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Speaker 1: Ladies and gents, this is the moment you've waited for.

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: front door. We are super villains ready to overtake the world,

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Speaker 1: and we're gonna do it in style. It's time for

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Speaker 1: the best ready go you've heard in a while, The

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Speaker 1: jew Show. I'm gonna go out on a limb here

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Speaker 1: and say something that I'm not I don't fully know,

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Speaker 1: but I can make a pretty decent guarantee. It's a

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. This is the only morning show that has

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Speaker 1: taught people how to do an Irish accent anti yodel, definitely,

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Speaker 1: because every single morning we take a break and we

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Speaker 1: learned something from a tutorial on YouTube. Right, But if

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Speaker 1: you want us to learn something together, text in four

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Speaker 1: one six one. What should we learn and anything you've

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Speaker 1: been wanting to learn but you just don't have time,

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Speaker 1: you know, because you're busy anyway. Today's YouTube tutorial is

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Speaker 1: how to sound like Bigfoot Bigfoot calls. Have you ever

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Speaker 1: seen the show Finding Bigfoot? It's a great show. There

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Speaker 1: are YouTube tutorials online of how to call Bigfoot and

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Speaker 1: sound like big Foot. You've ever seen the show Finding Bookfoot?

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Speaker 1: They never find I wonder why not finding boot? That

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Speaker 1: show is hilarious though I've never watched anything that doesn't

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Speaker 1: have a payoff ever, But it's still entertaining. And these

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Speaker 1: people just walk around the forest and try to do

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Speaker 1: things like to track bigfoot and it never happens. But

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Speaker 1: it's entertaining us not Yeah, okay, here's the YouTube tutorial.

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Speaker 1: We're all going to learn this together. So get ready

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Speaker 1: in your car to learn something better yourself today when

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Speaker 1: you get into the office or wherever you're going. By

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Speaker 1: the time you get there, you will have learned how

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Speaker 1: to call a bigfoot. So I'm going to start this now.

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Speaker 1: And this is the people from that show that put

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Speaker 1: out a video on how to call a sasquatch. They

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Speaker 1: here we go. One of the more common vocalizations is

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Speaker 1: often described as a high pitched scream, like a woman

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Speaker 1: murdering woods. Sometimes they're long and drawn out, sometimes they're

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Speaker 1: short like this. Okay, so we should will be able

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Speaker 1: to do. So that's the first one. I'm taking my

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Speaker 1: my headphone, Mike. Yeah, this is gonna be loud, and

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Speaker 1: do this in your car as well, or wherever you're listening. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'll try first, Okay, can we hear over time? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: ang and drawn out. Sometimes they're short like this. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: if all of our listeners do this, it's gonna look

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Speaker 1: like they're in trouble somebody. Oh my god, it's like breathy.

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Speaker 1: You can't high pitch it. I'm bad at the high

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Speaker 1: pitched stuff. And again, okay like this, okay, ready there, whoa,

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Speaker 1: I'm checking the studio door because I'm surprised the sasquash

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Speaker 1: got that one down, that hurt. That was really good. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: has like a like a ruffle. The ruffle I don't know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: yours is even higher than That's an angry sasquash. See

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Speaker 1: what else? Other times you hear the long, mournful howls.

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Speaker 1: That's easy. I'm gonna just paint a picture of how

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Speaker 1: he does it. Okay. This dude has a one of

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Speaker 1: and then he slowly opens them up. That's how he

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Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty good. Yeah, I like that. That was good.

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Speaker 1: That's not that's not bad, all right, Engli seven, Now

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Speaker 1: one's yours for sure. So I got the first one,

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Speaker 1: all right, you got the second one, second Evan, and

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Speaker 1: then Jubil you got the third one. So let's show

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Speaker 1: off for the ones that were best at you. And

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Speaker 1: if you're listening, whatever one you were best at, you

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Speaker 1: do with us. So I'll do the sound that I do, right,

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Speaker 1: and then I want Alex to go and then you

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Speaker 1: english Evan. Okay, okay, yeah that sounded like sasquat. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: learn with your what do we call it? Again, two

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Speaker 1: to the show at the Jewil Show all of us

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Speaker 1: individually on social media. I'm at Jebil Fresh Evan on

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Speaker 1: the radio, The Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jubil

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Speaker 1: phone frame to mornings. Hello, Um, hey is this Brandon? Yeah? Hey, dude,

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Speaker 1: uh as weird than I'll call you right now. I

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Speaker 1: don't know we like we've like talked briefly for like

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Speaker 1: be uh later than usual today. It's not my fault, though,

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Speaker 1: so just let you know, like, wait, you're gonna be

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Speaker 1: he'd be later than usual? I mean, yeah, my kid

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Speaker 1: late every time every time, and you're calling me today

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Speaker 1: to let me know you're going to be even later

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Speaker 1: than Yeah, were you serious? How about I just call

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Speaker 1: your boss? Okay? Well, why don't I do the reason? Okay?

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Speaker 1: But today though, like it's not my fault. The bus

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Speaker 1: and mechanical issue is what is it? Every other day's

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Speaker 1: it's like ten minutes or so, and now you're going

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Speaker 1: to be later than that. But it's not calling me

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Speaker 1: different than I'm not going to be there at all

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Speaker 1: today because there's a mechanical issue. The bus is stuck.

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Speaker 1: it stuck? Replacement bus? Then, don't I mean they have them? Well,

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Speaker 1: that's the thing. I haven't called it in yet because

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Speaker 1: get the bus. Come, I can't get the bus you

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Speaker 1: called in? Yeah, trying to call everybody that's on my route,

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Speaker 1: the bus is pretty false. Yeah, to take the time

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Speaker 1: to call every part of every student or the bore

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Speaker 1: you called in to say, hey, I need a new

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Speaker 1: bus or somebody else needs to pick these kids up. Yeah, Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't think we need a new bus. It's just

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Speaker 1: because it hits the sign at the drive through. That's

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Speaker 1: and so, like, I'm just waiting here. You try taking

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Speaker 1: your bus to a drive Yeah, is that why you're

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Speaker 1: late to get some breakfast? Are you kidding me? Yes?

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Speaker 1: And I understand your upset, but one most important meal

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Speaker 1: hear where you're usually at. I don't care about your

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Speaker 1: morning routine. Well, oh, it looks like they're gonna get

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Speaker 1: some paperwork. Would you want anything? No, I don't want anything.

