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Speaker 1: one eight two. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast Blinky two
Speaker 1: or just Brooklyn Boys blink. And you might miss this
Speaker 1: podcast from two. Oh you you can't blink. This is
Speaker 1: gonna be like an hour long. And I'm very excited
Speaker 1: about this one. You know why, because I got a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff from last week. I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm I got done enough time, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I gotta play you another terrible DJ. We
Speaker 1: got any Babs update? Hold on, you're talking about Katie Babs,
Speaker 1: Cady Babs another another clip from her my mouth dropped.
Speaker 1: I backed up the radio and like, I gotta play
Speaker 1: this for this episode Blink two. We're calling this one
Speaker 1: of my favorite Well turn what's My age again? And
Speaker 1: and all the small things again? Insert joke here? You
Speaker 1: know what you know? Actually my favorite album name of
Speaker 1: all time comes from They had an album called take
Speaker 1: Off Your Pants and Jackets Jacket, but it's actually about
Speaker 1: pants and a jacket on the cover, and it's all
Speaker 1: take off your pants and jacket allegedly. You know by
Speaker 1: the way you were saying, blink. You can blink, but
Speaker 1: can you wink? Yeah? I can wink. You can wink yep, sure,
Speaker 1: because not everybody could wink. Can you wink? Left eye?
Speaker 1: Left eye? Wink? Right eye? Wink? Can you do him both? Yes?
Speaker 1: I can do both. Yes. I What I can't do
Speaker 1: is make my eyebrows go up and down. You can't
Speaker 1: make the rock show, damn it, first date, so many
Speaker 1: good songs. You can't make your hold on a second,
Speaker 1: you can't make your eye Wait, I can't do one
Speaker 1: eyebrow at a time, can you? That's like my cousin
Speaker 1: can My cousin Diane can go up and down with
Speaker 1: her eyebrows. I cannot do that. Oh, somebody does. Can
Speaker 1: you wiggle your ears? No? I can't. She can do
Speaker 1: all of that. I can't wiggle my ears. I can't
Speaker 1: do that. I can't make it happen. I don't know why,
Speaker 1: why jointed? I don't think it's a double jo. It's
Speaker 1: just some people have Here's what I don't understand what
Speaker 1: went wrong? Genetically? That my first cause and can do it,
Speaker 1: but I can't. So, in other words, were hard grandparents
Speaker 1: gifted like the grandparents on her mother's side gifted with
Speaker 1: that ability. But the grandparents we share warrant or did
Speaker 1: like my because my mother and her brother were brother
Speaker 1: and sister. So did my father's genetic screw up my
Speaker 1: inability to raise my eyebrows? I don't know. We used
Speaker 1: to have tails like humans used to have tails. So
Speaker 1: some people like there's a picture of Michael Phelps that
Speaker 1: was on Twitter yesterday where he puts his arms behind
Speaker 1: his head when he swims like he can when he stretches,
Speaker 1: his arms go like ridiculously. He's double jointed in his shoulders,
Speaker 1: which obviously helps him swim because he's a freak of nature,
Speaker 1: how talented. Not because he doesn't train, of course he trains,
Speaker 1: but his entire body is perfect for swimming. He's got
Speaker 1: a huge, long arms, a long body, big feet, like
Speaker 1: he's genetically perfect for swimming. But why don't my shoulders
Speaker 1: go like that? Why don't my arms go like that?
Speaker 1: Like somehow we mutated? Now here's the question was is
Speaker 1: is double jointed like a freak thing that happened that's
Speaker 1: not supposed to happen, or is it supposed to everybody?
Speaker 1: And we just didn't get that, Like which is the
Speaker 1: which is the offshoot? Like Adam and Eve? Were they
Speaker 1: double jointed? Could Adam make his eyebrows go up and down?
Speaker 1: Did Eve? Was Eve attracted to him because his eyebrows
Speaker 1: go up and down? Because he was the only man
Speaker 1: on the planet. Because he was the only man on
Speaker 1: the planet. I'm sure right you imagine being Adam, Like
Speaker 1: your penis size was huge because it was the only
Speaker 1: one relatives like, well, but there were no relatives. That's
Speaker 1: the thing. There were no relatives. But you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, it's all I mean. If you're the only
Speaker 1: person you got know. But Adam, Adam had the biggest
Speaker 1: dick on the planet, and he just got to have
Speaker 1: sex with the biggest penis on the planet. Imagine that
Speaker 1: the world penis all of the biggest penis on the planets,
Speaker 1: a world of pure imagination. Yes, although he didn't have
Speaker 1: a belly button. There's an old riddle that UH archaeologists
Speaker 1: uncovered two bodies and immediately looking at them new, I
Speaker 1: guess they were like, um embombed you like there were
Speaker 1: He's like I knew, he knew they were Adam and Eve.
Speaker 1: Why the riddle is because they're the only two people
Speaker 1: that weren't born with belly buttons if the story were true,
Speaker 1: because there's no Adam and Eve with belly buttons. Accidentally, No,
Speaker 1: but if you do, you shouldn't. We shouldn't put belly
Speaker 1: buttons on them. If you see any drawings of Adam
Speaker 1: and Eve like two naked people with fig leaves, if
Speaker 1: they have belly buttons, I don't think God thought ahead Again,
Speaker 1: if the story is true, to create hard from his
Speaker 1: rib create him from his image or whatever and give
Speaker 1: them belly buttons that weren't necessary. They're only there because
Speaker 1: you're attached to you mothers in biblical cord. But they
Speaker 1: wouldn't have had those. Huh, how about that? Or something
Speaker 1: from about that star. It's similar to the riddle about
Speaker 1: the man who claimed he found a gold coin dated
Speaker 1: seventy b C. And nobody believed them. Nobody believe Why
Speaker 1: not because you didn't know it was before Christ? You know,
Speaker 1: Christ was going to even be a thing, right, he
Speaker 1: couldn't possibly have a coin that knew in advance. Right now,
Speaker 1: before we go any further, I have to clear this
Speaker 1: up before more people start giving me the right answers
Speaker 1: of that contest that I put out there for five weeks.
Speaker 1: And you should have given a deadline. You gotta give it.
Speaker 1: Didn't give a deadline. I gave you my listening to
Speaker 1: our podcast like three months later going it's yeah. So
Speaker 1: so here's what here's what happened. First of all, if
Speaker 1: if you listen to what do you know? Yes, if
Speaker 1: you welcome to the Brooklyn Boys podcast, Yes, and I
Speaker 1: did it? You know what? I did it the first
Speaker 1: podcast and then the next podcast and the next pot
Speaker 1: I mentioned on three in a row there was a cartoon.
Speaker 1: There was a cartoon in the nineties. Well, I mentioned
Speaker 1: it because no, I couldn't believe nobody can get it,
Speaker 1: so screaming the answer it was a nineties cartoon. And
Speaker 1: then the character said it just like this. I don't care,
Speaker 1: And I said, I said, who did it? You know what?
Speaker 1: Nobody knows what that is. You know, Let's make it
Speaker 1: a contest. You win a free Brooklyn Boys shirt. How
Speaker 1: about that? And nobody nobody wrote me anything except that
Speaker 1: for some wrong answers. And then one day they must
Speaker 1: have aired it on one of these cartoon networks or something,
Speaker 1: because seventeen people all gave me the answer within like
Speaker 1: three days. So I feel like I got to give
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of shirts out. So congratulations Harry moment.
Speaker 1: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is your contest, right you were supposed to figure
Speaker 1: out by the way, everyone was supposed to email you. Yes,
Speaker 1: people didn't listen. They DM DM me, they put me
Speaker 1: and they they came up in the Facebook. They flew
Speaker 1: a plane over the Jersey Show with a banner that
Speaker 1: had the answer. They tweeted at me. I said, email
Speaker 1: me at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: Let's put it this way. I feel like you should
Speaker 1: disqualify those who don't listen to anyone because there's always
Speaker 1: someone that goes well, you know, I don't have emails,
Speaker 1: so I tweeted you it's to lay on Instagram. So
Speaker 1: I I you know these are the winning my spaced
Speaker 1: you if you're okay, congratulation problem. Well, here's the problem.
Speaker 1: When you and I go half on these shirts, we
Speaker 1: pay for them, all right, Well, then you're contest. I'll
Speaker 1: help pay half for the one Bertie you are you got?
Speaker 1: You're such a tight ass when it comes to this stuff. Man,
Speaker 1: is how many winners are put up your amus? Come on,
Speaker 1: let's give some shirt money up there? What's the point.
Speaker 1: How many shirts are we talking? Really? Are? I think
Speaker 1: about five or six? I gotta be honest with five
Speaker 1: or six shirts. Look, I love the slices, but you're
Speaker 1: spending my money. Let's go go ahead, all right, So
Speaker 1: Harry Lopez give the answer? Not yet, Harry Lopez more
Speaker 1: manly that's Stephen On on Instagram. Also it was his
Speaker 1: real name, Like what also Kirsten Katie and uh, there
Speaker 1: was one other person here. Her name was christ Kristin,
Speaker 1: Kristin Marie, Kristen and Kristin right, Kristin Marie from Athens,
Speaker 1: Alabama all got the answer, Hey, scary, this is from
Speaker 1: Kristin Marie. I'm going crazy over here, I got they
Speaker 1: were the first ones, by the way, these are these
Speaker 1: are the originals. Oh and shady jew Mobster is gonna
Speaker 1: say he was one of the first. Yes, he was
Speaker 1: one of the first as well. Uh is indeed Stimpy
Speaker 1: from Wren and Stimpy who said deep stempe idiot ton occur. Scary,
Speaker 1: My man, You're freaking amazing, but it's Stimpy. Thank you
Speaker 1: for reading my email. I'm a dog groomer and almost
Speaker 1: cut a dog's tail off at work when I heard
Speaker 1: you reading my last email. I love Brody too. I'm
Speaker 1: the queen of dessert, free dessert down here and in
Speaker 1: the South anyway, give a girl a break, Scary, need
Speaker 1: me some of that merch in my life? All right?
Speaker 1: In my slice for motherfucking life, Kristy Murray, please email
Speaker 1: me your full information at the Brooklyn Boys podcast at
Speaker 1: gmail dot com and your shirt size. I will hook
Speaker 1: you up. Also another email on that note is Katie,
Speaker 1: who said, right at the beginning of y'all's vacation, I
Speaker 1: sent this to Scary Hello, I don't care comes from
Speaker 1: that cartoon. Now, I know this has to be right,
Speaker 1: because when Stimpy lost his fart, this is a cartoon.
