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Speaker 1: show will a good morning everybody. You'all listening to the voice,

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Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: what I said. But I do like I say always.

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Speaker 1: It just is a constant reminder of how good God

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Speaker 1: has been. So my question to you is what's stopping

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Speaker 1: a lot of people who have given up on achieving

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Speaker 1: decide to change. Is it what I used to call

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Speaker 1: stop doing that because you've got just a little bit

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Speaker 1: You know, them girls is calling you. Them guys that's

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Speaker 1: end of the date, here's the real deal. See, God

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Speaker 1: is available, and God is available for all of us,

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Speaker 1: and God has a plan for all of us. And

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Speaker 1: the truth of the matter. So now what we're gonna

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Speaker 1: if it's your friends, I want you to understand something.

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Speaker 1: Your friends can't save you. A lot of your friends

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Speaker 1: going to church. You're gonna be their friend. They don't

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Speaker 1: can't let what somebody thinks if you stop you from

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Speaker 1: Then you learn that what is it to stopping you

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Speaker 1: What is it? Why are you a repeat offender? Why

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Speaker 1: You keep on. Why would you not give God a try?

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Speaker 1: the satisfaction of knowing that you accomplishing something with your life,

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Speaker 1: can have? What is it that's stopping you? Really? Really?

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Speaker 1: So you think that Satan really has your best interests

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Speaker 1: at heart. That Dela thing your mama kept telling you

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Speaker 1: It ain't ever too late to turn around, It ain't

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Speaker 1: Because prayer changes things. Prayer change people too. I'm a

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Speaker 1: the two coldish groups on planet Earth. You dig, Welcome

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Speaker 1: Shutty Strawberry, I'm in both, Steve, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Colin Farrell, God, let's get it, Junior, I got five jobs.

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Speaker 1: Tell me I ain't trying, nephew, tire me every day.

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Speaker 1: I'm hustling. I'm trying to be in there. Guess up

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Speaker 1: But but what about running in those circles, you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean? Really? Yeah? Well, you know what, remember back

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Speaker 1: in the day when Oprah and Gail that their friendship was,

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Speaker 1: But back in the day, Gail was Oprah's friends. So

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Speaker 1: Oprah gave her a million dollars so she could be

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Speaker 1: We are here, no never will be okay, but what

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Speaker 1: have we learned? Right here? We ain't rich? And hear you,

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Speaker 1: the nephew to run that brank back. Raymond in the closet,

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Speaker 1: Steve's all time favorite, right greatest in the damn prank

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Speaker 1: Get you all right, let's go catch up. Hello? Hello, Herry?

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Speaker 1: Who the can you hear me? Yeah? Bad? Who's there?

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Speaker 1: This Raymond man? Speak up? I can't hear you. Who

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Speaker 1: Who is this Raymond? Raymond? Raymond vond is my sister

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Speaker 1: Veronda brother? Yes, what's up? What's up? Man? What's up?

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Speaker 1: Somebody them broke in the house, taking the house right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm going I'm look yet, I don't love you, Oh

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00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 1: my gosh. I'm just being real about what we're doing

422
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 1: and what we're doing. We're both cool with that. I'm

423
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: honest by my intentions. We gonna do this until we

424
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 1: don't want to do this no more. This ain't aboudy

425
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 1: no love. Matter of fact, we're doing it from We

426
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 1: can't even make eye contact because this ain't love at all.

427
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 1: Don't don't gaze at me, but look at me. Don't

428
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: look at me, or you look back at me. Don't

429
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 1: look back at me when we're in the moment beforeward,

430
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 1: don't look back. Don't look back. That's that's in the

431
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: moment you love. Don't do that. That's just being Yeah,

432
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: that's brutally acting jealous, not allowed good. Uh. You know

433
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,239
Speaker 1: it's a little tough man when you have have an

434
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 1: arrangement and you know it's just friends. For benefits because

435
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: the other person could have somebody, and so being jealous

436
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: is just so you post being able to play a

437
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: little bit better. Wait your turn. It ain't your turn.

438
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 1: Wait your turn. I show up with my wife. What

439
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 1: is your lip out? That is wrong with you today? Why?

440
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? And why is you texting me?

441
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 1: You'll see I'm over here. I talked about this. If

442
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 1: you walk past me and my wife one more day,

443
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: you gotta get your lip back here paid for what

444
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: you got your mom? This boy here? Why? Okay, here's

445
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 1: another one. Guys, assuming yes is for ever instead of

446
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: yes for now, play your position. Well. You know, if

447
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: if you've agreed to be with somebody for a period

448
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 1: of time and you know that's all it is, and

449
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 1: that's all it is, you really can't expect no more

450
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 1: than that. Nobody always catch feelings and mess every damn

451
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 1: bang up. Oh my god, you know, goodness, Dawn, this

452
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 1: for six months. You know that, you know we're not

453
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: gonna last no longer. Ain't no sense and you won

454
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: that hour Christmas don't go with you. You hain't been

455
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: to getting out of that Christmas now now, but October

456
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: we're gonna fade up out here. Oh man, I'm gonna

457
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: be looking for us to break bread hair ticket down.

458
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: We're been doing that. Christmas is December twenty six. Now

459
00:31:49,880 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: to deal with it, deal with it, don't okay? Okay?

460
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: Moving on? Uh no, dissing aloud, disappearing acts without explaining

461
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 1: what's happening, Okay, I can't do it. Well, you know,

462
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 1: um it's kind of touchy because you know, at the

463
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: end of the day, you know, if you say you're

464
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: gonna be here, no, you should be here. It's an

465
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 1: agreement and arrangement that we have, true, Yeah, because if

466
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: I don't know where you at, you might be outside

467
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: my damn house and that could get ugly when on

468
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 1: vacation with my damn what is you? What? What? What?

469
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: And no, you don't get a vacation. I can't go

470
00:32:55,200 --> 00:33:00,040
Speaker 1: nowhere with you. Yes, those are pictures we took. I

471
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 1: don't want to hear about the disappear Why did I

472
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 1: leave while you was in the shower because she would

473
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 1: calling me. I got to go sitting wait on you

474
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: to get out. We thow with what we was doing.

475
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 1: The segment is helping somebody. It's all about helping We

476
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: help man we hit the help. Why I can't get

477
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: a vacation if she get one? I got facebooks somewhere

478
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: as we fissed the girl, And why do I have

479
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 1: to keep having this same damn conversation. You're gonna miss

480
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: ground be out disagreement, that's what being you goss around.

481
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: We had disagree then, Okay, when we when we said,

482
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 1: you know we're friends with benefits, you knew I had kids,

483
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 1: and you said, you know you would sometimes take them

484
00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 1: out occasionally. You know you would be nice to my children.

485
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: Now you know your friends were benefits and you did

486
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 1: say you's gonna take kids out. They kids, you know

487
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 1: they have things they go forward to. You got an

488
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: out of your obligation at least get them to the park.

489
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 1: Uh huh, gim me your damn you see my profile

490
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: on Facebook man with kids, your kids men see you

491
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 1: also where their kids need to match up up and

492
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 1: your kids better not speak to me when they see

493
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 1: me out damn it. Running up on before why to

494
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 1: go the segment? Right here? Mister, you're listening Steve Harvey

495
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 1: Morning Show. It is time to ask the CLO, Steve Harvey,

496
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer. Here we go and Steve try to

497
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:04,399
Speaker 1: keep your composure on this one. Okay, it's from little

498
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: Joe in Lake Dallas, tex Right there. Already don't like

499
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: you because it sounded like my homie Louis john On.

500
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 1: You know, we already go ahead with problem. Go ahead,

501
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 1: Little Joe says, I'm in my late forties and i'd

502
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 1: love to get your advice on dating women that are

503
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 1: taller than me. My ex wife is five nine and

504
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 1: you heard what I said, and I'm five seven, but

505
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,879
Speaker 1: the high difference was never a big deal to her.

506
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,800
Speaker 1: We got divorced, and I'm not having much luck dating.

