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Speaker 2: My mother in law picked a bride for my fiance

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Speaker 2: after we got engaged.

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Speaker 1: Hey, she just wants a backup, you know. Ooh, poor timing. Well.

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Speaker 2: Around Thanksgiving a couple of years ago, I decided to

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Speaker 2: formally introduce my significant other to my very melodramatic, emotional,

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Speaker 2: and expressive Middle Eastern family. This more or less went well,

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Speaker 2: with the expected side eye from my older brothers and

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Speaker 2: questions about babies from my mom. By the way, this

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Speaker 2: shosh Okay story timsubrendoo. So let's paint the cast here.

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Speaker 2: We got we got a little cast, all right. So

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Speaker 2: we have a significant other Peter, future father in law Tim,

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Speaker 2: and then the future mother in law Karen.

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Speaker 1: Uh oh, we got a Karen. The story alert Alert Alert.

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Speaker 2: We already know what's gonna go down, Ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 2: During dinner, he sent some photos to his parents. This

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Speaker 2: is the significant other Peter Peter, who neither care about

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Speaker 2: nor wants to participate in Western holidays and had been invited.

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Speaker 2: The first thing she responded with was that my whole

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Speaker 2: family looked like a gathering of terrorists.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, this is a future mother in law. Yep,

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Speaker 1: my goodness, yep.

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Speaker 2: But she has so quickly.

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Speaker 1: Earned her name. I mean, the only one terrorizing is you.

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Speaker 1: You're putting a bomb in this relationship right now.

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Speaker 2: Listen, Karen, we need to we need to lock you

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Speaker 2: up somewhere that I'm.

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Speaker 1: Not gonna mention. Okay, guatonimo right now?

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Speaker 2: You know you know he said so which Okay, I

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Speaker 2: mean we say this all the time anyways, but really,

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Speaker 2: oh god, we say wait, we'll say about themselves. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I mean we say this all the time anyways. But

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Speaker 2: I don't know if they're saying like this, is they're

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Speaker 2: saying them joking about themselves or what's going on here?

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Speaker 1: But yeah, maybe it's like like only they can say

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the jury is still out, but Peter's significant other

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Speaker 2: got on the phone with her to chew her out

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Speaker 2: and my Asian language is just strong enough to pick

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Speaker 2: up the gist. Then she responded that he should not

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Speaker 2: be with a fat terrorist.

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Speaker 1: I needed to.

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Speaker 2: Come home immediately to meet the neighbor's nice daughter. Wow,

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Speaker 2: whoa I mean, in laws are We're already three sentences

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Speaker 1: But it's you know, like I feel like this is

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Speaker 1: Like you missed the boat. You know, you can't introduce

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Speaker 1: the neighbor's hot girl. Oh you know at the wedding.

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Speaker 2: Not in her mind, dude, that actually the wedding is

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Speaker 1: I guess because it's the last because it is the

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Speaker 1: I guess she was hoping. She was hoping it would

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Speaker 1: people up. She I think, I think we're throwing some hail.

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Speaker 2: Mary's right, yeah, and wow, mother in law, I'm I'm flabbergasted.

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Speaker 2: She said that he needed he needed to come home

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Speaker 2: to meet the neighbor's nice daughter, who was home for

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Speaker 2: the holiday. This did not happen. He didn't want to

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Speaker 2: see he didn't see them for two weeks after that conversation. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's good. Well, we like we like the teared boundaries.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there needs to be a confrontation immediately. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: So let's fast forward in our intercultural love story to

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Speaker 2: last year. When Peter and I decided it was, you know,

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Speaker 1: Eleven gay married fun party.

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Speaker 2: He talked to his parents. Tim father in law was

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Speaker 1: I mean we already know this. I mean she called

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Speaker 2: Yes, it is. It is. Karen has made it extremely

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I I I feel like this was his par

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Speaker 2: I'm Karen. Unfortunately, yes, unfortunately, Yes, she lost her ever

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Speaker 2: loving mind, proceeded to scream emotions are not his family

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Speaker 1: This is crazy. The ship back to the homeland is crazy.

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Speaker 1: That is bro Rumba returned to charge point kind of. Oh,

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Speaker 1: they said, can I get a refund? That's insane?

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Speaker 2: Wow. I mean, I guess it's like time, but I've

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Speaker 2: never seen this in the history of the show. Send

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Speaker 2: them back to the homeland to reset.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what better place than the you know what,

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I mean at that point, like, I

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Speaker 3: Have tell me you wouldn't feel better after wrestling some

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Speaker 2: A couple of months. I mean that's yeah, that does

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Speaker 2: my happy place now. I mean, because clearly I was

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Speaker 2: a terrorist. I was a terrorist all along. Right, we

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Speaker 2: have an updates. We are so so far from the

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Speaker 2: end of the story. We have so much much more

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, I mean, like I think we're doing everything

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Speaker 1: Yeah, which is again they're choosing the relationship over the

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Speaker 2: This is this is this is the direction we can oh, yes,

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Speaker 1: But yeah, let us know if you think they're they

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Speaker 2: So this is so long, mainly because I am trying

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Speaker 2: own intercultural relationship issues just after my long post. Didn't

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Speaker 2: Karen calls father in law Tim while at the airport

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Speaker 2: in a big Asian city. It's the new niche industry.

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Speaker 2: So Tim is the father in law.

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Speaker 1: Father, Who's who?

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Speaker 1: Who's the what's Peter?

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Speaker 2: Should I just say mother in law, father in law?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she has some health issues and a doctor's appointment,

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Speaker 2: seems like it just barely. You know this, The little

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Speaker 2: which prompted a desperate call from Uhure Future x dear husband,

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Speaker 2: huge foreshadow whoa huge foreshadow.

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Speaker 2: We thought, but this is this is an action story.

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Speaker 2: We're getting straight to the gym.

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Speaker 1: My god, that extra that is like the hero stumbling

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's there's there's a lot going on in ladies

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Speaker 1: Oh, in the in the car, in the language that

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Speaker 1: Opie can't quite understand, probably talking so major crap.

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Speaker 2: Oh dude, Oh yeah, they're they're they're complimenting her. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: oh wow, he's so great, She's so smart. No, my

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Speaker 2: spidy senses are tingling at this point. You know how

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Speaker 2: listening to tonal language aka.

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Speaker 2: Ain't nothing good. The Niese cousin was shooting off question

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Speaker 2: So I sent a text to Peter about the Niese cousin.

