WEBVTT - #182: Brody Is A Debbie Downy 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.560 I got a personal pizza from my friends at Benny Tadino's. 0:00:02.920 --> 0:00:05.520 Getting ready for the podcast this afternoon, Brody Well, I 0:00:05.559 --> 0:00:09.520 got my pizza yesterday from Toronto's in Livingston, New Jersey. 0:00:09.600 --> 0:00:12.400 I got the Drunken Chicken Palm Hero and scary. I 0:00:12.440 --> 0:00:16.239 am one away from my second free pie because I 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:19.000 have to Slice points like I'm I'm beside myself, order 0:00:19.040 --> 0:00:21.079 for delivery or pick it up, but whatever you do, 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:23.720 do it through Slice because they support the local pizza. 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:26.160 He is. And right now, when you order through Slice, 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:29.400 use code Brooklyn and get five dollars off your first order. 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:30.920 And a little bit later, we're gonna tell you how 0:00:30.960 --> 0:00:33.680 to get a free pizza, a whole pizza for free. 0:00:34.280 --> 0:00:41.920 Starf dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up, Brooklyn Buys, 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:50.240 start dat up. They're making noise Data dot up. Episode 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:56.800 one eight two. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast Blinky two 0:00:56.920 --> 0:00:59.280 or just Brooklyn Boys blink. And you might miss this 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:03.160 podcast from two. Oh you you can't blink. This is 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:05.959 gonna be like an hour long. And I'm very excited 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:08.640 about this one. You know why, because I got a 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:10.160 lot of stuff from last week. I was like, oh 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:12.640 my god, I'm I got done enough time, and I 0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:16.160 was like, I gotta play you another terrible DJ. We 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:20.160 got any Babs update? Hold on, you're talking about Katie Babs, 0:01:20.319 --> 0:01:24.319 Cady Babs another another clip from her my mouth dropped. 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:26.280 I backed up the radio and like, I gotta play 0:01:26.319 --> 0:01:29.319 this for this episode Blink two. We're calling this one 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:33.880 of my favorite Well turn what's My age again? And 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:40.440 and all the small things again? Insert joke here? You 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:44.080 know what you know? Actually my favorite album name of 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:49.400 all time comes from They had an album called take 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:53.840 Off Your Pants and Jackets Jacket, but it's actually about 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:57.240 pants and a jacket on the cover, and it's all 0:01:57.680 --> 0:02:01.160 take off your pants and jacket allegedly. You know by 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:03.760 the way you were saying, blink. You can blink, but 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:08.639 can you wink? Yeah? I can wink. You can wink yep, sure, 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:11.799 because not everybody could wink. Can you wink? Left eye? 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:16.280 Left eye? Wink? Right eye? Wink? Can you do him both? Yes? 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:18.160 I can do both. Yes. I What I can't do 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:21.680 is make my eyebrows go up and down. You can't 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:27.280 make the rock show, damn it, first date, so many 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:29.320 good songs. You can't make your hold on a second, 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:31.440 you can't make your eye Wait, I can't do one 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:35.000 eyebrow at a time, can you? That's like my cousin 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:37.560 can My cousin Diane can go up and down with 0:02:37.600 --> 0:02:42.920 her eyebrows. I cannot do that. Oh, somebody does. Can 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:45.040 you wiggle your ears? No? I can't. She can do 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:48.320 all of that. I can't wiggle my ears. I can't 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:50.280 do that. I can't make it happen. I don't know why, 0:02:50.360 --> 0:02:54.359 why jointed? I don't think it's a double jo. It's 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:56.679 just some people have Here's what I don't understand what 0:02:56.840 --> 0:03:00.560 went wrong? Genetically? That my first cause and can do it, 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:04.000 but I can't. So, in other words, were hard grandparents 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:07.400 gifted like the grandparents on her mother's side gifted with 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:10.440 that ability. But the grandparents we share warrant or did 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:12.560 like my because my mother and her brother were brother 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:16.239 and sister. So did my father's genetic screw up my 