Speaker 1: It's the Best Bits of the week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 2: What is up everybody? Happy weekend? The best Bits is here.
Speaker 3: You know, I know it's like the weekend and we're
Speaker 3: officially like rocking and rolling when I do the best
Speaker 3: bits with y'all.
Speaker 2: So thanks for hanging out.
Speaker 3: With me on another awesome weekend. I had Ray Mundo
Speaker 3: on on part one and we caught up. I talked
Speaker 3: about my trip down to Mississippi and Louisiana, so if
Speaker 3: you're looking for a road trip idea, go make sure
Speaker 3: to listen to that. Although I did get stuck in
Speaker 3: Airbnb bathroom and that story was crazy. Plus, ray Mundo
Speaker 3: had a mystery with his trash guy at his apartment
Speaker 3: and him.
Speaker 2: And his wife solved it. So good stuff over there.
Speaker 2: Go check that out.
Speaker 3: But right now we're going to dive into the Bobby
Speaker 3: Bone Shows. Best segments from the show this week. Lunchbox
Speaker 3: crash the set of a movie, well kind of, he
Speaker 3: attempted to. Anyway, Nicole Kidman is shooting a movie here
Speaker 3: in Nashville, and well he found the.
Speaker 2: Set and he decided he was going to try and
Speaker 2: go audition.
Speaker 3: But what Lunchbox doesn't realize is that's not quite how
Speaker 3: auditions work.
Speaker 2: So he ran into a little bit of trouble number seven.
Speaker 4: Sometimes, if you want to get in somewhere and they
Speaker 4: won't open the door, you gotta kick it down, right, Lunchbox, Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's how you gotta get your dreams. Sometimes people don't
Speaker 4: want you to be around. That's all right. I kicked
Speaker 4: my own door. So Lunchbox is trying to prove this
Speaker 4: here with this next segment. I don't know that I'd
Speaker 4: have thought this is a good idea if I'd known
Speaker 4: it ahead of time. But that's why this stuff's not
Speaker 4: run by me, because I don't want to know, because
Speaker 4: then I have deniability. I didn't know he did this.
Speaker 4: But so Lunchbox has had a dream of being an actor.
Speaker 4: He started taking classes on Zoom during the pandemic. His
Speaker 4: resume consists of can I read a few of the bulletpoints?
Speaker 4: Go ahead man, Friday night Lights? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Wow? When was that?
Speaker 4: Well, it's like fifteen years ago. But it was him
Speaker 4: playing an assistant coach. But he could barely see him
Speaker 4: from a long way away, and he had one line
Speaker 4: he was gonna yell, but they dubbed over his voice
Speaker 4: and put in somebody else's voice. Yeah, but he was
Speaker 4: there though. And then a theatrical role in a Las
Speaker 4: Vegas play called Out of Hell Yeah, where he had
Speaker 4: no lines, Well he did no, No, he had no lines.
Speaker 4: He didn't have a single line to say, I was supposed.
Speaker 6: To they cut them.
Speaker 5: Yeah what else?
Speaker 4: Bus No, that's it. Yeah, those are the two. But sometimes, though,
Speaker 4: you just wait for your break. And so here he
Speaker 4: goes he finds his break. How did you know where
Speaker 4: this movie was filming? No? I just happened to drive by.
Speaker 4: And I said, it can't be true. You just happened
Speaker 4: to drive No.
Speaker 7: No, And they had a bunch of trucks parked in
Speaker 7: a parking lot and it was like the wardrobe truck
Speaker 7: and like catering or whatever.
Speaker 4: And I was like, huh, really just drove by. Nobody
Speaker 4: tipped you off on this.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 7: No, it was just like in a park parking lot, okay.
Speaker 7: And I'm like, huh, so that means if this is here,
Speaker 7: because and then it has like signs for like uh,
Speaker 7: like if you drive down the road, it's like catering
Speaker 7: this way and has signs pointing.
Speaker 4: I'm like, let me just.
Speaker 7: Drive around and then I just waited for I couldn't
Speaker 7: find it. So I just sat there and waited for
Speaker 7: a van to leave that that's that area, and followed it.
Speaker 7: You followed a van, Oh boy, far it was three
Speaker 7: blocks okay?
Speaker 4: And what did you see when you arrived three blocks later?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Trucks everywhere. And I was like, like cameras or just trucks.
Speaker 7: Cameras, lights. I mean they had like actions. No, no, no,
Speaker 7: they had like big old like crane lights like I
Speaker 7: guess they were gonnaybe shoot at night.
Speaker 4: I don't know. This was during the day.
Speaker 7: They were shooting during the day, and so I was like,
Speaker 7: maybe they're gonna shoot at night sometime too.
Speaker 4: I don't know. But they have everything in a neighborhood.
Speaker 4: Is a house is they branded?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, So in a neighborhood. How do you find out
Speaker 4: what it is? Though? Do you get out of your car?
Speaker 4: I don't know what the clip is?
Speaker 5: I want to run.
Speaker 7: For some reason, they didn't have the street blocked, so
Speaker 7: I just rolled up in my car.
Speaker 4: I just rolled down the window. They started talking to people, asking, Hey,
Speaker 4: what's this? Hey, what's going on? Man? What are we
Speaker 4: doing here? I don't know when I was at the clips,
Speaker 4: so I don't know.
Speaker 7: That's when they tell me Nicole Kidman movie got it,
Speaker 7: and I'm like, hey, I'm here, let's go.
Speaker 4: Who did you say it to? Like? What was the
Speaker 4: first I don't know who they are. I didn't get names.
Speaker 4: I didn't ask could you ask for the director? I
Speaker 4: just said, hey, you guys need actors.
Speaker 7: Basically, I was like, I can act.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, but it was awesome.
Speaker 7: So there was people walking around with like wires in
Speaker 7: their ears, and like there's tons of.
Speaker 4: People the actors. I don't know who's who. So then
Speaker 4: how did you know who to audition for?
Speaker 7: I just started auditioning, man, what because I figure if
Speaker 7: they hear it, who's someone around?
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know who it is. What if
Speaker 4: they the directors walking by? What if they are the
Speaker 4: director and they're acting like they're not the director.
Speaker 7: So you just start acting so that way someone hears it,
Speaker 7: and maybe they hear it and they go tell the
Speaker 7: director or the director here.
Speaker 4: You never know whord of mouth travels fast. Did you ask, Hey,
Speaker 4: where's the director? Can I talk to them? I said, hey, man,
Speaker 4: you guys need actors. Oh okay, what should I hit
Speaker 4: the clip. You want to hit the cl Yeah, what
Speaker 4: is this? Man? This is me acting for who? Like, like,
Speaker 4: I don't know who these be. They dressed all in black.
Speaker 7: They're all just dressed the same. Everybody there is dressed
Speaker 7: the same.
Speaker 4: It's so nobody sticks out. Is that what it is?
Speaker 4: I don't know body dresses in black?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I remember that from when I'm on set. Okay, are
Speaker 4: you ready? Oh man, this is awesome. Describe are you
Speaker 4: You're not in the car anymore? I'm in my car.
Speaker 4: Oh you're acting in the car. I'm still in the car.
Speaker 7: I am in the middle of the road because they
Speaker 7: don't have the road blocked off for some reason.
Speaker 4: I have no idea why. I thought maybe he'd a
Speaker 4: parked and got out and like dne some acting. No,
Speaker 4: there was there was no parking.
Speaker 7: There's trucks everywhere, like I you know, when you're on set,
Speaker 7: there are trucks lined down the street.
Speaker 4: There are lights and cameras, and so I was just like,
Speaker 4: you know what, there's nowhere to park here, let's do it.
Speaker 4: Here's lunch, action and action. What we got going on? Oh?
Speaker 4: You need me? You need me to act?
Speaker 8: My man?
Speaker 4: Act all you want?
Speaker 7: What do you need me to do. I'm perfect for
Speaker 7: a role. I was in Bat Out of Hell, I
Speaker 7: was in Friday Night Lights.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 7: I don't know how long you guys can be after suck.
Speaker 7: Let me know how I can jump in. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 7: trying to get a roll. I'm trying to get cash.
Speaker 4: You cannot get in. I can't be on the movie.
Speaker 5: Nope.
Speaker 4: Life is like a box of Charlie. You never know
Speaker 4: what you're gonna get.
Speaker 5: I need to get Metro involved.
Speaker 4: No, no, I'm just trying to get a roll in
Speaker 4: the movie. Man, all right, you're missing your break.
Speaker 8: But let me know.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm trying to get in the movie.
Speaker 6: Go.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's terrible. There are a lot of things
Speaker 4: coming on. Number one, he goes, he just wants to
Speaker 4: get on the movie. I want to get on the movie.
Speaker 5: And he did for his gun, and then he.
Speaker 4: Goes, tell like a bad impression of Tom Haiks doing
Speaker 4: for his gun, the fact that it's a working road
Speaker 4: where there are cars just sitting behind him.
Speaker 10: Oh no, it's funny, and they need to get real.
Speaker 4: And I don't feel like this guy was a director.
Speaker 5: No, he's about to call the cops too.
Speaker 4: You get Metro involved. Huh did you have that line
Speaker 4: ready to go?
Speaker 5: No, just popto my head man, locker box and chocolates.
Speaker 4: It just literally like I was just like, man, I
Speaker 4: gotta go for it. And I didn't know. I was like,
Speaker 4: what's a famous line? I don't know.
Speaker 7: Sometimes when you were acting, you black out, you don't
Speaker 7: remember that true? And I just went for it because
Speaker 7: I was like, this is my chance. He's threatening to
Speaker 7: call Metro. I better hit him with a good line.
Speaker 7: So he says, oh, may we don't need to call Metro.
Speaker 7: Maybe we need to call director.
Speaker 4: Now, we need to call Hollywood. Yeah, maybe we need
Speaker 4: to call his agent. Maybe we need to call somebody.
Speaker 4: What the person yell behind you?
Speaker 7: Get out of the blanket road, blank and road?
Speaker 4: Wow? Yeah? Well, and I yelled back at him, I'm
Speaker 4: trying to get a roll. So how would they get
Speaker 4: ahold of you? Though? If they liked it?
Speaker 7: Oh, they had my license plate for sure.
Speaker 4: They definitely disrect plates. I have to track my plate.
Speaker 4: They saw me. I mean, I was there. It was awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 4: being around a set. Is it on fire?
Speaker 5: Yep?
Speaker 7: Oh man, it was so cool to see like it was.
Speaker 7: It was emotional, but I'm not giving up.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go back like today.
Speaker 4: I don't know about today.
Speaker 7: I gotta look and see maybe something else that maybe
Speaker 7: that that didn't work, so maybe I gotta go try
Speaker 7: a different way.
Speaker 4: I would keep trying that.
Speaker 6: I would wear all black, show up.
Speaker 4: Just to get the crew. Yes, just put an air
Speaker 4: piece in and then go up. Yeah, and then go
Speaker 4: up to the director and just start talking like a
Speaker 4: British accent, like dou and convince him by acting you
Speaker 4: somebody else. And then he's like, well, here are you
Speaker 4: gonna be like, I'm just kidding on lunchbox. I just
Speaker 4: acted the crap out of that.
Speaker 5: And then you do Forrest Gum again.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of stuff you can do, a lot
Speaker 4: of characters you can quickly go to. Yeah. I like it.
Speaker 4: It's called Holland Michigan. Do you know that?
