WEBVTT - Garrett Is Trying To Kill Us

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<v Speaker 1>Hey buddy, Hey Scott, how you doing it. I'm fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a little surprise for you. Okay, this was

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<v Speaker 2>promised in the last episode. Yep, but we didn't make

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<v Speaker 2>it quite in time, saying, no, what it is? Check

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<v Speaker 2>it out? It's a Brodie special.

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<v Speaker 3>The lea cereal with your hand the guys him when

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<v Speaker 3>you handed jam.

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<v Speaker 2>We're mn.

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<v Speaker 3>E cereal for mal Your milk is coo.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, come again, look too, rand you cereals, Scotty Behnd

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<v Speaker 4>Andrew Cereal JEMs you. They're two friends with.

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<v Speaker 3>One says.

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<v Speaker 2>This silly show. That's it cool? You didn't like it?

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<v Speaker 1>That was awesome, loved it. It's long, yeah, said Jen Exer.

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<v Speaker 1>You were pretty much just like, yeah, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Cell Garden. You thought it was pearl Jam.

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<v Speaker 1>You can shut your mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, thank you, David Brody.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great.

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<v Speaker 2>That's probably the only time we'll play it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's long, No, because you could play like the

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<v Speaker 1>beginning of it. I mean, our podcast isn't called spoon Man's.

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<v Speaker 2>They did say serial killers in it real quick in

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<v Speaker 2>the background. Did you hear it like that? Yeah, that's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>And Scotty be and Andrew was in there too. Andrew. Yeah, so,

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<v Speaker 2>welcome to Serial Killers. This is episode fifty three. Welcome

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<v Speaker 2>to Friday. It's been a wonderful week. Actually it's been

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<v Speaker 2>a drag of a week. Man, been a long week.

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<v Speaker 1>We're recording this on a Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you tell him that?

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's good to be open with our listeners.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So I'm not unprepared for this episode, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to tell you why. Okay, So a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of days ago, Garrett, you know who begs to be

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<v Speaker 2>in here but just can't eat any of this stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>You think you have the number eleven podcasts, You're coming

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<v Speaker 1>onto something that's not even ranking.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, we're like two hundred and fifty thousand and one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because we're not even on the chart. Yeah at all.

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<v Speaker 2>So he handed me a box from Amazon. He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I want you to do this on the next podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, what is He's like, I'm not telling you

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<v Speaker 2>what it is. So it's a sealed Amazon box. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if it's new, I don't know if it's classic.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it's a name brand or if

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<v Speaker 2>it's as Anthrax. I have no idea. Well, it came

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<v Speaker 2>from Amazon, so if it as anthrax. They did it.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know if Garrett sealed it at home. This

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<v Speaker 1>is for you guys not letting me on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think he has prime tape in his house? Yeah? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Honest with you, I think that you do. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>being quite honest. I don't I don't want to insult you,

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<v Speaker 1>but I definitely think that you have a role of

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<v Speaker 1>prime tape.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a fan of the paper tape because it

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<v Speaker 2>has to be moistened and I'm not into it.

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<v Speaker 1>The fact that you even knew the exact type of

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<v Speaker 1>tape that tells me everything I need to know about you.

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<v Speaker 2>Because when this podcast is done, I'm going to start

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<v Speaker 2>the Scott Ships podcast and then people are going to

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<v Speaker 2>call in about packing peanut and you know, bubble wrap

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>In, buddy, if you start a shipping podcast, uh huh tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>You in. I I don't know who your audience is,

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<v Speaker 1>but I want to know who they are.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know nothing about shipping, so you'd be my

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<v Speaker 2>perfect co host.

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<v Speaker 1>Why am I listening to a podcast about shipping? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>So if you're on the FedEx website, you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>click the signing button on the top right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, there are plenty of people that listen to this

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<v Speaker 2>podcast and don't eat cereal. It's prove it in some

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<v Speaker 2>of the comments.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it's different food and shipping.

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<v Speaker 2>What am I really going to do?

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna type in your address. You're gonna make sure

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<v Speaker 1>you know that that people is there.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know that ninety eight percent of people listening

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<v Speaker 2>to this podcast right now do not know how much

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<v Speaker 2>a first class stamp is?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you thirty something sent? Yeah, in nineteen eighty it's

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<v Speaker 1>something five cents. Why have forever stamps?

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter. They still cost whatever it is at

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<v Speaker 2>the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever I'm like five years agoing forget.

