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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode. Kevin pol did you listen?

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Speaker 1: You know that your ears are not what you've talked

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Speaker 1: to now, then if you understand me your ears. But

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Speaker 1: I digress. Let's be the rockham and shall we in

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Speaker 1: no particular order, Let's go to Jackie Hello, Hello, better

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Speaker 1: than all the rest and still humble. Tell us what

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Speaker 1: you need to get done before labor day? Well, weirdly,

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Speaker 1: we're less than a month from labor day. Yeah, which

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Speaker 1: is so crazy. Um, My husband and I are shooting

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Speaker 1: a short film Keep Talking in two weekends, so we

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Speaker 1: definitely have to get that done before labor day. Those

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Speaker 1: are big plans. Um. We were rewriting it. That's the

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Speaker 1: thing that we just keep tweaking it because we wanted

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Speaker 1: to speak more in you know. Yeah, you don't want

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Speaker 1: me acting, that's for sure. We're trying to rewrite it

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Speaker 1: so that you're like simultaneously at a tennis court and

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Speaker 1: tossing pizza and fishing and you can do all of that. Yep,

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Speaker 1: know how to use a phone booth? Please say hello

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Speaker 1: to Chris Anthony Alvarado too pretty to be funny. If

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Speaker 1: you're even more handsome, sixty year old self could come

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Speaker 1: back in in time and say anything to your current self.

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Speaker 1: What would it be? You don't need to be so afraid, beautiful,

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Speaker 1: you don't even so what are you so fucking afraid? Though?

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Speaker 1: Let's go do it. Just go make that short film,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, the fucking short Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's beautiful. I'm I'm no shoot now he's okay, Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's our Gagliardi. Hello, Django, Johnny Jim. Have you fired

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Speaker 1: a weapon? Uh? Yeah, fired just today? You know? Um

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Speaker 1: I fired when I was in high school. Uh, my

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Speaker 1: drama teacher taught me how to make a potato cannon,

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Speaker 1: which is amazing. You get a big length of PVC

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Speaker 1: pipe and you attach a slightly larger end of it

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Speaker 1: so it looks like a big medicine dropper. Then you

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Speaker 1: spray hairspray into it, kick the barbecue ignition lighter, and

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Speaker 1: the potato that you've loated in the other end will

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Speaker 1: shoot out at a velocity fast enough. We found out

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Speaker 1: to raise a barn that needed to be raised, so

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Speaker 1: we uh, we took down the walls of a building

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Speaker 1: with a potato gun. It was awesome, Okay, other than

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Speaker 1: just teaching all of our listeners how to do that?

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Speaker 1: May ask the follow up question, Sure, um, what was

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Speaker 1: your drama instructor doing teaching students to build weapons? Well,

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Speaker 1: my dramas ructor this is in Tennessee. We needed the wood, uh,

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Speaker 1: to make a set for the delightful play The Diviner's

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Speaker 1: a movie plus. So to get the wood, Uh, he

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Speaker 1: was like, we're gonna tear down this old barn um.

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Speaker 1: But if we're gonna do it, we might as well

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Speaker 1: have fun doing it. So he taught us all how

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Speaker 1: to use a potato cannon. Wow, he wins. And last,

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Speaker 1: but only burnt toast smells for you if you think

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Speaker 1: of least, it's Joey where fart stats Bratt to find

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Speaker 1: your core for us, I'll tell you my core one, two, three,

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Speaker 1: All right, that's somebody abbosite guy. And I'm not even

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Speaker 1: talking about the obliques. You know what I'm saying, because

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Speaker 1: when I get in there, when I do your emotional core,

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Speaker 1: if we could, I don't know, let's do the shoot.

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Speaker 1: that email for listeners. Again is Alchemy. This seen one

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Speaker 1: comes from patroon Alchemy Inia Michael Russo, who wrote, Hey, James,

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Speaker 1: found my review and read it aloud. I am the

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Speaker 1: buttermilk Jones. You guys are great. Then he added, Hey, Kevin,

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Speaker 1: are these donuts for everyone? And then he added good evening, Kevin.

