Speaker 1: Have you ever had an awkward job interview? You know,
Speaker 1: where you sit down and they ask you all those
Speaker 1: ridiculous questions like did you really go to Harvard Business School?
Speaker 1: And things like if you get this job, do you
Speaker 1: promise to come into work every single weekday?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: What, it's a ridiculous question. It's crazy. But if you
Speaker 1: want to have a job and earn a paycheck, you
Speaker 1: have to go through them and listen to all those dumb,
Speaker 1: stupid questions that they ask you. Well, a trend is
Speaker 1: going viral of hiring managers sharing the special tests that
Speaker 1: they use to secretly judge people during their interviews. So
Speaker 1: we'll go over them next so that you can be
Speaker 1: prepared for the next time you have one of those
Speaker 1: power hungry managers wanting to ask you about your special
Speaker 1: skills or whatever.
Speaker 3: Really they're judging. Next, it's the Jubil Show. I generally
Speaker 3: come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the
Speaker 3: side door that way lumberd can't.
Speaker 4: See me, and after that I just sort of space
Speaker 4: out for about an hour.
Speaker 3: I just stare at my desk but it looks like
Speaker 3: I'm working.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I do that for probably another hour.
Speaker 1: After a launch too.
Speaker 6: I'd say in a given week, I probably only do
Speaker 6: about fifteen minutes of real, actual work.
Speaker 3: Solid great.
Speaker 1: It's not that I'm lazy, It's that I just don't care.
Speaker 1: That's the way it is in a lot of offices.
Speaker 1: But how do you get your job? It's a jewel show.
Speaker 1: You had to go through a job interview, and there's
Speaker 1: a trend of hiring managers sharing the secret tests that
Speaker 1: they put you through during job interviews to judge if
Speaker 1: you are company material.
Speaker 3: I hate job interviews.
Speaker 1: We'll go over them in a second so that you
Speaker 1: can be prepared for the next time you have to
Speaker 1: go into a job interview to know how they might
Speaker 1: be secretly judging you. Also, remember on performing this Saturday
Speaker 1: in Olympia. You can get tickets for that if you
Speaker 1: go to the jubelshow dot com and click on stand up.
Speaker 1: Come to the show. It'll be fun. He'll judge you
Speaker 1: there too, Yes, definitely. But how do hiring managers secretly
Speaker 1: judge you. We'll go over some of the tests that
Speaker 1: they do just so you can be prepared. The water test.
Speaker 1: The water test, one hiring manager says that they look
Speaker 1: at if people brought their own water. Then they think
Speaker 1: they're prepared and they pack ahead. Okay, if they take
Speaker 1: a sip from the manager's cup, that's a bold move.
Speaker 3: I don't think anybody would ever doing a job interview.
Speaker 1: But if they chug it like they just crossed the Sahara,
Speaker 1: then obviously they don't have any sort of self control.
Speaker 7: Oh I feel like that's what this person said. This
Speaker 7: feels like a very hard way to judge somebody. The
Speaker 7: water test feels like I thought there was one where
Speaker 7: they were like, hey, can you get me some water
Speaker 7: to see how they would react if you were like
Speaker 7: to get up and like serve the manager before you've
Speaker 7: even worked for them. Oh, but like I pee all
Speaker 7: the time, so I don't bring my water around. So
Speaker 7: if you have no water, I.
Speaker 3: Would maybe maybe they see you as not prepared. I
Speaker 3: don't know this.
Speaker 1: This hiring manager didn't say anyth about if you didn't
Speaker 1: have water. Oh okay, you said they like to see
Speaker 1: how they handle their water.
Speaker 3: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: We're going over a trend of hiring managers sharing the
Speaker 1: secret tests that they put people through when they have
Speaker 1: job interviews with them, so they can judge if they're
Speaker 1: good company material.
Speaker 6: Or not.
Speaker 1: One persons that they try to catch people in a lie.
Speaker 1: They pretend to know a non existent person working at
Speaker 1: one of their old jobs, like, oh, oh, you used
Speaker 1: to work at this place, you know, Janie, And if
Speaker 1: they say yes, then you know they're a liar.
Speaker 3: That's a good test, actually, a really good one. I
Speaker 3: think you can use this outside of the office.
Speaker 6: But what if you just forgot that, like, oh, maybe
Speaker 6: there was a Janis who worked there and just said
Speaker 6: yes accidentally and then oh.
Speaker 1: Crap, And then you should say I don't know Janie.
Speaker 1: You should just be honest about that.
Speaker 3: Like I don't remember. Shoot, I bet maybe if I
Speaker 3: saw their face. But oh, that's a good way.
Speaker 6: Victoria is a liar then huh No, I'm a nervous
Speaker 6: Nelly who just says whatever comes to my mind.
Speaker 3: Difference, okay fair.
Speaker 1: Another manager at a restaurant said that they like to
Speaker 1: leave a broom on the floor when they're walking to
Speaker 1: where they're going to do the interview to see if
Speaker 1: the person picks it up or not when they walk by,
Speaker 1: if they just step over, if they don't get hired
Speaker 1: this but I might not pick that up because I'd
Speaker 1: be like I don't know if they want me to
Speaker 1: do that or not.
Speaker 6: You know, like, well, if they're leaving it down there
Speaker 6: for a reason, right, Like what if it's for someone else?
Speaker 3: Also, I wouldn't pick it up if I worked there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 7: It just feels very manipulative.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Another thing that hiring managers do to secretly test you
Speaker 1: in job interviews is ask questions that don't have a
Speaker 1: correct answer.
Speaker 3: What okay?
Speaker 1: Hiring managers at Google used to do it a lot,
Speaker 1: I guess. One question they'd ask was how many golf
Speaker 1: balls would fit in a school bus?
Speaker 3: How would I answer that? How does that affect your
Speaker 3: ability to do your job?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: They said, you'd need to know the exact size of
Speaker 1: the bus and do a lot of math. So the
Speaker 1: real reason they asked the question was to see if
Speaker 1: people would toss out a number or think through it
Speaker 1: and explain why a right answer wasn't really possible.
Speaker 3: Oh, I think I.
Speaker 6: Would think through it. I'd give a number. For sure
Speaker 6: it would be the wrong number, but number. I would
Speaker 6: laugh and be like, I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be like, where's the joke? Because it's a
Speaker 1: dad joke. I love dad jokes. This one says that
Speaker 1: just ask the receptions. Several people said that they always
Speaker 1: asked the receptionist how the person treated them. Oh, that's
Speaker 1: like they're a waiting that's a good one. It's like
Speaker 1: how you treat waiters on a day.
Speaker 3: It is a really good one. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I had a friend who she didn't work for Google,
Speaker 6: but she worked for a different company, and she just
Speaker 6: wanted to see how I would do in one of
Speaker 6: her interviews, like how I would do interviewing for her company.
Speaker 3: And so I applied to the job, just trying to
Speaker 3: see if I can get it.
Speaker 6: They immediately ten minutes later sent me a rejection email.
Speaker 6: Why I don't know, but I didn't even get to
Speaker 6: the interview stage.
Speaker 3: Usually sad, but I was like.
Speaker 7: Fair, I was not qualified, she wasn't even a real interview,
Speaker 7: and you still got rejected.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is it hurt.
Speaker 1: Another test that hiring managers say they do to secretly
Speaker 1: see if your company material or not is how you
Speaker 1: react to small talk.
Speaker 3: I hate small talk.
Speaker 7: Okay, I think that's fair. I mean you need to
Speaker 7: be able to get along with the people right office.
Speaker 7: If they're like, hey, how's your daven? Fine, Well we're
Speaker 7: not talking about my day. We're talking about job interview.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we talk about that police. Can we stay on task?
Speaker 3: It probably wouln't like that. You're an idiot. I don't
Speaker 3: want to work for you.
