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Speaker 2: As racist.

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Speaker 1: Money's turkey stuff.

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Speaker 1: Booty but cheeks booty but cheeks booty booty booty booty

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Speaker 1: Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told.

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Speaker 2: Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets

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Speaker 2: of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 1: And we finally worked to prove that. Yes, basketball was

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Speaker 1: Curtis Blow's favorite sport, but his second favorite sport was

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Speaker 1: those competitions where people slapped the shit out of each other.

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Speaker 1: He was a man who loved sports in all forms.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for your songs.

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Speaker 1: Curtis Blow, please sing about the slap competitions. I'm Langston Kurmish.

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Speaker 2: And I'm David Body and I love it. I'm with it.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy to see you.

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Speaker 2: I'm happy to see it.

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Speaker 1: While it's been a while, we were working hard on

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Speaker 1: Everybody's in LA and then I took a quick Jamaican vacation,

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Speaker 2: Oh you went to Jamaica.

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Speaker 1: I went to Jamaica.

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Speaker 2: Oh you had said that. How was it?

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Speaker 1: It was beautiful, It was very nice. My wife is

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Speaker 2: What do you like on an island?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: Like do you get some people get activated on an island?

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Speaker 2: Like are you chill still? Are you like island mode?

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Speaker 1: No? I'm pretty chill. I like, you know, with a

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Speaker 2: Okay, So you weren't like dance all tingling a ling

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Speaker 2: Sandals.

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Speaker 1: No, it was called half Moan. We're not tacky, but

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Speaker 1: Couldn't you see me like greeting you I good? One

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Speaker 2: They also don't like you.

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Speaker 2: A fat us. On the cruise, it was like these

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're trying to change your mind, young man.

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Speaker 2: In the hat, I'm just at my favorite the fourth

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Speaker 1: Anyways, we got an email from a person who I

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Speaker 1: believe is a repeat offender. Let's let's call them that,

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Speaker 1: a repeat offend. Their name Johnny. Johnny sent us an email,

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Speaker 1: and I do not let's start this email conversation by today.

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Speaker 1: I do not like the way that Johnny greeted us.

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Speaker 1: Right from the start, Johnny says, afternoon, Kermit the frog,

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Speaker 2: It's not very good. No, it's it's just like, as

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Speaker 1: It's a weak stretch. And I get it, like they're

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a Davy Crockett.

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Speaker 1: Yes, what am I doing? Okay, So you know a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's another guy named David.

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Speaker 1: It's not even like Kermit. The frog is like trash,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like, we all liked Kermit.

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Speaker 2: He was the best one. He was cool.

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Speaker 1: Besides when we saw his legs on that bike, he

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Speaker 2: That was bad. But I will say there's a lot

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Speaker 1: Okay, jay Z jay Z good example, good with the

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Speaker 1: French fries. Make meal with the French fries. It's not

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Speaker 2: My own father. There's a lot of people who don't

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Speaker 1: And Davy Crockett was fucking cool too. Was wrong with

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Speaker 2: One girl in junior high school said, David boring and

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Speaker 1: That honestly explains a lot of choices you've made.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And like the time the post.

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Speaker 1: a healthy choice, but I'm sure it won't be boring.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, or I don't even think I was boring at

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Speaker 2: But but listen, I want you guys to know I

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Speaker 2: Now does that say? Does that sound like something somebody

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you clarified what what the the gambling was,

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Speaker 2: And that they can they can send that digitally. That's

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Speaker 2: just you just get that up off the app. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: That's when they get the chickens real drunk on ripple

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Speaker 2: It's not what you think.

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Speaker 1: Let them rip each other these shreds.

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Speaker 2: Would you go to a cock fight?

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Speaker 1: No, there's nothing in me that would enjoy that. I

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Speaker 2: And now watch what about ticking in? I'm not gonna

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Speaker 2: I've never been to a cockfight. I need that known.

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Speaker 2: I have never been to a fight.