Speaker 1: This is a plot of the cartoon. He lost his fart,
Speaker 1: his fart, his son was his fart. His fart was
Speaker 1: his son. And Wren tried to cheer him up with
Speaker 1: his favorite TV shows and trying to give Stimpy catnip.
Speaker 1: Please tell me you remember this. I know I'm right.
Speaker 1: So every time stimp Wren would tell Stimpy here, you know,
Speaker 1: stop cheer up. Here's here's your favorite catnip, Stimpy would
Speaker 1: reply to old cure because his fart got away. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: but if you remember that show in general, I mean,
Speaker 1: of course, of course it was warped. It was one
Speaker 1: of the most warped cartoons on TV. Yeah. I wasn't
Speaker 1: into it, you know what, And I really don't do
Speaker 1: the only think I think I watched one episode, which
Speaker 1: was the Yacht Shaving. Yeah, you remember the Rotten Teeth
Speaker 1: episode when when you want to you want to name
Speaker 1: old ninety seven whatever it is, episode say Shaving. I
Speaker 1: think it was the one episode I watched right now.
Speaker 1: I did get a wrong answer. Somebody said, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I love you, drew a Caro, but um, I hope
Speaker 1: I got this right. It's stand Marsh from South Park,
Speaker 1: and I don't know. I know it was wrong. Sorry
Speaker 1: about that, but anyway, so congratulations to all of you. Now,
Speaker 1: if if you feel like you emailed me or said
Speaker 1: the answer or or whatever it was, d M to me, Um,
Speaker 1: you send me that another d M again and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go back and check to see when that actually
Speaker 1: came in. Okay, if we have to d M you
Speaker 1: to double check their day You're given away more shirts again.
Speaker 1: I got five winners, I got two. When you're gonna
Speaker 1: get thirty, you're gonna break down and start throwing T
Speaker 1: shirts out of the off the stage like you always do. Listen,
Speaker 1: you know me, man, I never met a T shirt
Speaker 1: I didn't throw. I love, I don't care, that's right.
Speaker 1: I love you know. If and if you don't understand
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, it's because when we do appearances and gigs,
Speaker 1: I love getting on stage and I don't use a
Speaker 1: T T shirt, cannon, left arm he's got, I rolled
Speaker 1: them up into a knot. I take the two arms,
Speaker 1: I make a nod out of it, twist to take it,
Speaker 1: look like a dough ball, and had like a garlic knot. Right,
Speaker 1: and I make everybody like raise it raised the room.
Speaker 1: He throws it as far back as you can, and
Speaker 1: if you're like seventh throw, you'll definitely get it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a dick. They don't fly very far. But I
Speaker 1: love this. Nothing I love more than giving away free
Speaker 1: T shirts. I love it. And people don't crazy yours.
Speaker 1: You didn't pay for them. People go crazy for your
Speaker 1: station shirts. It's great. You open up the box, you
Speaker 1: throw shirts. They'll be like yeah, and they jump on
Speaker 1: each other and they pummel each other. There's always one
Speaker 1: dude who's so muscular the shirts never gonna fit him.
Speaker 1: But he's got to bang into people to get that shirt.
Speaker 1: And he's got that shirt. And I always said, you
Speaker 1: know what, give it, give it to a girl, Give
Speaker 1: it to a woman. If you get it, guys, it's
Speaker 1: I'm throwing outside, small fucking shirts out into the crowd, right,
Speaker 1: But he wants to give it to his girl. That's
Speaker 1: the thing, even if it doesn't have one yet. But
Speaker 1: something I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna beat a girl
Speaker 1: over the head. I'm gonna give it a shirt. I
Speaker 1: forgot where I was. I was at a club with
Speaker 1: a very low ceiling once and I fucking hit the
Speaker 1: chandelier and and I thought the chandelier was with with
Speaker 1: the pieces of the chandelier, we're gonna come coming down,
Speaker 1: raining down the crowd. But you're not that tall. What
Speaker 1: was the on stage? It was It was a low
Speaker 1: it was a low room to low. The room was
Speaker 1: a regular sized room. The ceilings were right. It was
Speaker 1: like probably illegally built stage in a club. And um,
Speaker 1: and I'm starting about the name of that club. And
Speaker 1: the T shirt instead just got stuck in the chandelier,
Speaker 1: so oh, nice soure. Then the big dudes pulled down
Speaker 1: the chandelier to get that shirt. Well, anyway, I used
Speaker 1: to love. We haven't done that in a while. We
Speaker 1: haven't done live events. I gotta get you gotta get
Speaker 1: back to this, well, we gotta. We may have one
Speaker 1: at the end of the summer for the morning show.
Speaker 1: We'll say they're working on it. Yeah, I know you're
Speaker 1: excited about it. You want to throw T shirts. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go there and I'm gonna throw T shirts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if it happens, we'll see if it happens, it'll be
Speaker 1: towards the end of the summer. Uh. All right, So
Speaker 1: we got all that out of the way. Um, we
Speaker 1: have so much to cover. And you know, I know
Speaker 1: you you were wanted to um talk. I'll have a
Speaker 1: lot to talk about. Let me let me throw it
Speaker 1: at you because because this was weird. So I'm in
Speaker 1: a Dodge Charger Facebook group because I have Dodge Charger
Speaker 1: and sometimes I like to ask questions or people put
Speaker 1: up pictures at what they like the cool things they
Speaker 1: do to their car, you know, the wheels they put on,
Speaker 1: the spoilers. So I'm in there's like a hundred groups,
Speaker 1: but I'm in one of them. Okay, I hate that.
Speaker 1: By the way, Dodge Charger groups know that people take
Speaker 1: basic cars and then they put the hoopdion, they put
Speaker 1: all the you know, aftermarket stuff. I'm not a fan
Speaker 1: looking I don't want to insult anybody. I'm just telling
Speaker 1: you it's not my style. When you have people call
Speaker 1: them rice rockets, it's when you take a small input car,
Speaker 1: you know, like a little Honda Civic or Um or
Speaker 1: an Accord, and you put a spoiler on that's that's
Speaker 1: as big as the car. Right, it doesn't look as
Speaker 1: good as you think it does. It doesn't. Sometimes the
Speaker 1: spoiler is too big. But yeah, but you know, but
Speaker 1: what is it? What is it a accomplish anyway? I
Speaker 1: I never well because so I spoke to someone who
Speaker 1: worked in an electronics store and he was admiring my car,
Speaker 1: and he said, oh uh, I always wanted one of those,
Speaker 1: but look I would I decided to spend less on
Speaker 1: a car and fix it up gradually. So he showed
Speaker 1: me his car and it was like that it was.
Speaker 1: It was a small car. It may have been a Kia, right.
Speaker 1: And then what he did was he instead of buying
Speaker 1: an expensive not my car is on expensive, but instead
Speaker 1: of buying like a decent priced car, he bought a
Speaker 1: less expensive car. And then as he has money, he
Speaker 1: puts stuff on it to make it cooler. Right. But
Speaker 1: I think it's one of those where like you keep
Speaker 1: adding onto your house to the point where it's too
Speaker 1: big for the show. Yeah, and and but nothing nothing matches,
Speaker 1: because nothing matches perfectly. So this is something odd about
Speaker 1: a Frankenstein looking car. Right, he should google Winchester House
Speaker 1: in California. Not only that, you at the Winchester House.
Speaker 1: Uh so Uh, this woman and her husband lived in
Speaker 1: this house. I think it's in St. Louis Obispo or
Speaker 1: San Louis Obispo if you say as an American anyway,
Speaker 1: Sant Luis Obispo. I think that's where it is in
Speaker 1: north central California. And it's it's a museum now like
Speaker 1: you go on a tour, you pay to go in
Speaker 1: the house. The husband died. They had a lot of money, right,
Speaker 1: and so she kept spending money on the house. So
Speaker 1: the house they would she put like a very expensive
Speaker 1: stained glass window where the sun would come in and
Speaker 1: light up the floor. But then she built a room
Speaker 1: a wing of the house across from that. So now
Speaker 1: the windows blocked. There are staircases going nowhere. Right, there
Speaker 1: are closets that open into brick walls. It's it's it's
Speaker 1: it's weird and it's cool. But they have to realize
Speaker 1: this woman had nothing to do with her life, but
Speaker 1: add onto the house and now it's just it's mayhem
Speaker 1: it's the Winchester House, the Winchester House. And but you know,
Speaker 1: but continuing on with with this, with the hoopie and
Speaker 1: the spoiler, but also if you add up the cost
Speaker 1: of all the ship that you've added you put on
Speaker 1: your car, it's probably caused costs more to do all
Speaker 1: that then it would have to got a brand new
Speaker 1: fucking car that looked at thousand times better. I mean,
Speaker 1: here's so you start. You start with a dollar based
Speaker 1: model of something. But if it works for you, it
Speaker 1: works because right and now you've got a car that
Speaker 1: you could have taken that sixty dollars and brought something better.
Speaker 1: Hold on on the flip side, though, if it's exactly
Speaker 1: the way you like it, then that's fine, be happy,
Speaker 1: that's fine. The point is the Dodge charger is sort
Speaker 1: of built the way it's designed to add onto it.
Speaker 1: It's it's they make after market stuff designed to make
Speaker 1: the wheels look cooler, the rims wider, the spoiler bigger. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. So a guy, sometimes you ask questions like, hey,
Speaker 1: should I buy the six point for leader engine instead
Speaker 1: of the five point seven? You know that people ask
Speaker 1: mine a new call, what do you think, take a
Speaker 1: look at my car? Where should I put on the back.
Speaker 1: So this guy asked this question. I've never heard anyone
Speaker 1: ask in referring to the price of gas where you
Speaker 1: live this way. It's scary if you wanted to know,
Speaker 1: Like if I lived in Texas and you wanted to
Speaker 1: compare gas prices, how would you ask me about my
Speaker 1: gas prices? What are they like? What are they what's
Speaker 1: the gas like in your area? How much? How much? Whatever?
Speaker 1: This guy? This guy wrote, how much does it cost
Speaker 1: you to fill up the tank of your car where
Speaker 1: you live? Okay? Well, who speaks like that? You don't say, hey,
Speaker 1: how much do you pay to fill up your car?
