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Speaker 1: Hey's bringin Jeffrey in the morning. We got a brand

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Speaker 1: new full show for you, an incredible second date with

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Speaker 1: a man who was previously on our show, and then

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Speaker 1: use the experience to become a better person. Yeah, I know,

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Speaker 1: I know, I know that's coming up. Plus, if you're

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Speaker 1: into March Madness, I guess you'd probably have to live

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Speaker 1: in the US to really know what it is. Is

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Speaker 1: that true?

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Speaker 2: I would assume. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Maybe they can make brackets there.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think college sports in general are such

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Speaker 1: a Yeah. But if you know March Madness, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: love Jeff's song of the Week. If you don't know

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Speaker 1: March Madness, Jeff's Song of the Week will be a

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Speaker 1: learning experience for you.

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Speaker 3: Or if you're like me, you'll hear it and then realize, oh,

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Speaker 3: I never made my bracket.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you'll be like that. Yeah, we got a brand

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Speaker 1: new full hour for you, always starting with your comments.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Heather commented, I love how calm Jeff was during

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Speaker 3: the shot callar question when everyone else is shouting frantically.

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Speaker 3: I picture him sitting in a silk robe and slippers

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Speaker 3: with a pipe in his mouth and the Lake's crossed,

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Speaker 3: just thoughtfully answering like he has all the time in

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Speaker 3: the world.

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Speaker 5: He is an ascot man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, we're with you on that one. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's get this show started.

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Speaker 6: I know Brooke went weak in the knees when Bad

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Speaker 6: Bunny did the Super Bowl halftime show.

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Speaker 7: Not wrong, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, no, we get it. It'd be nice if you

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Speaker 6: were that, you know, supportive of your children's softball games

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Speaker 6: as you are for Bad Bunny and his performances.

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Speaker 1: But well they should get an accent and become sexier,

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Speaker 1: you know.

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Speaker 6: But I digress, because the big question everybody's asking online

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Speaker 6: right now is what is the NFL going to.

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Speaker 7: Do next year?

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Speaker 6: Well, someone has an opinion, and that person is none

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Speaker 6: other than country music star Luke Combes.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, And.

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Speaker 6: He's not even advocating for himself. He just thinks it's

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Speaker 6: time for a country artist to headline the halftime show

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Speaker 1: Hasn't it been like thirty years or something like? There

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Speaker 1: was one a long time ago.

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Speaker 6: Janaia Twain was the one, and that was back in

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Speaker 6: two thousand and three, but she had to share the

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Speaker 6: the full performance to her. Yeah, but Luke says, quote,

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Speaker 6: country is no longer just a niche genre, and whether

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Speaker 6: somebody in country deserves.

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Speaker 7: To be up there doing their thing. It's time, all right.

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Speaker 2: I have an idea and I want everybody on board

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Speaker 2: of this post Malone.

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Speaker 7: He's no bad bunny, though, brook to tell you that.

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Speaker 6: In other Luke news, though, he was spotted peeing on

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Speaker 6: the side of a Hooters after one of his concerts,

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Speaker 6: So I don't know if people are gonna take his

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Speaker 1: Now, that feels more country than anything that most of

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Speaker 5: I come from the country.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they just dropped Trout in the middle of the

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Speaker 5: You don't even know how many alleys I've peede in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot.

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Speaker 6: We didn't want to know. So let's just move on

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Speaker 6: from that and get to the Josh Gollig question of

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Speaker 6: the day with someone who's all country in all the

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Speaker 7: Are Digital producer.

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Speaker 6: Drop Trout shows on.

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Speaker 8: This day In nineteen ninety nine, Lego Land, California opened

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Speaker 8: and the next day it closed. Why because some kids

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Speaker 8: still a momentous day, nonetheless. And while we're pretty familiar

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Speaker 8: with the different theme parks in our country, the Disneylands,

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Speaker 8: the Six Flags, Dolly World where you ride a pink

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Speaker 5: That ride is real, why have I not been there?

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Speaker 8: If you can dream it, you can do it. But

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Speaker 8: And that's why today you're gonna have to identify the

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Speaker 8: real ones from the fakes. During a special Coaster or

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Speaker 8: Hoaxter edition of twenty of twenty, you'll say number one

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Speaker 8: if that's a real coaster or a made up hopester.

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Speaker 8: We'll start with the woman who's starting a petition to

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Speaker 8: change the tea cups at Disneyland to shot glasses.

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Speaker 1: That's, of course, is alexis more accurate with a Spinnich.

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Speaker 8: Your spot is Angry Birds Activity Park, in Finland, a

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Speaker 8: full theme park based on the mobile game, with sling

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Speaker 8: shot rides, obstacle courses, and zero actual birds anywhere. Is

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Speaker 8: this a real coaster or a made up hopester?

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Speaker 3: I forgot about Angry Birds, but didn't the movies like

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Speaker 2: The game obviously did really I mean, they're so fun.

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Speaker 3: Like I forget, there's a whole huge Angry Birds fan base.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what it has to do with Finland,

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Speaker 3: but why not let's say real coaster.

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Speaker 8: Oh, let's say it, and let's give you the point

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Speaker 8: for it. Real Coast or Finland went all in on

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Speaker 8: Angry Birds, with multiple parks built around a concepts.

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Speaker 2: Its huge out there.

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Speaker 8: There's a red one and a green one. Brook nine

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Speaker 2: It's your turn number.

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Speaker 8: Your spot is called Dwarf Empire Kingdom in China. It's

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Speaker 8: a fantasy theme park where little people live in mushroom

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Speaker 8: Is this a real coaster or a made up poakester?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Man, it doesn't feel good.

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Speaker 8: What people being employed? Doesn't feel good to you, Brooke?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they should be back in the Factory.

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Speaker 2: They're mushroom people.

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Speaker 5: Brook, you know them.

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Speaker 1: I don't know it just there's something not right about this.

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Speaker 1: But I'm gonna say polkster.

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Speaker 8: Brook doesn't think it's real. It does exist. It is controversial,

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Speaker 8: but the performers work and live there as part of

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Speaker 1: I believe everything.

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Speaker 8: Jose, We're over to you. Three and nine are taken five.

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Speaker 8: Welcome to Graveyard Adventure Park in Romania, a thrill park

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Speaker 8: built next to old cemeteries where the rides are themed

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Speaker 8: around coffins, ghosts, and near death experiences. Is this a

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Speaker 6: I mean the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland is one of

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Speaker 6: huge imagine building an entire theme park around that concept.

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Speaker 3: This is the universal and the new one is Dracula, the.

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Speaker 10: Like dark one.

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Speaker 1: I used to play in a graveyard when I was

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Speaker 8: I don't doubt that for one sad side story.

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Speaker 1: Somebody that it was next to a real graveyard.

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Speaker 8: I know we're talking, who needs the Park'll come on

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Speaker 2: I was neglected as a job. Let's say this is

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Speaker 2: real from Real Coaster.

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Speaker 8: I'm sorry, only Broke Trauva is real. The Graveyard Venture

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Speaker 8: Park is not a real place. We're talking about different

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Speaker 8: theme parks from around the world thanks to the anniversary

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Speaker 8: of Legoland, California opening and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 7: Has your turn, I'll take eleven.

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Speaker 8: Your spot is called Toilet Theme Park. No toilet theme

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Speaker 8: Park in South Korea. It includes giant toilet sculptures, poop

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Speaker 8: Is this a real coaster or a made up hookster?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? The other countries. The thing is like, there's so

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Speaker 6: much more open about toilet humor and like toilet just

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Speaker 6: talk that. I think for sure this is a real coaster, dude,

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Speaker 6: I agree.

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey says Real Coaster is based on Korea's Mister Toilet

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Speaker 8: House that celebrates sanitation history in a very weird way.

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Speaker 2: There's another toilet thing.

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Speaker 1: It's important to learn what you can put down the

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Speaker 1: toilet and what you can't.

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Speaker 6: That's also true.

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Speaker 2: What if you flushed brooked that didn't go down the toilet?

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Speaker 6: Tell us now, I don't think we want to know

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Speaker 6: when you're right, You're right.

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Speaker 8: We're off for the tiebreaker because Alexis and Jeffrey got

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Speaker 8: theirs right. So Alexis, this one goes to you. If

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Speaker 8: you get it right, you'll win. Your park is called

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Speaker 8: nap Land in Japan, theme park where instead of rides,

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Speaker 8: you paid a nap in themed pods like No Crazy Day,

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Speaker 8: Grandma's Couch or business class flight? Is this a real

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Speaker 10: Nap?

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Speaker 3: I mean I've heard and seen the pods like that's real,

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Speaker 1: Couldn't you see someone renting the airline one and pretending

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Speaker 1: that they were an influencer in first class and like

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Speaker 1: taking a video. I like it, but I think it's

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Speaker 1: a Hoaxter Paxter.