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Speaker 1: This may get a bit lengthy, so feel free to

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Speaker 1: edit as you see it as you he fit. A

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Speaker 1: while ago, I fell into a YouTube warmhole of comedy

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Speaker 1: clips and came across Avid of you doing imps impersonations

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Speaker 1: but only using one word to capture their essence, Liam

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Speaker 1: Neeson the one word bananas. So there it is my

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Speaker 1: scene suggestion, Liam Needson's banana cabana. Every banana I see

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Speaker 1: is a banana. Also, are these donuts for anyone? We're

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Speaker 1: still waiting on, Mr Neeson? Uh, can you just keep

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Speaker 1: an eye out at the front? Liam Neeson. Okay, We're

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Speaker 1: gonna need everyone to do a Liam Neeson. Okay, because

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Speaker 1: this is this is a grand opening of Liam Neeson's

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Speaker 1: Banana Cabana. Okay, so everyone needs to get the best

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Speaker 1: Leam Neeson we can be, okay for when Mr Neeson

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Speaker 1: comes in, he's expecting all of us to be Liam Neeson. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he's doing seven minutes. Then then then let's let's be ready.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna teach everyone to do him in that time. Now, rough,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna know. You were supposed to do this already.

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Speaker 1: That was in the handbook. If you don't already have

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Speaker 1: a Lee Nisan, what are you even doing here? Let's

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Speaker 1: hear yours banana? Great? That was great. It takes thank you.

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Speaker 1: It was really really good. He might need to be

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Speaker 1: an accent. I'm not coming from it's so deep. It's

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Speaker 1: from the heart because I love him so much. I

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Speaker 1: actually I'm not qualified for this job at all. Um.

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Speaker 1: My uncle's best friend's son found out how much I

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Speaker 1: love Willam Neeson and he hooked me up. So what

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Speaker 1: do you what do you mean qualifier for this joff? Well,

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Speaker 1: meaning that I've a service experience, No know what the

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Speaker 1: fun makes chance I have his babysitting. What, oh my god. Okay,

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Speaker 1: al right, well then just just just make sure bread

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Speaker 1: all girls, yeah, all girls, okay, okay, just just just

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Speaker 1: restock bread. Just restock bread, the banana bread, restocked the

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Speaker 1: nana bread. Okay. When people are out here in the sun,

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Speaker 1: they're gonna want their banana bread, so just bring it out. Okay, yeah, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, don't worry. I've got this. What do I mean,

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Speaker 1: don't worry? Ralph doesn't know how to do with Liam Neeson.

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Speaker 1: You're not a server. I think if Ralph deep, like

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Speaker 1: dug deep into his heart, he can find one. Let

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Speaker 1: me try. Nan Oh, it's a little Oh that was

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Speaker 1: really really bad. And if you do that in front

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Speaker 1: of Liam Neeson, you're doing the same thing. Excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Is this no longer in olive garn? No, it's not. No,

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Speaker 1: it's not This is a Liam Neeson's banana cabana. What

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Speaker 1: the hell is that? Well? I'm glad. Is there unlimited

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Speaker 1: bread stick? There was unlimited banana bread, but only for

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Speaker 1: the people at the cabana by the pool. Howney, Let's

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Speaker 1: just stay, let's stay. But we always eat it Olive Garden.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to take my wife out for an

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Speaker 1: anniversary dinner. Well, then this would be a perfect place.

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Speaker 1: Why not something so romantic as Liam Neeson's Banana Cabana. Mr,

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Speaker 1: you said unlimited banana breathon? Alright, Dad, I love you

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Speaker 1: by ship. It's bad. What happened. I think my parents.

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Speaker 1: I think they simultaneously have gotten dementia or something simultaneously. Look,

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Speaker 1: it's Thursday night, right, Yep, Thursay night. Is there all

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Speaker 1: of Garden night? Ryan? I usually get him a call,

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Speaker 1: just tell I love you. I always say, like, you know,

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Speaker 1: like unlimited or you know whatever, and Alfred a sauce

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Speaker 1: Will give me one reason? Do you sense that they

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Speaker 1: said they were at This makes me emotional because it's

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Speaker 1: like so fucking crazy they're at the Olive. It would

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Speaker 1: Olive restaurant or like the Mediterranean dinner. But that yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: they said they were at Lean Neeson's. Welcome to Liam

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Speaker 1: Neeson's Banana Rama Banana banana ban No, it's Liam Neeson's

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Speaker 1: banana cavana. Um. Sorry, I'm training um, welcome to Liam

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Speaker 1: Neeson's Banana Bandit. Okay, welcome, Listen Neeson Devin, Okay, it's okay.