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Speaker 1: I want you here doing your damn job, okay picking

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Speaker 1: up ober? Yeah? No, awesome they were able to get

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Speaker 1: it unstuck from the drive through, dude, So it looks

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Speaker 1: Like I said, if that works, and I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: back on the route, And if you could not tell

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Speaker 1: my boss, i'd appreciate that, and I will definitely bring

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Speaker 1: you whatever you want or something. Are you kid? No,

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Speaker 1: stop talking, be an adult and think about these things

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Speaker 1: before you do them. What if I bring you a

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Speaker 1: Dorito's local taco No, I don't want any fast food.

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Speaker 1: I want your ass fired sauce. You said fire? You

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Speaker 1: want a fire sauce? No you, I want you fired.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well job should not be driving kids anywhere.

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Speaker 1: That is true, so we're responsible. It's very true. I'm

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Speaker 1: hanging up. Don't hang up. Have a good job. Please

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Speaker 1: don't hang up, because this is actually from the Duple

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Speaker 1: Store doing a phone bring on you. What what would

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Speaker 1: slow down? I didn't get that as garbage? What did

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Speaker 1: you say? I said, this is actually Jewel from the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your wife.

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Speaker 1: Bailey set you up. I'm not the bus driver. I'm

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Speaker 1: not a bus driver. Yeah, I get that now. My

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Speaker 1: wife Bailey set me up. Yeah. She said that the

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Speaker 1: bus driver is always late and you've been complaining about it,

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Speaker 1: and she said she already planned on taking your kid

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Speaker 1: to school today anyway, so I could do this prank

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Speaker 1: phone call so I don't worry about him. Oh oh great,

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Speaker 1: that's okay. That's a real wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: Jubil phone pranks the Jewil Show on demand, First day

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Speaker 1: follow up? How hot do you like your coffee? Let

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Speaker 1: me go to a coffee shot piping hot? Alex. I

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Speaker 1: like mine lukewarm so I can drink it right away,

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Speaker 1: Alex like hers, melt your face off hot. That's a

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Speaker 1: that's a woman thing though, because even in bobs and stuff,

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Speaker 1: sensual hot? What's that? Yeah, that's where it's steaming because

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Speaker 1: of why full bodied and full of anyway, let's just

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Speaker 1: get to the first on the phone right now is

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Speaker 1: Dante for a first date follow up? And the reason

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Speaker 1: with the hot coffee angle is because that's where Dante

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Speaker 1: they met at a coffee shop, they went out on

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Speaker 1: he doesn't know why. What's up, Dante, how are you. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm good, Thanks for having me. Before we get into

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Speaker 1: the date, how long has it been since you saw Hannah?

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Speaker 1: That's her name, right, Hannah? Yeah, Hannah. It's like just

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Speaker 1: over a week, over a week. And how many times

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Speaker 1: have you reached out to her since I can? I

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Speaker 1: feel like, oh, that's not normal and she hasn't responded

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Speaker 1: at all to any of them, not at all. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've called you guys because yeah, after the first couple,

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Speaker 1: sixth text in a week, you're being ghosted now because

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Speaker 1: seventh that's when restraining what it's going to come. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your email said that you guys met at a coffee shop.

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Speaker 1: Tell us about that. Yeah, so we met at a

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Speaker 1: coffee shop and the reason we started talking was because, uh,

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Speaker 1: the barista I guess that's what you called them. They

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Speaker 1: confused our orders. So yeah, we got to the counter

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Speaker 1: then like asked her for her phone number, and then yeah,

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Speaker 1: they mixed up your coffee and then you guys actually

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Speaker 1: sat down right there and started talking. Yeah, yeah, that's rare,

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Speaker 1: but it'd be hilarious if he was Jubils first Day

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Speaker 1: follow up the Jubils Show on demand Dirty Little Secret.

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Speaker 1: crazy thing. Now. Our family is very big in like

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Speaker 1: these bake offs we do during Are you starting to

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Speaker 1: tell us your secret now? Yes? Okay, sorry, I thought

422
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Speaker 1: we were still talking about TikTok? Go ahead. What's your

423
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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Your family likes to bake? Well? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we uh you know, we're like we talk a bunch

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Speaker 1: of crazy bakers. I think like my great great grandfather

426
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Speaker 1: owned the bakery or something. And for years, since I

427
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,120
Speaker 1: was a kid, whenever you show up at a family event,

428
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Speaker 1: you got to you gotta bake something. And then we

429
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Speaker 1: have a big contest and everybody votes and it's all

430
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Speaker 1: done in relatively good spirit. But it gets competitive, you know.

431
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Speaker 1: Me and my sister and my brother, we go at it.

432
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Speaker 1: So to be a part of your family, you gotta bake.

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Speaker 1: You gotta bake, you gotta So I'm like, you know,

434
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Speaker 1: I became like the king, you know what I mean?

435
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Speaker 1: Like I once I show up with a carrot cakee.

436
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Speaker 1: I could just see in their faces the lull of

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Speaker 1: like oh god, and I just I just owned the

438
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Speaker 1: carrot cakee genre. Okay, so you're a beast at bacon

439
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Speaker 1: carrot cake. Yeah, I'm tough. I'm a tough out, I really. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Problem is the last you know, with the pandemic, we

441
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Speaker 1: finally got together and I just didn't have time. I

442
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Speaker 1: was bigy with my job and I panicked. I was like,

443
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Speaker 1: oh my god, like I'm the kid, I gotta show up.

444
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Speaker 1: So there's a bakery not too far down a road

445
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Speaker 1: for me and I. I went in there and I

446
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Speaker 1: always show up with the special pan that I baked

447
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Speaker 1: the carrot cake it. So I went up to the

448
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Speaker 1: guy and he had like two different kinds of carrot cakes.

449
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like, dude, it's got to fit inside

450
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Speaker 1: his pan. He grabbed one and he plopped it in.

451
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Speaker 1: It was like perfect, and I totally totally had him

452
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Speaker 1: buy into it. I'm like, I think this is the

453
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Speaker 1: best one ever, and then I want it again. But

454
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 1: inside I'm like, oh god, oh wow, your family's bake off.

455
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Speaker 1: I did and my sister. My sister worked so hard

456
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Speaker 1: on this like frem blat thing, and she got a

457
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Speaker 1: beach and took her like twenty two hours and it

458
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Speaker 1: took me to go to a bakery. You should feel

459
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Speaker 1: very bad about yourself. I do. I do, Actually I

460
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Speaker 1: feel bad. But you know what, I'm the king and

461
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Speaker 1: I want to give up my crown just yet. But

462
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Speaker 1: one of one of my nieces is getting into baking now,

463
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Speaker 1: and I'm like, and she watches all those shows on TV.

