Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after today's strawberry letter. You guys are not
Speaker 1: going to believe my letter for today. The subject is
Speaker 1: over seventy and selling sexiness. Almost wait till you're here,
Speaker 1: Just wait till this one is crazy? Right? That was
Speaker 1: my grandmother's name. All right, uh, right now though, the
Speaker 1: nephew in the building with today's prank phone call, what
Speaker 1: what's you got for his nap? God ain't through, but
Speaker 1: we all. God ain't through with you. You're asking for it,
Speaker 1: but we are. Ok. This is God. He may not
Speaker 1: beat through which, but we are we through which. Let's
Speaker 1: go cat. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach our sister
Speaker 1: to alight. This is brother Brinkley from the church. How
Speaker 1: you doing? Oh? Hey, how is it? It's I'm at work.
Speaker 1: Can I call you back? H Well, this is this
Speaker 1: is kind of urgent. I call your your house phone
Speaker 1: and I didn't get an answer, and I had this
Speaker 1: other number on file, so I wanted to reach out
Speaker 1: to you. But what I won't take long. But it
Speaker 1: really is a hurt, that urgent matter. If you don't man,
Speaker 1: all right, hold on, hold on, let me let me
Speaker 1: step away. From my tubero. Hello. Hello, yeah, okay, so
Speaker 1: what's uh but Brinkley speech tually. Okay, we have a
Speaker 1: bit of a problem here and we're gonna try to
Speaker 1: We're trying to clean up a lot of things here
Speaker 1: at the church in you know, I hate to be
Speaker 1: the one to bring you some bad news. Let me
Speaker 1: just start by by saying that God might not be
Speaker 1: through with you, but we are here at the church.
Speaker 1: It has been brought the attention, uh sister car that
Speaker 1: you guys are halfway coming to church. You you you
Speaker 1: might come once once out of a month. You're not
Speaker 1: tithing as we expected. You know, the church can't really
Speaker 1: depend on you. Um, it's you you got you know,
Speaker 1: you bring your kids. I think your brother comes to
Speaker 1: the church. But everybody is coming every now we need
Speaker 1: we cannot depend on you all to be the members
Speaker 1: and have the expectation of what we're trying to do.
Speaker 1: Held a hold a hold, to hold hold of what
Speaker 1: you say. You say your name is yes, and you
Speaker 1: you work on you work on the edition. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I've never heard of you before. I I have been
Speaker 1: officiated by the pastor as I'm over actually over the
Speaker 1: finance and we're going through all of the books and
Speaker 1: looking at all of the numbers of the of the
Speaker 1: members of the church and directory, and we're noticing what
Speaker 1: people are paying time, what people are on fans tid
Speaker 1: who's coming to church, who's participating in different and if
Speaker 1: in uh ministries and whatnot. And since at the car
Speaker 1: I got, I had to be honest with you. You
Speaker 1: you am maybe once every one of the mine we
Speaker 1: might see you might not see you, you know, and
Speaker 1: like I said, God may not beat through with you,
Speaker 1: but we are okay. You been saying that. It's why
Speaker 1: I don't understand, like, like y'all monitoring my my my
Speaker 1: church going like I can't, I can't. I have to
Speaker 1: go every single week. I mean, when why are you
Speaker 1: absent so much at the church? Explain that? I mean,
Speaker 1: I have three kids, you know, I mean I have
Speaker 1: two jobs. Some time I don't. I mean, I still pray.
Speaker 1: I don't understand how a church can are you y'all
Speaker 1: still you got two jobs. But we're not getting tired
Speaker 1: Like you got two jobs. You're not tired, and like
Speaker 1: you got two jobs. I can't afford you just you
Speaker 1: just said I got two jobs. That's what you just said,
Speaker 1: and that don't job start in supporting my chid? I mean,
Speaker 1: I can't support the church and my kids is the
Speaker 1: same term? How to kid you both? I mean, I
Speaker 1: I give what I can. Let me ask you something.