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Speaker 2: Here's a question, would you rather go to a cock

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Speaker 1: That's true. I do hate people more than I hate chickens.

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Speaker 1: But I think I sing a chicken kill another chicken

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go chicken fight.

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Speaker 2: That's fair.

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Speaker 1: But man, I don't know what about you. Where are

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Speaker 2: Depends on the chickens, depends on the dude.

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Speaker 1: You find out one of them chickens was the real asshole,

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Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, let them fight to the death.

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Speaker 2: Oh, one of those dudes with some what if? It's

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Speaker 1: We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch.

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Speaker 1: We have very exciting merch that we are now selling

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Speaker 1: and it's it's fucking great. We love it so much.

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Speaker 2: Just sleek, it's sexy.

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Speaker 1: Come on, you want to tell them what we have?

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Speaker 2: Yeah. We have three different types of hats, which is

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Speaker 2: really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien

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Speaker 2: a coofie on it since my Mama told me. And

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Speaker 2: then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama,

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Speaker 2: which is who you are.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to Mama

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Speaker 2: Here, I'm trying to do cat math and I run

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Speaker 1: And Patrise for me is is and this is something

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Speaker 2: We need a we need a bully. We need a

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Speaker 1: be awesome, and that wouldn't line. He just was just saying, wow,

439
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Speaker 1: ship the next one. All black children worldwide have fair

440
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Speaker 1: and equal education resources, funds, and access. But your children,

441
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 1: all present and future, grow to become far right coons

442
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Speaker 1: and credit you for that?

443
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Speaker 2: God?

444
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Speaker 1: Ain't that?

445
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Speaker 2: Yeah?

446
00:24:49,080 --> 00:25:02,360
Speaker 1: Very specifically wrote Johnny. Somebody name Johnny could go either way.

447
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 1: It could go either way. I don't want to say

448
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Speaker 1: his la I don't want to say his last name

449
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 1: because that seems yet unfair. But Johnny wrote this, and

450
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Speaker 1: I will say, based off of the last name, I'm

451
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Speaker 1: assuming black, but but nothing is for certain.

452
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Speaker 2: If that is a difficult one, I would have a

453
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:26,159
Speaker 2: hard time hating my kids. M Like, that would be

454
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Speaker 2: a very difficult life for me to lead. But okay,

455
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 2: are you guys, are they gonna know I did this

456
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Speaker 2: for all of them?

457
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Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think I think the implication

458
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Speaker 1: is that everybody just has equal resources and you are

459
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Speaker 1: just the daddy tool.

460
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Speaker 2: I have to do it, but that sucks. I would

461
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Speaker 2: do it.

462
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Speaker 1: You're a better man than me. I wouldn't do that

463
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Speaker 1: one day, not one to say. Plenty of people have built,

464
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Speaker 1: have built lives without formal education, and frankly, frankly, in

465
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Speaker 1: the future, I'm not sure that education is going to

466
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Speaker 1: be the resource we think it is. The world is ending,

467
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,920
Speaker 1: it's burning, everything is on fire. Who who knows if

468
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Speaker 1: getting a you know, a fucking PhD is even going

469
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Speaker 1: to be a useful resource as we move forward. I'm good.

470
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Speaker 2: I can't have to that point. Then does that not

471
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Speaker 2: fall in line with the rise of the right and

472
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Speaker 2: possibly your children are very very powerful.

473
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I've never wanted power in such a corrupt

474
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Speaker 1: way like that's never been exciting for me to just like, yeah,

475
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,919
Speaker 1: me and my family are super powerful, but look at

476
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 1: the evil we allowed in the world. Kind that's never been.

477
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Speaker 2: But don't you want the best for your kid?

478
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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, that's the best, as long as they're not

479
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 1: calling me a coon. I want the best. Just if

480
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: I gave you the best and you're running around telling people.

