WEBVTT - Andrew’s Episode 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:01.480 Recording in progress. 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:04.160 Why would you start it when I don't even have 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:05.120 my mic in front of me. 0:00:05.160 --> 0:00:09.160 It's there, it's not Welcome to serial Killers. Hi, everybody, 0:00:09.560 --> 0:00:10.720 Welcome to November. 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:11.360 November. 0:00:11.480 --> 0:00:13.000 It's been November for a few days now. 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:13.800 Yeah. 0:00:13.880 --> 0:00:17.400 Yeah, Welcome from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios. I'm Scottie 0:00:17.400 --> 0:00:19.599 Bee and I'm Andrew and this is the podcast where 0:00:19.600 --> 0:00:20.840 we talk about cereal. 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:24.200 Yeah, and we eat it and we eat it and 0:00:24.560 --> 0:00:26.120 let me drink the milk. 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:29.280 I know you have a surprise for me from Farmland. 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:31.120 No, I don't, Yes, you do, I don't. 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:39.400 You showed it to me? Okay, this is serial Killers? 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:42.080 Did you do that because we're recording this on Halloween? 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:45.080 No, we just have to officially welcome everybody. It a 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:45.600 serial killer. 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:47.000 Yeah, but you use the spooky one. 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:49.720 That wasn't spooky. I gotta move this stupid chair. Look 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:50.479 at that. There you go. 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:53.080 But you got me a surprise from Farmland. 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:55.200 I mean I bought your chocol milk. Did you see 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:57.640 the Instagram story? That's what I asked, What I got 0:00:57.680 --> 0:00:58.400 your chocolate milk? 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:01.120 You don't even look at it. You tagged me? What? 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:02.480 You tagged me in a story? 0:01:02.760 --> 0:01:07.360 Yeah, you don't have to look now. Why because we're 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:11.600 recording now now. This episode is completely curated by Andrew. 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:15.880 Completely curated. This took me hours and hours and hours. 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:21.199 Well yeah, great, yea, let's see how you put it together. 0:01:21.319 --> 0:01:22.759 Yeah, do you know how easy it is to put 0:01:22.760 --> 0:01:23.160 it together? 0:01:23.280 --> 0:01:23.480 No? 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:25.720 I had three serials that were given to me from 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:30.119 a family friend from South Africa, so let's go international. 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:32.959 Queue it up, so all three serials are international. There's 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:35.960 nothing new, nothing exciting for anybody. You're not going into 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:38.120 match box to give him any love, nothing. 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:41.640 Serial killer. I don't care. 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:45.399 I don't care if I don't feature them now, they'll 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:48.559 never be featured because Scotty only does what Scotty wants. 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:52.800 We've had these for months and months and months. It's uh, 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:54.920 you never got to mind. You just kept opening up 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:56.880 yours and every time I kept asking, you kept going, 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:58.760 we'll get to it, we'll get to it. We never 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:01.520 got to it. Meanwhile, our family friends are like, hey, 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:02.200 just checking in. 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:05.400 Is everything okay? Yes, they do. That's why I kept 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:06.920 saying I would like to feature them. 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:09.040 I do what's best for our listeners, yes. 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:10.760 And what you do is what's best for. 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:13.280 You maybe one of those would be okay. 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:16.280 No, because then the rest I'll see them. I guess in. 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:17.360 Two years sprinkled. 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:19.880 You don't sprinkle, You don't sprinkle. 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:20.840 I haven't had time yet. 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:23.520 You don't have time for you don't have time to 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:25.000 clean up any of these cereals. 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:26.680 Here, the bickering is uncalled for. 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:29.359 No, the bickering is called for. I'm just happy to 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:30.400 feature them. 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:31.799 As long as I take care of the milk, you 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:33.600 can take care of the cereal in this episode. 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:35.760 So let's do some new veta. 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:40.720 These are some chocolate chip cereal biscuits cereals. 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:42.080 That's fun. 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:48.919 They look like this is from Kenya. Uh, they're chocolate 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:50.880 chip cereal biscuits, which I said. 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:51.840 With chopped up zebra. 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:57.359 No, they're proudly Kenyan. It looks like what would you 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:57.960 explain that. 0:02:59.240 --> 0:02:59.960 Those are pillows? Do? 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:02.880 I mean, if you've learned about those a pillows, how 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:04.280 long you've been doing this? Don't open it that way 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:06.480 because when when people to take a picture of picture picture, then. 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:08.280 Just open them. 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:11.200 There you go, oh yeah, actually they're not pillows. I 0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:13.680 tell you, I apologize. They're cookie bits. 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:14.360 That's one. 