Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of I
Speaker 1: Am a Surge Trend or I Am a sturge trend,
Speaker 1: depending on how many lass here you are of The
Speaker 1: Good Doctor memes. I am Jack. That is Miles, Miles,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Man?
Speaker 2: Thanks for having me. Man, great to be here.
Speaker 1: We welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Real touch and go. Almost didn't make it, but yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm here, I'm here. Uh yeah, it goes good.
Speaker 2: I didn't know.
Speaker 3: I didn't know what The Good Doctor was, and I
Speaker 3: saw commercials for it, and now that it's become like
Speaker 3: Twitter meme stuff, I'm like, oh, okay.
Speaker 1: In the building it is the subject of Twitter memes
Speaker 1: stuff TMS.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's just like a.
Speaker 1: Bunch of scenes of the show that are truly amazing
Speaker 1: out of context. I'm so glad that I never accidentally
Speaker 1: watched an episode so I could just come in completely
Speaker 1: fresh to this young man screaming I am a surgeon
Speaker 1: blake conservatively seventeen times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Daniel day Kim acting opposite that guy, just
Speaker 3: delivering a powerhouse reaction.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But anyway, it's uh.
Speaker 1: Like, you really going for it man.
Speaker 2: Really, man, it really makes me realize why I don't
Speaker 2: watch network television. Right.
Speaker 1: Anyway, there there's another scene where he just goes full
Speaker 1: Tom Wam's gat on his fes wams get just uh yeah,
Speaker 1: he says a lot of getting wams get wham gams bats.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, just truly compelling stuff. Anyways, we're talking about
Speaker 1: the FDA is considering the first birth control pill without
Speaker 1: a prescription. Uh, this would be the first time.
Speaker 2: Great that Yeah, Now what else? Now what else you're
Speaker 2: gonna do?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Now, what else you're gonna do? What else are you
Speaker 2: gonna do? Government?
Speaker 3: What else you got for it? That's good, That's a
Speaker 3: good first step. Anything about anything about the Supreme Court,
Speaker 3: anything about codifying row or that's just going to be
Speaker 3: a campaign thing.
Speaker 1: That is one of my key platforms. Man. I'm just
Speaker 1: not going to actually do it because I need it
Speaker 1: to be a key platform. It's like a thing I
Speaker 1: run on. It's not a thing. Anyways. People are saying
Speaker 1: very exciting historic moment for contraceptive access, which is good
Speaker 1: because we just had a very horrifying historic moment for
Speaker 1: lack of right.
Speaker 3: So yeah, and despite even like some of the most
Speaker 3: harrowing testimonies from people, it's wild to see how much
Speaker 3: like how unmoved legislators are. But again, it's not about
Speaker 3: them having a heart, just about causing it and inflicting
Speaker 3: as much damage as possible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that life hacker has released a guide to living
Speaker 1: secretly in a stranger's home.
Speaker 2: Frogging frogging. Oh you know, Oh I know somebody who
Speaker 2: got frogged for real?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, anyway, you tell you Okay, So anyway,
Speaker 3: it's about people who like live who like break into
Speaker 3: people's houses when they're at work and shit, and like
Speaker 3: kind of live in your crib when you're not there, yes,
Speaker 3: or hide in your crib why you are there and
Speaker 3: live there. But I knew somebody who they have like
Speaker 3: one of those dog callers has GPS on it so
Speaker 3: when they get outside of like the property, like it
Speaker 3: alerts your phone.
Speaker 2: It's mostly like track your animal.
Speaker 3: And this this this person realized someone was walking his dog.
Speaker 3: What yeah, and like the first time he's like, what
Speaker 3: the fuck is this? And then the next time he
Speaker 3: asked the neighbor and said, oh, yeah, your dog walker
Speaker 3: came and he's like, I don't have a dog walker.
Speaker 3: And then they looked at like other like security.
Speaker 2: Shit.
Speaker 3: And this dude was just like kind of kicking it
Speaker 3: in the house and like walking it was I don't know,
Speaker 3: very strange.
