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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaser podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello. Here I am

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Speaker 1: its Nicky plays the podcast coming at you, first one

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Speaker 1: of the week. I hope you had a good weekend everyone, Um,

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Speaker 1: I sure did. We have the best show for you today.

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited about it. I can't even stand it.

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Speaker 1: I was excited all weekend after we came up with

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Speaker 1: this plan. Um. Here in studio with me, I'm joined

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Speaker 1: by Onion and Noah of course on your Marina avor avior.

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Speaker 1: Still not ever sure. Even if you tell me it's

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Speaker 1: like the rules of football, I'll never it doesn't stick,

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Speaker 1: but it should. It's a viewer, you know what. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: it is and sometimes it's okay. That's I always forget that.

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Speaker 1: That's your policy on it. It's so freeing to me

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Speaker 1: that you don't expect me to ever get your last

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Speaker 1: name right. It's very nice of you and very um.

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Speaker 1: That's the That's why I love no She's very forgiving friend.

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Speaker 1: UM in studio with me, though, is my brother in law,

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Speaker 1: one of the funniest people I know. And I'm not

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Speaker 1: setting you up. I know that's setting you up to

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Speaker 1: like fail like or like you can't live up to that,

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Speaker 1: But you just naturally are. Everyone knows it about you.

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Speaker 1: One of the best people I know, my brother's husband,

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Speaker 1: the father of my nephew, and my sister's husband. You

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Speaker 1: don't know what she was before she met you, for

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Speaker 1: something else you met her after that. Um, it's Matt Green. Everyone.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Hello everybody. Matt. Oh look that

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Speaker 1: does that feel good? It feels great? Matt, Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show. So I had you came in with a

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Speaker 1: beverage and and you were like, have you tried this?

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Speaker 1: It's the new Lacroix. Yeah, it's a Lacroix cherry blossom.

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Speaker 1: Do you like to try a new Lacroix because I'm

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Speaker 1: into it ever since lemon Cello kind of blew my

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Speaker 1: mind and I was like, whoa Lacroix could taste this good?

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Speaker 1: Some people hate it. It's very diversive or dividing. What's

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Speaker 1: the word when it's like two things this divisive to maybe?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know anything. Um, but lemon cello,

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Speaker 1: how do you feel about that? One? Lemon cell is good? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Also I'm not concerning. I will drink them all. What

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Speaker 1: about coconut coconuts? Great? Really? How do you guys feel

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Speaker 1: about coconut, Kori, is that comble moose or is that great? No,

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Speaker 1: pomple moose is great fruit. It's that's the orange can. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: so I can't really have an honest discussion. But coconut

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Speaker 1: is widely known is the most disgusting one. It tastes

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Speaker 1: of suntan lotion smell, but I like it. It's just water,

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Speaker 1: but I like I used to compare it to come

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Speaker 1: because that's no, it's not I mean no, but that's

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Look, I will see pomble mouse, raspberry, plain,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. But then there are the standout ones

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Speaker 1: lemon cello, coconut, and I guess cherry blossom that you

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Speaker 1: can't not good, stand out bad. That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: They stand. People don't like them. So can I take

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Speaker 1: won't because I hated coconut first, grew into it, always

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Speaker 1: difference between lemon cello and lemon It has like it

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Speaker 1: tastes like a cake, almost not this. Sorry, lemon cello,

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Speaker 1: it tastes like it tastes like cake batter and lemon.

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Speaker 1: You're just like, which is like kind of gross for

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Speaker 1: like a sparkly drink, But it works. I that would

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Speaker 1: have grossed me out prior to trying it. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: alcoholic about lemon cello, like it doesn't alcohol drink? Right? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: It's water, but to me it tastes watered down water

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Speaker 1: down water. Well can I can I offer you a

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Speaker 1: different drink? Because I had the only beverages I had

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Speaker 1: I thought, no, you can't. You're working today, thank you

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Speaker 1: for taking time out of your work schedule. But I

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Speaker 1: have um a Liquid Death mango chainsaw. Okay, wait, hold on,

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Speaker 1: you're not done with my options Mango chains Okay. So

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Speaker 1: describing them. I did get these from Liquid Chains or

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Speaker 1: Liquid Death, but if they are not associated with the

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Speaker 1: system which is a new energy drink like a hard Seltzer,

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Speaker 1: And these are made by the man. He did his company.

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Speaker 1: He sent me that I know he sent me them

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Speaker 1: Anthony Spena and he's an old friend from high school.

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Speaker 1: He's the first penis I ever saw. He dated Kursten

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Speaker 1: it's gonna happen. We're gonna happen. So now he is,

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Speaker 1: um the he started this and he's a great guy.

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Speaker 1: And it's called Assist. It's an energy drink too. I'm

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Speaker 1: our show. Um wait, I think besties are gonna wonder

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Speaker 1: why there's a b are in your fridge. There's a beer. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I would be like I would talk about them like alcohol,

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Speaker 1: and they disintegrat your tongue tissue because like, did you

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Speaker 1: gum use and that's why quick gum. I haven't had

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Speaker 1: like a bull frog thing in there? Yes, ranula, they'll

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Speaker 1: from overuse of like my my duct. No, my duct

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Yeah. So I don't do gum anymore

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Speaker 1: because I like, well, just I can't stop. What a

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Speaker 1: dumb thing to love. But I do think gum is stupid.

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Speaker 1: But that's what I say. I will do gum. I

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Speaker 1: always when I'm working out or when I'm running to

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Speaker 1: with gum the entire time that these cinnamon toothpicks give

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Speaker 1: what am I doing? But it's simply like to take

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Speaker 1: It's interesting because I understand Gum as like it's something

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Speaker 1: from in that? In that scenario? What? But then I

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Speaker 1: how I just sent her my thoughts first on this show,

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Speaker 1: my thoughts cannatrain me. But I did some great fantasizing

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Speaker 1: like conjure it. I just could never just like think

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Speaker 1: I need this weekend. Someone was giving me advice about

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Speaker 1: it and they were like, Anya, we weren't sport and

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Speaker 1: I was like, I need to drink off tonight and

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Speaker 1: I forgot my sex toy. I'm sorry, Matt, is this

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Speaker 1: an uncomfortable No, it's not you, my friend so, and

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Speaker 1: hat too. And he's like, fine, I'll do it. And

421
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,720
Speaker 1: he walked to the front door and the teachers like, Harlow,

422
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,760
Speaker 1: you look so old, and I was like, yes, Nail,

423
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,480
Speaker 1: that's so cute. And that is still school sounds like

424
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 1: a cult, right games to be No, it is not.

425
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:50,399
Speaker 1: But the best sleep might be a sleep deprived. Um, no,

426
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,960
Speaker 1: they have naptime, Are you kidding me? He does not.

427
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 1: He does not well, he doesn't need naptime. But I

428
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:57,639
Speaker 1: was listening to Lauren was telling me about poppy schedule,

429
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,800
Speaker 1: and I was just like, oh God, Like I was like,

430
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,920
Speaker 1: just tell me more. So what does she do then?

431
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 1: So she gets up when and then she watches like

432
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,200
Speaker 1: cartoons and then she like then they go to school

433
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 1: and they like do they like listen to someone reading

434
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 1: them a book and then they take a nap. It

435
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,439
Speaker 1: was just like, God, that was the fucking life. I

436
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,080
Speaker 1: just want to tell Poppy, like, you're on vacation right now.

437
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:22,119
Speaker 1: She has, you know, like it's about it's like you

438
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:26,200
Speaker 1: truly no one expects anything of you, no, and then

439
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 1: when she comes home she expects everything from us. She's

440
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:33,639
Speaker 1: retiring and at night, Pop, I know you're listening to

441
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,880
Speaker 1: this in the future when you're older, but you are.

442
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 1: She is a cult leader, dude. She Lauren told me

443
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:43,679
Speaker 1: that she asked Poppy for like fashion advice because if

444
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 1: she's like deciding between something, she'll be like popular because

445
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,920
Speaker 1: Poppy is so decisive and just knows what she wants

446
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:52,679
Speaker 1: to be, like those for what she for the record

447
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 1: Poppies three everyone. There's no reason why, but she knows exactly.

448
00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,680
Speaker 1: I was doing her hair the other day of gymnastics,

449
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,440
Speaker 1: and she just knew exactly, like where the clips she wanted.

450
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,120
Speaker 1: And I was like, Lauren, does she always know? Like

451
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 1: she goes, she knows exactly how she wants her hair done.

452
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 1: I go, does she changed her mind? She was like nope,

453
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 1: But I'm like this little bit, it's gonna be Taylor Swift,

454
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,159
Speaker 1: Like this is Taylor Swift levels of decisiveness of like

455
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 1: I know I want this and when it doesn't work out, yes,

456
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 1: and yeah. And I feel bad for Lauren. You know,

457
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 1: she's a mama's girl, and so is just you know,

458
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 1: forced forced me out of the room. I feel ostracized

459
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 1: by my own daughter most days. But she'll force me

460
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 1: out of the room. She'll make Lauren. She'll she has

461
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,959
Speaker 1: like a whole routine. Lauren has to read her all

462
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 1: these books. She picks out the books and then she

463
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 1: has mommy scratch my neck, scratch my back, scratch my legs. Okay,

464
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:49,400
Speaker 1: now it's just like a whole and she tricks every night. Yeah,

465
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:54,439
Speaker 1: it's just crazy. She's she uh, the most interesting thing

466
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:57,240
Speaker 1: about her to me because she is different than any

467
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 1: other kid I've ever seen, and that she really um.