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<v Speaker 2>That's beside the point. So let's open this box. Garrett's

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<v Speaker 2>mad because he wanted to be here, but he's not here.

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<v Speaker 2>He left, So here we go. Oh no, what is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, old school Cereal? What this is a set?

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<v Speaker 2>Do not separate? What the hell is this?

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<v Speaker 1>It's the Cereal school the Cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh this is that ad that you see on Facebook

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what the hell is this? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>being a millennial and talking about Instagram on our show.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so confused. I don't know what this is. The

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<v Speaker 2>Cereal School. It's cocoa, old school cereal made the New way.

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<v Speaker 2>Zero sugar, ugh, one gram of carbs and sixteen grams

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<v Speaker 2>of protein.

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to see it.

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<v Speaker 2>Ingredients milk, protein isolate, high old leg sunflower oil.

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<v Speaker 1>So how do we eat this?

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<v Speaker 2>Cocoa monk fruit sweetened with monk fruit, vanilla, bean, salt

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<v Speaker 2>and natural flavor. But how do we do?

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<v Speaker 1>Pour this in a cup?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? You open it and put in a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Great, all right, I'll let you think. Go. No, they

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<v Speaker 1>look like cocoa puffs. I want to try one plane here.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh they're soft. They sound soft.

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<v Speaker 1>You can actually see the white part of the corn pop.

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's not I don't believe it's corn.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sorry, the cereal School cocoa.

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<v Speaker 2>You know it's and you've probably seen ads for this

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<v Speaker 2>on Facebook and Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a healthy cereal alternative or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know about this. Well I'm guessing, well, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what this is.

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<v Speaker 1>I just itched my nose after touching the cocoa powder

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<v Speaker 1>and it burns my nose. Right, So this is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be the new cereal oh you have something outside

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<v Speaker 1>of this one?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Oh cool, I've got a whole cereal sack.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, doesn't Garrett have another one in there?

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<v Speaker 2>There is, I don't know what another one. We may

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<v Speaker 2>have to do that one. Also, I guess can I

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<v Speaker 2>have a spoon? Excuse me?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I have a spoon? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you wanted a spoon?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you? Yeah that's what I said.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I thought you wanted to spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, yeah, you can cut.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll get over here, all right, shop right? Two percent

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<v Speaker 2>milk today? Cool? I went for the two Here we go?

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<v Speaker 2>Is weird? Yeah, it's a very airy I believe it's

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<v Speaker 2>rice ball and it's coated with uh, it's coated with

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<v Speaker 2>like sugar free hot. It's gross. I'm sorry, goat, it's terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>You need something to eat right away? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, oh my god? Is it awful?

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<v Speaker 1>What is that? It burns? Why is my tongue burning?

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<v Speaker 2>That was disgusting?

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<v Speaker 1>That gets one bowl?

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<v Speaker 2>That gets nothing from me? Nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>No, what's weird about it? When you chew it, it's airy?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? Uh huh?

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<v Speaker 1>But then it gets dense. How did it get dense?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It can't make air dense, it's not a chemical compound, like,

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<v Speaker 1>what is that?

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<v Speaker 2>And it's got that monk fruit after taste.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you know a monk fruit taste?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I'm just assuming. Oh, here's cereal school cinnamon bun Cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's in the back of my throat. It burns.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe that this is our punishment from Garrett for

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<v Speaker 2>not including him in podcasts.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, Garrett, if we're gonna give us this cereal that

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I told you? There was something deadly

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<v Speaker 1>in the box.

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<v Speaker 2>See now, smell this one. Smell this. It smells really good. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>cinnamon bun smells good.

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<v Speaker 1>But did you smell the coco The coco smelled good too,

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<v Speaker 1>did it? Yes, it smelled like gorm pops.

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<v Speaker 2>It's no, it smells like hot coco mix. It smelled

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<v Speaker 2>like hot coco powder, is what it's. I'm gonna give

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<v Speaker 2>you a different spoon because it's contaminated.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet it's something. It's it's gotta go. That's really horrific awful.

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<v Speaker 1>Who eats it and then says yep, good for shipping, right, Biff, and.

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<v Speaker 2>That they're still selling cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand Biff and his whole intern stuff. Well

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<v Speaker 1>it's hay, so we can send it out.

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<v Speaker 2>The cereal school started by what does.

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<v Speaker 1>This say, Satan himself?

