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Speaker 1: School of Humans. Hi, welcome to another episode of Cadaver Gals,

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Speaker 1: where we talk about the ways that people have died

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Speaker 1: throughout history to cope with our own mortality. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I am your host, Nika, along with Gubby Hello, and Taylor. Hi.

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Speaker 1: That was offensive. I don't know. I'm thinking of French people.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. On today's show, we are going to

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Speaker 1: be exploring how beards can be deadly and why maybe

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't say you're a prophet or I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Content warnings we have you know, god fire, yes, you know, apocalypse, um, babies,

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Speaker 1: um death. That's fine, okay, right, okay, good, well cue

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Speaker 1: the music, then the goal. I feel like you start

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Speaker 1: your you start the podcast higher pitched every time, like

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Speaker 1: it's hot. It's like gradually anything like Hi, I really

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Speaker 1: like so I was like Hi, him me good? Yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: that is on PC. It is Oh my god, oh

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh. Everyone is making fun of me and

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Speaker 1: I'm tired of it. Get to work, tell me, tell

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Speaker 1: me what is going on. When are we dying? What's happening?

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Speaker 1: Oh that's me. That was the cue for me to

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Speaker 1: start the thing. Okay, I get it, I understand. I

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Speaker 1: get it now, Okay, I'm I'm alert and aware. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, this is this lady that I'm talking about today.

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Speaker 1: Not only was she a self proclaimed prophet, she was

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Speaker 1: also a hashtag girl boss okay being man. Yeah. Her

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Speaker 1: name is Joanna Southcott, and this is her story of

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Speaker 1: being a hashtag girl boss. She proved that you don't

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Speaker 1: have to be a man to be a prophet. That's right.

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Speaker 1: She could talk to the Lord breaking the last ceilings.

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Speaker 1: God's glass ceilings are being gaslet yeah yeah, gate all

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Speaker 1: those other gate keeping prophets yuck. Now she can do

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Speaker 1: it anyway. So she could talk to the Lord. Isn't

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Speaker 1: that neat? And she wrote is Nito Burrito? And she

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Speaker 1: wrote over sixty five books filled with her prophetic visions.

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Speaker 1: Then she ended up dying from childbirth, which I'm putting

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Speaker 1: in quotation marks so you will say. I was gonna say, like, Gabby,

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Speaker 1: that is actually super dark. I don't know, you know,

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Speaker 1: but okay, let's keep going it. It's not the darkest story,

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Speaker 1: but it is pretty The way I framed it maybe

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Speaker 1: is inappropriate, but that's fine. Well unquote childbirth is intriguing,

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Speaker 1: you know. It was just regular I'd like cut the

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Speaker 1: tape right now. Yeah, prophets can have babies. That's all

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, no, okay. Joanna was born in seventeen fifty

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Speaker 1: in a very small town called Devon, England. She had

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Speaker 1: very little education and was a domestic servant. But in

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Speaker 1: her forties she suddenly started having prophetic visions. M great,

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Speaker 1: me too, me too, me too. Yeah, we can't wait

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Speaker 1: for that. But then it was just like, I mean,

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Speaker 1: you can have prophetic visions, and like I feel like

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Speaker 1: people could just like not believe you. But she actually

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Speaker 1: started getting a really big following. One reason was because

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Speaker 1: her writings far exceeded her education and she was like

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Speaker 1: just so prolific with her writings. People were like, she

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Speaker 1: she know all of these words? She's educated exactly, She's

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Speaker 1: a woman. She can't write well okay. Yeah. And then

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Speaker 1: she even moved to London after she started having all

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Speaker 1: of her visions, and at one point historians estimated that

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Speaker 1: she had like ten thousand followers, which I don't even

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Speaker 1: have on Instagram. Yeah, without social media, that's really good.

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Speaker 1: Good for her. Yeah, that's like ten thousand authentic organic

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Speaker 1: reach follows more than you know the disciple. I'm kidding,

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Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I'm not gonna make a Christianity joke. That's bad.

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Speaker 1: This is Christianity. Though it's fine. I think that's appropriate.

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Speaker 1: But also for your own sake, you don't have to.

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Speaker 1: I feel like my guilt would eat me alive. Okay, continue, Well,

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Speaker 1: I did do a comedy showed last night dressed up

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Speaker 1: as Jesus Christ. So we're different people. We're different people.

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Speaker 1: What are you kidding? Okay, yeah, you're real. So she

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Speaker 1: had a variety of visions and ideas, but you know,

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Speaker 1: to stay in line with a theme of girl bosses,

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Speaker 1: Southcott was definitely on board with like the coming of

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Speaker 1: the next Messiah, but she thought it would be divine,

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Speaker 1: feminine energy like the next Messiah. Didn't. Yeah, Oh, Ariana Grande, Hello,

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Speaker 1: Ariana Grande. And basically the thing that this point that

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Speaker 1: And she said that because Eve had caused the downfall,

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Speaker 1: Hashtag girl boss. That's responsibility, right, Women take responsibility for themselves. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what do men do? Not that not that I'm getting.

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Speaker 1: They just like wear tevas and hang out with lepers

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Speaker 1: or whatever. Jesus did. We're Tiva's. I mean, I imagine

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Speaker 1: Tiva wearer. I don't know why I thought this this

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Speaker 1: well for our Christian listenership, just know that I'm very

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Speaker 1: interested in Christianity, but I think it's silly. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: continue please waiting for them, waiting for them Messiah. She also,

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Speaker 1: of course, she predicted the apocalypse because you know, as

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Speaker 1: she placed it sometime in two thousand and four and

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Speaker 1: twenty fourteen. Twenty fourteen is the year that I graduated

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Speaker 1: I was really sad. So you know it's kind of dark. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of like an apocalypse, right, Okay, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: So this person was living in the seventeen hundreds and

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Speaker 1: said that the apocalypse was going to be in two

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Speaker 1: thousand and fourteen. Yeah, way, when did ari Ariana Grande's

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Speaker 1: first song come out before then? I think earlier, earlier

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Speaker 1: than that. But this is important. But it's so convenient

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Speaker 1: to be like, okay, it's gonna be like way after

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Speaker 1: Like how convenient they can be, Like sure, yeah, that

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Speaker 1: makes sense. Twenty fourteen was when Ariana Grande and The

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Speaker 1: Weekend collaborated on Love Me Harder, and you know that

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Speaker 1: that is a banger, So harolding a period of peace

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Speaker 1: and she actually had had an an album called My Everything,

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Speaker 1: together like a mermaid, but she's sitting on a stool.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't make I just don't know, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're even talking about. Later, Yeah, basically that album

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Speaker 1: cover was clearly the apocalypse because no woman can sit

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Speaker 1: that stool. Okay, well, you put it on our Instagram

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Speaker 1: so I can see literally as I will do you

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Speaker 1: one better. I will not only put that on the Instagram,

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Speaker 1: but I would also re enact the picture to see

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Speaker 1: we'll see, and if you can, I think that means

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Speaker 1: all up to Unica girl boss, Gabby the prophet. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but all I'm I mean, Taylor, you make a good

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Speaker 1: point that it is convenient that her prophecies, like you

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Speaker 1: this is the problem with girl bosses. We always expect

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Speaker 1: the most out of the ones that are the most groundbreaking,

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Speaker 1: right Gabby said no, no, like it wasn't enough for

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Speaker 1: her to be the first Girl Boss prophet. She also

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Speaker 1: has to then be braver. Apparently, Gabby let her predecessors

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Speaker 1: be braver. She already did enough, you know. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry, I can sing canceled and I'm going to

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Speaker 1: continue Gabby story now. So anyway, I'm kidding, go ahead, okay,

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Speaker 1: So anyway, the apocalypse, um she also okay, So remember

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Speaker 1: and she also said that on Judgment Day, like you know,

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Speaker 1: We'll still be together in hell. It's fine, Taylor, What continue, Gaby?

