WEBVTT - Best 7 Segments From The Bobby Bones Show This Week

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<v Speaker 1>It's the best bit of the week with Morgan.

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<v Speaker 2>Part two, she's breaking down the top seven segments from

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<v Speaker 2>the Bobby Bone Show this week.

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<v Speaker 3>What's up, everybody.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm excited you're here to catch up on the Bobby

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<v Speaker 4>Bone Show. We got lots of segments for you guys

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<v Speaker 4>this week. Before we get into that, check out Part

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<v Speaker 4>one and part three this weekend, Eddie joins me.

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<v Speaker 3>Part one we talk all about life.

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<v Speaker 4>It's always just a natural flow of conversation with Eddie

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<v Speaker 4>and you never know what we're going to talk about.

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<v Speaker 4>And then part three we answer listener questions and if

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<v Speaker 4>you ever want to submit a question, I always post

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<v Speaker 4>it on my Instagram story at web Girl Morgan and

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<v Speaker 4>share it on at Bobby Bone Show, both on Instagram,

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<v Speaker 4>and you can submit a.

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<v Speaker 3>Question on there.

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<v Speaker 4>But if you're just here to catch up and you're

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<v Speaker 4>like Morgan, stop talking, let's get into this, let's do that.

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<v Speaker 4>Bobby got absolutely roasted by the show for buying this collectible.

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<v Speaker 3>Because well, it's not exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>Four grown Men number seven.

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<v Speaker 1>I ordered my first let boo for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my, what you're not going to put that on? No?

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<v Speaker 6>No, oh, you tat that on something?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, your purse, you hang it on your person. You

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<v Speaker 3>have a man lately.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't been, but I'm gonna this is my Arkansas

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<v Speaker 1>la booboo?

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<v Speaker 6>Was that red?

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<v Speaker 1>It's just red?

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<v Speaker 6>One cute?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 4>So?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you going to take it to games?

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<v Speaker 1>If I go to ole Miss, I'll take it. May

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<v Speaker 1>take it where it's iHeart, But this is my new

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<v Speaker 1>La boo boo?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, what are you? I think the teenager?

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<v Speaker 3>I cannot stand those things?

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<v Speaker 6>What does your wife think about that?

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't know, she doesn't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Cute, but not for.

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<v Speaker 6>You, No way, she's gonna think that.

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<v Speaker 1>She'd think I was the lamest ever. She doesn't care.

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<v Speaker 1>She knows that. Just buy stupid stuff sometimes. H I

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<v Speaker 1>wake up really early in the morning sometimes and I

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<v Speaker 1>just am like, I wonder what interests me today? And

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<v Speaker 1>what happened was I came across this article about the

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<v Speaker 1>most expensive laboo bo's ever sold, and I thought maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I should get into the la boobo game.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I am curious how much you latle boobo was?

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't that much. I was like forty seven dollars?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay?

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<v Speaker 6>And how big is it? Like the size of your hand?

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta be honest, I have no idea it is about.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a little bit bigger than the size of your hand.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a good yeah way to look at it.

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<v Speaker 7>You're gonna carrying that around.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll clip clip clip into my belt buckle. Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>this could be my good luck Arkansas La Booboo beat

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<v Speaker 1>all miss Oh, I'll start winning. That's right. It could

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<v Speaker 1>be because of the La Boo Boo. So I got

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<v Speaker 1>a note just now that's being delivered today.

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<v Speaker 3>I got a female and it's exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>The seven most expensive Labo boos in the world. At

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<v Speaker 1>number seven, the six hundred dollars La Boo Boo Walk

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<v Speaker 1>my fortune figure at number six to one thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 1>Monsters La Boo Boo, Best of Luck Vinyl Plush doll

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<v Speaker 1>one thousand dollars for that one. Then you get into

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<v Speaker 1>thirty five hundred La Booboo Vans Old School. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>collaboration and it's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 3>But like fans the shoe.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, almost four thousand dollars for that lab booo. Then

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<v Speaker 1>you at number four, you have the seventy thousand dollars La.

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<v Speaker 6>Boo Boo Home.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that the twenty four year old.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called the three wis La Boo Boo Oh like

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<v Speaker 1>the Wise Men.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but they're La booboos.

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<v Speaker 1>They're boos.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>So they came together and they were like twenty six

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars each. There is one hundred and forty thousand

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<v Speaker 1>dollars tall brown La Boo Boo. It's a little taller

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<v Speaker 1>than normal, and an auction went for like one forty one.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a one hundred and fifty thousand dollars life

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<v Speaker 1>life size Labooo doll sold in Beijing. Wow, they paid

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<v Speaker 1>for the Oregon Duck mascot came out as the Laboo

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<v Speaker 1>Boo last game.

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<v Speaker 6>Ah yeah, I remember that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he came out, kept his head on. Two's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Number one three hundred and seventy seven thousand dollars for

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<v Speaker 1>the small collection of La Boo Boos the seventeen Sekai

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<v Speaker 1>La Boo Boo Triple collab. Three hundred and seventy seven

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 6>That's so much.

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<v Speaker 1>I also know I'm a little late to the Labo

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<v Speaker 1>Boo game. I think it's on brand.

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<v Speaker 3>May it's never too late, man, too, I know now

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<v Speaker 3>that I think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Once said it's never too late to get a la

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<v Speaker 1>booo and I've lived by that. I mean, dony cool,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me that it's not going to bring on some

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<v Speaker 1>wins for Arkansoft football.

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<v Speaker 6>Dude, if it does, you have to keep it.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, how do you know?

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<v Speaker 3>What is he gonna Why would he not keep it?

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<v Speaker 7>What is he going to do with it?

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<v Speaker 1>If I know, if I lose, has nothing to do

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<v Speaker 1>with the game. You got a stupid superstition, doesn't account right, stupid, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>stupid idiot, dummy dumpies.

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<v Speaker 3>It's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>Does your daughter have any la boo boos?

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<v Speaker 3>No, we don't have any.

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<v Speaker 6>Are you not allowing them? Look, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean she has a job. She could buy her

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<v Speaker 3>own lab boo bo I guess, but she's I think

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<v Speaker 3>she's more into saving. If she wanted a latle boo boo,

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<v Speaker 3>she probably put it on her Christmas list or something,

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<v Speaker 3>or her birthday list earlier this year. You're right, they've

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<v Speaker 3>been around for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they've been around, so I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I've seen like little kids having them on their backpacks online,

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<v Speaker 3>but like people that I know, and they're buying them

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<v Speaker 3>like expensive ones, and then their kids are taking them

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<v Speaker 3>to school and they trade them and then like one

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<v Speaker 3>mom was mad that her daughter like traded for a

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<v Speaker 3>little booo that was way less than her la boo boo,

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<v Speaker 3>So it wasn't a fair trade.

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<v Speaker 6>But that's up to the kids, like you're taking advantage

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<v Speaker 6>of though. Yeah, man, I mean that's the trades of trade.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you for doing that.

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<v Speaker 6>Your boys have them, No.

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<v Speaker 1>Morgan, you have laboo boos. I do not have any

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<v Speaker 1>of the boy Well, I gotta be the first one.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean you normally are the first breaking barriers, although

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<v Speaker 3>they've been out for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I guess you could come in one day

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<v Speaker 1>and this whole desk is covered in la boobo.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh boy, you lose all the helmets.

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<v Speaker 1>All the football helmets and signed Larry Bird balls are gone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just me and a bunch of laboo boos.

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<v Speaker 3>Should you get like a turquoise blue for the Panthers?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? No, not yet. They haven't won a game yet.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, but I mean you're a lifelong fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I know. But here's the thing about laboo boos.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really know. I don't even know if they

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<v Speaker 1>make it. I just look for a red one to

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<v Speaker 1>have it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I think they have all kinds of color.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm i bringing it to marthough. Let you guys see it.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I do believe they are this generation's version of

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<v Speaker 4>beanie babies, so I.

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<v Speaker 3>Would hold on to it. It could make you a whole

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<v Speaker 3>lot of money one day.

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<v Speaker 5>Stop.

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<v Speaker 1>But beanie babies aren't making people a whole lot of money.

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<v Speaker 1>There's like seven people. The profit it off beanie babies,

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<v Speaker 1>for the most part, is people going I think my

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<v Speaker 1>beanie babies are worth something, and they check and they're

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<v Speaker 1>worth like nineteen dollars, or they go and they measure like,

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<v Speaker 1>they take it and they look, oh this was where

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<v Speaker 1>three hundred and they put it online for three hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't sell because just because something says for three hundred,

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<v Speaker 1>because we had a bunch of those, can sell them

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<v Speaker 1>for crap. We have thrown them away. What happened?

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<v Speaker 6>All the beanie bae gave them away, and we gave

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<v Speaker 6>most of them away, and some are still in the closet.

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<v Speaker 1>We still have some.

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<v Speaker 6>We still have some.

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<v Speaker 1>She'd give those out his prizes. Okay, we'll do to

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<v Speaker 1>you anyway, call me Lea Boo boo Bobby.

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<v Speaker 6>Boo boo, boo boo.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.