464
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 1: So I think my career is as the champ is,

465
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Speaker 1: You're going to come to a close in a short

466
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Speaker 1: period of time. All right, So you're the You're the

467
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Speaker 1: reigning champ of the bakeoff in your family, except you

468
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 1: cheated the last time. Yes, well, listen, I did cheat

469
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Speaker 1: last time, but actually, oh no, I hit. I cheated

470
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 1: a little bit more than that. We've been doing this

471
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,359
Speaker 1: for years. I probably cheated like four or five times.

472
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Speaker 1: You should be a judge. Maybe that's what I'll do.

473
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Speaker 1: I'll retire from competition and I'll just judge. Yeah, if

474
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Speaker 1: you retire now, even though you cheated, you retire a champion,

475
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 1: just like Michael Jordan Tom Brady at one point two?

476
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 1: Is all? It sound like. I'll be a rod of baking.

477
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I don't think I can't

478
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Speaker 1: be in the cup here. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,

479
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Speaker 1: performance enhancing drugs to the bakery. We got the analogy,

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Speaker 1: all right, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty

481
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Speaker 1: little secret. Your secret is safe with us, and it's

482
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Speaker 1: a pleasure to meet the grand champion of your family's

483
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Speaker 1: bake off, whoever your family is. Because you're anonymous, we

484
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Speaker 1: don't know who you are, but yeah, thank you so much. Yeah,

485
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 1: apparently TikTok is a mobster from New York. Who know

486
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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on Demand.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the I n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: For Tuesday, September twenty one, twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh,

490
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 1: and researchers have proven that you're not as funny as

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Speaker 1: you think you are. You'll find out why in just

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Speaker 1: a second, But first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh,

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00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 1: and one Texas mama showed up at her children's school

494
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Speaker 1: board COVID meeting and instead said what all, Okay, I'm

495
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Speaker 1: English Evan and step aside, ibprofen. We're going to need

496
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Speaker 1: something a little stronger for this man's headache. All right,

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Speaker 1: find out what those stories are about in just a

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Speaker 1: second before your first story of the day, and the

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Speaker 1: I n the Idian News Network their part the news.

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Speaker 1: Two thirds of people fake laugh at jokes to fit in. Oh,

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Speaker 1: According to search Yeah Me Too. In a recent service,

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Speaker 1: sixty seven percent of people admitted that they fake laughed

503
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 1: at a joke they don't understand just to fit in.

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00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 1: Fifty six percent of people said they looked up the

505
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Speaker 1: meaning of a joke that they didn't get later on.

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Speaker 1: That's hilaria. And the study also identified jokes specific jokes

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Speaker 1: that tend to confuse people, and these two confuse almost

508
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Speaker 1: half of the people in the study. The first one

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Speaker 1: is how do you drown a hipster in a mainstream?

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00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,719
Speaker 1: Get that one? I like, people get confused by that one.

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00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 1: The other one is time flies like an arrow, fruit

512
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Speaker 1: flies like a banana, fruit flies like bananas. Yeah, it's

513
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Speaker 1: just saying that they like bananas, Like, yeah, you know

514
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Speaker 1: the jokes that I never got people for real, Like,

515
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Speaker 1: remember these these are very confusing. How people remember these

516
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Speaker 1: type of jokes? So a blonde to brunette, a redhead

517
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: walk into a bar and like literally there's so many

518
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 1: of those stupid jokes and you're like, I don't even

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00:27:55,240 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 1: get how I didn't mean to do that accidentally hit

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00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 1: the little boom shot a boom. But that's what you

521
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: should do every time you tell a joke. After you

522
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: deliver a successful joke, boom shot a boom yea, and

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Speaker 1: then walk out of the room. Yeah, this is the

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Speaker 1: i n N the Idiot News Network. Radiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news. For our next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's send it on ord Alex Fresh, who was about

527
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: to tell some hilarious joke. Yeah, am I little boom

528
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Speaker 1: shot boom. But one woman in Austin, Texas is fired

529
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Speaker 1: up and spend her time at her middle school children's

530
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Speaker 1: meeting to discuss COVID at the podium to not discuss COVID,

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Speaker 1: but something else that made her really upset. I have

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Speaker 1: a couple of clubs from the video I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: play real quick and the well after. Okay, take her

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Speaker 1: out back. We boys figured then, hand on the put

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Speaker 1: it in her coin box, put it in her corn hole,

536
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: grab a hold of that brain, rub that calico. You

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00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: can find that on page thirty nine of the book

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Speaker 1: called Out of Darkness, which you can find at Hudson

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Speaker 1: Bin Middle School and Pecave Middle School. Okay, so she

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Speaker 1: wasn't talking about COVID. She was talking about the things

541
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Speaker 1: in books she doesn't like. There was this book that

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00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: kids could check out of the library and I had

543
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Speaker 1: that way, she said, and she was very upset about it.

544
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna playing a couple more. According to Wikipedia,

545
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Speaker 1: cornhole is a sexualist slang volgarism for anus. Okay, you

546
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 1: didn't already know that, Sorry, I'm just surprised that she

547
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 1: just learned that. I mean, she's old enough to know.

548
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 1: She is old enough, but she has something to say

549
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 1: about that too. I do not want my children to

550
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Speaker 1: learn about sex in middle school. I've never had sex.

551
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: I don't want to have I don't want my kids.

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00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: And then she said a boomshaka boom and walked out.

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Speaker 1: So I can't only discuss everything else because it's kind

554
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Speaker 1: of inappropriate. Sull house any back to you, Well, all

555
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Speaker 1: we know is that she's never done that before. Yeah,

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00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: she doesn't want to. This is the I n N

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Speaker 1: News Network. We're idiots, aren't just in the news. For

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Speaker 1: our next story of the day, let's send it on

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Speaker 1: over to English Evan. It was on location with a

560
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Speaker 1: man in Florida. Oh, yes, sounds fine, where he woke

561
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 1: up with a huge headache and he asked his wife

562
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Speaker 1: to drive him to the hospital you know as you do.

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00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 1: It was there though, that doctors found a bullet lodged

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Speaker 1: in his brain. Oh no, wow. Turns out when the

565
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Speaker 1: doctors discovered this, the wife immediately fled the emergency room

566
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Speaker 1: because she shot him. Who wasn't expecting that? Yeah, she

567
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Speaker 1: said that she accidentally shot her husband on an early Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: Yes in the face question, Yes, accident. He didn't wake

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Speaker 1: up from the you know, no, it's maybe crazy. Does

570
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Speaker 1: he probably hit his brain and she thought his you know,

571
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Speaker 1: she's gonna call him okay, yeah, yeah, And she still

572
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Speaker 1: took him to the hospital. She did. That's a very

573
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Speaker 1: nice but then ran when they found the bullets like sheet,

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Speaker 1: she probably felt guilty. What did she think was going

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Speaker 1: to happen? And maybe it just fell out And I

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Speaker 1: don't know how the driver by shooting, you know, somebody

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Speaker 1: shot right through the house. That's good. It sounds like

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Speaker 1: it's a good place for her to be. Some people.

