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Speaker 1: In defense of John French. The man in charge of

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Speaker 1: And he's tasked with not allowing the French around his

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Speaker 1: The guy in the middles, von Bulow. They hate each

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Speaker 1: And you know, headquarters somewhere, headquarters of a major war.

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Speaker 1: You've got just a bunch of really smart dudes working together,

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Speaker 1: at this very moment, and it probably you can make

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Speaker 1: with each other. Von Kluke thinks his men have been

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Speaker 1: me if you'd like to close the gap between our

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Speaker 1: two armies. I'm the one out here swinging wide. It's

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Speaker 1: and said you will get along with him or you're

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Speaker 1: both fired. He's sitting back in headquarters, feeling sorry for himself,

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Speaker 1: completely useless. But the Germans are advancing, their troops are

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Speaker 1: doing well. Now they are slowing down. They had planned

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Speaker 1: And that's really the danger in so many of these

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Speaker 1: war plans in war games is even if you're conscious

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Speaker 1: of it, and like today, even they're conscious of this,

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Speaker 1: they know this, but it is so hard when you're

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Speaker 1: moving pieces around the map and this unit here and

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Speaker 1: hold on, old chap let's move this unit here. That's

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Speaker 1: flesh and blood, horses and men, flesh and blood. It

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Speaker 1: has to sleep, it has to eat, it has to

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Speaker 1: drink water. Did you a lot enough time in there

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Speaker 1: for that. I've told you before. You know you'll go

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Speaker 1: on a hump in the marine corps. And it's just

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Speaker 1: the most brutal physical thing you can go through ever.

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Speaker 1: It just destroys your body, brutal. And we would go on,

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Speaker 1: you're ten fifteen mile hump. We would do it. We

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Speaker 1: could do it carrying a lot of weight. We do it,

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Speaker 1: We get done. But you would And this is when

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Speaker 1: as you'll ever be in your life, and you'll limp

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Speaker 1: knees are shot. My back used to bleed. My pack

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Speaker 1: would rub a weird way on my back, and they

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Speaker 1: used to have to peel pour water on and peel

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Speaker 1: my undershirt off my back because the blood would have

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Speaker 1: dried it to it. But you'll get these guys creating

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Speaker 1: these war plans, like in situations like this the Battle

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Speaker 1: of the Marne, where all right, well they'll what they'll

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Speaker 1: do is They'll march fifteen miles this day, and then

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Speaker 1: fifteen miles the next day, and then fifteen the next day,

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Speaker 1: and then fifteen miles the next day. Because you can

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Speaker 1: do that on paper, right, and you can do that

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Speaker 1: for a day or two. Real life, flesh and blood

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Speaker 1: can't do that. The body breaks down, you can't do it.

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Speaker 1: Germany's advancing, They're doing very well. They are running out

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Speaker 1: of steam as they march towards Paris, though, just because

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Speaker 1: they're running out of stuff. Now. On the other side,

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Speaker 1: it's going slightly better, but they have a humongous British

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Speaker 1: slash French conflict problem, and the problem is simply this.

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Speaker 1: The French are understandably desperate. This battle is taking place

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Speaker 1: on French soil, mind you, with the French capital under

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Speaker 1: direct assault or about to be under direct assault. The

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Speaker 1: French are already still sore from that Franco Prussian war

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Speaker 1: they lost. France is desperate. France knows they could very

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Speaker 1: well lose their entire country at this moment. So if

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Speaker 1: I can defend the French, which always hurts, but if

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Speaker 1: I can defend the French, They're desperate, and desperate people

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Speaker 1: oftentimes are extremely impolite, if we could put it that way.

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Speaker 1: Lack voice cracked there, Chris lack tact. The French are

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Speaker 1: being very very demanding of the British troops who are

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Speaker 1: not under French command. I can't emphasize that enough. John

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Speaker 1: French and his British troops are not working for the French.

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Speaker 1: The Brits are separate. Go here, no, I don't think

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Speaker 1: I will. You have to go here? We need you too, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well you yelling at me. He's not going to get

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Speaker 1: me to go anywhere. And the French are asking the Brits.

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Speaker 1: It's not those aren't risks. The French aren't taking themselves.

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Speaker 1: But the French are asking the Brits to take huge risks.

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Speaker 1: What was John French's one big order? Don't do that?

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Speaker 1: Hang on, wake up and text, Text and eat, Text

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Speaker 1: sorry late, Text and work, text and pretend to work,

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Speaker 1: text and x surprised when someone calls you out for

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Speaker 1: not working. Text and meet up with a friend you

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Speaker 1: haven't seen in forever. Oh hey, Text and complain that

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Speaker 1: they're on their phone. The whole time text and listen

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Speaker 1: to them complain that you're on your phone the whole time,

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Speaker 1: text and whatever. But when you get behind the wheel,

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Speaker 1: ad Council. The French are being demanding of the British.

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Speaker 1: The British are helping but being extremely cautious at a

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Speaker 1: time you really can't be cautious. And again I sympathize

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Speaker 1: big time with the French at this point. They need

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Speaker 1: every man with a rifle. Brits, we need you up here.

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Speaker 1: The Brits are saying, whoa, I'm not risking my whole

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Speaker 1: army here. We're not in Britain, we're in France. We're

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Speaker 1: here to help, but not that much. And like I said,

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Speaker 1: the personalities to pride, the egos, they keep getting in

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Speaker 1: the way. These French generals, they keep fighting openly with

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Speaker 1: John French and it's causing a riff. And remember Joseph Joff,

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Speaker 1: the head of the French army. He's a legend for

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Speaker 1: a lot of reasons, but this exact moment is really

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Speaker 1: when he begins to earn his key. Hang on, this

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Speaker 1: is a Jesse Kelly show. This is a Jesse Kelly show.

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Speaker 1: As the Germans advanced towards Paris, the French are fighting desperately,

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Speaker 1: an opportunity arises, an opportunity for the French. Now, how

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Speaker 1: did this opportunity come about? Was something brand new in combat? Again?

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Speaker 1: World War One is so fascinating. I could just I

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Speaker 1: could do every show on World War One. I geek

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Speaker 1: out on it because there's so many firsts and never

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Speaker 1: before is And you can hardly ever say that they've

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Speaker 1: never used planes in combat before ever, because there weren't planes,

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Speaker 1: and so now you have planes, how do you even

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Speaker 1: use them in combat? Well, the main thing they did

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Speaker 1: with them in World War One was reconnaissance, go check

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Speaker 1: things out. And we take that for granted, don't we.

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Speaker 1: We forget about how confusing combat can be because we

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Speaker 1: always say, what are you doing? You're watching a documentary

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Speaker 1: or you're listening to me talk about it, and you

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Speaker 1: have this overview, you you're god looking down on it.

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Speaker 1: You can see it all. Well, the guys on the

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Speaker 1: ground can't see it all, and you don't always have

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Speaker 1: intelligence on which units are where and how many there are,

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Speaker 1: and that that is critically important. So the airplane offered

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Speaker 1: that the ability to do that, and that ability had

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Speaker 1: never been there before. You can have a bird's eye view,

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Speaker 1: what's the enemy doing, where are they going? And the French,

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Speaker 1: to their credit, very much to their credit, we're using it.

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Speaker 1: And they flew ahead of the German or over top

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Speaker 1: of the German armies, and they looked down and what

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Speaker 1: did they see. They saw a gap. You want your

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Speaker 1: armies to be one long, continuous line because if the

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Speaker 1: enemy pushes through a gap in your line, they can

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Speaker 1: either encircle you or keep charging back and go destroy

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Speaker 1: your supply line. Either it's it's death. It's just a

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Speaker 1: war octrine. Since the beginning of time. You don't let

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Speaker 1: an enemy through your line. You keep your lines together

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Speaker 1: so they can't get through your line. Period. Well, again,

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Speaker 1: we have three different armies here, and remember those the

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Speaker 1: middle one in the Western one, the commanders hate each other,

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Speaker 1: they're not getting along. And overhead comes this French plane

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Speaker 1: and there's a huge gap in the line. This gap

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Speaker 1: has formed because the French are going around the flank

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Speaker 1: of that German army on the west. The German army

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Speaker 1: on the west can't let that happen, so they have

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Speaker 1: in the middle, because he's a jerk and he's not coordinating,

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Speaker 1: doesn't stay butted up against his buddy who's fighting the French,

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Speaker 1: he lets a gap get created there. The French fly overhead,

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Speaker 1: they see it and they know this is the time

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Speaker 1: we can act. Now pushed through and stopped them. So

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Speaker 1: in one of the great moves of all time, remember

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Speaker 1: that French general I told you in Paris, Galienni. He

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Speaker 1: takes his army of Paris and he says, we are

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Speaker 1: going to sally forth, which is something you never do

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Speaker 1: in combat. He's in a fortified position. He's going to

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Speaker 1: leave his fortified position when he's not even under attack

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Speaker 1: yet to go attack the Germans. Now, the best part

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Speaker 1: is how they got there again. He has imposed martial law.

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Speaker 1: He orders all the taxis of Paris to taxi his

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Speaker 1: men five at a time up to the front lines,

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Speaker 1: four in the cab, one in the trunk, and the

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Speaker 1: as a nation, to their credit, paid all the taxi

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Speaker 1: cab drivers back for their service after the war drove

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Speaker 1: them up there. Okay, great, but we need one more thing.

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Speaker 1: We need the British. We need the British not just

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Speaker 1: to stand there, We need those British troops, those wonderful

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Speaker 1: British troops, to charge through that gap in the line. Well,

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Speaker 1: are you seeing how that's going to be a problem

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Speaker 1: the Brits who want to play it fairly safe, fairly

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Speaker 1: safe as being so unfair to the Brits. They were

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Speaker 1: fighting this whole time too. They're just not taking huge

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Speaker 1: chances to have their whole army wiped out. Now you

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Speaker 1: have a French commander asking the British commander to take

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Speaker 1: a big risk, because getting into the gap sounds nice strategically,

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Speaker 1: but it also means you're surrounded. The British commander, John

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Speaker 1: Frey says, no, I don't think I will screw you

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Speaker 1: until Joseph Joff gets together with him, and Joseph Joff,

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Speaker 1: like I said, this is where he earns his pay.

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Speaker 1: Maybe the best thing you can say about the man,

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Speaker 1: and there are plenty great things you can say about

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Speaker 1: the man, is he could bring these generals with huge

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Speaker 1: egos together. He goes, and this is a famous moment.

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Speaker 1: People have written about it forever. He goes and he

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Speaker 1: sits down with this British commander John French, and he

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Speaker 1: essentially says, I'm paraphrasing here, we need you now. Britain's

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Speaker 1: honor is at stake. You better jump in now. He's

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Speaker 1: not threatening him, he's imploring it. Please, for the sake

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Speaker 1: of your country's honor, help us now we can win

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Speaker 1: this thing. The British commander John French is apparently so

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Speaker 1: that's what we're gonna do. I'm in And they do it,

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Speaker 1: and they charge through that gap in the German lines,

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Speaker 1: and this is the moment Germany probably lost the war,

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Speaker 1: even though the war didn't end for four more years

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Speaker 1: and there were still plenty of opportunities. At various times,

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Speaker 1: the Russians flat out did drop out at one point,

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Speaker 1: but Germany there. Once that gap gets penetrated, you have

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Speaker 1: to pull back. You don't have an option. The Germans

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Speaker 1: stop because they have to. They stop their advance and

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Speaker 1: they pull their armies back, so there's nobody else in

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Speaker 1: between the gap, and that was that the Battle of

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Speaker 1: the Marne was lost. Now I know what you're saying, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: but why didn't the French just keep pushing and wipe

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Speaker 1: them out? Remember it's not just the Germans who were

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Speaker 1: Germans when they pulled back. They pulled back in an

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Speaker 1: down like grass. The French ran out of gas, the

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Speaker 1: Germans ran out of gas. And that trench warfare you

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Speaker 1: love to think about so much when you think about

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Speaker 1: World War One. This this is where it began, with

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Speaker 1: the Germans pulling back, digging in, French getting shot to pieces,

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Speaker 1: This was where the trenches got dug and the generals

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Speaker 1: questions in just a second. Ego, pride, personal beefs, these

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Speaker 1: things are the enemy of success. They are. And I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what I see, way, way, way too much

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Speaker 1: people hurting the cause for their own ego. We have

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Speaker 1: got to over this next couple months, we have got

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Speaker 1: to stand shoulder to shoulder and know what we're up against.

