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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of I

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Speaker 1: Am a Surge Trend or I Am a sturge trend,

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Speaker 1: depending on how many lass here you are of The

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Speaker 1: Good Doctor memes. I am Jack. That is Miles, Miles,

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Speaker 1: what's going on? Man?

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Speaker 2: Thanks for having me. Man, great to be here.

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Speaker 1: We welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Real touch and go. Almost didn't make it, but yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm here, I'm here. Uh yeah, it goes good.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know what The Good Doctor was, and I

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Speaker 3: saw commercials for it, and now that it's become like

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Speaker 3: Twitter meme stuff, I'm like, oh, okay.

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Speaker 1: In the building it is the subject of Twitter memes

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Speaker 1: stuff TMS.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's just like a.

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Speaker 1: Bunch of scenes of the show that are truly amazing

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Speaker 1: out of context. I'm so glad that I never accidentally

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Speaker 1: watched an episode so I could just come in completely

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Speaker 1: fresh to this young man screaming I am a surgeon

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Speaker 1: blake conservatively seventeen times.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and Daniel day Kim acting opposite that guy, just

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Speaker 3: delivering a powerhouse reaction.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. But anyway, it's uh.

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Speaker 1: Like, you really going for it man.

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Speaker 2: Really, man, it really makes me realize why I don't

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Speaker 2: watch network television. Right.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, there there's another scene where he just goes full

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Speaker 1: Tom Wam's gat on his fes wams get just uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: he says a lot of getting wams get wham gams bats.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, just truly compelling stuff. Anyways, we're talking about

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Speaker 1: the FDA is considering the first birth control pill without

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Speaker 1: a prescription. Uh, this would be the first time.

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Speaker 2: Great that Yeah, Now what else? Now what else you're

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Speaker 2: gonna do?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Now, what else you're gonna do? What else are you

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Speaker 2: gonna do? Government?

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Speaker 3: What else you got for it? That's good, That's a

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Speaker 3: good first step. Anything about anything about the Supreme Court,

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Speaker 3: anything about codifying row or that's just going to be

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Speaker 3: a campaign thing.

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Speaker 1: That is one of my key platforms. Man. I'm just

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Speaker 1: not going to actually do it because I need it

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Speaker 1: to be a key platform. It's like a thing I

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Speaker 1: run on. It's not a thing. Anyways. People are saying

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Speaker 1: very exciting historic moment for contraceptive access, which is good

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Speaker 1: because we just had a very horrifying historic moment for

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Speaker 3: So yeah, and despite even like some of the most

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Speaker 3: harrowing testimonies from people, it's wild to see how much

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Speaker 3: like how unmoved legislators are. But again, it's not about

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Speaker 3: them having a heart, just about causing it and inflicting

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Speaker 3: as much damage as possible.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that life hacker has released a guide to living

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Speaker 1: secretly in a stranger's home.

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Speaker 2: Frogging frogging. Oh you know, Oh I know somebody who

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Speaker 2: got frogged for real?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, anyway, you tell you Okay, So anyway,

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Speaker 3: it's about people who like live who like break into

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Speaker 3: people's houses when they're at work and shit, and like

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Speaker 3: kind of live in your crib when you're not there, yes,

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Speaker 3: or hide in your crib why you are there and

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Speaker 3: live there. But I knew somebody who they have like

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Speaker 3: one of those dog callers has GPS on it so

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Speaker 3: when they get outside of like the property, like it

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Speaker 2: It's mostly like track your animal.

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Speaker 3: And this this this person realized someone was walking his dog.

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Speaker 3: What yeah, and like the first time he's like, what

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Speaker 3: And then they looked at like other like security.

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Speaker 2: Shit.

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Speaker 3: And this dude was just like kind of kicking it

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Speaker 1: I feel like I always hear like one off anecdotes

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Speaker 1: where you see a nighttime camera there, like we kept

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Speaker 1: noticing our cereal would go missing and or like it

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Speaker 1: so we kept a camera on. Then you see this

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't see that it's like a real I mean,

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say that because this person had who knows,

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, but I mean there was recently a Knoxville

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Speaker 1: meth in the house, which I think it goes against

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Speaker 1: the the rules as prescribed by life hacker. Uh. And

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Speaker 1: then somebody else and Cedar Rappins was found breaking into

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Speaker 1: people's homes to use residents computers to watch porn. So

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Speaker 1: they're pointing out like, we actually don't know how frequently

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Speaker 1: this sort of thing is happening. Also that like porn

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Speaker 1: guy is the dream of every like high school boy

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Speaker 1: just being like, yeah, no, I guess somebody's like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know here we're doing it on the computer because.

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Speaker 2: They bought a bunch of stuff on your credit card

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Speaker 2: on OnlyFans. I don't know. It's I think we got frogged.

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Speaker 1: Got frogged man, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Or someone who like is eating while they like sleepwalk

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Speaker 3: and then it's like, yeah, we're getting that's where the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, getting frogged. But they're saying, choose the right house,

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Speaker 1: look for somebody who like does isn't actively living there,

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Speaker 1: aim for the garage.

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Speaker 2: Or guest house.

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Speaker 1: It is kind of a cool article and it just

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Speaker 1: straight up is like all right, so you've decided to.

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Speaker 2: Uh live secretly. Yeah, yeah, that all the time.

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Speaker 3: When like Airbnb door codes, I'm like, I wonder if

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Speaker 3: they changed that shit. Like I think, like in the apocalypse,

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Speaker 3: could I go through old emails and like try like

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Speaker 3: a door code in a random house and find refuge or.