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<v Speaker 4>Number two Amy went to the drive through at a

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<v Speaker 4>bank and it turned into absolute chaos because of her.

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<v Speaker 4>Something happened she needed to leave. Un let's just say

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<v Speaker 4>it wasn't as easy to get out of a bank

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<v Speaker 4>line as you would think.

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<v Speaker 1>Number six, Amy, what happened?

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<v Speaker 7>So?

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<v Speaker 3>I was in line at the bank to deposit a

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<v Speaker 3>check and I didn't have that long, but I kind

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<v Speaker 3>of thought I'd be like, we'll pull up to the

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<v Speaker 3>drive through, in and out. Well I get there in

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<v Speaker 3>between cars and it's piling up, and I'm sitting there

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<v Speaker 3>for ten minutes without even moving an inch. And I

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<v Speaker 3>got a little bit closer to the car in front

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<v Speaker 3>of me, and the car behind me came right up

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<v Speaker 3>to my you know, the back of my car, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I have a meeting. I have to go,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I need to get out of this line. I

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<v Speaker 3>have to jump ship. I can't deposit my check, and

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<v Speaker 3>so I have to ask the car behind me to

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<v Speaker 3>back up.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean to ask? You got out of

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<v Speaker 1>the car.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I rolled down the window and I'm like hey,

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<v Speaker 3>and I lean over and I'm like, can you back up?

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<v Speaker 3>And they're like, oh, okay, yeah, but then they had

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<v Speaker 3>asked the car behind them, and then they had to

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<v Speaker 3>ask the car behind them. It's like we were all

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, because I guess the way the bank

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<v Speaker 3>drive through is designed like you kind of don't have

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of space to just like you all have

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<v Speaker 3>to pull in so you can fit and sit in

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<v Speaker 3>line and sit in line. Yeah, and I guess this

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<v Speaker 3>is a popular deposit time and it's just awkward. And

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<v Speaker 3>I caused all this chaos and it was my fault,

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<v Speaker 3>and so I learned a lesson. I have a new rule,

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<v Speaker 3>like if I'm at the pharmacy or the bank, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>now going to leave enough space between me and the

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<v Speaker 3>car in front of me to where if I need

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<v Speaker 3>to pull forward, angle back out, I can escape if

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<v Speaker 3>I need to, because.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's good. So there's a lesson from this.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a lesson from this, And I am sorry to

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<v Speaker 3>everybody that had to take action to back up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the person if you're ever in a parking

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<v Speaker 1>garage and they're the little thing and they're like, ah,

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<v Speaker 1>the same work, and so they hit reverse. The ticket

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<v Speaker 1>and the lights come on, and then you're like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay, I can back up. But I got somebody

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<v Speaker 1>behind me saying you hit lights And they're like, well

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<v Speaker 1>what I got somebody buy? And so now everybody's back

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<v Speaker 1>and everybody's yelling at everybody. Yeah you did that.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean there was like some honks people. They were honking,

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<v Speaker 3>not honking bad, just honking to try to getting good.

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<v Speaker 3>They weren't honking bad like Hong Kong, You're annoying. It

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<v Speaker 3>was more like hey, to get their attention so that

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<v Speaker 3>they could back up.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a celebratory honk?

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<v Speaker 3>I think there's a gentle nudge.

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<v Speaker 1>There's like that's celebratory. I think that's hey, the light

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<v Speaker 1>has turned green, get off your phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but that's a nudge or.

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<v Speaker 6>Like when your team wins.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes cars go downtown parade, though that's full parade. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not the same as I'm at the bank and I

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<v Speaker 1>made a mistake and I need to back up the

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<v Speaker 1>entire life.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess I'm clarifying because I would be mortified if

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<v Speaker 3>I heard aggressive honking. I felt like I was hearing

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<v Speaker 3>like notify honk.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. So what you learned from this, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Am now going to leave enough space between me in

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<v Speaker 3>the car. I mean, I can only control me in

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<v Speaker 3>the car in front of me, but there's going to

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<v Speaker 3>be a big gap where probably a car is going

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<v Speaker 3>to be like, oh is she even in line? Cut

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<v Speaker 3>in front of me? But I just don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>be in that situation ever again. It was uncomfortable and awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been the person stuck under the light at times,

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<v Speaker 1>when you pull up too far and then the light's

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<v Speaker 1>red and then the person wants to go left and

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<v Speaker 1>you're just sitting there. I've been that person before. They're like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>you're blocking it. Someone was that person to me the

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<v Speaker 1>other day, and I knew what they were going through.

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<v Speaker 6>You didn't get frustrated.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. They knew and I knew, and they looked

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<v Speaker 1>at me like I'm sorry, and I said I've been there,

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<v Speaker 1>or you mouthed it. Yeah, But I don't think they

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<v Speaker 1>knew what I said. I think they thought I was yelling.

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<v Speaker 1>Yelling a bad word.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's the best thing. We don't say the words,

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<v Speaker 3>just smooth mouth, don't say it. You're a bit I'm hungry,

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<v Speaker 3>I a bad boy.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a move your car be Oh yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to get them to know I was

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<v Speaker 1>not mad. I've been there, And I said I've been there,

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<v Speaker 1>and they looked at me like, screw you, buddy.

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<v Speaker 3>Well said that. I think that's the best thing we

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<v Speaker 3>could do for ourselves to happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Thumbs up. Ye, Or does that even look like I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you're an idiot? Two thumbs up.

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<v Speaker 7>It's a sarcastic Yeah, you're okay with it, like you're okay.

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<v Speaker 1>We're doing about you're okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Saying you're gay.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.

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<v Speaker 4>Number two, Eddie is trading the timeouts in his household

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<v Speaker 4>for something else. And this something else is going to

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<v Speaker 4>make them stronger, better athletes, more efficient, hopefully more respectable.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's his plan because the timeouts have been ineffective

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<v Speaker 4>in his house and maybe fellow parents can be like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I can totally get on board with this.

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<v Speaker 1>Number five, I'm anxious to hear about this. Eddie has

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<v Speaker 1>come up with a new way of disciplining his kids.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, you got to get creative, because what we've

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<v Speaker 6>been doing for years is like, oh you're in trouble,

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<v Speaker 6>go to timeout. And then they come out fifteen minutes later,

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<v Speaker 6>ten minutes later, and they're just like cool, they're back

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<v Speaker 6>at it. It's almost like nothing ever happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I ask a question about time out in general?

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<v Speaker 6>Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>Because as a kid, I got whooped with everything, switches, flashwaters, belts,

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<v Speaker 1>all if you could hold it in your hand and

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<v Speaker 1>swing it, and I got in trouble, I got hit

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<v Speaker 1>with it. That's just a call.

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<v Speaker 4>Yay.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah with timeout, that was never for me. I did

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<v Speaker 1>get my mouth washed out with soap a couple times. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we do that sometimes, so terrible that one's terrible. That

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<v Speaker 1>kept me from doing other things. Time out feels pretty weak.

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<v Speaker 6>It's pretty it's weak sauce.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you have to match that with a

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<v Speaker 1>longer time, meaning fifteen minutes in time out, as someone

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<v Speaker 1>with a short prison sentence would say, I could do

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<v Speaker 1>that standing on my head. I feel like, if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't lock him up for like five hours, time out

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't even count five hours.

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<v Speaker 3>But well, Eddie's got too biological and to adopt it.

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<v Speaker 3>With our adopted kids, we were advised not to do timeout,

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<v Speaker 3>sending them somewhere to be alone.

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<v Speaker 6>But it's not like I send it to their room

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<v Speaker 6>because if I go, they go to the room, they

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<v Speaker 6>just play with their toys. Like they go right to

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<v Speaker 6>the stairs where what we can all see, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Can all see. Okay, so we call that time in.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you're still.

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<v Speaker 1>In, but you're God. I feel like you don't do

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<v Speaker 1>it for long enough.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, well I've done a thirty of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's not a parent, have some parenting advice free? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so what are you gonna do.

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<v Speaker 6>Forget the timeouts? I've started to do push ups and

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<v Speaker 6>it's awesome because, like they're boys, they all play sports,

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<v Speaker 6>and so when they get in trouble, fifty push ups

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<v Speaker 6>and they have to do fifty push ups in front

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<v Speaker 6>of everyone and they hate it. But when they're done,

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<v Speaker 6>they're like, ah, I feel kind of strong. And I

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<v Speaker 6>think long term they're gonna be better athletes because I've

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<v Speaker 6>been they get in trouble so much that they're gonna

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<v Speaker 6>be doing thousands of push.

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<v Speaker 3>Ups a week or they're gonna be bad.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good to it. You're building AI to defeat you.

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<v Speaker 1>You're building your kids stronger to physically.

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<v Speaker 6>Take to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah a little bit though, could they be associating now

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<v Speaker 1>getting in trouble with working out, getting stronger and working

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<v Speaker 1>out like as a positive, Like, I don't care if

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<v Speaker 1>I get in trouble because what I'm gonna get. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna suck for a second, but I'll be bigger

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<v Speaker 1>and stronger because I'm doing something bad.