Speaker 1: Also, your email address, well that's the one that you
Speaker 1: don't really think about, right, Yeah, why your email?
Speaker 3: What does that have to do with anything? But it's
Speaker 3: like a hot girl sixty nine?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they're like, we're tired.
Speaker 3: Definitely in the job. Right here, it's another jubile phone
Speaker 3: frame morning twenties. Hello, Yeah, what's this is?
Speaker 2: Donk?
Speaker 3: Is this Louis's mom?
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, who's calling?
Speaker 1: Donk?
Speaker 9: Donk?
Speaker 8: Who are you calling from?
Speaker 3: I was looking for Louis's mom.
Speaker 8: Yes, I'm I'm Louis's mom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's up.
Speaker 1: I'm so my name is Paul Donkler, but like everybody
Speaker 1: calls me dog, so the kids called me donk too.
Speaker 8: Okay, what why why does this have to do with
Speaker 8: my son?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: My bad?
Speaker 1: I forgot to like get to like the main part. So,
Speaker 1: like Lewis's normal teacher is out, like on a leave
Speaker 1: of absence or whatever, and so I'm the substitute for
Speaker 1: the next few months, and so like Donk just wanted
Speaker 1: to give some of the parents a call, you know,
Speaker 1: kind of go or some for my curroculum, you.
Speaker 8: Know what I mean, your curriculum, yeahdied.
Speaker 1: So I figured I just like call the parents, break
Speaker 1: it down a little bit, you know, just because I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be like, you know, in charge of your tots
Speaker 1: for a while.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, all right, how long is this gonna take?
Speaker 8: And I have a meeting in No, it.
Speaker 1: Won't take long. I just wanted to let you know,
Speaker 1: like my goal is so I get all the kids
Speaker 1: in my fifth grade class that I'm subbing for right now,
Speaker 1: like ready for college. Donk is wondering if you wouldn't
Speaker 1: mind chipping in a little bit. We'll need some like
Speaker 1: red solo cups, and like if you have a ping
Speaker 1: pong table, I'm looking for any parents that might be
Speaker 1: willing to like donate that for a few months.
Speaker 3: Just to use it.
Speaker 9: Why would you need red solo cups?
Speaker 1: Liked Uncle saying, my goal is to get like these
Speaker 1: kids interested in college. So we're gonna have like a pong.
Speaker 8: Day, are you excuse me? You're gonna have beer punk
Speaker 8: And these are these are ten year olds.
Speaker 1: If you're working.
Speaker 8: Excuse me, like this this is not Are you serious
Speaker 8: right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah? But like I could say, what was your name?
Speaker 8: I need to write it down here? Don don don Donk?
Speaker 1: Okay, So like I can see how that concern would
Speaker 1: be there for a second because I said beer, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. But like it'll be fun because
Speaker 1: it's like ruber, you know, because like they're a little
Speaker 1: too young to be drinking. So Donk wants them to
Speaker 1: get interested in college and like basically, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like college is good.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, aren't you Dunk?
Speaker 3: Yeahdi?
Speaker 9: Why are you.
Speaker 8: Referring to yourself in the third person?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, there's only one of us here, Like it's just me.
Speaker 1: It's just Donk over here talking to you. I don't
Speaker 1: think there's not another person.
Speaker 8: You're referring to yourself with the third person? Do you
Speaker 8: know what I mean by that?
Speaker 1: No, there's only you and Donk on the phone.
Speaker 8: Yes, you just did it again, you and Dunk. Why
Speaker 8: don't you just say you and me? Why are you
Speaker 8: referring to yourself like you're another person in the third person?
Speaker 3: Okay, Like I don't I'm even having.
Speaker 8: This conversation right now? I am confused because I do
Speaker 8: you have anything else to say? Because, like I'm I've
Speaker 8: had enough. It's ridiculous that you want to you want
Speaker 8: to teach.
Speaker 9: You want to teach ten year.
Speaker 8: Olds that college it is about partying, that is the
Speaker 8: audio likes.
Speaker 1: Well, I figure we could do flip cup day, we
Speaker 1: could do bear pong day.
Speaker 8: You no, absolutely not.
Speaker 11: This is idiotic. I will definitely be calling the school
Speaker 11: and reporting you. I do not want you teaching my child.
Speaker 11: I'm going to see that Lewis is switched into a
Speaker 11: different fifth grade class if I have to, which would
Speaker 11: be really sad for him because.
Speaker 8: He loved all the kids in his class. But I
Speaker 8: cannot you. You are an idiot. Do you have anything
Speaker 8: else you need to tell me?
Speaker 1: So, like, okay, I'm just gonna go ahead and guess
Speaker 1: just because of like your reaction, like you don't want
Speaker 1: him to start lifting weights?
Speaker 8: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: This is actually Gebil from the Jubil Show doing a
Speaker 1: phone brank. You and your husband set you up. What
Speaker 1: it's a joke. Yeah, he said that your son's teacher
Speaker 1: is going to be out for a few months and
Speaker 1: he wanted you to have the worst substitute ever, so.
Speaker 8: I'm going to kill him. I'm so sorry. That's really.
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks, It's time
Speaker 1: for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 3: Victoria the stories for you? Oh god, I got so scared.
Speaker 7: But he said a megaladon has been spotted in Pennsylvania. What, yes,
Speaker 7: the megladon goldfish goldfish? Funny, Yeah, they named it the
Speaker 7: megledon goldfish because it's the size of two fists. It's
Speaker 7: a big goldfish just floating around in the water over there.
Speaker 7: So apparently if you have a goldfish, they tell you
Speaker 7: not to put it in the waterway because it'll just
Speaker 7: grow and grow really huge, really big if they're in
Speaker 7: the right environment to do that.
Speaker 3: So they only put them in there. Are we keeping
Speaker 3: them small.
Speaker 7: Because they're invasive and they ruin the natural habitat. But
Speaker 7: this fish was discovered, Yeah, the size of like two fists.
Speaker 7: Oh so nuts, right, the goldfish.
Speaker 3: They gave him a name.
Speaker 7: It's I have such a tricky relationship with goldfish because
Speaker 7: every year for Persian New Year, we get goldfish because
Speaker 7: it's part of the setup.
Speaker 3: But I get so attached.
Speaker 7: To these fish and if they're not raised properly in
Speaker 7: the right tanks and all that stuff. Then they just
Speaker 7: look so sad. And it's just my goldfish that I
Speaker 7: had last year. Sorry not to bring up old stuff,
Speaker 7: but he was so cute. He would jump up and
Speaker 7: give you little kisses and stuff. And I got so
Speaker 7: attached to it. So when I got sick, I spent
Speaker 7: five like hundreds of dollars trying to save it, and
Speaker 7: I couldn't save it. And now I never want a
Speaker 7: gold fish again because they get attached.
Speaker 3: I had a beta fish ones and I've got of
Speaker 3: its own tank.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, I doot annoyed it so much that had
Speaker 1: jumped out of its own tank.
Speaker 3: Came home from school, was just on the chair. I
Speaker 3: was like, sorry, sweetheart, is it dead? Well, it wasn't live.
Speaker 3: It was out of the tank. I didn't know if
Speaker 3: like you caught it while I was still flopping.
Speaker 6: Oh no.
Speaker 3: I came on from school and I found it like,
Speaker 3: oh I had jumped out of my Yeah. I was like,
Speaker 3: what did I do? I can't take this anymore.
Speaker 5: For me.
Speaker 7: Okay, This next one's a little bit of a quiz.