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Speaker 1: So there's this one that was really funny that was

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Speaker 1: which honestly makes more sense than England. I don't know

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00:24:49,925 --> 00:24:54,325
Speaker 1: what our friend Joanna was thinking. So yeah, he wrote

418
00:24:54,325 --> 00:24:59,045
Speaker 1: this book, and according to Columbus, he basically said that

419
00:24:59,125 --> 00:25:01,445
Speaker 1: for the apocalypse to happen, there had to be some

420
00:25:01,485 --> 00:25:04,885
Speaker 1: things to go on before the apocalypse would start. Here

421
00:25:04,885 --> 00:25:09,285
Speaker 1: it is, he had to spread Christianity throughout the entire world.

422
00:25:09,805 --> 00:25:11,525
Speaker 1: He had to find the Garden of Eden, which he

423
00:25:11,565 --> 00:25:14,765
Speaker 1: was very close to. And then a last this is

424
00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:17,645
Speaker 1: so violent, a last crusade must happen where the Spanish

425
00:25:17,685 --> 00:25:22,645
Speaker 1: monarchs would storm Jerusalem and take it from the Muslims, because,

426
00:25:22,645 --> 00:25:25,565
Speaker 1: according to him, Christ would not come to Jerusalem if

427
00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:29,205
Speaker 1: it was being handled by quote infidels and quote okay,

428
00:25:29,925 --> 00:25:33,405
Speaker 1: and he had what a guy, right, And he actually

429
00:25:33,485 --> 00:25:35,965
Speaker 1: died believing that he played his part and that he

430
00:25:36,045 --> 00:25:37,685
Speaker 1: did you know, what God had told him to do,

431
00:25:37,965 --> 00:25:40,285
Speaker 1: and that the world would end in one hundred and

432
00:25:40,365 --> 00:25:43,405
Speaker 1: fifty five years, which I honestly don't know how you

433
00:25:43,445 --> 00:25:45,005
Speaker 1: got that number, but he just said, the world's gonna

434
00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:48,245
Speaker 1: end one hundred and fifty five years. Spanish monarchy, please

435
00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:53,765
Speaker 1: overthrow the Muslims, and you know that forced everyone into Christianity.

436
00:25:53,925 --> 00:25:56,365
Speaker 1: One hundred and forty four thousand could get into heaven,

437
00:25:56,965 --> 00:26:02,205
Speaker 1: and then one hundred and fifty five. And I'm literally

438
00:26:02,245 --> 00:26:05,365
Speaker 1: about to tell you I'm going to tell a story

439
00:26:05,485 --> 00:26:11,845
Speaker 1: about sixteen sixty six. Oh, I feel like this means

440
00:26:12,005 --> 00:26:17,645
Speaker 1: something is coming o. But okay one four, four, nine,

441
00:26:17,925 --> 00:26:25,205
Speaker 1: one five, five, eleven, nine eleven. Oh okay, wait what

442
00:26:25,245 --> 00:26:30,965
Speaker 1: does that mean? X Files theme song? Yep, you nailed that,

443
00:26:31,045 --> 00:26:33,845
Speaker 1: all right, that's not the X Files theme song. Um,

444
00:26:33,885 --> 00:26:35,925
Speaker 1: it's just embarrassing because I watched an episode it last night.

445
00:26:37,005 --> 00:26:43,765
Speaker 1: Dn't okay? No, Oh, I'm an embarrassment is that it

446
00:26:43,765 --> 00:26:45,805
Speaker 1: I've never watched it. No, but it's so good you

447
00:26:45,845 --> 00:26:48,725
Speaker 1: should definitely watch it. Got me okay, So you know

448
00:26:48,965 --> 00:26:52,725
Speaker 1: that was old, you know, Couder Columbus doing his thing.

449
00:26:53,085 --> 00:26:55,925
Speaker 1: Good for him, I guess. And then obviously we all

450
00:26:55,965 --> 00:27:00,205
Speaker 1: know the twenty twelve scare when apparently the Mayan calendar

451
00:27:00,485 --> 00:27:02,765
Speaker 1: ended and we were like, that is the end of

452
00:27:02,885 --> 00:27:06,045
Speaker 1: us because the Mayans said so, and the talk to

453
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,685
Speaker 1: Aliens and that is clearly when the world is going

454
00:27:08,725 --> 00:27:10,925
Speaker 1: to end, which, by the way, it's funny the Mayan

455
00:27:10,925 --> 00:27:14,085
Speaker 1: calendar didn't actually end. It was just the end of

456
00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:17,805
Speaker 1: a count of four hundred years that then basically was

457
00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:19,805
Speaker 1: going to restart at the end of twenty twelve, So

458
00:27:19,845 --> 00:27:23,085
Speaker 1: it's just going to start another last calendar count. Yeah,

459
00:27:23,085 --> 00:27:25,805
Speaker 1: they were just like, we don't we did enough, you know,

460
00:27:25,965 --> 00:27:27,565
Speaker 1: we'll let them deal with it. Then. Well, you know

461
00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:29,965
Speaker 1: a website that I read was like, do you think

462
00:27:29,965 --> 00:27:31,885
Speaker 1: the world is gonna end when you're you know, cute

463
00:27:31,885 --> 00:27:35,725
Speaker 1: calendar stops at the end of the page. No, you

464
00:27:35,765 --> 00:27:37,805
Speaker 1: know that another calendar is coming? Like that is literally

465
00:27:37,845 --> 00:27:41,525
Speaker 1: as simple as it was. What a silly concept. Honestly,

466
00:27:42,485 --> 00:27:45,765
Speaker 1: later a silly concept. But I will say this. There

467
00:27:45,845 --> 00:27:48,845
Speaker 1: was some tea that and that this was connected to

468
00:27:48,845 --> 00:27:51,765
Speaker 1: the twenty twelve scare that a planet that the Sumerians

469
00:27:51,805 --> 00:27:54,805
Speaker 1: found called Nebuu was going to collide with the Earth

470
00:27:54,925 --> 00:27:57,165
Speaker 1: during that time in twenty twelve. But you know the

471
00:27:57,165 --> 00:27:59,325
Speaker 1: problem with that tea is that the planet doesn't exist.