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<v Speaker 6>I thought about that for just a second, but I mean,

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know. I feel like the positive is whatever

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<v Speaker 6>they're doing is good for them. The timeout is just

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<v Speaker 6>a time waster does nothing. This is doing something for

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<v Speaker 6>their body. Dude, I'll throw pull ups. I'll throw in

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<v Speaker 6>pull ups, throw in sit ups, squats, hundred squats, and

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<v Speaker 6>they gotta be like.

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<v Speaker 1>That's old school prison. You know. The treadmill wasn't invented

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<v Speaker 1>as a machine to get us in better shape. A

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<v Speaker 1>treadmill was a torture device. Oh really, Oh no, you'd

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<v Speaker 1>handcuff people on it and they just have to walk

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<v Speaker 1>on it.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, I guess it's still kind of fair.

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<v Speaker 1>It still is a torture device. You could make them

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<v Speaker 1>go run a mile. I don't know, you could build

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<v Speaker 1>them run away. The treadmill torture device was invented by

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<v Speaker 1>British engineer Sir William Kubit in eighteen eighteen as a

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<v Speaker 1>form of penal labor for prisoners. Named the tread wheel.

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<v Speaker 1>It was designed to reform idle convicts by forcing them

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<v Speaker 1>to perform arduous and monotonous work. You're doing this, you

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<v Speaker 1>are Eddie the New Sir William Kubert.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you are.

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<v Speaker 1>Forcing your kids to do arduous and monotonous work for

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<v Speaker 1>a punishment.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you feel about that?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, I feel good, man, I feel like you

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<v Speaker 6>got to be creative as a parent.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems torture though, by the way, well, just just

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<v Speaker 1>a word, you know, it's like maybe time in.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's okay. Uh, I think we've discovered something really

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<v Speaker 6>cool here.

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<v Speaker 1>What if on this show, whenever one of us messed

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<v Speaker 1>up we had to be punished by doing push ups

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<v Speaker 1>and sit ups, we'd all be jacket squats.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't get in trouble that often.

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<v Speaker 1>What about eating broccoli? What about just doing the whole thing?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah? Yeah, yeah, healthy, eating all health.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you do that if they got in trouble they

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<v Speaker 1>have to eat a completely healthy dinner.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want to do that with food because food

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<v Speaker 6>like really could be a mental thing where they're exorcizes though. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>but maybe just push ups, right, Maybe they'll just be like,

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<v Speaker 6>I don't do pushes anymore because my dad made us

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<v Speaker 6>two thousands. I can do squats, I can do all

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<v Speaker 6>this other stuff bench press, but not push ups with broccoli.

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<v Speaker 6>They'll never eat brocoli again. That'd be bad for him.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here for it. I'm here to actually hear how

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<v Speaker 1>this turns out more than I am here for it.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Oh, don't worry all. Go to the NFL.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the new Sir William coobit and I can't wait

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<v Speaker 1>to see how this shakes out. Amy. Any advice for

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie and that.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, yeah, every child is different, every parenting situation

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<v Speaker 3>is different. So if this is working for Eddie right now.

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<v Speaker 6>Go for it.

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<v Speaker 3>Go for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's something to Amy's theory, though. You're building

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<v Speaker 1>them to beat you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so watch out. You need to be doing push

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<v Speaker 3>ups too.

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<v Speaker 6>I come in in a couple of weeks they beat

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<v Speaker 6>me up.

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<v Speaker 8>Guys, you're covered advantages. It's the best bits of the

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<v Speaker 8>week with Morgan.

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<v Speaker 1>Number two.

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<v Speaker 4>So Amy was supposed to buy the Powerball lottery tickets

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<v Speaker 4>for her and Bobby so they could go in on

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<v Speaker 4>one together, and she forgot so it turned into a

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<v Speaker 4>whole thing, and now she feels like she owes a debt.

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<v Speaker 1>Number four ball got to one point seven nine billion dollars.

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<v Speaker 9>Here you go, two winners overnight in that massive powerball jackpot,

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<v Speaker 9>the second largest in American history. The winning tickets sold

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<v Speaker 9>in Texas and Missouri will share a jaw dropping total

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<v Speaker 9>of nearly one point eight billion dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>So they each get about half a million, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>five hundred million. Yeah, after it was split. Yea four

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and ten million before taxes. Not for me. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not that much, not for me. So obviously we all played.

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<v Speaker 1>It got to be pretty fun, and I gave Amy

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<v Speaker 1>fifty bucks, and I was like, go get some tickets,

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<v Speaker 1>and we had our numbers, and I looked up our

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<v Speaker 1>numbers to see if they had matched. But then I

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<v Speaker 1>thought all the other numbers that we bought, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know if we want or not. And I saw there

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<v Speaker 1>were some winners here locally, Yes, really hi, yep, Well

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<v Speaker 1>there was a lot of numbers. We just say stuff

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<v Speaker 1>around here, and so I thought, well, maybe we hit something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And so I got a text from Amy saying we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't win.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you won fifty dollars.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, how did you win fifty?

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<v Speaker 1>How did I win fifty?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, funny story. So I'm not used to playing the lottery, right,

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<v Speaker 3>and yeah, you've p had me that on Friday, And

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<v Speaker 3>then you'd think one day later, I'd remember, well, I

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<v Speaker 3>went to bed on Saturday night at around nine thirty,

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<v Speaker 3>nine forty five and at ten twenty woke up. Guests,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, the lottery was today. I forgot to play.

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<v Speaker 3>So I started to like, put on my shoes so

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<v Speaker 3>I can go to a gas station. What time again,

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<v Speaker 3>ten twenty pm? So I try to get dressed to

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<v Speaker 3>go buy it. Well, then I'm like, wait a second,

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<v Speaker 3>I think the drawing, Like, it's not just the deadlines tonight,

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<v Speaker 3>like the drawing is tonight. So then I'm like, what

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<v Speaker 3>time is it? Midnight? Is it? You know, eleven? What

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<v Speaker 3>is it? So I google and I learned the drawing

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<v Speaker 3>has already happened. So then I'm like, oh, well, I'll

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<v Speaker 3>look at our our mom's death dates because that's what

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<v Speaker 3>we're really banking on winning on.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that was just one, just one.

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<v Speaker 3>Of many, because we're going to do quick pick fifty,

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<v Speaker 3>I know. So luckily our moms didn't come through for us,

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<v Speaker 3>we did a win because I would have felt I

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<v Speaker 3>mean I would have I don't know what I would

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<v Speaker 3>have done if we maxed.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine if we max the numbers and he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't buy the tickets, Carol, I don't know what I

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<v Speaker 1>would do, Lunchbox office, as he'd kill himself. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what lunch Box said.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so that made me feel instantly better. I was like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna be able to sleep tonight because otherwise sleep

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<v Speaker 3>would have been ruined. I just had to assume that

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<v Speaker 3>our quick picks would have been losers and we would

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<v Speaker 3>have been out.

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<v Speaker 6>Probably.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because you said the odds are we could become

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<v Speaker 3>president before we'd win this, that seems unlikely. You may

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<v Speaker 3>be more so than me, or you more likely to win.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh So then I thought, well, I owe Bobby his

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<v Speaker 3>money back because that'd be unfair to keep it. And

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<v Speaker 3>then also I should give him the money I was

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<v Speaker 3>going to put in towards tickets. So that's how you

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<v Speaker 3>won fifty dollars. So I already venmoed you one hundred

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<v Speaker 3>dollars if you got your money back, and I paid

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<v Speaker 3>you my money, and guess what I'm gonna let you

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<v Speaker 3>win on the next time it gets really big and

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<v Speaker 3>we decided to play, it's on me. I'll go get

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<v Speaker 3>the tickets. You don't even have to put in, and

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<v Speaker 3>whatever I win will split it fifty to fifty.

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<v Speaker 7>You'll forget I'm trying to tell you, Bobby, I've tried

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<v Speaker 7>to warn you.

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<v Speaker 1>I made more money than any of these guys on

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<v Speaker 1>the show.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. Wow. Who else won fifty bucks? Anybody?

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<v Speaker 1>Just me?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>But you could have won, no idea what you would

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<v Speaker 1>have want better? Odds one in the fifty bucks.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>I did win fifty bucks.

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<v Speaker 3>What did you a favor?

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<v Speaker 1>So I forget it. I feel about it. I got

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<v Speaker 1>the entertainment of thinking I was playing. We got the

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<v Speaker 1>bit on the show, and I made fifty bucks. It's

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<v Speaker 1>way more than anybody else got here in this room.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was way too into college football on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>Another perfect reason I forget.

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<v Speaker 3>So distracted. I felt like it was my job, like

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<v Speaker 3>watching college football and doing other kid things and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 1>So live and learn.

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<v Speaker 3>I live in art.

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<v Speaker 6>It was your job to get the ticket, your job.

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<v Speaker 7>He assigned you to get the tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, I want you to go terrible. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>felt I need to do a comparison. Who made the

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<v Speaker 1>most money out the lottery this past weekend?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, already go around and say the amount of moneymy?

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<v Speaker 1>How much you make?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? I lost fifty bucks?

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<v Speaker 1>Scuba Steve. Did you play? I did?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What'd you win?