Speaker 7: It's a list of advice of how to handle something
Speaker 7: that's coming this weekend. So let's see if you can
Speaker 7: guess what it is that's scary. It's they say, this
Speaker 7: is about like lifestyle. Make sure to get more morning light,
Speaker 7: adjust your sleep schedule, maintain your bedtime rituals, avoid caffeine
Speaker 7: and alcohol late in the day, stop screen time, not
Speaker 7: exercising two or three hours before bedtime.
Speaker 3: Everyone, get ready? Where are we going with this? What
Speaker 3: does that mean?
Speaker 1: Daylight saving time is the absolute dumbest thing that we're
Speaker 1: involved in our lives.
Speaker 3: It makes no sense. It's terrible for people, and for some.
Speaker 12: Reason we still do it, still do it, and we
Speaker 12: don't even know why we just are doing it. It's
Speaker 12: crazy to me, and it's happening this weekend, and so
Speaker 12: people want you to start getting on those schedules because
Speaker 12: it really does affect people.
Speaker 3: There's always reports of crashes after daylight saving sun.
Speaker 1: It's bad for you, yeah, heart attacks, It literally is
Speaker 1: bad for us, and it's not just there's science, measurable
Speaker 1: science about this, and the government still has us do
Speaker 1: it for no reason, for literally no reason. They actually
Speaker 1: do not care about us one bit. Hap why tradition,
Speaker 1: because we've done it forever. Yeah, I really don't understand.
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous or no, but either.
Speaker 7: Way, it's coming and it's this weekend March tonight, so
Speaker 7: get that extra sleep going.
Speaker 1: But lastly, it was and it was not created for
Speaker 1: farmers to get more time and things like that. Like
Speaker 1: the reason that it was created was to try to
Speaker 1: save energy during World War One, I think, and it
Speaker 1: did not work at all, and they know it didn't work,
Speaker 1: but they still kept doing it. And there's all these
Speaker 1: different theories that people have as why we do it,
Speaker 1: because it's like misinformation. Yeah, no, they did it to
Speaker 1: try to save energy and it did not save any
Speaker 1: energy at all, and they've known that for years. And
Speaker 1: you people are having heart attacks and it's really bad
Speaker 1: to mess up your circadian rhythm and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: and it does it two times a year. We do
Speaker 1: that to ourselves all because the government doesn't want to
Speaker 1: change it for whatever reason.
Speaker 3: Look at drives me insane. You get all of the
Speaker 3: energy that is expelled by jubil.
Speaker 7: Just to explain that literally, just so you know as
Speaker 7: we laugh at him, it's because this happens every y
Speaker 7: single time you mentioned the word daylight.
Speaker 3: I'm actually being very calm about it not usually your
Speaker 3: face is red.
Speaker 6: There's only two things I've ever seen, like really get
Speaker 6: under juble skin and it's Daylight Savings and Christopher.
Speaker 3: Those two things, man man about it to bring him up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we'll get out. That's what's strending.
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Speaker 1: Hunter is on the phone today for a first Day
Speaker 1: follow up and he's getting ghosted by Jamie. So we're
Speaker 1: gonna find out his story and then give her a
Speaker 1: call and see if we can figure out why she's
Speaker 1: ghosting him and maybe get him another day if he
Speaker 1: still wants one, Hunter Hollins, have been since you heard
Speaker 1: from Jamie?
Speaker 13: Well, it's been about six days since I sent a
Speaker 13: follow up text after our date and I've heard anything.
Speaker 3: So did you text her right after the date? Was
Speaker 3: it days later? When did that happen?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 13: I texted her two days after our date and it's
Speaker 13: been six days since that text.
Speaker 3: Okay, we got a lot of exact time. Yeah, Hunter,
Speaker 3: very sure. I like it. Oh, why don't you tell
Speaker 3: us about your date and how you met Jamie?
Speaker 13: So we met through our mutual friend Mike, who thought,
Speaker 13: you know, we would be a good match. We went
Speaker 13: to an Italian spot because it just seemed you know,
Speaker 13: most romantic, and that was my idea.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, And.
Speaker 13: After the day was over, you know, I felt like
Speaker 13: we had good conversation. And after the date was over,
Speaker 13: you know, I said, oh, you know, I'd love to
Speaker 13: you know, get together again, and she said she would
Speaker 13: think about it. But I just figured she was playing
Speaker 13: hard to get.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 7: Did she give you that vibe that she was like
Speaker 7: playful and flirting into it somewhat?
Speaker 13: But I'm just you know, I'm just curious that I
Speaker 13: haven't heard back anything for six days. You know, I
Speaker 13: just figured I would have, you know, at least heard
Speaker 13: something or you know, even if she's not interested, just
Speaker 13: you know, letting me know either way.
Speaker 3: Do you think?
Speaker 7: But it turns out that that's not a common courtesy
Speaker 7: these days. What is it about her though, that makes
Speaker 7: you want to get a hold of her?
Speaker 13: We were we both talked about like similar topics. You know,
Speaker 13: we were both into like space conspiracies, aerospace.
Speaker 2: And okay, okay, all political stuff.
Speaker 3: So like aliens, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 13: And it's weird to find anyone that I can talk
Speaker 13: to about these things, or that'll even listen.
Speaker 3: She seemed into it though, Yeah, from what I saw, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that'd be cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Well is.
Speaker 7: There anything that could have happened on the date that
Speaker 7: makes you feel like I don't know, she would have
Speaker 7: been like, bye, sorry, Hunter, this was fun, but not
Speaker 7: for me.
Speaker 13: You know, maybe I'm a little bit too nerdy for
Speaker 13: my own good.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think you're you, Hunt, Hunter.
Speaker 2: I appreciate with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll find somebody who's just just as nerdy as
Speaker 1: you are. I guess maybe it was our it could
Speaker 1: have been maybe Yeah, well.
Speaker 13: I mean maybe maybe I showed too much of that
Speaker 13: too quickly.
Speaker 3: I can see that.
Speaker 6: I mean, she's gonna find out eventually, not a bad
Speaker 6: way or in a good way.
Speaker 3: Well, she also could be like a sapio sexual. You
Speaker 3: know what that is.
Speaker 7: It's when you're turned on by somebody's brain. So if
Speaker 7: you're super smart, then I mean, you know, maybe she
Speaker 7: just had a cooler I've never heard that term before,
Speaker 7: but sexual. I'm totally a sapio sexual, so I know
Speaker 7: this me too, right, Yeah, so maybe she just had
Speaker 7: to cool off for a few days.
Speaker 3: You know, if it was too hot or six days.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm trying to.
Speaker 1: Stay optimistic for you, bro, I don't know, keep poblelive.
Speaker 1: Hunter sore about to call her. We're gonna play a
Speaker 1: song come back, and then call her and see if
Speaker 1: she's als why she's ghosting you, and then maybe get
Speaker 1: you another date.
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 1: Plea's not go back to get your for safe home next.
Speaker 1: Right in the middle your first day follow up if
Speaker 1: you're just joining us, Hunter is on the phone and
Speaker 1: Hunter is getting ghosted by Jamie. So we're about to
Speaker 1: call her and see your shows house, why she's ghosting him,
Speaker 1: and maybe get him another date if he still wants
Speaker 1: one after here's the reason. But before we do that, Hunter,
Speaker 1: why don't you remind everybody of your date with Jamie.
Speaker 13: We went on Jamie and I went on a date
Speaker 13: a little over a week ago. We talked about, you know,
Speaker 13: kind of aliens in space, and a couple of days
Speaker 13: after the date, I texted her and it's now been
Speaker 13: six days since that text and I haven't heard back.
Speaker 3: Maybe she was abducted by aliens.
Speaker 13: That would be cool, That would be ironic, it'd.
Speaker 1: Be coose she swoops down in a spaceship and picks
Speaker 1: you up, and then you guys can go hang out.
Speaker 3: I just got a visual that's so funny. The second date.
Speaker 13: Alienating.