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Speaker 1: Have you seen the news today Donald Trump and his

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Speaker 1: wife testing positive for coronavirus. Prayers up for them. Sure,

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Speaker 1: they'll be fine. President has obviously the best doctors in

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Speaker 1: the world all around him. He's fine. But have you've

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Speaker 1: seen the things these leftists are saying today? Not even

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Speaker 1: hiding it, cheering on television. I don't just mean some

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Speaker 1: reckoning for the president. What you and I had better

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Speaker 1: understand what we're up against here. We don't like to

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Speaker 1: acknowledge this, but the truth is the reason there's been

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Speaker 1: so much violence against people on the right for the

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Speaker 1: last four years. The reason they say things like this

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Speaker 1: is a moment of reckoning when the president gets a

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Speaker 1: deadly disease is they don't care if you die. In fact,

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Speaker 1: they kind of hope you do. And I know that's

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Speaker 1: a bitter pill to swallow. You don't like to think

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Speaker 1: about your fellow Americans like that. Neither do I. That's

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Speaker 1: a bitter pill to swallow. But it's important that you

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Speaker 1: acknowledge it and remember that the next time you get

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Speaker 1: in some petty fight with somebody who's supposed to be

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Speaker 1: on your side. People, we got bigger fish to fry here.

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Speaker 1: The freaking Germans are coming to Paris. We don't have

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Speaker 1: time for your pride and your ego time to come together,

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Speaker 1: all right, ask doctor Jesse. First one out of a

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Speaker 1: box is if I were Trump in the debate, the

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Speaker 1: first thing I would have led with was commentary questioning

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Speaker 1: why juiced up Joe would not submit to the drug test?

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Speaker 1: Why didn't Trump do it? Now, it's actually a very

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Speaker 1: good point. If you're going to bring up the drug

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Speaker 1: test thing, if you're going to bring it up, as

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Speaker 1: Trump has several times on social media and otherwise, why

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Speaker 1: not bring it up during the debate. I think that's

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Speaker 1: perfectly fair. I think it's fair game to bring that

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Speaker 1: up during the debate if you think it's something you

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Speaker 1: want people to talk about. I don't know. Maybe his

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Speaker 1: people thought, maybe Trump thought it was going too far.

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Speaker 1: I have a hard time believing Trump thinks anything is

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Speaker 1: going too far, though Chris says he's got bigger fish

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Speaker 1: to fry. Well, here's the thing, does he if your

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Speaker 1: main selling point, for if you're Joe Biden, and your

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Speaker 1: main selling point is I'm the return to normalcy, and

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Speaker 1: that is that's what he's selling. He's not selling anything else.

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Speaker 1: No vision, has no issues, he has no nothing. It's

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Speaker 1: just he's a nothing candidate. His thing he's selling to

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Speaker 1: the American people is this guy is a nut. Just

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Speaker 1: elect me and we'll go back to doing this the polite,

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Speaker 1: quiet way ways that don't make you uncomfortable. That's what

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Speaker 1: he's selling. And you're Donald Trump, and you're trying to

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Speaker 1: fight against that notion, and you are trying to sell,

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Speaker 1: as Trump has done several times, You're trying to sell

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Speaker 1: the fact that Joe Biden, Joe Biden isn't physically and

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Speaker 1: mentally capable of doing the job. I mean, you are

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Speaker 1: trying to sell that. You want the American people to

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Speaker 1: know that very much, so that in my opinion, In

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Speaker 1: my opinion, I think you have to bring that up,

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Speaker 1: don't you, Chris, I think you have to bring that up.

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Speaker 1: You can say there are bigger fish, but there aren't

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Speaker 1: fish than framing your opponent the way you want him framed.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's all politics is brand yourself and brand

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Speaker 1: your opponent. Period. That's all it's ever been. I am

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Speaker 1: the Savior of America and he's the anti Christ. Every

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Speaker 1: single political race comes down to pretty much that elect

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Speaker 1: me and I will save you. If he gets elected,

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Speaker 1: your mother's gonna die. It's but it's it's all politics,

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Speaker 1: and it's always been that way. That's not uniquely American.

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Speaker 1: I hear, I hear Americans complain about that so much. Ah,

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Speaker 1: politics here, man, that's just politics. That's the way it is.

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Speaker 1: That's the way it is. Back to your ask, Doctor

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Speaker 1: Jesse questions, Dear Oracle. As a result of a recent

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Speaker 1: hunting trip, I'm now in possession of a large amount

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Speaker 1: of dove that I currently have sitting in my freezer. Ah.

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Speaker 1: This is one of my hunting buddies, Chris. Aside from

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Speaker 1: the usual favorite halapinos stuffed and bacon wrapped, I'm looking

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Speaker 1: for a new recipe to try. Do you have any

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Speaker 1: suggestions in this manner? In this matter, your response will

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Speaker 1: be greatly appreciated. Oh show gun. See I'm gonna say

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Speaker 1: something and this is I'm gonna get hate mail for this, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get hate mail for this. But in my opinion,

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Speaker 1: one of the best ways to eat an animal like dove,

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Speaker 1: because yeah, I mean, dove breasts are just there's tiny

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Speaker 1: little things, right, So you don't have a ton of

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Speaker 1: meat there. I think dove should be chopped up, relatively finally,

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Speaker 1: fried up in butter and olive oil in the pan,

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Speaker 1: in a little seasoning, maybe a little cage and seasoning

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Speaker 1: on it, and put on some nachos. Now you can

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Speaker 1: tear into me for being low class. And you know what,

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Speaker 1: that's fair. I am low class. When have I ever

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Speaker 1: claimed to be anything but low class? However, tell me

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Speaker 1: that doesn't sound good, And tell me you won't be

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Speaker 1: a pioneer if you come up with dove nachos. You

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Speaker 1: don't even have to give me credit. I want you

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Speaker 1: to steal from me and take credit from my ideas.

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Speaker 1: How do that to other people all the time. It's

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Speaker 1: called show business. Make some dove nachos. I'm talking little cheese.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to go refried beans. You can just

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Speaker 1: get that Freedo lay hot bean dip you can buy

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Speaker 1: in the store. I mean, you can do homemade refried

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Speaker 1: beans if that's your thing. But get some of that

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Speaker 1: hot bean dip. Get the right tortilla chip, the right tortia.

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Speaker 1: You know what, We're gonna have to do a nacho's tutorial.

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Speaker 1: I can tell right now, Chris, because I'm getting upset again.

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Speaker 1: So I'm thinking about restaurant nachos and how they through

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Speaker 1: this up every time. Let's go ahead and do this.

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Speaker 1: Your nacho toppings are obviously going to be your choice.

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Speaker 1: I know a lot of you use sour cream because

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Speaker 1: you don't have taste buds, and you don't realize sour

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Speaker 1: creams disgusting. That's fine, but put sour cream on it,

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Speaker 1: Put cheese on it, put refried beans bean dip. I

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Speaker 1: put halapinos on my nachos. Do whatever you want, but

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Speaker 1: my goodness, have some self respect and make sure there

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Speaker 1: are toppings on each and every nacho. Do not do

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Speaker 1: this abhorrent restaurant thing where they just chuck a bunch

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Speaker 1: of chips on the plate and dump all the toppings

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Speaker 1: in the center, and so you have toppings on about

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Speaker 1: two chips and the rest don't have any toppings at all,

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Speaker 1: and they toss it in the microwave and bring it

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Speaker 1: out to your table and call it nachos. Come on, now,

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Speaker 1: I'm upset. Home titlelock dot com. Go there now while

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Speaker 1: I'm talking and register your address. I'm not even telling

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Speaker 1: thirty days for free. Well, we're gonna continue churning through

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Speaker 1: your emails here. I have about ten thousand of them

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Speaker 1: on this, asked doctor Jesse Friday. I'm not sure if

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01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:57,920
Speaker 1: we're gonna get our guest on at all. And you

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01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:01,760
Speaker 1: know what, that's okay. We're having some phone connection problems.

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01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:04,800
Speaker 1: You know what, Chris, we may go guestless the rest

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Speaker 1: of the show. I don't know. If we don't get him,

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Speaker 1: that's fine, Doctor Jesse. Oh, I got Let's see. This

868
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:17,960
Speaker 1: is what's wrong with you people. Somebody wants me to

869
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:20,600
Speaker 1: just you know what, I'm not even I'm not even

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01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,560
Speaker 1: gonna go there, Chris. Somebody wants me to pronounce a

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Speaker 1: word that sounds like a bad word, and they know

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna screw it up on the air, and they

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Speaker 1: just want to hear me say a bad word on

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Speaker 1: the air. We're not doing that, Doctor Jesse. Why didn't

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Speaker 1: you wish Chris a happy New Year on yam kipper?

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Speaker 1: What's the yam kipper? Chris? I know that's something for Jews.

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Speaker 1: It's a day of atonement? Is it a new year?

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01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:48,560
Speaker 1: Do you wait? You get you people have your own

879
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:53,280
Speaker 1: new year. You can't have your own new year. There's

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Speaker 1: only one New Year's day, all right? Day of atonement?

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01:06:56,480 --> 01:07:07,360
Speaker 1: What's the what's the biblical significance of it? Oh, that's

882
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:10,240
Speaker 1: really cool. It's when Moses came down from the mountain,

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01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:13,720
Speaker 1: got mad at all those sinful people, smashed the tablets,

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Speaker 1: went back up on the mountain, and God forget. That's

885
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Speaker 1: really cool. Huh. But we're still not celebrating your new year, Chris.

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Speaker 1: There's only one new year west Point Naval Academy or

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Speaker 1: Air Force Academy. All right. I've had these questions before

888
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Speaker 1: about the military academies. I'm probably the wrong one to

889
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:40,960
Speaker 1: ask this question too, for a couple of different reasons.

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Speaker 1: First of all, allow me to just say, if your

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01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:49,920
Speaker 1: child can get into one of these academies, send them.

892
01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:54,000
Speaker 1: They're wonderful academic institutions, even though the leftists are starting

893
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:56,880
Speaker 1: to rot them out from the bottom. They get to

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Speaker 1: serve their country and get a top notch education. And

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Speaker 1: I'm told, although I've never stepped foot on any of

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Speaker 1: these campuses, I'm told they're beautiful. I mean, they're supposed

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Speaker 1: to be really cool. It is supposed to be, from

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Speaker 1: what I understand, extremely stressful. Here. They really turn the

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Speaker 1: pressure up. But if your child can get in, get

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Speaker 1: him in. That said, I one do not like academics

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Speaker 1: at all. For the most part. As you know, I

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Speaker 1: got a zero point zero grade point average my first

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Speaker 1: semester of college. I have no college degree, not even

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Speaker 1: in associates. I have almost three years, almost three of

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Speaker 1: community college credits. The first semester was all zeros. Yes

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Speaker 1: it was Chris zero point zero straight fs. Not easy,

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Speaker 1: mind you, But I really disdain academics because I view

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Speaker 1: them for the most part of being aloof. They looked

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Speaker 1: down their nose at other people, which drives me insane,

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Speaker 1: So I hate that part of it. They feel like

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Speaker 1: they're better than other people. I've found that a lot

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Speaker 1: because they went to college. This is obviously not universal.