Speaker 1: What are you making on that other job? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Are you really? You? Really? You? Really? I didn't know
Speaker 1: the church? God? Is this deep with you really asking
Speaker 1: me how much I make? And my second 'all that
Speaker 1: I tape to support my kids? Cool? And now did
Speaker 1: this got to be something? This is I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: this to you again. God may not be through with you,
Speaker 1: but we are. If you are gonna pay your ties,
Speaker 1: if you're not gonna come to work on a consistent basis,
Speaker 1: then what what do you benefit? The church? Is that
Speaker 1: what the church is about? This can't be. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say this. I'm gonna say this to you. You Let
Speaker 1: me tell you what the church is all about? The churches? Hey,
Speaker 1: and you say, we go with you again one more time?
Speaker 1: I'm serious. No, I'm gonna tell you this you're talking about?
Speaker 1: Is that what the church is about? Let me tell
Speaker 1: you what the church is. The church is a hospital
Speaker 1: for cripple souls. You understand that that's what. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: what the churches. But when when we have the souls
Speaker 1: that are coming in to be saved, we are doing
Speaker 1: our job. And guess what those people that are coming
Speaker 1: and you know what they're doing. They're tithing. That's what
Speaker 1: they're doing. They're tithing. You, sister Takara, I'm sure your
Speaker 1: soul is crippled. You're not coming and you're not tithing.
Speaker 1: You may give us a little some something when you
Speaker 1: show up if you show up. Am I right a wrong? Okay? Hold,
Speaker 1: let me get the straight. This is what you call
Speaker 1: me for in the middle of my work day to
Speaker 1: tell me that you're kicking me out the church because
Speaker 1: I don't give enough money to the church while I'm
Speaker 1: at my job that I can bury fort to pay
Speaker 1: my bills with. Not a fact. I don't even know
Speaker 1: who you are. I've never met you in my life,
Speaker 1: and I don't know what this church. You know this church.
Speaker 1: I hate to say it, but if that's what the
Speaker 1: church is about, you had the nerve to call me. Okay, Na, Na, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: let me say something now you're being very Unchristian like.
Speaker 1: Na to the car. You're gonna watch you John in
Speaker 1: your language him, this is not Christian life. Well, well
Speaker 1: do you do you know? Brother Dwayne? Isn't that your brothers? Okay?
Speaker 1: And no, brother Dwayne is who told me to call you?
Speaker 1: Really my brother? So so what is this about? H brother? Whatever?
Speaker 1: I don't know. What is your name? My name is
Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your brother
Speaker 1: do ain't got me to prank phone call you? No?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, he's not to get me by you
Speaker 1: from this job. I'm in the lobby screaming up looking
Speaker 1: at me. Oh mysh, all right, what's up? No? No, normal?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. My heart is racing.
Speaker 1: Tell me it's the car. What is the baddest and
Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1: God may not be through with you, but we are.
Speaker 1: Get your nephew cussing in that lobby. Let him go ahead,
Speaker 1: but see but see that's what it is. Let me
Speaker 1: get away from my cubicle. Of course. What I don't
Speaker 1: want to do is losing my church and my job.
Speaker 1: May not be through with you, but we are. You're
Speaker 1: gonna quit all this halfway ties and hand on when
Speaker 1: you're coming here. We don't want you. Hum yes, uh,
Speaker 1: Three Port Louisiana, East Texas. Everybody around the way, it's
Speaker 1: your boy nephew time. If guess what Three Port, East Texas.
Speaker 1: I'm coming to town. It's date night comedy show Nephew,
Speaker 1: Tommy and Friends. That's MLK Weekend, Sunday, January fifteen at
Speaker 1: the Three Port Municipal Auditorium. Stupid is on the way.
Speaker 1: Did you hear what I'm saying? Stupid is on the
Speaker 1: way and I'm bringing my friends with me. Go to
Speaker 1: ticket master. I'll go to the box office. Get your
Speaker 1: tickets because the nephew is coming to town. Say no more.
Speaker 1: It's it, that's it. It's a rap. What we're talking about.
Speaker 1: Ignorance comes around wash every three. Yeah, you're lucky every day,
Speaker 1: spread as some of that spread some of it around.
Speaker 1: I may not beat the witch, but we all ministry
Speaker 1: all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next, it is
Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letters, subject seventy and selling Sexiness. We'll get
Speaker 1: into it right after this. What do you hear this?
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