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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season two, O seven,

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Speaker 1: Episode two of Dirtily Like Guys start production of My

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Speaker 1: Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we take a

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Speaker 1: deep dive into America's shared consciousness. And it's Tuesday, October

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Speaker 1: ninety one. My name is Jack O'Brien. A k so Hi, Hi,

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Speaker 1: it's Jack O'Brien. Some guy bent some metal with my cagles,

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Speaker 1: but my prostate was dry, and then good old boys

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Speaker 1: were soaking choose left and right, singing Morning, it's the

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Speaker 1: Daily's like Geist Morning. It's the Daily's Like That is

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Speaker 1: courtesy of Lex and Lusey, and I'm thrilled to be

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Speaker 1: joined as always by my co host, Mr Miles Gray.

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Speaker 1: Do you be Weed? At the start of I Love

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Speaker 1: I Watch you disappear and smoke ever really thing ninja

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Speaker 1: enough phoe Oh. Shout out to Hannah on the discord

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Speaker 1: for that. Just believe Megan Fox, machine Gun Kelly Inspired

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Speaker 1: a k A shout out MFC Ericsson. Also we asked

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Speaker 1: in MFC Ericson provided the photoshop job that we all deserved.

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Speaker 1: Jack and I in the red carpet and I saw

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Speaker 1: some other people getting on the photoshop, So shout out

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Speaker 1: the listeners who got the assignment. Now, I definitely pay

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Speaker 1: attention to the show while we're recording it, but could

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Speaker 1: you refresh my memory? What that? What? What the request

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Speaker 1: was there? So okay, you know, so you saw and

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Speaker 1: you saw the picture. Yeah, yeah, I saw the Okay,

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Speaker 1: my wife, My wife's a good look. I was like,

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Speaker 1: what's going on with you, Miles, But no, we were

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Speaker 1: talking about the Megan Fox thing, and we're just talking

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Speaker 1: about how cliche their photos were, like her aiming the

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Speaker 1: gun at his cross and stuff and like and I'm

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Speaker 1: just like, yo, somebody photo shop us as a terrible

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Speaker 1: making Fox mg K couple. And then I was turned

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Speaker 1: into Steve Harvey, right, so you're Steve Harvey. I was

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Speaker 1: I okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was my confusion

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Speaker 1: with the with the technina at my nether region. Yeah. Well, Miles,

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Speaker 1: we are thrilled to be joined in our third seat

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Speaker 1: by one of the funniest and smartest writers and people

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Speaker 1: I've ever worked with. He is the author of the

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Speaker 1: book How to Fight Presidents. Is currently a writer for

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Speaker 1: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, is in development on

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Speaker 1: a fishing show with Eli Manning and co hosts The

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Speaker 1: podcast Quick Question with Soren and Daniel. Please welcome the hilarious,

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Speaker 1: the talented, the brilliant Daniel O'Brien Obey, thank you, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. There's nothing I could do but underwhelmed

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Speaker 1: after after such a gracious set up. No relation, by

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Speaker 1: the way, good good to see you. Tell me about

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Speaker 1: this fishing show. I've noticed a lot of Eli Manning

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Speaker 1: content from you. Uh, you seem real thirsty for a

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Speaker 1: project with Eli. Well, what's your relation to Eli Manning?

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Speaker 1: I am. I'm a huge New York Football Giants fan.

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Speaker 1: I think there's something inherently very funny about Eli. He's

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Speaker 1: just like an earnest, big goofball who shouldn't have two

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Speaker 1: Super Bowl wings, but he does and there's nothing we

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Speaker 1: can do about it. And I just love this, this

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Speaker 1: charming dufus oath. And I've been following him on Twitter

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Speaker 1: and like I, I don't like to be very loud

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Speaker 1: about what I want professionally on Twitter and like ask

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Speaker 1: for opportunities because it seems gauch to me. But I

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Speaker 1: suspend that rule just for Eli Manning because I want

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Speaker 1: to do something with him and I and I surely

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Speaker 1: he's not even aware of my existence, and if he

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Speaker 1: was ever tipped off to it, he would think I'm

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Speaker 1: making fun of him in some way When I I

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Speaker 1: sent him pitch that, I'm like, like, I want to

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Speaker 1: do a show with you in a bunch of puppets

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Speaker 1: and they try to teach you Spanish. And I'm sure

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Speaker 1: because people think he's making fun of you, Eli, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I want to do a puppet show with you, or

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Speaker 1: I want to do a show about hot wings. I

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Speaker 1: know he got this deal with Frank's Red Hot sauce,

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Speaker 1: and I know you like fishing and I love fishing.

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Speaker 1: Let's do a phishing show with it without puppets. I

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Speaker 1: don't care. I just I think if if I could

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Speaker 1: just sit in a room with Eli Manning, well we

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Speaker 1: can whip up something for Peacock or FX on Hulu

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Speaker 1: or I guess I probably should suggest HBO Max something.

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Speaker 1: We can do something together, Eli, please. I mean, if

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Speaker 1: you think deeply right, I think the way to get

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Speaker 1: the Red Hots thing is I'm sadly you would have

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Speaker 1: and then you pitch the like the special content and

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Speaker 1: then you know, through his deal, they're gonna be like,

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Speaker 1: that's great, We're gonna go to Eli with it. I

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Speaker 1: feel like that's the quickest route there. But I don't

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Speaker 1: just bombard him on Twitter until he responds. Yeah. It

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Speaker 1: was difficult enough to convince my parents what I was

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Speaker 1: If I now have to quit my television job, I

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Speaker 1: was like, I worked for the Hot Sauce Company. Now

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Speaker 1: it's a long con. It's gonna pay off. This is

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Speaker 1: gonna work out for us. But you just have to

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Speaker 1: trust me and tell the neighbors that I'm on hyads

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Speaker 1: for work while I work for the Hot Sauce Company.

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Speaker 1: I believe, I believe that you can make this happen

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Speaker 1: no matter what. I just think it's it's in the

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Speaker 1: cards for you. Thank you really really means a lot

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Speaker 1: to me, And I only say that because I have

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Speaker 1: to believe that. In order for me and Prince Harry

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Speaker 1: to hang out like I desperately want to happen. So

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Speaker 1: if that can happen, then yours definitely is happening. So

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Speaker 1: onward with the Eli show. Hell yeah, absolutely, I would

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Speaker 1: pay very good money to watch Eli Manning learned Spanish

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Speaker 1: puppet to ur not because you know the sub breddit.

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Speaker 1: Eli five explained like I'm five, e l I five.

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Speaker 1: Eli explain like I'm Eli Joe. You funk with that? Okay, Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's now? Is that Eli explaining the most complex things out?

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Speaker 1: Five year old bro? So every week we watched Eli

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Speaker 1: learned about all kinds of like quantum physics and things. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's Eli asking since here questions of five year olds,

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Speaker 1: and they help him, They teach him and the savant

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Speaker 1: type five year olds like genius five year olds, and

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Speaker 1: Eli the frustrated with Eli man how do I do

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Speaker 1: lowercase bees versus lowercase ts? And they're like, use your hand,

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Speaker 1: make it look like a bed and it's left to right.