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Speaker 1: I'm just training, but I'm doing great, Honey, you're doing

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Speaker 1: greats don't say that. Okay, Oh goodness. If if this

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Speaker 1: was a garden, we'd already be at the salad bar.

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Speaker 1: We're having a new experience. We said we wanted to

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Speaker 1: experience new things. Does everything on the menu have on

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Speaker 1: banana compouent? I mean, like I knew they were losing

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Speaker 1: it because my dad thought that the all garden has

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Speaker 1: a uh salad bar, you know, And I was like,

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Speaker 1: so he was certain to slip already. You know, if

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Speaker 1: they don't have it, they don't have that bear never did.

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Speaker 1: My name is Stacy, and I've got a very particular

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Speaker 1: set of skills to serve you up very well tonight.

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Speaker 1: Oh thank you. That was good. Are you enjoying it

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Speaker 1: here at Liam Neeson's Banana Cabana now? Is it all like?

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Speaker 1: Is it all taking references? Or are you all is

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Speaker 1: there like Schindler's list uff going on tour? There's some

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Speaker 1: of that were we taste all we get a taste

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Speaker 1: of all of his movies as well as all of

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Speaker 1: these delicious bana trees sell. Leave these menus here for

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Speaker 1: you and I'll be back. Sure. He's calling, Hey Dad, Wait,

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Speaker 1: Liam's there with you. He's saying, Liam's there's not with

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Speaker 1: Liam Neeson. I'll put it on speaker dead. Are you there?

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Speaker 1: He says he has a very particular set of skills. Mom,

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Speaker 1: are you okay? I'm fine, Honey. We're at Liam Neeson's

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Speaker 1: Banana Cabana and he said he's there now, Liam Neeson,

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Speaker 1: he's right here in the honey, are you okay? Are

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Speaker 1: you guys okay? Asking deep fried plantains as an appetizer.

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Speaker 1: these plantains. Well, okay, then put on Liam sent I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry. This is weird nor Hyeah. Hello, Hello. I

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Speaker 1: don't know who you are, but those are my parents, okay,

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Speaker 1: and obviously who you are. But you've got a long

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Speaker 1: be on it, and I hope that you're not. Say something.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try. Some of them will already be dead,

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Speaker 1: but some of them are going to live. Don't kill

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Speaker 1: my parents, Mr Nason, what so, yes, m I'm here

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Speaker 1: to actually have them have a wonderful time at my

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Speaker 1: banana cabana. Very good times and delicious food. Right, it's good. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the good news. But what was that salad par thing

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Speaker 1: all about? Finn? Yeah, see that's a good point. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. It all sounds so good. Can you read

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Speaker 1: the specials one more time? I can, um, but I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna say, like, I can't do any more phone calls. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: I just sweat so much I had to switch my beauniform.

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Speaker 1: And we don't have that many in my size. You're

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Speaker 1: very tiny. You need to eat something? Do you not

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Speaker 1: eat the banana bread? Doesn't eat the banana bread? Two

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Speaker 1: we can we take some to go? If we if

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Speaker 1: we want? Can we just can we get the banana bread?

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Speaker 1: And in one of those, um, I could have saved

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Speaker 1: one more bags. Absolutely, thank you. Throw that in there

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Speaker 1: for you, and I'll read you the specials just one

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Speaker 1: more time. We've got a very dangerous bananas. And also

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Speaker 1: and also hi, Kurt yep, Kurt Fambler. Hi. Uh, it's

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Speaker 1: and that you might be the only individual who has

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Speaker 1: all right, and uh I I'm here to ask you

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Speaker 1: for that help. Who sent you a friend of ours,

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Speaker 1: mutual friend. You might know him Tim, That's exactly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you met with him a couple of days ago. He

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Speaker 1: was talking about leave Neeson was like correct, and he

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Speaker 1: I say? I want what I want, and I want

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Speaker 1: my fake face. I want my make face. Your face

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Speaker 1: is wonderful. I love your face. I love your real face. Face. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that No, no, we made a funk. We made a

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Speaker 1: exactly right. Our commitments are more important than your shredding

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Speaker 1: Come here, Come here, Look in the mirror. Look in

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Speaker 1: seems everything has been routed there. There's no more internet. Really,

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Speaker 1: everything has just stopped online. From what our last data

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Speaker 1: I believe it's Elon Musk. Just keep just keep Oh

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Speaker 1: the landline. This is great. This is problem solving. We

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Speaker 1: But what does he have a landline? This is his house.