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Speaker 2: He's just as confused as I am. I am so

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Speaker 2: I call his dad.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I see you, I see you? Do you see you?

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Speaker 1: I don't see it, nice cousin. Is it really the

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Speaker 2: You're right, you're right.

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Speaker 1: The mother in law is bringing back up bride. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: no way, no way, the audacity, the baldness.

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Speaker 2: My idiot idiot fiance tells me his mother has brought

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Speaker 1: Mm. Karen, Karen, M I see why the fiance be

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like she she's done these people away from me. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is this is wild. So I hung up,

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Speaker 1: And walked out. Wait. She she's getting rid of the ring. Yep,

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Speaker 2: Didn't know.

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Speaker 2: I just got to get out, like it's just too much.

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, you got me, you got it, read ahead,

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Speaker 2: I did none of that. Instead, I started ugly crying

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Speaker 2: in the middle of the parking lot. Oh. I waited

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Speaker 1: Oh God.

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Speaker 2: Now, as we neared home, this terrorist of a woman

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Speaker 1: Now for the explosion.

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Speaker 2: Instead of greeting me, you know, his fiance, he immediately

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Speaker 2: The real Peter's coming out. Peter Piper picked a peckled

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Speaker 2: moment when you just don't want to deal with it anymore. This,

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Speaker 2: Hope he's a great writer, and he seems more concerned

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Speaker 1: Behave to behave? How about everyone else in this story?

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Speaker 1: And also her like op just being like I cannot

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Speaker 1: you need to also stand by my side instead of niece, neighbor,

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Speaker 1: I feel like this is this is the end. This

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Speaker 2: This is the end, and I mean, just what of

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Speaker 2: I get it. She's like, this is the moment where

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Speaker 1: I get it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this would be insane.

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Speaker 1: I would have been done earlier. I feel like that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's she's she's given him, like, probably given him

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Speaker 2: slip my effing beautiful ring right onto her finger. Woa

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Speaker 2: this time, this time for real? Okay, okay, this is

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Speaker 2: not this is not an imaginable scenario.

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Speaker 1: Week.

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Speaker 2: My spare car keys are in my purse and my

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I would do that. Opie's that's

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Speaker 1: The hounds on you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but Colly, these people, I understand why you did it. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: I literally throw my phone out of the window and

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: So now I'm home to a dozen emails from my

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Speaker 2: We are about to inter Update number two. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: we're not even That was just update one. We are

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Speaker 1: Ah with this story, I am. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: there could be. I'm just I was just hoping, for

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Speaker 1: so hard, yep, I just don't understand what, How could

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Speaker 2: What more insane things can happen that are not worse

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Speaker 1: I mean, I could I could think of other things

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Speaker 1: that would be terrible, like what like the mother in law,

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Speaker 1: could be worse. I hope that doesn't happen. Though it

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, let's pray that doesn't happen. Update number two,

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Speaker 2: O God. When we last left off, my ex mother

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Speaker 2: in law Karen gotta love an ex mother in law

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Speaker 2: Friend reference below is Peter's best friend. He is my FM.

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Speaker 2: We know what FM is, future future mate?

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Speaker 1: You all right? All right?

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Speaker 2: Friendly man.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I'm not advocating for that kind of revenge, but

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Speaker 2: I mean, hey, there we go, so we'll call it.

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Speaker 2: We'll call him best friend. He has hated ex in

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: I moved on to cutting myself out of the larger

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Speaker 2: I asked them to not take a side until they

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Speaker 2: and the Import are thickest thieves, got the import crazy.

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Speaker 2: So save you're pity for this girl. She knew what

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Speaker 1: Also bold to just be like, I mean like that

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Speaker 1: I know this guy has a fiance, but I just

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Speaker 2: To that point. She is also still wearing my ring. Say,

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Speaker 2: I mean this person is terrible. Yeah, God, like.

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Speaker 1: That is some. That is some some.

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Speaker 2: This family is such a black hole of awfulness that

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Speaker 2: it's like you need to get in the Millennium Falcon

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Speaker 2: just go light speed away.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta get away. But there's part of me

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Speaker 1: that just is like how do you do it?

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Speaker 2: It's like it's like how do you not geo? Right?

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Speaker 2: You know all those tapes you would watch, It's like

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Speaker 2: how do these lions call each other?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Exactly, passion, Yeah, it's it's it's interesting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's like watching a boa constrictor strangle a rabbit.

439
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 1: It's like, Oh, I'm like, I'm I'm sad for the rabbit.

440
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 1: But wow, like what evolutionary UH path had to happen.

441
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,560
Speaker 2: For this kind of strength to exist an f one

442
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,440
Speaker 2: Now friend made a crappy comment to her, and the

443
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 2: girl denied that it was my very custom ring. Whatever next,

444
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,639
Speaker 2: now the real good crap. We haven't even gotten to

445
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,639
Speaker 2: the juice yet. I guess, my god, we.

446
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 1: Haven't gotten to the juice, not even I feel like

447
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,640
Speaker 1: I've been drinking juice all day.

448
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:10,159
Speaker 2: This week has been hell. Sorry if this is disjointed,

449
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,200
Speaker 2: it's pieced together from what friend has updated me on

450
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 2: and what has happened to me. So Karen calls the

451
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:24,680
Speaker 2: cops to report my with her son's quote unquote car stolen.

452
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,560
Speaker 1: See it gets worse. Yeah, I didn't even think about jail.

453
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 1: Didn't even think think about jail.

454
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 2: God, oh my god. Now remember she barely speaks English.

455
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,880
Speaker 2: The first two set of cops did not take her seriously,

456
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,360
Speaker 2: and she struck gold with the third set. I got

457
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 2: to visit my work. She doesn't know where I live,

458
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,720
Speaker 2: but she knows where I work by the police, and

459
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:53,240
Speaker 2: it was embarrassing as all crap. The cops had a

460
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,400
Speaker 2: repo truck there too. It was a mess that took

461
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 2: a few hours to sort out since the cops were

462
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:02,919
Speaker 2: aggressive ahole about it. Why were they aggressive a holes?

463
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 2: Because Karen has a black eye from who wtf? She

464
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:13,680
Speaker 2: told them I punted her out and stole the call.

465
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: And she is like, neighbor cousin, punch me right now, dude.

466
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 1: And the neighbor cousin does is like, oh, this will

467
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 1: be perfect or make up fake, fake, I throw some

468
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 1: water on her, Steve it's fake or not?