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Speaker 1: That's what it looks like. That's what looks like. Eli. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I'm here to talk to you about the large

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Speaker 1: Hadron collider. What's that? Yeah? Have you watched any of

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Speaker 1: the Monday night football kind of telecasts or simulcasts I

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Speaker 1: guess where he and Peyton kind of chop it up.

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Speaker 1: I have not, because Peyton is not part of my

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Speaker 1: my football sitcom narrative. I think because Peyton is like

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Speaker 1: and I don't want that to to infect my goals.

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Speaker 1: I love that man, is it good? Do you watch it?

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Speaker 1: I don't watch it, but I've heard, like the things

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Speaker 1: which also kind of interferes with the my preferred narrative

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Speaker 1: around Eli. But yeah, well this is go for his agent, man, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: pitch him director. I was gonna say, we're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: I think we should just like strategize about this elish

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Speaker 1: to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,

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Speaker 1: a few of the stories we're talking about dumb spies.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about two dumb spies that just got caught.

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Speaker 1: There is a long tradition of dumb spies that I

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Speaker 1: spies in general are not what you see in movies,

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Speaker 1: unless you're talking about like the movie spy with Melissa McCarthy.

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Speaker 1: Like that that is more in line with like the

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Speaker 1: like what actual how actual spies operate, or at least

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Speaker 1: John Lakar story I always talked about, like, you know,

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Speaker 1: So we'll talk about that. We'll talk about the dependency ratio.

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Speaker 1: China's economy missed its mark this past quarter, and the

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Speaker 1: So I would like to bring that up. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: about the time travel lawyers who are populating social media

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Speaker 1: from your search history? Yes, most recently I searched how

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Speaker 1: most obviously, he tells you that I'm I'm moving in

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Speaker 1: October eighteen. I'm not moving until December thirty one. It's

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Speaker 1: it's very far out there, and so this also tells

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Speaker 1: nowhere to sit for a while. And most telling Lee,

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Speaker 1: I think it's it reminds everyone that I'm even in

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Speaker 1: my mid thirties, I'm still very focused on, like what

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Speaker 1: is the normal way to go about doing things? I

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Speaker 1: vibes from you, like just kind of pack some repacks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's smart. It's better than the alternative, which I

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Speaker 1: those first moves in or at right after colleges, when

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Speaker 1: I'll put all these books and pans in a garbage

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Speaker 1: bag and throw them into trunk. Yeah, and the amount

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Speaker 1: It was a very quick move, and there are so

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Speaker 1: thousand in crypto in exchange. And I guess there was

426
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 1: going to be more, but people like, that's kind of

427
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 1: a low bar considering you're now looking at life in prison.

428
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,879
Speaker 1: So his payment was more getting to like use the

429
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 1: lingo and put thumb drives and peanut butter sandwiches, which

430
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:43,160
Speaker 1: I would assume fucking ruined it. Like yeah, I don't know,

431
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 1: probably Saran wrapped the jump drive, you know, and then

432
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 1: you put then you smeared and piamon jack. That's why

433
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:59,400
Speaker 1: they pay you the delete. But a lot of people

434
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 1: were saying, like, another reason they thought it was an

435
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,439
Speaker 1: ally because this guy told me was like I need

436
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: you to prove to me that like you're on the up, Like, well,

437
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 1: I will be in d C with my wife at

438
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 1: your embassy or they said, at a building that you own,

439
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 1: presumably an embassy or consulate, like give a signal so

440
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 1: I know that like you are, like the government knows,

441
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,879
Speaker 1: and like you're trying to communicate with me. Apparently this

442
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: guy got that signal when he went to see whatever

443
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,879
Speaker 1: it was. And this is the part where it gets

444
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 1: really just kind of sad. This is just one of

445
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 1: the letters that he wrote to this guy. Okay, says

446
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 1: thank you for so again. This is their the transmission

447
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 1: of information that's begun. Money has been exchanged, and like

448
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 1: they see like more coming down the road. This is

449
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 1: from Jonathan quote, thank you for your partnership as well,

450
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 1: my friend. One day, when it is safe, perhaps two

451
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 1: old friends will have a chance to stumble into each

452
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,879
Speaker 1: other at a cafe, share a bottle of wine, and

453
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 1: laugh over stories of their shared exploits. A fine thought,

454
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,440
Speaker 1: but but I agree that our mutual need for security

455
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: may make that impossible. Whether we meet up or no,

456
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 1: I will always remember your bravery and serving your country

457
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 1: and your commitment to helping me. Oh my god, what

458
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 1: what a bummer? Yeah, Like you're just there and you're

459
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 1: like hello, yeah, quick hat tip. There's Yeah. That is

460
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,959
Speaker 1: the one thing we know about this guy as he's

461
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 1: seen dark Knight rises and doesn't realize he's pulling from

462
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 1: that in that in that part probably or doesn't although

463
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:31,400
Speaker 1: that was needing it will realize that. Yeah. I love

464
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 1: the FBI's decision to humiliate this person, because they could have,

465
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:38,159
Speaker 1: like at the get go. As soon as France was like,

466
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 1: hey America, someone sent a letter that said, dear France,

467
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,399
Speaker 1: here's your we think you should we think you should go.

468
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 1: Get him, Like the FBI could have just said, hey,

469
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,919
Speaker 1: we know this, stop it, but they're like no, no, no, no, no,

470
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 1: Let's see where he goes with this. And I love

471
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 1: that petty decision. He's texting me, he's texting me come

472
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 1: over come dude, Hey, get him to send a picture

473
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 1: of himself doing some spice stuff. Show me you're dead

474
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: drop op seck please. Okay, I've got this. I mean,

475
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 1: that's the thing is they're charged with violating the Atomic

476
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,239
Speaker 1: Energy Act. Is like sort of what they're what these

477
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:20,679
Speaker 1: charges are stemming from. And it's not you've violated the

478
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 1: second according language of the law when you've even attempted

479
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 1: or conspired to transmit information. So I get yeah, I'm

480
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: sure they just want to be like, Okay, how deep

481
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 1: is this going? But I think maybe they're like, is

482
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 1: this person for real? Because it's not a lot of money.

483
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: This person is so naive and this is still going.

484
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 1: But he just texting me ay a whole lot yeah

485
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 1: to spy. He made a custom shirt that says Spy

486
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: Bros for Life in one of my address so he

487
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 1: could send me one. But the thing is that they

488
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: the other reason why I think it's France some people

489
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: are like, is it because like that cafe bottle of

490
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,719
Speaker 1: wine was like meant to evoke like some French like

491
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 1: street cafe or something, but also because it has to

492
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 1: do with nuclear submarines. It's possibly because if you remember

493
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 1: last month, my Kron lost his ship over the US

494
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:18,160
Speaker 1: doing a deal with Australia for nuclear sub technology, and

495
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 1: if it is France, they were like, bro, we could

496
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: have got that shift for nothing and not said anything,

497
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 1: and we told you guys, and then you fucking snaked

498
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 1: us and then to another nuclear sub deal. What the

499
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 1: fun was that? Which I have a feeling may have

500
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 1: given like why that response was like that, But again

501
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 1: it's all just very sloppy and Toboby's motives is it?