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Speaker 1: Let's just look, where would it be, Alexa, we're the landlord?

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Speaker 1: Are you my dad? Are you my daddy? What's this?

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Speaker 1: Who the fund is it? What? Why is this a

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Speaker 1: smoky in here? Kid? Are you smoking? Uh? Huh? Okay,

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Speaker 1: do you know where the phone is? Follow me? Okay, wait,

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Speaker 1: I don't think this is a good idea. I don't either.

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Speaker 1: I'm so scared follow this kid through the smoke. Okay,

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Speaker 1: anath and Crlton? It's cool? Alright? What the do Dan

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Speaker 1: doing here? Side? What? What? What? What the fund? Was

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Speaker 1: I don't know anything about him? Its just dad, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's out front or in the back. I mean he's

415
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 1: in them. Are we gonna stop this? We gotta stop this.

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00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 1: We've got to use the internet. No no, no, no, no,

417
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: no no no. Show us what the phone is, Show

418
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 1: us what the phone? Okay, all right, we're just gonna

419
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:04,639
Speaker 1: climb up this cheat on. Oh, I'll start treating you

420
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: know what, Sarah? You know what. I love you the

421
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 1: way you are, and I know all of our friends

422
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 1: love you the way they are. And rules be damned.

423
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: Let's go to that barbecue me and my wife the Internet. God,

424
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 1: I love you so fucking mind. I love you so

425
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: fucking much. Come on, how much I love you? Ver?

426
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: Please air air? What are all these sun Is that

427
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: y'all have a dial up modem? What's going on? That

428
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: is seen too? A buddy Boy three comes from patron

429
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: I P. Boots ring G Hi that Kevin, here's a

430
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: suggestion flashlight enthusiasts. Enthusiasts and flashlight enthusiasts have booked their

431
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 1: conference on the same weekend. Now, Boots follow that up

432
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: with Hi, Kevin, I accept that the last suggestion wasn't good,

433
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: but neither is this one. And then it's a suggestion

434
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 1: about James heeney Um, so yeah, so we're going with

435
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 1: the flashlight Kevin. Kevin, you read you always every few

436
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 1: episodes because there's like you can go through them, you

437
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 1: can reply thinks so much not this time. And I

438
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: always think if I read the patron v I P

439
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: s and they are are just ill advised and and

440
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 1: should be thrown in the trash heap, then I'm going

441
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: to get feedback. And that's what you've allowed, and I

442
00:29:56,080 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: appreciate that. Alright, Flashlight and flashlight conferences. Double. The great

443
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: thing about this flashlight is that it actually um floats

444
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: in the water as well. So if you're in some

445
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: kind of storm and obviously use power and you need light,

446
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 1: but oh my gosh, now there's a bunch of water

447
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: for the flashlights. Quick question, how do we fuck that? Yeah?

448
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: Where do we put our dicks in that flashlight? Tell them?

449
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:30,959
Speaker 1: So this flashlight takes to where do they put their dukes? Um?

450
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 1: I would say that you keep them in your pants

451
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 1: and then you um pressed this button to just ignite.

452
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: All right, we're getting swamped here. Okay. As a medical staff,

453
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 1: we were we were not told this was going to

454
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: be going about. Look, there's a lot of guys out

455
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 1: there who are getting battery burn on the huas. Okay,

456
00:30:54,920 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: was a man who the giant? Okay, son, now it's

457
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 1: time for the talk of the birds at the beach.

458
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 1: All right. Now, I've withheld this from you for a

459
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 1: number of years due to our strong religious beliefs. But

460
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:21,479
Speaker 1: you must know what what a man's business is called. Okay,

461
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 1: all right, it's called a who ha Okay, mind, yeah,

462
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 1: that's your who haa that you're touching right now. And

463
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: what is a lady. What is a lady? Doesn't happ anything?

