1 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:02,400 Speaker 1: What's up with you? 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:04,520 Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number. It's a 3 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 2: loser line. 4 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:09,120 Speaker 1: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard 5 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:11,639 Speaker 1: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say 6 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:13,440 Speaker 1: a guy approaches you while you're out at the club 7 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:18,119 Speaker 1: and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey, there's Senorita. 8 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,599 Speaker 1: You must be a straight A student because my name's 9 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,119 Speaker 1: Dean and you just made. 10 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:25,959 Speaker 3: My list. 11 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:32,599 Speaker 1: Dean's list. Yeah they still have those anymore. Yeah, it's everybody. 12 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,559 Speaker 1: Just get a participation, even. 13 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 2: Now, wown. 14 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:37,880 Speaker 4: You gotta put him down. 15 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,640 Speaker 1: At the same time, and after he drops that line, 16 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,519 Speaker 1: whatever you do, don't ask him about what it was 17 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 1: like going to college in the nineteen forties. No, I 18 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,600 Speaker 1: can spin a yarn. Well, don't you have a seat 19 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:48,360 Speaker 1: in my lap? 20 00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:48,760 Speaker 3: There? 21 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:51,839 Speaker 1: Instead, give him the number of the loser line, so 22 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 1: hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail we can play over 23 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 1: the air voicemails like this one. 24 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 2: Hey, Ashley, it's you have the fertility clinic. I actually 25 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:07,920 Speaker 2: asked you for your phone number to thank you. You know, 26 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:11,319 Speaker 2: they have the private booths with the magazines and videos 27 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:15,760 Speaker 2: to help you get the job done. I had actually 28 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:17,559 Speaker 2: gone there a few times, and none of that stuff 29 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 2: was working for me. But you did the trick you. 30 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,320 Speaker 2: I met you and you were kind of my inspiration. 31 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 2: If you get my drift, I hope that's not weird, 32 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:33,119 Speaker 2: but I think you're an inspiring lady. So maybe give 33 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:37,480 Speaker 2: me a call. I'll give you a very special thank you. 34 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,039 Speaker 4: Yeah, goodness. 35 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,840 Speaker 1: I don't think there's a higher compliment a man could 36 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,320 Speaker 1: pay a woman than saying that. 37 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,840 Speaker 4: I think that there is a lower compliment. You know 38 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 4: it's not a compliment. 39 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,760 Speaker 1: God, did you just ruin my day in one second? 40 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 1: A sweetheart? 41 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 4: General manager? 42 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:07,160 Speaker 3: Oh my god, Hi, Chad, it's see I'm calling. I 43 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 3: was in your car about a week and a half 44 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:12,640 Speaker 3: ago and I just got hit with a cleaning charge. 45 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 3: I don't know what your problem is, but I didn't 46 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,680 Speaker 3: make a mess in your car at all. They told 47 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 3: me that you said it smelled like French fries. Yeah, 48 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,400 Speaker 3: I work in a restaurant. I don't know what you 49 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:27,440 Speaker 3: want from me. I thought we had a good talk. 50 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:28,399 Speaker 3: I thought we would. 51 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,639 Speaker 2: See each other after you gave me your card. 52 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:33,120 Speaker 3: I don't know why you would do this to me, 53 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,920 Speaker 3: but this is really ridiculous. You don't have to have 54 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:39,040 Speaker 3: a card detailed because someone smells like French fries. And 55 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 3: for your information, even if it were true that your 56 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 3: car smelled like French fries, French fries are awesome, okay, 57 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,679 Speaker 3: and they smell a hell of a lot better than 58 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 3: that time forest cologne thing you got going on in 59 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:56,000 Speaker 3: your crappy car. Okay, you need to go to because 60 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:56,800 Speaker 3: you're a jerk. 61 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:58,520 Speaker 2: Next message, Oh. 62 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:02,080 Speaker 3: Wow, it's a jerk and French fries. I stand up 63 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 3: for her wholeheartedly. 