1 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 1: Hello, everybody, Welcome to another bonus episode of I Saw 2 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:16,480 Speaker 1: What You Did. My name is Millie to Jericho, I'm 3 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:22,120 Speaker 1: Danielle Henderson, and the mail bag keeps mailing. Am I right? 4 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:25,120 Speaker 2: The mail bag is open for business man. 5 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,480 Speaker 1: We're getting a lot lately. 6 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 2: I love it. 7 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:31,000 Speaker 3: I love it. At first, when we first started the pod, 8 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 3: we didn't, you know, we weren't getting a lot of 9 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,120 Speaker 3: mail rolling in with questions. It was a lot of 10 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:39,960 Speaker 3: like really nice things people were saying about listening. But 11 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,680 Speaker 3: I'm glad that you guys are like jumping in with 12 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:44,880 Speaker 3: some questions now because we fucking love them. 13 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:48,040 Speaker 1: Also, a lot of people like wanting to write a 14 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:50,599 Speaker 1: lot about like their experience to us, which is kind 15 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:54,280 Speaker 1: of cool. Yeah, you know, it kind of feels like 16 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: like a personal letter. I mean, I guess it is 17 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,800 Speaker 1: a personal letter, right, but it's that thing where you're like, Wow, 18 00:00:58,880 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 1: this is amazing. 19 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 3: I wish we had a po box that we can 20 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:06,199 Speaker 3: have people send actual things to. Although as I'm saying 21 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:11,639 Speaker 3: that sentence, I'm automatically tripping into my my horror movie 22 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 3: raised mind and like, no, we're going to get a 23 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 3: finger in the mail or something if we do that. 24 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 1: Well, then I would insist also that you get the 25 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:22,480 Speaker 1: PO box, because then you would have to like get 26 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:25,080 Speaker 1: in your car and drive to Like I can just 27 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:29,639 Speaker 1: imagine you driving to the mail place in your town 28 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:33,840 Speaker 1: and having to like drive past giant trucks with big mirrors, 29 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 1: and then that having like that being like a part 30 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 1: of the day of checking the PO box. 31 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 2: So it would be lovely. 32 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,679 Speaker 3: Like I got to say that, since I moved back, 33 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:49,480 Speaker 3: going to the post office and the DMV has been incredible. 34 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,919 Speaker 3: I walk into both places and I'm out in ten minutes. 35 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 3: Like I had to get my car registration, I had 36 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:58,160 Speaker 3: to get my license updated. And anytime I need to 37 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:01,640 Speaker 3: mail package or pick up something, I just park, pull 38 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 3: up and park in the front, walk in and leave. 39 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 3: There's no lines, There's like nothing happening. 40 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 1: You know, you know, honestly, Like who I imagine working 41 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,239 Speaker 1: at the post office in your town. Did you ever 42 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 1: see that show Wings from the. 43 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:22,320 Speaker 3: Nineties, of course, do you remember Fay, the lady with 44 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:27,080 Speaker 3: the white hair one Just imagine Faye with a smoker's cough, 45 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,280 Speaker 3: and that's my town. 46 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,200 Speaker 1: I meant to bring that up when we talked about 47 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 1: Little Children, because she was in Little Children. 48 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, very briefly, but I was so excited to see her. 49 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:40,079 Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's the type of lady that I imagine 50 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:43,560 Speaker 1: is like working at the coffee shop and the post 51 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:44,720 Speaker 1: office in Warwick. 52 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 2: But I could be wrong. You are not wrong at all. 53 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,520 Speaker 1: Well, why don't we do you want to start us 54 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 1: off with this letter? 55 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh I love this first letter. It's so exciting. 56 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:03,800 Speaker 3: So this subject of this email is uptick in library 57 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:07,040 Speaker 3: DVD use after your EPs? 58 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:07,600 Speaker 1: What? 59 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:12,720 Speaker 3: And the email begins Hello, I work in a city 60 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 3: public library and also listen to your episodes every week. 61 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:20,520 Speaker 3: So I started tracking which DVDs and Blu rays were 62 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:24,760 Speaker 3: being checked out, and when turns out after you discuss 63 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:28,120 Speaker 3: a film on your show, that movie suddenly has a 64 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:33,120 Speaker 3: waiting list. I recently came across Watermelon Man while handling materials. 65 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 3: I think she meant Watermelon woman. Yes, but that's okay 66 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 3: Watermelon woman. And don't even ask me how long Clute 67 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 3: has been off the shelves. This could be in part 68 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 3: due to the library system only having one or two copies, 69 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:51,120 Speaker 3: but they both went months or years without being checked 70 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 3: out that often to suddenly being out every week. I 71 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,920 Speaker 3: wish I could use my secret database knowledge to befriend 72 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 3: everyone checking these out, But for now, I'll just wait 73 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 3: to meet them at and I saw what you did convention. 74 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 3: I know you will both enjoy hearing about this. I'm 75 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,920 Speaker 3: a thirty four year old single weirdo who doesn't even 76 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 3: watch that many movies, yet I feel so at home 77 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:15,520 Speaker 3: while listening to you. I've already told everyone I know 78 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,679 Speaker 3: to listen, even if they don't think they'll care about 79 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:21,279 Speaker 3: movie insights or horror movies or something. The podcast is 80 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,560 Speaker 3: beyond all of that now, as much as it is 81 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 3: still about that, it's not just a podcast, it's a lifestyle. Sincerely, Alima, 82 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,640 Speaker 3: and she's a she her pronounce a lifestyle. 83 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:34,839 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't even know what to say. 84 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 2: This email is incredible. I love that she tracked it 85 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:40,000 Speaker 2: like Alma. 86 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:43,920 Speaker 3: The fact that you decided to even track copies of 87 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,440 Speaker 3: DVDs in your library. You're my kind of nerd. I 88 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:53,479 Speaker 3: love that. I love that so much, and that you 89 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:56,120 Speaker 3: could actually draw a correlation between our episodes and the 90 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,480 Speaker 3: films being checked out is really cool. 91 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:00,359 Speaker 1: I don't know me. 92 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 3: I feel like you'd be proud of this too, because 93 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,840 Speaker 3: I know that you know we're always big proponents of 94 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:08,080 Speaker 3: of physical media, and so I love that people are 95 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 3: supporting libraries. First of all, love a library and using 96 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,400 Speaker 3: it to check out these films. 97 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:18,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's cool that, Yeah, people are using 98 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 1: the library. We always love that. But also too, I mean, 99 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:25,200 Speaker 1: I'm just like, I'm kind of speechless, to be honest, 100 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,640 Speaker 1: because it's like, as much as I want to believe 101 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:33,040 Speaker 1: that this podcast is causing shortages at libraries in major 102 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:36,920 Speaker 1: metropolitan cities or not. Actually she doesn't even say what city, 103 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:40,880 Speaker 1: so yeah, it could be New York City or it 104 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:45,039 Speaker 1: could be much smaller. We don't know. But just this 105 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:49,119 Speaker 1: just the concept of it, I think is so I'm almost, 106 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:52,080 Speaker 1: like I said, I'm almost speechless because it just means like, wow, 107 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,359 Speaker 1: I guess people are listening, and you know that's a 108 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:58,520 Speaker 1: thing that you know, as a person to post a podcast, 109 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:01,799 Speaker 1: you're like, are people like is this working? 