Speaker 1: You just ask how much the gases? No, No, some
Speaker 1: people talk like that too. Not every game, not every
Speaker 1: tanks the same size, even Dodge charges, They're just slightly
Speaker 1: different by year to year and model to model. You
Speaker 1: don't ask how much does it cost to fill up
Speaker 1: your car? Besides you know, yes you do, yes, you
Speaker 1: do know. The only way you know how much it
Speaker 1: costs to fill up your car is if it was
Speaker 1: bone dry empty. If there's if there's six ounds is
Speaker 1: a gas in your car, then when you fill it up.
Speaker 1: You don't have an accurate price. The only way to
Speaker 1: ask me how much the gas is where I live
Speaker 1: is to ask me how much is the gas where
Speaker 1: you live. He didn't want to know that. He wanted
Speaker 1: to know how much, of course to fill up the car.
Speaker 1: There's no way to answer that his car. There's no
Speaker 1: way to answer unless your engine is empty, unless the
Speaker 1: tank is empty. I mean, because how do you know
Speaker 1: how much of course to fill up your car? If
Speaker 1: you're almost empty, you might have a half a gallon.
Speaker 1: If you're almost empty, you might have eleven ounces. This
Speaker 1: it's just a stupid question anyway. My point is, did
Speaker 1: you know, scary you, maybe twoday years old, when you
Speaker 1: when you go into a gas station, right and you
Speaker 1: see three oh nine, how much is it for a
Speaker 1: gallon of gas? Video nine and nine tenths of of
Speaker 1: of a cent? Well, is it three o nine? It's
Speaker 1: three o nine? It's three or nine. It's nine three
Speaker 1: or nine in the fraction nine over ten, so nine tenths,
Speaker 1: So meaning like it's three oh nine, three point oh
Speaker 1: nine nine mm hm, because there's another another another nine,
Speaker 1: So it's it's actually three ten, right, it's nine, it's
Speaker 1: nine tenths correct, yes, and because it was from an
Speaker 1: old gas tax rule. But but it's it's it's a
Speaker 1: way they get you another penny. Of course almost's an
Speaker 1: almost penny. Well, it's if you round to the nearest
Speaker 1: penny and it's yeah, right, so right, so anyway, I
Speaker 1: just they always like said three nine and three and
Speaker 1: nine a gallon. Nope, it's it's technically throw nine in
Speaker 1: nine tenths. Right, Yeah, that's very true. And over the
Speaker 1: course of it, by the way you get you do
Speaker 1: you let that get in the way of your happy
Speaker 1: little day there, David Brody, No, I just was I
Speaker 1: wonder if people notice that. I don't think they do.
Speaker 1: Know everyone, Well, if you haven't noticed it, take no
Speaker 1: next time you're at the pomp, take a look, and
Speaker 1: there's always a nine ten nine tenths that's after the
Speaker 1: number the numbers big three point nine, and then you'll
Speaker 1: see right next to it nine and nine tenths, which
Speaker 1: makes it three ten a gallon, which I don't have
Speaker 1: a problem with because even if I have a twenty
Speaker 1: gallon tank, I'm paying twenty cents extra and I'm not
Speaker 1: going to allow that to really funk up my day. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm good with it, all right, all right, I just
Speaker 1: want to let you know some people don't notice that.
Speaker 1: That's all. It's all right, right, yeah yeah, yeah, um.
Speaker 1: Something that talked about on the Big Show. And I
Speaker 1: don't really really want people, well, I wanted your opinion specifically, Brodie,
Speaker 1: and because I got shot down on the air, I
Speaker 1: mean Elvis, and Elvis shot me down, and about seven
Speaker 1: listeners texted in and I'm like, you know, what off
Speaker 1: when when you go water a bacon, egg and cheese
Speaker 1: from the from the wherever you're going for breakfast, right
Speaker 1: the egg for some reason, or a sausage and cheese.
Speaker 1: In my mind, when I think eggs and cheese and bacon,
Speaker 1: I think I picture the eggs to be scrambled like yellow,
Speaker 1: like just all one color. Unless you get this circular
Speaker 1: disc from McDonald's that fits on the Mcmuffinly it's still scrambled.
Speaker 1: I know. That's not it is not that that is
Speaker 1: just a I don't know. I think it's like microwave
Speaker 1: or some ship. I don't know. I think it's scrambled
Speaker 1: and then put into a mold. What no, it no,
Speaker 1: it's it's the white is white and the yolk is yolk.
Speaker 1: It's it's all, it's all there. The whitest stays white
Speaker 1: and the yellow. Yeah, and in the nick Muffin situation, yes,
Speaker 1: I catch up on that, so I don't even look.
Speaker 1: But but I just find. You know, people fry the eggs,
Speaker 1: you know when they when they do that to you,
Speaker 1: you know, when you order it, it's fried. It's like
Speaker 1: fried on the grill. It's but that's but the default
Speaker 1: way right now is to literally just crack the yolk
Speaker 1: on the grill and just flip it over and the
Speaker 1: whole fucking thing is brown. And I'm not a fan
Speaker 1: of that hat lazy chef, but that's a grill cook
Speaker 1: who just cracked the egg open on the radio. And
Speaker 1: I said, why can't that the fault be scrambled. It
Speaker 1: has a much better taste to it when it's all blended.
Speaker 1: You have a much in my opinion. But and was like, nascary,
Speaker 1: it's always the fried fried is the way to get fried,
Speaker 1: should be the default the way it is. I and
Speaker 1: I call it laziness. I'm I'm saying that tastes disgusting
Speaker 1: because usually it just tastes like it's not even you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's just like brown all over because it's like
Speaker 1: from the grill, from like flipping it over. They don't
Speaker 1: take it off quick enough. I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: had an issue with it, and and and for some reason,
Speaker 1: I got everybody else like came at me like I
Speaker 1: was the one with three heads, like, no, if you
Speaker 1: wanted to scrambled, you gotta say scrambled. This is this
Speaker 1: is a much better reason to get upset than me
Speaker 1: talking about nine tenths of a said, you've really set
Speaker 1: the bar high. Now I understand what's really important to
Speaker 1: be upset about. We're talking about if you want to
Speaker 1: talk about funny ship I got. I got a practical
Speaker 1: joke to everybody. You know, you gotta whip out the
Speaker 1: funny now. I thought that was the prepose of his
Speaker 1: podcast sometimes of your food for thought all the time.
Speaker 1: I can give you food for thought. I can I
Speaker 1: give you a couple of Can you tell me what
Speaker 1: this means? All right? So Brandon Gandhi on our on
Speaker 1: the Big Show. Gandhi, by the way, that's g A
Speaker 1: N d H. It's not gh It's not g O
Speaker 1: N d I. It's Gandhi. The text messages nobody can
Speaker 1: spell gandhi, so anyway, Gandhi. Her boyfriend's name is Brandon.
Speaker 1: Brandon listens to the podcast. He's now he's now in
Speaker 1: on on sending me stuff for the podcast. So shout
Speaker 1: out Brandon. Welcome aboard, Brandon, thank you so much. He
Speaker 1: sent me this, he said, here's another one for you.
Speaker 1: It's an ad from Speedway Stores, which is Speedway is
Speaker 1: a gas company. It's a gas station. They have like
Speaker 1: quick marks, we can go get food whatever in case
Speaker 1: there's not a Speedway near you. And the sign says
Speaker 1: this was on their Instagram post. You could find it
Speaker 1: at at Speedway Stores. Cents any size speedy Freeze or
Speaker 1: fountain drink and in small letters excludes maximums excludes maximum.
Speaker 1: Back with you, Mike when you're screaming, I'm just very upset.
Speaker 1: I'm very upset. Well overmodulated, all right, am I better now?
Speaker 1: Well a little bit post malone, Okay, thank you. Um.
Speaker 1: That reminded me of a parking sign. Scary to have it.
Speaker 1: I texted you to the parking Okay. This is a
Speaker 1: sign in front of an Indian restaurant not far from
Speaker 1: where I live. I had to go pick up Indian food,
Speaker 1: and yes, I got chicken ticua massala because that's what
Speaker 1: I eat, okay. And so the sign in front is
Speaker 1: like said, So there's two signs. There's a I'm gonna
Speaker 1: post this on my Instagram. There's a large rectangular sign
Speaker 1: and then a smaller rectangular sign under it. The big
Speaker 1: sign says no standing any time. That's pretty clear, right,
Speaker 1: no standing any time. And on the same pole it
Speaker 1: says thirty minute limit. Does that mean I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what that means? No, no, let me let me ask
Speaker 1: you well before you tell me. Does it mean that
Speaker 1: for thirty minutes I can't stand, but after thirty minutes
Speaker 1: I can, because that's what it sounds like to me.
Speaker 1: No standing thirty minute limit, then you can stand all
Speaker 1: you want. You're getting things confused. Um, you don't know. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you don't you don't know what what the what the
Speaker 1: traffic law or the traffic instruction. No standing any time means, See,
Speaker 1: you're getting it confused with no time no no, no, Brodie,
Speaker 1: you're confused with no stopping any time. So so no
Speaker 1: stopping any time, and then thirty minute limit would be
Speaker 1: like like kind of you know a weird thing, like
Speaker 1: a paradox, right, because you're not allowed to stop there.
Speaker 1: But no standing doesn't mean that you see. No standing
Speaker 1: means that you can pull up. You could, you could
Speaker 1: sit in your car with your engine, with your engine on.
Speaker 1: Hold on. That's standing. So they're giving you a thirty
Speaker 1: minute limit. No, it says no standing. No, It says
Speaker 1: no standing none. It doesn't say no stopping, no standing,
Speaker 1: you're wrong, I'm gonna I'm gonna, too bad. I don't
Speaker 1: have the brody pretty is wrong jingle. No standing any
Speaker 1: time is a legal no standing any time? I mean
Speaker 1: that means you could pull hold on. No standing means
Speaker 1: you can stop to let people out of the car
Speaker 1: or pick up some yes, yes, but no waiting for
Speaker 1: someone or loading or wait yes no no waiting. No,
Speaker 1: but trying to tell you you can let people out
Speaker 1: for thirty minutes. Yes, yes, that's what it means. It's
Speaker 1: trying to say you have thirty minutes to do your
Speaker 1: business and then you gotta get the funk out. It
Speaker 1: says you could stop to let people out of the
Speaker 1: car or pick someone that's already there, but no kiding.