507
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 1: I prefer tall women, and it's a good thing I

508
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: have thick skin, because a lot of tall women have

509
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: laughed in my face and called me shorty. I even

510
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: tried dating a lady that's five three, and she even

511
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: said I'm shorter than the guys she typically dating. What's

512
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 1: a man to do? Little man? Look at him? Name

513
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: what Loui? Joe? Lou Man? You know, well, I'm being resort,

514
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 1: little man. He called himself little Joe. At least I'm

515
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 1: calling him a man. I ain't say a little boy.

516
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: I'm being okay, cool lord Joe. Look at him. The

517
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 1: fact that you prefer taller women. That's fine. You have

518
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: every right to your preface. Now you guys to find

519
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: taller women that prefer short of men, well see, And

520
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 1: you know, just based on Thoma's response, I'm thinking you're

521
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 1: gonna have to up yourself esteem. Lord Joe, you're gonna

522
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 1: have to pull yourself up and just keep your head

523
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 1: up and don't let nobody belittle you, you know, so

524
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: to speak, don't let nobody talk down to you. You know,

525
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 1: stop people, stop letting people walk over you. This is

526
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 1: not help. You don't not help. Well, we married a

527
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: tall woman. There's another tall woman out there that'll have him.

528
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,799
Speaker 1: I'm sure, I'm pretty sure it is. Yeah, all right.

529
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 1: Ronita and Marietta, Georgia says, I have four girlfriends and

530
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,760
Speaker 1: we went on a girl's weekend in the North Georgia

531
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 1: last week to do an intervention on a girlfriend that's

532
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: engaged to a controlling man. We rented an airbnb and

533
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: had some wine before we tried talking to her about

534
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,320
Speaker 1: her man. She was very defensive, so we let it

535
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 1: go and went to bed. Around two am, her fiance

536
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: popped up at our place. He said he couldn't sleep

537
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 1: without her so he drove over an hour and a

538
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,280
Speaker 1: half to pick her up. She thought it was sweet.

539
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 1: We told her it was very creepy. She's not getting it,

540
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 1: so should we stay out of it? Wow, that's a mess.

541
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 1: What the old people say. I can't get sick and

542
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,279
Speaker 1: tired for you. Right, that's it. But if you think

543
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 1: and this is cute and you fit to marry him,

544
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: this cute gonna way off after a while because I

545
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: don't care how much you love a person. You need space. Yeah,

546
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: you need the ability to breathe and do you and

547
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 1: be you. And if he's that controlling and that overbearing,

548
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: and it's gonna get old and then probably got old now.

549
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 1: But you thinking he's cute, Oh he won't be so bad. Okay,

550
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 1: all right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning

551
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 1: Show coming up right after this. You're listening to show.

552
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: All right, it's time for comedy roulette. Jay, set it

553
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: up quickly, comedy Rouletts. Each week, you guys test our

554
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: ability to be comedians. We're gonna show you how good

555
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: we are. You give us a subject, stop the wheel

556
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: on any subject. We can do a riff on it.

557
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: That's how good we are. All right, kat, you're ready

558
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,240
Speaker 1: with the wheel, let's go. These are the subjects. Number

559
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: one ice cream okay? Number two, old music, Oh, come on,

560
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 1: come on, yeah, I know all right. Number three, How

561
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,760
Speaker 1: to protect the food in the fridge. That's a pretty

562
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 1: good one. Number four, I'm not the bank that yeah, okay.

563
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: Number five, Sometimes I feel like slapping the mess out

564
00:38:55,040 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 1: of two. Yeah, all right, come on, come on, slopping, slopping, slipping,

565
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:13,720
Speaker 1: slipping a mess out of you? Okay. How to protect

566
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:19,280
Speaker 1: the food in the fridge so people don't steal it? Easy?

567
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,359
Speaker 1: What's one is you pick your teeth to they start bleeding, right,

568
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 1: and then you bite your sandwich and wrap that in

569
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 1: sell things and shove that back in there. I'll be

570
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: damn anybody pick your teeth real good? Did it not?

571
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 1: Did they believing right? And didn't bite your sandwich? Wrap

572
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 1: that sell thing? But don't be there when you get okay,

573
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:51,439
Speaker 1: go ahead, come on, junior. What's you got her? First

574
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,399
Speaker 1: of all? Who fridge we talk about? It ain't nothing mad.

575
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 1: It's very easy to take. My friend, I ain't got

576
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 1: that in there. Better subject would have been how to

577
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: put food into free when you really want to protect something? Uh,

578
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 1: what I would do. Get a ziplock, bade okay, all right,

579
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 1: and right, let's see where we had win win seventeen.

580
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 1: Put one one seventeen on that January first seventeen, and

581
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 1: then get one and then right chitlings on the ziplock.

582
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 1: Don't throw away put that. I promise you ain't nobody bothers. Yeah,

583
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:44,800
Speaker 1: And the best way to protect sandwich work is to

584
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: put it in and sell a frame and then duct

585
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:52,919
Speaker 1: taper so they don't even know what it is. Take

586
00:40:53,080 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 1: the whole sandwich. How you gonna come back in? Look

587
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 1: just a brick or duct tap. There ain't nobody gonna

588
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:09,240
Speaker 1: open up that damn du tuck tape culs with everything,

589
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:17,319
Speaker 1: but not food. Yeah, protect yeah, put it in. How

590
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 1: to protect the food in the fridge chain. Oh, the

591
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 1: best way to do it is you can put it

592
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: way inside. You put it inside future you smash it up.

593
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,919
Speaker 1: You take your sandwich and you bawl it up real tight,

594
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: just as small as you can make it, and put

595
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 1: it and wrap it in cellar and then stick that

596
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 1: inside the bacon, sold the box. Put it inside the bacon,

597
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 1: sandwich up the sandwich. That's what I'm talking about. But

598
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:49,959
Speaker 1: it will be that when you get tech that again.

599
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 1: I tell you what we're really do it. Go buy

600
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: the dog shelter. Get an unhappy pit bull him in

601
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: the break when they opened that door on the inside.

602
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 1: Just turn the temperature down just a little bit so

603
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 1: he can survive. He's in the fridge. Put the right

604
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,919
Speaker 1: in the brake. They've been walking in there gracefully because

605
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,479
Speaker 1: they've been eating your stuff every day. This don't halt

606
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 1: that walk you okay, Junior. Still, I got to put

607
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 1: it back this one because I've done this one before.

608
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,800
Speaker 1: My dog name is Chopper. I put it in a

609
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 1: zip lock bag and put Choppers sweet treats on them.

610
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 1: Put it backside on me because my son Jordan and

611
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: put some up choppers sweet treats in there and got

612
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 1: out all confusing. I got one right. Put your whole

613
00:42:54,880 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: lunch in a pample. Well back. You're listening to Steve

614
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,319
Speaker 1: Morning Show, all right, guys, coming up at the top

615
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my

616
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today. The subject is, guys, I don't

617
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 1: know if you're ready for this. I'm ready. The subject

618
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 1: is an unattractive man's plead for help yeah, I got you.

619
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:29,800
Speaker 1: That's all of us. That's all of us got to

620
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 1: read this. Yeah you just no, no, no, no, no no,

621
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:42,279
Speaker 1: I'm still sexy. No no wait wait, well, well last

622
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:43,800
Speaker 1: day I want you all to think is I'm joining

623
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:48,879
Speaker 1: y'all to the ugly. I don't know you over here.

624
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 1: You already here if you don't bring your hands, yeah,

625
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm fighting it. This man and this letter

626
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 1: needs help. Okay, the subjec for today's strawberry letter and

627
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 1: unattractive Man's please for help right now. The nephews in

628
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 1: the building with today's praying phone call. What do you have?

629
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Speaker 1: My roommate been it? Okay, my roommate been it? Running,

630
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: cat running bitty? Hello, must meet to David. Yeah to

631
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: see Okay, Hey man, this is Chris. I live above you.

632
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 1: I ain't ever met you before, but you you you have.