110 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 3: Like? 111 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,120 Speaker 1: I love it. It just gives us us such joy to 112 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,599 Speaker 1: know that that might be the case. 113 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, this is seriously Like I read this email and 114 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:13,400 Speaker 3: was just so so overjoyed to think that we could 115 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:16,479 Speaker 3: even contribute in some small way to people people using 116 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:18,960 Speaker 3: their libraries in this way. And Alma cannot thank you 117 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:21,800 Speaker 3: enough for writing in to tell us that you're exactly right. 118 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,960 Speaker 2: We did enjoy hearing about this very much. 119 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,679 Speaker 1: Yeah, and I have to say we I think we've 120 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:32,520 Speaker 1: talked about this before on a main episode, But the 121 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:36,880 Speaker 1: idea that people who don't watch movies listen to the podcast, 122 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,760 Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's awesome. I mean, as a 123 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:42,839 Speaker 1: film person, you know, of course I love talking movies 124 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:45,600 Speaker 1: with people who know movies, but I also think it's 125 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:49,400 Speaker 1: cool that people who don't watch them, like Alma, are 126 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:54,920 Speaker 1: still sort of at least engaging with something and are 127 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,000 Speaker 1: you know, interested in hearing about movies even if they're 128 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,880 Speaker 1: not watching them as part of the podcast. 129 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:03,400 Speaker 3: So yeah, and we get we do get a lot 130 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,320 Speaker 3: of comments from people who are like, oh, I'm like, 131 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,440 Speaker 3: my movie list is growing. I haven't had time to 132 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,480 Speaker 3: watch a lot of them yet, but you know, I'm 133 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:13,560 Speaker 3: excited that to have my list growing and things to 134 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:16,800 Speaker 3: watch in the future. And I love that, and I 135 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,640 Speaker 3: think that it's something that we set out to do 136 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:21,239 Speaker 3: when we started this podcast, was to talk about movies 137 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:24,080 Speaker 3: in a way that was accessible. So I'm just really 138 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:25,720 Speaker 3: glad that that's what seems to be happening. 139 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, and sorry if you're on the Clute waiting list. 140 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,600 Speaker 1: I hope it's not too long. I hope it's not 141 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:36,560 Speaker 1: like months long. Whenever I'm on Libby, which is that app, 142 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,520 Speaker 1: you know that where you can get like electronic books, 143 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,440 Speaker 1: sometimes I will add a book to my cueue and 144 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:45,880 Speaker 1: it's like, oh, we'll be available in like six months, 145 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:51,640 Speaker 1: and I'm like no, So hang in there, Clute fans, 146 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:55,320 Speaker 1: you'll get it one day. All right, let's see. Oh God, 147 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,440 Speaker 1: I don't even know what to say. I have, Actually 148 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:00,680 Speaker 1: I have a lot to say. The title of this 149 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:06,920 Speaker 1: email is called Cinnamon Broom National Emergency. The fuck Okay, 150 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,160 Speaker 1: dear hosts, I don't know what to say other than 151 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:14,600 Speaker 1: I am astonished to learn of the cinnamon Broom. I 152 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:18,280 Speaker 1: live in Canada, and even as an enthusiastic lover of Fall, 153 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:22,320 Speaker 1: I had never heard of a cinnamon broom. To be honest, 154 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:24,640 Speaker 1: I thought y'all were talking about a snack. 155 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:34,600 Speaker 2: Snack what. 156 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:39,360 Speaker 1: They are not available to buy in Canada. So I'll 157 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:43,920 Speaker 1: probably be taking Danielle's DII advice and make myself a 158 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:47,920 Speaker 1: cinnamon mop. Thank you so much for giving me the 159 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:50,600 Speaker 1: gift of the cinnamon Broom. I will yearn for it always. 160 00:08:50,840 --> 00:09:00,320 Speaker 3: Sincerely, Miko, Listen, Nico, I would be so sa if 161 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:04,560 Speaker 3: you took my advice on anything, but particularly the cinnamon mom. 162 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:08,560 Speaker 3: I would just say, find someone in the US who 163 00:09:08,559 --> 00:09:09,480 Speaker 3: can send you one. 164 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,480 Speaker 2: But also, I guess. 165 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:17,439 Speaker 1: I must have overestimated the degree to which people knew 166 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:21,240 Speaker 1: about cinnamon brooms, because I'm telling you, I've gotten so 167 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,600 Speaker 1: many tags on social media from people who are like, 168 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:27,839 Speaker 1: I have never heard of a cinnamon broom, and I'm like. 169 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:30,120 Speaker 2: What, bitch, I didn't know one was until you told 170 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,480 Speaker 2: me what. 171 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:36,080 Speaker 3: I'd never fucking heard of a cinnamon broom until you 172 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,240 Speaker 3: told me about them. 173 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:42,840 Speaker 1: Okay, this is fucked up because I was convinced that 174 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:45,920 Speaker 1: it was like I won't say it's a city thing. 175 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,400 Speaker 1: Surely it's not a city thing, Like you're not like 176 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,600 Speaker 1: in downtown Chicago, being like, oh, there's a cinnamon broom 177 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:56,640 Speaker 1: at the corner store. It's a country thing, right, But 178 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:59,400 Speaker 1: I thought it was a country thing all over, not 179 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:02,400 Speaker 1: just like the but it was like the North Country, 180 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:06,560 Speaker 1: the Canadian country, the fucking Arizona country. I don't fucking know. 181 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:10,839 Speaker 1: I'm shocked actually that people don't know my. 182 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:16,360 Speaker 3: Stupid I just love that so many people thought it 183 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:16,920 Speaker 3: was food. 184 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:19,439 Speaker 2: They're like, yay, is this like a cookie? 185 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:19,600 Speaker 3: Like? 186 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:23,960 Speaker 1: What is is this a little Debbie snack cake that 187 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,880 Speaker 1: I don't know about. 188 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 3: It's a literal broom, like you would sweep something out 189 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,960 Speaker 3: of your house with if you lived in a cabin 190 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:32,920 Speaker 3: with Lizzie Borden. 191 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,280 Speaker 2: That is the style broom we're talking about. 192 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:39,560 Speaker 1: But the funny thing is it's not even functional. It's 193 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:45,880 Speaker 1: usually smaller than an actual broom. It looks like a broom. 194 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:50,120 Speaker 1: I actually have read subsequently after this episode and everybody 195 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:53,240 Speaker 1: asking us what the fuck this was? I actually looked 196 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:56,319 Speaker 1: it up and I was like, oh, apparently like people 197 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:58,520 Speaker 1: used to put it over their doors. 198 00:10:58,640 --> 00:10:59,959 Speaker 2: Like to war off demons. 199 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,599 Speaker 1: Yes, like evil spirits or something like that. It's like 200 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:03,440 Speaker 1: a wicked thing. 201 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,400 Speaker 2: Wait what thin membrooms just got so much cooler? 202 00:11:06,679 --> 00:11:11,559 Speaker 3: What me? Is it like the fall version of the Horseshoe? 203 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:15,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, it must be. I mean, like listen, I did 204 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:19,960 Speaker 1: not go too deep into the Wickan Internet to figure 205 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:25,160 Speaker 1: this out, but I definitely saw something about how people 206 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,679 Speaker 1: will hang it for good luck, So it isn't just 207 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:32,080 Speaker 1: like a fucking non functioning broom in the corner. Sometimes 208 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:35,200 Speaker 1: it actually does do something for people who knows. 209 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:39,000 Speaker 3: But when I was in fifth grade, every single fifth 210 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,800 Speaker 3: grade class in my school always took a trip to 211 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:46,480 Speaker 3: this place called a choken and it was one half 212 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,560 Speaker 3: of the class went in the fall, and one class 213 00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:50,680 Speaker 3: half of the class went in the winter. And they 214 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,560 Speaker 3: would take the entire fifth grade class to this like 215 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:59,320 Speaker 3: secluded wooded cabiny place like a camp, and they would 216 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:03,160 Speaker 3: teach us how to do things like we made candles, 217 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,640 Speaker 3: like ten candle holders by banging on them with a 218 00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:08,200 Speaker 3: hammer and like and I swear to you one of 219 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,160 Speaker 3: the things we made, because I came home with this 220 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:13,199 Speaker 3: bundle of shit and my grandmother was like, are we 221 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:14,280 Speaker 3: fucking pilgrims? 