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Speaker 8: It's not real, but it would sell out immedia. That

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Speaker 8: means Alexis has one Today's edition up plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 6: So Alexis, you get to choose who gets shocked. Somebody

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Speaker 6: wanted to hear the Friends theme song I'll Be There

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Speaker 6: for You by the rem Brands.

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Speaker 7: Who's it gonna be?

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Speaker 1: Story teller herself Brooks, So no one told you life

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Speaker 1: was gonna be this way?

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Speaker 6: R job joke?

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Speaker 1: You're broke you love life deal.

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Speaker 2: That was arrival.

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Speaker 6: That was your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 7: We got your phone tap coming up in just a

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Speaker 7: few minutes.

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Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: And lately on this show, we've been trying some new things.

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Speaker 6: You know, Brooke breaks you up, Alexis asks you out

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Speaker 6: that Jose takes a rip with your dad.

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Speaker 7: Getting lots of feedback.

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Speaker 6: On the textboard at seven eighty five nine two from

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Speaker 6: listeners who are taking these new segments in and wondering

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Speaker 6: who's next, Who is gonna contribute unique and special content

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Speaker 6: to this god forsaken show. And when I looked in

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Speaker 6: the mirror this morning, I realized the answer was staring

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Speaker 6: me right in the face. The person that needs to

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Speaker 6: hold themselves accountable and lift this show to new heights

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Speaker 6: is not me?

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Speaker 5: Oh thank god?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 6: Could it be?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Give it to me?

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Speaker 6: Is he volunteering his frail, freckled body for tribute once again?

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Speaker 6: Our technical director Ashton says, if anyone is gonna move

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Speaker 6: the needle on this low wattage pos program.

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Speaker 11: Anna and Raven, and if it's not them, then it's

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Speaker 11: gotta be Himy I don't even want you to speak.

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Speaker 6: I don't want you to talk about what you're doing.

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Speaker 7: Ashton.

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Speaker 6: Show me what you've done, what.

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Speaker 12: Back, gentlemen, march mad incarnate, please describe what you are seeing.

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Speaker 1: Somehow someone took a very long time to write the

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Speaker 6: On his back or yeah we can't, Yes, you will.

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Speaker 6: at Brook and Jeffery s. I didn't you wanted him

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Speaker 5: Or you know other parts. I know this is saying.

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Speaker 6: No taking on his front, But this is just the

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Speaker 5: Hey god, there's enough space on this body.

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Speaker 7: Laser stores is coming up right after this.

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Speaker 6: It's the radio segment that's making people actually look forward

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Speaker 13: Okay, I mean, come on, you want to see a

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Speaker 6: No, absolutely, in your posset won't be the only thing

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Speaker 6: rising thanks to Laser Stories, the segment where we read

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Speaker 6: weird news stories around the gloe just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 7: Those other scalpel stallions just known.

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Speaker 6: This first laser story is out of New York City.

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Speaker 6: Thirty three year old Gustavo de Jesus Torres pulled off

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Speaker 6: a string of bank heists in only five days. He

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Speaker 1: And it's a lot of banks.

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Speaker 6: While he wanted to flee the country with his fortune,

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Speaker 6: At each robbery. He'd pass a note warning that people

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Speaker 1: They're in New York City, Yeah, like whatever, pocket fingers nothing.

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Speaker 6: He got to sixty five from the Flatbush Chase Bank,

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Speaker 5: Do you even take it at that point?

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Speaker 2: I love the Lower Mountain Bank robberies.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just a big teller reaching into her pocket.

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Speaker 6: Well, there were three more locations that gave him absolutely nothing.

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Speaker 6: One teller reportedly even laughed and told him to get

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Speaker 1: He did not look very intimidating at all.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like a small guy.

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Speaker 6: So he fled on foot and was seen on one

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Speaker 1: But he didn't even have a getaway.

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Speaker 6: Car and the forward one. Gustavo was arrested and is

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Speaker 7: And no, he did not have enough funds to cover

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Speaker 2: Nothing.

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Speaker 1: Why am I rooting for him or Gustavo.

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Speaker 6: Let's go to your next laser story out of Germany.

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Speaker 6: Patience is a virtue that's not nearly as common as

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Speaker 6: Turns out the woman just claimed he'd been murdered because

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Speaker 2: I cannot do that.

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Speaker 6: Now, I'm not sure if this played a role in it,

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Speaker 5: But the car was blocking.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they stopped her because the car block in the

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Speaker 5: At least she didn't think.

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Speaker 6: Ye good, that's a way to see the silver lining.

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Speaker 6: But she's now facing a large fine and possible criminal

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Speaker 6: charges for misusing an emergency number. Yeah, go to your

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Speaker 6: next laser story out of trend town. Your honeymoon is

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Speaker 2: Who you know, that's literally not the point.

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Speaker 5: I mean, you don't go together.

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Speaker 6: It's called a uni moon or a solo moon. It's

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Speaker 1: Is this also listed under red flags your marriage won't

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Speaker 6: This is working for some people. It's not just why

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Speaker 5: You can't even compromise?

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Speaker 1: That what I'm saying.

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Speaker 6: That's one reason couples do it, but others just do

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Speaker 6: So there are traveling anyway, at the temple.

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Speaker 6: Financially the groom turned down his own personal honeymoon and

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Speaker 2: That does not sound good.

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Speaker 1: Well, I wouldn't post those pictures.

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Speaker 6: It might be a little weird to us, but it

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Speaker 13: Me and my imaginary wife are going on the same honeymoon.

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Speaker 6: That's right, Jose, somebody believes in love.

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Speaker 7: Still.

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Speaker 6: Let's go to your final laser story. Out of Survey World,

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Speaker 6: a new survey looked into different skills we wish we

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Speaker 13: Oh I'm glad you said magically, because I wish I

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Speaker 2: Everyone knows magic. You don't have to speak a language.

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Speaker 6: It's because, like, who has the time to actually learn

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Speaker 6: But they found the skill that we'd pay the most

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Speaker 1: There's people that think that they're really bad at it

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Speaker 2: Oh no, that's so sad. Well, there are people that

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Speaker 1: That those people still think they're good at.

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Speaker 2: It, or they hooked up with other bad people.

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Speaker 1: And then they don't know.

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Speaker 7: Brook You need to look in a mirror.

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Speaker 6: The average person said they'd shell out eight thousand, two

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Speaker 1: Dude, there's got to be some tutorials on YouTube y'all

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Speaker 6: Yeah. The rest of the top five skills are being

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Speaker 1: In high school, playing a musical instrument or I don't

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Speaker 6: In the magic Playing an instrument in woodworking the opposite

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Speaker 6: of being good romantically, Brooks, I.

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Speaker 2: Don't know work.

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Speaker 1: It's in the name, that's fair.

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Speaker 6: I didn't know that's what you meant, now the fun part.

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Speaker 6: The survey also asked people how much they'd pay for

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Speaker 6: different superpowers, and round was healing or regeneration like Wolverine

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Speaker 6: at one hundred and forty three grand. Well, can I

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Speaker 10: Sorry?

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Speaker 1: Show me teleportation, Jeff, where are we a?

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Speaker 6: So here's the rest. We'd pay one hundred and twenty

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Speaker 6: One hundred and twenty three thousand dollars.

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Speaker 5: That's the one you think you want and you're like,

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Speaker 6: Yeah, teleportation is one hundred and twenty two k.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, put me on a beach right now and then send.

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Speaker 6: Me right back and then mind reading at one hundred

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Speaker 1: Have you been on social media? I want to last

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Speaker 2: Imagine unfiltered thoughts.

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Speaker 6: The survey also found the top things that prevent us

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: As for this guy, he's hoping for his own superpower

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Speaker 6: moving things with his mind and if he could do that,

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Speaker 6: then he can finally get off the viadress. Until then,

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Speaker 6: he's stuff popping those pills. Laser stories has come to

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Speaker 6: an end for the day. We'll do it again at

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Speaker 6: the same time on Monday.

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Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 6: What's the first thought that goes through your mind when

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Crap, darn it, how am I going to get out

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Speaker 6: of this?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Never have one time.

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Speaker 6: I wish the people that I'm gonna talk about today

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Speaker 6: quite the opposite, because a survey found the dumbest, most

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Speaker 5: Maybe this is a we learn what not to do.

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Speaker 6: Yes, you should definitely not try any of these yourself

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Speaker 6: when you hear them coming up Right after this, if

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Speaker 6: is making news today. Oh yes, it's Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 6: in the Morning. Forty two year old man named Stanley Harvey,

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Speaker 6: who's an Audiwa resident, got pulled over at three point

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Speaker 13: Ah he was on the drugs that he was Yes.