633
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:29,360
Speaker 1: You've been calling the leasing office about complaining on me

634
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: about I'm making too much noise away. Yeah, man, I'm

635
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 1: I bad bro. I was trying to catch you man.

636
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,839
Speaker 1: I could never. I could never catch you at home. Man.

637
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,320
Speaker 1: It's just like you know, Brian, I'm working nice, I

638
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,279
Speaker 1: work at night. Yeah, yeah, you're saying I say, I

639
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 1: work in a day, but I can't sleeping night, broking'

640
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on in your apartment. I'm saying,

641
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 1: I ain't trying to be in your business. I'm not

642
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:50,839
Speaker 1: trying to be in your business. Player, I just can't

643
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 1: get a sleeping night, man, because it'll be a lot

644
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 1: of noise, a lot of noise, a lot of talking.

645
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 1: And what you do with your business, bro I'm just saying, please, man,

646
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 1: but you ain't up to go to the leasing office. Man,

647
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 1: all you have to do. You know what's hall at me?

648
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: You ain't then you know they got me written up,

649
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 1: like you know, one more complaint on me. They're gonna

650
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,399
Speaker 1: put me out of something. Well yeah, down, Like I said, out,

651
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: I was trying to get I was trying to find you.

652
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. But we I guess we

653
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 1: miss each other because you you work at night. I

654
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: work in the day. So you know when you're going,

655
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: I'm coming and when I'm coming, you gone. I'm saying,

656
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: Brian trying starting. I'm just trying to, you know, go

657
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 1: to work and pay my pay my bills. Man. It's time.

658
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 1: I'll be at work at night. Man. You know what

659
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm trying to get my hustle on, like

660
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,799
Speaker 1: you trying to get yours on doing Hala hala hala

661
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 1: hala on. Okay, okay, let's make it make sense. Bro.

662
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 1: If you are working night, somebody in your somebody in

663
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: your apartment talking loud in them keeping me up square,

664
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:46,439
Speaker 1: bitting it. Okay, you've got a roommate us nobody ain't

665
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 1: got no roommate, man, Betty, somebody in there talking loud,

666
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: holding a conversation. It's like two people in there talking

667
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:57,240
Speaker 1: loud every night. And this bro, that's Betty Man, Betty

668
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 1: Be talking. Okay, you say you ain't going a roommates?

669
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 1: How who who is Henny Who? It's Benny Spinny is

670
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 1: my bird? My parents? That's Benny Be talking like, man,

671
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 1: stop going me dive listen mine what why Wait a minute,

672
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 1: you're trying to tell me, um bird that was fit it? Man,

673
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 1: I don't have pity two years. That's my birds. Birds

674
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: don't even live that long. So so now I'm sucking night.

675
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:23,320
Speaker 1: I'm at the work because because a bird, that's what

676
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: you want. That that's what you called me to tell me.

677
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 1: I'll call you to tell you you ain't gonna be

678
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,959
Speaker 1: putting these complaints on me, man, But I'm I'm gonna

679
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 1: that's been in talking man, fit it in, yo, boy, Penny,

680
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Hey, look, I'm telling you now do

681
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 1: something with the bird then, or that's gonna be some

682
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: consequences and repercussions. I'm talking about some fried chicken round. Hey, man,

683
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 1: plenty is like a family member to me. Birds two

684
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 1: can sam the chicken on the car flake box, Kentucky

685
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:58,839
Speaker 1: chicken church bride. Hey man, you don't tell me nothing

686
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 1: better about my birth brother. You know what? Maybe man,

687
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 1: you need to square of from front of each other

688
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: because you don't you don't disrespect Betty Man, all right,

689
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: all right, you're taking something, all right, all right, I've

690
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,439
Speaker 1: bet that be on my table when I get home.

691
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 1: If it's a bird, then I bet that be all

692
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 1: my don a table. Man, a man, Then you ain't

693
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 1: gonna city and disrespect me and trying to tell me

694
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do to my bird. But you ain't

695
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 1: gonna do nothing stupid to Betty. Tell you what I

696
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 1: tell you? What see? You can date you at home

697
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 1: right now? What you're going to work tonight? I bet

698
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 1: you beat it. I'll bet tomorrow, I bet you will

699
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: be fingers looking good tomorrow. Man, a man, Hold on

700
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 1: a minute, man, wait a minute, though, what you played

701
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 1: do and start talking about what you're gonna do to

702
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 1: my bird? Not and told you you file for going

703
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: to the listen office calling me out, and now you're

704
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 1: on the phone. I'm trying to work this out with you,

705
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,400
Speaker 1: and now you you ain't trying to work right now,

706
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:50,360
Speaker 1: fir stop you. You called me and tell me that

707
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:55,360
Speaker 1: it's a bird holding a conversation with itself. I'm a

708
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 1: stupid right now. I'm I'm a stupid even continue its conversation.

709
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 1: I'm excuse me. I fly a night. Are you serious? Man?

710
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 1: Or something like? Man, listen, bro listen, whatever it is,

711
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 1: it's just a bird or recording whatever. If you gotta

712
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,359
Speaker 1: do something waiting, it was a bird. Man, I'm gonna

713
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: be solar salted if this is a bird, I'm gonna

714
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:20,360
Speaker 1: really it's a bird. It's spinning, man, it's spinning you.

715
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: All you gotta do is come to me and we

716
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: could have had a little like me. Hola, hola, hola. Okay, okay, okay,

717
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 1: We're gonna have it like me. And then first off,

718
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 1: leasing office wouldn't give me a name. What's your name?

719
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: My name? Chris? Okay, Chris, I'm different. There we go, there,

720
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 1: we go. Listen, doal I ain't for the past three months,

721
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:39,759
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I ain't really been getting

722
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 1: no sleep because of this bird. You say it's a bird.

723
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:48,919
Speaker 1: I don't believe that. But a bird a bird? Come on, dog,

724
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:54,360
Speaker 1: that's for ten years. We'll take them to work with you?

725
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 1: Is I don't care? Figure something out, but whatever going

726
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 1: on up there with you and your fire needs, come

727
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 1: to an immediate house or it's gonna be something now.

728
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,720
Speaker 1: Hey man, hey man, what you can't do is threatened

729
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:07,799
Speaker 1: me by what's going on in my house. Hoole man,

730
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,800
Speaker 1: Look here, you ain't been it's being in Lenny. Whatever

731
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 1: the nine years you need to do something with that.

732
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: It's gonna be some read it shows like why not

733
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: going back and forth with you about this? You keep

734
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 1: telling me something about a b's a bird. What's the

735
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: problem with it? What's the problem I understanding that people

736
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 1: have pet birds? Say man, I don't give them if

737
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 1: you have a pet bird, but really, this how all

738
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 1: night long? How do you how do you how do

739
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 1: you live with the thing? Come? They'll never shut up.

740
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what Benny told

741
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:38,799
Speaker 1: me to tell you, though God, tell you what Benny

742
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 1: told me? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

743
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:43,919
Speaker 1: wait wait waite White Chris White White, Brother, I don't

744
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 1: want to hear what no bird told you to tell me?

745
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,719
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what Benny told me to tell you? What? What?

746
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: What the it? Benny told me to tell you this

747
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:59,359
Speaker 1: that This is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Martin Show.

748
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: You you have got pranked by your boy Sean. Dude,

749
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 1: did I get your man? Got me? You got it? Man?

750
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 1: That guy, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.

751
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to wait to

752
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: this dude, get armed out and talk to him. I

753
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 1: don't talk to much about some polsing bird. I don't

754
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 1: know what's or staff man I do. I'll be up

755
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 1: our night and I'm saying I'm missing I'm missing my sleep,

756
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,920
Speaker 1: I'm missing now. I'm saying I'm missing y'alls in the

757
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,719
Speaker 1: morning because I'm browsing hitting the slow. But I got

758
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,320
Speaker 1: one more thing to ask you. What is what is

759
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in

760
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:49,320
Speaker 1: the lane, man, Steve Harden more than a shot. We

761
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 1: never suth. You know your roommate does not have to

762
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:56,799
Speaker 1: be a human. All right, we gotta get out of here. Guys.