464
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 1: A man has a who haleman has nothing that a

465
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: congregation needs to know that the Bible might have information

466
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: that is reserve breach. Do you see what just came

467
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 1: out his mouth? Baby? Is that all babies are made

468
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: like Dana. I know this is your first Vegas events, um,

469
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 1: and I think you're doing great. But what are we

470
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: trying to do here? So I'm trying to Oh you

471
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 1: tell me well, you well, I hope we're on the

472
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 1: same page. You're trying to sell these flashlights, right, yes, okay,

473
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 1: So when you're giving the information about the floating good,

474
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: talking about battery life, good, good, wattage, led, all good words.

475
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 1: Have all of those words in my in my personal

476
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 1: lexicon of words that I use. I am so sorry.

477
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: Mr Humphries. Yeah, the credit card for the room you

478
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 1: have at the Blago before you come on, Give you

479
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 1: one second, just answer the questions whenever they asked give

480
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 1: him an answer? Do you um sorry you were saying

481
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: the credit card was declined again? What you know what?

482
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 1: It's good because I wanted to pay cash anyway, we

483
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:16,239
Speaker 1: need a credit card now? Have um? Okay? Which one

484
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: did I give you with what were the last four

485
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: and that four digits? Yeah, it was the last four cards,

486
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 1: because I'm not sure you're gonna be able to stay

487
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: at the belas well. This is my business. Actually, you

488
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: see that. I'm a business owner. You see her, she

489
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: works for me. So like I got income coming in,

490
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: I could just pay cash. It would be really helpful

491
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: to clean the room. Yes, sir, we're gonna be switching

492
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: you out. And from what it looks like from the

493
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: balled up pieces of paper right there, it looks like

494
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 1: you've got six dollars in total. You want to pay

495
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 1: the room for six dollars. A lot has changed because

496
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 1: I didn't realize this is all happening in my m D. Now,

497
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 1: this little baby here is state of the art. And

498
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:12,760
Speaker 1: you'll notice as I hit the on button here and okay,

499
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 1: I am not getting any light out of that. The

500
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 1: batteries need to be changed. Just have to unscrew the

501
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 1: bottom here and all it takes, ladies and gentlemen's four

502
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:38,280
Speaker 1: D batteries. Four quick, get it, heynger, Quit hogging it alright, Marines.

503
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: When I when I say go, give me to just

504
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:49,400
Speaker 1: to push up who that means dick. Yeah, just you

505
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: gotta touch it. When you say I gotta give it

506
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,879
Speaker 1: a gotta, you gotta give it a light touch. When

507
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: you say it means stick. Did you know that it doesn't?

508
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: We say who rah Here sir, the Marines, we say

509
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 1: who rack. No, sir, you're gonna get so now you're

510
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: gonna get bush poster. You called me. You all called

511
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,479
Speaker 1: me a poster. You're all gonna get. You're all gonna

512
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 1: get your ask Know that guy who called you out,

513
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: Thank you, everybody, thank you. I know I'm gonna answer

514
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 1: all your questions right now. Nobody gonna eat until he

515
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: solved this. Probably okay, that the question. I'm trying to

516
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:42,399
Speaker 1: get to the sound buffet. There are two conferences going

517
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 1: on at the same time. Which one the flashlights right

518
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: and the flashlight saying the same thing? Difference, honey, I

519
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 1: think he's saying the same thing. What's the difference? Who

520
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: who ra? And boo yah who ha? Okay, okay, alright?

521
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:09,359
Speaker 1: Is this banana bread unlimited? You know what? Stick your

522
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: things wherever you want to put them, all right, put

523
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 1: whatever you got. A woman and you've got nothing, you

524
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:21,399
Speaker 1: can't put anything out. It's just nothing is that true.

525
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: I am so I'm so sorry to interrupted sir. Mr Humphreys,

526
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 1: can't tet you for a second. You're supposed to be

527
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,839
Speaker 1: working in the kitchen. Okay, you're paying off the room.