222 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:16,320 Speaker 2: What is this shit? And one of them was a 223 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,719 Speaker 2: little tiny. 224 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:20,040 Speaker 3: Broom that they had us make out of straw and 225 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,640 Speaker 3: like weave it and bind it and all that shit. 226 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,720 Speaker 3: That's what a cinnamon room reminds me of, like a 227 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:32,560 Speaker 3: tiny fifth grade child labor broom, child labor broom that 228 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:36,040 Speaker 3: is useless. I swear to God, I think that place 229 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,000 Speaker 3: was just like a child labor camp or some kind 230 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:42,040 Speaker 3: of like mind control camp. I don't know what we 231 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:45,400 Speaker 3: were doing out in those damn woods. But yeah, it's 232 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:48,240 Speaker 3: like this tiny, useless broom that is apparently good for 233 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:51,240 Speaker 3: warding off witches, which is perfect. I'm into the cinnamon 234 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,840 Speaker 3: room so much, so much more now, yes, and even 235 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:57,200 Speaker 3: the cinnamon whisk. Like you you blew mind when you 236 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,560 Speaker 3: posted the cinnamon whisk on Instagram. 237 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:05,520 Speaker 1: Okay, let's get down to brass tacks now. The cinnamon whisk, 238 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:10,200 Speaker 1: I feel was like more of a recent phenomenon because 239 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:13,720 Speaker 1: from my childhood, I don't remember the whisk as much 240 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:17,120 Speaker 1: as the broom. And like I said, the broom usually 241 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,440 Speaker 1: was something that you saw at the grocery store, you 242 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:22,280 Speaker 1: saw it at cracker barrel, you know, something like that, 243 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,600 Speaker 1: like a country. You know, I grew up in fucking Georgia. Okay, 244 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,640 Speaker 1: this is the reality of this life down here. Okay. 245 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,920 Speaker 1: But the whisk. I never saw the whisk until maybe 246 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:36,000 Speaker 1: about five to ten years ago. And I'm like, okay, well, 247 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:40,080 Speaker 1: maybe they're trying some new styles. Maybe they want a whisk, 248 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,840 Speaker 1: so I don't know, maybe a mop is on the way. 249 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:44,920 Speaker 1: We don't know. 250 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:50,160 Speaker 3: If there is. I want fucking royalties. But the whisk 251 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,960 Speaker 3: is like a tiny doll sized broom that doesn't have 252 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,120 Speaker 3: the stick so you can hang it in your car 253 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:57,439 Speaker 3: or in small spaces. 254 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:01,480 Speaker 1: Small spaces. Gotta tell you, I posted on on our 255 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:06,320 Speaker 1: Instagram stories and I had to buy five of them. 256 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:07,760 Speaker 1: I think you were only allowed. 257 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:12,760 Speaker 3: To buy five of them. You had to. Yeah, they 258 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:13,480 Speaker 3: were like a dollar. 259 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,280 Speaker 1: I was like, but they were like, Adam, you can 260 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:19,880 Speaker 1: only buy five or something. I was like, God, damn why. 261 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,520 Speaker 1: I didn't realize there was a run on cinnamon whisks. 262 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:27,280 Speaker 1: But anyway, I gotta tell you, I like a whisk, 263 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,000 Speaker 1: but not as much as a broom. I feel like 264 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:32,000 Speaker 1: the whisk goes out, the flavor goes out quicker. 265 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,040 Speaker 3: You know that's wild for a small space that it 266 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,760 Speaker 3: would go out quicker. But yeah, I guess it's it 267 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,600 Speaker 3: doesn't pack as much punch because it's not a full 268 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,200 Speaker 3: sized broom exactly. 269 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:43,479 Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's simple science there. But I 270 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:46,920 Speaker 1: they are fucking strategically placed around the house. At this point, 271 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:50,000 Speaker 1: I shoved them into the top of a vase. There's 272 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,560 Speaker 1: one in the kitchen. There's two in the kitchen, actually 273 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,240 Speaker 1: one in the front of the house like hanging on 274 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:58,560 Speaker 1: a coat rack. And I'm just like putting them all. 275 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, putting them in all the It 276 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,760 Speaker 1: is like secret spots, so we'll see. 277 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,280 Speaker 2: I absolutely love this. 278 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,520 Speaker 3: I don't know if you've ever seen this episode of 279 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:09,360 Speaker 3: Friends where Monica and Ross's grandma dies and they have 280 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,360 Speaker 3: to go to her house to like clean out her stuff, 281 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,880 Speaker 3: and they had told this story about how she always 282 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,440 Speaker 3: carried Sweet and Low packets or sugar packets. 283 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:18,120 Speaker 2: Or something in her purse. 284 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,840 Speaker 3: And then when they go to her house, he tips 285 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:23,480 Speaker 3: a box over in the closet, like in the shelf 286 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:26,400 Speaker 3: upper shelf of a closet, and like all of these 287 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:30,200 Speaker 3: packets of Sweet and Low comport like raining down on him. 288 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,560 Speaker 3: That is one hundred percent what's going to happen when 289 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,000 Speaker 3: you die, Like your nephews are gonna like tip a 290 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,680 Speaker 3: box and it's just gonna be filled to the goddamn 291 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,080 Speaker 3: brim with cinnamon whisks and like one broom at the 292 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,680 Speaker 3: end will pop out and hit one of them in 293 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,920 Speaker 3: the head and they'll be like, un Mali, man, we 294 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:50,800 Speaker 3: love it. This reminds us of a box of cinnamon whists. 295 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:55,920 Speaker 1: God, that is fucking frightening. They're like, we didn't want 296 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,400 Speaker 1: to take care of her when she was alive because 297 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,240 Speaker 1: she was too weird. But I guess now they have got 298 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,160 Speaker 1: to clear out her ship, Like, what are all these 299 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,680 Speaker 1: fucking brooms we've never heard of. 300 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:08,240 Speaker 3: I would do some shit like that intentionally before I die, 301 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,200 Speaker 3: because I want people to think I'm so much weirder 302 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,640 Speaker 3: than I actually am. 303 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,200 Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna hide fucking bones in the wall. I'll 304 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,720 Speaker 2: be like, good luck, good luck. 305 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,680 Speaker 3: Figuring out what I was up to. 306 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:21,400 Speaker 1: Your Wikipedia article is gonna be lit. Let's just say that. 307 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,040 Speaker 2: Should we get into this next email? 308 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, this already the subject Lawne has 309 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:29,840 Speaker 1: given me stress. 310 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:30,960 Speaker 2: I knew it would. 311 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:42,840 Speaker 3: This subject line is little children in a classroom. Oh 312 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:46,080 Speaker 3: and also, thank you, Unica for your last email. Yes, 313 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:50,400 Speaker 3: this email says Hi, Millian, Danielle and the I saw 314 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:53,960 Speaker 3: what you did, Team Cool. Loved the episode today and 315 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,880 Speaker 3: had to write in with my own personal awkward viewing 316 00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:00,240 Speaker 3: of little children. I went to a hippie college in 317 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:03,440 Speaker 3: Santa Fe, New Mexico that is now sadly closed. It 318 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,840 Speaker 3: was a small, nonprofit liberal arts school, and it had 319 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,840 Speaker 3: a hugely popular film department. No Country for Old Men 320 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:14,240 Speaker 3: is one of the many films that used our campus's soundstage. 321 00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:17,640 Speaker 3: I was actually there at the same time as ari Astor. 322 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,040 Speaker 3: But this story is not about how I had a 323 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,760 Speaker 3: crush on him and wasn't brave enough to talk to him. 324 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:26,600 Speaker 3: What look, always talk to your crushes people. Yes, what's 325 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,480 Speaker 3: the worst gonna happen? They're gonna be like, I'm not 326 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,320 Speaker 3: into you? Great? 327 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,000 Speaker 2: Moving along? 