472
00:27:59,965 --> 00:28:06,085
Speaker 1: So apparently some white guy translated Sumerian cuneiform and identified

473
00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:09,125
Speaker 1: a planet that supposedly orbits the Sun every three thousand

474
00:28:09,125 --> 00:28:12,845
Speaker 1: and six hundred years. NASA has never found this planet,

475
00:28:12,885 --> 00:28:14,445
Speaker 1: and said that they would have found it by now,

476
00:28:14,765 --> 00:28:17,445
Speaker 1: and scholars on the Mesopotamian history have also that this

477
00:28:17,525 --> 00:28:19,725
Speaker 1: translation is wrong, but he still wrote a book about

478
00:28:19,765 --> 00:28:23,205
Speaker 1: it and got a lot of followers because that's the

479
00:28:23,205 --> 00:28:26,285
Speaker 1: world we live in, you guys. Well, maybe Jeff Bezos

480
00:28:26,325 --> 00:28:28,005
Speaker 1: will find it because he's going into space with his

481
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:31,245
Speaker 1: bro so maybe they can. And then one more apocalypse

482
00:28:31,325 --> 00:28:34,325
Speaker 1: story and then we'll choose out of I lied, I lied,

483
00:28:34,445 --> 00:28:39,605
Speaker 1: there was four. There's four. It's a trick. It's a trick. Okay, Wow,

484
00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:43,565
Speaker 1: let's okay this. I didn't include this one because this

485
00:28:43,605 --> 00:28:47,165
Speaker 1: is actually an apocalypse to look forward to. According to

486
00:28:47,205 --> 00:28:51,365
Speaker 1: the founder of Messiah Foundation International, which is a spiritual

487
00:28:51,805 --> 00:28:54,805
Speaker 1: they call themselves a spiritual organization, but it's a religion,

488
00:28:55,045 --> 00:28:57,485
Speaker 1: found it in two thousand and two. There is a

489
00:28:57,565 --> 00:29:00,965
Speaker 1: comment hurtling through space right now that we'll collade with

490
00:29:01,005 --> 00:29:03,805
Speaker 1: our planet in twenty twenty six. And what's weird is

491
00:29:03,845 --> 00:29:08,525
Speaker 1: that the founder Rhea Ahmed Gohar Shahi, who claims to

492
00:29:08,565 --> 00:29:13,045
Speaker 1: be Messiah. Yes, and he founded this religion which by

493
00:29:13,045 --> 00:29:15,845
Speaker 1: the way, the religion actually changed names in two thousand

494
00:29:15,885 --> 00:29:17,765
Speaker 1: and two, and before that it was known as RAGS,

495
00:29:18,045 --> 00:29:23,085
Speaker 1: which is basically his name. But anyway, he says that

496
00:29:23,205 --> 00:29:26,965
Speaker 1: quote in order to not intimidate mankind, God will plan

497
00:29:27,085 --> 00:29:30,525
Speaker 1: destruction on a small scale in twenty twenty six endquote.

498
00:29:31,005 --> 00:29:33,645
Speaker 1: So not sure how that tracks with a comment like

499
00:29:34,525 --> 00:29:37,045
Speaker 1: ending the world. Like if that's small destruction, I don't know,

500
00:29:37,085 --> 00:29:39,085
Speaker 1: that's pretty large scale to me. But I don't know.

501
00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:42,805
Speaker 1: This guy's pretty intense. He claims that his face is

502
00:29:42,805 --> 00:29:45,125
Speaker 1: on the moon and the sun and other important places

503
00:29:45,165 --> 00:29:46,845
Speaker 1: because God showed it to him, and if people have

504
00:29:46,885 --> 00:29:48,485
Speaker 1: a problem with it, they can take it to God.

505
00:29:49,005 --> 00:29:51,325
Speaker 1: That's kind of one of the basis of the religions

506
00:29:51,325 --> 00:29:54,605
Speaker 1: that he created. And yeah, I don't know. I'm also

507
00:29:54,645 --> 00:29:56,765
Speaker 1: kind of a little nervous talking about him because even

508
00:29:56,805 --> 00:29:58,925
Speaker 1: though he has not been seen since two thousand and one,

509
00:29:58,925 --> 00:30:01,605
Speaker 1: except for his followers saying they saw him then he

510
00:30:01,645 --> 00:30:04,965
Speaker 1: gave them advice, his body actually hasn't been found, so

511
00:30:05,645 --> 00:30:07,325
Speaker 1: I'll be dead and I don't want to, you know, him,

512
00:30:07,325 --> 00:30:10,005
Speaker 1: to hear me talking shit about him anyway. Also, there's

513
00:30:10,045 --> 00:30:12,885
Speaker 1: no factual basis or religious basis for the comment in

514
00:30:12,885 --> 00:30:15,765
Speaker 1: twenty twenty six. That's just something he said. SASA also

515
00:30:15,805 --> 00:30:18,885
Speaker 1: hasn't found that. Okay, what are our favorites out of

516
00:30:18,925 --> 00:30:22,485
Speaker 1: the flour Well, did they say what their apocalypses would be, like,

517
00:30:22,725 --> 00:30:26,285
Speaker 1: you know, like I don't want a Columbus one. Well,

518
00:30:26,365 --> 00:30:30,685
Speaker 1: the Mayan one was the planet colliding, and then the

519
00:30:31,045 --> 00:30:37,045
Speaker 1: Columbus one was big overtake of the Spanish monarchy and

520
00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:40,605
Speaker 1: then killing anyone who was you know, not Christian, and

521
00:30:40,645 --> 00:30:45,205
Speaker 1: then Jesus coming to Israel, and the other one, the

522
00:30:45,245 --> 00:30:48,405
Speaker 1: older one was um. They didn't say have They just

523
00:30:48,445 --> 00:30:50,925
Speaker 1: said the end was near because teenagers were being rowdy

524
00:30:50,925 --> 00:30:55,285
Speaker 1: and people wanted to write books. I like that, Yeah,

525
00:30:55,325 --> 00:30:59,325
Speaker 1: I definitely. I mean I agree, I definitely. I mean,

526
00:30:59,365 --> 00:31:02,245
Speaker 1: teams are rowdy now and a lot of people have podcasts,

527
00:31:02,245 --> 00:31:06,365
Speaker 1: So I do think a nebulous end is in sight.

528
00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:09,365
Speaker 1: So maybe the end already happened and where this is

529
00:31:09,405 --> 00:31:14,605
Speaker 1: just a simulation. Don't get me started on simulation. I

530
00:31:14,645 --> 00:31:17,405
Speaker 1: also just really liked the idea of, like, you know,

531
00:31:17,445 --> 00:31:21,565
Speaker 1: if this the Mayan's like, say, you know, trolling everybody

532
00:31:21,565 --> 00:31:24,925
Speaker 1: in twenty twelve, they have zero concept of you know

533
00:31:24,965 --> 00:31:26,965
Speaker 1: what that's gonna the world's gonna be like, and they're

534
00:31:26,965 --> 00:31:30,685
Speaker 1: like just trolling us, playing the line absolutely well, I

535
00:31:30,725 --> 00:31:32,445
Speaker 1: don't think it's trolling as much as they thought we

536
00:31:32,485 --> 00:31:39,805
Speaker 1: would be smarter than we are. So well, in twenty twelve,

537
00:31:39,885 --> 00:31:43,485
Speaker 1: Arianna Grande did take off, but they were all under

538
00:31:43,565 --> 00:31:47,965
Speaker 1: Victorious the TV show, so you know. And then in

539
00:31:48,005 --> 00:31:52,365
Speaker 1: twenty thirteen she actually took out her first singles, so

540
00:31:53,405 --> 00:31:59,645
Speaker 1: there's something there. Anyway, Up next, next, Hello, up next, Um,

541
00:32:00,325 --> 00:32:05,085
Speaker 1: you know Taylor and men and beards? Do you want

542
00:32:05,085 --> 00:32:11,925
Speaker 1: to tell m tailors? That sounds spicy? Heck? Okay, we're

543
00:32:11,925 --> 00:32:16,205
Speaker 1: gonna We're going to brunow I am in Austria, which

544
00:32:16,245 --> 00:32:19,125
Speaker 1: you may have heard of this town because it's the

545
00:32:19,685 --> 00:32:23,485
Speaker 1: historic the birthplace of the historical asshole Hitler. Oh yeah,

546
00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:28,485
Speaker 1: they also call it the Third Eden. Okay, yep and