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Speaker 1: I mean, ninety percent of my audience has a college degree.

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Speaker 1: But academics in general, I don't like. And officers which

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01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:31,320
Speaker 1: the military academy produces. Obviously, they don't produce enlisted men.

916
01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:37,360
Speaker 1: They produce officers. Officers I don't like. And officers produced

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Speaker 1: by military academies I really don't like. I only had one.

918
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Speaker 1: He had gone to Annapolis, obviously because he was a marine.

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Speaker 1: I only had one in my entire time, and I

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01:09:52,360 --> 01:09:58,120
Speaker 1: hated him, and he hated me. This idiot showed up

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Speaker 1: and didn't know anything about anything and thought he knew

922
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Speaker 1: everything about everything, and dang near got us all killed

923
01:10:05,479 --> 01:10:10,040
Speaker 1: several times. We hated each other. So I am the

924
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Speaker 1: wrong one to ask about the military academies. I just

925
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Speaker 1: am period. I'm the wrong one to ask they are.

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Speaker 1: I do fully acknowledge, though incredible. College's huge honor. If

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Speaker 1: your kid gets in, my goodness, if your kid get

928
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Speaker 1: kid gets in, be very very proud and send them there.

929
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Speaker 1: A very very few people that I've ever known in

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Speaker 1: my life went to a military academy, graduated from one,

931
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Speaker 1: and turned out a failure. You just you you're churning

932
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Speaker 1: out winners at those places. You are and a more respectful, responsible,

933
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Speaker 1: polite adult than one who graduates from LSU. That's no

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Speaker 1: disrespect to LSU. I was just coming up with the

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Speaker 1: first college I could think of. It'd actually probably be

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Speaker 1: a whole lot of fun to go to LSU. You

937
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Speaker 1: think I got a zero point zero at Montana State.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if there's anything below that, but that's

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Speaker 1: what I would have got an LSU. Stop Chris, Oh,

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Speaker 1: this one's deep, Doctor Jesse. Who are we rooting for?

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Speaker 1: In the Armenia thing? Seems like a conventional war popping

942
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:21,320
Speaker 1: off between these two actual countries would be bigger news. Really,

943
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Speaker 1: I don't know who the good guy is and I'm

944
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Speaker 1: not going to try to read it and figure it out,

945
01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:29,320
Speaker 1: too lazy. Thanks. I love my audience. You guys are

946
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Speaker 1: the best one. I don't know anything about why this

947
01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:40,160
Speaker 1: new Armenia Turkish conflict popped off, but I do know

948
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Speaker 1: a bit of the history there, and it is to

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01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:51,200
Speaker 1: say touchy would be putting it mildly so because it's

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01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:54,920
Speaker 1: such an insensitive subject, and because it's going to offend

951
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Speaker 1: so many people, of course I'm going to talk about

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Speaker 1: it now. I have to. I feel like now I

953
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Speaker 1: feel like I've been baited into it. Chris, this is

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Speaker 1: what happened. It's funny we were bringing up World War

955
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Speaker 1: One because World War One involved Turkey as well. Turkey

956
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Speaker 1: had the Armenian people really within its borders. The Turks

957
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Speaker 1: and the Armenians do not get along. To put it mildly,

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Speaker 1: the Turks to this day there's still lobbying Congress for this,

959
01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:40,800
Speaker 1: to this day, will not acknowledge what I'm about to

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01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:44,479
Speaker 1: describe as having happened. But it did happen. It's one

961
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:45,880
Speaker 1: of those weird things. I don't know why we have

962
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Speaker 1: to lie about it. I don't know why they feel

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01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:50,200
Speaker 1: the need to lie about it. You did it. Nobody

964
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Speaker 1: alive today did it. But it did happen. Essentially, Turkey

965
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Speaker 1: is a rotting empire at the World War to face,

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Speaker 1: you remember the Ottomans. We've talked to many times about

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Speaker 1: the Ottomans, huge powerful empire by World War One. They're

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Speaker 1: still really the Ottoman Empire, only they are a crumbling

969
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Speaker 1: shell of what they used to be, and they know this.

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Speaker 1: They know everyone's aware the Ottoman Empire has done. Turkey

971
01:13:20,040 --> 01:13:23,280
Speaker 1: is a second or third rate power at best at

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Speaker 1: this point in time. They get involved in the war. No,

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Speaker 1: they're not fighting with the Brits, they're fighting with the Germans.

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Speaker 1: They get it. And you know, Turkey, to their credit,

975
01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:39,280
Speaker 1: fought like lions in that war. They really really acquitted

976
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Speaker 1: themselves very well. Stupid bravery and stuff like that really

977
01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:47,920
Speaker 1: did well. As you know the Ottoman Empire. Turkey is

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Speaker 1: a Muslim nation, the Armenians are a Christian people. There

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Speaker 1: is obviously individually this is different. I'm sure you probably

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01:13:58,040 --> 01:14:00,479
Speaker 1: have some Muslim friends or something like that, or Christian

981
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:03,559
Speaker 1: friends if you're a Muslim. But on a macro level,

982
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:10,080
Speaker 1: Islam and Christianity doesn't mix well. Neither does Islam and Judaism.

983
01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:12,759
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've heard in general, it doesn't

984
01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:14,880
Speaker 1: mix well. And I don't know why people get so

985
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:20,960
Speaker 1: uncomfortable talking about that. There's a gigantic cultural clash there,

986
01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:27,680
Speaker 1: and it's understandable. You if you're a Muslim believe in Allah.

987
01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:31,599
Speaker 1: I as a Christian believe in Jesus. I don't believe

988
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:35,240
Speaker 1: in your God. You don't believe my God is the

989
01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:40,479
Speaker 1: savior of mankind. My belief is you believe in Jesus

990
01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:42,880
Speaker 1: or you're going to burn in hell. That's a bit

991
01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:45,599
Speaker 1: of an exclusive belief, isn't it. That's tough for everyone

992
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:48,960
Speaker 1: else to accept. And they have the same beliefs about me,

993
01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:52,559
Speaker 1: so it just creates a clash if you let it

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Speaker 1: So Turkey and the Armenian people. World War one breaks

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Speaker 1: out and Turkey begins to get a little apprehensive about

1015
01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:54,599
Speaker 1: the Armenian people within its borders. And I can't say

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01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:58,920
Speaker 1: whether it was warranted or not. I generally, in cases

1017
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:02,640
Speaker 1: like this, I don't believe that it was totally unwarranted,

1018
01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:06,240
Speaker 1: that they would invent it out of thin air. How warranted,

1019
01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:10,120
Speaker 1: who knows. But they begin to believe they have a

1020
01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:14,559
Speaker 1: subversive group of people within their borders working to bring

1021
01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:22,000
Speaker 1: their country down. So honestly, there's not another way to

1022
01:17:22,040 --> 01:17:27,080
Speaker 1: put it. They commit acts of genocide against the Armenian people,

1023
01:17:29,080 --> 01:17:36,320
Speaker 1: mass slaughter and rape of the Armenian people. It, like

1024
01:17:36,439 --> 01:17:38,360
Speaker 1: I said, to this date, I will I will get

1025
01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:41,720
Speaker 1: angry emails about this, no question. To this day, this

1026
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:44,960
Speaker 1: is a big deal for the Armenian people and Turkey.

1027
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Speaker 1: Turkey does not want to talk about this. The Armenian people.

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01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:52,559
Speaker 1: It drives them insane. To this day that Turkey won't

1029
01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:57,320
Speaker 1: acknowledge what happened. But it's hard to get countries to

1030
01:17:57,439 --> 01:18:01,320
Speaker 1: acknowledge their own atrocities. Honestly, you know how much I

1031
01:18:01,439 --> 01:18:04,439
Speaker 1: geek out on World War two Japan, right, and you

1032
01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:07,080
Speaker 1: know how terrible the things they did were, I mean

1033
01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:11,960
Speaker 1: Mongolian level terrible. Japan won't really talk about that stuff.

1034
01:18:12,439 --> 01:18:17,080
Speaker 1: They're not teaching their kids that stuff in school. It's

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Speaker 1: it's hard. Yeah, Chris brought up we don't talk about

1036
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Speaker 1: internment camps. It's true. I mean we now, granted that's

1037
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Speaker 1: not exactly our worst thing. Our worst thing would be,

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Speaker 1: you know, slavery or the treatment of the Native American tribes.

1039
01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:37,880
Speaker 1: And we talk about that, in my opinion too much,

1040
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:40,360
Speaker 1: like that's all we talk about. They act like that's

1041
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Speaker 1: all of America. But internment, like internment camps, we don't

1042
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Speaker 1: talk about that much either. We rounded up Americans of

1043
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Speaker 1: Japanese descent, and I mean, you can call it internment

1044
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Speaker 1: camp all you want. We put them in prison. We

1045
01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:57,320
Speaker 1: rounded up people of Japanese descent and put them in prison.

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Speaker 1: The Turks to this day do not want to talk

1047
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Speaker 1: about this. And you want to know how serious they

1048
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Speaker 1: are about it. I'll tell you you know how I

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Speaker 1: ran for Congress. When I was running for Congress, you'll

1050
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Speaker 1: get various lobbyists meeting with you as you're running for office.

1051
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Speaker 1: If you have a chance to win. They want a

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Speaker 1: foot in the door. They want an open line of communication.

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Speaker 1: I had the Turks and the Armenians both lobby me

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Speaker 1: for their position because they want Congress to pass something

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Speaker 1: on this stuff. That's how serious they still take it.

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Speaker 1: You think I'm joking because it's not something a lot

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01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:40,479
Speaker 1: of people talk about or know about. I'm going to

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01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:43,439
Speaker 1: have hate mail by the end of the show. I

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01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:46,200
Speaker 1: will have hate mail from people on one side of

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01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:51,920
Speaker 1: this or the other. That's fine, but it went bad

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Speaker 1: and a lot of Armenians died because of it, a

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Speaker 1: lot of them. Now what does that have to do

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01:19:58,479 --> 01:20:01,519
Speaker 1: with today. Here's what it has to do with what's

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01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:07,080
Speaker 1: happening today. These two countries. If they're lobbying me, a

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01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:10,479
Speaker 1: candidate for Congress, to take a position on something that

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01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:15,280
Speaker 1: happened in World War One, what do you think it's

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01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:18,040
Speaker 1: like for them over there? What do you think their

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01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:23,560
Speaker 1: country to country relationship is like? You ask me what

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01:20:23,720 --> 01:20:28,400
Speaker 1: it's about. I say to you, who cares. What it's

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01:20:28,439 --> 01:20:32,360
Speaker 1: about is they hate each other. It wouldn't take much

1071
01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:35,160
Speaker 1: to start fighting when you hate each other like that.

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01:20:35,520 --> 01:20:39,240
Speaker 1: You and I have never lived in a place where

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01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:41,040
Speaker 1: I mean, if you've lived in America your whole life,

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01:20:41,120 --> 01:20:43,080
Speaker 1: you and I have never lived in a place where

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01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:48,880
Speaker 1: we share a border with somebody who hates us. For

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01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:53,479
Speaker 1: many countries in the world, that's their existence. I mean,

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01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:55,960
Speaker 1: think about what that would be a think about if

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01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:59,479
Speaker 1: Canada or Mexico or both of them. That's Look, that's

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01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:01,920
Speaker 1: what it's like for Israel. Think about it. Canada and

1080
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:11,519
Speaker 1: Mexico hated our guts, routinely shot at US, cutting off trade.