Speaker 3: I see what you did there? All right, Hunter, I'm
Speaker 3: ready for us to call her.
Speaker 13: Yeah, okay, I'm gonna call it.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call right now. Hello, Hi, I speaks to Jamie.
Speaker 1: Please listen, Jamie, Jamie, how are you. My name is
Speaker 1: Jebel from a radio show. It's called The Jubil Show,
Speaker 1: The whole radio shows.
Speaker 3: Here, Jamie, surprise. My name is Nina. Why, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 9: Everyone. What's going on with it?
Speaker 3: Not much, just chilling. How about you?
Speaker 9: I'm doing good, just working, you know, with them grind
Speaker 9: how nice?
Speaker 3: Nice?
Speaker 1: Well, we're calling you today because we got an email
Speaker 1: about you from one of our listeners. Okay, we do
Speaker 1: a segment called the first a follow up. That's where
Speaker 1: if you go out on a date with someone and
Speaker 1: then you end up ghosting them, they can email us
Speaker 1: to get you on the phone and find out why.
Speaker 1: And we got an email about you from Hunter.
Speaker 3: Oh no, okay, yes we did well.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I know, Hunger.
Speaker 2: He told me enough about himself.
Speaker 1: Fine, Okay, okay, Well he really liked you and he's
Speaker 1: wondering why you're not calling him back.
Speaker 9: Yeah. I what an awkward time. I even till I
Speaker 9: explained it.
Speaker 5: We went out.
Speaker 9: He talks about himself the whole time, with things that
Speaker 9: I had no interest, and I just kind of sat
Speaker 9: there and nodded and yeah, and he just talked. He
Speaker 9: didn't ask me about anything about myself the entire night,
Speaker 9: and it just it was very no at all ish
Speaker 9: and a lot of negative things, and I just kind
Speaker 9: of just felt stuck and I was just nodding and okay, yeah, sure, yeah,
Speaker 9: I'm interesting, And that's about the only words I could
Speaker 9: get in so the whole time.
Speaker 3: So you're not super into space and stuff because Hunter
Speaker 3: thought you guys really bonded over Amien.
Speaker 9: No, but he did talk a lot about aliens and
Speaker 9: I just nodded my head and I did not know.
Speaker 9: I couldn't get a break in the conversation to move
Speaker 9: to something else or or he was just so excitedly
Speaker 9: talking about everything he knew about. And I think listening.
Speaker 9: I mean, I'm a good listener. I guess people have
Speaker 9: told me, But wow.
Speaker 1: You don't feel like you got a chance to talk
Speaker 1: about the things that you know about. It was only
Speaker 1: him talking about the things he knows.
Speaker 9: About, exactly exact creat. It was very it's very odd.
Speaker 9: So at the end of the night I even said, yeah,
Speaker 9: you know, I'll have to think about it when he
Speaker 9: said we should do this together, and I kind of
Speaker 9: thought that he would pick it up from there. But
Speaker 9: he did text me a couple of days later and
Speaker 9: I just was your time, And then I didn't really
Speaker 9: have I wasn't.
Speaker 2: Sure how to respond.
Speaker 9: So it's been a while and I probably should have responded,
Speaker 9: but I didn't know what to say. And oh man,
Speaker 9: now everybody's gonna know.
Speaker 3: He was just really nervous.
Speaker 9: I don't know. I thought first dates, we're kind of
Speaker 9: getting to know each other like that, both people take
Speaker 9: part in things that ptain to their lives. But that's
Speaker 9: not where we were at at all. He's very smart,
Speaker 9: don't get me wrong, like.
Speaker 3: Very smart, but maybe he hasn't dated a lot.
Speaker 9: I mean, I guess that's probably a factor. I, you know,
Speaker 9: didn't we didn't get on those topics of other things.
Speaker 2: There was a lot of space up.
Speaker 3: And fall, Jamie. I will let you know that Hunter
Speaker 3: is actually on the phone listening and he wants to
Speaker 3: talk to you.
Speaker 13: I thought you were more into our conversation than apparently
Speaker 13: you were. No, I really have no interest in, you know,
Speaker 13: the space theories and different things, and I was just
Speaker 13: I was hoping the conversation would move to.
Speaker 9: Anything else in the world eventually, but it just, you know,
Speaker 9: kept going about you, and I'm sorry, that's just not
Speaker 9: I just didn't feel compatible for another date of that
Speaker 9: kind aout It was it the topics.
Speaker 13: Were they just too kind of like learning?
Speaker 9: No, I mean, I'm just not into that stuff, and
Speaker 9: I was hoping that there would be more share unless
Speaker 9: just being explained things in just a weird way that
Speaker 9: I didn't really I wasn't super interested in those topics,
Speaker 9: but it just didn't stop, and I just kind of
Speaker 9: not ad an, you know, listened, but just wasn't wasn't
Speaker 9: things I was into and wasn't type of data I
Speaker 9: was thinking it was going to be.
Speaker 13: Were the topics too intimidating, No, I don't think they're intimidating,
Speaker 13: just not what I'm interested in, because I thought I
Speaker 13: thought you were really smart talking on those topics as well.
Speaker 13: I mean I've kind of just agreed with you and
Speaker 13: nodded and try to move the conversation forward. Okay, so
Speaker 13: you learnt into the topics I was talking about.
Speaker 7: No, not really.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I guess that's good to know for future.
Speaker 1: Well, I do have to ask the question, Jamie, would
Speaker 1: you like to go on another date with Hunter?
Speaker 3: We'll pay for it.
Speaker 9: No, I'm good, think thanks?
Speaker 2: But no.
Speaker 13: Well, yeah, I'm good too as well.
Speaker 7: Okay, Well, i'm good. I think this is great that
Speaker 7: everybody's good success Hunter. Maybe you learn something too on
Speaker 7: the next time. Well, the next time you go on
Speaker 7: to date, maybe just ask them what they're into. Make
Speaker 7: that one of the questions.
Speaker 3: Make more conversational.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you like aliens?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Okay, I'm good. But I did want to let everyone
Speaker 13: know that they did release seven chemtrails today, So cool.
Speaker 2: Everyone.
Speaker 13: I would just recommend everyone say at home, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't either. Well, we'll just make sure we do that. Okay,
Speaker 3: thank you, Hunter, thank you for that.
Speaker 2: You're welcome.
Speaker 3: Juble's first day follow up.
Speaker 4: You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie is that
Speaker 4: all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
Speaker 4: I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
Speaker 4: most important thing in the world right now, but you
Speaker 4: don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
Speaker 4: like you.
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Speaker 2: Kyle.
Speaker 1: What's up, Kyle?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 3: How's it going great? How are you.
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 3: Feeling scared?
Speaker 8: Kyle?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I think I can take down Victoria.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 3: He's not a little scared. You just saying.
Speaker 1: He's saving his energy to answer the questions directly out
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Speaker 1: The game is played like this. He got thirty seconds
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Speaker 1: know one, just say pass and Victoria has to beat
Speaker 1: you outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 14: Okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, here we go, Kyle.
Speaker 1: Your time starts now.
Speaker 3: Who's known as the princess of pop.
Speaker 2: Past?
Speaker 3: What is the most expensive cut of beef?
Speaker 2: Wag you?
Speaker 3: What is the square root of one?
Speaker 4: Who?
Speaker 7: What does the Roman numeral L represent? Who developed the
Speaker 7: first electric battery?
Speaker 15: Estla?
Speaker 3: Who was the second President of the United States?
Speaker 2: Andrew Jackson.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio and while
Speaker 1: she's getting settled, Kyle, what's the most ridiculous thing you're
Speaker 1: scared of?
Speaker 3: Other than me?
Speaker 15: I'm a little girl when it comes to spiders.
Speaker 2: My wife and my daughter have to kill Informia.