468
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,120
Speaker 1: People ask her question and she'll just look at you

469
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 1: like what the fund are even talking to before? Like

470
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 1: like a teacher would say good I said this, mord

471
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 1: A teacher would say goodbye to her at gymnastics and

472
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,880
Speaker 1: be like bye Poppy, and she would be like doing

473
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 1: something she did. You know, She'd run over to me

474
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 1: and she's like looking through my purse and the teacher

475
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 1: goes like Poppy and like taps on the shoulders like

476
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 1: bye Poppy, and she'll just look over and go like

477
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,679
Speaker 1: like she's disgusted, and just like looks back as her

478
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 1: teacher and she's why would you be interrupting me going

479
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,640
Speaker 1: through my aunt's purse right now? Like I don't have

480
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 1: time to even acknowledge you. I was just like I wonder.

481
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,719
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't no one can remember what they

482
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,479
Speaker 1: were like when they were three. But I don't know

483
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,159
Speaker 1: that many kids are like her. You see a lot

484
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 1: of kids like that. I do too. She get that, Matt,

485
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:56,160
Speaker 1: you or Lauren, um, I don't know what I'd say

486
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 1: both of us probably, I mean, we're both pretty decisive

487
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 1: with what we want to do, um, and then change

488
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 1: their mind a hundred times and back out sometimes. I

489
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:11,359
Speaker 1: mean that's what we're all like. I'm going my sister's

490
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 1: in Aquarius and Poppy is May five? What sign is she? Oh? No,

491
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 1: we're getting into astrology on the show, and this is

492
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,440
Speaker 1: not what we wanted. Now we're starting to like lead

493
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 1: with that went thereh my god, she's decisive. She's not

494
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 1: a Libra. If she's a Libra, that would disprove astrology.

495
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 1: So what is she? Oh? May, that's not Libra Taurus.

496
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:34,439
Speaker 1: It depends where in May? I think. Yeah. I mean

497
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,680
Speaker 1: someone could google it, but I don't have a phone

498
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 1: with me. Um. Or we could just keep guessing when

499
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 1: no one must know for sure. There we can play

500
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 1: this football. Um yeah. So I just yeah. She's so

501
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,399
Speaker 1: special and and so funny and so um emotional and

502
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: I love that she loves Taylor Swift. That's my dream

503
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 1: for her. It's to be a Swift ee and and

504
00:26:56,840 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 1: go to concert tour. Yep, such a tourist, dude, such

505
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:06,679
Speaker 1: a great, such a great. What car do you just

506
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 1: get because your car all of your cars were stolen.

507
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 1: We don't even need it that she could take the

508
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: whole podcast if i'd bring out the car, give me

509
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:20,399
Speaker 1: a brief brief, I do the quick. The quick version

510
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 1: of the story is that Lauren opens the door to

511
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: go outside and said, where did you put the cars?

512
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 1: And I said, what do you mean that? Where did

513
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,879
Speaker 1: I put the cars? She said where are they? And

514
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:40,399
Speaker 1: I said, no idea. And then she looked at me

515
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 1: and said, did you take my purse out of the car?

516
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: And I said no, I didn't, and so I'll take

517
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 1: some of the blame for it. I was clear in

518
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:53,880
Speaker 1: the car. I'm yeah, no blame on her. Um, but yeah,

519
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 1: we left h both sets of keys in the car

520
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 1: on her. Both sets of keys were left in the car.

521
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 1: So woke up with no cars. Uh. The Subaru we

522
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 1: could track and we recovered it had some damage. Did

523
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 1: you see it like cruising? Oh yeah on the app Yeah,

524
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: I see where they were going everywhere, and you wanted

525
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,919
Speaker 1: to go like, don't they turn it over the cops

526
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,439
Speaker 1: so you can't see it anymore once they find it,

527
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: because they don't want you to go like be a

528
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 1: vigilante and try to get it exactly. Yeah, So we

529
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 1: were I was very close to with some neighbors to

530
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,639
Speaker 1: and and co workers to go and grab the vehicle

531
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 1: when I knew where it was. But then Um, I

532
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,680
Speaker 1: told Subar. I was like, hey, can you do anything,

533
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,639
Speaker 1: like can you shut this bad boy off? After after?

534
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: You know, can you whatever? And they said yeah, but

535
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 1: it's only after they stopped the car. They won't be

536
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 1: able to turn it back on. It's stolen vehicle recovery mode.

537
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 1: And I said, okay, let's activate that. And it was

538
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 1: over in Illinois and I said, let's wait until it

539
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,239
Speaker 1: comes back to Missouri. Um, because I just didn't want

540
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: to deal with that. Came back to Missouri and they

541
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: shut it off and then I was on the phone

542
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 1: with Suber and I was like, hey, I don't where's

543
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 1: where's the car? It's it's not on the app anymore.

544
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh yeah, once we shut it off,

545
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 1: you can't see where it is. And I was like okay,

546
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 1: So I did I just have to do what? And

547
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: like you gotta call the police, tell the police then number,

548
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: give them your special pin and then we'll tell them

549
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 1: where it is. I was like okay, And so I

550
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: called the police department. I was like, hey, Suber told

551
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 1: me to call you my car was stolen up and

552
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: they go, yeah, we don't do that. I was like,

553
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 1: and so I had to find a friend who knew

554
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 1: another cop, and that cop handled it for me. And

555
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: so then the car was recovered and then towed and

556
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: all that. The other car uh not afford tours, but

557
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 1: a wonderful Ford Focus. That car was stolen seven days later.

558
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: You know that one wasn't tracked. Seven days later, when

559
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 1: I was driving home, I saw it just down the street.

560
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: So they had gotten into that car, which was the

561
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: car Lauren was driving. I think they saw the keys

562
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 1: to the Subaru stash that car, got in the Subaru

563
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: and left and then took that car. So then we

564
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: got it back and we had all the vehicles and

565
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: didn't what didn't have much heroin math us inside of it. Okay,

566
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: so fast ward, three weeks later, they still had the

567
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 1: key that came back. I got the Focus and I

568
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: was like, okay, it's officially gone this time. Yeah. We

569
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: had changed the locks to our house and everything too,

570
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 1: and we were waiting to get the keys to the

571
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 1: car changed. But there was like a big backlog of

572
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: you know, the locksmith couldn't get to it, and I

573
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: had bought in I had bought one uh club. I

574
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 1: bought a club for the suber up, but then I

575
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 1: didn't buy a club for the Forward because I guess

576
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 1: I was kind of hoping that. And then seven days

577
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: later I got a call from the police department, like,

578
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: we found your vehicle. I was like, all right, let's

579
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 1: do it again, let's pick up and wait, wasn't LaRence

580
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 1: person in the car the first time he found it? Yeah,

581
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: but the keys were gone, but but her personal her

582
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 1: wallet and everything, Like, thank god, the first time they

583
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 1: had already canceled the cards. But whatever's that headache? So

584
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 1: the so then like got the car. I was like,

585
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: what happened? And they're like, well, there were two. There

586
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: were two suspects inside. They had stolen guns. They tried

587
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: to run away. We tasted them and I was like, hell, yeah,

588
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: what was that? Good? They got what's coming to them?

589
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: And then um, They're like, your car's up at the

590
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 1: toe lot and you can go get it. So I

591
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 1: have my coworker drive me. I went up there and

592
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 1: it was wrecked, like the outside was damaged, dented, but

593
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 1: the inside was just it reeked of like smoke and

594
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: there was just bags of new clothing, new shoes, old clothing,

595
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 1: tupper wares of food and canned food, like all sorts

596
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 1: of stuff. And I was like, hey man, how many

597
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: did they have? They had it for seven days. They

598
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 1: drove three thousand miles. They tinted the windows in the back,

599
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 1: the self tinted. Okay, but this is this is the

600
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 1: best guy, so you know. My My chief concern was

601
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: that the key was gone. The key fob was gone.

602
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 1: And so I staid of the toe guy like wait,

603
00:31:55,320 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 1: when don't your rival. I was like, where is my key?

604
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: And they're like the keys in the vehicle. I was

605
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 1: like in the vehicle. I was like okay. And so

606
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 1: there was all this stuff in the vehicle and I

607
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 1: said to the guy at the toe lot outside letting

608
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 1: me out the gate, I said, what do I do

609
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 1: with this stuff? And he just said, keep what you want,

610
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 1: throw the rest away. I was like, okay. I pulled

611
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 1: it over. I pulled what did you get? Did you

612
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 1: get any cool new stuff? Brand names? I I gave

613
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: gifts away. I'd gifts. What what was in there? Anything cool? Anything?

614
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: Actually good? Well? In there was I was looking for

615
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 1: the keys and I found a bunch of needles and

616
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,959
Speaker 1: a spoon and a time whatever. So they were just

617
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: shooting a narcan. So they were just squeakers. They were

618
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 1: just shooting up, stealing and getting high in the car.

619
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 1: So then you know, then the company was gonna the intervention.