481
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Speaker 2: I'm a coon? Wait, is that for you? No, they're

482
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 2: not calling you a coon. They're saying you're the reason

483
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 2: that they are far right if they feel like they're righteous.

484
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Speaker 1: That sounds to me like the same shit, like the

485
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:16,919
Speaker 1: same shit to you.

486
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 2: I'm just saying they're supportive of you. Still.

487
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even want that kind of support.

488
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 2: But like, a base level high education for everybody is huge.

489
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Speaker 2: Think about how sorely lacking we are in critical thinking, dude,

490
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 2: above everything.

491
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Speaker 1: Dude, imagine if every week, every week that Candice Owens

492
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 1: and Terry Crews and all these people we make fun of.

493
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 1: I don't think that they're the say every week shouting

494
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 1: us out and shouting us out would be so bad.

495
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,640
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter if they're the same. Just imagine every

496
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 1: week if between the list of top tier coons that

497
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:59,120
Speaker 1: we make fun of on this show, if every week

498
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 1: one of them was like and and thank you Langston

499
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 1: and David for everything, y'all? Do you inspire me daily?

500
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: Kill these monkeys?

501
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Speaker 2: I think I could take the hit. Whoa, if it's

502
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 2: just my kids, it's not Do they take my kids

503
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:15,119
Speaker 2: and my grandkids?

504
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Speaker 1: Uh? It sounds like your kids think that your children

505
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: all present and future. So yeah, just your children and

506
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:26,919
Speaker 1: assume of your grandkids will go there.

507
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 2: To lose one generation. I I I would take that.

508
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 2: We got generations lost in our family. Anyways, Wow, without

509
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 2: any positive outcome, I think I could do it. I

510
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 2: think I can. For the for the for the good

511
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 2: of the whole. I think I could take I just

512
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Speaker 2: wouldn't have as many kids.

513
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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, goo google Okay, all right, less kids means

514
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: less people calling me a coop.

515
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Speaker 2: I would just have like one one one dude in

516
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Speaker 2: my family. I don't like that much. I don't you

517
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 2: got that that'd be fun I handle.

518
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: That so funny. Okay, every time a white person says

519
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 1: the N word, they're fine five percent of their liquid assets.

520
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 1: But you can only say nigga once a year per

521
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: year for the rest of your life.

522
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 2: No where does that money go to the government? Suck

523
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 2: my dick.

524
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: That's that was my fear when I heard this, was

525
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Speaker 1: that I actually think I could, I could give up

526
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 1: the word. I think I'd be okay sacrificing it. But

527
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 1: I don't like the idea that this just sort of

528
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 1: goes into a collective pot that that a government, you know,

529
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: like exactly, they get fined five percent and then it

530
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 1: gets what funded to give Israel more weapons, like no.

531
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Speaker 2: Exactly what it's like a state tax. No, I don't.

532
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that.

533
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: Unless we're talking about this as like a form of reparations,

534
00:29:55,680 --> 00:30:00,040
Speaker 1: then it's not actually servicing anything worse.

535
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 2: That exactly, And I feel like the ones who say

536
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 2: it the most have the least money to give us.

537
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 2: That's fair, So it just doesn't seem like a great deal,

538
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 2: I think. I think we're the numbers different, though I

539
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 2: would be down for you.

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Speaker 1: I also think to that point, one of the things

541
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Speaker 1: that remains dangerous in conversations about like reparations and and

542
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 1: wealth distribution and all of the shit is that like

543
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 1: a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot of lot

544
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 1: of white people in this country are very poor.

545
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 2: That's what that's my thoughts exactly.

546
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think like there is a thing in

547
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 1: like making them pay for a word and then building

548
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 1: that same resentment outward toward the people that they consider

549
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 1: to be the target of, you know, all of their

550
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: their bad doings and.

551
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 2: Shit, right. And it's also it's also that type of

552
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 2: thing where it's like it's not as solution to a problem.