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<v Speaker 6>I won nothing? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody and glassroom and play Ray did not play with

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<v Speaker 1>celebrating the birthday, did not make the deadline at ten pm? Abby,

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<v Speaker 1>did you play or no?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I bought two, but.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't win.

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<v Speaker 6>I lost ten didn't wink Morgan? You play lottery?

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<v Speaker 3>No? I didn't watchworks.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh it was one hundred bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, it looks like I'm the only one here

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<v Speaker 1>and they call you Black Friday. But from the lottery,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's not from the lottery. It is kind from

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think I had better Amy forgetting. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe I should just play that lottery every time?

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<v Speaker 6>Lottery?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can just give Amy money and she forgets.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet that every time.

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<v Speaker 3>Play the Amy lottery. Welcome, Yes, so Amy.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I want more money than anybody, and hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I want more money. All you guys can bind what

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<v Speaker 1>a day.

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<v Speaker 7>I can't believe you're saying this with a smiling.

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<v Speaker 3>Is going better than I thought me And was like.

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<v Speaker 7>Is it too late to buy lottery tickets? Because I

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<v Speaker 7>was asleep and I just gasped.

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot to buy When he barks, Amy forgot? He

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<v Speaker 1>does well.

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<v Speaker 3>But I also remember a lot of things, and you

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<v Speaker 3>this I should have remembered. And I am mad at myself.

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<v Speaker 3>And I do have systems in play, like I write

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<v Speaker 3>things down, I put things on the calendar. It just

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<v Speaker 3>that one slipped through the cracks. But I do think it's.

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<v Speaker 1>A big crack.

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<v Speaker 7>Is a big crack?

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<v Speaker 1>There we go now?

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<v Speaker 3>But might I remind you? Are you the only one

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<v Speaker 3>that won money this weekend?

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<v Speaker 6>Not with a lottery?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? With Amy lottery, I play a.

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<v Speaker 3>Lot Yes, welcome, step right up? Who else?

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<v Speaker 6>Sense of like?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I did try to text Lunchbox and he never

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<v Speaker 3>replied because I thought, well, who would know right away

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<v Speaker 3>if I can still make it to the gas station

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<v Speaker 3>and purchase some tickets.

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<v Speaker 7>I wanted you to sit there in your misery and

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<v Speaker 7>just swallow the thing that I tried to tell you

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<v Speaker 7>was gonna happen. Amy's not going to buy the tickets.

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<v Speaker 7>She's going to do it wrong, and she she I'm

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<v Speaker 7>so annoyed with myself.

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<v Speaker 1>H fudge, I haven't played the lottery. Was for fun,

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<v Speaker 1>for the bid on the show. We got to have fun.

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<v Speaker 1>We got to have a bit and I made money.

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<v Speaker 6>Wait, you didn't play for the billion dollars because you're

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<v Speaker 6>not gonna win that. That's correct.

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<v Speaker 1>Not nobody even in our state one no where we live.

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<v Speaker 1>So a big shout out to everybody out there who's

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<v Speaker 1>like mess was just happy that they made little money.

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<v Speaker 1>Amy Lottery now played the Amy Lottery. Uh. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>story here about a group of ten staff members at

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<v Speaker 1>an Ohio school who won a million bucks in the

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<v Speaker 1>power ball and they have done this pool for a

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<v Speaker 1>long time, and so each of each teacher in this

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<v Speaker 1>gets seventy two thousand bucks because it's about one hundred

0:22:40.840 --> 0:22:42.480
<v Speaker 1>thousand and they won a million. There's ten of them

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<v Speaker 1>after taxes, and so one of their co workers who

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<v Speaker 1>was in it, one of the ten, they're going to

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<v Speaker 1>give her money to her kid. She didn't get to play.

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<v Speaker 1>She di she did, oh she got Okay, it's gone

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<v Speaker 1>to their late co worker and yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>That's sweet. Okay, I thought, was like a sympathy, like

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<v Speaker 6>you didn't get in this time, won't give you the money?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's harder.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know which harder to cut somebody in that

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't in because they're dead, or to cut someone in

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<v Speaker 1>who forgot to play.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean the death like you know they're they're dead,

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<v Speaker 6>so you feel bad, so you give it to their

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<v Speaker 6>kid and everything. Someone that forgot to play, that's on you, man.

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<v Speaker 1>See. I think it's the other way, really. I think

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<v Speaker 1>if somebody died and they had played a long time,

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<v Speaker 1>no one's gonna know there's nine people in it. There's

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<v Speaker 1>just nine people in it. The tenth didn't even show

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<v Speaker 1>to give their money. Where the other person has been in,

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<v Speaker 1>if they've been in all the time and something happened

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<v Speaker 1>where they forgot, I would want to be given that

0:23:35.720 --> 0:23:38.080
<v Speaker 1>grace that, oh I forgot this week and you won,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll still think about me because I was there every week.

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<v Speaker 6>You're right, and they're still alive.

0:23:40.760 --> 0:23:42.800
<v Speaker 1>Where if I'm dead, I don't know the difference. My

0:23:42.880 --> 0:23:45.320
<v Speaker 1>kid doesn't know the difference. I don't even know you won, correct,

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<v Speaker 1>So I think I would be different there. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I well, first of all, i'd really be alive than dead.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to say that for the Yes, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>think i'd be different. But good for them, for you know,

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<v Speaker 1>there had to be a couple, a couple had to

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<v Speaker 1>be like no, no, no, no, no, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>give them the money. Well then we'll just give it

0:24:03.960 --> 0:24:05.040
<v Speaker 1>without you and you'll be known as that.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, man, well that.

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<v Speaker 3>Has to be a little pack they decided on before

0:24:09.000 --> 0:24:12.000
<v Speaker 3>they won. Like, as they've been playing since that person passed,

0:24:12.000 --> 0:24:13.840
<v Speaker 3>they're probably like, hey, let's go ahead and agree that

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<v Speaker 3>if we win, this is going to be our plan. Great,

0:24:18.200 --> 0:24:19.080
<v Speaker 3>so they've just known.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but even when it happens, are you change your mind?

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<v Speaker 5>It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.

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<v Speaker 4>Number two, speaking of Eddie's household, the tooth Fairy was

0:24:34.680 --> 0:24:36.919
<v Speaker 4>supposed to come for one of his sons, and the

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<v Speaker 4>tooth Fairy sent an assistant, and while that assistant messed

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<v Speaker 4>up royally, and now the assistant is trying to figure

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<v Speaker 4>out how in the world he's supposed to make up

0:24:46.320 --> 0:24:46.600
<v Speaker 4>for this.

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<v Speaker 1>Number three, let's talk about the tooth Fairy sensitively.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, just hear me out sensitively. Try to follow my

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<v Speaker 6>story here.

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<v Speaker 1>Sensitively, there are kids that are listening.

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<v Speaker 6>Correct, Go ahead. So my son, six years old lost

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<v Speaker 6>a tooth. He's all excited, he puts it under his pillow,

0:25:06.680 --> 0:25:12.920
<v Speaker 6>goes to bed. Well, the tooth fairy appointed an assistant

0:25:13.160 --> 0:25:16.760
<v Speaker 6>and said, will you take care of this? So the

0:25:16.760 --> 0:25:20.200
<v Speaker 6>tooth fairy sent the assistant to go, you know, give

0:25:20.359 --> 0:25:25.920
<v Speaker 6>the money under the pillow. But the assistant didn't take

0:25:26.160 --> 0:25:29.000
<v Speaker 6>the tooth, left the money, but didn't take the tooth

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<v Speaker 6>because the assistants used to I guess it doesn't really

0:25:31.720 --> 0:25:33.919
<v Speaker 6>normally do that. The tooth fairy does it? Yeah, do

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<v Speaker 6>you know the assistant very familiar with the assistant look.

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<v Speaker 1>Hispanic, yep, got it, yeah, got it. Loves the cowboys,

0:25:39.880 --> 0:25:43.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah mcdowas cowboy. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So

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<v Speaker 1>the assistant didn't take the tooth and then left the money.

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<v Speaker 1>So now what's the question.

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<v Speaker 6>So the kid wakes up and says, I got money. Wait,

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<v Speaker 6>wait a second, the tooth fairy forgot my tooth. Now

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<v Speaker 6>I'm like, let's just kind of help the tooth fairy

0:25:57.680 --> 0:26:00.119
<v Speaker 6>out here. Maybe the tooth fairy's listening. What do they

0:26:00.119 --> 0:26:03.720
<v Speaker 6>do here? Like, do they somehow just go back and

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<v Speaker 6>get the tooth or what's the situation.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think should be done? Should the kid

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<v Speaker 1>get double the money if he puts the tooth under it?

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<v Speaker 6>Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa? What about that?

0:26:11.840 --> 0:26:13.680
<v Speaker 1>That's what I think. I think is a learning lesson

0:26:13.680 --> 0:26:14.360
<v Speaker 1>for the assistant.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, normally doesn't do this, guys, right, but.

0:26:18.640 --> 0:26:21.320
<v Speaker 1>The assistants new, so you have to learn the hard way.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say, let the kid put the tooth back

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<v Speaker 1>under the pillow again. Tooth fairy or its asistant comes

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<v Speaker 1>again and leaves another couple of blocks.