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:16.799 Yeah, that's that's one. 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:17.280 Apology. 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:20.399 Okay, basically what these are our cookies? 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:21.480 Yeah? 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:25.960 These this is not serious actually a cookie, This isn't cereal, 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:30.000 it's a cereal biscuits and it's rich in fibery these dude, 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:31.639 these are cookies. 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:33.520 Then, but why does it then have them eating it 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:34.000 in milk? 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:37.680 Well, I like cookies with milk. This is These are 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:40.240 literally many chips of Hoy in a bag that they 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:40.840 call cereal. 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:41.520 I love that. 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:45.280 Uh well, thank you again to Lorraine and Mike for 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:47.840 Thank you Lorain and Mike for getting. 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:49.600 Us this cereal. We so appreciate it. 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:53.200 I'm actually very excited because this is just cookies and 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:54.920 we're pouring delicious. 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:59.520 Milk colfees today using organic whole milk from Farmland Fresh dairies. 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:01.920 Ooh, I bet it's gonna taste so good. 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:04.600 Yeah, cookies with cookies. I picked this up at the 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:05.560 Key Food yesterday. 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:07.960 Oh nice, there's a Key Food by me in Jersey City. 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:09.240 Thank you. 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:13.040 Ready here we go, Andrew, I mean there's square just cookies. 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:15.800 They are square, many chips a Hoy is exactly what 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:16.240 they are. 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:18.400 Well listen Meath never had a cereal like that, and 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:19.000 it's genius. 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:20.720 Really, we had chips of Hoy. So I really remember that. 0:04:20.960 --> 0:04:24.800 Really really you don't remember, do you? 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:30.640 I do, But it didn't look like this. Okay, yeah, 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:32.600 not for cookie. 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:35.040 It's pretty freaking spectacular. I got it. 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:37.880 I mean, it's just how I love my cookies with 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:39.800 some milk and mushed up in milk, little soagi. When 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:42.559 I was a kid, what I would do. I didn't 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:45.040 like crunchy cookies, so I would take my chips a Hoy. 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:47.040 I would throw them in the milk and I just 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:48.920 had to sit there for like ten minutes. Then I 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:50.920 would drink the milk and you had that like cookie 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:52.919 paste at the bottom, and I would use a spoon 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:54.240 to get it my favorite. 0:04:54.480 --> 0:04:56.640 Completely agree with you. This is delicious. 0:04:56.839 --> 0:05:00.360 It's cookies. Yeah, and I don't eat cookies. This is 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:06.320 a problem. But I want to rate a cereal. I 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:08.120 don't want to rate a package of a snack pack 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:12.400 of cookies, which is what this is. These are I mean, 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:13.239 I'm mating it as cereal. 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:13.960 It's five balls. 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:18.920 Yeah, this is delicious. Honestly, cereal companies should take note. No, 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:21.480 you don't have to reinvent the wheel. This is very simple. 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:25.520 Famous Amos. Just make a cereal. Just make them smaller, 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:28.159 throw them in a box, and then you have Famous 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:28.719 Amy Cereal. 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:33.120 Whilely Amos was a good guy, he's dead now, Okay, yeah. 0:05:32.440 --> 0:05:33.320 This is delicious. 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:37.000 It is because it's cookies. I if mister Edman cut 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:39.080 up a piece of that cake that I like. I 0:05:39.120 --> 0:05:40.920 put them in bags and wrote Cereal. 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:43.280 I love Famous Amos. The little cookies that they have. 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:45.680 Yeah, well they don't really have other ones anymore. You 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:47.880 don't really see anything other than the little the little ones. 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:48.800 Oh okay. 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:50.760 When my dad part owned a famous same As cookie 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:54.480 store in California, that was so much fun. 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:55.400 What do you want to give it? 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:55.719 Five? 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:58.920 I think it's a I think it's I don't know. 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:01.440 I don't. I just don't think it's official. I do, 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:04.840 but okay, this is amazing. It's cookies. 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:07.320 Should we go into the other one? 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:10.360 Sure of those them? 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:10.680 Oh? 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:14.560 Sorry, this is from Peggy and Doug Levin. That's who 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:17.159 actually gave this test. So thank you so much Peggy 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:20.760 and Ducks. Mister I wrote it down on the box. 