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Speaker 1: I mean, think, think what it would be like to

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01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:19,560
Speaker 1: live like that. You would have the border regions, you know,

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01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:22,800
Speaker 1: the Mexican border and the Canadian border. You wouldn't have

1084
01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:26,920
Speaker 1: many people that live up there because of random military

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01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:30,040
Speaker 1: incursions and others. It's just it's it's a way of

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01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:33,840
Speaker 1: life that you and I can't comprehend because you've never

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01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:37,080
Speaker 1: lived like that. Well, that's what it's like for Armenia

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01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:40,000
Speaker 1: and Turkey. I'm not taking aside. And when it comes

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01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:42,840
Speaker 1: to that, who as far as who we're rooting for

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01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:47,000
Speaker 1: I always root for the Christians when the Christians are

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01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:51,720
Speaker 1: fighting the Muslims. Is that right? Absolutely not? But that's me.

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01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:55,120
Speaker 1: That's what I'm always gonna do. Chris, I'm assuming you

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01:21:55,240 --> 01:21:59,280
Speaker 1: root for the Jews. Yeah, he does. And again, I

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01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:01,639
Speaker 1: don't know why we have to tiptoe around that Turkey

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01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:05,240
Speaker 1: is an Islamic country. I do believe to what Turkey

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01:22:05,320 --> 01:22:08,720
Speaker 1: did to the Armenian people was terrible. The Armenians are

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01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:12,719
Speaker 1: Christian when they're fighting each other. Well, I'm not picking

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01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:14,880
Speaker 1: up a weapon and charging into battle for them. But

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Speaker 1: I'm if you're asking me who I'm rooting for from Afar,

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01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:22,120
Speaker 1: I'm rooting for the Armenians. Why for religious purposes. I'm

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01:22:22,160 --> 01:22:23,800
Speaker 1: not one of these people who feels the need to

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01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:26,720
Speaker 1: hide from that or dance around that. And if you're

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01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:29,400
Speaker 1: a Muslim and you're rooting for Turkey because they're Muslim, fine,

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01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:33,960
Speaker 1: I don't judge you for that either. Fine. So there,

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01:22:34,360 --> 01:22:36,479
Speaker 1: now that we've offended everyone, we can move on other things.

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01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:03,080
Speaker 1: One in three adults has pre diabetes. One in three.

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Speaker 1: That means it could be you your football buddy, your

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Speaker 1: fruitball buddy, or you your best man, you're worst man.

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Speaker 1: You you're a dogwalker, You're a cat jugger. While one

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Speaker 1: in three adults has pre diabetes, with early diagnosis, pre

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Speaker 1: diabetes can be reversed. Take the risk test at do

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Speaker 1: I have pre diabetes dot org? That's do I have

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Speaker 1: pre diabetes dot org? Wait? Did they just say one

1114
01:23:30,240 --> 01:23:33,240
Speaker 1: in three adults has pre diabetes. That's thirty three point

1115
01:23:33,320 --> 01:23:35,479
Speaker 1: three three three three percent of adults. That means it

1116
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:38,400
Speaker 1: could be me my boss or my boss's boss, or

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01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:41,760
Speaker 1: me my favorite sister or my other sister. That's seven

1118
01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:45,120
Speaker 1: members of my twenty one person romantic book club. Wait,

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01:23:45,240 --> 01:23:48,320
Speaker 1: the one in three could be me my karaoke partner Carol,

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01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:52,080
Speaker 1: or my karaoke enemy, Jeff. I'm going to take the

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Speaker 1: risk test that do I have pre diabetes dot org?

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Speaker 1: Brought to you by the AD Council, and it's pre

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Speaker 1: Diabetes Awareness Partners. Chris just lost his temper in the studio,

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Speaker 1: and I totally sympathize. He actually threw a pen across

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01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:29,360
Speaker 1: the room. He used some very very adult language and

1126
01:24:29,479 --> 01:24:31,920
Speaker 1: talked about how bad the pen sucked. And you know what,

1127
01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:36,000
Speaker 1: He's right? Is there anything worse than a crappy pen?

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01:24:36,520 --> 01:24:40,000
Speaker 1: I have this weird obsession with pens because I hate

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01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:42,680
Speaker 1: bad ones and I love good ones. I will go

1130
01:24:42,760 --> 01:24:46,680
Speaker 1: to the store and I'll buy good pens specifically for me,

1131
01:24:47,080 --> 01:24:50,599
Speaker 1: and I'll hang onto them for dear life, for dear life.

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01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:53,400
Speaker 1: My wife borrowed my truck a couple of weeks ago,

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01:24:53,400 --> 01:24:55,160
Speaker 1: and I keep a pen in my visor so I

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01:24:55,240 --> 01:24:58,120
Speaker 1: can write stuff down for the show. You know, if

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01:24:58,160 --> 01:25:01,240
Speaker 1: I stopped somewhere and I think of something, I get

1136
01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:04,280
Speaker 1: in my truck and my pen was gone, and I

1137
01:25:04,439 --> 01:25:07,519
Speaker 1: picked up the phone, I said, where it's my pen,

1138
01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:10,240
Speaker 1: and she knew. Dude. She's like, oh my gosh, I'm

1139
01:25:10,280 --> 01:25:15,040
Speaker 1: sorry it fell out. It's right by your feet. It's true, man,

1140
01:25:15,520 --> 01:25:19,240
Speaker 1: a good pen. You hang onto that for dear life.

1141
01:25:20,160 --> 01:26:11,200
Speaker 1: Hang on. Jesse Kelly returns next. This is a Jesse

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01:26:11,360 --> 01:26:28,519
Speaker 1: Kelly show. It's an ask doctor Jesse Friday eight seven

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Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three eight seven

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01:26:33,160 --> 01:26:36,400
Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three, or you

1145
01:26:36,479 --> 01:26:39,519
Speaker 1: can email still. We'll get him during the show. Jesse

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01:26:39,680 --> 01:26:42,680
Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Thank you for the

1147
01:26:42,920 --> 01:26:46,479
Speaker 1: graff whoever sent that. In comparing Napoleon and Alexander the

1148
01:26:46,520 --> 01:26:50,719
Speaker 1: Great and such, oh yeah, Napoleon underrated We've done Napoleon

1149
01:26:50,800 --> 01:26:55,880
Speaker 1: shows before, we'll do him again. I got this one

1150
01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:59,040
Speaker 1: from Paul. Apparently I pronounced his name wrong last time.

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01:26:59,080 --> 01:27:01,400
Speaker 1: He told me to pronounce his name by the way again.

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01:27:01,560 --> 01:27:04,000
Speaker 1: I never ever, ever will read your name on the

1153
01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:07,479
Speaker 1: air unless you specifically say in the email it's fine.

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01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:10,439
Speaker 1: I just value privacy. I'm about two people on earth

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01:27:10,439 --> 01:27:13,000
Speaker 1: who does so you send it your name when I

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01:27:13,320 --> 01:27:16,519
Speaker 1: never get read except Paul love it. I think I

1157
01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:18,880
Speaker 1: called him leave it last time. Not my fault. You'd

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01:27:18,920 --> 01:27:22,639
Speaker 1: spell your name weird, Paul, your parents. It's not any

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01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:25,360
Speaker 1: he says. Any advice for a young man such as

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01:27:25,479 --> 01:27:29,440
Speaker 1: myself who wants to grow in self discipline and reliability.

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01:27:31,520 --> 01:27:35,519
Speaker 1: I'm not an impulsive guy, but struggle sometimes to buckle

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01:27:35,640 --> 01:27:38,559
Speaker 1: down and do hard things. Yeah, I do have two

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01:27:38,560 --> 01:27:46,320
Speaker 1: pieces of advice for you. One, you're probably being too

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01:27:46,400 --> 01:27:51,479
Speaker 1: hard on yourself, and that's a good thing. I've struggled

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01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:55,559
Speaker 1: with this still to this day. Too. I will get

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01:27:55,600 --> 01:27:57,960
Speaker 1: all my work done for the day, do all my

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01:27:58,040 --> 01:28:02,679
Speaker 1: show prep. Help like last night, all my work done,

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01:28:02,920 --> 01:28:06,040
Speaker 1: extra interviews, did on my show, prep, dinner with the fam,

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01:28:06,360 --> 01:28:09,040
Speaker 1: help my kids with their homework, hung out with the wife,

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01:28:09,080 --> 01:28:11,920
Speaker 1: for a bit and I sat down to watch this.

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01:28:12,280 --> 01:28:15,519
Speaker 1: I know you're gonna find this shocking, a documentary about something,

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01:28:16,439 --> 01:28:19,360
Speaker 1: and I'm about twenty minutes into it, and I'm thinking

1173
01:28:19,400 --> 01:28:22,840
Speaker 1: to myself, Man, am I ignoring the family right now?

1174
01:28:22,960 --> 01:28:26,200
Speaker 1: Am I being a bad person right now? Don't be

1175
01:28:26,280 --> 01:28:28,959
Speaker 1: too hard on yourself. That you're aware of it probably

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01:28:29,040 --> 01:28:33,599
Speaker 1: means you're going to improve it slowly over time. That's one. Two.

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01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:39,000
Speaker 1: People have a hard time buckling down and doing things

1178
01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:43,439
Speaker 1: because they think about doing the entire thing and it's

1179
01:28:43,479 --> 01:28:47,400
Speaker 1: hard to tackle. Just conquer the one inch in front

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01:28:47,400 --> 01:28:52,120
Speaker 1: of your face, Chris, You don't have to make things gross?

1181
01:28:52,280 --> 01:28:54,160
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? You don't have what is

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01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:57,920
Speaker 1: Why are you a child? Chris? But you don't. You

1183
01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:00,400
Speaker 1: don't just conquer the one inch in front your face.

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01:29:00,520 --> 01:29:01,880
Speaker 1: I get to some people all the time. You know,

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01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:04,160
Speaker 1: I want to start working out. I mean it's not

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01:29:04,240 --> 01:29:06,240
Speaker 1: as if I'm some workout freak. I do work out,

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01:29:06,280 --> 01:29:09,840
Speaker 1: but I want to start working out. I can't make

1188
01:29:09,920 --> 01:29:11,680
Speaker 1: myself do it. What should I do? Where should I go?

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01:29:11,840 --> 01:29:14,320
Speaker 1: What gym? What kind of workout? You know what you

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01:29:14,360 --> 01:29:16,960
Speaker 1: should do if you want to start working out? Here's

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01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:21,519
Speaker 1: what you should do. Put on your gym clothes and

1192
01:29:21,800 --> 01:29:25,559
Speaker 1: get to the gym. I'm not even telling you do anything.

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01:29:26,040 --> 01:29:29,680
Speaker 1: Ninety percent of starting to work out is showing up.

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01:29:30,760 --> 01:29:33,240
Speaker 1: And these people will do things because you see, I mean,

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01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:38,360
Speaker 1: we're in we're in such an information overload society. Look

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01:29:38,439 --> 01:29:42,519
Speaker 1: at all the beautiful people you see around. They're all

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01:29:42,640 --> 01:29:47,320
Speaker 1: over television, they're all over social media. Men, women built

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01:29:47,360 --> 01:29:51,759
Speaker 1: like gods and goddesses. And it could be real easy

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01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:54,200
Speaker 1: to look around and think, oh thatver look like that?