Speaker 3: A valid one.
Speaker 1: He's screech and run around the house. That's what I do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm the same.
Speaker 3: I do not like spiders. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Victoria is back in studio with their headphones on and ready, Yes,
Speaker 1: here we go, Victoria thirty seconds, answer as many questions
Speaker 1: as possible. If you don't know one oh, and you
Speaker 1: have to beat Kyle out.
Speaker 3: Right to way?
Speaker 9: Are you ready?
Speaker 3: Say aam, let's go.
Speaker 1: Okay, Kyle, you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 2: All right, ready Victoria? Yeah, all right, go?
Speaker 3: Who is known as the princess of pop?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Dang it, Brady's bears? What is the most expensive cut
Speaker 3: of beef sirloin? I'm sorry wagon? What is the square
Speaker 3: root of one? Forty four?
Speaker 14: What?
Speaker 3: I don't know? Set? Then one? One? Pass? What does
Speaker 3: the roman numeral L represent?
Speaker 6: Lie?
Speaker 3: Wait? Ten? Wait? Nine?
Speaker 15: Ten?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, wait that's it. That's it, that's it.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm thinking. I think it's ten. Time is up? No,
Speaker 3: that's X? What's the L represent?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 1: One?
Speaker 3: Okay, you're gonna find out I hate this game. All right.
Speaker 1: Producer Bread is out, So let's send it over to
Speaker 1: our scoreboard and see how you guys did with our
Speaker 1: social media producer.
Speaker 3: Gabby, who loves me very much. I do love you,
Speaker 3: but I'm not gonna cheap for her. Just give me one, Gabby,
Speaker 3: I'll give you two. You got two. I did Wait, wait,
Speaker 3: Kyle got three.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, you did it. You got all the tickets, and
Speaker 1: you be Victoria. All right, let's get the answers now
Speaker 1: and need it.
Speaker 7: Britney Spears is known as the Princess of pop Wago
Speaker 7: or Kobe beef would have been accepted for the most
Speaker 7: expensive kind of beef.
Speaker 3: The square root of one forty four twelve.
Speaker 7: The Roman numeral L represents fifty what and alan is when,
Speaker 7: since it's always.
Speaker 3: The times of the Romans. Okay, for why a long time?
Speaker 7: I don't believe that Alessandro Volta is known as the
Speaker 7: person or who did develop the first electric battery.
Speaker 3: And then John Adams was the second president of the
Speaker 3: United States. I knew that one. You didn't get their bits,
Speaker 3: I didn't know.
Speaker 1: Thank you for playing Congratulations.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We play you verse Victoria the same time every single
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Speaker 3: Why'd you just give it to me, Gabby, she gave
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Speaker 1: You got that was better than what Victoria The sticky
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Speaker 3: Up Now It's time to Catch a Cheater Only on
Speaker 3: the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1: Carla is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1: She's been with her husband Bruce for eight years total.
Speaker 1: They've been married for two years, but now she thinks
Speaker 1: something might be going on. I'm sorry, Carla, Hopefully we
Speaker 1: can help you out.
Speaker 12: Though.
Speaker 3: Why do you think Bruce is cheating?
Speaker 14: I just think he's he's being like a little distant.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 7: Is this the first time in this in the eight
Speaker 7: years you guys have been together, that you've felt that
Speaker 7: maybe he's stepping out kind of?
Speaker 14: It's really hard to explain because we always try and
Speaker 14: keep things like adventurous as far as the bedroom goes. Sure,
Speaker 14: like we've tried a lot of things a lot of
Speaker 14: different places, and you know, I figure cool, Okay, the
Speaker 14: best way to keep things fresh and exciting and.
Speaker 1: To make him happy and hopefully also you exactly.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I don't know if I overstepped boundaries in a way, because.
Speaker 3: I do you know what fet life is?
Speaker 1: Yes, no, no, it's a website for finding some very
Speaker 1: specific interests that.
Speaker 6: Kay.
Speaker 14: So yeah, because I had an idea and I set
Speaker 14: up a three way because I thought that would be
Speaker 14: fun and we had never tried anything like that before,
Speaker 14: and like you know, I was like, yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 14: totally enjoy this, and like we totally did. The girl
Speaker 14: that we brought in. Her name is Madeline. She's the
Speaker 14: one that we found on the site, and uh, like
Speaker 14: her energy is great. She made like the whole thing
Speaker 14: like super comfortable. Bruce really seemed to take a liking
Speaker 14: to her. And since that first time, we've actually like
Speaker 14: had mad On back a few times. Okay, and I
Speaker 14: trust I feel like I've said, I trust Bruce like
Speaker 14: I do. But after the fourth time, I noticed that
Speaker 14: Bruce and her seemed to have gotten real friendly.
Speaker 3: He spent more time with Madeline.
Speaker 14: Yeah, and I don't want this to be like every
Speaker 14: other story, like oh, you know, like complicated emotions and
Speaker 14: all that stuff, Like it's not anything like that. I
Speaker 14: don't think, but lately I guess I think he might.
Speaker 14: He pulled away from me a little bit because I
Speaker 14: think he kind of might have a thing with Madeline.
Speaker 14: You know, I know they talk and they text sometimes
Speaker 14: and that's fine, but I see him like get text
Speaker 14: and the room.
Speaker 3: Isn't that CSSIC a boundary. I guess it's up to
Speaker 3: you guys, whatever are that you created.
Speaker 14: But I think, I mean, that doesn't usually bother me.
Speaker 14: But you know, him getting up and like leaving the
Speaker 14: room after he gets them, that's new, and that's kind
Speaker 14: of bothering me.
Speaker 3: Did you ask him about it?
Speaker 2: I mean I have.
Speaker 14: I caught him gonna lie last week because I asked
Speaker 14: Hi where I was going, and he said he was
Speaker 14: going out with friends, and then one of them texted
Speaker 14: me saying that he hasn't picked up his phone at
Speaker 14: all and he was wondering if Bruce is on the
Speaker 14: way to meet them. I mean, I just think he's
Speaker 14: like trying to pull thing, you know, pull the wole
Speaker 14: over my eyes. So it's just not going to it's
Speaker 14: not going to work. And I don't want this to
Speaker 14: be like one of those three way horror stories. But
Speaker 14: I kind of can't shake the feeling. I think like
Speaker 14: maybe instead of going to his quote friends, he went
Speaker 14: to go see mam one.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's understandable. I mean definitely that I would probably
Speaker 3: think the same thing.
Speaker 7: And now without boundaries and out those conversations, it's like,
Speaker 7: more times you are with somebody, you almost give yourself
Speaker 7: permission to be with that person anyway.
Speaker 3: It's like, well we did it anyway. Yeah, So it's
Speaker 3: what's the big deal.
Speaker 1: We'll see if we can figure it out where you
Speaker 1: already told us what grocery store you guys are rewards
Speaker 1: card members at. So we will play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: and then call him, pretend to be from the grocery
Speaker 1: store and say that he's this month's big winner of
Speaker 1: thirty six long sim rid roses to be delivered to
Speaker 1: anybody that he wants, and we'll see if he sends
Speaker 1: will see you or to somebody else? Okay, mad, Yeah,
Speaker 1: hopefully not, but we'll see. Well, place, I'll come back,
Speaker 1: get you to catch a theater next. Right in the
Speaker 1: middle of Today's to Catch a Cheater if you're just
Speaker 1: joining us. Carla is on the phone and she thinks
Speaker 1: that her husband of two years named Bruce might be
Speaker 1: messing around. So we're about to call him and pretend
Speaker 1: to be from the grocery store that there are rewards
Speaker 1: card members at and say that every single month, we
Speaker 1: choose one rewards card member at random who gets free
Speaker 1: flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll see if he
Speaker 1: sends those to Carla or if he sends them to
Speaker 1: someone else, specifically somebody named Madeline. Before we do that, Carla,
Speaker 1: why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation.