763
00:50:56,920 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Coming up next the Strawberry Letters, subject

764
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 1: and Unattractive Man's please for Help. We'll get into it

765
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 1: and try to help this unattractive man. Right after this,

766
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's

767
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:15,359
Speaker 1: time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need

768
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:19,760
Speaker 1: advice on your relationships, on work, on sex, I'm parenting

769
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 1: all of that. Please visit Steve Harvey FM and click

770
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 1: submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter live

771
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 1: on the air, just like we're gonna read this one. Boy.

772
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 1: This is from a man too. Let's call baby. Buckle

773
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 1: up and hold on tight. We got it for you here.

774
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 1: It is the straw Berry Letter. All right, guys, get ready,

775
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 1: guys on this show, subject and Unattractive Man's plea for Help.

776
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:48,959
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I am writing you for advice since

777
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,319
Speaker 1: I have heard you guys talk about this on your

778
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 1: show before. I'm in my mid thirties, and I'm an

779
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 1: educated man with a great job, and I'm financially secure.

780
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:01,800
Speaker 1: I was in a ten year relationship that ended a

781
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: few years ago, and since that breakup, I have had

782
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 1: problems meeting women. I have been ignored by women when

783
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,399
Speaker 1: I try to speak to them or strike up a conversation.

784
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: I had considered many possibilities as to why women avoid me,

785
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 1: and I've come to this conclusion it's because I am

786
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 1: an unattractive man, and I have realized that my facial

787
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:38,319
Speaker 1: features aren't the cutest all right. I wanted to put

788
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: my theory to the test, so I tried online dating.

789
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 1: But instead of putting my picture on the site my

790
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 1: picture on the site, I chose a picture of another

791
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:49,360
Speaker 1: brother that I thought would be handsome to women. A

792
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: lot of women responded to my profile, and I ended

793
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:55,359
Speaker 1: up choosing four of the baddest ones to ask out

794
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 1: on a date. I decided that I would reveal my

795
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: true identity to each one of these ladies the day

796
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 1: before our date, so there would be no public surprises.

797
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 1: I send each lady a selfie of me. The first

798
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 1: lady got very upset and threatened to have her male

799
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 1: friends jump me if I ever contact her again. The

800
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:20,360
Speaker 1: other three ladies never responded to my text. One of

801
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:24,799
Speaker 1: them even blocked my number. I know that lying was unethical,

802
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 1: but I needed to see if they liked me for

803
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:31,399
Speaker 1: me and not how I look. My ex girlfriend never

804
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 1: complained about my looks, so why are these women so shallow?

805
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 1: I have deleted my dating profile and I'm giving it

806
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,800
Speaker 1: a rest for a while. I still have hope that

807
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 1: there's a woman that will see me face to face

808
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 1: and be interested in me. I've even considered plastic surgery.

809
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 1: How should I do? Come on, let me finish? How

810
00:53:55,120 --> 00:54:01,360
Speaker 1: should I deal with it? Got any advice? Please help? Yeah? Wow? Okay,

811
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: Well listen, um, there's definitely nothing wrong with wanting to

812
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:08,680
Speaker 1: improve your looks with plastic surgery if it'll make you

813
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 1: feel and look better. Uh. We really, though, have to

814
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,360
Speaker 1: see for ourselves what you look like in order to

815
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:19,239
Speaker 1: make a real assessment on this letter. Didn't You didn't

816
00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:21,320
Speaker 1: tell us why you broke up with your girlfriend of

817
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 1: ten years. You didn't tell us any of that. And

818
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:26,320
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you that women will often date a

819
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 1: man who isn't attractive if he's a gentleman, if he's nice,

820
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 1: if he if he's financially secure, if he treats her beautifully.

821
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: One thing, though, if you're unattractive or any man period,

822
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 1: you have to be clean. You have to be well groomed.

823
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 1: You have to have good hygiene, you have to be

824
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:47,479
Speaker 1: smelling good, you're breast feed you have to have all

825
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 1: of this. Okay, you do. I'm telling you from a

826
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:56,400
Speaker 1: from a woman's perspective. It's not always about the looks,

827
00:54:56,760 --> 00:55:02,319
Speaker 1: all right, but it sounds like it sounds like you're

828
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,399
Speaker 1: I mean, you said it yourself. You're not the most

829
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:08,320
Speaker 1: attractive man, so so work on your other features. I

830
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 1: would tell you work on your other features. Steve, first

831
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:16,800
Speaker 1: of all, quits saying features, because that's that's a trigger

832
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 1: for you. That's the damn problem. I was told by

833
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 1: this girl in ninth grade why she wasn't going to

834
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:25,399
Speaker 1: the junior problem with me. She said, because I don't

835
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 1: like your facial features. So you call into the right place.

836
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 1: I'm assuming this is what you've heard on. This should

837
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,600
Speaker 1: come on the fact that I've tried to tell Timmy

838
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 1: that he's ugly for years and going on death is

839
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 1: it's okay time I'm just gonna use it this once.

840
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 1: This ain't about you, then I'm gonna use myself as

841
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,399
Speaker 1: an example, because I have never been an attractive man.

842
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 1: So let's just go from that standpoint. But you need

843
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 1: specialized help because you're in your thirties and you're an

844
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:02,440
Speaker 1: educated man with a great job. You're secure, you was

845
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 1: in a ten year relationship. You're financially secure. You was

846
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,399
Speaker 1: in a ten year relationship that ended a few years ago.

847
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 1: And since that breakup, out of hand problem, I've been

848
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 1: ignored by women. I try to speak to them a

849
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 1: stripe from conversation. I've considered many possibilities. That's why women

850
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 1: avoid me. Have come to the conclusion it's because I

851
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:26,400
Speaker 1: am an unattractive man and have realized that my facial

852
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 1: features aren't the cutest. Here's a word you had to

853
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:37,640
Speaker 1: stop using. Cute. Cute is for babies. Now listen to me, sir,

854
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to address this with a little bit

855
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:44,279
Speaker 1: of honesty. You say it's because I'm unattracted and I

856
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:48,480
Speaker 1: have realized that my facial features ain't the cutest. This

857
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,879
Speaker 1: is where we need to have a man to man talk.

858
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: You don't couldn't hear where you've heard this before? You

859
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 1: quit googling and all this here this you dog, you

860
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:02,160
Speaker 1: heard this before? About time? See when you're in your

861
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:05,320
Speaker 1: thirties and you ugly this ain't your first time heard it.

862
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 1: The first time you hear is at the school with

863
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 1: little kids. Damn yeah, man, you busted. You look like.

864
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 1: Ain't no telling what they and said you look like.

865
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:22,000
Speaker 1: So you decided to put your little theory to the test.

866
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 1: So you went online, Dayton, but instead of putting your

867
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 1: the real picture of you got a picture of another

868
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 1: brother that I thought was to be handsome to women.

869
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 1: Whole lot of women responded to my profile, and I

870
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 1: ended up choosing foe of the baddest ones to ask

871
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 1: out on the day. But then you decided that you

872
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:48,280
Speaker 1: reveal your true identity each one of these ladies the

873
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 1: day before the day. So what no public surprises because

874
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:55,960
Speaker 1: you've publicly surprised a couple of people before. What do

875
00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 1: you mean to say? Hey baby? All right? Part new

876
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 1: of Steve's response coming up in twenty three after the

877
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:10,120
Speaker 1: hour you're listening, all right, Steve, Let's recap today's Strawberry

878
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 1: letter h with part two of your thirty year old

879
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:17,080
Speaker 1: man broke up with his ten year relationship that ended

880
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 1: a few years ago, and since that break up, he'd

881
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 1: have had problems meeting women. Uh you know, walk up

882
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 1: to him, to ignore him, to speak to him, strike

883
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 1: up a conversation. And he don't understand why he's considered

884
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 1: a lot of possibilities, why women avoid him, And he's

885
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 1: come to this conclusion, y'all. He says, it's because I'm

886
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 1: an unattractive man, and I realized that my facial features

887
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:42,959
Speaker 1: aren't the cutest. We have told him quit using terms

888
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:45,959
Speaker 1: like cute, because baby's just cute. I gotta ask you something.

