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This podcast contase spoilers 0:00:32.840 --> 0:00:52.239 for Aunt Man and the Wasp, Quantumnia, What is this 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:56.959 a realm for ants? Hello, my name is Jason. 0:00:56.760 --> 0:01:00.640 Kntepkion and I'm Raisy Night and welcome to x ray Vision, 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:05.520 the Crooked Media podcasts where we dive deep all the 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:08.160 way down to sub atomic size to the quantum realms, 0:01:08.160 --> 0:01:11.040 talk about your favorite shows, movies, comics, and pop culture. 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:13.120 In this episode, we are going to be riding on 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:16.640 the back of giant ants to excavate. 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:18.039 The giant sub atomic air. 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:20.360 They're giant in the sub atomic realm. But if you 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:24.119 couldn't see them if they were in real life. Yeah, 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:26.480 but we will be on them and we will be 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:29.760 riding them into the airlock where we will talk about 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:35.000 Amman and the West Quantumania with spoiler free reaction first 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:36.520 and then a lot of spoilers. So if you haven't 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:39.040 seen it, go see it in ned doubt a theory 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:41.600 from listen to Grant about the location of he who 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:45.880 remains leir. This is very good. I've actually gone a 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:48.080 lot of dms with people who think about this, so Grant, 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:50.680 I'm excited to hear it. And if you want to 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:53.160 jump around, check the show notes for timestamps. Sorry if 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:55.680 they're a little bit off. We're dealing with some ad 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:58.360 insert issues, but we are trying our best. 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:09.160 All right. Coming up next to your lock, we're stepping 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:11.360 out of the air lock and into the quantum realm 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:14.520 for ant Man and the Wasp quantum Mania. First up, 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:16.720 our non spoiler reaction. 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:17.800 It's fun. 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:18.919 It's a very fun movie. 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:22.600 It's like a wild sci fi romp through the quantum realm. 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:26.760 And just the unbelievable performance from Jonathan Mage's like it 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:27.519 will blow you away. 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:31.120 I mean, that's really for me. The headline is if 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:35.959 there is an actor other than Angela Bassett who could 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:40.880 potentially one day be nominated for an Oscar off of 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:42.960 a Marvel movie. I think it's Jonathan No, me too. 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:45.720 He's the most watchable person that's ever been in there. 0:02:45.760 --> 0:02:49.279 It blows your mind and it is this emotionally driven, intense, 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:53.480 scary kind. I mean, look, we know you know this. 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:55.520 He's carrying the Conqueror. You've heard him talk about it. 0:02:55.560 --> 0:02:58.040 This is not a heroic portrayal. But I will tell 0:02:58.040 --> 0:02:59.400 you the whole way through the movie, I was just 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:03.600 rooting for He is so human and incredible and it's 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:05.400 just a lot of fun. It's a tonal shift from 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:07.320 the other anti Man movies, but you still get pops 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:10.400 of that humor and that kind of low stakes and 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:15.680 if you love poppy sci fi, weird creatures, Star Wars, Cantina, 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:17.960 all that kind of good stuff, you're gonna love it. 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:22.320 Yes and again, Kang Kan Kang Kan Kang Kang. He 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:25.040 has none of the major just has an ability to 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:30.360 make you watch him when he's delivering anyone doing anything, 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:35.920 and it gives his portrayal of Kang a real layer 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:40.240 of like menace, because you there's there's points in this 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:42.320 film where you're like, I know he's the bad guy, 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:44.320 but I want to believe everything he said. 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:46.600 Yeah, you want to believe him because he just puts 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:51.440 himself across in such a sincere, interesting way. But the 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:54.560 movie's not afraid of showing you who Kang really is, 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:58.000 or who this iteration of Kang really is. His chemistry 0:03:58.000 --> 0:04:00.840 with Michelle Pfeiffer is incredible. She's so great as Janet. 