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:23.000 I must have lost the note. Thank you very much 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:25.839 Peggy and Doug for giving us cookies. These do we 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:28.120 want to do? Honey and cinnamon cereal biscuits. You mean 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:30.039 more cookies or do we want to do? 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:31.359 What is this? 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:32.320 Cookies? 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:33.919 Oatmeal cookies? 0:06:34.720 --> 0:06:36.800 Let's do these? These are chocoal balls. 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:38.719 I already have a stomach ache from Bonavita. 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:41.599 Oh please with your stomach ache, let me guess. Because 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:45.320 I don't eat cookies. But meanwhile, I will eat the inside. 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:45.520 Of a pie. 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:46.159 No I don't. 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:48.720 I'm sorry, I do. I do exactly. 0:06:48.839 --> 0:06:51.040 I like the filling. I'll eat comm stock all day. 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:52.880 This is that's basically nest Quick cereal. 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:53.400 Is what that is? 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:55.120 Yeah, I'm trying to see where the bag. 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:57.320 Is even yellow and there's a fake money on the front. 0:06:57.320 --> 0:06:59.600 Bonavita. No it's not. It's an elf, the same thing. 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:01.640 This man thinks that's a funny. 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:04.279 Okay, So that's a mishmash of Lucky Charms and nest 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:05.359 Quick Cereal. 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:06.920 Can I open it please? 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:08.640 I want to see where it's from. 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:09.760 Okay, good luck? 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:13.280 Uh the Czech Republic. My parents brought this one home. 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:16.640 Oh I played. Why am I doing that? 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:17.640 You could open it? 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:18.840 Okay? Czech Republic? 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:19.720 Yeah, check Republic. 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:21.640 So much writing on it. Yeah, look it's good. Until 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:23.960 like mid twenty twenty four, we could have waited. 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:26.040 We could have waited, and then I could have done 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:28.360 all my cereals and only done. 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:30.000 Is there our cereals? 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:30.400 Please? 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:32.880 You only do your cereal if I don't fight for 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:35.120 one of mine getting on all of a sudden. 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:38.800 The careful curation that you do just mysteriously misses all 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:40.040 of Andy's boxes. 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:43.680 So these chocole balls have no palm oil. Great, no 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:44.560 palm on the chocolate bar. 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:47.080 I was about to say, if these have palm oil, 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:47.880 I'm not eating that. 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:49.120 Well you can, it's not good for you. 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:51.720 Oh it is. And don't they use that in cars? 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:54.880 Or am I crazy? What weren't they using like palm 0:07:54.920 --> 0:07:56.000 oil and cars? 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:56.840 You need to chill out. 0:07:57.080 --> 0:08:00.000 So these look like serious what do busses use? 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:05.200 Look like little rabbit pellettses use the natural gas. 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:06.600 But like it smells really bad. 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:08.800 Oh it's that reclaimed like oil, cooking oil and ve 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:10.720 like vegetab oil. If they get out of those things, 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:15.400 I know. Okay. So these look like little cocoa puffs, 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:18.200 A little darker little coca you know it's got that 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:20.640 it has that international cocoa flavor smell. 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:23.280 Yeah, I will say they do look like rabbit pellets. 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:23.640 They do. 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:27.760 It does look like rabbit poop. But here we are, and. 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:29.600 It's not really making the military chocolate. 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:31.600 Now, it doesn't even smell like chocolate. 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:41.319 All right, let's see, let's go. The consistency is horrendous. 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:45.920 How's the consistency of like some keto garbage cereal you know, 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:52.440 beat you know with the right, no, the thing, the beans. 0:08:53.760 --> 0:08:57.040 There's no good what is it called? Why is it? 0:08:57.120 --> 0:08:57.640 Elf on? There? 0:08:57.679 --> 0:09:03.480 So happy bonavita balls? No new recipe with less sugar. 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:05.720 I'd like to hear the old, to see the old recipe. 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:08.280 With more sugar. Yeah, it's not the worst. 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:09.440 It's where it's pretty bad. 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:11.120 I'm gonna give it two bowls in a spoon, but. 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:11.960 I'm giving it a spoon. 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:15.120 Okay, that's all dramatic. 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:15.640 I don't like it. 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:17.480 I don't like the consistency. I didn't like it. Okay, 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:18.800 I almost wanted to spit it out. 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:21.120 Oh wow, yeah, you really hated it. 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:21.880 It wasn't very good. 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:26.440 Yeah that was uh, that was underwhelming, all. 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:28.640 Right because the chocolate flavor in that was so horrible. 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:31.000 We're gonna take a Farmland Fresh dairy chocolate milk break in. 