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:19.359 inability to raise my eyebrows? I don't know. We used 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:21.840 to have tails like humans used to have tails. So 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:24.840 some people like there's a picture of Michael Phelps that 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:27.399 was on Twitter yesterday where he puts his arms behind 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:30.320 his head when he swims like he can when he stretches, 0:03:30.680 --> 0:03:33.880 his arms go like ridiculously. He's double jointed in his shoulders, 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:36.800 which obviously helps him swim because he's a freak of nature, 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:39.400 how talented. Not because he doesn't train, of course he trains, 0:03:39.520 --> 0:03:42.280 but his entire body is perfect for swimming. He's got 0:03:42.360 --> 0:03:45.920 a huge, long arms, a long body, big feet, like 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:49.440 he's genetically perfect for swimming. But why don't my shoulders 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:51.120 go like that? Why don't my arms go like that? 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:55.640 Like somehow we mutated? Now here's the question was is 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:58.080 is double jointed like a freak thing that happened that's 0:03:58.080 --> 0:04:00.600 not supposed to happen, or is it supposed to everybody? 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:03.160 And we just didn't get that, Like which is the 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:05.520 which is the offshoot? Like Adam and Eve? Were they 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:08.440 double jointed? Could Adam make his eyebrows go up and down? 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:11.440 Did Eve? Was Eve attracted to him because his eyebrows 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:13.360 go up and down? Because he was the only man 0:04:13.400 --> 0:04:14.960 on the planet. Because he was the only man on 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:18.040 the planet. I'm sure right you imagine being Adam, Like 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:20.440 your penis size was huge because it was the only 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:25.400 one relatives like, well, but there were no relatives. That's 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:27.680 the thing. There were no relatives. But you know what 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:29.360 I'm saying, it's all I mean. If you're the only 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:31.600 person you got know. But Adam, Adam had the biggest 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:33.880 dick on the planet, and he just got to have 0:04:34.040 --> 0:04:38.240 sex with the biggest penis on the planet. Imagine that 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:43.000 the world penis all of the biggest penis on the planets, 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:45.960 a world of pure imagination. Yes, although he didn't have 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:50.640 a belly button. There's an old riddle that UH archaeologists 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:55.320 uncovered two bodies and immediately looking at them new, I 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:58.800 guess they were like, um embombed you like there were 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:00.840 He's like I knew, he knew they were Adam and Eve. 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:03.279 Why the riddle is because they're the only two people 0:05:03.320 --> 0:05:06.080 that weren't born with belly buttons if the story were true, 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:12.600 because there's no Adam and Eve with belly buttons. Accidentally, No, 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:14.480 but if you do, you shouldn't. We shouldn't put belly 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:16.200 buttons on them. If you see any drawings of Adam 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:19.120 and Eve like two naked people with fig leaves, if 0:05:19.160 --> 0:05:22.320 they have belly buttons, I don't think God thought ahead Again, 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:25.960 if the story is true, to create hard from his 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:28.920 rib create him from his image or whatever and give 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:31.320 them belly buttons that weren't necessary. They're only there because 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:34.200 you're attached to you mothers in biblical cord. But they 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:38.039 wouldn't have had those. Huh, how about that? Or something 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:41.440 from about that star. It's similar to the riddle about 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:44.839 the man who claimed he found a gold coin dated 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:48.920 seventy b C. And nobody believed them. Nobody believe Why 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:52.400 not because you didn't know it was before Christ? You know, 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:56.080 Christ was going to even be a thing, right, he 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:58.839 couldn't possibly have a coin that knew in advance. Right now, 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:00.560 before we go any further, I have to clear this 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:02.960 up before more people start giving me the right answers 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:05.240 of that contest that I put out there for five weeks. 