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:02.600 We get more Granet hair, which was something that we'd 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:05.520 both wanted. Really fun movie for Hank Pim. If you 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:07.480 were listening to our podcast last week and you were like, 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:10.560 we haven't got enough Hank in that Map movies, guess 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:12.720 what this is. You're gonna be You're gonna be charmed. 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:14.280 You're gonna get so much Hank. 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:18.839 That is our quick reaction non spoiler reaction to ant 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:21.279 Man in the Lost Pontumania Up next. 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:22.320 Spoilers. 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:25.719 The spoilers, folks. The spoiler phil recap, So go no 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:30.360 further if you have not watched the film Okay and 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:32.880 Men in the Lost Quantumenian directed by Peyton Reed, written 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:36.279 by Jeff Lovenes, Paul Rudd as our friend Scott Lang 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:39.640 of Angeline Lily as back as the Wasp, Jonathan Major's 0:04:39.680 --> 0:04:43.840 King the Conqueror, Michelle Pfeiffer's back as Janet Vandyne, Michael Douglas, 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:48.600 Hank Pim, and Catherine Newton as our third and final 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:55.240 Cassie Lang. Mm hmmm, let's jump into our recap. So 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:57.680 we opened in the quantum realm. This is a flashback 0:04:57.720 --> 0:05:01.080 to the time when Janet was trapped. Time works differently 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:02.920 down there, so we have no idea how long she's 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:06.640 been there or what is happening. But she sees a 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:10.200 ship enter the realm and crash. She goes over to 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:16.760 investigate and is attacked by some sort of alien creature 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:19.800 that then splits into two alien creatures that then splits 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:23.599 into four, and she takes them out, but one gets 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:27.480 the drop on her and it's blasted off of her 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:30.520 who saved her life, but Kang and he's like, where 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:35.479 the hell are we? We go back to the world, 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:41.200 the above world, where Scott Line has basically been enjoying 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:45.800 his life as a celebrity superhero who saved the world. 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:47.680 And not only did he save the world, he wrote 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:49.800 a book about it, and he's happy to talk about it. 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:52.719 Anywhere and everywhere that people want to thank him and 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:55.680 talk about it. We see him walking down the street 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:58.160 in San Francisco. Everybody's like, Scott, Oh my god, Scott, 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:01.600 it's great. He walks into his favorite coffee shop where 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:04.120 he gets stuff for free. He goes to bask and 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:08.240 Robbins that were he was once fired, but now is treated. 0:06:08.400 --> 0:06:09.799 As employee of the Century. 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:13.120 Employee of the century. People absolutely love him. We learn 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:17.880 that Scott's daughter, Cassie is It's not that she's not 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:21.960 doing great, it's more that she has very very strong 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:27.200 ideals about helping people who are who have been wronged 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:29.480 and maybe who don't have the power to help themselves, 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:32.360 and this has led to her being arrested, so Scott 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:36.400 and Hope have to go bail her out. And we 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:40.479 also learned that Cassie has a little bit has a 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:42.760 suit of her own, and she's been using it, probably 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:44.760 irresponsibly because she's a kid. 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:49.279 Yes, she shrunk a car at a protest and Scott's 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:51.800 less than happy with it. Hope seems like vaguely proud, 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:55.400 but you can tell Cassie's mad that Scott is no 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:57.279 longer an active here, right, Yeah. 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:59.159 Why aren't you doing more heroic shit the world needs. 