Speaker 1: It's the best bit of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 2: Part two, she's breaking down the top seven segments from
Speaker 2: the Bobby Bone Show this week.
Speaker 3: What's up, everybody.
Speaker 4: I'm excited you're here to catch up on the Bobby
Speaker 4: Bone Show. We got lots of segments for you guys
Speaker 4: this week. Before we get into that, check out Part
Speaker 4: one and part three this weekend, Eddie joins me.
Speaker 3: Part one we talk all about life.
Speaker 4: It's always just a natural flow of conversation with Eddie
Speaker 4: and you never know what we're going to talk about.
Speaker 4: And then part three we answer listener questions and if
Speaker 4: you ever want to submit a question, I always post
Speaker 4: it on my Instagram story at web Girl Morgan and
Speaker 4: share it on at Bobby Bone Show, both on Instagram,
Speaker 4: and you can submit a.
Speaker 3: Question on there.
Speaker 4: But if you're just here to catch up and you're
Speaker 4: like Morgan, stop talking, let's get into this, let's do that.
Speaker 4: Bobby got absolutely roasted by the show for buying this collectible.
Speaker 3: Because well, it's not exactly.
Speaker 5: Four grown Men number seven.
Speaker 1: I ordered my first let boo for me.
Speaker 3: Oh my, what you're not going to put that on? No?
Speaker 6: No, oh, you tat that on something?
Speaker 3: Yeah, your purse, you hang it on your person. You
Speaker 3: have a man lately.
Speaker 1: I haven't been, but I'm gonna this is my Arkansas
Speaker 1: la booboo?
Speaker 6: Was that red?
Speaker 1: It's just red?
Speaker 6: One cute?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 3: Are you going to take it to games?
Speaker 1: If I go to ole Miss, I'll take it. May
Speaker 1: take it where it's iHeart, But this is my new
Speaker 1: La boo boo?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, what are you? I think the teenager?
Speaker 3: I cannot stand those things?
Speaker 6: What does your wife think about that?
Speaker 1: She doesn't know, she doesn't know.
Speaker 3: Cute, but not for.
Speaker 6: You, No way, she's gonna think that.
Speaker 1: She'd think I was the lamest ever. She doesn't care.
Speaker 1: She knows that. Just buy stupid stuff sometimes. H I
Speaker 1: wake up really early in the morning sometimes and I
Speaker 1: just am like, I wonder what interests me today? And
Speaker 1: what happened was I came across this article about the
Speaker 1: most expensive laboo bo's ever sold, and I thought maybe
Speaker 1: I should get into the la boobo game.
Speaker 3: Well, I am curious how much you latle boobo was?
Speaker 1: It wasn't that much. I was like forty seven dollars?
Speaker 3: Oh okay?
Speaker 6: And how big is it? Like the size of your hand?
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, I have no idea it is about.
Speaker 3: It's a little bit bigger than the size of your hand.
Speaker 3: That's a good yeah way to look at it.
Speaker 7: You're gonna carrying that around.
Speaker 1: I'll clip clip clip into my belt buckle. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: this could be my good luck Arkansas La Booboo beat
Speaker 1: all miss Oh, I'll start winning. That's right. It could
Speaker 1: be because of the La Boo Boo. So I got
Speaker 1: a note just now that's being delivered today.
Speaker 3: I got a female and it's exciting.
Speaker 1: The seven most expensive Labo boos in the world. At
Speaker 1: number seven, the six hundred dollars La Boo Boo Walk
Speaker 1: my fortune figure at number six to one thousand dollars
Speaker 1: Monsters La Boo Boo, Best of Luck Vinyl Plush doll
Speaker 1: one thousand dollars for that one. Then you get into
Speaker 1: thirty five hundred La Booboo Vans Old School. It's a
Speaker 1: collaboration and it's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: But like fans the shoe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, almost four thousand dollars for that lab booo. Then
Speaker 1: you at number four, you have the seventy thousand dollars La.
Speaker 6: Boo Boo Home.
Speaker 3: Is that the twenty four year old.
Speaker 1: It's called the three wis La Boo Boo Oh like
Speaker 1: the Wise Men.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but they're La booboos.
Speaker 1: They're boos.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So they came together and they were like twenty six
Speaker 1: thousand dollars each. There is one hundred and forty thousand
Speaker 1: dollars tall brown La Boo Boo. It's a little taller
Speaker 1: than normal, and an auction went for like one forty one.
Speaker 1: There is a one hundred and fifty thousand dollars life
Speaker 1: life size Labooo doll sold in Beijing. Wow, they paid
Speaker 1: for the Oregon Duck mascot came out as the Laboo
Speaker 1: Boo last game.
Speaker 6: Ah yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 1: Oh he came out, kept his head on. Two's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Number one three hundred and seventy seven thousand dollars for
Speaker 1: the small collection of La Boo Boos the seventeen Sekai
Speaker 1: La Boo Boo Triple collab. Three hundred and seventy seven
Speaker 1: thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: That's so much.
Speaker 1: I also know I'm a little late to the Labo
Speaker 1: Boo game. I think it's on brand.
Speaker 3: May it's never too late, man, too, I know now
Speaker 3: that I think about it.
Speaker 1: Once said it's never too late to get a la
Speaker 1: booo and I've lived by that. I mean, dony cool,
Speaker 1: tell me that it's not going to bring on some
Speaker 1: wins for Arkansoft football.
Speaker 6: Dude, if it does, you have to keep it.
Speaker 1: Like, how do you know?
Speaker 3: What is he gonna Why would he not keep it?
Speaker 7: What is he going to do with it?
Speaker 1: If I know, if I lose, has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with the game. You got a stupid superstition, doesn't account right, stupid, Hey,
Speaker 1: stupid idiot, dummy dumpies.
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Does your daughter have any la boo boos?
Speaker 3: No, we don't have any.
Speaker 6: Are you not allowing them? Look, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean she has a job. She could buy her
Speaker 3: own lab boo bo I guess, but she's I think
Speaker 3: she's more into saving. If she wanted a latle boo boo,
Speaker 3: she probably put it on her Christmas list or something,
Speaker 3: or her birthday list earlier this year. You're right, they've
Speaker 3: been around for a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've been around, so I don't know.
Speaker 3: I've seen like little kids having them on their backpacks online,
Speaker 3: but like people that I know, and they're buying them
Speaker 3: like expensive ones, and then their kids are taking them
Speaker 3: to school and they trade them and then like one
Speaker 3: mom was mad that her daughter like traded for a
Speaker 3: little booo that was way less than her la boo boo,
Speaker 3: So it wasn't a fair trade.
Speaker 6: But that's up to the kids, like you're taking advantage
Speaker 6: of though. Yeah, man, I mean that's the trades of trade.
Speaker 1: I know you for doing that.
Speaker 6: Your boys have them, No.
Speaker 1: Morgan, you have laboo boos. I do not have any
Speaker 1: of the boy Well, I gotta be the first one.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: I mean you normally are the first breaking barriers, although
Speaker 3: they've been out for a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I guess you could come in one day
Speaker 1: and this whole desk is covered in la boobo.
Speaker 6: Oh boy, you lose all the helmets.
Speaker 1: All the football helmets and signed Larry Bird balls are gone.
Speaker 1: It's just me and a bunch of laboo boos.
Speaker 3: Should you get like a turquoise blue for the Panthers?
Speaker 1: Uh? No, not yet. They haven't won a game yet.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, but I mean you're a lifelong fan.
Speaker 1: Yeah I know. But here's the thing about laboo boos.
Speaker 1: I don't really know. I don't even know if they
Speaker 1: make it. I just look for a red one to
Speaker 1: have it.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think they have all kinds of color.
Speaker 1: I'm i bringing it to marthough. Let you guys see it.
Speaker 4: Okay, I do believe they are this generation's version of
Speaker 4: beanie babies, so I.
Speaker 3: Would hold on to it. It could make you a whole
Speaker 3: lot of money one day.
Speaker 5: Stop.
Speaker 1: But beanie babies aren't making people a whole lot of money.
Speaker 1: There's like seven people. The profit it off beanie babies,
Speaker 1: for the most part, is people going I think my
Speaker 1: beanie babies are worth something, and they check and they're
Speaker 1: worth like nineteen dollars, or they go and they measure like,
Speaker 1: they take it and they look, oh this was where
Speaker 1: three hundred and they put it online for three hundred.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sell because just because something says for three hundred,
Speaker 1: because we had a bunch of those, can sell them
Speaker 1: for crap. We have thrown them away. What happened?
Speaker 6: All the beanie bae gave them away, and we gave
Speaker 6: most of them away, and some are still in the closet.
Speaker 1: We still have some.
Speaker 6: We still have some.
Speaker 1: She'd give those out his prizes. Okay, we'll do to
Speaker 1: you anyway, call me Lea Boo boo Bobby.
Speaker 6: Boo boo, boo boo.
Speaker 5: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 4: Number two Amy went to the drive through at a
Speaker 4: bank and it turned into absolute chaos because of her.
Speaker 4: Something happened she needed to leave. Un let's just say
Speaker 4: it wasn't as easy to get out of a bank
Speaker 4: line as you would think.
Speaker 1: Number six, Amy, what happened?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 3: I was in line at the bank to deposit a
Speaker 3: check and I didn't have that long, but I kind
Speaker 3: of thought I'd be like, we'll pull up to the
Speaker 3: drive through, in and out. Well I get there in
Speaker 3: between cars and it's piling up, and I'm sitting there
Speaker 3: for ten minutes without even moving an inch. And I
Speaker 3: got a little bit closer to the car in front
Speaker 3: of me, and the car behind me came right up
Speaker 3: to my you know, the back of my car, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, I have a meeting. I have to go,
Speaker 3: Like I need to get out of this line. I
Speaker 3: have to jump ship. I can't deposit my check, and
Speaker 3: so I have to ask the car behind me to
Speaker 3: back up.
Speaker 1: What do you mean to ask? You got out of
Speaker 1: the car.
Speaker 3: Well, I rolled down the window and I'm like hey,
Speaker 3: and I lean over and I'm like, can you back up?
Speaker 3: And they're like, oh, okay, yeah, but then they had
Speaker 3: asked the car behind them, and then they had to
Speaker 3: ask the car behind them. It's like we were all
Speaker 3: I don't know, because I guess the way the bank
Speaker 3: drive through is designed like you kind of don't have
Speaker 3: a lot of space to just like you all have
Speaker 3: to pull in so you can fit and sit in
Speaker 3: line and sit in line. Yeah, and I guess this
Speaker 3: is a popular deposit time and it's just awkward. And
Speaker 3: I caused all this chaos and it was my fault,
Speaker 3: and so I learned a lesson. I have a new rule,
Speaker 3: like if I'm at the pharmacy or the bank, I'm
Speaker 3: now going to leave enough space between me and the
Speaker 3: car in front of me to where if I need
Speaker 3: to pull forward, angle back out, I can escape if
Speaker 3: I need to, because.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good. So there's a lesson from this.
Speaker 3: There's a lesson from this, And I am sorry to
Speaker 3: everybody that had to take action to back up.
Speaker 1: It's like the person if you're ever in a parking
Speaker 1: garage and they're the little thing and they're like, ah,
Speaker 1: the same work, and so they hit reverse. The ticket
Speaker 1: and the lights come on, and then you're like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm okay, I can back up. But I got somebody
Speaker 1: behind me saying you hit lights And they're like, well
Speaker 1: what I got somebody buy? And so now everybody's back
Speaker 1: and everybody's yelling at everybody. Yeah you did that.
Speaker 3: I mean there was like some honks people. They were honking,
Speaker 3: not honking bad, just honking to try to getting good.
Speaker 3: They weren't honking bad like Hong Kong, You're annoying. It
Speaker 3: was more like hey, to get their attention so that
Speaker 3: they could back up.
Speaker 1: Is there a celebratory honk?
Speaker 3: I think there's a gentle nudge.
Speaker 1: There's like that's celebratory. I think that's hey, the light
Speaker 1: has turned green, get off your phone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's a nudge or.
Speaker 6: Like when your team wins.
Speaker 1: Sometimes cars go downtown parade, though that's full parade. That's
Speaker 1: not the same as I'm at the bank and I
Speaker 1: made a mistake and I need to back up the
Speaker 1: entire life.
Speaker 3: I guess I'm clarifying because I would be mortified if
Speaker 3: I heard aggressive honking. I felt like I was hearing
Speaker 3: like notify honk.
Speaker 1: Okay. So what you learned from this, I.
Speaker 3: Am now going to leave enough space between me in
Speaker 3: the car. I mean, I can only control me in
Speaker 3: the car in front of me, but there's going to
Speaker 3: be a big gap where probably a car is going
Speaker 3: to be like, oh is she even in line? Cut
Speaker 3: in front of me? But I just don't want to
Speaker 3: be in that situation ever again. It was uncomfortable and awkward.
Speaker 1: I've been the person stuck under the light at times,
Speaker 1: when you pull up too far and then the light's
Speaker 1: red and then the person wants to go left and
Speaker 1: you're just sitting there. I've been that person before. They're like, dude,
Speaker 1: you're blocking it. Someone was that person to me the
Speaker 1: other day, and I knew what they were going through.
Speaker 6: You didn't get frustrated.
Speaker 1: I didn't. They knew and I knew, and they looked
Speaker 1: at me like I'm sorry, and I said I've been there,
Speaker 1: or you mouthed it. Yeah, But I don't think they
Speaker 1: knew what I said. I think they thought I was yelling.
Speaker 1: Yelling a bad word.
Speaker 3: I think that's the best thing. We don't say the words,
Speaker 3: just smooth mouth, don't say it. You're a bit I'm hungry,
Speaker 3: I a bad boy.
Speaker 1: I saw a move your car be Oh yeah, because
Speaker 1: I just wanted to get them to know I was
Speaker 1: not mad. I've been there, And I said I've been there,
Speaker 1: and they looked at me like, screw you, buddy.
Speaker 3: Well said that. I think that's the best thing we
Speaker 3: could do for ourselves to happen.
Speaker 1: Thumbs up. Ye, Or does that even look like I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're an idiot? Two thumbs up.
Speaker 7: It's a sarcastic Yeah, you're okay with it, like you're okay.
Speaker 1: We're doing about you're okay.
Speaker 3: Saying you're gay.
Speaker 5: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 4: Number two, Eddie is trading the timeouts in his household
Speaker 4: for something else. And this something else is going to
Speaker 4: make them stronger, better athletes, more efficient, hopefully more respectable.
Speaker 4: And that's his plan because the timeouts have been ineffective
Speaker 4: in his house and maybe fellow parents can be like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I can totally get on board with this.
Speaker 1: Number five, I'm anxious to hear about this. Eddie has
Speaker 1: come up with a new way of disciplining his kids.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you got to get creative, because what we've
Speaker 6: been doing for years is like, oh you're in trouble,
Speaker 6: go to timeout. And then they come out fifteen minutes later,
Speaker 6: ten minutes later, and they're just like cool, they're back
Speaker 6: at it. It's almost like nothing ever happened.
Speaker 1: Can I ask a question about time out in general?
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 1: Because as a kid, I got whooped with everything, switches, flashwaters, belts,
Speaker 1: all if you could hold it in your hand and
Speaker 1: swing it, and I got in trouble, I got hit
Speaker 1: with it. That's just a call.
Speaker 4: Yay.
Speaker 1: Yeah with timeout, that was never for me. I did
Speaker 1: get my mouth washed out with soap a couple times. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we do that sometimes, so terrible that one's terrible. That
Speaker 1: kept me from doing other things. Time out feels pretty weak.
Speaker 6: It's pretty it's weak sauce.
Speaker 1: I feel like you have to match that with a
Speaker 1: longer time, meaning fifteen minutes in time out, as someone
Speaker 1: with a short prison sentence would say, I could do
Speaker 1: that standing on my head. I feel like, if you
Speaker 1: don't lock him up for like five hours, time out
Speaker 1: doesn't even count five hours.
Speaker 3: But well, Eddie's got too biological and to adopt it.
Speaker 3: With our adopted kids, we were advised not to do timeout,
Speaker 3: sending them somewhere to be alone.
Speaker 6: But it's not like I send it to their room
Speaker 6: because if I go, they go to the room, they
Speaker 6: just play with their toys. Like they go right to
Speaker 6: the stairs where what we can all see, you.
Speaker 3: Can all see. Okay, so we call that time in.
Speaker 3: Oh you're still.
Speaker 1: In, but you're God. I feel like you don't do
Speaker 1: it for long enough.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well I've done a thirty of it.
Speaker 1: Who's not a parent, have some parenting advice free? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so what are you gonna do.
Speaker 6: Forget the timeouts? I've started to do push ups and
Speaker 6: it's awesome because, like they're boys, they all play sports,
Speaker 6: and so when they get in trouble, fifty push ups
Speaker 6: and they have to do fifty push ups in front
Speaker 6: of everyone and they hate it. But when they're done,
Speaker 6: they're like, ah, I feel kind of strong. And I
Speaker 6: think long term they're gonna be better athletes because I've
Speaker 6: been they get in trouble so much that they're gonna
Speaker 6: be doing thousands of push.
Speaker 3: Ups a week or they're gonna be bad.
Speaker 1: It's good to it. You're building AI to defeat you.
Speaker 1: You're building your kids stronger to physically.
Speaker 6: Take to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah a little bit though, could they be associating now
Speaker 1: getting in trouble with working out, getting stronger and working
Speaker 1: out like as a positive, Like, I don't care if
Speaker 1: I get in trouble because what I'm gonna get. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna suck for a second, but I'll be bigger
Speaker 1: and stronger because I'm doing something bad.
Speaker 6: I thought about that for just a second, but I mean,
Speaker 6: I don't know. I feel like the positive is whatever
Speaker 6: they're doing is good for them. The timeout is just
Speaker 6: a time waster does nothing. This is doing something for
Speaker 6: their body. Dude, I'll throw pull ups. I'll throw in
Speaker 6: pull ups, throw in sit ups, squats, hundred squats, and
Speaker 6: they gotta be like.
Speaker 1: That's old school prison. You know. The treadmill wasn't invented
Speaker 1: as a machine to get us in better shape. A
Speaker 1: treadmill was a torture device. Oh really, Oh no, you'd
Speaker 1: handcuff people on it and they just have to walk
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 6: Oh, I guess it's still kind of fair.
Speaker 1: It still is a torture device. You could make them
Speaker 1: go run a mile. I don't know, you could build
Speaker 1: them run away. The treadmill torture device was invented by
Speaker 1: British engineer Sir William Kubit in eighteen eighteen as a
Speaker 1: form of penal labor for prisoners. Named the tread wheel.
Speaker 1: It was designed to reform idle convicts by forcing them
Speaker 1: to perform arduous and monotonous work. You're doing this, you
Speaker 1: are Eddie the New Sir William Kubert.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you are.
Speaker 1: Forcing your kids to do arduous and monotonous work for
Speaker 1: a punishment.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about that?
Speaker 6: I mean, I feel good, man, I feel like you
Speaker 6: got to be creative as a parent.
Speaker 1: It seems torture though, by the way, well, just just
Speaker 1: a word, you know, it's like maybe time in.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's okay. Uh, I think we've discovered something really
Speaker 6: cool here.
Speaker 1: What if on this show, whenever one of us messed
Speaker 1: up we had to be punished by doing push ups
Speaker 1: and sit ups, we'd all be jacket squats.
Speaker 3: We don't get in trouble that often.
Speaker 1: What about eating broccoli? What about just doing the whole thing?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, healthy, eating all health.
Speaker 1: Could you do that if they got in trouble they
Speaker 1: have to eat a completely healthy dinner.
Speaker 6: I don't want to do that with food because food
Speaker 6: like really could be a mental thing where they're exorcizes though. Yeah,
Speaker 6: but maybe just push ups, right, Maybe they'll just be like,
Speaker 6: I don't do pushes anymore because my dad made us
Speaker 6: two thousands. I can do squats, I can do all
Speaker 6: this other stuff bench press, but not push ups with broccoli.
Speaker 6: They'll never eat brocoli again. That'd be bad for him.
Speaker 1: I'm here for it. I'm here to actually hear how
Speaker 1: this turns out more than I am here for it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Oh, don't worry all. Go to the NFL.
Speaker 1: You're the new Sir William coobit and I can't wait
Speaker 1: to see how this shakes out. Amy. Any advice for
Speaker 1: Eddie and that.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, every child is different, every parenting situation
Speaker 3: is different. So if this is working for Eddie right now.
Speaker 6: Go for it.
Speaker 3: Go for it.
Speaker 1: I think there's something to Amy's theory, though. You're building
Speaker 1: them to beat you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so watch out. You need to be doing push
Speaker 3: ups too.
Speaker 6: I come in in a couple of weeks they beat
Speaker 6: me up.
Speaker 8: Guys, you're covered advantages. It's the best bits of the
Speaker 8: week with Morgan.
Speaker 1: Number two.
Speaker 4: So Amy was supposed to buy the Powerball lottery tickets
Speaker 4: for her and Bobby so they could go in on
Speaker 4: one together, and she forgot so it turned into a
Speaker 4: whole thing, and now she feels like she owes a debt.
Speaker 1: Number four ball got to one point seven nine billion dollars.
Speaker 9: Here you go, two winners overnight in that massive powerball jackpot,
Speaker 9: the second largest in American history. The winning tickets sold
Speaker 9: in Texas and Missouri will share a jaw dropping total
Speaker 9: of nearly one point eight billion dollars.
Speaker 1: So they each get about half a million, no, no,
Speaker 1: five hundred million. Yeah, after it was split. Yea four
Speaker 1: hundred and ten million before taxes. Not for me. That's
Speaker 1: not that much, not for me. So obviously we all played.
Speaker 1: It got to be pretty fun, and I gave Amy
Speaker 1: fifty bucks, and I was like, go get some tickets,
Speaker 1: and we had our numbers, and I looked up our
Speaker 1: numbers to see if they had matched. But then I
Speaker 1: thought all the other numbers that we bought, I didn't
Speaker 1: know if we want or not. And I saw there
Speaker 1: were some winners here locally, Yes, really hi, yep, Well
Speaker 1: there was a lot of numbers. We just say stuff
Speaker 1: around here, and so I thought, well, maybe we hit something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so I got a text from Amy saying we
Speaker 1: didn't win.
Speaker 3: Well, you won fifty dollars.
Speaker 6: Okay, how did you win fifty?
Speaker 1: How did I win fifty?
Speaker 3: Well, funny story. So I'm not used to playing the lottery, right,
Speaker 3: and yeah, you've p had me that on Friday, And
Speaker 3: then you'd think one day later, I'd remember, well, I
Speaker 3: went to bed on Saturday night at around nine thirty,
Speaker 3: nine forty five and at ten twenty woke up. Guests,
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, the lottery was today. I forgot to play.
Speaker 3: So I started to like, put on my shoes so
Speaker 3: I can go to a gas station. What time again,
Speaker 3: ten twenty pm? So I try to get dressed to
Speaker 3: go buy it. Well, then I'm like, wait a second,
Speaker 3: I think the drawing, Like, it's not just the deadlines tonight,
Speaker 3: like the drawing is tonight. So then I'm like, what
Speaker 3: time is it? Midnight? Is it? You know, eleven? What
Speaker 3: is it? So I google and I learned the drawing
Speaker 3: has already happened. So then I'm like, oh, well, I'll
Speaker 3: look at our our mom's death dates because that's what
Speaker 3: we're really banking on winning on.
Speaker 1: Well, that was just one, just one.
Speaker 3: Of many, because we're going to do quick pick fifty,
Speaker 3: I know. So luckily our moms didn't come through for us,
Speaker 3: we did a win because I would have felt I
Speaker 3: mean I would have I don't know what I would
Speaker 3: have done if we maxed.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if we max the numbers and he
Speaker 1: didn't buy the tickets, Carol, I don't know what I
Speaker 1: would do, Lunchbox office, as he'd kill himself. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what lunch Box said.
Speaker 3: Okay, so that made me feel instantly better. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be able to sleep tonight because otherwise sleep
Speaker 3: would have been ruined. I just had to assume that
Speaker 3: our quick picks would have been losers and we would
Speaker 3: have been out.
Speaker 6: Probably.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you said the odds are we could become
Speaker 3: president before we'd win this, that seems unlikely. You may
Speaker 3: be more so than me, or you more likely to win.
Speaker 3: Uh So then I thought, well, I owe Bobby his
Speaker 3: money back because that'd be unfair to keep it. And
Speaker 3: then also I should give him the money I was
Speaker 3: going to put in towards tickets. So that's how you
Speaker 3: won fifty dollars. So I already venmoed you one hundred
Speaker 3: dollars if you got your money back, and I paid
Speaker 3: you my money, and guess what I'm gonna let you
Speaker 3: win on the next time it gets really big and
Speaker 3: we decided to play, it's on me. I'll go get
Speaker 3: the tickets. You don't even have to put in, and
Speaker 3: whatever I win will split it fifty to fifty.
Speaker 7: You'll forget I'm trying to tell you, Bobby, I've tried
Speaker 7: to warn you.
Speaker 1: I made more money than any of these guys on
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 3: That's right. Wow. Who else won fifty bucks? Anybody?
Speaker 1: Just me?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But you could have won, no idea what you would
Speaker 1: have want better? Odds one in the fifty bucks.
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 1: I did win fifty bucks.
Speaker 3: What did you a favor?
Speaker 1: So I forget it. I feel about it. I got
Speaker 1: the entertainment of thinking I was playing. We got the
Speaker 1: bit on the show, and I made fifty bucks. It's
Speaker 1: way more than anybody else got here in this room.
Speaker 3: And I was way too into college football on Saturday.
Speaker 1: Another perfect reason I forget.
Speaker 3: So distracted. I felt like it was my job, like
Speaker 3: watching college football and doing other kid things and whatnot.
Speaker 1: So live and learn.
Speaker 3: I live in art.
Speaker 6: It was your job to get the ticket, your job.
Speaker 7: He assigned you to get the tickets.
Speaker 1: He said, I want you to go terrible. No, I
Speaker 1: felt I need to do a comparison. Who made the
Speaker 1: most money out the lottery this past weekend?
Speaker 3: Okay, already go around and say the amount of moneymy?
Speaker 1: How much you make?
Speaker 3: Oh? I lost fifty bucks?
Speaker 1: Scuba Steve. Did you play? I did?
Speaker 6: Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What'd you win?
Speaker 6: I won nothing? Okay?
Speaker 1: Anybody and glassroom and play Ray did not play with
Speaker 1: celebrating the birthday, did not make the deadline at ten pm? Abby,
Speaker 1: did you play or no?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 1: I bought two, but.
Speaker 3: I didn't win.
Speaker 6: I lost ten didn't wink Morgan? You play lottery?
Speaker 3: No? I didn't watchworks.
Speaker 7: Oh it was one hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, it looks like I'm the only one here
Speaker 1: and they call you Black Friday. But from the lottery,
Speaker 1: and it's not from the lottery. It is kind from
Speaker 1: I think I think I had better Amy forgetting. I
Speaker 1: can't believe I should just play that lottery every time?
Speaker 6: Lottery?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can just give Amy money and she forgets.
Speaker 1: I bet that every time.
Speaker 3: Play the Amy lottery. Welcome, Yes, so Amy.
Speaker 1: I think I want more money than anybody, and hey,
Speaker 1: I want more money. All you guys can bind what
Speaker 1: a day.
Speaker 7: I can't believe you're saying this with a smiling.
Speaker 3: Is going better than I thought me And was like.
Speaker 7: Is it too late to buy lottery tickets? Because I
Speaker 7: was asleep and I just gasped.
Speaker 1: I forgot to buy When he barks, Amy forgot? He
Speaker 1: does well.
Speaker 3: But I also remember a lot of things, and you
Speaker 3: this I should have remembered. And I am mad at myself.
Speaker 3: And I do have systems in play, like I write
Speaker 3: things down, I put things on the calendar. It just
Speaker 3: that one slipped through the cracks. But I do think it's.
Speaker 1: A big crack.
Speaker 7: Is a big crack?
Speaker 1: There we go now?
Speaker 3: But might I remind you? Are you the only one
Speaker 3: that won money this weekend?
Speaker 6: Not with a lottery?
Speaker 1: Yeah? With Amy lottery, I play a.
Speaker 3: Lot Yes, welcome, step right up? Who else?
Speaker 6: Sense of like?
Speaker 3: Yes, I did try to text Lunchbox and he never
Speaker 3: replied because I thought, well, who would know right away
Speaker 3: if I can still make it to the gas station
Speaker 3: and purchase some tickets.
Speaker 7: I wanted you to sit there in your misery and
Speaker 7: just swallow the thing that I tried to tell you
Speaker 7: was gonna happen. Amy's not going to buy the tickets.
Speaker 7: She's going to do it wrong, and she she I'm
Speaker 7: so annoyed with myself.
Speaker 1: H fudge, I haven't played the lottery. Was for fun,
Speaker 1: for the bid on the show. We got to have fun.
Speaker 1: We got to have a bit and I made money.
Speaker 6: Wait, you didn't play for the billion dollars because you're
Speaker 6: not gonna win that. That's correct.
Speaker 1: Not nobody even in our state one no where we live.
Speaker 1: So a big shout out to everybody out there who's
Speaker 1: like mess was just happy that they made little money.
Speaker 1: Amy Lottery now played the Amy Lottery. Uh. There's a
Speaker 1: story here about a group of ten staff members at
Speaker 1: an Ohio school who won a million bucks in the
Speaker 1: power ball and they have done this pool for a
Speaker 1: long time, and so each of each teacher in this
Speaker 1: gets seventy two thousand bucks because it's about one hundred
Speaker 1: thousand and they won a million. There's ten of them
Speaker 1: after taxes, and so one of their co workers who
Speaker 1: was in it, one of the ten, they're going to
Speaker 1: give her money to her kid. She didn't get to play.
Speaker 1: She di she did, oh she got Okay, it's gone
Speaker 1: to their late co worker and yeah.
Speaker 6: That's sweet. Okay, I thought, was like a sympathy, like
Speaker 6: you didn't get in this time, won't give you the money?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's harder.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know which harder to cut somebody in that
Speaker 1: wasn't in because they're dead, or to cut someone in
Speaker 1: who forgot to play.
Speaker 6: I mean the death like you know they're they're dead,
Speaker 6: so you feel bad, so you give it to their
Speaker 6: kid and everything. Someone that forgot to play, that's on you, man.
Speaker 1: See. I think it's the other way, really. I think
Speaker 1: if somebody died and they had played a long time,
Speaker 1: no one's gonna know there's nine people in it. There's
Speaker 1: just nine people in it. The tenth didn't even show
Speaker 1: to give their money. Where the other person has been in,
Speaker 1: if they've been in all the time and something happened
Speaker 1: where they forgot, I would want to be given that
Speaker 1: grace that, oh I forgot this week and you won,
Speaker 1: you'll still think about me because I was there every week.
Speaker 6: You're right, and they're still alive.
Speaker 1: Where if I'm dead, I don't know the difference. My
Speaker 1: kid doesn't know the difference. I don't even know you won, correct,
Speaker 1: So I think I would be different there. I think
Speaker 1: I well, first of all, i'd really be alive than dead.
Speaker 1: I'd like to say that for the Yes, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think i'd be different. But good for them, for you know,
Speaker 1: there had to be a couple, a couple had to
Speaker 1: be like no, no, no, no, no, I don't want to
Speaker 1: give them the money. Well then we'll just give it
Speaker 1: without you and you'll be known as that.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, well that.
Speaker 3: Has to be a little pack they decided on before
Speaker 3: they won. Like, as they've been playing since that person passed,
Speaker 3: they're probably like, hey, let's go ahead and agree that
Speaker 3: if we win, this is going to be our plan. Great,
Speaker 3: so they've just known.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but even when it happens, are you change your mind?
Speaker 5: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 4: Number two, speaking of Eddie's household, the tooth Fairy was
Speaker 4: supposed to come for one of his sons, and the
Speaker 4: tooth Fairy sent an assistant, and while that assistant messed
Speaker 4: up royally, and now the assistant is trying to figure
Speaker 4: out how in the world he's supposed to make up
Speaker 4: for this.
Speaker 1: Number three, let's talk about the tooth Fairy sensitively.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just hear me out sensitively. Try to follow my
Speaker 6: story here.
Speaker 1: Sensitively, there are kids that are listening.
Speaker 6: Correct, Go ahead. So my son, six years old lost
Speaker 6: a tooth. He's all excited, he puts it under his pillow,
Speaker 6: goes to bed. Well, the tooth fairy appointed an assistant
Speaker 6: and said, will you take care of this? So the
Speaker 6: tooth fairy sent the assistant to go, you know, give
Speaker 6: the money under the pillow. But the assistant didn't take
Speaker 6: the tooth, left the money, but didn't take the tooth
Speaker 6: because the assistants used to I guess it doesn't really
Speaker 6: normally do that. The tooth fairy does it? Yeah, do
Speaker 6: you know the assistant very familiar with the assistant look.
Speaker 1: Hispanic, yep, got it, yeah, got it. Loves the cowboys,
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah mcdowas cowboy. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So
Speaker 1: the assistant didn't take the tooth and then left the money.
Speaker 1: So now what's the question.
Speaker 6: So the kid wakes up and says, I got money. Wait,
Speaker 6: wait a second, the tooth fairy forgot my tooth. Now
Speaker 6: I'm like, let's just kind of help the tooth fairy
Speaker 6: out here. Maybe the tooth fairy's listening. What do they
Speaker 6: do here? Like, do they somehow just go back and
Speaker 6: get the tooth or what's the situation.
Speaker 1: What do you think should be done? Should the kid
Speaker 1: get double the money if he puts the tooth under it?
Speaker 6: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa? What about that?
Speaker 1: That's what I think. I think is a learning lesson
Speaker 1: for the assistant.
Speaker 6: Yeah, normally doesn't do this, guys, right, but.
Speaker 1: The assistants new, so you have to learn the hard way.
Speaker 1: I would say, let the kid put the tooth back
Speaker 1: under the pillow again. Tooth fairy or its asistant comes
Speaker 1: again and leaves another couple of blocks.
Speaker 3: It could work. I mean, there's either that, or you
Speaker 3: could make it this whole magical thing where oh when
Speaker 3: this happens, you flush the tooth down the toilet, talking
Speaker 3: it makes its way to the tooth fairy.
Speaker 5: Yes, I don't know.
Speaker 1: What do you feel?
Speaker 6: I mean definitely not the system. Well, there's no normal
Speaker 6: no more money. First assistant already put more money than
Speaker 6: they normally do.
Speaker 1: Okay, why did the assistants do that?
Speaker 6: Because the system didn't have changed.
Speaker 1: Been there?
Speaker 6: There was no change in the assistant's wallet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so, and you don't think the assistant should have to.
Speaker 6: Dude, the assistant's not used to doing that stuff, so
Speaker 6: the assistant don't even think about taking the tooth.
Speaker 1: Did the assistant see the tooth?
Speaker 6: No, completely forgot about the tooth, just thought I'm gonna
Speaker 6: go put some money out of a pillow. It was
Speaker 6: like the tooth fairy said, hey, assistant, go leave the
Speaker 6: money and I the to The assistant didn't think about
Speaker 6: the tooth, so left it there. But now, like the
Speaker 6: kid's wondering, like, well, what's going to happen to the
Speaker 6: tooth now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what do you think? What do you think
Speaker 1: is gonna happen? If you're making your best guess.
Speaker 6: I love Amy's idea. I think the assistant or the
Speaker 6: tooth fairy, the tooth fairy comes back and just uh
Speaker 6: just takes it.
Speaker 3: No, you involve your kid in the process, Like, let's
Speaker 3: go to take it down the magical pipes.
Speaker 6: The tooth called the toilet.
Speaker 1: The toothborry forgot it, so you have to ship it
Speaker 1: to them through the pipes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the assistant forgot it.
Speaker 6: What about making a lesson of like, you know, nobody's perfect,
Speaker 6: even the tooth Fairy's not.
Speaker 3: Perfect, right, But then you come up with the plan.
Speaker 6: Yeah, what if you mail it out in the midst
Speaker 6: of the address.
Speaker 3: This could be great. The kid grows up like flushing
Speaker 3: his teeth down the toilet. Let's go with that.
Speaker 6: Then the tooth fairy store the teeth somewhere.
Speaker 1: I make the necklace out of it. Whereas they're out
Speaker 1: every Friday night to the club of all the teeth
Speaker 1: they got for that week.
Speaker 6: Man, I wish we knew.
Speaker 1: That's not true. What do you what's what do you
Speaker 1: think what's gonna happen?
Speaker 6: I mean I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean I don't double the money.
Speaker 6: Of course you would.
Speaker 1: I'm reading some of the things Toothpiry does. Builds her
Speaker 1: castle out of the teeth, out of the teeth. Well,
Speaker 1: that's a creepy house.
Speaker 6: So then the tooth fairy right now it's probably like,
Speaker 6: oh my gosh, I'm missing a tooth.
Speaker 1: You should mail it, okay, and then have them walk
Speaker 1: out and put it in the box and then.
Speaker 6: And then it gets taken.
Speaker 1: But you just go pull it out of there. I
Speaker 1: would think you got to creatively do it. Let us
Speaker 1: know what you end up on, all right, it's assistant's
Speaker 1: fault though.
Speaker 3: But the address, oh.
Speaker 1: You can actually send it to one, two, three, four, five,
Speaker 1: tooth fairy lane Moutharctica Earth.
Speaker 6: No way mouth Arctica, that's Earth.
Speaker 1: Send it to Mountarctica Earth and have its tooth to
Speaker 1: build his castle.
Speaker 3: Do you address it to the tooth fairy or el
Speaker 3: you nipher?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 7: What it has to be the tooth fairys make up.
Speaker 1: Somebody like l U nepher to you that was a
Speaker 1: fairy's name?
Speaker 3: You think No, I would write letters to el npher
Speaker 3: or l l Niffer me. What do you wa?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Is that a thing? How do you spell it?
Speaker 3: Well, that's I'm going back to my childhood. I don't
Speaker 3: even know if I'm pronouncing it correctly. But e l
Speaker 3: you n e p h or l u neffer am I?
Speaker 1: The only nfer is not a recognized word.
Speaker 3: And yeah, did you do l you knipfer tooth fairy?
Speaker 6: Amy, I don't think there's a thing.
Speaker 1: And you laugh at me about my dog going to
Speaker 1: the farm.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't after you because I was, I know,
Speaker 3: I thought my grandma stuff the feet.
Speaker 1: There's nothing about el you Niffer.
Speaker 4: There's Toothyana or Fatina or Saint Apollinia, but there is no.
Speaker 3: I'm going to bring you on one of my letters.
Speaker 3: I have a letter that I wrote to Ellien Niphfer
Speaker 3: that I guess never made it to Ellen Kniffer, like
Speaker 3: Patrick says, I got it after my mom died.
Speaker 6: They never made it to one tooth, three four tooth
Speaker 6: Lane Mouth, Antarctica.
Speaker 3: The tooth is still taped to the paper.
Speaker 1: I'ms I shall have my tooth.
Speaker 6: Did you with your tooth? Did you put it under
Speaker 6: your pills?
Speaker 1: Still have it?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 1: I haven't, but I should mail it off. Can you
Speaker 1: get it? Do they base what they give you on
Speaker 1: the money that you have? Is it all relative? That's
Speaker 1: a good question, Like they give you an amount based
Speaker 1: on what you have saved up, so a kid would
Speaker 1: get like a couple of bucks. If I put mine
Speaker 1: under mine, I'm gonna I'm gonna wake up a gold
Speaker 1: bar under there.
Speaker 6: Give it a show.
Speaker 1: L U Knepher is gonna come through for me. This
Speaker 1: is awesome. I'd never heard of el Npfer And good
Speaker 1: luck and let us know what you did right.
Speaker 8: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 4: Never have I ever thought I would be saying these words.
Speaker 4: Bobby nearly fell for a scam. There was a whole
Speaker 4: situation with his debit card, and then his bank call.
Speaker 4: Then his bank wanted to FaceTime, and he was like whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 4: what's happening.
Speaker 3: He also gave some information that he.
Speaker 4: Probably shouldn't have, and I'm just sitting here being like, wait,
Speaker 4: Bobby almost fell for his scam. I thought he was
Speaker 4: the one person who might be immune to it.
Speaker 1: Number two wasn't feeling great yesterday. I had these crazy
Speaker 1: allergies so way late in the afternoon I fell asleep
Speaker 1: on the couch. Afternoon nap screws me out because then
Speaker 1: I messed up for going to bedtime, I messed up
Speaker 1: for dinner time. I messed up for all my times.
Speaker 1: And also I'm groggy as crap. And so the night
Speaker 1: before I had to cancel my debit card because somebody
Speaker 1: had run up one hundred bucks on it from somewhere
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I got an email, I going, did
Speaker 1: you make this transaction in San Antonio? I'm not in
Speaker 1: San Antonio, haven't been there in a while, so I
Speaker 1: said no. They said, we canceled your card. Boom. So
Speaker 1: that was fresh on my mind because I can't go
Speaker 1: to the ATM again any cash, and I keep cash
Speaker 1: because a tip of cash. And so I get a
Speaker 1: call yesterday from a number in San Diego. It wasn't blocked.
Speaker 1: I don't know anybody in San Diego, but I answered
Speaker 1: hello and they said, hey, this is They said my
Speaker 1: bank name. We're calling because you have four purchases at
Speaker 1: a home depot in Georgia, trying to go through each
Speaker 1: of the purchase over five thousand dollars and we just
Speaker 1: want to make sure that you're not spending this money.
Speaker 1: And this card was just canceled the night before. And
Speaker 1: they did say my bank name when they called me,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, that's not me. I just woke
Speaker 1: up from a nap and I'm like, no, no, no, that's
Speaker 1: not me. And they said, would you verify how much
Speaker 1: you have in your account? And this this check account.
Speaker 1: So I just told them, oh my goodness, well I
Speaker 1: just set a number amounts. It's not that that doesn't matter.
Speaker 6: They would never ask that.
Speaker 1: Right then they said, we're checking checking in savings. We
Speaker 1: say and I and I'm like like, they said, what's
Speaker 1: in this safe? I tell them that I'm out.
Speaker 3: Oh my now They're like, guys, we got them.
Speaker 1: Well, so they're like, hey, we need to verify this
Speaker 1: isn't and it still hasn't hit me yet because I'm
Speaker 1: half asleep and my card was just canceled the night before.
Speaker 1: So they got me fresh and groggy. Great song, too
Speaker 1: fresh and groggy. Uh So I go okay, and they go, hey,
Speaker 1: we're gonna FaceTime you. Are you do you have access
Speaker 1: to your your bank app and so we can check it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna share screens and check this. And so they
Speaker 1: FaceTime me and I'm starting to go something right, but
Speaker 1: they did save the name of my bank. Everything they've
Speaker 1: said was knowledgeable because they've know they knew where I lived,
Speaker 1: they knew the address that my card is attached to,
Speaker 1: they knew all. And I'm like, this doesn't seem right.
Speaker 1: And they're like, well, you can call us back if
Speaker 1: you want, in the back of the number in the
Speaker 1: back of the card. And I'm like, who would.
Speaker 6: Say that, right?
Speaker 1: I'm still groggy, and so I accept the FaceTime and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't believe you. And it starts to click.
Speaker 1: I don't believe you. Are they showing their no but
Speaker 1: it's empty. They're like, well, we're going to connect screens,
Speaker 1: get on your app, and we want to make sure
Speaker 1: that the number on your account is exactly what we
Speaker 1: think it is. And I'm like, I don't think you're real,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna hang up. And he's like, have you
Speaker 1: never talked to fraud before? And he starts to get
Speaker 1: a little testy with me, and that's when I realized
Speaker 1: English accent. Yeah, okay, yeah, kind of effeminate mail.
Speaker 6: What do you mean an English accent?
Speaker 1: Like a like a sassy effeminate mail too. They got
Speaker 1: sassy with me, and so I almost got got because
Speaker 1: here's what I think happened. I think however they got
Speaker 1: my number must have been some sort of data breach
Speaker 1: because they had my card number which they used to
Speaker 1: take something. They had the number that the address, they
Speaker 1: had the bank, they had my cell phone number, so
Speaker 1: all that was together because I'm not gonna get got
Speaker 1: with somebody just going hey, somebody's trying to buy something.
Speaker 1: That happens all the time. But because they had my bank,
Speaker 1: my cell phone number, the home address that the card
Speaker 1: is attached to, and my bank all of that, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, this is probably real. But I think
Speaker 1: what happened is there was a data leak somewhere where
Speaker 1: all that was together. I almost got got.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm I feel like my daughter just had some
Speaker 3: weird thing with her card, and now the story is
Speaker 3: sounding similar and I need to do more research because
Speaker 3: her dad was handling it. But I'm like, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 3: whoa would you do? Yep, because you just sent a note,
Speaker 3: but it was it's sounding very very similar.
Speaker 1: That. Yeah, yeah, I almost got got because they knew everything.
Speaker 3: Well, they didn't know the balance till you told them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I told them. I told my extra account too.
Speaker 1: That's what were they doing? Are they account number to compare? Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: what they wanted to do was to get in and
Speaker 1: see my accounts. They can see the account number in
Speaker 1: the app because I'll show you that if you log
Speaker 1: into the app your ash. So what they wanted to
Speaker 1: see was my account number, not really the balance.
Speaker 3: But they needed to see if you were worth their while.
Speaker 1: No, anything's worth their while. Five hundred bucks is worth
Speaker 1: the wow. Oh they had me because they had so
Speaker 1: much information.
Speaker 6: And they caught you fresh and groggy.
Speaker 1: Fresh and nobody don't ass me. I'm just so fresh
Speaker 1: and groggy.
Speaker 3: So fresh and so kroaky.
Speaker 1: Thank you. So that is that's how I almost got
Speaker 1: scammed yesterday, so everybody be aware they're not going to
Speaker 1: ask you to FaceTime. And they did, and I was
Speaker 1: groggy enough to accept it, but then I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't. Once I accepted it, it was kind of like
Speaker 1: snap me out of it. I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: believe this is real.
Speaker 5: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.
Speaker 4: Lunchbox a seven year old is living in a different time.
Speaker 4: He went on a two point two mile adventure and
Speaker 4: it all was around a sleepover. And if you haven't
Speaker 4: heard the story yet, just prepare yourself because your jaw
Speaker 4: is going to be on the floor.
Speaker 1: Number one Lunchbox says, this is the craziest story of
Speaker 1: his parent life.
Speaker 7: All right, go ahead, Okay, So Friday night, my seven
Speaker 7: year old went and slept over at someone's house for
Speaker 7: the first time ever, and he was so excited, and
Speaker 7: I mean, it was great. Didn't hear anything from the
Speaker 7: other family, So it was going great until six am
Speaker 7: on Saturday morning. My wife wakes me up and goes, hey,
Speaker 7: do you hear that? It was ding ding ding ding
Speaker 7: ding ding ding ding ding.
Speaker 1: Ding ding ding.
Speaker 7: It's like that's the doorbell and we go downstairs and
Speaker 7: our seven year old is standing at the front door
Speaker 7: dripping sweat. And I opened the door and I said,
Speaker 7: what's up, buddy, goes, well, I woke up. It was
Speaker 7: light outside, so I thought it was time to come home.
Speaker 7: So he literally got his backpack without telling anybody at
Speaker 7: that house, walked out the door and walked two point
Speaker 7: two miles to my house.
Speaker 6: Oh my good, miles two point two miles.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like a neighbor like, how did
Speaker 1: he know how to get home? Is that straight line?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: So he went from their house back to school school
Speaker 7: to our house.