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Speaker 1: Job you about to lose your job, lady? About that

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Speaker 1: means jo disdaynn. You've done John R. Though we'll do

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Speaker 1: it again at the same time tomorrow. Yo job about

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Speaker 1: to lose yoke job, about to lose yoke jobs. And

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Speaker 1: that was the iron N. Yes, that was the i

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Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news report Todays. Tune in tomorrow the same

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Speaker 1: time for another hard hitting reports from the I n N.

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Speaker 1: I remember you can follow the show on social media

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Speaker 1: at the Jewels Show, all of us individually. I'm at

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Speaker 1: Jewel Fresh and at that Dres I'm at Evan on

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Speaker 1: the radio, the Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil

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Speaker 1: phone frame today mornings. Hello, Ola bueno Dioldorra. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Isaac. This Isaac, Isaac. How are you. It's Jeremy,

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Speaker 1: your Spanish instructor. Nice to meet you. Oh that's right.

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Speaker 1: How you doing man? You want to need to hop

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Speaker 1: on the zoom lenk right now? No, I don't I know.

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Speaker 1: We were scheduled to do a Zoom Spanish lesson today

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Speaker 1: for your first lesson, but I prefer to do my

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Speaker 1: first Spanish lesson over the phone and then we can

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Speaker 1: do Zoom later. If that's okay. I feel like I

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Speaker 1: feel like, all right, I just thought the zoom probably

601
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Speaker 1: be better. But all right, I'm I'm okay cool. So

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Speaker 1: we'll just start the lesson now. Then, all right, first

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Speaker 1: let's start with the RS. Okay, I need to hear

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Speaker 1: how you roll your rs, sort of like, let's hear

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Speaker 1: it like that. Good, very good? Okay, great. Why don't

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Speaker 1: we start then with Hello, good day? All right, I'm ready.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that. I don't know how to say

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Speaker 1: any good day. Repeat after me old lah Ola, briando

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Speaker 1: romandagan no close, Try one more time, bondmandanda, brimondo, branda.

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Speaker 1: We'll do it slow. Okay, you already know olat you

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00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: guys go slow because you're going like ways, she says.

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Speaker 1: And I guess I'm missing the hours, right, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know a coming alright, Repeat after Mela Ola borrio

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Speaker 1: orando moricana do bora bora close, very close. Try it

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Speaker 1: all together, Hello, good day. So I will say ala

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Speaker 1: to you and then you say hello good day back

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Speaker 1: to me. Okay, Ola, okayla ordando orrida perfect blando da. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that is it, and that is how you say hello.

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Speaker 1: Today we're already there. I don't know what you say.

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Speaker 1: So this is a good day Ola or God, and

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Speaker 1: good day to you. Okay, why don't we move on

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Speaker 1: from that? You really pick that up quickly now, all

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Speaker 1: probably good to teach you the bathroom. Do you understand

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Speaker 1: how to ask for the bathroom? That might be a

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Speaker 1: good thing that you might need. No, I do not

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Speaker 1: know how to ask the bathroom? Okay. The words where

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Speaker 1: it is would be what hold you? Start to the sea,

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Speaker 1: So Cora do it with me slowly? Cora, od yes,

629
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: and that is where it is, and and then bathroom.

630
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: Let's try it all to together slowly. Okay, okay, where

631
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: is the bathroom? Here we go Corndora a collop oh pop? Yes,

632
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 1: all right, that's an easy translation. But that's that's a

633
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,879
Speaker 1: hard one, so great, let's try another one. Let's try

634
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 1: I am happy? Okay, let's do I'm happy. The word

635
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: for I is i I. The word for m would

636
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 1: be already I hold a dumas, I am a dumas.

637
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 1: Let's say it all together. What are you? I am

638
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 1: a bro? Did you just call me a dum I did?

639
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:47,840
Speaker 1: Because this is a prank phone call and this is

640
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 1: actually jewel from The Jewels Show doing a phone prank

641
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 1: on you and your wife actually set you up. She

642
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 1: said that you guys are trying to schedule some Spanish

643
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,879
Speaker 1: classes on Zoom, and so she wanted me to prank

644
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,320
Speaker 1: you and call up as your instructor and make you

645
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,839
Speaker 1: say all kinds of weird sounds. All right, good luck

646
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: learning Spanish and how we say how we say goodbye

647
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 1: in Spanish is good? A husband? Oh my gosh, man,

648
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: y'all a crazy man wake up every morning with Jebil

649
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 1: phone pranks the Jewel Show on demand. It's time Floor

650
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 1: of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show. In is

651
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 1: on the phone right now for a War of the

652
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,360
Speaker 1: Roses to catch cheater, and he thinks apparently that his

653
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 1: girlfriend of two years, Jenny, might be seeing someone else. Damian,

654
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 1: thank you for your email. Appreciate it. Sorry you have

655
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 1: to come on the show like this. Um, tell us

656
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 1: a little bit about why you think your girlfriend cheating

657
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 1: on you. We've been together throughout two years and I

658
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: want a ride share driver right now because I lost

659
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 1: my job last year. What did you do before you

660
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 1: did door dash or rideshare stuff? I did the phone

661
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: sales and did pretty well, um, and yeah, she's always

662
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 1: worked from home. I gotta say that, like influences like Instagram,

663
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 1: TikTok and brands collaborates. Yeah, she's busy from home and

664
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 1: you know, I'm out trying to do all these car

665
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 1: runs and stuff. Um, but we moved in together really

666
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 1: mostly to save money when I was a job and

667
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: you know that's fine. We've begether for two years, um,

668
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: and it was it was time anyway, you know. So

669
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:42,839
Speaker 1: what makes you think though that she's cheating? Uh? Yeah,

670
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 1: So basically there a few things. For one, Um, we

671
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: haven't uh we're going with sex in like two months.

672
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 1: Normally she's really ready to go, but I get nothing

673
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,320
Speaker 1: from her. That's a long time. I mean, you know,

674
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: you go through ups and downs as far as libido goes. Yeah, yeah,

675
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 1: but more she's constantly on her phone, which you know,

676
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: it's kind a normal part of her job, just influencer.