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:31.679 I love that. 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:34.120 Yeah, so I'm gonna go back to the Formuland Fresh 0:09:34.160 --> 0:09:35.120 dairy fridge back here. 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:39.920 I gotta shake it up a lot. I like the frothy. 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:43.719 Okay, yeah, thank you. 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:46.160 I also need to find out the jugs always have 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:47.080 this circle here. 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:49.640 Sometimes it's a little indented, and sometimes it's just like 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:52.800 there you ever noticed that? No, I don't expect my 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:56.040 milk jugs. I just drink the delicious stuff inside. Well, 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:57.840 I inspect the milk jug, and I'm curious as to 0:09:57.880 --> 0:09:58.360 what that is. 0:09:58.480 --> 0:10:00.320 Okay, so we're gonna have to find out when we 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:02.640 go to the big plant or factory. 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:07.240 I'm excited here we go. Thank you. Yep, we'll be 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:09.240 back right after Okay, we're not going to cheers. 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:15.560 Leave one of cheers. Cheers. We'll be back right after this. 0:10:15.720 --> 0:10:16.840 It's the right thing to do. 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:19.560 That's delicious. 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:22.920 What you talked right in the hole. 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:25.280 No, I can see it. It was at ten and 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:25.800 we're back. 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:30.360 Welcome back, not that you went anywhere. I really hate 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:32.439 when people say that we welcome back to the show. 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:34.560 You didn't go anywhere. We just took a quick break. 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:36.920 So like, why are we welcoming them back when they 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:37.560 didn't leaves? 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:41.360 Do you think do they make strawberry milk? 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:43.840 They do not. You see the sign back there that's 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:45.880 all their products. There's no strawberry milk there. 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:48.480 Well, I mean we can put some strawberry goo in 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:51.040 their regular milk, make strawberry milk ourselves. 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:52.160 We can recommend that. 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:54.559 Well, maybe they've test marketed and it didn't do so. 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:56.280 Well, that's true. I would like to know, you know. 0:10:56.640 --> 0:11:01.040 Yeah, Okay, we'll get right on that ace. All right, 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:03.319 So let's first of all, hello, the fact that there's 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:04.920 a rubber band on that means we did already, So 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:06.600 learn about life and move on to the next one. 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:08.200 We did this one. 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:10.840 But yeah, do you don't remember your children? I don't 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:13.160 offerend Matt and Jen they brought that back from their honeymoon. 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:14.600 Well, I don't really want to go into any of 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:15.240 the other biscuits. 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:15.800 I'm sorry. 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:16.600 So what are we gonna do? 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:19.480 Well, No, we should be doing a new cereal right here? 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:21.040 I hop right there? 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:24.160 Are you kidding? Why are you really kidding me? Right now? 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:24.480 We did? 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:27.319 I hop Yeah, we should really be doing a new 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:28.000 cereal right now. 0:11:28.000 --> 0:11:29.960 Andrew, Okay, we'll let me go into one of Oh, 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:31.760 I don't know, but but it's the curation, you know. 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:33.880 I mean, now people have to wait, what are you doing? 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:36.040 You don't even know what's going on down there? What 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:36.640 are you doing? 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:37.960 Are you kidding me? 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:38.400 What? 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:39.560 Carefully? Get here? 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:42.920 I didn't write that, Matt wrote that. Let's see. Yeah, 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:47.440 it's not new, but go ahead. I mean, I guess 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:48.440 we could if you want to throw up. 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:51.079 Let's do it, all right, Matt, Thank you very much, 0:11:51.160 --> 0:11:53.120 Magic Spoon grain free Maple Waffle. 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:55.840 Thanks for letting me get two of my cereals in today. 0:11:57.120 --> 0:11:59.520 So Matt has been steadily sending us boxes and boxes 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:01.560 and boxes, and we're finally getting to some of his stuff. 0:12:03.960 --> 0:12:07.400 I'm sorry, I already smell the maple through the bag, 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:09.000 which means it's not very well packaged. 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:10.640 Did I say something before we go into this one? 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:15.800 Yeah, this is a keto cereal and it's maple Keto. 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:19.840 We've had this much luck with Magic Spoon cereals. 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:24.200 This much, and they advertise so much that it's like, well. 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:26.000 That's why the boxes are like twelve dollars each, because 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:29.280 they advertise so much. Okay, these pieces are stuck together. 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:32.200 They're supposed to be loops, but they're not really. I 0:12:32.240 --> 0:12:34.880 will say, there's a heavy maple s does smell like 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:38.320 fresh right out the tree in Canada maple syrup. Now 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:40.640 do you know it's Canadian maple syrup, because that's where 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:41.720 maple syrup comes from. 