line, and.

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<v Speaker 3>So she's like, you're always on it, stop it, blah

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<v Speaker 3>blah blah.

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<v Speaker 2>So they're fighting, and the goth is in a chat

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<v Speaker 2>room called Slasher Fan chat room, and she says this

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<v Speaker 2>is life and death and you're like, shut up, bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>But no.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's a guy in the chat room and he's

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<v Speaker 2>saying that he has a five year old with him

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<v Speaker 2>and he's gonna kill her, and he calls like cops

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<v Speaker 2>pigs and he's gonna slit their throats. There's just like

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of threatening of murdering, and so they get

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<v Speaker 2>scared and call nine one one and.

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<v Speaker 1>On the chat when you see the chat window, like

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<v Speaker 1>the font is in like scary, bloody like font.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is somewhere that your husband would live. I

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<v Speaker 2>would say this was what your husband was doing in

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<v Speaker 2>oh for he was in these slasher movie things, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, four. I think he was moving to Chicago to

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<v Speaker 3>do comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>But yes, this is definitely a place he might hang

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<v Speaker 1>out for sure, just to talk about the slashers, not

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<v Speaker 1>to like talk about killing kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not mean to imply, no, that he would

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<v Speaker 2>kill a child. But he does love horror movies. We

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<v Speaker 2>talked yesterday about some so whatever. So this is happening

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<v Speaker 2>in Denver. So we're in So someone at the Denver

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<v Speaker 2>Police starts taking notes. They're taking notes down They for

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<v Speaker 2>some reason think it's happening in Denver and then behind

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<v Speaker 2>the police there's a bunch of random trophies on a

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<v Speaker 2>file cabinet and it's like, were they bowling? I want

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<v Speaker 2>to know what all these cops did to win all

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<v Speaker 2>these little trophies. But he says, hey, this is not

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<v Speaker 2>in our jurisdiction at all. And this young, like uniformed,

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<v Speaker 2>haughty cop is like, wait, where is he? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>And the old man says new York City? Where else?

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<v Speaker 2>So classic classic Everyone is so jealous of New York

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<v Speaker 2>they can't get enough of shitting on it. So then

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<v Speaker 2>we cut to New York City. Hello, A swat team

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<v Speaker 2>is spiraling up the stairs of an apartment building. Benson's

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<v Speaker 2>and Stabler are behind them bulletproof vest time. They're entering

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<v Speaker 2>an apartment, you know, but they do remind everyone there

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<v Speaker 2>is a kid in there. There's a kid in there.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a five year old about to get murdered. We

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<v Speaker 2>have to be careful. They enter and they're like, don't move.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's a family chilling. There's a young blonde girl

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<v Speaker 2>mom dad, and the dad has been in another SVU

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<v Speaker 2>episode called Users.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I remember him more from this one.

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<v Speaker 2>He is like a juicier part but you know, an

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<v Speaker 2>sview alum, double alum. And then we get a common

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<v Speaker 2>SVU moment where it's actually a child pretending to be

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<v Speaker 2>someone on the internet and.

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<v Speaker 3>It is not a killer.

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<v Speaker 2>There's not a five year old girl being held hostage

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<v Speaker 2>about to get her slow her throat slit.

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<v Speaker 3>So that is very very good news.

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<v Speaker 2>So Little JJ comes out and he looks like trouble

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<v Speaker 2>and he goes it was just a.

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<v Speaker 3>Joke, and I'm on his side.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, those goths are dumb, Like, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>I do you think he would have called the cops.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, apparently they just kept asking him over and over again,

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<v Speaker 1>are you joking?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you joking? And he would an answer, So I

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<v Speaker 3>guess maybe I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know. Maybe I'm not on his side.

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<v Speaker 2>Please don't come for me. But I did write I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm with him.

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<v Speaker 1>This kid is so specific to me, like I always

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<v Speaker 1>remember him, his attitude, his little raspy voice, his face

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<v Speaker 1>like he kind of reminds me also of Dicky Stabler

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<v Speaker 1>in later episode.

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<v Speaker 2>In other episodes, yeah, he also reminds me of the

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<v Speaker 2>little boy from the Elizabon, not from the Julie Bowen.

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<v Speaker 3>Darlene from Roseanne episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, the one who drives the car and that's

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<v Speaker 1>how they at the beginning.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because he's still van and it's just a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all these kids are just pulling horrific pranks.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they all three of them are together.

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<v Speaker 2>We should do a fuck Mary kill, but that would

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<v Speaker 2>be illegal because they're children. Okay, so we're at the credits. Guys,

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<v Speaker 2>we're at the credits. There is you know, we get it.

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<v Speaker 2>The kid is the thing. There's a family that's happening.

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<v Speaker 2>We're back at the station with the dad and son.

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<v Speaker 2>They're at the table with their detectives and the dad

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<v Speaker 2>is like, whatever, he's a kid. It's a prank. Relax.

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<v Speaker 2>Stabler says, you can't just like say you want to

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<v Speaker 2>kill cops and rape women. Like that's not that's not

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<v Speaker 2>going to fly on the internet. Well it does now.

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<v Speaker 2>Standards have changed. Now you can legit just send horrific

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<v Speaker 2>threats to Instagram and they'll be like, actually we're into this.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh we see nothing wrong with this. Stabler says, you

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<v Speaker 2>had hardcore slasher movie fans freaked out, So this isn't

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<v Speaker 2>just a prank. You had like really you know, people

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<v Speaker 2>that love grotesque shit not into it.

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<v Speaker 3>So your kid did something wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>They asked you if you were joking, like Kara said,

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<v Speaker 2>He said no, they believed that you were serious and

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<v Speaker 2>the dad, oh, and so Stabler says, and honestly, reading

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<v Speaker 2>everything that you wrote, I believed you were serious too.

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<v Speaker 2>And the dad says, then you're an idiot. The balls

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<v Speaker 2>on this family, the balls on this family. That's why

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<v Speaker 2>parents are so dangerous to the world. They can't admit

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<v Speaker 2>that their kids have a problem.

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<v Speaker 3>Not me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be the first one to turn Rosy in. I've

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<v Speaker 1>said it once and I'll say it again. I know

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<v Speaker 1>I'm always defending Rosie.

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<v Speaker 2>Both of you were addicted to the case Sidia where

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<v Speaker 2>friend's kid had a birthday party and he's like, did

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<v Speaker 2>she have a kid? Kara walked in. The first thing

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<v Speaker 2>she said to me was do Rosie have some of

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<v Speaker 2>the casidia?

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<v Speaker 3>And I was just like no, but she had chips.

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<v Speaker 2>No one cares and they're like uh oh, and Jared

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<v Speaker 2>kept be like, well no, Jared kept being like, don't

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<v Speaker 2>eat the chips. I'm like, chips in a casidia are

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred percent the same thing, but different textures.

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<v Speaker 3>Like it doesn't nutrition wise.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was funny. It was the first thing you

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<v Speaker 1>said when you walked in to the door of the party.

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<v Speaker 1>I said hello, and you were just like, did she

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<v Speaker 1>eat the Casidia?

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<v Speaker 3>And the whole time I was there with.

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<v Speaker 1>Your husband with JAREDY kept being like, eat the case, Sidia,

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<v Speaker 1>just one bite of the case Sidia? Could you have

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<v Speaker 1>the case Cidia? You guys are like, we're always fighting

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<v Speaker 1>with her about eating you know how it is, No,

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<v Speaker 1>she wanted chips.

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<v Speaker 3>I try to give her an orange. She didn't want it.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, kids are cool, but parents just we'll see it

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<v Speaker 2>throughout this whole episode. I mean, they're gonna be evil,

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<v Speaker 2>you guys. This is such a good episode, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>just this thing of like, why can't you just admit

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<v Speaker 2>that your little child might have gone too far in

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<v Speaker 2>the Internet.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have made this easier too.

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<v Speaker 2>But maybe he's doing the right thing and giving the

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<v Speaker 2>cops no information because you can't trust police.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't really know.

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<v Speaker 2>But it cuts to Benson and she's with the mom

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<v Speaker 2>still at the house as a bunch of people are

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<v Speaker 2>gathering evidence, and then the mom as well, is like

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<v Speaker 2>totally delusional. She says her son is very sensitive. Please

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<v Speaker 2>don't do this to us. Your son is a sick freak.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the mom is also like, what about that

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<v Speaker 2>broken door?

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<v Speaker 3>What are you gonna do?

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<v Speaker 2>And Benson says, fill out a form in the NYPD

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<v Speaker 2>while imburse it.

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<v Speaker 5>L O l.

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<v Speaker 3>SV is true a true comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>Benson asks if he's ever heart his sister, and the

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<v Speaker 2>mom says never, while like still clearing the dinner table.

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<v Speaker 2>People are just so committed to finishing errands on this show.

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<v Speaker 2>I will never understand that mentality. Benson also says that

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<v Speaker 2>she needs to talk to the daughter alone, and the

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<v Speaker 2>mom doesn't want it. And I didn't know this before,

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<v Speaker 2>but kid criminals can have an adult with them, but

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<v Speaker 2>kid victims need to be talked to alone, right so,

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<v Speaker 2>And that makes sense because if the parents are involved

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<v Speaker 2>in any way, you don't want to add pressure to

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<v Speaker 2>the child.

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<v Speaker 3>But I didn't remember that until Benson said that.

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<v Speaker 2>The mom doesn't love that, but she says, yeah, fine, whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>and Benson's being very stern. There's no niceness. She's very

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<v Speaker 2>pissed at these parents. Like usually there's some like a

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<v Speaker 2>game of sensitivity, but not this time. She's just like

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<v Speaker 2>pissed at these delusional, absent parents. So it cuts back

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<v Speaker 2>to Stabler with the boys, and he's quoting the things

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<v Speaker 2>the boy wrote about hurting a five year old, and

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, so is this about your sister? What other

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<v Speaker 2>five year olds do you know that pissed you off

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<v Speaker 2>that much? And the kid's facial acting is like really

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<v Speaker 2>really good, and he's stern as hell, and he says

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<v Speaker 2>that his sister cooked his favorite CD in her easy

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<v Speaker 2>bake oven, so maybe both the kids are psychopaths.

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<v Speaker 3>Like where is this? What's happening?

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<v Speaker 2>He then calls Stabler a moron, which I love. I

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<v Speaker 2>want to watch that on repeat over and over, like

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<v Speaker 2>I just I love it so much. Stabler's trying to

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<v Speaker 2>figure out what has made this kid so angry and violent,

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<v Speaker 2>and he says life is very stressful. So then Stabler goes, oh, stress,

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<v Speaker 2>Really you want to know about stress? I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 2>what stress is. And then he's started, which I don't

0:20:46.400 --> 0:20:48.959
<v Speaker 2>I don't think Stabler should. I don't know, but Stabler says,

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<v Speaker 2>did he arrested five men yesterday who gang raped a

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<v Speaker 2>woman and then defecated on her?

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<v Speaker 3>And it's like twenty three seasons of SVU.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think shit has ever been brought up, and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand why I had to be brought up

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<v Speaker 2>with a child, And I'm like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's so true. They've gone everywhere, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I've ever seen heard a shit story. There's never

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<v Speaker 1>been a defication ever.

0:21:11.480 --> 0:21:14.840
<v Speaker 2>Amy Smart's character got peed on, which was pretty traumatizing.

0:21:14.880 --> 0:21:17.080
<v Speaker 2>That's one of the like more horrific episodes, and I

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<v Speaker 2>remember crying like that.

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<v Speaker 3>One really always gets me and upsets me.

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<v Speaker 2>But I, yeah, this is the only time someone has

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<v Speaker 2>pooped on someone. But maybe it's because they're talking about

0:21:26.840 --> 0:21:30.119
<v Speaker 2>it and it happens. We don't have that because they can't. Yeah, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think we could handle someone on the stand

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<v Speaker 2>being like and then they defecated on me.

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<v Speaker 3>I know. Maybe I don't know. Maybe there's the standards

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<v Speaker 3>in practice thing and that goes too far.

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<v Speaker 2>Who knows, Well, this is gonna be gross and maybe

0:21:41.160 --> 0:21:44.359
<v Speaker 2>our listeners will be pissed. But I was listening to

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<v Speaker 2>a podcast with Aiden Starr, who's a porn star Dominate Trix,

0:21:47.520 --> 0:21:50.240
<v Speaker 2>and she was talking about her Dominate Trix stuff and

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<v Speaker 2>some people like, uh, you know, they like to be

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<v Speaker 2>shit on and puked on.

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<v Speaker 3>But she said she.

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<v Speaker 2>Prefers when the people eat it because then the smell

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<v Speaker 2>goes away.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, because some of them eat it.

0:22:02.280 --> 0:22:04.560
<v Speaker 2>And you'd think that's worse to watch someone eat shit,

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<v Speaker 2>but she goes, it's actually better for me because then

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<v Speaker 2>the room doesn't smell like they're shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Finally, his face has never looked so sad. But listen, he's.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna say defecating and I'm not gonna tell you about this,

0:22:20.640 --> 0:22:22.600
<v Speaker 2>but yeah, it was just interesting. You never know what

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<v Speaker 2>different professions really need or want from the world.

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<v Speaker 3>But she's like, please eat your own shit. It'll be

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<v Speaker 3>easier on me.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyways, the dad is like, I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>to bounce back from that. Okay, So the dad is like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

0:22:35.600 --> 0:22:37.840
<v Speaker 2>He's a kid, And Stabler throws the papers of the

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<v Speaker 2>transcripts from the chat at him and goes, your look

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<v Speaker 2>what your son wrote Like he wants to talk like

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<v Speaker 2>a dirt bag.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna treat him like a dirt bag.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an aggressive sea and Stabler is hot, and then

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<v Speaker 2>it cuts to a set Who's the Little Sister And

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<v Speaker 2>you know it's a pink room and it's my bedspread.

0:22:54.200 --> 0:22:56.760
<v Speaker 2>I have this bedspread in Skokie at my parents' house.

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<v Speaker 3>This yeah, it's from I Kia.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like pink and fun shades of pink flowers on

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<v Speaker 2>the outside and then like the other side of it

0:23:03.800 --> 0:23:05.840
<v Speaker 2>is a cool pink and green flannel and I loved

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<v Speaker 2>it and it was like my favorite sheets. So love

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<v Speaker 2>that my sheets were picked by the props department to

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<v Speaker 2>be in.

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<v Speaker 3>This Taste is Taste, you know, Taste is Taste.

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<v Speaker 2>Benson is asking, you know if the brother hurts her,

0:23:19.920 --> 0:23:23.479
<v Speaker 2>and she says that he pulled her hair once and

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<v Speaker 2>she just wants to play. And the girl has lots

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<v Speaker 2>of dolls, like a closet of dolls. I've never seen

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<v Speaker 2>so many toys. I'm like, okay, so it's a full

0:23:32.000 --> 0:23:34.600
<v Speaker 2>family of freaks, Like what is happening in this household?

0:23:35.720 --> 0:23:38.240
<v Speaker 2>Benson asks her to show where he hurt her on

0:23:38.320 --> 0:23:41.200
<v Speaker 2>the dolls, and she pulls the doll's braids but nothing else,

0:23:41.600 --> 0:23:43.520
<v Speaker 2>and he doesn't and she says, he doesn't hurt me

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<v Speaker 2>anywhere else, So she asks who does he hurt and

0:23:46.680 --> 0:23:49.679
<v Speaker 2>then she goes Beverly and Erica he hurt them on

0:23:49.760 --> 0:23:52.800
<v Speaker 2>their crotch region, and so then Lisette starts pointing to

0:23:52.880 --> 0:23:55.160
<v Speaker 2>the dolls crotch and then Benson is like, oh god,

0:23:55.240 --> 0:23:57.200
<v Speaker 2>what this is scary. We have to talk to them.

0:23:57.480 --> 0:23:59.840
<v Speaker 2>Does your mom know where they are? Like what's going on?

0:24:00.000 --> 0:24:01.879
<v Speaker 2>And she goes they're in the hospital. And you're like,

0:24:01.920 --> 0:24:04.399
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck is going on? Like where are these girls?

0:24:04.440 --> 0:24:07.399
<v Speaker 2>What hospital? What is being hidden? What's happening in this house?

0:24:07.880 --> 0:24:11.800
<v Speaker 2>Good news everyone, it's a doll hospital. It's a doll hospital.

0:24:11.920 --> 0:24:14.840
<v Speaker 2>Sbu has pulled a giant prank on us. It's a

0:24:14.920 --> 0:24:17.840
<v Speaker 2>giant like lavender trunk from under the bed. I'm sure

0:24:17.880 --> 0:24:21.680
<v Speaker 2>it made Kara think about summer camp, and it's filled

0:24:21.680 --> 0:24:24.320
<v Speaker 2>with dozens and dozens of mangled, fucked up dolls like

0:24:24.359 --> 0:24:28.120
<v Speaker 2>the neighbor boy from Test story Toy Story Boy, Yes, yeah,

0:24:28.160 --> 0:24:31.280
<v Speaker 2>but recently it's like a wicked storyline where that boy

0:24:31.400 --> 0:24:33.480
<v Speaker 2>was just like smart in an inventor and he didn't

0:24:33.520 --> 0:24:36.400
<v Speaker 2>realize the toys were alive, like you know what I.

0:24:36.359 --> 0:24:43.199
<v Speaker 3>Mean, like, how dare you hurt these living things? He

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<v Speaker 3>didn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>He was just like trying to be a creative kid,

0:24:46.440 --> 0:24:50.359
<v Speaker 1>and everyone's like, you murdering psycho and yeah, he might.

0:24:50.240 --> 0:24:53.119
<v Speaker 2>Have not been a psychopath. He could just be a

0:24:53.160 --> 0:24:57.440
<v Speaker 2>cool inventor on Shark Tank. Now, but all the dolls

0:24:57.480 --> 0:25:00.280
<v Speaker 2>are mutilated and burned. Wait, have you read the thing

0:25:00.280 --> 0:25:03.000
<v Speaker 2>about toy Story where something happened in the files where

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<v Speaker 2>all of toy Story was deleted from everything, and then

0:25:06.920 --> 0:25:10.160
<v Speaker 2>one woman was on maternity leave and so she had

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<v Speaker 2>the one copy of toy Story.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, and that I read about that a long

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<v Speaker 1>time ago. And then it's had like a resurfacing with

0:25:16.960 --> 0:25:18.879
<v Speaker 1>like a meme or something that was about it's I

0:25:18.880 --> 0:25:21.200
<v Speaker 1>think it's like on a lot of mom meme blogs

0:25:21.240 --> 0:25:24.080
<v Speaker 1>and shit, because it's like, yeah, when you're on maternity leave,

0:25:24.119 --> 0:25:25.760
<v Speaker 1>you're awesome and you have files backed up.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't really know what the point.

0:25:26.880 --> 0:25:30.639
<v Speaker 2>Is, like, yes, just like moms saved the day, or

0:25:30.680 --> 0:25:33.440
<v Speaker 2>maybe like a lot more people work home. Yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>let yes, yes, but I read one this morning that

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<v Speaker 2>was a got like someone fired somebody and then deleted

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<v Speaker 2>like all her email account immediately without realizing that she

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<v Speaker 2>had the whole business's schedule in her account and the

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<v Speaker 2>company lost three years of their schedule.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, But like, why is that system set

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<v Speaker 1>up like that?

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's fucked. Wait. Also, did you.

0:25:58.240 --> 0:26:01.000
<v Speaker 1>See the meme that's been going around where this this

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<v Speaker 1>person goes, I had a coworker who came back from

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<v Speaker 1>eternity leave and I watched them highlight hundreds of emails

0:26:06.600 --> 0:26:08.919
<v Speaker 1>in their inbox and then just delete them. And then

0:26:09.000 --> 0:26:10.960
<v Speaker 1>she goes, if they want to find me, they'll find me.

0:26:11.760 --> 0:26:14.000
<v Speaker 1>And the person goes, I think about that woman all

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<v Speaker 1>the time.

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<v Speaker 3>Love her. Yeah, it's truth.

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<v Speaker 2>Leave us alone, Leave us alone, stop emailing. No you

0:26:26.040 --> 0:26:30.480
<v Speaker 2>email us, email us, email us. But yeah, we will

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<v Speaker 2>read it eventually. Maybe we should. We should do a

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<v Speaker 2>trip and go to a Palm Springs or something and

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<v Speaker 2>rent a house and just answer everything.

0:26:41.359 --> 0:26:46.600
<v Speaker 3>Accounts and excuse to go to Palm Springs. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 3>basically so listen to this.

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<v Speaker 2>The dolls are mutilated, they're burned as fuck, band aids

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<v Speaker 2>on the crotch.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Craigan now is trying to reason with the father, like

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<v Speaker 2>your needs help and it's not normal. Your son is

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<v Speaker 2>not normal and he needs help and the dad does not,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's just like all boys fuck up their sister's

0:27:12.080 --> 0:27:14.960
<v Speaker 2>doll and it's like wake up. Craigan's like, no, there's

0:27:15.000 --> 0:27:18.800
<v Speaker 2>twenty three dolls. They're all mutilated in the crotch region.

0:27:19.119 --> 0:27:22.320
<v Speaker 2>He is an emotionally disturbed boy. And the dad goes, oh,

0:27:22.320 --> 0:27:25.959
<v Speaker 2>so you're a doctor now, I just I hate this

0:27:26.200 --> 0:27:31.400
<v Speaker 2>fucking dad so much. Craigan says no, but I don't like,

0:27:31.560 --> 0:27:33.600
<v Speaker 2>why don't we get him a psych evaluation, So like,

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<v Speaker 2>sign this form and the dad says no, and Craigan's like,

0:27:37.200 --> 0:27:39.639
<v Speaker 2>so would you rather have him have a criminal record?

0:27:39.680 --> 0:27:41.080
<v Speaker 3>And the dad goes for what?

0:27:42.160 --> 0:27:44.360
<v Speaker 2>And I don't know if he's playing dumb or if

0:27:44.400 --> 0:27:46.919
<v Speaker 2>he is dumb, and I don't understand why he sees

0:27:46.960 --> 0:27:49.280
<v Speaker 2>nothing wrong with what is happening in the world. But

0:27:49.359 --> 0:27:52.359
<v Speaker 2>Craigan says, we're gonna get him for terroristic threat messages,

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<v Speaker 2>and the dad goes on an impassion speech which I

0:27:55.680 --> 0:27:59.120
<v Speaker 2>don't fully disagree with, but he is pissed off that

0:28:00.040 --> 0:28:02.160
<v Speaker 2>will co op nine to eleven for their own agenda.

0:28:02.640 --> 0:28:05.080
<v Speaker 2>What do you Where are you gonna send him Guantanamo Bay?

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<v Speaker 2>So again we're like so in two thousand and four,

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<v Speaker 2>and Craigan goes, no, I prefer Bellevue. We can send

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<v Speaker 2>him to the kid Ward and get him a psychical

0:28:13.560 --> 0:28:14.800
<v Speaker 2>or I'm gonna send him to jail.

0:28:14.880 --> 0:28:15.960
<v Speaker 3>It's your fucking show.

0:28:15.960 --> 0:28:18.880
<v Speaker 2>And the dad goes, no, I don't want him branded crazy,

0:28:18.920 --> 0:28:23.159
<v Speaker 2>and it's like, well, too bad, your kid's crazy. Craigan says, fine,

0:28:23.320 --> 0:28:25.439
<v Speaker 2>but we're not letting him go home to his sister.

0:28:25.880 --> 0:28:28.119
<v Speaker 2>So it's you. It's like, we're not letting him go

0:28:28.160 --> 0:28:30.239
<v Speaker 2>home to the sister. It is a threat. And if

0:28:30.240 --> 0:28:32.240
<v Speaker 2>you're a threat to others or to yourself, you're not

0:28:32.320 --> 0:28:34.679
<v Speaker 2>leaving this fucking station. Whether you're a child or not.

0:28:35.160 --> 0:28:39.840
<v Speaker 2>Bellevue or Juvie your call, Sir, Craigan is not fucking around.

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<v Speaker 2>So after a tense moment, they cut to the bustling

0:28:42.480 --> 0:28:45.720
<v Speaker 2>in the precinct and you know, walking by, everyone's talking

0:28:45.920 --> 0:28:49.560
<v Speaker 2>and they I did not say this, but Munch walks

0:28:49.600 --> 0:28:51.840
<v Speaker 2>by and says I heard they ship JJ off to

0:28:51.840 --> 0:28:54.360
<v Speaker 2>the looney bin, and I like that.

0:28:54.760 --> 0:28:55.600
<v Speaker 3>I love the word.

0:28:55.480 --> 0:28:58.320
<v Speaker 2>Looney and it's a it's a thing of money in Canada,

0:28:58.720 --> 0:29:04.640
<v Speaker 2>mm hmmm, which I yeah, yeah, Looni's in Tunies cute.

0:29:06.320 --> 0:29:08.920
<v Speaker 2>So he's there now for a seventy two hour hold.

0:29:09.000 --> 0:29:11.280
<v Speaker 2>Finn walks in after talking to all the neighbors and

0:29:11.320 --> 0:29:14.680
<v Speaker 2>they hate this kid. He terrorizes all the children in

0:29:14.680 --> 0:29:17.640
<v Speaker 2>the neighborhood. He screams till he's red in the face.

0:29:17.800 --> 0:29:20.959
<v Speaker 2>He's locked kids in utility closets before, and then they

0:29:21.000 --> 0:29:23.239
<v Speaker 2>were crying in there for an hour before he let

0:29:23.320 --> 0:29:26.160
<v Speaker 2>them out. And then the dad sends everyone expensive gifts

0:29:26.200 --> 0:29:28.560
<v Speaker 2>to shut them up, and they're all like, fuck, we

0:29:28.640 --> 0:29:30.479
<v Speaker 2>got to get a handle on him. He's a ticking

0:29:30.560 --> 0:29:32.960
<v Speaker 2>time bomb. Finn says, well, let's call the school and

0:29:33.000 --> 0:29:35.520
<v Speaker 2>see what's up there. He reaches for the phone and

0:29:35.560 --> 0:29:37.800
<v Speaker 2>I noticed there was a magic eight ball on his desk.

0:29:37.880 --> 0:29:39.840
<v Speaker 2>And I love that Finn has a magic eight ball.

0:29:41.440 --> 0:29:44.760
<v Speaker 2>I wonder what he asks, Like it's decidedly so. Like,

0:29:47.160 --> 0:29:52.240
<v Speaker 2>so they head over to Faulkner Preparatory School on Madison Avenue.

0:29:53.480 --> 0:29:56.000
<v Speaker 2>And do you think it's named after William Faulkner, because

0:29:56.040 --> 0:29:59.560
<v Speaker 2>like that's a little adult probably.

0:29:59.600 --> 0:30:02.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it sounds like a lot of these prep

0:30:02.240 --> 0:30:03.760
<v Speaker 1>schools that are on Madison Avenue.

0:30:03.760 --> 0:30:05.760
<v Speaker 3>I used to babysit for a kid that went to like.

0:30:06.680 --> 0:30:09.120
<v Speaker 1>Fieldston, you know, like they all have these like just

0:30:09.160 --> 0:30:12.600
<v Speaker 1>sort of generic y kind of names of I.

0:30:12.600 --> 0:30:14.480
<v Speaker 3>Don't know, but I bet it's after Faulkner.

0:30:15.600 --> 0:30:17.480
<v Speaker 2>I just wanted our listeners to know I know who

0:30:17.480 --> 0:30:21.200
<v Speaker 2>he is, to be honest, I just wanted everyone to know.

0:30:21.400 --> 0:30:23.320
<v Speaker 2>I haven't read in a decade, but I do know

0:30:23.360 --> 0:30:24.200
<v Speaker 2>William Faulkner.

0:30:24.280 --> 0:30:24.680
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

0:30:26.800 --> 0:30:29.080
<v Speaker 2>So, and then we hear all of the signs and

0:30:29.120 --> 0:30:31.320
<v Speaker 2>it's like he has trouble paying attention in class, he

0:30:31.320 --> 0:30:35.960
<v Speaker 2>has poor grades, inappropriate behavior, he's drawing pornographic images in

0:30:36.040 --> 0:30:40.360
<v Speaker 2>someone's desk and passing around disturbing stories that he's writing, like,

0:30:40.760 --> 0:30:41.840
<v Speaker 2>these are all signs.

0:30:41.880 --> 0:30:42.800
<v Speaker 3>We know the signs.

0:30:43.040 --> 0:30:46.160
<v Speaker 2>And so the administrator has the story, hands it over

0:30:46.240 --> 0:30:48.720
<v Speaker 2>and says, I warned the parents that he needed help

0:30:48.760 --> 0:30:52.080
<v Speaker 2>and they disagreed. So these parents are on one they

0:30:52.160 --> 0:30:55.080
<v Speaker 2>might be scientologists, like why are they so against getting

0:30:55.080 --> 0:30:59.120
<v Speaker 2>this kid any sort of psychological help and preventing crimes

0:30:59.160 --> 0:31:01.920
<v Speaker 2>in the future. So the school is not allowing him

0:31:01.920 --> 0:31:04.000
<v Speaker 2>back next year, and they want to kick him out,

0:31:04.040 --> 0:31:05.560
<v Speaker 2>but it's so close to the end of the term,

0:31:05.640 --> 0:31:08.400
<v Speaker 2>so they're letting it slide. Munch asks if he's ever

0:31:08.440 --> 0:31:11.200
<v Speaker 2>heard a student, and the lady responds, we thought he did,

0:31:11.200 --> 0:31:13.960
<v Speaker 2>but the student denies it. He pushes to know more,

0:31:14.000 --> 0:31:16.160
<v Speaker 2>and she explains that there was a locker room fight

0:31:16.520 --> 0:31:19.920
<v Speaker 2>and the other boy Mitchell was fully bloody, but JJ

0:31:20.080 --> 0:31:22.520
<v Speaker 2>had nothing on him, which was really strange to her

0:31:22.560 --> 0:31:27.560
<v Speaker 2>because the school bully is Mitchell cut to pe class dodgeball.

0:31:28.120 --> 0:31:31.760
<v Speaker 2>They're in dodgeball. Munch, of course hated dodgeball. Finn loved it. Perfect,

0:31:31.840 --> 0:31:35.560
<v Speaker 2>perfect characterization. I would say, and I miss dodgeball. Should

0:31:35.600 --> 0:31:37.000
<v Speaker 2>we like do a dodgeball party?

0:31:37.480 --> 0:31:37.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:31:37.800 --> 0:31:38.479
<v Speaker 3>You miss it?

0:31:38.680 --> 0:31:41.800
<v Speaker 1>Having like a ball smacked at your body. Well, I'm

0:31:41.840 --> 0:31:45.120
<v Speaker 1>really good at catching ball. Yeah, so I would catch him.

0:31:45.160 --> 0:31:47.240
<v Speaker 1>I was someone that was like sliding and catching. I

0:31:47.320 --> 0:31:49.640
<v Speaker 1>was good at it. I was like the kid at

0:31:49.680 --> 0:31:51.479
<v Speaker 1>the end. I was the last man standing more than

0:31:51.520 --> 0:31:52.320
<v Speaker 1>one time in my life.

0:31:52.960 --> 0:31:53.400
<v Speaker 3>I don't think.

0:31:53.440 --> 0:31:57.240
<v Speaker 1>I think I have good eyehand coordination, like I can

0:31:57.280 --> 0:32:00.000
<v Speaker 1>catch balls, but I think like the way that guys

0:32:00.080 --> 0:32:02.120
<v Speaker 1>would just like whipping at you so fast. I was

0:32:02.160 --> 0:32:04.440
<v Speaker 1>like scale, like I would just be like, just hit me,

0:32:04.440 --> 0:32:05.680
<v Speaker 1>and I want to get out, Like I would let

0:32:05.720 --> 0:32:07.280
<v Speaker 1>myself get out so you can go to the side.

0:32:07.320 --> 0:32:09.720
<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, do you know I know exactly

0:32:09.760 --> 0:32:11.480
<v Speaker 1>why you wanted to sit on the sideline.

0:32:11.120 --> 0:32:13.000
<v Speaker 2>To fucking talk to people. Yeah, you sat on the

0:32:13.040 --> 0:32:14.000
<v Speaker 2>sideline gossiping.

0:32:14.360 --> 0:32:15.440
<v Speaker 3>You know it, bitch?

0:32:18.520 --> 0:32:20.720
<v Speaker 1>I love now I'm just picturing you in all the

0:32:20.720 --> 0:32:23.800
<v Speaker 1>pictures i've seen you tiny, like sliding on the floor

0:32:23.840 --> 0:32:27.240
<v Speaker 1>to get a toshball, and it's really making me giggle. No,

0:32:27.400 --> 0:32:29.280
<v Speaker 1>I tried hard and be I remember like I would

0:32:29.400 --> 0:32:31.280
<v Speaker 1>because I was never good that good at stuff, but

0:32:31.320 --> 0:32:33.240
<v Speaker 1>I still tried, and I really wanted to get under

0:32:33.240 --> 0:32:35.360
<v Speaker 1>eight minutes or at eight minutes for the mile. And

0:32:35.440 --> 0:32:37.560
<v Speaker 1>I do remember getting made fun of by the cool

0:32:37.640 --> 0:32:40.000
<v Speaker 1>kids that walked it and didn't give a shit because

0:32:40.040 --> 0:32:41.560
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't good at It's not like I was running

0:32:41.560 --> 0:32:42.560
<v Speaker 1>and people are like, look at her. Go.

0:32:42.680 --> 0:32:46.440
<v Speaker 2>I was struggling, red in the face, but trying so hard,

0:32:46.480 --> 0:32:47.600
<v Speaker 2>and for what to say.

0:32:47.600 --> 0:32:50.400
<v Speaker 1>I think my fastest smile ever was eight thirty. I

0:32:50.400 --> 0:32:52.680
<v Speaker 1>think that was that's good ever. And I was like

0:32:52.760 --> 0:32:55.320
<v Speaker 1>so proud of myself because I used to get like ten.

0:32:55.400 --> 0:32:56.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah I was ten.

0:32:56.320 --> 0:32:58.400
<v Speaker 2>My goal was always to get like around eight minutes,

0:32:58.440 --> 0:33:00.000
<v Speaker 2>like I just wanted to have an eight minute mind.

0:33:00.360 --> 0:33:02.440
<v Speaker 2>And now you know, nothing matters and we might die

0:33:02.480 --> 0:33:06.720
<v Speaker 2>in a new war, but little Liza wanted to run

0:33:06.760 --> 0:33:10.080
<v Speaker 2>the fucking mile. Maybe it's my dad was an athlete.

0:33:10.120 --> 0:33:13.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't know whatever, So Munch says, he was very skinny,

0:33:13.480 --> 0:33:15.560
<v Speaker 2>and people would he he'll break the pencil and he

0:33:15.680 --> 0:33:16.720
<v Speaker 2>was a walking bruise.

0:33:18.040 --> 0:33:20.120
<v Speaker 3>Baby munch, baby munch.

0:33:20.880 --> 0:33:24.240
<v Speaker 2>So they pinpoint Mitchell and he's large and in charge,

0:33:24.400 --> 0:33:26.920
<v Speaker 2>so we know it's him. He's he's gonna be beaten

0:33:27.000 --> 0:33:29.640
<v Speaker 2>down some kids. So Finn bounced it. This is like

0:33:29.760 --> 0:33:32.360
<v Speaker 2>wild to me. But Finn bounces the red ball on

0:33:32.400 --> 0:33:35.640
<v Speaker 2>this kid's head and grabs him by the back of

0:33:35.680 --> 0:33:37.040
<v Speaker 2>the neck to lead him away.

0:33:37.600 --> 0:33:39.680
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I get that he was a bully, but

0:33:39.800 --> 0:33:42.640
<v Speaker 1>he was the victim. He got beat up, he was bloody.

0:33:43.000 --> 0:33:45.400
<v Speaker 1>He's just paying attention in gym class, like.

0:33:46.560 --> 0:33:48.760
<v Speaker 3>What he also, what is he saying? Goes boom, you're

0:33:48.800 --> 0:33:49.920
<v Speaker 3>out or something like that.

0:33:50.400 --> 0:33:53.840
<v Speaker 1>He says he's like sassy and like like, yeah, I

0:33:53.880 --> 0:33:54.640
<v Speaker 1>don't know if that.

0:33:55.240 --> 0:33:57.880
<v Speaker 2>You know, a rab by the back of the neck.

0:33:57.960 --> 0:34:00.000
<v Speaker 2>But that's what happens when kids look older, I guess.

0:34:00.440 --> 0:34:04.440
<v Speaker 2>But he hasn't done anything wrong yet. But also, wouldn't

0:34:04.480 --> 0:34:06.080
<v Speaker 2>you want to see to bounce a red ball on

0:34:06.120 --> 0:34:06.480
<v Speaker 2>your head?

0:34:06.520 --> 0:34:07.200
<v Speaker 3>I know I would.

0:34:09.560 --> 0:34:12.440
<v Speaker 2>So they're having a quiet interrogation moment on the stairs

0:34:12.600 --> 0:34:16.640
<v Speaker 2>and Mitchell's explaining what happened. So JJ's someone took JJ's

0:34:16.680 --> 0:34:19.480
<v Speaker 2>towel off in the showers just for something to do,

0:34:19.640 --> 0:34:22.040
<v Speaker 2>and in quote someone, I'm sure it was him and

0:34:22.120 --> 0:34:24.799
<v Speaker 2>he might have gotten snapped by some wet towels or two.

0:34:24.920 --> 0:34:27.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh you know, just good fun, the bully says, and

0:34:27.080 --> 0:34:31.040
<v Speaker 2>Munch goes, ah, Yes, getting pelted by Neanderthals in the

0:34:31.080 --> 0:34:35.040
<v Speaker 2>private sounds like a blast. I'm telling you, this episode

0:34:35.120 --> 0:34:39.320
<v Speaker 2>has so many little gems. JJ went postal, he says,

0:34:39.440 --> 0:34:43.359
<v Speaker 2>wailing on Mitchell. He had bruises, a bloody nose, busted lip,

0:34:43.400 --> 0:34:45.520
<v Speaker 2>and Fin's like, okay, but why didn't you fight back?

0:34:45.600 --> 0:34:48.520
<v Speaker 2>And he says I was freaked out. Munch asks why,

0:34:48.640 --> 0:34:50.960
<v Speaker 2>and this is what happened. The whole time that he

0:34:51.000 --> 0:34:55.600
<v Speaker 2>was beating the shit out of Mitchell, JJ was screaming rape.

0:34:56.160 --> 0:34:58.719
<v Speaker 2>So now you know, the men look at each other

0:34:58.800 --> 0:35:03.160
<v Speaker 2>like a cartoon like. So, now Benson's standing and lecturing

0:35:03.160 --> 0:35:05.440
<v Speaker 2>the rest of the squad like duh, how did we

0:35:05.520 --> 0:35:10.720
<v Speaker 2>miss this? Explosive rage, sexual acting, out sliding grades, behavior

0:35:10.719 --> 0:35:14.560
<v Speaker 2>and personality issues classic signs of being molested. And I

0:35:14.600 --> 0:35:16.600
<v Speaker 2>am disappointed in the squad that they didn't put it

0:35:16.640 --> 0:35:17.480
<v Speaker 2>together earlier.

0:35:18.640 --> 0:35:20.759
<v Speaker 3>And now it's like, well, who fucking molested him.

0:35:20.800 --> 0:35:23.759
<v Speaker 2>Maybe the family since they refused to get him any

0:35:23.800 --> 0:35:27.480
<v Speaker 2>help or or honest about anything. We find out he

0:35:27.520 --> 0:35:31.040
<v Speaker 2>has absolutely no friends, and the dad's running interference the

0:35:31.080 --> 0:35:34.600
<v Speaker 2>whole fucking interview, so obviously you know he's up to

0:35:34.640 --> 0:35:37.560
<v Speaker 2>no good. So they're gonna accuse the dad of molesting

0:35:37.560 --> 0:35:39.399
<v Speaker 2>this kid, and I don't think he's gonna take it well.

0:35:39.800 --> 0:35:42.719
<v Speaker 2>Benson says, I have a feeling the mother knows about it.

0:35:42.920 --> 0:35:45.080
<v Speaker 2>She has major guilt issues, Like we have to get

0:35:45.120 --> 0:35:47.800
<v Speaker 2>to the bottom of this. Stabler kind of admits fault

0:35:47.800 --> 0:35:50.200
<v Speaker 2>for once in his life and says, maybe he was

0:35:50.239 --> 0:35:54.120
<v Speaker 2>too hard on the kid, and yes, you are wrong.

0:35:54.280 --> 0:35:57.080
<v Speaker 2>So now we send in B. D. Wong George Kwang,

0:35:57.120 --> 0:36:00.040
<v Speaker 2>Hello baby. He enters the chat. He's at Bellevue and

0:36:00.120 --> 0:36:02.319
<v Speaker 2>he asks, JJ, how do you feel? And he has

0:36:02.400 --> 0:36:05.360
<v Speaker 2>a great answer, I'm in an insane asylum. How do

0:36:05.400 --> 0:36:09.160
<v Speaker 2>you think I feel? This kid's a genius. Ah, he's

0:36:09.160 --> 0:36:12.480
<v Speaker 2>so funny. He asks if he's angry at someone, and

0:36:12.520 --> 0:36:14.759
<v Speaker 2>he says his parents because they let him end up

0:36:14.800 --> 0:36:17.520
<v Speaker 2>there and they are lame and they don't care about him,

0:36:18.040 --> 0:36:20.920
<v Speaker 2>and bad Wong goes, well, have they let you down? Before,

0:36:21.080 --> 0:36:23.799
<v Speaker 2>and JJ says he can't say. He then gets up

0:36:23.840 --> 0:36:26.360
<v Speaker 2>and slides all the shit off the table, all the toys.

0:36:26.360 --> 0:36:28.920
<v Speaker 2>They're like a kid interrogation and he's like, I'm not

0:36:29.000 --> 0:36:32.040
<v Speaker 2>allowed to talk about it, and Huang goes, well why not?

0:36:32.280 --> 0:36:34.799
<v Speaker 2>And he says he can't talk about anything because there's

0:36:34.800 --> 0:36:36.919
<v Speaker 2>a deal and a contract in place and he can't

0:36:36.920 --> 0:36:39.320
<v Speaker 2>talk about it and the parents signed the contract, and

0:36:39.360 --> 0:36:42.040
<v Speaker 2>but Huang says, legally, there's not a contract that can

0:36:42.040 --> 0:36:43.160
<v Speaker 2>cover up a crime.

0:36:43.640 --> 0:36:46.000
<v Speaker 3>Is that true? Yeah?

0:36:46.040 --> 0:36:48.239
<v Speaker 1>Like is that like if there's there's I feel like

0:36:48.400 --> 0:36:50.800
<v Speaker 1>NDAs cover up crimes all the fucking time.

0:36:51.360 --> 0:36:54.479
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So I'm like early because Huang does, like Bedi

0:36:54.560 --> 0:36:56.000
<v Speaker 2>Wong said that most of the stuff is I mean,

0:36:56.000 --> 0:37:00.240
<v Speaker 2>it's real research. This is the Neil barriers. Yeah, so

0:37:00.320 --> 0:37:01.120
<v Speaker 2>but it's possible.

0:37:01.160 --> 0:37:03.000
<v Speaker 1>But I think, well, also, what he's probably trying to

0:37:03.040 --> 0:37:05.160
<v Speaker 1>say is like, you can't sign an NDA, so you

0:37:05.160 --> 0:37:07.520
<v Speaker 1>can tell me anything you want. Like, nothing you tell

0:37:07.600 --> 0:37:10.400
<v Speaker 1>me is like going against an NDA because you're you know,

0:37:10.480 --> 0:37:12.440
<v Speaker 1>you're not old enough to sign these things.

0:37:12.560 --> 0:37:14.200
<v Speaker 2>But if you're an adult and you set a lot

0:37:14.200 --> 0:37:18.440
<v Speaker 2>of core and sign something and then talk about it,

0:37:18.480 --> 0:37:20.840
<v Speaker 2>and a crime was like I want. I'm like very curious,

0:37:20.920 --> 0:37:23.839
<v Speaker 2>So any lawyers, anyone that's in this realm, please hit

0:37:23.920 --> 0:37:26.719
<v Speaker 2>us up. Let us know what you know about NDAs

0:37:26.760 --> 0:37:29.440
<v Speaker 2>and children and contracts not being able to cover up

0:37:29.440 --> 0:37:33.520
<v Speaker 2>a crime. So then Huang is so good. He goes,

0:37:33.600 --> 0:37:37.040
<v Speaker 2>they are not protecting you, Why are you protecting them?

0:37:37.480 --> 0:37:41.320
<v Speaker 2>Tell us JJ, tell us what happens, and JJ says

0:37:41.360 --> 0:37:43.560
<v Speaker 2>he was at a sleepover with a bunch of kids.

0:37:43.640 --> 0:37:45.560
<v Speaker 2>A lot of kids were there, but he was the

0:37:45.600 --> 0:37:47.799
<v Speaker 2>only kid who got to sleep in the treasure room,

0:37:48.440 --> 0:37:51.640
<v Speaker 2>which is whose bedroom? Whose is it? Who's who's Who's

0:37:51.680 --> 0:37:55.080
<v Speaker 2>it's Billy? And Huang asks what did Billy do? And

0:37:55.120 --> 0:37:58.080
<v Speaker 2>he says, well, they were like pajamas laid out for JJ,

0:37:58.640 --> 0:38:02.800
<v Speaker 2>and Billy helped him undress. And then I'm like so sad,

0:38:02.840 --> 0:38:04.920
<v Speaker 2>and then Jaj starts crying, and all of a sudden,

0:38:05.000 --> 0:38:07.000
<v Speaker 2>you just feel so sad for this kid you thought

0:38:07.080 --> 0:38:09.600
<v Speaker 2>was just like a violent asshole. I mean I knew that,

0:38:09.640 --> 0:38:12.160
<v Speaker 2>I knew it the whole time I've seen this, but yeah, I'm.

0:38:11.960 --> 0:38:15.040
<v Speaker 1>Trying to put it does pull out your little heart strings.

0:38:15.239 --> 0:38:17.759
<v Speaker 1>It does because you're like what you are kind of

0:38:17.760 --> 0:38:19.920
<v Speaker 1>like what a little shit, even though he's funny, and

0:38:19.960 --> 0:38:22.759
<v Speaker 1>then this is like sad to see him kind of

0:38:22.760 --> 0:38:23.799
<v Speaker 1>break and.

0:38:23.680 --> 0:38:24.520
<v Speaker 3>It's usually life.

0:38:24.520 --> 0:38:26.440
<v Speaker 2>I mean, there are people that are just assholes, but

0:38:26.480 --> 0:38:29.400
<v Speaker 2>it's like most assholes are sad.

0:38:29.800 --> 0:38:30.680
<v Speaker 3>Maybe I don't know.

0:38:30.840 --> 0:38:33.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you don't I cut that, Okay, No, I think

0:38:33.640 --> 0:38:34.160
<v Speaker 1>that's true.

0:38:34.200 --> 0:38:35.799
<v Speaker 3>Most assholes have something going on.

0:38:36.520 --> 0:38:39.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, to just be pure asshole with like, but you've

0:38:39.080 --> 0:38:39.919
<v Speaker 1>had a perfect life.

0:38:39.960 --> 0:38:43.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. That's kind of hard to find. Today.

0:38:43.080 --> 0:38:45.680
<v Speaker 2>I went to a block to get some cold brew,

0:38:45.840 --> 0:38:47.239
<v Speaker 2>and I think they could tell I was having a

0:38:47.320 --> 0:38:48.960
<v Speaker 2>rough day and she gave me a free cookie and

0:38:49.000 --> 0:38:53.640
<v Speaker 2>I was like, that's not a good sign. Like I

0:38:53.640 --> 0:38:55.680
<v Speaker 2>gotta put on a braw and brush my hair because

0:38:56.480 --> 0:38:58.040
<v Speaker 2>these people are giving.

0:38:57.800 --> 0:39:00.960
<v Speaker 3>Me I'm getting free shit. Yeah, album, Yeah, there's a problem.

0:39:01.280 --> 0:39:04.200
<v Speaker 2>She's like, I think you need this, and I go, Okay,

0:39:04.320 --> 0:39:04.960
<v Speaker 2>they're not wrong.

0:39:05.280 --> 0:39:07.760
<v Speaker 3>You're not wrong. You're not wrong, honey.

0:39:09.200 --> 0:39:11.759
<v Speaker 2>Huang says, I'm so sorry your parents made you keep

0:39:11.800 --> 0:39:13.040
<v Speaker 2>this secret for so long.

0:39:13.320 --> 0:39:13.759
<v Speaker 3>How is he?

0:39:14.120 --> 0:39:17.280
<v Speaker 2>I love Huang? I mean, what an angel on this planet?

0:39:18.200 --> 0:39:19.880
<v Speaker 2>But you know it's so good that you get it

0:39:19.920 --> 0:39:23.400
<v Speaker 2>out now. And he's crying and he says he touched me,

0:39:23.640 --> 0:39:26.920
<v Speaker 2>he made me touch him, and then he told his parents,

0:39:26.960 --> 0:39:30.600
<v Speaker 2>and then his parents got rich, So what is that?

0:39:31.200 --> 0:39:32.000
<v Speaker 3>So what happened?

0:39:32.040 --> 0:39:34.520
<v Speaker 2>So what we find out is Billy owns a company

0:39:34.560 --> 0:39:37.000
<v Speaker 2>that his dad used to work for, and he paid

0:39:37.080 --> 0:39:40.440
<v Speaker 2>them so much they never have to work again. And

0:39:40.480 --> 0:39:42.400
<v Speaker 2>then there was like a super super long break in

0:39:42.400 --> 0:39:44.400
<v Speaker 2>the Hulu. So I'm assuming this is like where a

0:39:44.400 --> 0:39:48.279
<v Speaker 2>commercial is. And I have to tell you, I was

0:39:48.320 --> 0:39:51.680
<v Speaker 2>watching this and writing in a cafe in DC and

0:39:51.760 --> 0:39:56.120
<v Speaker 2>this woman who was clearly mentally not one hundred percent,

0:39:56.560 --> 0:39:59.000
<v Speaker 2>but the restaurant knew her, everyone knew her, but she

0:39:59.080 --> 0:40:03.640
<v Speaker 2>was past. She brought in little chocolate carrot umbrellas and

0:40:03.800 --> 0:40:05.919
<v Speaker 2>was handing them out to people. And I was sitting

0:40:06.000 --> 0:40:08.000
<v Speaker 2>there being like, if this bitch does not give me

0:40:08.120 --> 0:40:09.759
<v Speaker 2>a little carrot umbrella, I will die.

0:40:09.800 --> 0:40:11.640
<v Speaker 3>And she did. She had. She came up. She goes,

0:40:11.680 --> 0:40:13.280
<v Speaker 3>I see that you're working really hard.

0:40:13.360 --> 0:40:15.400
<v Speaker 2>I have a present for you. And she gave me

0:40:15.440 --> 0:40:17.960
<v Speaker 2>a little carrot umbrella. So just no, while I'm watching this,

0:40:18.040 --> 0:40:21.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm watching this woman and she like out of her purse,

0:40:21.440 --> 0:40:23.279
<v Speaker 2>she brought a stuffed panda and put it on the

0:40:23.320 --> 0:40:26.640
<v Speaker 2>desk and was talking to the panda, and everyone kind

0:40:26.680 --> 0:40:28.520
<v Speaker 2>of knew her at the cafe, and so like I

0:40:28.560 --> 0:40:30.680
<v Speaker 2>was watching her with Yeah, so she was gifting everyone

0:40:30.760 --> 0:40:35.640
<v Speaker 2>little carrot umbrellas, talking to the stuffed animals, ordering a salad,

0:40:36.040 --> 0:40:38.399
<v Speaker 2>and you know, so that's what was happening as I'm

0:40:38.600 --> 0:40:40.399
<v Speaker 2>I was watching this little boy love.

0:40:40.480 --> 0:40:42.480
<v Speaker 3>This sounds like the beginning of an SVU too.

0:40:42.880 --> 0:40:44.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and she gives a carrot to like a kid

0:40:44.960 --> 0:40:47.840
<v Speaker 1>who's like traumatized and they collapse, you know, like.

0:40:48.440 --> 0:40:50.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or she's the only witness, but she's not a

0:40:50.520 --> 0:40:53.120
<v Speaker 2>credible enough witness because she talks to a panda.

0:40:53.200 --> 0:40:56.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, They're like, did anybody else see the crime?

0:40:56.560 --> 0:41:00.480
<v Speaker 3>She's like, only my little panda. Yeah.

0:41:00.520 --> 0:41:02.279
<v Speaker 2>And then the other there was like a lot of

0:41:02.320 --> 0:41:05.000
<v Speaker 2>older women sitting alone at this cafe, and then like

0:41:05.440 --> 0:41:07.920
<v Speaker 2>they all had a competition with her. Like it was

0:41:08.000 --> 0:41:11.480
<v Speaker 2>just a really fun dynamic and I was lucky to

0:41:11.480 --> 0:41:13.600
<v Speaker 2>be there. So we're back from the commercial break and

0:41:13.680 --> 0:41:17.760
<v Speaker 2>my break of talking about carrots, and so the commercial

0:41:17.760 --> 0:41:19.720
<v Speaker 2>break comes back to a photo of the dad taped

0:41:19.760 --> 0:41:22.480
<v Speaker 2>onto the workboard at the precinct and Stabler is chatting.

0:41:22.840 --> 0:41:25.200
<v Speaker 2>We find out Billy's last name is Tripley and his

0:41:25.280 --> 0:41:28.520
<v Speaker 2>toy company, Tripley Toys, did one point seven billion dollars

0:41:28.560 --> 0:41:31.320
<v Speaker 2>in sales last year, so this is like obviously a

0:41:31.440 --> 0:41:35.600
<v Speaker 2>very successful company. Billy's full name is William Tripley. He's

0:41:35.640 --> 0:41:39.440
<v Speaker 2>thirty five, never married, clean slate. He's inherited the company

0:41:39.440 --> 0:41:42.000
<v Speaker 2>from Daddy, and he doesn't do any of the work,

0:41:42.080 --> 0:41:45.000
<v Speaker 2>but he takes in most of the profits. And Jeremy

0:41:45.160 --> 0:41:47.799
<v Speaker 2>the dad, got two million dollars when he left, but

0:41:47.840 --> 0:41:49.880
<v Speaker 2>he was only middle management, so it's not like he

0:41:49.960 --> 0:41:51.839
<v Speaker 2>was a CEO and got a severance or a big

0:41:52.120 --> 0:41:53.200
<v Speaker 2>like peace out package.

0:41:53.239 --> 0:41:54.280
<v Speaker 3>He was middle management.

0:41:54.600 --> 0:41:56.880
<v Speaker 2>Then he got another million dollars the next year and

0:41:56.960 --> 0:42:00.600
<v Speaker 2>another million this year, so he's getting lots of millions.

0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:03.360
<v Speaker 2>And this Billy guy gives tens of millions of dollars

0:42:03.400 --> 0:42:06.920
<v Speaker 2>to mostly children's charities, so he has deep, deep pockets

0:42:06.920 --> 0:42:16.920
<v Speaker 2>for kids. So there's just in my notes, it's literally

0:42:17.000 --> 0:42:19.520
<v Speaker 2>like in Lisa's notes, there's just a timeline of what's

0:42:19.560 --> 0:42:21.280
<v Speaker 2>going on with the carrot Panda lady.

0:42:21.480 --> 0:42:23.520
<v Speaker 3>It's like, Okay, I got a carrot.

0:42:28.120 --> 0:42:34.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh, but the lady was like, I love your hair

0:42:34.200 --> 0:42:36.080
<v Speaker 1>and outfit, but I was going to the airport, So

0:42:36.120 --> 0:42:38.040
<v Speaker 1>there's no way. I was wearing my ice I was

0:42:38.040 --> 0:42:40.200
<v Speaker 1>wearing my iced tea sweatshirt in a high bun.

0:42:40.360 --> 0:42:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Like, there's no way. She was like, Wow, you dress amazing.

0:42:43.520 --> 0:42:46.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm like this iced tea sweatshirt and sweatpants.

0:42:46.320 --> 0:42:48.319
<v Speaker 3>Cool. Wait, I'm sorry. I know we have a lot

0:42:48.360 --> 0:42:49.920
<v Speaker 3>more to get going, but I have questions.

0:42:50.000 --> 0:42:52.960
<v Speaker 1>Where does the chocolate factor into the carrot umbrella?

0:42:54.200 --> 0:42:56.160
<v Speaker 3>Theroud? So I think it's an Easter candy.

0:42:56.320 --> 0:43:00.279
<v Speaker 2>So it's like, there's chocolate, and then it's like the

0:43:00.320 --> 0:43:02.840
<v Speaker 2>wrapping is an orange carrot, and then the top is

0:43:02.880 --> 0:43:05.520
<v Speaker 2>a green little hook, so it looks like a carrot umbrella.

0:43:05.600 --> 0:43:09.319
<v Speaker 2>But okay, hazel not chocolate, Okay, okay. I was like,

0:43:09.800 --> 0:43:12.640
<v Speaker 2>it's chocolate. Carrot is dipped in chocolate. I was kidding,

0:43:12.640 --> 0:43:14.600
<v Speaker 2>well because the first time I saw it and heard it,

0:43:14.640 --> 0:43:16.400
<v Speaker 2>because I knew I wanted to pay attention. She went

0:43:16.480 --> 0:43:18.919
<v Speaker 2>up to a woman next to me and goes, guess what,

0:43:19.239 --> 0:43:21.160
<v Speaker 2>I have an umbrella for you, and the.

0:43:21.120 --> 0:43:22.280
<v Speaker 3>Woman looked confused.

0:43:22.320 --> 0:43:25.560
<v Speaker 2>I looked confused because you know, umbrellas are bigger. And

0:43:25.600 --> 0:43:27.759
<v Speaker 2>then she took out the little carrot umbrella and I

0:43:27.800 --> 0:43:29.200
<v Speaker 2>was like, I see what you're doing here?

0:43:30.080 --> 0:43:35.000
<v Speaker 3>I cannot. I know, I have to work out in

0:43:35.040 --> 0:43:38.520
<v Speaker 3>the world more often. It was like you see funny people.

0:43:38.520 --> 0:43:39.839
<v Speaker 3>It's like New York.

0:43:39.880 --> 0:43:41.879
<v Speaker 1>We don't see as much crazy in LA because we're

0:43:41.880 --> 0:43:43.319
<v Speaker 1>not out in the world as much.

0:43:43.480 --> 0:43:43.640
<v Speaker 6>Well.

0:43:43.680 --> 0:43:46.960
<v Speaker 2>Also, this neighborhood is so insular that like if we

0:43:47.080 --> 0:43:49.440
<v Speaker 2>just see the same at eight like a thousand people

0:43:49.520 --> 0:43:52.759
<v Speaker 2>over and over again, like there's just we're always at

0:43:52.760 --> 0:43:56.879
<v Speaker 2>the same place as in this neighborhood. So Benson says,

0:43:56.920 --> 0:43:58.680
<v Speaker 2>there's got to be more victims out there. I mean,

0:43:58.719 --> 0:44:01.640
<v Speaker 2>this rich motherfucker like, there's more out there. So how

0:44:01.640 --> 0:44:03.439
<v Speaker 2>do we weed them out? How wou do we find people?

0:44:03.480 --> 0:44:05.799
<v Speaker 2>And Stabler goes, no, let's pick them up right fucking now,

0:44:06.160 --> 0:44:09.120
<v Speaker 2>and Craigan says, in a twist of events, Craigan goes,

0:44:09.160 --> 0:44:11.560
<v Speaker 2>good idea, I'll get novakker warrant right away.

0:44:11.760 --> 0:44:12.680
<v Speaker 3>Let's let's fucking go.

0:44:12.760 --> 0:44:14.840
<v Speaker 2>So he doesn't have any time to hide anything, and

0:44:14.880 --> 0:44:16.560
<v Speaker 2>they go to visit him at his home at for

0:44:16.840 --> 0:44:20.520
<v Speaker 2>Sutton Place, Stabler is standing next to a little boy

0:44:20.560 --> 0:44:24.240
<v Speaker 2>mannequin wearing a German yodl outfit, and Stabler says, leader

0:44:24.239 --> 0:44:30.480
<v Speaker 2>Hosen guilty, who wrote, that's the funniest line in the

0:44:30.480 --> 0:44:33.440
<v Speaker 2>show history. I like, cannot I want to get that

0:44:33.520 --> 0:44:36.160
<v Speaker 2>might be my tattoo because I really want to get eventually,

0:44:36.200 --> 0:44:38.799
<v Speaker 2>like a heart tattoo traditional with something has to be

0:44:38.920 --> 0:44:39.160
<v Speaker 2>in it.

0:44:39.520 --> 0:44:41.279
<v Speaker 3>And I was gonna do done, done, but I might

0:44:41.280 --> 0:44:42.480
<v Speaker 3>get Leader Hosen.

0:44:42.200 --> 0:44:46.640
<v Speaker 1>Guilty and have to explain this full episode to everybody.

0:44:46.800 --> 0:44:47.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:44:47.640 --> 0:44:49.959
<v Speaker 2>I also feel like Leader Hosen has way too many

0:44:50.080 --> 0:44:52.879
<v Speaker 2>spelling errors hidden in there, like you can't trust someone

0:44:52.960 --> 0:44:59.240
<v Speaker 2>to spell leader Hosen forever. And this house is soda fountains, arcade, games, toys,

0:44:59.280 --> 0:45:02.160
<v Speaker 2>but he doesn't have kid, so and then Finn brings

0:45:02.239 --> 0:45:04.239
<v Speaker 2>up a good point. He goes, well, he does make

0:45:04.320 --> 0:45:06.840
<v Speaker 2>toys at his job, like he could just be working,

0:45:06.920 --> 0:45:09.560
<v Speaker 2>like these could be toys and testing toys. He owns

0:45:09.600 --> 0:45:13.160
<v Speaker 2>a toy company. So then Finn goes animal alert and

0:45:13.200 --> 0:45:16.920
<v Speaker 2>I started laughing so loudly, and a Lemur arrives, like,

0:45:17.280 --> 0:45:19.680
<v Speaker 2>because we're we it's always about Kimba, Kimba and the

0:45:19.760 --> 0:45:23.440
<v Speaker 2>dog and this I mean the dog, it's a gibbon,

0:45:24.200 --> 0:45:26.560
<v Speaker 2>but to see a lemur, and so the lemur starts

0:45:26.640 --> 0:45:29.560
<v Speaker 2>running around and scaring Munch and it's like and then

0:45:30.239 --> 0:45:33.359
<v Speaker 2>a lady in a classic made outfit is running up

0:45:33.400 --> 0:45:37.879
<v Speaker 2>and goes, oh, that's the lemur. Don't scare it. I

0:45:38.000 --> 0:45:43.080
<v Speaker 2>just love animal. I just so fun. And they're like geeesh,

0:45:43.120 --> 0:45:46.000
<v Speaker 2>I wonder what he's doing with this endangered animal. And

0:45:46.040 --> 0:45:49.280
<v Speaker 2>the maid goes, how dare you don't talk shit about

0:45:49.280 --> 0:45:50.040
<v Speaker 2>mister Ripley.

0:45:50.040 --> 0:45:52.600
<v Speaker 3>He is a saint and Stabler.

0:45:52.239 --> 0:45:54.799
<v Speaker 2>Is like, well, has there any ever been anything kind

0:45:54.840 --> 0:45:57.719
<v Speaker 2>of questionable? And she says no, and there are ten

0:45:57.800 --> 0:46:01.759
<v Speaker 2>servants on staff and you can ask them and then servants. Yes,

0:46:02.160 --> 0:46:05.000
<v Speaker 2>that's my next note. She called herself a servant, which

0:46:05.040 --> 0:46:08.759
<v Speaker 2>doesn't happen. It's very Ramona Real Housewives of New York like, yeah,

0:46:08.800 --> 0:46:12.080
<v Speaker 2>it's housekeeper lady. Like, I've never heard someone call themselves a.

0:46:12.080 --> 0:46:16.480
<v Speaker 1>Servant, right, so ya like something yeah, yeah, I know.

0:46:16.600 --> 0:46:19.600
<v Speaker 2>She said all these servants so Staybler says, well, we've

0:46:19.600 --> 0:46:22.439
<v Speaker 2>heard about a secret treasure room and she says that's

0:46:22.440 --> 0:46:25.960
<v Speaker 2>no secret. That's every child's favorite place. And they enter

0:46:26.120 --> 0:46:30.120
<v Speaker 2>straight up a pirate fantasy and Munch says, pervert ahoy,

0:46:30.840 --> 0:46:31.360
<v Speaker 2>I mean.

0:46:33.040 --> 0:46:35.360
<v Speaker 1>It is really like, do we know who wrote it?

0:46:35.400 --> 0:46:37.600
<v Speaker 1>This episode's too good, the writing.

0:46:38.040 --> 0:46:39.240
<v Speaker 3>It's so funny.

0:46:40.280 --> 0:46:45.680
<v Speaker 2>And so it's a pedophilic pirate motif. Then Finn says,

0:46:46.239 --> 0:46:48.239
<v Speaker 2>what do you gotta do to get booty from his

0:46:48.360 --> 0:46:52.480
<v Speaker 2>treasure chest? And it's just like JJ described where he

0:46:52.560 --> 0:46:55.239
<v Speaker 2>was molested three years ago, and there's a like a

0:46:55.320 --> 0:47:00.000
<v Speaker 2>whole closet folled with themed pajamas and Finn says, back

0:47:00.200 --> 0:47:02.400
<v Speaker 2>them up and hopefully there's some dirty laundry in the

0:47:02.440 --> 0:47:06.400
<v Speaker 2>dirty laundry. I like sayings after sayings after sayings, but

0:47:06.480 --> 0:47:08.320
<v Speaker 2>this one's more sad. It means, you know, seemen on

0:47:08.400 --> 0:47:11.880
<v Speaker 2>children's pajamas. We don't love that. So tons of press

0:47:11.960 --> 0:47:14.680
<v Speaker 2>is going wild. As Stabler's walking and arrested Billy out

0:47:14.719 --> 0:47:17.399
<v Speaker 2>of the Triple E toy business. We hear a lawyer say,

0:47:17.440 --> 0:47:19.880
<v Speaker 2>don't worry, Billy, we'll get you out in a few hours.

0:47:19.880 --> 0:47:23.479
<v Speaker 2>It's Chauncey zir Go, Hello, bro, and he's just talking

0:47:23.480 --> 0:47:25.319
<v Speaker 2>about how people are trying to cash out, and then

0:47:25.320 --> 0:47:28.400
<v Speaker 2>he helps kids and this is outrageous allegations and lines

0:47:28.680 --> 0:47:31.720
<v Speaker 2>and he's gonna sue people for slander. And Stabler says,

0:47:31.920 --> 0:47:34.680
<v Speaker 2>you're not threatening witnesses live on camera, are you? And

0:47:34.719 --> 0:47:37.240
<v Speaker 2>he's like, you're not trying to trample my First Amendment rights?

0:47:37.360 --> 0:47:41.359
<v Speaker 2>Are you We're an interrogation. Billy tells Chauncey tell them

0:47:41.400 --> 0:47:44.560
<v Speaker 2>I would never hurt a child, and Saylor's like, yeah,

0:47:44.600 --> 0:47:46.600
<v Speaker 2>I could hear you. I'm right here. I did spill

0:47:46.640 --> 0:47:49.560
<v Speaker 2>hear wrong, Kara, I see it, and I'm sorry. They

0:47:49.600 --> 0:47:51.719
<v Speaker 2>do a backup. Well, I'm humiliated. I don't want you

0:47:51.760 --> 0:47:56.080
<v Speaker 2>to think I'm like ignorant. They do a back and

0:47:56.120 --> 0:47:58.880
<v Speaker 2>forth and he goes, I didn't do anything wrong, and

0:47:58.920 --> 0:48:00.600
<v Speaker 2>then it's like, yes you did, No I did, and

0:48:00.600 --> 0:48:03.080
<v Speaker 2>blah blah blah. It's an interrogation. We know how it goes.

0:48:03.360 --> 0:48:06.240
<v Speaker 2>And they're like, you've spent like four million dollars giving

0:48:06.239 --> 0:48:08.840
<v Speaker 2>this guy money, Like what are you even doing? He

0:48:08.920 --> 0:48:12.719
<v Speaker 2>says that money wasn't about molestation, it's about business. So

0:48:12.920 --> 0:48:15.840
<v Speaker 2>the detectives asked to see the paperwork and Shauncey says

0:48:15.840 --> 0:48:18.360
<v Speaker 2>they can't show them, but it was a toy patent

0:48:18.480 --> 0:48:21.000
<v Speaker 2>situation and that they bought a toy patent.

0:48:20.719 --> 0:48:21.280
<v Speaker 3>From the father.

0:48:21.920 --> 0:48:23.759
<v Speaker 2>Stabler says, it's a bunch of crap, but it is

0:48:23.800 --> 0:48:26.000
<v Speaker 2>a pretty good lie, and it's like that you know

0:48:26.040 --> 0:48:29.000
<v Speaker 2>it checks out in theory, Yeah, like why you would

0:48:29.000 --> 0:48:31.839
<v Speaker 2>get a lump some yeah. Yeah, like everything that's the thing,

0:48:31.960 --> 0:48:34.040
<v Speaker 2>Like everything kind of makes sense, like, yeah, that's why

0:48:34.040 --> 0:48:36.279
<v Speaker 2>you have toys in the house. You're a toy factory guy.

0:48:36.520 --> 0:48:38.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh you could have paid him for a patent. That

0:48:38.400 --> 0:48:40.880
<v Speaker 2>makes sense, Like you know, this guy does have a

0:48:40.920 --> 0:48:45.000
<v Speaker 2>defense building that is not super out of like the

0:48:45.040 --> 0:48:48.600
<v Speaker 2>realm of possibility. Benson says, you're telling me a nine

0:48:48.680 --> 0:48:51.279
<v Speaker 2>year old boy didn't sleep over at your place, and

0:48:51.320 --> 0:48:53.800
<v Speaker 2>he goes, kids sleep over at my house all the time.

0:48:54.200 --> 0:48:56.120
<v Speaker 2>And then Stabler goes, okay, and how often do you

0:48:56.160 --> 0:48:57.120
<v Speaker 2>sleep in the same bed?

0:48:57.160 --> 0:48:59.919
<v Speaker 3>And he admits it. He's like says the quiet part loud.

0:48:59.920 --> 0:49:03.160
<v Speaker 2>He goes all the time and smiles, and his lips

0:49:03.160 --> 0:49:05.399
<v Speaker 2>have a shet on them that make me really uncomfortable.

0:49:05.520 --> 0:49:07.320
<v Speaker 3>It's like a really shiny lip.

0:49:08.040 --> 0:49:11.480
<v Speaker 2>And he has spiky, weird hair, very thick eyebrows, and

0:49:11.600 --> 0:49:13.759
<v Speaker 2>it seems like they put powder on his face to

0:49:13.920 --> 0:49:15.279
<v Speaker 2>make a Michael Jackson vibe.

0:49:15.280 --> 0:49:18.800
<v Speaker 3>I feel, yes, sure, yeah right, his skin is white,

0:49:18.840 --> 0:49:22.520
<v Speaker 3>it's undeniable. Yeah, And he goes, yeah, what's wrong with that?

0:49:22.760 --> 0:49:25.920
<v Speaker 2>And Benson's sternly must remind him like you're a thirty

0:49:25.920 --> 0:49:28.680
<v Speaker 2>five year old man, and he says, I would kill

0:49:28.719 --> 0:49:31.000
<v Speaker 2>myself before I would do anything to hurt a child,

0:49:31.360 --> 0:49:33.439
<v Speaker 2>and Sailor is a very correct rebuttle, and he says,

0:49:33.440 --> 0:49:36.560
<v Speaker 2>pedophiles never think they're hurting children. You're just loving them, right,

0:49:36.960 --> 0:49:39.560
<v Speaker 2>And he goes, yes, but not in the sick way

0:49:39.600 --> 0:49:43.480
<v Speaker 2>you're saying. And he says, there's nothing more natural or

0:49:43.520 --> 0:49:46.640
<v Speaker 2>beautiful than loving a child, and Chauncey goes, okay, okay, okay,

0:49:46.640 --> 0:49:49.080
<v Speaker 2>I think we're doing here. I think we're not. We're

0:49:49.120 --> 0:49:52.680
<v Speaker 2>done talking, and they say, not so fast. We're booking Billy,

0:49:52.840 --> 0:49:55.799
<v Speaker 2>and we're going to trial, and Sailor says, and if

0:49:55.800 --> 0:49:58.000
<v Speaker 2>you really actually care about kids, you'll settle out of

0:49:58.000 --> 0:50:02.120
<v Speaker 2>court so they don't have to like testify, and done done.

0:50:02.160 --> 0:50:03.800
<v Speaker 3>We're at the judge's office.

0:50:03.600 --> 0:50:07.160
<v Speaker 2>And the judge is played by Philip Bosco. This is

0:50:07.239 --> 0:50:10.960
<v Speaker 2>Judge Joseph Peter Hun. He died in twenty eighteen at

0:50:11.000 --> 0:50:13.480
<v Speaker 2>eighty eight years old. A nice, luscious life and he's

0:50:13.520 --> 0:50:17.359
<v Speaker 2>been in six episodes of SVU. Novak and Chauncey are

0:50:17.880 --> 0:50:21.680
<v Speaker 2>chasing the judge around the office and you know it's

0:50:21.719 --> 0:50:24.719
<v Speaker 2>basically they're like arguing about the case they're doing their job.

0:50:25.000 --> 0:50:26.600
<v Speaker 3>We have enough evidence. No, you don't.

0:50:26.719 --> 0:50:29.760
<v Speaker 2>JJ's crazy. He's crazy because he got molested. What's happening,

0:50:29.840 --> 0:50:30.080
<v Speaker 2>is there?

0:50:30.520 --> 0:50:30.600
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:50:30.719 --> 0:50:32.480
<v Speaker 2>And then the judge says, we are going to trial.

0:50:32.520 --> 0:50:34.520
<v Speaker 2>There will be a jury, and that is what's happening.

0:50:35.000 --> 0:50:38.400
<v Speaker 2>But then Chauncey, you know, isn't done and he thinks

0:50:38.480 --> 0:50:42.279
<v Speaker 2>that Huang did the interview. Is it's wrong because he

0:50:42.320 --> 0:50:44.279
<v Speaker 2>didn't say he was in the FBI, but he was

0:50:44.400 --> 0:50:46.400
<v Speaker 2>just asked acting as a doctor. You don't have to

0:50:46.400 --> 0:50:49.439
<v Speaker 2>say he's FBI. And the judge goes, I'll look into

0:50:49.480 --> 0:50:52.800
<v Speaker 2>this and I'll get back to you. And Novak also

0:50:52.880 --> 0:50:54.640
<v Speaker 2>has something, and she goes, I can write up a

0:50:54.680 --> 0:50:59.280
<v Speaker 2>motion too, and she says that the defendant made bail

0:50:59.400 --> 0:51:01.759
<v Speaker 2>and is still entertaining children at his home and that's

0:51:01.800 --> 0:51:04.799
<v Speaker 2>fucked up. And the judge does look horrified and is

0:51:04.840 --> 0:51:07.520
<v Speaker 2>like like, stop, get the kids.

0:51:07.280 --> 0:51:09.000
<v Speaker 3>Out of the predator's house. Yeah.

0:51:09.040 --> 0:51:12.080
<v Speaker 2>The defense attorney chance, I love, saying Chauncey. So then

0:51:12.160 --> 0:51:16.280
<v Speaker 2>Chauncey says, well, these were pre organized and planned charity

0:51:16.280 --> 0:51:18.640
<v Speaker 2>events and I don't think that sick kids should have

0:51:18.719 --> 0:51:22.360
<v Speaker 2>to suffer for bad behavior of one. And the judge

0:51:22.400 --> 0:51:25.200
<v Speaker 2>is like, okay, but that's it and let's side on

0:51:25.239 --> 0:51:27.880
<v Speaker 2>the air of caution and no more entertaining children.

0:51:28.280 --> 0:51:31.200
<v Speaker 3>He is being charged for molesting children, like.

0:51:32.880 --> 0:51:38.440
<v Speaker 2>Seems fair, seems fair and you know, supervised only please.

0:51:38.560 --> 0:51:41.560
<v Speaker 2>So we are now at a giant, giant kids party.

0:51:41.600 --> 0:51:44.440
<v Speaker 2>There's another animal. There's a baby lamb. I know it's reductive.

0:51:44.480 --> 0:51:46.720
<v Speaker 2>A lamb is a baby sheep, but it's a baby

0:51:46.760 --> 0:51:53.960
<v Speaker 2>lamb redundant? What did I say reductive? So there's lots

0:51:53.960 --> 0:51:57.279
<v Speaker 2>of presents and balloons and Stabler events and crash the

0:51:57.320 --> 0:52:04.480
<v Speaker 2>pedophile gathering. Billy is wearing a like why did they

0:52:04.480 --> 0:52:05.920
<v Speaker 2>make this episode so funny?

0:52:06.040 --> 0:52:08.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't think that has happened has made Billy rethink

0:52:08.520 --> 0:52:11.640
<v Speaker 1>anything about his life. She is doubling down. He is

0:52:11.680 --> 0:52:14.280
<v Speaker 1>in a pirate hat and he is like, our ladies

0:52:14.640 --> 0:52:15.799
<v Speaker 1>get into the treasure room.

0:52:18.000 --> 0:52:21.400
<v Speaker 2>So basically, some neighbors called in because they were disturbed,

0:52:21.440 --> 0:52:23.880
<v Speaker 2>as they should be with the child molester having a

0:52:23.960 --> 0:52:27.160
<v Speaker 2>child's party there, and Stabler says, what are we celebrating

0:52:27.239 --> 0:52:32.360
<v Speaker 2>they lower the age of consent? I mean, that's so funny,

0:52:33.040 --> 0:52:36.080
<v Speaker 2>and he turns it on them and goes, that's not funny.

0:52:36.920 --> 0:52:39.080
<v Speaker 2>And the detectives turn around to leave and there's not

0:52:39.120 --> 0:52:41.399
<v Speaker 2>really much of a fight and there's nothing anybody can do,

0:52:42.239 --> 0:52:44.240
<v Speaker 2>so they went down just to burn him a little.

0:52:44.280 --> 0:52:46.880
<v Speaker 2>So they just came to asault him and leave, maybe

0:52:46.920 --> 0:52:49.520
<v Speaker 2>grab some candy on the way out. But on the

0:52:49.560 --> 0:52:52.360
<v Speaker 2>way out, an older woman stops them and she says,

0:52:52.440 --> 0:52:54.920
<v Speaker 2>you have to be wrong about him, you're wrong about him,

0:52:54.920 --> 0:52:57.719
<v Speaker 2>And Stabler says, what, he donated a ton of money

0:52:57.719 --> 0:52:59.920
<v Speaker 2>to you, and she says, no, I just met him.

0:53:00.320 --> 0:53:02.600
<v Speaker 2>I wrote him a letter thanking him, and he invited

0:53:02.680 --> 0:53:04.600
<v Speaker 2>us here with my granddaughter, April.

0:53:04.640 --> 0:53:05.480
<v Speaker 3>And we meet April.

0:53:05.560 --> 0:53:08.000
<v Speaker 2>She's a really sick kid, dark circles under the eyes,

0:53:08.080 --> 0:53:09.520
<v Speaker 2>a big bandan on her head.

0:53:09.960 --> 0:53:11.680
<v Speaker 3>You know, it sucks. Her life is sad.

0:53:11.760 --> 0:53:14.040
<v Speaker 2>She is sick and it's the best day of her

0:53:14.080 --> 0:53:17.600
<v Speaker 2>whole life being at this like amazing party. So munches

0:53:17.640 --> 0:53:20.080
<v Speaker 2>back at the squadroom, like what kind of parents would

0:53:20.160 --> 0:53:23.520
<v Speaker 2>let their kids around such a sick freak, And Finn

0:53:23.520 --> 0:53:25.160
<v Speaker 2>goes it seems like they don't give a shit if

0:53:25.200 --> 0:53:28.239
<v Speaker 2>they're getting a handout, or maybe some are naive and

0:53:28.280 --> 0:53:30.879
<v Speaker 2>they are blinded, But what's going on? And no Vak

0:53:30.960 --> 0:53:32.960
<v Speaker 2>runs in with a VHS in her hands, so you

0:53:33.080 --> 0:53:36.040
<v Speaker 2>know something's good. And it's baby JJ and he's in

0:53:36.080 --> 0:53:38.080
<v Speaker 2>front of a bunch of lost style books and there's

0:53:38.080 --> 0:53:39.920
<v Speaker 2>an adult hand in the frame but we don't know

0:53:39.960 --> 0:53:42.880
<v Speaker 2>who it is. And JJ is recanting the whole story.

0:53:43.160 --> 0:53:45.360
<v Speaker 2>He says it was a lie, he was never touched,

0:53:45.680 --> 0:53:48.560
<v Speaker 2>he was kind, and he's so sorry about all the lies.

0:53:49.400 --> 0:53:51.719
<v Speaker 2>And then suddenly there's like a bang bang bang bang,

0:53:51.800 --> 0:53:54.240
<v Speaker 2>and Stabler and Benson are trying to get into JJ's

0:53:54.280 --> 0:53:57.399
<v Speaker 2>family's house and they're like, where is he? What the fuck?

0:53:57.480 --> 0:53:59.280
<v Speaker 2>Like we got to get him. And the mom opens

0:53:59.280 --> 0:54:02.080
<v Speaker 2>the door, like what do you want now? And Benson goes,

0:54:02.239 --> 0:54:04.320
<v Speaker 2>what did they do? Did they threaten you for breaking

0:54:04.360 --> 0:54:07.000
<v Speaker 2>the non disclosure? You have to pay back the money,

0:54:07.040 --> 0:54:09.160
<v Speaker 2>Like what are you doing? And the mom goes, lower

0:54:09.200 --> 0:54:10.680
<v Speaker 2>your voice, people might hear you.

0:54:11.000 --> 0:54:13.319
<v Speaker 1>And that's the mom's vibe the first time too. That's

0:54:13.320 --> 0:54:15.440
<v Speaker 1>why she wants the door fixed so quickly. Is she's like,

0:54:15.719 --> 0:54:17.880
<v Speaker 1>this has to be done by tonight. The neighbors will see.

0:54:17.880 --> 0:54:19.880
<v Speaker 1>Like she's very concerned about appearances.

0:54:19.920 --> 0:54:20.279
<v Speaker 3>This mom.

0:54:20.320 --> 0:54:23.040
<v Speaker 1>They're definitely trying to set that up. I feel like, yeah,

0:54:23.120 --> 0:54:27.080
<v Speaker 1>waspy wasp vibes. I didn't connect that with the door.

0:54:27.120 --> 0:54:28.320
<v Speaker 1>That's really good because.

0:54:28.120 --> 0:54:30.400
<v Speaker 3>She just keeps saying people are gonna hear you. Yeah.

0:54:31.560 --> 0:54:34.040
<v Speaker 2>The dad comes to the door angry as Hall and goes,

0:54:34.120 --> 0:54:36.439
<v Speaker 2>he's not here, He's at a place you will never

0:54:36.560 --> 0:54:40.160
<v Speaker 2>find him and slams the door in their faces. Then

0:54:40.200 --> 0:54:43.640
<v Speaker 2>there's a classic walk and talk with my favorite characters, Benson,

0:54:43.719 --> 0:54:47.600
<v Speaker 2>Stable or Novak. They're talking business. There's no clues, like

0:54:47.640 --> 0:54:50.840
<v Speaker 2>what are we gonna do at trial? Like what happens now?

0:54:51.320 --> 0:54:54.160
<v Speaker 2>Like dismiss the case? And this pedophile runs free, like

0:54:54.239 --> 0:54:57.480
<v Speaker 2>they really need a new plan. Well, basically they tell Novac,

0:54:57.520 --> 0:54:59.239
<v Speaker 2>you better find a way to do this without JJ,

0:54:59.880 --> 0:55:01.920
<v Speaker 2>or we got to get JJ. But Novak gives a

0:55:01.920 --> 0:55:04.600
<v Speaker 2>determined face and they really want to like put this

0:55:04.640 --> 0:55:07.759
<v Speaker 2>guy away. We open on Novak in a fancy restaurant

0:55:07.760 --> 0:55:13.799
<v Speaker 2>with Marlow Thomas aka Judge Mary Clark. Marlow says, without

0:55:13.800 --> 0:55:16.440
<v Speaker 2>a complaining witness, you can't quote a core and Novak

0:55:16.520 --> 0:55:19.520
<v Speaker 2>does know that, but there's witness tamper ring, but you

0:55:19.560 --> 0:55:20.360
<v Speaker 2>can't prove.

0:55:20.160 --> 0:55:21.719
<v Speaker 3>It yet, Like what are we gonna do?

0:55:22.200 --> 0:55:25.000
<v Speaker 2>And you have to prove that he recanted under duress

0:55:25.120 --> 0:55:28.120
<v Speaker 2>can you do that? And then Novak drops a bomb

0:55:29.239 --> 0:55:31.319
<v Speaker 2>and it's like, why didn't you mention this sooner? But

0:55:31.440 --> 0:55:35.359
<v Speaker 2>Huang said that JJ can identify a birthmark on Billy's penis,

0:55:35.680 --> 0:55:38.480
<v Speaker 2>but she says it way too loud, and then everyone

0:55:38.520 --> 0:55:41.360
<v Speaker 2>around at the restaurant stares at them, and then Marlow

0:55:41.480 --> 0:55:45.080
<v Speaker 2>Thomas has to go, oh, she doesn't get out much,

0:55:45.320 --> 0:55:46.000
<v Speaker 2>which is true.

0:55:46.000 --> 0:55:49.000
<v Speaker 3>We've seen them out of paperwork. She gets more corky,

0:55:49.480 --> 0:55:51.880
<v Speaker 3>more comedy. She doesn't get out much.

0:55:53.440 --> 0:55:56.000
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, and I've done this because we forget especially

0:55:56.040 --> 0:55:58.399
<v Speaker 2>as coll like this has happened to me where people

0:55:58.400 --> 0:56:00.360
<v Speaker 2>are like, please stop screaming, cunt out.

0:56:00.200 --> 0:56:00.920
<v Speaker 3>At this restaurant.

0:56:01.440 --> 0:56:03.240
<v Speaker 2>I just looked at my phone and it's eleven eleven.

0:56:03.239 --> 0:56:07.680
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, everyone make a wish our intuitions on fire?

0:56:08.280 --> 0:56:11.560
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so did I not tell you up top?

0:56:11.600 --> 0:56:14.400
<v Speaker 2>How funny this episode is even though it's about child molestation,

0:56:14.600 --> 0:56:18.520
<v Speaker 2>Like they just cram the comedy. But yeah, Novak's got

0:56:18.520 --> 0:56:19.960
<v Speaker 2>a lot of paperwork in softball.

0:56:20.040 --> 0:56:22.360
<v Speaker 3>She doesn't have time to party.

0:56:24.040 --> 0:56:26.759
<v Speaker 2>Novak is so passionate and pissed though, and is like,

0:56:26.840 --> 0:56:29.880
<v Speaker 2>if any jury heard the boys statement, Billy would be guilty.

0:56:30.160 --> 0:56:32.440
<v Speaker 2>But it's not the case, Casey. Stop, you're wasting all

0:56:32.440 --> 0:56:34.799
<v Speaker 2>of our time, like we need more. Marlowe brings up

0:56:34.800 --> 0:56:36.800
<v Speaker 2>the eighth Amendment, like, you know you have to confront

0:56:36.880 --> 0:56:38.920
<v Speaker 2>you get you have a right to confront your accuser,

0:56:39.280 --> 0:56:42.520
<v Speaker 2>which I don't really love that. It's just like it

0:56:42.560 --> 0:56:45.000
<v Speaker 2>was probably written by criminals, aka the people that started

0:56:45.040 --> 0:56:49.399
<v Speaker 2>our country, because like to force a victim to have

0:56:49.480 --> 0:56:52.600
<v Speaker 2>to confront the person that like did terrible things to them,

0:56:52.680 --> 0:56:56.120
<v Speaker 2>that's only for the criminal. Why aren't we protecting the

0:56:56.200 --> 0:56:59.280
<v Speaker 2>victims as much? Yeah, all the amendments are to protect

0:56:59.280 --> 0:57:02.839
<v Speaker 2>bad people. Pleading the fifth it's like or the ones

0:57:02.840 --> 0:57:04.200
<v Speaker 2>where if you're married you don't have to tell on

0:57:04.239 --> 0:57:07.280
<v Speaker 2>your spouse. Like everything is protecting bad people. It's strange.

0:57:07.560 --> 0:57:10.839
<v Speaker 2>I never kind of put that together. Casey is like, well,

0:57:10.840 --> 0:57:13.320
<v Speaker 2>we can't just let rich people get out of justice

0:57:13.520 --> 0:57:17.720
<v Speaker 2>with fancy da agreements and Marlgo's bingo. Actually, baby girl,

0:57:18.080 --> 0:57:21.640
<v Speaker 2>that's the key in the NDA, Like the parents did

0:57:21.680 --> 0:57:24.000
<v Speaker 2>they use his name? If the boy's name is in it,

0:57:24.080 --> 0:57:26.960
<v Speaker 2>that can give you a clue to get this guy. Legally,

0:57:27.000 --> 0:57:30.120
<v Speaker 2>a minor cannot be in a binding contract. But also

0:57:30.320 --> 0:57:33.040
<v Speaker 2>the guardians have to be acting in his best interests

0:57:33.120 --> 0:57:35.880
<v Speaker 2>and if they weren't, then you know, that's not good.

0:57:36.440 --> 0:57:39.440
<v Speaker 2>And this is a very legally blonde moment. I think like, well,

0:57:39.440 --> 0:57:41.600
<v Speaker 2>why this sperm, why this you know, it's a lot

0:57:41.600 --> 0:57:46.440
<v Speaker 2>of cool stuff. So then mar Lo goes, we need

0:57:46.480 --> 0:57:49.760
<v Speaker 2>to get JJ his own lawyer that's not also working

0:57:49.800 --> 0:57:52.800
<v Speaker 2>with the parents, and she goes, I know just the person.

0:57:52.880 --> 0:57:54.320
<v Speaker 3>And it's like, oh, who's it gonna be.

0:57:55.480 --> 0:57:59.240
<v Speaker 2>And so then we're at corps and Peter herman Ak

0:57:59.360 --> 0:58:02.800
<v Speaker 2>Trevor langham aka mister Hargatea, he is representing the father

0:58:02.880 --> 0:58:06.120
<v Speaker 2>and JJ or whatever, and Novaka is fighting it, going

0:58:06.160 --> 0:58:08.640
<v Speaker 2>we need to get another person, and the judge actually agrees,

0:58:08.640 --> 0:58:11.360
<v Speaker 2>and the judge goes, okay, well, who who's going to

0:58:11.400 --> 0:58:14.880
<v Speaker 2>represent JJ? And Marlo Thomas is in the courtroom and

0:58:15.000 --> 0:58:17.240
<v Speaker 2>gets up and goes, I'll do it, and so she

0:58:17.320 --> 0:58:19.520
<v Speaker 2>volunteers for the job. And she bounces up and she

0:58:19.560 --> 0:58:21.840
<v Speaker 2>looks rich as fuck and the judge in her are

0:58:21.840 --> 0:58:22.640
<v Speaker 2>good friends.

0:58:22.680 --> 0:58:24.440
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, he says Mary.

0:58:25.000 --> 0:58:27.680
<v Speaker 2>And Peter is threatened, like excuse me, what is happening,

0:58:28.720 --> 0:58:32.320
<v Speaker 2>but he is honored and she reps the sun and

0:58:32.360 --> 0:58:35.680
<v Speaker 2>she walks up to the dad and introduces herself and says,

0:58:35.760 --> 0:58:39.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm JJ's lawyer and I'm gonna need that document, thank you.

0:58:39.520 --> 0:58:41.360
<v Speaker 2>And Peter knows what they're up to, you know, all

0:58:41.400 --> 0:58:44.080
<v Speaker 2>these shady as fucking people. But he's not happy, and

0:58:44.200 --> 0:58:46.640
<v Speaker 2>we get a drinking game. If you're drinking right now.

0:58:46.920 --> 0:58:49.880
<v Speaker 2>He is so lucky, and he gets to say, fishing expedition,

0:58:50.920 --> 0:58:54.320
<v Speaker 2>So take a shot. Take a shot, honey, I mean

0:58:54.360 --> 0:58:57.800
<v Speaker 2>I want to take a shot, okay, marlow because you know,

0:58:57.840 --> 0:58:59.160
<v Speaker 2>there's forty five minutes left.

0:58:59.000 --> 0:58:59.680
<v Speaker 3>Of this episode.

0:58:59.760 --> 0:59:04.960
<v Speaker 2>And so then Marlowe like goes at the dad and

0:59:05.000 --> 0:59:06.440
<v Speaker 2>he's like, we want to talk to the kid, like

0:59:06.480 --> 0:59:08.200
<v Speaker 2>we need the kid, and the dad goes, no, the

0:59:08.280 --> 0:59:10.240
<v Speaker 2>kid doesn't trust or like you, and he actually brings

0:59:10.320 --> 0:59:12.120
<v Speaker 2>up a good point. He goes, all of you guys,

0:59:12.160 --> 0:59:15.360
<v Speaker 2>all your ada's and all of you. You broke our doors,

0:59:15.400 --> 0:59:18.400
<v Speaker 2>you arrested him, you threw him in the nuthouse, and

0:59:18.440 --> 0:59:20.120
<v Speaker 2>then he told you what you wanted to hear. That

0:59:20.120 --> 0:59:23.120
<v Speaker 2>confession isn't working, like you guys did all of this

0:59:23.200 --> 0:59:25.080
<v Speaker 2>fucked up shit to get this confession.

0:59:25.240 --> 0:59:27.360
<v Speaker 3>And that is a good point. That's what I mean.

0:59:27.400 --> 0:59:31.200
<v Speaker 2>The defense has like the Bad Team has really good

0:59:31.280 --> 0:59:35.040
<v Speaker 2>points and moves and stuff where, yeah, like he didn't

0:59:35.080 --> 0:59:36.760
<v Speaker 2>want to be he wanted to get out of the nuthouse.

0:59:36.800 --> 0:59:37.920
<v Speaker 2>He'll tell you anything you want to hear.

0:59:38.640 --> 0:59:38.920
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

0:59:38.960 --> 0:59:40.720
<v Speaker 1>But also in this scene, do you see that the

0:59:40.800 --> 0:59:44.960
<v Speaker 1>dad looks like mister Incredible from The Incredibles. I didn't,

0:59:45.240 --> 0:59:47.960
<v Speaker 1>but now I could suck, yes, a large jaw, like

0:59:48.040 --> 0:59:50.640
<v Speaker 1>this man is mister Incredible, but not in a good way.

0:59:52.640 --> 0:59:56.960
<v Speaker 2>You love him And the dad goes and you're never

0:59:57.000 --> 0:59:59.320
<v Speaker 2>gonna find him. He's hidden, he's safe and you will

0:59:59.360 --> 1:00:01.640
<v Speaker 2>never get to him. And Marlow pushes him and goes, well,

1:00:01.640 --> 1:00:04.440
<v Speaker 2>if he recanted on his own volition and he only

1:00:04.480 --> 1:00:07.080
<v Speaker 2>said that nothing happened because we pressured him and he

1:00:07.120 --> 1:00:08.840
<v Speaker 2>felt threatened by all of us, then why are you

1:00:08.920 --> 1:00:12.000
<v Speaker 2>hiding him? And he denies hiding him and goes, he

1:00:12.120 --> 1:00:15.000
<v Speaker 2>just needed to get away and it's just it's just

1:00:15.040 --> 1:00:17.520
<v Speaker 2>sad and it's annoying and it's all jumbled up. And

1:00:17.560 --> 1:00:19.960
<v Speaker 2>the judge says, get the boy and I will talk

1:00:20.000 --> 1:00:21.840
<v Speaker 2>to him alone, and that's how I'll make a decision

1:00:21.840 --> 1:00:25.000
<v Speaker 2>about everything, and the dad says no, and Marlow's like,

1:00:25.040 --> 1:00:27.360
<v Speaker 2>do you want to go to jail or what. And

1:00:27.400 --> 1:00:30.040
<v Speaker 2>so then it's Marlow, Novak and Maloney and they're scheming

1:00:30.080 --> 1:00:32.360
<v Speaker 2>of what to do next, and they put the dad

1:00:32.400 --> 1:00:35.720
<v Speaker 2>in jail. You know, he says he's doing it to

1:00:35.760 --> 1:00:37.840
<v Speaker 2>protect his son, but they know they're doing it to

1:00:37.880 --> 1:00:40.160
<v Speaker 2>protect the money. And if he was protecting his son,

1:00:40.200 --> 1:00:42.479
<v Speaker 2>we wouldn't be in this mess. And so the dad

1:00:42.520 --> 1:00:45.520
<v Speaker 2>goes to fucking jail and Marlow says, I'm going to

1:00:45.640 --> 1:00:48.520
<v Speaker 2>keep him in jail until the boy is twenty one,

1:00:49.600 --> 1:00:52.880
<v Speaker 2>so basically like until he materializes the boy he has

1:00:52.920 --> 1:00:56.640
<v Speaker 2>to sit in jail. And I guess he's a kid

1:00:56.720 --> 1:01:01.439
<v Speaker 2>until twenty one in the state of courts. So Stabler goes, oh,

1:01:01.440 --> 1:01:03.840
<v Speaker 2>that's why they call you a hanging judge to Marlowe

1:01:03.880 --> 1:01:10.000
<v Speaker 2>and she goes, wait, who says that? And Novak says,

1:01:10.080 --> 1:01:12.440
<v Speaker 2>fuck the dad and let's find him ourselves.

1:01:12.480 --> 1:01:14.720
<v Speaker 3>And Stable goes, Okay, we're trying.

1:01:14.760 --> 1:01:17.160
<v Speaker 2>We can't a Marlow says, well, I work at a fancy

1:01:17.200 --> 1:01:18.200
<v Speaker 2>law firm and I'll.

1:01:18.040 --> 1:01:20.240
<v Speaker 1>Get you guys pis. We have pis on retainer.

1:01:20.440 --> 1:01:22.880
<v Speaker 2>But I think that's kind of insulting to tell detectives, right,

1:01:23.840 --> 1:01:25.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I think it's kind of like we

1:01:25.600 --> 1:01:29.000
<v Speaker 2>just have like someone that can be dedicated to this. Ostensibly,

1:01:29.040 --> 1:01:30.840
<v Speaker 2>we have to believe that Stable and Benson are working

1:01:30.840 --> 1:01:34.360
<v Speaker 2>on seventeen other cases at the same time, like in reality,

1:01:34.560 --> 1:01:35.920
<v Speaker 2>you know, so I think she's just like we can

1:01:35.960 --> 1:01:37.600
<v Speaker 2>give you guys that this will just be what they're

1:01:37.600 --> 1:01:41.040
<v Speaker 2>working on. So yeah, so we have Pi's now looking

1:01:41.080 --> 1:01:44.360
<v Speaker 2>for JJ, and Munch walks in with the paper and

1:01:44.480 --> 1:01:47.560
<v Speaker 2>the PR machine of Billy Tripley is spinning it like

1:01:47.680 --> 1:01:52.000
<v Speaker 2>JJ is crazy and you know, big bucks equals PR

1:01:52.200 --> 1:01:55.200
<v Speaker 2>equals spin, so nobody can find him, and now everyone

1:01:55.280 --> 1:01:57.480
<v Speaker 2>thinks he's nuts and this guy just has so much

1:01:57.480 --> 1:02:00.680
<v Speaker 2>fucking money. A nondescript white man with gray hair and

1:02:00.720 --> 1:02:03.479
<v Speaker 2>no features that are unique and special in any way

1:02:03.520 --> 1:02:05.720
<v Speaker 2>at all, like I don't even remember what he looks like,

1:02:06.040 --> 1:02:08.280
<v Speaker 2>walks up to Benson and says, I was told to

1:02:08.360 --> 1:02:10.880
<v Speaker 2>find you. And they talk a little bit, and he

1:02:10.960 --> 1:02:14.560
<v Speaker 2>says that he runs a program for terminal patients and

1:02:14.680 --> 1:02:16.640
<v Speaker 2>you know, he gets them ready for death, and he's

1:02:16.680 --> 1:02:18.840
<v Speaker 2>a therapist and he was counseling a nine year old

1:02:18.840 --> 1:02:21.920
<v Speaker 2>girl with leukemia and he thinks that she was molested

1:02:21.960 --> 1:02:24.320
<v Speaker 2>by Billy tripley. So now we rush over to the

1:02:24.360 --> 1:02:27.960
<v Speaker 2>apartment of Nora Hodges and it's the mom from earlier.

1:02:28.080 --> 1:02:30.960
<v Speaker 2>If you guys remember when Benson and Saylor went to

1:02:31.000 --> 1:02:34.920
<v Speaker 2>bully Billy at a party, there was an old woman

1:02:34.960 --> 1:02:37.560
<v Speaker 2>who was calling him a saint with her sick daughter,

1:02:37.960 --> 1:02:40.600
<v Speaker 2>and so that's all right too, yeah, granddaughter, thank you

1:02:40.640 --> 1:02:43.000
<v Speaker 2>so much, and she's drama, drama, drama.

1:02:43.120 --> 1:02:45.120
<v Speaker 3>She's like, of course, like, oh my god, it's all

1:02:45.160 --> 1:02:45.600
<v Speaker 3>my fault.

1:02:45.680 --> 1:02:48.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm so stupid, and Standlor is like, yeah, I mean,

1:02:49.120 --> 1:02:51.800
<v Speaker 2>it is your fault, left if you left your kid

1:02:51.840 --> 1:02:55.280
<v Speaker 2>alone with this man, and she's we find out she's

1:02:55.320 --> 1:02:57.720
<v Speaker 2>seen Billy twice since they bumped into each other at

1:02:57.760 --> 1:03:01.760
<v Speaker 2>that party and were April's pair rance the father was

1:03:01.800 --> 1:03:04.040
<v Speaker 2>never in the picture, and then you know, unfortunately the

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<v Speaker 2>mom got mixed up in drugs and alcohol and abandoned

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<v Speaker 2>April when she was born. So it's just grandma and

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<v Speaker 2>granddaughter and she's at chemo during the day, so now

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<v Speaker 2>she's sleeping, and now Norah's at the precincts with April

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<v Speaker 2>and Olivia and everyone's there, and Olivia gives her a

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<v Speaker 2>jukes box, but she's like, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't know if I'll be able to keep the juice down.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's really sad that she can't even but she

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<v Speaker 2>needs to hydrate.

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<v Speaker 3>So the grandma's like.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you have to hydrate a little, even though you

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<v Speaker 2>might puke it all up. And it's just sad, and

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<v Speaker 2>her bandana is giant over her tiny, tiny, little bald head.

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<v Speaker 2>She starts explaining what happened. She says, there were tons

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<v Speaker 2>of kids there and they played games and it was fun,

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<v Speaker 2>and and the grandma interrupts and says, she got over.

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<v Speaker 3>Excited and she had to nap, and then what did

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<v Speaker 3>he say?

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<v Speaker 2>And she's coaching her a little bit, but since she

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<v Speaker 2>was tired, she said, you know, I would love to

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<v Speaker 2>take a nap, and other kids nap there, and everyone

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<v Speaker 2>was napping, so he took her to the basal room,

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<v Speaker 2>the treasure room to nap, and she picked out a press.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything happened whatever, a molestation went down and she was

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<v Speaker 2>abused and it sucks and it's sad. So Craigan and

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<v Speaker 2>Novak and Huang are spying through all of this, and

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<v Speaker 2>then before we see that, like the little girl's nose

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<v Speaker 2>starts bleeding. So she's like talking about being molested. She

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<v Speaker 2>gets so sad. The grandma's yelling because she's annoying, like, also,

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<v Speaker 2>your granddaughter just got molested, and then the nose is

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<v Speaker 2>bleeding and just all around a really sad situation. And

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<v Speaker 2>it gets worse when when Huang says that kids with

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<v Speaker 2>disabilities are twice as likely to be abused and more

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<v Speaker 2>because they're more likely to comply and less likely to report.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that makes sense, but just a fact I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>need to hear, just so sad.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And Novak's like, well that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Billy is surrounded by sick kids all the time, like

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<v Speaker 2>we need to fucking get this guy. But then they

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<v Speaker 2>have to discuss pedophiles. They're into boys and girls, and

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<v Speaker 2>Huang sent shivers down my spine saying, well, at that age,

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<v Speaker 2>it's more about the hairlessness.

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<v Speaker 3>Kill me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, in the innocence and they talk about like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>he has a Peter Pan vibe. Did you hear about

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<v Speaker 2>the new Peter Pan theory that I saw I read

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<v Speaker 2>on the internet Someone said, what if Captain Hook was

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<v Speaker 2>actually a good guy because he only went after Peter Pan,

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<v Speaker 2>none of the kids ever, and maybe he was trying

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<v Speaker 2>to stop Peter Pan from kidnapping children.

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<v Speaker 3>He was trying to stop him from having all the

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<v Speaker 3>lost boys. Yeah, well I don't know, just just a thought.

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<v Speaker 1>So Captain Hook is Stabler and Peter Pan is a

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<v Speaker 1>child molester.

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<v Speaker 2>So now we jumped to Melinda finally, baby, we missed you,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's with Billy and she's being so mean to

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<v Speaker 2>him and I love it. She's plucking hair out of

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<v Speaker 2>his head from DNA and she needs tons of it

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<v Speaker 2>with the rude and he's screaming police abuse and and

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<v Speaker 2>that this there's another funny moment where Stabler goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>if it was police abuse, trust me, you would feel it.

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<v Speaker 2>And Billy goes, has that a threat? Melinda? Did you

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<v Speaker 2>hear that he threatened me? And Melinda goes, nope, now

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<v Speaker 2>open your mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Why?

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<v Speaker 2>So she looks stunning in a half up, half down

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<v Speaker 2>situation with her hair, and Maloney's trying to rile Billy up,

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<v Speaker 2>and they have like this back and forth about the

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<v Speaker 2>treasure room and he goes, I haven't even been back

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<v Speaker 2>into the treasure room since you ruined it for me.

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<v Speaker 2>And Melinda has no time for anything. She has dead

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<v Speaker 2>bodies to go examine. She goes, drop your pants I

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<v Speaker 2>need a pubic hair sample, and I'm gonna need ten

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<v Speaker 2>of those, and so now she has to do that,

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<v Speaker 2>but he has no pubic hair, and they're like, I

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<v Speaker 2>guess we have to wait till it grows back, and

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<v Speaker 2>he lasered it off, and so he takes off his

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<v Speaker 2>pants and there's absolutely no pubic hair, and now they're

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<v Speaker 2>just taking photos of his, you know, hairless dick.

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<v Speaker 3>Yikes.

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<v Speaker 2>Now Benson is looking at the picks at the squadroom

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<v Speaker 2>with Maloney and says, Wow, it keeps getting freakier and freakier,

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<v Speaker 2>and I love the way she says freaky. They got

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<v Speaker 2>some info that JJ might be in Maine, so they're

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<v Speaker 2>working on that. But also, April, the sick girl, never

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<v Speaker 2>mentioned the birthmark on Billy's dick, so they're like oh,

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<v Speaker 2>and Benson says it's because the girl had her eyes

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<v Speaker 2>closed the whole time. So the Novak comes in with

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<v Speaker 2>a giant bombshell that Tripoli's legal team hired a PI

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<v Speaker 2>to follow April and Nora and caught Norah stealing on

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<v Speaker 2>a security camera. So now will the newspapers say shoplifting Granny?

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<v Speaker 2>And now Granny is an interrogation. But it's only two

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<v Speaker 2>hundred dollars worth of clothes, so like, who cares?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like they're going too hard on clothing theft.

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<v Speaker 3>You like, yeah, clothing theft doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>You would not be sitting in interrogation for a clothing theft, right,

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<v Speaker 2>But she goes, listen, I need to get April closed.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have we don't have any money. And if

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<v Speaker 2>Tripley was innocent, why would you go through all these

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<v Speaker 2>lengths and why are you Like they can't like the

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<v Speaker 2>Grandma's sad. She doesn't want, you know, her mistakes to

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<v Speaker 2>punish April. And they're like, well it's happening, so like

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<v Speaker 2>we don't know what to do, Like he has tons

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<v Speaker 2>of money, he's spinning everything. And she goes into this

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<v Speaker 2>huge sob story about April and how tough her life

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<v Speaker 2>is and how her parents were bad and sick and

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<v Speaker 2>now molested, and that's like the worst threesome you can

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<v Speaker 2>have bad parents, sick as fuck and molested.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean that's not a good life. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Craigan and Novak do a walk and talk, and

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<v Speaker 2>we learned that Melinda's processing a hair found in April's underwear,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know he has no pubes. No one has pubes.

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<v Speaker 2>She doesn't have any hair, so what is it? So

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<v Speaker 2>Novak just says, like, give me the results when you

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<v Speaker 2>have them. Now back to more water. I mean, this scene,

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<v Speaker 2>this episode is so many walking talks, so many walking talks.

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<v Speaker 2>Now the walk and talk is Melinda Benson and Stabler,

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<v Speaker 2>and something with the results just doesn't make sense. She

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<v Speaker 2>drew April's blood just in case Billy gave her any STDs.

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<v Speaker 3>She wanted to check the blood for STDs.

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<v Speaker 2>But the blood is normal, like normal normal, like hello,

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<v Speaker 2>leukemia fucks up your white blood cells.

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<v Speaker 3>But there's nothing. There's no sign of cancer none.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck, oh my god, her life is getting worse like

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<v Speaker 2>And also, when they diagnose children with cancer and with leukemia,

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<v Speaker 2>the doctors take a bone biopsy to confirm it, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's done by drilling small holes in the pelvic bone

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<v Speaker 2>and those holes never heal and April's X rays to

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<v Speaker 2>her hips do not have the little holes.

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<v Speaker 3>She never had cancer.

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<v Speaker 2>This fucking granny bitch is a what is it swindler?

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<v Speaker 3>Grifter?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, well it's it's crazy, like this is truly like

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<v Speaker 7>the fucking Gypsy Rose story ten years before that story

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<v Speaker 7>actually went down, Like it's nuts.

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<v Speaker 3>So we're at the doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>We're at the hospital and it's the hot surfer doctor

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<v Speaker 2>guy and he's this.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy is such like he almost doesn't fit like he

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<v Speaker 1>fits for me as like a doctor on another show,

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<v Speaker 1>but like on SVU, Like I've never seen a doctor

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<v Speaker 1>that looks like this man on SVU.

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<v Speaker 3>He's just so like was a like, I don't know

1:10:17.840 --> 1:10:19.080
<v Speaker 3>he's at he's a beach bum.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like a babatch boy like, yeah, blonde highlights, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>very not New York.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But he says, thank god you brought her in right now.

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<v Speaker 2>She would have been dead in a few weeks from

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<v Speaker 2>mercury poisoning. And wait what And so Nora was killing

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<v Speaker 2>her own granddaughter for almost a year now. The grandma

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<v Speaker 2>convinced her that they were too poor to go to

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<v Speaker 2>the doctor, and so that's why, like the grandma needed

1:10:40.439 --> 1:10:43.040
<v Speaker 2>to give her the medicine. But she was actually using

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<v Speaker 2>mercury to make the daughter sick because it gives the

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<v Speaker 2>same side effects as leukemia. It stops cell growth, there's nausea,

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<v Speaker 2>hair and weight loss, and she'll be okay, some permanent

1:10:53.160 --> 1:10:55.920
<v Speaker 2>like bone damage, but she's gonna be better. And this

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<v Speaker 2>little girl is so bald, she's in the hospital. Her

1:10:58.800 --> 1:11:01.880
<v Speaker 2>voice is so sweet, and she goes, I heard grand

1:11:02.000 --> 1:11:03.360
<v Speaker 2>is the one making me sick.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like really sad.

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<v Speaker 2>So then they're like, she lied to you and it

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<v Speaker 2>sucks and she lie. You know what else did you

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<v Speaker 2>li about? Did you lie about the billy stuff? And

1:11:14.320 --> 1:11:16.920
<v Speaker 2>she was like yeah. The grandma basically told her to

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<v Speaker 2>become friends with him. Aunt asked to nap, but she

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<v Speaker 2>just napped on the couch and they were like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>how did you know what to say?

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<v Speaker 3>And we get more. So the grandma would snip out.

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<v Speaker 2>All of the story and information from the papers about

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<v Speaker 2>the case and made a scrapbook of articles and that

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<v Speaker 2>April had to study them every single day, and then

1:11:35.200 --> 1:11:38.559
<v Speaker 2>Nora would quiz her on the details of what to

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<v Speaker 2>lie about, and she kept.

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<v Speaker 3>This book by all the cookbooks.

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<v Speaker 2>Grand said it was her only chance to get the

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<v Speaker 2>money to give her the medicine or that she would die,

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<v Speaker 2>so she had to do this to get medicine to

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<v Speaker 2>save her from leukemia. And she goes, but grand said,

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<v Speaker 2>she loved me. How can she make me sick? If

1:11:55.040 --> 1:11:58.519
<v Speaker 2>she loved me. It's sad, but they did stay sick again, if.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to take a shot.

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<v Speaker 2>The granny is finally in jail, thank fucking god, and

1:12:05.200 --> 1:12:08.320
<v Speaker 2>Novak's being tough on her, like she does not give

1:12:08.360 --> 1:12:08.639
<v Speaker 2>a shit.

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<v Speaker 3>She's like, I loved the girl. I knew it was wrong,

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<v Speaker 3>but but something's wrong with me.

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<v Speaker 2>And she does have an amazing defense attorney Cleo Conrad.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how she nabbed her, but it's Jill

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<v Speaker 2>Marie Laurence seventeen SVU episodes. And she's like, honey, there

1:12:23.720 --> 1:12:27.160
<v Speaker 2>is something wrong with you. Let me interject munch husands

1:12:27.200 --> 1:12:29.439
<v Speaker 2>by proxy, and it's not your fault.

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<v Speaker 3>And Novak's body language is so fuck you.

1:12:32.040 --> 1:12:35.519
<v Speaker 2>She hates them, and so basically she's like, okay, we

1:12:35.520 --> 1:12:38.840
<v Speaker 2>gotta talk tripley and the grand throws April under the bus.

1:12:38.880 --> 1:12:41.240
<v Speaker 2>She straight up says that it was April's lie and

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<v Speaker 2>that the grandma believed it because April said it at

1:12:44.880 --> 1:12:49.360
<v Speaker 2>the nerve of this woman. And then Novak, without skipping

1:12:49.439 --> 1:12:52.560
<v Speaker 2>a beat, goes, we have the scrap book and.

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<v Speaker 3>It's amazing, and then all of a sudden, you know.

1:12:55.960 --> 1:12:59.680
<v Speaker 2>Cleo Conrad looks nervous, Granny looks nervous, and it's a

1:12:59.680 --> 1:13:00.680
<v Speaker 2>moment and I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's my favorite. I call it the Martin

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<v Speaker 2>Short moment. But I do love that one moment where

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<v Speaker 2>the criminal knows they got got and.

1:13:07.400 --> 1:13:10.760
<v Speaker 3>Their face just switches right away. Yeah, I really like that.

1:13:10.920 --> 1:13:11.960
<v Speaker 3>It's cool acting too.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone looks worried, like I said that they got got,

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<v Speaker 2>and she turns it again and is like, I'm innocent.

1:13:18.960 --> 1:13:22.680
<v Speaker 2>He's a pedophile. We have to get this pedophile. I

1:13:22.840 --> 1:13:26.000
<v Speaker 2>just yeah, criminals. All movies should just be filled with criminals.

1:13:26.040 --> 1:13:29.200
<v Speaker 2>The best actors in the world. So and then Cleo's

1:13:29.200 --> 1:13:31.320
<v Speaker 2>sorry to say this, but she had like such nice

1:13:31.320 --> 1:13:33.559
<v Speaker 2>gold hoops in this gold necklace with a pearl, and

1:13:33.600 --> 1:13:36.320
<v Speaker 2>I really liked it. Novak does offer a deal to

1:13:36.400 --> 1:13:40.640
<v Speaker 2>Cleo Conrad, but for more information from the grandma, and

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<v Speaker 2>basically they start discussing that the crime lab found a

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<v Speaker 2>hair in the underwear. Granny said that she snuck into

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<v Speaker 2>a room and stole it from his hair brush and

1:13:48.280 --> 1:13:51.360
<v Speaker 2>planted it on her clothing, and she's not gonna admit

1:13:51.400 --> 1:13:54.439
<v Speaker 2>what she did was wrong, and Novak yells at her like, well,

1:13:54.479 --> 1:13:57.360
<v Speaker 2>now in the future, when anyone claims any sexual assault

1:13:57.520 --> 1:13:59.519
<v Speaker 2>or rape. For this guy, he's gonna be able to

1:14:00.160 --> 1:14:02.400
<v Speaker 2>like go back to this case and say how everyone's

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<v Speaker 2>lying and everyone wants money and you just fucked up

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<v Speaker 2>victims forever. And she says I'm sorry, and Novak goes,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe you have fun in prison, and Kleio's like, wait, wait, wait, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>you set a deal, you set a deal, and Novak says,

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<v Speaker 2>uh uh, that deal was for Tripoli, not the cancer scam.

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<v Speaker 2>And Cleo goes, but munchausends. Munchausends, and Novak doesn't give

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<v Speaker 2>us shit. She goes, bowl she's been working this for

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<v Speaker 2>a year, sixty thousand dollars, she's fucking stolen from people.

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<v Speaker 2>We're taking you to trial. There is no deal, and

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<v Speaker 2>she's like, but think of April, and Novak goes, that's

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<v Speaker 2>really rich, bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>You almost killed her.

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<v Speaker 2>And guess what I'm charging you with attempted murder too,

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<v Speaker 2>and she yells intosperation like I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Sick too, I'm sick too, sick again.

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<v Speaker 2>So Novak go's, you're just a greedy bitch, and the

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<v Speaker 2>jury's going to see right through that. Back at the squadron,

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<v Speaker 2>Marlowe walks in and they did find JJ.

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<v Speaker 3>He's been at an uncle's house.

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<v Speaker 2>But then they all to Canada and escaped and they

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<v Speaker 2>have no authority to.

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<v Speaker 3>Bring him back.

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<v Speaker 2>So now both cases against Billy have been blown the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck up. But don't forget the Dad is still sitting

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<v Speaker 2>in jail and marlow says he will not leave until

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<v Speaker 2>he produces JJ. So like this, Dad is now sitting

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<v Speaker 2>in jail, which he deserves it. We hate him, but like,

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder what just because of the contract, Like, you're

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna be able to use your millions if you're

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<v Speaker 2>sitting in jail.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Craigan's like, oh my god, watch this and they turn

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<v Speaker 2>on the TV and Billy is having a giant victory party.

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<v Speaker 2>He invited the media. He's wearing a lot of green

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<v Speaker 2>green suspenders. Hello, Saint Patti's Day, and he says that

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<v Speaker 2>he's been vindicated and the children are the real winners.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Benson goes, it's sick. It's like five times yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and Stabler says, we will get him. We'll get him

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<v Speaker 1>one of these chances. Like there's gonna be a lot

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<v Speaker 1>more chances, unfortunately, and we're gonna fucking get him and

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<v Speaker 1>then it on him, just like partying hardcore with a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of children in his pedophile outfits. And it's probably

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<v Speaker 1>one of the more realistic twisted endings of SVU, which

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<v Speaker 1>is rich people get away with their crimes. So yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for taking us through that, you know, depressing

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<v Speaker 1>but very funny episode of Sview.

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<v Speaker 3>Now fill me in, fill me in. Yeah, they'll be

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<v Speaker 3>right back with the real crime. Welcome back.

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<v Speaker 1>So obviously this episode is based on Michael Jackson. Everyone

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<v Speaker 1>calls this the Michael Jackson episode. Billy Tripley clearly has

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<v Speaker 1>been styled to look like Michael Jackson, and he's not

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<v Speaker 1>a huge pop star, but he's you know, got something

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<v Speaker 1>that would appeal to children, which is like this toy company.

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<v Speaker 3>The money, I think the money, yeah, like the money

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<v Speaker 3>is huge.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean Michael jacks The amount of money Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Jackson had was just like out of this world, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even think we can like fully get a

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<v Speaker 1>hold of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no one, Well, I think just like the way

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<v Speaker 2>media is now, like who knows if anyone will be

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<v Speaker 2>able to have that sort of a worldwide appeal. But

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<v Speaker 2>like the Mike, no, Michael Jackson was something that I

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<v Speaker 2>never that's he's on his own thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, like fully known on all continents everywhere you go,

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<v Speaker 1>icon of twentieth century entertainment. I don't think I need

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<v Speaker 1>to get too deep into who Michael Jackson is if

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<v Speaker 1>you're listening and you don't know, Like I mean, he's

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<v Speaker 1>like a singer, dancer, a child star, grew up with

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<v Speaker 1>the Jackson the Jackson family that became the Jackson Five,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know was a.

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<v Speaker 2>Way hold on if you do not know who Michael

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<v Speaker 2>Jackson is until you've listened to this episode of the show,

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<v Speaker 2>please dm us we would like to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we would like to chat.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be I mean, I think maybe there might

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<v Speaker 1>be some people that are like only in the twenties

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<v Speaker 1>or something like young and might not know like the

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<v Speaker 1>details of this because I grew up with this case

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<v Speaker 1>in the news. For me, so like I've always like

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<v Speaker 1>but even going through this, I was like learning more

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<v Speaker 1>because I've never really done a full deep dive into

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<v Speaker 1>what exactly the allegations weren't, how many there were and

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<v Speaker 1>this and.

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<v Speaker 2>That, and I'm really strong I feel strongly like I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to hear r Kelly. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>like give money to molesters. I don't watch Rede but

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<v Speaker 2>because he's dead, I feel okay listening to his music.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know if everyone agrees with that or not.

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<v Speaker 2>But in my had him like the kids are making

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<v Speaker 2>the money now whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean it's complicated, but yes, this he is

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<v Speaker 1>basically the number one. Him and Woody Allen are probably

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<v Speaker 1>the number one, like a like examples when you have

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<v Speaker 1>the argument of like can you separate the art from

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<v Speaker 1>the artist? You know, like can you listen to someone's music,

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<v Speaker 1>watch appreciate someone's movies when you know something that they've

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<v Speaker 1>done is wrong or whatever. So Michael Jackson was from

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<v Speaker 1>a young age kind of it seemed like emotionally unwell.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't diagnose him, but he was. He had Gary Indiana,

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<v Speaker 2>who's doing well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he famously had, you know, an abusive father who

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<v Speaker 1>pushed them into sow business. He was the star star

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<v Speaker 1>star of the family like fully so, but the father

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<v Speaker 1>was always allegedly abusive, and he I think from age

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<v Speaker 1>like five or six was in the limelight and like

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<v Speaker 1>never really had a childhood. So for a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>his career, his older career. He was dogged by allegations

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<v Speaker 1>of sexual abuse, as he was known to have young

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<v Speaker 1>children at his home at the Neverland Ranch all the

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<v Speaker 1>time and they would often sleep over without parental supervision.

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<v Speaker 1>So the Neverland Ranch is like two and a half

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<v Speaker 1>hours north of LA and Santa Barbara County.

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<v Speaker 3>It's massive.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go into more detail about it, but the timeline

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<v Speaker 1>of Michael Jackson's you know, sort of issues start as

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<v Speaker 1>early as nineteen eighty six. He met a ten year

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<v Speaker 1>old boy named James Jimmy Safe Chuck or Sepha Chuck.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how you say those last name, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's the word safe and the word chuck, who was

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<v Speaker 1>playing a Michael Jackson obsessed kid in a Pepsi commercial

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<v Speaker 1>And I like watched the commercial. It's like he sneaks

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<v Speaker 1>into Michael's dressing room and he's trying on all of

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<v Speaker 1>his stuff and Michael comes in and is like hey,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like it is indicative of how children felt

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<v Speaker 1>about Michael Jackson throughout the eighties and nineties, Like they

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<v Speaker 1>were really obsessed with him, the way he danced, like

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<v Speaker 1>his worldwide celebrity.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything to do with Michael Jackson. People were obsessed with him.

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<v Speaker 1>So Michael eventually befriended this kid, Jimmy his family. The

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<v Speaker 1>family was given gifts and trips, and then Jimmy went

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<v Speaker 1>on tour with him and they began.

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<v Speaker 3>Sleeping in the same bed.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was going on in the eighties, but there

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<v Speaker 1>were never any allegations made, and the first official allegation

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<v Speaker 1>of misconduct happened in nineteen ninety three and was made

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<v Speaker 1>by a thirteen year old boy named Jordan Chandler and

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<v Speaker 1>his father Evan, who accused Jackson of sexual abuse against

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<v Speaker 1>the team. So what happened was in May of nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>ninety two, Michael Jackson's car broke down, so he called

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<v Speaker 1>rent arec, which I literally thought was what comedians who

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<v Speaker 1>don't have credit cards would get, like they take debit cards.

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<v Speaker 3>So I just thought rent direct is like the worst

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<v Speaker 3>you can do.

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<v Speaker 1>But apparently in the early nineties it was like what

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<v Speaker 1>Vanity Fair called it, LA's hip car rental agency. So whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>I just thought it was for like loser comedians with

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<v Speaker 1>no credit like my husband used to be because he

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<v Speaker 1>used to do rent Direct. So what happened was the

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<v Speaker 1>owner of rent Direct calls his wife and says get

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<v Speaker 1>over there where to where Michael Jackson's car is stalled,

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<v Speaker 1>so you can introduce him to your son, Jordan. It

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't his son, it was her son from a previous relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>And the father of the kid is actually a Beverly

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<v Speaker 1>Hill dentist and part time screenwriter, which I love. There's

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<v Speaker 1>many people in the story who are one profession and

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<v Speaker 1>part time screenwriters. But this kid, Jordan, is twelve at

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<v Speaker 1>the time, and he's obsessed with Michael Jackson. So the

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<v Speaker 1>guy's like, get over there so he can meet Michael Jackson.

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<v Speaker 1>So after this meeting that happens because of a broke

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<v Speaker 1>down car, Jackson begins calling Jordan every day and he

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<v Speaker 1>was essentially in love with this boy. So and it's

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<v Speaker 1>worth noting also that Jordan, even though he was twelve,

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<v Speaker 1>people often thought he was like nine ten, like that

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<v Speaker 1>he looked younger than he was.

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<v Speaker 2>So but the parent, well, but the parents they didn't

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<v Speaker 2>have like they weren't like Jaj's parents. They just wanted,

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<v Speaker 2>like the kid to meet Michael Jackson because he's the

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<v Speaker 2>most famous person ever.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Yes, but there's more about the mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the mom, the mom sort of was into like

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<v Speaker 1>the glitzy life. So so when Michael Jackson first called

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<v Speaker 1>Jordan to invite him to Neverland, it's two days after

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson has done his interview with Oprah Winfrey, and

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<v Speaker 1>like this is coming off of a full, like three

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<v Speaker 1>week media blitz about with Michael Jackson, Like he's just

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<v Speaker 1>done the Clinton inauguration, He's done the Super Bowl, he's

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<v Speaker 1>done the American Music Awards, like he's fully at the

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<v Speaker 1>top of the Zeit guys, like everyone's fucking talking about

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<v Speaker 1>this man, and here he is inviting this twelve year

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<v Speaker 1>old boy come to my ranch at Neverland. So just

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<v Speaker 1>to set the scene, obviously this kid and the family

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<v Speaker 1>are like ecstatic. So on that first visit, Jordan, his sister,

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<v Speaker 1>and his mother sleep in a guest house which is

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<v Speaker 1>apparently very far from the main house where Michael Jackson sleeps.

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<v Speaker 1>And one detail about Michael Jackson about the Neverland ranch

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<v Speaker 1>that was in this long Vanity Fair article I read,

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<v Speaker 1>which will be in the show notes, is that at

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<v Speaker 1>Neverland there was a merry go round that played like

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<v Speaker 1>a virgin I don't know why parents were not fucking

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<v Speaker 1>running for the doors when they walked into this place,

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<v Speaker 1>but because.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like a bit that's just a famous song,

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<v Speaker 2>but it only played like a virgin.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess that's like what it says in the article

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<v Speaker 1>that this Marrygo Round plays like a virgin. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>know you're friends with Madonna, but like, how about like

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<v Speaker 1>a prayer? I don't know, there's other songs we can do.

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<v Speaker 1>How about Lucky Star that's cute for kids, Like let's

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<v Speaker 1>do another Madonna song? Yeah, and so he bought. Obviously,

1:23:53.600 --> 1:23:56.040
<v Speaker 1>he buys Jordan and his sister toys, takes them on

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<v Speaker 1>like toys or US shopping spreeze, and eventually the mom

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<v Speaker 1>started getting gifts too serious jewelry.

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<v Speaker 3>And then he.

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<v Speaker 1>Invites the family back the next weekend, and like most

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<v Speaker 1>guests at the ranch, Jordan had to sign a confidentiality

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<v Speaker 1>agreement that he would not speak to the press or

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<v Speaker 1>write about anything that went on there. And I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if that means Jordan actually signed it or if

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<v Speaker 1>his parents signed it, because yeah, I don't know that

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<v Speaker 1>like a twelve year old kid is allowed to sign

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<v Speaker 1>a document, but that is what I what I found

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<v Speaker 1>in my research. And so on this trip, Michael took

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<v Speaker 1>them in a limo to Disneyland, and they of course

1:24:29.600 --> 1:24:32.840
<v Speaker 1>got like full VIP treatment there, and then they started

1:24:32.880 --> 1:24:36.679
<v Speaker 1>spending every weekend at the Neverland Ranch, and Jordan's mom

1:24:36.720 --> 1:24:40.080
<v Speaker 1>and dad were estranged and Jordan was withdrawn from other kids.

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<v Speaker 1>So obviously, you know, it's like Michael Jackson knew who

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<v Speaker 1>to pick, you know, like he picked specific kids that had, like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, some family fracturing going on. So in March

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<v Speaker 1>of nineteen ninety three, Jordan spent four days at Neverland Ranch,

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<v Speaker 1>and there were other boys there too, including eleven year

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<v Speaker 1>old Brett Barnes ten year old Wade Robes, who were

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<v Speaker 1>also there, as well as the Cassio brothers or Caskio brothers.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey is Wade Rout that's the choreographer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, huge, huge part of this, but I will

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<v Speaker 1>get to him. So also these Cassio brothers, Eddie and Frank,

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<v Speaker 1>who were nine and thirteen, who had traveled alone with

1:25:18.400 --> 1:25:21.680
<v Speaker 1>Jackson in the fall on his dangerous tour. What is

1:25:21.680 --> 1:25:24.720
<v Speaker 1>happening Like who is letting children go with him while

1:25:24.720 --> 1:25:26.160
<v Speaker 1>they're not even there like that?

1:25:26.240 --> 1:25:28.639
<v Speaker 3>I just don't understand that part of it at all.

1:25:28.720 --> 1:25:31.240
<v Speaker 2>I know, I wonder if it's just I mean, he

1:25:31.400 --> 1:25:34.760
<v Speaker 2>was so iconic like yeah, well yeah, and he was

1:25:34.880 --> 1:25:36.880
<v Speaker 2>childlike I get into it a little bit more.

1:25:37.240 --> 1:25:40.080
<v Speaker 1>But so Brett Barnes, one of the boys who was there,

1:25:40.120 --> 1:25:43.599
<v Speaker 1>like told the TV station like at some point after

1:25:43.680 --> 1:25:47.400
<v Speaker 1>there was when there was investigation later, it's a huge bed.

1:25:47.479 --> 1:25:49.360
<v Speaker 1>We all sleep in the bed. But it's a huge bed,

1:25:49.439 --> 1:25:51.080
<v Speaker 1>you know, Like it was no big deal. We all

1:25:51.120 --> 1:25:55.240
<v Speaker 1>would sleep in it together. And so then at the

1:25:55.360 --> 1:25:57.479
<v Speaker 1>end of that same march, he took the whole family

1:25:57.520 --> 1:26:00.240
<v Speaker 1>in a private jet to Vegas, Jordan's whole family. So

1:26:00.320 --> 1:26:03.200
<v Speaker 1>there was just a lot of time being spent and

1:26:03.280 --> 1:26:06.160
<v Speaker 1>that Jordan and Michael shared a bed while his mother

1:26:06.240 --> 1:26:08.880
<v Speaker 1>and sister slept in another room in the suite in Vegas.

1:26:09.479 --> 1:26:11.840
<v Speaker 1>And when they wanted to sleep together the next night,

1:26:11.880 --> 1:26:14.599
<v Speaker 1>the mother objected and it's like, oh, now you're suddenly

1:26:14.720 --> 1:26:18.200
<v Speaker 1>interested in doing this, like he's already stayed at Neverland

1:26:18.240 --> 1:26:20.200
<v Speaker 1>for four days, like it's just crazy. Like now the

1:26:20.200 --> 1:26:22.559
<v Speaker 1>mom's like, no, actually, I don't think so. And they

1:26:22.600 --> 1:26:25.519
<v Speaker 1>got into like a little like skirmish, her and Michael Jackson,

1:26:25.960 --> 1:26:28.759
<v Speaker 1>and he said to her, this is about being a family,

1:26:28.840 --> 1:26:31.800
<v Speaker 1>not making judgments. Why don't you trust me if we're

1:26:31.840 --> 1:26:33.840
<v Speaker 1>a family You've got to think of me as a brother.

1:26:34.200 --> 1:26:36.280
<v Speaker 1>Why make me feel so bad. This is a bond.

1:26:36.320 --> 1:26:40.519
<v Speaker 1>It's not about sex. This is something special. End of quote.

1:26:41.400 --> 1:26:42.920
<v Speaker 3>And that was like good enough.

1:26:43.040 --> 1:26:45.800
<v Speaker 1>Basically at the end, he said, I'll let Jordan sleep

1:26:45.840 --> 1:26:47.760
<v Speaker 1>wherever Jordan wants to sleep, and Jordan wanted to sleep

1:26:47.760 --> 1:26:49.280
<v Speaker 1>with him, and so she goes, all right, good enough

1:26:49.280 --> 1:26:52.400
<v Speaker 1>for me, and the mom just said, like, yeah, let's

1:26:52.560 --> 1:26:54.320
<v Speaker 1>let my thirteen year old son share a bed with

1:26:54.320 --> 1:26:56.240
<v Speaker 1>a thirty five four year old man, which is what

1:26:56.320 --> 1:26:58.360
<v Speaker 1>happened for the next three months. They shared a bed

1:26:58.439 --> 1:27:02.360
<v Speaker 1>almost every single night for three months, and then Michael

1:27:02.600 --> 1:27:05.439
<v Speaker 1>moved in with their family in their modest little house

1:27:05.479 --> 1:27:08.080
<v Speaker 1>in Santa Monica Canyon, which is kind of like near

1:27:08.120 --> 1:27:11.000
<v Speaker 1>the Palisades, and then he would just chill at their

1:27:11.000 --> 1:27:13.360
<v Speaker 1>house while Jordan went to school all day, like waiting

1:27:13.400 --> 1:27:15.520
<v Speaker 1>for him to come home wild.

1:27:15.880 --> 1:27:17.120
<v Speaker 3>So I guess, I guess.

1:27:17.160 --> 1:27:19.920
<v Speaker 1>Actually, up until this point, the Vegas of it, all

1:27:20.040 --> 1:27:21.880
<v Speaker 1>the four days that the Neverland Ranch, none of the

1:27:21.880 --> 1:27:25.160
<v Speaker 1>touching had started yet with Jordan. In April of that year,

1:27:25.320 --> 1:27:29.280
<v Speaker 1>it starts. It starts at Neverland, and I wonder was

1:27:29.320 --> 1:27:31.639
<v Speaker 1>he trying not to do it? And he was holding

1:27:31.760 --> 1:27:34.599
<v Speaker 1>back the stuff. I think he was working his way

1:27:34.680 --> 1:27:36.400
<v Speaker 1>up to getting him to sleep in the room with him,

1:27:36.439 --> 1:27:37.639
<v Speaker 1>because now that they're at never.

1:27:37.520 --> 1:27:39.200
<v Speaker 3>Look they slept for three months together.

1:27:39.720 --> 1:27:41.960
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I'm sorry that this is what happens

1:27:42.160 --> 1:27:44.880
<v Speaker 1>from the end of from April on. But now I'm

1:27:44.880 --> 1:27:46.920
<v Speaker 1>talking about April, like the beginning of April. So I

1:27:46.920 --> 1:27:49.040
<v Speaker 1>think what happened in the order of operations is like

1:27:49.400 --> 1:27:52.960
<v Speaker 1>all of March, he spends whining and dining the family,

1:27:53.479 --> 1:27:55.280
<v Speaker 1>working his way up to letting him sleep in the

1:27:55.280 --> 1:27:57.479
<v Speaker 1>bed with him. And now it's April and this begins

1:27:57.520 --> 1:27:59.960
<v Speaker 1>the three months. And this is also when the sexual,

1:28:00.080 --> 1:28:01.680
<v Speaker 1>well a touching starts.

1:28:01.760 --> 1:28:03.800
<v Speaker 3>Got it in thee at Neverland.

1:28:03.880 --> 1:28:06.240
<v Speaker 2>But can you imagine outside of the molasting, but can

1:28:06.240 --> 1:28:08.960
<v Speaker 2>you imagine, like Michael Jackson is staying at your house?

1:28:10.439 --> 1:28:12.439
<v Speaker 3>I mean, how do you say, I don't like? What

1:28:12.479 --> 1:28:12.960
<v Speaker 3>do you do?

1:28:13.240 --> 1:28:13.360
<v Speaker 1>Like?

1:28:13.479 --> 1:28:16.320
<v Speaker 2>I That's just such a wild concept to me. I'm

1:28:16.360 --> 1:28:18.360
<v Speaker 2>thinking like if it was someone now, like if Rihanna

1:28:18.479 --> 1:28:19.760
<v Speaker 2>was like, hey, can I crash with you?

1:28:19.840 --> 1:28:21.240
<v Speaker 3>And you're no? And what's Yeah?

1:28:21.360 --> 1:28:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Our wild is like at Neverland, he's got a staff

1:28:23.920 --> 1:28:26.400
<v Speaker 1>of fifty plus people that are waiting on him twenty

1:28:26.439 --> 1:28:29.719
<v Speaker 1>four to seven, like food, chefs, you know, like everything.

1:28:29.760 --> 1:28:31.760
<v Speaker 1>So it's like, why would you even leave all that

1:28:31.920 --> 1:28:33.840
<v Speaker 1>to go? But I think it was like part of

1:28:33.840 --> 1:28:35.640
<v Speaker 1>his grooming and part of the like we're part of

1:28:35.640 --> 1:28:38.439
<v Speaker 1>a family. See I come stay with you like I'm

1:28:38.479 --> 1:28:40.320
<v Speaker 1>on your turf now, you know what I mean? Like

1:28:40.360 --> 1:28:42.760
<v Speaker 1>I think that must be must kind of a part

1:28:42.760 --> 1:28:43.080
<v Speaker 1>of it.

1:28:43.479 --> 1:28:47.280
<v Speaker 2>So diabolical because this whole thing about Michael Jackson is

1:28:47.320 --> 1:28:49.960
<v Speaker 2>like he's abused, and he's innocent, and he's.

1:28:49.880 --> 1:28:51.479
<v Speaker 3>Just like a childlike character.

1:28:52.240 --> 1:28:54.200
<v Speaker 2>But then when you get to it, this is like

1:28:54.240 --> 1:28:57.960
<v Speaker 2>a diabolical, evil, planned, fucking pedophile.

1:28:58.160 --> 1:29:01.200
<v Speaker 1>No, and there's parts later where he as kids parents

1:29:01.240 --> 1:29:02.720
<v Speaker 1>like can they come with me or stay with me

1:29:02.840 --> 1:29:04.280
<v Speaker 1>or come on tour with me for a while, And

1:29:04.280 --> 1:29:06.280
<v Speaker 1>the parents will say no, and then Michael will say

1:29:06.280 --> 1:29:08.320
<v Speaker 1>something like well I always get what I want, so

1:29:08.680 --> 1:29:12.040
<v Speaker 1>just so you know, like it's gonna happen. Like so it's, yeah,

1:29:12.040 --> 1:29:14.120
<v Speaker 1>you're right, like he's we do see him as this

1:29:14.200 --> 1:29:19.120
<v Speaker 1>childlike person, but he is quite diabolical. So whenever they're

1:29:19.120 --> 1:29:21.320
<v Speaker 1>at the ranch now, Jordan stays with Michael and his

1:29:21.400 --> 1:29:23.240
<v Speaker 1>mother and sister are still there, but they're in the

1:29:23.240 --> 1:29:26.120
<v Speaker 1>guest house. But both of those buildings are very far

1:29:26.160 --> 1:29:28.639
<v Speaker 1>apart from each other. They're locked at night, and they're

1:29:28.640 --> 1:29:31.439
<v Speaker 1>heavily patrolled by security, So like, even if the mom

1:29:31.479 --> 1:29:33.360
<v Speaker 1>got like a feeling in the middle of the night,

1:29:33.439 --> 1:29:35.200
<v Speaker 1>she couldn't go over and like see what her son

1:29:35.240 --> 1:29:37.320
<v Speaker 1>was up to because he's locked in a building with

1:29:37.360 --> 1:29:42.240
<v Speaker 1>a thirty four year old man and very very the

1:29:42.280 --> 1:29:46.120
<v Speaker 1>Treasure Room, Michael's bedroom is connected by a secret staircase

1:29:46.160 --> 1:29:48.800
<v Speaker 1>to a special guest room called the Shirley Temple Room.

1:29:49.360 --> 1:29:49.839
<v Speaker 3>Yikes.

1:29:51.240 --> 1:29:53.240
<v Speaker 1>Former employees of the ranch said that a lot of

1:29:53.240 --> 1:29:55.320
<v Speaker 1>boys were invited to sleep in the Shirley Temple Room

1:29:55.560 --> 1:29:57.880
<v Speaker 1>and that they would often find the bed untouched when

1:29:57.880 --> 1:29:58.719
<v Speaker 1>they got in there.

1:29:58.840 --> 1:30:01.559
<v Speaker 3>So I don't know that that's like they're just not sleeping.

1:30:01.600 --> 1:30:03.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's happening, And that he was so

1:30:04.160 --> 1:30:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson was so serious about privacy that the floor

1:30:07.040 --> 1:30:09.760
<v Speaker 1>outside his bedroom was wired so that whenever anyone would

1:30:09.800 --> 1:30:11.720
<v Speaker 1>come within five feet of the entrance, there would be

1:30:11.760 --> 1:30:17.679
<v Speaker 1>like ringing ding dong noises. So very paranoid, but also

1:30:18.160 --> 1:30:21.840
<v Speaker 1>definitely you're doing something wrong. And what I read was

1:30:21.880 --> 1:30:24.479
<v Speaker 1>that what His plan was basically was he would have

1:30:24.520 --> 1:30:26.720
<v Speaker 1>these kids over and he would assault them with like

1:30:27.439 --> 1:30:30.519
<v Speaker 1>loud music, bright lights, like all kinds of shit, and

1:30:30.520 --> 1:30:32.320
<v Speaker 1>then sometimes he would just molest them and hope that

1:30:32.360 --> 1:30:34.960
<v Speaker 1>they would be almost too distracted by the other stuff

1:30:34.960 --> 1:30:37.519
<v Speaker 1>that was going on to even notice that they were

1:30:37.560 --> 1:30:41.520
<v Speaker 1>being molested, because it was like huge, crazy party vibes.

1:30:41.200 --> 1:30:43.000
<v Speaker 3>And all this stuff while he was molesting them.

1:30:44.000 --> 1:30:48.439
<v Speaker 1>But Jordan said that Michael began like it started with

1:30:48.479 --> 1:30:51.680
<v Speaker 1>Michael rubbing up against him and eventually kissing him, and

1:30:51.720 --> 1:30:54.400
<v Speaker 1>that like Michael is now taking Jordan and his family

1:30:54.400 --> 1:30:57.439
<v Speaker 1>on trips all over the world. They're photographed together a ton.

1:30:58.360 --> 1:31:00.880
<v Speaker 1>The kid is so cute too, Jordan, and then the

1:31:01.160 --> 1:31:03.680
<v Speaker 1>kid is dressing just like Michael Jackson, like when they're

1:31:03.720 --> 1:31:06.439
<v Speaker 1>on tour together, he's dressing like Michael Jackson, the hat,

1:31:06.479 --> 1:31:09.920
<v Speaker 1>the glove, like the full thing. On a trip to

1:31:10.040 --> 1:31:13.839
<v Speaker 1>Monaco with the family, shit gets even sketchier. Michael starts

1:31:14.040 --> 1:31:18.120
<v Speaker 1>orally copulating the boy, masturbating him, et cetera. And Jackson

1:31:18.240 --> 1:31:21.000
<v Speaker 1>told Jordan, if you tell anyone, we'll both get in

1:31:21.040 --> 1:31:24.080
<v Speaker 1>trouble and you're gonna go to Juvie so that you

1:31:24.080 --> 1:31:27.000
<v Speaker 1>know was explains why he's like also not telling people.

1:31:27.120 --> 1:31:30.840
<v Speaker 1>But and so the does this family still own the

1:31:30.880 --> 1:31:34.200
<v Speaker 1>Wreckord car Rental? Oh so let me just explain the

1:31:34.240 --> 1:31:37.920
<v Speaker 1>family again. Okay, So to explain the family dynamic really quickly.

1:31:38.000 --> 1:31:41.040
<v Speaker 1>Jordan's mother is named June Chandler. She's like a former model.

1:31:41.280 --> 1:31:43.559
<v Speaker 1>She was married to Evan Chandler, who is his father.

1:31:43.640 --> 1:31:46.560
<v Speaker 1>Jordan's father, the Beverly Hills dentist slash screenwriter.

1:31:46.840 --> 1:31:47.479
<v Speaker 3>They divorced.

1:31:47.520 --> 1:31:49.920
<v Speaker 1>She married the wreck the rent direct guy. They're a

1:31:50.000 --> 1:31:56.479
<v Speaker 1>strange now, Okay. So, so Jordan's dad is the dentist

1:31:56.520 --> 1:32:00.000
<v Speaker 1>screenwriter and he was kind of originally jazzed about this relationship,

1:32:00.160 --> 1:32:02.280
<v Speaker 1>kind of thought it would maybe help him be able

1:32:02.320 --> 1:32:03.960
<v Speaker 1>to like get into movies and get some of his

1:32:04.040 --> 1:32:06.640
<v Speaker 1>movies made. But then he actually seems like one of

1:32:06.640 --> 1:32:09.280
<v Speaker 1>the only parents that has like a fucking piece of

1:32:09.320 --> 1:32:12.320
<v Speaker 1>intuition in his body because he saw his son and

1:32:12.439 --> 1:32:14.840
<v Speaker 1>Jackson together and just like the vibe between them got

1:32:14.920 --> 1:32:18.519
<v Speaker 1>him suspicious, and he could tell that Michael Jackson was

1:32:18.560 --> 1:32:20.559
<v Speaker 1>trying to play the parents off of each other, Like

1:32:20.920 --> 1:32:23.479
<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson and Jordan would talk shit about the mom

1:32:23.560 --> 1:32:26.000
<v Speaker 1>to him, and he's like, I don't really want to

1:32:26.360 --> 1:32:28.920
<v Speaker 1>destroy the full family dynamic that we have of like

1:32:29.439 --> 1:32:32.800
<v Speaker 1>you know, co parenting, even though we're divorced. And he

1:32:32.960 --> 1:32:35.000
<v Speaker 1>thought if he he thought Michael Jackson was doing that

1:32:35.080 --> 1:32:37.000
<v Speaker 1>so that he could basically have Jordan to himself, like

1:32:37.080 --> 1:32:38.840
<v Speaker 1>break his home so that he can just come with

1:32:38.880 --> 1:32:44.040
<v Speaker 1>me or whatever. So Evan Chandler gets a lawyer and

1:32:44.080 --> 1:32:46.320
<v Speaker 1>demands to see his son, who he starts to see

1:32:46.400 --> 1:32:50.080
<v Speaker 1>less and less of. And then mj gets his lawyers

1:32:50.120 --> 1:32:53.519
<v Speaker 1>to represent the mom, and they're like these huge bulldog lawyers,

1:32:53.520 --> 1:32:55.920
<v Speaker 1>like huge LA attorneys, And it's like, if this is

1:32:55.960 --> 1:32:58.160
<v Speaker 1>such an innocent relationship, why do you need these huge,

1:32:58.160 --> 1:33:03.800
<v Speaker 1>big gun lawyers involved. And then Jordan's dad eventually told

1:33:03.840 --> 1:33:06.719
<v Speaker 1>the lawyers what he wanted, which was twenty million dollars

1:33:06.720 --> 1:33:08.400
<v Speaker 1>from Jackson, but he said he wanted it in a

1:33:08.479 --> 1:33:11.040
<v Speaker 1>trust for Jordan that only Jordan could use.

1:33:11.680 --> 1:33:13.800
<v Speaker 3>So that makes me sort of feel like the dad

1:33:13.800 --> 1:33:14.880
<v Speaker 3>has good intentions if.

1:33:14.760 --> 1:33:17.080
<v Speaker 1>It's like he wants he thinks his son's being molested,

1:33:17.120 --> 1:33:18.960
<v Speaker 1>he wants he doesn't want to put him through a trial.

1:33:19.000 --> 1:33:20.880
<v Speaker 3>He wants Jackson punished and kept away from him.

1:33:20.880 --> 1:33:23.240
<v Speaker 1>So he's like if I can punish him monetarily, maybe

1:33:23.240 --> 1:33:25.960
<v Speaker 1>he'll stop doing this to other kids, and this money

1:33:25.960 --> 1:33:28.919
<v Speaker 1>will just go towards, you know, Jordan's therapy and college

1:33:28.960 --> 1:33:30.320
<v Speaker 1>and whatever the rest of his life.

1:33:30.520 --> 1:33:32.120
<v Speaker 3>The lawyers refuse this offer.

1:33:32.680 --> 1:33:34.800
<v Speaker 1>Then there was all this custody push and pull with

1:33:34.880 --> 1:33:38.360
<v Speaker 1>him and his wife, and Jordan finally admitted the sexual

1:33:38.360 --> 1:33:40.760
<v Speaker 1>abuse to a psychiatrist that his dad brought him to.

1:33:40.880 --> 1:33:42.800
<v Speaker 3>Who like, because before that he was denying it.

1:33:43.120 --> 1:33:44.799
<v Speaker 1>Obviously he thought he was going to go to juvenile

1:33:44.840 --> 1:33:47.080
<v Speaker 1>hall and that everybody would get in trouble.

1:33:47.120 --> 1:33:49.960
<v Speaker 3>And so his dad brought him to this psychiatrist.

1:33:49.360 --> 1:33:54.040
<v Speaker 1>And he disclosed, and so now the psychiatrist legally has

1:33:54.120 --> 1:33:57.280
<v Speaker 1>to report it. So now it becomes a huge media story.

1:33:57.280 --> 1:33:59.320
<v Speaker 1>That's how it hits the fan. And the dad had

1:33:59.360 --> 1:34:02.559
<v Speaker 1>kept threatened to go public, but the lawyers were like,

1:34:02.880 --> 1:34:04.479
<v Speaker 1>we can work this out, and we're like trying to

1:34:04.479 --> 1:34:06.640
<v Speaker 1>make a deal. But they think that the dad just

1:34:06.640 --> 1:34:08.920
<v Speaker 1>bringing him to the psychiatrist was the dad's way of

1:34:08.960 --> 1:34:12.160
<v Speaker 1>going public without throwing his own press conference, because he

1:34:12.240 --> 1:34:15.920
<v Speaker 1>knew that the psychiatrist would have to like report, So

1:34:16.680 --> 1:34:18.519
<v Speaker 1>Jordan at that point did not want to go back

1:34:18.520 --> 1:34:20.880
<v Speaker 1>to his mom, because he realized that his mom was

1:34:20.960 --> 1:34:23.720
<v Speaker 1>in it for the glam of it all, like all

1:34:23.800 --> 1:34:26.400
<v Speaker 1>the gifts and the jet setting and like, oh, Michael

1:34:26.439 --> 1:34:29.880
<v Speaker 1>Jackson's a closed family friend of mine, you know, And

1:34:30.000 --> 1:34:33.360
<v Speaker 1>Jordan was afraid that she would bring him back to Jackson.

1:34:33.600 --> 1:34:37.920
<v Speaker 1>So when the authorities told June what Jordan said about Jackson,

1:34:37.960 --> 1:34:40.760
<v Speaker 1>there's so many jays, she reportedly broke down and said

1:34:40.800 --> 1:34:41.679
<v Speaker 1>she couldn't believe.

1:34:41.479 --> 1:34:45.320
<v Speaker 3>How stupid she had been. So, you know, I don't know,

1:34:45.360 --> 1:34:46.400
<v Speaker 3>it is pretty stupid.

1:34:46.800 --> 1:34:51.719
<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson's lawyer, Anthony Pelicano, is this bulldog like dirty

1:34:51.720 --> 1:34:55.880
<v Speaker 1>fighting lawyer who actually is also a screenwriter on the side,

1:34:55.880 --> 1:34:58.599
<v Speaker 1>of course, because who isn't in this fucking town. And

1:34:58.680 --> 1:35:02.080
<v Speaker 1>he says, quote, if it's a thirty five year old pedophile,

1:35:02.160 --> 1:35:04.479
<v Speaker 1>then it's obvious why he's sleeping with little boys. But

1:35:04.520 --> 1:35:06.759
<v Speaker 1>if it's Michael Jackson, it doesn't mean anything.

1:35:07.160 --> 1:35:07.720
<v Speaker 3>You couldn't say.

1:35:07.720 --> 1:35:10.760
<v Speaker 1>It's strange, it's inappropriate, it's weird. You can use all

1:35:10.760 --> 1:35:11.920
<v Speaker 1>the adjectives you want to.

1:35:12.000 --> 1:35:15.720
<v Speaker 3>But is it criminal no? Is it immoral? No? So

1:35:15.840 --> 1:35:16.400
<v Speaker 3>don't worry.

1:35:16.600 --> 1:35:21.400
<v Speaker 1>Like his lawyer is also a complete like delusional psycho, so.

1:35:21.400 --> 1:35:23.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like everybody thinks, oh, this is not a big deal.

1:35:23.800 --> 1:35:26.760
<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson is a child and never had a childhood,

1:35:26.760 --> 1:35:29.679
<v Speaker 1>and so that's why he is just having these friendly

1:35:29.680 --> 1:35:32.120
<v Speaker 1>sleepovers with it. And I have to admit I before

1:35:32.160 --> 1:35:35.240
<v Speaker 1>I saw it leaving Neverland, I was almost a Michael

1:35:35.320 --> 1:35:37.600
<v Speaker 1>Jackson apologist. I was kind of like, I don't know,

1:35:37.640 --> 1:35:39.360
<v Speaker 1>I think maybe he just sleeps in bed with these

1:35:39.439 --> 1:35:41.960
<v Speaker 1>kids and is weird, but like doesn't actually touch them.

1:35:42.040 --> 1:35:42.200
<v Speaker 3>You know.

1:35:42.280 --> 1:35:44.479
<v Speaker 1>I really kind of thought I think I was trying

1:35:44.520 --> 1:35:46.799
<v Speaker 1>to like excuse how much I like his music.

1:35:46.880 --> 1:35:48.760
<v Speaker 3>But then after I saw Leaving Neverland, I was like,

1:35:48.800 --> 1:35:49.320
<v Speaker 3>I'm sold.

1:35:50.080 --> 1:35:52.960
<v Speaker 2>Well because also, all right, let's take the King of

1:35:53.040 --> 1:35:56.160
<v Speaker 2>Pop part of way to permit if you found out

1:35:56.200 --> 1:35:58.160
<v Speaker 2>a thirty five year old was sleeping in a bed

1:35:58.160 --> 1:36:01.280
<v Speaker 2>with a thirteen year old, you would ever be like, oh,

1:36:01.280 --> 1:36:04.679
<v Speaker 2>they're just sleeping together and they're not touching. It's yeah,

1:36:04.760 --> 1:36:08.000
<v Speaker 2>you know, it's it's a fucked up thing. Whether there's

1:36:08.960 --> 1:36:12.640
<v Speaker 2>like a boundary cruster, you just why do you go

1:36:12.680 --> 1:36:14.559
<v Speaker 2>to therapy or the King of Pop like you don't

1:36:15.000 --> 1:36:17.639
<v Speaker 2>like you don't bring a little child into your.

1:36:17.600 --> 1:36:25.559
<v Speaker 1>Bad Yeah, so obviously as what happens In this episode

1:36:25.600 --> 1:36:29.000
<v Speaker 1>of SVU, the defense paints the father, Evan, as an extortionist,

1:36:29.040 --> 1:36:31.840
<v Speaker 1>just a jealous father trying to get money. And the

1:36:31.880 --> 1:36:36.759
<v Speaker 1>police do do a raid on Neverland Ranch and Jackson's

1:36:36.840 --> 1:36:40.080
<v Speaker 1>La condo. They find no incriminating evidence. I mean, he's

1:36:40.080 --> 1:36:42.200
<v Speaker 1>got a staff of fifty five people. I'm sure like

1:36:42.280 --> 1:36:45.759
<v Speaker 1>everything's getting washed immediately. I don't think there's stray hairs

1:36:45.800 --> 1:36:47.479
<v Speaker 1>and seamen lying around, you know what I mean, I

1:36:47.520 --> 1:36:49.400
<v Speaker 1>don't know what. The only evidence I feel like you

1:36:49.400 --> 1:36:52.160
<v Speaker 1>would find in a situation like this would be photographs

1:36:52.200 --> 1:36:52.639
<v Speaker 1>or video.

1:36:53.560 --> 1:36:54.639
<v Speaker 3>But they didn't find anything.

1:36:54.800 --> 1:36:58.520
<v Speaker 1>And Jordan Chandler did give a police description of Jackson's

1:36:58.560 --> 1:37:01.240
<v Speaker 1>genitals and a strip search was made and the jurors

1:37:01.240 --> 1:37:03.920
<v Speaker 1>felt the description was not a match. Don't have any

1:37:03.920 --> 1:37:06.720
<v Speaker 1>more info on that, but they did use this bit

1:37:06.800 --> 1:37:10.120
<v Speaker 1>in the SVU episode as well. And then in January

1:37:10.120 --> 1:37:12.759
<v Speaker 1>of nineteen ninety four, Jackson did settle with the Chandler

1:37:12.800 --> 1:37:15.320
<v Speaker 1>family out of court for reported some of twenty three

1:37:15.320 --> 1:37:20.040
<v Speaker 1>million dollars. So I guess I hope Jordan Chandler is, like,

1:37:20.280 --> 1:37:23.800
<v Speaker 1>you know, finding some kind of peace in his life and.

1:37:23.840 --> 1:37:26.639
<v Speaker 2>Well, because I'm also thinking with Neverland ranch, like I'm

1:37:26.680 --> 1:37:29.759
<v Speaker 2>sure there's hidden doors and basements and like a book

1:37:29.760 --> 1:37:32.400
<v Speaker 2>that you press and it opens something else. And I

1:37:32.520 --> 1:37:36.639
<v Speaker 2>wonder what how warrants work? And do you get how

1:37:36.680 --> 1:37:39.000
<v Speaker 2>the house has made architecture plans? Like how do you

1:37:39.120 --> 1:37:40.519
<v Speaker 2>enter secret passages in.

1:37:40.479 --> 1:37:41.680
<v Speaker 3>A home like that?

1:37:42.320 --> 1:37:44.640
<v Speaker 1>And it also seems like it would take days and

1:37:44.720 --> 1:37:47.560
<v Speaker 1>days and days. It's this massive, sprawling ranch like I

1:37:47.600 --> 1:37:48.080
<v Speaker 1>don't even know.

1:37:48.640 --> 1:37:51.280
<v Speaker 2>Or he can have other buildings not in his name

1:37:51.439 --> 1:37:54.640
<v Speaker 2>where he holds stuff like the amount of resources this

1:37:54.680 --> 1:37:56.920
<v Speaker 2>person has to hide any evidences.

1:37:57.120 --> 1:37:59.479
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he could literally have the evidence floating in a

1:37:59.520 --> 1:38:01.760
<v Speaker 1>helicopter above his house twenty four hours a day, like

1:38:01.800 --> 1:38:03.080
<v Speaker 1>he has so much fucking money.

1:38:03.520 --> 1:38:04.920
<v Speaker 3>But that would be the opposite.

1:38:04.920 --> 1:38:07.800
<v Speaker 2>That would be loud and obvious, that would not hide

1:38:07.880 --> 1:38:09.040
<v Speaker 2>the pedophilia.

1:38:09.160 --> 1:38:11.160
<v Speaker 3>That would be like they'd be back. But can you

1:38:11.160 --> 1:38:13.479
<v Speaker 3>get a warrant for a helicopter, Liza? That's the question.

1:38:15.600 --> 1:38:18.800
<v Speaker 1>So in nineteen ninety four, prosecutors announced that they're not

1:38:18.840 --> 1:38:22.799
<v Speaker 1>filing criminal charges against Jackson involving three different boys because

1:38:23.120 --> 1:38:26.719
<v Speaker 1>quote the primary alleged victim end quote declined to testify,

1:38:26.720 --> 1:38:29.720
<v Speaker 1>which is presumably Jordan, and the state closed its investigation

1:38:30.200 --> 1:38:33.759
<v Speaker 1>in September of nineteen ninety four. At that time, Michael's

1:38:33.760 --> 1:38:37.360
<v Speaker 1>sister LaToya, who was estranged from the family at the time,

1:38:37.880 --> 1:38:40.519
<v Speaker 1>said quote, Michael is my brother. I love him a

1:38:40.520 --> 1:38:42.800
<v Speaker 1>great deal, but I cannot and will not be a

1:38:42.840 --> 1:38:47.400
<v Speaker 1>silent collaborator of his crimes against small, innocent children. If

1:38:47.400 --> 1:38:50.120
<v Speaker 1>I remain silent, then it means I fuel the guilt

1:38:50.160 --> 1:38:52.400
<v Speaker 1>and humiliation these children are feeling, and I think it's

1:38:52.479 --> 1:38:56.040
<v Speaker 1>very wrong and end quote. She claims that she saw

1:38:56.160 --> 1:38:58.920
<v Speaker 1>large checks made out to the families of Michael's alleged victims,

1:38:58.960 --> 1:39:01.760
<v Speaker 1>suggesting he was trying to buy silence. She also said

1:39:01.760 --> 1:39:04.280
<v Speaker 1>that she's a victim of sexual abuse and therefore understood

1:39:04.280 --> 1:39:08.000
<v Speaker 1>these children's pain, and later she recanted this entire statement,

1:39:08.040 --> 1:39:10.040
<v Speaker 1>saying that her abusive husband made her say it for

1:39:10.080 --> 1:39:12.320
<v Speaker 1>money because she was getting money for interviews at the time.

1:39:12.520 --> 1:39:14.799
<v Speaker 3>So who fucking knows what this family?

1:39:15.120 --> 1:39:18.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, but I forgot where I was watching this

1:39:18.160 --> 1:39:21.360
<v Speaker 2>or what was happening with LaToya, but they it's it

1:39:21.400 --> 1:39:23.479
<v Speaker 2>reminds me of the episode because of the spin thing

1:39:23.520 --> 1:39:26.240
<v Speaker 2>where they made LaToya be like the crazy one, like

1:39:26.320 --> 1:39:31.240
<v Speaker 2>fuck LaToya. But now decades later, LaToya was the one

1:39:31.280 --> 1:39:35.280
<v Speaker 2>that was speaking the truth. Yeah, there's a reason she

1:39:35.439 --> 1:39:38.479
<v Speaker 2>was like this shunned lunatic and.

1:39:38.520 --> 1:39:39.719
<v Speaker 3>She's Rue Paul's favorite.

1:39:40.080 --> 1:39:42.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and this is the spin that they do, like,

1:39:42.560 --> 1:39:45.840
<v Speaker 1>oh they're crazy, and it's like okay, well time will tell,

1:39:45.880 --> 1:39:50.880
<v Speaker 1>and she wasn't right right, And around this time, Michael

1:39:50.960 --> 1:39:54.360
<v Speaker 1>Jackson also marries Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of Elvis Presley,

1:39:54.400 --> 1:39:57.080
<v Speaker 1>which was a full publicity stunt to draw attention away

1:39:57.080 --> 1:39:59.640
<v Speaker 1>from the allegations and to make him seem like a

1:39:59.720 --> 1:40:01.799
<v Speaker 1>head of a sexual man that likes.

1:40:01.640 --> 1:40:04.480
<v Speaker 3>Women, and you know, even though he really.

1:40:04.240 --> 1:40:07.519
<v Speaker 1>Had like no relationships with women, much like he had

1:40:07.520 --> 1:40:10.360
<v Speaker 1>been on like four dates in his life with women apparently.

1:40:10.400 --> 1:40:12.640
<v Speaker 1>One was Brooke Shields to an award show. One was

1:40:12.720 --> 1:40:14.640
<v Speaker 1>Madonna to an award show. And these were kind of

1:40:15.000 --> 1:40:17.439
<v Speaker 1>publicity stunts. And it's tough because, you know, a lot

1:40:17.439 --> 1:40:20.400
<v Speaker 1>of people conflate being gay with being a pedophile, which

1:40:20.439 --> 1:40:24.799
<v Speaker 1>is completely egregious and disgusting because they're completely two separate things.

1:40:25.280 --> 1:40:27.679
<v Speaker 1>And it's just another example of how insidious these cover

1:40:27.800 --> 1:40:29.800
<v Speaker 1>ups can be because people are just like, oh, look,

1:40:29.840 --> 1:40:32.200
<v Speaker 1>he couldn't be a pedophile. He's with a woman, and

1:40:32.240 --> 1:40:35.200
<v Speaker 1>it's like, no, I think history has taught us that

1:40:35.200 --> 1:40:36.400
<v Speaker 1>that's very untrue.

1:40:37.120 --> 1:40:39.280
<v Speaker 2>But they don't say bad things about it. I mean

1:40:39.280 --> 1:40:41.479
<v Speaker 2>Brooks Shields talks about it like they dated. Maybe the

1:40:41.520 --> 1:40:43.320
<v Speaker 2>contract's still enacted.

1:40:43.080 --> 1:40:46.200
<v Speaker 3>Like yah, yeah, who No, I don't know, but I.

1:40:46.200 --> 1:40:49.000
<v Speaker 2>Remember that kissed with Lisa Marie Presley at the VMA's

1:40:49.320 --> 1:40:52.320
<v Speaker 2>Think or Grammys, and it was hard to watch.

1:40:52.439 --> 1:40:56.080
<v Speaker 1>It was hard to watch for sure, and a lot

1:40:56.160 --> 1:40:59.040
<v Speaker 1>of people thought, Oh, Michael Jackson never had a childhood,

1:40:59.080 --> 1:41:00.599
<v Speaker 1>that's why he loves being a child.

1:41:00.720 --> 1:41:01.759
<v Speaker 3>But a woman.

1:41:01.840 --> 1:41:04.479
<v Speaker 1>So this article I read said a woman who observed

1:41:04.560 --> 1:41:07.400
<v Speaker 1>him closely during the early years disagreed. I don't know

1:41:07.400 --> 1:41:11.680
<v Speaker 1>what that means. Someone who somehow was connected to him said, quote.

1:41:11.360 --> 1:41:12.920
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm going to be for Halloween. I'm going

1:41:12.960 --> 1:41:14.760
<v Speaker 2>to be a woman who observed him closely during the

1:41:14.760 --> 1:41:15.320
<v Speaker 2>early years.

1:41:18.000 --> 1:41:21.200
<v Speaker 1>Well, this woman said, quote, he loves childhood because he

1:41:21.280 --> 1:41:23.559
<v Speaker 1>was a child star he loves to remember it.

1:41:23.680 --> 1:41:25.760
<v Speaker 3>Michael is a narcissist in the extreme.

1:41:26.400 --> 1:41:29.280
<v Speaker 1>So there's, you know, different ways you can look at it, like, oh,

1:41:29.320 --> 1:41:31.519
<v Speaker 1>he just lives in childhood because that's kind of when

1:41:31.560 --> 1:41:34.080
<v Speaker 1>he stopped maturing. But or it could also be like, no,

1:41:34.160 --> 1:41:35.400
<v Speaker 1>that was the best time of my life and I

1:41:35.479 --> 1:41:37.960
<v Speaker 1>just want to like like relive it constantly.

1:41:38.479 --> 1:41:41.320
<v Speaker 2>Well, Also, the stardom to him was a way to

1:41:41.520 --> 1:41:43.439
<v Speaker 2>escape his abusive father too.

1:41:43.640 --> 1:41:44.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

1:41:44.320 --> 1:41:47.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was getting love from the public that he

1:41:47.479 --> 1:41:50.439
<v Speaker 1>wasn't getting from his family his father, I guess.

1:41:50.760 --> 1:41:53.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. And also his love was contingent on his stardom.

1:41:53.240 --> 1:41:55.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure his father hid him less when he was,

1:41:55.439 --> 1:41:57.679
<v Speaker 1>you know, selling albums and killing it on stage.

1:41:57.720 --> 1:41:58.400
<v Speaker 3>So who knows.

1:41:59.560 --> 1:42:03.080
<v Speaker 1>So the scandal hits about ten years later in two

1:42:03.080 --> 1:42:07.040
<v Speaker 1>thousand and three, right after the infamous Martin Basher documentary

1:42:07.080 --> 1:42:10.519
<v Speaker 1>aired called Living with Michael Jackson, which is what triggered

1:42:10.520 --> 1:42:13.080
<v Speaker 1>the next investigation. Now, I watched this when it came on,

1:42:13.200 --> 1:42:15.520
<v Speaker 1>like the night it came on, and was like completely

1:42:15.560 --> 1:42:16.639
<v Speaker 1>shocked by his behavior.

1:42:16.800 --> 1:42:17.439
<v Speaker 3>Did you watch this?

1:42:17.840 --> 1:42:20.479
<v Speaker 1>No, Oh my gosh, Like it was one of those things.

1:42:20.479 --> 1:42:21.640
<v Speaker 1>It was like two thousand and three. I feel like

1:42:21.680 --> 1:42:24.280
<v Speaker 1>everybody was like it was appointment television, like the Martin

1:42:24.280 --> 1:42:25.240
<v Speaker 1>Bascheer documentary.

1:42:25.439 --> 1:42:27.559
<v Speaker 2>Is that when he went to Vegas and when shopping

1:42:27.560 --> 1:42:29.479
<v Speaker 2>and bought a bunch of like sparkly things.

1:42:29.520 --> 1:42:30.000
<v Speaker 3>I think so.

1:42:30.080 --> 1:42:32.400
<v Speaker 1>And he's like up in a tree with Martin Basher,

1:42:32.520 --> 1:42:35.040
<v Speaker 1>Like they're up in a tree talking like it's like

1:42:35.120 --> 1:42:39.240
<v Speaker 1>you're you're I had never realized before what a child

1:42:39.320 --> 1:42:41.080
<v Speaker 1>he was, like, how he was like a child a

1:42:41.120 --> 1:42:43.720
<v Speaker 1>man child like I just never I don't know.

1:42:43.760 --> 1:42:45.519
<v Speaker 3>I liked the music videos.

1:42:45.560 --> 1:42:47.640
<v Speaker 1>I hadn't watched a ton of interviews, you know, I

1:42:47.640 --> 1:42:53.439
<v Speaker 1>didn't really know much about his personal shit. But in uh,

1:42:54.200 --> 1:42:57.600
<v Speaker 1>the documentary like was sketchy and showed other kids and

1:42:57.600 --> 1:42:58.200
<v Speaker 1>stuff like that.

1:42:58.240 --> 1:42:59.320
<v Speaker 3>And so Thomas W.

1:42:59.400 --> 1:43:01.840
<v Speaker 1>Snedd and G who was the District attorney of Santa

1:43:01.880 --> 1:43:04.880
<v Speaker 1>Barbara County who also tried to prosecute Jackson in nineteen

1:43:04.960 --> 1:43:08.360
<v Speaker 1>ninety three, formally charged Jackson with seven counts of child

1:43:08.360 --> 1:43:10.760
<v Speaker 1>molesting involving a boy who was an overnight guest at

1:43:10.800 --> 1:43:13.760
<v Speaker 1>Neverland Ranch, plus two counts of giving the boy, who

1:43:13.800 --> 1:43:17.960
<v Speaker 1>was a former cancer patient aged fourteen, an intoxicating agent

1:43:18.000 --> 1:43:22.719
<v Speaker 1>before molesting him. Now, in this case, Jackson's lawyer is Lisa.

1:43:23.640 --> 1:43:26.400
<v Speaker 3>Why did I just say, Lisa, we're leaving it in.

1:43:26.520 --> 1:43:31.280
<v Speaker 3>Look here mispronounces things too. How could I call you Lisa, Lisa?

1:43:31.840 --> 1:43:33.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm just talking so much.

1:43:33.360 --> 1:43:37.840
<v Speaker 1>In this case, Jackson's lawyer was Mark Garagos, our guy

1:43:38.240 --> 1:43:41.840
<v Speaker 1>who was at the same time representing Scott Peterson. He

1:43:41.960 --> 1:43:46.479
<v Speaker 1>is simultaneously representing the man accused for the murder of

1:43:46.520 --> 1:43:49.959
<v Speaker 1>the century with the pop star accused with child molestation

1:43:50.040 --> 1:43:53.120
<v Speaker 1>for the second time publicly. And this guy has represented

1:43:53.600 --> 1:43:56.599
<v Speaker 1>so many people, as we've talked about, like Winona Ryder,

1:43:57.680 --> 1:44:00.160
<v Speaker 1>the girl who dumped her baby, Holly Ashcraft. Now I'm

1:44:00.160 --> 1:44:01.960
<v Speaker 1>reading more about this guy. I really want to know

1:44:02.000 --> 1:44:03.759
<v Speaker 1>how that girl could afford this man.

1:44:04.160 --> 1:44:07.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, because he does suffer publicity too, right, yeah, like

1:44:07.160 --> 1:44:08.920
<v Speaker 2>he'll take a case for it. But I don't know

1:44:08.960 --> 1:44:10.320
<v Speaker 2>the Holly Ashcroft that.

1:44:10.439 --> 1:44:12.679
<v Speaker 1>She was the girl who dumped her baby. They think

1:44:12.720 --> 1:44:15.320
<v Speaker 1>twice the Skylar Fisk episode.

1:44:15.600 --> 1:44:17.240
<v Speaker 3>Oh whoa, Yeah.

1:44:16.960 --> 1:44:18.720
<v Speaker 1>So he was her lawyer and she was just like

1:44:18.720 --> 1:44:22.040
<v Speaker 1>a girl from Montana who was going to USC So

1:44:22.120 --> 1:44:24.080
<v Speaker 1>I have like no idea how she would have afforded

1:44:24.120 --> 1:44:26.080
<v Speaker 1>like one of the hottest lawyers we go.

1:44:26.800 --> 1:44:27.960
<v Speaker 3>Do you think you would talk to us? Do you

1:44:28.000 --> 1:44:31.040
<v Speaker 3>think we could try to book Mark Arragos? Oh gosh,

1:44:31.120 --> 1:44:32.439
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, And I don't know what he'd be

1:44:32.439 --> 1:44:33.880
<v Speaker 3>able to say. I don't know what he'd be able

1:44:33.920 --> 1:44:34.519
<v Speaker 3>to well.

1:44:34.600 --> 1:44:36.000
<v Speaker 2>I would like to ask him, do you think he

1:44:36.040 --> 1:44:38.639
<v Speaker 2>failed as Scott Peterson's attorney because he was too busy

1:44:38.720 --> 1:44:40.679
<v Speaker 2>doing working on Michael Jackson's well.

1:44:40.680 --> 1:44:44.200
<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson later fires him because he wants somebody that's

1:44:44.200 --> 1:44:45.720
<v Speaker 1>going to work on him full time.

1:44:45.920 --> 1:44:47.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and he took on too many cases Scott.

1:44:47.920 --> 1:44:52.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So he was originally represented by Garagos, but then

1:44:52.200 --> 1:44:54.120
<v Speaker 1>he was fired because he was too busy and he

1:44:54.120 --> 1:44:58.719
<v Speaker 1>wanted the lawyers full attention. So after posting three million

1:44:58.760 --> 1:45:02.320
<v Speaker 1>dollar bail the same day and surrendering his passport, Jackson

1:45:02.360 --> 1:45:05.000
<v Speaker 1>is allowed to go free as he awaits trial, much

1:45:05.040 --> 1:45:06.960
<v Speaker 1>like what happens in the episode. He gets bail, he

1:45:06.960 --> 1:45:11.160
<v Speaker 1>goes home, he keeps partying with kids. So he's charged

1:45:11.200 --> 1:45:13.200
<v Speaker 1>in late two thousand and three and it's not until

1:45:13.240 --> 1:45:16.800
<v Speaker 1>February two thousand and five that he stands trial. The

1:45:16.920 --> 1:45:20.200
<v Speaker 1>victim is identified as Gavin r Viso, a young man

1:45:20.240 --> 1:45:25.320
<v Speaker 1>who appeared in the Basher documentary and testifying on behalf

1:45:25.360 --> 1:45:27.800
<v Speaker 1>of Michael Jackson in the trial are Macaulay Culkin and

1:45:27.840 --> 1:45:31.120
<v Speaker 1>Wade Robeson, who is now by now a famous choreographer

1:45:31.280 --> 1:45:33.800
<v Speaker 1>who's had his own MTV show which I think was

1:45:33.880 --> 1:45:37.360
<v Speaker 1>called The Wade Robeson experiment or experience one of those,

1:45:37.680 --> 1:45:40.120
<v Speaker 1>and he'd choreographed for in Sync and Brittany, and there

1:45:40.120 --> 1:45:43.519
<v Speaker 1>were rumors that Brittany cheated on justin Timberlake with Robesin

1:45:43.600 --> 1:45:45.400
<v Speaker 1>and that that's the subject of crimea River.

1:45:45.520 --> 1:45:47.400
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you've ever read all that, Lisa.

1:45:47.760 --> 1:45:49.360
<v Speaker 3>Of course I did. Oh, okay, of course you have.

1:45:49.479 --> 1:45:51.640
<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to when I get to shock you

1:45:51.680 --> 1:45:54.599
<v Speaker 1>once in a while, it's fun. So I just did

1:45:54.680 --> 1:45:56.640
<v Speaker 1>find out that it is the Wade Robeson project that

1:45:56.760 --> 1:46:00.280
<v Speaker 1>was his. It was like a choreography MTV reality show

1:46:00.320 --> 1:46:05.479
<v Speaker 1>type thing. So our viso fourteen says on the stand

1:46:05.479 --> 1:46:09.160
<v Speaker 1>that Jackson masturbated him. His brother corroborates the story and

1:46:09.200 --> 1:46:11.280
<v Speaker 1>they say they say that Jackson gave them alcohol and

1:46:11.280 --> 1:46:15.639
<v Speaker 1>showed them pornography. The trial is a circus. It lasts

1:46:15.680 --> 1:46:18.160
<v Speaker 1>four months. There's one hundred and forty witnesses. At one point,

1:46:18.240 --> 1:46:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Jackson shows up late in pajamas at some point.

1:46:21.439 --> 1:46:23.000
<v Speaker 3>And then this is going.

1:46:22.760 --> 1:46:24.519
<v Speaker 1>To what you were talking about when you were like,

1:46:24.600 --> 1:46:26.799
<v Speaker 1>why are we following the woman about two hundred dollars

1:46:27.040 --> 1:46:28.160
<v Speaker 1>of shoplifting.

1:46:28.400 --> 1:46:30.599
<v Speaker 3>They were trying to get Gavin's mother too.

1:46:30.680 --> 1:46:33.000
<v Speaker 1>She was apparently a little bit erratic on the stand

1:46:33.040 --> 1:46:35.360
<v Speaker 1>and snapped her fingers at the jury at one point,

1:46:35.680 --> 1:46:39.879
<v Speaker 1>and she was eventually Now that she's in the limelight,

1:46:40.000 --> 1:46:42.640
<v Speaker 1>she gets busted for welfare fraud, where she's getting like

1:46:42.880 --> 1:46:45.519
<v Speaker 1>something like eight thousand dollars in welfare fraud. I don't

1:46:45.520 --> 1:46:47.320
<v Speaker 1>know what that has to do, Like that doesn't mean

1:46:47.320 --> 1:46:48.800
<v Speaker 1>that your son is well.

1:46:49.040 --> 1:46:52.000
<v Speaker 2>Welfare fraud is close more closely related, because if you're

1:46:52.000 --> 1:46:54.320
<v Speaker 2>a con artist frauding the government of money, why wouldn't

1:46:54.320 --> 1:46:55.839
<v Speaker 2>you fraud Michael Jackson with money?

1:46:56.120 --> 1:46:58.840
<v Speaker 3>Right? I think that's different than stealing clothes, But but

1:46:58.920 --> 1:47:01.599
<v Speaker 3>I think stealing much. She chose a desperation for money,

1:47:02.200 --> 1:47:02.479
<v Speaker 3>got it.

1:47:02.520 --> 1:47:04.519
<v Speaker 1>I guess you know, like you need money, so you

1:47:04.560 --> 1:47:08.400
<v Speaker 1>would do anything, including like having your granddaughter who's sick

1:47:08.560 --> 1:47:14.800
<v Speaker 1>memorize information about a pedophile. Anyway, the mom looked bad, apparently,

1:47:14.840 --> 1:47:16.360
<v Speaker 1>and that's what a lot of people said, and a

1:47:16.400 --> 1:47:18.519
<v Speaker 1>lot of people blamed on the jury were like, what

1:47:18.600 --> 1:47:20.360
<v Speaker 1>mother would let a kid sleep in bed with a

1:47:20.360 --> 1:47:23.360
<v Speaker 1>grown man, And it's like, okay, yes, that's wrong, but

1:47:23.439 --> 1:47:26.000
<v Speaker 1>also he did commit these crimes, so the mother did

1:47:26.000 --> 1:47:27.920
<v Speaker 1>get a lot of blame and in two thousand and five,

1:47:27.960 --> 1:47:29.480
<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson was acquitted.

1:47:29.120 --> 1:47:32.360
<v Speaker 3>Of all charges so terrible.

1:47:32.760 --> 1:47:35.360
<v Speaker 1>And then in two thousand and nine, Michael Jackson dies

1:47:35.960 --> 1:47:39.479
<v Speaker 1>famously doctor Conrad Murray the propofall of it all. And

1:47:39.520 --> 1:47:44.160
<v Speaker 1>then in twenty thirteen, after twenty years of publicly defending

1:47:44.200 --> 1:47:47.160
<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson, Wade Robeson tells The Daily Beast that he

1:47:47.360 --> 1:47:51.160
<v Speaker 1>was actually molested by Michael Jackson for seven years, starting

1:47:51.160 --> 1:47:54.799
<v Speaker 1>at age seven. And then two years later, in twenty fifteen,

1:47:54.920 --> 1:47:59.759
<v Speaker 1>a judge in Los Angeles Superior County Court dismisses robesons

1:47:59.760 --> 1:48:01.880
<v Speaker 1>suit against these states, saying he waited too long to

1:48:01.920 --> 1:48:06.080
<v Speaker 1>file his claim. In twenty seventeen, that sane judge dismisses

1:48:06.120 --> 1:48:09.160
<v Speaker 1>the rest of Robeson's suit filed against Michael's two companies,

1:48:09.160 --> 1:48:11.280
<v Speaker 1>saying that the two companies can't be held liable for

1:48:11.360 --> 1:48:16.280
<v Speaker 1>Jackson's behavior. And none of these judgments address whether Robeson's

1:48:16.280 --> 1:48:18.599
<v Speaker 1>accusations are credible or not. They just say you waited

1:48:18.600 --> 1:48:21.520
<v Speaker 1>too long and these companies can't be held responsible.

1:48:21.640 --> 1:48:24.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm also wondering if, since he testified on behalf of

1:48:24.800 --> 1:48:29.160
<v Speaker 2>Jackson back in the day, if that counts as like perjury.

1:48:29.600 --> 1:48:32.040
<v Speaker 1>Yes, they were like did you perjure yourself back then

1:48:32.200 --> 1:48:34.439
<v Speaker 1>or are you perjuring yourself now? Essentially there was a

1:48:34.479 --> 1:48:38.280
<v Speaker 1>lot of one like you know, back and forth about that.

1:48:38.680 --> 1:48:40.960
<v Speaker 1>And then James safe Chuck, who I mentioned at the

1:48:40.960 --> 1:48:43.240
<v Speaker 1>beginning who went on tour with Michael in the eighties,

1:48:43.400 --> 1:48:46.960
<v Speaker 1>files a similar suit against MJJ Productions in MJJ Ventures

1:48:46.960 --> 1:48:51.040
<v Speaker 1>his two companies in twenty fourteen, alleging that Jackson abused

1:48:51.120 --> 1:48:54.320
<v Speaker 1>him on quote, hundreds of occasions between nineteen eighty eight

1:48:54.320 --> 1:48:56.720
<v Speaker 1>and nineteen ninety two, and the same judge, it's the

1:48:56.760 --> 1:48:59.559
<v Speaker 1>same exact judge as in Robeson's case. He rejects safe

1:48:59.600 --> 1:49:02.240
<v Speaker 1>Chuck's suit in twenty seventeen on the same grounds that

1:49:02.240 --> 1:49:04.360
<v Speaker 1>they gave robesin like you waited too long and these

1:49:04.360 --> 1:49:08.080
<v Speaker 1>companies are not liable for his behavior. So then in

1:49:08.160 --> 1:49:11.200
<v Speaker 1>March of March third, twenty nineteen, the two part four

1:49:11.240 --> 1:49:15.799
<v Speaker 1>hour documentary Leaving Neverland begins airing on HBO. Michael Jackson's

1:49:15.920 --> 1:49:19.880
<v Speaker 1>estate is obviously fuming about this, and they claim that

1:49:20.080 --> 1:49:25.679
<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson. When HBO released his nineteen ninety two Live

1:49:25.720 --> 1:49:29.880
<v Speaker 1>in Bucharest colon The Dangerous Tour concert when they release that,

1:49:30.000 --> 1:49:33.200
<v Speaker 1>they agreed to a contract with Jackson saying that they

1:49:33.200 --> 1:49:36.920
<v Speaker 1>would say nothing disparaging about him. And so essentially what's

1:49:37.000 --> 1:49:40.519
<v Speaker 1>happening is the estate is claiming that that contract is

1:49:40.560 --> 1:49:43.599
<v Speaker 1>still in effect. So now even though it's god ninety

1:49:43.680 --> 1:49:47.559
<v Speaker 1>two to it's like almost twenty years later, they're trying

1:49:47.600 --> 1:49:49.600
<v Speaker 1>to say, you're still not allowed to disparage him, and

1:49:49.600 --> 1:49:53.400
<v Speaker 1>this documentary that you're releasing is disparaging him, even it's posthumous.

1:49:53.760 --> 1:49:58.240
<v Speaker 1>So what they do is they actually his estate releases

1:49:58.280 --> 1:50:00.760
<v Speaker 1>that concert on YouTube as and it's on the same

1:50:00.840 --> 1:50:04.240
<v Speaker 1>night that the documentary premieres as an attempt at counter programming,

1:50:04.280 --> 1:50:08.280
<v Speaker 1>I guess, and they sue HBO for one hundred million dollars.

1:50:08.600 --> 1:50:10.640
<v Speaker 1>And in the latest update that I found from like

1:50:10.720 --> 1:50:14.200
<v Speaker 1>the end of twenty twenty one, they're winning against HBO,

1:50:14.240 --> 1:50:16.839
<v Speaker 1>but HBO can appeal again, So we'll see what happens

1:50:16.840 --> 1:50:17.080
<v Speaker 1>with that.

1:50:17.920 --> 1:50:22.479
<v Speaker 2>If they fucking gacker HBO, I will I will go

1:50:22.560 --> 1:50:23.880
<v Speaker 2>after Michael Jackson's sting.

1:50:24.960 --> 1:50:28.240
<v Speaker 1>They cannot bankrupt HBO. Do you think one hundred million

1:50:28.280 --> 1:50:30.200
<v Speaker 1>would bankrupt HBO? I mean, I think it would be

1:50:30.200 --> 1:50:31.519
<v Speaker 1>a hit, but I don't know if it would bankrupt.

1:50:31.600 --> 1:50:34.080
<v Speaker 1>You're right, You're totally right, and maybe it will go down.

1:50:34.120 --> 1:50:36.479
<v Speaker 1>Maybe it will be like an agreement that's like fifty million,

1:50:36.479 --> 1:50:36.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, who.

1:50:36.920 --> 1:50:40.639
<v Speaker 3>Knows, but yeah, it's wild.

1:50:40.840 --> 1:50:44.040
<v Speaker 1>And like you you think leaving I thought, and Leaving

1:50:44.080 --> 1:50:45.640
<v Speaker 1>Neverland was this huge bombshell.

1:50:45.680 --> 1:50:47.080
<v Speaker 3>There was all this information in it.

1:50:47.200 --> 1:50:50.120
<v Speaker 1>So let me describe what Leaving Neverland is in case

1:50:50.160 --> 1:50:53.439
<v Speaker 1>you haven't watched it. It's James Safechuck and Wade Robeson

1:50:53.560 --> 1:50:57.000
<v Speaker 1>telling their stories. These are guys who defended Jackson for

1:50:57.120 --> 1:51:01.760
<v Speaker 1>years on various different occasions and now came through and said,

1:51:01.800 --> 1:51:04.240
<v Speaker 1>you know, after years of therapy and kind of processing.

1:51:05.200 --> 1:51:06.520
<v Speaker 3>And they talk about.

1:51:06.240 --> 1:51:09.200
<v Speaker 1>It really in an interesting way in the documentary where

1:51:10.120 --> 1:51:12.479
<v Speaker 1>they're kind of like we were in love, like we

1:51:12.600 --> 1:51:15.200
<v Speaker 1>loved him, you know, yes, he like then he started

1:51:15.240 --> 1:51:17.040
<v Speaker 1>to do these things with us, but like we didn't

1:51:17.080 --> 1:51:20.880
<v Speaker 1>know and it was a very loving relationship. And you know,

1:51:21.000 --> 1:51:24.120
<v Speaker 1>he was promising, at least Wade, he was promising him.

1:51:24.439 --> 1:51:25.840
<v Speaker 3>He lived in Australia at the time.

1:51:25.960 --> 1:51:27.800
<v Speaker 1>He's going to bring him to America, let him blow

1:51:27.880 --> 1:51:30.160
<v Speaker 1>up here, put him in music videos, all this stuff.

1:51:30.160 --> 1:51:33.320
<v Speaker 1>And these kids were like, could not believe that the

1:51:33.320 --> 1:51:35.519
<v Speaker 1>biggest star in the world was paying them this attention,

1:51:35.720 --> 1:51:38.840
<v Speaker 1>like they felt so special and like loved, and then

1:51:39.320 --> 1:51:41.320
<v Speaker 1>I think didn't know how to process the abuse at

1:51:41.360 --> 1:51:44.240
<v Speaker 1>their young ages, and then you know, as adults they

1:51:44.240 --> 1:51:46.160
<v Speaker 1>have started to And that's what the point of this

1:51:46.560 --> 1:51:50.000
<v Speaker 1>doc is. And it just has a lot more like

1:51:50.160 --> 1:51:53.360
<v Speaker 1>information about like I don't know, not that there's a

1:51:53.360 --> 1:51:56.080
<v Speaker 1>difference in these in the different like levels of abuse

1:51:56.200 --> 1:51:58.920
<v Speaker 1>or anything, but it's like Wade Robeson talks about like

1:51:59.000 --> 1:52:02.080
<v Speaker 1>being anally undertreated and like horrible stuff where it's like

1:52:02.120 --> 1:52:05.080
<v Speaker 1>he has pain and you know, it's just like it

1:52:05.120 --> 1:52:08.519
<v Speaker 1>didn't seem like it just seems like it's another level

1:52:08.560 --> 1:52:09.080
<v Speaker 1>of abuse.

1:52:09.479 --> 1:52:10.080
<v Speaker 3>And then.

1:52:11.400 --> 1:52:13.679
<v Speaker 1>And of course I'm talking about in terms of physical trauma,

1:52:13.760 --> 1:52:19.200
<v Speaker 1>not psychological. Psychological damage is obviously very nuanced and deep

1:52:19.479 --> 1:52:22.880
<v Speaker 1>in all of these cases with him. So you'd think

1:52:22.920 --> 1:52:27.240
<v Speaker 1>that this was all gonna ruin Michael Jackson's legacy, but

1:52:28.320 --> 1:52:31.240
<v Speaker 1>his album sales increased following the documentary, Like.

1:52:31.360 --> 1:52:32.920
<v Speaker 3>I think the same thing happened with r Kelly.

1:52:32.920 --> 1:52:35.800
<v Speaker 1>People are sick, but like you know, his his album

1:52:35.880 --> 1:52:40.120
<v Speaker 1>sales increase. Louis Vauton ended a collaboration with Michael Jackson

1:52:40.520 --> 1:52:42.960
<v Speaker 1>like his imagery, and I think he lost some kind

1:52:42.960 --> 1:52:45.720
<v Speaker 1>of corporate stuff after this came out, but you know,

1:52:45.800 --> 1:52:46.719
<v Speaker 1>he still has.

1:52:46.600 --> 1:52:48.759
<v Speaker 3>A very an estate that's very, very wealthy.

1:52:49.200 --> 1:52:51.439
<v Speaker 1>So in Leaving Neverland, as I said, both of the

1:52:51.439 --> 1:52:55.639
<v Speaker 1>boys describe loving Jackson while and enduring the abuse. They

1:52:55.640 --> 1:52:58.679
<v Speaker 1>give graphic description of masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, which

1:52:58.680 --> 1:53:01.640
<v Speaker 1>they claim took place at Neverland Ranch and other locations.

1:53:02.880 --> 1:53:06.320
<v Speaker 1>Robeson and Safechuck claimed that these acts with Michael were

1:53:06.320 --> 1:53:08.920
<v Speaker 1>regarded as romantic and that they did not realize that

1:53:08.960 --> 1:53:14.400
<v Speaker 1>they were inappropriate until adulthood. And Jackson even took safe

1:53:14.479 --> 1:53:17.040
<v Speaker 1>Chuck one time shopping for an engagement ring, and in

1:53:17.080 --> 1:53:19.439
<v Speaker 1>the documentary he still has it and he's like kept

1:53:19.439 --> 1:53:23.360
<v Speaker 1>it in a box. So it's complicated the ties that

1:53:23.400 --> 1:53:27.120
<v Speaker 1>these guys have to Michael Jackson. And robes And said

1:53:27.200 --> 1:53:30.400
<v Speaker 1>Jackson told him to distrust women, and both men claimed

1:53:30.400 --> 1:53:32.720
<v Speaker 1>that Jackson tried pushing them away from their families and

1:53:32.840 --> 1:53:36.920
<v Speaker 1>quote unquote brainwashing them. So Jackson allegedly sent these boys

1:53:36.960 --> 1:53:39.160
<v Speaker 1>love letters, so it was definitely a grooming thing, but

1:53:39.200 --> 1:53:42.040
<v Speaker 1>it also seemed like a courtship almost in his mind,

1:53:42.120 --> 1:53:44.479
<v Speaker 1>like he seemed to only focus on one boy at

1:53:44.479 --> 1:53:48.040
<v Speaker 1>a time, so even though, but who knows, I mean,

1:53:48.600 --> 1:53:50.559
<v Speaker 1>we really don't know when he's having these parties with

1:53:50.640 --> 1:53:55.519
<v Speaker 1>multiple boys sleeping over what's happening. Yeah, Like the they

1:53:55.560 --> 1:53:57.600
<v Speaker 1>confirmed that there were systems set up at Neverland to

1:53:57.600 --> 1:54:00.559
<v Speaker 1>prevent other people from witnessing these sexual acts, so that

1:54:00.680 --> 1:54:05.640
<v Speaker 1>these guys got their word out in uh, Leaving Neverland.

1:54:05.720 --> 1:54:07.640
<v Speaker 1>But I keep wanting to say finding Neverland, which is

1:54:07.640 --> 1:54:09.880
<v Speaker 1>like a cure, a nightly movie I think. Anyway, Yeah,

1:54:09.920 --> 1:54:12.320
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people just thought Wade Robeson's career was

1:54:12.439 --> 1:54:14.400
<v Speaker 1>on the fritz and that's why he came out with

1:54:14.439 --> 1:54:16.400
<v Speaker 1>all this and that it's all bullshit, And I.

1:54:17.280 --> 1:54:18.479
<v Speaker 3>Want to you know what I want.

1:54:18.560 --> 1:54:20.439
<v Speaker 2>I would love the people that say that to give

1:54:20.439 --> 1:54:24.160
<v Speaker 2>me one example of someone who lied about being raped

1:54:24.160 --> 1:54:27.200
<v Speaker 2>and then had a great career, Yeah, or did get raped,

1:54:27.240 --> 1:54:29.280
<v Speaker 2>came forward and every went you know what, let's give

1:54:29.280 --> 1:54:32.320
<v Speaker 2>this bitch a show. I'd love to give one example

1:54:32.400 --> 1:54:34.920
<v Speaker 2>of someone's life who's turned better after coming forward.

1:54:35.400 --> 1:54:38.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And there's just when you're watching it, there's just

1:54:38.600 --> 1:54:41.520
<v Speaker 1>like a there's just I believe them, Like when I'm

1:54:41.520 --> 1:54:44.280
<v Speaker 1>watching them, I just believe them, like they have the

1:54:44.320 --> 1:54:48.360
<v Speaker 1>details they have, like the emotional gravitas, like it's just

1:54:48.440 --> 1:54:51.240
<v Speaker 1>it's all there, like you totally believe them when you're watching.

1:54:51.320 --> 1:54:53.240
<v Speaker 1>And I think that was like what you talk about

1:54:53.240 --> 1:54:56.200
<v Speaker 1>I when I admit with my tail between my legs

1:54:56.200 --> 1:54:58.200
<v Speaker 1>that I was a Michael Jackson apologist for years. I

1:54:58.240 --> 1:55:01.560
<v Speaker 1>think it's because I never heard a child's voice or

1:55:01.960 --> 1:55:05.120
<v Speaker 1>an adult's voice saying what happened. And then seeing this

1:55:05.160 --> 1:55:07.280
<v Speaker 1>documentary where you see people saying this happened to me,

1:55:07.360 --> 1:55:09.240
<v Speaker 1>You're like, oh, I can't How could I have ever

1:55:09.320 --> 1:55:09.760
<v Speaker 1>thought that?

1:55:09.880 --> 1:55:11.360
<v Speaker 3>You know, it really changes your mind.

1:55:11.480 --> 1:55:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's really shocking how many people, because you know,

1:55:14.040 --> 1:55:16.160
<v Speaker 2>we cover so many crimes where it's like, yeah, there

1:55:16.240 --> 1:55:18.480
<v Speaker 2>was evidence the doctor did it and no one believed it.

1:55:18.520 --> 1:55:20.880
<v Speaker 2>Like people don't believe any of this all the time.

1:55:21.360 --> 1:55:24.640
<v Speaker 2>But it's like, are you fucking dune? Like why aren't

1:55:24.680 --> 1:55:27.879
<v Speaker 2>you concerned a grown man wants to sleep with children?

1:55:27.960 --> 1:55:33.280
<v Speaker 2>Why aren't you concerned about the lead like the lawsuits

1:55:33.320 --> 1:55:36.000
<v Speaker 2>and the settling out of court and so so much

1:55:36.080 --> 1:55:39.240
<v Speaker 2>litigious shit, like why does nothing but.

1:55:39.320 --> 1:55:41.280
<v Speaker 3>A red flag in your face? Like head even if

1:55:41.280 --> 1:55:42.600
<v Speaker 3>you still are like I don't care.

1:55:43.080 --> 1:55:46.920
<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe, but like to completely disregard all of this

1:55:47.120 --> 1:55:51.240
<v Speaker 1>seems like willfully ignorant. It's just the amount of money

1:55:51.280 --> 1:55:53.560
<v Speaker 1>and the amount of celebrity he had, like just a

1:55:53.640 --> 1:55:56.200
<v Speaker 1>lawyer trying to spin it with like, look, I get

1:55:56.200 --> 1:55:58.280
<v Speaker 1>how this would seem wrong if it was a pedophile,

1:55:58.320 --> 1:56:02.120
<v Speaker 1>but it's Michael Jackson, Like it's it's like I don't

1:56:02.160 --> 1:56:04.040
<v Speaker 1>think it's like you said, like I don't even know

1:56:04.080 --> 1:56:06.560
<v Speaker 1>if we have celebrities that are like at this level.

1:56:06.560 --> 1:56:08.240
<v Speaker 1>I mean we do, but they're women, to be honest,

1:56:08.320 --> 1:56:11.320
<v Speaker 1>like Beyonce, Rihanna Gaga, Like, we don't have like a

1:56:11.360 --> 1:56:16.160
<v Speaker 1>celebrity who's at this level where they can just hide

1:56:16.240 --> 1:56:18.760
<v Speaker 1>all this shit or people just overlook it because they're

1:56:18.840 --> 1:56:20.920
<v Speaker 1>they're mesmerized by the fame.

1:56:21.120 --> 1:56:21.520
<v Speaker 3>Like truth.

1:56:21.600 --> 1:56:24.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, and like I understand why these kids were

1:56:24.240 --> 1:56:27.760
<v Speaker 2>like holy shit, like yeah, I'll do yeah, I'm gonna.

1:56:27.840 --> 1:56:31.440
<v Speaker 2>Like we talk about how priests, teachers, doctor, like all

1:56:31.600 --> 1:56:35.040
<v Speaker 2>just regular professions have such impact on children and like

1:56:35.720 --> 1:56:38.920
<v Speaker 2>who they're taught to respect and listen to. And then

1:56:38.960 --> 1:56:41.920
<v Speaker 2>you have the most famous talented man alive on the

1:56:41.960 --> 1:56:44.120
<v Speaker 2>planet wanting choosing you.

1:56:44.600 --> 1:56:46.440
<v Speaker 3>They go into this and leaving Neverland.

1:56:46.480 --> 1:56:50.600
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Wade's mother speaks, his sister speaks, his brother, like,

1:56:51.240 --> 1:56:54.240
<v Speaker 1>you know, he estranged them from their father. Like it's

1:56:54.240 --> 1:56:57.440
<v Speaker 1>like he did a lot of diabolical shit to like

1:56:57.600 --> 1:57:02.240
<v Speaker 1>brainwash and groom these kids. And the mom doesn't seem

1:57:02.280 --> 1:57:04.280
<v Speaker 1>like a bad mom in the docks, She's like she

1:57:04.360 --> 1:57:08.240
<v Speaker 1>says that Michael wanted to leave Wade, wanted her to

1:57:08.320 --> 1:57:10.200
<v Speaker 1>leave Wade with him for a year, and she goes, no,

1:57:10.280 --> 1:57:11.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to do that. He's my kid, He's

1:57:11.800 --> 1:57:14.240
<v Speaker 1>seven years old. Why would I do that? And Michael goes,

1:57:14.280 --> 1:57:17.120
<v Speaker 1>I always get what I want. And I think they

1:57:17.160 --> 1:57:19.320
<v Speaker 1>figured out. He figured out a way to keep them

1:57:19.320 --> 1:57:21.640
<v Speaker 1>both there, like you stay here too, like and so

1:57:21.760 --> 1:57:24.680
<v Speaker 1>the family all stayed. But it's like, yeah, he just

1:57:24.840 --> 1:57:29.160
<v Speaker 1>was powerful in all the ways. And do we and

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<v Speaker 1>evil is what I'm learning today. I think, I really

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<v Speaker 1>I always I sadly. When I was younger, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I bet he molested the kids, but I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure that's what I was saying.

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<v Speaker 3>If I was like.

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<v Speaker 2>Thinking of high school aged me, like I bet that

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<v Speaker 2>would be my vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, and people were saying he did it because he

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<v Speaker 1>had a hard childhood, or he was probably molested.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, there's excuses all over the place.

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<v Speaker 2>But what I'm learning today is the evil, like the evil, predator,

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<v Speaker 2>predatory nature of him that I think I ignored of, Like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>he planned this very well. Any updates for Macaulay Culkin,

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<v Speaker 2>Like has he spoken up as an adult?

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<v Speaker 1>He broke his silence apparently around February of twenty twenty,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a little bit after the doc came out,

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<v Speaker 1>and said, and this was in an article that I

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<v Speaker 1>found in the Mirror. Look, I never saw him abuse anyone,

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<v Speaker 1>and he never abused me, he says, especially at this

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<v Speaker 1>flashpoint in time, I'd have no reason to hold anything back.

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<v Speaker 1>If anything, I'm not going to say it would be

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<v Speaker 1>stylish or anything like that, but right now is a

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<v Speaker 1>good time to speak up. And if I had something

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<v Speaker 1>to speak up about, I would totally do it. But no,

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<v Speaker 1>I never saw anything, He never did anything. Part of

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<v Speaker 1>me thought mcaulay Culkin might have too much agency, Like

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<v Speaker 1>he is a child star himself, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>Like he like that might have been somebody that was

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<v Speaker 1>too public for him, Like none of the other boys

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<v Speaker 1>were super public. You know, they went around with him

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<v Speaker 1>in public, but they weren't famous in their own right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, so maybe he just thought that's too dangerous

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<v Speaker 1>for me to try to do anything with Macaulay culkin.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I'm happy McCully culan was not molested by

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<v Speaker 2>my art, you know, of course, I'm glad for that update.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you for that.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't think I'm going to watch the

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<v Speaker 2>doc but this is it's definitely. Yeah, what a calculating,

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<v Speaker 2>fucking criminal.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I mean hopefully we don't let this kind

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<v Speaker 1>of thing ever happen in the future. Like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know hopefully if there's ever, but you know, history repeats

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<v Speaker 1>itself all the damn time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't think of a celebrity that's just like traveling

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<v Speaker 2>around with kids, and we know that kids sleep over

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<v Speaker 2>at their house. But definitely the molesting of it all

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<v Speaker 2>and abusing is happening, you know. I mean R Kelly

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<v Speaker 2>should be in prison, Chris Brown should be in prison,

1:59:49.320 --> 1:59:50.880
<v Speaker 2>t I should be in prison.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Roman Plansky's up to no good again. There's like

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<v Speaker 2>a fourth VICTI like he was in the recently raped

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<v Speaker 2>another young girl.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, whatever, let's get to our guest.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a pretty momentous occasion for Kara and I today.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we're really excited about today's guests, so stay tuned.

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<v Speaker 1>This week's guest has appeared on so many iconic shows,

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<v Speaker 1>The Sopranos, Law and Order, Original Recipe, House of Cards,

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<v Speaker 1>and she recently appeared on Dash and Lily.

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<v Speaker 3>This woman is working and booked.

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<v Speaker 1>We love her and you guys know her very well

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<v Speaker 1>from her multiple episodes on SVU as defense attorney Cleoconrad.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys are thrilling chat with Jill Marie Lawrence.

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<v Speaker 1>We cannot believe we are with the Cleo Conrad.

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<v Speaker 6>This is.

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<v Speaker 3>A very huge day.

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<v Speaker 2>You're our first defense attorney we've ever had on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>So welcome, Thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I think I would be calling you if I

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<v Speaker 1>did it, if I committed the murder, I'd be calling you.

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<v Speaker 3>Not that I've done anything, but just you know, in

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<v Speaker 3>the event.

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<v Speaker 2>How much do you think Cleo Konrad charged for her services?

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<v Speaker 5>Probably four hundred and twenty dollars an hour?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay for twenty an hour? Love thaty? Is this

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<v Speaker 3>a clue that she's a pothead? Not quite?

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<v Speaker 5>Not quite?

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<v Speaker 1>Love it, So obviously we want to talk to you

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<v Speaker 1>about like your whole tenure on the show, because you've

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<v Speaker 1>been on a ton of episodes. But this specific episode

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<v Speaker 1>today that your interview is a part of is Sick,

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<v Speaker 1>which is you know, it's commonly referred to as the

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson episode.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was wondering, like when you were on set

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<v Speaker 3>doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>Where people kind of like, oh, yeah, this is a

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson episode, Like would people talk about it when

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<v Speaker 1>it was based on something real like that?

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<v Speaker 6>You know, I didn't hear banter or talk about so

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<v Speaker 6>much as Michael Jackson. But you know, I was telling

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<v Speaker 6>an Alisa yesterday that I was having a hard time

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<v Speaker 6>trying to I did so many episodes, so I forgot

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<v Speaker 6>exactly what Sick was about. But when I saw it

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<v Speaker 6>again early early, early, early this morning, that episode was

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<v Speaker 6>appropriately titled. It definitely was. So there was something so

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<v Speaker 6>so twisted and sick about it. Yeah, what what actually

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<v Speaker 6>went down with? You know, the adults involved, particularly Grandma.

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<v Speaker 6>I loved working with the.

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<v Speaker 3>Actress Cindy Williams from Laverna.

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<v Speaker 6>Surely, Yeah, I was so delighted to work with her.

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<v Speaker 6>But she was so that that character she portrayed was

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<v Speaker 6>so sick.

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<v Speaker 3>It was so much twisted.

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<v Speaker 6>It was so twisted, you know, unlike what I what

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<v Speaker 6>we have the world, you know, had seen previously on

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<v Speaker 6>lavernessh Early. So I mean, I'm always I was when

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<v Speaker 6>I was on that show. I was on that show

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<v Speaker 6>nine seasons. That's you know, that's a long time, you know, recurring, recurring.

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<v Speaker 6>But I was always defending some pedophile or some freak

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<v Speaker 6>of some kind.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you represented like a murdering child, like a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of rich kids who won't stop drinking, like all these

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<v Speaker 1>like a guy who was inseminating his own daughter.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you had a lot of really.

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<v Speaker 1>Crazy clients, That's what I'm saying. I feel like I

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<v Speaker 1>would hire you if I did something wrong, because like

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<v Speaker 1>you'll take the case, you know.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I mean I mean really from the Yeah, all kinds,

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<v Speaker 6>all kinds, from the router to the tutors, as my

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<v Speaker 6>grandmother would say, from the router to the tutor, all kinds,

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<v Speaker 6>all yeah, all kinds. Well, you know what, when you're litigating,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, the first thirty minutes of the show is

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<v Speaker 6>always detective, we're probing, and then the last thirty minutes

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<v Speaker 6>is always litigating court scenes, interrogation rooms, if you're if

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<v Speaker 6>you're you know, an attorney, you you really need to

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<v Speaker 6>know what you're talking about, what you're defending. And I

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<v Speaker 6>had no idea that I had to take on so

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<v Speaker 6>much medical lingo jargon and like modochondrial DNA or Munchausen

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<v Speaker 6>or familiar familiar DNA.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's so relevant.