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:07.200 And you should have given a deadline. You gotta give it. 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:09.040 Didn't give a deadline. I gave you my listening to 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:12.040 our podcast like three months later going it's yeah. So 0:06:12.160 --> 0:06:14.680 so here's what here's what happened. First of all, if 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:17.280 if you listen to what do you know? Yes, if 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:19.600 you welcome to the Brooklyn Boys podcast, Yes, and I 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:21.400 did it? You know what? I did it the first 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:24.320 podcast and then the next podcast and the next pot 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:27.280 I mentioned on three in a row there was a cartoon. 0:06:28.680 --> 0:06:30.600 There was a cartoon in the nineties. Well, I mentioned 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:32.520 it because no, I couldn't believe nobody can get it, 0:06:33.320 --> 0:06:38.800 so screaming the answer it was a nineties cartoon. And 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:42.360 then the character said it just like this. I don't care, 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:46.200 And I said, I said, who did it? You know what? 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:48.720 Nobody knows what that is. You know, Let's make it 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:51.440 a contest. You win a free Brooklyn Boys shirt. How 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:55.920 about that? And nobody nobody wrote me anything except that 0:06:56.080 --> 0:06:59.000 for some wrong answers. And then one day they must 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:01.719 have aired it on one of these cartoon networks or something, 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:05.640 because seventeen people all gave me the answer within like 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:07.800 three days. So I feel like I got to give 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:11.920 a whole bunch of shirts out. So congratulations Harry moment. 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:14.720 Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Yeah, 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:18.160 this is your contest, right you were supposed to figure 0:07:18.160 --> 0:07:20.280 out by the way, everyone was supposed to email you. Yes, 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:22.960 people didn't listen. They DM DM me, they put me 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:25.560 and they they came up in the Facebook. They flew 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:27.480 a plane over the Jersey Show with a banner that 0:07:27.520 --> 0:07:30.080 had the answer. They tweeted at me. I said, email 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:32.240 me at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:34.520 Let's put it this way. I feel like you should 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:36.800 disqualify those who don't listen to anyone because there's always 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:38.640 someone that goes well, you know, I don't have emails, 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:41.000 so I tweeted you it's to lay on Instagram. So 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:43.760 I I you know these are the winning my spaced 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:46.880 you if you're okay, congratulation problem. Well, here's the problem. 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:48.360 When you and I go half on these shirts, we 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:51.640 pay for them, all right, Well, then you're contest. I'll 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:54.360 help pay half for the one Bertie you are you got? 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:57.520 You're such a tight ass when it comes to this stuff. Man, 0:07:57.760 --> 0:08:00.320 is how many winners are put up your amus? Come on, 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:02.480 let's give some shirt money up there? What's the point. 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:05.840 How many shirts are we talking? Really? Are? I think 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:08.000 about five or six? I gotta be honest with five 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:09.960 or six shirts. Look, I love the slices, but you're 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:12.240 spending my money. Let's go go ahead, all right, So 0:08:12.360 --> 0:08:17.120 Harry Lopez give the answer? Not yet, Harry Lopez more 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:20.960 manly that's Stephen On on Instagram. Also it was his 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:26.240 real name, Like what also Kirsten Katie and uh, there 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:30.760 was one other person here. Her name was christ Kristin, 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:35.600 Kristin Marie, Kristen and Kristin right, Kristin Marie from Athens, 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:40.720 Alabama all got the answer, Hey, scary, this is from 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:43.160 Kristin Marie. I'm going crazy over here, I got they 