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Speaker 2: Some shit like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. One of the rules that apparently the frog are

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Speaker 1: your friend's house didn't take into account. Dogs are not

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Speaker 1: your best friend. Stay away from apparently any house with

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Speaker 2: Of a dog.

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Speaker 1: It's not just rip you apart style canines. You have

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Speaker 3: There, Hey, man, come on down to my Frogs and

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Speaker 3: dogs hang out right, It's gonna be great. What if

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Speaker 3: you're on the other Is this only for the frogs

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Speaker 3: or is this also is this article also relevant to

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Speaker 1: I feel like this article is entrapment because it opens

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Speaker 1: with like twenty rules for like how to best frog

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Speaker 1: and then what to do if you think you have

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Speaker 1: a frog, contact the police, hurry up, call the cops.

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Speaker 2: Waited, Then it says, wait, what are these tips? What

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Speaker 2: do you what to do?

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Speaker 3: If you think you have a frog in your house

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Speaker 3: one contact the police too.

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Speaker 2: Consider whether you have mental health problems.

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Speaker 1: This is a very strange article.

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Speaker 3: The signs of having a frog things being out of

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Speaker 3: logic's movement symptoms.

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Speaker 2: Uh like bipolar Wait what the fuck is this?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: Is this for real?

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Speaker 1: This is a very strange article. Check for carbon monoxide poisoning.

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Speaker 1: I like that they did call the police. Then consider

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Speaker 1: whether you have mental health problems or are being carbon

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Speaker 2: They're gaslighting the frog?

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Speaker 3: Now, yeah, this is this Maybe this whole article is

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Speaker 3: pro frog.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because they did.

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Speaker 1: Call the police one, which just get you because one

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Speaker 1: of the rules is like make sure the house you're

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Speaker 1: frogging in doesn't have guns, which.

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Speaker 2: Good advice, But then how do you know? Okay, then you.

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Speaker 1: Just turned around and told the people who are being

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Speaker 3: Yeah all right, well hey frog tips, say zayking, let

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Speaker 3: us know if you know about any froggy behavior.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that you've know what you know of?

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Speaker 1: Uh. Donald Trump found guilty of sexually abusing Egen Carroll.

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Speaker 2: Get that.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I mean as if that video deposition couldn't be

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Speaker 3: more fucked up and egregious. But yeah, five million dollars

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Speaker 3: wonder how he's gonna griff that. Oh right, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 3: sure he, like, you know, like when a man. I'm

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Speaker 3: so glad I stopped getting alerts from that campaign. But

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Speaker 3: you know they've already been like, help him fight the

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Speaker 3: woke mafia.

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Speaker 1: Coming after your president, and God King, yes, help him.

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Speaker 3: Please ignore what exactly the outcome of that trial was.

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Speaker 3: But he has been found you know, liable for sexual abuse,

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Speaker 3: forcible touching, injury of Egen Carroll, willful and wanton negligence, defamation,

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Speaker 3: false statements, malicious intent, injury for defamation.

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Speaker 2: I just the list goes on. But I'm sure the

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Speaker 2: cope on the right is probably responding well to.

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Speaker 1: One of the most depressing details of the rise of

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump was when the group Women for Trump was founded,

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Speaker 1: like the week after the Access Hollywood tape, like by

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Speaker 1: people who are just like, that's good old fashioned American values.

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Speaker 1: So who knows what new and depressing ways he'll exploit this.

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Speaker 1: We finally have a Whopper that looks like Spider Man,

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Speaker 1: which is good news for everyone, and we will talk

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Speaker 1: about that after this. Bro Oh, and we're back and

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine anyone left us with that ingenious tease.

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Speaker 2: It finally looks like a Spiderman, a Spider Man. Wow?

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Speaker 2: What It's just like? Is there am I missing? There's

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Speaker 2: a new Spider Man coming out? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, into the Spider Verse part two? Oh yes, Spider

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Speaker 1: Man across the Spider Verse. You can get the Burgers

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Speaker 1: from May fifteenth through June twenty one. I don't know

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Speaker 1: the exact release date, but so they have dyed the

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Speaker 1: Whopper bun bright red and dyed the seeds black or

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Speaker 1: I guess they're just okay.

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Speaker 2: So did you know everybody's allergic to sesame? Now? Really,

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Speaker 2: that's like that's a new thing. I heard it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard about the sesame allergies are like fucking

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Speaker 3: on the come up right now?

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Speaker 2: I had no idea. But anyway, sorry, I congratulations to me.

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Speaker 3: I mean, like, as an Asian person, I was like,

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Speaker 3: how could you not he sess me sesame oil and

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Speaker 3: shit like that?

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Speaker 2: But anyway, uh, I look at this.

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Speaker 3: It does look I don't know if it looks like

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Speaker 3: Spider Man, but it's got the right colorway.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean spider Man.

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Speaker 1: Burger they nailed it, like they they truly according to

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Speaker 2: Like, wait, dude, what he's having another kid?

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Speaker 1: Anyways the internet. Carrie Whitmer on Twitter said, sending this

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sweatshirt does all right.

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Speaker 1: this Tuesday May night.

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Speaker 2: We are back.

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Speaker 1: Tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show. Until then,

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Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get

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Speaker 1: don't be afraid of needles, don't do nothing about white supremacy,

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Speaker 1: and we will talk to you all tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Bite Bite,