620
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: Music just started playing in the back man that day,

621
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 1: Dan Ding Ding Ding Dan. But they the insurance company,

622
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: it was a whole ordeal. They were gonna like have

623
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 1: us clean the car and they were going to keep it.

624
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,479
Speaker 1: And I said, look, I don't want fenting al in there.

625
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: I don't want hair went in there, like, it's got

626
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: to be totally clean, and they finally totaled it. So

627
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:07,719
Speaker 1: then I bought Honda Pilot and I have that bad boy.

628
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 1: Now it's great. Yeah. I don't know if you heard

629
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 1: this part though, Dicky. Last week, a week ago, I

630
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 1: got out, I got out of my office and I

631
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: started my car up and it sounded like a jet engine.

632
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 1: Someone stole my catalst Tuesday. So I'm now driving your

633
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: dad's car. That's nuts, man. So it's just like NonStop

634
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: come to St. Luc listener. Let me emphasize that this

635
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 1: guy never stopped smiling, and it's truly happy. Who Yes,

636
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 1: I'm happy with my thoughts. Yeah, Czar, you are a

637
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 1: happy guy, Like this would break me one car? But

638
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: break what are you gonna do? What I mean, what

639
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 1: happened when you when you heard it and you knew

640
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: that they had still like when did it? When did

641
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: you realize that your catalytic converter which, by the way,

642
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 1: Andrew had never heard of that term, because you don't

643
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 1: hear about the term. Two you move to St. Louis

644
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: and they're all getting stolen all the time. Um, what

645
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 1: did I do? Like I fired it up and I

646
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: heard it and I just said, let's do it again, Like, yeah,

647
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 1: I knew it was an another deductible, another trip to

648
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 1: another call to the insurance company, to the police, and

649
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 1: the police shamed me. They shamed me, and I was like, hey,

650
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 1: by the way, I just want to let you know

651
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: my cadle converter was stolen. And they're like, okay, where

652
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 1: was it? And I told him the address where I

653
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 1: work and they're like okay, Um, you're gonna wait there

654
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: for the cops. And I was like, no, I'm going

655
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: home and they're like okay. And the cop called me

656
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, yeah, I'm here and I was like,

657
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,359
Speaker 1: all right, uh, I don't see you. And he's like, yeah,

658
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 1: I'm at the address where it was stolen. I was like, okay,

659
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: I'm at home. He's like, why are you at home? Jesus?

660
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: Because I had to go home. He's like, why didn't

661
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: you wait around? I was like, because my car got

662
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,839
Speaker 1: this kind of a conversion one. I had two other

663
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: cars stolen. I'm going home. I have three kids, like day,

664
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:06,320
Speaker 1: I had a shitty day. And he was like okay.

665
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 1: And so he came and I did the whole report

666
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 1: and stuff, and I again said to him like, hey man,

667
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: sorry I didn't stick around, but like I've had a

668
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: lot of car ship happened and I just didn't want

669
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: to deal with it. And he was like, you're really

670
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,959
Speaker 1: supposed to stay there. I was like, okay, he didn't.

671
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: He didn't say I'm so sorry to hear that stuffy

672
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:27,959
Speaker 1: fucking empathy. Yeah, okay, cool, thanks man. Yeah you can't

673
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 1: sometimes you just can't get it. Yeah, And but there's

674
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 1: there are good there are. Have you ever you've had

675
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,399
Speaker 1: run ins with Have you had good cop experiences? Yeah?

676
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 1: I've cop friends, you do? Yeah, Well, who's called what

677
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:45,879
Speaker 1: cop friends? Do you have a lot, probably acquaintances, i'd

678
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: say acquaintances. No, I don't have you know, I'm always

679
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 1: scared of cops, no matter what I mean. Have you

680
00:35:54,640 --> 00:36:01,439
Speaker 1: been arrested, um arrested like in handcuffs? Yeah, m hm yes, yes,

681
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: sorry I didn't If you don't want to talk about it, No,

682
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,760
Speaker 1: it's okay. What let me guess it was like weed

683
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:13,760
Speaker 1: in I don't know, okay, high school? Sorry, drunk in public?

684
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 1: Oh wow, maybe it was fight. I say it was

685
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:20,800
Speaker 1: a fight. I guess We're all over the map. No,

686
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 1: just rent, I guess. No, Actually, you don't know what. No,

687
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 1: the handcuffs did not happen. It was at wakarusa festival.

688
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 1: It's like a weoth with the kids. It's like a lake. Yes,

689
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,320
Speaker 1: it was a festival, Okay, it was. Yeah, it's a

690
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:48,319
Speaker 1: good he was he was nude in public at a festival. No, no, okay,

691
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: so what was it? No, it's it's various alcohol stuff

692
00:36:52,360 --> 00:37:01,720
Speaker 1: in college like right, yeah I knew it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,

693
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: got no fight stuff like that. Whoa, we were all right,

694
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 1: we just gotta do a fight. He shook his head over.

695
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: You gotta do a fight. You were a little well,

696
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: I was more victimized. I didn't do fighting. What you

697
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 1: do there was We're at a house party and there

698
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 1: was some townies. Lawrence had some townies. Oh I thought

699
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 1: he said Lawrence had Lauren has no Lawrence Kansas head

700
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,319
Speaker 1: some times that would show up at parties. And these

701
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 1: townies were at a party and they were given this

702
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 1: girl trouble mutual friend and um my one friend. Keith

703
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: was like, let's get these jerks out of here. And

704
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: he pushed this guy and swung and hit another guy

705
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: and then he got jumped. And then I went into

706
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,800
Speaker 1: like save him. And then this dude shanked me and

707
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: stabbed me, stabbed in my hand. I got stitched. Oh

708
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 1: my god, that's so scary. But I feel like I'd

709
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: rather get shot then stabbed. Yeah, it was just it.

710
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: You can stabbing can fuck you up? Man? Sure No,

711
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: I got lucky. But he was going to stab Keith

712
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: in the chest, Oh my god. And he hit my hand.

713
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: She said, God, Matt, this is making my vagina hurt

714
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 1: so bad. I know Anya's vagina hurts when she hears

715
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 1: things that, like if someone gets too close to a

716
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,919
Speaker 1: ledge or something like hurt. But it's like those roller

717
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,879
Speaker 1: pickles that just drop you really fast and you just fall.

718
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:35,320
Speaker 1: It feels like that about getting the X factor, about

719
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 1: about getting hurt, even if you were to be like

720
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 1: Poppy she fell and skinned her nose, be like, but

721
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: it's so in vagina that feeling. But I do get

722
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: that feeling a lot. Do you ever get the feeling

723
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: when you're watching Like you can see a video on

724
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:54,320
Speaker 1: your phone of like someone doing something with heights and

725
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: you your stomach drops, like you can get that's such

726
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: a cool thing that like watching a screen and can

727
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: make your body have a feeling like it's falling and

728
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 1: might die and that likely don't like feeling in it. Yeah,

729
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 1: you know when dogs are like if they are having seizures. Yeah,

730
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: and and athletes to like if you're dreaming you're running

731
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 1: a marathon, you're actually burning a ship ton of calories

732
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 1: and your brain thinks you are. That's interesting. Oh yeah,

733
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 1: because it's so the minded body are so connected that

734
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 1: it can trigger that. That's interesting. I should that'd be

735
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 1: awesome to be able to train more in your dreams

736
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 1: and like get workouts in a little bit. Yeah. I

737
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 1: don't know how many calories you burned, but they do

738
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: say that body thinks it's doing it. That's interesting. I

739
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 1: don't like being I don't like nightmares, but I kind

740
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: of like they feel so good when you know they're over,

741
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 1: they're not real that it's almost worth it. Um, have

742
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 1: you been watching the Last of Us? Um? I think

743
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: you and Lauren were the ones. Chris was like, you

744
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 1: can skip it, you know, because this was after episode one.

745
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 1: I think he was like, you don't need to, like,

746
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 1: it's probably not for you because it's gory, and I'm like,

747
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 1: I don't know. It seems like I want to get

748
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: in on one of these fucking zombie apocalyptic shows that

749
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 1: aren't like all I only watched like comedies. Chris was

750
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 1: like no, and then you and Lauren were like check

751
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 1: it out. And then the third episode, Chris is like,

752
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: you need to watch this show, and so I watched

753
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: up until the third Did you watch the fourth episode? Yet? Um?

754
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 1: What did you? What do you think about about the show? Like?

755
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 1: Do you love it? Because I think everyone is going

756
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 1: to end up watching it? Noah, An you have you

757
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 1: guys heard about the show or interested in episode one

758
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 1: last night? So you're on board on HBO and it's

759
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 1: huge zombie Apocalypse. It's about Yeah, it's pretty much about um,

760
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: mushrooms that you know, like you have you ever seen

761
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: video of like a cricket that has like a parasite

762
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,959
Speaker 1: living in it and the cricket is just a shell

763
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: and this is this like thing that's just so that

764
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: happens to humans eventually, but it's with like mold and

765
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: fun fun with mushrooms. So it's really given mushrooms a

766
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,319
Speaker 1: bat like mushrooms kind of gross me out now kind

767
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: of they always have and now it's like this isn't helping.