Speaker 10: Ah?
Speaker 4: No, I didn't know. You didn't what the movie?
Speaker 7: Oh no, no, I think I'm pretty sure they had
Speaker 7: a Michigan flag hanging like flying.
Speaker 4: It's called Holland, Michigan. A woman in a small Midwestern
Speaker 4: town suspect her husband a living a double life, but
Speaker 4: things may be worse than she initially imagined.
Speaker 7: And let me tell you, they had a bunch of
Speaker 7: fake tulips playing it all along the walkway.
Speaker 4: I was like, that's pretty cool. Man, let me tell
Speaker 4: you it was really neat. Look at you.
Speaker 7: The hustle and bustle on set was I mean, it
Speaker 7: was really good. But they didn't even offer me catering
Speaker 7: Like I mean, I didn't even get a like a
Speaker 7: n break.
Speaker 4: They needed you to leave. Man, Man, that was awesome.
Speaker 4: Contact you from your license. You want to hear me
Speaker 4: again how good I was? I don't want to go
Speaker 4: to the whole clip again? You sure? How long is
Speaker 4: the whole clip? Ray?
Speaker 5: Forty?
Speaker 4: Hit it? What we got going on? Oh?
Speaker 7: You need me?
Speaker 4: You need me to act? My man? After all you want?
Speaker 7: What do you need me to do? I'm perfect for
Speaker 7: a role. I was in Bat out of Hell, I
Speaker 7: was in Friday Night Lights.
Speaker 4: Wasn't yep.
Speaker 7: I don't know how long you guys can be after suck.
Speaker 7: Let me know how I can jump in. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 7: trying to get a roll. I'm trying to get cash.
Speaker 7: You cannot get in. I can't be on the movie.
Speaker 5: Nope.
Speaker 4: List is like a box of charlete. You never know
Speaker 4: what you're gonna get Why need you get Metrova? No, no,
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to get a roll in the movie.
Speaker 7: Man. All right, you're missing your break, but let me
Speaker 7: know what I'm trying to get in the movie go.
Speaker 4: He told him he's missing his break and life like
Speaker 4: a bunch of chocolate.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, it's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two, Bobby made a big announcement on the show
Speaker 3: this week and it all has to do with the
Speaker 3: ACM Awards and he's involved in them.
Speaker 2: So I'm not going to give too much away because
Speaker 2: he's about to share that big announcement with you guys
Speaker 2: right here.
Speaker 1: Number six, Time for the news Bobby's story.
Speaker 4: Nicholas Cage thinks that he remembers being in his mom's womb. Okay,
Speaker 4: I told you I have a friend that thinks he
Speaker 4: remembers coming out. It's in light for the first time.
Speaker 6: Ridiculous of the birth canal.
Speaker 4: Some people claim they can remember, you know, a first
Speaker 4: vacation with the family. They can remember if they got
Speaker 4: baptized with at like four or five years old. Nicholas
Speaker 4: Cage says he was in the womb and he can
Speaker 4: go back to in Utero and he can see the faces.
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, see he thinks he relives that in his brain,
Speaker 6: so therefore it becomes his memory and he thinks that
Speaker 6: it's happened.
Speaker 4: I just had this conversation on our show twenty five
Speaker 4: Whistles where we're talking about the Michael Jordan flu game,
Speaker 4: and I've just seen it so many times. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I've seen it. Then I started to go, did I
Speaker 4: really watch it live or if I've just seen so
Speaker 4: many clips of it that I feel like because we
Speaker 4: can do that, we can absolutely tell a story so
Speaker 4: many times that all of a sudden it feels real.
Speaker 4: I don't believe Nicholas Cage remembers being inside his mom,
Speaker 4: but I can't can't prove he does it. I also
Speaker 4: want to say this, This is a little personal announcement
Speaker 4: here because I do know that this information is being
Speaker 4: dropped later today and it actually is coming out in
Speaker 4: the form of a press release, and here it is,
Speaker 4: I Bobby Bones. I am very excited to be joining
Speaker 4: the ACM Awards. That show is next Thursday night. It
Speaker 4: is on Amazon Prime, but you don't have to have
Speaker 4: an account to watch. You can watch it for free
Speaker 4: over on Amazon, which is great this year because last
Speaker 4: year it was just Super a Prime member subscriber, and
Speaker 4: I do have Amazon Prime, but this year you don't
Speaker 4: have to have that and you can watch the ACM
Speaker 4: all words.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's great for people that don't have it, so
Speaker 6: otherwise to be like, oh, I don't want to pay
Speaker 6: just for one thing.
Speaker 4: So that's the deal. It is free May eleventh at
Speaker 4: seven Eastern, Set seven, that's six Central if you do
Speaker 4: the Math five Mountain four Pacific on Prime Video. So
Speaker 4: I will be basically Garth and Dally's sidekick. Wow, I'm
Speaker 4: doing a segment during the show called Backstage with Bobby Bones, honestly,
Speaker 4: and so something will happen and I'll grab the person
Speaker 4: and we'll have a little talk right there.
Speaker 6: Go fun.
Speaker 5: That's awesome, dude, Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 4: I'm happy that they're allowing me to do that. Oh yes,
Speaker 4: thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5: One clapping, Well, there's already a clapping bed going on.
Speaker 4: Oh that's true. I didn't know Ray had a clapping music.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm very excited about it. And that'll be
Speaker 4: next Thursday. Let's go. I'll hope I don't screw it up.
Speaker 5: I don't think I will.
Speaker 4: We screw up everything, so it's normal when I screw
Speaker 4: something up, it's not screwing it up. But I'm very
Speaker 4: excited about that. And even in the pre show, which
Speaker 4: I don't think is aired, they've asked me to come
Speaker 4: out and do some stand up to the crowd and
Speaker 4: to the artists that are there. Hey, you've already written it. Well,
Speaker 4: I can't do that.
Speaker 5: We can do that.
Speaker 4: I told him too. I was like, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 4: need to worry about it. I ain't gonna go out
Speaker 4: and go full roasty bosty on it. If I were hosting,
Speaker 4: it would be different. But like recently, I did a
Speaker 4: show with Jimmy Allen. It was called Celebrity game Face,
Speaker 4: and I don't really promote it because it wasn't about me.
Speaker 4: I promoted a little bit on my Socials, but it
Speaker 4: was Jimmy's show. They said they invited celebrities on. It
Speaker 4: was like Jimmy versus Kurt Bush. Thank you.
Speaker 5: I think they're brothers.
Speaker 4: I asked him. I was like, dude, are you rich?
Speaker 4: I didn't know who he was. We were all linked
Speaker 4: up on I was like, are you rich? Like what
Speaker 4: do you do for a living? And he thought I
Speaker 4: was kidding and he was like, I don't know, man.
Speaker 4: He now worked around cars, and I said, how many
Speaker 4: car lots do you have? And I didn't realize untill
Speaker 4: later it was the bush guy has like millions and
Speaker 4: millions of dollars. So but I was Jimmy. They get
Speaker 4: to invite a friend on. That wasn't my show to
Speaker 4: go in and be the big character. I was just
Speaker 4: there to help Jimmy. We won the show. We beat
Speaker 4: everybody in the it's a trivia game too. I'm pretty good.
Speaker 4: So people were like, why weren't you like way like
Speaker 4: into it, and funny, I was the friend that was
Speaker 4: broad on try to set Jimmy up to be the star.
Speaker 4: But that's why that was. And also I had the
Speaker 4: idental surgery that morning. Oh no, not that that affected that.
Speaker 4: But I could see at times you could see me
Speaker 4: like holding my face and do I know I was
Speaker 4: doing that? But yeah, that's why there's no big personality
Speaker 4: for me. I was just there as a sidekick on
Speaker 4: this show. I'm gonna be a little more than that
Speaker 4: because I have my own segments. But I like Dolly
Speaker 4: and Guard's sidekick there. Okay, so that's happening next Thursday.
Speaker 4: Please watch it and moving on with the news. Ben
Speaker 4: affleckx Air hits prime video a week from tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Oh oh, okay, sign up for that.
Speaker 4: You can watch the ACMs and the next day watch Air.
Speaker 6: But do you have to pay?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Air?
Speaker 4: Oh listen. That movie is so good. It's about Nike,
Speaker 4: Michael Jordan, it's about how Ben Affleck's in it, but
Speaker 4: he doesn't play.
Speaker 5: The main main guy and Matt Damon, right, Matt.
Speaker 4: Damon plays the main main guy. And then Jason Bateman's
Speaker 4: in it. It was really good. Oh man, it's such
Speaker 4: a good movie that I went to the theater. I
Speaker 4: told you that. So it was only gonna be streaming
Speaker 4: only that movie. But they believed in it so much
Speaker 4: they put it in theaters. An Amazon movie in theaters.
Speaker 4: So it was awesome. So it's coming out Thursday into Friday.
Speaker 4: Chris Tucker's in it from Rush Hour.
Speaker 5: I remember him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's in it as one of the Nike guys.
Speaker 4: Too Sweet Tooth renewed for a third season and a
Speaker 4: final season at Netflix. I'd ask you, guys during the break,
Speaker 4: if you're watching it. I watched another episode last night.
Speaker 4: I love Sweet Tooth on Netflix. It's a little bizarre
Speaker 4: because it's about what they what they call hybrids. There's
Speaker 4: like a virus and these kids are born as like hybrids,
Speaker 4: half human half animal. They're trying to figure it out,
Speaker 4: and at times it's a little like okay, but it's
Speaker 4: so good that if you can get past the kids
Speaker 4: and animals mix hybrid people. It's not a documentary.
Speaker 6: But also hearing you say that it's a potential virus
Speaker 6: or whatever, that helps that situation because my brain immediately
Speaker 6: goes to, well, there's.
Speaker 4: A virus that's killed a lot of the people, and
Speaker 4: so at the same time they're trying to fit they
Speaker 4: think the hybrids are created the virus. I still don't
Speaker 4: know if they ever have it.
Speaker 5: And I'm in season two.
Speaker 4: It's so good. I love that show sweet too. My
Speaker 4: wife and I watched it again last night. That's our
Speaker 4: show right now. Oh, it's and sweet. I don't want
Speaker 4: to tell anything about it. It's good. That's from screencrunch
Speaker 4: dot Com. But they're coming back for one more season.
Speaker 4: Season three, researchers find that AI can read your mind
Speaker 4: about half the time. At the University of Texas, Austin.
Speaker 4: They have successfully created an artificial intelligence system that can
Speaker 4: translate a person's brain activity into actual language. This non
Speaker 4: invasive procedure uses an fMRI scannered with a decoder to
Speaker 4: transcribe a person's thoughts. First, the test subject listens to
Speaker 4: hours of podcasts inside the scanner. What if they got
Speaker 4: in it was all Bobby Bone Show, that's funny.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.
Speaker 3: The end of a month means it's time for Employee
Speaker 3: of the Month to go down. And I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: say I had an epic speech prepared for this, and
Speaker 3: I don't feel like I got enough credit for how
Speaker 3: great of a roast that I did, because somebody deserved
Speaker 3: it on the show.
Speaker 2: And I just had to let the words fly in.
Speaker 3: This moment because I knew I wasn't going to get
Speaker 3: Employee of the Month, but I knew that I could,
Speaker 3: you know, have a ringer of a speech, and so
Speaker 3: please let me know if you enjoyed it, because I
Speaker 3: thought it was pretty good.