Speaker 1: It says no waiting for someone or loading, unload, so
Speaker 1: no stop. So wait a second. Now, it's she just
Speaker 1: said it. Your computer just told you. Yes, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: So who's to say how long it's gonna take me
Speaker 1: to let people in or out of my car, or
Speaker 1: offload something or load something into my car. It doesn't
Speaker 1: tell you that there is. That's open ended. It's but
Speaker 1: no way. It says no waiting for someone or loading
Speaker 1: or no you can't, no loading, repeat it, repeat it.
Speaker 1: No standing. Standing means you can stop to let people
Speaker 1: out of the car or pick someone up already there,
Speaker 1: but no waiting for someone or loading or unloading property.
Speaker 1: No standing. No standing means you can't park your fucking
Speaker 1: car and walk away. That means you can't stand. There's
Speaker 1: no standing. You can't even stand. You know you could
Speaker 1: stand for thirty You could stand, and they're telling you
Speaker 1: a thirty minute limit to stand. You can't stand in
Speaker 1: your car. If I get out of my car, that
Speaker 1: I'm standing. If I'm in the car, I'm sitting. It
Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense. It should say no sitting. No,
Speaker 1: you're wrong, it's bullshit. I just told you. It says
Speaker 1: I can't. It says you can have someone out of
Speaker 1: the car. I could kick you out of my car
Speaker 1: as I'm rolling slowly got out of the car, or
Speaker 1: someone coming on the sidewalk getting the car jump through
Speaker 1: the window. That's it. That's what my option is. But
Speaker 1: apparently I've got a thirty minute limit on shoving people
Speaker 1: out of my car. If it says they can drop
Speaker 1: off passengers at this sign, tas enough of thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: Well that's why they're signing the sign. Is the sign
Speaker 1: below it is telling you that you have thirty minutes
Speaker 1: to do what you gotta do. So what if the
Speaker 1: person is really slow? Let me ask you this, what
Speaker 1: are the businesses that are directly in front of the
Speaker 1: sign that someone who is one of the businesses that
Speaker 1: are directly in front of that sign? Is it a
Speaker 1: hospital store? And the head shop? What a head shop?
Speaker 1: And they sell bonds? And that says it right there
Speaker 1: are these people are like coming anybody stone sign this
Speaker 1: stone right, So it takes that thirty minutes to the
Speaker 1: while to get in and out. So it's like you
Speaker 1: have up to thirty minutes to like figure out your ship.
Speaker 1: Hey pot head, you have thirty minutes to hurry up?
Speaker 1: You know what that's for? The for the for the
Speaker 1: high to wear off. I'm telling you, I think in
Speaker 1: this case, the sign actually underneath is telling you, yeah,
Speaker 1: because you can delly dally a little bit. Standing. See
Speaker 1: when you said the no standing sign is is kind
Speaker 1: of it's a gray it's a gray area. It's a
Speaker 1: great area. It's not a great it's not actually no,
Speaker 1: it's it's you don't know the people that worked and
Speaker 1: live there. But the no standing sign does not tell you.
Speaker 1: It does not give you a time limit on the
Speaker 1: no standing sign. So they're telling that second sign gives
Speaker 1: you the time limit. But thirty minutes parking, that's parking.
Speaker 1: If I sit in the car, it's parking. No parking
Speaker 1: is when you leave the car, right, But I could
Speaker 1: park there for a half hour if I don't get
Speaker 1: out of the car. What's the difference. The car is
Speaker 1: still sitting there. You could leave the car. You cannot
Speaker 1: leave the car. That's parking. So if you're in your
Speaker 1: car with the engine on, and let's say and say
Speaker 1: you you have your blinkers on, like you know your
Speaker 1: hazards right, hazards right, and like all right, you're waiting
Speaker 1: you know some you let somebody off, or you you're
Speaker 1: trying to put groceries in whatever, you can hang down
Speaker 1: loading it says no loading, you're unloading. You can hang.
Speaker 1: You can hang like the movie Airplane the red zone.
Speaker 1: Is what I'm saying is you have thirty minutes to
Speaker 1: do your business before you have to leave. So I
Speaker 1: can drop off a friend to go have Indian dinner
Speaker 1: by themselves while I sit in the cough for thirty minutes. Yes,
Speaker 1: and then that person dinner and buy a bong and
Speaker 1: I can sit there, but I can't go in for dinner. Yes,
Speaker 1: That's why I don't have a problem with the sign.
Speaker 1: What if What if my friend goes in and buys
Speaker 1: a bong and get some tika massala and for fifteen minutes,
Speaker 1: didn't you have you ever gone? Have you ever gone
Speaker 1: to somewhere with your wife? And then she says, I'll
Speaker 1: be right back whatever, And then you're sitting in the
Speaker 1: car like do dude, sebash your Menescalco our favorite comedian.
Speaker 1: He does. He actually has a whole series on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Hold on a whole series on Instagram of him like
Speaker 1: sitting there in the car waiting for his wife to
Speaker 1: get back. So, so what I'm trying to tell you
Speaker 1: is that is if the sign says now parking, that's legal.
Speaker 1: It's legal for him to sit there in a no
Speaker 1: standing zone. It's legal for him to sit there. If
Speaker 1: you are if you are a traffic police officer or
Speaker 1: a police officer, you know, a dot Department of Transportation.
Speaker 1: I need you to email us or tweet us whatever
Speaker 1: and tell us what the deal is, because that's Google says,
Speaker 1: no standing. Get out of the car, get in the car.
Speaker 1: I'm done. That's it. Well, you have thirty thirty minutes,
Speaker 1: thirty minutes to get the health to get get on
Speaker 1: your only if your stoned. I find nothing wrong with
Speaker 1: that sign you're trying to call. You're trying to say
Speaker 1: the sign was put up and and it made no sense.
Speaker 1: But the sign makes you say no parking thirty minutes
Speaker 1: standing is allowed. I understand that, But no standing. But
Speaker 1: you can stand for a half hour? Is it? Is it?
Speaker 1: It's a contradiction, no tradiction. But but that's not the
Speaker 1: definition of standing. It's no stopping. You think they're stopping. Yes, okay, Google, okay,
Speaker 1: now ask your your device. No stopping. What is no
Speaker 1: stopping me? I know what? No stopping means tell you
Speaker 1: ask your device, my device, okay, parking sign. What does
Speaker 1: no stopping mean? According to New York Safety Council, no
Speaker 1: stopping signs mean that you cannot stop for any reason,
Speaker 1: to drop off or pick up passengers, to wait for
Speaker 1: people to arrive, or to load or onload merchants, right right,
Speaker 1: no talking versus no standing. Hold on, yeah there you
Speaker 1: hold on. No stopping. You can't stop for any reason. Okay.
Speaker 1: There's a general when you see a sign that applies
Speaker 1: everywhere on the block. Uh, it doesn't actually sell on?
Speaker 1: Did you telling you picking at a sign that is
Speaker 1: Actually it actually makes sense to me because the no
Speaker 1: standing sign gives you a little bit more leeway than
Speaker 1: you think. People mistake it all the time for what
Speaker 1: you're thinking it means. But you're confusing it with no stopping.
Speaker 1: There's no stopping means no stop. No no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: I'm not confusing it. What I'm saying is no standing stopping. Okay,
Speaker 1: No stopping means I can stand. No stopping means I
Speaker 1: can I can't stand at all. I gotta get out
Speaker 1: of there. Usually, no stopping means you gotta get the
Speaker 1: hell out of there. Standing means you can stay like
Speaker 1: what you said, no standing. You gotta get out of there.
Speaker 1: You don't have to get in the right way, though,
Speaker 1: and they're trying to tell you you have thirty minutes
Speaker 1: to get the hell out of there. Let's get the
Speaker 1: funk out of here. I gave you new jingles to
Speaker 1: play when we go into commercial. You didn't play him, Okay,
Speaker 1: you want to. I did a Brooklyn Boys version of
Speaker 1: put You Chucked on a cat scale. All right, you
Speaker 1: didn't play it? All right, so I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: We'll do a rejing No, forget about that one. Well, well,
Speaker 1: well we'll go to the commercial now and we'll use
Speaker 1: the new jingle. How about that? No, we already did.
Speaker 1: We did? We did? I played it. It was a
Speaker 1: false start. Oh so you didn't, so we never left.
Speaker 1: We never left. Let's go to commercial for real, then
Speaker 1: play the damn new jingle. Podcast give me those commercials? Yeah, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: Well we would changes, We would hope, We would hope
Speaker 1: by the way, that you do support our sponsors, the
Speaker 1: people that you're hearing in between in between us, keep us,
Speaker 1: keep us doing the podcast. Here's the here's the problem
Speaker 1: with UM sponsors, Like we don't hear the commercials right,
Speaker 1: because we don't know what just played. Our company puts
Speaker 1: them in after the fact. So we upload the audio
Speaker 1: and we put little markers that say put the commercials
Speaker 1: here right right, and then they put them in at random.
Speaker 1: So a couple of times week like the the the
Speaker 1: was the insurance fraud. We did a whole bit about honey. No,
Speaker 1: we did a whole insurance fraud bit, and then the
Speaker 1: insurance fraud commercial played. So I'm afraid to say this,
Speaker 1: but I don't think Downey is a sponsor of our podcast.
Speaker 1: But I gotta beef with Downey. You got beef with Downey.
Speaker 1: But I didn't tell you about the practical joke that
Speaker 1: you could play on your friends. Well, let me let
Speaker 1: me just tell you the Downy the Downey thing, and
Speaker 1: it's real quick. You can tell good go, just go.
Speaker 1: You got the floor, dude. For twenty years, scary, I've
Speaker 1: been using Downy wrinkle release spray. You. We always joke
Speaker 1: you should use it because all your clothes you send
Speaker 1: out to be washed and they fold them so beautifully,
Speaker 1: but you don't do anything with them when you get them,
Speaker 1: and then you have the crease marks in your shirt, right,
Speaker 1: you have the fold marks. So I wrinkle spray my
Speaker 1: stuff to get the wrinkles out. It's wrinkle release, I
Speaker 1: call wrinkle spray, but trinkle release, right. And so for
Speaker 1: like fifteen years they had white square bottles, like there
Speaker 1: was a square at the bottom and had like a
Speaker 1: goose neck, right, And about five years ago they changed
Speaker 1: it to more of like a sexy woman's figure kind
Speaker 1: of bottle. Right, I had a little more curved to it,
Speaker 1: a little little six here, right, But I really like
Speaker 1: the white bottle. So I up the white bottle in
Speaker 1: my garage, Like, remember when these look like that? I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm weird. I have the bottle. About a
Speaker 1: month ago, give what take? They change the label completely.
