Speaker 1: Hey buddy, Hey Scott, how you doing it. I'm fantastic.
Speaker 2: I have a little surprise for you. Okay, this was
Speaker 2: promised in the last episode. Yep, but we didn't make
Speaker 2: it quite in time, saying, no, what it is? Check
Speaker 2: it out? It's a Brodie special.
Speaker 3: The lea cereal with your hand the guys him when
Speaker 3: you handed jam.
Speaker 2: We're mn.
Speaker 3: E cereal for mal Your milk is coo.
Speaker 4: Man, come again, look too, rand you cereals, Scotty Behnd
Speaker 4: Andrew Cereal JEMs you. They're two friends with.
Speaker 3: One says.
Speaker 2: This silly show. That's it cool? You didn't like it?
Speaker 1: That was awesome, loved it. It's long, yeah, said Jen Exer.
Speaker 1: You were pretty much just like, yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Cell Garden. You thought it was pearl Jam.
Speaker 1: You can shut your mouth.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you, David Brody.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 2: That's probably the only time we'll play it.
Speaker 1: No, it's long, No, because you could play like the
Speaker 1: beginning of it. I mean, our podcast isn't called spoon Man's.
Speaker 2: They did say serial killers in it real quick in
Speaker 2: the background. Did you hear it like that? Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 2: And Scotty be and Andrew was in there too. Andrew. Yeah, so,
Speaker 2: welcome to Serial Killers. This is episode fifty three. Welcome
Speaker 2: to Friday. It's been a wonderful week. Actually it's been
Speaker 2: a drag of a week. Man, been a long week.
Speaker 1: We're recording this on a Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Why do you tell him that?
Speaker 1: Because it's good to be open with our listeners.
Speaker 2: All right, So I'm not unprepared for this episode, and
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you why. Okay, So a couple
Speaker 2: of days ago, Garrett, you know who begs to be
Speaker 2: in here but just can't eat any of this stuff.
Speaker 1: You think you have the number eleven podcasts, You're coming
Speaker 1: onto something that's not even ranking.
Speaker 2: Right, we're like two hundred and fifty thousand and one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because we're not even on the chart. Yeah at all.
Speaker 2: So he handed me a box from Amazon. He's like,
Speaker 2: I want you to do this on the next podcast.
Speaker 2: I said, what is He's like, I'm not telling you
Speaker 2: what it is. So it's a sealed Amazon box. I
Speaker 2: don't know if it's new, I don't know if it's classic.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's a name brand or if
Speaker 2: it's as Anthrax. I have no idea. Well, it came
Speaker 2: from Amazon, so if it as anthrax. They did it.
Speaker 1: You don't know if Garrett sealed it at home. This
Speaker 1: is for you guys not letting me on the podcast.
Speaker 2: Do you think he has prime tape in his house? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 1: Honest with you, I think that you do. I'm just
Speaker 1: being quite honest. I don't I don't want to insult you,
Speaker 1: but I definitely think that you have a role of
Speaker 1: prime tape.
Speaker 2: I'm not a fan of the paper tape because it
Speaker 2: has to be moistened and I'm not into it.
Speaker 1: The fact that you even knew the exact type of
Speaker 1: tape that tells me everything I need to know about you.
Speaker 2: Because when this podcast is done, I'm going to start
Speaker 2: the Scott Ships podcast and then people are going to
Speaker 2: call in about packing peanut and you know, bubble wrap
Speaker 2: And I'm.
Speaker 1: In, buddy, if you start a shipping podcast, uh huh tomorrow?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You in. I I don't know who your audience is,
Speaker 1: but I want to know who they are.
Speaker 2: Well, you know nothing about shipping, so you'd be my
Speaker 2: perfect co host.
Speaker 1: Why am I listening to a podcast about shipping? All right?
Speaker 1: So if you're on the FedEx website, you're going to
Speaker 1: click the signing button on the top right.
Speaker 2: Well, there are plenty of people that listen to this
Speaker 2: podcast and don't eat cereal. It's prove it in some
Speaker 2: of the comments.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's different food and shipping.
Speaker 2: What am I really going to do?
Speaker 1: You're gonna type in your address. You're gonna make sure
Speaker 1: you know that that people is there.
Speaker 2: Do you know that ninety eight percent of people listening
Speaker 2: to this podcast right now do not know how much
Speaker 2: a first class stamp is?
Speaker 1: Do you thirty something sent? Yeah, in nineteen eighty it's
Speaker 1: something five cents. Why have forever stamps?
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. They still cost whatever it is at
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: Whatever I'm like five years agoing forget.