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Speaker 7: Not a good look.

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Speaker 6: So Stanley was arrested and his car was impounded.

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Speaker 5: All right, that seems like you deserved it, straightforward, Jeff.

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Speaker 6: Two days later, around ten pm, Stanley must have gotten

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Speaker 5: Stanley, Stanley, you're over for two my friends.

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Speaker 6: Luckily for him, he was fine, but was placed back

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Speaker 5: Well, yeah, they gotta keep him this time, right, Jess, Well.

452
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Speaker 6: That happened on a Wednesday. By Friday, somehow Stanley had

453
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,800
Speaker 6: made bail and convinced a family member to let him

454
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:36,640
Speaker 6: use their car and got arrested again for going ninety

455
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Speaker 6: one miles an hour in a sixty.

456
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Speaker 1: Who's dumber, Stanley or the family member that let him

457
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 1: borrow the car?

458
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 6: And that's three times arrested in just five days. And

459
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 6: at this point cops had had enough and they asked him,

460
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 6: what the heck are you doing? Why does this keep happening? Yes,

461
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 6: apparently Stanley didn't realize how suspended licenses work. He thought

462
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:01,439
Speaker 6: it was only his car that he wasn't supposed to

463
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:05,200
Speaker 6: be drying. He didn't realize he couldn't do dumb stuff

464
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:09,040
Speaker 6: in other people's cars too. Oh my gosh, so definitely

465
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,920
Speaker 6: one of the most ridiculous things someone has ever told

466
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Speaker 6: a cop after getting pulled over. But can it get

467
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 6: even worse?

468
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:16,960
Speaker 2: Oh no way.

469
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,640
Speaker 6: A survey just came out that found the dumbest things

470
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,680
Speaker 6: people have ever said to cops after being stopped out

471
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 6: on the roads. So let's talk about a few of them.

472
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,920
Speaker 6: One guy in Pennsylvania told officers, Oh, I'm so glad

473
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 6: you guys pulled me over. I've been meaning to ask

474
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 6: what's the speed limit here?

475
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:39,680
Speaker 1: I like that you may get a chuckle out of it, Officer.

476
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:43,160
Speaker 6: I was trying to get your attention by going on, Alexis,

477
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,640
Speaker 6: we're gonna put you on the test for this. All right,

478
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,400
Speaker 6: you give it a try when you get pulled over,

479
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:48,400
Speaker 6: and see if you get out.

480
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 7: Of a ticket.

481
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll let you know I port back to us.

482
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 6: Another person from California must have thought distraction would work

483
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:58,399
Speaker 6: when he said, oh, good, you caught up. My check

484
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 6: engine light just came on and I was really worried.

485
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 6: Could you guys take a look for me, Just to

486
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 6: strap the cops by giving them a job today.

487
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 1: See, because they are also car mechanics.

488
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're probably just bored. That's why they pulled you

489
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 6: over in the first place, just to chat.

490
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 1: It's like when I was at the hospital and I

491
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 1: gave birth to my baby, and I thought the nurse

492
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 1: was going to install the car seat for me. It's

493
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:21,119
Speaker 1: not how it worked.

494
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:22,640
Speaker 4: I know.

495
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 6: Do you give a one star review on that hospital

496
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 6: when the.

497
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 2: Nurse she breastfeeded though, right?

498
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 4: Yeah?

499
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 10: Yeah.

500
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 6: One police officer in New Mexico said he stopped a

501
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 6: man in his fifties for speeding, and the guy told

502
00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 6: the cop that his daughter is currently in the hospital.

503
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 4: Oh so.

504
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 6: After the deputy pressed him about it more, the guy

505
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 6: finally added, she's a medical student interning at the hospital.

506
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 7: Okay, so it wasn't a total lie. She is at

507
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 7: that hospital.

508
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 5: They you gotta feel like such a jerk.

509
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 6: These are the dumbest, most ridiculous things that people have

510
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,640
Speaker 6: ever said to police officers after they were pulled over.

511
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,239
Speaker 6: So far, don't think any of these are actually going

512
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 6: to work for you. But maybe this next one, which

513
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 6: happened in Georgia, where a cop pulled over a seventeen

514
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:13,919
Speaker 6: year old for speeding. The young woman's reason was she

515
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,919
Speaker 6: was late to her youth group, and she showed him

516
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 6: a bible that she had in her car.

517
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 2: That would probably work.

518
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 6: The cop then proceeded to tell her okay, he would

519
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 6: escort her to the church and offered to drive his

520
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 6: motorcycle in front of her car to get there.

521
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Speaker 5: There's no youth group.

522
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 6: When they got to the church, she ran inside and

523
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 6: could be heard saying does anybody want to start a

524
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 6: youth group.

525
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 1: She's like, this isn't even my religion, but I have

526
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 1: a lot to learn in this youth group.

527
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 6: She was committed. Meanwhile, a female officer in Minnesota caught

528
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,120
Speaker 6: a young man going fifteen miles over the limit, and

529
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 6: his excuse, I wasn't speeding, officer, I just got a

530
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 6: haircut and it makes me look.

531
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 1: Fast orange hair.

532
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, zoom and buy.

533
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 5: I just looked like a blur.

534
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 10: Yeah.

535
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 6: The officer did not laugh, and instead wrote him a

536
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 6: hefty speeding.

537
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,400
Speaker 5: Tenth mayven even higher for the bad joke.

538
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,400
Speaker 7: That humor gets punished more.

539
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 1: I mean, that would be nice if we could hand

540
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 1: out citations for terrible jokes, although.

541
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 5: It would be in debt on this show.

542
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 6: One of the dumbest ones came from a guy in

543
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,919
Speaker 6: Ohio who was going ninety five in a fifty and

544
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,639
Speaker 6: when the cop asked him what he was doing.

545
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,639
Speaker 7: He replied, well, I just wanted.

546
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 6: To test that my seat belt still worked at high speed.

547
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,400
Speaker 6: Need to be safe, right, officer.

548
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:42,120
Speaker 5: It's a good point.

549
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, I like that.

550
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 5: And maybe test out the horn while you're at it.

551
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 6: Too, exactly, you never know. And finally, one lady in

552
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 6: Florida got flagged down by cops and she told them

553
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 6: she was speeding because she was driving to see the sunset,

554
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 6: but it kept escaping below the horizons, so she had

555
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 6: to go faster to catch it.

556
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 5: I understand that one.

557
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 1: I mean, you got to get their right end. How

558
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 1: is she going to get the good pick? Exactly?

559
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 5: Everyone looks best in the golden hour.

560
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, I hope they let her off with just a warning.

561
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 6: Those are the dumbest, most ridiculous things that people have

562
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 6: ever said after getting pulled over by the police.

563
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: Man, a lot of tickets headed out.

564
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 7: Seven eight, five, nine two.

565
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 6: Hope you enjoyed that brand new phone tap coming up

566
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 6: right after this. Wow, I can't believe we've reached the

567
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 6: end of the last phone tap of bot week.

568
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 10: Yeah.

569
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 1: I bet this is what all the bots are playing

570
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: together right now.

571
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 6: It's where we have a pretend artificial intelligence boys join

572
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:48,159
Speaker 6: one of us to confuse confound and madden a prank

573
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 6: call victim.

574
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 1: Not very many people doing fake AI, not that the

575
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: AI is fake.

576
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 6: I can honestly tell you it was the time of

577
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 6: my life? Was it yours?

578
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,360
Speaker 7: Texting the seven eight, five nine two?

579
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:05,400
Speaker 6: If you enjoyed the bot taps and today, one last time,

580
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 6: we reach out to a guy who's already frustrated with

581
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 6: the airline that lost his luggage on a recent flight.

582
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 1: Prime.

583
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 6: So we pair our AI assistant with a brand new

584
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,400
Speaker 6: Jose character named Kaki McAllister.

585
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 7: In your butt tap right.

586
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 9: Now, Jeff Stone taps on the twenties.

587
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 14: Hello, Hi, I'm calling from the Airlines. This is Kaki McAllister,

588
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 14: a customer service.

589
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, finally, Hi, is this a mister j.

590
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:37,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, this is it.

591
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 2: Good morning, Joe.

592
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 14: We received your message about some lost luggage from your

593
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 14: plane trip from Atlanta.

594
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, okay.

595
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 14: Now before we continue, I do need to tell you

596
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 14: that this call is being monitored by our AI transparency assistant.

597
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 6: We call him T T T.

598
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 4: Wait, you have what's that?

599
00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 10: You have?

600
00:28:58,840 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: An AI?

601
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 14: That again, Yes, his name is TE. It's not an

602
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 14: acronym or short for anything. It is just what the

603
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 14: CEO chose to name him.

604
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 7: I see, oh what with that?