889
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 1: Go ahead and ask me right now. Why didn't he

890
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 1: use the word ugly? He just uses unattractive in words

891
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 1: like cute. Well, he don't want to hurt his own

892
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, So now I'm about to tell him

893
00:58:56,400 --> 00:59:02,920
Speaker 1: he hugly okay, because he listened to the show. All right,

894
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:05,400
Speaker 1: you unattracted? Don't you? Ain't the first one? I ain't.

895
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 1: I ain't attracted me, He ain't Jay, I ain't attracted.

896
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 1: Here we go and this turtle he's showing it each other. Look,

897
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 1: look I'm cute, I'm sexy, I'm trying cricket. Look at somebody.

898
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that with y'all be doing a big

899
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 1: light of commercial anyway. So he decided to test his theory,

900
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 1: so he did a dating profile. He put a different

901
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:34,400
Speaker 1: brother pictureall lot of women responded. He decided to pick

902
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:41,360
Speaker 1: the foe badges now to avoid um any public surprises,

903
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:44,160
Speaker 1: which he has had many of in his life. And

904
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 1: you know how that gow? Hey baby, how you doing?

905
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:55,120
Speaker 1: That's ugly? Excuse me? Can I can I step in

906
00:59:55,240 --> 01:00:04,440
Speaker 1: front of you? This when he first heard it, This

907
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:11,280
Speaker 1: is when he first heard it, trick or treat. That's

908
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 1: when he first heard it. But he just thought it

909
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 1: was his costume. But he didn't realize his maskket fell

910
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:22,440
Speaker 1: off in the drive. He was standing there with his

911
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:27,280
Speaker 1: box and his maskket fell off in the drive with

912
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:30,760
Speaker 1: a little rubber band pop, and he didn't know it.

913
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:33,920
Speaker 1: So this ain't So he's had a lot of public surprises,

914
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,440
Speaker 1: so he didn't figured. In order, before I do this,

915
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 1: let me send him a selfie of myself. Now the

916
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 1: danger would take him selfish, Bros. Most dudes don't know

917
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:45,480
Speaker 1: how to take selfish. I know I don't. When I

918
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:48,200
Speaker 1: hold that camera up, man, I look so strange looking.

919
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 1: You know, I take a self and I look like terrier.

920
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:58,840
Speaker 1: I'm just all head in this damn camera's scary shoulders

921
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 1: look real narrow. Yeah, so I'm telling you that this

922
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:08,960
Speaker 1: wasn't a good idea, but you sent. The ladies are selfish.

923
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:12,480
Speaker 1: Each lady a selfish. The first lady got upset and

924
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 1: threatened to have her male friends jump on me if

925
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 1: I ever counted to her again. See so she a

926
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:21,240
Speaker 1: bad chick. She used to this, so she got a

927
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:23,640
Speaker 1: squad of people that would people for doing stuff like this.

928
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:26,920
Speaker 1: What scared of the most was how you look in

929
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:31,919
Speaker 1: the selfie. See she thought you was a bank robber

930
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 1: because she thought you had on the scheme mask. She

931
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 1: didn't know that was just you. The other three ladies

932
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:41,320
Speaker 1: never responded to my text. They said you got one,

933
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 1: didn'tn't even block my number. I know that line was unethical,

934
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:47,800
Speaker 1: but I needed to see if they liked me for

935
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 1: me or how I look. Boy. They liked how you look.

936
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:54,840
Speaker 1: There's nothing on the dating profile said how you look.

937
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 1: The rest you fine, you educated, you got all that,

938
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:01,680
Speaker 1: but they wanted to pitch you. Now, this is what

939
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:05,240
Speaker 1: we're getting down to the hard partner letter, My ex

940
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 1: girlfriend never complained about my looks. Here we go. This

941
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:10,200
Speaker 1: the part of the letter that's gonna hurt the mom.

942
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 1: Who is your girl? What she looked like? Oh my god?

943
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 1: More ugly? How she stayed with you for ten years?

944
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:21,240
Speaker 1: I ain't saying nothing, man, we need to talk about

945
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 1: this now. Ten years she stayed with you. Ain't saying nothing.

946
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 1: She ain't never mentioned it to you. You ain't never

947
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 1: wonder why she ain't saying nothing in ten years? Hey baby? All?

948
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:43,919
Speaker 1: Could it have gone like this? Hey baby? Then she snatural? Baby?

949
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:51,440
Speaker 1: Y'all just scaring each other. Maybe, dog, she needed you

950
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 1: as much as bad as you needed help. You're probably

951
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 1: gonna need to go back the hood and find out,

952
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:04,200
Speaker 1: you know, if she'll have you back. I don't. I

953
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:07,680
Speaker 1: don't see this going nowhere. Sir Shirley said, you gotta

954
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 1: get real clean. You gotta get a lot of swag,

955
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:12,840
Speaker 1: you gotta dress real shop, you gotta get a real

956
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:15,440
Speaker 1: stylus coming there. I don't know if you're in the

957
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:19,080
Speaker 1: gym and you're in real good shape, but you probably

958
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 1: need to get in that gym with them two Africas

959
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:25,280
Speaker 1: that jumped on justice money three thousand dollars. I think

960
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:30,840
Speaker 1: they can't get you in shape. We gotta get your

961
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:33,320
Speaker 1: own program, man, get your body right. Tighten up though.

962
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:41,000
Speaker 1: Now I've considered plastic surgery. That here's another tail tail line. Wow,

963
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:43,439
Speaker 1: First of all, your girlfriend stayed with your ten years?

964
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:49,600
Speaker 1: How unless unless she knew, unless she knew this was

965
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:53,960
Speaker 1: it for her? That she did it ten years. Then

966
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:58,960
Speaker 1: she decided I can't play the rain the game. Now,

967
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:03,400
Speaker 1: you said, sir, I've even considered plastic surgery. You didn't

968
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:06,080
Speaker 1: say a nose job, but nothing you're really thinking about

969
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:11,040
Speaker 1: getting your whole shot took its old faith. Yeah, try

970
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:14,640
Speaker 1: this website we ugly too dot com. I like that.

971
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:17,600
Speaker 1: I like that we ugly too. All right, Look, leave

972
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:20,240
Speaker 1: us your thoughts on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram at

973
01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:24,520
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey and check out our Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.

974
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:29,960
Speaker 1: You're listening too. So here's a question for the guys.

975
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:33,280
Speaker 1: What part of your job keeps you young? Or what

976
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:36,480
Speaker 1: job would you want to keep you young? I can

977
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:39,080
Speaker 1: tell you definitely what keeps me you? You fellas well

978
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:44,280
Speaker 1: start first? Oh, go ahead, go ahead, here all my jobs, man,

979
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:47,520
Speaker 1: I love all my job laughing. Yeah, all the laughing

980
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:50,280
Speaker 1: I get to do all day long, man telling Joe's laughing.

981
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:56,200
Speaker 1: That's what keep me young. Good answer answer, stupidity, being

982
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:59,120
Speaker 1: able to just be stupid, just just you know, just

983
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:02,160
Speaker 1: letting it go. Oh, yes, you're strong with that. You're

984
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:04,800
Speaker 1: strong with that because you you would think you would

985
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:11,760
Speaker 1: want to mature. But I don't want that. Don't be silly, Carlo.