Speaker 1: Does he know school at the house?
Speaker 6: Rat? Yehs smart and.
Speaker 7: He knows to get to their house from the school
Speaker 7: at six a m.
Speaker 1: How are you confused?
Speaker 7: For a minute, I was like when I saw him
Speaker 7: and I saw no vehicle, I was like, man, So
Speaker 7: they just dropped him off and drove away, like that's
Speaker 7: messed up. And then he was like, yeah, I knew
Speaker 7: that it was light out and that I had a
Speaker 7: soccer game today, so I thought it was time to
Speaker 7: come home. And I was just like, Bud, did you
Speaker 7: not see anybody when you were walking? And he goes, oh,
Speaker 7: I did, And they said good morning, and I said
Speaker 7: good morning. Back what so people saw this seven year
Speaker 7: old with a backpack at six am wandering the streets
Speaker 7: and they just say good morning.
Speaker 1: I was blown all way.
Speaker 6: That's a good point. Like no one called the cops.
Speaker 6: Said there's a kid like walking with a backpack.
Speaker 3: Okay, but you know what makes me nervous. It's like, yes,
Speaker 3: we should call the police. But also sometimes when people
Speaker 3: call the police, the parents get arrested.
Speaker 6: Well you know what lunchbox good at.
Speaker 7: But here's the.
Speaker 3: Thing, and let's look, did nothing wrong in neither did
Speaker 3: the parents where the kid was spending the night.
Speaker 7: Right, they didn't do anything wrong. They were all asleep
Speaker 7: and he just woke up. It was light outside, and
Speaker 7: he just grabbed his bag and left and it was
Speaker 7: just like and then he said, I saw lightning, so
Speaker 7: I ran part of the way. That's why he was
Speaker 7: dripping sweat.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, who are you upset at?
Speaker 7: I think I'm more upset the people that were just
Speaker 7: out walking or running or whatever they were doing, and
Speaker 7: they saw the kid and they didn't even check on them.
Speaker 7: They didn't say hey, man, like it looks a little weird.
Speaker 7: On a Saturday morning at six am, a kid with
Speaker 7: his backpack?
Speaker 6: Hold on, but what about your son leaving to walk?
Speaker 1: But also, is it a neighbor neighbor neighborhood? If it's
Speaker 1: a super neighborhood where the streets aren't super crowded. I
Speaker 1: see a kid walking, I'm thinking he's just going from
Speaker 1: house to house, that's probably what I'm If it's a highway,
Speaker 1: I'm like, that does not make sense, right, true?
Speaker 7: And then I don't know where on the two point
Speaker 7: two miles he saw these people? Did he see him
Speaker 7: the neighborhood? Did he see him when he was on
Speaker 7: just a street? Did you call the parents? We texted
Speaker 7: them immediately and they were like, we woke up five
Speaker 7: minutes ago because the young I guess they're young. His
Speaker 7: son woke up and it was like, I don't see
Speaker 7: him anywhere, and she's like, that's not funny. And then
Speaker 7: she turned on the lights.
Speaker 1: And he was imagine they went through his own yard
Speaker 1: attack when you found out you knew he wasn't bad.
Speaker 7: Yeah, And she said they were looking in the out
Speaker 7: in the yard, in the alley, they were looking everywhere.
Speaker 1: Alone boy Part two.
Speaker 7: Yes, they thought maybe he sleepwalks, so they were about
Speaker 7: to call us and say, hey, does your son sleepwalk?
Speaker 7: And she was like, I just got our alarm disarmed
Speaker 7: two months ago. Oh my gosh. Like he just walked
Speaker 7: out the front door. Walked out the front door two
Speaker 7: point two miles.
Speaker 1: Is it a neighbor neighbor and neighborhood.
Speaker 7: Yeah, But then he had to go on some greenway.
Speaker 6: Like like trails.
Speaker 1: Yeah, smart kid.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he found his way home.
Speaker 1: He bary girls did all the way home.
Speaker 6: So does he get in trouble at all?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 7: Like, no, I haven't had the talk with him, like, hey, man, like,
Speaker 7: great job, Like I'm super proud of you because you
Speaker 7: knew your way home, Like that was so impressive. But Bud,
Speaker 7: next time tell an adult where you're going. I haven't
Speaker 7: had that talk because it was just like I'm still
Speaker 7: like in shock when I opened that door and he's
Speaker 7: standing there dripping sweat.
Speaker 1: Like his dad even then, Yeah, you sweat all the time,
Speaker 1: even when you're right.
Speaker 7: Yeah, And it was just like man, and he was like,
Speaker 7: my legs are a little tired because I ran most
Speaker 7: of the way.
Speaker 1: It was lightning. I also run with the lightnings.
Speaker 6: Because that is a crazy stack.
Speaker 3: That is crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I think if it's the neighborhood, you can't
Speaker 1: be mad at anybody. If anything, be happy that your
Speaker 1: kid was smart enough to get home.
Speaker 7: No, I am happy about that.
Speaker 1: That is cool.
Speaker 7: But I just I can't imagine if you see a
Speaker 7: kid with a backpack at that early in the morning
Speaker 7: on a Saturday, you don't stop him and say, hey, man,
Speaker 7: is everything okay?
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't wan to be the creepy person and stops
Speaker 1: a kid.
Speaker 3: I know, well I know, but I'm thinking back to
Speaker 3: when I first got Stevenson, when my kids first came
Speaker 3: to America, Stevenson was seven years old and he would
Speaker 3: learn how he learned how to ride a little bike,
Speaker 3: and we would go on little walks and he would
Speaker 3: be riding the bike. And he's Haitian, so he's black
Speaker 3: and I'm white. And I can't tell you how many
Speaker 3: times he got stopped, Like I would be walking near
Speaker 3: him with the dog, but people would think I'm not
Speaker 3: the mom, so they would stop him straight up. And
Speaker 3: he was that age and they'd be like, where's your
Speaker 3: mom or you by yourself, like this doesn't seem right.
Speaker 3: And we were in a neighborhood neighborhood like.
Speaker 1: And Nate like a creepy white lady following him.
Speaker 3: They thought, No, I don't think. I think they just
Speaker 3: thought I was walking my dog and he'd be like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's my mom right there, and they'd be like, oh, okay,
Speaker 3: I guess this is one of those adoption situations. But
Speaker 3: like they would always ask, like I was shocked how
Speaker 3: many people were very concerned. And he was seven eight,
Speaker 3: So I guess in my mind on picturing, I'm trying
Speaker 3: to picture what a seven or eight year old looks like.
Speaker 3: And it is weird when they're out by.
Speaker 1: Themselves doing a kid unless there are a cars driving by.
Speaker 1: If it's like a kid in a small neighborhood, I
Speaker 1: just think he's going five houses down here. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I'm not getting the one that's like white van. I
Speaker 1: don't want that pointed in me, right because I love
Speaker 1: my white Van. I'll never change. I'll have my white
Speaker 1: Van for everything.
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