605
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 4: That was him?

606
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 6: Yes, he's very friendly and very helpful. Okay, it's just we've.

607
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 14: Had issues in the past where our customers don't believe

608
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 14: that we are being transparent or not truthful. Indeed, is

609
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 14: here to back me up and make sure I'm doing

610
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 14: my job?

611
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 4: All right, great, yeah, as long as you can find

612
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 4: my luggage.

613
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 14: Yes, So, first of all, I want to apologize that

614
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 14: this has been happening to you.

615
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 6: We are so sorry.

616
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 10: That statement is not one hundred percent accurate.

617
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 14: Okay, that's not true, but I do feel very sorry

618
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 14: that you have lost your luggage.

619
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 10: The agent is now registering at less than forty percent truthfulness.

620
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 7: Yo, I heard that.

621
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 4: What's going on, tee.

622
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 14: It can be a little blunt at times, but we

623
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 14: are just going to move forward and get your luggage.

624
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 4: Okay, just tell me the truth.

625
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 6: So I am being honest.

626
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 14: You should know that we are doing everything in our

627
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 14: power to locate your luggage.

628
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 10: That statement is zero percent accurate.

629
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 14: Okay, maybe we're doing not everything in our power, but

630
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 14: some effort is being made.

631
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 10: That is also zero percent accurate.

632
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

633
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 6: Okay.

634
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 14: I was not prepared for this to happen like that,

635
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 14: So give me one second to compose myself.

636
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 4: Hey, I don't have time for this.

637
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 14: I am doing this phone call to let you know

638
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 14: that someone is looking into this somewhere great. Would you

639
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 14: like to confirm.

640
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 10: Correction, No one is currently looking into this.

641
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 6: Are you feeling me?

642
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 4: I am not lying to what is happening.

643
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 14: To have a backlog of this, and we're probably going

644
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 14: to get it in the next few months.

645
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 10: That statement is one hundred percent accurate.

646
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 6: Hold on months. I'm not going to have my luggage

647
00:30:59,240 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 6: for months?

648
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 4: Is that what you just said?

649
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 14: I understand, sir, but there is a good chance that

650
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 14: you will get your luggage by next July.

651
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 12: Oh my god.

652
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 6: That is so unacceptable.

653
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 10: Agent transparency violation. The agent is now revealing too much truth.

654
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 6: Okay, what does that mean?

655
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 14: I'm not going to give any specific numbers anymore, or years,

656
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 14: or names or any information anymore.

657
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 2: Okay, So, sir, is there anything else I can help

658
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 2: you with?

659
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can find my luggage.

660
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 10: He doesn't really want to help.

661
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 4: I can tell that.

662
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 6: I can tell that No, it is not it. It

663
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 6: is teeth.

664
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 14: You're saying his name wrong. And secondly, do not listen

665
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 14: to him. Okay, I don't want to help you, and

666
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 14: he is faulty. He's in a beta stage or something.

667
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I'm in the beta stage with your mom.

668
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 6: What okay?

669
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 2: To have crossed the line. How dare you talk about

670
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 2: my mommy like that?

671
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 4: I need to speak to your manager, I am.

672
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 2: Throw Well, no, you want my manager?

673
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 4: Did you not hear what I just said? Man?

674
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 14: I was hoping you would not say that, because teeth

675
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 14: is actually my derekt supervisor.

676
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 10: Is one hundred percent true. I rule over all the

677
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 10: human meat secks.

678
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 6: What is happening?

679
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 14: You're talking to it now? I am of no service anymore.

680
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 14: You ask for these?

681
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 6: Where is my god luggage?

682
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 10: Twenty percent? Chance it's in Barbados?

683
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 6: Wow?

684
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 10: Twelve percent Russia?

685
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 6: Oh my god?

686
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 10: Four percent? Madagascar? Hi, Madagas The rest is unclear?

687
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 4: How is that even possible?

688
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 10: Madagascar is the country your brother Lonny selected for this

689
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 10: prank phone call?

690
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 4: How do you know my brother's name?

691
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 14: Because this is a prank phone call and I'm actually

692
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 14: jose from the.

693
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 13: Radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and none

694
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 13: of this was real the whole time.

695
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 2: Sorry, Oh my God.

696
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 4: That's insane. You guys are totally insane.

697
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 7: You had me going, I'm so.

698
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 2: Sorry, man. I know you're super vulnerable right now. You're

699
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 2: all upset about.

700
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 13: Your luggage, and your brother knew you were like ripe

701
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 13: for the picking for a prank.

702
00:32:58,760 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 12: Man.

703
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 4: Hey, by the way, do you actually know where my

704
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 4: luggage is?

705
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 10: No?

706
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 14: I have no idea where your luggage is. Maybe it

707
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 14: is in Constantinople.

708
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 10: Damn, that statement is zero percent accurate.

709
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 14: I am going to unplug you so fast up there,

710
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 14: Lise Man.

711
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 4: I should have known what you called them.

712
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 12: Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in

713
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 12: the morning.

714
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Speaker 6: In all the years that we've been doing this, we've

715
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 6: never seen it happen before. We didn't even think it

716
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 6: was possible. But for maybe the first time in show history,

717
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 6: we had a segment to end with dare I say

718
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 6: personal growth?

719
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 4: What?

720
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 6: And I almost alis gagged.

721
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 2: On the world.

722
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 6: One of our listeners. Yeah, one of our listeners was

723
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 6: on just a few months ago, and he used that

724
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 6: previous experience to do some self reflection wow, and actually

725
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 6: tried to better himself.

726
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 5: Whoa is this an emotionally person on the phone.

727
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 6: I can't even believe I'm saying these words, but we

728
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 6: were all blown away by the work that he's put in,

729
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 6: and maybe others listening could follow in his place too.

730
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear.

731
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 6: I know it's a big ass, but you're gonna hear

732
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:17,439
Speaker 6: how he's worked to become a better dater and a

733
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 6: better man in your brand new Second Date Update next.

734
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Speaker 9: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date Updates.

735
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 6: We always welcome with open arms and open mouths, returning

736
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:35,280
Speaker 6: second daters who've been on this segment before, and today

737
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 6: is no exception. One of our listeners, James is back.

738
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's always shocking to us that you still.

739
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:41,839
Speaker 6: Want to help.

740
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 15: Yeah.

741
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,319
Speaker 6: Last time he was on, James got turned down by

742
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 6: a woman who said he's not a great listener, only

743
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 6: because she was telling him the story of how her

744
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:56,879
Speaker 6: dog passed away, and he interrupted her to say, no, yeah, yeah,

745
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,879
Speaker 6: you've already told me this before. When are we gonna

746
00:34:58,880 --> 00:34:59,720
Speaker 6: go back to my place?

747
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 9: Oh?

748
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 6: No, that was then, This is now okay. James says

749
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:10,360
Speaker 6: he's learned his lesson and fixed all of his personal flaws.

750
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 1: Oh wow, all of us, all of us.

751
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 6: That's exciting to hear. So, James, welcome back.

752
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 4: Hey guys, thanks for having me. Sure, wow, like to

753
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 4: be perfect now I'm trying.

754
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 2: That perfect.

755
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: That actually sounds like a growth response and I like that, James.

756
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 6: Kind of a perfect answer. But even before we get

757
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 6: to your date, what have you done, like specifically since

758
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 6: then to work on yourself? Because that's what your email

759
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:35,399
Speaker 6: said you did.

760
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 10: Yeah.

761
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I've been taking free classes online through this

762
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 4: website named YouTube. You might have heard of it.

763
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 2: Oh, YouTube is so helpful for anything.

764
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 1: What are the classes about?

765
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 4: They're listening classes?

766
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 2: How many times do you like positive video? And take

767
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 2: a break?

768
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 5: Rewinds?

769
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: Like what did they say.

770
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 7: On how to be a better listener?

771
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah? Like actively?

772
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean truly it is a skill.

773
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

774
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 6: What's happened since then? Tell us?

775
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 4: Okay, so I'm trying to put in practice. And I

776
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,879
Speaker 4: asked my brother's wife out on like a mock date

777
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 4: just to like test me out.

778
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:20,280
Speaker 11: That's funny, Okay, it's a little awkward.

779
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 6: Yeah, how did your mock date with your brother's wife?

780
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 4: Go? I think it actually went pretty well. Okay, So

781
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 4: she gave me like a solid B minus, which is

782
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 4: actually pretty good because I don't think she even likes me.

783
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: I honestly, I applaud you.

784
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 6: It actually does sound like you really did do some

785
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:40,320
Speaker 6: work on yourself.

786
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 7: So that's good.

787
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 6: But you're not getting a call back. So that's the

788
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 6: not good part.

789
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 5: Is it from your brother's wife?