547
00:32:29,205 --> 00:32:32,605
Speaker 1: Great burnw uh. Like they have now been all these

548
00:32:32,685 --> 00:32:34,445
Speaker 1: kind of battles of like what to do with his

549
00:32:34,565 --> 00:32:36,965
Speaker 1: house where he was born in they're like trying to

550
00:32:37,005 --> 00:32:39,365
Speaker 1: keep me on Nazis out literally trying to erase his

551
00:32:39,485 --> 00:32:42,845
Speaker 1: stank off of the town. So we're not going to

552
00:32:42,925 --> 00:32:45,525
Speaker 1: talk about that. We're going to help him to rebrand,

553
00:32:45,645 --> 00:32:48,845
Speaker 1: despite the fact that that is literally help you opened. Okay,

554
00:32:48,965 --> 00:32:50,685
Speaker 1: that is how I opened. But like that's why you

555
00:32:50,725 --> 00:32:53,565
Speaker 1: may have heard of Burnow. Okay, but we're trying to

556
00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:58,485
Speaker 1: rebrand the town. Okay, we want we want to make

557
00:32:58,525 --> 00:33:03,405
Speaker 1: it known for this other fella named Hans Steininger. Was

558
00:33:03,445 --> 00:33:06,365
Speaker 1: he also a racist? You know? I don't know, I

559
00:33:06,405 --> 00:33:10,645
Speaker 1: think though, Okay, he was loved by Okay, so he

560
00:33:10,685 --> 00:33:14,565
Speaker 1: was the burgomaster of the town, which is master of

561
00:33:14,605 --> 00:33:20,965
Speaker 1: the citizens aka mayor of them. Okay, you started as better. Yeah,

562
00:33:20,965 --> 00:33:22,485
Speaker 1: well that's why I knew you would like that. So

563
00:33:22,525 --> 00:33:24,405
Speaker 1: that's why I kept you started off so confident. I

564
00:33:24,405 --> 00:33:26,405
Speaker 1: thought you weren't going to tell us what a burgomaster was,

565
00:33:26,445 --> 00:33:30,685
Speaker 1: and I was gonna have to just nod quietly in Google. No,

566
00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:33,445
Speaker 1: it's he's the master of the citizens, been all of

567
00:33:33,485 --> 00:33:35,565
Speaker 1: his people. All of the people loved him. He had

568
00:33:35,605 --> 00:33:40,165
Speaker 1: been reelected for multiple terms to be mayor. Everybody loved him.

569
00:33:40,565 --> 00:33:43,045
Speaker 1: Nobody said why they liked him, but they just were like, yeah,

570
00:33:43,045 --> 00:33:45,125
Speaker 1: he's a cool guy, that's all I know. Maybe because

571
00:33:45,165 --> 00:33:48,605
Speaker 1: he would hit them if they didn't say they liked him. Yeah,

572
00:33:48,805 --> 00:33:54,045
Speaker 1: So like me, gappy, what, I just feel like that's

573
00:33:54,085 --> 00:33:59,205
Speaker 1: an ideal situation for Gabby. Okay, So the citizens like

574
00:33:59,285 --> 00:34:02,765
Speaker 1: really liked his appearance. I think so and it's because

575
00:34:02,845 --> 00:34:06,885
Speaker 1: he had a long af beard. So by the age

576
00:34:06,925 --> 00:34:09,965
Speaker 1: of fifty nine, Hans's beard reached four and a half

577
00:34:10,005 --> 00:34:13,565
Speaker 1: feet long, which was the longest beard in the world

578
00:34:13,965 --> 00:34:18,485
Speaker 1: at the time. Well, yeah, that's like almost my height. Yeah,

579
00:34:18,525 --> 00:34:21,205
Speaker 1: he's almost what we haven't done the NICA measurements in

580
00:34:21,245 --> 00:34:29,165
Speaker 1: a while, he has almost one. It was four feet

581
00:34:29,205 --> 00:34:31,405
Speaker 1: and how many inches? It was four and a half

582
00:34:31,445 --> 00:34:37,445
Speaker 1: feet long, four and a half. That's nasty, it's yeah.

583
00:34:37,525 --> 00:34:40,205
Speaker 1: So it had two there were like two gray ten

584
00:34:40,285 --> 00:34:44,085
Speaker 1: drils dreadlocks basically coming off of his face like this,

585
00:34:44,085 --> 00:34:46,805
Speaker 1: This guy just seems very suss Okay. I know everyone

586
00:34:46,845 --> 00:34:49,725
Speaker 1: liked him, but he just seems sus as heck. I

587
00:34:49,765 --> 00:34:51,885
Speaker 1: don't know. I think he was probably like a sweet,

588
00:34:52,045 --> 00:34:55,525
Speaker 1: sweet little guy. He just made a bad decision with

589
00:34:55,565 --> 00:34:59,485
Speaker 1: his beard anyway, or I just was lazy. Do you

590
00:34:59,525 --> 00:35:02,725
Speaker 1: know what his maintenance regime was. I don't think there

591
00:35:02,805 --> 00:35:06,685
Speaker 1: was much maintenance. Probably I saw a picture. They looked unruly,

592
00:35:07,525 --> 00:35:11,365
Speaker 1: very so his beard would touch the ground. It was

593
00:35:11,405 --> 00:35:15,285
Speaker 1: pretty long, right, and so how tall was he? But

594
00:35:15,365 --> 00:35:17,765
Speaker 1: here's the thing, it's starting, like, what how many inches

595
00:35:17,845 --> 00:35:20,045
Speaker 1: is your face from your like under your nose to

596
00:35:20,085 --> 00:35:21,725
Speaker 1: the top of your head. That's like six inches, right,

597
00:35:21,765 --> 00:35:25,085
Speaker 1: So we're removing six inches from So he was kind

598
00:35:25,085 --> 00:35:28,245
Speaker 1: of short. I don't think he was very tall. I

599
00:35:28,325 --> 00:35:31,565
Speaker 1: love a short king. But also they were shorter back then.

600
00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:37,445
Speaker 1: It's true. There come packed they could all. You could

601
00:35:37,445 --> 00:35:42,565
Speaker 1: fit six people in a smart car back then. So

602
00:35:42,565 --> 00:35:44,725
Speaker 1: so anyway, what he would do with his beard so

603
00:35:44,765 --> 00:35:46,365
Speaker 1: that he wouldn't trip is he'd like roll it up

604
00:35:46,405 --> 00:35:48,005
Speaker 1: really neat and put it. And he had this like

605
00:35:48,125 --> 00:35:51,525
Speaker 1: leathern pouch, so he cuts it like so I it's

606
00:35:51,565 --> 00:35:54,085
Speaker 1: like a fanny pack, you know, And so he's like

607
00:35:54,965 --> 00:36:01,325
Speaker 1: rolls it up, got it tucked away. No, I know

608
00:36:01,565 --> 00:36:05,365
Speaker 1: he could just cut it off. You're right, he could,

609
00:36:05,525 --> 00:36:11,085
Speaker 1: but he showed up at you like he I'm just

610
00:36:11,205 --> 00:36:14,165
Speaker 1: reporting here, Okay, go ahead, Taylor. So the leather of

611
00:36:14,205 --> 00:36:20,685
Speaker 1: fanny pouch patch bed so stupid. Well, it's not stupid

612
00:36:20,685 --> 00:36:22,685
Speaker 1: because he didn't want to trip and fall, and that's

613
00:36:22,925 --> 00:36:25,085
Speaker 1: you know, that makes sense, but it's so many other

614
00:36:25,165 --> 00:36:29,325
Speaker 1: solutions could have cut it. I understand. Okay. Anyway, on

615
00:36:29,445 --> 00:36:34,365
Speaker 1: September twenty eighth, fifteen sixty seven, a fire raged through

616
00:36:34,405 --> 00:36:38,885
Speaker 1: the town, and during this time, listen to me, just

617
00:36:38,925 --> 00:36:41,525
Speaker 1: trying to like make the story this is hilarious. Okay.