469
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I would hope it's But dude, I mean

470
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 2: I I again, we all thought going into this from

471
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 2: like the first three sentences, like, oh, this is a

472
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 2: crazy Karen mother in law. She's out doing herself. She

473
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 2: is reaching new levels that Karen's have never reached before.

474
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 2: Friend is adamant that Peter knew nothing about this plan.

475
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:52,160
Speaker 2: Peter would know what a harmful act a charge would

476
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 2: mean for my career. Bad things, many bad things. I

477
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,439
Speaker 2: straight up set I set the cops straight with all

478
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,680
Speaker 2: the emails, voicemails like cetera, et cetera.

479
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 1: So keep your receipts, Bravo, keep your receipts with crazy people,

480
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,399
Speaker 1: and I gave them friends contact info.

481
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 2: Now the cops in our cities know what is going on,

482
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 2: so at least that's a relief if she decides to

483
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 2: keep escalating this, which she probably will, because I won

484
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,959
Speaker 2: and she lost. Edit. It's also a brand new car

485
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 2: with no plates, so it's a little trickier to run

486
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 2: ownership at this point. I only own the car for

487
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:29,239
Speaker 2: seven to ten days, so and I'm really assuming here

488
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 2: the first two set of cops lost interest when she

489
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 2: didn't have a black eye and proof of ownership. Then

490
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:41,919
Speaker 2: again assumption here the third set of cops decided this poor, hysterical, mistreated,

491
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 2: sweet innocent immigrant woman had been taking advantage of ergo

492
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 2: Opie's thinking. That's that's when this ballistical black guy. I

493
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 2: am again assuming her story change in the thirty six

494
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 2: to forty eight hours or so all of this took place,

495
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 2: And I'm scratching my head about the black eye. I

496
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 2: think perhaps she fell or gave it to herself. She

497
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 2: of course had my full name, a photograph, and place

498
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 2: of work to make it very easy for them to

499
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:12,360
Speaker 2: find me. Friend verified the black eye. She was sneaking

500
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 2: around avoiding him, perhaps to avoid getting a good look

501
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:20,400
Speaker 2: at her face. On top of all of this madness,

502
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 2: yesterday I received a demand letter from the mother and

503
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 2: father in law's attorney. Any guesses, chat, any comments, he's

504
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 2: getting suit?

505
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 1: What?

506
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 2: What? What do you possibly possibly think they could.

507
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,879
Speaker 1: Assuming her for can get worse again? I didn't think

508
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: of jail. I didn't think of a lawsuit. Yep. I

509
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 1: did think of the infertility thing, but I don't think

510
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,040
Speaker 1: that's gonna happen. Oh wait, if like NIE's cousin can't

511
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:48,679
Speaker 1: get a baby, everyone is like, I'm like, how can

512
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 1: it be worse? Everyone can have babies.

513
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 2: That's true.

514
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that is That is one way, the one

515
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 1: wy Yeah, there's there's another way.

516
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, there is an infinite wormhole of.

517
00:27:59,080 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: Things can get worse.

518
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 2: Yes, but we're hoping, we're hoping to hit the bottom

519
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 2: for the bounce back.

520
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,959
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's what we're We haven't quite hit bottom yet.

521
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: It's it just kept getting worse apparently.

522
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 2: You know what.

523
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 1: Actually, I will give Opie this. We are bouncing back

524
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: from bottom by getting fiance away. This is true that

525
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 1: we've we've made the big move. We've made a big move.

526
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, the lawsuit was over four pages long, and I

527
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 2: really hope they enjoyed paying the lawyer to write it

528
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 2: since now I'm just going to turn this into a

529
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 2: billing war for them. Oh, I've written my first no

530
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 2: contact letter and sent it by registered mail. They and

531
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 2: their lawyers have received it. Three no contact letters and breaches.

532
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 2: Then I can file for intimidation and a restraining worm. Wow,

533
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 2: so I guess wherever they're located. As long as you

534
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 2: like put in writing like hey, like don't don't contact me,

535
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 2: or I guess a legal no contact order, then that

536
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 2: can like escalate to a restraining work. I mean honestly

537
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 2: at this point, Yeah.

538
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 1: That's what it's needed. I mean you're there, they're coming

539
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: at you with like everything.

540
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 2: Yes, and this is just the beginning, Like it's this

541
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 2: whole tirade just happened. That the split just happened. So

542
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 2: if they get if they get time to cook, don't

543
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 2: let them cook. Yeah, don't let them go.

544
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 1: I think, like ruin what they're cooking before they have

545
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: a time to finish it.

546
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 2: Yes, turn off the stove. Turn off the stove, turn

547
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 2: the stove off. Now, ex mother in law has also

548
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 2: found out a way to contact my mother, and that

549
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 2: didn't end so well for Karen m My mother didn't

550
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 2: tell me until late last night, despite this taking place

551
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 2: over earlier in that week. Apparently I'm a thieving spicy dancer.

552
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 1: Oh spicy dancer.

553
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 2: It sounds like another one of Karen's infamous lies.

554
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 1: Come on co spicy dance.

555
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 2: Oh god. Now the conversation taxed the limits of her

556
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 2: English skills, and according to my sister in law, the

557
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 2: last four minutes of the call were essentially her ranting

558
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 2: in her native language, while my mom screamed back in

559
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 2: our native language.

560
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 1: That's fun.

561
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 2: God to love it. Edit. I realized ex mother in

562
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 2: law was on a text chain with my mother over

563
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 2: a year ago. That fact had slipped my mind. Now

564
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 2: Karen went to our wedding vendors to cancel the wedding,

565
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 2: but it had already been canceled. Then, when she discovers

566
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 2: that I had beaten her to the punch, she tried

567
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 2: to use the deposits for cousin wife niece.

568
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 1: Oh, so are they actually getting married? Coven wife niece?

569
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 1: Is actually they're actually going through with it? And they are?

570
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: I mean, that has to be the worst karma in

571
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: history to rifle through the grave of all of your

572
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 1: wedding plans with the partner that you were supposed to

573
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: get married to, and now you're doing it with your

574
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: backup wife.

575
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 2: Like, come on, their wedding venue is just gonna catch

576
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:59,479
Speaker 2: on fire. Yeah, this is this is the worst juju.

577
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 2: Yeah I have I have ever seen. Also, are that

578
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 2: his cousin wife going to marry Peter?

579
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 1: Of course?

580
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 2: Right?

581
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: Do we think?

582
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 2: I mean?

583
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: I think yes, I think.

