WEBVTT - MORNING HACK- Don't Date People with this First Initial

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<v Speaker 1>One at two point seven kiss FM is the largest

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<v Speaker 1>water jug that's ever been made.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gallons are in there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's one gallon.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh. And you carry that around. That's great.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you pee all day? I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, yes, I do. We all should pee all day,

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<v Speaker 3>by the way.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, but it's so inconvenient pean all day. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>When I get to the station in the morning, I

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<v Speaker 5>don't leave here until about four thirty PM, so I

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<v Speaker 5>don't carry this around all day. It comes in the

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<v Speaker 5>studio and then it goes to my desk.

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<v Speaker 1>Once you with you in the bathroom at the studio.

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<v Speaker 1>So I walked out of the studio in Burbank to

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<v Speaker 1>use the bathroom, and I was going to the one

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<v Speaker 1>that's close it's like in our wing.

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<v Speaker 2>And Tanya said.

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<v Speaker 3>That was so well.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, where are you going? She goes to the bathroom. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>do you want me to? It was weird. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>do you want me to go first? You want to go?

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<v Speaker 2>You go first.

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<v Speaker 4>It's actually nice, you were a gentleman you offered to

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<v Speaker 4>let me go first.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's weird when there's a bathroom thing because it's

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<v Speaker 1>not like maybe depending on what your business is, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you don't. I don't go first mine, right, said a

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<v Speaker 1>little tricky. So I said, would you like to use

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<v Speaker 1>it first? You want me to go? And she's like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't use that one.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't like to use.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't like to use that one that much either,

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<v Speaker 5>because they don't ever refill the soap.

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<v Speaker 4>It's and it also like smells in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes it has a funky smell.

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<v Speaker 4>It smells like sitting water.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, why don't we have the building maintenance address this?

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<v Speaker 2>Them put soap in? They do? Where did you go?

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<v Speaker 2>You left?

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<v Speaker 3>We go to like them. There's one that has multiple stalls.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like the women's restroom.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you went to the fourth floor. I asked

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<v Speaker 1>Easton to grab me a bottle of water. Where'd he

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<v Speaker 1>go for an hour? The fourth floor? No, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have any water either.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought they gave us like free breakfast at one point.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I got to go to another floor to get water.

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<v Speaker 1>And the toilet smells like a sock. Nick, I blame you,

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<v Speaker 1>don't blame Nick.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the one person not to blame.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Marianna, where's the water around here?

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<v Speaker 4>The water?

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<v Speaker 5>Bring my own gallon the same assicanes we started an.

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<v Speaker 2>If you had to go get us a bottle, you

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<v Speaker 2>have to go to the fourth floor. Yeah, I think so. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even know. How can we do our jobs

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<v Speaker 2>without water available on the same floors?

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<v Speaker 4>Bring our own?

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I've done. All right, we're supposed to do something.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this the hack? Yes, sir?

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<v Speaker 5>All right, well it is time for the hack, and

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<v Speaker 5>I think it will offend some people.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right, all right, so this I'm only saying it

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<v Speaker 1>because I keep seeing it and this might offend. This

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<v Speaker 1>will offend people, but it's not me. I'm just messaging

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<v Speaker 1>it and I think it's a bunch of bs.

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<v Speaker 2>So why am I doing it?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there's a theory going around that you should not

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<v Speaker 1>date people with this first initial because they're toxic.

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<v Speaker 3>Toxic.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, men whose names start with J and women's

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<v Speaker 1>name who start with mr.

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<v Speaker 2>Does anybody got a J back? There?

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<v Speaker 4>Me?

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<v Speaker 5>Me Marianna Maria and women.

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<v Speaker 2>M oh your ms.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking, I was thinking, you're dating a J already,

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<v Speaker 1>and even tell me about this At the dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>My X was a J. Well there you go, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a few j x's.

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<v Speaker 1>Well then I so Marianna, Mikayla, mhmm, who else?

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<v Speaker 2>Beware beware of them?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have a few m x's, Ryan, a few like.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, let's think.

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<v Speaker 3>No no, is.

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<v Speaker 2>There an M no ms? Okay, I'll take R S

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<v Speaker 2>t l n E. But do we know why that's

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<v Speaker 2>a that's a reference from a game show? Because joke?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you get that one?

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<v Speaker 3>Got that R S T l n E?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? What would you say?

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<v Speaker 3>We don't know why?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you could read more, but I didn't read

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<v Speaker 2>the whole thing. J.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think I've dated any guys. It's the letter

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<v Speaker 4>J Today's quote.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't always have to tell your side of the

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<v Speaker 1>story time will that's right?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, is there a latency?

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<v Speaker 4>I hadn't really think about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a delay over there? You're on kiss guys,

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<v Speaker 2>it's Friday.