618
00:36:41,685 --> 00:36:43,765
Speaker 1: So during this time, there was not a great way

619
00:36:43,805 --> 00:36:52,085
Speaker 1: to put out fires, um to use your beard. Like literally,

620
00:36:53,005 --> 00:36:56,045
Speaker 1: this is the time of like the bucket brigade, where

621
00:36:56,165 --> 00:36:59,005
Speaker 1: there'd be a line of people passing the buckets from

622
00:36:59,045 --> 00:37:02,085
Speaker 1: from a from water, you know, from a water source

623
00:37:02,365 --> 00:37:05,005
Speaker 1: to the fire. Okay. They also had like hooks to

624
00:37:05,085 --> 00:37:07,885
Speaker 1: kind of like stop the spread of fires. Water pumps

625
00:37:07,885 --> 00:37:11,765
Speaker 1: were invented by now, but still not efficient enough. So

626
00:37:12,805 --> 00:37:20,285
Speaker 1: and oh my goodness, what's a hook? A fire hook? So?

627
00:37:20,565 --> 00:37:23,565
Speaker 1: Um so if like if like a house is on

628
00:37:23,645 --> 00:37:25,485
Speaker 1: fire or something and it's like getting ready to spread,

629
00:37:25,525 --> 00:37:28,965
Speaker 1: then you would like use the hook to like move

630
00:37:29,765 --> 00:37:35,285
Speaker 1: the building the materials. Okay, that makes sense. Well, it's

631
00:37:35,285 --> 00:37:37,085
Speaker 1: like a fire poker when you're you know, you're like,

632
00:37:38,285 --> 00:37:40,765
Speaker 1: it's a fire poll I get it now. I could

633
00:37:40,805 --> 00:37:45,045
Speaker 1: have been a firefire fighter in fifteen sixty seven. Yeah, definitely,

634
00:37:45,325 --> 00:37:47,645
Speaker 1: Like they literally would just like the extent of it

635
00:37:47,725 --> 00:37:50,245
Speaker 1: was they would have somebody that would just chill in

636
00:37:50,325 --> 00:37:53,845
Speaker 1: the town at like a high vantage point looking for fires,

637
00:37:54,285 --> 00:37:56,365
Speaker 1: and if they saw one, they'd be like get the

638
00:37:56,405 --> 00:37:59,605
Speaker 1: bucket brigade and everybody in the town would join in

639
00:37:59,925 --> 00:38:02,445
Speaker 1: to make to help stop the fire. I could see

640
00:38:02,525 --> 00:38:07,325
Speaker 1: Gabby being a tower watcher wench. You know, she's high Bulatawa.

641
00:38:07,605 --> 00:38:09,765
Speaker 1: No one knows what she looks like, but she keeps

642
00:38:09,845 --> 00:38:12,965
Speaker 1: us from the fires. You know that sounds stressful though,

643
00:38:13,365 --> 00:38:15,965
Speaker 1: Like I was thinking about how I can't see small

644
00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:17,765
Speaker 1: Like I was thinking if I lived in like a

645
00:38:17,885 --> 00:38:20,805
Speaker 1: hunter gatherer situation, I which should probably be a hunter,

646
00:38:20,885 --> 00:38:23,445
Speaker 1: not a gatherer, because I can't ever find small things.

647
00:38:23,925 --> 00:38:26,525
Speaker 1: So I would be kind of stressed about finding the

648
00:38:26,605 --> 00:38:29,125
Speaker 1: fire because it would start out small and I probably

649
00:38:29,165 --> 00:38:32,125
Speaker 1: wouldn't see it. You know what, I understand that I

650
00:38:32,245 --> 00:38:34,205
Speaker 1: wear contacts, and it stresses me out that if there

651
00:38:34,285 --> 00:38:36,805
Speaker 1: was ever an apocalyptic situation, I would probably have to

652
00:38:36,845 --> 00:38:39,045
Speaker 1: wear glasses. And I don't think I look gootting glasses.

653
00:38:39,645 --> 00:38:42,445
Speaker 1: Yeah I look goodting glasses. The problem is is that

654
00:38:42,645 --> 00:38:44,925
Speaker 1: you can't like if something happens to your glasses, like,

655
00:38:44,925 --> 00:38:47,165
Speaker 1: what's going to happen? Oh, yeah, I'm done, and it's

656
00:38:47,205 --> 00:38:51,645
Speaker 1: the apocalypse. It's done. Just start running into walls. Yeah,

657
00:38:51,685 --> 00:38:54,605
Speaker 1: that's the thing that's unrealistic about apocalypse movies. Everyone has

658
00:38:54,645 --> 00:38:59,365
Speaker 1: twenty twenty vision and that's just not correct. Yeah, okay,

659
00:38:59,525 --> 00:39:03,765
Speaker 1: So basically, so back to the fire control okay, and

660
00:39:03,885 --> 00:39:07,405
Speaker 1: the bucket boys and the bucket there really is like

661
00:39:07,485 --> 00:39:12,925
Speaker 1: no information on on like fire control in Europe before

662
00:39:13,165 --> 00:39:16,525
Speaker 1: the Great Fire of London, which was in sixteen sixty six,

663
00:39:16,725 --> 00:39:19,725
Speaker 1: which remember arts what we were talking about earlier. By

664
00:39:20,205 --> 00:39:23,845
Speaker 1: six six six, there was a fire anyway, long way

665
00:39:23,885 --> 00:39:27,565
Speaker 1: of saying, the town was freaking out. Everybody was pitching

666
00:39:27,565 --> 00:39:30,725
Speaker 1: in to help put out the fire, and old Hans

667
00:39:30,725 --> 00:39:32,685
Speaker 1: he was at the center of this because he was

668
00:39:32,725 --> 00:39:35,085
Speaker 1: their mayor, right, so he had to like try and

669
00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:38,005
Speaker 1: keep everybody calm and like get this fire out. So

670
00:39:38,245 --> 00:39:41,365
Speaker 1: Hans is rushing to tend to his people, very little

671
00:39:41,405 --> 00:39:45,125
Speaker 1: time for to safely secure his beard into his little pouch.

672
00:39:45,765 --> 00:39:50,045
Speaker 1: So he's running around and his locks fly out of

673
00:39:50,165 --> 00:39:54,885
Speaker 1: his leather pouch and his beard trips him up and sadly,

674
00:39:55,005 --> 00:39:57,405
Speaker 1: he was at the top of the stairs and he

675
00:39:57,445 --> 00:40:05,645
Speaker 1: falls down and breaks his neck and dies some But

676
00:40:05,685 --> 00:40:07,565
Speaker 1: there are like some conflicting articles where like, oh, he

677
00:40:07,605 --> 00:40:10,765
Speaker 1: died from the fire or like smoking inhalation. But I'm like, really,

678
00:40:10,805 --> 00:40:13,845
Speaker 1: I think it was his neck. Well, yeah, if he

679
00:40:13,925 --> 00:40:15,485
Speaker 1: was like you know, in his fifties. He had his

680
00:40:15,525 --> 00:40:17,125
Speaker 1: long beard and he was at the top of some

681
00:40:17,245 --> 00:40:21,365
Speaker 1: stairs and he fell. Yeah, he's a goner. Lovingly. Yeah,

682
00:40:21,445 --> 00:40:24,965
Speaker 1: So once the fire is under control, they find poor

683
00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:28,245
Speaker 1: Hans at the bottom of the stairs. Everyone's really sad,

684
00:40:28,445 --> 00:40:31,925
Speaker 1: but they all wanted to remember him, so they erect

685
00:40:31,965 --> 00:40:34,965
Speaker 1: a statue and his honor. So there's a statue with

686
00:40:35,005 --> 00:40:38,485
Speaker 1: this like bearded man. But the town bulked. Didn't stop there.