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01:29:54,320 --> 01:29:56,320
Speaker 1: Why even bother? What do I have to do to

1201
01:29:56,439 --> 01:29:59,400
Speaker 1: look like that? And stuff like that. I mean your

1202
01:29:59,479 --> 01:30:02,280
Speaker 1: local news I don't know about you. Here in Houston,

1203
01:30:02,400 --> 01:30:04,439
Speaker 1: we have, you know, three or four local news channels.

1204
01:30:04,760 --> 01:30:07,519
Speaker 1: Every woman on there looks like a freaking bikini model,

1205
01:30:07,760 --> 01:30:10,280
Speaker 1: every one of them. And I'm sure it's the same

1206
01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:14,080
Speaker 1: were you. There's just there's beauty everywhere now, and so

1207
01:30:14,320 --> 01:30:19,400
Speaker 1: people get people get jealous of that, and people get

1208
01:30:19,560 --> 01:30:21,760
Speaker 1: envious of that. You know what you should do if

1209
01:30:21,800 --> 01:30:24,920
Speaker 1: you want to start working out, put on some tennis

1210
01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:30,800
Speaker 1: shoes and go for a walk, and then tomorrow go

1211
01:30:30,920 --> 01:30:35,280
Speaker 1: for another walk. Don't kill yourself, little stretch after and

1212
01:30:35,400 --> 01:30:40,599
Speaker 1: then another walk. Soon you might just find that walk

1213
01:30:40,680 --> 01:30:43,000
Speaker 1: turns into a brief jog while you're walking them back

1214
01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:46,960
Speaker 1: to walking. Then maybe you'll start mixing in some push

1215
01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:51,720
Speaker 1: ups and stuff. That's how you start working out, That's

1216
01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:55,599
Speaker 1: how you start doing little improvements and things. If you're

1217
01:30:55,640 --> 01:30:58,479
Speaker 1: trying to buckle down, you gotta make yourself do something

1218
01:30:58,520 --> 01:31:01,120
Speaker 1: at work you don't want to do. Paul, just do

1219
01:31:01,280 --> 01:31:04,960
Speaker 1: the first thing. Well, the first thing often leads to

1220
01:31:05,080 --> 01:31:11,200
Speaker 1: the second, so on and so forth. All Right, dear

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01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:16,759
Speaker 1: great showgun. Given that our boy Donald has eliminated critical

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01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:21,639
Speaker 1: race theory sensitivity training from the government, I propose insensitivity training.

1223
01:31:22,120 --> 01:31:25,120
Speaker 1: We could have someone handsome and charismatics such as yourself,

1224
01:31:25,360 --> 01:31:28,360
Speaker 1: get paid thousands of dollars a session to get everyone

1225
01:31:28,520 --> 01:31:31,400
Speaker 1: laughing at each other's differences as a team building exercise.

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01:31:31,800 --> 01:31:37,520
Speaker 1: You think it's a good idea. His name is Wicked Masshole.

1227
01:31:38,479 --> 01:31:43,240
Speaker 1: I'm assuming that's a made up name, Wicked Massehole, masehole whatever. Ps.

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01:31:43,520 --> 01:31:46,080
Speaker 1: You can say my name about this email and all

1229
01:31:46,320 --> 01:31:48,000
Speaker 1: you can say my name about this email and all

1230
01:31:48,040 --> 01:31:50,400
Speaker 1: future emails. Please go on the record that I was

1231
01:31:50,479 --> 01:31:54,679
Speaker 1: the one who wanted us to buy Twitter. All right, one,

1232
01:31:54,880 --> 01:31:59,160
Speaker 1: your buy Twitter idea was not bad. Two, I like

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01:31:59,320 --> 01:32:04,200
Speaker 1: the idea of insensitivity training. I am obviously as pretty

1234
01:32:04,240 --> 01:32:06,599
Speaker 1: much the rudest person alive. I'm the one who could

1235
01:32:06,640 --> 01:32:11,519
Speaker 1: do such insensitivity training. But you do, you bring up

1236
01:32:11,520 --> 01:32:15,120
Speaker 1: a good point. I've told people this forever. The reason

1237
01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:21,720
Speaker 1: I can talk about cultural differences, religious differences, race differences,

1238
01:32:22,040 --> 01:32:24,120
Speaker 1: and the reason I can talk about them so much

1239
01:32:24,200 --> 01:32:27,439
Speaker 1: and so often and in such a normally offensive manner,

1240
01:32:27,840 --> 01:32:30,720
Speaker 1: it's because I genuinely don't care. It just doesn't bother me.

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01:32:32,560 --> 01:32:35,000
Speaker 1: If you can't talk about those things, it's because you

1242
01:32:35,439 --> 01:32:37,840
Speaker 1: have an issue. If you can't listen to other people

1243
01:32:37,880 --> 01:32:40,240
Speaker 1: talk about those things, it's because you have an issue.

1244
01:32:42,880 --> 01:32:46,240
Speaker 1: When I was in the Marine Corps, this was really

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01:32:46,400 --> 01:32:50,680
Speaker 1: my baptism into a lot of different races. I had

1246
01:32:50,720 --> 01:32:53,559
Speaker 1: worked constructions, so obviously I'd worked with a bunch of Mexicans.

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01:32:53,640 --> 01:32:56,479
Speaker 1: That's what comes with work in construction, so I had

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01:32:56,520 --> 01:32:58,840
Speaker 1: done that before. But I hadn't worked with a bunch

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01:32:58,880 --> 01:33:01,880
Speaker 1: of black guys, or the guys from Cuba, Colombia and

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01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:07,760
Speaker 1: all these other places. In the Marine Corps, we were

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01:33:08,120 --> 01:33:11,719
Speaker 1: terrible to each other. I mean the things we would

1252
01:33:11,800 --> 01:33:17,080
Speaker 1: say to each other, specifically about our races would it

1253
01:33:17,160 --> 01:33:23,640
Speaker 1: would horrify you, because we didn't care, because it was

1254
01:33:23,800 --> 01:33:26,599
Speaker 1: funny and we all just laughed. And then we moved

1255
01:33:26,640 --> 01:33:28,760
Speaker 1: on and went and hung out, and that was that

1256
01:33:29,040 --> 01:33:33,200
Speaker 1: was what we did. The more you talk and joke

1257
01:33:33,320 --> 01:33:36,280
Speaker 1: with each other about it, the less important it is.

1258
01:33:36,920 --> 01:33:41,360
Speaker 1: We have so much racial tension in America because you're

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01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:43,600
Speaker 1: not allowed to talk about it in any other in

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Speaker 1: any real way. Unless you're telling why people how evil

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Speaker 1: they are. You can't talk about race in America. I

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Speaker 1: I'm blessed enough to work for a radio network, Key Networks.

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Speaker 1: I'm blessed enough to work for a radio network and

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Speaker 1: not one time told me to stop talking like this,

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Speaker 1: stop talking about that. Ever. It is the biggest blessing

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Speaker 1: I never get told what not to say. Never one

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Speaker 1: that's quite a blessing because I know plenty of friends

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Speaker 1: do that. I've never had that once, and it's pretty nice. Now. Granted,

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Speaker 1: It just wouldn't work for me. But that's pretty nice,

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Speaker 1: doctor Jesse. I catch men staring at me more when

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Speaker 1: my teeth? I've had this makeup question from women before.

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Speaker 1: Should I wear makeup? Should I not wear at wear makeup?

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Speaker 1: Do men? Do men think I look good without makeup? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you probably look good without makeup. However, there's a reason

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Speaker 1: oh Man. This is a tough one here, Jesse. Since

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Speaker 1: you're thirty nine in love food, which would you pick?

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Speaker 1: Oh Man, this is gonna be heavy. You can eat

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Speaker 1: unlimited amounts of whatever food you desire for the rest

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Speaker 1: of your life and have anybody you want. Think Channing

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Speaker 1: Tatum if that's your thing. Who's Channing Tatum whatever? I'm

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Speaker 1: assuming that's somebody good looking. However, you are guaranteed to

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Speaker 1: die at exactly midnight on your fifty seventh birthday, or

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Speaker 1: your metabolism is cut in half, making it almost impossible

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Speaker 1: not to gain weight. Think one thousand calories a day,

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Speaker 1: but you are guaranteed to live until at least eighty

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Speaker 1: and don't know the day of your death. After that,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I will be honest. This is my

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Speaker 1: first instinct when it comes to this question. My first

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Speaker 1: instinct is I'll sign up for fifty seven now and

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Speaker 1: eat whatever I want. However, the only thing that holds

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Speaker 1: me back from that is this, when you're fifty seven,

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Speaker 1: you should, in general, still have a lot of life.

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Speaker 1: You get left with all right, Now, I'm leaving behind

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Speaker 1: a widow. My kids are going to start having their

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Speaker 1: kids about that time in general, you know, I mean,

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Speaker 1: lord will when they get through high school without having

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Speaker 1: any But you know what I mean. So it would

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Speaker 1: be pretty selfish to sign up for the fifty seven because, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're widowing somebody. You're not hanging out with your kids anymore.

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Speaker 1: You're going to give up ever being a grandfather. And

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Speaker 1: obviously I've never been a grandfather, But dude, I want

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Speaker 1: to take my grandson fishing one day, you know. I

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Speaker 1: want to take my grandson dove hunting one day, the

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Speaker 1: same way I took my son's hunting. What Chris, What

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Speaker 1: I do? So like fishing. I just don't live for fishing.

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Speaker 1: I enjoy fishing. The problem is my boys don't enjoy it.

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Speaker 1: Or I'll take them down there in about five minutes

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Speaker 1: into it. About five minutes into it, my boys will

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Speaker 1: be all, oh look bugs, and I'm all, wait, the

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Speaker 1: fishing poles? What what? What are we doing here? Oh? Man? However, food,

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Speaker 1: and I understand this is wrong. I understand this is

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Speaker 1: sad and wrong. I get it. Food is a huge

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Speaker 1: priority in my life. I'm not saying it should be.

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Speaker 1: It shouldn't be for you. You know how. I don't

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Speaker 1: have hobbies. I don't have expensive vices. I don't buy

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Speaker 1: fancy cars and boats and jet skis and second houses

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Speaker 1: and diamonds and cocaine and all the other things that

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Speaker 1: break people. I don't even gamble. It's not like I've

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Speaker 1: never gambled. I'll put twenty bucks on a football game

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Speaker 1: or something like that. I don't have something against it.

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01:40:41,040 --> 01:40:47,760
Speaker 1: I don't have expensive vices except for food. I eat

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Speaker 1: at home a lot, but I eat out a lot

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01:40:50,080 --> 01:40:53,200
Speaker 1: because I love different kinds of I love it. The

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Speaker 1: producer Chris and phone screener Mitchell will tell you at

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Speaker 1: least once a week, if not twice. We got a

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Speaker 1: big bunch of tacos in case coming into the studio.

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Speaker 1: I love it. I'll sit here and it will pop

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Speaker 1: into my head. I'm craving a pizza boom ordered coming,

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Speaker 1: no impulse control whatsoever, and it doesn't even occur to

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Speaker 1: me not to order the pizza. Man. I would have

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Speaker 1: to think about that, Chris. A thousand calories a day?

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Speaker 1: How small is that? Chris? How many calories are in

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Speaker 1: a you looked this up? A quarter pounder with cheese?

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Speaker 1: I love quarter pounded with cheese? Is that they're not

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Speaker 1: obviously my preferred fast food burger, But look that up?