Speaker 1: It used to be a pink label and a green label.
Speaker 1: Now they're all blue and you can't tell what scent
Speaker 1: it is. So part one, I don't like the new label.
Speaker 1: But they changed the sprayer. So the sprayer has always
Speaker 1: been the same sprayer, even when it was the white bottle.
Speaker 1: And you go and it's always like if you sound
Speaker 1: perfectly by the way, right, and you know, you know
Speaker 1: how if the pressure you know how much to spray
Speaker 1: on your shirt for twenty years. You're like like that,
Speaker 1: and it's the same. Well, they change the sprayer that
Speaker 1: has the long straw on the bottom so it goes
Speaker 1: in the bottle and and it sucks it up. Right.
Speaker 1: They changed it, and they and the little the little
Speaker 1: screw cap in the middle where you screw it down.
Speaker 1: It used to be like very thin little ridges, very
Speaker 1: thin little ridges so you can grip it right. Well,
Speaker 1: they changed it to instead of a rounded spray nozzle,
Speaker 1: it's very square, so there's like sharp edges on the
Speaker 1: no the gun part and on the screw head that
Speaker 1: you screwed down to the bottle. It's big ridges. And
Speaker 1: it's so big riggy, that's my new term, big riggy
Speaker 1: that it cuts into your you know, when you hold
Speaker 1: it between your thumb and your first finger, that little
Speaker 1: curve right the right the gun in there right there,
Speaker 1: it cuts into your hand. So I tweeted them and
Speaker 1: I said, oh, what's up with that? It's terrible. It
Speaker 1: cuts into your hand. So they sent me and they
Speaker 1: DMP me back and they said, we don't make the bottles.
Speaker 1: The company that makes the bottles is blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: You need to complain to them basically. So I wrote
Speaker 1: back and I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's your product.
Speaker 1: You're buying the bottles um. It's not the bottle company.
Speaker 1: It's not the pump maker's fault. They passed. They passed that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't buy them. It's it's not their fault. They make
Speaker 1: shitty pumps. You're buying the pumps. Somebody at Downey decided
Speaker 1: we're gonna switch pumps to the ones that cut your hand.
Speaker 1: So you go, show my hand hurts, show my hands bleeding. Terrible. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I went back and forth with them. They know nothing,
Speaker 1: not a coupon, not not an apology, just I need
Speaker 1: to call. I'm not gonna call. Look even me, I'm
Speaker 1: not calling the company that makes the spray bottle pumps
Speaker 1: and say you pump suck. It's that you agree. It's down.
Speaker 1: He's fault. It definitely is down. He's fault. So he's
Speaker 1: there in charge of the tooling, you know, which is
Speaker 1: the making of everything in the design from beginning to end,
Speaker 1: including the liquid that goes in it. Okay, So last week,
Speaker 1: so I brought them on Amazon. So they shipped to
Speaker 1: me with the with the with the right. So I
Speaker 1: went to Target, and I wanted to get the ones
Speaker 1: I wanted, and they didn't have them. So what I
Speaker 1: remembered was I saved my pumps from the old bottles,
Speaker 1: and now when a new bottle would come in, I
Speaker 1: take the old razor sharp pump out. Pour's a lot
Speaker 1: of work, but I don't want to cut my hand
Speaker 1: open on those razor blade pumps they have. So about
Speaker 1: a week ago, I go to Target because I'm afraid.
Speaker 1: I just like you know, I'm just gonna get to
Speaker 1: buy the Target. Maybe they've got some old pumps. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I go there. They don't have the razor
Speaker 1: blade pumps anymore. They've got a new pump. It's rounded,
Speaker 1: it's got a bigger head on it. It looks more substantial.
Speaker 1: So I buy the I buy the two bottles because
Speaker 1: that usually lasts me a month. I bring them home. Now,
Speaker 1: I told you before, when you spray them, they go
Speaker 1: straight right. This one goes. You have to grab it
Speaker 1: with two hands. The pressure is twice You need twice
Speaker 1: as much pressure too and and then nothing comes out.
Speaker 1: So if you then you squeeze it really hard and
Speaker 1: then too much comes out, it's terrible. So I don't
Speaker 1: know what advisory board, what what test group they're testing
Speaker 1: these bottles, but down he can go funk themselves. Fuck
Speaker 1: you my god, Brodie, Please, that's that's a little aggressive, scary.
Speaker 1: It's ruined my month. Pick a pump, go back to
Speaker 1: the old. My point is slices. You know there's some
Speaker 1: product you loved that they changed. They change the recipe
Speaker 1: of the soda you like, they change the sauce you
Speaker 1: used to enjoy. Your favorite pizza places. We've got new
Speaker 1: owners and they don't make the pizza the way they
Speaker 1: used to. Everybody knows what I'm talking about. Somebody funked
Speaker 1: up your products. Just thousands and thousands of slices with
Speaker 1: their eyes rolling so hard on that one right there.
Speaker 1: Now they can relate, please actually relate. They cannot do what.
Speaker 1: Thank you, dude. I think you need to do better
Speaker 1: things with your time. I really think you know what,
Speaker 1: we should hire a psychologist, are a therapist or someone
Speaker 1: and make them on podcast and put them here with me.
Speaker 1: We have no podcast. I just I cannot believe that
Speaker 1: this is really This is like making a mountain out
Speaker 1: of a mole hill. Why do you just bother you
Speaker 1: why this is like there's certain things that there's certain
Speaker 1: things in life that are worth fighting over, and like
Speaker 1: that parking sign. Another's just so trite. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: I like, I don't. I don't ask you a question,
Speaker 1: serious question. Did you did you watch the TV show Seinfeld?
Speaker 1: I loved Seinfeld? Okay? Did you sit there and yellow
Speaker 1: Jerry for being upset about cereal? Did you did you
Speaker 1: yell at George for being upset about the men and
Speaker 1: jingle being stuck in his head? I don't. Jerry Seinfeld
Speaker 1: made a billion dollars but talking about stupid but they
Speaker 1: were stilling the problem. But they were the smiers Tonight,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell him that he's gonna love it. He
Speaker 1: watched Late Night with Seth Meyers. Tomorrow night, they're doing
Speaker 1: it down. He's gonna pay for your medication. That's what
Speaker 1: he's gonna do. It's just a fucking spray bottle, brod
Speaker 1: Are you talking about it? It's not it's it's the devil. Listen, dude,
Speaker 1: what if? What is how little you're doing with your
Speaker 1: dad lost a finger? It's so sure? How long little
Speaker 1: are you doing with your day? Brody? That this is
Speaker 1: the ship that you concerns you. My ship was real
Speaker 1: with the United flight and my fucking eight hours and
Speaker 1: and all the bullshit, and then you don't need to
Speaker 1: give you a food voucher. That's a real thing, that's
Speaker 1: a real person problem that I think that people would
Speaker 1: could you could fry an egg on your head, No,
Speaker 1: scramble an egg on your head. That's important. But I
Speaker 1: don't cook anyway. I think you're the only person on
Speaker 1: earth getting so fucking wound up that out a spray
Speaker 1: bottle scary. I would imagine that ruining the product you
Speaker 1: love is more important to slices than the type of
Speaker 1: egg on your McMuffin. I gotta tell you know, there's
Speaker 1: a difference between scrambled and fried. That's these are these
Speaker 1: are the issues. These are the issues, all right. But
Speaker 1: we have different opinions. That's why we fucking worked together.
Speaker 1: Somebody somebody texted into the Morning show today regarding the
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos. By the way, it's Jeff Bezos. If you
Speaker 1: hear an expert on television, it's shriving me crazy. There's
Speaker 1: people on the cable news networks calling him Bezos. The guy,
Speaker 1: the guy just went into space. He's the biggest story
Speaker 1: of the week. I know, I know Branson went last week.
Speaker 1: I know, how do you not know it's bezos? How
Speaker 1: do you look at be easy and say bees it's bezos? Anyway,
Speaker 1: so some people the mission the mission was supposed to
Speaker 1: be eleven minutes in space. They want ten minutes. So
Speaker 1: somebody texted in Brody would be would be calling up
Speaker 1: Customers Service the extra minute. Yeah, give me my man.
Speaker 1: If I paid twenty eight million dollars for eleven minutes
Speaker 1: in space and I got ten minutes, you want nine
Speaker 1: tenths of ascent, I would be up. Yes, you would,
Speaker 1: you would want to come, Yes, I want I want it.
Speaker 1: I want right an eleventh of my money back. Because
Speaker 1: you imagine you're up at the ten minute mark and
Speaker 1: you think you have another minute, like like you're like,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take a
Speaker 1: picture of Earth in the last minute. I'll use my
Speaker 1: last minute in space to to really soak it in.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get out of my seat and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna I'm gonna levitate, I'm gonna float weightlessly.
Speaker 1: And then they go we're going back I'm sure. I'm
Speaker 1: sure Bezos was covered, you know, legally waste the video.
Speaker 1: Have you seen video from the from the Caps? Not yet.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's going to be released. All they know
Speaker 1: is listen. Richard Branson didn't go as high, right, but
Speaker 1: he had cameras and it looked like he was in
Speaker 1: an airplane. He was sitting back. He was on a
Speaker 1: G five, G five, you know. Jesse McCartney. He was
Speaker 1: chilling and he had video out the window. He's and
Speaker 1: he's quoting, he's saying face saying like quotable things about it.
Speaker 1: Bezos one up. We didn't see ship the Amazon ring doorbell.
Speaker 1: They couldn't put one in the in the thing. They
Speaker 1: couldn't put a ring doorbell on it. Should I get
Speaker 1: some video I got. I feel I feel like Bezos
Speaker 1: one higher, But I wasn't as impressed. Well, I gotta
Speaker 1: say I actually was impressed. I was impressed by both.
Speaker 1: I actually I had I almost I was the one
Speaker 1: that had a tear in my eye along with Elvis.