677
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,760
Speaker 1: But it's really hard to trust, like all these smiles

678
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 1: and the like cute flirtatious looks yeah on her face

679
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 1: and she's look at her phone and I don't know, Yeah,

680
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: people actually do that without even noticing so much if

681
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 1: they're cheating. Because I've seen it. Yeah, really they do,

682
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 1: see like they get this smirk on their face and

683
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: they don't even know that they're doing it, and they're

684
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 1: just talking to someone else who's actually like who they

685
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 1: want to be with or like, you know, wish they

686
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 1: were with instead of leaving who they're with to be

687
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: with that person. So you can kind of tell a difference.

688
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: You know, someone's on their phone a lot, If your

689
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 1: significant other is always on their phone, then you kind

690
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 1: of know how they normally are. But when something about

691
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: it changes, you can tell, Yeah, exactly, I feel bad,

692
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 1: And I agree totally about the whole face thing, And

693
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: like you can tell on someone's like vibing off of

694
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:53,359
Speaker 1: what messages they're getting. So this is kind of your

695
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: gut instinct. Yeah, well it's my guesses. And also it's

696
00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: it's just eating me apart because like I've undeniable feelings

697
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 1: for on my end, and I mean, this is the

698
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 1: girl I love, Like I just need to know what's

699
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 1: going on so we don't propose or like what what's up?

700
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 1: And I have the ring about being cautious. I just

701
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 1: got a weird gut feeling about this. I don't know,

702
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 1: I don't feel right, have you thought of a way

703
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,320
Speaker 1: that we could call her that wouldn't seem suspect. We

704
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: asked everybody to think that through because it could be

705
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:25,319
Speaker 1: weird if we called from around. I mean, she gets

706
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 1: a ton of calls, and she works a lot with

707
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: like PR publicists, public relations, so she gets a lot

708
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 1: of PR marketing, like you know, account executives calling her.

709
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 1: That's a good way, and she'll pick up a lot

710
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 1: of phone numbers. She doesn't know that way really easily,

711
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 1: she used to that. Okay, cool, We'll call her from

712
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: a PR company, um and see if she wants to

713
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: our talk about beauty, kind of get her into it.

714
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 1: And then I don't know somehow because I don't know,

715
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 1: I'm just worried about from I'll call from a PR

716
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 1: company asking if she wants to rep our product, you know,

717
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: do a little collab, because enough to be you know,

718
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 1: it could be I'm a simple yeah. And then if

719
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 1: she says yes, we'll offer a spot package for two

720
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: and some flowers to send to somebody's special and see

721
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 1: if she gives us your name or somebody else's. But

722
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 1: that sounds oh that's great, believable, Okay, cool, all right, Well, yeah,

723
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 1: she used to getting like all these gifts and like

724
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 1: packages and deliveries. Of course, she's an influencer. I'm a

725
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: little bit of a beauty blogger myself, and I know

726
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: how it is used to work a beauty dot com.

727
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 1: Oh and well it's like I wasn't a blogger. I

728
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 1: just kind of recommended beauty products for people, really, and

729
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 1: I got a lot of free stuff and I loved it. Yeah,

730
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: I miss it. Alex is going back next weekend. Back there.

731
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be going DoorDash. She's gonna be working at

732
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: beauty dot com. Definitely. We'll knock, all right, we'll play

733
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,959
Speaker 1: a song, come back, and then call her and find

734
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 1: out if she is cheating on you? All right, man, Yeah, alright, yeah,

735
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 1: all right. I'm ready to listen. Who are the Roses

736
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 1: to Catch Cheater? Is coming up next? It's a jewel show,

737
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 1: Middle of War, The Roses to Catch Cheater? If you're

738
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 1: just joining us. Damien is on the phone and he

739
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 1: thinks that his girlfriend of two years, Janet, might be

740
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 1: saying somebody else because things have changed in their relationship.

741
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,840
Speaker 1: They've been together two years, moved in together, not that

742
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: long ago. He's actually ready to propose. He thinks that

743
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: they're going to be getting engaged soon, so he wants

744
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 1: to find out if something's going on because because over

745
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 1: the past few months, they haven't been intimate with each

746
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 1: other at all for two months. He said, nothing a

747
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: long time, zero Damien zero nothing, not a zilch. Yep,

748
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 1: that's how it is right now. So I think I

749
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: made my point on that. And she also is a

750
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 1: beauty influencer blogger type person, so she works a lot

751
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:35,359
Speaker 1: on her phone, but lately he's noticed that she hasn't

752
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 1: been paying any attention to him and the relationship is

753
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: kind of dead, dry dead leaves and she's been you know,

754
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:43,840
Speaker 1: on her phone a lot. But he says, he just

755
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,919
Speaker 1: feels like something's not right with the way she's acting.

756
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: It's not the normal like smiling and laughing at comments

757
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,800
Speaker 1: or videos. It's like a flirty thing that's going on.

758
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,479
Speaker 1: And he wants us to call her from a PR

759
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: company because she gets a lot of calls from PR

760
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: companies to partner with her to promote their products and

761
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 1: in either way offer her a spat package and some

762
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 1: flowers as send to somebody special and see if she

763
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 1: gives us her boyfriend Damien's name or somebody else's. Okay,

764
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 1: you ready, ya gonna be okay? Cool? Um, we'll tell

765
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: you on her phone number and good luck. Hello. Hi,

766
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:35,800
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Janee. Yes, this is her. Hey Janet,

767
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:39,399
Speaker 1: I got your number from Jeremiah over it. You've worked

768
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 1: with them before. Oh okay, that's great. Yeah, how can

769
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 1: I help you? Yeah? Yeah, sorry for the weird phone call.

770
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:47,799
Speaker 1: I don't want to like you know, I know it's

771
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: probably weird. I mean, you you got a big following,

772
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: and I'm you know what you do. I'm sure you

773
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 1: get a lot of weirdos calling your phone sometime, calling

774
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,839
Speaker 1: you to see if you had a few minutes to talk.