584
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 2: I'm still I'm gonna say, you know, I'm kind of

585
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 2: still holding out hope for no holding out why I

586
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 2: don't know. I don't want Op to be married to Peter. No, no,

587
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 2: God No, I'm hoping they get married and make each

588
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 2: other miserable. They're perfect for each other. Is she getta

589
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 2: marry Peter or not?

590
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 1: Not Op?

591
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 2: But uh, cousin wife, let us know what you think.

592
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 2: Two of the vendors had yet to initiate the refund

593
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 2: on the deposits, and one of the vendor's assistants didn't

594
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 2: understand what was going on and gave Karen the deposit

595
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 2: refund check.

596
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: That's got to be illegal. That's gotta be illegal, right

597
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: because Karen's Karen stealing? Because it's not under Karen's name, right.

598
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's we don't know for a fact, but I'm

599
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 2: sensing that, like Op was involved in the painters something

600
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 2: I think. So I think I think that's where we're headed. Yeah,

601
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 2: I think that's where we're headed. So this could be good,

602
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 2: This could be great. Act I got a frantic call

603
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 2: early in the morning from the vendor, then made a

604
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,959
Speaker 2: call straight to the friend. Yesterday, the friend swung by

605
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 2: the excell Law's house, which is how he saw the

606
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 2: ring and got some other info and retrieved the check

607
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 2: from Tim. Okay, so I mean, you know what, which

608
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 2: maybe that's for the for the best, you know, because

609
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 2: Op gets her money back and then just again one

610
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 2: less tie.

611
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, thing to do.

612
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 2: Apparently Tim has major regrets about the whole situation.

613
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 1: Major regrets about importing a backup wife.

614
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 2: Where were Where were these thoughts? Where were these feelings?

615
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 1: Tim? Where were they? Obviously not in his head, probably

616
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 1: in his lower head.

617
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 2: They were they were they were back in the homeland.

618
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 1: Okay, they were back.

619
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 2: He was storing all of his sense back in the homeland,

620
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 2: and bro just I finally flew out the right thing

621
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 2: and now has some sense.

622
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 1: But hey, way too late, dude, way too late, so

623
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: way too late, so late. You know what I think.

624
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: I think backup wife was smoking, but just like dumb

625
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: as rocks and not interesting, and so he was like

626
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 1: getting shown all these pictures like dude, look how fire

627
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: backup wife looks and from your homeland. Oh, you're gonna

628
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 1: be so happy, and then realizes no brain connection, no

629
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: brain connection, and it's like, oh, no, I made a

630
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,719
Speaker 1: huge mistake. I want a lady who's just more than

631
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 1: a hot bod. I want a brain connection because that's

632
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: what's really important.

633
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Sam is all about brain. Let me tell

634
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 2: you something, Samuel Donner, I am about brain. He is

635
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 2: about brain, about brain. Let him know.

636
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 1: I am about brain.

637
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 2: An intellectual man. Yeah, he loves brain. He loves brain.

638
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 2: I love brain. Well, Sam's brain aside, let's get back

639
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 2: to Tim's brain. I hope it's working. I'm also just

640
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 2: super quick conspiracy theory. Tim's getting divorce, Karen. I'm just

641
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 2: throwing it out. Oh I think so.

642
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: I think that termite spine has it in him.

643
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 2: I think he's just gonna like eventually realize after because

644
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 2: she's gonna do all these crazy schemes and he's gonna

645
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,359
Speaker 2: be like, I get tired. I'm tired, and she's gonna

646
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 2: want to keep going. He's like, no, that's what I'm thinking.

647
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 2: I hope so you heard it here first. Tim has

648
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 2: major regrets about the whole situation. I told friend the

649
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 2: man should have major regrets about his whole life. Tim

650
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 2: handed over the check without a fire. Okay, that's good.

651
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 2: Now onto friend's other updates. Karen is cooking something up.

652
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 2: She was walking around the house muttering to herself. The

653
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 2: cousin wife looks like death. She's been crying daily, but

654
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 2: clearly they've been shopping away their sadness. Tim seems removed

655
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 2: from the situation, and not a one of them has

656
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 2: heard from Peter all week.

657
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: He spoke to.

658
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 2: Friend once in an attempt to get through to me

659
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 2: and flipped when he heard about the cop situation. So

660
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 2: good for him, I guess for deciding to have a spine.

661
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 2: But too little, too la. There's a lot of too late.

662
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 2: That's right, edits friend just texted me. Now Peter hasn't

663
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 2: shown up to work, hasn't been back to his condo,

664
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 2: and isn't answering any calls. I am now torn between

665
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 2: caring and not caring, and we have the third updates.

666
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 1: Ah, I mean I feel like you've been given enough

667
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: to not care. Yes, I think that is. I think

668
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: you've been sucked into this vortex of just like a

669
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 1: cesspool of tar. Just yeah, And I think you need

670
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,879
Speaker 1: to get out of it and let his family deal

671
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: with that.

672
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 2: You know, one hundred percent agree.

673
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 1: This is just.

674
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 2: Like a snippet of their relationship. This is like the

675
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 2: like it was just right before the fallout. What about

676
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 2: all the times before? Like OPI has probably had to

677
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 2: deal with so much from his family, and she just

678
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 2: deserves to like remove herself and invest in her own

679
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 2: happiness and just rebuild her life.

680
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: Ray says, Op nine, your monkeys, I think I agree,

681
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: get out of the circus.

682
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, throw those clears. He probably feels terrible.

683
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 1: He probably feels terrible and wants to just hiding a

684
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 1: hermit hole because he realized he messed up his whole life.

685
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 2: M M.

686
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 1: You know, and you know, let him let him figure

687
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,359
Speaker 1: that out, that out on his own.

688
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 2: He's got to learn the lesson. He's got to learn

689
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 2: the lesson. Honestly, Hey, it's John here. We're gonna get

690
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 2: back to this episode, but a quick three minute break

691
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 2: with aser more sponsors. But we have a third updates.

692
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 2: So because I'm not allowed to refer to the to

693
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 2: the Bride as imports, I guess I'll call her a

694
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 2: new woman. There we go, Ringsting aka the Bride Importer

695
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 2: aka nominee for Any of the Year aka Karen is

696
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 2: halfway out my butt right now. Peter has yet to

697
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 2: resurface for her, but he is in contact with his

698
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 2: best friend, the friend we've been talking about. So she's

699
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 2: convinced I've unlived him and I'm hiding his body.