553
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 2: It's a bit on a gun show. Yeah you know

554
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. Okay, So now, yeah, like you said,

555
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 2: now they're mad that they can't say it, you know

556
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 2: what I mean, And they're just going to figure out

557
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 2: another one, probably not as good of a one. Because

558
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 2: I think that they're matched out creatively.

559
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: But all African relics are returned to their home countries permanently,

560
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 1: but all problematic hoteps get a show on a legitimate

561
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 1: news channel at different points too, so it's spread out.

562
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine.

563
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: I'm one hundred percent finally, let them.

564
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 2: Prove themselves crazy. I don't give a ship.

565
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 1: Also, we have white hoteps all the time on the news,

566
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 1: and Olson is a white hotep, you know what I mean.

567
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 2: And I'm not not listening to these guys because they're

568
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 2: on CNN. You know what I'm saying. It's not how

569
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 2: yeah whatever, Yeah, the TV. I don't agree with that,

570
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 2: and I don't give a ship.

571
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, this doesn't as scary as I think you wanted

572
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 1: it to be. Let them, let them talk, they get

573
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: a show. Quick bro quo ho. Every black person not

574
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: now knows how to swim. The stereotype is defunct, but

575
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: white guys dominate the NBA for the next ten years.

576
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 2: No way, Yeah, I mean it is not that important.

577
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 1: It's kind of already happening with the the in a

578
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 1: way that I don't I don't know what to do.

579
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? I'm a Denver Nuggets fan,

580
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 2: and I have no idea what you're talking about.

581
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: Three MVPs. It seems a little excessive, but this it

582
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 1: seems like.

583
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 2: I mean, look at them, or look at the numbers.

584
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Through your own research.

585
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 1: Anthony Edwards, he's playing pretty good. I just gave it

586
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 1: to him. But that's okay.

587
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 2: I don't even watch basketball, Yeah I don't.

588
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: I don't need them in charge for ten years of nothing.

589
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 2: And I don't think swimming is like I get it

590
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 2: as a stereotype, but it's just not that important. A

591
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 2: lot of people I love dearly can't swim. Who gives

592
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 2: a ship? Yeah, it's okay. I don't know any white

593
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 2: people who can't swim, though, that's weird.

594
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 1: M Do I know any white people who can't swim

595
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 1: or not?

596
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 2: Admittedly I don't. I don't know any who are. If

597
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 2: I do, they're not like out about it.

598
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they're still in the closet about swimming.

599
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 2: It's probably pretty bad to be it's probably it's probably

600
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 2: is to be a white guy. You can't swim, here's

601
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 2: no fun.

602
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet when everybody's jumping off that deck boat

603
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 1: and you go you go, I can't they fucking eat

604
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 1: you alive. I bet when the deck boat party happened,

605
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 1: and you know I'm scared, they go, you fucking fucking monkey,

606
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,320
Speaker 1: You fucking.

607
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 2: What are you a dirty?

608
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 1: Come on?

609
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 2: Okay, Rick stamp on the decade in yours?

610
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, they fucking go in. What did you invent? Jazz?

611
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 2: Stay up here and do some freestyle raps.

612
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: Oh he's gotta roll a white owl. Okay, okay, big man.

613
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 2: Oh you don't want you don't want your locks to

614
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 2: get wet.

615
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 1: Don't touch Rick's air he gets upset. I bet they

616
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 1: eat you alive. If you can't swim as.

617
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 2: Well, I bet it's bad. I bet it's a bad

618
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 2: seat over there. Damn.

619
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: We pray for any of our white listeners who can't swim.

620
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 1: That's gotta make.

621
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 2: But also email us and tell us how it happened.

622
00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 2: That that would be nice.

623
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Speaker 1: I would like anybody, any white listeners or people who

624
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: are in any way connected to white listeners who can't swim,

625
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:08,479
Speaker 1: to come forward so that we can have a real

626
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: disc We we want to we want to start a discussion.