687
00:40:38,525 --> 00:40:40,965
Speaker 1: They were like, which I think this is kind of mean,

688
00:40:41,045 --> 00:40:43,285
Speaker 1: but they shaved off his beard. What do they do

689
00:40:43,405 --> 00:40:46,085
Speaker 1: with it? So they preserved it, and four hundred plus

690
00:40:46,165 --> 00:40:48,885
Speaker 1: years later you can see his beard that caused his

691
00:40:48,965 --> 00:40:53,405
Speaker 1: demise in the museum in the town. Oh my goodness. Wow,

692
00:40:53,445 --> 00:40:56,605
Speaker 1: that's a way better story than Hitler was born here. Yeah,

693
00:40:56,725 --> 00:41:02,125
Speaker 1: definitely come see this scragglyass beard. Yuck, but yeah, it

694
00:41:02,205 --> 00:41:04,165
Speaker 1: is really gross. There's a picture of it. Will definitely

695
00:41:04,245 --> 00:41:07,365
Speaker 1: post it and I die. Guys, you can cut off

696
00:41:07,405 --> 00:41:12,845
Speaker 1: my bangs, okay, like what is this? This is Gabby's banks.

697
00:41:13,325 --> 00:41:16,805
Speaker 1: Gabby's bangs. Well, just to be so notable that they're like,

698
00:41:16,925 --> 00:41:20,445
Speaker 1: let us preserve these follicles in a museum. Yeah, I

699
00:41:20,605 --> 00:41:26,885
Speaker 1: really really love that. Well, Mika's nails, Gabby's bangs, and yeah,

700
00:41:26,965 --> 00:41:29,885
Speaker 1: although my nails aren't even really my nails and they're fakes,

701
00:41:29,925 --> 00:41:34,285
Speaker 1: so well, yeah exactly, I'm not gonna rip your nails off.

702
00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:38,245
Speaker 1: That seems thinks it's kind of weird. Okay. And Taylor's

703
00:41:38,285 --> 00:41:42,845
Speaker 1: saddle and Taylor's saddle, and we're not talking about the

704
00:41:42,925 --> 00:41:47,645
Speaker 1: one to use for horses. Okay. Anyway, thank you Taylor

705
00:41:47,805 --> 00:41:52,005
Speaker 1: for that disturbing story. Yeah, I loved it. I loved

706
00:41:52,045 --> 00:41:54,805
Speaker 1: all the extra details. You did such a good job

707
00:41:55,245 --> 00:41:59,325
Speaker 1: about telling about this man's demise. When we come back.

708
00:41:59,805 --> 00:42:01,725
Speaker 1: You know, the next time you choose to use a

709
00:42:01,765 --> 00:42:05,005
Speaker 1: beard for a saddle, maybe think twice, because oh it's

710
00:42:05,125 --> 00:42:12,845
Speaker 1: debt dead tea. So beards. Yes, I personally love a

711
00:42:12,845 --> 00:42:16,765
Speaker 1: good beard. I not like a long one like our boy. Um.

712
00:42:16,805 --> 00:42:19,645
Speaker 1: Not like a stubble, yeah, a little stubble, not like

713
00:42:19,685 --> 00:42:22,645
Speaker 1: a gain Dolph. This is for Gabby again, Dolph beard. Um.

714
00:42:22,685 --> 00:42:26,285
Speaker 1: But you know Lph isn't interested in me, it doesn't matter.

715
00:42:26,805 --> 00:42:31,365
Speaker 1: That feels really personal. Okay. Anyway, So you know, a

716
00:42:31,405 --> 00:42:33,885
Speaker 1: well kept you know, a solid, a little bit of scruff,

717
00:42:33,925 --> 00:42:36,245
Speaker 1: a little bit of beard. That's fine. But there was

718
00:42:36,365 --> 00:42:40,125
Speaker 1: some beard commotion in twenty fifteen that kind of left

719
00:42:40,165 --> 00:42:42,365
Speaker 1: a lot of people a little bit scared of beards.

720
00:42:42,445 --> 00:42:45,685
Speaker 1: So these this okay, this is actually kind of it's

721
00:42:45,765 --> 00:42:47,765
Speaker 1: kind of hoaxy when I talk about it, but we'll see.

722
00:42:48,565 --> 00:42:53,605
Speaker 1: So this guy, a TV reporter, swabbed a bunch of

723
00:42:53,605 --> 00:42:56,165
Speaker 1: guys in New Mexico. They swabbed their beards and then

724
00:42:56,245 --> 00:42:59,805
Speaker 1: gave it to microbiologists to test and see worked bacteria.

725
00:42:59,805 --> 00:43:02,165
Speaker 1: As we're living in these guys beards, I'm already grossed

726
00:43:02,165 --> 00:43:04,645
Speaker 1: out in New Mexico. Yes, do they? So they didn't

727
00:43:04,685 --> 00:43:07,885
Speaker 1: just like pluck or cut a beard hair. They swabbed

728
00:43:07,925 --> 00:43:11,125
Speaker 1: it and like, was this just like after they had

729
00:43:11,165 --> 00:43:13,965
Speaker 1: washed it or like where were they in their hygiene

730
00:43:13,965 --> 00:43:18,565
Speaker 1: at this point? Just regular every day beard situation. I'm

731
00:43:18,645 --> 00:43:20,285
Speaker 1: hoping that you know, if someone has a beard, they

732
00:43:20,285 --> 00:43:22,805
Speaker 1: washed their face every day. That's important and just like

733
00:43:22,925 --> 00:43:24,365
Speaker 1: man on the street in the middle of the day,

734
00:43:24,925 --> 00:43:28,085
Speaker 1: not after a shower. Yeah. Also, and this is gonna

735
00:43:28,085 --> 00:43:30,005
Speaker 1: be I'm gonna talk about this later, but it wasn't

736
00:43:30,005 --> 00:43:33,725
Speaker 1: exactly the most scientific process. It was literally a TV

737
00:43:33,845 --> 00:43:37,445
Speaker 1: reporter who had a question and then sent it to

738
00:43:37,485 --> 00:43:40,245
Speaker 1: some microbiologists to get checked out. So you know, he's

739
00:43:40,285 --> 00:43:43,205
Speaker 1: not a scientist. Okay, not trying to gate keep science.

740
00:43:43,205 --> 00:43:47,085
Speaker 1: I'm just saying so what they found was pretty disturbing.

741
00:43:47,365 --> 00:43:50,645
Speaker 1: Some of the men had bacteria living in the beard,

742
00:43:50,765 --> 00:43:54,845
Speaker 1: chilling making iced tea that was commonly found in toilet seats.