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:43.920 No, I know, we get we have maple like for 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:44.600 mott and stuff all. 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:46.280 Yeah, but I think it's I bought them all I 0:12:46.320 --> 0:12:46.880 was in for mint? 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:49.640 Was it in the shape of the little maple leaf? 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:51.480 They had a bunch of different bottles. 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:54.000 See, there's all kinds of stuff on the box that 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:55.560 distract you from the terrible flavor. 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:59.720 So it's like everything about this is like, hey, youth, 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:02.400 wouldn't you love a cereal that seems healthy? 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:06.040 Like you ate cereal as a kid? Here do these like? 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:08.200 Well, that was their whole thing. They were like healthy 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:10.520 cereal for adults, you know, but it reminding you of 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:15.280 your childhood. But this does not. I mean it smells 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:16.079 like waffle crisp. 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:18.080 It does. What makes that posts? 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:18.240 Ye? 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:20.559 Gotcha? Gotcha? 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:22.880 Well, I mean you had a one to three. 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:24.120 You had to want a three. 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:25.800 Changel, right, So these look like some sort of loops 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:27.680 that are almost together. The machine was just like, please 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:29.680 get out of me and squished them out as fast 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:32.400 as possible, and the machine definitely was Yeah, poops and 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:33.000 mount goes. 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:35.840 Like now it actually smells like urine. Put your nose 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:39.880 in there. Ew, I can't take it. 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:40.720 I can't eat. 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:50.560 There we go, you must, you must. Hmm. I'm waiting 0:13:50.559 --> 0:14:00.199 for the horrible flavor to come there. It is, dude. 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:02.800 Why do they make cereal? These people? 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:03.400 Why? 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:06.880 It just Oh my god, I gotta eat some of 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:12.720 these cookies. It just tastes like wow, an overly buttered waffle. 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:15.760 Yeah, but then that flavor comes in. I'm not getting 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:16.760 that yet, are you kidding? 0:14:17.760 --> 0:14:22.200 Let me try zero nothing, newman nothing. Put it in 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:25.840 the the Hall of Fame of cramp nothing. 0:14:26.200 --> 0:14:26.560 Yeah. 0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:30.000 It's horrendous. These magic spoom people and people are buying 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:32.160 into this. I don't understand that. You see all these 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:36.080 people on TikTok and Instagram. Oh so delicious, brings me 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:38.800 back to my childhood. Well, you have the worst childhood ever? 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:39.680 Are you kidding? 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:40.360 Yeah? 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:43.400 I think the problem is that they're using like Mark 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:45.840 Young social media influencers. 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:49.960 This is not good. No, it's not like. 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:51.280 No, it is horrendous. 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:54.920 I'm trying to find a a adjective, some type of 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:58.560 bright spot in this, but it's just not good. 0:14:58.760 --> 0:14:59.400 Wit you give it. 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:01.680 Bowl. 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:05.280 Wow, you are extremely generous. 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:09.080 Because it's not I didn't get like the stevia taste. 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:11.800 It's not the stevia, it's just can I have it? Please? 0:15:11.840 --> 0:15:11.920 May? 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:13.120 Can I please see the ingredient. 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:18.160 Absolutely, it's not the worst of it's bad. It's one 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:19.200 of the worst I've had. 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:21.960 But it contains a bioengineered food ingredient. 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:22.560 That seems safe. 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:27.280 Well most stuff does at this point. Settling blah blah blah. 0:15:27.320 --> 0:15:32.240 Our magic magic is from hell. Alos is a rare 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:35.760 sugar found in raisins, figs, and maple syrup. It contains 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:38.280 only ten percent of the calories of regular sugar and 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:41.480 is only slightly metabolized by your body, so it barely 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:44.120 impacts blood sugar levels. Oh, this would be good for Garrett. 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:47.840 All while having the same familiar taste and texture lies 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:52.200 comply regular sugar. Monk fruit is native to Southeast Asia 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:57.600 and was first in the thirteenth century. No, I get 0:15:57.600 --> 0:15:59.360 a crap taste afterwards, Like it. 0:15:59.320 --> 0:16:02.560 Almost tastes like like like Grandma perfume. 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:04.840 The very first ingredient is milk protein. 0:16:04.960 --> 0:16:08.160 Like they just walk into a Macy's and they're like spray, like, 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:08.680 that's what. 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:09.920 The old Lady stuff. 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:17.160 Yeah, it's got tapioca starch, chickory root a gave vegetable 0:16:17.240 --> 0:16:18.120