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<v Speaker 3>It could work. I mean, there's either that, or you

0:26:31.560 --> 0:26:35.640
<v Speaker 3>could make it this whole magical thing where oh when

0:26:35.680 --> 0:26:39.800
<v Speaker 3>this happens, you flush the tooth down the toilet, talking

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<v Speaker 3>it makes its way to the tooth fairy.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I don't know.

0:26:44.400 --> 0:26:45.080
<v Speaker 1>What do you feel?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean definitely not the system. Well, there's no normal

0:26:49.720 --> 0:26:53.560
<v Speaker 6>no more money. First assistant already put more money than

0:26:53.600 --> 0:26:54.280
<v Speaker 6>they normally do.

0:26:54.359 --> 0:26:56.320
<v Speaker 1>Okay, why did the assistants do that?

0:26:56.359 --> 0:26:58.320
<v Speaker 6>Because the system didn't have changed.

0:27:00.560 --> 0:27:02.200
<v Speaker 1>Been there?

0:27:02.280 --> 0:27:04.320
<v Speaker 6>There was no change in the assistant's wallet.

0:27:04.440 --> 0:27:08.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so, and you don't think the assistant should have to.

0:27:09.200 --> 0:27:11.840
<v Speaker 6>Dude, the assistant's not used to doing that stuff, so

0:27:11.880 --> 0:27:13.879
<v Speaker 6>the assistant don't even think about taking the tooth.

0:27:14.000 --> 0:27:15.720
<v Speaker 1>Did the assistant see the tooth?

0:27:16.119 --> 0:27:18.600
<v Speaker 6>No, completely forgot about the tooth, just thought I'm gonna

0:27:18.600 --> 0:27:19.960
<v Speaker 6>go put some money out of a pillow. It was

0:27:20.000 --> 0:27:23.040
<v Speaker 6>like the tooth fairy said, hey, assistant, go leave the

0:27:23.040 --> 0:27:26.320
<v Speaker 6>money and I the to The assistant didn't think about

0:27:26.320 --> 0:27:28.720
<v Speaker 6>the tooth, so left it there. But now, like the

0:27:28.800 --> 0:27:30.720
<v Speaker 6>kid's wondering, like, well, what's going to happen to the

0:27:30.720 --> 0:27:31.200
<v Speaker 6>tooth now?

0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:32.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so what do you think? What do you think

0:27:32.680 --> 0:27:34.280
<v Speaker 1>is gonna happen? If you're making your best guess.

0:27:34.280 --> 0:27:36.439
<v Speaker 6>I love Amy's idea. I think the assistant or the

0:27:36.480 --> 0:27:38.679
<v Speaker 6>tooth fairy, the tooth fairy comes back and just uh

0:27:39.200 --> 0:27:39.800
<v Speaker 6>just takes it.

0:27:40.359 --> 0:27:43.960
<v Speaker 3>No, you involve your kid in the process, Like, let's

0:27:44.000 --> 0:27:47.120
<v Speaker 3>go to take it down the magical pipes.

0:27:47.200 --> 0:27:49.000
<v Speaker 6>The tooth called the toilet.

0:27:49.119 --> 0:27:50.960
<v Speaker 1>The toothborry forgot it, so you have to ship it

0:27:51.000 --> 0:27:51.760
<v Speaker 1>to them through the pipes.

0:27:51.880 --> 0:27:54.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the assistant forgot it.

0:27:54.240 --> 0:27:57.000
<v Speaker 6>What about making a lesson of like, you know, nobody's perfect,

0:27:57.040 --> 0:27:58.280
<v Speaker 6>even the tooth Fairy's not.

0:27:58.240 --> 0:28:00.480
<v Speaker 3>Perfect, right, But then you come up with the plan.

0:28:01.080 --> 0:28:04.480
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, what if you mail it out in the midst

0:28:04.480 --> 0:28:05.040
<v Speaker 6>of the address.

0:28:05.400 --> 0:28:07.639
<v Speaker 3>This could be great. The kid grows up like flushing

0:28:07.680 --> 0:28:10.560
<v Speaker 3>his teeth down the toilet. Let's go with that.

0:28:10.920 --> 0:28:13.399
<v Speaker 6>Then the tooth fairy store the teeth somewhere.

0:28:14.160 --> 0:28:16.560
<v Speaker 1>I make the necklace out of it. Whereas they're out

0:28:16.560 --> 0:28:18.720
<v Speaker 1>every Friday night to the club of all the teeth

0:28:18.760 --> 0:28:19.640
<v Speaker 1>they got for that week.

0:28:19.920 --> 0:28:20.800
<v Speaker 6>Man, I wish we knew.

0:28:20.880 --> 0:28:22.240
<v Speaker 1>That's not true. What do you what's what do you

0:28:22.240 --> 0:28:23.000
<v Speaker 1>think what's gonna happen?

0:28:24.400 --> 0:28:25.280
<v Speaker 6>I mean I don't know.

0:28:25.280 --> 0:28:27.359
<v Speaker 1>I mean I don't double the money.

0:28:28.400 --> 0:28:29.520
<v Speaker 6>Of course you would.

0:28:30.480 --> 0:28:32.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm reading some of the things Toothpiry does. Builds her

0:28:32.680 --> 0:28:35.200
<v Speaker 1>castle out of the teeth, out of the teeth. Well,

0:28:35.520 --> 0:28:36.400
<v Speaker 1>that's a creepy house.

0:28:36.440 --> 0:28:38.200
<v Speaker 6>So then the tooth fairy right now it's probably like,

0:28:38.320 --> 0:28:39.680
<v Speaker 6>oh my gosh, I'm missing a tooth.

0:28:40.920 --> 0:28:45.080
<v Speaker 1>You should mail it, okay, and then have them walk

0:28:45.080 --> 0:28:47.320
<v Speaker 1>out and put it in the box and then.

0:28:48.800 --> 0:28:50.120
<v Speaker 6>And then it gets taken.

0:28:50.560 --> 0:28:55.760
<v Speaker 1>But you just go pull it out of there. I

0:28:55.760 --> 0:28:57.400
<v Speaker 1>would think you got to creatively do it. Let us

0:28:57.400 --> 0:29:00.480
<v Speaker 1>know what you end up on, all right, it's assistant's

0:29:00.480 --> 0:29:00.920
<v Speaker 1>fault though.

0:29:01.200 --> 0:29:02.080
<v Speaker 3>But the address, oh.

0:29:02.040 --> 0:29:03.720
<v Speaker 1>You can actually send it to one, two, three, four, five,

0:29:03.720 --> 0:29:06.240
<v Speaker 1>tooth fairy lane Moutharctica Earth.

0:29:06.280 --> 0:29:08.600
<v Speaker 6>No way mouth Arctica, that's Earth.

0:29:09.240 --> 0:29:12.400
<v Speaker 1>Send it to Mountarctica Earth and have its tooth to

0:29:12.400 --> 0:29:13.120
<v Speaker 1>build his castle.

0:29:13.240 --> 0:29:15.040
<v Speaker 3>Do you address it to the tooth fairy or el

0:29:15.080 --> 0:29:15.520
<v Speaker 3>you nipher?

0:29:16.520 --> 0:29:16.880
<v Speaker 1>Huh?

0:29:17.280 --> 0:29:21.160
<v Speaker 7>What it has to be the tooth fairys make up.

0:29:21.120 --> 0:29:23.480
<v Speaker 1>Somebody like l U nepher to you that was a

0:29:23.720 --> 0:29:24.280
<v Speaker 1>fairy's name?

0:29:25.480 --> 0:29:30.479
<v Speaker 3>You think No, I would write letters to el npher

0:29:31.240 --> 0:29:34.320
<v Speaker 3>or l l Niffer me. What do you wa?

0:29:37.160 --> 0:29:37.760
<v Speaker 6>No?

0:29:38.200 --> 0:29:39.480
<v Speaker 1>Is that a thing? How do you spell it?

0:29:40.280 --> 0:29:42.680
<v Speaker 3>Well, that's I'm going back to my childhood. I don't

0:29:42.680 --> 0:29:44.840
<v Speaker 3>even know if I'm pronouncing it correctly. But e l

0:29:46.320 --> 0:29:52.240
<v Speaker 3>you n e p h or l u neffer am I?

0:29:52.280 --> 0:29:55.680
<v Speaker 1>The only nfer is not a recognized word.

0:29:55.720 --> 0:29:58.760
<v Speaker 3>And yeah, did you do l you knipfer tooth fairy?

0:30:00.040 --> 0:30:01.480
<v Speaker 6>Amy, I don't think there's a thing.

0:30:02.120 --> 0:30:03.680
<v Speaker 1>And you laugh at me about my dog going to

0:30:03.680 --> 0:30:04.080
<v Speaker 1>the farm.

0:30:04.160 --> 0:30:06.400
<v Speaker 3>No, I didn't after you because I was, I know,

0:30:06.480 --> 0:30:08.000
<v Speaker 3>I thought my grandma stuff the feet.