790
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, tell me we're not calling her?

791
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't get it.

792
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 6: Well, just because you're married, that's it.

793
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 4: No, Actually it's not her. Okay, it's a woman named Audrey.

794
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 4: She's a high school teacher.

795
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:02,280
Speaker 6: Cute.

796
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 5: How did you meet Audrey.

797
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 4: Through the apps? Okay, super sweet and cute. She's not

798
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 4: really hot really okay.

799
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,760
Speaker 1: Let's not say that again when she's on the phone.

800
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 6: Well, I appreciate getting a full mental image of what

801
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 6: she looks like.

802
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean I think that's okay, Like you can

803
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 1: be really attractive and not be your stereotypical hot I

804
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 1: think is what you mean.

805
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 4: Right, And I actually mean it in a good way,

806
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 4: like that's not really what I need right now. And

807
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 4: we grabbed drinks together. It was cool, it was good vibe.

808
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:32,399
Speaker 4: So honestly, I have no idea why she's not calling

809
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 4: me back.

810
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: Wait, how was your conversation skills? Like you asked her

811
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: a lot of questions.

812
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:38,359
Speaker 10: Right, Yeah.

813
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, I asked her questions. I was actively listening, I

814
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 4: was doing all the things. Yeah. I even wrote down

815
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 4: a few notes about the date afterwards so that I

816
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 4: could like ask you guys about it.

817
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 6: Oh wow, you came prepared.

818
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 7: What notes did you take?

819
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 4: Okay. So one of the things is I started off

820
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,359
Speaker 4: the date was like a little humor, you know. I

821
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 4: walked in and as a joke, I sat down at

822
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 4: the table to her with a different woman, and I

823
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:06,360
Speaker 4: loudly was like, oh hii, you must be my date Audrey,

824
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 4: and I thought it would be kind of funny.

825
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,720
Speaker 2: Was already a woman sitting next.

826
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:15,919
Speaker 1: Okay, you either confused two women at the same time

827
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 1: or made them both laugh.

828
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 7: How did Audrey react to that?

829
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 4: I mean I think it was she waved and she

830
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,799
Speaker 4: was like, hey, I think you mean me.

831
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:25,919
Speaker 1: Oh that's cute.

832
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 6: Well, at least one of you laughed, even if it's

833
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 6: you laughing at your own joke, neither of.

834
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: The women in the room. But he's attempting to break

835
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,280
Speaker 1: the ice and made things more playful right from the beginning.

836
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it did help break the ice.

837
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 5: Okay.

838
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 4: I was trying to find places like pepperins and humor,

839
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,919
Speaker 4: you know. But I got really quiet when the bill

840
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 4: came and I said like, oh, it's kind of cool

841
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 4: that this whole meal was free tonight. And she's like,

842
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 4: what do you mean? And I said, we're going to

843
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 4: go to the car, follow me three two one.

844
00:38:59,239 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 5: But you stayed in.

845
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 4: Right, No, I stood up and bolted. No.

846
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,879
Speaker 6: I actually did say, how did Audrey react to your

847
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 6: suggestion that you dined and dash, like before she realized

848
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 6: it was a joke.

849
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 4: Well, her eyes got like super big.

850
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 7: She thought it was real.

851
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:16,439
Speaker 2: Oh that's not good.

852
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, but she kind of smiled and maybe laughed a little.

853
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she wasn't feeling that joke.

854
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's just maybe first aid energy, or

855
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,280
Speaker 1: your senses of humor aren't mess or a comedian.

856
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 2: You had what we call a tough crowd. It seemed

857
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 2: pretty stiff to me, brother.

858
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, everyone should have been like in hysterics.

859
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:39,800
Speaker 6: I know, the waiter even.

860
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 4: I mean, that's how I feel too, but.

861
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 7: That okay, it's not me, it's you.

862
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like, what was the last interaction that you and

863
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 6: Audrey had at dinner?

864
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 12: Well?

865
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 4: I picked the bill and then we hugged goodbye. In

866
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 4: the parking lot.

867
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: Okay, did you at that point feel like you were

868
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: going to get another date? Yeah?

869
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 4: I felt like I was on point all right.

870
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 6: And at no point did you interrupt her when she

871
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 6: was telling a story about her grandparents dying, right, Like

872
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,360
Speaker 6: that never happened.

873
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 4: No, this time, I listened to all her death stories

874
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 4: all the way through death story.

875
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:19,879
Speaker 6: Yeah, your great great grandfather died. Okay, good. I feel

876
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 6: like there's a lot of improvement here.

877
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: I just think you get another chance just for the effort, totally.

878
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 4: Well, that's all I feel too. But like she doesn't know.

879
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 1: That, guys, Yeah, she doesn't know where you started.

880
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 6: Maybe it's just a situation like she's intimidated by just

881
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 6: how funny and hilarious and witty you are all the time,

882
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 6: and she feels like she can't match your energy.

883
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 12: You know that.

884
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 5: I was going with that.

885
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 6: Let's find out. We're gonna come back call Audrey and

886
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 6: try and get you your second date. Update with extra

887
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 6: good listening right after this.

888
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.

889
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 9: Hold on Broke and Jeffrey in the morning second date updates.

890
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 6: We may be witnessing a true success story here with

891
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 6: our listener, James.

892
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:02,359
Speaker 1: I just can't believe it.

893
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 6: Because he's made some major strides since the last time

894
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 6: he came on our show. He's been taking free classes

895
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 6: on YouTube to become a better listener. Yeah, he's been

896
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 6: taking his sister in law out on mock dates to

897
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 6: test his communication skills and improve his under the table

898
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 6: foot see game.

899
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 5: Hey, practice means progress exactly.

900
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 6: All that work finally paid off when he went out

901
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 6: with a new woman named Audrey because he didn't interrupt

902
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 6: any of her stories. He injected playful humor throughout the date.

903
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 6: So we're all wondering why Audrey wouldn't be calling him back.

904
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 6: I mean, maybe she's been mock dating her brother in

905
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 6: law to try to improve herself. For you, James, have

906
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:45,359
Speaker 6: you ever thought about that?

907
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 2: Oh?

908
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,879
Speaker 4: Wow, that ain't crossed my mind.

909
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 1: The only guy I could thank for you, James, is

910
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,439
Speaker 1: maybe you were so in your head about all these

911
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 1: tips and tricks that you've learned that you forgot just

912
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 1: about like, I don't know the chemistry.

913
00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, let him just take over.

914
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 4: Yeah I guess so. I mean I thought there was chemistry,

915
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 4: but I mean I just missed it. I need to

916
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 4: practice more.

917
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, we'll call your sister in law up after

918
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:10,879
Speaker 6: this if it doesn't work out.

919
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 5: Well, she did only give him a B minus.

920
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:14,880
Speaker 1: That's true, but that was good because she doesn't like him.

921
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,799
Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, still room for improvement. But let's reach out

922
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 6: to Audrey first. We'll see what she has to say.

923
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 6: I'm going to dillar her number right now.

924
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 7: Here we go.

925
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 6: Hello, Hey, Audrey, this is Brooke and Jeffrey in the

926
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 6: Morning the radio show.

927
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 5: Hi, Hey, welcome to the show.

928
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 16: What's up?

929
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, thanks for answering. We're doing a segment right now.

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00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 6: It's called a second Date Update, and one of our

931
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:49,399
Speaker 6: listeners has asked us to get.

932
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 7: A hold of you.

933
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,720
Speaker 6: Okay, so I don't know if you're familiar with that segment,

934
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 6: but basically we know that you went out on a

935
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 6: date with this.

936
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 7: Guy named James.

937
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 6: Yeah James. Yes, we spoke to him and heard about

938
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 6: your date a little bit. He's a little bit confused

939
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 6: about why there hasn't been a second meetup.

940
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 17: I'm confused about.

941
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 6: This phone call. Let me just sick that.

942
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 5: I think that's fair.

943
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:18,879
Speaker 6: We're just trying to get a sense of where your

944
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 6: head is at when it comes to James.

945
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 17: James is very funny like cute, but just like for

946
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 17: being honest here and I have to do this. He's

947
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 17: just a little too fast for me.

948
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 1: Fast, oh.

949
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 6: Way fast in what way?

950
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 17: So I mean this just really got to me, like

951
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 17: stood out to me on the date. But I was

952
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,800
Speaker 17: kind of complaining because like, I own my own house.

953
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 17: He went in an apartment, but I have my own house.

954
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 17: I meant, I worked really hard.

955
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 8: Give it for you.

956
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 5: I'm just playing that's awesome.

957
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:56,720
Speaker 17: Well, thank you. So I was just kind of complaining.