Speaker 1: I feel like I always hear like one off anecdotes
Speaker 1: about this, or like there is a viral video that
Speaker 1: I chased down because I was so fascinated by it
Speaker 1: where you see a nighttime camera there, like we kept
Speaker 1: noticing our cereal would go missing and or like it
Speaker 1: would be lower than when we went to bed at night,
Speaker 1: so we kept a camera on. Then you see this
Speaker 1: person just like crawl out of like a crawl space
Speaker 1: above the refrigerator, and it's like super freaky. But that
Speaker 1: video was a hoax, yeah, is what I found. So
Speaker 1: I've always been interested in this, was never sure that
Speaker 1: it was going on, but apparently there's been a coming.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't see that it's like a real I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say that because this person had who knows,
Speaker 3: because they also suspected that this person had the keys
Speaker 3: to the apartment and the locks weren't changed and that's
Speaker 3: how they had access. And we're just like kind of
Speaker 3: doing weird stuff. But I'm not I'm not here to
Speaker 3: say it's a fucking epidemic, but off.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, but I mean there was recently a Knoxville
Speaker 1: man found half naked living in a crawl space cooking
Speaker 1: meth in the house, which I think it goes against
Speaker 1: the the rules as prescribed by life hacker. Uh. And
Speaker 1: then somebody else and Cedar Rappins was found breaking into
Speaker 1: people's homes to use residents computers to watch porn. So
Speaker 1: they're pointing out like, we actually don't know how frequently
Speaker 1: this sort of thing is happening. Also that like porn
Speaker 1: guy is the dream of every like high school boy
Speaker 1: just being like, yeah, no, I guess somebody's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know here we're doing it on the computer because.
Speaker 2: They bought a bunch of stuff on your credit card
Speaker 2: on OnlyFans. I don't know. It's I think we got frogged.
Speaker 1: Got frogged man, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Or someone who like is eating while they like sleepwalk
Speaker 3: and then it's like, yeah, we're getting that's where the
Speaker 3: cereal went.
Speaker 1: Yeah, getting frogged. But they're saying, choose the right house,
Speaker 1: look for somebody who like does isn't actively living there,
Speaker 1: aim for the garage.
Speaker 2: Or guest house.
Speaker 1: It is kind of a cool article and it just
Speaker 1: straight up is like all right, so you've decided to.
Speaker 2: Uh live secretly. Yeah, yeah, that all the time.
Speaker 3: When like Airbnb door codes, I'm like, I wonder if
Speaker 3: they changed that shit. Like I think, like in the apocalypse,
Speaker 3: could I go through old emails and like try like
Speaker 3: a door code in a random house and find refuge or.
Speaker 2: Some shit like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. One of the rules that apparently the frog are
Speaker 1: your friend's house didn't take into account. Dogs are not
Speaker 1: your best friend. Stay away from apparently any house with
Speaker 1: a sign.
Speaker 2: Of a dog.
Speaker 1: It's not just rip you apart style canines. You have
Speaker 1: to worry about. A tiny friendly dog will whine at
Speaker 1: the closet door if you're hiding in.
Speaker 3: There, Hey, man, come on down to my Frogs and
Speaker 3: dogs hang out right, It's gonna be great. What if
Speaker 3: you're on the other Is this only for the frogs
Speaker 3: or is this also is this article also relevant to
Speaker 3: the frogged?
Speaker 1: I feel like this article is entrapment because it opens
Speaker 1: with like twenty rules for like how to best frog
Speaker 1: and then what to do if you think you have
Speaker 1: a frog, contact the police, hurry up, call the cops.
Speaker 2: Waited, Then it says, wait, what are these tips? What
Speaker 2: do you what to do?
Speaker 3: If you think you have a frog in your house
Speaker 3: one contact the police too.
Speaker 2: Consider whether you have mental health problems.
Speaker 1: This is a very strange article.
Speaker 3: The signs of having a frog things being out of
Speaker 3: place in subtle ways, doors left open, and explained sounds,
Speaker 3: logic's movement symptoms.
Speaker 2: Uh like bipolar Wait what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Is this for real?
Speaker 1: This is a very strange article. Check for carbon monoxide poisoning.
Speaker 1: I like that they did call the police. Then consider
Speaker 1: whether you have mental health problems or are being carbon
Speaker 1: monoxide poisoned.
Speaker 2: They're gaslighting the frog?
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, this is this Maybe this whole article is
Speaker 3: pro frog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they did.
Speaker 1: Call the police one, which just get you because one
Speaker 1: of the rules is like make sure the house you're
Speaker 1: frogging in doesn't have guns, which.
Speaker 2: Good advice, But then how do you know? Okay, then you.
Speaker 1: Just turned around and told the people who are being
Speaker 1: frogged to fucking call the police, who are gonna come
Speaker 1: in and fucking shoot you.
Speaker 3: Yeah all right, well hey frog tips, say zayking, let
Speaker 3: us know if you know about any froggy behavior.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that you've know what you know of?
Speaker 1: Uh. Donald Trump found guilty of sexually abusing Egen Carroll.
Speaker 2: Get that.
Speaker 3: Wow, I mean as if that video deposition couldn't be
Speaker 3: more fucked up and egregious. But yeah, five million dollars
Speaker 3: in damages now that Egen Carrol will be receiving. I
Speaker 3: wonder how he's gonna griff that. Oh right, yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: sure he, like, you know, like when a man. I'm
Speaker 3: so glad I stopped getting alerts from that campaign. But
Speaker 3: you know they've already been like, help him fight the
Speaker 3: woke mafia.