Speaker 1: We were crying on the radio. Yeah, because this is like,
Speaker 1: this is the first, this is the first, Well they
Speaker 1: were both first. It was cool. Yeah, it was cool
Speaker 1: that the booster landed, they can reuse it again. Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: all of everything about this this this is next. This
Speaker 1: is the next frontier, you know. So to me, this
Speaker 1: is you know, I didn't know. You know, if I
Speaker 1: would see this in my lifetime, you know, I will
Speaker 1: say I'm torn about about one thing because I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you both sides of the story, because I think
Speaker 1: he funked up. Right. So there are people, you know,
Speaker 1: how people complain, you know, like like if if you
Speaker 1: win a thousand dollars and you go in the air
Speaker 1: and you say I want a thousand dollars in Atlantic City,
Speaker 1: people will tweet in and text in, you should don't
Speaker 1: anti to charity. Right, They're already spending your money, right.
Speaker 1: People love to do that. So yeah, Bezos, Amazon, they
Speaker 1: spent we'll just say a billion dollars to do this.
Speaker 1: And it sounds like it's a pleasure trip for for
Speaker 1: a billionaire, and it is. However, it also advances the
Speaker 1: technology that someday average people can fly into space and
Speaker 1: and so like somebody texted in today and said, uh,
Speaker 1: so rich people can go and more rich people because
Speaker 1: it's it's like a hundred and fifty thou dollars some
Speaker 1: day to get in to do this if you want
Speaker 1: to buy a seat next time. Right. The thing is
Speaker 1: air travel. Getting on an airplane in the thirties and
Speaker 1: forties was only for rich people. Cars at one point
Speaker 1: were only rich people. Right. At some point it was
Speaker 1: rich people getting on the planes that then made it
Speaker 1: affordable for us to get on planes. So you have
Speaker 1: to look at it both ways. Yeah, it's a billionaire
Speaker 1: having fun, but it's also creating new technology that may
Speaker 1: make it available to you know, to travel to space,
Speaker 1: to invent new things, to find things on other planets.
Speaker 1: There is a good thing that comes out of it.
Speaker 1: So I don't mind that the guy went into space.
Speaker 1: Here's my problem because somebody texted it. Also, he's taking
Speaker 1: that money and given everyone at Amazon a race. He
Speaker 1: should have full world hunger. Well, you know what he
Speaker 1: but he hasn't have done that. A lot of second
Speaker 1: he has done that. He's vodion dollars this week, Brandson.
Speaker 1: They all have every billionaire that you could think of, right,
Speaker 1: but everybody else they've done their part. I think, right,
Speaker 1: rich people get to spend their money. You know, I'm right,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not I'm not here when we messed up.
Speaker 1: Here's where we messed up, because because everyone's always quick
Speaker 1: to spend other people's money. But here's where he messed up,
Speaker 1: where I'm on the side of the little people. When yesterday,
Speaker 1: I don't know if what, I don't know what he meant,
Speaker 1: but here's what he said. He said, I want to
Speaker 1: thank all the Amazon employees and all the Amazon customers
Speaker 1: because you paid for this trip. Now, what I think
Speaker 1: he should have said was, thank you for all the
Speaker 1: hard work you made this possible. Thank you to my
Speaker 1: customers for supporting the company. You helped make this possible.
Speaker 1: But he made it like my employees who don't make
Speaker 1: a lot of money, like you funded this whole thing.
Speaker 1: And everybody, every sucker out there who's more ever butten
Speaker 1: anything off my company. Well I saw more. I felt
Speaker 1: worse for the employees because he should have said it
Speaker 1: was your hard work, your dedication, You helped build a company,
Speaker 1: you helped advance technology for America and for the world.
Speaker 1: Like there were ways to phrase it other than hey,
Speaker 1: thanks the employees, you made it. You paid for this.
Speaker 1: The employees, I mean, they work hard. If they do
Speaker 1: like like if you've ever seen footage or talk to
Speaker 1: people who work like I. I know somebody who works
Speaker 1: in the Amazon in Staten Island, in where they work hard.
Speaker 1: They really like. You push the button and you ship
Speaker 1: arrives in a day or two. They're running around like,
Speaker 1: oh seven, I'll file, I'll do it again. They have
Speaker 1: to grab everything because you know, when you order Amazon,
Speaker 1: you don't order just cosmetics. You order cosmetics and a
Speaker 1: cable and a battery and a television. They're going from
Speaker 1: aisle to I'll putting stuff in a box for you, right,
Speaker 1: So I just think it was a better way to
Speaker 1: I think he blew it. I think he had a
Speaker 1: moment there. He blew it. But it was pretty cool.
Speaker 1: But yeah, i'd want my I'd want my minute back.
Speaker 1: You definitely want my minute back. We have to make
Speaker 1: a phone call actually, because because I don't want to
Speaker 1: something up. What I'm seeing here is is something that
Speaker 1: it can't be right. It can't be right. It's too
Speaker 1: good to be true. So we we wanted first of
Speaker 1: all acknowledge our friends. It's slice. We always say at
Speaker 1: the beginning of the podcast, Hey, pick up your pizza.
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Brooklyn Boys Podcast powered by our friends
Speaker 1: a Slice and we and we use the app all
Speaker 1: the time and we we just the service is just fantastic.
Speaker 1: They're the largest network of independent pizza rea is in
Speaker 1: the country and they're saving the little guy money and
Speaker 1: all those extra fees. Right, you know, they give top
Speaker 1: level technology to every to every pizza place they work
Speaker 1: with because you use their app and customize what you know,
Speaker 1: what you want. I love I love the app. But
Speaker 1: that's neither here nor there. Every week that we get
Speaker 1: an email from from our buddy Ben in the sales
Speaker 1: team who says, Hey, here's what Slices promotion is. They
Speaker 1: would like you to, you know, focus on this. They've
Speaker 1: got a great thing going on. You guys talk about it.
Speaker 1: But I I looked at it and I said, scary,
Speaker 1: this can't be right. You get Bet on the phone. Yes,
Speaker 1: he actually was on a mission to call the Slice
Speaker 1: people confirm okay, And Ben's cool. He has an Australian accent.
Speaker 1: Right pizza by the way, just as much as we do. Right,
Speaker 1: And what's up Ben? Is that? Ben? Yeah? Ben? What's
Speaker 1: going on? You sound like you're on a covert mission. No,
Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm ready. Can you explain what's happening here,
Speaker 1: because we didn't tell the slices yet, you're gonna tell them.
Speaker 1: You're gonna break the live on this podcast. First, let's
Speaker 1: confirm it's only it's only for New York, New Jersey
Speaker 1: and Pennsylvania though, right, that is correct. Okay, sorry to
Speaker 1: apologies to everybody else. Well, St Islands part of New York, Ben,
Speaker 1: you said, and stant Island as well. You make it
Speaker 1: sound like that they're lesser than New York. So yeah,
Speaker 1: anyway said New York, Pennsylvan Again, Ben from Australia. He's
Speaker 1: from a big island, so he's Sat Islands in island,
Speaker 1: so he's like partial to that. So talk to us, Ben, Ben,
Speaker 1: just talk, Let Ben talk. Goddamn it, Let Brent talk.
Speaker 1: You're the one paper pie parties, right fly go on
Speaker 1: their Facebook page. They'll have all the event details for
Speaker 1: your local pizzeria that is offering a free pacer. Okay.
Speaker 1: Obviously Ben is not a radio person, so he's a
Speaker 1: sales guy. You guys left the gap. You're meant to
Speaker 1: be the professional. According to what we were given, if
Speaker 1: you were in New York, New Jersey of Pennsylvania and
Speaker 1: you go to be participating Slice shop near you and
Speaker 1: show them that you have the app on your phone.
Speaker 1: You get a free pie, free pizza, plus you get
Speaker 1: some some Slice swag. Is it also true? Correct, there's
Speaker 1: merchants and a couple of bits and pieces. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: you just show the up. You're gonna give me a
Speaker 1: free pizza. To find the participating pizza is you need
Speaker 1: to go to Slice Facebook page and check out the events. Okay,
Speaker 1: Oh so see you have to first what you download
Speaker 1: Slice to your phone, go to the Facebook age, find
Speaker 1: out which the pizzaia is in your area are participating.
Speaker 1: Then go into the pizzeria with your phone, hold it up,
Speaker 1: show them you have this Slice app and they're gonna
Speaker 1: hit up with a free pizza. Also on your first
Speaker 1: order when you're ordering through delivery for these pizzaias makes
Speaker 1: you use code word Brooklyn, get your five dollars off
Speaker 1: and make your Brooklyn boys happy. Okay, thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 1: Ben Out a man of many words. Ben Henry is
Speaker 1: GM Ben Henry, oh as we call him Benry. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, my buddy Sean, he's hysterical. This dude, he
Speaker 1: was the asshole in class growing up. He was the
Speaker 1: class clown, but he was also an asshole, and he
Speaker 1: grew up to be an asshole, but people still love
Speaker 1: him anyway. That's my buddy Sean. Well, Okay, he came
Speaker 1: up with this prank which I find just brilliant. If
Speaker 1: you google fake electric socket decals. Okay, he people would
Speaker 1: ordered about a hundred of these things. He goes to
Speaker 1: bars in the summer outdoors. Yeah, and he takes the
Speaker 1: buy them Amazon in space right. These fake stickers look
Speaker 1: like look like plug sockets in the sockets just stick
Speaker 1: them places. But he like stuck them on like a
Speaker 1: coconut tree, you know, you know in the sand at
Speaker 1: the tiki bar. H He's stuck the all weird places.
Speaker 1: That is preposterous that they can actually be an outlet,
Speaker 1: but they look real and all you gotta do is
Speaker 1: then step away and watch the fun unfold. Walk around
Speaker 1: with with with a cable and a box to plug
Speaker 1: out people. Listen, everyone always needs their phone charged. So
Speaker 1: when who walks around three minutes in a crowded bar
Speaker 1: outdoors indoors, everyone's always looking for Jews everyone because their
Speaker 1: phones are always whoa whoa whoa you say Jews juice? Okay,
Speaker 1: people need their phone's charged. Your phone is always dead.
Speaker 1: When I understand that, I just so so I'm okay.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is he saw so many people just
Speaker 1: go up to the outlet and start trying to plug,
Speaker 1: you know, plug the phone in for to charge the phone.
Speaker 1: And when I think they didn't put the plug in
Speaker 1: right or yeah, they're trying to jam it in there
Speaker 1: or something to turn. Yeah, it's hysterical. People will struggle
Speaker 1: with this fake sticker anyway, if you have a chance
Speaker 1: and you want to play jokes on people in public,
Speaker 1: if you're that kind of person like us, you know,
Speaker 1: and again this is not an advertisement for Amazon or
Speaker 1: these or these socks. You could buy. You could buy
Speaker 1: all kinds of them. But I just wanted to let
Speaker 1: everybody know that that that has made his summer. He
Speaker 1: showed me. Then then he takes video. This is the
Speaker 1: creepy part. He takes video of these of these girls
Speaker 1: and guys doing this at the bar, and he's like, look,
Speaker 1: he sends me the videos like randomly throughout the day.