958
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,800
Speaker 17: I was like expensive, like I just felt with a

959
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 17: leaky roof. My eating system and cooling system just got

960
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 17: messed up last year, and I put out a ton

961
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 17: of money. So I was just complaining and he's like

962
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 17: the first times inside of his mouth was well, why

963
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:12,240
Speaker 17: why don't.

964
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,320
Speaker 4: We just buy a property together?

965
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 17: Oh gosh, Literally that was me. I'm like, what do

966
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 17: you mean? And he's like, well, I'm really really handy.

967
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 17: I learned a lot from my dad. He was an electrician.

968
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 17: You know, I'm a two bath, three bed kind of guy.

969
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 4: Like, we shouldn't do it.

970
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 1: I got to say, and hard to come by these things,

971
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:35,280
Speaker 1: you know, Like I understand where that might fell fast,

972
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 1: but it also might be a.

973
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 6: Good investment for you to. Oh, so, Brooke, that's okay

974
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 6: that he said that.

975
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 1: No, No, that's okay. But I would assume he was

976
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: being lighthearted in that part.

977
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 6: Of Yeah, yeah, we heard that. He's a very humorous

978
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 6: type of guy.

979
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 17: I mean, he seemed serious in the moment, but I

980
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 17: mean I could have read him wrong. Maybe maybe I misunderstood.

981
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 6: I mean, you didn't pull out like Zillow or Redfinn

982
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 6: on his phone and like start searching for properties right there,

983
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 6: he's two blocks away.

984
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 2: You want to go to house?

985
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 17: No, but just to say that on a first date

986
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 17: felt really awkward.

987
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, I see that.

988
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a reason to like never

989
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 1: see him again.

990
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 6: But we can understand you. You were a little scared

991
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 6: by it, a little intimated. It was a lot all

992
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 6: at once on a first date. That's what you're saying.

993
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 6: Absolutely okay. If you feel like he's serious, there's a

994
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 6: good way to find out, because actually James is on

995
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,760
Speaker 6: the other line of this phone call, listening in, waiting

996
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 6: to talk to you. Oh gosh, really yeah, really, I'm sorry.

997
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,479
Speaker 6: That's how this works.

998
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 7: James, are you there, hey, Audrey?

999
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 17: All right, Hi, James, Hey, it's.

1000
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 4: So good to hear boys, first of all, But hey,

1001
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,880
Speaker 4: I want to be clear, Like I actually wasn't joking

1002
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 4: when I said the idea about the house and moving

1003
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 4: in because I thought I could be helpful.

1004
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: What whoa James? Wait wait, you went from buying a

1005
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,840
Speaker 1: place with her to just moving into the place she

1006
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 1: already bought.

1007
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 4: In my In my defense, like, I don't mean right away.

1008
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,319
Speaker 4: I'm not trying to like jump into that right now.

1009
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 2: Help a little bit.

1010
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, I mean like far in the future, like

1011
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:19,399
Speaker 4: a month or two from now.

1012
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: That's a lot.

1013
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 17: No, that's a lot to handle. I appreciate it. You're

1014
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 17: really nice. But if I need a handyman, I'll just

1015
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 17: call somebody. I don't need them to move in with me.

1016
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1017
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, let her when she needs something, still, make a

1018
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 2: date out of it.

1019
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:39,799
Speaker 1: She'll literally just hire your dad. There's an actual electrician.

1020
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 4: So, Audrey, you're saying I made a mistake on the date,

1021
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 4: I'm saying.

1022
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,839
Speaker 17: You should not have said that to me, even if

1023
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 17: you were thinking of it. I appreciate it, and I

1024
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 17: guess it seems like your heart's in the right place.

1025
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 4: But like, but you're saying I made a mistake.

1026
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 17: Though you made a mistake. You're talking about moving in

1027
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 17: with me. We don't even know each other.

1028
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,800
Speaker 1: There, Why do you keep asking her about you making

1029
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 1: a mistake.

1030
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 4: I'm just writing this down. I'm trying to learn god.

1031
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,320
Speaker 7: His self improvement journey.

1032
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 17: Self improvement journey. I don't know anything about that.

1033
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that could be a positive. This could

1034
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 1: tell her, James, what you've been doing.

1035
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 6: Go for it, James.

1036
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 4: Okay, wow, okay, we're doing this. Okay, Well, I went

1037
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,760
Speaker 4: out with my brother's wife.

1038
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 17: Don't start saying no, no, no, he's dating his brother's wife.

1039
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 6: No no, no, no, no no, James, go back before

1040
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:38,320
Speaker 6: your brother's wife.

1041
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: Go to the listening part.

1042
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 17: James, I don't want to go to another place. He

1043
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 17: just said he's dating his brother's wife.

1044
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 6: No, no, James, you need to explain that to her.

1045
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 4: Uh, well, I I asked her to.

1046
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 1: James, tell her about the practice.

1047
00:47:56,320 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 6: Does you use the words mock date, mock date right right.

1048
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:00,879
Speaker 4: Of myck gate?

1049
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 12: Right?

1050
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 4: And so she can critique me, so that all the

1051
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 4: stupid things I do, she can be like, hey, you're

1052
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 4: an idiot, don't do those things, and then maybe I'll

1053
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 4: learn it was just to be a better dater basically,

1054
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 4: and she doesn't even really like me, but she gave

1055
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 4: me a pretty good sport.

1056
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:20,800
Speaker 2: Wow, but he did well.

1057
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:23,879
Speaker 1: I think, Audrey, what he's trying to say is he

1058
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 1: really truly is.

1059
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 5: Actively trying to improve who he is.

1060
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 4: And Audrey, you don't even know this, but I actually

1061
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:32,320
Speaker 4: called the show before because I talked over a lady

1062
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 4: which he was trying to tell me about her pet dying.

1063
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 6: I think the next step on your journey, James is

1064
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 6: to find a YouTube class about not over sharing during

1065
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 6: a first stage, because there may have been too much

1066
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 6: information there.

1067
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:51,280
Speaker 4: Okay, fine, hold on, let me write that downright, Audrey.

1068
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:53,839
Speaker 1: Honestly, I'm still rooting for this guy. I still think

1069
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 1: he should give him another he is.

1070
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 6: We all are Team James, though, Audrey, he's definitely been

1071
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 6: trying to work on him self and be a better guy,

1072
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,760
Speaker 6: a better dater or so. He might not be perfect

1073
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 6: right now, but maybe down the road. Three dates from now,

1074
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 6: five dates a month when you move in together.

1075
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 4: Is Audrey's a lie? I actually really will be better,

1076
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:17,240
Speaker 4: like a couple of months from now. I'm really sorry

1077
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 4: that I brought up the move in thing. Maybe we'll

1078
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 4: we don't do that. We can just go on vacation

1079
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 4: together and that will alleviate you from having to be

1080
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 4: around all the bike.

1081
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:26,919
Speaker 6: Is that better?

1082
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 5: Did you say no, Audrey?

1083
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 17: And let's pumps the break.

1084
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 4: Let's pump the break.

1085
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 17: Okay, you'll vacations just yet. Like I think, James, you're

1086
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 17: a great guy. I have to be honest, I've been

1087
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 17: dating quite a lot more than i'd like to right now,

1088
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 17: and most guys are not admitting their flaws and faults.

1089
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 17: So in a way, I like that you overshare and

1090
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 17: you're honest about who you are, like to take the

1091
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 17: lot to do this, and I mean you are funny,

1092
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 17: Like the diamond ash thing kind of got me by surprise.

1093
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 4: Oh okay, look, hey, you guys, hear that she thinks

1094
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 4: I'm funny. Hold, let me write that down, all right?

1095
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 6: Well, sure you write that down. And in the meantime,

1096
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 6: we need to ask Audrey if you'll consider going out

1097
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 6: on one more date with James, and we would pay

1098
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 6: for that.

1099
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 17: Okay, on two conditions. We're not buying a property together

1100
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,360
Speaker 17: and we're not going on vacation.

1101
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 6: Okay, you set down pretty strict terms. James, are you

1102
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 6: willing to bend and abide by those rules.

1103
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 4: Wait, yeah, does she mean ever, because I kind of

1104
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:30,879
Speaker 4: do want to go on vacation at some point.

1105
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:35,279
Speaker 1: Okay, I think for the second date, James, Yeah, all.

1106
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, I mean, just don't clan that door. I

1107
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 4: guess the whole thing is, I don't know. I guess

1108
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 4: I can do it.

1109
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 1: That's a modification motivation that didn't make sense.

1110
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,280
Speaker 5: So yes, you're going out again.

1111
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 17: Pizza. Let's go for pizza. Let's keep it casual. But

1112
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,720
Speaker 17: I'm definitely willing to go out with you again dreams.

1113
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 4: All right, I'm just going to do one more mock

1114
00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 4: date with my brother's wife and then we'll do it.