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Speaker 1: How many calories in a quarter pounder would cheese? Come on, Chris,

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Speaker 1: everybody's waiting. I'm not talking again till I have it,

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Speaker 1: till I have the number. I guess I don't know

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Speaker 1: what calories are. I've never really counted them. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: maybe Aaron misprinted then, because a thousand calories a day

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Speaker 1: quarter poundered with cheese. I skip breakfast a lot anyway,

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Speaker 1: A kind of like an intermittent fasting thing. I'm ten

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Speaker 1: pounds lighter if I skip breakfast, and it's not hard

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Speaker 1: for me. I have black coffee till lunch. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: black coffee till lunch. I generally only drink water with

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01:42:10,640 --> 01:42:15,040
Speaker 1: my meals anyway. While I do eat terribly, absolutely terribly,

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Speaker 1: I don't really do soda or that kind of stuff.

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Speaker 1: I just drink water. I drink water all the time. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I do be or Chris, okay, oh wait, oh no?

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Speaker 1: The calories? Oh no? Are there calories in all the booze?

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Speaker 1: Which booze doesn't have calories in it? Chris, vaka has

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Speaker 1: calories just a small amount. Really well, look, I'm not

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01:42:39,240 --> 01:42:41,759
Speaker 1: I don't want to be a big drinker. So if okay,

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Speaker 1: so a thousand calories a day, let's say I could

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Speaker 1: have a quarter pounded with cheese or it's equivalent for

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01:42:47,360 --> 01:42:50,479
Speaker 1: lunch with a glass of water. That would probably be enough.

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Speaker 1: And then and then do that again for dinner. Look, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I understand this wouldn't be enjoyable. I'm trying to figure

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Speaker 1: you're out if it's livable, I think I think if

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Speaker 1: it meant thirty more years on your life, I think

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Speaker 1: that's livable. Right, That is a good point. Chris just

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Speaker 1: brought up. Think how old you are? Now, that's forty

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Speaker 1: years of that. I'll be honest, as you know, there's

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Speaker 1: never been a more flawed human being. I don't think

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Speaker 1: I could do it. I'm sure the penalty would be,

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Speaker 1: you know, drop dead if you eat more than a

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Speaker 1: thousand or something like that. But oh, you just get fat.

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Speaker 1: I think i'd be a gargante one. I don't think

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Speaker 1: I could do it. I could do it like I

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Speaker 1: can do this streaky knock out a day or two,

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Speaker 1: and then I would I would break, I would lose it,

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01:43:56,800 --> 01:44:00,519
Speaker 1: and it would be I need three meat lovers pizzas

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Speaker 1: with ranch to dip it in. Now, shut up, Chris,

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01:44:04,840 --> 01:44:07,960
Speaker 1: you're so weird about the ranch. I don't think I

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Speaker 1: could do it, all right, that's a good question, though,

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Speaker 1: That's a dang good question. Back to the asked doctor

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Speaker 1: Jesse hotline, Doctor Jesse, how did the notion that Indians

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Speaker 1: were just these super peaceful people and Europeans slaughtered them

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Speaker 1: the minute they reached the shore evolve? There is a

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Speaker 1: uniquely leftist way of thinking, and this is universal. Leftists

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Speaker 1: despise And this is going to sound a cliche, but

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Speaker 1: it's not. They genuinely hate this country. They think it

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Speaker 1: is an evil evil place, and when you start from

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Speaker 1: there and build everything off of that, that's how you

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Speaker 1: get to the whole Indian treatment thing. Obvious. See, there

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Speaker 1: are plenty of Indian tribes that were treated like crap.

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Speaker 1: We don't deny that. We don't need to deny that history.

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Speaker 1: There were plenty of Indian tribes that were slaughtering each

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Speaker 1: other and treating each other like crap. There were plenty

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Speaker 1: who were peaceful. Indians are not one group, different cultures

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Speaker 1: all across America, different things, you know, interacted with each

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Speaker 1: other in different ways. But when you are an academic,

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Speaker 1: a leftist academic you come from do you come to

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Speaker 1: every single issue as white Europeans are evil. Everyone else

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Speaker 1: is a victim of white Europeans. And therefore when you

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Speaker 1: start there, everything else sprouts from that. That's how you

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Speaker 1: end up teaching you know that we just committed match

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Speaker 1: jetticide on purpose. That's how you end up teaching these things,

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Speaker 1: the critical race, the stuff. That's how you end up there.

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Speaker 1: It's because it's all where you start. Honestly, what we're

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Speaker 1: missing most in America for all the all the problems

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Speaker 1: we have, you hear me yell about the education system

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Speaker 1: and stuff. It sounds completely cliche. What we're missing. It's

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Speaker 1: just simple patriotism, a love of this country, and a

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Speaker 1: especially the regulars. Try to always line up interesting people

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Speaker 1: to say. But man, there's really nothing better than me.

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Speaker 1: What Chris What? Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.

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Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Again, you email me.

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Speaker 1: I will read it. Not gonna respond. I get way

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Speaker 1: the show, leave a five star rating, and leave a

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Speaker 1: review specifically discussing my handsomeness. All right, as you can

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Speaker 1: see from the other reviews, we are stacking up some

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01:49:20,560 --> 01:49:22,840
Speaker 1: of the most hilarious stuff I've ever read in my life.

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01:49:24,000 --> 01:49:26,800
Speaker 1: And it's just it's review after review after review. We

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01:49:26,920 --> 01:49:29,679
Speaker 1: read the great ones on the air, and it's Pant's

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01:49:29,720 --> 01:49:34,120
Speaker 1: wedding funny. I love you guys. Now, we only have

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01:49:34,720 --> 01:49:37,920
Speaker 1: so much time left. Allow us to continue with these

1473
01:49:37,960 --> 01:49:39,840
Speaker 1: asked Doctor Jesse questions. I'm going to try to get

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01:49:39,840 --> 01:49:42,400
Speaker 1: to as many of them as possible. Chris, I'm not

1475
01:49:42,640 --> 01:49:45,880
Speaker 1: going to get sidetracked anymore. It's time to buckle down

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01:49:46,240 --> 01:49:50,920
Speaker 1: and dig into the issues starting now, doctor Jesse. I

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01:49:51,040 --> 01:49:53,799
Speaker 1: love see this. These are the questions that are just wonderful.

1478
01:49:54,080 --> 01:49:57,639
Speaker 1: How is it possible for you to be correct about everything? See?

1479
01:49:58,160 --> 01:50:01,880
Speaker 1: This is a person who has I figured out the

1480
01:50:02,160 --> 01:50:05,400
Speaker 1: key to life really is just listen to me and

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01:50:05,600 --> 01:50:12,240
Speaker 1: do whatever I do. But Chris, I don't have everything

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01:50:12,400 --> 01:50:16,240
Speaker 1: figured out, just most of everything. That's why they call

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01:50:16,400 --> 01:50:20,360
Speaker 1: me the Oracle. There's a reason I gave myself that nickname,

1484
01:50:20,560 --> 01:50:26,000
Speaker 1: worked hard to give myself that nickname. But I have

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01:50:26,080 --> 01:50:30,080
Speaker 1: been read about a lot, and this is why. Because

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01:50:30,160 --> 01:50:33,000
Speaker 1: I don't this is important and I really really believe this.

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01:50:34,080 --> 01:50:38,160
Speaker 1: I don't live in Washington, DC or around Washington DC.

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01:50:39,439 --> 01:50:44,439
Speaker 1: I live in Texas. I live in Houston, in the

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01:50:44,479 --> 01:50:50,880
Speaker 1: Houston area in the birds. It gives me a more

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01:50:51,120 --> 01:50:55,800
Speaker 1: well rounded perspective than most of the other pundits you

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01:50:55,960 --> 01:50:58,960
Speaker 1: see out there. And I have so many friends who

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01:50:59,240 --> 01:51:02,479
Speaker 1: who live, work, and worship in New York City or Washington, DC.

1493
01:51:03,640 --> 01:51:08,800
Speaker 1: And you can see it in them. How they only

1494
01:51:08,960 --> 01:51:12,759
Speaker 1: surround themselves with other politicos. You know, you're only around

1495
01:51:12,800 --> 01:51:16,439
Speaker 1: other You go out on a Friday night and you

1496
01:51:16,560 --> 01:51:19,839
Speaker 1: were hanging out with ten people. They're all in politics.

1497
01:51:19,920 --> 01:51:22,360
Speaker 1: All This guy works for this news station, this guy

1498
01:51:22,479 --> 01:51:25,559
Speaker 1: writes for this thing, this guy. They're all political people,

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01:51:26,520 --> 01:51:30,280
Speaker 1: and so you don't ever get a real world perspective.

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01:51:30,439 --> 01:51:33,639
Speaker 1: That way. I get to check in with those friends

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01:51:33,720 --> 01:51:37,320
Speaker 1: of mine and get their perspective, which I value. But

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01:51:37,600 --> 01:51:41,920
Speaker 1: I am around non political people, business people. I spent

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01:51:42,080 --> 01:51:45,760
Speaker 1: my evening last night with two business owners. They were

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01:51:45,800 --> 01:51:49,640
Speaker 1: in two totally different industries, both of them obviously Republicans.

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01:51:49,920 --> 01:51:52,120
Speaker 1: But I don't think we brought up politics one time.

1506
01:51:52,240 --> 01:51:55,320
Speaker 1: All night long, we were talking about businesses and hiring

1507
01:51:55,360 --> 01:51:58,360
Speaker 1: and firing and development and things they see going on

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01:51:58,479 --> 01:52:02,080
Speaker 1: in the country. And it gives me a certain perspective

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01:52:02,200 --> 01:52:06,280
Speaker 1: on things. Doesn't make it necessarily better. I'm glad you

1510
01:52:06,400 --> 01:52:10,719
Speaker 1: think it's better, but it's just a different perspective. Also,

1511
01:52:10,880 --> 01:52:13,920
Speaker 1: my background, I mean, most of the people who do

1512
01:52:15,160 --> 01:52:19,519
Speaker 1: what I do are you know, they're these freaking lawyers,

1513
01:52:19,680 --> 01:52:23,880
Speaker 1: academics big time. They grew up a political science major,

1514
01:52:23,960 --> 01:52:26,320
Speaker 1: a journalism major. I worked for this instinct in a

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01:52:26,560 --> 01:52:28,920
Speaker 1: news station, and then I interned for this news guy,

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01:52:28,960 --> 01:52:30,960
Speaker 1: and then then I gets started out as a you know,

1517
01:52:31,160 --> 01:52:33,960
Speaker 1: a producer on this radio show. I didn't do that.

1518
01:52:35,320 --> 01:52:38,800
Speaker 1: I grew up as blue collar as it gets. I

1519
01:52:38,880 --> 01:52:42,560
Speaker 1: grew up working construction than Marine Corps. No desire for

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01:52:42,640 --> 01:52:45,919
Speaker 1: politics at all, So that gives me a better perspective

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01:52:45,960 --> 01:52:50,320
Speaker 1: on things, that's all. That's why when they suggested, you know,

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01:52:50,600 --> 01:52:54,200
Speaker 1: shutting down businesses, but just go home for fifteen days,

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01:52:54,360 --> 01:52:56,920
Speaker 1: That's why you heard me absolutely blow a gasket on

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01:52:57,000 --> 01:52:59,719
Speaker 1: the air. Do you people have no idea how businesses

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01:53:00,120 --> 01:53:03,800
Speaker 1: at all? You don't just stop, Oh we're just gonna

1526
01:53:03,840 --> 01:53:08,040
Speaker 1: pause for two weeks. That's not how business works. You

1527
01:53:08,120 --> 01:53:15,960
Speaker 1: can't do that. That's why top three worst presidents. FDR

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01:53:16,080 --> 01:53:18,759
Speaker 1: is definitely number one. There's there's not even a close second.