502
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 1: Is it just corurrency at this point or like does

503
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: he have ana against America as well? It's really hard

504
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: to know at this point, it really is. It's it's

505
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: very difficult to know. But I think that's like another

506
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: question people are asking is like what is what could

507
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: the damage actually be the US? Like they have two

508
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 1: young kids and so like they go to jail for

509
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 1: like life, like this is all kinds of bad, not

510
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: to say, like think of the children, but like it's like,

511
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 1: what what is this? Like what is I mean, it's

512
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 1: not going to be that, Like are they going to

513
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 1: go to the letter of the law like that and

514
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: put these people away for life? Not? I don't know, Like, right,

515
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 1: are we allowed to have like a sliding scale application

516
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 1: of the law where it's like we know what, we

517
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: know what they did, but they're too dumb to do it.

518
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 1: They're like clearly harmless, I don't think. But then that's

519
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: not a great precedent to set that. Yeah, we're already

520
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:39,479
Speaker 1: applying that to the insurrectionists now, and like, well they

521
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: were so dumb honestly, Like there was no way they're

522
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: gonna get away with it. So how's a little bit

523
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 1: of probation for you? Yeah. Yeah. Back in our days

524
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 1: at Cracked, we covered a bunch of like just inept

525
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 1: spies to the point that it seemed like this was

526
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 1: the rule rather than the exception. There's a guy at

527
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 1: aldrich Ames who like kept getting in trouble with the

528
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 1: CIA for getting drunk and fighting cops at bars, and

529
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 1: then like he just decided to turn into a trader

530
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: in and his tradecraft was he would drive up to

531
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 1: the Soviet embassy with a box full of documents and

532
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: just like bring them in and then walk out with

533
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: a bag of money, and like it took them like

534
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 1: eight years to catch him, and there's just so many

535
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 1: of these. So he was he said he was a

536
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 1: CIA agent or what was this guy's position, Yeah, he

537
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 1: was a CIA. He was constantly getting in trouble for uh. Yeah,

538
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 1: he was frequently reprimanded for sleeping on the job at

539
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 1: the CIA, which is a gig he almost didn't get

540
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: because he kept fighting police officers. And then like I

541
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: think I think actually slept with a This might be

542
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: a different one, but what one of the ones from

543
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: this was also constantly getting drunk and getting him into

544
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 1: fights and was like sleeping with multiple secret agents from

545
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: foreign countries. It's just constantly people fucking up, and then

546
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: the CIA being like five years in being like I

547
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: think we got the mall the guys carrying a bag

548
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: of rubles and driving around like taking a fucking helicopter

549
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 1: to the office. Oh, I don't know, it's it's it's

550
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: hard to know really, like what these people thought they

551
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 1: were going to get away with or how they thought

552
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 1: it was going to make their lives better. Like the

553
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: prosecutors seem to think like they just wanted like a

554
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: nest egg to kind of just like guarantee like their

555
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: next like financial phase of their life. Right Like, fuck, man,

556
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: if if you like you gotta look, if you're gonna

557
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 1: come to crimes like that, you gotta know what the

558
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 1: fun your life is worth. It can't be no hundred

559
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 1: k and doge coin like would be for the offensive

560
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 1: if we're gonna go to prison for l Come on now,

561
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: all right, let's let's talk really briefly about the dependency ratio,

562
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: just because I think it continues to be one of

563
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 1: the most underrated kind of forces or explanations in kind

564
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 1: of macro economics in the modern world. There's a story

565
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: in the New York Times about how China's economy has

566
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 1: continued to slow, and it like focuses on steel mills

567
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 1: facing power cuts and computer chip shortages and you know,

568
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: troubled property companies. There's like a big real estate kind

569
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: of meltdown happening in China, but it doesn't mention anywhere

570
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: this thing that I always I come back to, like

571
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 1: this is on par with the British cold gas study

572
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: and Tom Hanks peeing in every movie is like a

573
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 1: thing I I just bring up at every opportunity that

574
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: I get. But yeah, and Havana syndrome as well. But

575
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: it's basically like you put working age people on one

576
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 1: side of a scale, you put people who are too

577
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: young or too old to work on the other side.

578
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 1: And the more that the working age people outweigh the

579
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 1: other people, the dependence which is called what it's called

580
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 1: the dependency ratio, the stronger the economy like tends to

581
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 1: perform over over a long period of time. And if

582
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,959
Speaker 1: you like this basically explains the twentieth century, like the

583
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: US is like unprecedented baby boom was working its way

584
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: through working age. During Win America's like economy really took off,

585
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: and now that they're all hitting retirement age, it's starting

586
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 1: to slow down. And China like is a really interesting

587
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: example of this because they did the one child experiment,

588
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 1: Like their one child policy was basically a way to

589
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: kind of force a really favorable dependency ratio by sort

590
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 1: of artificially shrinking the number of dependents. And so they

591
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 1: had this huge population of people who are going through

592
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: working age and then much smaller dependence and can be

593
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 1: seen as fueling their massive e can coomic growth. But

594
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 1: now that big like chunk of working age people is

595
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 1: hitting retirement. So it's like, as I'm trying to explain it,

596
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 1: I'm starting to see why it's not raised that much

597
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 1: because it's kind of boring. But I think it's also

598
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,879
Speaker 1: like it takes some of the agency and like heroism

599
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 1: and like the sort of like deserving out of America's

600
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:28,839
Speaker 1: economic success, and particularly the economic success of the Baby Boomers.

601
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: Like the idea that they're just like a lucky demographic

602
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 1: cohort is probably like something that baby boomers are allergic to,

603
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,839
Speaker 1: and they're you know, still even though the medium population

604
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,879
Speaker 1: of America's thirty eight I think if you like look

605
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 1: at the median population of powerful people in the country,

606
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 1: it's probably squarely in the heart of like the baby

607
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:54,919
Speaker 1: Boomer set. And I just feel like that generation's entire

608
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:59,280
Speaker 1: worldview wants to believe that they are special and better

609
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 1: than everyone then earned their financial success broadly, yeah, just

610
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: broadly speaking, because we know we don't. I love when

611
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 1: the boomers again comed into like I'm not like the

612
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 1: other boomers are, like, I mean a terrible show, right,

613
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 1: but yeah, I mean, and then I also think like

614
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: just the one child policy is a very like, I

615
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 1: don't know, is one of the strangest or like most

616
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:30,720
Speaker 1: kind of inexplicable policies. If you just totally take the

617
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 1: dependency ratio out of the equation, it's just and and

618
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: I feel like we never really think about like why

619
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:42,879
Speaker 1: they did that or how it relates to their financial success.