775
00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 1: Because I think that partnering with you would be amazing

776
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 1: for our brand. Um okay sure, um yeah. At this

777
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: point in my journey, I do a lot of that

778
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 1: kind of thing. But just what's the rundown of what

779
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 1: you're looking for? You know how much you're willing to

780
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 1: pay that kind of stuff? Yeah? What I would love

781
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: to do, because like, I'm not, you know, the guy

782
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: who makes the decision, but I get the guy who

783
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: makes the phone call unfortunately for now, but I want

784
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 1: to connect you with him. I want to say, see

785
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,400
Speaker 1: if I can set up a meat It could be online,

786
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 1: could be uh, you know, in person, whatever we can

787
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 1: fly out to you. I have been you know I

788
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: can set that all up. Um. Sure, I mean I'd

789
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: be happy to talk with them and see what you know,

790
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,439
Speaker 1: what you're looking for. Also, we have a great line

791
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 1: of products for men too, and we wanted to see

792
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 1: if you have boyfriend or you know somebody you're interested

793
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 1: in the like that. Um, what are these products like? Um?

794
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 1: A lot of skincare items, a lot of hair fibers

795
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,319
Speaker 1: and okay, so we can put together we can if

796
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 1: you wanted to wear, gonna send you a bunch of

797
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 1: stuff and then we could send a like a man

798
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 1: box to a special guy in your life as a

799
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 1: thank you as well for even having the conversation with

800
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: me today. Okay, that's that's so nice of you. That

801
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,800
Speaker 1: sounds great. Okay, sweet Well, I'll get your address and

802
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 1: stuff in a second and make sure we send that

803
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:21,439
Speaker 1: the right place in the man box that we could

804
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 1: send to whoever where do you want? Do you want

805
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 1: to go the same address, different address? Um? No, just

806
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 1: send it to me and I'll I'll get it to him. Um,

807
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:34,320
Speaker 1: we do have one thing in there that is very specific.

808
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 1: I don't know if he shaves or not. But we

809
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: we make this line of straight razors that's really cool,

810
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: and we wanted to send one of those along, and

811
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,839
Speaker 1: they're they're pretty pricey, honestly, but you know, some guys

812
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 1: are really into that stuff. But we do monogram a

813
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 1: name on there, so I wanted to see if I

814
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 1: could get a name and I could get that put

815
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 1: on there. That's I mean, that would be a cool gift.

816
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 1: Oh that's fun. Okay, Um, yeah, okay, so you so

817
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 1: put the name jeff be on it. So Jeffy is

818
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 1: the name? Yeah, Jeff like Jeffrey but like short. Okay,

819
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 1: I guess Before we get all that done, I'll just um,

820
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,879
Speaker 1: I want to introduce you to someone real quick if

821
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: I can't, okay, okay, I want to introduce you to

822
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 1: your boyfriend Damien. Who's on the phone. Oh what the Jeffy? Okay, Damien,

823
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what the hell is happening here right now? Jenny?

824
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 1: This is not Flame from a pr company. This is

825
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 1: actually Jewel from The Jewel Show. My name is Jewel,

826
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,360
Speaker 1: and mine's Alex and mind's English Evan and your boyfriend

827
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: Damien thought you might be cheating on him, and he

828
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 1: asked us to see if we could catch you, and

829
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 1: that's why he's on the phone. Okay, well this is

830
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 1: absolutely ridiculous. Were you here? Yeah, it is ridiculous. Who

831
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 1: who's Jeffy? Dude? Who's Jeff? Um? Damien? You are about

832
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 1: to feel like the comp wheat dumb ass that you are.

833
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:08,959
Speaker 1: I am. I'm gonna feel that way. Yes, Oh my god, Jeff,

834
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 1: you are such a dumb ass who never fucking listened

835
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 1: to his girlfriend used to be called Jennifer. Jeff, do

836
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: you not remember me telling you about my best friend transitioning?

837
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: Jennifer is now Jeff my best friend that I've been

838
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,239
Speaker 1: talking to about the folder Jennifer is Jeff. Come on,

839
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 1: I don't believe that. What's going on? Who's Jeff Damien?

840
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: You're are you talking? My god? Why do you never

841
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 1: listen to anything I say? My friend Jennifer is transitioning

842
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: and is now Jeffy. Don't such a simer about Jennifer

843
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: l GBDQ. But like what, I don't ca how that's

844
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 1: do with d person. I don't believe that at all.

845
00:46:54,760 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 1: Come on, why do you, Jenny, you're saying that the

846
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 1: Jeffie you are sending it to is actually a friend

847
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 1: of yours that is transitioning and they've changed her name

848
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 1: to Jeffy. Yes, Damian, you're saying you never heard of

849
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 1: a Jeffie. No, I mean, I know Jennifer. I was

850
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 1: never really saying I don't want to miss that and

851
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 1: not put it together, and you would talk about it.

852
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 1: You don't remember that at all. I remember the conversation,

853
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 1: just not the names Jennifer Jeffy. I don't know how

854
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:26,840
Speaker 1: do I put those together? You actually do remember the

855
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:33,319
Speaker 1: conversation about her friend transier best friend Jennifer's transitioning. Yes, yes,

856
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 1: so then maybe that was legit. Yeah, I mean that

857
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 1: sounds like the truth if you remember the conversation. Yeah, yeah, Damien, like,

858
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you don't remember, but we definitely had a

859
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: few conversations about it, my best friend coming to visit transitioning,

860
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:51,359
Speaker 1: and I like, I just don't know why you had

861
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: to set me up like this over it. I mean,

862
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 1: I guess if not, I just didn't hear j You're

863
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 1: always on your phone and I had sex and two

864
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 1: months ago, why wouldn't I think you're cheating or someone else. Well,

865
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 1: you never listen to me, so why would I want

866
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 1: to sleep with you? O? Whoa djena? I think we're ridiculous,

867
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 1: but I'm supposed to know. I don't know when all

868
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 1: you just stay in your ass all day type nonsense

869
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 1: about beauty makeup onto your blog. It's not even a

870
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 1: real job. Get a real job. Maybe that's okay, Damien,

871
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 1: you know what, how's this, I'll start packing up your ship.

872
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: I didn't just move Jeffie in. I'll be out. You'll

873
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 1: be fine, Damien. She already hung up. Man, she's gone.

874
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 1: That's great. That's so much. She cares a readship. It's

875
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 1: all weird. I don't know if I got the questions

876
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 1: I wanted but answered. But yeah, I think the whole

877
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 1: thing's kind of screwed up. I don't go out. It

878
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 1: hasn't affected our sex lives. She didn't answer that at all.

879
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 1: I mean, you didn't even have a conversation with me,

880
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: that's true. I don't know, Sketchy, Well, you know what.

881
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 1: I'm glad no, but I know now than embarrass myself

882
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,879
Speaker 1: at the end. And we saw a bunch of times.