627
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,240
Speaker 1: We really, we really want to get into the nooks

628
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,359
Speaker 1: and crannies of how it came to be for.

629
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 2: You, but also mock you. Mm hmm. Yeah.

630
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: No, let's be clear, nothing about this is gonna be

631
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: uh warm or careful in the way that we approach it.

632
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 1: We are going to cut you deep and that just

633
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 1: is what it is. What are you gonna do? But

634
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 1: come forward, please end.

635
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 2: Us the namail I would like to.

636
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 1: We're calling upon you because uh we have we have

637
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 1: new merch. We have very exciting merch that we are

638
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Speaker 1: now selling and it's it's fucking great. We love it

639
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Speaker 1: so much.

640
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Speaker 2: Just sleek, it's sexy.

641
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: Come on, you want to tell them what we have?

642
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is

643
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 2: really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien

644
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 2: dad hat the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then

645
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 2: we have the enamel pin with an alien who has

646
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 2: a cooofie on it since my mama told me. And

647
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 2: then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama,

648
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Speaker 2: which is who you are.

649
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my

650
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Speaker 1: mama told me dot merch table dot com. It's a

651
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 1: brand new name, but it's the same old merch and

652
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Speaker 1: we would love for you to get some. If you

653
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Speaker 1: haven't got it already, and we want you to have

654
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Speaker 1: all the sweet stuff, So get it. You got last

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Speaker 1: one that Johnny said us, and these have been not bad.

656
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Speaker 1: These are pretty good. Johnny. I'm not gonna I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna make fun of you, can please, he said, quid

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Speaker 1: pro quo, he will quit pro ho, as he put it.

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Speaker 1: President Obama miraculously gets elected to a third term this

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Speaker 1: November and serves all four years. But he never gets

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Speaker 1: a line up the whole time in Michelle edge and

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Speaker 1: Michelle's edges are never greased down.

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Speaker 2: Bro, I would still take that. I guess over what's

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Speaker 2: going to happen? I don't This is a complicated one.

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Speaker 2: Let me think about it. Do you have an answer?

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Speaker 2: I do.

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Speaker 1: I have a very immediate answer, honestly, Yeah, what's your

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Speaker 1: immediate I don't think he was getting very many lineups

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Speaker 1: while he was in office. I think they worked pretty

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Speaker 1: hard to keep his lineup kind of loose. And you'll

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Speaker 1: see it now. It's a lot crisper. He's like a lot.

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Speaker 1: He's getting much better haircuts. And part of that is

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Speaker 1: because I think that a black man with a bad

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Speaker 1: haircut is more palatable to the white eye.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I mean he's no black ranger. But yeah, it

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Speaker 2: wasn't great. No.

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Speaker 1: I think he truly was like being like, hey, don't

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Speaker 1: don't do the front, just do the sides and shit

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Speaker 1: so that people still want to vote for me in

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Speaker 1: two years or whatever it is. And so I think

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Speaker 1: like him not getting the lineup is whatever. And Michelle

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Speaker 1: already done did everything Michelle needed to do. It ain't

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Speaker 1: like that and not this. I don't mean this in

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Speaker 1: a way of disrespect, but it just for me as

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Speaker 1: a fact, it's it's a bullshit job. The first lady,

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Speaker 1: you're you're not doing anything.

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Speaker 2: Yes, the first time this has come up, I've heard

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Speaker 2: this take on a lot of people. By this take, No, I.

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Speaker 1: Just don't think it's a real thing. It's just a

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Speaker 1: position of like optics, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. It seems mostly social.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you have your causes that you have to

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Speaker 2: get behind, right to champion or whatever, but yeah, it

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Speaker 2: seems mostly like a social thing. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But like even the shit that she gets behind, Like

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Speaker 1: Michelle Obama's big thing was fitness and clean eating and

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00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 1: shit that didn't actually change anything for the way that

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Speaker 1: we live. It was just something she encouraged and then

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Speaker 1: like policy was loosely sort of directed at based off

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Speaker 1: of the things that she was encouraged. But it's not

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Speaker 1: like she can go and lobby for actual like causes

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Speaker 1: and change in our society. Even if she can, it's

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Speaker 1: not because she holds a position as.