64 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:03,639 Speaker 4: Yeah. 65 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:06,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, fresh French fries smell good, but stale French fries 66 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:10,160 Speaker 1: like three day old French fries. You just never worked 67 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 1: at a burger place like you just start to read 68 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,640 Speaker 1: a little bit. It's just how it works. I'm impressed 69 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,320 Speaker 1: with the driver, though, who apparently made up a business 70 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:21,440 Speaker 1: card with the loser line on it. Probably yeah, I 71 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,920 Speaker 1: didn't catch that. She probably has like a left pocket 72 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,680 Speaker 1: for the problematic riders with the loser line and then 73 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 1: a right pocket for cute girls that he gives the real. 74 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 2: Number two next. Hey, Barbara, if that's your real name, 75 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 2: it's remember from the board the other night, the guy 76 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:45,360 Speaker 2: that you tricked with your with your Latin tattoo, just 77 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 2: to refresh your memory. Remember you have a tattoo and 78 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 2: I said, hey, what does that mean? And then you 79 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,000 Speaker 2: were like, well, if you find me a drink, I'll 80 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,920 Speaker 2: tell you. And then I bought you that drink, the 81 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 2: most expensive drink that you could possibly order, costly twenty dollars. 82 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 2: And then you tell me, and you thought it was 83 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:06,320 Speaker 2: really funny that what it said was buy me a drink, 84 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 2: and I'll tell you you wasted my time. He made 85 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 2: me feel like you were interested in me. I was 86 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 2: being nothing but nice to you. And then you turn 87 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,920 Speaker 2: around and pull that. How many people have you done 88 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:21,080 Speaker 2: that too? You know you wonder you women, you all 89 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:24,039 Speaker 2: wonder why you can't find a good man. It's because 90 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:25,919 Speaker 2: of people like you. You hear me. 91 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,240 Speaker 3: I love it. 92 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,200 Speaker 4: That's brilliant, as if you would have found a good 93 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,960 Speaker 4: man in him. Yeah, that's the funny part to me. 94 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:39,000 Speaker 1: Everyone needs to do this now. Oh yeah, bodies haven't 95 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:39,880 Speaker 1: literally spelled out. 96 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 3: Buy me a drink and I'll tell you you're gonna 97 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 3: get a free drinks. 98 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:45,960 Speaker 1: Have you been to our TikTok recently at Brook and Jeffrey? Remember, 99 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 1: because we post the number one loser line every week 100 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,159 Speaker 1: on there I'm just saying, don't sleep on this week's 101 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,719 Speaker 1: you're gonna regret it. At Brook and Jeffrey on TikTok. 102 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 4: Hey, Carla, this is the handyman. I was over yesterday 103 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:03,800 Speaker 4: and I took care of that mailbox, and I noticed 104 00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:06,839 Speaker 4: that there's some work that needs to happen around your house. 105 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:10,159 Speaker 4: You know, the gutters. It looks like you need some 106 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 4: minor roof for pair. I also took the little peek 107 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:18,400 Speaker 4: through your windows and I noticed some cabinets that needed 108 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:24,720 Speaker 4: touching up. Also, cole rack in your bathroom that needs replacing. 109 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:28,039 Speaker 4: I can do all of that for you. And again 110 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:31,040 Speaker 4: I observed that you know well looking through your window. 111 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:36,600 Speaker 4: Oh and most importantly, I can also build a cabinet 112 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:40,200 Speaker 4: for all of the cute undergarments. That's some really nice 113 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:44,040 Speaker 4: undergarments in there. I'll tell you until you don't slacken 114 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:49,640 Speaker 4: that department. But anyway, your undergarments were strewn all over 115 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,280 Speaker 4: the bedroom, and you know I can build you something 116 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:56,320 Speaker 4: really nice for those undergarments. And any event, if you 117 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:59,239 Speaker 4: can give me a callback, that would be great. 118 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,560 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, how much you want to bet he 119 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,640 Speaker 1: accidentally has one or two of those undergarments. I don't 120 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:06,919 Speaker 1: know how they fell in my hands. 121 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,880 Speaker 4: She must have a full glass house for him to 122 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,880 Speaker 4: see all of that. She was in there. 123 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,560 Speaker 1: I was inside, by the way, I was in the 124 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:14,480 Speaker 1: piping up in yours. 125 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,840 Speaker 4: I've actually lived in there, be lived there. 126 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,280 Speaker 1: You can listen to loser Line regularly at this time 127 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:22,360 Speaker 1: every week, and make sure you subscribe to the Brook 128 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:25,359 Speaker 1: and Jeffery YouTube channel. Yeah, loser Line second dates and 129 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:28,800 Speaker 1: phone tabs all right there for you. Phone tabs coming 130 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:29,479 Speaker 1: up next.