528
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 1: You're paying off the room. All right, we don't need

529
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: it here oh here? So what were you saying? Don't

530
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 1: tell me over here? Okay, sorry, sir, I know you're

531
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: my boss now, I'm just not used to this. What

532
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: happened to my assistant Diana? I don't know she had

533
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: my booth. The last thing we know she signed up

534
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: at the marine stand at the Blago ship. Okay, okay,

535
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 1: we need those salads that come now. We're one of

536
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 1: the Choplin Seeson. So you want to open another Bandanna

537
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 1: Cambana in Vegas? Yeah yeah, we we feel now is

538
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 1: the time to dry. I've been told that we're losing

539
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: money on all the ones that we've put out there

540
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 1: all but you know, you gotta try. You can't be

541
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 1: in it if you plan on winning it. This is

542
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 1: this is my name and my my my likely that

543
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:31,439
Speaker 1: you've sold it. So yeah, I'm so sorry. They Larry,

544
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 1: this is my dad. He's sick. You're not talking to

545
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 1: Lilliam Neeson. I'm Liam Neeson is sound like him a

546
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 1: very particular set of skill, Okay, ask him, then ask

547
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:48,880
Speaker 1: him if this a salad bar off garden? Hey, Mr Neeson,

548
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 1: is do you have even know if there's a salad

549
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 1: bar at the olive garden? There is a salad bar

550
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,320
Speaker 1: at all of garden? First, see what I tell you

551
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: what you're dad? Yeah, the first thing you do when

552
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 1: you get there is you you grab a plate and

553
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: you go straight to the salad bar. I mean, and

554
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 1: you say keep those breadsticks coming. He does pretty good,

555
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: That's the thing. I mean, you could. I mean, he's

556
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 1: got good credit and good ideas. If you want to

557
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 1: get in the business with him, just go ah, Okay,

558
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: let's see where this goes. Okay. So the first thing, then,

559
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 1: uh Ms Mason, is that I get the just go

560
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 1: to the salad bar and get a plate. Just go

561
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 1: to the salad bar and get a plate. And do

562
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 1: I need any sort of special skills for that? You

563
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 1: need a very particular set of skills. Okay. So do

564
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: I get this water bottle here even if I don't

565
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: sign up with the Marines, and I still get to

566
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 1: keep the water bottle here? You're gonna keep the water

567
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: balls or gift to you. Awesome? Okay, great, thank you

568
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 1: so much. This is awesome even if I don't you know,

569
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 1: so what, I don't have a job. I have. I

570
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 1: haven't water bottle, that's my own. Excuse me, you're gonna

571
00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:01,839
Speaker 1: you're gonna stick your dick in it. Put you. You're

572
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: talking to me like that, son, Get out of the ground.

573
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 1: Marine kick kick You're strong man. I like that. I

574
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: want to be like that. Join the Marines. Okay, double dogs, Yeah,

575
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. I couldn't join the double Dog done?

576
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: Is that it? You got? You got quiet and like

577
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,399
Speaker 1: a little wheel started spitting in front of Okay, I'm

578
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 1: the Internet, all right, so listen, uh Connor. I'm digging

579
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:42,320
Speaker 1: the design and the ideas and the forward thinking. I

580
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 1: just let me just get a couple of questions. Is

581
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:52,800
Speaker 1: the necessity of a light for I understand? Just? Is

582
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 1: it just to play on words on flashlight? Is that

583
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 1: why you're calling it flashlight? You are you? Are you questioning? Connor?

584
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:01,840
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Con And it's design choices?

585
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 1: As you know, marketing pretty much drives the world. So

586
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 1: you come up with this great design. We just have

587
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: a problem with the name. I don't d it's just

588
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 1: to play on flashlight, that's it. Yes, the whole point

589
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 1: is to play on flashlight. Flashlight. Flashlight English my first language.

590
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 1: And I noticed right, because we can't call it a

591
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 1: jack off machine. I understand exactly a flash light. But

592
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 1: it's just because of the shape of it. Look at

593
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,479
Speaker 1: the shape. Does you know what? Does the shape remind

594
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 1: you of? What we're going to call them? Dick tubes? Notes,

595
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 1: it's a flashlight. It's cute. It's a cute name for

596
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 1: a thing. Yeah, is that what we want out there

597
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 1: on the marketplace? Cute names? That's not enough cute sex toys.