700
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 1: She doesn't stop, She just doesn't stop.

701
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 2: Friend had Peter call the police to do the whole

702
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 2: I'm alive and my mother here's crazy thing. Didn't know

703
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 2: that was a thing. And yet I still had a

704
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 2: local law enforcement officer show up at my work again.

705
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: Dude, she's gonna get her fired. Like this is so bad?

706
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 1: I mean, but you could couldn't you sue the mother

707
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: in law at that point for leading to your wrongful termination?

708
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: Something like that?

709
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, something like that. Also, the restraining order, we don't

710
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 2: know if that's it's that been broken. It seems like

711
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 2: there's something we could do here. If it all goes

712
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 2: wow something. That just a reminder. You know, love is

713
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:40,720
Speaker 2: a beautiful thing. But if someone can't keep their crazy

714
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 2: family at bay, then you're marrying into that family and

715
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 2: you're getting a little piece of them, your whole relationship.

716
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 2: And I think that is just as good of a

717
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 2: reason and a relationship as the partner itself being terrible.

718
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 2: At the end of the day, it's gonna cause your

719
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 2: life to be this. Yeah, that's the bottom line.

720
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,800
Speaker 1: Look at but you want that job? You don't want that,

721
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: So no, I.

722
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 2: Have not spoken to Peter, and I don't care to.

723
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 2: Karen's lawyer sent me another nasty letter with a lawsuit

724
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 2: attached to it, threatening to file it if I didn't

725
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 2: pay Karen the money she's convinced that I owe her.

726
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 2: Who's this lawyer? Yeah, yeah, dude, get a job. I mean, honestly,

727
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 2: this dude is like, she's gonna send me on this

728
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 2: endless goose chase our paper, yeah, our haaper whatever. It

729
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 2: was a fun, thirty to forty page read that has

730
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:35,319
Speaker 2: so little merit. I think my dog would have more

731
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 2: of a standing to sue me with.

732
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:42,319
Speaker 1: Thirty to forty pages. Man is printing that, Yeah, hornting.

733
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 1: This lawyer is like, yeah, his kids are going to

734
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: going to Harvard. Yeah, full ride from daddy. So I

735
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 1: wrote back, Lowell, that's it. That's great. I love sorry,

736
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:56,720
Speaker 1: I love it. I love the idea of writ writing

737
00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 1: back like with like you know a fancy stikeure, it's

738
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 1: in a's in an envelope, you send it out and

739
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,839
Speaker 1: they just open it up that it just says well.

740
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 2: Karen has been calling me daily to rant and broken

741
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 2: English about what a witch I am. I changed my number,

742
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,399
Speaker 2: but she got my new number from the idiot front

743
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 2: desk at work. Literally every time she calls, I fire

744
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 2: off a no contact letter to her and her lawyer.

745
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 2: She has also contacted my realtor claiming to be an

746
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:29,280
Speaker 2: interested buyer for my condo, and generally disrupted the open house.

747
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 1: Wow, can't you sue for damages?

748
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 2: Maybe she's building her case up. Yeah, maybe the realtor

749
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 2: had to call the cops to have her removed. It's

750
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 2: been a yah dang circus. Now my plans to move

751
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 2: have been slightly screwed up, so I'm going to be

752
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 2: super cautious. I have seen her and a suspected flying

753
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,919
Speaker 2: monkey at least once this week, someone who's gonna feed

754
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 2: some information.

755
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,959
Speaker 1: They live far away and she does not drive.

756
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 2: So I'm trying to figure out what the heck is

757
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 2: going on and working on a protective order of some kind.

758
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 2: But I'm not here for this, BS. I have some

759
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 2: juicy gossip for you, lamas hot goss. Oh God, give

760
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 2: it to us. The cousin wife got on a plane

761
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:18,399
Speaker 2: and went back home. Oh, tail between the legs. He's gone.

762
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 1: She's out of here.

763
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like legally, how long could she stay?

764
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 2: This would be like a h's say type situation. Yeah,

765
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 2: that the three month visa and then she's back out

766
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 2: of here. Friend offered to take her to the airport

767
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,760
Speaker 2: to make sure this happened. Karen doesn't drive, and Tim

768
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 2: has made himself scarce. Now, so now I know the

769
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 2: full story of just how crazy Karen.

770
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 1: Wait. So again, just to put this into context, everything

771
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: that we've seen so far is, Oh, he's perspective of

772
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 1: the tip of the iceberg of the crazy Karen. Now

773
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 1: we're going below the water and we're see in the

774
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 1: ninety we're seeing the bottom of the ice Oh, dude,

775
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm ready. I don't know if

776
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: I can handle that much Iceberg.

777
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone on this earth can handle that.

778
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna be split open like the Titanic. Oh, God,

779
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 1: gonna be gushing with water.

780
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 2: For your amusements, I present Ringsting in the abridge Tale

781
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 2: of the import Bride Amazing Peter is missing an action.

782
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 2: Karen's time out in the Motherland led her to using

783
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 2: a matchmaker for her precious Pronounce it right, jing yang

784
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 2: baobei jing.

785
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: Come on, come on the total language. You gotta you

786
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 1: gotta make sure way way put it on.

787
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:49,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, No boo balbe boo, dang balbe Yeah, xing yang

788
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 4: baobe Ah, you gotta do the u babe.

789
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 2: Bow o bay I crushed it. Let me know how

790
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 2: well I did in the comments below. A suitable wife

791
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 2: so trying to try to find her precious boot boy,

792
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 2: A suitable wife.

793
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 1: Can you say that again?

794
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 4: No?

795
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 2: It is this matchmaker that introduced Karen to the new

796
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:12,280
Speaker 2: woman's family. Karen laid on the tail that they lived

797
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:16,839
Speaker 2: in the top American city with many properties and investments.

798
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 2: That Karen's son aka my ex had an assistant apparently

799
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:30,720
Speaker 2: me who was madly in love with him, but developmentally disabled, Briley,

800
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 2: check in with me here, what's happening. What's happening? Brother?

801
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:39,320
Speaker 3: What's going on with I'm just enjoying every sentence ops Riding.

802
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 3: This is the best author I've had already.