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:45.120 were the first ones, by the way, these are these 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:49.440 are the originals. Oh and shady jew Mobster is gonna 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:51.319 say he was one of the first. Yes, he was 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:55.200 one of the first as well. Uh is indeed Stimpy 0:08:55.840 --> 0:09:02.520 from Wren and Stimpy who said deep stempe idiot ton occur. Scary, 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:06.000 My man, You're freaking amazing, but it's Stimpy. Thank you 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:08.160 for reading my email. I'm a dog groomer and almost 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:10.719 cut a dog's tail off at work when I heard 0:09:10.760 --> 0:09:14.000 you reading my last email. I love Brody too. I'm 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:16.760 the queen of dessert, free dessert down here and in 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:20.120 the South anyway, give a girl a break, Scary, need 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:22.880 me some of that merch in my life? All right? 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:26.720 In my slice for motherfucking life, Kristy Murray, please email 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:29.720 me your full information at the Brooklyn Boys podcast at 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:32.520 gmail dot com and your shirt size. I will hook 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:37.840 you up. Also another email on that note is Katie, 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:41.280 who said, right at the beginning of y'all's vacation, I 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:45.839 sent this to Scary Hello, I don't care comes from 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:48.839 that cartoon. Now, I know this has to be right, 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:54.840 because when Stimpy lost his fart, this is a cartoon. 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:58.200 This is a plot of the cartoon. He lost his fart, 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:02.360 his fart, his son was his fart. His fart was 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:05.319 his son. And Wren tried to cheer him up with 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:09.400 his favorite TV shows and trying to give Stimpy catnip. 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:12.679 Please tell me you remember this. I know I'm right. 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:17.599 So every time stimp Wren would tell Stimpy here, you know, 0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:21.720 stop cheer up. Here's here's your favorite catnip, Stimpy would 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:27.559 reply to old cure because his fart got away. All right, Well, 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:31.480 but if you remember that show in general, I mean, 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:33.760 of course, of course it was warped. It was one 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:36.640 of the most warped cartoons on TV. Yeah. I wasn't 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:39.120 into it, you know what, And I really don't do 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:41.160 the only think I think I watched one episode, which 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:44.080 was the Yacht Shaving. Yeah, you remember the Rotten Teeth 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:47.000 episode when when you want to you want to name 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:51.839 old ninety seven whatever it is, episode say Shaving. I 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:54.040 think it was the one episode I watched right now. 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:59.120 I did get a wrong answer. Somebody said, I'm sorry, 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:02.360 I love you, drew a Caro, but um, I hope 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:05.000 I got this right. It's stand Marsh from South Park, 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:07.920 and I don't know. I know it was wrong. Sorry 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:11.000 about that, but anyway, so congratulations to all of you. Now, 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:14.560 if if you feel like you emailed me or said 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:18.160 the answer or or whatever it was, d M to me, Um, 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:20.920 you send me that another d M again and I'm 0:11:20.920 --> 0:11:24.160 gonna go back and check to see when that actually 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:26.760 came in. Okay, if we have to d M you 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:30.160 to double check their day You're given away more shirts again. 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:33.040 I got five winners, I got two. When you're gonna 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:35.079 get thirty, you're gonna break down and start throwing T 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:38.400 shirts out of the off the stage like you always do. Listen, 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:40.840 you know me, man, I never met a T shirt 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:43.800 I didn't throw. I love, I don't care, that's right. 