598
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 1: But my patent is for human flesh to make light.

599
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: I don't understand. Well, too bad. I'll see you in

600
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 1: the code room five minutes. We're not probably not talk

601
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 1: to the other party. Were talking to each other. I

602
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 1: thought I was to be able to comprom by something.

603
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: I mean, my technology can actually make human skin light.

604
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 1: You're going to handle it in the courtroom. Don't speaking

605
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 1: of handling things, do you want to assume me? Still?

606
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: Why don't you just try this? Take this, try it?

607
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,800
Speaker 1: See what you're doin Walter, don't as your lawyer, I

608
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: don't try. Don't try. You help me? Huh? When the

609
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: hell have you helped me? Huh? I've been trying for months. Daddy.

610
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 1: You could have put your hoho on that, babe. How

611
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 1: did the how the trial go? The case? Well? I, um,

612
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 1: I just fought my dad and he knocked me out.

613
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 1: And where's Oliver? He took our play with you. I

614
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 1: forgot to bring him back. And did you win the case?

615
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 1: That chet said? Um making flesh actually illuminate or project

616
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 1: lumins or whatever the phrase. I'm so funked up from

617
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 1: the head. You're dead knocked you outed me out. I

618
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 1: lost a lesson on the judge. Do you want to

619
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: have sex? No? I don't want to have sexual. I

620
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: just want to what you never not want to have?

621
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 1: I don't want to have sex. I want to take

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Speaker 1: a bath. Okay, you've never taken a bath and it's

623
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Speaker 1: twenty four years we've been married. Good, we're starting, all right.

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Speaker 1: I just want to soap. You never said I want

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00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: to soap. I got knocked out like that? Who's my lawyer?

626
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Speaker 1: What the hell is this? This is about the porn

627
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: I asked for today? Oh? Maybe sometimes there's a sweet spot,

628
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:48,800
Speaker 1: even though the suggestion is that you work with it,

629
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Speaker 1: and uh, you get there. And we got there and

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Speaker 1: I'm thrilled and I love you all and I want

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Speaker 1: to thank Jackie Gonzalez first and foremost for making magic

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Speaker 1: with us. Thank you, thank you for having me in,

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00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 1: and thank you Craig for showing me really actually what

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00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 1: Liam Neson sounds like. And it was eye opening, was helpful,

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Speaker 1: lot of inventory online to also, Yeah, it's it's in

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Speaker 1: the moment he lost you know. I was like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know what he's not. It is. It's a little

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00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 1: growling and a little little nailed for someone from Ireland,

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Speaker 1: and there's not quite enough. There's more gravity. Oh, Chris,

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Speaker 1: he is in Star Wars just so you know. Ye

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Speaker 1: what is the play Chebacca? Come on, respect, he's the

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Speaker 1: original chipback with the Little Boy. He's in the Anti Menace. Yes,

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Speaker 1: little ankin quig Gin. Oh yeah, quig on Gin. He

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00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 1: lives on the Moons. Come on, dude, you don't cut

645
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Speaker 1: just say oh, that's interesting. I didn't know that. You

646
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: don't gotta do this or say it's not interesting. I

647
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 1: didn't know either. It's interesting. Thank you and thank you, Jackie,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you any more you sut of the

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Speaker 1: machine to your left the bike, Yes, yes, yes, I

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Speaker 1: read the bike many times a week. I love face. No,

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Speaker 1: I'll take no. She's lying outside actually, Joey the other day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I called her and she was like, I'm on the

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Speaker 1: bike and I was like beating heavy. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I am on the bike sometimes listen to something, but

655
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Speaker 1: she was literally on the road. No, stationary bike outside

656
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Speaker 1: is the best. Yeah, that's the new it. Thank you,

657
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:00,320
Speaker 1: Mark Gag Yeah, thanks buddy, thank you. This is always

658
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,800
Speaker 1: a delight and it's so wonderful to see everybody's faces.