768
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 1: But um, the third but then the third episode was

769
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 1: like this Broke Back Mountain movie. I'm not even getting

770
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,359
Speaker 1: in the middle of this zombie show. It's so good,

771
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: it's so touching. But but even that show, that episode

772
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 1: was like an outlier. And then but I think that's

773
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 1: that's what the show is going to be, like a

774
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 1: lot of flashbacks and stead I think they've done. You know,

775
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,800
Speaker 1: I don't I'm not a huge sci fi guy. Or

776
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,840
Speaker 1: I didn't and I didn't get into what was the

777
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:45,359
Speaker 1: other zombie show, Walking Dead either I tried did get

778
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 1: into it. I did, but then I fell off it

779
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 1: just I need, like these things need to end, and

780
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 1: I felt like the Walking Dead, and then they had

781
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 1: the one fear of the Walking Dead, which was like

782
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 1: it was just too much, need too much, they need

783
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 1: to and I like an ending to give mess. Don't

784
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,840
Speaker 1: go more than three. I'd be fine with one, like

785
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,360
Speaker 1: why movies being an hour and a half and we go.

786
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:12,359
Speaker 1: That was And of course there's sequels, but a lot

787
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: of times it's just like that's it. But for some

788
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: reason the show goes a whole season and people are like,

789
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: we need more. It's like that is, but that was

790
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 1: twelve episodes of I mean the Last of Us third

791
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 1: episode was an hour and twenty minutes. That's a movie

792
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: in the eighties. The only show we need more of

793
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 1: is Alone. I need more alone. More can watch alone alone,

794
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 1: So I have to watch alone with someone so I

795
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: can't get it done, and I haven't. Chris and I

796
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: have not had a lot of TV time lately. But

797
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: I did watch the Pam doc. Loved it. Did you

798
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 1: watch Pam Pamela Love Love Pamela? Hold on? I can

799
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 1: I can do her voice kind of. I'm gonna work

800
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: on it, but I have to watch. Yeah, I wanted

801
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 1: to face my fears and I don't know. We'll see you.

802
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 1: I fell in love with my dad. What can I say?

803
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, I saw that from the gid

804
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: go I go, Chris, look at these pictures of her dad.

805
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: It is Tommy. It's Tommy boy. Um, but it's a

806
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 1: great it's a great documentary. I really recommend it. And then, um,

807
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 1: what else have I've been watching? And then just shoot me.

808
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 1: I've been watching and it's like my new comfort show

809
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 1: that I just put on, and it reminds me of

810
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: the nineties and my friends Spade, isn't it. So I'm

811
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 1: just watching him like my friend be so funny. Just

812
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: shoot me, I know, because you had like PBS wee,

813
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 1: we just got not even no likely is very academic

814
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 1: watch so they only like anime nax. It's only what

815
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 1: he got. No. I like the animax too. No, Shane there,

816
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 1: it's a good show. But you had, like, you know,

817
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 1: a little dog Detective Icon is good? Wait the guy

818
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:08,360
Speaker 1: know what's what's what? Like slime? No, it's just it

819
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: just is. But I know what you mean, like is

820
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:13,840
Speaker 1: it a thing? Like in what context is slime? But

821
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 1: it's just getting dropped on people in different shows. That's

822
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 1: kind of what it was. But wait again, can I

823
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 1: ask about some pech did you like? I don't know why.

824
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: It makes me laugh so much to make fun of

825
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: you for not having cable. But this was as a kid.

826
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 1: I had cable out They ask because my dad worked

827
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 1: for cable obviously, so it would be funny to me

828
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 1: when people were so clueless. But um, did you ever

829
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 1: did you? Were you into that one where the dog

830
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 1: was the detective? That little I definitely had to watch.

831
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 1: I definitely watched it. I don't recall it. Oh you

832
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 1: know you don't recall Like, no, I'm enjoying it regularly. No,

833
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 1: not regularly. What were your shows that you watch as

834
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,800
Speaker 1: a kid. I mean I think I got all this,

835
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 1: like the garbage shows that were put on, you know,

836
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 1: like what about t G? I f yeah, t G.

837
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: I was probably get to watch that Full House sounds

838
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: like ABC or something. Okay, you watched those shows when

839
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: you were a kid. Did boys watch Full House? And

840
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 1: Step by Step? Really Family Family Matters? Okay, boys watch

841
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 1: that too? Did you ever watch I guess you never

842
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 1: had snick. I don't even know what that is. I

843
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: don't know what that is either, those who do. I promised.

844
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: You are laughing right now, because Nick was like Snick

845
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 1: was like Saturday Night Live for Nickelodeon, and it was

846
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 1: for like tweens who just like kind of got it

847
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 1: and there was all that Keenan and kel Alex Mackett

848
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,800
Speaker 1: was like a whole. It was a lot. It was

849
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 1: like t G I F but for um cable, Yes,

850
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 1: and it was cool the round House where you can

851
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 1: be yourself. I mean that was a sketch show they

852
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 1: did downe at the round House where that can be

853
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 1: massive down at the round House and then it would

854
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 1: just be what the teens doing, like sketches. But none

855
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 1: of it was funny or sticky to me at all.

856
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 1: Um Matt had on Sunday Mornings. Is there nothing else

857
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 1: to really? I mean it it was kind of depressing,

858
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 1: did you Yeah, I watched a lot of TV growing up,

859
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: clearly on did you watch a lot of TV? I'm like, Matt,

860
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 1: we didn't have cable. I was just like Sally, just

861
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 1: Raphael and company after school. But you know what, this

862
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 1: actually all leads us into the next thing that we're

863
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 1: going to do on the show. Because Um, I watched

864
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 1: too much TV and didn't read enough books. And you guys,

865
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: clearly we're reading lots of books that you're probably going

866
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 1: to be great at what we do next on the show.

867
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 1: You'll see when you get back. We're back. Um, okay,

868
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,399
Speaker 1: so let's play. I'm so nervous about this. You're looking

869
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: at nervous too. Let's hit this. This is all started

870
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 1: because we were talking, you know, a couple of weeks ago,

871
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 1: a secretary of state or Nancy the house. That's what

872
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: speaking of the losses, what I meant, No, I know

873
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 1: that the thing is, I know that I just said

874
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 1: the wrong one. It's like when I was on Celebrity

875
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 1: Celebrity whatever, um millionaire and I said the wrong the

876
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,720
Speaker 1: wrong Yeah, please can we make this be the Roundhouse

877
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: where I can be got at the round No, but

878
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: I know I know what she is. I said the

879
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 1: wrong one, much like I will tell a story tomorrow

880
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: on the show where I said Chase the Rapper instead

881
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 1: of Chance the Rapper, and I got vilified for it,

882
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 1: even though I knew it was I knew it was

883
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 1: a fifty chance because I knew I didn't know it,

884
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 1: so I picked one and it was wrong, and God forbid,

885
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 1: I don't know Chance the rapper's name. He doesn't know

886
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 1: my fucking name, Like it doesn't like you can mess

887
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 1: up names. I don't listen to his music all I

888
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: listened to his Taylor Swift. It's not like I was

889
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 1: like people. The way people got on me about that

890
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 1: was so insane. So anyway, that story for another time.

891
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 1: I still clearly have not gotten over it. Um, it's

892
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 1: just white people, exactly. No one black their care that

893
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:16,320
Speaker 1: I didn't fucking know who chance the rapper was. Um, okay,

894
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 1: but let's play a game called we know nothing. We

895
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:27,280
Speaker 1: know nothing, we know nothing, we know nothing, we know nothing,

896
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: we know nothing. That doesn't fit let me and it's

897
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 1: too funny. That has to be it, because it doesn't

898
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:49,360
Speaker 1: mean okay, we are repurposing a First of all, that

899
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 1: song was our old podcast We Know Nothing that Audion

900
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: I did. Then we ten years again in another way,

901
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 1: but it was always based. It was always used for advice,

902
00:48:58,040 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 1: and then this time we were like, we can use

903
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 1: that song. And because this segment is about how we

904
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: don't know anything, but there is this is not an

905
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 1: advice segment. Do not give us a call. We're not

906
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 1: going to give it our all. Actually we will give

907
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: it all the call parts. The only part that was

908
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 1: not correct anymore. But that's the theme song. Um. Last

909
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: week we talked about football and we got it really

910
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 1: really wrong. We tried to just describe football the with

911
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: the four of us. Taylor was over and today we're

912
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 1: gonna do We talked on the phone yesterday because and

913
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: I did not research it, and boy did I want

914
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:36,880
Speaker 1: to google it and cheat because the my level of

915
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: not knowing anything about this is so embarrassing. But our

916
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:50,760
Speaker 1: subject today to talk about is World War One. Okay,

917
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 1: so let's start with years, like and this is a

918
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 1: collective thing where we try to all put together all

919
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 1: the ships we don't know and and land on the

920
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 1: best answer. It's like an escape room for forgetting right. Okay,

921
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 1: who's going to tell us the truth? Well, who thinks

922
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,320
Speaker 1: they have Let's just say, who thinks they have the

923
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,760
Speaker 1: best idea of the years. If you're the most confident

924
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 1: out of the four of us, before any of us,

925
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 1: because then this will minimize the embarrassment if someone like you,

926
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 1: know what I mean? So who who's pretty confident about

927
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 1: the years? Matt, I would say you probably would be.