Speaker 14: Yeah, So me and Bruce were we're pretty adventurous people,
Speaker 14: and we had a threesome. This girl, Mallan, she's great.
Speaker 14: I think he's going to push the fun, but I
Speaker 14: believe that she might be texting Madam behind my back
Speaker 14: and going to see her. He's pulling away a little bit,
Speaker 14: so I have a suspicion that something's happening.
Speaker 1: All right, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, this is Trouble calling from So I was
Speaker 1: looking for our rewards card member named Bruce.
Speaker 3: Began Bruce, Please.
Speaker 1: Don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Speaker 1: I'm calling to tell you congratulations. Thank you, for shopping
Speaker 1: with us here this month, big winner.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool, I win.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've seen the signs in the store,
Speaker 1: but every single month we choose one Rewards Card member
Speaker 1: totally random to say thank you very much for shopping
Speaker 1: with us by giving you free flowers delivered from our
Speaker 1: floral department anywhere in the United States, thirty six long
Speaker 1: sim red roses, a box of candy, and a card
Speaker 1: to be delivered to anybody that you want absolutely free.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay, awesome.
Speaker 1: If you have time right now and you know the
Speaker 1: person already that you would send them to, I can
Speaker 1: take the information down in just a matter of minutes.
Speaker 1: I'm prepared to do that right now.
Speaker 3: I just did the great right. Oh you know it
Speaker 3: right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Perfect? All I need from you first is the first
Speaker 3: and last name of the person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna make it out to Crystal.
Speaker 3: Perfect.
Speaker 1: Is there anything that you would like to put on
Speaker 1: a card to Crystal?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Put down.
Speaker 16: Thank you for showing me exactly what I needed.
Speaker 2: I'll try to call you tonight.
Speaker 1: Great, And just so you know, this can be done
Speaker 1: same data delivery based on the time now too. So
Speaker 1: if you're talking about tonight. Tonight, I can this should
Speaker 1: be thereby before six o'clock, guaranteed.
Speaker 2: That's perfect, perfect, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll just let you know that that is not
Speaker 1: the truth at all. And my name is Jewbel. There's
Speaker 1: actually a radio show called the Jebel Show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're all here, bro. My name is Nina.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm Victoria, and your wife is actually on the phone.
Speaker 14: And I would like to know who the Crystal is.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about that.
Speaker 13: What the hell here?
Speaker 14: I am thinking it's like Madeline, but it's some girl
Speaker 14: named Bristol who I don't even know.
Speaker 9: Ricky, Okay, okay.
Speaker 16: Crystal is a girl that I met when you were
Speaker 16: out with your friends one night, like every night, and
Speaker 16: we just sort of clicked. And uh, she's not crazy
Speaker 16: or wild, and.
Speaker 2: She doesn't want to push every boundary in the world.
Speaker 2: And we haven't even got sex.
Speaker 16: Because I'm married, and I like that about her.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 15: She's someone who doesn't make me feel like I need
Speaker 15: to pretend to be something i'm not. You know, she
Speaker 15: doesn't want to have sex. And every que we go
Speaker 15: to or you know, share each other.
Speaker 9: Oh, isn't that funny?
Speaker 2: Probably stop funny?
Speaker 14: I've never heard you complain.
Speaker 3: I've never heard you complain during our adventure time.
Speaker 8: That's really funny. You're just in much Melanos.
Speaker 2: You just don't listen.
Speaker 9: You don't listen.
Speaker 2: I complain all the time.
Speaker 4: You just don't.
Speaker 16: You are incapable of hearing.
Speaker 14: That's what I do, dude, That's why I brought Madeline
Speaker 14: into the equation.
Speaker 16: There was your idea.
Speaker 14: Yeah, you know, dude, this is you were so annoying,
Speaker 14: and I think that you can go yourself. And by
Speaker 14: the way, I've been seeing somebody who I already met.
Speaker 14: Oh what, I met him on set life. He's a
Speaker 14: great open relationship. It's great.
Speaker 3: Some people shouldn't be married.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, guys, Yeah, it sounds like maybe, I mean,
Speaker 1: probably the best thing for you guys is to not
Speaker 1: be together anymore.
Speaker 14: Yeah, well whatever, you know, I'm done with this conversation.
Speaker 14: You can go by.
Speaker 3: What just happened.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yeah, so I guess she hung up And hey,
Speaker 2: thanks for that, whoever you are.
Speaker 7: And uh, okay, hey, whoa how are you going to
Speaker 7: be cheating on your person and want to try to
Speaker 7: catch them cheating?
Speaker 3: Isn't that like projection or whatever? And then it being right.
Speaker 1: I have no idea at this point. I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm cheating and I'm not even in a relationship.
Speaker 3: I feel super dirty. The Jewel Show to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1: Please listen to what I'm about to say. It's the
Speaker 1: Jewill Show. He can save you thousands of dollars in
Speaker 1: potential prison time.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 1: Yes, And if you're listening to my voice right now,
Speaker 1: two things, you're welcome.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: Also, there's an alarming trend on social media right now
Speaker 1: that could literally wreck you financially and you could end
Speaker 1: up in jail. Oh no, and no, it's not the
Speaker 1: let's rop a bank challenge, which is probably a thing.
Speaker 1: It's actually something you might believe or try. And because
Speaker 1: we care about you, yeah, like a lot, tell you
Speaker 1: what it is next so you don't have to worry
Speaker 1: about the next intimacy you have with your loved one
Speaker 1: being your body's pressed against a pain of bullet proof
Speaker 1: glass and a grody little phone booth while prison guards
Speaker 1: watching their prying eyes.
Speaker 3: Nobody wants that that's how you really scare them.
Speaker 1: Actually might have sounded good to some people. I don't know,
Speaker 1: But anyway, we'll tell you what it is next. So
Speaker 1: you don't fall victim to this scam. It's the Jewbile Show.
Speaker 1: Stop everything. You might be about to make a huge mistake,
Speaker 1: a mistake that could lead to the government seizing all
Speaker 1: of your assets and then being carted off to a
Speaker 1: federal prison. It's the Jewel Show. Also, just so you know,
Speaker 1: I'm performing in Olympia this Saturday. You can get tickets
Speaker 1: to my show if you go to the Jebelshow dot
Speaker 1: com and click on stand up comedy. Yeah, but that's
Speaker 1: not the thing that can lie to in prison unless
Speaker 1: you get too drunk. Might I mean, hey, never know
Speaker 1: anything happens at a jupil show and to some people
Speaker 1: being carted off to a federal prison and having all
Speaker 1: of their asset. Season might be a great time, but
Speaker 1: trust me, most people think it isn't. And there's an
Speaker 1: alarming trend on TikTok right now where unfortunately, we get
Speaker 1: all of our advice from. And it's tax season if
Speaker 1: you weren't aware. So there are tons of influencers sharing
Speaker 1: their TikTok tax hacks stuff and most of them are
Speaker 1: definitely terrible advice and things you should ignore. So let's
Speaker 1: go over the TikTok tax hacks that you should definitely
Speaker 1: ignore right now. Okay, hiring your kids excuse me, yes,
Speaker 1: that's a tax hack. Influencer saying you can hire your
Speaker 1: kids to save money. According to some videos, business owners
Speaker 1: should hire and pay their employees so the child can
Speaker 1: contribute to a rough ira with their earned income. One
Speaker 1: dude even wrote his newborn a ten thousand dollars check
Speaker 1: saying that it will work and it's a good time.
Speaker 1: And people are believing these people on TikTok, which is
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 3: I would believe that.