743
00:43:55,325 --> 00:44:00,365
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah yeah. Now, usually I would make a

744
00:44:00,445 --> 00:44:03,165
Speaker 1: joke about, you know, a beard being a seat, but

745
00:44:03,325 --> 00:44:05,205
Speaker 1: this is too disturbing to make a joke right now.

746
00:44:05,285 --> 00:44:09,965
Speaker 1: So I had to google a toilet seat like fecal

747
00:44:10,125 --> 00:44:15,045
Speaker 1: matter situation, which just really grossed me out, you know,

748
00:44:15,405 --> 00:44:18,205
Speaker 1: for obvious reasons. Wait, why did it gross you out?

749
00:44:18,765 --> 00:44:23,525
Speaker 1: Very funny, Gabby. Okay, So web md says that the

750
00:44:23,565 --> 00:44:26,445
Speaker 1: New Mexico study was not nearly a scientific or thorough

751
00:44:26,525 --> 00:44:28,525
Speaker 1: as it should have been, and so it was basically

752
00:44:28,565 --> 00:44:30,965
Speaker 1: just used for like click bait. In twenty fifteen, you know,

753
00:44:30,965 --> 00:44:33,085
Speaker 1: a bunch of people made articles about it. Oh my gosh, beard,

754
00:44:33,165 --> 00:44:35,885
Speaker 1: isn't he like a toilet seat? And that is not

755
00:44:36,045 --> 00:44:39,365
Speaker 1: exactly the case they ended up. They didn't swab clean

756
00:44:39,365 --> 00:44:43,165
Speaker 1: shaven faces, you know, to like compare and contrast, because

757
00:44:43,405 --> 00:44:45,685
Speaker 1: maybe it's just the guys were dirty. They don't have

758
00:44:45,805 --> 00:44:51,445
Speaker 1: like the controlled exactly exactly, because our faces can also

759
00:44:51,485 --> 00:44:54,205
Speaker 1: carry bacteria, as we have seen, you know, the coronavirus.

760
00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,205
Speaker 1: Like they literally were like, don't touch your face, don't

761
00:44:56,205 --> 00:44:58,245
Speaker 1: touch your face. So clearly there's some stuff on our

762
00:44:58,285 --> 00:45:03,805
Speaker 1: face and my extlashes. Hey, Taylor, Tayler, that's not funny. Literally,

763
00:45:04,085 --> 00:45:05,685
Speaker 1: I don't know where that accent came from. I don't

764
00:45:05,685 --> 00:45:08,925
Speaker 1: know why. Suddenly I was Australian, but no, absolutely not Taylor.

765
00:45:09,485 --> 00:45:11,885
Speaker 1: The spirit of Ned Kelly, which by the way, I'll

766
00:45:11,885 --> 00:45:14,965
Speaker 1: talk about later because he was really hot. So yeah,

767
00:45:15,005 --> 00:45:16,725
Speaker 1: maybe the men were just dirty, like we don't know.

768
00:45:16,845 --> 00:45:20,405
Speaker 1: And so it seems like, according to WebMD, having a

769
00:45:20,405 --> 00:45:23,965
Speaker 1: beard is perfectly hygienic as long as you wash it,

770
00:45:24,005 --> 00:45:25,685
Speaker 1: don't touch your face a lot, don't touch your beard

771
00:45:25,685 --> 00:45:30,525
Speaker 1: a lot. Just be a clean person. That is literally it, right.

772
00:45:31,365 --> 00:45:35,245
Speaker 1: Take a shower, Yeah, take a shower, you know, wash yours.

773
00:45:36,445 --> 00:45:42,245
Speaker 1: At hetero men, I just I've just heard too many

774
00:45:42,325 --> 00:45:45,085
Speaker 1: horror stories of men who do not wash their butts

775
00:45:45,085 --> 00:45:48,965
Speaker 1: and it's disgusting. Excuse me, I wasn't at like seventy

776
00:45:49,005 --> 00:45:51,485
Speaker 1: five percent of the reason that you have to take

777
00:45:51,485 --> 00:45:54,445
Speaker 1: a shower anyway, Literally, open up those ash cheeks and

778
00:45:54,645 --> 00:45:58,325
Speaker 1: the water flow like lovingly, like I just I can't, okay,

779
00:45:58,525 --> 00:46:03,565
Speaker 1: can we get back to happier conversations beards? No, that's

780
00:46:03,645 --> 00:46:08,325
Speaker 1: not happy, Okay No, So I basically having a beard

781
00:46:08,365 --> 00:46:10,765
Speaker 1: is fine. And I ended up doing more investigating on

782
00:46:11,285 --> 00:46:15,645
Speaker 1: beards and beard commotion, and it seems like beards, like

783
00:46:15,725 --> 00:46:18,685
Speaker 1: any other kind of body modification or thing, are just

784
00:46:18,725 --> 00:46:20,605
Speaker 1: a trend, like it has been in and out for

785
00:46:20,765 --> 00:46:22,925
Speaker 1: literally centuries, like there is always going to be a

786
00:46:22,925 --> 00:46:25,325
Speaker 1: commotion over it. I don't know, Like, for example, in

787
00:46:25,365 --> 00:46:29,805
Speaker 1: the sixteen sixties, this guy, a churchman, famous churchman, Thomas Fuller,

788
00:46:30,325 --> 00:46:34,325
Speaker 1: referred to the beard as quote unquote ornamental excrement under

789
00:46:34,365 --> 00:46:36,525
Speaker 1: the chin, which also kind of rude because he had

790
00:46:36,525 --> 00:46:40,325
Speaker 1: a little mustache. So facial hair is facial hair, Thomas Fueler,

791
00:46:40,445 --> 00:46:43,725
Speaker 1: but he's also calling it excrement. So that's yeah, you know,

792
00:46:43,805 --> 00:46:51,085
Speaker 1: maybe he knew time travel. That's the X Files theme song.

793
00:46:51,565 --> 00:46:54,205
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, people have always had problems with it,

794
00:46:54,245 --> 00:46:59,245
Speaker 1: like literally since the freaking Assyrians, which I found that

795
00:46:59,325 --> 00:47:02,405
Speaker 1: apparently there's a lot of statues of ancient Assyrians with

796
00:47:02,645 --> 00:47:06,405
Speaker 1: curled beards, right, Like this is always being a big

797
00:47:06,645 --> 00:47:09,885
Speaker 1: thing beards and then um, in ancient Egypt, they would

798
00:47:09,885 --> 00:47:12,285
Speaker 1: die them and then they would run gold threads through them,

799
00:47:12,285 --> 00:47:14,245
Speaker 1: which I think is really fun and cool and I'm

800
00:47:14,285 --> 00:47:16,885
Speaker 1: kind of obsessed. But do you all remember when men

801
00:47:17,245 --> 00:47:20,645
Speaker 1: did glitter beard in New York at a time. Okay, okay,

802
00:47:20,645 --> 00:47:23,325
Speaker 1: you remember that, right? Yes? I hate it, Like they

803
00:47:23,325 --> 00:47:26,605
Speaker 1: were trying to do what the ancient Egyptians did, but

804
00:47:27,125 --> 00:47:31,205
Speaker 1: Glitter's just it gets everywhere, It gets literally everywhere. And also,

805
00:47:31,405 --> 00:47:33,685
Speaker 1: like I don't know, I feel like it's different if

806
00:47:33,685 --> 00:47:36,045
Speaker 1: a you know, hot pharaoh with a lot of power

807
00:47:36,125 --> 00:47:39,685
Speaker 1: does it, then like I don't know, Johnny who's going

