1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:06,720 Speaker 1: Football is a game of discipline, focus, grit, and perseverance. 2 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:13,280 Speaker 1: But out in the parking lot a different story. It's 3 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:18,440 Speaker 1: about burnt hot dogs, tenting trucks, and yelling whoa every 4 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:21,760 Speaker 1: time someone throws a ping pong ball into a solo cup. 5 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:28,040 Speaker 1: Thousands of fans brought that raw beer fueled intensity to 6 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: game day, which is why we sent Jose and Alexis 7 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:33,159 Speaker 1: down to the stadium right before kickoff to ask the 8 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:37,040 Speaker 1: good people a simple question. What you're doing at the tailgate? 9 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:42,480 Speaker 2: What you're doing at the tailgate crushing miller lights crow. 10 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 2: I thought you said crutching because you have crutches. 11 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,920 Speaker 3: You actually know that's the singler. I have one crutch. 12 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,640 Speaker 3: I'm making some progress here. I ruptured my achilles tendon 13 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,280 Speaker 3: playing pickleball. I've had a few miller licensing a route 14 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 3: for an ipa. My fantasy football isn't kicking off so 15 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 3: well right now. I'm in a pretty hardcore league. 16 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 2: What hurts more your fun? Oh my god, you're flexing. 17 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 2: You have a tattoo It says cours night. 18 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 4: Yes, what is this? 19 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Speaker 3: That's the name of my fantasy football league. And I 20 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:09,920 Speaker 3: lost a side bet. But I can't get into it 21 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:11,200 Speaker 3: was in the bylaws. 22 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,679 Speaker 2: Why oh go, hold on, this is the most hardcore 23 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 2: thing I've seen. You got a tattoo because of your 24 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:17,360 Speaker 2: fantasy league. 25 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 3: Things get a little sideways during side bets, we get 26 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:21,920 Speaker 3: some We had a guy with the belly button ring 27 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:24,399 Speaker 3: in for a year and became infected, and his wife 28 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,040 Speaker 3: wanted him to take it out, and he goes, honey 29 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 3: kidding me, I can't. 30 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:28,040 Speaker 4: It's for the league. 31 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:30,800 Speaker 3: What He had to take a two week part core 32 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,440 Speaker 3: antibiotics to combat the ring because the ring couldn't come out. 33 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:34,600 Speaker 3: That also is in the by laws. 34 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:39,759 Speaker 5: God, if you're not gonna get sepsist for your fantasy league, 35 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:40,479 Speaker 5: are you even not. 36 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:43,839 Speaker 1: Dedicated if you listen to your wife, do you even 37 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 1: care about your fantasy league? Absolutely not, dude. 38 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:48,040 Speaker 6: That is hardcore. 39 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 5: Dude, a tattoo that says Cors Night for life. You 40 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 5: tell me this man is already married, because there's no 41 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:55,880 Speaker 5: way he is finding a. 42 00:01:55,840 --> 00:02:00,240 Speaker 4: New wife with that tattoo. Oh my god, we have. 43 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 1: A fantasy work league here. Why aren't we getting tattoos shovel? 44 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 4: Oh wow, I forgot I'm even in that league. 45 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,280 Speaker 1: We could end up looking like jelly Roll One of 46 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:10,799 Speaker 1: us hilarious. 47 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:12,640 Speaker 4: I vote Jeffrey. Doesn't he lose a lot? 48 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:13,079 Speaker 6: Yeah? 49 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 4: Auto draft, Yeah, that's right. 50 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:18,920 Speaker 1: I'll be Jeffrey Roll. Finally get some street cred in 51 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:19,400 Speaker 1: this base. 52 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:21,960 Speaker 4: What don't you doing at the tailgame? 53 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 1: Oh? Just hanging out for my boy's birthday? Ute him anything? 54 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 2: Game? 55 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 4: Is this your boy that just spilled your beer a 56 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 4: minute ago that I witnessed? Yeah he's an idiot, Okay, 57 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:34,640 Speaker 4: an idiot, But you're celebrating this idiot's birthday? Oh yeah? 58 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:38,080 Speaker 4: I mean I love him, known him since kindergarten. What 59 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 4: do you think is going to happen on his birthday today? 60 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:41,799 Speaker 4: He's already spilled your beer. 61 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:44,240 Speaker 1: He's gonna black out, and I'm gonna take him home 62 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:49,320 Speaker 1: on the train. No mention of football whatsoever in the 63 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:50,119 Speaker 1: entire day. 64 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 5: I bet that he tells his best friend that he 65 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 5: got tickets when he really didn't, because he knows his 66 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:57,799 Speaker 5: best friend won't make it to the actual It's. 67 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,360 Speaker 1: A good point, like why do you even have to 68 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,640 Speaker 1: go to the you'd save four hundred dollars by just 69 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,120 Speaker 1: blacking out in your own backyard and letting your friend 70 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:06,480 Speaker 1: drag you into the house. 