928
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 1: I'm comfortable. Okay, can you give us the can you

929
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: give us what you think the years are? Starting? Yeah, starting?

930
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 1: What shouldn't we guess? First of all, we think the

931
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 1: years are I'm trying to minimize how dull Okay, I'm trying.

932
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 1: I literally if this is an escape, I'm not going

933
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: to change my hand for for like trying. Let's say,

934
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 1: like we had to submit at the end of this report,

935
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 1: and like money was on the line of like how

936
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: right we got it. Let's try to actually get it right,

937
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 1: you know, based on us four dodos like they do

938
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 1: in prices, right, where like the number has to come

939
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 1: closest to what's on the stage. Like let's say there's

940
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: some there's someone outside the door here waiting for me

941
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 1: to fill out a little like a trivia game, and

942
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 1: if we get right, we get a lot of fucking money. Okay,

943
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 1: this is the game show. This is actually a good

944
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 1: idea for a game show. Just before idiots trying to

945
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: come up with like the most Wikipedia and like the

946
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 1: most correct Wikipedia entry for a subject. Okay, don't steal that,

947
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:31,959
Speaker 1: um copyrighted. That's how you copyright something. You just say nothing. Okay, years,

948
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 1: let's go. I think it's okay, Yeah, I was I

949
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: was not I was gonna but I I probably and

950
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 1: if I was way off, I would just say it

951
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 1: was Okay. I know there was a break between that

952
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 1: in the World War Two, so I'm gonna take the

953
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 1: and I know there's the depression, so I'm going to

954
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:58,839
Speaker 1: take thirties off. The thirties definitely did not have World

955
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 1: War One in it because that was depression twenties. They

956
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,399
Speaker 1: were roaring. I'm thinking they're coming back from the war.

957
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 1: So I'm placing it in the late teens based on

958
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 1: that stuff. That's what I would think. And also why

959
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: when I think of World War One do I think

960
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 1: of Winston Churchill? But I don't know. I know he

961
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,919
Speaker 1: was like did he have something to do with World

962
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 1: War One? Yeah? Yeah, right, and he was. He's the

963
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 1: president of England or whatever what's it called, the yes,

964
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 1: prime minister, so okay, so he's the prime minister and

965
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 1: but he why I'm just listen, I'm just shouting out stuff.

966
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:46,879
Speaker 1: I'm sure who was it between World War One? Germans? Yeah,

967
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 1: Germany started it. I know that, Okay, Wow, I did

968
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:57,840
Speaker 1: not know that. France, France, no doubt. In Austria, I know,

969
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 1: I think like Prussian existed at this time, was assassinated. Yes,

970
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 1: the shot heard around the world. Yeah, yeah, that's a band,

971
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 1: but it's um, yeah the art. For some reason, an

972
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 1: a p Ero maybe Atorian is listening to this. I'm

973
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 1: probably not, though. Anyone who cares about history is probably

974
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:30,120
Speaker 1: so disgusted at this point they've they've turned it off.

975
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 1: But my a Pero teacher, Mr Harry, the one thing

976
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:36,359
Speaker 1: I remember, he told us a story about an assassination

977
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: where the guy was stabbed with a needle through the

978
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:41,800
Speaker 1: heart and so he didn't even know on the street.

979
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:43,800
Speaker 1: Someone bumped into them on the street and stabbed a

980
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,759
Speaker 1: needle into his heart, and so it was such a

981
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: small stabbing that he just felt like he got hit,

982
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 1: you know, and then he slowly bled to death. And

983
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:56,240
Speaker 1: that was someone's assassination. And I want someone to clarify

984
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 1: who that might be. So that was maybe World War

985
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 1: one stuff on, okay, um, other other things that we

986
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 1: know about World War One, anyone, I still don't know

987
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: the years. I was going to guess the ninth early

988
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 1: nineteen twenties, which is okay, right, well that's not that

989
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 1: far off, And how many years was it? I'm going

990
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 1: to say what I thought you were four years. Oh,

991
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it was. I would have I guess

992
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: I said four to six years. I would think I'm

993
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 1: saying I think like six years like a long time

994
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 1: because back then there were like no computers or anyways

995
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 1: to communicate, so stuff took much longer. It took longer. Okay,

996
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,920
Speaker 1: what were some of the battles that took place? Any

997
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:45,600
Speaker 1: battle names come to mindlind was bombed a lot. Mm hmm.

998
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 1: I think there were some bombing Okay, Um, are boys

999
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:55,640
Speaker 1: were shipped away? When did we get involved? I'll tell

1000
00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 1: you well, Matt will tell you. Yeah it was. I

1001
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:02,839
Speaker 1: think that. I literally know nothing about that. I think

1002
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 1: there was a U boat that hit a really. Yeah,

1003
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:11,759
Speaker 1: there was the sinking of Lusitania. Yes, really, I think

1004
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:17,400
Speaker 1: that was. Okay, Okay, I know key words and then

1005
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 1: like a word search, the Allies were formed, Yeah, you boats.

1006
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 1: The Allies were a bunch of countries that were England,

1007
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 1: United States, France. I don't know that Russia, yeah, um

1008
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:43,239
Speaker 1: from World War Two. I don't know about that being

1009
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 1: a part of world if they had like the official

1010
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 1: name also, it wasn't this is the greatest generation or

1011
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 1: is that world War two. I think that's World War two. Okay,

1012
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,400
Speaker 1: we have this question who was the greatest until they

1013
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 1: showed up? They were the greatest for a while. What

1014
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: was the US president when World War One was happening?

1015
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 1: Great question, Eisenhower? No, I was going to say that,

1016
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 1: But is it Fdr No? He had the New Deal? Yeah?

1017
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 1: You like? Okay, God damn that. This is embarrassing. Sorry,

1018
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 1: Mr Platt A p us. I don't even think I

1019
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 1: took history. Really, Yes, rows of social studies? Were you

1020
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 1: in it? Did you have a p U S, a

1021
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:35,799
Speaker 1: p euro those kind of things? Okay, so you had

1022
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 1: basic but you you you were gained a lot. Okay.

1023
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 1: They had submarines, they had biplanes, they had ummers. Okay, yes,

1024
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 1: that's a good key word. Remember the helmets they looked

1025
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:56,240
Speaker 1: like they were like sergeants or anything named. They're rounded.

1026
00:56:56,320 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 1: And what president are we deciding? Oh? Now, you said

1027
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 1: Fdr Eisenhower. Are there any other guests? Fry who was

1028
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 1: f was? So Eisenhower feels too late for this? No?

1029
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:15,359
Speaker 1: I think you're right. No, I think it's before eisen

1030
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:19,280
Speaker 1: I wish I could an animaniac song for the presidents

1031
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 1: that Washington and deficit that I could just do it.

1032
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 1: It is a good song, that one. I almost I

1033
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 1: think it's okay, So let's settle night. So nineteen thirteen

1034
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 1: to nineteen eighteen, okay, nine Eisenhower was in office for

1035
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,360
Speaker 1: some of it. We got involved because of a U

1036
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 1: boat and the Lusitania. The shot Heard around the World

1037
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 1: started it? The shot? Oh who's who offered that? I

1038
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 1: don't remember that. UM remember, yes, yes, oh gotcha, yes,

1039
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 1: the shot. But I did know it was called the

1040
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 1: shot Heard around the world, wasn't I think? I mean,

1041
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 1: I remember that we went to offer them because we

1042
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 1: get points for anything we get right on this, like

1043
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 1: if there's any that was the JFK. I don't know

1044
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 1: how I know that. I thought he was stabbed. Okay,

1045
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 1: so maybe it is the needle story, because that's kind

1046
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 1: of what I'm conflating this with the needle shot heard

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Speaker 1: around Okay, So are ready to look up the answers

1048
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 1: because I really need to know now, because we clearly

1049
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 1: this was not the best category for me to pick

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00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 1: because we knew so fucking little that it is not.

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00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 1: Are you guys horrified by how little year? Very embarrassed.

1052
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: I've always thought that World War One didn't get it. Yeah,

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00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 1: World War two it's okay, okay. July to November, yes,

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00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,880
Speaker 1: um okay. It was fought between two coalitions, the first

1055
00:58:56,920 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 1: being the Allies. Members included France, the UK, Russia, Italy, Japan,

1056
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 1: and their respective colonial empires, with the United States joining

1057
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:14,760
Speaker 1: as an association power Associated power in what year nineteen seventeen,

1058
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 1: because we're less correct. They faced the Central Powers, primarily Germany, Austria, Hungary,

1059
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 1: and the Ottoman Empire, with fighting occurring throughout Europe, the

1060
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:28,439
Speaker 1: Middle East, Africa, the Pacific and parts of Asia. Nine

1061
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 1: million soldiers were killed. Dude, we should have guessed that's

1062
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 1: next time we do a war. How many died plus

1063
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:38,040
Speaker 1: another twenty three million wounded, while five million civilians died

1064
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:41,480
Speaker 1: as a result of million military action, hunger and disease.