Speaker 1: Coming after your president, and God King, yes, help him.
Speaker 3: Please ignore what exactly the outcome of that trial was.
Speaker 3: But he has been found you know, liable for sexual abuse,
Speaker 3: forcible touching, injury of Egen Carroll, willful and wanton negligence, defamation,
Speaker 3: false statements, malicious intent, injury for defamation.
Speaker 2: I just the list goes on. But I'm sure the
Speaker 2: cope on the right is probably responding well to.
Speaker 1: One of the most depressing details of the rise of
Speaker 1: Donald Trump was when the group Women for Trump was founded,
Speaker 1: like the week after the Access Hollywood tape, like by
Speaker 1: people who are just like, that's good old fashioned American values.
Speaker 1: So who knows what new and depressing ways he'll exploit this.
Speaker 1: We finally have a Whopper that looks like Spider Man,
Speaker 1: which is good news for everyone, and we will talk
Speaker 1: about that after this. Bro Oh, and we're back and
Speaker 1: I can't imagine anyone left us with that ingenious tease.
Speaker 2: It finally looks like a Spiderman, a Spider Man. Wow?
Speaker 2: What It's just like? Is there am I missing? There's
Speaker 2: a new Spider Man coming out? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, into the Spider Verse part two? Oh yes, Spider
Speaker 1: Man across the Spider Verse. You can get the Burgers
Speaker 1: from May fifteenth through June twenty one. I don't know
Speaker 1: the exact release date, but so they have dyed the
Speaker 1: Whopper bun bright red and dyed the seeds black or
Speaker 1: I guess they're just okay.
Speaker 2: So did you know everybody's allergic to sesame? Now? Really,
Speaker 2: that's like that's a new thing. I heard it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard about the sesame allergies are like fucking
Speaker 3: on the come up right now?
Speaker 2: I had no idea. But anyway, sorry, I congratulations to me.
Speaker 3: I mean, like, as an Asian person, I was like,
Speaker 3: how could you not he sess me sesame oil and
Speaker 3: shit like that?
Speaker 2: But anyway, uh, I look at this.
Speaker 3: It does look I don't know if it looks like
Speaker 3: Spider Man, but it's got the right colorway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean spider Man.
Speaker 1: Burger they nailed it, like they they truly according to
Speaker 1: the concept art, they nailed it.
Speaker 3: June sect Oh, we gotta go group outing group, We're
Speaker 3: gonna go see Spider Man movie together.
Speaker 1: Well, so Berger King, It's just a weird move for
Speaker 1: Berger came for two reasons. First of all, they keep
Speaker 1: dyeing their buns weird colors. Uh. And the most famous
Speaker 1: incident of this was when Burger King did this, uh
Speaker 1: and everybody's poop turned to a weird green color. Do
Speaker 1: you remember that? It was like a Halloween whopper that
Speaker 1: had a black bun. Oh, but it was just really
Speaker 1: dark green, really really dark green. Yeah, and everybody's poop
Speaker 1: turned like bright bright green.
Speaker 3: I was look I like, I like a little food
Speaker 3: dye induced fecal discoloration.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: That's what I said, my favorite ice cream blue monster
Speaker 3: from handles that ship.
Speaker 2: I'm not joking. Check.
Speaker 3: I I feel like a kid because I go to
Speaker 3: the bathroom, I look in the toilet like whoa.
Speaker 1: Or does it like combined with some internal color that it.
Speaker 2: Can come out pretty blue like the eye. It's pretty powerful. Man.
Speaker 2: That's that's impassive anyway.
Speaker 3: So I'm so good to good to see them back
Speaker 3: to their dying ways.
Speaker 2: But they're also so like.
Speaker 1: They made a big announcement in twenty twenty one that
Speaker 1: they're permanently banning one hundred and twenty artificial ingredients from
Speaker 1: their food men used as part of the brand's commitment
Speaker 1: to deliver real food to their customers. But then they're
Speaker 1: also you know, doing this. They're like, we're all natural
Speaker 1: unless there's a Spider Man movie coming out, which.
Speaker 3: Unless is a great marketing thing going on, in which
Speaker 3: case you will eat the most unnatural looking shit we can.
Speaker 2: Come up with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyways, we will. We will eat this and report back.
Speaker 2: No, we won't. I wouldn't. I do not eat Burger King.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess the bridge too far from an adult.
Speaker 3: You're a parent in college iced iced ea Burger King
Speaker 3: sometimes like just to kind of like, you know, just
Speaker 3: get gigg myself some calories.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The only thing I could really get like that I
Speaker 3: liked consistently was the chicken sandwich.
Speaker 1: The long chicken sandwich.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was just so long.