0:30:08.880 --> 0:30:10.240
<v Speaker 1>There's nothing about el you Niffer.

0:30:11.800 --> 0:30:16.920
<v Speaker 4>There's Toothyana or Fatina or Saint Apollinia, but there is no.

0:30:17.240 --> 0:30:18.720
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to bring you on one of my letters.

0:30:18.760 --> 0:30:20.800
<v Speaker 3>I have a letter that I wrote to Ellien Niphfer

0:30:20.840 --> 0:30:22.800
<v Speaker 3>that I guess never made it to Ellen Kniffer, like

0:30:22.840 --> 0:30:25.400
<v Speaker 3>Patrick says, I got it after my mom died.

0:30:25.560 --> 0:30:28.520
<v Speaker 6>They never made it to one tooth, three four tooth

0:30:28.640 --> 0:30:31.760
<v Speaker 6>Lane Mouth, Antarctica.

0:30:31.920 --> 0:30:33.400
<v Speaker 3>The tooth is still taped to the paper.

0:30:35.760 --> 0:30:37.800
<v Speaker 1>I'ms I shall have my tooth.

0:30:37.880 --> 0:30:39.440
<v Speaker 6>Did you with your tooth? Did you put it under

0:30:39.440 --> 0:30:39.760
<v Speaker 6>your pills?

0:30:39.760 --> 0:30:40.200
<v Speaker 1>Still have it?

0:30:40.280 --> 0:30:40.600
<v Speaker 6>Okay?

0:30:40.640 --> 0:30:43.120
<v Speaker 1>I haven't, but I should mail it off. Can you

0:30:43.120 --> 0:30:45.440
<v Speaker 1>get it? Do they base what they give you on

0:30:45.520 --> 0:30:48.560
<v Speaker 1>the money that you have? Is it all relative? That's

0:30:48.600 --> 0:30:50.720
<v Speaker 1>a good question, Like they give you an amount based

0:30:50.720 --> 0:30:52.320
<v Speaker 1>on what you have saved up, so a kid would

0:30:52.320 --> 0:30:54.120
<v Speaker 1>get like a couple of bucks. If I put mine

0:30:54.160 --> 0:30:56.400
<v Speaker 1>under mine, I'm gonna I'm gonna wake up a gold

0:30:56.440 --> 0:30:57.000
<v Speaker 1>bar under there.

0:30:59.480 --> 0:31:00.000
<v Speaker 6>Give it a show.

0:31:00.240 --> 0:31:01.959
<v Speaker 1>L U Knepher is gonna come through for me. This

0:31:02.000 --> 0:31:04.440
<v Speaker 1>is awesome. I'd never heard of el Npfer And good

0:31:04.520 --> 0:31:05.760
<v Speaker 1>luck and let us know what you did right.

0:31:07.160 --> 0:31:11.120
<v Speaker 8>It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.

0:31:12.680 --> 0:31:15.200
<v Speaker 4>Never have I ever thought I would be saying these words.

0:31:15.600 --> 0:31:18.720
<v Speaker 4>Bobby nearly fell for a scam. There was a whole

0:31:18.720 --> 0:31:21.840
<v Speaker 4>situation with his debit card, and then his bank call.

0:31:22.120 --> 0:31:24.640
<v Speaker 4>Then his bank wanted to FaceTime, and he was like whoa, whoa, whoa,

0:31:24.680 --> 0:31:25.320
<v Speaker 4>what's happening.

0:31:25.600 --> 0:31:27.320
<v Speaker 3>He also gave some information that he.

0:31:27.280 --> 0:31:30.960
<v Speaker 4>Probably shouldn't have, and I'm just sitting here being like, wait,

0:31:31.040 --> 0:31:33.280
<v Speaker 4>Bobby almost fell for his scam. I thought he was

0:31:33.320 --> 0:31:35.160
<v Speaker 4>the one person who might be immune to it.

0:31:35.720 --> 0:31:38.200
<v Speaker 1>Number two wasn't feeling great yesterday. I had these crazy

0:31:38.240 --> 0:31:40.560
<v Speaker 1>allergies so way late in the afternoon I fell asleep

0:31:40.600 --> 0:31:43.719
<v Speaker 1>on the couch. Afternoon nap screws me out because then

0:31:43.720 --> 0:31:45.640
<v Speaker 1>I messed up for going to bedtime, I messed up

0:31:45.640 --> 0:31:47.320
<v Speaker 1>for dinner time. I messed up for all my times.

0:31:47.440 --> 0:31:50.680
<v Speaker 1>And also I'm groggy as crap. And so the night

0:31:50.720 --> 0:31:54.840
<v Speaker 1>before I had to cancel my debit card because somebody

0:31:54.880 --> 0:31:56.600
<v Speaker 1>had run up one hundred bucks on it from somewhere

0:31:56.640 --> 0:31:59.160
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know. I got an email, I going, did

0:31:59.160 --> 0:32:01.520
<v Speaker 1>you make this transaction in San Antonio? I'm not in

0:32:01.520 --> 0:32:03.480
<v Speaker 1>San Antonio, haven't been there in a while, so I

0:32:03.520 --> 0:32:07.320
<v Speaker 1>said no. They said, we canceled your card. Boom. So

0:32:07.400 --> 0:32:09.040
<v Speaker 1>that was fresh on my mind because I can't go

0:32:09.040 --> 0:32:11.480
<v Speaker 1>to the ATM again any cash, and I keep cash

0:32:11.560 --> 0:32:14.320
<v Speaker 1>because a tip of cash. And so I get a

0:32:14.360 --> 0:32:17.720
<v Speaker 1>call yesterday from a number in San Diego. It wasn't blocked.

0:32:18.680 --> 0:32:20.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know anybody in San Diego, but I answered

0:32:20.680 --> 0:32:22.120
<v Speaker 1>hello and they said, hey, this is They said my

0:32:22.120 --> 0:32:28.240
<v Speaker 1>bank name. We're calling because you have four purchases at

0:32:28.240 --> 0:32:31.520
<v Speaker 1>a home depot in Georgia, trying to go through each

0:32:31.520 --> 0:32:34.000
<v Speaker 1>of the purchase over five thousand dollars and we just

0:32:34.000 --> 0:32:36.280
<v Speaker 1>want to make sure that you're not spending this money.

0:32:36.320 --> 0:32:38.040
<v Speaker 1>And this card was just canceled the night before. And

0:32:38.080 --> 0:32:39.800
<v Speaker 1>they did say my bank name when they called me,

0:32:39.920 --> 0:32:41.320
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, no, that's not me. I just woke

0:32:41.360 --> 0:32:43.320
<v Speaker 1>up from a nap and I'm like, no, no, no, that's

0:32:43.360 --> 0:32:45.480
<v Speaker 1>not me. And they said, would you verify how much

0:32:45.480 --> 0:32:47.520
<v Speaker 1>you have in your account? And this this check account.

0:32:47.520 --> 0:32:49.960
<v Speaker 1>So I just told them, oh my goodness, well I

0:32:50.000 --> 0:32:52.160
<v Speaker 1>just set a number amounts. It's not that that doesn't matter.

0:32:52.360 --> 0:32:53.320
<v Speaker 6>They would never ask that.

0:32:54.240 --> 0:32:56.640
<v Speaker 1>Right then they said, we're checking checking in savings. We

0:32:56.760 --> 0:32:59.600
<v Speaker 1>say and I and I'm like like, they said, what's

0:32:59.600 --> 0:33:01.040
<v Speaker 1>in this safe? I tell them that I'm out.

0:33:01.280 --> 0:33:04.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh my now They're like, guys, we got them.

0:33:04.520 --> 0:33:06.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, so they're like, hey, we need to verify this

0:33:07.000 --> 0:33:09.120
<v Speaker 1>isn't and it still hasn't hit me yet because I'm

0:33:09.120 --> 0:33:12.920
<v Speaker 1>half asleep and my card was just canceled the night before.

0:33:13.000 --> 0:33:16.320
<v Speaker 1>So they got me fresh and groggy. Great song, too

0:33:16.360 --> 0:33:19.239
<v Speaker 1>fresh and groggy. Uh So I go okay, and they go, hey,

0:33:19.240 --> 0:33:21.480
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna FaceTime you. Are you do you have access

0:33:21.480 --> 0:33:24.480
<v Speaker 1>to your your bank app and so we can check it.

0:33:24.600 --> 0:33:27.560
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna share screens and check this. And so they

0:33:27.600 --> 0:33:30.600
<v Speaker 1>FaceTime me and I'm starting to go something right, but

0:33:30.680 --> 0:33:33.000
<v Speaker 1>they did save the name of my bank. Everything they've

0:33:33.080 --> 0:33:37.160
<v Speaker 1>said was knowledgeable because they've know they knew where I lived,

0:33:37.400 --> 0:33:40.080
<v Speaker 1>they knew the address that my card is attached to,

0:33:40.560 --> 0:33:44.720
<v Speaker 1>they knew all. And I'm like, this doesn't seem right.

0:33:45.040 --> 0:33:46.600
<v Speaker 1>And they're like, well, you can call us back if

0:33:46.600 --> 0:33:47.720
<v Speaker 1>you want, in the back of the number in the

0:33:47.760 --> 0:33:49.600
<v Speaker 1>back of the card. And I'm like, who would.

0:33:49.440 --> 0:33:50.360
<v Speaker 6>Say that, right?

0:33:50.720 --> 0:33:55.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm still groggy, and so I accept the FaceTime and

0:33:55.320 --> 0:33:58.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I don't believe you. And it starts to click.

0:33:58.320 --> 0:34:01.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't believe you. Are they showing their no but

0:34:01.120 --> 0:34:02.960
<v Speaker 1>it's empty. They're like, well, we're going to connect screens,

0:34:03.000 --> 0:34:04.440
<v Speaker 1>get on your app, and we want to make sure

0:34:04.440 --> 0:34:07.360
<v Speaker 1>that the number on your account is exactly what we

0:34:07.360 --> 0:34:09.279
<v Speaker 1>think it is. And I'm like, I don't think you're real,

0:34:09.840 --> 0:34:12.120
<v Speaker 1>so I'm gonna hang up. And he's like, have you

0:34:12.160 --> 0:34:14.080
<v Speaker 1>never talked to fraud before? And he starts to get

0:34:14.120 --> 0:34:15.880
<v Speaker 1>a little testy with me, and that's when I realized

0:34:16.160 --> 0:34:20.160
<v Speaker 1>English accent. Yeah, okay, yeah, kind of effeminate mail.

0:34:20.400 --> 0:34:21.480
<v Speaker 6>What do you mean an English accent?

0:34:21.480 --> 0:34:24.319
<v Speaker 1>Like a like a sassy effeminate mail too. They got

0:34:24.320 --> 0:34:28.800
<v Speaker 1>sassy with me, and so I almost got got because

0:34:28.880 --> 0:34:31.000
<v Speaker 1>here's what I think happened. I think however they got

0:34:31.000 --> 0:34:33.919
<v Speaker 1>my number must have been some sort of data breach

0:34:33.960 --> 0:34:36.440
<v Speaker 1>because they had my card number which they used to

0:34:36.600 --> 0:34:40.279
<v Speaker 1>take something. They had the number that the address, they

0:34:40.280 --> 0:34:43.360
<v Speaker 1>had the bank, they had my cell phone number, so

0:34:43.520 --> 0:34:45.919
<v Speaker 1>all that was together because I'm not gonna get got

0:34:45.920 --> 0:34:49.239
<v Speaker 1>with somebody just going hey, somebody's trying to buy something.

0:34:49.280 --> 0:34:51.359
<v Speaker 1>That happens all the time. But because they had my bank,

0:34:51.440 --> 0:34:54.439
<v Speaker 1>my cell phone number, the home address that the card

0:34:54.520 --> 0:34:56.920
<v Speaker 1>is attached to, and my bank all of that, I

0:34:56.960 --> 0:34:58.799
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, this is probably real. But I think

0:34:58.800 --> 0:35:01.680
<v Speaker 1>what happened is there was a data leak somewhere where

0:35:01.719 --> 0:35:04.080
<v Speaker 1>all that was together. I almost got got.

0:35:05.680 --> 0:35:09.239
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm I feel like my daughter just had some

0:35:09.320 --> 0:35:11.759
<v Speaker 3>weird thing with her card, and now the story is

0:35:11.760 --> 0:35:14.640
<v Speaker 3>sounding similar and I need to do more research because

0:35:14.680 --> 0:35:16.480
<v Speaker 3>her dad was handling it. But I'm like, whoa, whoa,

0:35:16.520 --> 0:35:19.200
<v Speaker 3>whoa would you do? Yep, because you just sent a note,

0:35:19.200 --> 0:35:21.800
<v Speaker 3>but it was it's sounding very very similar.

0:35:25.000 --> 0:35:30.560
<v Speaker 1>That. Yeah, yeah, I almost got got because they knew everything.

0:35:30.600 --> 0:35:32.640
<v Speaker 3>Well, they didn't know the balance till you told them.

0:35:32.760 --> 0:35:34.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I told them. I told my extra account too.

0:35:34.520 --> 0:35:39.160
<v Speaker 1>That's what were they doing? Are they account number to compare? Yeah, well,

0:35:39.160 --> 0:35:40.360
<v Speaker 1>what they wanted to do was to get in and

0:35:40.400 --> 0:35:42.160
<v Speaker 1>see my accounts. They can see the account number in

0:35:42.200 --> 0:35:43.560
<v Speaker 1>the app because I'll show you that if you log

0:35:43.560 --> 0:35:45.719
<v Speaker 1>into the app your ash. So what they wanted to

0:35:45.719 --> 0:35:47.759
<v Speaker 1>see was my account number, not really the balance.

0:35:47.440 --> 0:35:49.160
<v Speaker 3>But they needed to see if you were worth their while.

0:35:50.080 --> 0:35:52.480
<v Speaker 1>No, anything's worth their while. Five hundred bucks is worth

0:35:52.480 --> 0:35:56.239
<v Speaker 1>the wow. Oh they had me because they had so

0:35:56.440 --> 0:35:57.640
<v Speaker 1>much information.

0:35:57.440 --> 0:35:59.760
<v Speaker 6>And they caught you fresh and groggy.

0:35:59.480 --> 0:36:03.880
<v Speaker 1>Fresh and nobody don't ass me. I'm just so fresh

0:36:03.880 --> 0:36:04.920
<v Speaker 1>and groggy.

0:36:04.840 --> 0:36:05.760
<v Speaker 3>So fresh and so kroaky.

0:36:05.840 --> 0:36:09.040
<v Speaker 1>Thank you. So that is that's how I almost got

0:36:09.080 --> 0:36:11.440
<v Speaker 1>scammed yesterday, so everybody be aware they're not going to

0:36:11.480 --> 0:36:13.640
<v Speaker 1>ask you to FaceTime. And they did, and I was

0:36:13.719 --> 0:36:15.400
<v Speaker 1>groggy enough to accept it, but then I was like,

0:36:15.480 --> 0:36:17.359
<v Speaker 1>I don't. Once I accepted it, it was kind of like

0:36:17.600 --> 0:36:18.919
<v Speaker 1>snap me out of it. I was like, I don't

0:36:18.920 --> 0:36:19.680
<v Speaker 1>believe this is real.

0:36:21.200 --> 0:36:25.120
<v Speaker 5>It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.

0:36:29.760 --> 0:36:32.359
<v Speaker 4>Lunchbox a seven year old is living in a different time.

0:36:32.560 --> 0:36:35.400
<v Speaker 4>He went on a two point two mile adventure and

0:36:35.400 --> 0:36:38.319
<v Speaker 4>it all was around a sleepover. And if you haven't

0:36:38.320 --> 0:36:40.960
<v Speaker 4>heard the story yet, just prepare yourself because your jaw

0:36:41.040 --> 0:36:42.480
<v Speaker 4>is going to be on the floor.

0:36:43.000 --> 0:36:45.680
<v Speaker 1>Number one Lunchbox says, this is the craziest story of

0:36:45.719 --> 0:36:46.479
<v Speaker 1>his parent life.

0:36:46.560 --> 0:36:49.279
<v Speaker 7>All right, go ahead, Okay, So Friday night, my seven

0:36:49.320 --> 0:36:51.319
<v Speaker 7>year old went and slept over at someone's house for

0:36:51.360 --> 0:36:54.960
<v Speaker 7>the first time ever, and he was so excited, and

0:36:55.080 --> 0:36:57.319
<v Speaker 7>I mean, it was great. Didn't hear anything from the

0:36:57.320 --> 0:37:00.920
<v Speaker 7>other family, So it was going great until six am

0:37:01.239 --> 0:37:04.799
<v Speaker 7>on Saturday morning. My wife wakes me up and goes, hey,

0:37:04.800 --> 0:37:07.000
<v Speaker 7>do you hear that? It was ding ding ding ding

0:37:07.080 --> 0:37:08.399
<v Speaker 7>ding ding ding ding ding.

0:37:08.400 --> 0:37:09.120
<v Speaker 1>Ding ding ding.

0:37:09.840 --> 0:37:13.680
<v Speaker 7>It's like that's the doorbell and we go downstairs and

0:37:13.760 --> 0:37:16.520
<v Speaker 7>our seven year old is standing at the front door

0:37:17.080 --> 0:37:20.839
<v Speaker 7>dripping sweat. And I opened the door and I said,

0:37:20.840 --> 0:37:24.960
<v Speaker 7>what's up, buddy, goes, well, I woke up. It was

0:37:25.080 --> 0:37:28.120
<v Speaker 7>light outside, so I thought it was time to come home.

0:37:29.080 --> 0:37:33.000
<v Speaker 7>So he literally got his backpack without telling anybody at

0:37:33.040 --> 0:37:37.800
<v Speaker 7>that house, walked out the door and walked two point

0:37:37.800 --> 0:37:38.960
<v Speaker 7>two miles to my house.

0:37:39.000 --> 0:37:45.400
<v Speaker 6>Oh my good, miles two point two miles.

0:37:45.480 --> 0:37:47.640
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was like a neighbor like, how did

0:37:47.680 --> 0:37:49.600
<v Speaker 1>he know how to get home? Is that straight line?

0:37:49.840 --> 0:37:50.040
<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 7>So he went from their house back to school school

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<v Speaker 7>to our house.

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<v Speaker 1>Does he know school at the house?

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<v Speaker 6>Rat? Yehs smart and.

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<v Speaker 7>He knows to get to their house from the school

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<v Speaker 7>at six a m.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you confused?

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<v Speaker 7>For a minute, I was like when I saw him

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<v Speaker 7>and I saw no vehicle, I was like, man, So

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<v Speaker 7>they just dropped him off and drove away, like that's

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<v Speaker 7>messed up. And then he was like, yeah, I knew

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<v Speaker 7>that it was light out and that I had a

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<v Speaker 7>soccer game today, so I thought it was time to

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<v Speaker 7>come home. And I was just like, Bud, did you

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<v Speaker 7>not see anybody when you were walking? And he goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 7>I did, And they said good morning, and I said

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<v Speaker 7>good morning. Back what so people saw this seven year

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<v Speaker 7>old with a backpack at six am wandering the streets

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<v Speaker 7>and they just say good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I was blown all way.

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<v Speaker 6>That's a good point. Like no one called the cops.

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<v Speaker 6>Said there's a kid like walking with a backpack.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, but you know what makes me nervous. It's like, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>we should call the police. But also sometimes when people

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<v Speaker 3>call the police, the parents get arrested.

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<v Speaker 6>Well you know what lunchbox good at.

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<v Speaker 7>But here's the.

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<v Speaker 3>Thing, and let's look, did nothing wrong in neither did

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<v Speaker 3>the parents where the kid was spending the night.

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<v Speaker 7>Right, they didn't do anything wrong. They were all asleep

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<v Speaker 7>and he just woke up. It was light outside, and

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<v Speaker 7>he just grabbed his bag and left and it was

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<v Speaker 7>just like and then he said, I saw lightning, so

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<v Speaker 7>I ran part of the way. That's why he was

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<v Speaker 7>dripping sweat.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, who are you upset at?

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<v Speaker 7>I think I'm more upset the people that were just

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<v Speaker 7>out walking or running or whatever they were doing, and

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<v Speaker 7>they saw the kid and they didn't even check on them.

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<v Speaker 7>They didn't say hey, man, like it looks a little weird.

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<v Speaker 7>On a Saturday morning at six am, a kid with

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<v Speaker 7>his backpack?

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<v Speaker 6>Hold on, but what about your son leaving to walk?

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<v Speaker 1>But also, is it a neighbor neighbor neighborhood? If it's

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<v Speaker 1>a super neighborhood where the streets aren't super crowded. I

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<v Speaker 1>see a kid walking, I'm thinking he's just going from

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<v Speaker 1>house to house, that's probably what I'm If it's a highway,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, that does not make sense, right, true?

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<v Speaker 7>And then I don't know where on the two point

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<v Speaker 7>two miles he saw these people? Did he see him

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<v Speaker 7>the neighborhood? Did he see him when he was on

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<v Speaker 7>just a street? Did you call the parents? We texted

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<v Speaker 7>them immediately and they were like, we woke up five

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<v Speaker 7>minutes ago because the young I guess they're young. His

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<v Speaker 7>son woke up and it was like, I don't see

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<v Speaker 7>him anywhere, and she's like, that's not funny. And then

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<v Speaker 7>she turned on the lights.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was imagine they went through his own yard

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<v Speaker 1>attack when you found out you knew he wasn't bad.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, And she said they were looking in the out

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<v Speaker 7>in the yard, in the alley, they were looking everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Alone boy Part two.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, they thought maybe he sleepwalks, so they were about

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<v Speaker 7>to call us and say, hey, does your son sleepwalk?

0:40:24.719 --> 0:40:26.720
<v Speaker 7>And she was like, I just got our alarm disarmed

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<v Speaker 7>two months ago. Oh my gosh. Like he just walked

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<v Speaker 7>out the front door. Walked out the front door two

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<v Speaker 7>point two miles.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a neighbor neighbor and neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, But then he had to go on some greenway.

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<v Speaker 6>Like like trails.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, smart kid.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, he found his way home.

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<v Speaker 1>He bary girls did all the way home.

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<v Speaker 6>So does he get in trouble at all?

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<v Speaker 3>Though?

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<v Speaker 7>Like, no, I haven't had the talk with him, like, hey, man, like,

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<v Speaker 7>great job, Like I'm super proud of you because you

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<v Speaker 7>knew your way home, Like that was so impressive. But Bud,

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<v Speaker 7>next time tell an adult where you're going. I haven't

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<v Speaker 7>had that talk because it was just like I'm still

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<v Speaker 7>like in shock when I opened that door and he's

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<v Speaker 7>standing there dripping sweat.

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<v Speaker 1>Like his dad even then, Yeah, you sweat all the time,

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<v Speaker 1>even when you're right.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, And it was just like man, and he was like,

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<v Speaker 7>my legs are a little tired because I ran most

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<v Speaker 7>of the way.

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<v Speaker 1>It was lightning. I also run with the lightnings.

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<v Speaker 6>Because that is a crazy stack.

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<v Speaker 3>That is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think. I think if it's the neighborhood, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>be mad at anybody. If anything, be happy that your

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<v Speaker 1>kid was smart enough to get home.

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<v Speaker 7>No, I am happy about that.

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<v Speaker 1>That is cool.

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<v Speaker 7>But I just I can't imagine if you see a

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<v Speaker 7>kid with a backpack at that early in the morning

0:41:40.239 --> 0:41:42.799
<v Speaker 7>on a Saturday, you don't stop him and say, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 7>is everything okay?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't wan to be the creepy person and stops

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<v Speaker 1>a kid.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, well I know, but I'm thinking back to

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<v Speaker 3>when I first got Stevenson, when my kids first came

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<v Speaker 3>to America, Stevenson was seven years old and he would

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<v Speaker 3>learn how he learned how to ride a little bike,

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<v Speaker 3>and we would go on little walks and he would

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<v Speaker 3>be riding the bike. And he's Haitian, so he's black

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm white. And I can't tell you how many

0:42:03.960 --> 0:42:06.480
<v Speaker 3>times he got stopped, Like I would be walking near

0:42:06.560 --> 0:42:08.920
<v Speaker 3>him with the dog, but people would think I'm not

0:42:09.040 --> 0:42:11.680
<v Speaker 3>the mom, so they would stop him straight up. And

0:42:11.719 --> 0:42:14.000
<v Speaker 3>he was that age and they'd be like, where's your

0:42:14.000 --> 0:42:16.359
<v Speaker 3>mom or you by yourself, like this doesn't seem right.

0:42:16.400 --> 0:42:18.239
<v Speaker 3>And we were in a neighborhood neighborhood like.

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<v Speaker 1>And Nate like a creepy white lady following him.

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<v Speaker 3>They thought, No, I don't think. I think they just

0:42:22.880 --> 0:42:25.200
<v Speaker 3>thought I was walking my dog and he'd be like, oh,

0:42:25.280 --> 0:42:28.200
<v Speaker 3>that's my mom right there, and they'd be like, oh, okay,

0:42:28.239 --> 0:42:31.120
<v Speaker 3>I guess this is one of those adoption situations. But

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<v Speaker 3>like they would always ask, like I was shocked how

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<v Speaker 3>many people were very concerned. And he was seven eight,

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<v Speaker 3>So I guess in my mind on picturing, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 3>to picture what a seven or eight year old looks like.

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<v Speaker 3>And it is weird when they're out by.

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<v Speaker 1>Themselves doing a kid unless there are a cars driving by.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's like a kid in a small neighborhood, I

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<v Speaker 1>just think he's going five houses down here. Yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not getting the one that's like white van. I

0:42:52.320 --> 0:42:54.759
<v Speaker 1>don't want that pointed in me, right because I love

0:42:54.800 --> 0:42:58.439
<v Speaker 1>my white Van. I'll never change. I'll have my white

0:42:58.480 --> 0:42:59.200
<v Speaker 1>Van for everything.

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<v Speaker 8>It's the best Bits of the Week with Morgan number two.

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<v Speaker 4>That wraps it up for us this weekend. Thanks for

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<v Speaker 4>hanging out with me and catching up on the show.

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<v Speaker 4>If you've never ever listened before, go check out part

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<v Speaker 4>one This Weekend with Eddie.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so much fun.

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<v Speaker 4>We have full blown conversations and him and I really

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<v Speaker 4>never have a plan. I never have topics to discuss.

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<v Speaker 4>We just kind of go down.

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<v Speaker 3>Different rabbit holes together. And Part three is always listener Q.

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<v Speaker 4>And A and I really try not to hold punches

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<v Speaker 4>and get all the answers that you guys want. But

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<v Speaker 4>if this is where I leave you, then I hope

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<v Speaker 4>you have a fun and happy weekend. And I am

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<v Speaker 4>so excited because I'm going home to meet the new

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<v Speaker 4>baby in the family, So wish me luck. Auntie Morgan

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<v Speaker 4>is in full effect.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the best bits of the Week with Morgan. Thanks

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