1065
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:43,560
Speaker 1: Millions more died as a result of genocide. While the

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00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 1: nineteen eighteen Spanish flu pandemic was exacerbated by the movements

1067
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 1: of combatants during the war, so it triggered the fucking

1068
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:58,320
Speaker 1: Spanish flu started. What started the war the assassination of

1069
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 1: Austrian Archduke France Ferdinand holy Shum. Yes, that was the

1070
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 1: catalyst for the start of the Great War World War one,

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01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:15,120
Speaker 1: after the the needle stabbed with needle World War this

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01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:20,120
Speaker 1: one typing into needle World War One. I mean, it's

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01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 1: got to be Nope, it's nothing's coming up, all right? Well,

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01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 1: Mr Harry Owes me an explanation. Okay, I'm kind of

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01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 1: proud of us. I just learned a lot just by

1076
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 1: reading that little bit though, Like I didn't know anything. Um,

1077
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 1: and the the shot heard around the world is not

1078
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 1: from uh, it's from the American Revolutionary War. Okay, well

1079
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:53,120
Speaker 1: that will cover that most time and his wife Sophie

1080
01:00:53,200 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 1: were shot? Were shot? Who shot them? Did you guys

1081
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 1: hear about? Is archd Ferdinand's name actually friends Ferdinand? Yeah?

1082
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 1: Moving on? Wait, have you ever seen France Ferdinand concert? No,

1083
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 1: that's modest mouse. What are they saying? Franz Ferdinand sings? Um?

1084
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:17,440
Speaker 1: Like God, what do I think of when I think

1085
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 1: of friends Fernand? What's what's their style? I don't even

1086
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:23,720
Speaker 1: know name the song? What's their song? It's kind of

1087
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 1: like what the modest Mouse song is? But what's their song?

1088
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:31,840
Speaker 1: Come on? Oh? Damn it? Um? Anyway, what have you

1089
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,720
Speaker 1: have you been any concerts recently? Matt you. Matt used

1090
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:42,920
Speaker 1: to have a radio show take Sandwich taking Me Thank you. No,

1091
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 1: I needed it, and it is exactly like like it's

1092
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:49,440
Speaker 1: like the modest mouse song. But I love that did

1093
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 1: he dances too with his sons in those masks. Um,

1094
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:55,200
Speaker 1: oh my god, that video. I forgot about how happy

1095
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:56,800
Speaker 1: that makes me. I need to start referring to it

1096
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:59,560
Speaker 1: more often. Um, have you been to see any music

1097
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 1: lam At? No, I haven't seen the show for a

1098
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:05,960
Speaker 1: couple of months. But you get to listen to a

1099
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:09,960
Speaker 1: lot of music in your home with kids. I honestly

1100
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 1: try to always put on music, and I think it's

1101
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 1: because I have to drown out stuff. Yeah, it's a

1102
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:19,160
Speaker 1: toothpick for your sucking ears. How was it that the

1103
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:23,880
Speaker 1: Orlando hard rock over the weekend? Oh? Wow, Yeah, that

1104
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:29,440
Speaker 1: was so fun. This weekend was um, yeah Florida. Two

1105
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:32,320
Speaker 1: shows on in Tampa and then one show in Orlando. Yeah.

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01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 1: The hard rock is cool. The coolest part was I

1107
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,760
Speaker 1: was going to the bathroom at one point and I

1108
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:38,400
Speaker 1: was kind of buying myself on You was on stage.

1109
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:40,240
Speaker 1: I was like, on I introduced on You. She goes

1110
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 1: on stage and then I just like to kind of

1111
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:43,600
Speaker 1: like pace around and like think about what I'm gonna

1112
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:45,240
Speaker 1: say and kind of use that time and then I

1113
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:47,480
Speaker 1: get to watch usually the last two songs on You does.

1114
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:49,800
Speaker 1: So I was just kind of pacing the hallway and

1115
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,320
Speaker 1: they have all pictures of the people who have performed there,

1116
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:55,080
Speaker 1: Like I was taking pictures like Lisa Lamp and now

1117
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:58,280
Speaker 1: he was there, but like zz Top and Michelle Branch

1118
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:02,480
Speaker 1: and uh Maroon five, and like it's pretty cool. It's

1119
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:04,320
Speaker 1: like people coming up. And then I round a corner

1120
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:05,840
Speaker 1: and I'm going to this bathroom in the back, like

1121
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 1: the whole like takes a little like detour, but it's

1122
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:11,840
Speaker 1: not the main hallway. Fucking Taylor Swift up in the

1123
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:14,160
Speaker 1: in the bath and in this is the bathroom hallway.

1124
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 1: I would not have seen had I not been like

1125
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:18,439
Speaker 1: just kind of sauntering around. And I was like, oh

1126
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:21,520
Speaker 1: my god. I was so excited to perform in the

1127
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:25,000
Speaker 1: same places are Immediately I was like skip in my step,

1128
01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:27,440
Speaker 1: like ready to go, because it's only happened twice. It's

1129
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 1: um there and or to my knowledge, and uh, the

1130
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:34,920
Speaker 1: Riemann in Nashville, but it was she did in two

1131
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:39,200
Speaker 1: thousand and eight, so fourteen years behind her. I'm watched

1132
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:43,840
Speaker 1: out bit I'm coming in. I can't believe they hit

1133
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:47,040
Speaker 1: her in an ancillary hallway. I know. I was like,

1134
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:50,240
Speaker 1: you guys, it made me want to steal it because

1135
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:51,960
Speaker 1: I was like, you don't even care about it. You know,

1136
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:57,320
Speaker 1: I wouldn't curity guard a heart attack. Yeah, I like.

1137
01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:00,040
Speaker 1: And then the security like looked over at me like,

1138
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:01,800
Speaker 1: oh my god, like was kind of scared. I was

1139
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:04,720
Speaker 1: so excited. Um, but yeah, everyone was really nice and

1140
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:06,320
Speaker 1: the shows were really fun. I'm trying to think of

1141
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:09,200
Speaker 1: anything of note that happened in for It's just nice

1142
01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:12,880
Speaker 1: to be in like balmy weather. It just feels were

1143
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:17,840
Speaker 1: so kind. Everyone was like kind of tipsy at the end.

1144
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 1: They came out to say hi at the merch table

1145
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:23,400
Speaker 1: and I got some cool backhanded compliments I can add

1146
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:27,680
Speaker 1: to my list. But they were so nice. One guy

1147
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:30,240
Speaker 1: got so drunk he just started buying T shirts for everybody.

1148
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:32,240
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm into it. He was like, at

1149
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:33,720
Speaker 1: first I thought you were going to be like this

1150
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:37,920
Speaker 1: knockoff Jewel, but then you fucking won me over. You

1151
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:41,680
Speaker 1: were so good. You don't even sound like Jewel at all.

1152
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:44,560
Speaker 1: You don't look like Jewel, Like, what does he why

1153
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:50,720
Speaker 1: because you your girl blonde. I mean, it just doesn't

1154
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:54,720
Speaker 1: even make sense to me that that compliment or whatever

1155
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 1: he said. But yeah, people always they don't always have

1156
01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:58,960
Speaker 1: to do it, but that is a common thing where

1157
01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:02,160
Speaker 1: they have to, like maybe thought you were from Alaska. Yeah,

1158
01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:04,560
Speaker 1: I did have a carcass on my back. I had

1159
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:10,120
Speaker 1: my favorite insult this weekend. Um, that was the people

1160
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,800
Speaker 1: in front of me, like fucking didn't get you and

1161
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 1: didn't like you. But I was dying and I never

1162
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:18,400
Speaker 1: get that anymore. Like I used to get that all

1163
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:21,400
Speaker 1: the time at clubs because no one came to see

1164
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:24,280
Speaker 1: me and so they were just random people and like

1165
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:26,960
Speaker 1: you would often get tables that were just like, this

1166
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,560
Speaker 1: is not what we signed up for. So those five

1167
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:32,240
Speaker 1: it was. But now like my own shows, I'm just

1168
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:34,600
Speaker 1: like I never hear that. So this weekend that stood out.

1169
01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:38,200
Speaker 1: I was just like, fuck you. But also, some people

1170
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:40,920
Speaker 1: don't show their laughter the same way other people do.

1171
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:45,080
Speaker 1: That's what I have to tell myself. Finally, how would

1172
01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:46,960
Speaker 1: you know that people in front of you are not

1173
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:49,920
Speaker 1: enjoying themselves because their shoulders aren't moving up and down

1174
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:53,400
Speaker 1: a lot like what You're not like people even themselves

1175
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:56,880
Speaker 1: that they get it. This is for me, I get

1176
01:05:56,920 --> 01:06:00,880
Speaker 1: it more than you and other people like this is

1177
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:04,280
Speaker 1: my like she's mine, which I feel that way to

1178
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:07,160
Speaker 1: being like wanting to be the best, swifty or whatever

1179
01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:11,520
Speaker 1: one compliment I get constantly. And I'm shocked that people

1180
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:14,400
Speaker 1: can't wrap their mind around why this wouldn't feel great

1181
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:16,800
Speaker 1: to hear? Is this? Oh my god, I have something

1182
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:19,760
Speaker 1: so embarrassing to tell you. I'm so embarrassed. I this

1183
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:24,040
Speaker 1: is so embarrassing. I loved I loved the Twilight soundtrack

1184
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:26,680
Speaker 1: you were on. I'm so embarrassed. I'm sorry. I just

1185
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:29,360
Speaker 1: you know, like I was on it. I'm like, why

1186
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:33,560
Speaker 1: are you embarrassed? That bought me at home? I was

1187
01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:37,280
Speaker 1: pleased to be in the company as people. People do

1188
01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:40,360
Speaker 1: that to me for f Waight Island and I have

1189
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:43,640
Speaker 1: to say I like it. I like it, and you're

1190
01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:46,400
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, a lot of people do. It's popular.