Speaker 7: I feel like I've heard this before and people have
Speaker 7: actually done it, especially like if your kid is an
Speaker 7: influencer or something, why some people make those.
Speaker 3: Accounts for their kids or their dogs or whatever.
Speaker 7: So technically, but that doesn't mean that just anybody can
Speaker 7: do that and be like, oh, baby, you cried today.
Speaker 3: Good word.
Speaker 1: Speaking of hiring your dog, Nina, that's another tip that's
Speaker 1: been shared on TikTok that's gone viral and people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's a great idea. Hiring your dog is not a
Speaker 1: good way to get out of paying extra taxes. You
Speaker 1: can just imagine how these videos go. Thanks for being
Speaker 1: on my chat. I'll right up your dog, thank me later.
Speaker 3: Thank you for following me along in my tax journey.
Speaker 3: Why would I like that video?
Speaker 10: Though?
Speaker 3: Some do taxes with me. I'm hiring my dog today.
Speaker 1: Videos like this one claim you can write off your
Speaker 1: pet as a guard dog who protects your business.
Speaker 3: No, you can't. What if I do it with my
Speaker 3: cat who protects my home?
Speaker 1: I don't think you can get away with that victoria.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: They say it's true that if a dog is trained
Speaker 1: and the right breed for the job, guard dog spinses
Speaker 1: are deductible, But the IRS doesn't let you deduct your
Speaker 1: Corgie for barking at the door every once in a while.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, it's my guard it'll pee on you.
Speaker 1: They're going over a trend of TikTok tax hacks that
Speaker 1: you should ignore. There's a lot of people we get
Speaker 1: all our advice from TikTok, obviously, and there's a lot
Speaker 1: of tax hacks out there that you definitely should not
Speaker 1: do because they would get you in tax trouble. People
Speaker 1: are also believing this one right off your range Rover
Speaker 1: or other luxury vehicle if you have one. There's a
Speaker 1: viral claim about a tax loophole that lets people write
Speaker 1: off the cost of a luxury vehicle on their taxes.
Speaker 3: Why I've seen people do this, but it's because they
Speaker 3: certain types of cars.
Speaker 6: They can say they're for their business, but it's influencers
Speaker 6: and so their businesses themselves.
Speaker 3: Right, and so it gets them from place to place.
Speaker 1: It's not as simple as just having a nice car though,
Speaker 1: according to the ir S Section one seven nine tax Code.
Speaker 3: Oh so smart.
Speaker 1: I'm not smart at all that. It's just in the
Speaker 1: article that we got. Businesses can write off a vehicle
Speaker 1: that's used for business purposes at least half of the time,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't allow them to duct the full cost
Speaker 1: of the vehicle the year it's put in a service,
Speaker 1: and there are strict limits due to the deductible on
Speaker 1: luxury vehicles. So it's like they pay attention to, Oh
Speaker 1: it's a Mercedes, is it really for business? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Well I could see maybe like if you were a driver,
Speaker 7: like if you were an expensive driver, uber driver or something,
Speaker 7: then maybe you can write it off that way. But
Speaker 7: they've been giving people a hard time for even writing
Speaker 7: off your like miles for how far you drive for work,
Speaker 7: Like you can't even.
Speaker 3: Do that anymore. I think I don't know you used
Speaker 3: to be able to do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to over TikTok tax hacks that you
Speaker 1: should definitely ignore. Like most advice on TikTok, do some
Speaker 1: research before you just go oh yeah, oh great, I'll
Speaker 1: do that. Forming an LLC to deduct personal expenses aka
Speaker 1: turning your hobby into a business.
Speaker 3: Actually a lot of people do this, but I don't
Speaker 3: think you should do that, soodys want me to do
Speaker 3: it before.
Speaker 1: You can have an LLC and write things off through
Speaker 1: it if it's a legitimate business. But some videos are
Speaker 1: going viral that claim you can just set up an
Speaker 1: LLC and you can deduct personal expenses like your mortgage,
Speaker 1: car payments, grocery bills, and business expenses to lower your taxes.
Speaker 1: One guy said that if you just say your hobby
Speaker 1: is a business like playing video games, you can deduct
Speaker 1: everything related to it. Suddenly thousands of people are trying
Speaker 1: to make their Netflix Netflix ence mean a media review company.
Speaker 6: I mean if you think about it, like some people
Speaker 6: would stream for a living, so then tangly they could
Speaker 6: tax that, right.
Speaker 7: I think I've tried to do that before because we
Speaker 7: work in media, So that's something we have to talk about.
Speaker 7: So I've tried to write off my different streaming accounts
Speaker 7: and then I kind of.
Speaker 3: Got left out.
Speaker 7: They're like, you can really do that like that, but
Speaker 7: we can do like your cell phone or like your
Speaker 7: you know, your computer stuff.
Speaker 1: But LC is only good if the LLC is making
Speaker 1: money because oh, what you do and I know this
Speaker 1: because I have one. What you do is you pay
Speaker 1: yourself a salary out of the LLC if you make money.
Speaker 1: If you make money, yeah, and there are ways to
Speaker 1: have the money that you make from your job go
Speaker 1: into the LLC, so you can pay yourself out of
Speaker 1: the LLC and then you get some tax breaks on it.
Speaker 1: But it's not even that big of a break, you know,
Speaker 1: but it's just like a little break. But you can't
Speaker 1: just go Everything I did today is free because I'm
Speaker 1: putting it through my LLC.
Speaker 7: Didn't tell me that part. So this is what's happening
Speaker 7: on TikTok. You have a limited amount of time to
Speaker 7: capture somebody's attention. There's this much truth to what they're
Speaker 7: trying to tell you, but they can only fit it
Speaker 7: in so many words.
Speaker 1: They got me. Also, another TikTok tax heck that you
Speaker 1: should ignore that people are believing become a fake church.
Speaker 1: Wow to avoid taxes, some eclaim, just start your own
Speaker 1: church with a few friends and register it as a
Speaker 1: nonprofit and you'll pay zero taxes.
Speaker 3: WHOA, that's like a lot of work. Tell me, just
Speaker 3: pay the taxes.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you if I just started a church,
Speaker 1: the Holy Order of Brunch, and we're writing off all
Speaker 1: of our mimassas today, it's great, it's.
Speaker 3: Actually believable until you call it the Holy Order a brunch.
Speaker 1: Time for Nina's what's trending.
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Speaker 7: because it's going to be so fun.
Speaker 3: Okay, have you ever talked to your water?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 7: Apparently talking to your water is a new trend thanks
Speaker 7: to TikTok So. Manifestation is something that you hear thrown
Speaker 7: around a lot, and some people believe in it, I
Speaker 7: being one of them. But it's a real thing. You know,
Speaker 7: you put it out into the universe. You have this
Speaker 7: whole thing with your energy. And now they're saying, if
Speaker 7: you talk to your water, you're energizing your water properly,
Speaker 7: because when you talk into it, then it holds it
Speaker 7: and then when you drink it, it's holding the energy.
Speaker 1: It could also be that when you say things out loud,
Speaker 1: your subconscious hears it, so it hear's the good things
Speaker 1: that you're saying, and you should say more good things
Speaker 1: about yourself or that you want so that your subconscious
Speaker 1: hears it and puts it in the back of your
Speaker 1: head rather than saying mean things to yourself. It might
Speaker 1: not be the water could be that, but also the water. Okay,
Speaker 1: but then if the.
Speaker 7: Water does hold it, then the water is telling it
Speaker 7: to you too, so then you get to hear it twice.
Speaker 3: Right, kind of you will know the most random things.
Speaker 6: And I will say, I think you know more about
Speaker 6: the brain than I like ever a lot about like
Speaker 6: he does.
Speaker 3: He does. I just don't talk about it much.
Speaker 7: You've said this before, but maybe you should say it
Speaker 7: more often if she doesn't remember, because it is really important.