71 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:08,720 Speaker 4: I mean, the thing is we all have a friend 72 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,760 Speaker 4: that we know. We'll never make it to the first four. 73 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:14,639 Speaker 4: You could the game, ye have hit on. 74 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,639 Speaker 2: The game starts an hour early, pre funk. 75 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:18,640 Speaker 1: You had a great time. 76 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:21,359 Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember high five and everybody around you. 77 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 1: You rush the field. That's why we can't go back again. 78 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,360 Speaker 1: It's what you're doing at the tailgate where Jose and 79 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,640 Speaker 1: Alexis went down to the football stadium right before kickoff 80 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,120 Speaker 1: to ask all those rowdy fans a simple question. 81 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 2: What you're doing at the tailgate? 82 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 6: Nothing? 83 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 4: Okay, I see that, man. You look like you're having 84 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 4: a great time. 85 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 2: Man, what are you up to today? 86 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 6: I'm gonna go over to my storage for a minute. 87 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 6: Go charge my phone at my storage. Shout out to 88 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:47,760 Speaker 6: First Avenue Storage. 89 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:50,839 Speaker 4: Okay, shout out to them. 90 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 2: So what are you gonna do when you come back 91 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 2: to the game. 92 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 6: Nothing, just chill, that's cool. 93 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:00,640 Speaker 2: What's your favorite thing about football? 94 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 6: I like it when they cook jumbalaya. 95 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,200 Speaker 4: That's the good stuff. 96 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,520 Speaker 6: That's the real good stuff. They got other stuff. I 97 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 6: like hot links, but that goes with the jumbalaya too. 98 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:22,400 Speaker 6: Jumpa mix it up, mix it up, go cut jumbalaya. 99 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 5: He is so right, though, when you go up to 100 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 5: a tent and they have a big bat of jumbal 101 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,360 Speaker 5: You're like, these people know what's up? 102 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:31,480 Speaker 4: It's so exciting? 103 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:32,560 Speaker 2: Oh it really is? 104 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,800 Speaker 1: Is he that happy about jumbal liar? Or did somebody 105 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:38,080 Speaker 1: spike that jumbalaya with something illegal and that explains his 106 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,040 Speaker 1: irrational happiness about it. 107 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,360 Speaker 5: I think there may be some other activity in a 108 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,119 Speaker 5: storage unit besides phone charge. 109 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:50,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, what you're doing at the tailgate? 110 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 7: Everybody got a different fit for the way, you know, 111 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,200 Speaker 7: so everybody rocking a different fit like you got right 112 00:04:55,279 --> 00:04:57,839 Speaker 7: here jo Jose Jose, you on air guy. 113 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:00,760 Speaker 4: He's wearing a new rival jersey. So that's good stuff. 114 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:01,600 Speaker 4: Me and myself. 115 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:06,400 Speaker 7: I'm walking a nineteen eighty eight rebok ovisional. 116 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,720 Speaker 4: Kind of like a football fashion show for. 117 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,560 Speaker 7: Your ball fashion show to watch and see everything going on. 118 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 4: Can you rate my fit? 119 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:12,440 Speaker 6: Uh? 120 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:13,520 Speaker 4: Your fit's great. 121 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:15,720 Speaker 7: You got the chucks on, you got the danim on, 122 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,280 Speaker 7: and uh your boyfriend's sweatshirts. 123 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 2: So right, Look, it's like you. 124 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:23,160 Speaker 7: Just climbed out of bed this morning, grab your sweatshirt, 125 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,240 Speaker 7: say I'm going to work, honey, I'll see you later. 126 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:31,320 Speaker 4: How is he so accurate? Well, on my everyday outfit. 127 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:34,919 Speaker 1: He basically said, you look like trash and some random 128 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:38,559 Speaker 1: guy's hoodie. That's not fair. You will collect that every 129 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:42,440 Speaker 1: single day. Alexis digeonhole you into one day. 130 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:46,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you'll agree in it. Dam Yeah, there 131 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:47,520 Speaker 4: you go once you wake up. 132 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:48,080 Speaker 6: After a while. 133 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:52,240 Speaker 1: That was what you're doing at the tailgate. We got 134 00:05:52,279 --> 00:05:54,200 Speaker 1: your phone tab coming up right after this.