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Speaker 1: I still love the fake background. It's the greatest. Yeah,

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00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 1: so homie. And actually I just turned around with a

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Speaker 1: camera and took a picture of my apartment from this

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00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: point of view, and then I had it um I

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00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 1: uploaded it as a zoom background. Yeah, so smart home

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Speaker 1: right now. It doesn't matter what your place looks like,

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00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 1: even if you were you could put that up exactly. Yeah,

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00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:29,880
Speaker 1: super cool, super chill and thank you, thank you. Uh

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Speaker 1: the name of the podcast again please for everybody. We

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00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 1: got this with Mark and how that's checking out on

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Speaker 1: Max Fun all right, Greig Atkowski. Yeah, I'd love to,

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Speaker 1: uh if if you can indulge me, I would love

671
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Speaker 1: to point out the difference in the portrayal of Zeus

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Speaker 1: and Clash of the Titans between Lords Olivia and Liam Neeson,

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00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: because Laurence Olivia and the original Clash of the Titans

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Speaker 1: famously gave a line reading where he said, at least

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Speaker 1: they're cracking. Uh. Imply that as Zeus, he has several

676
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Speaker 1: beasts at his disposal, ready to go at any moment,

677
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: and for this particular job, the kracking is the one

678
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Speaker 1: who needs to be used. And Liam Neesa changed the

679
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 1: light ring to release the crack. Huh. I emphasizing release,

680
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Speaker 1: implied that what he does is every day he just

681
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Speaker 1: gives a series of orders of things to do to

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Speaker 1: the C. Yeah, the C called the crashing. All right,

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00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 1: So we've learned something very helpful and important today, and

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Speaker 1: I thank you for that, and thank god Carla for

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00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:47,839
Speaker 1: making a cameo earlier. Much appreciated Chris Alvarado. Yeah, quick thing,

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00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 1: quick thing. I went to Costly yesterday alone and got

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Speaker 1: some girly good stuff. But I also bought um this

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00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 1: French bread. Uh. Pano chuck a lot and it's just

689
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 1: a little chocolate rolls of bread and that's not healthy.

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00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 1: And I had tomatoes and bananas and had everything, um,

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Speaker 1: all set to be a good boy. And then I

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00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 1: ended up eating six of the eight rolls last night

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Speaker 1: and this morning, and this morning I took the other

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Speaker 1: two in my car before I went surfing. I've had

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Speaker 1: I haven't had anything else. But I'm not kidding. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: kind of like that, but they're not actually it's not

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Speaker 1: actually I think it's actually more like a chocolate. It's

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Speaker 1: like a it's like a roll friends, like like a no,

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00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 1: like a like a like a Hawaiian roll soft with

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Speaker 1: two little things there. Sounds delicious, but all eight I

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Speaker 1: haven't had a vegetable. I haven't had anything. Here's here's

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Speaker 1: the good news. Crap, you're talking about it. If you

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00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 1: did all that and didn't say a word, we'd have

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00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 1: a problem. You're talking about it. You know what's up? Yeah,

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00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: you have a moment. It's had a moment, had a

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Speaker 1: food moment, and now you've shared, and now you you

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Speaker 1: sit your butt on that toilet until things happened. I know,

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00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:06,919
Speaker 1: but I have eight more. I'll be there in twenty minutes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right. I'll be there in twenty minutes. Yes, Joey Greer,

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00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 1: thank you for stopping by. We appreciate most of what

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Speaker 1: you do, you know, I and I thank you, and

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00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: I appreciate you saying that. I just want to let

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Speaker 1: people know if they want to know what's really going

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Speaker 1: on and they want to kind of access their third

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Speaker 1: eye and you know, get on a higher level of consciousness.

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Speaker 1: Check out my TikTok okay God bless chim Chum, God bless.

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Speaker 1: But he posts them on Instagram and I'm a big fan.

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Speaker 1: All right, there's an endorsement testimonial there. It is. This

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Speaker 1: is the TikTok you want to be following. For sure.

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Speaker 1: I am your father. Who's that? Joey's my dad, that's right,

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Speaker 1: and he's got your nose. All right. Let's thank all

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Speaker 1: of you and Doug Bam our producer to the stars,

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Speaker 1: fine folks that I hurt media. I'm your host, Kevin

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Speaker 1: Polk thanking each and every damn one of you so

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Speaker 1: very very much for giving a good gush darn for

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Speaker 1: these proceedings. And stay involved even when you can tell

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Speaker 1: everyone you've ever met, and remember, be kind to each

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Speaker 1: other until next time,