803
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 2: The son was doing the right thing by allowing this

804
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 2: woman to live at her fantasy until he could find

805
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 2: his perfect wife. Now, Karen also calls X. We can't

806
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 2: figure out if it was her nephew or her friend's son,

807
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 2: because it was not X. His mother tongue is atrocious

808
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 2: and oh. So basically, basically she planted like one of

809
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 2: her like her nephew or something, and it was like, oh,

810
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 2: pretend to be my son, so we can like lure

811
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:13,359
Speaker 2: her over here. And so the nephew posing, yes, yes,

812
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,800
Speaker 2: wait another nephew. So yeah, she she got some some

813
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 2: some young young strapping man or whatever to answer the phone,

814
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 2: pretending he was Peter to convince this woman like, oh, no,

815
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be with you.

816
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:28,399
Speaker 1: You can come over, it's okay. Oh, so the woman

817
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 1: wasn't actually in on it, So back up, fiance.

818
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 2: She know.

819
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:38,800
Speaker 1: She They did say earlier that she knew that that

820
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 1: he was engaged, but maybe maybe she didn't actually know

821
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,720
Speaker 1: and Opie was like assuming because I think.

822
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,879
Speaker 2: Yes, this is the full this is the full story,

823
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 2: so maybe this Yeah, now we're getting the actual truth

824
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,320
Speaker 2: where it's like maybe.

825
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: Like maybe OPI assumed or whatever. Yeah.

826
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 2: Cousin wife's defense, she was basically completely bamboozled herself. She

827
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:00,919
Speaker 2: popped on the phone with this guy and he's like, hey,

828
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 2: come over to the States, like I want to marry you.

829
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 2: But it was completely not him. It was BS and

830
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 2: this X again not the actual ex Peter and the

831
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 2: woman's and the new woman's father have a discussion about things.

832
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 2: The new woman's father liked what he heard because of

833
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 2: many reasons, including Karen and Tim's social standing in their province,

834
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 2: so she needs to go, and her father basically gave

835
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 2: her a two week heads up that she has a

836
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 2: husband in the US now literally A cousin wife's dad

837
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 2: was like, oh, yeah, you're you're engaged. You're gonna be married.

838
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 1: There's something nice about that, you know, dude.

839
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, we got to get you a matchmaker. Bro, Dude,

840
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 2: it would that would be I would I would do.

841
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 1: That, dude.

842
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 2: I'm trying. I want to be one one day, you crush.

843
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 2: That's true, you do be trying to match make over there.

844
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,479
Speaker 2: I'll try. I just need to meet new people. Yeah,

845
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 2: I just need to meet the people and then I can.

846
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 2: The new woman goes on to tell friend that during

847
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 2: the whole flight, Karen is showing her photos of X,

848
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 2: talking about his six at his success, et cetera, et cetera.

849
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 2: The new woman had the foresight to ask if X

850
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 2: was involved with anyone, and Karen let it slip that, oh,

851
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 2: he's actually engaged. But she doesn't matter, So she did know.

852
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 2: So she did know, but did find out. But like

853
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 2: Karen's just you know, trying to brush it on the

854
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 2: other rock. Yeah, it's it's it's not a big deal

855
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 2: right now, just you know, goalie, but very weak goalie,

856
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 2: absolutely insane. Now, the new woman couldn't do much at

857
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 2: this point, given that she's already sitting on the plane,

858
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 2: so she does not know that she but at this

859
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 2: point she still didn't know that. She never really spoke

860
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 2: to the ex Peter. She thinks she did, yeah, and

861
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 2: he was like, oh, like I want you. So she

862
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:42,680
Speaker 2: was just as flustered by me as I was by her.

863
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 2: But no apologies were to be had, and she still

864
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 2: had my babe, I mean my ring. Karen took her

865
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,399
Speaker 2: shopping to buy her silence, but the new woman broke

866
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,919
Speaker 2: down and called her father the night before the flight.

867
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 2: A part of me feels bad because she is so

868
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 2: young and very sheltered. Father was understandably livid, and friend

869
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 2: asked the new woman to update him about what happens

870
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 2: when she gets home. So now the friend is basically

871
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 2: in communication with a cousin wife to like she's out

872
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 2: of here. He's like, she's like broken down, Like what

873
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 2: a sham? You know, I came out here for nothing.

874
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be pissed too. Yeah, dude, I think I'm

875
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:25,799
Speaker 1: getting bowed up.

876
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:26,399
Speaker 2: Yeah.

877
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, it's all a ruse.

878
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 2: Could you imagine? Maybe an hour ago, Friend gives me

879
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 2: the download. Her father called Karen and laid into her.

880
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:41,800
Speaker 2: He's threatening to sue in the Motherland and has already

881
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 2: started to create some havoc for her and Tim. She's

882
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 2: being shipped off to Europe for a while to learn

883
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 2: English plus get an education. Oh, this is the this

884
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 2: is the cousin wife. She's only nineteen. By the way,

885
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 2: X and I are in our early to mid thirties.

886
00:46:56,640 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 1: Whoa age difference, Yeah, defer red Golley. Oh that's a lot.

887
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 1: That's a lot. That's a lot.

888
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,280
Speaker 2: So Karen decided to try to retaliate against the father

889
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 2: and may or may not have sent hitman after Hima.

890
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 1: Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.

891
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 2: Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out, hear

892
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 2: me out here man, Okay, go go go go.

893
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 3: Guess who has a freaking life insurance policy for him?

894
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 1: Oh? Wait, yeah, sending hitman. So you're thinking that the

895
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: male order bride's parents put a life insurance policy on

896
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 1: the uh op's fiance's parents.

897
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 2: It's it's Karen. So Karen. Allegedly Karen was the one

898
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 2: who ordered the hit. Yeah yeah, on the father.

899
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 1: So she so wait, Karen ordered wait, Karen ordered to wait.

900
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 2: Wait wait.

901
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 1: Karen ordered a hit on the fiance's father. On the

902
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: cousin wife father, Oh okay, yes, Karen ordered a hit

903
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 1: on cousin wife's father. Cousin wife was threatening legal action

904
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 1: on Karen. So Karen's like getting like the the the

905
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: equivalent of the local yakuza.

906
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 2: Yeah on him. Well, so, cousin wife's dad back back

907
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 2: in the home home Homeland is sus He's stirring up

908
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 2: all kinds of stuff, like assuming like all of that jazz.

909
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 1: So she's like, Karen's like, oh that's funny. Wow. Yikes, bro.

910
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 2: At this point, Karen has to go to like real jail,

911
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 2: for real jail we've talked about, oh jail. No, this

912
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 2: is like legitimate, real world prison. Also, Valakri says Karen's

913
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,360
Speaker 2: got money. Yeah, they're probably. I mean they said they

914
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 2: had great social standing in their province, So not only

915
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:55,399
Speaker 2: do they have money, but they also got mob connections. Dude,

916
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 2: this is.