620
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 1: It just means that. So what one detail that kind

621
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 1: of jumped out at me other than like I think

622
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 1: it like there's a relationship between like America's like white

623
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 1: supremacy and their ability to just be like China doing

624
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: the one child policy. That's weird. They're weird, just like

625
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 1: not thinking about it any further. It also relates to

626
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 1: immigration policy because US, like one of the main forces

627
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 1: that is keeping the US median age like and dependency

628
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: ratio in a good place is the you know, massive

629
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 1: immigration or you know the urge for immigration that the

630
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: GOP like wants to wants to fight against. And it

631
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:32,280
Speaker 1: just seems coincidental or not coincidental that the people who

632
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:38,280
Speaker 1: are like the most like baby boomer as the pop party,

633
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: the GOP wants to like fight against immigration, and they're

634
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 1: also the ones who would like most want to ignore

635
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 1: the financial realities of like the dependency ratio being the

636
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: reason that they have their success. But that's kind of

637
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 1: one of the reasons that people think that the dependency

638
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: ratio is going to hit China harder than the US

639
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 1: is by like the US is population is supposed to

640
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,840
Speaker 1: you know, grow by quite a bit because of the

641
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 1: dependency ratio, and China is supposed to shrink because of

642
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 1: people are more likely to leave the country than want

643
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 1: to come there. So that's that story. M hmm. And

644
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: that's all I have to say about that. And one

645
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 1: child policy base level, we agree is a bad idea, yes, okay, alright, yes, yes, yes, yes,

646
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: because where you're like and there's one one child policy

647
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 1: and then there was a long pause and then you

648
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 1: landed on so strange. It's like, yeah, it's strange. Keep

649
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 1: going though, Yeah, very quirky. Yeah they were, but I

650
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 1: don't want to say authoritarian, right, uh, just just four

651
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 1: things like what were they Yeah, yeah, they were really

652
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: looking at that though. Huh give it up. No, yeah,

653
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 1: it's I think it's funny too, because there's for all,

654
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: gradation is such one of these issues in the country

655
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 1: where there's there's it's like it's it's looked at is

656
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: like it's it's the end of the country. But no

657
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: one acknowledges that so many of the great things about

658
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: about this place is that it's because of people coming

659
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 1: here from different places, whether that's just the opportunity it

660
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: provides or you know, cuisine. I think a lot of people,

661
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: I think for a lot of people are like man

662
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: fulk immigrants. Realized a lot of the food you're eating

663
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,359
Speaker 1: that you even think as American is because of this

664
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,479
Speaker 1: melting pot that the United States became. And then also

665
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 1: on top of it, the everyone I think that's the

666
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 1: other part they don't talk about is the financial aspect

667
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 1: for people who are so focused on like the economy

668
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: of it all, like if you were just actually playing

669
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 1: with facts and figures, like no, okay, yeah this we

670
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 1: can handle more people being here. But it's also this

671
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:51,280
Speaker 1: fear of a brown or not so alabashed or white

672
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: America that fears a lot of it drives a lot

673
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 1: of the fear around it. Yeah, absolutely, Yeah. And just

674
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: in relation to World War two, like I think miles

675
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: cover your ears. Yeah, that spoiler alert. The fact that

676
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 1: the US had this massive population boom and generation, you know,

677
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:16,799
Speaker 1: the baby boom that drove their financial success. Well, and

678
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,280
Speaker 1: we were just like and we took credit for winning

679
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 1: World War Two while Russia, who actually like you know,

680
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 1: all of their working age people like died in World

681
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: War Two while actually doing a lot of the you know,

682
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,880
Speaker 1: horrible work that was required to win. That is also

683
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 1: a pretty big, you know reason that the US ended

684
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:43,320
Speaker 1: up winning the Cold War, or at least like outlasting

685
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 1: the USS are. But again not not the sort of

686
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 1: thing that people in the US want to acknowledge, especially

687
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:55,399
Speaker 1: in the mainstream media. Miles, you can start listening. I guess,

688
00:39:56,360 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: all right, what happened. I'm just why see that movie

689
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: Enemy at the Gates with Jude Law. I hope it

690
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: doesn't spoil anything. I feel like it was only like recently,

691
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,360
Speaker 1: like in the last couple of years, or like someone

692
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,399
Speaker 1: on TV was like, no, we only won the war

693
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 1: because of Russia, you know that, right, and people like

694
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,280
Speaker 1: exactly like if it was it was as if people

695
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 1: like it was anathema that everyone's like, oh my god,

696
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: what does this person say that is a historian that

697
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 1: is acknowledging what happened on the Eastern Front? Okay, but yeah,

698
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: I don't think it's it's still built. It's part of

699
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 1: our idea that yeah, we dropped bomb, people gave up,

700
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 1: we beat Hitler good night. Yeah h Yeah. It's crazy

701
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: that all those boomers helped Russia win the war. Russia

702
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: never would have done it if the Boomers hadn't just

703
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: told them, go ahead and do it, please, right, hit

704
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: after hit from that generation. All right, let's take a

705
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: quick break and we'll be right back to talk about

706
00:40:55,400 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 1: Jesus Ween. And we're back. And so a photo of

707
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 1: a bus advertisement in Toronto was circulating on Twitter a

708
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, promoting the website Jesus we and

709
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,359
Speaker 1: dot com. That's the only time I'm gonna attempt that joke,

710
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 1: because I can't. I can't think of what has two

711
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 1: letters unless it's directly in front. But yeah, like we said,

712
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 1: of top said, should Jesus Ween replace Halloween? So a

713
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: group of Christian kind of extremists, by some measures, are

714
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 1: trying to co opt Halloween by turning it into Jesus Ween,

715
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 1: advertising about it on city buses. They've been doing this

716
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 1: for the past ten years. It began with a pastor

717
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 1: in Canada who had the brilliant idea that Christians should

718
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:58,360
Speaker 1: hand out bibles instead of candy on Halloween, you know,

719
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 1: because what better way to indoctrinate the youth then by

720
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 1: stoking the rage every child feels when they get anything

721
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: besides candy on Halloween, like colonizer Christmas, like handing up

722
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,479
Speaker 1: bibles to people who don't want them. What is that?

723
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,320
Speaker 1: We had a house every year that would give out stamps,

724
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 1: and we had a house every year that would give

725
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: out a roll of pennies. And I tell you, the

726
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: level of fury that eight year olds would get after

727
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:30,399
Speaker 1: being handed money was very intense, Like I don't care

728
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 1: that this is currency. I'm here for candy. That's what

729
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: the days about. So if these guys turned around and

730
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 1: gave you a book, that's that's You're gonna have a

731
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 1: ride on your hands. Yeah. Like glow sticks even felt

732
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,760
Speaker 1: like a like a funk you you guys got glow sticks.

733
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: I remember one time someone gave out glow sticks instead

734
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 1: of candy. That is definitely for the younger demographic because

735
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 1: kids are minds are fucking melted by glow sticks. Yeah,

736
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 1: and then you, like you, you keep them in the

737
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: freezer because I remember, like an adult was like, yeah,

738
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 1: I keep them in the freezer. They last longer. And

739
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, do they they don't some stupid weird logic.

740
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,399
Speaker 1: An adult presented to me as a child also, good

741
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 1: for the glow sticks. I don't think my interest in

742
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: glowsticks is gonna last very long. I feel like it

743
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 1: begins and ends with look at this thing glowing. All right,

744
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: there you go on to another thing from the lights off,

745
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,720
Speaker 1: from the lightsop. Look look, look, look, look it's trailing.