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:46.200 I love you know. If and if you don't understand 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:48.720 what I'm saying, it's because when we do appearances and gigs, 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:51.079 I love getting on stage and I don't use a 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:55.280 T T shirt, cannon, left arm he's got, I rolled 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:57.920 them up into a knot. I take the two arms, 0:11:57.960 --> 0:11:59.959 I make a nod out of it, twist to take it, 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:02.440 look like a dough ball, and had like a garlic knot. Right, 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:04.800 and I make everybody like raise it raised the room. 0:12:04.880 --> 0:12:06.400 He throws it as far back as you can, and 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:10.800 if you're like seventh throw, you'll definitely get it. Yeah, 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:14.480 you're a dick. They don't fly very far. But I 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:16.839 love this. Nothing I love more than giving away free 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:19.320 T shirts. I love it. And people don't crazy yours. 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:21.800 You didn't pay for them. People go crazy for your 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:24.240 station shirts. It's great. You open up the box, you 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:29.480 throw shirts. They'll be like yeah, and they jump on 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:31.880 each other and they pummel each other. There's always one 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:34.640 dude who's so muscular the shirts never gonna fit him. 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:36.640 But he's got to bang into people to get that shirt. 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:38.800 And he's got that shirt. And I always said, you 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:41.120 know what, give it, give it to a girl, Give 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:42.800 it to a woman. If you get it, guys, it's 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:49.760 I'm throwing outside, small fucking shirts out into the crowd, right, 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:51.360 But he wants to give it to his girl. That's 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:53.319 the thing, even if it doesn't have one yet. But 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:54.960 something I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna beat a girl 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:57.480 over the head. I'm gonna give it a shirt. I 0:12:57.559 --> 0:12:59.079 forgot where I was. I was at a club with 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:01.040 a very low ceiling once and I fucking hit the 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:04.040 chandelier and and I thought the chandelier was with with 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:05.959 the pieces of the chandelier, we're gonna come coming down, 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:09.319 raining down the crowd. But you're not that tall. What 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:12.079 was the on stage? It was It was a low 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:13.800 it was a low room to low. The room was 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:18.719 a regular sized room. The ceilings were right. It was 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:21.960 like probably illegally built stage in a club. And um, 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:24.079 and I'm starting about the name of that club. And 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:26.880 the T shirt instead just got stuck in the chandelier, 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:31.280 so oh, nice soure. Then the big dudes pulled down 0:13:31.280 --> 0:13:34.200 the chandelier to get that shirt. Well, anyway, I used 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:35.679 to love. We haven't done that in a while. We 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:37.960 haven't done live events. I gotta get you gotta get 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:40.520 back to this, well, we gotta. We may have one 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:42.080 at the end of the summer for the morning show. 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:45.120 We'll say they're working on it. Yeah, I know you're 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:47.280 excited about it. You want to throw T shirts. I'm 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:49.920 gonna go there and I'm gonna throw T shirts. Yeah, 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:52.040 if it happens, we'll see if it happens, it'll be 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:55.120 towards the end of the summer. Uh. All right, So 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:56.719 we got all that out of the way. Um, we 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:59.000 have so much to cover. And you know, I know 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:02.199 you you were wanted to um talk. I'll have a 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:03.400 lot to talk about. Let me let me throw it 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:05.199 at you because because this was weird. So I'm in 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:09.040 a Dodge Charger Facebook group because I have Dodge Charger 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:11.280 and sometimes I like to ask questions or people put 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:13.560 up pictures at what they like the cool things they 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:16.640 do to their car, you know, the wheels they put on, 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:19.640 the spoilers. So I'm in there's like a hundred groups, 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:22.080 but I'm in one of them. Okay, I hate that. 