Speaker 4: Number five I have for the Employee of the month,
Speaker 4: where somebody's going with money. If you want it, here's
Speaker 4: here's a will we've been it. You can went up
Speaker 4: to three on that wheel, dude. So all you had
Speaker 4: to do is be an exemplary employee last month. So
Speaker 4: when I call your name, give me your speech. Yeah,
Speaker 4: fifteen seconds? And what is your speech about today? Amy?
Speaker 4: If I were to go to you, what is your
Speaker 4: speech is that if you were to win, why you
Speaker 4: should win?
Speaker 6: Well, I don't think you. It's well, it involves you.
Speaker 4: It's a poem about me.
Speaker 5: Oh you're butt kissing?
Speaker 4: Oh? Okay, up poem up first, Amy, Amy, would you
Speaker 4: please read your speech?
Speaker 6: Okay, writing a speech about winning this is always so hard.
Speaker 6: It's my least favorite thing that we ever do. And
Speaker 6: I feel like everyone makes this show what it is.
Speaker 6: And this month, I propose Bobby actually get it because
Speaker 6: he has been on fire this month and he actually
Speaker 6: turned up the air conditioner for the first time ever
Speaker 6: this month in show history. I couldn't believe it. I
Speaker 6: think about it all the time. I've told multiple people like,
Speaker 6: this is your month?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 4: Is it unanimous?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: Oh dang, did y'all witness that?
Speaker 4: When that was crazy?
Speaker 6: I was like, somebody check on Bobby.
Speaker 5: I took my years.
Speaker 4: I just said, hey, we make it a little warmer,
Speaker 4: only because it was so cold. It was like cold war.
Speaker 4: If I started to feel out, I know, you guys
Speaker 4: are freezing your faces off. Because I wasn't uncomfortable. I
Speaker 4: was like, if I'm feeling it, they're hurting. Amy. Thank
Speaker 4: you for that. It's very nice you didn't win. I
Speaker 4: appreciate that I have me, Scooba and Mike decide, and
Speaker 4: I have people right down. We submit reasons why people
Speaker 4: should or shouldn't. And for you it was Amy was
Speaker 4: very vulnerable. Sharing the story of getting mistaken for my wife,
Speaker 4: Caitlin's mom was vulnerability. So good for you on that.
Speaker 4: All right, next up lunchbox. Oh you ready, We're ready
Speaker 4: for it.
Speaker 7: Speeches are a thing of the past, just like Eddie
Speaker 7: having hair under that hat every month. There's a lot
Speaker 7: of pressure on me to set the bar. Oh wait, wait,
Speaker 7: wait a second, can someone get ray of stool so
Speaker 7: he can see that far? Some people say I gave
Speaker 7: Scuba pink eye, but that's still better than hearing Abby,
Speaker 7: which makes people want to die. He went on, all
Speaker 7: Amy is good for is her tears, and poor Morgan
Speaker 7: hasn't been relevant in years.
Speaker 4: Wow, Wow, you went really harder that last one, and
Speaker 4: it actually made sense. The rest I struggle with some
Speaker 4: of the like read the first line was like it
Speaker 4: didn't eve rhyme, I don't think yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 7: Beaches are a thing of the past, just like Eddie
Speaker 7: having hair under that hat.
Speaker 5: Passing hat.
Speaker 4: I mean it's a stretch past Okay, rhyme them out
Speaker 4: for me, past hat.
Speaker 6: I mean you can.
Speaker 4: Rhyme whatever you want, how you say it. That was
Speaker 4: that's strong. You're still in the competition.
Speaker 6: I'm leaving you in and I have not cried this month.
Speaker 4: Well it's it's the month is out in the head
Speaker 4: of again in the month Vapril. You did not some
Speaker 4: of the good things about Lunchbox. So because he's still
Speaker 4: in the finals here he called a doctor to find
Speaker 4: out about a Brazilian but left and how much it
Speaker 4: would cost. He had a funny prank call where he
Speaker 4: was stuck inside of al machine. He revealed what was
Speaker 4: inside of our storage unit and he called nine to
Speaker 4: one one again. But he did got it. Got Lunchbox.
Speaker 4: You're still in Eddie giving your speech. If you were
Speaker 4: to win, go ahead.
Speaker 12: So mine is more of reasons why I think I
Speaker 12: should win Employee the Month. The main reason is, you know,
Speaker 12: the month of April. I was pretty much sick the
Speaker 12: whole time because Lunchbox spit a loogie on me. And
Speaker 12: I think when I think of employee of the Month
Speaker 12: is someone that goes above and beyond despite all the obstacles,
Speaker 12: and getting sick by Lunchbox was a big obstacle, and
Speaker 12: I think.
Speaker 5: I did that.
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you, Eddie, you are still in Yeah, Morgan,
Speaker 4: they realized that Lugi was two.
Speaker 3: Days ago, so still yes, ironic Lunchbox.
Speaker 2: She came after me, so get ready.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, he's so funny if she go ahead.
Speaker 3: Lunchbox may think I'm not even rated, but let's be honest,
Speaker 3: I'm killing the game while he can't even get to
Speaker 3: the peak of his fame, digital numbers on the rise,
Speaker 3: and Lunchbox can't even win a lottery prize spilling juicyt
Speaker 3: while he hasn't even.
Speaker 10: Finished his degree.
Speaker 2: He may scream all he does is win, but he.
Speaker 3: Got to work on that per personality within.
Speaker 4: That was better rhyme but not as harsh, because I
Speaker 4: think you're just a nicer person. But better rhyme that
Speaker 4: rhymes in the middle of percentence too. I don't I
Speaker 4: didn't notice. You didn't know. I got bored. That's pretty good, though.
Speaker 4: Some of the strong things about Morgan She's spilled tver
Speaker 4: Rex boyfriend's girlfriend, and how she the Megan Maroney story.
Speaker 4: She won blind karaoke duets with Ray Mundo, but that
Speaker 4: was terrible for everybody. That's terrible. He had a good month, Morgan,
Speaker 4: but she did not win. But great, great speech there.
Speaker 4: Think that's gonna be definitely be a consideration for next month.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 10: I appreciate it.
Speaker 8: Ray.
Speaker 4: You want to go, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 11: Why I should win? I was vulnerable about my cat
Speaker 11: Pablo's broken back. I went to Vegas for Sam, hung
Speaker 11: out with sweepstakes winners for ten good minutes, and then
Speaker 11: I've had to deal with show members complaining lunchbox, drinking
Speaker 11: on the job, Eddie, quitting podcasts, Eddie and Life after
Speaker 11: Divorce Amy.
Speaker 4: I really believe I should win. Thanks guys. Okay, wait,
Speaker 4: what's he talking about. That's the best bit all of months.
Speaker 4: What's that he drinking on the job for tequila?
Speaker 5: Oh that was the bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you did keep going, though, I think you're like,
Speaker 4: let me taste it again. Take it again, right, you
Speaker 4: had a good month, bea did not win. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Last person before we get announced a winner. Here, Abby,
Speaker 4: Abby's our phone screener producer. She does it all, Abby,
Speaker 4: go ahead, give me your speech in case you win.
Speaker 9: Okay, So I think I had some good bits, like
Speaker 9: when I share the story of the couple in the
Speaker 9: same hotel room as me, and then I apologized for
Speaker 9: a lunchbox because he actually did give me a gig.
Speaker 9: And I think I should get an automatic win because
Speaker 9: I was paired up with lunchbox and I'm flying karaoke
Speaker 9: and I am terrible at easy trivia. But hey, I
Speaker 9: gave it a great effort.
Speaker 4: You did, Yeah, it did. Have you done the gig yet?
Speaker 4: The lunchboxes for you? No, that is coming up.
Speaker 1: It is, okay, it's coming up.
Speaker 4: I'm scared to say a date though, because.
Speaker 9: He's going to try to do something.
Speaker 4: You got to do it secretly. Yeah, well then you
Speaker 4: can't get people there.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 4: Okay, Abby, didn't win, but good job this month. So
Speaker 4: it's between the Lunchbox and Eddie, and I tell you
Speaker 4: it was a split decision, like they have him boxing.
Speaker 4: What this split decision. So, Eddie, some of the stuff
Speaker 4: they said that you've done that was great. You have
Speaker 4: been crushing videos, putting a lot of time into the videos,
Speaker 4: better than ever before. You made the ridiculous claim that
Speaker 4: you would get a butt lift. That let the lunchbox
Speaker 4: making the call about the butt left. Come on, you
Speaker 4: shared no parenting Sundays, and you brought in the dilemma
Speaker 4: about the free pizza, and somebody wrote, pound for pound
Speaker 4: the most lol moments on the show with his quick comments,
Speaker 4: I love it, I love it.
Speaker 5: All right, I want to do I'll spin the wheel Bones.
Speaker 7: No, no, not yet.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah. So it was a split decision, two to
Speaker 4: one of the three voters Me, Mike and Scuba Steve,
Speaker 4: and the winner is Eddie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, buddy, wow, thank you Bones.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you can what's up?
Speaker 5: What's up? Lunch now?
Speaker 4: Don't mess with him. He's not messing with you.
Speaker 5: No no, no, no no.
Speaker 4: He's lining to nothing. He did nothing. He did not
Speaker 4: mess with you.
Speaker 5: I just figured he wanted to say something.
Speaker 4: He already did. He did his speech. Let the guy
Speaker 4: be we get no. All right, okay, Eddie, you can
Speaker 4: pick do you want to spin the wheel of cash.
Speaker 4: Do you want self promotion or do you want to
Speaker 4: block someone from contention?
Speaker 5: Bones? You know what I want?
Speaker 4: What do you want?
Speaker 5: I want to spend that way?
Speaker 4: Here he goes. You got a chance for real money.
Speaker 4: I have three hundred bucks, three hundred dollars I needed
Speaker 4: with a wheel. We've taken a lot of the one
Speaker 4: dollars off, by the way, but I saw that. All right,
Speaker 4: let's go. Let's say that where.
Speaker 5: I need the money?
Speaker 4: Boss, I need it, Eddie, fifty This is the most
Speaker 4: I've ever won. Wow? Wow wow?
Speaker 5: Okay, so I spin again?
Speaker 4: No spin again?
Speaker 5: I thought it was.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. You can have the fifty bucks,
Speaker 4: or you can take two more spins and add them together.
Speaker 4: Oh there, you take fifty right now, or you get
Speaker 4: him to more spins and add them together. Break what
Speaker 4: I do, Eddie?
Speaker 5: I want to you're gambler, Oh, Bones, I'm a gambler.
Speaker 4: You know that two spins and at them together?
Speaker 12: Bones, I see twenties times.
Speaker 4: If you get times for the best time? Six? Oh
Speaker 4: did an answer ready?
Speaker 5: I think I'm gonna just take the fifty Hey, okay,
Speaker 5: you get that's a baby.
Speaker 4: You get three spins at them together.
Speaker 5: Okay, I do three. If I don't get anything, I
Speaker 5: keep the fifty.
Speaker 4: No, okay, three spins. Let's spin where?
Speaker 5: God, come on, hundreds, Come on, hundred, I need.
Speaker 4: You all right, ten dollars dollars? Pretty good, let's skill it,
Speaker 4: pretty good. Let's spin that where?
Speaker 6: Come on?
Speaker 5: Baby?
Speaker 12: Come on, baby, let's see hundred dollars, hundred dollars, hundred.