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah because because he day drinks a lot,
Speaker 1: like look, and he literally is creeping in the corner
Speaker 1: with his phone videotaping, like people trying to put the
Speaker 1: fucking phone into a palm tree, you know, plugging in.
Speaker 1: It's just hysterical anyway, all right, I thought I would
Speaker 1: just let you know that, see that was actually happy
Speaker 1: something that you know, that's a happy ending to it.
Speaker 1: All right, very good? Um, do you want to play
Speaker 1: some sound? We have a lot of sound, a little
Speaker 1: bit of time. Yeah, we it's creeping us. We can
Speaker 1: visit from our fever female DJ yes, yes, yes, and
Speaker 1: and our new favorite male DJ so so hold on,
Speaker 1: uh play the Field of Dreams clip. I want to
Speaker 1: tell you what this is. During the All Star Game.
Speaker 1: Before the All Star Game, they played this really well
Speaker 1: produced Major League Baseball commercial for the Yankees, and you'll
Speaker 1: hear it, and it shows the players playing what looks
Speaker 1: like superimposed on a cornfield. They made it look like
Speaker 1: Field of Dreams, the movie Feel the Dreams. Beautiful voice,
Speaker 1: powerful voiceover guy. They obviously put a lot of money
Speaker 1: into the production of this commercial to promote baseball. After
Speaker 1: the All Star break, play the clip and see if
Speaker 1: you can hear how they messed up. It's subtle. You're
Speaker 1: gonna be like broody uni picking, but this is a
Speaker 1: professional commercial. Go ahead, it's thirty years and now they
Speaker 1: are here. The Dinkies, verst the White Sox, all the
Speaker 1: field of Dreams, allus twits live for bio Fu. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so they're gonna play in in Iowa on the field
Speaker 1: where the movie was shot. Whatever, did you know what
Speaker 1: he said? It took years and he's he's versus the
Speaker 1: White Sox. Now you if you listen to this podcast,
Speaker 1: you know the word is versus versus a part of
Speaker 1: a song. This is a professional Major League Baseball commercials
Speaker 1: and now they are here. The Danks first, the White Sox.
Speaker 1: That's that's that's that's a major error. First of all,
Speaker 1: the voiceover guy doesn't know any better. The editor doesn't
Speaker 1: know any better. Major League Baseball doesn't know. Somebody approved that.
Speaker 1: And that's running running everywhere, Yes, running quick, Yes, absolutely
Speaker 1: So the Mets have and may no longer have by
Speaker 1: the time you hear this. A picture named Jared Ikough
Speaker 1: j Aikoff jaike Off, but he spells his name j
Speaker 1: E r A D, which is kind of weird for
Speaker 1: Jared jaiike Off. Anyway, Um, he was giving a postgame
Speaker 1: interview and I'm not sure what he was saying, play it.
Speaker 1: What is your approach as a picture? How difficult is
Speaker 1: it to try and find a way to get him out?
Speaker 1: You look at his weaknesses and what he's what he
Speaker 1: hasn't done or hasn't hasn't hit in the recent future? Um?
Speaker 1: What is the recent future? The recent future? He meant
Speaker 1: he meant to say the recent past? Right? But right
Speaker 1: is your approach as a picture? How difficult is it
Speaker 1: to try and find a way to get him out?
Speaker 1: You look at his weaknesses and what he's what he
Speaker 1: hasn't done or hasn't hasn't hit? Uh in the recent future? Yeah? Right,
Speaker 1: the recent future? So okay, um, do you have the
Speaker 1: Sharpton clip? Right? Okay? Al Sharpton love him or hate him?
Speaker 1: And he's polarizing he uh. He's a political activist, um uh.
Speaker 1: And he's also on cable news. But he's known for
Speaker 1: mixing up and mangling words terribly. So here's a clip.
Speaker 1: See if you can figure out what he's trying to say.
Speaker 1: April found that of think that climate policy should prioritize
Speaker 1: poor community. So again we right, so he took prioritize
Speaker 1: and made it prioritize. Okay, do you want to play
Speaker 1: the the Let's play Katie Babs first and then we'll
Speaker 1: play by new favorite Terrible DJ. So Katie Katie PABs,
Speaker 1: Katie Babs, Katie Bab. Oh, yeah, that's Kati Babs. That's
Speaker 1: just a refresh. Katie's husband is as in a mental man.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's a nice guy. I'm sure he's very talented. No,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not gonna offend a guy. But
Speaker 1: I got lucky nothing continue, Oh, that's that's mean anyway.
Speaker 1: So he's in a band. It's it's not a it's
Speaker 1: not the most popular band in the world. I'm sure
Speaker 1: it's a good band. No offense to the band. And
Speaker 1: so she's doing a break. She must be working from
Speaker 1: home and he's there, right, And so the gist of
Speaker 1: it is she knows they have a new album coming
Speaker 1: out because she's married to the guy, right, and he
Speaker 1: wants her to plug his album. And she says his
Speaker 1: name like he's a big deal, Like he's Tommy Lee
Speaker 1: from Motley Crue, right, Like he's a big deal. But
Speaker 1: I don't think he's a big deal. I think he's
Speaker 1: a deal, but he's not a big deal. So, but
Speaker 1: it's so fake. Listen to this clip, how fake it
Speaker 1: is that she doesn't know things. And she's like, I'm
Speaker 1: she's playing she's playing a part roll right, and then
Speaker 1: and then she and she's married to him. Right then
Speaker 1: he says something that that the album is coming out,
Speaker 1: and she's like, really, I had no idea. It's just
Speaker 1: it's the fakest here it is. And it's not sarcasm. No. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's listen Round the Empire or what I am. I
Speaker 1: was told to play that, by the way, because I
Speaker 1: have my husband, Hayden Tree, the base player and backup
Speaker 1: vocalist of the band, in my ear right now pause pause, Okay,
Speaker 1: So she plays her husband's song because he told her to.
Speaker 1: First of all, you know that the Sirius XM tells
Speaker 1: her what to play. Second of all, he's like, Hayden Tree,
Speaker 1: you know Hayden Tree is No, that's her husband for
Speaker 1: the context of this conversation, yes, but I don't know
Speaker 1: who he is in life. I never heard. She's like, oh,
Speaker 1: Hayden Tree. Okay again I don't okay, right, right, okay, okay, great, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, crown the Empire with what I am
Speaker 1: I was told to play that, by the way, because
Speaker 1: I have my husband, Hayden Tree, the base player and
Speaker 1: backup vocalist of the band, in my ear right now.
Speaker 1: She's completely lying, by the way, I didn't totally play
Speaker 1: at all. Okay, but Loki Crown the Empire is working
Speaker 1: on new music and I wish I could tell you
Speaker 1: what's going on because it's badass and I have heard
Speaker 1: some of it and it's heavy as hell. But when
Speaker 1: are we going to get that? Hubby? Very very soon? Soon?
Speaker 1: When you guys realized right, really? Oh well, I wasn't
Speaker 1: aware of that anyways. My name is Katy PAMs Octane.
Speaker 1: Let's keep it going with Spearbox is a secret cat.
Speaker 1: She's so fucking bad as a DJ. How about him?
Speaker 1: She can't get out of it like she can't get
Speaker 1: out of it, she and and everything. Okay, well that's
Speaker 1: great hole. My name is Katie Pass. Will we know that? Well?
Speaker 1: How about what When he says, she's just it's I
Speaker 1: wish I could tell you because it's so good. It's
Speaker 1: she does like you and then and then he says, uh,
Speaker 1: she goes, it's come what you're cutting that? You're cutting
Speaker 1: out like a beast. I don't know something's up right there?
Speaker 1: Oh edit, No, we don't edit on my back. You've
Speaker 1: been back. You just you came back in time to anyway.
Speaker 1: So I'm back. I'm back. Take a breath, David browdy, So,
Speaker 1: he says. She says, I wish, I wish because I
Speaker 1: wish I could tell you when it's coming out? Right?
Speaker 1: She like, she hasn't spoken to her husband, and he says,
Speaker 1: it's coming out sooner than you. What does he say?
Speaker 1: Sooner than you might think? It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: It's not a sentence anyone use, he goes. He has
Speaker 1: something like, uh, sooner than you might even think? Sooner
Speaker 1: than What does that mean? What does that? Why don't
Speaker 1: you don't know how how I'm thinking? So? How do
Speaker 1: you know? Right? Sooner than you might even like? You
Speaker 1: can't believe how soon it's gonna come out? So what
Speaker 1: you tell He told me nothing Here we got okay,
Speaker 1: But Loki Crown the Empire is working on new music
Speaker 1: and I wish I could tell you what's going on
Speaker 1: because it's badass and I have heard some of it
Speaker 1: and it's heavy as hell. But when are we going
Speaker 1: to get that happy? Very very soon? Sooner than you
Speaker 1: guys realized. Really, well, I wasn't aware of that anyways.
Speaker 1: My name is Katie's let's keep you going with speary.
Speaker 1: But you were aware of that, right, sooner than you
Speaker 1: might read, sooner than you'd even realize. How long is that?
Speaker 1: How long is sooner than you would even realize? You
Speaker 1: put the guy on the radio to blow the doors
Speaker 1: off you. Still, I don't know. I wish I could,
Speaker 1: I wish I could say, but I can't. And then
Speaker 1: he goes, it's coming out soon? Really how soon? Sooner
Speaker 1: than you even realize? Is that? What is that? Well,
Speaker 1: my my guess is if it wasn't midnight that same night,
Speaker 1: then his comment made no sense because if it's two
Speaker 1: weeks from it's two weeks from now, it's Christmas, it's
Speaker 1: coming off a Christmas and it's heavy as hell. I
Speaker 1: heard it, and then I was unaware of that. No,
Speaker 1: you're aware of everything. You're married to the guy, you're
Speaker 1: you're broadcasting from your bedroom. And oh, by the way,
Speaker 1: my name is Katy. Thanks for hangings that. At the
Speaker 1: end of it, going into every song, she said my
Speaker 1: name because she doesn't have to end it right, Okay,
Speaker 1: So now This was a big thing in the nineties.