986
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:16,640
Speaker 1: I want this stupid right here. I want when you

987
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:20,080
Speaker 1: got it? You got all of that, anybody, that's all

988
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:28,800
Speaker 1: you boo? All right, Steve? What keeps you fine off

989
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:36,479
Speaker 1: and ignorance or fine off and ignorance. When I first

990
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:39,400
Speaker 1: met you used to say that I love it. I

991
01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:41,560
Speaker 1: let it out. I don't have high blood pressure, I

992
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:44,800
Speaker 1: don't have stress, do all that. I ain't had no

993
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:48,720
Speaker 1: ulcers and all that. Oh we cussing, okay, cool. I

994
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:52,120
Speaker 1: agree with Junior though, the laughter of it all, I mean,

995
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:56,040
Speaker 1: laughter is it? Yeah? You know? But I mean, you know,

996
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:58,560
Speaker 1: we gotta give different answers, Shirley. We can't all say

997
01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:04,240
Speaker 1: laughter so make us think that Junior is the most

998
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:07,920
Speaker 1: brilliant three of us. That's not what well with that question.

999
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:10,440
Speaker 1: I know he tried. I saw him because he didn't

1000
01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:13,240
Speaker 1: have that answer. First day he won, he won that round.

1001
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:17,600
Speaker 1: Junior won that round. Steve, Okay, we had it round.

1002
01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:22,160
Speaker 1: That keeps we'll keep you yeah. Yeah, and he is

1003
01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:27,080
Speaker 1: the king of that the ladies. Yeah. I mean, like

1004
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:31,280
Speaker 1: I said, I agree with you. Laughter, playing music, just

1005
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:34,320
Speaker 1: keeping up with what's going on. That keeps you young. Yeah,

1006
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:38,080
Speaker 1: being able to being able to wear whatever you want

1007
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:40,800
Speaker 1: to wear to work and stuff. It's cool. You know

1008
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:43,200
Speaker 1: you could dress anywhere you want to dress. Fly. You

1009
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:51,560
Speaker 1: know what Tommy you heard. Let's see a quarterback six sex.

1010
01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:54,640
Speaker 1: Don't keep you you Okay, we got a job. Yeah,

1011
01:06:56,040 --> 01:07:01,320
Speaker 1: we'll do it at the job. I'm just saying happy

1012
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:04,720
Speaker 1: holidays to everybody out there. To Steve Harvard Nation, let

1013
01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:07,240
Speaker 1: me tell you something. Happy New Year, this New Year.

1014
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:11,360
Speaker 1: On New Year's Eve. If they don't have any any

1015
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:15,040
Speaker 1: any and I mean any popones for ham Hawks in

1016
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:18,440
Speaker 1: the green, if it ain't no Hamhocks in the green lead,

1017
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:20,520
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be a good New Year. If it

1018
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:23,560
Speaker 1: ain't no Hamhowks, it ain't no black eyed pea that lead.

1019
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:27,760
Speaker 1: If they're trying to have a vegetarian New Year's, don't

1020
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:31,000
Speaker 1: get out of that. Get out it's gonna be some

1021
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:41,320
Speaker 1: Vegagarian's gonna have some bad you're listening, all right, here

1022
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:44,680
Speaker 1: we go, drum roll clean, Sharlie, don't get to I

1023
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:51,280
Speaker 1: love it, but Steve. I like how Steve introduced with

1024
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:56,479
Speaker 1: me or laughing at me. And that's on the good ones.

1025
01:07:56,520 --> 01:08:02,320
Speaker 1: I'm with you. Which can you be the judge? Let's

1026
01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:06,440
Speaker 1: go right around all right? Come on stay, come on man,

1027
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:13,000
Speaker 1: you can't stay this. Tellto go ahead, man, Tell Junior

1028
01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:20,200
Speaker 1: the eighteen hour bra has a matching eighteen hour penis

1029
01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:24,400
Speaker 1: to go quit it. It's a set, right there, Ain't

1030
01:08:24,439 --> 01:08:27,240
Speaker 1: no way they're gonna sell the top for eighteen hour

1031
01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:30,920
Speaker 1: and leader bottom out. You know what I'm saying. It's

1032
01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:34,360
Speaker 1: a set. It's an eighteen They have eighteen hour bras

1033
01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:37,240
Speaker 1: and eighteen hour pennis. Now I don't know what happened

1034
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:41,760
Speaker 1: in nineteen hour, but I know it's a set. You

1035
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:51,559
Speaker 1: don't Tim they burned up gave me his game. Yeah,

1036
01:08:55,800 --> 01:09:00,800
Speaker 1: they don't make no sense, come on them all day,

1037
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:07,200
Speaker 1: but that they Okay, Steve, you made your You know

1038
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:08,960
Speaker 1: you don't know what the step when I get through

1039
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:13,320
Speaker 1: with d draws after the day, these things right here?

1040
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:22,719
Speaker 1: Half yeah, yeah, I put mine in a healthy bag, tied, nodding,

1041
01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:29,320
Speaker 1: and then the made they just throw the whole trash

1042
01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:34,000
Speaker 1: bag in the washing, don't even over. Yeah, what's some

1043
01:09:34,160 --> 01:09:43,519
Speaker 1: business in there? Yeah? You so? Do I get that one? Call? Yeah? Ok? Yeah,

1044
01:09:45,439 --> 01:09:51,080
Speaker 1: all right, all right. I told if a deer don't

1045
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:54,880
Speaker 1: cross the street by the sign, the deal gonna get

1046
01:09:54,960 --> 01:10:00,880
Speaker 1: in trouble. What right, dear crossing? Dear cross Yeah, you

1047
01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:03,000
Speaker 1: got to come by the sound. You can't be further

1048
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:07,000
Speaker 1: down the street doing that. Can ask you a question? Though,

1049
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:11,719
Speaker 1: we're gonna welcome to the deal to tell him even

1050
01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:14,400
Speaker 1: better than the deer, even though that's a picture of him.

1051
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:20,559
Speaker 1: You think the dear gonna stand here and take the ticket? Yeah? Yeah,

1052
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:28,439
Speaker 1: where do a deal put put the what? Where do

1053
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:34,720
Speaker 1: a deal put the ticket? Yeah? I ain't where you

1054
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:36,519
Speaker 1: put your ticket that you throw it out? Woun't if

1055
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:38,439
Speaker 1: you mad enough, and it don't matter about where you

1056
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:40,400
Speaker 1: put your ticket, You're gonna get a ticket if you

1057
01:10:40,479 --> 01:10:42,560
Speaker 1: don't cross by the side. And can he see the

1058
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:45,360
Speaker 1: sun if he's blinded by the headlights? I mean, really,

1059
01:10:45,439 --> 01:10:49,320
Speaker 1: come on, Tommy, come on, all right, Tommy, you got

1060
01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:54,120
Speaker 1: that one too, that's too can't get that he didn't

1061
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:57,200
Speaker 1: get that one from me. I s this is your

1062
01:10:57,280 --> 01:11:01,360
Speaker 1: here go your favorite, just wanting to be your favorite.

1063
01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:03,800
Speaker 1: Other day. I'm ready to hauler. This is going to

1064
01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:08,640
Speaker 1: be the favorite one other day. Tell ignorant behind you

1065
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:15,160
Speaker 1: got a person who is crossside or better at crossword

1066
01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:41,519
Speaker 1: puzzles than anybody? Ey, my favorite man one time person

1067
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:47,680
Speaker 1: who is crossside is better at crossword puzzles than anybody.

1068
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:52,120
Speaker 1: You've been over that for two hours. Word on that

1069
01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:55,800
Speaker 1: one word and they walk over and say, living down

1070
01:11:55,920 --> 01:12:07,240
Speaker 1: is simple. Car guy walk over, that's my closes, that

1071
01:12:07,439 --> 01:12:13,840
Speaker 1: was my clothes. Carson who is crosside is better at

1072
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:23,479
Speaker 1: better at crossworth puzzles. Danny, anybody you're listening to show?