Speaker 1: Dollars, ten dollars.
Speaker 4: Get one more spin? Ready, let's spin.
Speaker 5: Now, this is huge, this is huge. Come on, hundreds,
Speaker 5: come on. Oh there it went. Okay, one dollar, Eddie,
Speaker 5: he took fifteen.
Speaker 4: He made it twenty one.
Speaker 10: I'm all right.
Speaker 5: It's a sign. That's my lucky number.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 4: Number two.
Speaker 3: Eddie shared on the show that his son is about
Speaker 3: to be driving.
Speaker 2: He had to take his driver's test and Eddie was
Speaker 2: the proctor for it.
Speaker 3: So crazy things in Tennessee where the parent can be
Speaker 3: the proctor of a driver's test. I'm so curious if
Speaker 3: this happens in other states, because it didn't in Kansas
Speaker 3: at least when I learned to drive, and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh gosh, I'm twenty nine to like thirteen years ago,
Speaker 3: so it can't be that much different.
Speaker 2: I go be wrong but crazy.
Speaker 3: And Eddie admitted that when he was proctering the exam,
Speaker 3: he didn't think he would pass by himself. So of
Speaker 3: course it prompted another bit and Amy lunchbox Eddie, they
Speaker 3: had to take a driver's test and somebody failed, and
Speaker 3: I'm just going to tell you the irony is real.
Speaker 4: Number four, Eddie was talking about his son, and his
Speaker 4: son had to take the written driver's test. Eddie said
Speaker 4: he would have trouble passing that driver's test himself. The
Speaker 4: fact you were the proctor and they allowed that, it
Speaker 4: just seems yeah, man, so wrong, and you didn't.
Speaker 5: I did not cheat.
Speaker 4: You're a man of integrity.
Speaker 5: Hey, I swear to the highest power I did not cheat.
Speaker 12: Bob Pittman, Yeah, sure, okay, the guy who played golf
Speaker 12: with sure Rich wrestler.
Speaker 5: Wrestler.
Speaker 4: So we pull some questions from the real driver's test.
Speaker 4: Let's see who on the show would pass or fail
Speaker 4: the written portion. To pass the test, you got to
Speaker 4: get eight out of ten, like if we were to
Speaker 4: do this as the actual test man, Yeah, exactly. Question
Speaker 4: number one. Write your answer down, everybody, what should you do?
Speaker 4: If you're driving and an emergency vehicle is approaching with
Speaker 4: sirens and lights, and you don't have to write the whole, whole,
Speaker 4: whole whole thing the biography of the car, Henry Ford,
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 6: You don't need the speed, Amy, and stop and wait
Speaker 6: for it to pass.
Speaker 12: Lunchbox full over the side of the road, Eddie, I wrote,
Speaker 12: stop and pull over.
Speaker 4: That's all right, good, we got to pull over?
Speaker 6: Then stop?
Speaker 4: Well, okay, so you are or jump out of the
Speaker 4: garden run yeah, speed up beat it. Number two. What
Speaker 4: does a flashing red light and traffic mean? A flashing
Speaker 4: red light in traffic.
Speaker 6: And in.
Speaker 4: I'm in Amy, you treat it like a stop sign, Lunchbox.
Speaker 4: It turns into a stop sign. It turns into one
Speaker 4: if you watch it long and it really well like
Speaker 4: more like a transformer, Eddie.
Speaker 5: Stop and wait till it's your turn.
Speaker 4: Yeah, stop and perceive a caution stop sign. All good,
Speaker 4: like stept at two per two. So, by the way,
Speaker 4: whoever loses it gets a license cut up? Oh right
Speaker 4: here on the air. Number three, What does a solid
Speaker 4: yellow line on the road mean? Solid yellow?
Speaker 10: There's one?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Sure, okay, all right, what about that coloring something, Amy,
Speaker 6: No passing, Lunchbox.
Speaker 5: No passing, Eddie, don't pass?
Speaker 4: Yeah, no passing allowed. Whoa, there are two as well,
Speaker 4: I think one for each side.
Speaker 6: Okay, but also sometimes.
Speaker 4: And then also in the middle of day. I've never
Speaker 4: seen one on the middle of two. Who cares.
Speaker 6: Actually sometimes they're white, so I didn't know the yellow
Speaker 6: was throwing.
Speaker 10: Me, you know.
Speaker 4: And I can't see very well when it rains, especially
Speaker 4: at night, I can see nothing.
Speaker 5: And they let me drive.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm just kind of guessing.
Speaker 5: I don't say that out loud.
Speaker 4: I know this. We're not in the air.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 4: Next up, what should you do if you're involved in
Speaker 4: a minor fender bender? The key is minor. What should
Speaker 4: you do if you're involved in a minor fender bender?
Speaker 4: Do you have insurance or not?
Speaker 5: That's a fair questions.
Speaker 6: Yeah, gosh, minor. There's so many different ways to handle.
Speaker 4: This, are there?
Speaker 10: Not?
Speaker 4: According to this?
Speaker 6: Not? Because do they want to handle it? On the slide?
Speaker 4: Every ready? Good guy?
Speaker 5: Okay, fine, Amy.
Speaker 6: I do not do this, but you call the police, okay.
Speaker 4: Lunchbox, you have to pull off the road and wait
Speaker 4: for the people. Eddie.
Speaker 5: If it steers it clears, move off the road.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to give that to any of you.
Speaker 4: If what you do is you you do move your
Speaker 4: vehicle off throw, but then you exchange insurance information. If
Speaker 4: it's minor, you can leave.
Speaker 5: Oh no, we didn't get through that part. I think
Speaker 5: we eventually would have all that.
Speaker 4: I just can't give that to you because you didn't
Speaker 4: say that part.
Speaker 6: But that's what I do. But then y'all the other
Speaker 6: day when I had a minor.
Speaker 4: I'm a proctor of the test. I can't give it
Speaker 4: to you. Guys. As a point, I respect that. Thank you,
Speaker 4: you didn't say it all. I had the answer here.
Speaker 4: We don't deviate from that, but we.
Speaker 5: All missed one.
Speaker 4: Thanks if you were you've mostly had the idea.
Speaker 12: But yeah, so we're all one away from getting our
Speaker 12: license cut.
Speaker 4: Yeah. What should you do if your vehicle starts to skid?
Speaker 6: I'm in?
Speaker 4: Are you good? Job?
Speaker 10: Skid?
Speaker 5: I'm in.
Speaker 4: There's a couple of maneuvers, No, you're already in.
Speaker 5: Here we go NASCAR relaxed maneuvers.
Speaker 4: What should you do if your vehicle starts to skid?
Speaker 4: Everybody good? Yeah? I think so?
Speaker 6: Amy, Well, you have to have both hands on the.
Speaker 4: Wheel, and I don't say pray, close your eyes.
Speaker 6: Jesus, take the wheel. Yes, so, and then you.
Speaker 4: Tap the brakes, Lunchbox, you gotta tap the brakes, Eddie,
Speaker 4: just let off the gas.
Speaker 5: Don't tap the brakes.
Speaker 4: You're all wrong, and you all just get into a
Speaker 4: wall or a tree or something. We do.
Speaker 6: Don't look.
Speaker 4: No, if you're skidding, you have to. I've learned this
Speaker 4: the hard way. You have to turn your wheel towards
Speaker 4: the way of the skid because it keeps it from
Speaker 4: turning around.
Speaker 5: I see, I knew that, But have you guys?
Speaker 4: Breaks And if you're skidding, breaks aren't really going to
Speaker 4: help you, because it's that's why you're already skidding. You
Speaker 4: can try a tappy tap, but for the most part,
Speaker 4: if you're on ice, those breaks ain't helping.
Speaker 5: That tappy TAP's not work.
Speaker 4: You're just trying to turn the way the skid. So
Speaker 4: it kind of evens itself out.
Speaker 6: Oh you didn't say ice.
Speaker 4: Anyway, it could be it could be anything that threw
Speaker 4: me off the ice. I didn't say ice. It literally.
Speaker 4: Could it give you water? Toil oil? It could be
Speaker 4: an oil spill amy on the road.
Speaker 5: Okay, So miss too.
Speaker 4: It can be Mario Kart and you hit the oil
Speaker 4: spill that someone left behind.
Speaker 6: Okay, Also, did you know that's like if you're say
Speaker 6: you are skidding and you're like there's a electric pole
Speaker 6: or something, you're like, I don't want to hit the pole.
Speaker 6: I don't want to hit the pole. Don't look at
Speaker 6: the pole like you're like, I need to avoid that pole.
Speaker 6: So you're looking at it to try to avoid it.
Speaker 6: Race car driver's.
Speaker 4: Say, I'll better to do this. They're in an accident.
Speaker 4: They're like, I look at the ball. I looked at
Speaker 4: my shoes, and then I.
Speaker 6: Know I find find someone can verify this calling.
Speaker 4: What two things should you do if you're driving and
Speaker 4: a dust storm approaches?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 4: Oh man?
Speaker 6: What two things you know?
Speaker 4: I probably could say this to about a really bad
Speaker 4: thunderstorm like rain storm, but you can't see equal to
Speaker 4: two things should you do? First thing, don't look in
Speaker 4: the dust storm? Apparently not more else somewhere else. These
Speaker 4: are the answers you'd have to put if you're going
Speaker 4: to pass the test. Guys, don't be mad at me.
Speaker 4: Ah man, that's two things. I got two things down. Lunchbox,
Speaker 4: put your hazards on and pull over.
Speaker 6: Amy, slow way down because I don't know how bad
Speaker 6: the storm is, and put on your hazards.
Speaker 12: Eddie, stop and pull over under a bridge.
Speaker 4: It's one thing.
Speaker 5: Mind that bridge.
Speaker 4: Where's your second last?
Speaker 5: If there's not a bridge anywhere to be found, you
Speaker 5: gotta find it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Amy, you missed it. Eddie, you missed it, although
Speaker 4: you were close and lunchbotch. I'll accept hazards for lights,
Speaker 4: but you pull off the road and you turn on
Speaker 4: your lights.
Speaker 6: Hazards you said.
Speaker 4: You never said stop the car. You're just like driving
Speaker 4: eight miles A.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's dangerous.
Speaker 4: Any who, someone's over here driving away with this one.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 5: You're one up.
Speaker 4: Okay, what should you do if you're driving in heavy fog?
Speaker 5: I'm in.
Speaker 4: I don't take you guys's confidence anymore? Is that you
Speaker 4: haven't usually I knew. I'm like, wow, they got that one. No,
Speaker 4: not anymore.
Speaker 6: I'm just telling you the answers. They're just pull over.
Speaker 4: Well, yes, yes, when something bad is happening, you should
Speaker 4: pull over. Amy's like I just keep going. Pull over.
Speaker 5: Amy is like the sea and multiple choice, just write
Speaker 5: it down.
Speaker 4: Heavy fog? Got it? Oh? What should you do if
Speaker 4: you're in heavy shoot?
Speaker 6: I can't remember. It's the opposite.
Speaker 4: Yeah, drive in reverse, turn around, driving reverse the whole way.
Speaker 4: Don't look at the fogs out in front of you,
Speaker 4: it's behind you.
Speaker 5: Just pick the Amy, okay.
Speaker 4: Don't look at the poles. Yeah, absolutely, don't look at them.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, whatever, you look the other way.
Speaker 4: What's that movie where she turned her head around backwards? Exorcist?