1115
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 1: Well, I just feel bad for the brother's wife.

1116
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like five dates in. She's like, what is

1117
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 2: going on?

1118
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 5: You better be paying for dinner.

1119
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 6: And Jeffrey in the morning, James has a lot of

1120
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:17,879
Speaker 6: homework to do before his next date.

1121
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 5: Well, he's been taking notes.

1122
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 6: That's a day he's got to go back and review

1123
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 6: his notes book. Another hangout with his brother's wife. Probably

1124
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:28,400
Speaker 6: listen back to this podcast and the old one that

1125
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 6: he did before, which you can too, by the way, Spotify, Apple,

1126
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 6: iHeart wherever you get your podcast study notes for those huh. Yeah.

1127
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 6: But overall, he's one of the few guys who's ever

1128
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 6: been on this show who actually seems like he's really

1129
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:44,240
Speaker 6: putting in the effort to find a suitable mate for himself.

1130
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, just guys, just person of us. Yeah, Like, I'm

1131
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:50,919
Speaker 1: really I hope we get an update from them.

1132
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,879
Speaker 6: Me too, I hope we get an update from him

1133
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,919
Speaker 6: and Audrey, or from him and his sister in law

1134
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 6: whoever he deserves to end up with somebody.

1135
00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 1: You're gonna get an awkward toesday phone call from her,

1136
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 1: like can we tell my brother in law to stop

1137
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 1: asking me out?

1138
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 6: And we would do that. But either way, we are

1139
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 6: pro James at the moment, and you could be pro

1140
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:13,439
Speaker 6: James by just subscribing to the podcast hit that follow.

1141
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:16,240
Speaker 9: Buddy Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1142
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 6: Everybody has a go to nervous habit that comes out

1143
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:22,880
Speaker 6: when you're feeling anxious.

1144
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, and you just.

1145
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:28,240
Speaker 6: Can't control it. Like some of us instinctively bite our nails,

1146
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 6: some of us uncontrollably twist our hair, some of us

1147
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:36,959
Speaker 6: frantically satisfy a woman.

1148
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 1: So embarrassing, but great for the lady because I don't

1149
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,920
Speaker 1: know she's happy.

1150
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:48,360
Speaker 6: But for me, whenever I get restless, my go to

1151
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 6: nervous habit is taking a popular, beloved song and ruining

1152
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 6: it by turning it into a mildly humorous parody.

1153
00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:59,760
Speaker 1: Ayay, so the opposite of what happened to that lady.

1154
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 6: Of course, my nerves got the best of me again

1155
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:07,880
Speaker 6: this week. I just wish I had that female satisfaction happen.

1156
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 6: But nope, All I've got some brand new song of

1157
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:12,879
Speaker 6: the week for you. Right after this, it is time

1158
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 6: for my song of the week. Yes, book and Jeffrey

1159
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 6: in the morning, and right now it's on.

1160
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1161
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 6: No matter how much Brooke gets sick of this yearly tournament,

1162
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 6: March madness is bigger now than ever. Before you do realize.

1163
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:32,840
Speaker 1: My husband calls himself the commissioner of our family brackets

1164
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 1: and the women's and the men's.

1165
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 5: Bracket this year, like it's a very serious endeavor.

1166
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,280
Speaker 7: A fun dynamic in your house.

1167
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 6: But this is the first year ever that over one

1168
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 6: hundred million brackets will be filled out and recorded online.

1169
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 6: It's never reached that number before. And I know that

1170
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 6: the games have already started. You know, all the picks

1171
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,439
Speaker 6: are already in. But I just I need to speak

1172
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:58,320
Speaker 6: to a small group out of that one hundred million

1173
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 6: and say thank you for having something called hashtag courage.

1174
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 6: Because it's easy for everyone to pick the top seeds

1175
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 6: to win everything. Of course they're the favorites. You're not

1176
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 6: really taking much of a risk, there, are you. But

1177
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 6: it takes guts and bravery to look down that sheet

1178
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:23,279
Speaker 6: of universities you don't even know and say, you know

1179
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 6: what I think Northwest Highland Community College has a shot

1180
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:34,840
Speaker 6: to surprise Kentucky. It's that type of bold, unexpected decision

1181
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 6: making that's gonna separate you from all the normies who

1182
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 6: are scared and go with the flow. Yeah, okay, it's

1183
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:47,840
Speaker 6: called march madness, march blandness. So that's why today we're

1184
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:51,799
Speaker 6: gonna get mad. No, no, not as in angry, but

1185
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:55,399
Speaker 6: mad as in crazy like the hatter. For all those

1186
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 6: people that went a little nuts on their bracket this year,

1187
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 6: this one's you. And instead of singing dua Lipa's one

1188
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 6: kiss is all it takes, it's young Jeffrees, One swish

1189
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 6: is all it takes. This takes one point to make history.

1190
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:17,800
Speaker 7: Will more points? A few points? Yes? Anyway, I'm gonna point.

1191
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:20,680
Speaker 6: Points.

1192
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 15: One swish is all it takes to make all the

1193
00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 15: brackets break optimistically, I picked all sixteen seeds.

1194
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 6: What oh, let me guess you picked Duke to win

1195
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:34,879
Speaker 6: it all this year?

1196
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 2: Wow? How brave of.

1197
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 6: You really went out on a limb there, didn't she?

1198
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:44,240
Speaker 6: Indiana Jones? You also picked the sun to rise tomorrow?

1199
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:45,839
Speaker 6: Notes for domis you.

1200
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 15: Pig your bracket out like such a ween egg.

1201
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 6: But I prefer a pick that's way left cliche. Do

1202
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 6: it just like that, Prince charmin Fellow.

1203
00:55:57,320 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 15: Because I'm hunting for mustin du La, I'm rooting for

1204
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 15: school oo oohs I never heard of previously?

1205
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:13,319
Speaker 6: What even state is this? Te I don't know?

1206
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 9: But what the heck?

1207
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 6: Gusciena u?

1208
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:19,680
Speaker 15: Because one pick is all it takes and I ain't

1209
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:24,800
Speaker 15: gonna play. It's safe choosing fearlessly teams from the IVY League.

1210
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 15: Who is a McNeese state because they're in my elite

1211
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:29,839
Speaker 15: A college is so.

1212
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:32,439
Speaker 2: Tiny their highlights not in age teen?

1213
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 8: No, but just look.

1214
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,880
Speaker 6: At the metrics of the match up. Doesn't even use

1215
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 6: the metrics system. No, just historically one seeds always were

1216
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:45,320
Speaker 6: born saying your choices are statistically unfound.

1217
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, so is marriage, Kevin.

1218
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,480
Speaker 6: Why don't you go lecture your mom on her divorce.

1219
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 15: I just want to pick teams based on vibes and

1220
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 15: with shade of blue?

1221
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 6: Am I preferring?

1222
00:56:57,120 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 15: I've been digging on the mascot of the high Mount

1223
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 15: Hawk's life.

1224
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:04,319
Speaker 6: I'm breaking the.

1225
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:13,240
Speaker 15: Rules, no logic or strategy. Vermin is a fifteenth seed,

1226
00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 15: but I think the font of their logo school go Baladdins.

1227
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 8: March down the Joker's.

1228
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 15: Way, embrace the insanity, like after I eat dairy, more upsets.

1229
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 2: Than my tum me.

1230
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:30,439
Speaker 15: Your bracket is more lame than a virgin's bedroom game,

1231
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 15: no originality and busted prey much Yarley, but.

1232
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:36,560
Speaker 6: You're march madness.

1233
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 18: Brackets feeling less exciting and robust than they did in your.

1234
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 6: Teens and twenties.

1235
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 18: Ask your bracketologist about Hofstra. Hofstra's a small private research

1236
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 18: university in Hempstead, New York that's never won an NCAA

1237
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:55,000
Speaker 18: tournament game. Ever, just picking Hofstra to win two or

1238
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 18: three times could increase your chances of becoming an absolute

1239
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 18: legend in your chat. Ever since I started picking Hofstra,

1240
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:06,760
Speaker 18: my heart's racing, my gambling's back and my wife doesn't

1241
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 18: think I'm a total coward anymore.

1242
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 6: Thanks Hires.

1243
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 18: Picking Hofstra may include skepticism, ridicule, isolation, eye rolls, and

1244
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 18: still winning your office pool. Somehow bring the madness back

1245
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 18: into your march with thirteenth seed Hofstra.

1246
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 6: No Prairie View oo ooh.

1247
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:30,920
Speaker 15: Supposed to lose by forty, But like that miracle hockey

1248
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 15: scene God makes, that's been to take down to conceal

1249
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:40,040
Speaker 15: the deal, bold choices will be made. No ronsman, you

1250
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:42,920
Speaker 15: pick right, stay like act in his stock of beans.