Speaker 2: That's beside the point. So let's open this box. Garrett's
Speaker 2: mad because he wanted to be here, but he's not here.
Speaker 2: He left, So here we go. Oh no, what is this?
Speaker 2: Oh boy, old school Cereal? What this is a set?
Speaker 2: Do not separate? What the hell is this?
Speaker 1: It's the Cereal school the Cereal.
Speaker 2: Oh this is that ad that you see on Facebook
Speaker 2: and stuff, isn't it?
Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell is this? Are you
Speaker 1: being a millennial and talking about Instagram on our show.
Speaker 2: I'm so confused. I don't know what this is. The
Speaker 2: Cereal School. It's cocoa, old school cereal made the New way.
Speaker 2: Zero sugar, ugh, one gram of carbs and sixteen grams
Speaker 2: of protein.
Speaker 1: I would like to see it.
Speaker 2: Ingredients milk, protein isolate, high old leg sunflower oil.
Speaker 1: So how do we eat this?
Speaker 2: Cocoa monk fruit sweetened with monk fruit, vanilla, bean, salt
Speaker 2: and natural flavor. But how do we do?
Speaker 1: Pour this in a cup?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You open it and put in a thing.
Speaker 1: Great, all right, I'll let you think. Go. No, they
Speaker 1: look like cocoa puffs. I want to try one plane here.
Speaker 2: Oh they're soft. They sound soft.
Speaker 1: You can actually see the white part of the corn pop.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not I don't believe it's corn.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, the cereal School cocoa.
Speaker 2: You know it's and you've probably seen ads for this
Speaker 2: on Facebook and Instagram.
Speaker 1: It's like a healthy cereal alternative or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know about this. Well I'm guessing, well, you
Speaker 2: know what this is.
Speaker 1: I just itched my nose after touching the cocoa powder
Speaker 1: and it burns my nose. Right, So this is going
Speaker 1: to be the new cereal oh you have something outside
Speaker 1: of this one?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Oh cool, I've got a whole cereal sack.
Speaker 1: Well, doesn't Garrett have another one in there?
Speaker 2: There is, I don't know what another one. We may
Speaker 2: have to do that one. Also, I guess can I
Speaker 2: have a spoon? Excuse me?
Speaker 1: Can I have a spoon? Oh?
Speaker 2: I thought you wanted a spoon?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Yeah that's what I said.
Speaker 2: No, I thought you wanted to spoon.
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, you can cut.
Speaker 2: I'll get over here, all right, shop right? Two percent
Speaker 2: milk today? Cool? I went for the two Here we go?
Speaker 2: Is weird? Yeah, it's a very airy I believe it's
Speaker 2: rice ball and it's coated with uh, it's coated with
Speaker 2: like sugar free hot. It's gross. I'm sorry, goat, it's terrible.
Speaker 2: You need something to eat right away? Right?
Speaker 1: No? No?
Speaker 2: No, oh my god? Is it awful?
Speaker 1: What is that? It burns? Why is my tongue burning?
Speaker 2: That was disgusting?
Speaker 1: That gets one bowl?
Speaker 2: That gets nothing from me? Nothing?
Speaker 1: No, what's weird about it? When you chew it, it's airy?
Speaker 2: Right? Uh huh?
Speaker 1: But then it gets dense. How did it get dense?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It can't make air dense, it's not a chemical compound, like,
Speaker 1: what is that?
Speaker 2: And it's got that monk fruit after taste.
Speaker 1: How do you know a monk fruit taste?
Speaker 2: Like, I'm just assuming. Oh, here's cereal school cinnamon bun Cereal.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's in the back of my throat. It burns.
Speaker 2: I believe that this is our punishment from Garrett for
Speaker 2: not including him in podcasts.
Speaker 1: Listen, Garrett, if we're gonna give us this cereal that
Speaker 1: you know what I told you? There was something deadly
Speaker 1: in the box.
Speaker 2: See now, smell this one. Smell this. It smells really good. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: cinnamon bun smells good.
Speaker 1: But did you smell the coco The coco smelled good too,
Speaker 1: did it? Yes, it smelled like gorm pops.
Speaker 2: It's no, it smells like hot coco mix. It smelled
Speaker 2: like hot coco powder, is what it's. I'm gonna give
Speaker 2: you a different spoon because it's contaminated.
Speaker 1: Yet it's something. It's it's gotta go. That's really horrific awful.
Speaker 1: Who eats it and then says yep, good for shipping, right, Biff, and.
Speaker 2: That they're still selling cereal.
Speaker 1: I don't understand Biff and his whole intern stuff. Well
Speaker 1: it's hay, so we can send it out.