917
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: Yike hits on people.

918
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 2: I don't even know who to call for that, right,

919
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:02,920
Speaker 2: are you throwing us off your scent?

920
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 1: I don't know.

921
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 2: This is all insane. This woman has lost all of

922
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 2: her grip on reality. Anyways, I thought this would be

923
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 2: a nice snack. I may not have updates for a

924
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 2: while as I'm trying to expedite my transfer and move great.

925
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 2: I had some other crazy stories about this nutcase, but

926
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 2: they're more BC ish and too heavily involved X to

927
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 2: be appropriate for this sub And ladies and gentlemen, there's

928
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 2: another update.

929
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 1: You're kidding, and you're kidding. This is the final update

930
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: in the saga. Hey, it's sam' ready to get back

931
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 1: to these stories. But here's three minutes of ads from

932
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: our sponsors.

933
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 2: Are you ready for update four boys?

934
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:43,240
Speaker 1: I am ready.

935
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 2: Let's go. So, y'all, thank you for the kind of

936
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 2: supportive messages in the wake of this haphazard nightmare creature

937
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 2: called my ex mother in law, Karen has more or

938
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 2: less disappeared. Disappeared after my emergency restraining order was granted.

939
00:49:56,840 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 2: Thank god, thank god, law enforcement finally took her nonsense

940
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 2: seriously after she tried to gain access to my apartment

941
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:09,840
Speaker 2: for the fourth time in ten days. I am not

942
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 2: living there and have not since everything started to happen.

943
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,799
Speaker 2: But between security cameras and the front deck front desk

944
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 2: guard statements, she was pinned. Idiot woman. We don't know

945
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 2: what she was planning to do. She didn't show up

946
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 2: to court, but her attorney did. The judge was not

947
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:28,839
Speaker 2: amused and her attorney and her attorney said he did

948
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 2: not even know where she is. What Karen, Yeah, the

949
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 2: attorney doesn't. Karen's attorney doesn't know.

950
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 1: Where Karen came. I think Karen skipped down. Karen's gone

951
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 1: gone on the land Karen's gone back to the homeland

952
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: to avoid jail time in the US.

953
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 2: True might even face jail time back home now with

954
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 2: all that she's doing, I mean, baby, with her mob ties,

955
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 2: she can you can just ice anyone that gets in

956
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 2: her way. Oh leave bro Well, Karen was outside with

957
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 2: the flying monkey that I saw her with before. I

958
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,839
Speaker 2: asked the courts police to help me figure out who

959
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 2: he is, and after some back and forth, it came

960
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 2: out that he is her nephew, a nephew.

961
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 1: That doesn't exist.

962
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait.

963
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 3: I got the chair pulled out from under me.

964
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 1: Wait say that again, wait say it again.

965
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 2: After some back and forth, it came out that the

966
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:23,800
Speaker 2: flying monkey was her nephew, a nephew that doesn't exist.

967
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:28,320
Speaker 2: Which flying monkey this is? Uh, he's been referenced very lightly.

968
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,320
Speaker 2: But there was, like, you know, a guy that was

969
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:34,439
Speaker 2: running around and whispering. Possibly the man that cousin wife

970
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,800
Speaker 2: was on the phone with that was pretending to be

971
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,839
Speaker 2: Peter convince her to get out.

972
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 1: Possible doesn't exist. So who is this person? We don't know.

973
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 2: It seems like he's not actually the nephew, but hmm, man,

974
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 2: so no one really knows who he is, and that

975
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 2: made me even more paranoid. My friend asked my ex Peter,

976
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 2: is that my flying monkey? Oh? Oh yeah, I guess

977
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:00,839
Speaker 2: which is the friend? Yeah, so my monkey, the friend

978
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 2: asked my ex Peter. And Peter doesn't know and still

979
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 2: has not seen his mother, but he has seen his father.

980
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,879
Speaker 2: Now my paranoia was justified as he was then seeing

981
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 2: trying to access my building by pretending to be my

982
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 2: ex Peter.

983
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: So did she like get makeup on and put on

984
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 1: a wig and like wear some some cool hoodie dude

985
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 1: to the thirty year old aer wearing these days, he's.

986
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 2: Got he's got a full full disguise.

987
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 1: You know.

988
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 2: I think they were banking on some people not being

989
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:35,400
Speaker 2: able to tell Asian men aparts.

990
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:37,760
Speaker 1: Ha, gotcha.

991
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 2: I'm not sure, but police were notified and given security footage.

992
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,240
Speaker 2: No one knows who he is yet. I'm just glad

993
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,799
Speaker 2: that my moving truck is coming tomorrow and I will

994
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:51,759
Speaker 2: be gone this week now. Her attorney approached me to

995
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:57,280
Speaker 2: try and settle the lawsuit. Karen's gonna try paying off, dude.

996
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,320
Speaker 2: You better you better charged through the roof for this.

997
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 2: At this point, I'm like eight, I've sustained life damnity,

998
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 2: you almost got me like fired, you almost like broke

999
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 2: into my house, and I just you, Wow.

1000
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 1: You've tried to You've not only ruined my relationship, but

1001
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 1: you are consistently trying to ruin my life for months now, yes, months.

1002
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:25,359
Speaker 2: Probably maybe even years from the whole relationship that they've had, which,

1003
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:27,839
Speaker 2: by the way, this lawsuit has not been filed yet.

1004
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 2: Still nice to know he knows he will be laughed

1005
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:33,319
Speaker 2: out of courts. I think he knows I filed an

1006
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 2: ethics complaint against him and will be updating with the

1007
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 2: I don't know where she is Shenanigan's he polled with

1008
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 2: the judge. Now, Karen's claim is that I owe her

1009
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 2: and Tim a large sum of money for business deals

1010
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:47,840
Speaker 2: that did not come to fruition.

1011
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 1: Whoo waait, so the lawyer is asking to settle out

1012
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:55,839
Speaker 1: of court for op to pay hair and money.

1013
00:53:56,080 --> 00:54:01,279
Speaker 2: Yes, actually, yes, the audacity. That's crazy again. I think

1014
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 2: these are like business deals, Like, lawyer, where do you think.