746
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 1: So one of the Jesus Win websites has a promotional

747
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 1: image which features a grown woman proudly holding a Bible

748
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 1: and a small child who is not in a costume,

749
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: being handed the earth by a smile couple. And they're

750
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: a white void of nothingness, and so apparently this is

751
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: appropriate because on Jesus when you're not supposed to wear

752
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 1: a costume but rather just a plain white top to

753
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 1: symbolize righteousness and the love of God to all mankind,

754
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 1: which is just kind of objectively less fun than dressing

755
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:57,839
Speaker 1: like Batman, and less unless you think of, like, you know,

756
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: Christ's love also has a lot of superpowers too, if

757
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 1: you think about it in a lot of ways. The

758
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 1: original Superman. Yeah, exactly, here we go down, let's start

759
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:11,360
Speaker 1: our youth church. I mean, I am trying to split

760
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: the difference this year and dressing my kids up as

761
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 1: a zombie. But the zombie is very clearly the risen

762
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 1: Christ armed. But the Jesus Wing website covers well what

763
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:29,399
Speaker 1: one thing they say on there on their website is

764
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 1: that every Christians expected to wear a white tops symbolized righteousness.

765
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,919
Speaker 1: Like we just mentioned, the money normally used to buy

766
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:39,240
Speaker 1: costumes can be given to ministries that print Christian books

767
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: to help the unsaved. So it's part of that whole

768
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: like saved and then you're good and can do it

769
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:48,240
Speaker 1: whatever the funk you want, or unsaved and you burn

770
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: in the eternal pits of hell. But then they go

771
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:53,439
Speaker 1: on to say or give such funds to Jesus Ween

772
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: or food banks to help the poor is thrown and

773
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 1: is the third option behind giving it to Jesus Ween. Yikes,

774
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. So what are they going to do with

775
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 1: the money, Just keep keep keep preaching the gospel of

776
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,320
Speaker 1: a terrible like holiday, no one on it. Yeah, I

777
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 1: think you just gotta drive that money right back into

778
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 1: more bus ads. Said's more photoshop work of a couple

779
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 1: handed smashed together stock images. Are these the same people

780
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 1: that do like the religious scary haunted houses? Like it

781
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 1: feels like, isn't that Like it feels like a natural

782
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 1: offshoot of those people who have like those like Christian

783
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: haunted houses. I think it's probably like driven by the

784
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 1: same sort of forces, but it doesn't appear to be

785
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: quite related. But yeah, just Christianity coming up against the

786
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 1: coolest holiday of all and just like trying to figure

787
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 1: out a way to work work their way into it.

788
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 1: I get it as a Christian, I understand Halloween is

789
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 1: when Jesus Christ slew Dracula, and a lot of people

790
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 1: forget that, and it's it's it's a bummer to see

791
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 1: how commercialized it's gotten and how hardly anyone talks about

792
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: thank you, fatal fight on top of Mount Sinai. But

793
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 1: you know, it's the hollidaysn't belong to you anymore. You

794
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 1: just have to you have to deal that. Yeah, it

795
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 1: is very frustrating. It was actually called Mount Cyanide, but

796
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 1: it was spooky for the original authors of the Bible.

797
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,720
Speaker 1: There you go. The website also covers what you're supposed

798
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 1: to do when like you give a kid a Bible

799
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 1: and they try to fight you. Apparently you're supposed to

800
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,879
Speaker 1: yell Jesus loves you at the children without getting in

801
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 1: to quote any argument of some sort. I mean, how

802
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 1: do you even play that out? What is this lady

803
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 1: of fucking Bible Jesus and there or there or in

804
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,240
Speaker 1: their mind they go, can you say that again? Jesus

805
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 1: loves me? Pathetic? Actually like myself. That's that's definitely the

806
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,800
Speaker 1: version that they have in mind. Like I I maybe

807
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 1: that's what they could put their Jesus Wen budget into,

808
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: is like some dramatic short films showing like the various

809
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 1: ways to like some training films for getting at Bibles

810
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: on Jesus Ween. Yeah, I like that they're anticipating, like,

811
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:24,359
Speaker 1: so what should I do if the inevitable thing happened? Right? Right?

812
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: It's like the equivalent of like what oh Tobebe was

813
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: reading for his spy books, Just like, clearly you don't

814
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 1: follow this advice, but when you are caught by the FBI,

815
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 1: this is what you're gonna say, Like yikes. So it

816
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like Jesus Ween really caught on the started

817
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: ten years ago, ten years ago cats. Yeah, it's been

818
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 1: going on. They've called it the most uh, I think,

819
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 1: the most effective Christian outreach day, but that is certainly

820
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:59,760
Speaker 1: a self reported statistic that is based on absolutely no metrics.

821
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 1: But there's there's some advertisements for Jesus Wien parties this

822
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 1: year and they show kids wearing generic stock photos Halloween costumes.

823
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 1: So in particular, a young man wearing a m superhero costume,

824
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 1: just completely generic thing that your parents would try to

825
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 1: give you, like if you if you have to be

826
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 1: a superhero, and they wanted to disappoint you as much

827
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 1: as possible. The M is for Moses. The thought on

828
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:36,320
Speaker 1: the end looks vaguely like the candy they cut it together.

829
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:39,240
Speaker 1: First they got him a costume that was the yellow

830
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: m M. And then he's like, I want to be

831
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: a superhero, and they're like, ship, You're put these bangles

832
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: on it made of blue painters tape, your costume. You're

833
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 1: gonna look great. And this ad for this Jesus Ween

834
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 1: party that has the young young Moses superhero boy, and

835
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 1: I like in the corner says a lot of games,

836
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 1: free gifts, candles, come on, but oh I know what

837
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 1: it is. I mean it probably should be. Yeah, I

838
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: think it's candles. I mean because it's Jesus ween man. Yeah,

839
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 1: and there's no like seemed to be anti Yeah damn.

840
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: All right, well they got me there free food, gifts

841
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,439
Speaker 1: and candy. So then these kids, kids in particular, also

842
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: needs an f a Q for like what happens when

843
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:28,240
Speaker 1: the kids asked me what my costume is? Say, Jesus

844
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 1: loves you? All right, Okay, I didn't. I tried that.

845
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 1: Now they're beating me and laughing at me. Right, should

846
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 1: just louder Jesus when your body ascends to heaven, that

847
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:39,839
Speaker 1: you will be seated at his right hand and they

848
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:44,399
Speaker 1: will be cast to the demonic hell escape that is Satan. Okay, Okay, Mom,

849
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: I tried that. They're unmoved. Wait, mom, I'm dead, Mom, Mom, Mom.

850
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 1: The the ad in question. I don't want to make

851
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: this whole story about this ad, but it is truly

852
00:49:56,239 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: something to behold. It says celebrate life in Ransom note funds,

853
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 1: which is interesting gives it like kind of an unnerving

854
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 1: and then it also the website states that this holiday

855
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: exists because Christian days of hiding are over. They're going

856
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 1: to take a stand for Jesus, which is one of

857
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 1: my favorite trends in Christianity to pretend like they are

858
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 1: a persecutive minority. Yeah, no one's ever heard of it.