Speaker 2: The cereal school started by what does.
Speaker 1: This say, Satan himself?
Speaker 2: Started by two big kids who never grew up. No,
Speaker 2: they did grow up, because if they didn't grow up,
Speaker 2: they'd be eating crappy sugar.
Speaker 1: Cereal ready one, two, three, Okay, No, it's good.
Speaker 2: To start, but it has that nasty Oh sorry, jord
Speaker 2: one bowl. How are you even giving it a bowl?
Speaker 1: Because I like the sentiment yet first, just for the
Speaker 1: first the first second.
Speaker 2: Once you quench it, holy hell, and a handback.
Speaker 1: There's something on the inside of this one that's not right.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, God terrible. I'm so sorry cereal school.
Speaker 1: I'm not go to hell.
Speaker 2: Gluten and grain free, of course, that's why Garrett brought
Speaker 2: away zero sugar, gluten and grain free, soy and nut free,
Speaker 2: non gmo, low glycemic, no artificial and this is totally
Speaker 2: a diabetic and gluten free person's cereal.
Speaker 1: I feel so bad for people with diabetes that this
Speaker 1: is their cereal that was so not.
Speaker 2: Good, that was so bad, and the aftertaste is just horrendous.
Speaker 1: I don't even It's like you chew it and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this isn't bad, and then all of a sudden it
Speaker 1: becomes a dense cereal and then it starts burning. It
Speaker 1: has this like acidy taste to it.
Speaker 2: Chime in Wilford, beat it. You won't have it.
Speaker 1: If you eat this, that's right, you'll just be dead.
Speaker 2: I need to get rid of it.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I wish that we had like a incinerator,
Speaker 1: going to the cereal incinerator.
Speaker 2: I want to get a shredder, but something that's big
Speaker 2: enough to shred cereal. Can we wait, an industrial paper shredder?
Speaker 1: I have something new? What for cereals that are terrible?
Speaker 1: H Do you have a fire noise?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can you pull up a fire noise and we'll call
Speaker 1: it the cereal incinerator?
Speaker 2: Sure, let me see if we have one in here.
Speaker 1: I would love that throwing the cereal skull into the
Speaker 1: cereal incinerator.
Speaker 2: No, these are songs. I don't know how to do
Speaker 2: all this.
Speaker 1: Just look up fire or burn it.
Speaker 2: I don't know what category it is. I don't sound
Speaker 2: the boards firefight No, no, no, I need no, no,
Speaker 2: I did I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we'll look it up in post production.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, because it won't be right. We'll just look
Speaker 2: it up for some other time. I typed an SFX
Speaker 2: because that's a short for sound effects.
Speaker 1: Well, just okay, so we're gonna say Cereal School goes
Speaker 1: in the Cereal incinerator?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, what about like Satan noise? Is there a
Speaker 1: satan noise?
Speaker 2: I Don't'm not gonna there's nothing titled satan noise? All right,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go down to the cereal sack and get
Speaker 2: something to take care.
Speaker 1: Of our palace. Is this the last one?
Speaker 2: I guess it has to be. We already did too.
Speaker 1: Ugh. Never in my life will I ever eat Cereal
Speaker 1: School again? And if I see it on a shelf,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna actually ask if they take it off because
Speaker 1: it's a hazard to people's health.
Speaker 2: Let's go for a classic here.
Speaker 1: Okay, why are you out of breath?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It took a lot out of me.
Speaker 2: You do like frosted mini weats?
Speaker 5: Yes? Yes?
Speaker 2: Love them? Do you like?
Speaker 1: If you're about to tell me blueberry frosted mini weeats,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna punch you.
Speaker 2: What would you do if I told you strawberry frosted
Speaker 2: mini weeds? Okay? Yeah, anything's better than that stuff.
Speaker 1: Very true, very true. At least you didn't bring out
Speaker 1: the peanut butter chocolate cheerios.
Speaker 2: No, well, I'll never bring them out again because we
Speaker 2: did them already.
Speaker 1: Those were bad. Frosted peanut butter cheerios frosted peanut No
Speaker 1: peanut butter chocolate cheerios were worse.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that, Bro, I do I don't.
Speaker 2: I just call you bro. I'm sorry. I don't know
Speaker 2: about that. I beg to differ.
Speaker 1: Also, I feel like we have in an episode to
Speaker 1: the two of us in quite some time. This is nice.
Speaker 2: I like it just you and me. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: we haven't had an episode with just two cereals either
Speaker 2: for quite a while.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: But we have no choice but to have a bonus
Speaker 2: box here because we just need to get this taste
Speaker 2: out of our mouth.