328 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:34,240 Speaker 1: Yes, be bold carp a DM. There is no country 329 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:34,800 Speaker 1: for old men. 330 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,280 Speaker 3: No. This story is about a class I took in 331 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:41,280 Speaker 3: the spring of two thousand and eight called Forbidden Love. 332 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:46,120 Speaker 3: This was an English class that fulfilled a freshman requirement, 333 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:49,639 Speaker 3: and the syllabus was chock full of awesome books about 334 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:54,800 Speaker 3: different forbidden loves. We read Lolita the Goat, or Who 335 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:58,879 Speaker 3: Is Sylvia? An amazing memoir about incest called The Kiss 336 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:02,639 Speaker 3: by Catherine Harrison, and so much more. The class was 337 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,439 Speaker 3: supposed to be taught by an unassuming woman from the 338 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:09,280 Speaker 3: Creative Writing department, but was instead taught by one of 339 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:13,040 Speaker 3: my all time favorite professors ever, a six foot four 340 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:17,000 Speaker 3: giant with hair down to his ass, muscles for days 341 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,600 Speaker 3: because he gave up drugs for weightlifting, and a low, 342 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,920 Speaker 3: gravelly voice he utilized to tell us stories about dating 343 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,080 Speaker 3: friends of the mob in New York in the nineteen seventies. 344 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:32,960 Speaker 3: He is also a huge bigfoot truther. I mean, was 345 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,520 Speaker 3: this class stop by Tim Capello? 346 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:39,920 Speaker 1: What is I was literally just thinking that exact same thought. 347 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:43,560 Speaker 3: Six and four giant with hair down to his asso, 348 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,320 Speaker 3: also a bigfoot truther. 349 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,840 Speaker 1: I mean, it's so evocative, I can't even tell you. 350 00:18:53,119 --> 00:18:58,480 Speaker 3: We we did not read Tom Parata's Book of Little Children, 351 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,240 Speaker 3: but this professor did think it was a good idea 352 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:05,320 Speaker 3: to wash the movie. Looking back, I wonder if he 353 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:08,200 Speaker 3: had read the book and had not seen the movie, 354 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,840 Speaker 3: because he seemed as surprised as we were to see 355 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:19,040 Speaker 3: Patrick Wilson straight railing Kate Winslet on that washing machine. However, 356 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:23,600 Speaker 3: this was also after the same professor had us read 357 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,919 Speaker 3: no vella trilogy We Don't Live Here Anymore, which deals 358 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:30,440 Speaker 3: with adultery, and showed us the film adaptation where Mark 359 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:34,360 Speaker 3: Ruffalo and Naomi Watts have a very similar scene against 360 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:41,720 Speaker 3: a goddamn tree. I actually loved the movie despite the awkwardness, 361 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,560 Speaker 3: so much that I used to compare and contrast its 362 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:48,800 Speaker 3: depiction of pedophilia versus Humbert, Humbert and Lolita for my 363 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:52,159 Speaker 3: final paper. But I'll never forget watching it for the 364 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,919 Speaker 3: first time in a room full of eighteen and nineteen 365 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,920 Speaker 3: year olds in the middle of a Tuesday morning. God 366 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:02,919 Speaker 3: Bless Academia, Thanks or the absolutely incredible podcast Love Anna, 367 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:07,320 Speaker 3: and Anna uses she her pronouns, Holy shit, what a 368 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,720 Speaker 3: ride this email took us on. 369 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:12,720 Speaker 1: Oh my god. I mean, it's like a Stefan skit. 370 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:17,160 Speaker 1: As we always say, you got bigfoot truthers, muscles for days, 371 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:22,720 Speaker 1: you have railing Kate Winslet on a washing machine. You 372 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,920 Speaker 1: truly got it all. I got to tell you, if 373 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,960 Speaker 1: I would have watched this movie in a classroom, I 374 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,879 Speaker 1: don't even know. I mean, I would just be like 375 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,800 Speaker 1: sitting there going because I don't think we I mean 376 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,639 Speaker 1: I watched a lot of movies in film school, and 377 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,480 Speaker 1: I don't think I ever watched something that had like 378 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:42,240 Speaker 1: major sex scenes, like graphic sex. 379 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, I kind of feel like it's one of those 380 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,840 Speaker 3: moments where you're like, we're not children anymore. This isn't 381 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,480 Speaker 3: someone wheeling in the VCR and the TV on the 382 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,520 Speaker 3: cart and having us watch like Romeo and Juliet, like 383 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,399 Speaker 3: we are watching graphic sex. 384 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,040 Speaker 2: We are in college. We are adults now. 385 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,600 Speaker 1: Well, but okay, so this isn't a film class. So 386 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:07,520 Speaker 1: this is an English class. So you know, perhaps whoever 387 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,720 Speaker 1: the six or four giant was didn't realize that it 388 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,720 Speaker 1: was going to go in that direction in the film, 389 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,680 Speaker 1: so it might have just been an accident. 390 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:20,800 Speaker 3: But I also love that the professor was like, Eh, 391 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:21,720 Speaker 3: it'll be fine. 392 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,920 Speaker 2: I read the book. Maybe like maybe he read the book. 393 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,520 Speaker 3: It was like it'll be fine, but that he just 394 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,800 Speaker 3: didn't even think that he needed to watch the movie. 395 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:32,560 Speaker 3: Just like no preparation at all on that front. I 396 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:35,080 Speaker 3: love it. And look, never let it be said that 397 00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:38,200 Speaker 3: New Mexico is not on one. Yes, that whole state 398 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,280 Speaker 3: is perpetually on one. 399 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:41,640 Speaker 2: And I fucking love it. 400 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,920 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Anna, that's the best email ever. Thank 401 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:50,600 Speaker 1: you so much for writing. Ope, here's here's another one 402 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:55,399 Speaker 1: that I don't even know what to say. My mind 403 00:21:55,480 --> 00:22:01,639 Speaker 1: is fucking broken now. The name of the uh email 404 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:09,800 Speaker 1: is called Calamine Lotion Bombshell. Why am I reading the 405 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:15,080 Speaker 1: fucking crazy I'm reading Cinnamon Broom National Emergency Calamine Lotion 406 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,800 Speaker 1: Bombshell because. 407 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,560 Speaker 3: You brought the flavor. That's what you brought to the 408 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:23,120 Speaker 3: cast that week. Everyone's like, Millie, we need to tell 409 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:31,760 Speaker 3: you about it. Hoies very alarmist email titles. Okay, hi ladies, 410 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,400 Speaker 3: I'm about your age. 411 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,359 Speaker 1: So my mom slathered me in calamine when I had 412 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,919 Speaker 1: chicken pox too. Then I went to pharmacy school and 413 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:44,159 Speaker 1: learned it's all bullshit. So yes, if you have a 414 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:48,800 Speaker 1: weeping rash like poison oak Calumi lotion does help dry 415 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:53,520 Speaker 1: that up, but Klimi lotion does jack shit for itching. 416 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,680 Speaker 1: It's all mental because you can see that pink shit 417 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:02,160 Speaker 1: on you don't scratch. Is that actually help itching at all? 418 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,160 Speaker 1: My eighties kids self was so pissed to learn that. 419 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,320 Speaker 1: Now you can be too. 420 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,040 Speaker 3: Love the show, d. 421 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:10,959 Speaker 2: Listen. 422 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,280 Speaker 3: This is not surprising to me at all because in 423 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:19,200 Speaker 3: the eighties, ninety nine percent of any attention paid to 424 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,920 Speaker 3: children who were ill was some bullshit remedy. 425 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:29,920 Speaker 2: Yes, this is shocking, but not surprising. 426 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:34,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta tell you, I wondered whether or not 427 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,840 Speaker 1: it was working several times as I was going through 428 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:38,080 Speaker 1: all that. 429 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,320 Speaker 2: And by the way, yeah, give us an update. 430 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:46,080 Speaker 1: The update is there are still the spots on my body, 431 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,680 Speaker 1: Like that's that's the thing that is actually maybe possibly 432 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,560 Speaker 1: concerning where I was like, oh shit, are these going away? 433 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:57,359 Speaker 1: Like they're not like they've stopped itching considerably. They still 434 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:01,239 Speaker 1: itch a tiny bit, but not as much as it 435 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,040 Speaker 1: was back like the week or two after I got 436 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:07,000 Speaker 1: them right. But now they're like these bumps and I'm like, 437 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,880 Speaker 1: are they going away? Do I need to get plastic 438 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,520 Speaker 1: surgery on my fucking legs? 439 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:12,639 Speaker 2: Like? 440 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,760 Speaker 1: What the fuck is going on? No? 441 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:19,000 Speaker 3: Remember Alexis, our producer, had them for three months. 