1191
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:49,240
Speaker 1: This is what I the little thing of, like being

1192
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:54,320
Speaker 1: embarrassed liking something that's like culturally like a huge mega

1193
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:57,640
Speaker 1: thing means or this is the thing. Teenage girls like it.

1194
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:01,880
Speaker 1: So it's inherently dumb. It's people like are like sometimes

1195
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:08,160
Speaker 1: someone sent me a Taylor Swift. Something defending liking Taylor Swifter.

1196
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,400
Speaker 1: It was defending some liking things that are girling. It

1197
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:12,160
Speaker 1: would just kind of paid attention to the fact that

1198
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:15,600
Speaker 1: people shopped on things that like teenage girls like. It

1199
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:21,680
Speaker 1: must be inherently vapid and stupid and bubbly and dumb

1200
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:26,000
Speaker 1: and just empty and that's what. Yeah, that's what, like

1201
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:29,160
Speaker 1: reality shows or like that things that women like are

1202
01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:32,600
Speaker 1: just like dumb. But she's so they're not saying like,

1203
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:36,120
Speaker 1: it's so embarrassing I liked your song. It's like, I'm

1204
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:38,800
Speaker 1: so embarrassed that I liked the franchise that you were

1205
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:42,720
Speaker 1: associated with, which is for teenage girls. I'm smarter than that.

1206
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:46,160
Speaker 1: I don't like. Yeah, I don't like Twilight, like I

1207
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:49,400
Speaker 1: don't read those books that didn't I don't like Taylor Swift.

1208
01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:54,560
Speaker 1: It's just like, well, then you don't also Taylor Swift. Now,

1209
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:56,920
Speaker 1: I'm just like, it's so being someone who was a

1210
01:07:56,920 --> 01:08:01,680
Speaker 1: Swifty before it became so overwhelming mely culturally apparent that

1211
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:04,480
Speaker 1: she is one of the best artists of our generation

1212
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:07,160
Speaker 1: and no one can deny it. Now everyone's kind of

1213
01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:09,760
Speaker 1: on board because it's so undeniable. But even before it

1214
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:13,840
Speaker 1: was just like like arguing with my dad about it

1215
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,200
Speaker 1: and being like, she's as good as she's as prolific

1216
01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:19,679
Speaker 1: as the Beatles, and him just being like I loved

1217
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:21,560
Speaker 1: fighting about it. But I have to say I was

1218
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:23,960
Speaker 1: right the whole time. And when someone I kind of

1219
01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:25,800
Speaker 1: go with this bad Bunny thing, I'm like, I don't

1220
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:27,800
Speaker 1: know who bad Bunny is. I am so confused by

1221
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:31,160
Speaker 1: bad It's because it's a different language, right, it's Latin,

1222
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:33,360
Speaker 1: So I need to listen to bad Bunny. I need

1223
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:36,240
Speaker 1: to listen to Chance the Rapper, Um the Bonnie writes

1224
01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:40,560
Speaker 1: song that one. But um, where was I going with this?

1225
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:43,880
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift funk I had a really good point. Bad

1226
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:49,840
Speaker 1: Bunny wraps in Latin? Yeah wait what bad Bunny was

1227
01:08:49,920 --> 01:09:01,800
Speaker 1: so confused? Like ancient language, like it like using. I guess, yeah,

1228
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:03,600
Speaker 1: he's bringing it back. It's a dead language, but it

1229
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:10,439
Speaker 1: is back bad Bunny of all people. Um, but yeah,

1230
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:12,479
Speaker 1: I didn't watch the Grammy's other night. I did. Was

1231
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:15,439
Speaker 1: obsessed with all of Taylor Swift's like the pictures. Her

1232
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:18,880
Speaker 1: look was so good. Um yeah, her outfit was awesome.

1233
01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:22,160
Speaker 1: I love like just showing the waste part. It's such

1234
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:24,360
Speaker 1: a good look, there was so much footage of her

1235
01:09:24,439 --> 01:09:27,120
Speaker 1: like dancing dirt like from people in the audience taking

1236
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:29,679
Speaker 1: pictures of her during it. They caught a moment where

1237
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:31,839
Speaker 1: she talked to Harry Styles, who was her ex boyfriend

1238
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:34,040
Speaker 1: who she has written many songs about, and that was

1239
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:36,320
Speaker 1: a great, cool little thing to see. There's a lip

1240
01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:38,400
Speaker 1: reading moment that I wanted to put you on. Matt,

1241
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:46,280
Speaker 1: j Lo and Ben Affleck had a moment where everyone's

1242
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:48,800
Speaker 1: trying to rip lip read what they said. And I

1243
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:50,439
Speaker 1: think it's been figured out what they say, but I

1244
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:54,000
Speaker 1: want to just see if you can guess lip read.

1245
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:57,640
Speaker 1: J Lo lip Reader reveals what Jennifer Blips said to

1246
01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:00,439
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck. Yeah. Literally, they're putting lip readers on this thing.

1247
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:06,760
Speaker 1: She's saying, no more drinking. I mean, I guess that's

1248
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:08,240
Speaker 1: what we're gonna have to decide. What do you think

1249
01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:12,519
Speaker 1: she's saying? Here? Watch it over and over. He's watching,

1250
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:18,519
Speaker 1: he's watching the footage, he's studying it. A reader. She's

1251
01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:21,439
Speaker 1: so good at lip reading. He's just one of his talents.

1252
01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:25,840
Speaker 1: Were you maybe, why are you so good at it?

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Speaker 1: What are you getting from this video? So let me

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01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:31,680
Speaker 1: just say, when I did the People's Choice Awards. There

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01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:34,080
Speaker 1: was the camera cut to me while I was talking

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01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:37,960
Speaker 1: about esther about David Spade and Adam Sandler on stage,

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01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,960
Speaker 1: and I said to her, that's a pre tape, and

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, the camera cut to me, and

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Speaker 1: I go, fuck. Everyone goes, oh my god, Nicky, what

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Speaker 1: did you say I posted on my thing? I go,

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Speaker 1: who can figure out what I what I'm saying? No

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Speaker 1: one wrote me, no one. Everyone guess no one figured

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Speaker 1: it out. Guess who figured out what I said? He

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Speaker 1: Matt goes, I just saw you say. Um uh, he

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01:10:58,439 --> 01:11:00,040
Speaker 1: wrote maybe he wrote me in my d MS to

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Speaker 1: the clip. But you said that's a pre tape And

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Speaker 1: I was like, I don't even know the word pre tape.

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01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:09,400
Speaker 1: That's like an industry term, you know, like that's how

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Speaker 1: good you were. So you're the only one. So what

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Speaker 1: what do you think? She said, Well, this one's hard

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Speaker 1: because you can't really see what he's she's turning and

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01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:19,720
Speaker 1: can't see her lips from this camera angle. So the

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Speaker 1: only thing the second part, it could be it's no

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Speaker 1: more drinking. But I also got motrin out of it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: something like that. But then he did look a little

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01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:36,599
Speaker 1: bashful after he looked bashful. But I think he looked

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01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:39,040
Speaker 1: bashful because they I don't think it was a really

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01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:41,160
Speaker 1: tense moment between them. I think it was just like

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Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't. First of all, if I

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01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:47,760
Speaker 1: were her, I would hate for anyone to comment on

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01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:50,439
Speaker 1: my relationship. So I'm maybe just going to plead the

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01:11:50,439 --> 01:11:52,240
Speaker 1: fifth on this one because I'm kind of tired of

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01:11:52,439 --> 01:11:56,599
Speaker 1: commenting on it. Everyone knows how I feel. I much

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01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:58,679
Speaker 1: like the Bachelor this. I feel the same way about

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01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:00,280
Speaker 1: jay Loo and Ben as I do what I watched

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01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:04,080
Speaker 1: The Bachelor and Bachelorette. This isn't gonna last. Why do

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01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:06,800
Speaker 1: I care? Like? But I guess that is why I care?

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01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:10,000
Speaker 1: And I don't mean that in a mean way. Nothing,

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01:12:10,439 --> 01:12:12,840
Speaker 1: nothing else has lasted for either of them. Why would

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Speaker 1: I Why would this one work? First of all, based

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01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:19,320
Speaker 1: on previous evidence, I'm not crazy to think this one

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01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:21,800
Speaker 1: won't work. But also most things don't work. You know

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01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:26,960
Speaker 1: you and Lauren work though? All right? Yeah you knew

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01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:32,360
Speaker 1: you knew she was the one. When I'm convincing stop

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01:12:32,479 --> 01:12:35,400
Speaker 1: soon soon, you're going to really feel it in your bones.

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Speaker 1: Was there a moment where you just knew? I knew?