Speaker 1: My dogs are barking, I could tell um, so you know,
Speaker 1: hold on, I gotta text somebody coming to meet me
Speaker 1: here in a few minutes. So uh uh we have
Speaker 1: old DJs in the nineties used to talk up the
Speaker 1: songs and uh remember that it was a big thing,
Speaker 1: buddy as somebody, well somebody what you're talking about talking
Speaker 1: to the song or talking up to talking to the songs?
Speaker 1: Y so so in the nineties are buddy Cobby used
Speaker 1: to do did this once. It was hilarious in the nineties.
Speaker 1: So you know the song wish you could step back
Speaker 1: from that ledge? My friend I blind? Can we go
Speaker 1: what did one pigeon say to another pigeon? And then
Speaker 1: I wish you could step back right away? Boom right.
Speaker 1: So sometimes back in the day, DJs would you didn't
Speaker 1: finish you didn't finish it. So you talk about Jumper
Speaker 1: by third, I blind right Jumper, he would hit the song.
Speaker 1: So let me give you another example, because this is
Speaker 1: the all time classic where Cubby would be like, this
Speaker 1: next song costs nine cents, and then the phone caller
Speaker 1: would be like, here's a dollar, and then Cubby would
Speaker 1: be like here's your nickelback. And I never made it
Speaker 1: as a wise man. That was Now, that was great.
Speaker 1: That was again that's a long time ago, that's but
Speaker 1: that was. That was it was expecting of us to
Speaker 1: be clever that way, and that's what that was. That
Speaker 1: was the style at the time. Style. It's like the hair.
Speaker 1: It's like a new hair, dude. It's it's like a fashion.
Speaker 1: Sense of the money. But you you would admit that
Speaker 1: part of the funny is timing it perfectly to the song. Right. Okay,
Speaker 1: So now just to give we've talked about this a
Speaker 1: lot of times on satellite radio. Even in real radio,
Speaker 1: the DJ is not live talking into the song intro, right,
Speaker 1: so they might record themselves and then line it up
Speaker 1: so it ends perfectly when the song begins. Now, this
Speaker 1: guy you're gonna hear a is not doing this live.
Speaker 1: He had time to edit his voice and line it
Speaker 1: up with the song. Yes. Now he's trying to do
Speaker 1: a joke where he's he's talking to the song and
Speaker 1: wants the song to answer his question, but he's not
Speaker 1: timing it well. And you could hear him stretching to
Speaker 1: get to the point where the song starts. As it's live.
Speaker 1: It's just terrible. Where did you find? This? Was on
Speaker 1: the seventies channel on serious satellite radio. I was scrolling through,
Speaker 1: like going, you know, scrolling through the channels. I got
Speaker 1: to seven and I heard a song I like seven
Speaker 1: seventies on seven. So I want you to hear this
Speaker 1: guy and again he The part that really bothers me
Speaker 1: is he asks a question and says, he's a question
Speaker 1: everybody's been asking. We finally have an answer. It's not
Speaker 1: a question anybody's and asking. Okay, go ahead and play
Speaker 1: the clip. It's just it's scary. Your eyes is gonna
Speaker 1: pop out of your head, your ears gonna pop out. Party.
Speaker 1: I hope you're having a good Saturday, Happy fourth of
Speaker 1: July weekend, Big Rock and All radio program for you. Today,
Speaker 1: we have Billy Corgan answering the question that we've been
Speaker 1: asking ourselves for years. Billy, would you please answer the
Speaker 1: question for us? Now? What, sir? Is the world? The
Speaker 1: world is timing? Is everything's okay? Okay? Wow, there's so
Speaker 1: many things wrong. First of all, have we really been
Speaker 1: asking ourselves that question for all this time? No? Have
Speaker 1: we hurt? I could hurt hearing in his voice how
Speaker 1: he was stretching. He was starting play it again and
Speaker 1: just listen. Oh my god, it's hardy, hardy. The whole
Speaker 1: thing is a mess. But and she's like going, no, no,
Speaker 1: we go we wanted to know this. We're gonna add
Speaker 1: And by the way, he's supposed to pause for a second,
Speaker 1: pregnant pause, and then let him answer because people don't
Speaker 1: react like that in real life. You're funked up, buddy.
Speaker 1: You're having a good Saturday, happy fourth of July weekend,
Speaker 1: big rock and roll radio program for you. Today we
Speaker 1: have Billy Corgan answering the question that we've been asking
Speaker 1: ourselves for years. No we have in Dilly, would you
Speaker 1: please answer the question for us? Now? What is the world?
Speaker 1: The world is? That was his big That was his
Speaker 1: the highlight of his show. He said, the whole day
Speaker 1: up around, I'm going to do that. I can't that song.
Speaker 1: That song is fifteen, sixteen, seventeen years old, and he's
Speaker 1: waited that long for that show. That is actually that
Speaker 1: song is actually twenty five years old. Seven years old.
Speaker 1: You'reight seven years old, you're right, yeah, yeah, so he's
Speaker 1: waited twenty seven years. It's the question we've all been
Speaker 1: asking ourselves. Really, Oh my god, I can't like nickelback
Speaker 1: makes sense by the legion from the last, of course
Speaker 1: it does. But you know when he asked a question
Speaker 1: like that and he's stammering, it's edited. The world is
Speaker 1: a vampire? What is the world? What does it mean?
Speaker 1: What does it even mean? What? I scary? I woke
Speaker 1: up this morning, Slices. You know you woke up wondering
Speaker 1: what the world was? Is the what is the world of?
Speaker 1: Is it? What is the world? Is the world a
Speaker 1: video game? Please? Billy Corgan the world vampire? Can we
Speaker 1: hear one more time? Just if you have the guys,
Speaker 1: if you have a dream to go into radio, if
Speaker 1: you're gonna go to college, if you're gonna go to
Speaker 1: one of like radio schools, like after college or before college,
Speaker 1: is like like a radio tech school you want? This
Speaker 1: is what you This guy's name Happy Harry, hard On Herty, Hearty,
Speaker 1: happy Heart. This is the clip you play yourself to
Speaker 1: not do when you get into radio. Yeah, I hope
Speaker 1: you're having a good No, you're not. You three months
Speaker 1: on this joke? Here it is Hello, it's Hardy, Hope
Speaker 1: you're having a good Saturday. Happy fourth of July weekend
Speaker 1: big rock and roll radio program. Finally stop right there.
Speaker 1: I hate that they go big. They use the word
Speaker 1: big and program people do it all the time that
Speaker 1: the big, the big show, the big program. But that's
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that it's seventies, seventies. It's the big show,
Speaker 1: the big program. I want, I want to apologize. Obviously
Speaker 1: I made a mistake. This was nice. I guess this
Speaker 1: was nineties on nine. Obviously about to say, why are
Speaker 1: they playing a Billy Corgan song on in on seventies
Speaker 1: on seven? No, No, it's nineties on apologize because you
Speaker 1: know what, because I did. I did tape a guy
Speaker 1: a seventies on seven DJ. But in retrospect it wasn't
Speaker 1: that funny. And I remember now the nineties. Worse sound
Speaker 1: of of a DJ in the nineties that was playing
Speaker 1: that kind of music is more just you know, anti
Speaker 1: disestablished mantarianism. I'll use that word again, and like, do
Speaker 1: you know what that means. It's it's like, fuck the world,
Speaker 1: this funk. Everybody like the half half caring about, half
Speaker 1: caring about what you're saying, and just you you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. There was a hoption of anti disestablishmentarianism.
Speaker 1: It was more like, according to dictionary dot com, anti
Speaker 1: disestablishmentarianism is opposition to a breaking away from an established church.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, establishment. No, no, anti establishment is what you
Speaker 1: meant either way. Anti disestablishmentarianism is breaking away from the church.
Speaker 1: Oh excuse me, well that's the same thing. It's about
Speaker 1: being a rebel. But this guy has sort of this
Speaker 1: guy has none of the makings of that sound, the
Speaker 1: delivery of DJ that would be playing Sam Garden in Nirvana,
Speaker 1: you don't know, talking about a sense you know, would
Speaker 1: make more sense if Katie Babbs was on the nineties channel.
Speaker 1: She sounds like a nineties jock. He sounds like a
Speaker 1: seventies jock. He does right, Like if Katie Babs was
Speaker 1: telling that joke, Hey Billy Corgan, what's the world and
Speaker 1: he's like, the world's a vampire, You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: It's like then you get it. Then you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: the world's a vampire, because it's like you're you're twenty
Speaker 1: and you're like, yeah, fun, the world it's a vampire.
Speaker 1: It's right, you're supposed to talk like you're on lithium
Speaker 1: or something like you half care about. No, lithium is
Speaker 1: channel thirty four. That's that's the that's the nineties. That's
Speaker 1: that's the lithium channel. This song will be on lithium though, yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be on lithium, could it be? But it's
Speaker 1: on nineties but because the point is yeah, But anyway,
Speaker 1: Happy Harry Harden. Hello, it's Hardy Hope you're having a
Speaker 1: good Saturday, happy fourth of July weekend, big rock and
Speaker 1: roll radio program for you. Today, we have Billy Corgan
Speaker 1: answering the question that we've been asking ourselves we have
Speaker 1: for years. Dealers, would you please answer the question for us? Now, what, sir,
Speaker 1: is the world? The world is a vampire. That's okay,
Speaker 1: I god, that is the world's worst break No, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, which is worse? Katie Babs are Hardy. It's tough.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Hardy because he tried too. Hardy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he had my thought about it, like as bad as
Speaker 1: that that break hard he's worse. He's worse. I'm sure
Speaker 1: he's a nice guy. I'm sure he's done good radio.
Speaker 1: But that right there, that's that's what not to do,
Speaker 1: my friends. That is that's that's going to driving school.
Speaker 1: That's the car accident, right, that's where they go. Don't
Speaker 1: do that. Don't turn into traffic. That that right there
Speaker 1: is just avoid that. If you hear a song, you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out, Like if you're doing college radio,
Speaker 1: you're like, I have a great idea, I have a
Speaker 1: great don't no, no, don't, don't don't you don't, don't, don't, don't,
Speaker 1: don't ask questions of music, don't do it. Wow, well listen,
Speaker 1: we have to roll out of here, so we do.
Speaker 1: On that note, kti babs um. Yeah. In the meantime, remember,
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