442 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:24,840 Speaker 1: Three months. Yes, I am still rocked by that fucking 443 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:29,679 Speaker 1: information because I started looking it up. Okay, so we 444 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,679 Speaker 1: got a lot of emails about this, a lot of 445 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:36,680 Speaker 1: people making suggestions. I really appreciate it, Thank you so much. 446 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,320 Speaker 3: Did you read the suggestion where somebody told you to 447 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,640 Speaker 3: put a hot spoon on your skin? 448 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:45,280 Speaker 1: Yes? I was like, okay, do I want that? Do 449 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:49,800 Speaker 1: I want to burn welts into my body to combat 450 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,199 Speaker 1: the fucking welts that are already on my body? Like, 451 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:58,760 Speaker 1: I'm like, whoa fighting fire with fire? I suppose. But 452 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,159 Speaker 1: you know, a lot of people were like, here's what helps. 453 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:04,720 Speaker 1: A lot of people were like, you might have gotten chiggers, which, 454 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:08,920 Speaker 1: again a problematic term that we hate to say. So 455 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,800 Speaker 1: there's somebody saying that it might have been siggers, it 456 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,320 Speaker 1: might have been something so I was actually like, well, 457 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,040 Speaker 1: let me go on the internet and see, like, actually, 458 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:19,480 Speaker 1: what happens. I read this horrific blog post, which I 459 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,400 Speaker 1: don't under I don't know if it's actual science. I'll 460 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,520 Speaker 1: just put that out there, but that somebody wrote that 461 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,680 Speaker 1: the reason why the bump lasts so long is because 462 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:35,240 Speaker 1: there are fucking eggs in there. Oh hell no, I 463 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,120 Speaker 1: don't know if that's true. Is that just for chiggers 464 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:41,840 Speaker 1: or is that sand fleas? I actually don't know. I 465 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,240 Speaker 1: think it was no sands. I'm not gonna lie. Maybe 466 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:48,879 Speaker 1: we can get some Maybe we get D from the 467 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,840 Speaker 1: pharmacy school to let us know. But D, I was 468 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:56,360 Speaker 1: like screaming, and then I shut my laptop and went 469 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:57,960 Speaker 1: and did something else because I was like, I don't 470 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,679 Speaker 1: want there to be eggs, bug eggs in my body. 471 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:06,000 Speaker 2: That is a deeply horror filled read. 472 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,200 Speaker 3: And I would have thrown my computer out the window 473 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:12,800 Speaker 3: and then dipped my body in boric acid. 474 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,080 Speaker 2: Like what the fuck? 475 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,040 Speaker 1: I know? And I was like, surely this has to 476 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:20,560 Speaker 1: be unfounded information, And so I'm just gonna walk away 477 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,760 Speaker 1: from it because I don't want to believe that that's true. 478 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:26,400 Speaker 1: But yes, I still have the marks and so yeah, 479 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,679 Speaker 1: if Alexus is telling us it was three full months 480 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:34,280 Speaker 1: until they actually went away, I'm a probably I got 481 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:35,520 Speaker 1: about two more months left. 482 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:41,359 Speaker 3: Oh I got a waste to go. Oh damn, I 483 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,720 Speaker 3: don't Is there a doctor's appointment in the future, in 484 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,600 Speaker 3: the future for you, Like I don't want you to 485 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:46,639 Speaker 3: go through two months of this? 486 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like I said, the itching has pretty 487 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:54,000 Speaker 1: much like subsided like once in a while, you know, 488 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,040 Speaker 1: And there's a lot of it is probably mental, like 489 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,720 Speaker 1: I'm scratching my leg and then I'm like, oh my god, 490 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,760 Speaker 1: I'm scratching my bumps or whatever. But yeah, it just 491 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,919 Speaker 1: looks still looks kind of bad, like not gonna lie. 492 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,480 Speaker 1: In fact, I went to a function like last weekend, 493 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,280 Speaker 1: and I was like, I have to wear tights. I 494 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,400 Speaker 1: can't show bare legs here, Like it's just we're gonna 495 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:14,159 Speaker 1: put some tights on. 496 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:15,439 Speaker 3: So damn. 497 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,680 Speaker 2: These not sums are fucking life ruining. 498 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:24,040 Speaker 1: I know. But now we know that Calimin lotion is bullshit. Truly. 499 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,040 Speaker 3: I want to print this email out and tape it 500 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,760 Speaker 3: to the door of every parent I'm met in the eighties. 501 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,639 Speaker 3: Just print it out and put it, just mail it 502 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:38,000 Speaker 3: to every nurse's office in every elementary school across the nation. 503 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:42,320 Speaker 1: Yes, I'm ready to start a political party based on 504 00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:46,399 Speaker 1: the bullshit of calibine motion. Ah, who's with me? 505 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,120 Speaker 2: You got my vote? 506 00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,280 Speaker 1: Thank you for this barn burner of an email, D 507 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:52,560 Speaker 1: I appreciate it. 508 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,280 Speaker 2: Truly was a bombshell. Truly. 509 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,280 Speaker 3: Also, if you hear any kind of tapping in the 510 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,960 Speaker 3: background for me, is because there's a coon in my attic. 511 00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:07,240 Speaker 3: Oh shit, And this motherfucker is like grabbing crab apples 512 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,440 Speaker 3: and rolling him around the ceiling and he's like he 513 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,320 Speaker 3: does a very rhythmic tapping that kind of freaks me out. 514 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:13,879 Speaker 2: Like he's knocking on a door. 515 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,840 Speaker 1: He's woodworking up there. 516 00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:18,199 Speaker 2: Yeah, like he's whittling some shit. I don't know what 517 00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:18,639 Speaker 2: he's like. 518 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,680 Speaker 3: We're in a sewing machine with an old school pedal 519 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,760 Speaker 3: that he has to keep pumping or something. But he's 520 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,480 Speaker 3: he's he's gonna be gone in the next couple of days. 521 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,720 Speaker 3: But he's been in my house up in that attic 522 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,359 Speaker 3: for about a week. Just like I don't know. If 523 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,919 Speaker 3: I go up in the attic and look, he's probably 524 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,560 Speaker 3: got like a whole Christmas workshop up there. I have 525 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:37,159 Speaker 3: no idea. 526 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,280 Speaker 1: You're gonna have to send him to Mortville, where you 527 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,400 Speaker 1: said Chauncey and his family. 528 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:48,760 Speaker 3: So they gots to go see a sucking out. Any 529 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,960 Speaker 3: animal that tries to move into this house with me 530 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,160 Speaker 3: is just gonna get a rude awakening. Like you can 531 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,000 Speaker 3: hang out and there's so much room in the yard. 532 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,120 Speaker 3: You can hang out in the yard all you want. 533 00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,720 Speaker 3: Don't try to move in with me. Man. I like 534 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:04,680 Speaker 3: him alone, yea. And that includes raccoons, damn dude. Also, 535 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,280 Speaker 3: raccoons make a terrifying screeching noise. 536 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:09,520 Speaker 2: But it's the knocking. 537 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,720 Speaker 3: It's the knocking against the walls that really has me 538 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,080 Speaker 3: feeling like I live with a ghost and I hate 539 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,440 Speaker 3: this fucking little shit. 540 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:16,760 Speaker 2: And he's got to go. 541 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,680 Speaker 1: Try to do a podcast down here, motherfucker. 542 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,160 Speaker 2: Come on, dude, we're trying to pot up here. 543 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:30,720 Speaker 3: Well, the next email I love and I'm gonna read 544 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,280 Speaker 3: it to you right now. 545 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:31,920 Speaker 2: How about that? 546 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:37,880 Speaker 3: The subject is tattoo that movie onto my body? Hey all, 547 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:42,080 Speaker 3: Hearing you both talk about random tattoos had me laughing 548 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:46,120 Speaker 3: so hard I couldn't breathe. My random tattoo collection includes 549 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,520 Speaker 3: a walrus on my ankle, A skull with a bow 550 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,800 Speaker 3: on its head, on my foot and the word strength 551 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:57,120 Speaker 3: tattooed across my waistline long story, but no, it doesn't 552 00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,960 Speaker 3: mean strong vagina. I get asked that a lot. Oh shit. 553 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,480 Speaker 3: One of my tattoos I think you would enjoy is 554 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:08,320 Speaker 3: a portrait of Jarreth and Sarah from the ballroom scene 555 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:12,560 Speaker 3: in the Labyrinth. So my question is, if you were 556 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:16,040 Speaker 3: to get a movie scene or quote tattooed on your 557 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:20,160 Speaker 3: body or another one, Danielle, what would it be? I 558 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,160 Speaker 3: love your podcast. Your banter gets me through the insanely 559 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,360 Speaker 3: long work days taking care of patients during this wild pandemic. 