Speaker 3: I'm like, the fuck existing my just keeps going going,
Speaker 3: what the fuck?
Speaker 2: What kind of chicken is this?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Tom Hanks wrote a novel. I don't really, I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's a novel in which it's like about
Speaker 1: someone on a movie set. Then he's just talking about
Speaker 1: stuff he's seen on movie sets. Apparently his first book
Speaker 1: of short stories was pretty popular in the UK. So
Speaker 1: the BBC is primarily covering this and they said that
Speaker 1: critics are not impressed. Oh so I don't know, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like that.
Speaker 3: I've seen that headline about like so one was just
Speaker 3: like Tom Hanks has a new book out and Houston,
Speaker 3: we have a problem.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: And Beetlejuice too has been announced Michael Keaton, Jenna Ortega,
Speaker 1: Oh sure, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Why not? I mean, I've fucked with Beetlejuice. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Beetlejuice was great.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 3: That got me into Harry Belafonte's music rest in Piece,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I was like, that was
Speaker 3: my favorite scene in Beetlejuice.
Speaker 1: One of the best needle drop, like one of the
Speaker 1: best uses of a popular song, but like one that
Speaker 1: probably was under exposed to the generation that was going
Speaker 1: to be watching this. Yeah, man, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brian's just game up. Okay, I believe I believe you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that was all Oh my god, that was such.
Speaker 2: A good Oh.
Speaker 3: Shout out to that shout out to that scene. But yeah, Beadle,
Speaker 3: it was also like also a show of really flexed
Speaker 3: Keaton's like comedic abilities for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, one of one of the best comedic performances
Speaker 1: of the eighties. And so but this is so, this
Speaker 1: is coming out in September twenty twenty four. They're they're
Speaker 1: hoping for oscars here, I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But so, the the original Beetlejuice was eighty eight,
Speaker 1: as we talked about yesterday. This year is eighty nine.
Speaker 1: So maybe next year is going to be eighty eight,
Speaker 1: and we're just going to kind of steadily move back
Speaker 1: through the years.
Speaker 2: I'm with that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anything anything good happened in nineteen eighty eight, probably
Speaker 3: a lot. Everything was pretty chilling the eighties from what
Speaker 3: I understand in our limited perspective.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's that Jordan Dunk contest that was pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, that's pretty cool, man.
Speaker 1: That was pretty cool man. Robert de Niro stays fucking
Speaker 1: speaking pretty cool man. An interviewer mentioned his six children,
Speaker 1: and he corrected them seven. Actually I just had a baby.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, sorry I had to use that Brian
Speaker 3: and kicking that one up for me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yep, he admitted. He Oh wow, so he
Speaker 2: has seven?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is he is?
Speaker 3: He?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Sure, you know like what I mean, I'm not trying
Speaker 3: to cast this person on somebody who choosing to be
Speaker 3: a parent whenever, especially got the resources, but like that
Speaker 3: at least seventy.
Speaker 1: Nine fam Yeah, kid was from past relationships. Kids might
Speaker 1: be stretchy. His oldest daughter's fifty one, so yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: spreading it up, that's.
Speaker 3: Got to be so wild as like you're the fifty
Speaker 3: one year old, you know, son or our daughter of
Speaker 3: de Niro And they're.
Speaker 2: Like, wait, dude, what he's having another kid?
Speaker 1: Well, my half brother is coming over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a babysit my half brother literally an infant.
Speaker 1: Truly zero years old.
Speaker 3: Also, like this was also the turn. This is why
Speaker 3: his career took a turn. Like when he remember he
Speaker 3: did that Rocky and Bullwinkle movie. Oh yeah, that's because
Speaker 3: of these young ass kids he started having.
Speaker 2: I remember everyone's like.
Speaker 3: What the fuck is Bobby de Niro doing in this
Speaker 3: like Hacky Rocky and bullinkle roll And it was because
Speaker 3: they had them young little babies.
Speaker 1: I want to be able to watch something that appeals
Speaker 1: to both my three year old son and my forty
Speaker 1: three year old daughter.
Speaker 3: Right, and yeah, because I can't really, uh, I can't
Speaker 3: show them Casino yet.
Speaker 1: So yeah, who's this guy?
Speaker 2: Who's this guy? This guy?
Speaker 1: Anyways the internet. Carrie Whitmer on Twitter said, sending this
Speaker 1: to Robert de Niro, and it's a sweatshirt that's the
Speaker 1: world's sluttiest dead checking.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sweatshirt does all right.
Speaker 1: Those are some of the things that are trending on
Speaker 1: this Tuesday May night.
Speaker 2: We are back.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get
Speaker 1: the vaccine, get your flu shots, get all your shots,
Speaker 1: don't be afraid of needles, don't do nothing about white supremacy,
Speaker 1: and we will talk to you all tomorrow.
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