859
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: No one ever on earth has ever heard of that

860
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: plus sign that has coming to their mindscapes for many,

861
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 1: many a century. Yeah, but that's also part of like

862
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 1: the thing, you know, like you gotta give. It's like

863
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 1: the same thing with evangelical conservatives too. It's like the

864
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 1: same very much like you know, silent majority type thing

865
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: of like you gotta get out there, let him know

866
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 1: we're here and we're not backing down. And also loves them,

867
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 1: but you know, you know, Jesus lets you out. Yeah,

868
00:50:56,920 --> 00:51:01,359
Speaker 1: when when rushing the Capitol Building d C, just telling

869
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 1: Jesus loves you and they will direct you straight to

870
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: the Senate Chamber. Yeah. Reminds me of bless your Heart,

871
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: which is the Southern person way of saying like, wow,

872
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 1: you're fucked. You are alright. Let's talk about the time

873
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 1: travelers that have been discovered on social media, because there

874
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 1: there's a young man named Javier who is here from

875
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 1: the year I don't I don't know. If they say okay,

876
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 1: by then humanity will have gone extinct. And the proof

877
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 1: for this that has gotten like millions and millions of

878
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:47,360
Speaker 1: views on TikTok is a video of an empty playground.

879
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I brought this back from the future.

880
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 1: You all like, there's like playgrounds are literally empty. Yeah,

881
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 1: the power is still on though the WiFi works. The

882
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: powers on playgrounds are empty. I mean, this is this

883
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:05,399
Speaker 1: is the hell on earth that we're experiencing. In seven

884
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 1: very okay little bars. You could never find an empty

885
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 1: playground one. We don't there there are too many kids, yeah, everywhere.

886
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 1: Even before that, everyone was outside everywhere all the time,

887
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 1: constantly playing on has to be real, Yeah, I that

888
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,320
Speaker 1: one of my biggest frustrations, because I talked about my routines,

889
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: is finding my afternoon playground time completely crowded, overwhelmed with

890
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 1: damn kids playground time. Dad's like, hey man, can my

891
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: kid have some time on the swing, And I'm like,

892
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 1: I've been here since am finders keepers. Yeah, there's all

893
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:48,240
Speaker 1: sorts of This has been a long trend on social

894
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: media since way back in the nineties. There was a

895
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 1: guy named John Something who came through John T Tour

896
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: who claimed that he was from the year four was

897
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 1: back to grab a seventies IBM computer. And the reason

898
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 1: he needed it is because in the year four they

899
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 1: were still dealing with the fallout following the Y two

900
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:18,439
Speaker 1: K disaster. I mean, you can trust any guy who

901
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: like they Their first appearance claiming to be a time

902
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 1: travel is on Art Bell's Coast to Coast. Yeah, that's

903
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: the of course you're a time traveler. If you're not,

904
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:32,400
Speaker 1: something's wrong because Art Bell only finds the just the

905
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:35,319
Speaker 1: most fantastic people, like the people who go to the

906
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 1: you know, Reptilian underworld and fought their leader and won

907
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 1: and came back to tell Art Bell that. He's like, yeah,

908
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 1: I beat him, and I gotta go back down there.

909
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 1: And he's like, huh, okay, go on, sounds good so far. Yeah.

910
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:53,240
Speaker 1: And then there was a YouTube trend in which young

911
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 1: white guys basically confessed that their time travelers from the future.

912
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 1: Usually their faces are alert, voices distorted, and one of

913
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 1: the most popular was a British guy named Michael Phillips,

914
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:10,799
Speaker 1: who claimed that he knew tetor who, by the way,

915
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 1: according to this guy, did nine eleven and I just

916
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 1: want to read uh wait he Phillips just says that

917
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: Tetour did nine eleven. Yes, and I just want to

918
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:25,360
Speaker 1: read from a quote from him, it was decided that

919
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 1: America needed a single unifying event to bring the country

920
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:33,280
Speaker 1: together and to revert a civil war I think maybe

921
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:37,879
Speaker 1: maybe prevent and that event was nine eleven. So that's

922
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 1: what happened there, like a true historical person from So

923
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:46,799
Speaker 1: that's what happened there. In reference to nine alize my

924
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:53,879
Speaker 1: favorite on the internet cause anyone was wondering what happened there? Yeah,

925
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:56,839
Speaker 1: like it sounds like a like like a drunk dude

926
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 1: lying at a bar about it and like, oh what

927
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 1: about nine eleven? He's like, yeah, well we just needed

928
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 1: as symbol, you need to find the event to unite

929
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: country and or revert to civil war. So that's what

930
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:11,960
Speaker 1: happened there there. Taste close down that one. Yeah, so

931
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 1: what else you want to know about? Yeah? I love this.

932
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: I want this version of time travelers to be true.

933
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:19,759
Speaker 1: I want time travelers to all be dirt bags and

934
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 1: to come back in time and be like I know

935
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 1: that guy he did nine eleven, that guy. Yeah, it

936
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 1: feels like a Rick and Morty like yeah, like a

937
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:32,440
Speaker 1: like story something like this, not trying time travelers they're

938
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,720
Speaker 1: like hate each other. They're not trying to prevent anything

939
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 1: or share knowledge. They're like, he stop listening to that guy.

940
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 1: He did fucking Katrina? Right? Oh you wish you know,

941
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 1: we're not gonna tell you an you look, let's. Their

942
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 1: stories usually fall apart any time, as as indicated by

943
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 1: the still dealing with the fall up from why the

944
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:55,279
Speaker 1: Y two kid Disaster? Their their stories usually fall apart

945
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 1: the second they try to make a prediction of any sort.

946
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:02,360
Speaker 1: Can dude, can we just play? I just want to

947
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:06,360
Speaker 1: play the Michael Phillips his thing, his like famous viral

948
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:10,360
Speaker 1: video where he he reveals the World War three details?

949
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:13,640
Speaker 1: Are you talking about time traveler from SEI reveals World

950
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:18,280
Speaker 1: War Three? Of course? Boy, Michael Phillips, Dude, million views,

951
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 1: Just again, listen to this and tell me if I

952
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 1: feel like, at a very specific point, you know that

953
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,799
Speaker 1: this doesn't make sense because he's like, first of all,

954
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 1: he's like acting like it's a TV movie, but just

955
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 1: how serious he is about everything in his background and

956
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:37,719
Speaker 1: understanding that how he became a time traveler. Okay, And

957
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go into this with an open mind and

958
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:42,600
Speaker 1: an open heart, ready to believe him. Okay, good, that's all.

959
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:45,480
Speaker 1: We want to be weird, and I also want to believe.

960
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 1: There you go by John and then offer Christians. Yes, yes, yes,

961
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 1: we um carry out a number of issues being in country.

962
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:04,280
Speaker 1: So I'm not allowed to name because sunny officials. Okay,

963
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:06,880
Speaker 1: this is I have a big problem with a time

964
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 1: traveler who who won't violate his n d A from

965
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:14,840
Speaker 1: the future. I tell you where we were operated, but

966
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 1: I can't because I've signed the Official Secrecy Act. But

967
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 1: I've also traveled. But I'm also gonna explain how I

968
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 1: time traveled, which wasn't an NDA I had to sign.

969
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 1: They said, there are massive fucking loopholes in this NA.

970
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:34,560
Speaker 1: You let just tell you everything except this one detail.

971
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:37,479
Speaker 1: It's weird. They got me there, and I don't. I don't.

972
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 1: They will sue you. I don't want to go to

973
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:42,440
Speaker 1: court unless you know a barrister that's gonna represent me.

974
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 1: You've seen Judge Dredd. You know how future courts are.

975
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 1: But I'm just like, I just love that this whole

976
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 1: thing is you have all this info, but an nd

977
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 1: A thwarted you is just so funny. And then that's

978
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 1: in the first twenty seconds, and I had to stop

979
00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:01,120
Speaker 1: I was like fantastic. So it turns out most of

980
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:04,440
Speaker 1: these videos come from a single channel called This is

981
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 1: the Web. Sleuths have figured this out by just clicking

982
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 1: on the channel that uploaded these. It's called apex TV,

983
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 1: and one of their biggest time travel success stories was

984
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:17,440
Speaker 1: a guy named Noah who claimed he was from the

985
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:22,439
Speaker 1: year twenty thirty and he had proof like a what

986
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 1: what he claimed was a history book page from the

987
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 1: year that is clearly just a printer like something that

988
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 1: he printed out. It doesn't even look like a book

989
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 1: from a page. It looks like a you know, eight

990
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:39,919
Speaker 1: and a half by eleven. It was ripped in half. Yeah,

991
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:42,200
Speaker 1: it was ripped in half and then didn't even like

992
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:44,920
Speaker 1: burn the edges or anything. But he just crumpled it

993
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:48,000
Speaker 1: up and then uncrumpled up. Yeah. But that, as we

994
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 1: now know, that is how our history books look these days,

995
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 1: and the entries just two years. Yeah, yeah, that's how

996
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 1: also how history books work now and it includes uh

997
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 1: so it's like bullet pointed and the encyclopedias or maybe

998
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 1: is it double space. I can't tell because they have

999
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:10,280
Speaker 1: like fucking quadruple space. I didn't read the book. I

1000
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,160
Speaker 1: need to get to a certain page count, and I

1001
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 1: don't care if they ding me on the font size

1002
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:16,480
Speaker 1: or spacing when I turn it in type in right.

1003
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:22,320
Speaker 1: It's impressively kind of shabby, and it includes from the

1004
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:27,160
Speaker 1: year things we all remember, such as our you know,

1005
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:33,320
Speaker 1: discovery and friendship with aliens and robotic eyes. We all

1006
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 1: got robot eyes. Now, it's just offensive to people who like, look,

1007
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 1: I I love a quirky story, like, but like make

1008
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 1: it fucking good, you know, like like, oh, that's dope,

1009
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:49,440
Speaker 1: Like look at that. That's like they really fake that

1010
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 1: encyclopedia page. The fact that this guy is holding it up.

1011
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 1: It's like his idea of an encyclopedia is a fucking

1012
00:59:55,480 --> 01:00:00,120
Speaker 1: yearbook where it's a hyphenated two year thing, like like

1013
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:03,120
Speaker 1: it's an NFL season, like and this is what happened

1014
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,680
Speaker 1: in this one, And then you just have these bullet

1015
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 1: points that says, in the future, aliens are also found.

1016
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 1: This is from the thing he is. They crashed all

1017
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:12,880
Speaker 1: over the world and we uncover them and we become

1018
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:16,959
Speaker 1: peaceful with aliens, like okay, very academic. April, the first

1019
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:19,880
Speaker 1: commercial robotic I was released, allowing blind people to see

1020
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:23,160
Speaker 1: oh no names, so details and COVID's not in there either.

1021
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:25,800
Speaker 1: He also kind of made a mistake with the tensing there,

1022
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 1: since the t he wrote that in the future tense

1023
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 1: in the future aliens are found, uncovered them and become

1024
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:36,840
Speaker 1: teaceful with aliens. Come on, come on, come on, man,

1025
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 1: what is this? Well, you're breaking my balls here, I'm

1026
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 1: a time traveler man. But then so somebody did even

1027
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:47,880
Speaker 1: deeper internet sleuthing than just clicking on the channel name

1028
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:51,720
Speaker 1: and found out who this dude was and you know,

1029
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 1: explained that he was just a teenager. And that video

1030
01:00:57,080 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 1: where they revealed like who the person is and all

1031
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:04,680
Speaker 1: that ship it has five thousand views. And so then

1032
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:08,040
Speaker 1: he started doing videos where he like kind of admitted

1033
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 1: to it. And then apex TV put out there like

1034
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:13,760
Speaker 1: competing narrative where they're like, not like as a fraud.

1035
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 1: We got this other guy who we had faked the story,

1036
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:20,919
Speaker 1: but he was fooling us. So but apparently apex TV

1037
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:24,520
Speaker 1: not the most up and up YouTube channel. They started

1038
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 1: They got him to start doing the videos for them

1039
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:31,400
Speaker 1: when he was fourteen by giving him twenty dollars and

1040
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 1: asking him to make the video by himself, which is

1041
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 1: you know, exactly what they look like. Hey, but you

1042
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:40,040
Speaker 1: know what is consistent with time travel? Though they tried

1043
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:42,040
Speaker 1: to get him and his family to sign an NDA

1044
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:45,840
Speaker 1: when they did it. That's how you know it's time travels.

1045
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:49,920
Speaker 1: There's always nd as with time travel. Yeah, I like that,

1046
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 1: he explains in one of the videos. The reason he

1047
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:56,120
Speaker 1: looks so young is because he takes futuristic anti aging pills,

1048
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:59,600
Speaker 1: which I'm pretty sure I tried when I was fifteen

1049
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 1: trying to buy beer. I was like, man, I know,

1050
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:05,920
Speaker 1: I know, I get it, but I'm all right, I do.

1051
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:08,280
Speaker 1: I I love the fantasy of like people in the

1052
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:13,480
Speaker 1: future still describing things. You want, these futuristics, Yeah, I

1053
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,720
Speaker 1: put them in my future wallet. Thank you. I love that,

1054
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 1: I'm sure on my futuristic smartphone, that's what I wish.

1055
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 1: I was still blown away by all the technology that

1056
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 1: was invented fifteen years ago. It's the way that you

1057
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:28,440
Speaker 1: and I walk around and we're like, man, it sucks

1058
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:31,560
Speaker 1: wearing these old timey clothes. I'm here in the past.

1059
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:34,920
Speaker 1: Such such a bimder that's what we call bummer in

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Speaker 1: the future. It's all kinds of new ways I'm talking

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Speaker 1: out there. But yeah, I love my futuristic Apple iPhone

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Speaker 1: a Levin Pro Max from the Actually it was actually

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Speaker 1: the best phone, so we just kept using it. That's

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Speaker 1: sort of the thing. So I wouldn't buy one after

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Speaker 1: this is what I was saying. But these stories have

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Speaker 1: been like picked up on the Daily Mail and other faces,

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Speaker 1: you know, one when you're out there looking for news

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Speaker 1: on the Sun or the mirror. M yeah, the Mail though,

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Speaker 1: I love yeah, and the Sun. I mean that's where

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Speaker 1: we got our our great coverage of the lady who

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Speaker 1: married the pirate ghost that she was married to and

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Speaker 1: then had a divorce. So yeah. And nudity, just what

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Speaker 1: one of the things that will never not surprise me

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Speaker 1: when you're in another country in the newspapers have just

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Speaker 1: topless women on the cover for for for what, for

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Speaker 1: the part of the story or no, no, no, just

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Speaker 1: because it sells papers. It's pretty pretty amazing. It's just

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Speaker 1: the headline. It's like, hey, pretty nice right, a nice

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Speaker 1: tras this paper has got it all. Daniel as always

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Speaker 1: such a pleasure having you, man, Where can people find you?

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Speaker 1: Follow you? Here? You all that good stuff? You can

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Speaker 1: find me on Twitter at dalb Underscore I n C.

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Speaker 1: You can listen to the World's Worst podcast that I

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Speaker 1: do with my best friend's star and Whoie Quick Question

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Speaker 1: with sore and and Daniel. You can find wherever podcasts

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Speaker 1: are found. Watch the show that I reade for last

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Speaker 1: week Tonight with John Olivers Sundays on HBO or anytime

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Speaker 1: on HBO Max streaming. Yeah, I think that's it. Everyone

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Speaker 1: has a really it's it's such a bummer to end

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Speaker 1: on us and see your note, but like, be safebout

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Speaker 1: this Jesus ween. Yeah, be really careful, look out for

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Speaker 1: your brothers and sisters. Yes, and you know, we we

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Speaker 1: need to acknowledge the danger that is October, like people.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes it's too much for people. So just yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: and I have to admit of my ignorance of Jesus. Mean,

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Speaker 1: I thought, is the thing you try and look at

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Speaker 1: when you look under like a big giant crucifix in

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Speaker 1: a Catholic church and you're trying to see up the

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Speaker 1: cloth white cloth, differ, totally different thing. We called it

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Speaker 1: something else in my high school. Yeah, and Daniel, is

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Speaker 1: there a tweet or some of the work of social

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Speaker 1: media you've been enjoying, Yeah, there's a tweet. It's the

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Speaker 1: dumbest thing in the world. It's um. Someone on Twitter

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Speaker 1: with the name miss at black ginger O asked why

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Speaker 1: was official Cisco singing so damn hard about a thong?

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Speaker 1: Question mark? Question mark, question mark, and he quote tweeted it.

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Speaker 1: Cisco quote tweeted it and responded because I wanted to

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Speaker 1: see it. I just love it, That's all he was asking. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: simple request, Miles, Where can people find you? What is

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Speaker 1: the tweet you've been enjoying? You can find me Twitter

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Speaker 1: and Instagram at Miles of Gray. Also the other show

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Speaker 1: for twenty day Fiance, what's Sophia Alexander? We would talk

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Speaker 1: ninety day Fiance. Let's see a tweet I like, I

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Speaker 1: wish I had a witty one, but it was just

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Speaker 1: this video I saw that blew my mind. That Dan

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Speaker 1: to me. D H t O O m E Y

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Speaker 1: tweeted this video of the balloon World Cup and I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you've seen this. Hold I'm gonna share

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Speaker 1: my screen really quick. It's mind blowing. It's literally that

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Speaker 1: game where you try and just keep an inflated balloon up.

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Speaker 1: But they have all this furniture in like a room

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Speaker 1: with glass walls, and these two competitors just like keep

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Speaker 1: batting it up and trying to get the other person

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Speaker 1: to like let it hit the floor before they can

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Speaker 1: keep it up in the air. This is as game.

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Speaker 1: This is fucking and I was just like, this is amazing,

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Speaker 1: and I'm just I love just seeing ship, like you know,

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Speaker 1: it's the same thing like floor's lava, but a game show.

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Speaker 1: Now we're doing the fucking keep the balloon up, but

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Speaker 1: with like the highest stakes possible and there's a fucking

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Speaker 1: World Cup. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They can't touch the ground.

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Speaker 1: You can't just make it down like you gotta at

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Speaker 1: least keep it in play upward. Oh he just dug

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Speaker 1: it out. This guy's digging an he's coming. He's got

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Speaker 1: what's gonna play with this one? I would have gone

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Speaker 1: the other way, maybe the other direction look out. So

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Speaker 1: I know that was just very difficult to hear someone

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Speaker 1: just describe a video to you on a podcast, but

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Speaker 1: just go to one of our at twitters because it

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Speaker 1: I'm like, god, why I might get in shape to

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Speaker 1: try and play this, because I'll fucking land on the

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Speaker 1: line for something like this. You can find me on

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Speaker 1: Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien. Some tweets I've been enjoying.

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Speaker 1: Colin Crawford tweeted, if I die while being eaten by

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Speaker 1: a shark, I hope I have the presence of mind

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Speaker 1: to remember it'd be funny to yell this sucks. One

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Speaker 1: of the last funny people on Twitter, so consistently good. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Nick at tsar Zick. Nick tweeted Liam Neeson and taking

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Speaker 1: Boys just circling back about my daughter. Uh, both winners

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Speaker 1: over the weekend. Uh. You can find us on Twitter

1151
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Speaker 1: at Daily's like Guys. We're at the Daily's like Guist

1152
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Speaker 1: on Instagram. We have Facebook fan page and a website

1153
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Speaker 1: Daily's like Guys dot com. We post our episodes on

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Speaker 1: our footnote where we link off to the information that

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Speaker 1: we talked about in today's episode, as well as the

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Speaker 1: song that we think you might enjoy a mile as

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Speaker 1: what song sending people to go check out? Uh. This

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Speaker 1: is a cover of the most deaf song Umi says

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Speaker 1: from the album Black on Both Sides or My Mom

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Speaker 1: and Me that World to See. But it's a cover

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Speaker 1: by Soul Supreme and it's really good. It's like it

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Speaker 1: feels like a retro version, like it's Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 1: know how us to describe it. Except listen to this

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Speaker 1: cover of it. It's it's that I love when people

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Speaker 1: do a cover of like a well known song and

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Speaker 1: give it like its own whole personality, but you can

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Speaker 1: still hear the original song in it, and then you're like,

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Speaker 1: that's what a good art is. So yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: Star Supreme with whom he says, all right, well go

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Speaker 1: check that out. The Daily Zyga is a production of

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Speaker 1: visit the I heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever

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Speaker 1: you listen to your favorite shows. That is going to

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Speaker 1: do it for us on this Tuesday. But we are

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Speaker 1: back this afternoon to tell you what's trending and we

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Speaker 1: will talk to the all that Bye bye