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:25.520 By the way, Dodge Charger groups know that people take 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:28.880 basic cars and then they put the hoopdion, they put 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:32.240 all the you know, aftermarket stuff. I'm not a fan 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:34.400 looking I don't want to insult anybody. I'm just telling 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:37.240 you it's not my style. When you have people call 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:40.920 them rice rockets, it's when you take a small input car, 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:46.120 you know, like a little Honda Civic or Um or 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:49.920 an Accord, and you put a spoiler on that's that's 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:53.560 as big as the car. Right, it doesn't look as 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:56.280 good as you think it does. It doesn't. Sometimes the 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:58.920 spoiler is too big. But yeah, but you know, but 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:01.320 what is it? What is it a accomplish anyway? I 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:06.320 I never well because so I spoke to someone who 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:08.960 worked in an electronics store and he was admiring my car, 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:12.160 and he said, oh uh, I always wanted one of those, 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:14.640 but look I would I decided to spend less on 0:15:14.720 --> 0:15:17.920 a car and fix it up gradually. So he showed 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:19.600 me his car and it was like that it was. 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:23.920 It was a small car. It may have been a Kia, right. 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:26.520 And then what he did was he instead of buying 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:28.720 an expensive not my car is on expensive, but instead 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:31.840 of buying like a decent priced car, he bought a 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:34.400 less expensive car. And then as he has money, he 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:37.320 puts stuff on it to make it cooler. Right. But 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:38.840 I think it's one of those where like you keep 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:40.760 adding onto your house to the point where it's too 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:43.920 big for the show. Yeah, and and but nothing nothing matches, 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:48.200 because nothing matches perfectly. So this is something odd about 0:15:48.360 --> 0:15:53.400 a Frankenstein looking car. Right, he should google Winchester House 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:56.240 in California. Not only that, you at the Winchester House. 0:15:57.360 --> 0:15:59.600 Uh so Uh, this woman and her husband lived in 0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:02.480 this house. I think it's in St. Louis Obispo or 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:07.520 San Louis Obispo if you say as an American anyway, 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:09.920 Sant Luis Obispo. I think that's where it is in 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:14.480 north central California. And it's it's a museum now like 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:15.840 you go on a tour, you pay to go in 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:18.800 the house. The husband died. They had a lot of money, right, 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:22.040 and so she kept spending money on the house. So 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:25.560 the house they would she put like a very expensive 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:28.120 stained glass window where the sun would come in and 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:30.680 light up the floor. But then she built a room 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:34.720 a wing of the house across from that. So now 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:38.760 the windows blocked. There are staircases going nowhere. Right, there 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:41.920 are closets that open into brick walls. It's it's it's 0:16:42.400 --> 0:16:44.720 it's weird and it's cool. But they have to realize 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:46.360 this woman had nothing to do with her life, but 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:49.120 add onto the house and now it's just it's mayhem 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:52.440 it's the Winchester House, the Winchester House. And but you know, 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:56.600 but continuing on with with this, with the hoopie and 0:16:56.680 --> 0:17:00.840 the spoiler, but also if you add up the cost 0:17:00.920 --> 0:17:03.120 of all the ship that you've added you put on 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:06.919 your car, it's probably caused costs more to do all 0:17:07.040 --> 0:17:09.000 that then it would have to got a brand new 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:11.560 fucking car that looked at thousand times better. I mean, 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:14.720 here's so you start. You start with a dollar based 0:17:14.800 --> 0:17:17.879 model of something. But if it works for you, it 0:17:17.920 --> 0:17:22.840 works because right and now you've got a car that 0:17:22.960 --> 0:17:26.040 you could have taken that sixty dollars and brought something better. 