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<v Speaker 2>Started by two big kids who never grew up. No,

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<v Speaker 2>they did grow up, because if they didn't grow up,

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<v Speaker 2>they'd be eating crappy sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>Cereal ready one, two, three, Okay, No, it's good.

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<v Speaker 2>To start, but it has that nasty Oh sorry, jord

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<v Speaker 2>one bowl. How are you even giving it a bowl?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I like the sentiment yet first, just for the

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<v Speaker 1>first the first second.

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<v Speaker 2>Once you quench it, holy hell, and a handback.

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<v Speaker 1>There's something on the inside of this one that's not right.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, man, God terrible. I'm so sorry cereal school.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not go to hell.

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<v Speaker 2>Gluten and grain free, of course, that's why Garrett brought

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<v Speaker 2>away zero sugar, gluten and grain free, soy and nut free,

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<v Speaker 2>non gmo, low glycemic, no artificial and this is totally

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<v Speaker 2>a diabetic and gluten free person's cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel so bad for people with diabetes that this

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<v Speaker 1>is their cereal that was so not.

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<v Speaker 2>Good, that was so bad, and the aftertaste is just horrendous.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even It's like you chew it and you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't bad, and then all of a sudden it

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<v Speaker 1>becomes a dense cereal and then it starts burning. It

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<v Speaker 1>has this like acidy taste to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Chime in Wilford, beat it. You won't have it.

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<v Speaker 1>If you eat this, that's right, you'll just be dead.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to get rid of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, I wish that we had like a incinerator,

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<v Speaker 1>going to the cereal incinerator.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to get a shredder, but something that's big

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<v Speaker 2>enough to shred cereal. Can we wait, an industrial paper shredder?

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<v Speaker 1>I have something new? What for cereals that are terrible?

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<v Speaker 1>H Do you have a fire noise?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you pull up a fire noise and we'll call

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<v Speaker 1>it the cereal incinerator?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, let me see if we have one in here.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love that throwing the cereal skull into the

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<v Speaker 1>cereal incinerator.

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<v Speaker 2>No, these are songs. I don't know how to do

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<v Speaker 2>all this.

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<v Speaker 1>Just look up fire or burn it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what category it is. I don't sound

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<v Speaker 2>the boards firefight No, no, no, I need no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I did I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, we'll look it up in post production.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, No, because it won't be right. We'll just look

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<v Speaker 2>it up for some other time. I typed an SFX

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<v Speaker 2>because that's a short for sound effects.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, just okay, so we're gonna say Cereal School goes

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<v Speaker 1>in the Cereal incinerator?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, what about like Satan noise? Is there a

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<v Speaker 1>satan noise?

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<v Speaker 2>I Don't'm not gonna there's nothing titled satan noise? All right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go down to the cereal sack and get

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<v Speaker 2>something to take care.

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<v Speaker 1>Of our palace. Is this the last one?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it has to be. We already did too.

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<v Speaker 1>Ugh. Never in my life will I ever eat Cereal

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<v Speaker 1>School again? And if I see it on a shelf,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna actually ask if they take it off because

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<v Speaker 1>it's a hazard to people's health.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go for a classic here.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, why are you out of breath?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It took a lot out of me.

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<v Speaker 2>You do like frosted mini weats?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Love them? Do you like?

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<v Speaker 1>If you're about to tell me blueberry frosted mini weeats,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna punch you.

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<v Speaker 2>What would you do if I told you strawberry frosted

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<v Speaker 2>mini weeds? Okay? Yeah, anything's better than that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Very true, very true. At least you didn't bring out

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<v Speaker 1>the peanut butter chocolate cheerios.

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<v Speaker 2>No, well, I'll never bring them out again because we

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<v Speaker 2>did them already.

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<v Speaker 1>Those were bad. Frosted peanut butter cheerios frosted peanut No

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<v Speaker 1>peanut butter chocolate cheerios were worse.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know about that, Bro, I do I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I just call you bro. I'm sorry. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>about that. I beg to differ.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, I feel like we have in an episode to

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<v Speaker 1>the two of us in quite some time. This is nice.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it just you and me. Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we haven't had an episode with just two cereals either

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<v Speaker 2>for quite a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>But we have no choice but to have a bonus

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<v Speaker 2>box here because we just need to get this taste

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<v Speaker 2>out of our mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>My mouth feels neutralized, like I don't know how to

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<v Speaker 1>explain it anything other than like any taste buds I had.

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<v Speaker 2>It's such an awful aftertaste. I'm still tasting it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and every once in a while it burns and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, huh.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, there's a controversy. By the way, there's

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<v Speaker 2>a controversy.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, you need to keep it in because

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<v Speaker 1>you said controversy.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what the cereals store crap is like

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<v Speaker 2>in my fa I can't, right, is that what it's called.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a little bit of a Jackie Kennedy in there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there was a lot of controversy.

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<v Speaker 2>Very many people that listening to this don't know even

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<v Speaker 2>who she is. Jackie Kennedy on asses.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, the first lady to our president of the United

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<v Speaker 1>States who got assassinated.

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<v Speaker 2>There are so many things that I talk about from

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<v Speaker 2>the nineties that you don't even know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, you think nineties is different when you talk about

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what was that tub thumb thing or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever that song is If you don't even know that sound,

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<v Speaker 1>I do. But there's a difference between that song and

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<v Speaker 1>a president who got shot in the head.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, I know, but that's his wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, people know who's way. There was just a movie

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<v Speaker 1>based off of his wife called Jackie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>I get knocked down? Back it up again.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna start jumping around, but I won't do

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<v Speaker 2>that jump thumping chumble wom I should have asked you

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<v Speaker 2>who sang it?

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<v Speaker 1>I know who sings it.

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<v Speaker 2>Tumblewomba. Yes, okay, that was right around like nineteen ninety

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<v Speaker 2>five six in this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and the video taps. The video takes place in

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<v Speaker 1>like a bathroom or they're.

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<v Speaker 2>Really angry people too. They're very they're very like political

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<v Speaker 2>and angry. Chumbawamba cool one hit wonders great? All right now, anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>the controversy what the cereal is? I bought this for

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<v Speaker 2>my daughter Ashley, and she loved it, loved it, And

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<v Speaker 2>then I bought her another box that I was going

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<v Speaker 2>to use for this episode, and she stole it and

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<v Speaker 2>she ate it, and she left me a note that

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<v Speaker 2>morning and said, what happened to my cereal? Wow? In

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<v Speaker 2>between the two box purchases, they changed the formula.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 2>See here it says colors and flavors from natural sources.

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<v Speaker 2>The other box I think had artificial crap in it,

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<v Speaker 2>and that one was so much better. She doesn't like

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<v Speaker 2>this one. Okay, So let's see how our taste buds

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<v Speaker 2>react to Kellogg's frosted Miniweaks Strawberry.

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<v Speaker 1>I think my taste buds would just welcome anything right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Now these are strawberry frosted. They're not like touch of

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<v Speaker 2>fruit like the raspberry ones. I prefer that. I like

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<v Speaker 2>the fruit in the middle. I don't like the fruit

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<v Speaker 2>and fausted on top. One te you thing all right,

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<v Speaker 2>Milk permeates Okay, milk permeate my new band.

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<v Speaker 1>Hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>Anything compared to that other stuff just is delicious. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm wondering if it's skewing our rating.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to forgive it, like four balls.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to give it five. It probably is not

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<v Speaker 2>that great, no, but anything is awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, Like I wasn't gonna finish this either, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh my god, it's food.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why what I would have given it

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<v Speaker 2>if we did this first, but I'm giving it four balls.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm giving it three bowl boom awesome. Well, thanks for listening.

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<v Speaker 2>This is episode fifty three of Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 1>Gary looks like Barney in his jacket.

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<v Speaker 2>He really does Grimace. I was thinking, yeah, who is Grimace?

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<v Speaker 2>He's a McDonald's character that they really don't have any

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I'm grimacing at you now, But you know

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<v Speaker 2>what actually got a couple of pictures tweeted to us

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<v Speaker 2>and you said there were a few email to people

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<v Speaker 2>with Cereals that wanted us to review them for T shirts.

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<v Speaker 2>And there was one or two that we're gonna do.

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<v Speaker 2>I have them in the Cereal sack and we'll get

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<v Speaker 2>to it in the next episode. And that's it. Follow

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<v Speaker 2>us everywhere, serial Killers PC that's Cereal with a C.

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<v Speaker 2>And some fantastic news that you shared with me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we're on Pandora. Now, how cool is that?

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<v Speaker 1>It's so weird. Pandora only accepts a certain number of

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<v Speaker 1>podcasts because it's in its like testing phase. Right now,

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<v Speaker 1>we're like on it. They accepted us.

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<v Speaker 2>That's so super cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so we're literally wherever podcasts can be heard. And Scott,

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<v Speaker 1>guess what else? What's that I'm posting on Facebook? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I posted twice. I posted two different posts, and every

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<v Speaker 1>time a new episode is up, I added to our Facebook.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, well that's pretty much all you do is you

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<v Speaker 2>just post the picture and the link, just like I

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<v Speaker 2>do on Twitter and Instagram. So you know, now you're trying, buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. Thanks. I really appreciate that. You're really a

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<v Speaker 1>great support system. Leave us a review, subscribe. Oh sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>that's my emphysema.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I think that the Ceial School cereal burned your throat.

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<v Speaker 2>It did.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, it's acid.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you know what, Jones, give me here a second,

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<v Speaker 2>I want him to try this shit stuff nothing listen.

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<v Speaker 2>So Garrett surprised us with a box of cereal from

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<v Speaker 2>that he bought on Amazon. You've probably seen the ad

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<v Speaker 2>for this stuff on Facebook, right, Cereal School. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>some random new no sugar whatever. You'll probably like it

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<v Speaker 2>because everything that's in here is you're all about it, right?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it like a test? Like he Mikey likes it?

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<v Speaker 3>He likes it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's old school commercials can tell you something, Mike, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't like this?

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<v Speaker 3>What is this?

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<v Speaker 2>It's oh, oh my goodness, here try this. We did this.

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<v Speaker 2>What's it called? The episode's over, but we just want

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<v Speaker 2>you to try this. It's it's the serial School. It's

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<v Speaker 2>wonderful at first. Now wait a second chewing. Oh see

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<v Speaker 2>we didn't even get this far. Oh oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>we spit it out. Oh god, that's terrible.

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>It starts off promising, but then it ends with the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck that is just who the hell manufactures this shit?

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<v Speaker 2>You think that it's gonna be like hot chocolate. Cocoa

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<v Speaker 2>powder is what it tastes like once once the chocolate

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<v Speaker 2>wears off.

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<v Speaker 5>Whatever it's whatever, it's coating, the coating the center of

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<v Speaker 5>the crunch is terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>Beat down. Garrett's trying to kill us. I'd give that

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<v Speaker 2>a half a spoon. I give it nothing, nothing. What's

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<v Speaker 2>a half a spoon? That's one of those one of

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<v Speaker 2>those little spoons that the DEMI what are those things

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<v Speaker 2>called the little baby spoons?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, yeah, well, okay, baby spoon for the for the

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<v Speaker 5>chocolate taste. But that's just awful that these.

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<v Speaker 2>Are that cereal? Is that a joke?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>And I guarantee you this box easily cost him like

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<v Speaker 2>fifty dollars, There's no doubt about it. There was one

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<v Speaker 2>of these, and there's a honeybun one.

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<v Speaker 5>But but just please, okay, it's colorful, it's fun for

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<v Speaker 5>the kids. I think it's I think it's meant to

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<v Speaker 5>trick kids into eating healthy.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, be happy. Could you imagine me giving this

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<v Speaker 2>to Cooper? That would not work out? Thank you, Sary, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>thanks for stopping by, Scary. Appreciate your int And now

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have to beat all kinds of stuff, but

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<v Speaker 2>thank you. All right anyway, so until we see you

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<v Speaker 2>on Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't read this. I didn't read this. You didn't, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and a spoon you did, actually, okay you did. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>the cereals kind of.

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<v Speaker 2>Delirius, right, delirious. So we'll see you on Monday. Have

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<v Speaker 2>a great weekend, and uh so good. Then it's really not,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's so good. I don't thing. We're going to

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<v Speaker 2>send you to the sanitarium.

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<v Speaker 1>Sanitarium, yes, can we make that a new segment?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's work on it. That's your assignment.

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<v Speaker 1>I already came up with the serial crematorium what you

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<v Speaker 1>don't even remember what you called it? Yes, the crematorium. No, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't the crematorium, Yes it was, it wasn't, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it was what else do you call something that you burn?

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<v Speaker 2>But it wasn't the crematorium?

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<v Speaker 1>Incinerator?

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<v Speaker 2>That's right? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, cool, cuck coo coo cool.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, let's just say, crunch, get out of here, grunch, crunch,

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<v Speaker 2>m M brush him anywhere? So good.

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<v Speaker 1>He tried to kill us.