Speaker 1: My mouth feels neutralized, like I don't know how to
Speaker 1: explain it anything other than like any taste buds I had.
Speaker 2: It's such an awful aftertaste. I'm still tasting it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and every once in a while it burns and
Speaker 1: I'm like, huh.
Speaker 2: By the way, there's a controversy. By the way, there's
Speaker 2: a controversy.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you need to keep it in because
Speaker 1: you said controversy.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the cereals store crap is like
Speaker 2: in my fa I can't, right, is that what it's called.
Speaker 1: You have a little bit of a Jackie Kennedy in there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was a lot of controversy.
Speaker 2: Very many people that listening to this don't know even
Speaker 2: who she is. Jackie Kennedy on asses.
Speaker 1: Yes, the first lady to our president of the United
Speaker 1: States who got assassinated.
Speaker 2: There are so many things that I talk about from
Speaker 2: the nineties that you don't even know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Dude, you think nineties is different when you talk about
Speaker 1: I don't know what was that tub thumb thing or
Speaker 1: whatever that song is If you don't even know that sound,
Speaker 1: I do. But there's a difference between that song and
Speaker 1: a president who got shot in the head.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, I know, but that's his wife.
Speaker 1: Yes, people know who's way. There was just a movie
Speaker 1: based off of his wife called Jackie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: I get knocked down? Back it up again.
Speaker 2: I was gonna start jumping around, but I won't do
Speaker 2: that jump thumping chumble wom I should have asked you
Speaker 2: who sang it?
Speaker 1: I know who sings it.
Speaker 2: Tumblewomba. Yes, okay, that was right around like nineteen ninety
Speaker 2: five six in this.
Speaker 1: Yes, and the video taps. The video takes place in
Speaker 1: like a bathroom or they're.
Speaker 2: Really angry people too. They're very they're very like political
Speaker 2: and angry. Chumbawamba cool one hit wonders great? All right now, anyway,
Speaker 2: the controversy what the cereal is? I bought this for
Speaker 2: my daughter Ashley, and she loved it, loved it, And
Speaker 2: then I bought her another box that I was going
Speaker 2: to use for this episode, and she stole it and
Speaker 2: she ate it, and she left me a note that
Speaker 2: morning and said, what happened to my cereal? Wow? In
Speaker 2: between the two box purchases, they changed the formula.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: See here it says colors and flavors from natural sources.
Speaker 2: The other box I think had artificial crap in it,
Speaker 2: and that one was so much better. She doesn't like
Speaker 2: this one. Okay, So let's see how our taste buds
Speaker 2: react to Kellogg's frosted Miniweaks Strawberry.
Speaker 1: I think my taste buds would just welcome anything right now.
Speaker 2: Now these are strawberry frosted. They're not like touch of
Speaker 2: fruit like the raspberry ones. I prefer that. I like
Speaker 2: the fruit in the middle. I don't like the fruit
Speaker 2: and fausted on top. One te you thing all right,
Speaker 2: Milk permeates Okay, milk permeate my new band.
Speaker 1: Hmm.
Speaker 2: Anything compared to that other stuff just is delicious. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm wondering if it's skewing our rating.
Speaker 1: I'm about to forgive it, like four balls.
Speaker 2: I want to give it five. It probably is not
Speaker 2: that great, no, but anything is awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Like I wasn't gonna finish this either, but
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, it's food.
Speaker 2: I don't know why what I would have given it
Speaker 2: if we did this first, but I'm giving it four balls.
Speaker 2: I'm giving it three bowl boom awesome. Well, thanks for listening.
Speaker 2: This is episode fifty three of Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Gary looks like Barney in his jacket.
Speaker 2: He really does Grimace. I was thinking, yeah, who is Grimace?
Speaker 2: He's a McDonald's character that they really don't have any
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm grimacing at you now, But you know
Speaker 2: what actually got a couple of pictures tweeted to us
Speaker 2: and you said there were a few email to people
Speaker 2: with Cereals that wanted us to review them for T shirts.
Speaker 2: And there was one or two that we're gonna do.
Speaker 2: I have them in the Cereal sack and we'll get
Speaker 2: to it in the next episode. And that's it. Follow
Speaker 2: us everywhere, serial Killers PC that's Cereal with a C.
Speaker 2: And some fantastic news that you shared with me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're on Pandora. Now, how cool is that?
Speaker 1: It's so weird. Pandora only accepts a certain number of
Speaker 1: podcasts because it's in its like testing phase. Right now,
Speaker 1: we're like on it. They accepted us.