Speaker 4: You learn to do the Exorcist move? Are you good? Okay? Amy?
Speaker 6: Put on your brights okay, and.
Speaker 4: Does that and then pull over, pull over and put
Speaker 4: on your brides Okay, Eddie, low beams.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's the opposite. I knew it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you got you got it to the low beams, Lunchbox,
Speaker 7: turn on your lights and lower your speed.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna give it to Eddie and Lunchbox both.
Speaker 4: It is us your low beams and then slow down.
Speaker 4: I forgot the slow down part, but but you did
Speaker 4: say beams and lunch by it just said anyway, whatever
Speaker 4: the case is, it doesn't matter. You both get that point.
Speaker 6: It is specifically low beam.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Hey, together, lunch we would have been good in the funk.
Speaker 4: Nailed it. Turn on your lights, but no lights though.
Speaker 4: It's beams low beams, not high. But I didn't say
Speaker 4: I call them brights. I say, you turn on your brights,
Speaker 4: but light so lights is low and bright. As you
Speaker 4: turn on your light, you turn on your car lights
Speaker 4: and you turn on your brights.
Speaker 6: I see what you're saying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but I don't know that. And that's not
Speaker 4: the tests that would have been. You got the point.
Speaker 4: I know. That's how I'm talking.
Speaker 12: It's tough being a proctor and dude, dude, that would
Speaker 12: be atology.
Speaker 5: Yes, a proctor, two different things.
Speaker 4: Yes, next up. What's the purpose of a rumble stripy?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm in.
Speaker 4: Lunchy. Oh yeah, Amy to wake you up?
Speaker 5: I think that's a good answer.
Speaker 4: I think that somebody is really using their personal experiences
Speaker 4: in this eddie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I put wake you up.
Speaker 6: Why don't you get your.
Speaker 4: What you got? Babe? Go ahead, babe, god, babe, wake
Speaker 4: you up so you don't go off the road.
Speaker 5: You know, that's gotta be right.
Speaker 4: It's not specifically wake you up, because it could be
Speaker 4: a lot of things. You could be like talking to
Speaker 4: somebody in the other seat, looking at the kids in
Speaker 4: the back. That's with the radio, could be falling asleep.
Speaker 4: It's to alert drivers are veering off the throat a
Speaker 4: little bit or to another lane. Okay, you all were
Speaker 4: so kind of right. I'll give it to you.
Speaker 5: Let's go all right.
Speaker 4: One more question. What does a white painted curb mean?
Speaker 4: This one was worth five points?
Speaker 5: White painted curb?
Speaker 4: What is a white is the hardest one? What does
Speaker 4: a white never seen painted curb?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You have everywhere. M Oh, I know New Tenant Park
Speaker 4: or five point New Tenant.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's that's good, that's good lunch.
Speaker 4: That is funny. That a lot. That is funny.
Speaker 5: Funny.
Speaker 6: I'm in.
Speaker 4: Just don't look at it when you park, right, just
Speaker 4: look anywhere, but it I'm sure you're right, But I'm
Speaker 4: saying that wasn't the answer.
Speaker 6: Mm hmm.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it just sounds funny when you say, don't look
Speaker 7: at the pole.
Speaker 4: Look elsewhere.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, if you look at the pole, then you're
Speaker 6: likely going to hit the pole.
Speaker 4: So like when you're like when you're going for a
Speaker 4: walk or you're not supposed to.
Speaker 6: Look at you No, no, this is if you're out of it.
Speaker 4: I mean, I agree with you, by the way, it's
Speaker 4: just not the answer to that question.
Speaker 6: I know it's sometimes I saw this whole YouTube about it, Like.
Speaker 5: I'm not arguing.
Speaker 4: I'm not arguing with you that you're wrong.
Speaker 6: Like people that are in a fast portion, they're going
Speaker 6: like one hundred miles an hour or lot of times
Speaker 6: you hear somehow they.
Speaker 4: Hit a pole. They must have been looking at the grass.
Speaker 6: No, they were like, shoot, they lost control, and they're like,
Speaker 6: I don't want to hit the pole.
Speaker 4: They hit the All right, guys, I need an answer here.
Speaker 4: I'm in what does a painted curb mean for five points? Amy?
Speaker 6: Delivery drop zone, don't block lunchbox?
Speaker 5: Loading zone, Eddie, fire hydrant, Eddie, you lose.
Speaker 4: The answer is loading and unloading only. I give it yes,
Speaker 4: and the delivery drivers know that with the five point lead, yeah,
Speaker 4: five Amy ends up with nine. Lunchbox ex up with eleven, Eddie,
Speaker 4: you've failed to test. You only got five.
Speaker 5: Hey, ed, he was the proxy who wants to pick
Speaker 5: it up tomorrow?
Speaker 6: Proxy, But that counts to right.
Speaker 4: Proxy is like you vote your yea yeah anyway, hair
Speaker 4: at Nice.
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Speaker 3: ours and now it's on her arm forever, along with
Speaker 3: an avocado that she got, like for another tattoo. I
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: We're by the avocado, by the way, But you can.
Speaker 3: Check out this picture of the tattoo because it is
Speaker 3: really cool.
Speaker 2: It's up at Bobby Botens dot com.
Speaker 3: But for now you can hear her talk about it
Speaker 3: and why she's very happy with her decision.
Speaker 4: Number three, we have Melissa and Indiana on the phone. Now.
Speaker 4: Melissa asked us to all sign a piece of paper
Speaker 4: and I said, Melissa, you don't want this. All of
Speaker 4: us sign the piece of paper, and then she has
Speaker 4: tattooed every one of our signatures on her arm. I'm
Speaker 4: looking at a picture of it right now. I mean
Speaker 4: it is from the wrist almost all the way up
Speaker 4: to that bend in your arm elbow, and it's all
Speaker 4: of our names. Melissa, how are you?
Speaker 8: I am good? How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm doing pretty good? Good. So her tattoo is my glasses.
Speaker 4: And then there is no straight line to success, and
Speaker 4: then it's all of our names surrounding it. Hey, what's that?
Speaker 4: It looks like some sort of vegetable.
Speaker 8: Is an avocado. Me and my sister have matchine tattoos,
Speaker 8: so that's in there. So God, it's wavy.
Speaker 4: I just make sure nobody's signed. Drew an alvocas his paper,
Speaker 4: like his doodling, and then she tattooed it on her.
Speaker 4: But everybody's name is on there. I see mine, I
Speaker 4: see Scuba Stee, I see lunchbox. Ray didn't even sign.
Speaker 4: Ray just signed the word sison, which he doesn't even own.
Speaker 4: It's just not it's just such a universal thing. What
Speaker 4: just the word the scison?
Speaker 11: I mean, I'm kind of known for it now and
Speaker 11: then all the restaurants do it. They say, oh, it's
Speaker 11: frosty Sison. Oh it's summer set right right, But do
Speaker 11: you think that's because of you? No, ironically enough, it's
Speaker 11: cool though, okay, ironically, no, it's ironic.
Speaker 6: I'm looking at it now. Oh man, I could have
Speaker 6: done a better. Why, I'm sorry?
Speaker 8: Hey, I love it?
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know, Melissa, So what do you think
Speaker 4: about it? Your whole arm is covered in our names.
Speaker 4: What do you got? What do you think?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 8: I love it. I've been getting a lot of compliments
Speaker 8: about it. They like it too, so they think it's
Speaker 8: so cool.
Speaker 4: So I think that it has to be addressed. It's
Speaker 4: like somebody walking in with a big, crazy hairstyle. If
Speaker 4: you don't say anything about it, it's kind of weird
Speaker 4: because it's just big and crazy. And if you do
Speaker 4: say something, you acknowledge it. You have to go, oh,
Speaker 4: I like you, you can't really acknowledge it and then
Speaker 4: not compliment. I would just assume most people don't know
Speaker 4: who we are. What they see this, like what's on
Speaker 4: your arm? And you're like, oh, this is a morning
Speaker 4: show that I listen to and They're like, who is it? Oh,
Speaker 4: I never heard of them? I mean, does that happen
Speaker 4: a lot?
Speaker 8: Most people know who you are. Like me and my
Speaker 8: husband were like, when we get off work, we'll be like,
Speaker 8: did you hear what Amy said today? Or Bobby or
Speaker 8: so it's just a conversation that we have a lot
Speaker 8: of our friends. They listen to you guys, So it's
Speaker 8: pretty cool.
Speaker 4: If it makes you feel good, we feel good.
Speaker 8: Well that's well, I appreciate it. Thank you so much,
Speaker 8: And maybe someday I can meet all you guys where
Speaker 8: you could see it in person. So, but thank you.
Speaker 4: What's up? I'm busy? What do you mean? Like, I
Speaker 4: don't know if we can meet? Why? I mean she
Speaker 4: got my name tattooed on her arm. I mean she's
Speaker 4: in love.
Speaker 7: And I have a question for her. It's like, what
Speaker 7: happens when Abby up and leaves, Like you know, she
Speaker 7: gets tired of being a phone screener And it's like, okay,
Speaker 7: you know what I mean. I'm gonna like go chase
Speaker 7: my dreams of being whatever she has dreams of being.
Speaker 4: Why do you always go to after Abby fair? Question?
Speaker 4: What if anyone on the show leaves and you have
Speaker 4: their name tattooed on you, Melissa.
Speaker 8: That was part of your Guys show at one time,
Speaker 8: and it was part of my life that I listened
Speaker 8: to you guys. And that's if they leave, they leave,
Speaker 8: you know, but I still had that there, so.
Speaker 4: Remindser her of a moment, special moment in time. Do
Speaker 4: people like people you don't know?
Speaker 7: You say, your friends know you listen to the show,
Speaker 7: But I mean strangers have to be like, oh, those
Speaker 7: are your family members, and they.
Speaker 4: Have to be like, no radio show. They got to
Speaker 4: think you're cuckoo cuckoo, no No.
Speaker 8: A tattoo artist that did it thought it was pretty
Speaker 8: cool that you guys all signed for me so and
Speaker 8: thought it was.
Speaker 4: Pretty cool what that tattoo cost to get all the.
Speaker 8: Names, Uh two hundred, I think, oh yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, we are honored. We are honored, and thank you
Speaker 4: for listening to our show every morning. And if we're
Speaker 4: able to give you something positive, we love that you're
Speaker 4: able to do it in a positive way. So thank
Speaker 4: you and we can't wait to meet you one day either.
Speaker 4: Just don't show up randomly and surprise us because a
Speaker 4: caller did that.
Speaker 8: Oh I won't get that.
Speaker 4: They were like they left the message we're gonna be
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be there in the morning, and they were like,
Speaker 4: wait what and then she showed up and it was
Speaker 4: a whole deal, like security deal. We would rather have
Speaker 4: it planned right everybody. Yes, yes, not waiting outside the
Speaker 4: bus stop or something. You know, what do you talk?
Speaker 4: What are you talking about? I'm just trying to go
Speaker 4: with something.
Speaker 7: I don't no bus stop, like you know, you get
Speaker 7: off the bus and there she was waiting for you, like, hey, we.
Speaker 5: Don't ride the bus.
Speaker 4: None of us ride the bus. Ooh, some of you
Speaker 4: guys knew no one takes a city bus. Okay. Digging
Speaker 4: is trying to dig a different tunnel out. Melissa, Thank you,
Speaker 4: hope you have a great day. Thank you for sharing
Speaker 4: that with us.