0:06:59.240 --> 0:07:02.120 She's like, you literally saved the world, but that doesn't 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:04.040 mean that there's nothing else left to do. She was 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:07.120 at a protest to stop them sweeping homeless encampments. She 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:09.680 is really the person here who's going to kind of 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:12.720 have this moral arc to go on as the film 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:13.280 goes forward. 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:18.960 They have a family dinner, Cassie and Hank dropped the 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:24.560 pretty big news that they've been building a device that 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:29.920 will allow communication in the form of mapping. 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:32.120 Yeah, of the quantum realm. 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:37.480 Janet is like, you got to shut it down? Why, Janet, Well, 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:38.960 I don't want to talk about it. Here's where I 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:44.520 want to stop and say, Janet, you gotta just come 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:47.000 clean about some stuff that happened in the Utu realm. 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:50.440 Definitely she needed to be more honest to them, but 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:52.840 I also feel like the whole family is just constantly 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:55.440 fucking around with the cortum room. And she's like, I 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:58.120 was stuck there for thirty years. It was very traumatic, 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:00.200 Like give me a break. And they're like, well, if 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:02.040 we just built this device that would take us to 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:04.600 the quantum room in all basement without you knowing, And 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:07.080 she's like, I'd rather you didn't do that. 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:10.680 Well, Janet tells them to shut it down, but it's 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:13.560 way too late and they're all sucked into the device 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:16.720 and they fall into the Quanta room. Hank, Janet, and 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:20.280 Hope are separated from Scott and Cassie, and Janet leads 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:23.760 the Pims to an old friend named Crylar played by 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:29.520 Bill Murray, who apparently was once a freedom fighter in 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:33.360 what we are soon to learn is this land that 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:37.040 is in the midst of trying to throw off the 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:41.120 yoke of a dictator. Well, this guy, Krylar, who used 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:43.679 to fight alongside Janet, has sold out and now he's 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:48.080 like a rich guy. They have a meeting with him 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:53.240 about trying to reunite with Scott and Cassie, and he says, yeah, 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:56.080 I know who they are, where they are, but unfortunately 0:08:56.120 --> 0:08:58.600 I have to hand you over to King. But before 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:03.760 that can happen, the trio escape and Hope through an 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:08.240 embigoting Pim particle disc at the cocktail squid like creature 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:11.439 that was a delicacy that you drink in very horrific fashion, 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:15.000 makes it grow into a large size squid that then 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:18.800 takes revenge on Krylar Meanwhile, over at Cassie and Scott, 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:22.520 they let find themselves in the midst of a group 0:09:22.559 --> 0:09:27.240 of freedom fighters, including a guy named quaz Ye played 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:29.120 by William Jackson Harper who can read minds. 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:31.760 Spoiler a lot friends, wasn't Quasi? I know a lot 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:36.000 of fans hoping it was. It Also was wasn't Nathaniel 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:38.480 Richards who I was hoping it was? But it was 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:40.520 William Jackson Hopper And he can read minds and he's 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:44.120 sick of it. He's absolutely sick of it. Genturrah, Yes, 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:47.120 who we spoke about last week, who is the niece 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:48.959 of Hulk's love Interesting, that's right. 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:54.839 Jurella played by Katie m O'Brien and is basically ripped 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:56.280 straight from the pages of Yeah and. 0:09:56.240 --> 0:10:00.320 Just like a total warrior badass, like she will fight 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:02.400 through anything and she's not having any of kang shit. 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:07.760 And Veb played by David Desmalchin. And so the freedom 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:12.600 fighters are kind of not very trustful of Cassie and Scott. 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:14.520 Yeah, they think they're spies. They're like, why would you 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:17.480 just turn up here? Who are you? Also, interestingly, they 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:19.880 know nothing about the world above, They don't know about us. 