560 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,360 Speaker 3: It makes me feel like I'm just chatting with old friends, 561 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:33,240 Speaker 3: sending you all the good vibes, Kaylee, and Kaylee uses 562 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,320 Speaker 3: she her pronouns. 563 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:39,520 Speaker 1: Oh boy, well god, So what about you? 564 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,080 Speaker 2: What would you? 565 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,160 Speaker 1: I mean, you already have the Rocky tattoo. 566 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:43,920 Speaker 2: I've already got a Rocky tattoo. 567 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,640 Speaker 1: What else would you fancy? If you were to get 568 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,000 Speaker 1: another tattoo of a movie? 569 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:51,200 Speaker 2: I mean, don't roll it out. 570 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:55,320 Speaker 3: I still got a lot of skin space, but I 571 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:59,200 Speaker 3: feel like I feel like I would get something. Did 572 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,640 Speaker 3: you ever see that movie Little Monsters with Fred Savage 573 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:05,560 Speaker 3: and Howie Mandel. Yeah. Yeah, it's not a great movie, 574 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,880 Speaker 3: but he's like, he looks so the monster, Howie Mandel 575 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,600 Speaker 3: monster looks so weird that I would totally get that, 576 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,680 Speaker 3: like on my inner thigh. And then the next time 577 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:17,280 Speaker 3: I have sex, somebody would be like freaked out because 578 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,360 Speaker 3: like the ears are floppy, and he had like weird 579 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,280 Speaker 3: piercings and warts and shit, and I'd just be like, 580 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:25,360 Speaker 3: what's up. That's where my sense of humor is right now, 581 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:31,840 Speaker 3: Like you get the warthog monster tattooed, or I'd get 582 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:36,160 Speaker 3: like I kept like Paul Giammai from American Splendor, just 583 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:41,040 Speaker 3: hunched over a drafting table on my back. Oh my god, 584 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:43,280 Speaker 3: here is right here. 585 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,320 Speaker 1: I will say to that end, just as a casual 586 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:51,480 Speaker 1: observer of people's tattoos, the more random a scene from 587 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,840 Speaker 1: a movie on your body, the funnier it is to 588 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,040 Speaker 1: someone like me. Yeah, like to me, to somebody like 589 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,000 Speaker 1: me that I'm like, looking at your tattoos, I'm like, Oh, 590 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:02,720 Speaker 1: that's Paul Giamati on a rafting table, Like you have 591 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,320 Speaker 1: this memorialized on your body. That's fucking amazing. 592 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,680 Speaker 3: I would get so dumb with it, or it would 593 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:20,120 Speaker 3: be or it would be like that scene in Inside 594 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:24,640 Speaker 3: Man with Clive Owen and Denzel Washington, and it was 595 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:29,760 Speaker 3: just like there's like this one scene. There's a scene 596 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,160 Speaker 3: of Clive Owen just like living behind a wall for 597 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:36,160 Speaker 3: a week, and I would get that tattooed. Or I 598 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,200 Speaker 3: get the scene where Denzel is like walking through the 599 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,880 Speaker 3: streets and that he does that it's like that Spike 600 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,120 Speaker 3: Lee shot where he's moving forward but everything else is 601 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:44,960 Speaker 3: moving backwards. 602 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, I just get something real dumb, dumb and funny. 603 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,480 Speaker 1: Good lord, what. 604 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:52,160 Speaker 3: Would you get? 605 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, now that I'm thinking about it, I mean there's 606 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,360 Speaker 1: a couple of things, right, I mean, God, this is 607 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,800 Speaker 1: like such a hard question to answer for me because 608 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,960 Speaker 1: there's so many movies that I like. It would be 609 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,080 Speaker 1: really hard to like whittle it down. 610 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,600 Speaker 2: It could be a quote. It could be a quote. 611 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:13,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, see, I'm not really into quote. So like I 612 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,400 Speaker 1: would rather do a scene. I think I'd rather do 613 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:15,840 Speaker 1: a scene. 614 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:16,600 Speaker 2: Cool. 615 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:21,800 Speaker 1: I was thinking when I was reading this, there's a 616 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:26,080 Speaker 1: scene from this movie Johnny Guitar, which is a great film, 617 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,320 Speaker 1: one of my faves. Even though Danielle says, I actually 618 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,440 Speaker 1: don't like it in My favorite movie is Memphis Bell, 619 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:35,560 Speaker 1: but I still really love Johnny Guitar. I have a 620 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,719 Speaker 1: poster of it in my living room. Sterling Hayden in 621 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,840 Speaker 1: that movie, there's a scene. It's kind of hard to explain, 622 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,880 Speaker 1: but there's a scene of him in the bar, and 623 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,520 Speaker 1: you know, in the movie it's a western, so he's 624 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,080 Speaker 1: dressed up like a cowboy. He's basically like a guitar 625 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:56,800 Speaker 1: playing singing cowboy that comes back to this saloon that's 626 00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,680 Speaker 1: owned by Joan Crawford. And if you haven't seen the movie, 627 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,080 Speaker 1: you have to see it because it's fucking amazing. But yeah, 628 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:06,959 Speaker 1: he's there's a moment where he's holding a teacup and 629 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,720 Speaker 1: it's like the funniest scene because he's this like rugged. 630 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:13,080 Speaker 1: I mean, if you've ever seen Sterling Hayden in the 631 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:17,160 Speaker 1: fifties and sixties, you know, I mean, he was another person. 632 00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,400 Speaker 1: In the eighties, like in nine to five he looked 633 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,840 Speaker 1: fucking insane, but like in the fifties, he was like 634 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:26,840 Speaker 1: a kind of huge blonde, like you know, obviously very tall, 635 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:30,160 Speaker 1: but kind of kind of substantial, and he's wearing, you know, 636 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:33,000 Speaker 1: like a western outfit and he's just holding this like tiny, 637 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:38,040 Speaker 1: little dainty teacup, and I was like, that's would be 638 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,120 Speaker 1: that would be a fucking great tattoo, just like the 639 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,800 Speaker 1: picture of him holding that teacup. 640 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,040 Speaker 3: I love this. 641 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, And then there's just you know, there's other stuff too, 642 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:51,719 Speaker 1: like ah god, I'm just thinking of movies that I 643 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:57,120 Speaker 1: really like, Like I love a lot of Powell Presburger movies, 644 00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,600 Speaker 1: and I think those would make good tattoos because they're 645 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:05,440 Speaker 1: so like beautiful and evocative. Probably a scene from like 646 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:09,200 Speaker 1: something like that, or I mean, I don't know, Like 647 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,440 Speaker 1: I there's just so much to choose from, and I'm 648 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,440 Speaker 1: and I'm also like plagued by the notion of I'm 649 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,399 Speaker 1: like what if I just get one and then it's 650 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,120 Speaker 1: got to be everything, right, which is not true. You 651 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,040 Speaker 1: could get like full sleeves, right, just go down that road. 652 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:24,839 Speaker 2: Full sleeves, full back piece. 653 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,279 Speaker 3: You can get one of those like tattooed oh god, 654 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,960 Speaker 3: I forget what they call them, but it's like where 655 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,799 Speaker 3: it starts at your neck, but it's like you've got 656 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,480 Speaker 3: a little collar, so it's kind of a neck tattoo, 657 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,279 Speaker 3: and then like a short sleeves and then it just 658 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,440 Speaker 3: kind of goes down to your top thigh. So it's 659 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:43,880 Speaker 3: basically like you tattoo an old timey swimsuit on your body. 660 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,440 Speaker 2: You gonna do that? 661 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,000 Speaker 1: I could. 662 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,799 Speaker 2: I just couldnt neck to thigh. 