Speaker 1: How you talk to yourself matters. It does, it absolutely matters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one hundred percent. Like I said, you're subconscious. Here's the
Speaker 1: things that you say, which is why you should not
Speaker 1: say bad things about other people, because your subconscious doesn't
Speaker 1: have eyes and ears. It's just in the back of
Speaker 1: your head, your subconscious things that you're actually talking about
Speaker 1: yourself when you call somebody fat or ugly or whatever. Right,
Speaker 1: that's why it always comes back on you. That's why
Speaker 1: people that say those things are the most insecure, because
Speaker 1: it can just continues and del So you shouldn't say
Speaker 1: that stuff to yourself.
Speaker 3: That's why you should saying really quickly. I know you
Speaker 3: shouldn't say about other people either, because.
Speaker 1: But all the research about compliments is when you give
Speaker 1: a compliment, it actually does more for your self confidence
Speaker 1: than when you get a compliment, really one hundred percent. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all the research that they've done has shown that giving
Speaker 1: a compliment does more for your more for the person
Speaker 1: giving the compliment than the person getting the compliment.
Speaker 3: I could see that.
Speaker 1: And the reason that is is because one, it makes
Speaker 1: you feel good to say something nice to somebody else,
Speaker 1: but then also your subconscious here's that, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: am I wearing my shirt? I don't know, but I'm
Speaker 1: also dope, that's just compliment of that person. So it
Speaker 1: really helps with self esteem. Not to stay here on
Speaker 1: the compliments.
Speaker 7: But is there anything about how you receive a compliment,
Speaker 7: because I think for a lot of people it's hard
Speaker 7: to receive a compliment to you and it starts to
Speaker 7: make you feel kind of uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's better for you receiving a compliment to say
Speaker 1: thank you then to be like then to then to
Speaker 1: give a compliment back to the person or whatever, yeah,
Speaker 1: or to say to downplay whatever it is, like you're
Speaker 1: really funny, Oh I just pull a joke. It's not
Speaker 1: that funny, right? That actually does damage to yourself because
Speaker 1: I feel like it's really hard hard.
Speaker 3: It makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's worked to be like thanks and then actually
Speaker 1: let it sit. Yeah, rather than going thanks, I like
Speaker 1: your shoes right right right, because them like it's an exchange.
Speaker 1: Because also at that point you your brain is hearing
Speaker 1: you like, oh, they're giving me a compliment, but not
Speaker 1: because they actually like my thing. It's just like I
Speaker 1: have to compliment them. It's like an exchange thing like
Speaker 1: you're pretty, no, you're so pretty? Yeah yeah, and you
Speaker 1: might not really mean it then you're kind of lying.
Speaker 1: It's just a rabbit hole. You can go down with
Speaker 1: your head.
Speaker 3: Why don't you try?
Speaker 7: I can tell how try giving somebody a compliment today
Speaker 7: and see how that goes. Or if you receive one,
Speaker 7: make sure you say thank you. And lastly, we'll leave
Speaker 7: it at this, and we're going to give Harry Styles
Speaker 7: a compliment because who knew he was basically the flat
Speaker 7: that's nuts. Harry Style ran this Tokyo marathon, which is
Speaker 7: really cool, and he plays six and ten out of
Speaker 7: thirty seven thousand runners. WHOA, So he's basically running a
Speaker 7: seven forty seven mile It just that's good. I know,
Speaker 7: I thought that was really I feel like that's super fast.
Speaker 7: What's your mile, jubil, I have no idea. I haven't
Speaker 7: run a mile a long time, probably pretty slow at
Speaker 7: this point.
Speaker 6: I ran a mile this past weekend for the first time.
Speaker 6: I don't know how long. But it was also like
Speaker 6: in the Texas heat. Yeah, oh my gosh, it was
Speaker 6: like ten minutes. It took me a hot min If
Speaker 6: it's that.
Speaker 3: Mile, I am stradling. I'm a ten mile away, maybe twelve,
Speaker 3: but it's okay.
Speaker 1: When I was running a lot, I was down to
Speaker 1: like six minutes.
Speaker 3: Six eighteen. That's amazing. That's so fat.
Speaker 1: But now if I run them out it probably would
Speaker 1: take me a while, probably take me I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: We'll give yourself a compliment and be like, I can
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 1: I can still do it in under twenty minutes. Also
Speaker 1: set realistic goals, guys. This is really inspiration. That is
Speaker 1: what's trending.
Speaker 9: Jubiles dirty little seat.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 9: I'm good?
Speaker 3: How are you great? You have a little secret.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 3: Let's hear it.
Speaker 5: Okay, it's kind of like my dad's secret. The reason
Speaker 5: why I'm telling it is because he's no longer with us.
Speaker 5: But sorry, So I found this out.
Speaker 9: After he passed. But I'm thirty two.
Speaker 10: I supposedly have a brother out in the world, and
Speaker 10: he's like forty five ish or something, or could even
Speaker 10: be even older. Apparently his father was, you know, born
Speaker 10: way before I was born, and I have no idea
Speaker 10: who the mom is. And I don't know if he's
Speaker 10: like still alive or but he doesn't know I exist.
Speaker 10: He doesn't know that my dad.
Speaker 17: Was ever his dad, and he was raised with someone
Speaker 17: else being his dad.
Speaker 3: Oh, how did you find out about him?
Speaker 9: So I found out through a family member.
Speaker 5: They decided to kind of like come forth and tell me,
Speaker 5: and they were kind of like.
Speaker 17: Here's all the information I have, do what you want
Speaker 17: with it. But I couldn't you know, I don't have
Speaker 17: like the woman's name or anything. But they were just like, yeah,
Speaker 17: you definitely have a brother and told me his name
Speaker 17: and everything. But I just don't know, Like I don't
Speaker 17: know if I should do twenty three and me or
Speaker 17: like something like that. But I don't want to ruin
Speaker 17: his whole life because he's grown up with someone else
Speaker 17: being his dad his entire life.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's part I know that I can understand, because
Speaker 3: I would say just go for it. But that's hard.
Speaker 3: That's hard, But I feel like I would want to know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, maybe you can find him and then I
Speaker 1: like a twenty three me and then find out more
Speaker 1: about him just through like social media or whatever and
Speaker 1: see if he seems like happy? Why was I happy?
Speaker 1: But if it's like if you can get the vibe
Speaker 1: or read on it where you're like, should I take
Speaker 1: a shot? Or I think this would really like make
Speaker 1: things really Yeah, that sucks because you want to know
Speaker 1: your brother, right, I feel like you should go. I
Speaker 1: know I would love that to find you'd always slide
Speaker 1: into his DMS and just start a conversation, right he
Speaker 1: doesn't know that you're a sister yet, and just find
Speaker 1: out more about him.
Speaker 8: Actually, oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: I mean it's a good idea.
Speaker 10: That would be something that would be something I don't
Speaker 10: even know if you had social media.
Speaker 5: You know, I want to find him so bad, but.
Speaker 17: I don't want to like crash down his whole world.
Speaker 5: And I just I don't know.
Speaker 10: I've been holding that for a long time because nobody
Speaker 10: else knows about it, wow, besides of my other family members.
Speaker 3: So yeah, man, I don't know.
Speaker 10: Yeah, thank you for letting me share it with you.
Speaker 1: Thank you for sharing, and if you end up doing
Speaker 1: it in contacting him, let us know. I'd love to
Speaker 1: hear what happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I think it would only go good, but that's me.
Speaker 3: I mean, and I would start with Google, but that's
Speaker 3: also me.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that is a good idea.
Speaker 1: Well, let us know how it goes, okay, okay, well,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you for telling your little secret.
Speaker 5: All right, thanks great
Speaker 3: What's your dirty little secret?