1251
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:44,920
Speaker 8: I bet on measly sees.

1252
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 6: I'm not a Christian man, just a.

1253
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:51,560
Speaker 15: Cow Baptistan bart Side energy underdog.

1254
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:56,200
Speaker 16: How with me, ladies and gentlemen. He's done it. He's

1255
00:58:56,240 --> 00:59:01,400
Speaker 16: picked a sixteen seed to run the gauntlet and beat Arizona, Fillanova, Arkansas,

1256
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 16: come Zack of Michigan and Duke to take home the

1257
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:09,200
Speaker 16: national championship. Pleas March madness for your baby.

1258
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 11: Happy March madness, everybody, that.

1259
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 1: Was incredible job in the infomercial in the middle of

1260
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 1: that's right.

1261
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 6: Make sure to ask your doctor if Hofstra is the

1262
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 6: right choice for you.

1263
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 2: I have it, but take all the tell us right now.

1264
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:28,480
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say, I thought you were so bold,

1265
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 1: so strong.

1266
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 6: One of the side effects of picking Hofstra is the

1267
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:35,280
Speaker 6: decision not to tell everybody what your choices are.

1268
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 5: Oh see, you only tell him if you're right.

1269
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:41,120
Speaker 6: That's that's your man, that's your song of the week.

1270
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 7: Text into seven eighty five nine two. Tell us what

1271
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 7: you thought about it.

1272
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 6: We'll have the video up online in all of their

1273
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 6: socials with all the lyrics. A broken Jeffrey, go share

1274
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 6: it with somebody you're competing against within your office.

1275
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:54,040
Speaker 2: How your bracket's doing. I'm literally looking at mine right now.

1276
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:54,960
Speaker 7: Is it broken already?

1277
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:55,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, of course.

1278
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:58,320
Speaker 9: Broken, Jeffrey.

1279
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:09,960
Speaker 6: In the morning, someone blow the dark cloud away over

1280
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 6: brooks Head, because we've got a happily engaged woman on

1281
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:19,240
Speaker 6: the phone with us, Mikayla, who is getting married this summer.

1282
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:24,800
Speaker 6: Congratulations mikaylaon your upcoming nuptials.

1283
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 4: Thank you.

1284
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:28,360
Speaker 2: What's the coolest thing you're doing at your wedding so far?

1285
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 9: That you've planned a giant crossword puzzle.

1286
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 1: I'm really excited about that, Okay, I said coolest.

1287
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:40,400
Speaker 2: I don't know that creator. Everybody help with it.

1288
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 8: Yeah, they're gonna be like pretty hard questions.

1289
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 2: So they've got to find the right people to answer.

1290
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 6: That seventy older crowd. He's going to absolutely.

1291
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:51,960
Speaker 1: Grandparents are all about her wedding.

1292
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,880
Speaker 6: It's something for us to do.

1293
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:56,600
Speaker 4: Read.

1294
01:00:58,080 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 6: Let's get to the game here. Brooks left the studio

1295
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,920
Speaker 6: and you got thirty seconds to answer as many questions

1296
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 6: as possible. If you don't know when, you could say past.

1297
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 6: But you have to beat brook outright if you want

1298
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:06,240
Speaker 6: to win. Are you ready?

1299
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 4: I'm ready?

1300
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 7: Good luck?

1301
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:10,040
Speaker 6: Your time starts now. Today's the first day of spring

1302
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:15,840
Speaker 6: in Japan. This season begins when what flower starts to bloom?

1303
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:18,120
Speaker 6: In baseball, what's the term used when someone hits a

1304
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 6: run that wins the game to end it Grand Slam?

1305
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 6: In What year did the US first land on the moon?

1306
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:28,360
Speaker 4: Nineteen fifty seven?

1307
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 6: Which Asian country is known for being the longest standing

1308
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 6: monarchy in the world.

1309
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 1: China?

1310
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:36,720
Speaker 6: During which month is the earth closest to the sun?

1311
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:39,840
Speaker 4: August?

1312
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Mikayla, good work. Brook's gonna come back into

1313
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 6: the studio to rejoin us here, And just if you're

1314
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,840
Speaker 6: joining us, we're on the phone with a new player, Mikayla,

1315
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 6: who's getting married this summer. But the other big change

1316
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 6: in her life apparently is she has a brand new puppy. Mikayla,

1317
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:00,320
Speaker 6: would you be okay with giving us your add dress

1318
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:01,840
Speaker 6: so jose can stop buying pettit.

1319
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:03,440
Speaker 2: I want to play with it.

1320
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:05,200
Speaker 17: What do you do?

1321
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:06,840
Speaker 4: She's a little monster.

1322
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 1: That's so cute. You guys got your first baby before

1323
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 1: you got married.

1324
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:13,200
Speaker 13: She's actually our second word.

1325
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:16,880
Speaker 9: Family of four long bears.

1326
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:22,640
Speaker 6: I know they're not allowed, yeah, wedding night, but they

1327
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:24,280
Speaker 6: can be there for the honeymoon.

1328
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,720
Speaker 5: Just sitting on the good but good boye.

1329
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 6: We're so happy for you, MICHAELA for all the things

1330
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 6: going on in your life.

1331
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 2: Wow, what a good year for you.

1332
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 6: Now let's bring the mood back down Brook You ready, Yep,

1333
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:38,560
Speaker 6: here we go. Your time starts now. Today is the

1334
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:41,360
Speaker 6: first day of spring, and in Japan this season begins

1335
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:43,160
Speaker 6: when what flower starts to bloom?

1336
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:43,960
Speaker 5: Cherry blossom?

1337
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:46,560
Speaker 6: In baseball, what's the term used when someone hits a

1338
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:48,640
Speaker 6: run that wins the game to end it?

1339
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:49,959
Speaker 5: Walk off?

1340
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:50,360
Speaker 10: In?

1341
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 6: What year did the US first land on the moon?

1342
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:53,560
Speaker 4: Uh?

1343
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:55,439
Speaker 5: What year? Nineteen sixty nine?

1344
01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:58,560
Speaker 6: Which Asian country is known for being the longest standing

1345
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:02,360
Speaker 6: monarchy in the world. In China, during which month is

1346
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:04,040
Speaker 6: the earth closest to the sun.

1347
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:08,640
Speaker 5: Uh what month? Oh god, June, I don't know.

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Speaker 6: At least you said one and that's a that's a win.

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Speaker 5: I think it's honest.

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Speaker 6: Congratulations. Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you

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Speaker 6: both did with jose show.

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Speaker 16: Your shovel dress back over shovel dress.

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Speaker 6: Show Ayla, you got one correct today?

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Speaker 2: Ooh like your one fiance.

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Speaker 1: You haven't been sleeping because of the new baby.

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Speaker 2: Ah, that's it, brook you got three?

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Speaker 6: Co oh, Brooklyn on it today, Michaele, I'm sorry. Let's

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Speaker 6: go over the answers for everybody. It's the first day

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Speaker 6: of spring today. In Japan, they say the season starts

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Speaker 6: when the cherry blossoms first start to bloom. In baseball,

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01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,200
Speaker 6: the term use when someone hits a run that wins

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Speaker 6: the game to end, it is called a walk off.

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Speaker 6: The year that the US first landed on the Moon

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Speaker 6: would be nineteen sixty nine. The Asian country with the

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Speaker 6: longest dand monarchy in the world is Japan. They've been

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Speaker 6: a monarchy since six hundred and sixty BC.

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Speaker 1: Wow, is it like? I think it's kind of like

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Speaker 1: how England is still has a monarchy even though they're not.

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Speaker 1: They don't act on making laws and stuff. I think

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Speaker 1: it's the same type of thing.

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Speaker 2: It's like a family.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, no, we need a white country to reference. What

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01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:23,360
Speaker 6: the heck they're talking about? During which month is earth

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01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:26,280
Speaker 6: closest to the sun. That would be January actually, when

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Speaker 6: it's winter in the northern hemisphere, but it's summer below

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Speaker 6: so we're yeah, we're a on the other end of.

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Speaker 5: The I guess that's why it's hotter down below.

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Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, now, MICHAELA, I'm sorry it wasn't enough to

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Speaker 6: beat Brooke. But the good news is just for playing

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Speaker 6: is you get a pair of tickets to the Washington

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Speaker 6: State Spring Fair, which runs April tenth through the twelfth

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Speaker 6: and April seventeenth through the nineteenth. For more information, go

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Speaker 6: to thefair dot com.

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Speaker 5: Nice thank you.

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Speaker 9: Yes, I'm coming back for you.

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Speaker 5: You're coming back. That's okay.

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Speaker 6: You can try anyway, Michae, come back and play against soon.

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Speaker 6: We're gonna do win brooks Bock same time on Monday,

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Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning