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Speaker 1: Well, all of us here at the Steve Harvey Morning Show,

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Speaker 1: we can hardly wait till till Christmas. Most of us write,

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Speaker 1: uh except for you know who bitter Man slash the Grinch.

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Speaker 1: We call him the Grinch around Christmas. Anthony Brown, Steve

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Speaker 1: is here, your friend. Now. This is his segment. He's

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Speaker 1: calling it evil things to Do for Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Because I don't know why I have been dubbed the

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Speaker 2: evilist one on this show because I'm not the easiest.

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Speaker 3: Well, but you are the one. Yeah, you are, Jay,

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Speaker 3: not the evilist. You the evil. We didn't have evil

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Speaker 3: to Yeah, you brought evil in.

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Speaker 2: These are evil things to do over the holidays, by

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Speaker 2: your Shuli James and around number one, get yourself a lunch

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Speaker 2: uh huh and go to one of those stores electronic

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Speaker 2: stores and just sit outside and watch people try to

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Speaker 2: put a big ass TV and a little last time.

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Speaker 3: That's so much fun. Bring the lunch, just bring it.

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Speaker 2: Won't make it that Yeah, the best part when of

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Speaker 2: the guy who works in the sun gotta go back

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Speaker 2: inside you. That's the best fun. That is the best.

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Speaker 2: What eve the last thing to do for the holidays?

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Speaker 2: Load up four or five baskets loader. Man, you're gonna

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Speaker 2: shop and you gonna walk out and leave them because

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Speaker 2: you know, somebody gotta put that stuff back out.

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Speaker 3: Leave it at the store. You're not buying any of it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, this is a real good win. Come out of

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Speaker 2: the store, go to your car. Okay, back out, pull

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Speaker 2: back in, back out, pull back in, and then then

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Speaker 2: get out.

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Speaker 3: Go in and then come back out, back out, pull

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Speaker 3: back in. Get your friend. Some people think they got

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Speaker 3: a parking space. Com Oh my god, just look not

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Speaker 3: leaving out there. There's another one. This is so much fun.

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Speaker 2: Put all your trash in a big box, wrap it

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Speaker 2: up in Christmas paper, put a bow on it, go

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Speaker 2: to the mall, set it on the hood of your part,

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Speaker 2: and just watch people steal it.

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Speaker 3: It is so much fun.

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Speaker 4: I like that.

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Speaker 2: Lord, that one to see them drive around like, oh,

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Speaker 2: there's a box on the car, get it, get it,

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Speaker 2: get on the elevator. Wait, did you see somebody with

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Speaker 2: a whole lot of packages in the hand?

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Speaker 3: Hurry up, come on, I got it. I'm holding the elevator.

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Speaker 2: I got it.

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Speaker 3: And when they get there, you let that dope close

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Speaker 3: right in there.

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Speaker 2: And you go to yell out.

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Speaker 4: Right, I do I do that a lot jack elevation.

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Speaker 4: I don't ride with nobody. I try to act like

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to Sorry.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, here's another one. Get in line, yeah with Santa Claus.

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Speaker 2: Sit on Santa lamp and hold up the line. Just

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Speaker 2: pull out along ass list just till the kids get irritated.

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Speaker 3: When they stop crying, it's just and then I'm way hard.

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Speaker 2: I didn't want to get a new house. Just as

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Speaker 2: long as you can talk the Santa the better. Oh

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Speaker 2: hear another one.

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Speaker 3: This is get you a stuff. This is a good one.

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Speaker 2: This is go ahead, get you a stuffed Santa Claus

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Speaker 2: tied to the hood of your car, and then drive

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Speaker 2: around like you hit Santa Claus. One of them inflatable

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Speaker 2: Santa Claus up and tie to the hood and drive

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Speaker 2: by school.

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Speaker 3: Hey, what's going on? Little kids? Are this is a

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Speaker 3: real john. It's kind of tricky.

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Speaker 1: What is what are we doing here?

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Speaker 3: Little things to.

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Speaker 2: Do over the holidays? Candy rounds. Find your ex girlfriend

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Speaker 2: right on the back of her car. Merry Christmas, ho

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Speaker 2: ho ho.

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Speaker 3: Here's the kitchen. Here's to catch what.

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Speaker 2: Two of the whole hoes have been written by paint

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Speaker 2: that will wash off when it rains so in the

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Speaker 2: back of the car, just said Merry Christmas. Hope the

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Speaker 2: other two gonna come on and last, but not leave.

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Speaker 2: You know these people are associated. You gotta go to

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Speaker 2: a Kwansa party. Uh huh dressed like Santa Claus. Oh my,

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Speaker 2: are they gonna take mine?

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Speaker 3: God?

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Speaker 2: Ain't I got cousin, man who celebrate Kwans do not?

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Speaker 4: They do not fla seriously, man, I gotta I got

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Speaker 4: a family member do that too. Man, I just what

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Speaker 4: you know, I'll be trying to be respectful of him,

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Speaker 4: I said the dog.

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Speaker 3: I can't. Man, Why don't you get back to your

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Speaker 3: African roots?

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Speaker 4: I said, Bro, I'm in touch with my but.

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Speaker 3: I do like Christmas.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't even understand what Christmas is. I might not,

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Speaker 4: but I shure don't understand what Kuans are. So listen

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Speaker 4: me and you, I said, but just understand, dog, my

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Speaker 4: whole life I grew up with Christmas.

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Speaker 3: I just like it.

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Speaker 4: I ain't Finnah stop.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you should stop. Every black person should stop.

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Speaker 4: Dog.

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Speaker 3: That's a hard say.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't celebrate a holiday, can say?

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Speaker 3: Age?

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Speaker 2: Is me?

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Speaker 3: Christmas way older than me? Yeah? Me and Kwans have

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Speaker 3: both got his How long is kwans is it it's

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Speaker 3: a certain amount of days.

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Speaker 1: Seven days.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's cool for the people that do it, man,

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Speaker 4: but they be on such an angle for you not

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Speaker 4: joining in.

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Speaker 1: Well, for those of you who celebrate Kwanza, Happy Quanta,

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Speaker 1: and for those of you, yeah, celebrate Christmas, Merry Christmas.

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Speaker 4: And for everybody to celebrate happy just happy holiday. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: everybody out there.

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Speaker 2: Do you Andy, I do want to see Santa Claus

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Speaker 2: go to this for this Kwanza party.

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Speaker 3: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.