663 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,399 Speaker 3: It's just like all whatever you want. 664 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:54,560 Speaker 1: I mean, I could definitely get of vagina tattoo like 665 00:35:54,680 --> 00:36:01,440 Speaker 1: our listener and maybe put like Freaks just. 666 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,360 Speaker 2: The title I think. 667 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:06,800 Speaker 3: I think Kaylee expressly said it was not a vagina tattoo, 668 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,720 Speaker 3: but I would love if you got a freak tattoo 669 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:16,120 Speaker 3: on your fucking waist line. I would goddamn love it 670 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:16,840 Speaker 3: so much. 671 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,719 Speaker 1: I'm like, what other movies can I put down there? 672 00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,400 Speaker 2: Just freaks with an arrow pointing directly. 673 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,160 Speaker 3: Oh god, I love it. 674 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:34,120 Speaker 1: It would be so funny. But yeah, that's a good 675 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,000 Speaker 1: thought experiment. Thank you so much for riting. 676 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got one more that I would get, and 677 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,600 Speaker 3: I think I would get that scene from Moonstruck where 678 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,359 Speaker 3: Nicholas Cage is screaming. 679 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,240 Speaker 2: He stole my hand, he stole my bride. 680 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:50,520 Speaker 3: Johnny's got his hand, Johnny's got his bride. 681 00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,800 Speaker 1: I would love a Moonstruck tattoo. That's so awesome. 682 00:36:54,080 --> 00:37:00,680 Speaker 3: Full swimsuit, excellent email. Thank you Kaylee for writing in. 683 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let me read this one. This is 684 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:08,120 Speaker 1: a quick one. Title of it is a never meet 685 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:12,399 Speaker 1: your Hero's moment. Hi, Milly and Danielle. First off, thank 686 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,239 Speaker 1: you so much for the podcast and the joy that 687 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,120 Speaker 1: you bring during these dark times. I love hearing about 688 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,880 Speaker 1: the movies, and I love the fun bonus episodes. I 689 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,080 Speaker 1: was just wondering if either of you had an interesting 690 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,320 Speaker 1: story about any run ins with someone famous or someone 691 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,640 Speaker 1: you were a fan of. Thank you so much for 692 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:31,399 Speaker 1: all that you do, Diane, and she goes by she. 693 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:34,920 Speaker 2: Her pronouns, Ooh, I do have several. 694 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,920 Speaker 3: Most of them are bait because of what I do 695 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:42,520 Speaker 3: for a living, and I don't know how many I 696 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:50,920 Speaker 3: can legally discuss, God, but I've definitely had some of 697 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,520 Speaker 3: these moments. Diane went on in this email to tell 698 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,919 Speaker 3: us a story about a run in that she had 699 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,480 Speaker 3: with one of her heroes. And yeah, I mean I've 700 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:03,719 Speaker 3: boned some of my heroes. Jesus, I've gotten drunk with 701 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:10,280 Speaker 3: some of my heroes. Yeah, my life's been a little wild, 702 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:13,520 Speaker 3: but uh, yeah, I've definitely had some never meet your 703 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,200 Speaker 3: hero's moments. I'm trying to think of something that's like 704 00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:19,520 Speaker 3: very innocent that I could say about it. 705 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:20,800 Speaker 2: Never meet your hero's moment? 706 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,439 Speaker 1: Are they dead or any of them dead? That would 707 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:23,759 Speaker 1: be cool. 708 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:28,400 Speaker 3: No, it mean a lot cooler if you were dead. 709 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:30,160 Speaker 3: Mine's dead. 710 00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,160 Speaker 1: So I feel like I can say it, but you know, 711 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,040 Speaker 1: one say yours. 712 00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:37,040 Speaker 3: I don't want you to incriminate yourself. 713 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,239 Speaker 1: But you know, if there is a story, I'd love 714 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:40,840 Speaker 1: to hear it that you can talk about. 715 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:41,240 Speaker 2: I'll keep thinking. 716 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,759 Speaker 3: I'll keep thinking, but you you tell yours, because I 717 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,239 Speaker 3: know for a fact that you have and never meet 718 00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:50,160 Speaker 3: your hero's moment. That is so godsy, I'm hilarious. And 719 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,480 Speaker 3: I know you cannot say it because this person is 720 00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:55,759 Speaker 3: not dead yet, but once you can, I want you 721 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,680 Speaker 3: to build a whole memoir around it. But go ahead. 722 00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,239 Speaker 1: Well, okay, I want to preface what I'm about to 723 00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:05,680 Speaker 1: say with this the fact that I actually hate meeting 724 00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:08,320 Speaker 1: famous people, Like I do not want to know famous people. 725 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:13,239 Speaker 1: I spent a lot of time in college interviewing musicians 726 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,240 Speaker 1: as part of like what I worked in college radio, 727 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,600 Speaker 1: and so I had to interview people all the time, 728 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,720 Speaker 1: and so I just sort of like got this weird 729 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,839 Speaker 1: feeling of like, oh, I just want to be able 730 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,719 Speaker 1: to enjoy people because if I have a bad interaction 731 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,759 Speaker 1: with them, then I will never be able to like 732 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,680 Speaker 1: them again. And that happened several times to me in college, 733 00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:34,480 Speaker 1: where I would be like, I love this band and 734 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,520 Speaker 1: then they'd come in and they were fucking assholes, and 735 00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:40,120 Speaker 1: then I'd be like, I have to steamroll their fucking 736 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,560 Speaker 1: CDs now because they remain to me. 737 00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:44,759 Speaker 3: Okay, like now I have to call Tipper Gore and 738 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:48,399 Speaker 3: get on the fucking phone with the MRC and rent 739 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:51,720 Speaker 3: a steamroller from them. Yes, and now I've got the time. 740 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:56,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, exactly. And so basically, like coupled with the 741 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,799 Speaker 1: fact that I've worked at TCM for eighteen years and 742 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,680 Speaker 1: you know, work film and have to like interact with 743 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,520 Speaker 1: you know, old movie stars all the time, Like you know, 744 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:08,520 Speaker 1: I just have it's just me, like, you know, sometimes 745 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,359 Speaker 1: people meet their heroes and it's this incredible interaction and 746 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:14,680 Speaker 1: it's I'm happy when that happens to people. But for me, 747 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,839 Speaker 1: I never want to be around famous people ever. Say Okay, 748 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:24,160 Speaker 1: So when I was working at a film festival, I 749 00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:32,560 Speaker 1: ran into a movie producer named Robert Evans, who there's 750 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:36,120 Speaker 1: a big pat Olswalt joke about him on like one 751 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,839 Speaker 1: of his comedy albums. So if you don't know who 752 00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:42,160 Speaker 1: he is, Robert Evans used to work at Paramount and 753 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:47,040 Speaker 1: he was the guy that produced like the Godfather movies 754 00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:50,799 Speaker 1: and Chinatown and Rosemary's Baby. I think he dated Ali 755 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:54,480 Speaker 1: McGraw or something at one point. But there was a 756 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,840 Speaker 1: documentary that was made about him called The Kids Stays 757 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,880 Speaker 1: in the Picture, and I think that's, like, you know, 758 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:03,440 Speaker 1: it's like one of these legendary Hollywood documentaries about a 759 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:04,839 Speaker 1: Hollywood wild man. 760 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:05,480 Speaker 3: Right. 761 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,719 Speaker 1: So I I was not seeking out to meet him, 762 00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,000 Speaker 1: by the way. I was literally going to do my 763 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:17,640 Speaker 1: job and he ran in the me while I was working. 764 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:23,279 Speaker 1: And what I tell you, he was pissed off in 765 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,279 Speaker 1: a way that I've never seen anybody like. Imagine, like 766 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:31,680 Speaker 1: an old, old person who has been through a lot, 767 00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,160 Speaker 1: probably did a lot of drugs, probably smoked a lot 768 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:37,759 Speaker 1: of cigarettes, probably had ten thousand whiskeys in his life, 769 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,600 Speaker 1: who was now in like his twilight years in a 770 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:47,480 Speaker 1: velor jumpsuit, having to give a speech about one of 771 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,000 Speaker 1: his films at a film festival in Hollywood and not 772 00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:54,920 Speaker 1: knowing where his assistant went, and being stuck sort of 773 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:58,480 Speaker 1: in this green room alone. He was pissed in a 774 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,239 Speaker 1: way that I've never seen anyone pissed off before, and 775 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:06,640 Speaker 1: I just happened to be the person that was there, damn. 776 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:12,760 Speaker 1: And I swear to god, it was like the Devil himself. 