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:28.600 Hold on on the flip side, though, if it's exactly 0:17:28.640 --> 0:17:30.760 the way you like it, then that's fine, be happy, 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:33.920 that's fine. The point is the Dodge charger is sort 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:36.520 of built the way it's designed to add onto it. 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:41.159 It's it's they make after market stuff designed to make 0:17:41.200 --> 0:17:44.320 the wheels look cooler, the rims wider, the spoiler bigger. Anyway, 0:17:44.320 --> 0:17:47.640 it doesn't matter. So a guy, sometimes you ask questions like, hey, 0:17:47.720 --> 0:17:51.679 should I buy the six point for leader engine instead 0:17:51.680 --> 0:17:53.880 of the five point seven? You know that people ask 0:17:54.080 --> 0:17:55.320 mine a new call, what do you think, take a 0:17:55.320 --> 0:17:56.720 look at my car? Where should I put on the back. 0:17:57.119 --> 0:17:59.439 So this guy asked this question. I've never heard anyone 0:17:59.520 --> 0:18:03.159 ask in referring to the price of gas where you 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:06.399 live this way. It's scary if you wanted to know, 0:18:07.119 --> 0:18:09.720 Like if I lived in Texas and you wanted to 0:18:09.760 --> 0:18:13.159 compare gas prices, how would you ask me about my 0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:18.000 gas prices? What are they like? What are they what's 0:18:18.000 --> 0:18:22.320 the gas like in your area? How much? How much? Whatever? 0:18:22.640 --> 0:18:25.400 This guy? This guy wrote, how much does it cost 0:18:25.440 --> 0:18:26.880 you to fill up the tank of your car where 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:33.320 you live? Okay? Well, who speaks like that? You don't say, hey, 0:18:33.359 --> 0:18:34.760 how much do you pay to fill up your car? 0:18:36.200 --> 0:18:39.119 You just ask how much the gases? No, No, some 0:18:39.240 --> 0:18:42.520 people talk like that too. Not every game, not every 0:18:42.560 --> 0:18:45.639 tanks the same size, even Dodge charges, They're just slightly 0:18:45.720 --> 0:18:48.440 different by year to year and model to model. You 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:50.280 don't ask how much does it cost to fill up 0:18:50.280 --> 0:18:53.359 your car? Besides you know, yes you do, yes, you 0:18:53.480 --> 0:18:55.520 do know. The only way you know how much it 0:18:55.560 --> 0:18:56.920 costs to fill up your car is if it was 0:18:56.960 --> 0:19:00.119 bone dry empty. If there's if there's six ounds is 0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:02.119 a gas in your car, then when you fill it up. 0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:05.040 You don't have an accurate price. The only way to 0:19:05.080 --> 0:19:06.719 ask me how much the gas is where I live 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:08.720 is to ask me how much is the gas where 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:11.840 you live. He didn't want to know that. He wanted 0:19:11.840 --> 0:19:13.400 to know how much, of course to fill up the car. 0:19:13.840 --> 0:19:17.560 There's no way to answer that his car. There's no 0:19:17.640 --> 0:19:19.879 way to answer unless your engine is empty, unless the 0:19:19.920 --> 0:19:22.520 tank is empty. I mean, because how do you know 0:19:22.520 --> 0:19:24.080 how much of course to fill up your car? If 0:19:24.119 --> 0:19:26.159 you're almost empty, you might have a half a gallon. 0:19:27.040 --> 0:19:29.879 If you're almost empty, you might have eleven ounces. This 0:19:30.040 --> 0:19:32.119 it's just a stupid question anyway. My point is, did 0:19:32.160 --> 0:19:34.320 you know, scary you, maybe twoday years old, when you 0:19:34.480 --> 0:19:37.000 when you go into a gas station, right and you 0:19:37.200 --> 0:19:40.520 see three oh nine, how much is it for a 0:19:40.600 --> 0:19:46.200 gallon of gas? Video nine and nine tenths of of 0:19:46.480 --> 0:19:49.320 of a cent? Well, is it three o nine? It's 0:19:49.400 --> 0:19:52.680 three o nine? It's three or nine. It's nine three 0:19:52.760 --> 0:19:56.240 or nine in the fraction nine over ten, so nine tenths, 0:19:56.640 --> 0:20:00.639 So meaning like it's three oh nine, three point oh 0:20:00.960 --> 0:20:05.520 nine nine mm hm, because there's another another another nine, 0:20:05.760 --> 0:20:09.560 So it's it's actually three ten, right, it's nine, it's 0:20:09.640 --> 0:20:14.239 nine tenths correct, yes, and because it was from an 0:20:14.240 --> 0:20:17.000 old gas tax rule. But but it's it's it's a 0:20:17.080 --> 0:20:21.119 way they get you another penny. Of course almost's an 0:20:21.119 --> 0:20:24.359 almost penny. Well, it's if you round to the nearest 0:20:24.400 --> 0:20:27.840 penny and it's yeah, right, so right, so anyway, I 0:20:27.960 --> 0:20:30.280 just they always like said three nine and three and 0:20:30.320 --> 0:20:32.879 nine a gallon. Nope, it's it's technically throw nine in 0:20:33.000 --> 0:20:35.639 nine tenths. Right, Yeah, that's very true. And over the 0:20:35.680 --> 0:20:40.560 course of it, by the way you get you do 0:20:40.640 --> 0:20:42.720 you let that get in the way of your happy 0:20:42.800 --> 0:20:45.560