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:20.760 They don't know what exists. 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:23.400 They don't know anything outside of this kind of This 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:27.040 is the subterraneum, quantum realm, underneath the quantum realm that 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:27.800 we have seen before. 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:31.920 It's a fully realized other universe, and Scott's trying to 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:35.560 make them underhand. We come from this other realm where 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:36.360 we're all lot bigger. 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:39.480 Him and Cassie's really funny like talking each other with Banta. 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:43.600 We're bigger, Like they're telling the truth, but I have 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:44.040 no idea. 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:45.120 He's like, they know nothing. 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:51.880 Meanwhile, Kang has sent his ultimate killing machine, I guess, 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:57.040 a machine. 0:10:56.640 --> 0:11:02.160 Only designed killing mechanize design killing. 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:08.319 Modov no modoc, and Modoc attacks the freedom Fighter camp 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:11.840 and absolutely raises it to the ground. 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:13.960 Using his cosmic beam, his cosmic blade. 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:16.880 He's got like the lasers. He's got these laser saw 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:20.400 blades and the whole thing. Modoc, it turns out, is 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:26.520 our good friend Darren Cross, the former CEO of PIM Technologies. 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:29.400 He took over from Hank Pim and kind of usurped 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:33.960 his power and was attempting to duplicate his technology, which 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:37.119 he was going to sell, you know, to various countries 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:40.200 that wanted to weaponize this technology. But then of course 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:43.920 he was defeated and we thought sucked into some kind 0:11:43.960 --> 0:11:48.080 of like subatomic realm to disappear forever. But clearly he survived, 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:50.920 but with his head all huge in his little baby arm. 0:11:50.960 --> 0:11:52.920 And I will say this is when we were right, 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:55.640 because we did theorize when they revealed that it was 0:11:56.360 --> 0:11:59.000 Corey Stall and Darren Cross that what happened was he'd 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.560 got sucked in and when ended up in the quantum realm, 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:06.200 he essentially was just left with his head being bigger. 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:06.720 Than everything else. 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:07.440 That was right. 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:10.440 And we also were suggesting last week that perhaps instead 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:13.360 of Aim being the ones who would control and create 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:15.040 him and kind of turn him into Modoc, it was 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:17.960 Kang and that was also right. And uh, what I 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:20.200 did not see coming is that you get to see 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:21.680 like a little Modoc butt shot. 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:23.480 That was so fun. 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:26.079 That was like I was, I was a fan. He's 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:28.480 got a very tall but yeah, he has it's a 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:30.560 it's a little Modoc butt. When he's getting pulled out 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:31.160 and put into his. 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:35.080 Chair, it's like it's like very narrow but tall. 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:37.160 Very good at Tom Irish like a egg with a. 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:41.319 Cassie and Scott are captured the rebels are routed and 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:44.240 Cassie and Scott are taken to meet King over at 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:47.680 Janet and Hank and Hopeland. Janet is finally like, Okay, 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:51.480 here's what happened. There's this guy Kang. He landed. I 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:55.720 helped him out. His ship was broken down. It needed gas. 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:57.720 I helped him get gas for his ship. 0:12:57.840 --> 0:13:04.120 Yeah, and that gas was this swirling bands of light 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:07.240 that many people, including myself, thought could be the ten rings, 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:09.440 could be something that fast Us built, But in this 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:13.319 case they were almost like taken from a clock, and 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:17.679 they are the core that pushes Kang's time chair through 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:20.959 multi verses, and Janet was able to help him, which 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:22.600 I feel like is going to come into play in 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:24.840 the future, like you're gonna have to have a Janet 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:26.560 on the Avengers who knows how to make a time 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:27.559 chair because she knows. 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:32.360 But it's so right when the ship is, the chair 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:34.880 is gassed all the way up and they are like friends, 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:38.280 yaks connected, They're going home. We're going home. 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:39.800 This is and you don't know how long it is. 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:43.040 You're going back to the second left yea. 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:45.400 And the crazy thing is you don't know Janet said, 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:47.240 it was ages this could have been most of her 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:49.040 time in the quantum room. This is someone she spent 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:51.600 so much time with. She told him about Hope, they 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:54.679 shared their lives. They had this deep connection. This is 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:57.559 a ship that I now ship, and I. 0:13:57.480 --> 0:14:01.520 Mean that let's talk about a so so. Part of 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:03.840 the reason apparently the genet didn't want to talk about 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:06.160 the Corner Room was won the war. I guess it 0:14:06.200 --> 0:14:08.040 was very traumatic. Loss of people died, okay, and she 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:11.080 she blamed herself. Yeah, but you could mention that. The 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:14.160 second thing more understandable is she fucked Crylar. 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:17.920 I'm sorry, that is unbelievable. 0:14:18.040 --> 0:14:19.400 When did she fuck Krylar? 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:22.640 No, I do not believe she was. She admitted she 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:25.200 I don't know. She was like, she was like, sorry, Hank, 0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:27.479 a woman has needs. I'm like, this is missgery. 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:28.800 You're getting it from Kryler. 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:29.880 It would have been Kang. 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:33.440 I say that that That to me is like chemistry. 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:37.120 That's why that's why you keep it a secret, right 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:39.200 because you literally had sex with like an hand war 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:39.960 lord but. 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:43.720 Re arranged my spine. Yeah, like literally, I want to 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:45.040 know what happened. You want to know why I don't 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:47.400 want to talk about the Corner room because King rearranged 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:48.600 the alignment. 0:14:48.040 --> 0:14:50.920 Of we had time sex and it was you could 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:53.320 never even compare. It was sex through the multivise. 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:56.600 And the truth is he's seen every kind of sexual 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:58.760 technique throughout. 0:14:58.200 --> 0:14:59.800 Every time he's seen it. 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:02.000 I'm like, and the. 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:06.240 True Day's right, every Cosmo twenty text that will blow 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:08.080 his mind. He's done it all. 0:15:08.360 --> 0:15:13.600 Every commisation you can't possibly and hang measure up. 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:17.480 And the thing is like the chemistry is actually there, Like, 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:20.440 but I agree between Michelle and Bill Murray. 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:22.720 Is like, just admit you, Yeah, it was King. That's 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:25.920 my head kind of do not say anything. It doesn't 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:28.360 make any And also like the tender moments that they 0:15:28.400 --> 0:15:36.640 shed together fixing, you know, doing like sexy ship and 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:38.880 then talking about their former lives drinking. 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:42.680 There's that one scene where there's like they're and they're sweating, 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:45.320 sitting right next to each other and like passing a 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:48.200 steve of water back and what are you so out 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:48.560 of breath? 0:15:50.360 --> 0:15:53.080 We doing We've been doing, guys, going on. 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:59.760 Come on, X Ray Vision will be back. We're excited 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:03.760 to the return of Stuck with Damon Young, an original 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:06.680 podcast from Cricket and Spotify. 