808
00:47:39,685 --> 00:47:42,965
Speaker 1: on an eight yeah music festival, like whatever, Like Johnny,

809
00:47:43,045 --> 00:47:47,725
Speaker 1: you're not an ancient Egyptian pharaoh. But also people can

810
00:47:47,805 --> 00:47:50,445
Speaker 1: do better really want with their bodies anyway, So yeah,

811
00:47:50,485 --> 00:47:53,405
Speaker 1: and then also people have always tried to or not always,

812
00:47:53,445 --> 00:47:57,125
Speaker 1: but people have tried to control you know, facial hair

813
00:47:57,165 --> 00:47:59,965
Speaker 1: and beards and whatever. Like Alexander the Great was like,

814
00:48:00,245 --> 00:48:02,885
Speaker 1: you know what, being clean shaven his tidier. And also

815
00:48:03,045 --> 00:48:05,325
Speaker 1: enemies won't grab onto my soldiers by the beard, so

816
00:48:05,325 --> 00:48:07,645
Speaker 1: he forced his army men to shave their beards. And

817
00:48:07,685 --> 00:48:10,605
Speaker 1: he also tried to pass laws that required shaving. And

818
00:48:10,645 --> 00:48:13,605
Speaker 1: then this philosopher. They were all pretty big fans of beards.

819
00:48:13,645 --> 00:48:18,685
Speaker 1: And then this philosopher Epictitis, who like he loved his beard.

820
00:48:18,845 --> 00:48:22,445
Speaker 1: And so he wrote in the Discourses of Epictetus, which

821
00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:25,285
Speaker 1: is his book, he wrote, and I quote and this

822
00:48:25,325 --> 00:48:27,205
Speaker 1: is a hypothetical situation. By the way, no one forced

823
00:48:27,285 --> 00:48:30,245
Speaker 1: him to do anything. Come now, epictotis, so he's talking

824
00:48:30,245 --> 00:48:33,005
Speaker 1: to himself, shave your beard. And then he said, if

825
00:48:33,045 --> 00:48:35,445
Speaker 1: I am a philosopher, I answer, I will not shave

826
00:48:35,485 --> 00:48:38,285
Speaker 1: it off. And then the person he's fighting within his

827
00:48:38,325 --> 00:48:40,285
Speaker 1: brain says, then I will have you beheaded. And then

828
00:48:40,325 --> 00:48:43,165
Speaker 1: Epictetus said, if it will do you any good, behead me.

829
00:48:43,365 --> 00:48:49,645
Speaker 1: So you know, men have always been very beards. Yes,

830
00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:53,445
Speaker 1: drama queens. Honestly, you know, it's almost like they don't

831
00:48:53,485 --> 00:48:56,245
Speaker 1: like it when somebody tells them what to do with

832
00:48:56,365 --> 00:48:59,685
Speaker 1: their body. That's weird. That's weird as hell. Because I

833
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Speaker 1: love it, and I'm kidding I do love it too.

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Speaker 1: They should get like I mean, I know the guillotine

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Speaker 1: wasn't invented until much later, but they should have a

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Speaker 1: beard guillotine. You know, where you have to put your bed,

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Speaker 1: then they could chop loves the guillotine. Yeah, I do

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Speaker 1: love a guillotine because it's fucked up. Actually no, but

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Speaker 1: it was efficient. As I always say to our listeners

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Speaker 1: every time, it's just if you're in the line for

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Speaker 1: the guillotine, make sure you're at the front, because then

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Speaker 1: it's sharper. Oh you know, good wisdom from Gabby. Yeah

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Speaker 1: it anyway, but yeah, who wants to go first? I'm volunteered.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't even set to be guillotine. Oh my gosh. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: in seventeen hundreds, Arianna Grandate kidding, no, but it kind

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Speaker 1: of died down in the seventeen hundred slash early eighteen hundreds.

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Speaker 1: And then I found out that in the mid eighteen

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Speaker 1: hundreds in England there was like a crisis of masculinity

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Speaker 1: because apparently men felt like they had gotten soft because

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Speaker 1: you know, things were getting industrialized. They weren't working outside

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Speaker 1: as much exactly, and so they put in factories literally,

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Speaker 1: so they grew massive beards. And then doctors also co

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Speaker 1: signed the beards and they were like, the beard is

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Speaker 1: nature's respirator and it's perfect for men living in industrialized

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Speaker 1: cities who want to be protected from dust and pollution.

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Speaker 1: This is obviously not true, but whatever. And then also

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Speaker 1: I found out that in the US, shaving with a

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Speaker 1: straight razor was kind of hard, and it was also

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Speaker 1: like a well kept secret the barbers had. So there

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Speaker 1: was this trend in the mid nineteenth century by white

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Speaker 1: men specifically where they were like, our friends have died

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Speaker 1: of tetanus because they don't know how to shave. And also,

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Speaker 1: we don't want to support black barbers because most of

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Speaker 1: the barbers back then were black, because that was like

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Speaker 1: a service trade and white men didn't want to do that.

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Speaker 1: So they were like, let's just not shave, and that's

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Speaker 1: exactly what they did. They didn't shave for a while,

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Speaker 1: and that was a thing, and then the twenties and

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Speaker 1: the thirties it was mostly mustaches, and then eventually, you know,

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Speaker 1: American movies kind of made the crew cut in the

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Speaker 1: clean shaven face a thing. And literally, I mean, just

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Speaker 1: like every other trend, they go in and out of style.

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Speaker 1: The sixties and the seventies, you know, long beards, counterculture thing,

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Speaker 1: blah blah whatever. And then two thousand and tens and

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Speaker 1: it was hipsters and mustaches and fair trade beeswax and

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Speaker 1: facial hair bombs. So it's a trend. Oh, I was

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Speaker 1: gonna say, it's trendy, you know, rooted in racism. It's

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Speaker 1: trendy and rooted in racism, just like almost everything else,

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Speaker 1: you know, what's silly. So there was a time where

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Speaker 1: like all the presidents have beards, I know, yeah, and

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Speaker 1: now they don't. And now they don't. I just like

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Speaker 1: had this mental image of both Biden and Trump with

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Speaker 1: a beard, and I got really stressed out. Now that

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Speaker 1: was not what you want to think about at ten

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Speaker 1: fifty am Eastern time in the morning. Anyway, today A

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Speaker 1: short a short hysteria beards and one last thing before

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Speaker 1: I close my tangent Ned Kelly, the Australian outlaw bush

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Speaker 1: person was very hot, and I'm gonna post a picture

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Speaker 1: of him because he had a great beard and great

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Speaker 1: hair and soulful eyes. And yes he murdered people, but

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Speaker 1: you know, a long time ago. So he had a

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Speaker 1: strong an accent. So you know else was hot that

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Speaker 1: like shouldn't have been so hot A young Stalin, Oh, yeah,

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00:52:22,565 --> 00:52:26,725
Speaker 1: oh yeah, it's sad. I'm canceling myself as I said. Yes,

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Speaker 1: though his facial hair was like I feel like of

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Speaker 1: the Russians like his was the least interesting, like Trotsky.

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Speaker 1: Holy fuck, his facial hair is out of control. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna do a full Instagram post of just like hot

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Speaker 1: beards throughout history. Well, thank you so much for listening,

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Speaker 1: you know, putting yourself through this. Um. You get the

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Speaker 1: prize of my voice saying goodbye to you and good night.

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Speaker 1: Cadaver Gals is a production of School of Humans and iHeartRadio.

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