1073
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:28,240
Speaker 1: All right, Steven, it's time to check your voicemail. If

1074
01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:30,200
Speaker 1: you want to leave Steve a message, You're just give

1075
01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:32,960
Speaker 1: a holiday greeting to your loved one. Call us right

1076
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,639
Speaker 1: now at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve and leave

1077
01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:39,439
Speaker 1: a message. Okay, good morning Steve and the crew. This

1078
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:42,760
Speaker 1: is Alicia Morgan from Dallas, Texas. I wanted to say

1079
01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:46,880
Speaker 1: Happy New Year twenty twenty two two. You and the

1080
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:52,240
Speaker 1: crew in my family, Jay, Ebony, Marcus and Miles stay safe.

1081
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:55,960
Speaker 1: Like ay much the more awful Steen who just want

1082
01:12:56,000 --> 01:13:00,519
Speaker 1: to say happy New Year in the world. This is

1083
01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:03,040
Speaker 1: Ricky Compson out of Monday Luzern. I want to wish

1084
01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:05,479
Speaker 1: all my kids and family happy New Year's. Thank you

1085
01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:08,679
Speaker 1: very much. Hello, this is Sharon White. I'm calling from

1086
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:11,920
Speaker 1: norfle for Janie, my first time trying to be on

1087
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:16,320
Speaker 1: the radio. I want to thanks Steve Hardy every day

1088
01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:19,639
Speaker 1: for picking me up from times and getting me through

1089
01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:25,040
Speaker 1: the days. Last Nephew, Timmy, Shirley and Jay. I appreciate

1090
01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:28,639
Speaker 1: what y'all do for me. Yeah, Happy holiday, Hey, Steve,

1091
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:31,160
Speaker 1: let's just do it in Los Angeles. I'm eighty six

1092
01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:35,040
Speaker 1: year old old school DJ. I just don't want to stay.

1093
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:38,120
Speaker 1: Happy holidays to you and your family. Man, You're one

1094
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:41,840
Speaker 1: of my inspirations. Good morning Steve and the crew. I

1095
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,120
Speaker 1: just want you all to know I love you. I

1096
01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:47,519
Speaker 1: start my day by you. You all are rockets. Have

1097
01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:50,719
Speaker 1: a great day. This is going neat. Happy holiday, Steve,

1098
01:13:50,840 --> 01:13:53,799
Speaker 1: Harvey and family. You guys have a best of especial

1099
01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:57,080
Speaker 1: new Year. I'm calling always from West Pond, bat Florida.

1100
01:13:57,160 --> 01:13:59,519
Speaker 1: You got me laughing and nephew. Time to keep up

1101
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:03,000
Speaker 1: with them. Frank and Junior Anthony Vernes, Steve keep me

1102
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:07,479
Speaker 1: rolling in the morning. God bless you're listening to morning show.

1103
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:12,920
Speaker 1: It is time to ask the CLO. Steve Harvey, Chief

1104
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:15,880
Speaker 1: Love Officer. Here we go, and Steve, try to keep

1105
01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:19,800
Speaker 1: your composure on this one. Okay, it's from little Joe

1106
01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:22,720
Speaker 1: in Lake Dallas Tech right there. Already don't like it

1107
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:28,400
Speaker 1: because it sounded like my homie Louis John And you

1108
01:14:28,479 --> 01:14:30,920
Speaker 1: know we already go ahead with problem. Go ahead, sh

1109
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:33,400
Speaker 1: Little Joe says, I'm in my late forties and i'd

1110
01:14:33,439 --> 01:14:36,200
Speaker 1: love to get your advice on dating women that are

1111
01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:40,240
Speaker 1: taller than me. My ex wife is five nine and

1112
01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:44,200
Speaker 1: you heard what I said, and I'm five seven, but

1113
01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:47,559
Speaker 1: the high difference was never a big deal to her.

1114
01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:51,400
Speaker 1: We got divorced, and I'm not having much luck dating.

1115
01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:54,479
Speaker 1: I prefer tall women, and it's a good thing I

1116
01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:56,920
Speaker 1: have thick skin, because a lot of tall women have

1117
01:14:57,080 --> 01:15:00,280
Speaker 1: laughed in my face and called me shorty. I even

1118
01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:02,880
Speaker 1: tried dating a lady that's five three, and she even

1119
01:15:02,960 --> 01:15:06,040
Speaker 1: said I'm shorter than the guys she typically dating. What's

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01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:12,000
Speaker 1: a man to do, little man? Look at him? What

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01:15:12,240 --> 01:15:17,280
Speaker 1: Little Joe, little man? You know? Well, I'm being restored,

1122
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:20,040
Speaker 1: little man. He called himself little Joe. At least I'm

1123
01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:21,800
Speaker 1: calling him a man. I ain't say a little boy.

1124
01:15:22,479 --> 01:15:26,479
Speaker 1: I'm being okay, cool, little Joe. Look at the fact

1125
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:30,240
Speaker 1: that you prefer taller women. That's fine. You have every

1126
01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:34,040
Speaker 1: right to your preference. Now you guys to find taller

1127
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:38,960
Speaker 1: women that prefer short of men, well see, and you know,

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01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:41,680
Speaker 1: just based on Time's response, I'm thinking you're gonna have

1129
01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:44,439
Speaker 1: to up yourself esteem, little Joe. You're gonna have to

1130
01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:47,200
Speaker 1: pull yourself up and just keep your head up and

1131
01:15:47,240 --> 01:15:51,200
Speaker 1: don't let nobody belittle you, you know, so to speak,

1132
01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:55,960
Speaker 1: don't let nobody talk down to you. You know, stop

1133
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:59,200
Speaker 1: keeping up, stop letting people walk over you. This is

1134
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:01,800
Speaker 1: not helping you. Don't not help. Well, we married a

1135
01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:04,599
Speaker 1: tall woman. There's another tall woman out there that'll hap him.

1136
01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:07,160
Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm pretty sure what he is. Yeah, all right.

1137
01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:10,680
Speaker 1: Ronita and Marietta Georgia says, I have four girlfriends and

1138
01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:13,040
Speaker 1: we went on a girl's weekend in the North Georgia

1139
01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:16,080
Speaker 1: Mountains last week to do an intervention on a girlfriend

1140
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:20,760
Speaker 1: that's engaged to a controlling man. We rented an Airbnb

1141
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:23,680
Speaker 1: and had some wine before we tried talking to her

1142
01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:27,200
Speaker 1: about her man. She was very defensive, so we let

1143
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:29,920
Speaker 1: it go and went to bed. Around two am, her

1144
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:33,719
Speaker 1: fiance popped up at our place. He said he couldn't

1145
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:37,200
Speaker 1: sleep without her, so he drove over an hour and

1146
01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:40,080
Speaker 1: a half to pick her up. She thought it was sweet.

1147
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:43,720
Speaker 1: We told her it was very creepy. She's not getting it,

1148
01:16:43,880 --> 01:16:48,000
Speaker 1: so should we stay out of it? That's a mess.

1149
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:50,479
Speaker 1: What the old people say. I can't get sick and

1150
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:53,840
Speaker 1: tired for you, right, that's it. But if you think

1151
01:16:53,880 --> 01:16:56,639
Speaker 1: and this is cute and you fit to marry him,

1152
01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:59,400
Speaker 1: this cute gonna way off after a while. Yeah, because

1153
01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:01,120
Speaker 1: I don't care how much you love a person. You

1154
01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:04,280
Speaker 1: need space. Yeah, you need the ability to breathe and

1155
01:17:04,479 --> 01:17:07,520
Speaker 1: do you and be you. And if he's that controlling

1156
01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:10,439
Speaker 1: and that overbearing, and it's gonna get old and then

1157
01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:13,880
Speaker 1: probably got old now. But you're thinking it's cute, Oh,

1158
01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:16,800
Speaker 1: he won't be so bad. Okay. Coming up next, it's

1159
01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:19,320
Speaker 1: our last break of the day, and of course we'll

1160
01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:21,679
Speaker 1: have some closing remarks from the one and only Steve

1161
01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:24,880
Speaker 1: Harvey at forty nine minutes after the hour. Right after this,

1162
01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:30,120
Speaker 1: you're listening to show. All right, here we are, last

1163
01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:33,040
Speaker 1: break of the day. M boy, A good day, A

1164
01:17:33,160 --> 01:17:35,400
Speaker 1: good day. I think we learned a few things today.