883
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 1: So thanks guys. Thanks problem Yeah. The Jubil shows more

884
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:15,360
Speaker 1: of the roses. The Jubils show on demand Jubils Dirty

885
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: little Secret. It's time for your dirty little secret. Remember

886
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 1: texting at four one oh six one. If you have

887
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything, literally,

888
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 1: whatever you want, because nobody knows who you are. We

889
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,800
Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. That's why albody

890
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 1: gets a fake anonymous nickname when they call up. So

891
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say a word, then, Alex Fresh, I'll say

892
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 1: a word the Nameshemon'll say word and that'll be the

893
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: name of the caller on the phone. So on the

894
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,760
Speaker 1: phone right now to tell us a dirty little secret.

895
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:40,720
Speaker 1: Is Tank array Twerker Pumpkin, tank a Ray Twerker Pumpkin.

896
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 1: I used to have a friend named Tank Ray actually,

897
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: so really that's an actual name. That's actually Oh I

898
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: did don't think it was Our parents say yeah, I

899
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: don't said tankay h yeah, tank tankay tank anything that's

900
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 1: what I'm at say like tank Ray. Oh, I feel

901
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:03,439
Speaker 1: like it's Tank Ray's is it? Are you just telling

902
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:07,840
Speaker 1: me about to shut me up? She is? Okay, all right, anyway,

903
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to research then, and now I'm gonna

904
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 1: be distracted. That's why I was just like, yeah, that's

905
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 1: how it said anyway on the phone. Right now, I'm

906
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:18,879
Speaker 1: not even gonna say it hire Hello, Hi, Well hello, Sorry,

907
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 1: we're so annoying. I have to apologize about that. You

908
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 1: want to tell us a little secret? Huh yeah, I

909
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: kind of just need to voice it aloud. It's been

910
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 1: on my mind the last couple of weeks, and I thought,

911
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:31,919
Speaker 1: let's do it here first. Well, this is the place

912
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 1: where you come to open up your brain and spill

913
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 1: it all over the floor. Get her none, Yeah, so

914
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 1: what is it? So? Um? I grew up in an

915
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 1: extremely religious family. Hey, me too. And look, you guys

916
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 1: are best friends. So you know now that I'm a

917
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,359
Speaker 1: little older and learn about the things you do as

918
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:53,359
Speaker 1: an adult, that's my feelings have changed a little bit.

919
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 1: And like situation going on right now that I swear

920
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,880
Speaker 1: I I would have never planned like for something like

921
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 1: this to happen to me. Hey, I hate to ask

922
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,720
Speaker 1: you to hold on real quick from you a little secret.

923
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 1: I pulled up a YouTube video on how to say

924
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: that lagua we're talking about, So I just need to

925
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 1: hear that first and then we'll get right back to

926
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 1: you one. Okay, So how do you think you say

927
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 1: tank ray and I think you say tang ray. I'm

928
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 1: gonna go with Alex because she's probably right, So tang

929
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: ray okay. Here we go and on the phone, what

930
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:23,840
Speaker 1: do you think tank ay or tang ray? Tangray? Okay?

931
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 1: That's everyone against you? Although it did originate okay London, England. Oh,

932
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 1: the spirit is now produced in Scotland. Wow, how do

933
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 1: you go about pronouncing this? Yes, that's the question we

934
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 1: asked a while an Ray Jubiles ryan koray tank ray

935
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: Oh right, good jin but he has a he has

936
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 1: an accent. No, but I think Jubils right, I might

937
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: be right. Yeah, hold on, I thought I was wrong.

938
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 1: Tang it's tang koray. It says it tang koray. It's

939
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 1: three kay tank ray a n g k r a

940
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 1: y ray Okay, Well, Jubils right, it's a yeah, we're wrong. Actually,

941
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 1: I thought I was wrong. I thought I was gonna

942
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,800
Speaker 1: be wrong. Honest, at least you knew it was tankred

943
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 1: because it used to be an alcoholic. When you're at thirteen,

944
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:09,880
Speaker 1: it's not fair. Well, that's true, and I did. And

945
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 1: I had a friend named tank great too, exactly. So anyway,

946
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 1: I feel like a way it's been left in at

947
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:16,400
Speaker 1: least knowing how to pronounce it. Now, you won in

948
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 1: my opinion, right, good job. I wasn't trying to win. Secret.

949
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:21,840
Speaker 1: Do we even have to hid for the day? Yeah? Anyway,

950
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 1: what's your little secret? Uh? Yeah? So, I mean I

951
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: have a very dear friend who is about to get deported.

952
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 1: Oh damn, that's yeah. So I just kind of want

953
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 1: to get married to him to keep him in the

954
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,799
Speaker 1: United States. Oh wow, why not? I mean, I guess

955
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: it's illegal, but well, I mean we're good as friends.

956
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 1: I feel like you would do the same for me.

957
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 1: But I'm kind of wanting to run it by my

958
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: family because yeah, well I'm going to assume that they

959
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 1: wouldn't be too happy about it. It was a very

960
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 1: religious probably not, and you probably don't want to run

961
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: it by them because if they're very religious. I thought

962
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:06,880
Speaker 1: about this because actually I got proposed to do that too. Somebody.

963
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 1: Somebody said, somebody offered to pay me one time to

964
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 1: do that for papers. How much money? Forty grand? Oh

965
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 1: forty grand? You didn't do it. I thought about it.

966
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 1: But my family they're religious too, like that, and I

967
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 1: was like, I don't care what they do judge wise,

968
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 1: but if they find out, they might wrap me out.

969
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know, so you might want to not

970
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 1: run that by them. Are you leaning towards doing it

971
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 1: or not doing it? Um? I am leaning towards doing

972
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 1: it because I feel like he would do the same

973
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 1: thing for me. Oh my god, well congratulations, yeah at

974
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:41,920
Speaker 1: your reception definitely starves some tank ray on my Thanks,

975
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 1: good good night, good call. I feel better to get

976
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 1: it off my chest. So loud, what's your dirty little secret?

977
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand? Okay, true was in my

978
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 1: because it's just so that's I love to having your

979
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: nose beat. The brit was in my nose and I

980
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:08,839
Speaker 1: just sneezed it out and now it's time to play.

981
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 1: It's the only American game show with an English guy

982
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:14,720
Speaker 1: answering trivia questions that has a weird German dancy intro

983
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 1: that you might get stuck in your nose and then

984
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: have to sneeze it out. That was all follow up.