Speaker 2: That's so super cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're literally wherever podcasts can be heard. And Scott,
Speaker 1: guess what else? What's that I'm posting on Facebook? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I posted twice. I posted two different posts, and every
Speaker 1: time a new episode is up, I added to our Facebook.
Speaker 2: Well, well that's pretty much all you do is you
Speaker 2: just post the picture and the link, just like I
Speaker 2: do on Twitter and Instagram. So you know, now you're trying, buddy.
Speaker 1: I know. Thanks. I really appreciate that. You're really a
Speaker 1: great support system. Leave us a review, subscribe. Oh sorry,
Speaker 1: that's my emphysema.
Speaker 2: No, I think that the Ceial School cereal burned your throat.
Speaker 2: It did.
Speaker 1: Actually, it's acid.
Speaker 2: Well you know what, Jones, give me here a second,
Speaker 2: I want him to try this shit stuff nothing listen.
Speaker 2: So Garrett surprised us with a box of cereal from
Speaker 2: that he bought on Amazon. You've probably seen the ad
Speaker 2: for this stuff on Facebook, right, Cereal School. It's like
Speaker 2: some random new no sugar whatever. You'll probably like it
Speaker 2: because everything that's in here is you're all about it, right?
Speaker 2: Is it like a test? Like he Mikey likes it?
Speaker 3: He likes it.
Speaker 2: That's old school commercials can tell you something, Mike, you
Speaker 2: don't like this?
Speaker 3: What is this?
Speaker 2: It's oh, oh my goodness, here try this. We did this.
Speaker 2: What's it called? The episode's over, but we just want
Speaker 2: you to try this. It's it's the serial School. It's
Speaker 2: wonderful at first. Now wait a second chewing. Oh see
Speaker 2: we didn't even get this far. Oh oh my god,
Speaker 2: we spit it out. Oh god, that's terrible.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: It starts off promising, but then it ends with the
Speaker 2: fuck that is just who the hell manufactures this shit?
Speaker 2: You think that it's gonna be like hot chocolate. Cocoa
Speaker 2: powder is what it tastes like once once the chocolate
Speaker 2: wears off.
Speaker 5: Whatever it's whatever, it's coating, the coating the center of
Speaker 5: the crunch is terrible.
Speaker 2: Beat down. Garrett's trying to kill us. I'd give that
Speaker 2: a half a spoon. I give it nothing, nothing. What's
Speaker 2: a half a spoon? That's one of those one of
Speaker 2: those little spoons that the DEMI what are those things
Speaker 2: called the little baby spoons?
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, well, okay, baby spoon for the for the
Speaker 5: chocolate taste. But that's just awful that these.
Speaker 2: Are that cereal? Is that a joke?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: And I guarantee you this box easily cost him like
Speaker 2: fifty dollars, There's no doubt about it. There was one
Speaker 2: of these, and there's a honeybun one.
Speaker 5: But but just please, okay, it's colorful, it's fun for
Speaker 5: the kids. I think it's I think it's meant to
Speaker 5: trick kids into eating healthy.
Speaker 2: Of course, be happy. Could you imagine me giving this
Speaker 2: to Cooper? That would not work out? Thank you, Sary, Well,
Speaker 2: thanks for stopping by, Scary. Appreciate your int And now
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to beat all kinds of stuff, but
Speaker 2: thank you. All right anyway, so until we see you
Speaker 2: on Monday.
Speaker 1: I didn't read this. I didn't read this. You didn't, Yes,
Speaker 1: and a spoon you did, actually, okay you did. Sorry,
Speaker 1: the cereals kind of.
Speaker 2: Delirius, right, delirious. So we'll see you on Monday. Have
Speaker 2: a great weekend, and uh so good. Then it's really not,
Speaker 2: but it's so good. I don't thing. We're going to
Speaker 2: send you to the sanitarium.
Speaker 1: Sanitarium, yes, can we make that a new segment?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's work on it. That's your assignment.
Speaker 1: I already came up with the serial crematorium what you
Speaker 1: don't even remember what you called it? Yes, the crematorium. No, yes,
Speaker 1: it wasn't the crematorium, Yes it was, it wasn't, Yes,
Speaker 1: it was what else do you call something that you burn?
Speaker 2: But it wasn't the crematorium?
Speaker 1: Incinerator?
Speaker 2: That's right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, cool, cuck coo coo cool.
Speaker 2: You know, let's just say, crunch, get out of here, grunch, crunch,
Speaker 2: m M brush him anywhere? So good.
Speaker 1: He tried to kill us.