1015
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,319
Speaker 2: I guess he's just collecting speak. Yeah, he's like paying

1016
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 2: me for a thousand hours for to makes sense. Yeah,

1017
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:14,360
Speaker 2: all of that on top of some other seriously idiotic

1018
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 2: claim that I stole money and defrauded them. It's hog

1019
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:23,279
Speaker 2: crap and she's just doing this to torment me. Now

1020
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 2: my attorney is unconcerned, but I just want this woman

1021
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:30,080
Speaker 2: to go away, and her pattern of repeated escalation is

1022
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 2: not too encouraging. This is what she wants for me

1023
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:37,359
Speaker 2: to wear down and pay her to go away now

1024
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 2: knowing her she's trying to burn me out of cash

1025
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 2: before I burn her out. Joke's on her, really, My

1026
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 2: Flying Monkey's updates are essentially centering around this woman continuing

1027
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 2: to attempt to import brides for the son who is

1028
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:53,799
Speaker 2: no longer speaking to her. There is another woman who

1029
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 2: has been conned onto a flight, and Flying Monkey's wife's

1030
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 2: another woman another Oh my god again, this is like,

1031
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 2: this is the friend that has been feeding her information,

1032
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 2: so that friend's wife's cousin is now roped into helping

1033
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:18,840
Speaker 2: for spring festival things and heard all about Oh my god.

1034
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 2: Friend's wife's cousin is an extremely kind young woman that

1035
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 2: she told my friend's wife after everything happened and I

1036
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:26,280
Speaker 2: just found.

1037
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:26,560
Speaker 1: Out about it.

1038
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 2: This new offering is due to arrive sometime in early

1039
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:33,840
Speaker 2: summer and will be living with the ex in laws

1040
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:37,480
Speaker 2: Karen is suffering under the delusion that her son will

1041
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:41,799
Speaker 2: return to her bosom, maybe even to her uterus. Who

1042
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 2: knows what these women.

1043
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 1: Golly, yeah, Karen really just wants them to crawl up

1044
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 1: in there.

1045
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god. Karen is still running her mouth

1046
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 2: about me, this time telling her group of friends that

1047
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 2: I attacked her, stole money from them, and stole money

1048
00:55:55,640 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 2: from X. Lots of tutting and general comments about my

1049
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 2: ethnic origin were to be had. As far as the

1050
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 2: issues back home, my friend wasn't able to find out

1051
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 2: too much for fear of being outed, but has chatted

1052
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 2: with the original cousin wife's first attempt once. A couple

1053
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:19,400
Speaker 2: of Tim's businesses slashed on property have been caught up

1054
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 2: in the turmoil in their home city. So like back

1055
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 2: back home, all like all these businesses, these properties he got,

1056
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 2: it's it's looking good, it's looking back.

1057
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:29,399
Speaker 1: God.

1058
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 2: It's unclear if Tim has tried to go back to

1059
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:34,240
Speaker 2: clear everything up, but it is clear that the problems

1060
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:37,719
Speaker 2: will not go away without sufficient monetary payments, which makes

1061
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:40,359
Speaker 2: sense why Karen is going so hard on collecting from

1062
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:43,279
Speaker 2: me if you think about it, which that method of like, oh,

1063
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 2: we're losing our like properties in business back home. Let's

1064
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 2: sue you with an invisible lawsuits. I mean, it's not

1065
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:50,759
Speaker 2: gonna work. It's not gonna work.

1066
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 1: Just makes you know you are delusional. I am confused

1067
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:57,719
Speaker 1: how they made all these stories and how they are,

1068
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:01,040
Speaker 1: how they made all these businesses and are like as

1069
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:04,399
Speaker 1: in high social standing as they are, because they seem

1070
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:06,840
Speaker 1: legitimately absolutely bonkers.

1071
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 2: Dude. It's it's almost as delusional as hearing a incredible

1072
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 2: banger episode like this and not running over to Spotify

1073
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 2: Apple Podcasts in your favorite podcast app and just hurriedly

1074
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 2: typing in Okay story Time to Binger whole cap.

1075
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be like not crazy because we have

1076
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:25,920
Speaker 1: what over like fifty days of content, fifty two days,

1077
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 1: they say, fifty two. They do say that. That's what

1078
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 1: they say. You should go to Okay Storytime right now

1079
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:32,040
Speaker 1: wherever you get your podcasts.

1080
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 2: So are we ready to get into the grand finale?

1081
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,640
Speaker 1: I am so ready.

1082
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:40,920
Speaker 2: I'll step in to me just a brief update, since

1083
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 2: so many kind people ask for one. I'm otherwise doing well.

1084
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 2: I'm keeping my head down, living that parent, living that

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Speaker 2: paranoid life out of not staying in one place for

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Speaker 2: more than a day or two. Oh god, this is

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Speaker 2: could you imagine? Gikes, Karen might be able to find me,

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Speaker 2: but at least I'm going back to my home turf. Jesus,

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Speaker 2: welcome to fight me there. Edit to add the moving

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Speaker 2: company just left with no issues. Okay, we're getting our

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Speaker 2: little epilogue here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you deserve peace. Die deserve so much.

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Speaker 2: And I bumped my flight up by a couple of days.

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Speaker 2: I will see you all on the other side. And

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Speaker 2: is that where that ends?

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Speaker 1: That's it? Baby, Now that was a saga.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I'm kind of speechless. Man.

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Speaker 1: I feel like we had this thing blow up, but

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00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 1: there had to have that had like been like red

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00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 1: flag suggesting all this behavior before the moment that Peter

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Speaker 1: opiece fiance. It was like, I'm on board with a

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Speaker 1: mi new backup fiance imported from another country. Like, like,

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Speaker 1: I feel like there had to be moments where the

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Speaker 1: Karen was crazy. This doesn't come out of the blue,

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Speaker 1: you know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like we got plopped right right at

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Speaker 2: the point where she had been dealing with so much.

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Speaker 1: Bull Yeah yeah, and she's just but I guess, like,

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Speaker 1: like the lesson here is, yes, don't let it get

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Speaker 1: to this point. Listen to the red flags before so

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Speaker 1: you don't have to deal with this.

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Speaker 2: Run away from the terrible racist families, y'all just get

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Speaker 2: out of there and in now. The partners that are

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Speaker 2: are not defending you or like doing jack to.

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Speaker 1: Help you, not doing jack step jacking it.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, Well that's what's gonna have to do because

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Speaker 2: no one's gonna make it.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, thank god, thank god. But that's where that

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Speaker 1: story ends. That's it end this episode. Wow. So if

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Speaker 1: you love us, make sure to subscribe we love you,

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Speaker 1: and to see it tomorrow