Speaker 8: Tell your husband I I will thank you. Guys.
Speaker 4: He knows nobody writes a city bus. And then also
Speaker 4: he went right after Abbey and he's called her phone
Speaker 4: screen her. She's not. She does so much more than
Speaker 4: just screen phone calls. That's what she does right now,
Speaker 4: but she's also helping produce segments. She also works for
Speaker 4: the podcast network.
Speaker 6: Abby you said anybody, yeah, he could has said himself,
Speaker 6: what if I leaves the doe one day, Well, if.
Speaker 7: I hit the lottery, yes, but I mean realistically, she's
Speaker 7: the lowest on the totem pole, so she's most likely
Speaker 7: to leave for a job that there's lower. There's not
Speaker 7: signing on her arm.
Speaker 5: He's right there, yeah, he's right technically.
Speaker 4: All right, we're gonna.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 4: Number two.
Speaker 3: Kimberly Perry of the band Perry came in the studio
Speaker 3: this week. The band Perry recently announced that they were
Speaker 3: breaking up, so she talked about it, why that decision
Speaker 3: was made, what it's going to be like for her
Speaker 3: moving forward in a solo career, and she performed If
Speaker 3: I Die Young Part two, which is a sequel to
Speaker 3: their massive hit If I Die Young.
Speaker 2: It was really good. It was just cool to see
Speaker 2: Kimberly Perry in studio. She also like discreetly like we
Speaker 2: didn't announce it.
Speaker 3: We were like, what's the gender of your baby? But
Speaker 3: she shared it during this interview. She shared on her
Speaker 3: social media a few months back that she's pregnant, and
Speaker 3: during this interview she might have dropped some hints at
Speaker 3: what the gender of the baby is. So we got
Speaker 3: a performance, a gender reveal, and we got the exclusive
Speaker 3: on why the band Perry broke up and that entire story,
Speaker 3: which is most of the time you'd say like it's
Speaker 3: a really sad story and a really you know, heartbroken
Speaker 3: for them, But honestly, it sounds like for the band Perry,
Speaker 3: this was an awesome move for them to make so
Speaker 3: they could go and chase their own dreams and live
Speaker 3: their lives, which I think is really cool. So this
Speaker 3: interview is one of my favorites we've had this year.
Speaker 4: So here it is number two. We're gonna talk to
Speaker 4: Kimberly Perry. You would know her as e lead singer
Speaker 4: of the band Perry. Let me hit you with some
Speaker 4: band Perry number ones, for example, if I Die Young,
Speaker 4: is for All Your life? Or better dig two a
Speaker 4: jam jam and then done.
Speaker 3: Know what you gave me.
Speaker 4: So she's solo now and she's here, and I don't know,
Speaker 4: I'm just excited to talk to her because I haven't
Speaker 4: seen her a long time. So she just moved back
Speaker 4: to Nashville, I guess a couple of years ago, but
Speaker 4: now this is all new being a solo artist. She
Speaker 4: designed a solo record deal. I got a lot of
Speaker 4: music coming out. We're gonna talk about one song particularly,
Speaker 4: but let's go here. She is on the Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 6: Now, Kimberly Perry.
Speaker 4: Well, well, well look who we have here?
Speaker 5: Everybody?
Speaker 4: Well, well, well, well, well it's been a it's been
Speaker 4: a while.
Speaker 13: It's been a minute. This room looked completely different the
Speaker 13: last time I was here.
Speaker 10: I love the remodel.
Speaker 4: I've grown two inches as well, two inches taller. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we've all.
Speaker 10: Grown me too, just wider.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: I was not going to bring that up unless you did.
Speaker 4: But you are pregnant.
Speaker 10: I am?
Speaker 4: How about that?
Speaker 10: I am?
Speaker 13: Yeah, baby coming late August, last week of I don't
Speaker 13: know if we're going to have a.
Speaker 10: Leo or a virgo yet though. The cusp.
Speaker 4: Oh you mean that's the what's that the symbol?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Are you into astronomy?
Speaker 6: Astrology?
Speaker 4: Oh wait, sorry, astronomy. How little I know about it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Are you into astrology?
Speaker 13: I find that, like, I think we're all quantifiable in
Speaker 13: some way.
Speaker 4: I know she does.
Speaker 10: I'm a big fan of the enneagram because I.
Speaker 4: Feel like that I'm into see me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so what are you?
Speaker 13: I'm a cancer and on the enneagram, So it's shifted.
Speaker 13: I was a three wing four now I am a
Speaker 13: two wing three.
Speaker 4: But you're so you're a helper.
Speaker 10: I am a helper yeah.
Speaker 4: Two wow, as as a lead, as a lead singer,
Speaker 4: as a you're a two.
Speaker 13: I am, well, I mean I and that has shifted,
Speaker 13: like literally, I took the test the first time two
Speaker 13: years ago and was very solidly at three wing four.
Speaker 13: I think it actually comes to the competitive nature that
Speaker 13: has shifted in me. I think I'm a lot more
Speaker 13: like led by heart these days. And I took the
Speaker 13: test at like six am two weeks ago and I
Speaker 13: was like, I've changed.
Speaker 10: I've changed.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 10: So it says the enneogram growth growth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm an eight. You know who also rate other dictators?
Speaker 4: Now that's right.
Speaker 13: Well, I'm married an eight, and I'll tell you an
Speaker 13: eight with a two is a great combo because he
Speaker 13: sees all the things and he's scorpio as well, so
Speaker 13: he's like, we have a double woman here.
Speaker 6: She goes with the scorpio. Good.
Speaker 4: I am an eight in a one.
Speaker 10: Wow, So you're principled.
Speaker 4: It's like, and I'm a justice secret of somebody get
Speaker 4: screwed over.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And also I have the weird thing is that. I'm
Speaker 4: not exaggerating. I have never been wrong. So it's pretty
Speaker 4: cool to be an eight and a yeah never, that's
Speaker 4: been really cool. So this happy is blue?
Speaker 6: But is it really?
Speaker 4: Let's talk about callers actually on the palace. So okay,
Speaker 4: back to you, Kimberly Perry. We're here on the show
Speaker 4: one day and we read that you guys are no
Speaker 4: longer a band. I say to myself, one of them
Speaker 4: is going to come here and go solo, really, and
Speaker 4: I predicted it would be you. And I said, I
Speaker 4: predict what they do is going to be good, but
Speaker 4: I didn't know which one it was going to be.
Speaker 4: What happened? What happened to group? What can you tell me?
Speaker 13: I can tell you that I feel like the three
Speaker 13: of us grew up a lot. The last few years
Speaker 13: were pretty transformative. Of course, COVID was like a pregnant
Speaker 13: pause for everybody. The three of us have been living
Speaker 13: in la for about three years before twenty twenty and
Speaker 13: ended up moving back home to east to see in
Speaker 13: the mountains, and I, for one, was at this point
Speaker 13: I was just like, we've spent our entire childhood in
Speaker 13: really close quarters on a tour bus and as I
Speaker 13: look around as the oldest sibling too, I was like,
Speaker 13: I kind of felt this responsibility that none of us
Speaker 13: have really developed our lives outside of creative and really
Speaker 13: outside of each other. So I think the genesis of
Speaker 13: it was really about creating space to live life and
Speaker 13: make sure that we hadn't left too much on the
Speaker 13: table for ourselves. But then creatively, it also felt like
Speaker 13: we were feeling things in a different way, and it
Speaker 13: was almost unfair for everybody to just have to do
Speaker 13: the one thing that brought us to the dance in
Speaker 13: the first place, because for somebody that was not going
Speaker 13: to be authentic and it wasn't going to be a
Speaker 13: true identity, And so that was just a moment to
Speaker 13: have a lot of existential conversations. We made a ton
Speaker 13: of music at the end of COVID together down in Dallas, Texas,
Speaker 13: and it was more fun than like I thought, maybe
Speaker 13: it was TVP's third record, like that's was our intention
Speaker 13: going in the band, Barry, but it just turned I
Speaker 13: was like, no, this was just a really fun experiment
Speaker 13: and we got to know each other even better as
Speaker 13: friends than just siblings for the first time.
Speaker 10: But that moment was a catalyst for me.
Speaker 13: I met my husband down there wheelope to Vegas eight
Speaker 13: months later, and it was like Reid met his girlfriend,
Speaker 13: his now fiance almost wife, Needle's engaged, and everybody just
Speaker 13: needed the space to grow.
Speaker 4: What age did you start together? Because you're right, the
Speaker 4: only thing that I knew of you was together, and
Speaker 4: I knew you. I think I probably had spent and
Speaker 4: we weren't friends like hanging out friends by anyway, but
Speaker 4: I think I knew you as closer to you just
Speaker 4: when I would see you than your brothers.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I don't know really what they do and what
Speaker 4: they're about, but I just always knew you guys together always, Yes,
Speaker 4: how long? How old?
Speaker 13: Well? And so did we by the way, you know,
Speaker 13: that's we needed to learn that apart as well.
Speaker 10: But the first show, Neil who was the youngest, he
Speaker 10: was eight years old.
Speaker 4: That's crazy, was their whole life.
Speaker 10: Then I was fifteen.
Speaker 13: Yeah, So, I mean it's been a really transformative couple
Speaker 13: of years, and obviously, coming on the heels of everything,
Speaker 13: our career went in a million different directions as TVP.
Speaker 13: Some of the things that I'll take some creative credit
Speaker 13: for those decisions. Other things we just were beyond our
Speaker 13: control and there was just this moment. From time to
Speaker 13: time it was like, man, are we is this whole
Speaker 13: thing just an ashes for a second, like how do
Speaker 13: we kind of rise above the moment? And it turned
Speaker 13: out that the rising above it was really that the
Speaker 13: three of us just needed to sort of get that
Speaker 13: space and be ourselves.
Speaker 10: And so I'm excited to see what they're working on too.
Speaker 13: To be honest, we've kept it very close to the
Speaker 13: chest because we're trying to just be like family for
Speaker 13: a second. It's always just been about music and business
Speaker 13: and that's been really fun. But I'm just so blessed,
Speaker 13: like get to know them as brothers now, you know.
Speaker 4: I definitely could see where that would be new and exciting.
Speaker 4: And when you talk about being together a long time
Speaker 4: and wanted to not be together anymore, that's how we
Speaker 4: do right here on the show. I can't stand him
Speaker 4: anymore and go, dang, We've been together twelve fifteen years now,
Speaker 4: and it's like I want to do that with them.
Speaker 4: I want to be Kimberly Perry do my own thing,
Speaker 4: but they won't let me let where I go.
Speaker 6: It's seventeen years here and twenty with lunch.
Speaker 13: That's amazing, like fifty Yeah, that's it's very similar though.
Speaker 4: That's it's a lifetime and I would imagine too. And
Speaker 4: I don't want to talk about the TVP, so if
Speaker 4: we do that for now on, just make sure we
Speaker 4: stay with the Yeah, it's really cool. I am glad
Speaker 4: that you are. And I know you've been back, but
Speaker 4: I'm glad that like you're here in your back again.
Speaker 4: Thank you, because I just like you. I think what
Speaker 4: you're about to do, not just this song, but I
Speaker 4: think what you're about to do is gonna be really
Speaker 4: cool and needed and welcomed. And I don't know, let's
Speaker 4: move on to the next chapter.
Speaker 10: Thank you. It's good to be home.