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<v Speaker 6>It's so relevant in all of the cases that you

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<v Speaker 6>see on television today, in the media, in the news,

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<v Speaker 6>how people are nailed, how people are found guilty, how

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<v Speaker 6>some people are vindicated. So it was a big learning

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<v Speaker 6>curve for me, not only as an actress, but just

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<v Speaker 6>understanding the dynamics of how the judicial system moves and

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<v Speaker 6>you know, what terms they make and how they have

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<v Speaker 6>to you know, really go into defending somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really interesting because I didn't even think about the

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<v Speaker 1>medical stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>But you do have to know a lot of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I was going to ask you, how was learning

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<v Speaker 1>all of the legal jargon, but you probably had to

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<v Speaker 1>learn a bunch of legal stuff and bunch of you know,

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<v Speaker 1>medical stuff too.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, because it has to make sense, you know, when

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<v Speaker 6>you're when you're trying to fight tooth and nail or

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<v Speaker 6>trying to.

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<v Speaker 3>You're litigating.

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<v Speaker 6>You have to pose your argument, and you got to

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<v Speaker 6>make it make sense, and you gotta believe or make

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<v Speaker 6>them believe what you're saying and what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 6>So yeah, it's it's you know, that's how I learned

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<v Speaker 6>so much about medical terms. I mean, it's been a while,

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<v Speaker 6>so I can't say I retained everything. But when I

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<v Speaker 6>see some, when I see some, when I watch some

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<v Speaker 6>of hey, listen, ladies, when I watch some of the marathons,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, it comes back at you. It comes, it

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<v Speaker 6>comes back to you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, so you watched Sick this morning to prep but

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<v Speaker 2>are there because you are in some of the more heinous,

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<v Speaker 2>wild episodes. Are there any that have stuck with you

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<v Speaker 2>all of these years that you're like, oh, that one

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<v Speaker 2>was rough?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, one of one. One episode was uh rooftop.

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<v Speaker 6>That one was about a bunch of rapes taking place

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<v Speaker 6>on the rooftop of buildings. And every once in a

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<v Speaker 6>while I run into the actor that I defended in

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<v Speaker 6>that episode, and that was a pretty That was a

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<v Speaker 6>pretty hot episode.

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<v Speaker 2>The other one you were in that is really rough

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<v Speaker 2>as Burned, the one with Blair Underwood.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the one where he assaulted his wife and

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<v Speaker 1>then there was all this back and forth. Yeah, she said,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he covered her in lighter fluid and set

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<v Speaker 1>her on bire That's.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And Blair's so sweet, he's such a nice guy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that would do something doing something so horrible.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but some of the guests, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Some of the guest stars when they would come on,

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<v Speaker 6>and I guess it would be a golden opportunity for

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<v Speaker 6>them to kind of sink their teeth into something so

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<v Speaker 6>gory and kind of grimy, because they're like like Cindy

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<v Speaker 6>Williams and Blair Underwood. You see them, and you have

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<v Speaker 6>seen them previously in a in a different light. But

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<v Speaker 6>then when you come on to the show Law and Order,

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<v Speaker 6>and Law and Order, I don't know if you aesthetically

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<v Speaker 6>picked up on it, but even the lighting is kind

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<v Speaker 6>of dungeony, you know, with that show, because they just

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<v Speaker 6>want to make sure that you know, it's not a

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<v Speaker 6>it's not a glamour and you know, glitzy show. It's

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<v Speaker 6>it's a show that's kind of very guttural and very

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<v Speaker 6>grimy almost with this with the cases and the topic

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<v Speaker 6>and the subject matters, and they just really want to

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<v Speaker 6>stay focused on the storyline at hand, and it's not

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<v Speaker 6>about you know, it's not about glamour.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not you know, not trying to be Stolin. You're

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<v Speaker 3>not trying to stylin profile on that show, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>But your character addressed well, she put some looks together

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<v Speaker 2>in the courtroom.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, you know, and they were they were kind

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<v Speaker 5>of gracious.

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<v Speaker 6>They were gracious with me about about you know, it

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<v Speaker 6>was it was a great It was a great family

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<v Speaker 6>to work with. And you know what, that's what I

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<v Speaker 6>felt like I was coming on board with was a

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<v Speaker 6>family because they treated you as such, you know, and

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<v Speaker 6>that was that was a lot of fun. They let

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<v Speaker 6>me also do funky things with my hair too, and

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<v Speaker 6>I really appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to ask you about that. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they let me give it fun. You have like a

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<v Speaker 3>different cool style every season. And I was going to ask.

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<v Speaker 1>You, like, was that all you like or was hair

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<v Speaker 1>and makeup involved or were you just like, no, this

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<v Speaker 1>is what I'm doing these days, you know what.

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<v Speaker 6>Hair and makeup was involved, more makeup, but my hair

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<v Speaker 6>I changed it up and they they went with it.

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<v Speaker 6>They one year, I think I had a buzz cut.

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<v Speaker 6>The Sick episode is the one that I had the

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<v Speaker 6>buzz cut with, and I was a little paranoid about

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<v Speaker 6>it because I thought that my barber had cut too

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<v Speaker 6>much off.

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<v Speaker 3>But they let me. Yes, they let me.

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<v Speaker 5>Kind of run the gamut with my hair, and that

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<v Speaker 5>was That was fun.

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<v Speaker 3>That was fun.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really nice because we heard from we heard from

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<v Speaker 1>Diane Neial that they like, you know, made her wear

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<v Speaker 1>wigs and like dye her hair and do all this

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<v Speaker 1>other stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's cool that they were letting you. That's interesting.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you yeah, that's interesting. I Oh, I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't. Well, the times I worked with her, that

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<v Speaker 5>was I. I don't think she had on anyone.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it was her.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think it was her earlier seasons that she

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<v Speaker 1>wore a wig a little bit right or and then

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<v Speaker 1>later she like or she because she was telling us

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<v Speaker 1>she had like very tight braids on under the wig

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<v Speaker 1>that were like making her brain break.

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<v Speaker 3>But I wanted to ask you a quick question.

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<v Speaker 1>This is specific to the Sick episode, but it's also

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<v Speaker 1>something you do in other episodes in all these scenes

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<v Speaker 1>where like you whisper something to your client, like because

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<v Speaker 1>you whisper something to Cindy when you guys kind of

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<v Speaker 1>realize that she's got got and you do that in

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of other courtroom scenes.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I watched all your episodes recently, are you ever

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<v Speaker 3>saying anything real as an actor? Are you saying anything real?

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<v Speaker 1>Or are you just going like what do you know

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<v Speaker 1>when you're whispering aesthetically?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm just we're just going with the moment of what's

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<v Speaker 6>integral to what's happening. And you know that particular scene

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<v Speaker 6>with her, she you know, she dropped the bombshells. She well,

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<v Speaker 6>she basically was caught, she was busted by what Diane

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<v Speaker 6>Neil said to her. So it just only seemed, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>it was a seamless transition moment to just lean over

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<v Speaker 6>to her and say, listen, I think we need to

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<v Speaker 6>cut a deal here, because yeah, you know, you know, you've.

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<v Speaker 3>Just been busted, my dear, You've just been busting you know.

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<v Speaker 6>So at times, you know, they allow us to go

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<v Speaker 6>into that moment because it's just it seems only logical

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<v Speaker 6>when you know, if the person the purp has done

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<v Speaker 6>something and they've been busted, it's like, well, okay, well

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<v Speaker 6>at this.

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<v Speaker 3>Point, we need to go into negotiating something here.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so that's yes, that that usually kind of just worked.

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<v Speaker 3>It works its way in that moment in Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Who were the people where when you saw the script

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<v Speaker 2>and you saw who was coming in or what judge

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<v Speaker 2>it was, or which detectives you were working with, that

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<v Speaker 2>you were like, Oh, tonight's going to be a great day,

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<v Speaker 2>or oh, I can't wait to work with this person.

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<v Speaker 2>Any any particular people you enjoyed working with.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, every every episode was always exciting in some way,

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<v Speaker 6>shape or form. I will say that I have worked

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<v Speaker 6>with a few legends. One of one was I think

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<v Speaker 6>my last episode, my last episode with them was with

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<v Speaker 6>Jerry Lewis, And yeah, Jerry Lewis is goofy and funny

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<v Speaker 6>episode he was.

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<v Speaker 5>He was so so much fun to work with.

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<v Speaker 6>And at one point I want to say that Jerry

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<v Speaker 6>Lewis was probably I want to say he was in

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<v Speaker 6>his mid to late seventies. He was in his mid

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<v Speaker 6>to late seventies in that particular episode, and you know,

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<v Speaker 6>he kept experiencing a hiccup with one particular speech, and

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<v Speaker 6>sometimes that happens as an actor, you know, you're trying

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<v Speaker 6>to establish a flow with your delivery, and he kept

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<v Speaker 6>experiencing hiccups and I think I think even memory was

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<v Speaker 6>maybe even an issue.

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<v Speaker 3>So they said, well, let's pause, and we took maybe.

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<v Speaker 6>About a I want to say we took about a

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<v Speaker 6>sixteen seven maybe twenty minute break and we came back

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<v Speaker 6>and he was sharp as a blade, on point with everything,

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<v Speaker 6>and it was it was kind of like a lengthy speech,

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<v Speaker 6>but you could tell that he had been you know,

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<v Speaker 6>he had been at this game for quite a long time.

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<v Speaker 6>And I think, you know sometimes that the actor, we

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<v Speaker 6>have to work through what we're saying.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, you got to defend a lot of a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of celebs like Titus Welliver, Estella, Warren Britney, snow Blair,

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<v Speaker 1>underwo who we mentioned, Erica Christiansen. You'd had a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of get you got a lot of face time with

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<v Speaker 1>the celebs.

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<v Speaker 6>You are absolutely right. There's so many that I that

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<v Speaker 6>I did work with Titus. Wow, Titus has come a

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<v Speaker 6>long way too.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Karen's a big fan of Titus.

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<v Speaker 5>I like, oh Titus is He's like.

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<v Speaker 3>The real deal.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah yeah, and he uh that episode. He's also goofy

2:13:10.880 --> 2:13:13.520
<v Speaker 6>and funny too. He's a lot of fun. He's he's

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<v Speaker 6>as good to know. Like when I when I've walked

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<v Speaker 6>up on the set and I saw Titus, I said, oh,

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<v Speaker 6>this is the tightest okay, we're gonna have We're gonna

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<v Speaker 6>have fun with this episode.

2:13:24.160 --> 2:13:27.120
<v Speaker 5>Because he's a lot of fun and I wish him

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<v Speaker 5>so much. I wish him.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, well, I'm wondering, how do people stop you on

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<v Speaker 2>the street.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I have been stopped on the street at a

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<v Speaker 6>time or two. I've even been stopped on the street

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<v Speaker 6>when I didn't even have on my war paint and.

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<v Speaker 3>They walked and they recognized him, and I was like, wow.

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<v Speaker 6>I was down in the village one day, me and

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<v Speaker 6>my sister, we were hanging out and I didn't have

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<v Speaker 6>any war paint on that day, and oh, I know,

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<v Speaker 6>I know who you are.

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<v Speaker 3>I know who you are.

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<v Speaker 6>I want your autograph, but I'm like, I'm not, I'm

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<v Speaker 6>not like one of the famous ones. I still don't

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<v Speaker 6>want your autograph.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 6>So that happens, Yeah, that happens. That's so funny. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>But my time there was wonderful. It was really great,

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<v Speaker 6>and I learned so much. I learned a great deal.

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<v Speaker 1>You had to go up against the DA the eighty

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<v Speaker 1>as a lot. So like a lot of your episodes,

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<v Speaker 1>you're either going up against Cabot or Novak.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I went up against them, uh quite a bit,

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<v Speaker 6>and both the sharp actresses, and I learned a great

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<v Speaker 6>deal from working with both of them. They were very giving,

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<v Speaker 6>very very you know when I got when I first

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<v Speaker 6>got there.

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<v Speaker 5>They embraced me and they were very very giving actors.

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<v Speaker 5>And that was fun.

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<v Speaker 6>Even if you would go up against them, it was

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<v Speaker 6>it was fun working with them in that fashion.

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<v Speaker 3>It was fun.

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<v Speaker 2>What are there things did you learn? You mentioned you

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<v Speaker 2>learned a lot with your time there.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I learned how you got to be on point

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<v Speaker 6>when the writing changes. Sometimes the writing can change within

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<v Speaker 6>a rehearsal, you know, because I was fresh out of

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<v Speaker 6>school when I when I got on board with them,

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<v Speaker 6>and I learned a lot more with the medium of

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<v Speaker 6>film and TV because I was I'm conservatory trained, and

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<v Speaker 6>you know, we certainly focused on the craft of acting.

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<v Speaker 6>But when you get actually on the set week to week,

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<v Speaker 6>month to month, you couldn't go to any university or

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<v Speaker 6>any conservatory training program and get the kind of experience

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<v Speaker 6>that you have when you get right there on the set.

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<v Speaker 6>So I learned a lot about the legal and judicial system.

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<v Speaker 6>I learned a lot about, as I said earlier, medical terms,

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<v Speaker 6>medical jargon. I learned a lot about even media, how

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<v Speaker 6>cases are presented, how the news and the media can

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<v Speaker 6>really highlight something that is very disturbing. I learned a

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<v Speaker 6>lot from various different avenues so much. And nine years

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<v Speaker 6>is as I said, nine seasons, that's a long time.

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<v Speaker 6>I cultivated some relationships of working with people, and I

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<v Speaker 6>think the biggest takeaway for me was learning the mechanics

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<v Speaker 6>of the judicial system.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I learned a lot about that from SVU, yeah sad,

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<v Speaker 1>from watching you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And you started out on the show like really pretty early.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean season three, you start out as Cleoconrad, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you're on there through season nine, so kind of

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<v Speaker 1>as the show is gaining in its popularity, did you

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<v Speaker 1>notice anything like different like change as you would come

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<v Speaker 1>back to set, like season overseason, like any differences from

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<v Speaker 1>like three to nine.

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<v Speaker 6>The show definitely was picking up momentum. I would probably

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<v Speaker 6>say that the one main thing I definitely noticed was

2:17:10.640 --> 2:17:16.520
<v Speaker 6>how they decided to extract so much from real newsworthy

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<v Speaker 6>things that I think that really grew over time.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna be honest with you.

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<v Speaker 6>I think that's what's made the Law and Order as franchise,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, last as long as it has is because

2:17:32.320 --> 2:17:36.040
<v Speaker 6>most of these stories, if not all, are really extracted

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<v Speaker 6>from real news stories, and I think that's what keeps

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<v Speaker 6>it so relevant. And I don't think it was like

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<v Speaker 6>that at the very beginning. I think as time went

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<v Speaker 6>on and as they grew, because everybody grew, everybody grew, everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>Blossomed, even the producers.

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<v Speaker 6>They had their own discoveries in the process of producing.

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<v Speaker 6>And I think over time that how it became as

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<v Speaker 6>successful as it has been.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of producers, Neil Bar has been a returned guest

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<v Speaker 2>on our podcast. Did you get to work with Neil

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<v Speaker 2>bar and enjoy him as much as we do?

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<v Speaker 3>I did? I learned so much.

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<v Speaker 6>I really did. I learned so much. I consider myself

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<v Speaker 6>one of the lucky ones. I've even had dignitaries come

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<v Speaker 6>to me and say, well, God rest his soul.

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<v Speaker 3>He has passed on.

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<v Speaker 5>But David Dinkins, who was once the Mayor of New

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<v Speaker 5>York City, he said one of his career aspirations and

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<v Speaker 5>dreams was to come on the show and be a judge.

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<v Speaker 6>I said, really, He said yeah, yeah. I mean many

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<v Speaker 6>many people would be enchanted and take the light in

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<v Speaker 6>that opportunity, and I'm just so glad I did.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you were to come back to SVU, like

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<v Speaker 1>season twenty four twenty five, would you want to reprise

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<v Speaker 1>your role as Cleoconrad or would you want to come

2:19:03.520 --> 2:19:04.520
<v Speaker 1>back as somebody different?

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<v Speaker 3>I would?

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<v Speaker 6>You know what I would take delight in in in

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<v Speaker 6>the invite period.

2:19:11.800 --> 2:19:13.640
<v Speaker 5>It's a it's a great it's a great show to

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<v Speaker 5>be a part of.

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<v Speaker 6>And I would I would embrace Uh, I would embrace it. Surely,

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<v Speaker 6>I certainly would embrace it. It's they're a family, and

2:19:21.920 --> 2:19:23.840
<v Speaker 6>they were they were great. They were good to me.

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<v Speaker 6>I love them. The pieces and doing doing Cleo Conrad

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<v Speaker 6>or or something there other. You know, I'm an actor,

2:19:34.720 --> 2:19:38.320
<v Speaker 6>so I'm I'm required to do whatever, you know, I'm

2:19:38.400 --> 2:19:39.080
<v Speaker 6>asked to do.

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<v Speaker 5>I tell people I do everything but porn.

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<v Speaker 3>Pretty much.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, that's pretty that's pretty much my situation, you know.

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<v Speaker 5>But yeah, I let me take delight in that. Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have any projects coming up that you want

2:19:56.720 --> 2:20:00.920
<v Speaker 1>our audience to sort of look out for or I

2:20:00.959 --> 2:20:02.600
<v Speaker 1>know it's been a rough pandemic.

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<v Speaker 6>I just want the audience to be on the lookout

2:20:05.280 --> 2:20:08.240
<v Speaker 6>for me in general period. I don't have any he set.

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<v Speaker 6>I do not have any set project, you know what.

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<v Speaker 6>The last year and a half, Ladies has been busy

2:20:14.000 --> 2:20:19.039
<v Speaker 6>with Vos voiceovers, animation gigs.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm just I'm ready to you know, take on the

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<v Speaker 6>next project. I'm certainly looking forward to it.

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<v Speaker 3>But look to see me.

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<v Speaker 1>We will be looking out. We will be looking out

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<v Speaker 1>for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>That was incredible.

2:20:36.320 --> 2:20:38.600
<v Speaker 2>It's always just a level of excitement when we get

2:20:38.640 --> 2:20:41.480
<v Speaker 2>a cast member that like can't be replicated or anything

2:20:41.560 --> 2:20:44.360
<v Speaker 2>like that. It's just like beyond to have someone that's

2:20:44.560 --> 2:20:47.080
<v Speaker 2>and remembers and has so many good stories. I mean,

2:20:47.080 --> 2:20:48.880
<v Speaker 2>that was like a thrill of a lifetime. We've been

2:20:48.879 --> 2:20:51.240
<v Speaker 2>wanting to get her on for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, yeah, I was so happy she's at the time,

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<v Speaker 1>and just you can tell like that she trained it

2:20:58.560 --> 2:21:01.720
<v Speaker 1>a conservatory, like she has so much like gravitas when

2:21:01.720 --> 2:21:03.720
<v Speaker 1>she talks on the show, you know what I mean.

2:21:03.920 --> 2:21:06.160
<v Speaker 2>Like I just sat down with like a group of

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<v Speaker 2>people and I was like, oh, what have you guys

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<v Speaker 2>been talking about they got a bar and they were like.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, we're talking about the douche ist schools.

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<v Speaker 2>And I went, oh, like colleges, and then I went, well, Duke, duh,

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<v Speaker 2>And then everyone started laughing. There was someone from the

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<v Speaker 2>Duke Business School. But like you must know, it's the

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<v Speaker 2>number one. That's the number one douche that comes to

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<v Speaker 2>my head.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, yeah, what about you?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I went to a douche school, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of tough. Like I one of the summerhouse guys

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<v Speaker 1>went to my college. Tucker Carlson went to my college.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a lot of douches went to my college.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>But like I would say, you can't talk to somebody

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<v Speaker 1>from Harvard without them letting you know within three minutes

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<v Speaker 1>that they went to Harvard, you know. But I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're talking about like more bro douche culture, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know Duke is a good one. I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>think of Northeastern schools like more that comes to mind

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<v Speaker 1>more quickly, but like or I guess like University of

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<v Speaker 1>Boulder or whatever, like yeah, like there's some like of

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<v Speaker 1>these or like Arizona I think is probably pretty douchey,

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<v Speaker 1>like University of Arizona. I'm sorry if you went to

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<v Speaker 1>these schools, but I'm sure you're gonna message me some

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<v Speaker 1>of you and say, this is.

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<v Speaker 2>Just a conversation. It doesn't mean everyone's a douche there.

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<v Speaker 2>But what is the douchey play? No, I just fully

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<v Speaker 2>admitted that I went to a douche school. But I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 2>like if you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Like frat boy behavior or entitlement, I mean there's like

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<v Speaker 1>levels of douche you know, Like I wouldn't say all

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<v Speaker 1>the kids that some of the state at like state

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<v Speaker 1>schools are are loaded, but they might be just like misogynists,

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<v Speaker 1>like creeps that are like let's get fuffed.

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<v Speaker 3>Up in roofy girls, you know what I mean. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Duke Scott, Duke's got a lot of problems.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because it's like if that's your number one dream.

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<v Speaker 2>But I know someone that went to the minister school there.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean every there's different.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like if you went to like the School of

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<v Speaker 1>Education or like even the business school, that might be different.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I mean we're talking undergrad I think you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So this was an amazing episode. Obviously we've learned a

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<v Speaker 1>lot from the whole. I don't think somebody like Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Jackson could get away with what he got away with now,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I think that that case has taught us a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>but I also don't. It's like we said, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>just don't. I don't know if there is a Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Jackson alive right now.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, no, but you can get away with it.

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<v Speaker 2>What just happened in football with Cleveland, Like they got

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<v Speaker 2>someone who had twenty two accusations against him and like

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<v Speaker 2>paying and it was like the biggest football contract ever.

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<v Speaker 3>Like no one actually ends up caring about what people do.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm I just been Pedophilia is a little yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like in the you know, of course, like there's always

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<v Speaker 1>going to be fucking yeah, gross criminal guys doing shit.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't think traveling on tour with a child

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<v Speaker 1>unaccompanied would fly now, Like I truly don't think that

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<v Speaker 1>like anyone, Like I think PR people would be like,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't go all Michael Jackson on us, Like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure he's like a case study.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's more what's that episode we did with our

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<v Speaker 2>cool Stevie Jones Stevie Jones. Yeah, it's more undercover pool parties.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and just riding the edge of legal too.

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<v Speaker 6>Like.

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<v Speaker 3>Riding the edge of legal that is cool and fun.

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<v Speaker 2>No, the world is sick like Munchausens by proxy is scary,

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<v Speaker 2>and rich people who get away with pedophilia suck.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, But also this is the funniest I learned that

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<v Speaker 2>a big an oversized pirate hat on a man.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, the new show like Flag of the Dead

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<v Speaker 1>or Flag of our You know, there's like a it's

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<v Speaker 1>about what it's called.

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<v Speaker 3>Our flag's name is death or something like that, something

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<v Speaker 3>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>But I guess it's about it's about gay pirates, and

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<v Speaker 2>I guess a bunch of pirates were gay, and that

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<v Speaker 2>makes so much sense. But I never clicked in my head.

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<v Speaker 2>But pirate are all just gay and fucking.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody's been gay forever.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like Greek mythology, everyone was gay, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>just was just been gay and fucking whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, these pirates looking for treasure are gay, but it.

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<v Speaker 3>Never occurred to me they have. They're looking for rubies

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<v Speaker 3>and shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, But our friends are watching the show, and

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<v Speaker 2>I really like the Nathan, the Nathan guy in it,

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<v Speaker 2>because he was one of my favorite Instagram videos. He

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<v Speaker 2>played the Noah's Ark gay assistant picking the animals that

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<v Speaker 2>got to come on the boat.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, you sent that to me and that was

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<v Speaker 3>very funny. It was one of my favorite things.

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<v Speaker 2>And now he's on giant billboards in this show and

2:25:41.760 --> 2:25:43.600
<v Speaker 2>my friends are watching. I have to watch because I

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<v Speaker 2>guess it's all about just like gay pirates.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it's like, you know, we know people.

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<v Speaker 1>We there's people in it that we know also, but

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<v Speaker 1>also Taikowatiti, who made like Jojo Rabbit and a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff that I like, is like a producer of

2:25:55.440 --> 2:25:56.080
<v Speaker 1>it and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>So I think it's probably very good.

2:25:59.040 --> 2:26:02.080
<v Speaker 2>Do you remember he was He was like threaple kissing.

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<v Speaker 2>That was like a big thing last year.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember any dating Rita Aura.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, they're nodding, they're nodding.

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<v Speaker 1>My fact check is just saying something and looking at

2:26:13.000 --> 2:26:16.920
<v Speaker 1>Onalisa's screen. It was taikaway TV because he's dating Rida Aura,

2:26:16.959 --> 2:26:18.359
<v Speaker 1>and it was Tessa Thompson.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh right, right, we're all canoodling.

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<v Speaker 1>So hot, like too hot, like the like the most

2:26:22.800 --> 2:26:24.760
<v Speaker 1>gorgeous women and he's cute too.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, but he not, I mean he is also

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<v Speaker 2>like it seems one of the smartest, funniest people on

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<v Speaker 2>the planet, and that adds for sure to the thing

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<v Speaker 2>Rita Aura. I'm just like, it's like, fetch, It's never

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<v Speaker 2>gonna happen, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I listened to this other podcast. I listened to this

2:26:41.600 --> 2:26:43.840
<v Speaker 1>podcast called Who Weekly. I'm sure I've mentioned it to

2:26:43.879 --> 2:26:45.840
<v Speaker 1>you before. It's like about all the celebrities that you

2:26:45.959 --> 2:26:49.560
<v Speaker 1>loved to know, Rita Aura is their queen. Like Rita

2:26:49.640 --> 2:26:52.039
<v Speaker 1>they have a whole segment called what's Rita Aura up to?

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<v Speaker 1>Because she is the ultimate who that will never be

2:26:54.959 --> 2:26:58.160
<v Speaker 1>of them like she is never It is completely fetch.

2:26:58.560 --> 2:27:00.480
<v Speaker 1>She is never going to hit her tipping point. Like

2:27:00.840 --> 2:27:02.959
<v Speaker 1>you know, I know who she is. I could probably

2:27:02.959 --> 2:27:05.120
<v Speaker 1>even sing a song of hers if you really pressed me.

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<v Speaker 1>But my mom will never know who she is, Like

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<v Speaker 1>she will never be household name. You know.

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<v Speaker 2>She can sing a song at the Oscars in perfect pitch,

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<v Speaker 2>in a nice gown, and we the moment she walks

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<v Speaker 2>off stage, it's like amnesia.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why, but I think she comes from wealth.

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<v Speaker 3>I have no idea. She's like a British.

2:27:23.040 --> 2:27:26.200
<v Speaker 1>Wealthy She's part of It's part of like all these

2:27:26.360 --> 2:27:30.440
<v Speaker 1>Albanian pop stars right on Lisa, it's Dualipa, it's Rita Aura,

2:27:30.959 --> 2:27:34.240
<v Speaker 1>it's a I think Ava Max and I think bb Rexa.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they're like all Albanian. I think so, I

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<v Speaker 1>think so clue. Well, I only know all this shit

2:27:40.080 --> 2:27:42.119
<v Speaker 1>because I listened to Who Weekly sometimes and they talk

2:27:42.160 --> 2:27:44.840
<v Speaker 1>about this. But that is so funny that you said that,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's like that is absolutely like the vibe of

2:27:47.080 --> 2:27:49.080
<v Speaker 1>her is it's just not gonna happen. She'll always have

2:27:49.160 --> 2:27:50.879
<v Speaker 1>some level of fame, but it's never gonna be the

2:27:50.879 --> 2:27:51.840
<v Speaker 1>one that she wants.

2:27:52.600 --> 2:27:53.959
<v Speaker 3>But back to.

2:27:53.959 --> 2:27:57.680
<v Speaker 1>Fame, Michael Jackson, all of this shit, I will say,

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<v Speaker 1>I am happy that, like I like came around to

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<v Speaker 1>realizing the scope of these crimes and like what happened

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<v Speaker 1>with him, because I think I was a denier.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of people have been deniers.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people are still deniers of what happened

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<v Speaker 1>with him, and I, well, it's when we.

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<v Speaker 3>Talk about a lot, it's not our own personal thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that's why when we discussed it and said, like

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<v Speaker 2>we're all a part of the system, so we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>believe the things that are fed to us or the

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<v Speaker 2>big stuff, and we're kids and it's happening and you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>no fucking way, fuck these kids, you know, or whatever

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<v Speaker 2>the vibe is, and then you hopefully get perspective on

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<v Speaker 2>the world and how it functions. But it's like we're

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<v Speaker 2>all we're all possible to fall victim to, like having

2:28:36.959 --> 2:28:42.880
<v Speaker 2>dumb opinions that keep up lifted propping this messed up

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<v Speaker 2>where we live in.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, for sure, that.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like that was a I don't know how I

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<v Speaker 2>got that sentence out. Didn't make sense, did it even

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<v Speaker 2>make sense. It's like I was faking a presentation at

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<v Speaker 2>college where I was just like putting things together that

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<v Speaker 2>are like.

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<v Speaker 1>We are here too, for obviously with the what we've

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<v Speaker 1>seen it. But I will say that I credit the

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<v Speaker 1>Leaving Neverland doc as a big part of my come

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<v Speaker 1>to Jesus moment about Michael Jackson.

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<v Speaker 2>And yes, but you said that even after it came out,

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<v Speaker 2>his sales spiked.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, yes, because people are like reminded of his

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<v Speaker 1>music and they don't care. But I wanted to lead

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<v Speaker 1>into what would Sister Peg do this week where I

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<v Speaker 1>am highlighting Leaving Neverland.

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<v Speaker 3>I just think people should watch the doc.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like important, even though it's sad and it's only

2:29:34.040 --> 2:29:37.320
<v Speaker 1>you know, it's two parts, that's it, and it's an

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<v Speaker 1>HBO documentary and you know what, HBO might be getting

2:29:39.680 --> 2:29:41.240
<v Speaker 1>sued and have to take it down, so you might

2:29:41.320 --> 2:29:43.280
<v Speaker 1>have to fucking you might not be able to see

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<v Speaker 1>it for that long. So that I'm highlighting it this

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<v Speaker 1>week for what would Sister Peg Do? And as I mentioned,

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<v Speaker 1>two part doc that features the stories of Wade Robeson

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<v Speaker 1>and James Safechuck and it goes into detail describing everything

2:29:54.280 --> 2:29:56.600
<v Speaker 1>that happened with them and their relationship with Michael Jackson.

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<v Speaker 1>It is an intense watch, but it's very eye opening

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to do dive into their stories. So again,

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<v Speaker 1>go to HBO, HBO Max and search Leaving Neverland or

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<v Speaker 1>we will have the link to it in our show

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<v Speaker 1>notes and as always in our Instagram highlight called WWSPD.

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<v Speaker 2>Next week's episode, we're doing Friending Emily Season fourteen, episode six.

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