985
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: Sorry about that playing English even in trivia? Today though,

986
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 1: is Sarah and she is from Lyne three. How's it

987
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:30,800
Speaker 1: over online? Sarah? It's good? Nice Yeah, you're feeling pretty

988
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: good at trivia. You're gonna give me a run for

989
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 1: my money. I feel good about trivia when I'm not

990
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 1: on the spot, so hopefully. Yeah, it's true. Have you

991
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: had breakfast? No, I've had it slurty Okay, all right,

992
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: we're gonna sending go seven out of the studio. The

993
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: game is played like this. You got thirty seconds. Answer

994
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 1: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

995
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 1: just say passing. You have to beat English having out

996
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 1: right twin Okay, Alex, Yes, I hear. There's a theme

997
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,799
Speaker 1: for today's questions. Yeah, we're doing additions now. Today's theme

998
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 1: is popular a Names, popular a Names. Wow, that's a

999
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:07,399
Speaker 1: good one. Here we go, all right, Sarah, popular a Names. Okay,

1000
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:10,880
Speaker 1: your time starts now. What celebrity had people comparing his

1001
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 1: Met Gala outfit to a Captain crunch quilt? Ate that rocky?

1002
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 1: What is the first word in the dictionary? Hard part?

1003
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 1: In order to boostsells, what restaurant chain introduced a one

1004
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:25,359
Speaker 1: dollar margharita called the Dollarta Apple. What state is home

1005
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 1: to the Razorbacks college football team? Pallabama Will Clothing Company

1006
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 1: has been more than three million dollars on machines to

1007
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,799
Speaker 1: how their signature signature sent fierce bright on their clothes

1008
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 1: as a form of marketing American Eagles. All right, you

1009
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 1: got that in on time. English seven back into the studio,

1010
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 1: and I guess slurpies are brain food. They're exactly what

1011
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,839
Speaker 1: you should need every morning because you did a good job.

1012
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 1: You got a lot, right, yeah she did. We'll see

1013
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:50,880
Speaker 1: how English seven does I know he didn't have a

1014
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 1: slurpee today, so probably's not working very well, not that well.

1015
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 1: And this is a moment in the game where we

1016
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:59,359
Speaker 1: ask the contestants something about themselves. Sarah, is there an

1017
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 1: interesting tid that you would like the world to know

1018
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 1: about you other than the fact that you eat slurpees

1019
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 1: for breakfast? Um? Right now, my whole life is a

1020
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:11,640
Speaker 1: toddler and a newborn. So, oh my god, like survival mode,

1021
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 1: no wonder you Yeah, you're just like, oh my god,

1022
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:17,720
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm just gonna go get a slurpie for today. Whatever.

1023
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 1: Al Right, English ahead, back in studio, ready to go.

1024
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,800
Speaker 1: I'm ready. Well, here we go. Okay, just so you know, Evan,

1025
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 1: this is you know how we had like a theme now, Yes,

1026
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 1: it's popular. A names hopeful names name. Wow, that's really

1027
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:36,839
Speaker 1: clutching for struls. All right, ready excuse me, already lost.

1028
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:43,359
Speaker 1: Congratulations Sarah, that's it. Wait, no, come on, do the game.

1029
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 1: Come on well please, I mean we can just let

1030
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,360
Speaker 1: him try for my for my own good. Let's do this.

1031
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:52,479
Speaker 1: Here we go, your time start. What celebrity had people

1032
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,959
Speaker 1: comparing his mic I'll fit to a captain crunch quilt.

1033
00:56:55,040 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 1: Oh except rookie. What is the first word in the dictionary? Uh? Uh?

1034
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:04,279
Speaker 1: And in order to boostells, what restaurant chain introduced a

1035
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:07,840
Speaker 1: one dollar margharita called the Dollarta Applebee's. What state is

1036
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 1: home to the Razorbacks college football team? Arkansas Well Clothing

1037
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 1: Company has been more than three million dollars on machines

1038
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:15,719
Speaker 1: to how their signatures sent fierce braid on their clothes

1039
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:21,440
Speaker 1: as a form of marketing. Um AHMANI but I think

1040
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 1: I did. I like these themes. I like that one

1041
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:26,760
Speaker 1: that was collable. Yeah, we'll see how you guys did

1042
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 1: and send it over to the scoreboard with our scoreboard,

1043
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 1: our executive producer Brad boom Sham. All right, Evan, you

1044
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 1: got three correct. I think that might be a record

1045
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: from because usually you're so stupid since you started it

1046
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 1: off by ripping on the questions, so my guess is

1047
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 1: probably gonna have a few take it. Well, well we'll

1048
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 1: see Sarah. You got three correct as well? Say I

1049
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 1: want to beat the bridge, all right, Sarah, We'll see

1050
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 1: you later. Sarah. Technically a tie does go to the house.

1051
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 1: But remember, don't give up hope this game. Anything can happen.

1052
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 1: Only does go to the house with me. Maybe, now

1053
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 1: it shouldn't. Maybe tigers a collar. If you're in a

1054
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 1: lawsuit and you're the one who brings a lawsuit, you

1055
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 1: have to prove stuff like you have to really, you

1056
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 1: have the burden of proof. And we're the one that

1057
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 1: brought the game to Sarah. So Sarah tied you and

1058
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 1: rule change. Holy crap, what a what a shocker? Today?

1059
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:22,160
Speaker 1: You win? You know what you did it? You rule

1060
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 1: because you Sarah? Yeah, alright, Sarah. Get the answers. What

1061
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:31,280
Speaker 1: celebrity had people comparing his mega outfit to a capain

1062
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 1: crunch quill asap rocky. What is the first word in

1063
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,920
Speaker 1: the dictionary ardvark? In order to boost sells, what restaurant

1064
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 1: chain introduced a one dollar Margherita called the Dollarta Applebee's.

1065
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 1: What state is home to the Razorbacks college football team Arkansas?

1066
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,479
Speaker 1: What clothing company has been more than three million dollars

1067
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:47,560
Speaker 1: on machines to how their signature sent fierce brayed on

1068
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 1: their clothes as a form of marketing, Abercrombie and Fitch. Well, congratulations, Sarah,

1069
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 1: you beat the brit and you also will go down

1070
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 1: in history when this game gets put in a museum

1071
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:02,600
Speaker 1: somewhere sac they have a whole section about the Sarah rule. Yeah,

1072
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:05,760
Speaker 1: good for you, Sarah. I'm gonna send you some Jewel

1073
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:07,160
Speaker 1: Show swag, so I'll hang out a line. I'll get

1074
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 1: your po Okay, all right, Thanks Sarah, Thank you, And

1075
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 1: remember we've played be the Bread every single Tuesday and

1076
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 1: Thursday at this time, so tune in next time when

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00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:21,680
Speaker 1: we beat the Bread. That was fun. Enjoy your slurpy

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