Speaker 4: I was thinking about because the song we're going to
Speaker 4: do in a second, it's If I Die Young? Is
Speaker 4: it part Do they call it part two? You?
Speaker 10: We're gonna call it If I Die Young? Part two?
Speaker 4: So I was thinking of other sequel songs. Do you
Speaker 4: know any other ones? I don't. I got three four
Speaker 4: another Brick in the Wall Part.
Speaker 10: Two, Okay, don't know it though.
Speaker 4: Pink Floyd Floyd, the Brick and the Wall nothing.
Speaker 13: So there was a Part two was it titled part two. Yeah, wow,
Speaker 13: you know people I don't know, but.
Speaker 5: Keep alive.
Speaker 4: Shame Kimberly. Okay, next up, next single Confessions Part two
Speaker 4: from Usher.
Speaker 10: I Do I Do know? Confessions Part exactly.
Speaker 4: And then Snoop Dogg still a g thing? Really say,
Speaker 4: what you're doing is better than all three. I've said it,
Speaker 4: I said it.
Speaker 6: He's on my confession.
Speaker 4: Whatever. This If I Young Part two is better than that.
Speaker 13: I feel like I'm a good company then that that
Speaker 13: makes me feel great.
Speaker 4: Okay, So we're going to talk more about the career
Speaker 4: in a second, but I do you know what I
Speaker 4: want to do first? I want to play If I
Speaker 4: Die Young Part one because I don't want people to
Speaker 4: watch Rocky two without seeing Rocky one, because you need
Speaker 4: to know what happened in the first. Yeah, you got
Speaker 4: to see Rocky and Apollo fight in the first one,
Speaker 4: so you know when they fight again?
Speaker 5: What that?
Speaker 4: So why don't we play that?
Speaker 6: I love this song. This This is one of those
Speaker 6: songs that was so big at the time that it
Speaker 6: takes you back, at least me, like, I know as
Speaker 6: soon as this song hits I'm going to be in
Speaker 6: North Carolina in my yellow house upstairs vacuuming.
Speaker 5: I'm going to that's what Happs you mean.
Speaker 4: I was the association associate life.
Speaker 6: Like I just remember like we had just moved into
Speaker 6: the house and I was like getting it ready and
Speaker 6: cleaning it and just yeah, I was doing the rodeo
Speaker 6: of the radio show from my garage, no way, so
Speaker 6: I could link up with them because my husband at
Speaker 6: the time was in the military.
Speaker 4: And I was in UFC fighting. I just lost a belt.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, So we're going to play the sequel,
Speaker 4: which is If I Die Young Part two. Was there
Speaker 4: any sort of I don't know, is this song going
Speaker 4: to be awesome or is this song going to be
Speaker 4: only a novel song? Because you do have to kind
Speaker 4: of weigh that. Did you have that conversation with your
Speaker 4: close people?
Speaker 13: We did, yeah, and I actually the best conversation we
Speaker 13: had about it was with my co writers Jimmy Robbins,
Speaker 13: who's here with me today in studio, and Nicole Gallion.
Speaker 13: So we got into the writing room we kind of
Speaker 13: talked about there's a good friend that I was having
Speaker 13: coffee with last summer. Her name is Tamara Kaniff, and
Speaker 13: she was sort of asking me about the original version
Speaker 13: of If I Die Young and the motivation behind it,
Speaker 13: like where did it come from? And she just like
Speaker 13: stop sipping her coffee for a second. It's like this
Speaker 13: aha moment, and she just said, would you ever write
Speaker 13: a part two? A sequel? And it's like that girl
Speaker 13: ten years later that didn't die young, Like what's happened
Speaker 13: in her life? What's she thinking about now? Does she
Speaker 13: agree with her original like young self? And that was
Speaker 13: sort of the genesis of the idea, and I just
Speaker 13: knew that we had to write it. But the first
Speaker 13: conversation that we had once we got it in the
Speaker 13: room with Nicole and Jimmy, it was like, what are
Speaker 13: all the things the song does not need to be?
Speaker 13: Like we can't rob it from the original lovers of
Speaker 13: the first version because it walked with people during times
Speaker 13: of loss, you know, like it was a heavy song,
Speaker 13: so much bigger than me, so much bigger than TVP.
Speaker 13: You know. It was almost like this cultural moment that
Speaker 13: they took and made their own. It was a little daunting,
Speaker 13: like a little scary at first to just go how
Speaker 13: do we not rob it? And how do we not
Speaker 13: make it a novelty too? Like it has to be
Speaker 13: at least is good, like, if not better, like we
Speaker 13: really have some some big shoes to fill.
Speaker 4: My boss called me the first time he had heard it.
Speaker 4: It's been maybe a couple of few weeks ago. He goes, hey,
Speaker 4: do you know Kimberly Perry. I was like, if I saw,
Speaker 4: I think we would know each other and we'd say, hey,
Speaker 4: how's it going. I felt like we've spent spent a while,
Speaker 4: but we've spent enough time in and around each other.
Speaker 4: I said, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Why.
Speaker 4: He goes, well, I just heard this If I Die
Speaker 4: Young Part two? Do you know about it? I do
Speaker 4: not know about it, And he said, you're going to
Speaker 4: be surprised. It's really good. So that's like somebody who
Speaker 4: just hears so much music and does not give a crap.
Speaker 4: So was saying, hey, you're going to be surprised it's
Speaker 4: really good, because mostly I'm like, ah, that's crap.
Speaker 3: We know.
Speaker 13: We had to be really careful, like I didn't want
Speaker 13: it to be this thing too obviously, I'm coming back
Speaker 13: into the country space. It's been a hot minute. This
Speaker 13: is a homecoming. I didn't want anybody to misinterpret. Oh well,
Speaker 13: let's just like you know, it is a full circle
Speaker 13: moment for me. I love it. It's connecting dots with
Speaker 13: my voice and this chorus and country music. But it
Speaker 13: was also important to me that nobody misinterpreted the intention
Speaker 13: of writing it was not to like get back through
Speaker 13: the crack in the door. It just felt like a piece.
Speaker 13: I've healed so much, I've learned so much. I do
Speaker 13: disagree with the original version. Now I know there's no
Speaker 13: such thing as enough time.
Speaker 4: There's so much more her enough time.
Speaker 13: Well the first chorus, Now I know there's such thing
Speaker 13: as enough time. Now I've had just enough time? What's
Speaker 13: the original lyric? Now I know I've had just enough time?
Speaker 13: This chorus we go. Now I know there's no such
Speaker 13: thing as enough time. And I think that's really come
Speaker 13: from just the evolution of life, like all the blessings
Speaker 13: that have come into it. There's more to lose at
Speaker 13: this point, Thank God.
Speaker 4: You know, let's hear a little you guys can do this.
Speaker 4: Yeah cool, this is super cool. So here she has
Speaker 4: Kimberly Perry and this is If I Die Young, Part
Speaker 4: two right here live from our stage Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 4: It was awesome. You know what I think when you
Speaker 4: sing that song? After Thanksgiving and I eat huge, I
Speaker 4: can't even talk, and you're pregnant and you singing like that.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm figuring out how to breathe and sing at
Speaker 13: the same time. I've decided right now, when we're doing acoustic,
Speaker 13: I can sing really soft, but I'm like not to
Speaker 13: be too technical about my voice, but I like I
Speaker 13: really breathe from down deep. And apparently there's a baby
Speaker 13: there now, and so I'm having to figure it all
Speaker 13: out again.
Speaker 4: Do you think if baby hears you sing? Or here's
Speaker 4: anybody singing that can sing? And here's pitch, and do
Speaker 4: you think that actually helps the baby? No pitch it
Speaker 4: comes out.
Speaker 13: I'm hoping, like my fingers are crossed so hard because
Speaker 13: it would just be First of all, my husband is
Speaker 13: six ' five, so I feel like we're gonna have
Speaker 13: a very tall b I'm five three, so I'm hoping
Speaker 13: he has like his height and my pitch, and I'd
Speaker 13: be like, this little person can do anything.
Speaker 4: Unless he has your high in your husband's pitch, and
Speaker 4: you'd be like, what just happened here that minute?
Speaker 10: It could go that way. It's a.
Speaker 4: Here we go. Look, I'm glad you're here. I'm glad
Speaker 4: that you're here. Thank you, and I can't wait to
Speaker 4: see everything that happens. This is super cool. I'm glad
Speaker 4: so much for having me.
Speaker 10: It's good to see it.
Speaker 4: And I will tell you this sometimes, and I even
Speaker 4: say it on the show. Some people come in and
Speaker 4: I'm like, they're not really committed, They're just trying to
Speaker 4: do like, you know, watch me be country for a minute.
Speaker 4: I just don't feel that way about you.
Speaker 13: Well, I feel like, you know, it's been funny. The
Speaker 13: original If I Die Young was a solo right for
Speaker 13: me mid twenties, and I'll be honest, over the last
Speaker 13: I don't know, a handful of years, five six years,
Speaker 13: there were these moments when I would really need to
Speaker 13: go back to that song to remember myself.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 13: It was kind of like to find my creative core.
Speaker 13: I could go, well, that's the girl that feels melody
Speaker 13: like that and likes to write lyrics like that. So
Speaker 13: I'm making a solo project to be able to go
Speaker 13: back to that core and know that my heart and
Speaker 13: my core. Kimberly is a country singing songwriter. That's been
Speaker 13: a great thing to kind of like self identify all
Speaker 13: over again. So thank you for feeling that way, because
Speaker 13: it's it truly is like the conviction in my heart,
Speaker 13: and I don't really know how to do anything but that.
Speaker 4: And also, you know, for example, if someone says, hey,
Speaker 4: this show's really good on Netflix and it's somebody that
Speaker 4: I have like sensibilities with, and I'm like, okay, I'll
Speaker 4: watch it, and usually it's pretty good. But like, I
Speaker 4: know Nicole Gallion real well and she's awesome, and she's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's for real, Like I believe Nicole Gallion. So yeah,
Speaker 4: do you play piano?
Speaker 6: I do?
Speaker 4: Are you good?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Piano is probably like my I'm a very lumberjack guitar player,
Speaker 13: so piano would probably be my main instrument.
Speaker 4: So if they said play one instrument and you showcase it,
Speaker 4: that'd be piano. Can you play classical stuff?
Speaker 13: I was trained classically, I'll be honest. I haven't read
Speaker 13: music since I was probably eighteen, so I would be
Speaker 13: really rusty. But when I took piano lessons as a kid,
Speaker 13: my teacher actually stopped teaching me because I had joined
Speaker 13: the band and she felt like the callouses from guitar
Speaker 13: were making my touch less sensitive. So she's like, you're
Speaker 13: gonna have to choose between you know, rock and roller classical.
Speaker 4: Played a show by yourself where it's not a showcase
Speaker 4: for industry folks. Since you're back, Is that exciting to you?
Speaker 10: It is.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm going to be playing a CMA fest Opry
Speaker 13: and the Opry Opry for the first time.
Speaker 10: We're doing three songs, and it's it is.
Speaker 13: I mean again, it's this weird thing of like figuring
Speaker 13: out who I've vibed the most with. Obviously, with Riedd
Speaker 13: and Neil, we were just this built in, like band
Speaker 13: in a box. We can always go everywhere. So I
Speaker 13: think really finding players who align with the music and
Speaker 13: whose souls kind of align on stage is going to
Speaker 13: be a really fun sort of science experiment. And then
Speaker 13: right now, just figuring out how to sing the songs pregnant,
Speaker 13: that's just like, that's my my the daunting task of
Speaker 13: the moment. But live and on stage is where I've
Speaker 13: always just felt the most comfortable and the most at home.