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She is able to touch his thoughts, 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:12.720 and she then realizes, oh my god, Kang is a 0:17:12.880 --> 0:17:18.960 multi dimensional genocidal warlord who has wiped out trillions upon 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:25.480 trillions of life forms, entire timelines destroyed because of this 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:29.639 guy kan Uh, and she can't. It's such a stunning 0:17:29.840 --> 0:17:33.240 reveal that she can't hide it. Like he looks at 0:17:33.240 --> 0:17:35.240 her and he knows immediately. 0:17:34.760 --> 0:17:39.960 And yeah, he's like, oh you saw it, Janet, Like sorry, Janet, 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:41.760 but he offers that he says to that, and this 0:17:41.880 --> 0:17:44.200 is like a great character moment for Janet because he 0:17:44.240 --> 0:17:47.119 basically says to He's like, you can just forget about it. 0:17:47.280 --> 0:17:47.840 He's like, I. 0:17:47.760 --> 0:17:48.560 Can't worry about it. 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:50.320 He's like, not even that I can make you forget 0:17:50.359 --> 0:17:52.600 that you even know. He's like, you can just him. 0:17:53.119 --> 0:17:55.719 You will never have left and you will not know 0:17:56.040 --> 0:18:00.280 anything about the terrible things that I did. Yeah, it's 0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:03.760 it's really wild stuff. I'm one of the best, my favorite, 0:18:03.840 --> 0:18:05.880 one of my favorite Jonathan Mage's moments in a movie 0:18:05.920 --> 0:18:09.520 that's absolutely full of them. Janet. She's kind of quizzing 0:18:09.560 --> 0:18:10.960 him and she says to him, like, what are you 0:18:11.000 --> 0:18:13.280 gonna do when you get out of here? I'm sure 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:15.120 she wants him to say, like, I'll. 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:16.680 Make a man destroy your verse. 0:18:16.800 --> 0:18:18.760 And he looks at the camera and they do a 0:18:18.760 --> 0:18:20.880 full face close up of Jonathan Magor's and he goes 0:18:21.400 --> 0:18:23.720 win and she's like, Nope. 0:18:23.720 --> 0:18:26.639 I do like this kind of reading of Kang that 0:18:26.720 --> 0:18:29.720 he's just like he's in it. You know, he's in 0:18:29.760 --> 0:18:32.520 it for the thrill of competition. Yeah, he's like the 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:34.720 Michael Jordan of Destroyers exactly. 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:37.840 He's pissed off at his fucking fellow Kangs, and he's like, no, 0:18:37.960 --> 0:18:38.960 I must succeed. 0:18:39.040 --> 0:18:41.560 It has to be me I and so I. You know, 0:18:41.640 --> 0:18:44.359 you could see Janet being like, well, if I invite 0:18:44.400 --> 0:18:47.800 you back to my world, you're gonna fight everybody, right 0:18:47.880 --> 0:18:48.480 like you're gonna do. 0:18:48.640 --> 0:18:49.960 He's like, not your world. 0:18:50.320 --> 0:18:52.399 Let me ask you a moral question. So, Kang, you 0:18:52.440 --> 0:18:55.680 meet up Kan in the quantum realm, things may or 0:18:55.720 --> 0:18:57.800 may not happen. And then he's like, I'll deliver you 0:18:57.840 --> 0:19:01.000 back to your world, and he insists, then I'm not 0:19:01.000 --> 0:19:03.560 gonna kill your universe, but I will kill other universes. 0:19:04.280 --> 0:19:05.120 Do you go back? 0:19:05.560 --> 0:19:11.199 Look morally Morally the answer is no. Morally the answer 0:19:11.240 --> 0:19:14.360 is no, but it is I'm also not Janet. Yeah, 0:19:14.400 --> 0:19:18.080 I'm gonna be really with you. This is Jonathan Major's king. 0:19:18.160 --> 0:19:19.879 I'll be like, I'll come say in that time. Chan. 0:19:20.960 --> 0:19:24.480 It's like when it's like when Shirry was like, oh no, 0:19:24.480 --> 0:19:26.840 no more, I can't I can down the world. 0:19:26.880 --> 0:19:29.720 And I'm like why, Like they literally destroyed your whole family, 0:19:29.760 --> 0:19:32.080 Like this is a this is a gift, So yes. 0:19:32.160 --> 0:19:34.680 Morally, don't don't let him do it. And obviously you'd 0:19:34.680 --> 0:19:36.080 have to live with that your whole rest of your life. 0:19:36.119 --> 0:19:38.640 It would be terrible, So it's bad times. 0:19:38.640 --> 0:19:41.640 So Jenna is like, Okay, I can't consign my universe 0:19:41.720 --> 0:19:46.199 to UH, to the depredations of King the conquer, So 0:19:46.320 --> 0:19:49.240 therefore I am going to take the energy core that 0:19:49.240 --> 0:19:51.680 I help guess up and I'm gonna steal it from him, 0:19:52.280 --> 0:19:55.840 and Ken gives Chase, but then Janet hits it with 0:19:56.480 --> 0:20:00.040 the UH the PIM and bigger particles in turns in 0:20:00.040 --> 0:20:03.439 to this huge kind of swirling vortex of energy and 0:20:03.600 --> 0:20:06.879 time dilation and everything, and now Kang is trapped. And Kang, 0:20:06.920 --> 0:20:09.480 now that he's trapped, decides well, I might as well 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:13.000 just conquer the quantum realm and then goes about doing. 0:20:12.920 --> 0:20:17.479 Builds this unbelievable empire. Like the implication is that really 0:20:17.560 --> 0:20:22.000 what we see as the quantum realm now is mostly 0:20:22.440 --> 0:20:25.000 Kang Kang doing. There was people who lived there, and 0:20:25.040 --> 0:20:27.240 there are communities, but Kang is the one who's made 0:20:27.280 --> 0:20:31.560 it this kind of bustling, technocratic like kind of space. 0:20:31.880 --> 0:20:36.040 Obviously through nightmarish dictatorship. There's lots of like fascistic you 0:20:36.080 --> 0:20:40.080 know cops. Yeah, he made cops who are like, I guess, 0:20:40.200 --> 0:20:43.800 robot cops, you know, some some kind of blue faced cops. 0:20:43.840 --> 0:20:46.600 So yeah, he's not he's not doing very nice things there, 0:20:47.040 --> 0:20:47.560 Old Kang. 0:20:47.680 --> 0:20:52.280 Over at Kang's headquarters, Kang meets Scott and Cassie, who 0:20:52.280 --> 0:20:54.840 are in prison. Scott tries to bluff and is like, 0:20:55.080 --> 0:20:58.600 you fucked up this time. I'm an Avenger Avenger the 0:20:58.640 --> 0:21:01.720 other Avengers we're coming. I don't want to flash my badge, 0:21:01.720 --> 0:21:03.960 but that's what's going on. And Kang's like, oh, I've 0:21:04.040 --> 0:21:06.040