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Speaker 2: Much drone strikes for lunch, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: And you know, we can get into the complications of

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Speaker 1: rooting for Obama over and over again, but.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's really any major politician at this point

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Speaker 2: and at the.

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Speaker 1: Fall of the Yeah, I'm not. I'm not sitting here

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Speaker 1: being in any way nostalgic for the Obama years or

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Speaker 1: certainly that him.

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Speaker 2: Know I am. I felt it was the last time

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Speaker 2: it was I will say, just on a purely social level,

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Speaker 2: it was the safest I ever felt. My behavior got

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Speaker 2: wild because I felt like he had my bad WHOA,

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Speaker 2: I'm bro I wish I could tell you that that's

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Speaker 2: not the case. That's totally the case. That ninety nine

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Speaker 2: weeks of unemployment.

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Speaker 1: Baby, do you feel like your behavior will get wild

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Speaker 1: again because of it? Like Obama comes back? Will you

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Speaker 1: wild out again?

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Speaker 2: No? No, I was the right age. I mean, how

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Speaker 2: old were we when Obama got elected, it's like twenty three,

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Speaker 2: twenty right.

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Speaker 1: Two thousand and eight. I had not yet graduated from college,

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Speaker 1: so I was probably twenty one twenty.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was twenty one twenty two and we got

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Speaker 2: a black president. You don't think you were like, I'm

729
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Speaker 2: about to live forever. That's how I felt. I was like,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna it is gonna be crazy, like I think,

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Speaker 2: And I think I was not aware of My life

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Speaker 2: is hectic at the time, so I was not aware

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Speaker 2: of anything outside of my life really. So yeah, during

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Speaker 2: those Obama years, I think I definitely, I definitely took

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Speaker 2: the social currency of having a black president and moved

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Speaker 2: more recklessly than I would.

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Speaker 1: Have you damn.

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Speaker 2: And I appreciate him for that. Made a lot of

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Speaker 2: moves that needed to be made. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he had you out here working working that street life,

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Speaker 1: the street lights.

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Speaker 3: I don't like, it's the only life, you know, street life.

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Speaker 2: That's not what I was working at Target, and.

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Speaker 1: So well, everyone would just find some sweet relief in

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Speaker 1: not having two of the old oldest, sort of most

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Speaker 1: just in the undefendable.

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Speaker 2: Men sity for that debate, though.

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Speaker 1: Be the options. I truly don't believe in Obama anymore

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Speaker 1: than in any politician. I don't. I think they're all

750
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:52,399
Speaker 1: bullshit and corrupt and and all of the things. But boy,

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Speaker 1: oh boy, would be nice to just have a person

752
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Speaker 1: who's better at pretending to be a figurehead. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: charge to.

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00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 2: Have someone who makes us look like a buffoon to

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Speaker 2: the rest of the world.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be cool. Now, I will say that

757
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 1: I do think a lot of what Trump is was

758
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: a response to how angry the world was at Obama,

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00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: Obama and specifically a black dude being in that position.

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Speaker 1: So I do worry that reintroducing that just creates like

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Speaker 1: a new kind of Trump that we we can't even

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Speaker 1: imagine yet. But I'm willing to risk it for another

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Speaker 1: four years of just not fucking waking up stressed every day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's and ultimately you're giving a small

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Speaker 2: the give for the get. It's still come up right. Oh,

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Speaker 2: here's a loose hairline and she had her shut You

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Speaker 2: want Michelle Obama to be baby haired up? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck about Michelle.

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Speaker 2: You know you are you? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: You want to be a bad bitch.

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Speaker 1: Malia is smoking cigarettes outside of a twenty four parties

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Speaker 1: let them live.

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