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01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:41,080
Speaker 1: That we would date. No, knew that she was like

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01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:43,360
Speaker 1: the one where you were like, I'm going to marry her. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: when I needed a visa to go to Spain. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why you guys got married, so she would Yeah

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Speaker 1: she was going to Spain to teach and you to

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01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:52,920
Speaker 1: go live there with her. Yeah. I didn't. I didn't

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01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:55,000
Speaker 1: have a job I needed. You knew you were going

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01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:56,880
Speaker 1: to marry her before then, right, like you knew she

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01:12:56,960 --> 01:13:02,280
Speaker 1: was the one, but um, that's bedded along. It had to, yeah,

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01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:04,080
Speaker 1: because I would have literally been kicked out of the

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Speaker 1: country after three minutes. How long would you have waited?

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Speaker 1: You think probably a year? Maybe O was here longer. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right. It was kind of a yeah shotgun. No,

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Speaker 1: but we were wedding, which is the new j Low

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Speaker 1: picture that you should check out with us too, shotgun wedding.

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Speaker 1: But what I didn't get to go to your first wedding, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because it was so shot guy. Our first wedding, Um,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know where I was gone. You go

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Speaker 1: in Spain, fall asleep? Wait, you got married twice. They

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01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:36,880
Speaker 1: had a wedding, wedding, and then a party after the

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01:13:37,120 --> 01:13:39,280
Speaker 1: first wedding was on a Wednesday. Everybody does a hump

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01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:40,960
Speaker 1: day wedding, don't they. Yeah. And it was in the

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Speaker 1: park and it was just my parents and his parents

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Speaker 1: and them, and it was a hundred eight degrees yeah

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01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:51,240
Speaker 1: kidding you in a hundred eight dollars manco guitarist. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And it was in the States or in Spain, nous fur.

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Speaker 1: We kind of had like a visa like time crunch,

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Speaker 1: so we had we had to do it because we

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Speaker 1: need a thirty day processing time for the UH Consulate Chicago.

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Speaker 1: But then they when they got back from Spain, then

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01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:12,160
Speaker 1: they had a party. Like a year or so later

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Speaker 1: they had a party. So that's the reason why it

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Speaker 1: wasn't a bigger wedding with more people invited, because you

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01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:21,000
Speaker 1: had to get going right the first time. I think

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01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:23,280
Speaker 1: you were invited, Yeah, definitely. I just wasn't able to

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Speaker 1: do it because I was working probably Hilarities in Cleveland

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01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:29,720
Speaker 1: or something. But you know, it's prioritizing, you know, it

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01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:32,719
Speaker 1: was important at the time. Um. But then your wedding

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Speaker 1: was where I gave the wedding speech and I told

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01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:36,880
Speaker 1: the I said that Lauren was more like a big

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01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:39,920
Speaker 1: sister to me growing up and I gave all these examples,

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01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:41,639
Speaker 1: and I was like, like, she knew Santa wasn't real

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01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:43,920
Speaker 1: before I did. She had tell me, like Nikki, Santa's

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01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:48,000
Speaker 1: not real. And at the reception there were children who

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01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:50,920
Speaker 1: didn't know Santa wasn't real, and they all learned from

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Speaker 1: my speech. And that is why I don't. I'm not

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01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:57,600
Speaker 1: good at sincere speeches. I always sucked them up. I

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01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:01,240
Speaker 1: said I was barren at Catherine to make a joke

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01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:04,680
Speaker 1: and everyone it didn't go over. Well, um, it was

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01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:07,080
Speaker 1: just I'm get so awkward. So look forward to that

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01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:13,679
Speaker 1: Anya when the priest I'm marrying on young men. Yeah,

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01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:17,680
Speaker 1: the priest, so your kids away supposed to stay on

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01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:21,360
Speaker 1: script as the priest. Yeah, yeah, I'll have her script,

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01:15:21,439 --> 01:15:25,679
Speaker 1: but you gotta make it funny anetations. Yeah, she gets

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01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:27,680
Speaker 1: to spit ball whatever she wants. That's the thing. She

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01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:30,960
Speaker 1: loves such a high bar like the comedians, the priest

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01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:34,160
Speaker 1: or whatever. And it's just like, oh god, it's it's

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01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:36,280
Speaker 1: a lot. But I'm not feeling that way at all,

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01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:38,320
Speaker 1: because I know in the past that I would have

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01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:41,600
Speaker 1: felt that way. I'm low pressuring myself because that's what

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01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:47,400
Speaker 1: Matt and Nya are in disguise fat suit. Just then

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01:15:47,479 --> 01:15:50,000
Speaker 1: no one will know who you are, and then you

1359
01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:58,519
Speaker 1: can I'll mask singer it. Yes, oh my god, we

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01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:05,200
Speaker 1: purpose the ASP role. Aw is your time? Yeah? You can.

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01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:08,719
Speaker 1: Let me just say you two are like bro sis

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01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:12,960
Speaker 1: in law goals like I love this relationship. The fact

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01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:15,920
Speaker 1: that he's so lucky, it's so stupid. Yeah, I gotta

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01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:18,800
Speaker 1: we both got an extra sibling out of it, for sure,

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01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:20,759
Speaker 1: because I feel the same way about you. I always

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01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:23,200
Speaker 1: refer to you as my brother and people are like, wait, what,

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01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:29,479
Speaker 1: Like I always forget to say in in visa, Yeah,

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01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:32,439
Speaker 1: my brother's husband is here. Everyone. Um, yeah, thank you

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01:16:32,479 --> 01:16:34,280
Speaker 1: brother's husband for being here and taking time off work.

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Speaker 1: We'll get back to work. Um, come back on the

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Speaker 1: show whenever you want. You were great. He does for work?

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Speaker 1: Oh stop this, I'm just curious. I do I do

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01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:48,640
Speaker 1: know what he He is the manpower, the brains, a

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01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:52,000
Speaker 1: creative force behind Big Muddy Adventures. I don't know your

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01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:58,040
Speaker 1: exact title, Like what uh? Yeah? He I mean he

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01:16:58,120 --> 01:17:01,479
Speaker 1: does everything he doesn't like. He's involved in every aspect

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01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:05,320
Speaker 1: of it, from like sales and marketing to the actual

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01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:09,240
Speaker 1: actual expeditions to planning the expeditions. To going and picking

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01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:11,639
Speaker 1: up the boats to going on them and like yeah,

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01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:16,320
Speaker 1: so he he runs a river sports adventure company and

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01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:19,760
Speaker 1: a retail shop as well. He's a manager there. I'm

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01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:23,600
Speaker 1: the general manager GM. Yeah, um, big money. Check it

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01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:25,800
Speaker 1: out if you're in St. Louis. But also make sure

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01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:28,040
Speaker 1: your car doesn't get stolen while you go check out

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01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:33,920
Speaker 1: my store. If your car gets stolen, you can always

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Speaker 1: Can I say this before we leave because it's related

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01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:41,080
Speaker 1: to it. We um we put up this picture for

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01:17:41,479 --> 01:17:44,120
Speaker 1: the work um telling people like, oh, come on this

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01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:46,600
Speaker 1: this twice a week trip that we have called the

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Speaker 1: stel River Front Adventure. And it was this picture of

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Speaker 1: this family from San Diego, like a husband, wife and

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01:17:52,120 --> 01:17:54,600
Speaker 1: three kids and it was them smiling so happy in

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01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:57,080
Speaker 1: front of the arch. And he put it up and

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01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:01,639
Speaker 1: downtown has their own Instagram out like for just downtown St. Louis,

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01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:03,640
Speaker 1: and they put it up and shared it and it

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01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:08,679
Speaker 1: went viral of people like shipping all over our business,

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01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:11,839
Speaker 1: not because of the business, but because of the concept

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01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:16,360
Speaker 1: the idea of going on the river on the Mississippi River. Um.

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Speaker 1: But people were like putting up all these gifts of

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01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:23,760
Speaker 1: like they're like people would be like in St. Louis

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01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:27,400
Speaker 1: would be like it'd be like a canoe on cender blocks.

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01:18:30,320 --> 01:18:32,240
Speaker 1: You're the only thing you can do is get on

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01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:36,320
Speaker 1: the water to get away from the gunshots, rapping on

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01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:39,080
Speaker 1: crime in St. Louis and saying that you you know

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01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:42,800
Speaker 1: you can see floating dead bodies. And I promise you

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01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:44,360
Speaker 1: if you go on a trip with us, we will

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01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:47,280
Speaker 1: not put your canoe on blocks. Your car will not

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01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:50,679
Speaker 1: get there will be no dead bodies. No, it's actually

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01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:53,519
Speaker 1: really awesome if you like that stuff, and if you

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01:18:53,720 --> 01:18:56,240
Speaker 1: love that stuff, then it's the greatest thing to do.

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01:18:56,560 --> 01:19:00,760
Speaker 1: And you got Chris got an adventure for Christmas from

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01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:03,200
Speaker 1: my parents and me and him are supposed to go

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01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:05,320
Speaker 1: on one, so we gotta pick one out. So that'll

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Speaker 1: be something i'll talk about on Yeah, I've done two trips.

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Speaker 1: What Old Man? Well another time. Thank you guys for listening.

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01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:18,320
Speaker 1: We have to tell that story once. It's too good,

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01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:20,920
Speaker 1: So okay, so now you'll get the wet old man story.

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys for listening to the podcast. We'll be

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Speaker 1: here tomorrow, Matt, thank you so much for being here. Uh,

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Speaker 1: Dobie can John Bars