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01:53:18,840 --> 01:53:22,960
Speaker 1: FDR probably Obama. I don't want to see. I don't

1530
01:53:22,960 --> 01:53:25,280
Speaker 1: want to be a prisoner of the moment. And I

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01:53:25,400 --> 01:53:27,960
Speaker 1: feel like when you say Obama, you might be being

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01:53:28,080 --> 01:53:33,000
Speaker 1: a prisoner of the moment. But Obama packed, absolutely packed.

1533
01:53:33,600 --> 01:53:37,920
Speaker 1: So many of these nutball America hating leftist academics in

1534
01:53:38,000 --> 01:53:42,960
Speaker 1: our bureaucracy and they've been kneecapping Trump's president presidency since

1535
01:53:43,000 --> 01:53:45,240
Speaker 1: he got in. It was brilliant on Obama's part. You know,

1536
01:53:45,520 --> 01:53:48,760
Speaker 1: credit to him as the enemy, but if it was,

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01:53:49,000 --> 01:53:52,240
Speaker 1: it was a brilliant move. You pack your people into

1538
01:53:52,360 --> 01:53:56,320
Speaker 1: these bureaucratic positions where they essentially can't get fired. They're

1539
01:53:56,360 --> 01:53:58,400
Speaker 1: all they're all part of, you know, of the federal

1540
01:53:58,520 --> 01:54:01,760
Speaker 1: government machine, and you can't are these people. So you've

1541
01:54:02,160 --> 01:54:05,200
Speaker 1: packed up bureaucracy with your people. It's a big advantage.

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01:54:05,320 --> 01:54:08,640
Speaker 1: Chris says, Truman. Why Truman? What's wrong with Truman? They

1543
01:54:08,760 --> 01:54:16,320
Speaker 1: dropped two bobs. I like Truman, that's fair. Chris says,

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01:54:16,360 --> 01:54:19,920
Speaker 1: he didn't take Churchill's threat about Russia. Seriously, that's more

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01:54:20,040 --> 01:54:23,519
Speaker 1: on FDR than Truman. In my opinion, FDR was worn

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01:54:24,120 --> 01:54:27,960
Speaker 1: several times about Russia, and FDR actually had the ability

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01:54:28,320 --> 01:54:31,519
Speaker 1: to do something to stop the Red machine. We could

1548
01:54:31,560 --> 01:54:35,480
Speaker 1: have taken Berlin us in the Brits. We stepped aside

1549
01:54:35,720 --> 01:54:38,720
Speaker 1: on purpose and let those dirty commies have it, and

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01:54:38,840 --> 01:54:42,120
Speaker 1: we paid for that for years. I don't think Truman

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01:54:42,240 --> 01:54:44,200
Speaker 1: was that bad. I mean, look, then again, I'm not

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01:54:44,320 --> 01:54:47,320
Speaker 1: in Hiroshima, but I don't think Truman was that what, Chris,

1553
01:54:47,600 --> 01:54:50,760
Speaker 1: we can make jokes on the show. I really wonder

1554
01:54:50,840 --> 01:54:53,160
Speaker 1: what they say. I would surely they have a real

1555
01:54:53,280 --> 01:54:55,840
Speaker 1: ax to grind with old Truman over there in Japan, right,

1556
01:54:55,880 --> 01:55:01,400
Speaker 1: I would assume. So, who knows, doctor Jesse, will Trump

1557
01:55:01,560 --> 01:55:12,520
Speaker 1: having COVID matter? People don't take coronavirus seriously. They just

1558
01:55:12,600 --> 01:55:16,920
Speaker 1: don't take coronavirus seriously. It'll matter only to the people

1559
01:55:17,280 --> 01:55:20,040
Speaker 1: who already love him. As soon as he comes out

1560
01:55:20,080 --> 01:55:22,480
Speaker 1: of it, which he's going to do, will be like, Yes,

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01:55:23,120 --> 01:55:26,480
Speaker 1: that's awesome. It's not going to matter to anybody else.

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01:55:26,560 --> 01:55:30,640
Speaker 1: It's just not It's absolutely not going to matter. I

1563
01:55:31,440 --> 01:55:33,720
Speaker 1: think this is another one of those blips in the

1564
01:55:33,840 --> 01:55:37,600
Speaker 1: radar where two weeks from now we're going to forget

1565
01:55:37,640 --> 01:55:40,960
Speaker 1: that Donald Trump even had COVID and Milania I guess

1566
01:55:41,000 --> 01:55:45,760
Speaker 1: has it too, doctor Jesse. If socialism takes hold in

1567
01:55:45,840 --> 01:55:52,640
Speaker 1: the US, where would you take your family. I don't

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01:55:52,840 --> 01:55:56,560
Speaker 1: like the proximity to Russia. But I've heard really cool

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01:55:56,640 --> 01:56:02,000
Speaker 1: things about Georgia. I've heard Georgia the state, idiot the country.

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01:56:02,520 --> 01:56:05,160
Speaker 1: I've heard I've heard Georgia is all about freedom. Now

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01:56:05,200 --> 01:56:08,320
Speaker 1: I may have that wrong, Chris, look up the freest countries.

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01:56:08,560 --> 01:56:12,200
Speaker 1: They do these lists of the freest countries that the

1573
01:56:12,320 --> 01:56:14,920
Speaker 1: problem is, you want to go to a free country

1574
01:56:15,720 --> 01:56:19,120
Speaker 1: that's also a modern country, but also a country that's

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01:56:19,160 --> 01:56:21,880
Speaker 1: not going to get stormed over by an enemy that

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01:56:22,000 --> 01:56:24,080
Speaker 1: you have for a neighbor. What are the freest countries, Chris,

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01:56:24,160 --> 01:56:31,000
Speaker 1: give me a couple at the top. Okay, Micronesia. That's

1578
01:56:31,040 --> 01:56:32,440
Speaker 1: not even a real place. I don't even know what

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01:56:32,520 --> 01:56:39,200
Speaker 1: that is. Move on, what's the next one? Norway, Sweden,

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01:56:39,280 --> 01:56:42,400
Speaker 1: in Finland? What did you look up? Idiot? Those are

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01:56:42,440 --> 01:56:45,360
Speaker 1: the borderline socialist countries. They tax you at like sixty

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01:56:45,440 --> 01:56:52,240
Speaker 1: percent there. Well, look, I will tell you if I

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01:56:52,400 --> 01:56:55,320
Speaker 1: wasn't married, I'd probably consider Sweden. I mean, it doesn't

1584
01:56:55,440 --> 01:56:59,520
Speaker 1: hurt to be surrounded by gorgeous, blonde haired, blue eyed women.

1585
01:57:00,160 --> 01:57:03,080
Speaker 1: But I'm not going to Norway or Sweden or Finland

1586
01:57:03,360 --> 01:57:08,080
Speaker 1: because the food sucks. That's a big issue for me.

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01:57:08,680 --> 01:57:14,160
Speaker 1: Any one of those countries. The food sucks. You can't

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01:57:14,320 --> 01:57:17,320
Speaker 1: it's all. It's all gross fish. They eat like whole

1589
01:57:17,520 --> 01:57:21,080
Speaker 1: fish rupp that. It looks terrible. I've got to be

1590
01:57:21,200 --> 01:57:41,880
Speaker 1: in some place with some spice. Hang on, you're listening

1591
01:57:41,960 --> 01:57:46,360
Speaker 1: to the Jesse Kelly show, You're welcome. Everybody knows that

1592
01:57:46,640 --> 01:57:52,440
Speaker 1: gold has value. Everyone has always known that gold has value.

1593
01:57:52,520 --> 01:57:55,680
Speaker 1: It's had it, it has it, it's gonna have it.

1594
01:57:56,960 --> 01:58:00,520
Speaker 1: So why don't you own any yet? And I'm not

1595
01:58:00,680 --> 01:58:02,960
Speaker 1: telling you to go out and fill up a treasure

1596
01:58:03,040 --> 01:58:06,440
Speaker 1: chest with gold coins like some kind of pirates. I

1597
01:58:06,600 --> 01:58:10,120
Speaker 1: want you to get an official, real life gold ira.

1598
01:58:11,680 --> 01:58:14,240
Speaker 1: You see, you can get a gold Ira without penalties,

1599
01:58:14,720 --> 01:58:18,760
Speaker 1: without tax consequences, and Gold Alliance can walk you through

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01:58:19,280 --> 01:58:22,720
Speaker 1: every single step of that process. They make it completely easy.

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01:58:23,920 --> 01:58:27,760
Speaker 1: We have an election coming up. Unemployment you see the numbers,

1602
01:58:28,320 --> 01:58:32,280
Speaker 1: a possible recession, a possible bubble burst. Do you feel

1603
01:58:32,320 --> 01:58:35,120
Speaker 1: like working till your ninety five because you lost it all?

1604
01:58:36,240 --> 01:58:40,760
Speaker 1: Go to gold Alliance dot com slash Jesse. That's gold

1605
01:58:40,920 --> 01:58:46,960
Speaker 1: Alliance dot com slash Jesse. Don't wait, get it done, Jesse.

1606
01:58:47,200 --> 01:59:17,680
Speaker 1: Kelly backs in. Chris asked my thoughts on Chicago pizza.

1607
01:59:18,720 --> 01:59:24,960
Speaker 1: Absolutely not, absolutely not. Now it's not I I should clarify.

1608
01:59:25,040 --> 01:59:28,160
Speaker 1: I do not have something rigidly against the putting the

1609
01:59:28,320 --> 01:59:32,760
Speaker 1: sauce on top of the cheese thing. I understand that concept.

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01:59:32,840 --> 01:59:40,600
Speaker 1: I'm okay with it. It's just so much and it's

1611
01:59:40,680 --> 01:59:43,240
Speaker 1: it's like I'm eating It's like it's like you just

1612
01:59:43,440 --> 01:59:46,040
Speaker 1: took a whole bunch of That's exactly right, Chris, it's lasagna.

1613
01:59:46,160 --> 01:59:48,760
Speaker 1: It's like you just took all the pizza ingredients and

1614
01:59:48,960 --> 01:59:51,200
Speaker 1: just dumped the big glob of them in the pan

1615
01:59:51,640 --> 01:59:54,080
Speaker 1: and threw it in the oven. I'm way out on that.

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01:59:54,760 --> 02:00:00,440
Speaker 1: Absolutely not, absolutely not, doctor Jesse. Will you ever run

1617
02:00:00,520 --> 02:00:06,840
Speaker 1: for office? No? Absolutely not, never, ever, ever, ever ever again.

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02:00:08,000 --> 02:00:12,560
Speaker 1: I love what I'm doing, love it? Why would I

1619
02:00:12,600 --> 02:00:16,560
Speaker 1: go be miserable? Have you seen these dorks? And plus

1620
02:00:16,680 --> 02:00:21,120
Speaker 1: the travel schedule? I hate I hate DC. I lived

1621
02:00:21,160 --> 02:00:24,440
Speaker 1: in DC for a year, and this is how much

1622
02:00:24,480 --> 02:00:30,080
Speaker 1: I hated living in DC. I quit my job, impacked

1623
02:00:30,120 --> 02:00:33,879
Speaker 1: my family into a vehicle, and drove across the country

1624
02:00:33,960 --> 02:00:37,680
Speaker 1: with one no destination in mind, and two no job

1625
02:00:37,760 --> 02:00:40,560
Speaker 1: to go to, just because I knew I wanted to

1626
02:00:40,640 --> 02:00:43,880
Speaker 1: move out of Washington, DC and into a place with

1627
02:00:44,120 --> 02:00:48,160
Speaker 1: values that I loved. That's hatred. I could not imagine

1628
02:00:48,280 --> 02:00:51,680
Speaker 1: being stuck there for days on end, weeks on end.