Speaker 13: So I'm looking forward to just getting back and playing
Speaker 13: these songs out.
Speaker 4: Well, We're happy to have you here.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Kimberly Perry. You can follow her at the Kimberly Perry,
Speaker 4: which I assume that's pretty common name, and it was
Speaker 4: hard to just get Kimberly Perry.
Speaker 10: It was already taken.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you don't want to use Kimberly Perry BTP.
Speaker 5: Wait what TVP Yeah, TVP Yeah.
Speaker 4: Because that's the thing, you know anymore? Okay, go have
Speaker 4: a happy career and then we'll see you whenever this
Speaker 4: song is hit number one or whenever you put out
Speaker 4: the red You're putting out like a record in June.
Speaker 13: June.
Speaker 10: Nice. Yeah, it's called the Bloom Project.
Speaker 13: So the first EP is called Bloom of the Project
Speaker 13: and it's June ninth, with five songs.
Speaker 5: Are You?
Speaker 4: Are you in a fashion?
Speaker 5: Are you a fashion?
Speaker 10: Love? I love it?
Speaker 4: Like what like what?
Speaker 10: I love?
Speaker 13: Like a Southern Gothic vibe. So I'm wearing my little
Speaker 13: like southern gothic lace skirt.
Speaker 4: Batman grew up in a trailer in Arkansas? Is that what?
Speaker 4: That's what it feels like to me?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 10: I have not heard it described like that, but I'm
Speaker 10: probably gonna use that again.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it's like I really loved Beyonce's Lemonade film was
Speaker 13: shot down South, and so much of that vibe feels
Speaker 13: like it's like romantic, but it's still kind of like,
Speaker 13: you know, rock and roll at the same time.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I love fashion. I geek out on it.
Speaker 4: Well, sure, Jimmy's here with you? Who wrote the song? Jimmy,
Speaker 4: let me have thirty seconds to your time. What's it
Speaker 4: like to be awesome? It feels good? Yeah, good natural
Speaker 4: to me, authentic. Yeah, Jimmy, how many number ones do
Speaker 4: you have? I'm asking you. You're not bragging. I'm asking
Speaker 4: you this question. Having number ones? Have you written? Eleven? Okay?
Speaker 4: And how rich are you? Now? I'm just kidding.
Speaker 10: He's a very nice house.
Speaker 4: Yeah, any rebuttal to that, it's good. It's a good house,
Speaker 4: all right there he is the great Jimmy. Kimberly Perry. Yes,
Speaker 4: it's over Kimberly Perry at the Kimberly Perry Opry on
Speaker 4: Saturday Night. If I Die Young, Part two, It is
Speaker 4: it is out. It's out today, go check it out.
Speaker 4: And that is it. Good to see you, Kimberly Perry.
Speaker 1: It's the best Bits of the week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 2: So of course a mystery has been solved. It was
Speaker 2: the talk of TikTok.
Speaker 3: This went viral when Amy talked about her high water
Speaker 3: bill and putting kool aid in her toilet, like people
Speaker 3: couldnot share enough opinions on this, So of course when
Speaker 3: she had an update, we had to share it.
Speaker 2: And she finally figured out the mystery of.
Speaker 3: Why she's had a high water bill after months of
Speaker 3: trying to figure out what's been going on.
Speaker 2: And it's going to irritate you.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna put that out there, like it's irritating
Speaker 3: to Amy that the fact that she has to deal
Speaker 3: with this, especially it's something that she tried to point
Speaker 3: out to the water company that could be an issue,
Speaker 3: and they just kind.
Speaker 2: Of brushed it off. So the mystery has been solved,
Speaker 2: but boys, it frustrating.
Speaker 4: Number One, it's known as the greatest mystery in American history.
Speaker 4: It's Amy's water bill. We cannot figure out why it
Speaker 4: has been so much. You first brought it to us
Speaker 4: because you had a massive bill of how much.
Speaker 6: Six hundred dollars water?
Speaker 4: That's crazy, and so you had somebody come out like
Speaker 4: check it out, and then all of a sudden it wasn't.
Speaker 4: It's expensive.
Speaker 6: The next time, I've had multiple plumbers come out. The
Speaker 6: water company has come out several times. They even put
Speaker 6: in a new water meter because they're like, truly, this
Speaker 6: will figure it out. I don't know that. I had
Speaker 6: another plumber say, hey, if you put this kool aid
Speaker 6: in here to tell you if you need flapper flippy
Speaker 6: things for your toilet, And so I got new flappers
Speaker 6: and every toilet in my house. And then I've also
Speaker 6: spent hours and hours on the phone with the water company.
Speaker 4: You got another bill. That other expensive bill.
Speaker 6: Was like five I wonder, yeah, I mean they've been
Speaker 6: yes in that range. The only time I had a
Speaker 6: small bill was in December, and it was ninety dollars.
Speaker 6: And I remember coming to y'all saying, I think we
Speaker 6: got it fixed. But no, no. I think whoever I
Speaker 6: was in the phone with that month, she was probably
Speaker 6: like Merry Christmas to this girl. I feel so bad
Speaker 6: for her. I'm gonna go ahead and throw her a bone.
Speaker 6: And here's a ninety dollars bill because nothing was done.
Speaker 4: Different basically out a couple thousand bucks overall. So we
Speaker 4: do have an answer. What do you think it is, Lunchbox?
Speaker 4: What's the theory in Amy's water bill?
Speaker 7: I think they were accidentally connected to the neighbors meter also,
Speaker 7: and so she was charged for.
Speaker 4: Other people around her when it wasn't really her.
Speaker 5: Bill Eddie, that's good, but I think that Amy. You know,
Speaker 5: she's forgetful. She has a sprinkler going on every night.
Speaker 4: Oh, she's never seen them. Doesn't realize that, Amy, what'd
Speaker 4: you find out?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 6: So I hired this company. They specialize in leaked detection.
Speaker 6: Apparently I have this that these radars or they have
Speaker 6: a way to tell underground if there's a leak without
Speaker 6: even digging.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's y dramatic.
Speaker 6: But ahead they came to my house within twenty minutes
Speaker 6: they found the leak. They found exactly where. They're like, ma'am,
Speaker 6: do you see this?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 6: All this water built up right here?
Speaker 4: And I was like, wait, they were standing water in
Speaker 4: your yard? Yes, oh my goodness, Oh how did you
Speaker 4: never see this?
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, stuff like stop, stop before you accuse
Speaker 6: me of not being aware of my surroundings. Yes, why, yes,
Speaker 6: I did know that was there. The water company told
Speaker 6: me that it was like a drain thing from the
Speaker 6: rain and it was building up because of this. The
Speaker 6: water company literally told me that is.
Speaker 4: For rain built up. Though when it had it rain
Speaker 4: in a few days.
Speaker 6: I mean I didn't go to day but the water
Speaker 6: company when they were there, it wasn't raining. Okay, go ahead,
Speaker 6: and they told me it was because of the rain.
Speaker 6: And I said, I said, are you sure, and they're like, oh, yes,
Speaker 6: this is exactly where the leak is. There's some tiny
Speaker 6: little pin hole. They said, it's the size of a
Speaker 6: pinhole in this pipe, and that it is dumping half
Speaker 6: a gallon of water per minute.
Speaker 5: Wow, that's a lot of water.
Speaker 4: And you didn't notice this? Well.
Speaker 6: I noticed it when my bill would come, but I
Speaker 6: didn't know where it was coming from.
Speaker 4: And she would wait through a front yard. It never
Speaker 4: occurred to her. Samp okay, I guess it rains every
Speaker 4: night when I go to sleep.
Speaker 6: It never shows how my I am painting a bad
Speaker 6: picture because y'all are picturing this huge thing of water
Speaker 6: that you should notice. Of course, it's an area, I know.
Speaker 4: The moat. She has a moat, like, yeah, the house
Speaker 4: of the moat on it.
Speaker 6: It is not obvious. It's not obvious, but yes, if
Speaker 6: it's got some water built up or moisture. But then
Speaker 6: I'm like, well, water companies said, it's rain. How much
Speaker 6: I cost to fix it that I'm waiting on the
Speaker 6: quote they said they're going to get back to me
Speaker 6: with a quote that's my under my next steps. They're
Speaker 6: going to get me a repair bill, and then I'm
Speaker 6: also going to call the water company and say.
Speaker 4: Hey, you told me wrong.
Speaker 6: You said that it was because of rain. So I
Speaker 6: didn't look into that further, and I had to hire
Speaker 6: these leak specialists to come out. So not only that,
Speaker 6: I don't even know my bill from the yes, so
Speaker 6: should they pay for my bill? Can they give me
Speaker 6: a like pro rate or give me my money back
Speaker 6: from all the money I've spent on this water?
Speaker 4: Good luck? Good luck with that one.
Speaker 5: I mean a little pinhole that shouldn't be hard, a
Speaker 5: little tape on it?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 4: How much again?
Speaker 5: Is it a per per minute?
Speaker 6: Half a gallon of water per minute?
Speaker 5: It's a lot of water, dude.
Speaker 4: I'm glad you know at least why it's happening.
Speaker 6: Yes, Like, I'm already thinking of all the money I'm
Speaker 6: going to save and get back maybe and now I've.
Speaker 4: Sort of got save because I mean saving, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan Number two.
Speaker 2: Thank y'all so much for hanging out with me on
Speaker 2: another awesome weekend of the best bits. I hope you
Speaker 2: enjoyed it all.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be watching Citadel this weekend, which is a
Speaker 3: show on Amazon Prime that I really liked so far.
Speaker 3: It's brand new, and go into Taylor Swift. So make
Speaker 3: sure you go to my Instagram to check out my
Speaker 3: era's outfit that I chose, little transition videos that I
Speaker 3: spent way too much time doing, and of.
Speaker 2: Course lots of chilling on the couch.
Speaker 3: So I hope your guys' weekend is as fun and
Speaker 3: relaxing as mine plans to be, although you know.
Speaker 2: Never really goes that way.
Speaker 3: I did recently have a TikTok go viral that is
Speaker 3: about grocery shopping, so also head to my TikTok at
Speaker 3: we Girl Morgan if you want to see that and
Speaker 3: let me know if you relate, because you know, I
Speaker 3: do grocery shopping maybe a little bit differently than some people,
Speaker 3: but I'm not alone in that. I realized with this
Speaker 3: kind of viral video. And of course follow show at
Speaker 3: Bobby Bone Show on All the Things and go listen
Speaker 3: to me and Ray talk about wild stuff.
Speaker 2: We answered some random questions.
Speaker 3: He gave me some advice on a guy sending me
Speaker 3: a message offering to send me money for no reason,
Speaker 3: and how I got locked in Airbnb bathroom and was
Speaker 3: stuck there for solid thirty minutes, and a mystery that
Speaker 3: Raymundo solved. So lots of good stuff over there on
Speaker 3: Best Bits Part One, Bobby Bone's show on All the Things,
Speaker 3: and bobbybones dot Com for more content.
Speaker 2: I love you guys, have a great weekend.
Speaker 10: Bobby Bone.
Speaker 4: This Bobby Bone sure