777 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,440 Speaker 3: Screaming at me. 778 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:22,000 Speaker 4: And You're like, sir, I truly know that you are 779 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,480 Speaker 4: over it and you're no longer interested in making a 780 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,320 Speaker 4: good impression on anyone for the rest of your fucking life. 781 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:28,960 Speaker 2: But please calm down. 782 00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:34,200 Speaker 1: Listen. This is a guy who was a Hollywood executive 783 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:39,400 Speaker 1: for basically his entire adult life, so he has definitely 784 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:43,320 Speaker 1: fucking professionally yelled at people before, and he is amazing 785 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:49,000 Speaker 1: at it, necessary like a legend. And I just sat 786 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,520 Speaker 1: there and was like I couldn't do anything because I 787 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,920 Speaker 1: was just like, uh, he's our talent. I want to 788 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,840 Speaker 1: make sure that he's comfortable. And this guy was not 789 00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:01,879 Speaker 1: comfortable or happy whatsoever. And I was fucking flipping out. 790 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,080 Speaker 1: I mean, I was like, uh uh, let me get 791 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,160 Speaker 1: my boss, let me get in. 792 00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:10,000 Speaker 3: He was like, I'm fucking starving, I'm thirsty. 793 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,239 Speaker 1: You've left me back here with nothing, and I'm like, 794 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:20,040 Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm gonna kill this man. He wants 795 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:23,040 Speaker 1: sustenance and I don't even know what to do. 796 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,239 Speaker 3: Oh, we're good. I love it. 797 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:26,879 Speaker 2: Also, it's like you're an adult man. 798 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,560 Speaker 3: You're an adult man, Like, go figure the fuck out. 799 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,040 Speaker 3: You want fucking water, Go walk out there and find 800 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,880 Speaker 3: some goddamn water. Yeah. 801 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:38,000 Speaker 1: I was when I say shook, we need a new 802 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:42,399 Speaker 1: definition of shook. I was so terrified. But he died. 803 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,759 Speaker 1: He's passed, he says, past. So I feel like I 804 00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:48,080 Speaker 1: can tell that story. But yeah, that was my one 805 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,560 Speaker 1: of my big celebrity run ins, and I was like 806 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,120 Speaker 1: scarred for life even to this day. 807 00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,680 Speaker 3: Damn. No wonder why, you know, like meeting celebrities, He's like, 808 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,720 Speaker 3: fuck this shit. 809 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,240 Speaker 1: It's not that I don't appreciate what he's done for us, 810 00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:06,400 Speaker 1: for the film People of the World, But I'm just 811 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,960 Speaker 1: saying that, like, do I want to hang out with him? No? 812 00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:12,960 Speaker 2: Absolutely not, absolutely not. I I could not agree more. 813 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:13,440 Speaker 2: I cannot. 814 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,759 Speaker 3: I don't. It's not that I don't even like hate 815 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,640 Speaker 3: meeting famous people. I just don't care, Like I don't 816 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,759 Speaker 3: like your job is not impressive enough to me to 817 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,160 Speaker 3: give you like the kind of deference that you want. 818 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,800 Speaker 3: I just if you're a good person, and you're funny 819 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,759 Speaker 3: and you're like normal, then we can talk and we 820 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:29,399 Speaker 3: can get down. 821 00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:31,520 Speaker 2: But I don't care about. 822 00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,920 Speaker 3: Your job basically, yeah, like or like you know, like 823 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,040 Speaker 3: I'm not going to just kind of bow down because 824 00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,320 Speaker 3: of you know, what you do for a living. 825 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:43,040 Speaker 1: Yeah. To me, it's it's just the interaction I feel 826 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:47,520 Speaker 1: is so it's so loaded, you know, because it's this 827 00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,120 Speaker 1: weird like, oh, well, you're a famous person and I'm not. 828 00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:53,680 Speaker 1: And then is it like you think that I need 829 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,560 Speaker 1: something from you or you know, and then that I'm 830 00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,919 Speaker 1: like pretending to get off on knowing you or something 831 00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,080 Speaker 1: I don't know. It just feels loaded. And also when 832 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,880 Speaker 1: I really like something, you know, I don't want to 833 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,279 Speaker 1: know how the sausage is made. I don't want to 834 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,239 Speaker 1: keep behind the curtain, So I leave me to my 835 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,879 Speaker 1: fantasy of what this is. And I don't I don't 836 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,040 Speaker 1: need to know you right exactly. 837 00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,359 Speaker 2: Ugh, I've thought of one. But your story is so good, 838 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:20,319 Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to tell it. 839 00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,840 Speaker 1: Well, listen, you are going to write an next pos a? 840 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,360 Speaker 1: What all these people you know have died? I want 841 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,680 Speaker 1: a fucking We're gonna have a kid stays in the 842 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:30,759 Speaker 1: picture for your life. 843 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,760 Speaker 2: I want the year twenty fifty. 844 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:37,760 Speaker 3: Everything comes out, get fucking ready. 845 00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,480 Speaker 1: I mean, I've had so many different types of interactions 846 00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:44,080 Speaker 1: with like celebrity types that and some of them are 847 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:48,279 Speaker 1: annoying as shit. Before you're like, oh, this person is 848 00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:52,120 Speaker 1: annoying as fuck, and the other is, you know, sort 849 00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,880 Speaker 1: of like the nice one. I don't even care if 850 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,439 Speaker 1: they're nice. I just don't want it at all. 851 00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:57,759 Speaker 2: So I don't want it at all. 852 00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,360 Speaker 3: I don't want it at all. That is truly the 853 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,680 Speaker 3: point where I'm at right now. When I'm on set, 854 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:04,120 Speaker 3: I'm just like, I'm the writer. I'm not like I 855 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:07,560 Speaker 3: will say hello to the to the actors, but otherwise 856 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:11,200 Speaker 3: I will be in video village doing my job. For 857 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,120 Speaker 3: I chose this job for a reason. I like being 858 00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,879 Speaker 3: behind the scenes, and I don't enjoy meeting people who 859 00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:20,640 Speaker 3: are in a very I don't want to say volatile, 860 00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,320 Speaker 3: but like they're kind of in a very they're in 861 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:26,839 Speaker 3: shaky ground already, like they're doing their job and maybe 862 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:28,640 Speaker 3: you don't want to deal. But also if you meet 863 00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:30,839 Speaker 3: them in the wild, it's like, well, they're not doing 864 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,319 Speaker 3: their job, so I shouldn't bother them. 865 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,399 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, exactly. 866 00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,960 Speaker 3: Kind of you know, I feel like never meet your 867 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:39,360 Speaker 3: Heroes should just apply across the board and trust me 868 00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,839 Speaker 3: for another podcast. I'll save it for twenty When we 869 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:46,319 Speaker 3: podcast in twenty fifty, I will tell the stories of 870 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:47,880 Speaker 3: never Bone your Heroes. 871 00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:49,560 Speaker 2: I'll save that for twenty fifty. 872 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,719 Speaker 1: I am looking forward to it. I will go one 873 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:59,000 Speaker 1: further to end this and say, never have heroes, Oh beautiful, 874 00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,280 Speaker 1: just don't have them done. 875 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,840 Speaker 3: End of episode. End of podcast. You just said the 876 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:11,200 Speaker 3: most prolific thing of all time. We're done here. Never 877 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:17,760 Speaker 3: like anything, don't like anything or anyone. Good Bye. 878 00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,000 Speaker 1: Well okay, I mean I guess we're out of time. 879 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,440 Speaker 1: I swear we're gonna read more for the next bonus. 880 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,720 Speaker 1: We're gonna save this last one for the next week's 881 00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:31,160 Speaker 1: or I'm sorry for next time's episode. But thank you 882 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,520 Speaker 1: so much for writing in. 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