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02:00:54,000 --> 02:00:57,800
Speaker 1: And plus it's so boring. I mean you may think

1630
02:00:57,840 --> 02:01:02,240
Speaker 1: it's exciting. I have sat in those hearings before, and

1631
02:01:02,280 --> 02:01:04,920
Speaker 1: those committee meetings before like waiting to talk to a

1632
02:01:05,000 --> 02:01:08,800
Speaker 1: congressman friend of mine under two and these guys, these

1633
02:01:08,880 --> 02:01:12,840
Speaker 1: guys are falling asleep in there, the congressman themselves. You

1634
02:01:12,920 --> 02:01:16,040
Speaker 1: know how brutally boring it would be for hours at

1635
02:01:16,080 --> 02:01:20,320
Speaker 1: a time You're sitting there questioning some banking executive or

1636
02:01:20,400 --> 02:01:23,320
Speaker 1: some environmental dude about this. It's I mean, it's not

1637
02:01:23,440 --> 02:01:29,200
Speaker 1: as sexy as it looks on TV. It's boring. Its Plus,

1638
02:01:29,280 --> 02:01:33,080
Speaker 1: the food, the DC food Washington, DC is a very

1639
02:01:33,120 --> 02:01:35,960
Speaker 1: weird thing to me because all the money in the

1640
02:01:36,040 --> 02:01:38,960
Speaker 1: world is in DC. It's the financial capital now, which

1641
02:01:39,040 --> 02:01:42,000
Speaker 1: is a total disgrace. It's something like the top ten

1642
02:01:42,160 --> 02:01:44,760
Speaker 1: richest counties or something like that are all around DC.

1643
02:01:46,200 --> 02:01:49,320
Speaker 1: So you have all this money in, all these people there,

1644
02:01:49,680 --> 02:01:53,080
Speaker 1: and one every one of their airports suck, and I

1645
02:01:53,200 --> 02:01:56,960
Speaker 1: mean suck. The food options are dreadful in the airports.

1646
02:01:57,040 --> 02:02:04,240
Speaker 1: That's one. Two. The food options in DC itself absolutely abysmal, abysmal.

1647
02:02:04,440 --> 02:02:06,680
Speaker 1: I don't know why, Chris, I don't I can't explain it.

1648
02:02:06,960 --> 02:02:09,480
Speaker 1: They don't have and now they're trying to do like

1649
02:02:09,600 --> 02:02:12,440
Speaker 1: the hipster thing. Oh yeah, you can come get a

1650
02:02:12,520 --> 02:02:15,480
Speaker 1: Tuscan bean salad with a side of soy milk. Like,

1651
02:02:15,560 --> 02:02:19,480
Speaker 1: the food is awful. I hate that place, so no,

1652
02:02:19,560 --> 02:02:27,200
Speaker 1: I'm never running for ofFast. That's what I found funny too, Chris.

1653
02:02:27,280 --> 02:02:30,240
Speaker 1: Chris asked about aren't there a bunch of different cultures

1654
02:02:30,720 --> 02:02:34,840
Speaker 1: so they should have better food. Undoubtedly, that's normally true.

1655
02:02:34,920 --> 02:02:36,840
Speaker 1: You want to be in a place with a bunch

1656
02:02:36,880 --> 02:02:40,360
Speaker 1: of different ethnicities so you can get everything. You know,

1657
02:02:40,480 --> 02:02:44,160
Speaker 1: you can get everything, But it doesn't always work that way.

1658
02:02:44,240 --> 02:02:47,680
Speaker 1: Look at Houston. I've told you before. My favorite breakfast

1659
02:02:47,760 --> 02:02:51,080
Speaker 1: food in the world is a bacon, egg and cheese

1660
02:02:51,240 --> 02:02:55,120
Speaker 1: with mayonnaise breakfast bagel on an everything bagel. But you

1661
02:02:55,200 --> 02:02:58,520
Speaker 1: have to have a great bagel for it. You get

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02:02:58,640 --> 02:03:02,400
Speaker 1: bagels from jew Jewish people make the best bagels. Obviously,

1663
02:03:02,440 --> 02:03:04,840
Speaker 1: it's Jewish food. It's fantastic. You go to New York

1664
02:03:04,880 --> 02:03:07,360
Speaker 1: City and there's a Jewish bakery everywhere cranking out the

1665
02:03:07,440 --> 02:03:09,600
Speaker 1: best begears you've ever had in your life. We have

1666
02:03:09,760 --> 02:03:12,520
Speaker 1: a ton of Jews here in Houston. You can't get

1667
02:03:12,560 --> 02:03:14,880
Speaker 1: a good bagel in this town. I seriously think this

1668
02:03:15,040 --> 02:03:17,280
Speaker 1: is what the fourth biggest city in the country. There's

1669
02:03:17,320 --> 02:03:21,280
Speaker 1: like one bagel shop around here. It makes no sense whatsoever.

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Speaker 1: I don't get it. And it was the same thing

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Speaker 1: for DC. There were Asians obviously all over the place.

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Speaker 1: You couldn't get a good Japanese food like a good

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Speaker 1: haibachi grill. Can't find one over there. So it's not

1674
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Speaker 1: universal that just because the ethnicity is there, it translates

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Speaker 1: to food. It doesn't work like that, And I'm core.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure we're going to get in trouble for that

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Speaker 1: whole segment as well, Doctor Jesse. If God the Father

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Speaker 1: felt it important to write down the Ten Commandments with

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Speaker 1: his own finger, why do we not have a little

1680
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Speaker 1: something written by Jesus himself? Well, because Chris's people killed him,

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Speaker 1: Doctor Jesse. Whiskey neat or on the rocks, I drink

1682
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Speaker 1: my whiskey kneat. I drink my whiskey neat straight, no ice,

1683
02:04:07,600 --> 02:04:10,680
Speaker 1: no nothing, And even if I preferred it on the rocks,

1684
02:04:10,760 --> 02:04:13,440
Speaker 1: which I don't, I would still drink it neat, just

1685
02:04:13,640 --> 02:04:15,360
Speaker 1: for the appearance of it. For the same reason I

1686
02:04:15,440 --> 02:04:17,800
Speaker 1: drink my coffee black. Would I like to have one

1687
02:04:17,840 --> 02:04:20,720
Speaker 1: of those weird little fu Fu air force creamers in

1688
02:04:20,800 --> 02:04:23,200
Speaker 1: my coffee every now and then? Of course I would

1689
02:04:23,560 --> 02:04:25,880
Speaker 1: I have an image to uphold, and part of that

1690
02:04:26,080 --> 02:04:29,320
Speaker 1: image is I drink my coffee black like John Wayne

1691
02:04:29,400 --> 02:04:37,480
Speaker 1: drank it. Chris. Chris said you should drink your whiskey

1692
02:04:37,680 --> 02:04:40,080
Speaker 1: neat because the colder it is, the less you taste it.

1693
02:04:40,080 --> 02:04:42,680
Speaker 1: And he's one hundred percent right about that. Whiskey is

1694
02:04:42,760 --> 02:04:47,840
Speaker 1: supposed to be smoky and warm, and that's how it's

1695
02:04:47,880 --> 02:04:51,840
Speaker 1: supposed to be. But I will tell you, as you know,

1696
02:04:52,800 --> 02:04:55,920
Speaker 1: did not exactly grow up wealthy. So if you could

1697
02:04:55,920 --> 02:04:58,960
Speaker 1: ever afford whiskey when I was a kid. You're buying

1698
02:04:59,120 --> 02:05:03,320
Speaker 1: the bottom of the barrels stuff. And I mean, look,

1699
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Speaker 1: I'll drink jim Beam to this day. I just you're

1700
02:05:05,360 --> 02:05:08,120
Speaker 1: you're buying. You're buying some stuff. A little ice might

1701
02:05:08,200 --> 02:05:10,320
Speaker 1: not hurt. You may not want to taste it. Hang

1702
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Speaker 1: I talk. You see car shield. They make sure those

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Speaker 1: car repairs that you need all of a sudden because

1705
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Speaker 1: no one ever sees it coming, right, I didn't see

1706
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Speaker 1: my current truck problems coming. No one ever knows. You

1707
02:05:47,040 --> 02:05:49,080
Speaker 1: don't get a heads up ahead of time, they make

1708
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Speaker 1: sure when those come, and they will come eventually, for

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Speaker 1: all of us that it doesn't financially wreck you. That's

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Speaker 1: the best thing I can say about car shield, because

1711
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Speaker 1: when you get that auto parabill and you don't have

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Speaker 1: one of the protection plans from car shield, and you

1713
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Speaker 1: know you're on the hook for every dime of it,

1714
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Speaker 1: it hurts. And if it sounds like I can feel it,

1715
02:06:13,160 --> 02:06:15,920
Speaker 1: it's because I can. It's happened to me several times.

1716
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Speaker 1: One time I had to spend every dime I had

1717
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Speaker 1: to get my car back on the road. No more,

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Speaker 1: A deductible may apply. Should I turn through? Another question, Chris,

1721
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Speaker 1: I'm doing it, doctor Jesse. Do you think the president

1722
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Speaker 1: should make a statement about not attacking our our float.

1723
02:06:53,400 --> 02:06:57,480
Speaker 1: It's not talking not attacking Melania. Let me explain something

1724
02:06:57,520 --> 02:07:03,200
Speaker 1: to all of you. There is no stopping getting attacked

1725
02:07:03,280 --> 02:07:07,480
Speaker 1: when you're in politics. There's no statement, there's no defense.

1726
02:07:07,640 --> 02:07:12,880
Speaker 1: There's absolutely nothing you can do to make it stop.

1727
02:07:13,400 --> 02:07:18,920
Speaker 1: So stop trying to make it stop, make them feel

1728
02:07:19,000 --> 02:07:22,800
Speaker 1: pain or ignore it. There is no making it stop.

1729
02:07:22,840 --> 02:07:25,600
Speaker 1: There is no light at the end of the tunnel

1730
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Speaker 1: where the leftists will lay down their swords and say,

1731
02:07:28,440 --> 02:07:31,480
Speaker 1: you know that was probably too far. Let's call it

1732
02:07:31,600 --> 02:07:34,520
Speaker 1: a day. That day doesn't exist. And the sooner you

1733
02:07:34,640 --> 02:07:40,200
Speaker 1: just accept that, the easier it gets. Accept it. Now,

1734
02:07:40,720 --> 02:07:46,080
Speaker 1: you go enjoy yourself this weekend. Don't let politics make

1735
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Speaker 1: you miserable. That's why we do our ask doctor Jesse

1736
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Speaker 1: Friday's be happy. We'll do it again on Monday. That's

1737
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Speaker 1: all the Jesse Kelly Show, Newton Group Transfer. They are

1738
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1739
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Speaker 1: These stories from people who have these time shares and

1740
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Speaker 1: can't get out of them. They're shocking. These timeshare companies,

1741
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Speaker 1: not all of them, but so many. They get their

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Speaker 1: hooks into you and you can't give them up. You

1743
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Speaker 1: can't give them up or they'll they'll do things like

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Speaker 1: they charge you thousands of dollars. One girl she got

1745
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Speaker 1: past her time share when her mother passed away. She

1746
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Speaker 1: gets pass the timeshar, doesn't want the time shar, doesn't

1747
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Speaker 1: use the timeshare. They tell her she can get out

1748
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Speaker 1: of it for four thousand dollars. She has to come

1749
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Speaker 1: up with a four thousand dollars check. This is not right,

1750
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