1165
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:39,439
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what, Steve, we were talking about. Um,

1166
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:42,400
Speaker 1: you know, we were young making mistakes and things like that.

1167
01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:46,040
Speaker 1: So as we get into this closing remarks today, I

1168
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:50,040
Speaker 1: just want to ask you, you know, maybe there's something

1169
01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:53,639
Speaker 1: you can impart to a young person out there who's

1170
01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:56,759
Speaker 1: twenty one, who's you know, we were all twenty one before,

1171
01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:59,880
Speaker 1: we've made mistakes. Let them know that they can come

1172
01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:06,519
Speaker 1: you know here, here's here's a deal. Uh. It is

1173
01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:11,560
Speaker 1: amazing how we how we are sometimes it uh, you know,

1174
01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:16,000
Speaker 1: towards one another, and how we are with our own actions.

1175
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:19,599
Speaker 1: It's almost like we we act like we've never made

1176
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:23,960
Speaker 1: a mistake ourselves. We act like, you know, what somebody

1177
01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:28,680
Speaker 1: else has done is more more unforgivable and more unthinkable

1178
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:32,760
Speaker 1: than they could ever imagine of themselves when an actuality.

1179
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:36,160
Speaker 1: The truth of the matter is, we've all done things.

1180
01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:40,280
Speaker 1: And thank god that there was no social media when

1181
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:45,040
Speaker 1: I was twenty one. Thank god there was no Instagram, Snapchat,

1182
01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:50,200
Speaker 1: no phone cameras, Helen, It were no phones when I

1183
01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:54,520
Speaker 1: was twenty one. Yeah, yeah, there's no record of the reckless,

1184
01:18:55,320 --> 01:19:00,880
Speaker 1: idiotic decisions we made back then. But what happens to

1185
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:06,160
Speaker 1: these young people today is that they have no way

1186
01:19:06,479 --> 01:19:11,240
Speaker 1: of learning and fixing themselves on their own. They have

1187
01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:16,880
Speaker 1: no time to heal. The destruction of one another is

1188
01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:21,120
Speaker 1: so rampant in our society today that it's frightening. Man.

1189
01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:24,519
Speaker 1: It's it's almost like, man, I really really hate to

1190
01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:28,360
Speaker 1: see bad news come out about young people because they

1191
01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:31,880
Speaker 1: are so attached to social media that they is such

1192
01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:34,840
Speaker 1: a part of their world and so many, so many

1193
01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:37,200
Speaker 1: of these young people count on it. There's some grown

1194
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:40,200
Speaker 1: folks count on it too, though, and it's just a

1195
01:19:40,479 --> 01:19:46,439
Speaker 1: tear down in social media that begins the destruction of

1196
01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:53,719
Speaker 1: a person. Man, Does anybody give anybody uplift on social media?

1197
01:19:54,040 --> 01:19:56,920
Speaker 1: Does anybody try to say, you know what, I understand,

1198
01:19:57,840 --> 01:20:02,600
Speaker 1: I understand, I've been there, little girl hanging there. Everybody

1199
01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:07,680
Speaker 1: makes mistakes, but it's such a rush to judgment, and

1200
01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:10,880
Speaker 1: then even as you rush to judgment, that's just a

1201
01:20:11,080 --> 01:20:15,439
Speaker 1: rush to destruction. And I'm really really concerned about young

1202
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:19,080
Speaker 1: people today because, look, I still make mistakes. Made a

1203
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:22,920
Speaker 1: mistake this year, I made a mistake this year, a mistake.

1204
01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:26,400
Speaker 1: I've been ate up. I get beat up all the time. Man,

1205
01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:29,200
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna just keep I'm gonna just keep striving.

1206
01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:32,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just keep going along. You know. I'm just

1207
01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:35,360
Speaker 1: I'm just strong enough to understand that. Hey man, I'd

1208
01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:37,880
Speaker 1: have made them before. And like I said the other day,

1209
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:40,519
Speaker 1: one of the cool things is when I look back

1210
01:20:40,720 --> 01:20:43,559
Speaker 1: on all of my rough days, When I look back

1211
01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:46,160
Speaker 1: on all the days I thought I wasn't going to duel,

1212
01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:50,280
Speaker 1: my track record for surviving bad days so far is

1213
01:20:50,360 --> 01:20:56,120
Speaker 1: one hundred percent. And that's pretty cool. Anything else, sure, well,

1214
01:20:56,280 --> 01:20:59,360
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, thank you for that, Thank you

1215
01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:02,720
Speaker 1: for that. I just want to And how important is

1216
01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:05,560
Speaker 1: it seem like to have a support system, you know what?

1217
01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:10,200
Speaker 1: That's important man, that somebody reaches their hand down to

1218
01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:12,880
Speaker 1: pick you up, to give you words of encouragement. And

1219
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:15,160
Speaker 1: you can be that to a person that you see,

1220
01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:17,639
Speaker 1: this is getting beat up. See the thing about hate,

1221
01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:23,320
Speaker 1: and I've often said it, hate is louder than love,

1222
01:21:24,160 --> 01:21:29,040
Speaker 1: but love is stronger, ye see. So you can loudly

1223
01:21:29,240 --> 01:21:32,640
Speaker 1: try to bring somebody down and somebody can come and

1224
01:21:32,920 --> 01:21:36,200
Speaker 1: softly and calmly pick them up and hold and give

1225
01:21:36,240 --> 01:21:39,519
Speaker 1: them time to heal and be okay. But you know,

1226
01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:44,720
Speaker 1: there's a loving side to most people, that is a

1227
01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:48,599
Speaker 1: compassionate side to most people. And if you don't get

1228
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:50,760
Speaker 1: out there and get in the fray and the hate game, now,

1229
01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:53,519
Speaker 1: let's assists some people that's just hateful. You know, the

1230
01:21:53,680 --> 01:21:56,600
Speaker 1: devil is busy today, man, The devil has imps that

1231
01:21:56,760 --> 01:21:59,840
Speaker 1: work for him twenty four seven and they on Twitter,

1232
01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:03,479
Speaker 1: they own Instagram, and they own whatever. And the devil

1233
01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:05,519
Speaker 1: just pressed the button and here they go to work,

1234
01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:09,720
Speaker 1: and they call themselves haters, and that my job is

1235
01:22:09,760 --> 01:22:14,720
Speaker 1: to hate. No, it's not, No, it's really not. Our

1236
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:18,000
Speaker 1: job really is to love and uplift one another. Because

1237
01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:21,880
Speaker 1: guess what, you're gonna need loving and you're gonna need uplifted.

1238
01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:23,920
Speaker 1: I don't care who you are. You can be the

1239
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:27,519
Speaker 1: world's greatest hater. At one point in time, you're gonna

1240
01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:30,360
Speaker 1: need some loving and some uplift. And when it's time

1241
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:35,320
Speaker 1: to get yours, you know, that's when the Lord's prayer

1242
01:22:35,439 --> 01:22:39,040
Speaker 1: comes into effect. Give us this day our daily bread,

1243
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:44,000
Speaker 1: forgive us our trust passes as we forgive those who

1244
01:22:44,080 --> 01:22:47,800
Speaker 1: trust pass against us, Or forgive us our debts as

1245
01:22:47,840 --> 01:22:50,559
Speaker 1: we forgive our debt us, which simply means when it's

1246
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:53,880
Speaker 1: time for you to get your compassion and your love,

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Speaker 1: you gave it out there everybody else. Wow. And you

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Speaker 1: have to remember that, man, and we as people. Man,

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Speaker 1: see somebody getting beat up, it ain't nothing wrong with

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Speaker 1: you to go over there and just trying to hug him,

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Speaker 1: give him my help. That don't make you nothing less

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Speaker 1: than a person because you don't agree with the masses.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta pick a person up, man. They just

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Speaker 1: have her life taken from her because she made a mistake.

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